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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:07,121 --> 00:00:09,415 So how'd it go? 3 00:00:09,457 --> 00:00:10,792 He was actually kind of nice. 4 00:00:10,833 --> 00:00:12,960 See, I told you it would go well. 5 00:00:13,002 --> 00:00:14,754 Second date Friday! 6 00:00:14,796 --> 00:00:18,091 Ah, that's why you're working out at 11:00 at night. 7 00:00:18,132 --> 00:00:19,675 Um, okay, talk tomorrow. 8 00:00:19,717 --> 00:00:20,927 - Okay, I love you. - Love you. 9 00:00:20,968 --> 00:00:23,513 - Bye. - Bye. 10 00:00:23,554 --> 00:00:26,390 Okay. 11 00:00:26,432 --> 00:00:28,184 What's up? What's up, guys? 12 00:00:28,226 --> 00:00:29,769 Welcome back to Exoglass Studios. 13 00:00:29,811 --> 00:00:30,895 It's your girl, Roxie, and I'm here 14 00:00:30,937 --> 00:00:32,605 with your 30-minute hip workout. 15 00:00:32,647 --> 00:00:33,940 But that's enough talking. 16 00:00:33,981 --> 00:00:35,608 Let's get right into it with some jumping jacks. 17 00:00:35,650 --> 00:00:37,944 Here we go. And one, two. 18 00:00:37,985 --> 00:00:39,946 Get those arms all the way up overhead. 19 00:00:41,489 --> 00:00:44,450 You got this. We're just getting started. 20 00:00:44,492 --> 00:00:46,702 And three. Right into butt kicks. 21 00:00:46,744 --> 00:00:48,204 Two. Last one. 22 00:00:48,246 --> 00:00:49,872 Butt kick. 23 00:00:49,914 --> 00:00:52,417 I'm bringing my heels all the way to my booty. 24 00:01:21,571 --> 00:01:23,114 You're doing great. 25 00:01:23,156 --> 00:01:25,491 Go ahead and add in those arms. 26 00:01:25,533 --> 00:01:27,827 Good. Squat nice and low. 27 00:01:27,869 --> 00:01:31,330 Kill those squats. Hold it here and pulse. 28 00:01:31,372 --> 00:01:34,000 Four, three, we're going into fasties, 29 00:01:34,041 --> 00:01:36,002 two, almost there. 30 00:01:51,476 --> 00:01:55,646 Four, three, two, one more, and release. 31 00:01:55,688 --> 00:01:58,941 Come on, I know it's hurting, but it hurts so good. 32 00:01:58,983 --> 00:02:01,444 Whew, you are gonna feel that in the morning. 33 00:02:01,486 --> 00:02:03,321 And we're not done yet. Now, let's run it out. 34 00:02:03,362 --> 00:02:05,281 Hustle, hustle, hustle. 35 00:02:13,915 --> 00:02:16,042 And Nathan Bartlett steps up to serve. 36 00:02:16,084 --> 00:02:18,920 It's match point for the biggest win of his career. 37 00:02:18,961 --> 00:02:22,340 Let's see if he's got the eye of the tiger. 38 00:02:22,381 --> 00:02:23,716 Forehand down the line. Winner! 39 00:02:23,758 --> 00:02:25,343 Nathan Bartlett takes out 40 00:02:25,384 --> 00:02:27,345 world number one Roger Federer 6-4, 6-2. 41 00:02:27,386 --> 00:02:28,930 Little slow there, Roger. 42 00:02:28,971 --> 00:02:31,015 What a gutsy, never-say-die win. 43 00:02:31,057 --> 00:02:34,894 Could Bartlett be America's next top ten player? 44 00:02:34,936 --> 00:02:36,771 Based on the patterns we discovered, 45 00:02:36,813 --> 00:02:38,773 we fear the Westside Ripper will strike again soon. 46 00:02:38,815 --> 00:02:41,400 Do we have to wake up to murder every morning? 47 00:02:41,442 --> 00:02:43,069 They're talking about that serial killer 48 00:02:43,111 --> 00:02:44,403 that's basically in our back yard. 49 00:02:44,445 --> 00:02:45,863 It is so exciting. 50 00:02:45,905 --> 00:02:47,824 Shouldn't we be playing "Baby Mozart" or something? 51 00:02:49,033 --> 00:02:51,536 The signs are up. The flyers are out. 52 00:02:51,577 --> 00:02:53,788 I'm baking cookies like a fucking Keebler elf. 53 00:02:53,830 --> 00:02:55,915 - This house is gonna move fast. - It better. 54 00:02:55,957 --> 00:02:57,417 The sellers are losing their patience. 55 00:02:57,458 --> 00:02:58,960 All right, I got this, Paul. 56 00:02:59,001 --> 00:03:01,129 - Ow, shit, that's hot. - Obviously. 57 00:03:01,170 --> 00:03:03,256 I just took them out. Are those are my pants? 58 00:03:03,297 --> 00:03:05,049 Well, it's not like you're gonna be wearing them anymore. 59 00:03:05,091 --> 00:03:07,301 - Ugh. - Love you. 60 00:03:07,343 --> 00:03:08,511 - Morning. - Morning. 61 00:03:08,553 --> 00:03:10,263 The cookies are awesome. 62 00:03:10,304 --> 00:03:11,806 I used to have an ass like that. 63 00:03:11,848 --> 00:03:13,641 You still have an ass like that. 64 00:03:13,683 --> 00:03:15,017 And my sister is having so much more sex 65 00:03:15,059 --> 00:03:16,227 - than I ever did. - Really? 66 00:03:16,269 --> 00:03:17,437 - Yeah. - Speak for yourself. 67 00:03:17,478 --> 00:03:19,897 - Oh, excuse me? - I did really good. 68 00:03:19,939 --> 00:03:21,274 Don't forget the pizza. 69 00:03:25,111 --> 00:03:27,613 I found both victims lying beside each other. 70 00:03:27,655 --> 00:03:29,365 The killer had dismembered the bodies. 71 00:03:29,407 --> 00:03:32,910 Detective Hardwick of the Chicago Homicide Division 72 00:03:32,952 --> 00:03:35,163 was the first to arrive at the horrific scene. 73 00:03:35,204 --> 00:03:37,457 He cut off the arms, the hands, the legs, 74 00:03:37,498 --> 00:03:40,501 the heads, everything. 75 00:03:40,543 --> 00:03:42,295 Then he put the bodies back together, 76 00:03:42,336 --> 00:03:44,672 except for one small detail. 77 00:03:44,714 --> 00:03:46,466 He swapped the heads. 78 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,304 - Hey, excuse me. - Hi. 79 00:03:51,345 --> 00:03:53,514 Has the open house started yet? 80 00:03:53,556 --> 00:03:55,600 Uh, uh, yeah, yeah, of course. 81 00:03:55,641 --> 00:03:57,977 I'm Ava. You can go and head in. 82 00:03:58,019 --> 00:03:59,228 I'll be right behind you. 83 00:03:59,270 --> 00:04:00,354 - Cool. - Yeah. 84 00:04:00,396 --> 00:04:02,774 - Yeah. - Okay. Wow. 85 00:04:03,941 --> 00:04:06,277 Edgeless pool and spa, facing south, 86 00:04:06,319 --> 00:04:08,237 so you know you get the sun all day. 87 00:04:08,279 --> 00:04:09,822 Huge barbecue area. 88 00:04:09,864 --> 00:04:12,200 I mean, it's your own private resort 89 00:04:12,241 --> 00:04:13,826 back here, right? 90 00:04:13,868 --> 00:04:16,496 So you've got the one bedroom downstairs and four upstairs. 91 00:04:16,537 --> 00:04:18,539 It's about 5,000 square feet. 92 00:04:18,581 --> 00:04:20,374 Have you been doing this long? 93 00:04:20,416 --> 00:04:21,959 - Real estate? - Mm-hmm. 94 00:04:22,001 --> 00:04:23,294 Like five years. 95 00:04:23,336 --> 00:04:25,463 Do you enjoy it? 96 00:04:25,505 --> 00:04:27,173 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do. 97 00:04:27,215 --> 00:04:29,008 Actually, I mean, when you meet a couple that, you know, 98 00:04:29,050 --> 00:04:30,802 finds their dream house, a place where 99 00:04:30,843 --> 00:04:34,055 they wanna raise their family, it's a really sweet moment. 100 00:04:44,690 --> 00:04:46,776 - Love the view. - Hmm? 101 00:04:46,818 --> 00:04:47,860 - The view? - Mm. 102 00:04:47,902 --> 00:04:50,363 - Yeah. - Yeah, it's a g... 103 00:05:11,509 --> 00:05:15,179 What's up, Jim? Ladies, good morning. 104 00:05:16,556 --> 00:05:18,933 Tess, you gotta turn your shoulders more. 105 00:05:20,726 --> 00:05:23,604 - There it is. - Thanks, Coach. 106 00:05:26,858 --> 00:05:29,235 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 107 00:05:29,277 --> 00:05:33,072 You gotta try the yellowtail. Herb's new menu is amazing. 108 00:05:33,114 --> 00:05:35,950 - Can we talk for a moment? - Oh, yeah. 109 00:05:37,702 --> 00:05:42,790 So what do you think? 110 00:05:42,832 --> 00:05:46,002 Yeah, it's... it's not quite what I'm after. 111 00:05:46,043 --> 00:05:47,754 Okay. 112 00:05:47,795 --> 00:05:50,381 Management wants to make a change. 113 00:05:50,423 --> 00:05:51,966 What kind of change? 114 00:05:52,008 --> 00:05:54,427 They want a new director of tennis. 115 00:05:57,805 --> 00:05:59,724 Wait, what? Am I being fired? 116 00:05:59,766 --> 00:06:01,934 Well, more like demoted. 117 00:06:01,976 --> 00:06:03,561 I've been here for 17 years. 118 00:06:03,603 --> 00:06:05,438 Yes, I think that's part of the issue. 119 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:06,939 Wait, Michelle, I... 120 00:06:06,981 --> 00:06:09,233 I... I helped build this club. 121 00:06:09,275 --> 00:06:12,111 There was 200 members here when I first arrived. 122 00:06:12,153 --> 00:06:14,864 You don't have any other Palisades listings, do you? 123 00:06:14,906 --> 00:06:17,658 No, no, not this week, so... 124 00:06:17,700 --> 00:06:19,619 But I did see you had a few listings in Palms 125 00:06:19,660 --> 00:06:21,120 for one-bedroom apartments. 