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Liberty, this is control.
Requesting lunar orbit status.
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Control, this is Liberty.
Touch down in t-minus 20 and counting.
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Approaching Terminator line.
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Roger that. Be advised
radio stat on contact.
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Roger that. 7/10 plus VGX,
landing window is optimal.
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Landing vector approved.
Initiate 3rd phase.
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Begin descend prep, Liberty
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Approaching landing
coordinates Delta, VGC 7-3-11
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Looking good. Landing vector optimum.
Touch down in t-minus 12
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11, 10, 9...
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8, 7, 6...
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5, 4, 3...
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2, 1.
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- And now lets, uh, drop the banners.
- Oh, for God's... Must we?
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- The Eagle has landed, baby! Ha-ha!
- Please, keep that fool off the main frequency.
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One small step for the man, that's one small
step for the man, that's one small step...
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That's...
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One small step for the man... one small...
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That's one small step for man, one giant...
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Aargghh!! Oh, shit!
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"Neil Armstrong, look out!"
Another quote for the ages
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May shit your face and help me up!
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Easy now, come on. Come on!
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- Go!
- No-no-no, stay, stay!
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Okay, and... and... got it.
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- Try not to get hurt, huh?
- Okay
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Thanks, man
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Hey! What am I supposed to do now?
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Why don't you go and sit that flag
up over there by the rocks... whatever.
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- We go live in 15 minutes.
- Oh!
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Okay. No problem.
I can do that.
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There you are, flaggy flag
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Oh God, these pants are tight!
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No!!
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Mission control I can confirm
vast quantities of Helium-3.
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- The readings are even stronger this way.
- What? You're breaking up...
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- Please be adviced you may
be nearing a radio shadow...
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Adjust communica... freq...
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No fucking way!
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Hey Sand, what you doin' with that thing
hopping around over there?
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I thought you were supposed to
be taking some photos of me?
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- Washington, have you got a visual on ...
- What was that, Houston?
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- Hey Washington, it's Helium-3.
- What?
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It's a Helium-3 mine. Get over here! Hey,
there's something over here you need to see.
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No, Sanders! SANDERS!!
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San... Ohh!
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Oh God!
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Houston! Houston! Son-of-a-bitch.
I need to get the hell out of here!!
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I must be trippin'...
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Sieg Heil, Moon Youth Unterführerin
Renate Richter!
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Heil Hitler!
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Boys and girls, please sit down.
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Dieter, don't you know
where to put your behind?
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Miss Richter, it's the 65th birthday
of the Moon Fuhrer so we should say
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"Heil Kortzfleisch"!
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You're such an exemplary boy.
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Today, we'll start
with the most unpatriotic language.
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It's the language we need to know
when we return to those -
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who need our help.
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In English, now.
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Where are we from?
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- Siegfried.
- The Earth.
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Yes, more specifically?
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- Gertruda?
- Germany!
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And when did we leave?
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- Brunhilda.
- 1945.
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- And where did we go?
- The Dark side of the Moon.
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Brilliant.
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So...
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- Who is this?
- Capitalists!
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- And this!
- Bolsheviks.
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- And all the rest?
- Untermenchen!
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And, meine Lieblinge...
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what do we say when
we return to Earth?
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And those poor, starving children...
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those uneducated, unloved...
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unclothed rebels...
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as they put us, the Master race.
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When we step off our ship...
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bearing our love...
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our wisdom, our kindness...
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Again, meine Lieblinge - what do we say?
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We come in peace!
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Attention! A Song Moment
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Heil Hitler!
- Hitler...
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What is that, Mr. Adler?
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- A spy from the Earth.
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I captured him myself. He seems to
be the leader of the shock troops.
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Mr. Adler, is this... is this a joke?
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Dammit, shit!
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What the hell are you?
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Brother, may you better recognize?
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What, last name Washington,
first name James?
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I mean, anybody? Anybody?
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What, dont't you watch the news? Agh!
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What do you mean, "What the hell am I?"
Now, what the hell are you?
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I mean, look at you, man
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looking like a Mardi Gras parade reject.
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Who you supposed to be anyway?
Ah, Prince Harry?
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Mr. Adler? Mr. Adler! You speak
English. What did he say?
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Hey, what does a brother have to do
to get a drink around here?
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I'm like Serengeti-dry within this beast!
