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{\an8}Not today, Hungry Hank.
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(BELL RINGING)
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{\an8}And tongs down.
The lunch buffet is closed.
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{\an8}Scott, Hailey, clean it up.
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{\an8}- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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HAILEY: Oh, yeah
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SCOTT: Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- (EXCLAIMS)
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HAILEY: You're probably wondering
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what I'm doing with a hot dog
and chocolate pudding pizzarito, right?
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Wait, is that what I look like
when I eat?
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Anyway, when the lunch buffet ends
at U.F. Dough,
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Scott and I graciously donate our time
to clean up the leftover food,
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and by cleanup,
I mean stuff our face-holes.
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Your gluttony disgusts me.
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Do you want a bite?
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Even if I could eat,
I wouldn't eat that.
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Now focus up, chow hounds.
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The next most optimal list item
for you to complete is number 89.
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Be in a school musical.
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Me? Sing in front of lots of people?
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Hailey, that's crazy perfect timing.
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The school musical
is just a few weeks away.
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And my girlfriend Kristine,
who I'm full on dating now,
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well, she's writing, directing
and starring in Hats, The Musical.
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Let me guess, it's about hats.
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How did you know that?
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- You really are a supercomputer.
- Whoa!
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Be in a musical?
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Me? I mean, sure, I've always wanted
to be in a musical. Who hasn't?
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But I've never sung
in front of an audience.
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I'd be so nervous.
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Come on, Hai, you sing
for your uncles' band all the time.
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ALL: (SINGING) Just look at the sky glow
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Who cares where the time goes
A beautiful night
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Totally different.
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I don't sing for my uncles,
I sing with them.
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Hey, maybe we could sing together.
I got a lead role.
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- BOTH: Really?
- Yeah.
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But it was a tough audition process.
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Hi, I'm Scott. And I'd like to...
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(EXCLAIMS) You got the part, boyfriend!
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Show business is hard work.
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SUNNY: You talking about the musical?
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I love musicals, and I'm so glad
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Scott is putting himself out there
and exploring the arts.
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Unlike me, who spent my best years
in a dark room studying anatomy,
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when all I wanted to do was bring
a slice of happiness to the people.
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(MAN BURPS)
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Even him. Anyway, great news,
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I'm taking the whole night off
to see your show.
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You are? But you never take time off.
Not even for Becker's birth.
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What can I say?
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I like to multitask,
plus, Darryl's gonna cover for me.
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- Ahhh!
- (DISHES SMASH)
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Or maybe I'll close for the night.
Are you gonna be in the musical too?
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Uh, I don't know.
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You wouldn't be performing alone.
I'd be there to back you up.
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Come on. It might be fun.
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I'll do it.
I just need to find the perfect role.
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Perfect.
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ALL: (SINGING) He's fedorable
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Yeah, yeah, Unignorable
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Yeah, yeah.
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With the softest brim
A dented crown
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He's the slickest lid in town
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He's fedorable
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You guys, that was incredible.
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Snaps all around,
but a little constructive criticism.
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Some of you are dancing
like you have two left feet.
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But I do have two left feet.
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I apologize, Tina.
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That cliche is outdated and offensive.
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And you were
the only one doing it right.
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Everyone else, be more like Tina!
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Now, let's take a break.
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Then Scott and I will rehearse
our big love duet.
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Eee!
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You heard the boss.
Take five, a true five.
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Everyone, clear the stage.
Important set piece coming through.
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And it ain't stopping for no one.
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Clear, clear, clear.
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- What's up, Hailey?
- Becker?
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I didn't take you as a theater fan.
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I'm not.
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But I am a fan of smashing
the sets with a sledgehammer
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once the show is done.
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The perk of being a techie.
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Becker, or should I call you "sister,"
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now that Scott and I are full on dating?
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Not if you like your eyebrows.
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There's one teeny, tiny thing I need.
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The spotlight at the end
of the Fedorable number
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just isn't quite bright enough.
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{\an8}It's already
at the highest setting, boss.
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Well, it's very important
it's even brighter.
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We need to get the scene
the perfect hat-mosphere.
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Well... (SIGHS)
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We're already working with 3,000 lumens
in a two-way converter box,
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but I guess I could bypass
the restrainer block.
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I don't understand a word of that,
but it sure sounds exciting.
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Eee!
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Grand jeté!
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Isn't this fun?
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Then we do the whole spinny thing
and then we tappity-tap,
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and then...
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La, la, la, la
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I just want the show to be really good
for my mom.
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No worries. The show is great.
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Whoo-hoo!
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HAILEY: The show is not great.
The story doesn't make sense,
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the costumes are ridiculous,
and it's way too long.
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But there are some
surprisingly catchy songs.
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(SINGING) He's fedorable
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Yeah, yeah
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Unignorable The softest brim
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A dented crown
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He's the slickest lid in town
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- O-M-G-sharp.