126 00:06:23,372 --> 00:06:26,626 - Yeah. - Mason's taking over. 127 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:28,127 - Mason? - Yeah. 128 00:06:28,169 --> 00:06:31,047 The new guy? He's 25 years old. 129 00:06:31,089 --> 00:06:32,381 - 24. - He is? 130 00:06:32,423 --> 00:06:35,468 Yeah, but his Cardio and Cocktails, killing it. 131 00:06:35,510 --> 00:06:37,637 Watch it all the way. 132 00:06:37,678 --> 00:06:38,805 - Come on, Amy. - Oh. 133 00:06:38,846 --> 00:06:40,681 Ooh, missed a shot and take a shot. 134 00:06:40,723 --> 00:06:42,975 - Come on, meet me here. - That's not tennis. 135 00:06:43,017 --> 00:06:44,185 Okay. 136 00:06:44,227 --> 00:06:45,812 Yeah, but stay-at-home moms love him. 137 00:06:45,853 --> 00:06:47,980 They don't love him. They're drunk. 138 00:06:48,022 --> 00:06:50,983 I'm thinking you're stuck in the low-end market. 139 00:06:51,025 --> 00:06:52,777 You can't get out, and your boss gave you 140 00:06:52,819 --> 00:06:55,154 this listing as a favor. 141 00:06:56,531 --> 00:06:58,533 Well, you gotta start somewhere, right? 142 00:07:00,868 --> 00:07:03,538 You know I'm gonna be a dad soon, right? 143 00:07:03,579 --> 00:07:04,831 - I have a family too. - I know you do. 144 00:07:04,872 --> 00:07:06,374 You have a beautiful family. 145 00:07:06,416 --> 00:07:08,584 And that's why Mason's in and you're moving to red ball. 146 00:07:10,044 --> 00:07:12,922 - Red ball? - I'm sorry. 147 00:07:12,964 --> 00:07:15,758 - That's for five-year-olds. - Yeah, I'm sorry. 148 00:07:26,894 --> 00:07:29,313 Hey, bad news, no offers on the house. 149 00:07:29,355 --> 00:07:31,607 Oh, fantastic. 150 00:07:31,649 --> 00:07:32,859 I just got fired. 151 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:34,235 What? Are you serious? 152 00:07:34,277 --> 00:07:35,862 Well, demoted. 153 00:07:35,903 --> 00:07:38,364 - I think the toilet's broken. - Wait a minute, what happened? 154 00:07:38,406 --> 00:07:39,615 I lost my power base. 155 00:07:39,657 --> 00:07:41,117 All the moms moved over to Mason... 156 00:07:41,159 --> 00:07:43,119 - Cardio and Cocktail. - Mason, that young one? 157 00:07:43,161 --> 00:07:44,662 - That new hot coach over there? - Okay, take it easy. 158 00:07:44,704 --> 00:07:45,913 - He's not that hot. - This is bullshit. 159 00:07:45,955 --> 00:07:47,540 After everything you've done for that place? 160 00:07:47,582 --> 00:07:50,209 Yeah, I'm on commission... red ball. 161 00:07:50,251 --> 00:07:51,377 The five-year-olds? 162 00:07:51,419 --> 00:07:53,087 Guys, hey, I need some help, like, now. 163 00:07:53,129 --> 00:07:54,130 Ugh, what? 164 00:07:54,172 --> 00:07:55,715 What the fuck is going on, Tory? 165 00:07:55,757 --> 00:07:57,258 Oh, oh! 166 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:58,593 I don't know what to do! 167 00:07:58,634 --> 00:08:00,011 - What happened? - I don't know. 168 00:08:00,052 --> 00:08:04,098 - It just started overflowing. - No! 169 00:08:04,140 --> 00:08:05,767 Oh, no. 170 00:08:05,808 --> 00:08:07,226 Right this way. 171 00:08:07,268 --> 00:08:09,312 I've got quite a treat for you here... 172 00:08:09,353 --> 00:08:12,523 our flagship product, the Toto Aquia. 173 00:08:12,565 --> 00:08:13,733 Ooh. 174 00:08:13,775 --> 00:08:15,777 Automatic lid, air dry, heated seat, 175 00:08:15,818 --> 00:08:21,818 bidet, and a unique glazed throat that eliminates debris. 176 00:08:22,158 --> 00:08:26,287 Oh, that sounds, uh, great, but do you have any toilets? 177 00:08:27,955 --> 00:08:30,708 I think he... it's probably a little out of our price range. 178 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:32,919 - It's $4,000. - Ooh. 179 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,754 Yeah, do you have one that you could 180 00:08:34,796 --> 00:08:36,631 just sit on and go poop? 181 00:08:36,672 --> 00:08:38,132 - Oh, my God. - Is that available? 182 00:08:38,174 --> 00:08:39,967 - Are you serious? - What? 183 00:08:40,009 --> 00:08:41,761 Yeah, money's tight. 184 00:08:41,803 --> 00:08:43,513 We're gonna be fine. I have plans. 185 00:08:43,554 --> 00:08:44,931 You'll see. 186 00:08:44,972 --> 00:08:46,766 We're all gonna be living in a Malibu beach house 187 00:08:46,808 --> 00:08:48,184 in no time, trust me. 188 00:08:48,226 --> 00:08:49,727 Is it the tennis academy that you've been 189 00:08:49,769 --> 00:08:51,104 talking about for years? 190 00:08:51,145 --> 00:08:52,396 Because I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed. 191 00:08:52,438 --> 00:08:56,567 No, actually, it's a tennis podcast, right? 192 00:08:56,609 --> 00:08:58,277 I talk about my time on the tour, 193 00:08:58,319 --> 00:08:59,320 the ups, the downs. 194 00:08:59,362 --> 00:09:00,488 I think people will really like it. 195 00:09:00,530 --> 00:09:01,823 What do you think? 196 00:09:01,864 --> 00:09:04,117 Okay, I don't think anyone wants to listen 197 00:09:04,158 --> 00:09:06,119 to a podcast about tennis. I'm sorry, I don't. 198 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,121 But you know what they do wanna listen to? 199 00:09:08,162 --> 00:09:09,414 Murder. 200 00:09:09,455 --> 00:09:11,040 Not everyone's obsessed with murder like you. 201 00:09:11,082 --> 00:09:14,043 Yes, they are. These things sell for millions. 202 00:09:14,085 --> 00:09:15,253 - Millions? - Yes. 203 00:09:15,294 --> 00:09:16,294 "Root of Evil," "Sisters in Crime." 204 00:09:16,295 --> 00:09:17,797 It's like the fucking gold rush. 205 00:09:17,839 --> 00:09:19,757 So unless you know someone that got stabbed 206 00:09:19,799 --> 00:09:21,300 on center court Wimbledon, 207 00:09:21,342 --> 00:09:22,718 then maybe you should forget about tennis. 208 00:09:26,848 --> 00:09:28,474 Forget about tennis? 209 00:09:28,516 --> 00:09:29,767 - Really? - Not forget. 210 00:09:29,809 --> 00:09:31,727 - You know what I mean. - Forget about tennis? 211 00:09:31,769 --> 00:09:33,896 You want me to just forget my whole life? 212 00:09:33,938 --> 00:09:35,148 You think I don't see you sitting 213 00:09:35,189 --> 00:09:37,024 on the toilet watching old YouTube videos 214 00:09:37,066 --> 00:09:38,734 of the day you beat Federer? 215 00:09:38,776 --> 00:09:40,319 Do you really think that's healthy? 216 00:09:40,361 --> 00:09:42,155 Do you think it's healthy to spend every night 217 00:09:42,196 --> 00:09:44,157 with a bunch of dead people? Because I don't. 218 00:09:44,198 --> 00:09:46,159 Uh, maybe I wouldn't have to if we actually 219 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,035 did something once in a while. 220 00:09:48,077 --> 00:09:49,370 The biggest thing we did in the last three years 221 00:09:49,412 --> 00:09:51,330 is go buy a toilet that costs 150 bucks. 222 00:09:51,372 --> 00:09:53,082 Okay, so that's what this is about. 223 00:09:53,124 --> 00:09:54,459 Why didn't you just say that? It's about money. 224 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,669 I'm sorry I didn't get you the fucking Toto, babe. 225 00:09:56,711 --> 00:09:57,920 It's not about the Toto. 226 00:09:57,962 --> 00:09:59,130 I'm sorry it doesn't spray up your ass. 227 00:09:59,172 --> 00:10:00,506 It's not about the Toto! 228 00:10:00,548 --> 00:10:02,175 So why do you keep talking about money, then? 229 00:10:02,216 --> 00:10:03,926 I'm not! You brought it up. You're making it about money. 230 00:10:03,968 --> 00:10:05,511 Money's not the problem. What happened to us? 231 00:10:05,553 --> 00:10:08,055 We used to be the cool, fun tennis couple. 232 00:10:08,097 --> 00:10:09,807 We used to support each other. 233 00:10:09,849 --> 00:10:11,601 We were gonna conquer the world together. 234 00:10:11,642 --> 00:10:13,102 Like, what the fuck happened? 235 00:10:13,144 --> 00:10:14,520 Okay, so what you're saying is, I'm the problem. 236 00:10:14,562 --> 00:10:16,022 Oh, my God. 237 00:10:16,063 --> 00:10:17,398 I'm the problem 'cause I failed, right? 238 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,275 - You always do this. - Yeah, yeah, I failed you. 239 00:10:19,317 --> 00:10:20,526 I got hurt. 240 00:10:20,568 --> 00:10:21,861 Then I got my ass fired, 241 00:10:21,903 --> 00:10:23,112 and now I can't get you the mansion 242 00:10:23,154 --> 00:10:24,989 like all your fancy fucking friends. 243 00:10:25,031 --> 00:10:26,157 - Oh. - You knew who you married. 244 00:10:26,199 --> 00:10:27,325 You know what, I didn't, 245 00:10:27,366 --> 00:10:28,743 because you're not the guy I married. 246 00:10:31,913 --> 00:10:33,915 What did you say? 247 00:10:33,956 --> 00:10:35,208 You're obviously the guy I married. 