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The Great Dictator
by Charlie Chaplin.
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It is one of the world
famous short films.
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Which illustrates in just ten minutes, his wish
that one day, the entire world would be held
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in the Great Führer's
wise and gentle hands.
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- Any questions?
- I have a question... Meine Hertz.
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Herr Adler!
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In my classroom we adhere to a strictly
formal manner of addressing one another.
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To what do we owe the
honor of this visit?
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Herr Nachrichtenübermittlungsoberführer
Adler?
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We capture an earthling.
Your expertise is required.
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- What's up today in the canteen?
- I heard, Sauerkraut.
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- Again! Three times a week we eat Führer sauerkraut?
- Hey! Hey, Sauerkraut, right?
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No-no-no, no. I love [piece] of Sauerkraut!
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Yeah...
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Yeah... and, um... kindergarten!
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Man, LOVE kindergarten.
I mean, [mess] did in it, actually.
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And-and-and... Volkswagen!
Huh? Fahrvergnügen! Hey!
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German words, right?
You know, this is it.
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Where I come from, we speak German, too.
We know...
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Oh! Damn, you will be sorry
you did that, white boy!
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Capture him! No! Capture him! Don't shoot!
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There is a male Negro.
Unarmed, but may be dangerous.
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What does he look like?
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Where does he come from'?
What is he wearing?
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How do I look?
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Like they say in English...
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You are a knockout!
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How do I get out of here?
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Thanks lady.
Have a nice day.
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No, Mr. Untermensch. That is the...
airlock. NO!!
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You... you might want to... cover up a bit.
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All good?
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- -Klaus! Don't shoot. We need him for tests...
- No, no no. I wouldn't do that if I was you.
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Listen to me, listen to me!
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I know a lot of important people!
They're very important people.
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I even know the President of
the United States of America.
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Now now, as you kill me, then that's
just a really fucked up situation.
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You know the President of the
United States of the Americas?
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Take him to Dr. Richter's
laboratory.
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Thanks homie.
I talk to you later, baby.
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Question, what is this apparatus?
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Look, man, how would I know?
I'm just a model.
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- A model what? Citizen?
- No, man, a model model.
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Damn, what's wrong with you two?
You blind or something? Shit.
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- I'm pretty.
- Are you part of the shock
troops before the invasion?
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Invasion? Man,
you all must be tripping.
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WHAT IS YOUR MISSION?!!
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Look, dude, I just follow the paycheck,
you know what I'm saying?
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- What is this device?
- Oh, that's my kick-ass cellphone.
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- and a computer.
- What? Umph!
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That is not a computer.
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This is a computer.
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No, man! 'Das' - ancient history, homie.
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- Dumb negro.
- He talks nonsense.
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- It might be a dialect.
Probable reason is the skincolour.
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- Right.
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His brain structure
is different from us Aryans.
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Let's open up his skull
and measure the brain.
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No. I need to know why he's here.
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You have 24 hours, Doctor.
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Otherwise I have to rely on
an ancient, infallible method.
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Pain.
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Ridiculous.
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Ein Homo terrestris.
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Yeah [...]
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I mean, Nietzsche [...] problem
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That boy's got a stick so far in his ass
he doesn't know
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whether or not his shit has turned
black if you know what I'm saying
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Oh.
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Have you got a cell [phoned] up? Doc?
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Oh, shit.
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Hey, would you look up
these mad scientists.
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Look at him. That boy is the real deal.
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Like Mickey Maus on crack.
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What's up, dude?
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Okay, Mini-Mengele.
Look man, I don't like the look of this!
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You are not [...] me with that, are you?
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Don't try to play dumb with me.
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It was your bad idea to send
those idiots to the Moon.
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- Talk about disaster.
- Um, not to be the contrarian Madam President
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but I'm pretty sure it was your idea.
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It was my great idea had they succeeded,
now it's your stupid idea. Got it?
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I didn't hire you for your stupid ideas.
I hired you because of your Midas touch.
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And now my approval ratings are in the
toilet and that election is just weeks away.
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You dropped the ball, Vivian. You!
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Now, I need a miracle.
Get me a miracle!
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Actually how was sending
those two astronauts to the Moon
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supposed to get me re-elected? Exactly?
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We haven’t been to the Moon for 50 years.
One of them was black.
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- Thought it would look good.
- Look good how?