- (GROANS)
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Hailey, your voice is glam-tastic.
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I need to write you
a coat rack solo called, I'm Hooked.
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Oh, no, I'm happy as a silent coat rack.
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Aw. Sad face emoji.
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Well, you can still change your mind.
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We still have a few weeks
till opening night.
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It's opening night!
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Boys, act louder.
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Tina, the box set starts
on your rightmost left foot.
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I don't know which is which anymore.
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Becker, did you brighten the spotlight
for the end of the Fedorable number?
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Don't worry, boss.
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I read you loud and clear.
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(PANTING)
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Looks like the audience
is brimming with excitement.
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(CHUCKLES) Am I right?
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(CHUCKLES) Killer hat pun, Hails,
but something's happening.
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I have this weird rumbling
in my stomach,
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like little butterflies are being eaten
by fire-breathing dragons
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Sounds like nerves.
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There's a first time for everything.
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Wait, you've never been nervous before?
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- I feel that way all the time.
- Really?
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If I had to sing in front
of that audience tonight,
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I'd be so nervous
I'd freeze and forget all the words
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and then tumble off the stage
and break both my legs.
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Uh... Well, break a leg.
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I mean, you know, not literally,
just, have fun out there!
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(SINGING) Welcome to Hattington's
Selling you a hat again
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No shenanigans
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Any hat on a platter, man.
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Every shape and style
A go-to shop
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Come in and grab a brim
Welcome to Hattington's
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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Yes!
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Hat on a hat, on a hat, on a hat
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What could be better than that?
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Sombrero, sombrero
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Wish I were a sombrero
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Instead I'm a lame beret
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Three-million four-hundred
Ways to hide your head
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Why bother washing your hair
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Just cover it instead
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Am I a hat?
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In my dreams
I cover the whole head
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Instead of being just a brim
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He's fedorable
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Yeah, yeah Unignorable
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Yeah, yeah
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With the softest brim
A dented crown
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He's the slickest lid in town
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He's fedorable
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- (SCREAMS)
- (AUDIENCE GASPS)
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- (GASPS)
- Ahhh!
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Ow!
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Jonathan, Thad...
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Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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You're welcome.
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Ow! Oh!
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My ankle. And before our big love duet.
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It's impossible to sing
with a sprained ankle.
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But it's the best song.
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- I wanted my mom to see it, and...
- Hailey, you could do it.
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- You have an incredible voice.
- Me?
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But the nerves,
the butterflies, the dragons.
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I know. But once you start singing,
that will totally go away.
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Please?
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I want to, but I'm sorry.
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I just can't.
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It's okay. I can do it by myself.
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Kristine, sun hat costume, please.
191
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But, Scott, you can't sing
a duet by yourself.
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Yeah. Well, they said man would
never walk on the Sun either.
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But those brave astronauts
proved them wrong.
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Break a leg, boyfriend.
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Pillbox, Stetson, bonnet, balaclava,
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shower cap, the Santa hat.
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We're like pancakes and ice cream
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Public pools and chlorine
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(GASPS)
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Like spaghetti and...
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Like spaghetti and...
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Um... Mango?
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HAILEY: Going out on that stage
in front of all those people
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was the last place on Earth
I would ever want to be.
205
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But for some reason, at that moment,
it didn't matter.
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Because Scott needed my help.
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Like spaghetti and...
Like spaghetti and...
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Like spaghetti and meatballs
Are meant for each other
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Or two puzzle pieces
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BOTH: Like hot dogs and mustard
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You, you fit me perfectly
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Can't help but serenade ya
'Cause our love is tailor-made, yeah
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You, you fit me perfectly
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If I'm a lock, then you're the key
You fit me perfectly
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Yeah
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You fit me perfectly
Yeah, yeah
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- Like pancakes and ice cream
- Waffles and ice cream
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BOTH: Anything and ice cream
219
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You fit me perfectly
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Oops.
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- Yeah, Scott!
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
222
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I owe it all to the hats.
223
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Thanks for saving me out there, Hails.
224
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And hey, you actually sang on stage
in front of people.
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Wait, I totally did.
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And it was kind of awesome.
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I think I want to do it again.
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(ALL GASP)
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KRISTINE: Becker! Stop!
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We still have five more performances.
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Why? The show is already a smash hit.
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KRISTINE: Becker!
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- (SMASHING CONTINUES)
- (BECKER LAUGHS)
234
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(CHORUS SINGING)
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{\an8}He's fedorable! Yeah, yeah!
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{\an8}Unignorable! Yeah, yeah!
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{\an8}With the softest brim
A dented crown
238
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{\an8}He's the slickest lid in town!
239
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{\an8}With the softest brim
A dented crown
240
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{\an8}He's the slickest lid in town!
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{\an8}He's fedorable!
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