248 00:10:35,249 --> 00:10:36,959 - That's not what I meant. - That's what you said. 249 00:10:37,001 --> 00:10:38,586 I know that, but that's not how... 250 00:10:38,628 --> 00:10:40,505 it came out wrong. Come on, please don't do this. 251 00:10:40,546 --> 00:10:42,673 I'm sorry I'm not the guy you married. 252 00:10:44,383 --> 00:10:46,969 And I'm sorry I got hurt. I'm really sorry. 253 00:10:47,011 --> 00:10:48,721 - Oh, my God, come on. - I'm sorry I got fired. 254 00:10:48,763 --> 00:10:50,223 I'm sorry I have no fucking money. 255 00:10:50,264 --> 00:10:52,391 I'm sorry I'm old. I'm sorry I got no friends. 256 00:10:52,433 --> 00:10:54,644 I'm fucking sorry, okay? 257 00:10:54,685 --> 00:10:56,938 It came out wrong. Babe, I'm sorry. 258 00:10:56,979 --> 00:10:58,940 Babe, please. 259 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:05,238 Gonna be a big tennis champ? 260 00:11:05,279 --> 00:11:08,157 Gonna impress your daddy? Gonna impress your wife? 261 00:11:08,199 --> 00:11:10,451 You can't do shit. You can't do it. 262 00:11:10,493 --> 00:11:12,912 You can't fucking do it. You're gonna fucking... 263 00:11:12,954 --> 00:11:14,205 you know, I'm done. 264 00:11:14,247 --> 00:11:16,791 I'm fucking... I'm fucking done! 265 00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:18,376 The great American art form 266 00:11:18,418 --> 00:11:21,671 isn't music or film or television. 267 00:11:21,712 --> 00:11:26,050 The great American art form is murder. 268 00:11:26,092 --> 00:11:28,970 We watch it. We celebrate it. 269 00:11:29,011 --> 00:11:34,600 We obsess over it, and we commit it. 270 00:11:34,642 --> 00:11:39,397 What drives someone to murder another human being? 271 00:11:39,439 --> 00:11:42,775 What kind of person could do that? 272 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,335 Hey, I'm Matt, plumber. 273 00:12:01,377 --> 00:12:02,503 - Hi. - Great. 274 00:12:02,545 --> 00:12:03,588 We need you. Come on in. 275 00:12:03,629 --> 00:12:07,175 Oh, one sec. Sorry. 276 00:12:07,216 --> 00:12:08,926 Never bring dirt into a home. 277 00:12:08,968 --> 00:12:10,803 That's a priority. 278 00:12:10,845 --> 00:12:12,805 Okay, one more second, Yep, almost done. 279 00:12:12,847 --> 00:12:15,183 - Right down this way. - Great, thanks. 280 00:12:15,224 --> 00:12:19,312 - Down the hall here. - Hey, is that, uh, 281 00:12:19,353 --> 00:12:21,481 - is that Binghamton? - Yeah, I grew up near there. 282 00:12:21,522 --> 00:12:22,523 - No way. - Yeah. 283 00:12:22,565 --> 00:12:23,941 - Me too. - Really? 284 00:12:23,983 --> 00:12:25,693 Yeah, they had that great ice cream store. 285 00:12:25,735 --> 00:12:27,445 - Slippy's, oh. - Oh, my God. 286 00:12:27,487 --> 00:12:28,696 - Best mint chip ever. - Right? 287 00:12:28,738 --> 00:12:30,865 - Oh. - Man, small world. 288 00:12:30,907 --> 00:12:32,533 - Can you believe that? - It's nuts. 289 00:12:32,575 --> 00:12:33,701 You wanna... you wanna head back? 290 00:12:33,743 --> 00:12:35,119 Yeah. Well, uh, toilet awaits. 291 00:12:35,161 --> 00:12:36,621 Let's do it, yeah. So it's down here. 292 00:12:36,662 --> 00:12:38,790 It's just... it's a gusher. 293 00:12:38,831 --> 00:12:40,458 Hey. 294 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,418 Hot plumber. 295 00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:43,753 I know. 296 00:12:46,506 --> 00:12:48,633 American Standard is a solid unit. 297 00:12:48,674 --> 00:12:50,510 They try to upsell you on the Toto? 298 00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:52,470 - They did, actually. - They always do. 299 00:12:52,512 --> 00:12:54,013 It's bullshit. 300 00:12:54,055 --> 00:12:55,973 I mean, who needs a toilet for a status symbol, right? 301 00:12:56,015 --> 00:12:57,767 Yeah, that's exactly what I think. 302 00:12:57,809 --> 00:12:59,727 Yeah? 303 00:12:59,769 --> 00:13:02,522 Hey, can I ask you something? 304 00:13:02,563 --> 00:13:04,774 - Sure. - I saw that wall out there. 305 00:13:04,816 --> 00:13:06,776 That... that was you, right? 306 00:13:06,818 --> 00:13:08,528 I mean, all those tennis trophies. 307 00:13:08,569 --> 00:13:11,405 Oh, yeah, yeah, I won a lot of juniors. 308 00:13:11,447 --> 00:13:13,908 - Yeah, no, I remember you. - Really? 309 00:13:13,950 --> 00:13:16,202 Yeah, you were gonna be, like, the next Agassi, right? 310 00:13:16,244 --> 00:13:18,830 That's what they said until I blew my knee out. 311 00:13:18,871 --> 00:13:21,791 - Ah, that's a bummer. - Never really made it back. 312 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,209 - Yeah. - Yeah. 313 00:13:23,251 --> 00:13:24,460 You know, I play a little. 314 00:13:24,502 --> 00:13:26,045 Nothing like you, just, you know, 315 00:13:26,087 --> 00:13:27,088 I hit with my buddies. 316 00:13:27,130 --> 00:13:28,339 They used to have these great courts 317 00:13:28,381 --> 00:13:29,924 near my apartment in Pomona. 318 00:13:29,966 --> 00:13:32,218 Pomona? You live in Pomona? That's a drive. 319 00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:33,761 Oh, no, no, no, I used to. 320 00:13:33,803 --> 00:13:36,013 You know, it got too dangerous. 321 00:13:36,055 --> 00:13:38,182 Someone got attacked in my building. 322 00:13:38,224 --> 00:13:40,810 So I took off, came to LA, 323 00:13:40,852 --> 00:13:44,272 you know... for the glamour. 324 00:13:44,313 --> 00:13:46,023 You know? You still hit? 325 00:13:46,065 --> 00:13:48,985 I coach over at the Beverly Club. 326 00:13:49,026 --> 00:13:50,486 Oh, wow. 327 00:13:50,528 --> 00:13:52,613 I bet they're glad to have someone as good as you around. 328 00:13:52,655 --> 00:13:56,200 Yeah, yeah, they're very excited, yeah. 329 00:13:56,242 --> 00:13:59,245 I don't know, if you ever got time, I'd... 330 00:13:59,287 --> 00:14:00,413 I'd love to hit. 331 00:14:00,455 --> 00:14:02,123 Uh, sure, yeah. 332 00:14:02,165 --> 00:14:03,666 I mean, I'd kick the shit out of you. 333 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:05,543 It would be my honor, you know? 334 00:14:07,128 --> 00:14:10,465 All right, you are... 335 00:14:10,506 --> 00:14:12,508 Ready for action. 336 00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:14,510 - Fantastic. - Hey, guys. 337 00:14:14,552 --> 00:14:16,220 Hi, Matt, can you check one more thing while you're here? 338 00:14:16,221 --> 00:14:17,805 Uh, yeah, sure. 339 00:14:17,847 --> 00:14:20,099 - What's up? - Well... 340 00:14:20,141 --> 00:14:21,350 wait, is that mold? 341 00:14:21,392 --> 00:14:23,394 Ugh, Stachybotrys. 342 00:14:23,436 --> 00:14:24,854 - Stachy what? - Oh. 343 00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:26,314 It's a type of mold. 344 00:14:26,355 --> 00:14:27,815 You're gonna have to rip the whole thing out. 345 00:14:27,857 --> 00:14:28,941 - Oh, my God. - No, no, no. 346 00:14:28,983 --> 00:14:30,818 - The whole thing? - Yeah. 347 00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:34,113 Oh, shit. 348 00:14:34,155 --> 00:14:37,700 - Okay. Um... - This is not good. 349 00:14:37,742 --> 00:14:39,994 - We're gonna be fine. - Mm. 350 00:14:40,036 --> 00:14:42,455 I'm just curious how much you think that might run us. 351 00:14:42,497 --> 00:14:44,457 Oh, I... I mean, it's a big job. 352 00:14:44,499 --> 00:14:48,586 - It's not gonna be cheap. - Yeah, yeah, I figured that. 353 00:14:48,628 --> 00:14:50,838 We're having a little cash-flow situation. 354 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,965 Not a big deal. We're gonna be fine. 355 00:14:53,007 --> 00:14:54,842 But I was just thinking, what... 356 00:14:54,884 --> 00:14:57,220 would you be up for doing a deal? 357 00:14:57,261 --> 00:15:01,340 How about three months of free tennis lessons with this guy? 358 00:15:02,541 --> 00:15:04,727 Oh, uh... 359 00:15:06,312 --> 00:15:07,855 Twice a week? 360 00:15:10,566 --> 00:15:13,319 Elbow up. Head still. 361 00:15:13,361 --> 00:15:17,240 Finish high. Kiss the bicep. 362 00:15:17,281 --> 00:15:20,284 Oh, the student has become the master. 363 00:15:20,326 --> 00:15:21,619 Nice shot. 364 00:15:21,661 --> 00:15:24,122 I guess that makes me better than Federer, huh? 365 00:15:24,163 --> 00:15:25,665 Okay. 366 00:15:25,706 --> 00:15:27,708 You're gonna have to give me one of your fancy trophies. 367 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:32,880 Here we go. There it is. 368 00:15:32,922 --> 00:15:35,007 - Okay. - Gotta run. 369 00:15:35,049 --> 00:15:36,843 - Oh! - Try to use your feet. 370 00:15:36,884 --> 00:15:39,137 You having fun yet? 371 00:15:41,055 --> 00:15:43,975 All right, all right, I surrender. 