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Like I said, one of them was black.
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Just think of the opportunity we wasted years
ago with that errand boy, Powell? Alan Powell?
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- Colin Powell.
- That was close.
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- And where are you going?
- The UN, to do my job.
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- And what am I supposed to do?
- You look so weary, Madam President.
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- Hm, okay. Okay.
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Here I come, you bitches!
You bitchy BITCHES!!
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- Herr Adler!
- Klaus, please.
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- May I?
- Of course.
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I've come to discuss our union.
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- Is that a marriage proposal?
- There's no need for marriage.
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I received confirmation from
the Department of Racial Purity.
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- Our genetic match is 97 per-cent.
- Oh, how romantic.
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Science demands us
to unite physically.
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It's our destiny to produce
perfect offspring for the people.
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And... what about my scientific research?
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One day, Renate...
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All this will be ours.
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But first, I must conquer the Earth.
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Wolfgang, the old fart,
stands in my way.
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In the way of final victory
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The two of us will take on
an enormous responsibility.
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Your place, Renate, is by my side.
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What an honor.
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Renate.
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Let us march together.
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Let me nestle in your eagles nest.
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, sings Horst Wessel tunelessly
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Herr Adler...
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Klaus...
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Here.
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You should study this.
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I made a dog-ear
on page 65.
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Thank you.
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National Socialist manual
for sexual intercourse
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GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG CONSTRUCTION SITE
Gentlemen! The Warship 'Götterdämmerung'.
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Our miracle weapon that has been
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under development for 40 years.
The dream of our... legendary Führer.
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But unfortunately only a dream,
until now.
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Please, Doctor.
Watch this!
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This tiny device, gentlemen
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has over a thousand times more computing
power than our biggest computers together.
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I made this cable to connect
this machine with our main computer.
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I call this Universal
Systematic Binding, USB for short.
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This will lift it into the air. At last,
gentlemen, the 'Götterdämmerung' will fly!
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You saw it!
You saw it with your own eyes!
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Please, my Führer, let
me return to the Earth.
240
00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:52,403
Let me get more of these
devices.
241
00:26:52,483 --> 00:26:57,468
- No one has ever returned from such flight.
- I will return.
242
00:26:58,497 --> 00:27:02,715
We don't have a choice if we want
to execute the Earth invasion.
243
00:27:09,999 --> 00:27:13,396
(Goebbels) Are you willing
to work with the Führer
244
00:27:13,476 --> 00:27:18,050
stand behind the Wehrmacht,
245
00:27:18,130 --> 00:27:23,427
in the name of the fatherland!
246
00:27:24,930 --> 00:27:28,301
Thank you.
Thought my ears were gonna bleed.
247
00:27:28,849 --> 00:27:30,486
You're welcome.
248
00:27:43,671 --> 00:27:46,693
May I... ask what you name is?
249
00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:49,646
Washington.
James Washington.
250
00:27:50,212 --> 00:27:52,315
- What yours?
- Renate Richter.
251
00:27:53,302 --> 00:27:56,875
It is a pleasure to meet you, Washington.
252
00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:58,575
James Washington.
253
00:28:00,194 --> 00:28:04,022
- I'm Earthologist.
- I'm sorry, a... a what?
254
00:28:04,728 --> 00:28:07,151
An expert on the planet Earth.
255
00:28:07,643 --> 00:28:10,357
Great. Never heard that
line of work before.
256
00:28:10,643 --> 00:28:12,092
Oh, it is very important.
257
00:28:12,412 --> 00:28:13,826
Oh, I am sure it is.
258
00:28:14,478 --> 00:28:17,093
Tell me something, miss um...
Earthologist...
259
00:28:17,598 --> 00:28:18,799
you ever been to Earth?
260
00:28:19,923 --> 00:28:20,648
No.
261
00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:23,818
But we have sent some Reichsflugscheiben.
262
00:28:25,763 --> 00:28:27,196
Spacecraft.
263
00:28:28,062 --> 00:28:30,117
It is a very dangerous mission.
264
00:28:30,856 --> 00:28:32,947
Nobody has ever returned.
265
00:28:36,227 --> 00:28:38,148
How do you survive in that squatter?
266
00:28:38,979 --> 00:28:42,190
In that...? Oh, you ask me what my job is.
267
00:28:42,442 --> 00:28:45,194
Well... I'm a model.