372 00:15:44,016 --> 00:15:45,768 You win. 373 00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:48,354 - We could go again. - No, man. 374 00:15:48,396 --> 00:15:52,233 No, no, no, that was fucking exhausting. 375 00:15:52,275 --> 00:15:54,152 You're so good. 376 00:15:54,193 --> 00:15:57,738 - We'll get you there. - Ah. 377 00:15:57,780 --> 00:16:00,074 - You got a good forehand. - Hmm? 378 00:16:00,116 --> 00:16:03,119 Backhand is shit. 379 00:16:04,787 --> 00:16:06,873 What's going on there? 380 00:16:06,914 --> 00:16:10,501 They call that Thirsty Thursdays. 381 00:16:10,543 --> 00:16:12,253 This used to be my kingdom. 382 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,090 LA, right? 383 00:16:16,132 --> 00:16:17,800 It's a brutal city, especially when 384 00:16:17,842 --> 00:16:21,429 you're pushing 50. I'm just invisible. 385 00:16:21,471 --> 00:16:24,432 Yeah? Try being a plumber. 386 00:16:27,477 --> 00:16:29,937 - Hey, man, Thirsty Thursday. - Oh, shit. 387 00:16:29,979 --> 00:16:32,273 Half-price cocktails. What do you say? 388 00:16:32,315 --> 00:16:34,066 Ah, we're good, thanks. 389 00:16:34,108 --> 00:16:35,651 I'm just in the middle of a lesson right now. 390 00:16:35,693 --> 00:16:37,737 - What's up, brother? - Hey. 391 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:40,823 Coach, can I get you for a second? 392 00:16:42,325 --> 00:16:45,745 - Excuse me a second. - Yeah, fine. 393 00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:48,289 What's up? 394 00:16:48,331 --> 00:16:49,373 Hey. 395 00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:52,960 I just wanted to say, uh, 396 00:16:53,002 --> 00:16:55,254 I had nothing to do with what went down. 397 00:16:55,296 --> 00:16:56,881 Okay, I didn't ask for your position. 398 00:16:56,923 --> 00:16:59,634 - They just, like, gave it to me. - Yeah. 399 00:16:59,675 --> 00:17:01,302 And I feel really bad about it 400 00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:04,472 because I have been a huge fan of yours. 401 00:17:04,514 --> 00:17:07,058 A long time, coming up, when I was a little kid, 402 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,810 - you know? - Yeah, it's fine. 403 00:17:08,851 --> 00:17:10,937 I got Riviera chasing me, Mulholland chasing me. 404 00:17:10,978 --> 00:17:12,647 Oh, that's great. Fuck yeah. 405 00:17:12,688 --> 00:17:13,898 - Yeah, it's great. - Okay, cool. 406 00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:15,066 And you know what? 407 00:17:15,108 --> 00:17:16,442 If that doesn't pan out for you, 408 00:17:16,484 --> 00:17:18,111 I've actually been talking to the club 409 00:17:18,152 --> 00:17:21,489 about keeping you on here as coach emeritus. 410 00:17:21,531 --> 00:17:24,325 Coach emeritus? 411 00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:25,827 It's Latin. 412 00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:28,579 It means, like, a respected elder. 413 00:17:28,621 --> 00:17:29,789 Really? Is that what it means? 414 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,082 Yeah. 415 00:17:31,124 --> 00:17:32,333 I thought it might be a nice way 416 00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:34,252 to just kick some cash your way and... 417 00:17:34,293 --> 00:17:35,837 I don't need your fucking cash. 418 00:17:38,548 --> 00:17:40,842 Okay. 419 00:17:40,883 --> 00:17:42,677 I hear you, big guy. Um... 420 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,057 - All right. - Anything else? 421 00:17:50,101 --> 00:17:51,769 I'll see you around. It's all good. 422 00:18:07,618 --> 00:18:09,036 - Cheers! - Love you guys. 423 00:18:09,078 --> 00:18:10,747 I wish I was drinking that instead of this shit. 424 00:18:10,788 --> 00:18:11,831 So have you gotten to the part 425 00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,958 where he swaps the head? 426 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,502 Da, da, da, no spoilers, no spoilers. 427 00:18:16,544 --> 00:18:17,754 That's not a spoiler. 428 00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:19,172 It is a spoiler 'cause you said "he." 429 00:18:19,213 --> 00:18:20,256 So now I know the killer is a he. 430 00:18:20,298 --> 00:18:21,424 Well, of course, the killer is he. 431 00:18:21,466 --> 00:18:23,342 It's not a she. Women do not swap heads. 432 00:18:23,384 --> 00:18:24,886 - That is not something that... - See you guys later. 433 00:18:24,927 --> 00:18:26,554 - We would do. - Oh, okay. 434 00:18:26,596 --> 00:18:27,847 - Hey. - Tori, Tori. 435 00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:30,391 - Okay, hello. - Does someone have a date? 436 00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:33,311 - No, nobody goes on a date. It's like a Tinder fuck fest. 437 00:18:33,352 --> 00:18:35,938 - That's true. - No, don't say that. 438 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:37,607 Listen, I had a friend go on a Tinder date. 439 00:18:37,648 --> 00:18:38,983 Everything was going great. 440 00:18:39,025 --> 00:18:40,200 They watched "The Notebook" until he tied her up 441 00:18:40,234 --> 00:18:42,320 - and pooped in her mouth. - Was it consensual? 442 00:18:42,361 --> 00:18:44,071 - That's crazy. - No, you're right. 443 00:18:44,113 --> 00:18:45,782 I should just stay here and get drunk 444 00:18:45,823 --> 00:18:48,201 and talk about heads being cut off. 445 00:18:49,202 --> 00:18:50,787 Okay, what do you even know about this guy, though? 446 00:18:50,828 --> 00:18:51,913 Seriously, don't you wanna meet someone, 447 00:18:51,954 --> 00:18:53,039 like, responsible and... and... 448 00:18:53,081 --> 00:18:55,208 No, no, I prefer the fuck-ups. 449 00:18:55,249 --> 00:18:58,002 They're way more fun. One more thing. 450 00:18:58,044 --> 00:18:59,837 Should I use protection, or should he just pull out? 451 00:18:59,879 --> 00:19:01,255 You know, if I end up on "Dateline," 452 00:19:01,297 --> 00:19:03,549 I can leave a massive DNA trail for you weirdos. 453 00:19:03,591 --> 00:19:05,259 Yes! Get that DNA! 454 00:19:05,301 --> 00:19:07,011 The more, the better, honestly. 455 00:19:07,053 --> 00:19:08,387 Save it, bring it home. 456 00:19:08,429 --> 00:19:10,848 - You're always thinking ahead. - I like that. 457 00:19:10,890 --> 00:19:13,017 All right, you guys don't get too crazy. 458 00:19:13,059 --> 00:19:15,436 - Okay, do it for us, girl. - Brilliant. 459 00:19:15,478 --> 00:19:19,857 To be young and hot and young. 460 00:19:19,899 --> 00:19:21,192 She's right, you guys. 461 00:19:21,234 --> 00:19:22,527 Look at us, always sitting around, 462 00:19:22,568 --> 00:19:25,238 drinking wine, talking about vicious murders. 463 00:19:25,279 --> 00:19:27,156 Like, what is wrong with us? 464 00:19:32,787 --> 00:19:34,372 So after he swapped the heads? 465 00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:36,082 - Yes. - Right. 466 00:19:36,124 --> 00:19:37,125 - Oh! - Oh, shit. 467 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:38,501 Are you fucking kidding me? 468 00:19:38,543 --> 00:19:40,253 Why are you so fucking good at darts? 469 00:19:40,294 --> 00:19:42,839 Oh, man, you know, I spent a lot of tequila time here 470 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,924 when my marriage was going under. 471 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:47,593 Ah, fuck. I jinxed myself. 472 00:19:47,635 --> 00:19:49,679 You guys didn't make it? 473 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,180 You know what? We tried. 474 00:19:51,222 --> 00:19:54,475 I mean, we went to therapy, went to Fiji. 475 00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:55,810 Had a baby. 476 00:19:55,852 --> 00:19:58,187 You had a baby to save your marriage? 477 00:19:58,229 --> 00:19:59,564 Shit. 478 00:19:59,605 --> 00:20:01,399 You're the last guy I should be hanging out with. 479 00:20:01,441 --> 00:20:05,027 Oh, no, dude, I mean, you know, sorry, it's just... 480 00:20:05,069 --> 00:20:07,196 I'm just being real. 481 00:20:07,238 --> 00:20:09,949 People do crazy shit in a bad marriage. 482 00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:14,203 The lesson is, I should have just let it die. 483 00:20:15,955 --> 00:20:17,790 I would totally date a guy in prison. 484 00:20:17,832 --> 00:20:19,709 - No, you would not. - I would. 485 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,085 Explain, explain. 486 00:20:21,127 --> 00:20:22,920 Like, they're always excited to see you. 487 00:20:22,962 --> 00:20:24,547 You always know where they are. 488 00:20:24,589 --> 00:20:26,007 - Mm. - Oh, yes. 489 00:20:26,048 --> 00:20:27,133 They can't check out their exes on Insta. 