268
00:28:46,851 --> 00:28:48,613
A model of what exactly?
269
00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:51,489
What it you people keep asking me
that question? Look...
270
00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:53,488
I am a model. Okay, sister?
271
00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:57,314
I smile, I show my sixpack,
people take pictures of me. Period.
272
00:28:58,198 --> 00:29:02,386
- Why would they take pictures of you?
- Because I'm HOT, damn it!
273
00:29:03,081 --> 00:29:04,954
I mean, what, you think I'm hot, right?
274
00:29:06,541 --> 00:29:07,477
Right?
275
00:29:15,770 --> 00:29:18,273
I have no idea what your temperature is.
276
00:29:22,579 --> 00:29:24,088
What's wrong with your skin?
277
00:29:25,661 --> 00:29:29,233
Come on now, please. I mean,
you have met a brother before, right?
278
00:29:30,771 --> 00:29:35,224
- No, I'm the only child.
- No, no-no-no, I didn't mean like that. I meant...
279
00:29:35,719 --> 00:29:36,771
a black man.
280
00:29:37,270 --> 00:29:41,175
No... and this continues to confuse me,
because...
281
00:29:41,855 --> 00:29:44,466
you are much blacker
when I first encountered you.
282
00:29:45,209 --> 00:29:48,408
Okay girl, look.
Either I'm black or you're blind.
283
00:29:50,042 --> 00:29:52,178
Look, what is going to happen to me?
284
00:29:52,443 --> 00:29:55,348
I mean, what's with this-this-this guy
that keeps sticking needles in me?
285
00:29:55,658 --> 00:29:58,698
- And what of this other angry dude?
- My father's sticking needles into you?
286
00:29:58,862 --> 00:30:01,062
That freaking scientist guy?
That's your dad?
287
00:30:02,818 --> 00:30:04,727
And what about, you know... ARRRRR!
288
00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:08,315
Herr Nachrichtenübermittlungs-Oberführer
Adler?
289
00:30:08,695 --> 00:30:10,812
- I'm sorry, what?
- Klaus Adler.
290
00:30:12,022 --> 00:30:14,824
He's going to be...
(whispers) the next Führer.
291
00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:18,094
And my husband.
292
00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:22,370
What, did you lose a bet or something?
293
00:30:22,732 --> 00:30:27,250
I mean... Hey... look... lucky you.
294
00:30:28,778 --> 00:30:31,665
Well, actually, lucky him.
295
00:30:37,173 --> 00:30:38,212
I shouldn't even be here.
296
00:30:38,371 --> 00:30:40,837
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, you can
not leave me tied up like this.
297
00:30:43,513 --> 00:30:45,188
- Please do me a favor.
- What?
298
00:30:45,268 --> 00:30:47,459
- Play a Nazi.
- Well, if I don't?
299
00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:52,872
- They will eliminate you.
- Oh great.
300
00:30:56,687 --> 00:30:59,207
(Goebbels speech continues)
Is there a different radio station?!
301
00:31:03,013 --> 00:31:05,116
Looks good.
302
00:31:08,513 --> 00:31:12,037
This will solve our little problem.
303
00:31:16,430 --> 00:31:17,803
I'm coming.
304
00:31:20,971 --> 00:31:23,199
Looks very good!
305
00:31:24,756 --> 00:31:27,449
And now we just...
306
00:31:38,617 --> 00:31:40,282
Why don't you take me with you?
307
00:31:40,988 --> 00:31:42,655
-Don't worry, darling.
308
00:31:42,735 --> 00:31:45,241
After I've completed my mission,
I'll come and get you.
309
00:31:45,874 --> 00:31:48,824
That's not what I mean.
I study the Earth!
310
00:31:49,458 --> 00:31:52,706
I know everything about it.
You need me.
311
00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:57,250
You sweet little thing, where do you
get all those crazy ideas?
312
00:31:58,832 --> 00:32:01,024
From... from books, mostly.
313
00:32:01,576 --> 00:32:03,324
Sometimes from films.
314
00:32:16,194 --> 00:32:18,241
I shall return as a hero.
315
00:32:38,829 --> 00:32:41,829
Heil Hitler!
- Heil Kortzfleisch!
316
00:32:41,909 --> 00:32:45,344
Won't you ever learn?
- But of course, my Führer.
317
00:32:46,687 --> 00:32:49,324
We have one more ace up our sleeve.
318
00:32:53,943 --> 00:32:55,366
Show him what we have.
319
00:33:04,111 --> 00:33:08,079
Voilá, gentlemen!
Doctor.
320
00:33:09,257 --> 00:33:11,873
Watch closely, gentlemen.
321
00:33:15,015 --> 00:33:15,916
Heil!
322
00:33:26,943 --> 00:33:28,760
Stand up, you fool.
323
00:33:33,243 --> 00:33:34,436
Sieg Heil!
324
00:33:45,685 --> 00:33:49,126
With the prisoner now being one of us,
we will go down to Earth.
325
00:33:49,206 --> 00:33:52,231
He will help us to find
more telephone computers.
326
00:33:52,311 --> 00:33:56,631
We return, and get the
Götterdämmerung flying.
327
00:33:57,084 --> 00:34:03,918
Oberführer Adler, I hope you've
discussed my return to the Earth.
328
00:34:04,820 --> 00:34:10,896
- This is the order, yes.
- The Reich trusts you.
329
00:34:14,048 --> 00:34:17,682
Thank you, Doctor.
Take care of your daughter for me.
330
00:34:41,402 --> 00:34:43,719
See you in Valhalla.
331
00:35:38,847 --> 00:35:42,606
- You smell that?
- No. We don’t have time to waste.
332
00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:45,748
Take me to that president of yours.
333
00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:48,793
What? The President?
334
00:35:50,042 --> 00:35:53,150
Come on man, I thought you want me to
take you to the Mac store or something.
335
00:35:55,999 --> 00:36:02,060
You said that you would know the President
of these United States of the Americas.
336
00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:04,293
Right, of course.
337
00:36:05,068 --> 00:36:06,940
That President.
338
00:36:14,692 --> 00:36:17,411
May I meet this President too?
339
00:36:18,166 --> 00:36:20,621
Renate! What are you doing here?
340
00:36:21,412 --> 00:36:25,289
Hey! Miss Richter! Welcome to my planet.
341
00:36:25,646 --> 00:36:29,614
This is not the place for the mother of
the children of the future Führer.
342
00:36:29,694 --> 00:36:31,927
And definitely
not the place for a woman.
343
00:36:37,756 --> 00:36:40,074
My place is by my man.
344
00:36:45,581 --> 00:36:48,404
- Get the hell outta my property.
- You better get outta here.
345
00:36:51,886 --> 00:36:53,065
Run for it!
346
00:37:18,856 --> 00:37:20,341
Stop the vehicle.
347
00:37:32,249 --> 00:37:35,493
Change of plans.
We walk.
348
00:37:40,927 --> 00:37:42,190
Sounds good, man.
349
00:38:03,146 --> 00:38:05,658
Ah! A small bus.
350
00:38:07,756 --> 00:38:10,540
Whoa-whoa-whoa...
Now hold on here, Boss man
351
00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:13,979
That may not be the sharpest move.
Look, look, I'll tell you what.
352
00:38:14,215 --> 00:38:18,963
Let me go talk to those guys, all right?
They know me, you know, I'm one of them
353
00:38:19,175 --> 00:38:20,107
Are you with me?
354
00:38:22,099 --> 00:38:25,326
Yeah, now - now you're talking.
Alright...
355
00:38:26,009 --> 00:38:26,990
Now...
356
00:38:33,125 --> 00:38:36,732
Doesn't he know?
- No. He'll be thrilled.
357
00:38:36,812 --> 00:38:40,445
Now seriously, how I am
glad to see you all, man.
358
00:38:40,694 --> 00:38:46,479
Looks like small Africa part in this [...] Oh,
people, you all know me, huh? I love you too!
359
00:38:47,543 --> 00:38:48,704
-Washington!
360
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:56,257
That ain't one of yours, is it? Because I... Um,
look, man, you ain't got to bring this shit out.
361
00:38:56,337 --> 00:39:00,592
Hey, this all good. Look, I'm a peace-loving
brother, man... fuck it, man! Go! Go!
362
00:39:07,909 --> 00:39:12,062
- Are you alright?
- Do I fucking look alright to you, miss crazy fucking Nazi?
363
00:39:12,182 --> 00:39:15,522
Ah... I mean..
What the hell just happened?