490 00:20:27,175 --> 00:20:28,843 - Mm. - No wet spot. 491 00:20:28,885 --> 00:20:30,470 Ooh, that one, yep. 492 00:20:30,511 --> 00:20:31,929 Okay, when you put it like this, 493 00:20:31,971 --> 00:20:33,222 it actually sounds kind of perfect. 494 00:20:33,264 --> 00:20:34,557 I know. 495 00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:35,683 I don't know, I feel like affairs 496 00:20:35,725 --> 00:20:36,726 are, like, a lot of work. 497 00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:37,935 Like, you gotta delete texts. 498 00:20:37,977 --> 00:20:39,187 You've gotta get rid of your phone, 499 00:20:39,228 --> 00:20:40,521 your laptop, the evidence that leads to them. 500 00:20:40,563 --> 00:20:41,898 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 501 00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:43,900 Okay, okay, so it sounds like someone... you... 502 00:20:43,941 --> 00:20:45,234 has put a lot of thought into that. 503 00:20:45,276 --> 00:20:46,611 - No, I haven't. - What are you up to? 504 00:20:46,652 --> 00:20:47,820 I'm having an affair. 505 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:53,201 - I'm sorry, what? - You called it. 506 00:20:53,242 --> 00:20:54,869 For, like, six months now. 507 00:20:54,911 --> 00:20:56,704 - Oh, my God, does Simon know? - Well, that's the thing. 508 00:20:56,746 --> 00:20:59,082 He's having one, too, with Val. 509 00:20:59,123 --> 00:21:03,044 - Your bikini waxer? - Yeah. 510 00:21:03,086 --> 00:21:05,213 Okay, do you and Simon, like, talk about it? 511 00:21:05,254 --> 00:21:06,756 - No, we don't talk about it. - Ew. 512 00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:08,424 - That's weird. - We're not fucking weirdos. 513 00:21:08,466 --> 00:21:11,594 No, we just have quiet, desperate affairs, 514 00:21:11,636 --> 00:21:13,221 right, like normal people. 515 00:21:13,262 --> 00:21:15,598 Okay, but, babe, that is not normal. 516 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,351 Like, right, guys? I mean... 517 00:21:20,603 --> 00:21:22,855 What? 518 00:21:22,897 --> 00:21:25,441 All three of you are having affairs? 519 00:21:25,483 --> 00:21:26,483 On and off. 520 00:21:28,111 --> 00:21:29,487 I'm just saying, you just... 521 00:21:29,529 --> 00:21:30,947 you gotta keep the marriage alive somehow. 522 00:21:30,988 --> 00:21:32,073 - Mm-hmm. - Am I right? 523 00:21:32,115 --> 00:21:33,115 - Yes. - Am I right? 524 00:21:33,116 --> 00:21:35,743 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 525 00:21:35,785 --> 00:21:37,829 Fuck you. 526 00:21:37,870 --> 00:21:40,081 - Oh, fuck you. - Yeah. 527 00:21:40,123 --> 00:21:42,708 Next round's on you, buddy. 528 00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:49,966 - Hey. - Hey. 529 00:21:50,007 --> 00:21:51,926 Can I get two tequila shots, please? 530 00:21:51,968 --> 00:21:54,053 Yeah. 531 00:21:54,095 --> 00:21:56,514 It's a busy night, huh? 532 00:21:56,556 --> 00:21:58,933 It's really... really rocking in here. 533 00:21:58,975 --> 00:22:00,643 Yeah, busy is good. 534 00:22:00,685 --> 00:22:02,145 It makes time pass quicker. 535 00:22:02,186 --> 00:22:04,856 You don't like hanging out with a bunch of drunk guys? 536 00:22:04,897 --> 00:22:07,150 Depends on the guy. 537 00:22:09,819 --> 00:22:12,071 That's 17. 538 00:22:12,113 --> 00:22:13,573 Thanks. 539 00:22:13,614 --> 00:22:16,784 Okay, yeah, I got that right here. 540 00:22:16,826 --> 00:22:20,913 That's for you, and you can just keep the rest. 541 00:22:20,955 --> 00:22:23,833 Oh, thank you. 542 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,877 Thank you. 543 00:22:25,918 --> 00:22:28,296 - Cheers. - Cheers. 544 00:22:31,758 --> 00:22:33,885 Here we go. 545 00:22:33,926 --> 00:22:36,596 Hey, the bartender is into you. 546 00:22:36,637 --> 00:22:37,805 Oh, bullshit. 547 00:22:37,847 --> 00:22:39,557 I'm the freaking bartender's dad. 548 00:22:43,936 --> 00:22:45,354 Told ya. 549 00:22:48,274 --> 00:22:51,486 They swap murders. 550 00:22:51,527 --> 00:22:53,029 Swimming in a circular... 551 00:22:53,070 --> 00:22:55,948 Still no leads in the case of the serial killer 552 00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:59,202 terrorizing Los Angeles, the Westside Ripper, 553 00:22:59,243 --> 00:23:01,662 who has claimed six lives so far, 554 00:23:01,704 --> 00:23:03,831 leaving residents in a state of terror. 555 00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:07,543 And now an update on a case that has gripped... 556 00:23:12,882 --> 00:23:14,383 What... uh... 557 00:23:14,425 --> 00:23:17,178 - This belong to you? - What is... what happened? 558 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:20,014 Like five too many tequila shots, maybe. 559 00:23:20,056 --> 00:23:21,599 Oh, God, babe. 560 00:23:21,641 --> 00:23:23,184 Yeah, where... where do you want him? 561 00:23:23,226 --> 00:23:24,852 - Here. - Yeah. 562 00:23:24,894 --> 00:23:26,187 Here, put him... 563 00:23:26,229 --> 00:23:27,355 just, like, lay him or something. 564 00:23:27,396 --> 00:23:29,482 - Oh, my gosh. - Okay. 565 00:23:29,524 --> 00:23:31,359 Thank you for getting him home. 566 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,528 No problem. He's one of the good guys. 567 00:23:33,569 --> 00:23:35,238 I mean, so are you. Oh, my God, thank you. 568 00:23:35,279 --> 00:23:37,031 All right, you sleep that off, buddy. 569 00:23:37,073 --> 00:23:38,658 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Bye. 570 00:23:40,910 --> 00:23:42,245 Babe? 571 00:23:44,914 --> 00:23:46,457 - Hey. - Hi. 572 00:23:46,499 --> 00:23:48,042 What are you doing here? 573 00:23:48,084 --> 00:23:51,087 Oh, I live here. 574 00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:53,172 Matt just dropped you off. 575 00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:55,133 I like that guy. 576 00:23:55,174 --> 00:23:58,052 Yeah, me too. He's super nice. 577 00:23:58,094 --> 00:24:00,054 We're both invisible. 578 00:24:00,096 --> 00:24:01,931 What? 579 00:24:04,892 --> 00:24:06,602 Babe? 580 00:24:18,906 --> 00:24:21,242 What's gonna happen to us? 581 00:24:40,178 --> 00:24:43,014 You know, someone once told me to never trust 582 00:24:43,055 --> 00:24:45,183 a plumber with no ass crack. 583 00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:53,018 Yeah, well, I'm just over here trying to break a stereotype. 584 00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:55,902 Mm, that's disappointing, but I respect it. 585 00:24:55,943 --> 00:24:57,570 Sorry. 586 00:24:57,612 --> 00:24:58,988 What, are you headed back to school? 587 00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:01,240 Yeah, today, actually. 588 00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:03,076 Gotta cram for my midterms. 589 00:25:03,117 --> 00:25:05,369 - Yeah? What do you study? - I'm pre-law. 590 00:25:05,411 --> 00:25:08,164 - Really? - Wow, don't act so surprised. 591 00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:09,749 Don't I look like a lawyer? 592 00:25:11,459 --> 00:25:13,711 Uh... 593 00:25:16,172 --> 00:25:17,632 - Hey, can I ask you something? - Yeah, sure. 594 00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:21,135 You've been spending a lot of time with Nathan. 595 00:25:21,177 --> 00:25:23,679 - Is he doing okay? - Ah, he's gonna be fine. 596 00:25:25,181 --> 00:25:27,558 Oh, speak of the devil. 597 00:25:29,894 --> 00:25:33,147 All right, I'm gonna head home. 598 00:25:33,189 --> 00:25:36,567 - We're throwing tonight. - Darts again? 599 00:25:37,693 --> 00:25:40,780 You wanna come and drive back tomorrow? 600 00:25:40,822 --> 00:25:43,282 No, no, I don't wanna get in the way 601 00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:47,745 of this beautiful blossoming bromance, so... 602 00:25:47,787 --> 00:25:50,123 Yeah. 603 00:25:50,164 --> 00:25:52,125 Well, uh... 604 00:25:56,129 --> 00:25:59,173 You crush those midterms. 605 00:26:04,762 --> 00:26:07,014 - Oh! - Very nice. 606 00:26:07,056 --> 00:26:08,724 I'm gonna pee. 607 00:26:20,236 --> 00:26:21,362 - Oh. - Oh. 608 00:26:21,404 --> 00:26:22,989 Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay? 609 00:26:23,030 --> 00:26:25,074 - Uh. - Oh, hey. 610 00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:27,201 I'm sorry, sir. That was my fault. 611 00:26:27,243 --> 00:26:29,203 No, no, we... we met the other night. 