364
00:39:15,642 --> 00:39:19,081
You know... Okay, I may be not one
of the right fellas, but I mean - Geez!
365
00:39:19,161 --> 00:39:24,744
A-and then they started calling me white! I mean,
why in the fuck would they be calling me white?
366
00:39:30,779 --> 00:39:35,055
On, no mother-f WAY!!
367
00:39:42,606 --> 00:39:44,742
What did you sick sons-of-bitches do to me?
368
00:39:44,822 --> 00:39:48,494
- I should've told you - What? That
I look like a fucking polar bear?
369
00:39:49,745 --> 00:39:53,450
You know what: you two really, REALLY know,
how to fuck up a guy's Christmas!
370
00:39:53,530 --> 00:39:57,036
Quiet, YOU FOOL! What is wrong with you!
371
00:39:57,542 --> 00:40:00,442
We made you Aryan, you are one of us now
372
00:40:00,522 --> 00:40:03,160
- You should be thanking us
- Thanking you?
373
00:40:03,413 --> 00:40:07,176
What I should have done is let those
brothers come here with a size 15s
374
00:40:07,256 --> 00:40:11,134
put those foot so far up your ass that you
can taste the toe nail for 2 fucking weeks
375
00:40:11,214 --> 00:40:12,536
Klaus!!
376
00:40:18,521 --> 00:40:19,794
Bring me to your leader
377
00:40:20,032 --> 00:40:22,113
James... Washington.
378
00:40:24,858 --> 00:40:28,798
Yeah... yeah. You got it!
379
00:40:39,575 --> 00:40:41,850
I am telling you once again..
380
00:40:42,501 --> 00:40:44,856
One moment we receive confirmation
381
00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:47,760
that the ship has landed
successfully on the Moon
382
00:40:48,055 --> 00:40:50,602
Then next, all communication stopped
383
00:40:50,985 --> 00:40:54,703
- The signal simply vanished
- Or you're hiding something from us?
384
00:40:54,929 --> 00:40:58,136
Yeah, we are hiding something on
the dark side of the Moon
385
00:41:00,301 --> 00:41:05,833
I still find it very difficult to believe
that entire purpose of the mission
386
00:41:05,913 --> 00:41:10,066
was to promote your President's re-election
387
00:41:10,146 --> 00:41:12,832
Well believe what you like, we had
mere senators
388
00:41:12,912 --> 00:41:17,354
spend hundreds of millions on campaigns
to get elected to dog-shit-posts.
389
00:41:17,731 --> 00:41:23,428
But Mr Secretary, the expenses involved this time
only make sense if there was a military purpose.
390
00:41:23,508 --> 00:41:25,560
Okay, lets get this clear
391
00:41:26,267 --> 00:41:30,600
The United States has no
military activity on the Moon
392
00:41:30,817 --> 00:41:33,175
What about natural resources activity?
393
00:41:33,405 --> 00:41:36,383
We know how the US sometimes
mixes them two up
394
00:41:37,351 --> 00:41:40,571
- Is there any chance that you are
looking for Helium 3 up there?
395
00:41:40,769 --> 00:41:44,506
Helium... 3...? You just
made that up didn't you?
396
00:41:46,313 --> 00:41:47,675
That's so silly
397
00:42:07,673 --> 00:42:10,670
I assume these are just preliminary ideas?
398
00:42:10,906 --> 00:42:14,787
Sir... we have a very small delivery window
399
00:42:14,867 --> 00:42:16,276
- Sir?
- Yes, sir.
400
00:42:17,738 --> 00:42:20,725
Ma'am, and... this is all.
401
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:35,559
Anyone who is not head of the
department... should leave
402
00:42:44,543 --> 00:42:46,386
You IDIOTS!
403
00:42:46,936 --> 00:42:51,530
You morons!
That's an insult to morons
404
00:42:52,456 --> 00:42:55,352
What is this SHIT?!
405
00:42:56,204 --> 00:43:03,005
I have a meeting with the President
of the United FUCKING States of America.
406
00:43:03,085 --> 00:43:04,859
Tomorrow fucking morning
407
00:43:05,428 --> 00:43:08,344
Not the President of fucking Zambia!
408
00:43:08,424 --> 00:43:11,449
Not the President of
the fucking Janitor's Union!