612 00:26:29,245 --> 00:26:32,039 We were... I came up to the bar to get a shot. 613 00:26:32,081 --> 00:26:35,501 Oh. Yeah, yeah, I remember. 614 00:26:36,961 --> 00:26:40,673 Um, well, see you. 615 00:26:40,715 --> 00:26:41,715 See you. 616 00:26:55,688 --> 00:26:57,148 I told you it would go well. 617 00:26:57,190 --> 00:26:59,484 Second date Friday! 618 00:27:22,882 --> 00:27:23,925 Nate? 619 00:27:26,177 --> 00:27:28,179 Nate? 620 00:27:35,895 --> 00:27:38,231 Okay. 621 00:27:50,243 --> 00:27:52,161 And who's this bitch? 622 00:28:00,545 --> 00:28:01,838 Ugh. 623 00:28:03,381 --> 00:28:05,466 Are you fucking kidding me? 624 00:28:05,508 --> 00:28:07,969 Unbelie... oh, you're dead. 625 00:28:08,010 --> 00:28:10,930 I'm so sorry. Okay. 626 00:28:12,932 --> 00:28:14,225 Last night? 627 00:28:17,019 --> 00:28:19,522 I'm here at the scene of the brutal slaying 628 00:28:19,564 --> 00:28:22,692 of Chloe Lake, a 28-year-old bartender, 629 00:28:22,733 --> 00:28:25,069 in an apartment building in Venice overnight. 630 00:28:25,111 --> 00:28:27,655 Police believe she is the seventh victim 631 00:28:27,697 --> 00:28:31,576 of the serial killer known as the Westside Ripper. 632 00:28:33,453 --> 00:28:35,621 The Westside Ripper. 633 00:28:40,293 --> 00:28:41,919 Hey. 634 00:28:41,961 --> 00:28:43,880 I just got bitched out by a six-year-old. 635 00:28:43,921 --> 00:28:45,715 What time did you get home last night? 636 00:28:45,757 --> 00:28:48,134 Well, you were asleep and I didn't wanna wake you. 637 00:28:48,176 --> 00:28:51,846 What time did you get in? 638 00:28:51,888 --> 00:28:53,639 What's with all the questions? 639 00:28:55,558 --> 00:28:57,685 You were looking at my laptop? 640 00:28:57,727 --> 00:28:59,604 Who is she and what the hell is going on? 641 00:29:01,272 --> 00:29:04,400 That is the craziest story. 642 00:29:04,442 --> 00:29:06,569 - You won't believe it. - Try me. 643 00:29:06,611 --> 00:29:09,280 Okay, well, I'm out with Matt last night at the bar. 644 00:29:09,322 --> 00:29:11,282 I go to get drinks, and, boom, 645 00:29:11,324 --> 00:29:12,658 that girl comes out of the bathroom. 646 00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:14,952 She bumps into me... I mean, full-on hip checks me. 647 00:29:14,994 --> 00:29:16,662 I say sorry. She says sorry. 648 00:29:16,704 --> 00:29:19,582 I don't think anything of it. She takes off, gone. 649 00:29:19,624 --> 00:29:22,335 This morning, I check out the news. 650 00:29:22,376 --> 00:29:25,463 I find out she was murdered last night. 651 00:29:25,505 --> 00:29:27,757 So this girl was with you at the bar 652 00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:30,051 last night before she was killed? 653 00:29:30,093 --> 00:29:31,761 No, no, she wasn't with me. 654 00:29:31,803 --> 00:29:34,472 She bumped into me, and now she's dead. 655 00:29:37,183 --> 00:29:39,018 It's unbelievable. 656 00:29:41,145 --> 00:29:42,772 Okay, so you... 657 00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:45,274 then you googled her because she was murdered? 658 00:29:45,316 --> 00:29:48,319 Yeah, I mean, it's weird. 659 00:29:48,361 --> 00:29:52,031 It just freaked me out. 660 00:29:58,454 --> 00:30:01,124 They think it was the Westside Ripper. 661 00:30:01,165 --> 00:30:02,583 Really? 662 00:30:02,625 --> 00:30:05,670 I mean, maybe he was at the bar last night. 663 00:30:05,711 --> 00:30:08,005 Maybe you even saw him. Did anyone look suspicious? 664 00:30:08,047 --> 00:30:09,966 There was one guy she was with. 665 00:30:10,007 --> 00:30:11,300 It looked like a date. 666 00:30:11,301 --> 00:30:12,301 Okay, no, that wouldn't be him. 667 00:30:12,301 --> 00:30:13,761 How do you know? 668 00:30:13,803 --> 00:30:15,221 No serial killer is gonna take someone out in public 669 00:30:15,263 --> 00:30:17,348 and then kill them after. That's not the Ripper's style. 670 00:30:17,390 --> 00:30:19,308 Trust me, I know my serial killers. 671 00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:22,395 And this one is still out there. 672 00:30:29,652 --> 00:30:31,654 I can't believe that Nathan knew the girl that got killed. 673 00:30:31,696 --> 00:30:33,656 Oh, no, no, no, he didn't know-know her. 674 00:30:33,698 --> 00:30:35,074 He just accidentally bumped into her. 675 00:30:35,116 --> 00:30:38,369 But, still, that is, like, so creepy. 676 00:30:38,411 --> 00:30:39,704 It's not that creepy. 677 00:30:39,746 --> 00:30:41,122 It just was a thing that, you know... 678 00:30:41,164 --> 00:30:42,915 And it wasn't just, like, a regular killer. 679 00:30:42,957 --> 00:30:44,292 I mean, this is the big kahuna. 680 00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:46,419 - This is the Westside Ripper. - Yeah, I know who... 681 00:30:46,461 --> 00:30:47,462 And I bet you anything the cops 682 00:30:47,503 --> 00:30:50,840 are gonna wanna interview him. 683 00:30:50,882 --> 00:30:53,718 - Uh, the... excuse me, sir. - Okay, I'm... 684 00:30:56,179 --> 00:30:57,472 Thank you. 685 00:31:03,936 --> 00:31:05,480 There's been a potential breakthrough 686 00:31:05,521 --> 00:31:07,482 in the recent Westside Ripper murder 687 00:31:07,523 --> 00:31:09,275 of 28-year-old Chloe Lake. 688 00:31:09,317 --> 00:31:11,402 Kelly Monroe has more at the scene. 689 00:31:11,444 --> 00:31:12,528 Thank you, Lynette. 690 00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:14,489 Police sources here have revealed 691 00:31:14,530 --> 00:31:17,492 that the killer left something behind in this alley... 692 00:31:22,872 --> 00:31:24,290 Ava, where are you... 693 00:31:26,167 --> 00:31:27,168 Oh, my God. 694 00:31:28,961 --> 00:31:30,338 Hey, Google, call Nathan's cell. 695 00:31:30,379 --> 00:31:32,090 Call Nathan's cell. 696 00:31:32,131 --> 00:31:33,674 Pick up, pick up, pick up! 697 00:31:36,677 --> 00:31:38,638 Come on! 698 00:31:46,229 --> 00:31:48,731 - Hey, brother. - Hey. 699 00:31:48,773 --> 00:31:50,983 - How's it looking? - Yeah, pretty good. 700 00:31:53,319 --> 00:31:55,863 I got the craziest story for you from the other night. 701 00:32:02,912 --> 00:32:04,831 You're not gonna believe it. 702 00:32:04,872 --> 00:32:06,582 - So I come out... - Nate. 703 00:32:06,624 --> 00:32:08,209 - Hey, babe. - Hey. 704 00:32:08,251 --> 00:32:09,794 Can you help me with something in the bedroom real quick? 705 00:32:09,836 --> 00:32:11,295 - Yeah, sure, one sec. - No, now, actually. 706 00:32:11,337 --> 00:32:13,423 I just need you super fast. Hey, Matt. 707 00:32:13,464 --> 00:32:14,549 - Hey. - Just... 708 00:32:14,590 --> 00:32:16,634 Come here. 709 00:32:16,676 --> 00:32:18,052 Okay. 710 00:32:18,094 --> 00:32:20,096 - Hey. - Hey. 711 00:32:21,931 --> 00:32:23,516 - What's going on? - Yeah. 712 00:32:25,351 --> 00:32:26,686 Jesus, what is it? Are you okay? 713 00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:27,937 I need you to stay calm 714 00:32:27,979 --> 00:32:28,980 so I can show you something real quick. 715 00:32:29,021 --> 00:32:30,481 - Okay? - Okay. 716 00:32:30,523 --> 00:32:32,358 - Kelly Monroe has more. - I love Kelly Monroe. 717 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,444 - It's not about her. - Thanks, Lynette. 718 00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:36,529 Police sources here have revealed 719 00:32:36,571 --> 00:32:39,657 that the killer left something behind in this alley... 720 00:32:39,699 --> 00:32:42,076 a blood-soaked blue bootie... 721 00:32:42,118 --> 00:32:43,703 - Yeah. - There it is. 722 00:32:43,745 --> 00:32:46,789 Worn over shoes by a variety of home-service providers. 723 00:32:46,831 --> 00:32:48,416 LAPD forensics is working on... 724 00:32:51,461 --> 00:32:53,337 Yeah. 725 00:32:57,341 --> 00:32:58,926 That doesn't... 726 00:32:58,968 --> 00:33:01,220 I mean, what are you saying? 727 00:33:01,262 --> 00:33:03,181 Did Matt notice the girl at the bar the other night? 728 00:33:03,222 --> 00:33:04,599 - What girl? - The... 729 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,643 the DB, the dead body, the girl that was murdered. 730 00:33:07,685 --> 00:33:09,145 He left right after she did. 731 00:33:09,187 --> 00:33:10,855 Oh, my God, he followed her. Holy shit. 732 00:33:10,897 --> 00:33:12,523 Oh, my God, okay, okay. 733 00:33:12,565 --> 00:33:16,386 Matt showed up this morning with scratches all over his arms. 734 00:33:16,387 --> 00:33:20,073 - What? - Yes, yes, big, red, angry, new scratches, okay? 735 00:33:20,114 --> 00:33:22,283 And he said his cat did it. 736 00:33:22,325 --> 00:33:25,828 - I don't think he has a cat. - Mm. 737 00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:28,414 I'm telling you, it's Matt. 738 00:33:28,456 --> 00:33:31,709 Matt is the Westside Ripper. I know my killers. 739 00:33:31,751 --> 00:33:34,212 It is him, and he is right there. 740 00:33:34,253 --> 00:33:37,048 But he can't be. It can't be. 741 00:33:37,090 --> 00:33:38,382 Okay, do you wanna... 742 00:33:38,424 --> 00:33:39,801 do you wanna just go in and ask him? 743 00:33:39,842 --> 00:33:41,803 Because he has the same blue booties as the killer. 744 00:33:41,844 --> 00:33:43,304 He followed the girl out of the bar, 745 00:33:43,346 --> 00:33:45,014 and an hour later, she was stabbed 37 times, 746 00:33:45,056 --> 00:33:46,599 and then he waltzes in this morning 747 00:33:46,641 --> 00:33:48,309 with don't-kill-me scratches on his arms 748 00:33:48,351 --> 00:33:50,436 - from his imaginary cat. - Okay. 749 00:33:50,478 --> 00:33:51,521 What more do you want? 750 00:33:51,562 --> 00:33:52,980 I've hung out with him a dozen times. 751 00:33:53,022 --> 00:33:55,149 - Mm. - He's just a normal guy. 752 00:33:55,191 --> 00:33:56,859 Okay, do you think Ted Bundy wore a T-shirt... 753 00:33:56,901 --> 00:33:58,361 - "I fuck corpses"? - I beg you. 754 00:33:58,402 --> 00:34:00,530 You gotta stop listening to these podcasts, please. 755 00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:02,365 - What do you guys talk about? How well do you know him? 756 00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:04,325 What's... what's going on with your little friend over there? 757 00:34:04,367 --> 00:34:05,827 - What do you mean? We talk all the time. 758 00:34:05,868 --> 00:34:07,453 - What do you talk about? - Just normal stuff, guy stuff. 759 00:34:07,495 --> 00:34:08,496 Like what? What? 760 00:34:08,538 --> 00:34:10,164 Well, he told me he's got a kid. 761 00:34:10,206 --> 00:34:12,333 Dating in LA, you know, it sucks. 762 00:34:12,375 --> 00:34:15,169 - He used to live in Pomona. - Pomona. 763 00:34:15,211 --> 00:34:17,839 Okay, what'd he say about that? Anything? 764 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,007 What? What? What? 765 00:34:21,175 --> 00:34:23,386 He said he moved to Los Angeles 766 00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:26,264 because someone got attacked in his apartment building. 767 00:34:26,305 --> 00:34:28,724 Shut up. Are you serious? 768 00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:30,643 Attacked in his building in Pomona? 769 00:34:30,685 --> 00:34:31,811 That's what he said. 770 00:34:31,853 --> 00:34:33,020 Oh, my God, please. Okay, what else? 771 00:34:33,062 --> 00:34:34,605 What else? When was that? 772 00:34:34,647 --> 00:34:36,941 I mean, I think it was, like, two years ago. 773 00:34:36,983 --> 00:34:38,359 Two years ago, okay. 774 00:34:38,401 --> 00:34:40,319 Hey, Google, search unsolved murders 775 00:34:40,361 --> 00:34:44,365 Pomona apartment building 2021. Okay. 776 00:34:44,407 --> 00:34:45,867 24 murders? 777 00:34:45,908 --> 00:34:47,410 What the fuck is up with Pomona? 778 00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:49,495 Wait, we gotta narrow down our suspects here, let's see. 779 00:34:49,537 --> 00:34:51,873 Unsolved murder of 82-year-old Sharon Simpson. 780 00:34:51,914 --> 00:34:53,249 That's... that's not a thing. 781 00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:57,420 He murders really young, hot brunettes like... 782 00:34:57,462 --> 00:34:59,297 like this one. 783 00:34:59,338 --> 00:35:02,216 Murder in apartment building, 242 Park Street. 784 00:35:02,258 --> 00:35:03,926 Police found the victim, Nicole Gibson, stabbed. 785 00:35:03,968 --> 00:35:05,344 That is the girl from Pomona. 786 00:35:05,386 --> 00:35:06,721 - Okay, type in the address. - That is just... 787 00:35:06,763 --> 00:35:08,055 - Do bird's eye... - Okay. 788 00:35:08,097 --> 00:35:09,515 - 'Cause he said that... - Oh, gosh. 789 00:35:09,557 --> 00:35:11,225 His apartment building was next to some tennis courts. 790 00:35:11,226 --> 00:35:12,226 Okay, bird's eye. 791 00:35:12,226 --> 00:35:13,603 - Yeah. - Tennis courts. 792 00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:15,062 You mean those tennis courts? Oh, my God. 793 00:35:15,104 --> 00:35:16,397 - Oh, shit. - Oh, my God. 794 00:35:16,439 --> 00:35:17,648 Oh, shit. 795 00:35:17,690 --> 00:35:19,859 - It is him. I knew it. - Lower your voice. 796 00:35:19,901 --> 00:35:21,402 He killed this girl in Pomona, and now he's here. 797 00:35:21,444 --> 00:35:23,237 He's the Westside fucking Ripper. 798 00:35:23,279 --> 00:35:25,073 I guess he didn't find me attractive enough to kill, 799 00:35:25,114 --> 00:35:26,240 - but whatever. - Oh, really? 800 00:35:26,282 --> 00:35:27,617 - Really? - I'm just saying. 801 00:35:27,658 --> 00:35:28,951 I'm sure there'll be other serial killers 802 00:35:28,993 --> 00:35:30,203 that find you hot enough to kill. 803 00:35:30,244 --> 00:35:31,496 I'm just saying. 804 00:35:31,537 --> 00:35:33,247 Why would he just mention Pomona? 805 00:35:33,289 --> 00:35:34,457 He just volunteered it. 806 00:35:34,499 --> 00:35:36,084 Because he's getting off on it. 807 00:35:36,125 --> 00:35:37,126 He is gloating. This is what they do. 808 00:35:37,168 --> 00:35:39,045 I know these guys. 809 00:35:39,087 --> 00:35:41,089 BTK, Zodiac, they love to secretly boast 810 00:35:41,130 --> 00:35:42,423 that no one can actually catch them. 811 00:35:42,465 --> 00:35:43,800 Think about it. Think about it. 812 00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:46,427 To the outside world, Matt is just the toilet guy, 813 00:35:46,469 --> 00:35:47,929 but deep inside, he has a secret... 814 00:35:47,970 --> 00:35:49,680 a huge, powerful secret. 815 00:35:49,722 --> 00:35:51,182 I mean, can you imagine if they knew 816 00:35:51,224 --> 00:35:53,184 - he was the Westside Ripper? - Hey, guys? 817 00:35:53,226 --> 00:35:54,602 - Hey. - Hey. 818 00:35:54,644 --> 00:35:55,978 - Hi. - Hi. 819 00:35:57,605 --> 00:36:01,150 Uh, sorry, I'm just headed out, but, um, 820 00:36:01,192 --> 00:36:03,361 what did you want to tell me back there? 821 00:36:03,402 --> 00:36:04,654 Hmm? 822 00:36:06,989 --> 00:36:08,825 - What was it I was gonna... - Mm. 823 00:36:08,866 --> 00:36:11,035 Yeah, back there. 824 00:36:11,077 --> 00:36:13,496 - I... - Before? 825 00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:15,331 - When we were back there? - Yeah. 826 00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:17,875 Hmm. What did you... 827 00:36:17,917 --> 00:36:19,794 I have... you know, it's crazy. 828 00:36:19,836 --> 00:36:20,962 I have no idea. 829 00:36:21,003 --> 00:36:23,423 - Oh, my God, babe. - No idea? 830 00:36:23,464 --> 00:36:24,632 He does this all the time now. 831 00:36:24,674 --> 00:36:25,925 I'm worried. 832 00:36:25,967 --> 00:36:27,093 Oh, no, we'll get it worked on. 833 00:36:27,135 --> 00:36:29,220 - Call the doctor for you. - Yeah. 834 00:36:29,262 --> 00:36:31,139 You'll get old like this guy. 835 00:36:31,180 --> 00:36:35,143 Well, listen, in that case, 836 00:36:35,184 --> 00:36:36,644 I got some bad news. 837 00:36:36,686 --> 00:36:38,938 Mm-hmm. 838 00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:43,651 The last hot water pipe, it's leaking. 839 00:36:43,693 --> 00:36:45,653 - Oh. - Look, I tried to patch it. 840 00:36:46,947 --> 00:36:48,990 We're gonna have to change it out. I just didn't wanna... 841 00:36:49,031 --> 00:36:50,241 - Oh, my God. - Sure. 842 00:36:50,283 --> 00:36:51,367 You guys to curse me when I'm gone, you know? 843 00:36:51,367 --> 00:36:52,493 - You? - We would... 844 00:36:52,535 --> 00:36:53,619 We would... 845 00:36:53,661 --> 00:36:54,787 You're the last person we would curse. 846 00:36:54,829 --> 00:36:55,872 Never. 847 00:36:55,913 --> 00:36:57,081 Okay, well, you know, I'll... 848 00:36:57,123 --> 00:36:58,791 I'll pick one up, bring it back tomorrow. 849 00:36:58,833 --> 00:37:00,418 - Yeah. - All right? 850 00:37:00,460 --> 00:37:02,545 You know, it's gonna cost you a few more lessons. 851 00:37:02,587 --> 00:37:03,755 Absolutely. 852 00:37:03,796 --> 00:37:06,048 And just... just call me if you wanna throw. 853 00:37:06,090 --> 00:37:08,843 - Sure. - Yeah? 854 00:37:11,304 --> 00:37:12,847 - Is he going? - He's walking. 855 00:37:12,889 --> 00:37:14,348 - He's leaving. - Okay. 856 00:37:14,390 --> 00:37:15,641 - He's leaving. He's leaving. - Just keep an eye on him. 857 00:37:15,641 --> 00:37:18,186 I'll call 911, get a SWAT team on his ass. 858 00:37:23,524 --> 00:37:25,443 What the hell are you doing? 859 00:37:25,485 --> 00:37:27,695 Let's think this through. 860 00:37:27,737 --> 00:37:29,864 Think this... what the fu... what does that mean? 861 00:37:29,906 --> 00:37:32,033 We have a fucking serial killer in our house. 862 00:37:32,075 --> 00:37:33,576 He could come back any second. 863 00:37:33,618 --> 00:37:35,745 I know, I know, but someone is gonna jump on this, okay? 864 00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:37,205 You can call 911. 865 00:37:37,246 --> 00:37:38,247 And, sure, he's gonna get arrested. 866 00:37:38,289 --> 00:37:39,665 There'll be a trial. 867 00:37:39,707 --> 00:37:41,125 Someone will write a book about this, guaranteed. 868 00:37:41,167 --> 00:37:42,794 This isn't one of your podcasts. 869 00:37:42,835 --> 00:37:45,004 But it is. 870 00:37:45,046 --> 00:37:47,465 It is exactly like one of my podcasts, 871 00:37:47,507 --> 00:37:49,801 except it's happening to us. 872 00:37:52,178 --> 00:37:53,721 What if we do it? 873 00:37:53,763 --> 00:37:55,640 What if-what if we make a podcast about this together, 874 00:37:55,681 --> 00:37:57,725 you and me? We... we own this story. 875 00:37:57,767 --> 00:37:59,227 You're out of your fucking mind. 876 00:37:59,268 --> 00:38:00,478 No, think about it. 877 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,230 We could bring him in on it. 878 00:38:02,271 --> 00:38:03,689 Bring the killer in on what? 879 00:38:03,731 --> 00:38:05,358 The podcast. We force him to do it. 880 00:38:05,399 --> 00:38:06,901 Oh, my God, this has never been done before. 881 00:38:06,943 --> 00:38:09,487 Yeah, you know why? Because he'd fucking kill us. 882 00:38:09,529 --> 00:38:11,447 No, no, he will not kill us, 883 00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:13,449 because that's the beauty of it. 884 00:38:13,491 --> 00:38:14,992 We will stop him from killing. 885 00:38:15,034 --> 00:38:17,703 We will say, "Sir, no more killing or we go to the cops." 886 00:38:17,745 --> 00:38:19,247 No one ever gets hurt ever again, 887 00:38:19,288 --> 00:38:20,456 and that's because of us. 888 00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:22,125 Okay, so we force him to do a podcast, 889 00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:23,960 "My Plumber, The Serial Killer." 890 00:38:24,001 --> 00:38:25,628 And then, after a few months, 891 00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:28,423 we secretly turn him over to the cops when we're done. 892 00:38:28,464 --> 00:38:30,007 Exactly, yes, except we call it 893 00:38:30,049 --> 00:38:31,551 "A Murderer Speaks." 894 00:38:31,592 --> 00:38:34,220 No, no, no, no, we call it "The Westside Ripper Speaks." 895 00:38:34,262 --> 00:38:36,264 Whatever, something like that. I mean, we're gonna brand it. 896 00:38:36,305 --> 00:38:37,849 Oh, my God, this is gonna go viral. 897 00:38:37,890 --> 00:38:39,350 And we'll make him answer. 898 00:38:39,392 --> 00:38:41,769 You know, why does he do it? How? Why doesn't he quit? 899 00:38:41,811 --> 00:38:42,980 Everything, straight from the mouth 900 00:38:42,981 --> 00:38:44,772 of a serial killer who's still out there. 901 00:38:44,814 --> 00:38:46,607 Oh, my God, we'll disguise his voice. 902 00:38:46,649 --> 00:38:49,193 People are gonna go nuts. This is gonna change our lives! 903 00:38:49,235 --> 00:38:52,238 You really think the Westside Ripper is gonna do this? 904 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,948 Okay, either he does a podcast or he goes to prison 905 00:38:53,990 --> 00:38:56,659 for the rest of his life. What would you choose? 906 00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:58,202 - What would I do? - Yeah. 907 00:39:00,246 --> 00:39:02,290 Look, you can... you can call 911, 908 00:39:02,331 --> 00:39:03,666 but how are you gonna feel? 909 00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:05,042 How are you gonna feel when the girl from "Serial" 910 00:39:05,084 --> 00:39:07,462 shows up, or "Crime Junkie," or "Sisters in Crime"? 911 00:39:07,503 --> 00:39:08,880 And then it's their story. 912 00:39:08,921 --> 00:39:11,299 It's not ours anymore. Sure, they'll interview us. 913 00:39:11,340 --> 00:39:12,759 We'll have our little five minutes, 914 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,469 but that'll be it, and then, you, me, and this baby 915 00:39:14,510 --> 00:39:16,304 are gonna have to go live in a one-bedroom apartment 916 00:39:16,345 --> 00:39:17,597 because we can't afford the mortgage. 917 00:39:17,638 --> 00:39:19,056 You're gonna go back to red ball. 918 00:39:19,098 --> 00:39:21,392 I'll go back to sitting in an empty open house, 919 00:39:21,434 --> 00:39:22,935 you know, hustling for 3% 920 00:39:22,977 --> 00:39:25,253 while I'm sitting there having sexual fantasies about my buyers. 921 00:39:25,254 --> 00:39:26,481 Wait, you what? 922 00:39:26,522 --> 00:39:27,774 I don't... I don't know why I said that. 923 00:39:27,815 --> 00:39:29,066 I'm pregnant and saying crazy shit. 924 00:39:29,108 --> 00:39:30,485 I mean... 925 00:39:30,526 --> 00:39:32,695 You have sexual fantasies about your buyers? 926 00:39:32,737 --> 00:39:35,156 Okay, babe, do you know we're the only couple stupid enough 927 00:39:35,198 --> 00:39:36,574 not to be having affairs? 928 00:39:37,784 --> 00:39:39,077 Is that true? 929 00:39:39,118 --> 00:39:41,079 Listen, let's do this, 930 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,207 you and me together, please. 931 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:47,585 We are good people, okay? 932 00:39:47,627 --> 00:39:50,671 We have played by the rules and look where it got us. 933 00:39:50,713 --> 00:39:54,217 But now, finally... finally, some good luck. 934 00:39:54,258 --> 00:39:56,803 A serial killer has fallen into our laps. 935 00:39:56,844 --> 00:39:58,096 That's good luck? 936 00:39:58,137 --> 00:39:59,972 Yes, God put him in our kitchen for a reason. 937 00:40:00,014 --> 00:40:01,599 We should be thanking God that that fucker 938 00:40:01,641 --> 00:40:03,559 hasn't killed us, not for bringing him 939 00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:05,019 - into our lives. - Come on, please. 940 00:40:05,061 --> 00:40:06,521 No. 941 00:40:12,026 --> 00:40:13,026 No. 942 00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:28,209 - 911 is calling me. - Answer it, tell them. 943 00:40:30,753 --> 00:40:32,630 Someone called 911 from this number. 944 00:40:32,672 --> 00:40:35,758 Is there an emergency? 945 00:40:40,471 --> 00:40:43,975 Hello? Is everything okay? 946 00:40:44,016 --> 00:40:46,602 Is there an emergency? 947 00:40:46,644 --> 00:40:49,105 Hello? Is everything okay? 948 00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:42,492 - Hey. - Hey. 949 00:41:47,789 --> 00:41:50,958 Man, great spot. 950 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,753 Right? 951 00:41:53,795 --> 00:41:55,588 - You good? - Oh, yeah. 952 00:41:55,630 --> 00:41:56,964 - You? - Yeah. 953 00:41:57,006 --> 00:41:59,050 All right, show me what you got. 954 00:42:01,344 --> 00:42:03,387 How'd you find this place? 955 00:42:08,768 --> 00:42:11,479 I didn't really ask you to go out here to surf. 956 00:42:11,521 --> 00:42:12,814 Oh, yeah? 957 00:42:12,855 --> 00:42:16,400 What... what are we doing here? 958 00:42:19,028 --> 00:42:21,405 I wanted you to see that no one was around. 959 00:42:21,447 --> 00:42:23,366 Uh. 960 00:42:23,408 --> 00:42:25,660 No one's watching. No one's listening. 961 00:42:25,701 --> 00:42:28,496 - All right. - It's just us. 962 00:42:28,538 --> 00:42:31,666 I'm not wearing a wire. You can pat me down. 963 00:42:31,707 --> 00:42:33,334 Check you for... 964 00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,378 why would I wanna do that? 965 00:42:37,547 --> 00:42:39,590 I know who you are. 966 00:42:41,426 --> 00:42:43,010 Who I am? 967 00:42:44,387 --> 00:42:46,889 A serial killer. 968 00:42:49,725 --> 00:42:51,477 The Westside Ripper. 969 00:43:00,403 --> 00:43:04,490 All right, this is a... 970 00:43:04,532 --> 00:43:06,075 this is a joke, right? 971 00:43:07,910 --> 00:43:10,079 Don't worry, I'm not gonna turn you in. 972 00:43:14,751 --> 00:43:17,503 I have a proposition for you. 973 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:39,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 974 00:44:27,865 --> 00:44:29,951 Nice shot, Dad! 70131

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