409
00:43:12,067 --> 00:43:17,938
But the President of the fucking country in which
we happen to all live above the third world!
410
00:43:18,018 --> 00:43:20,435
You peaces of hilacious SHIT!!
411
00:43:25,713 --> 00:43:27,258
What am I suppose to tell her?
412
00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:34,700
That my employees...
are not intelligent enough
413
00:43:35,807 --> 00:43:38,314
to be fucking morons?
414
00:43:40,145 --> 00:43:41,449
That's beautiful.
415
00:43:48,872 --> 00:43:52,206
I am stepping out to buy a knife.
416
00:43:52,614 --> 00:43:56,804
And when I step back in,
I expect to hear something...
417
00:43:57,502 --> 00:43:59,669
that is going to get me more happy
418
00:43:59,749 --> 00:44:01,632
that a G-spot orgasm.
419
00:44:03,830 --> 00:44:07,255
Or I will stab you all to death.
420
00:44:09,788 --> 00:44:11,665
With my new knife.
421
00:44:14,030 --> 00:44:16,167
I'm not kidding.
422
00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:30,011
Hey, what the fuck?
Excuse me.
423
00:44:30,399 --> 00:44:33,427
Get your fuckin' hands off me,
you mother...
424
00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:37,738
- Is she your boss?
- Yeah, she's the big cheese.
425
00:44:37,818 --> 00:44:40,485
- And she knows the president?
- Oh yeah, yeah. They real tight.
426
00:44:43,587 --> 00:44:47,427
You motherfucker!...fuck you...
Oh, come on.
427
00:44:49,027 --> 00:44:53,387
You fuckin' animal.
Do you know who I am? Huh? Do you?
428
00:44:53,609 --> 00:44:56,979
You just kidnapped the wrong woman.
The wrong fucking woman.
429
00:44:57,228 --> 00:45:02,427
Oh yeah. I hope your having a good time.
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass!
430
00:45:14,127 --> 00:45:15,927
Excellent.
431
00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:18,780
My turn.
432
00:45:19,113 --> 00:45:22,835
I am Commander Klaus Adler of the 4th
Reich. We are based on the moon.
433
00:45:23,473 --> 00:45:27,127
I'm told you know the president of
these United States of the Americas.
434
00:45:27,207 --> 00:45:29,785
You will take us to that
President, because...
435
00:45:30,049 --> 00:45:33,277
- I have a very special present for him.
- Him?
436
00:45:33,887 --> 00:45:36,727
Well he'll loved that.
He just loves presents.
437
00:45:36,807 --> 00:45:38,770
As soon as my mission is accomplished.
438
00:45:38,850 --> 00:45:42,227
The Nazi invading forces will be
called in under my directions
439
00:45:42,307 --> 00:45:45,603
and we will end the good times
for the bad people.
440
00:45:45,683 --> 00:45:47,573
And just how do you propose to do that?
441
00:45:48,849 --> 00:45:51,721
- We'll simply eliminate them.
- What?
442
00:45:53,439 --> 00:45:57,241
- Sorry, that is not what we are told.
- Renate, I don't think that you...
443
00:46:03,673 --> 00:46:06,032
Yeah. Why not?
444
00:46:06,267 --> 00:46:11,010
Why don't you tell you this fräulein why we're
here. Just like you keep telling your pupils.
445
00:46:11,856 --> 00:46:13,798
I would love to do that.
446
00:46:14,625 --> 00:46:15,673
You see...
447
00:46:16,048 --> 00:46:19,516
the National Socialist Party is
the people's party, nothing more.
448
00:46:20,243 --> 00:46:25,625
We wish to return to Earth with
our message of peace and unity,
449
00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:27,507
love through virtue
450
00:46:28,228 --> 00:46:31,725
and kindness, for example.
451
00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:35,777
We are healthy,
in mind and body.
452
00:46:36,277 --> 00:46:40,325
Our spirits are brave and true.
453
00:46:40,538 --> 00:46:45,754
And we achieve because we are strong,
and disciplined in our cause.
454
00:46:47,134 --> 00:46:49,548
There's simply no belief
that can match ours.
455
00:46:50,225 --> 00:46:55,715
Because peace and unity is the gift
we bring to all mankind.
456
00:46:57,725 --> 00:47:01,761
- What you and all earthlings need to know...
- Yeah, yeah. I get it, Hedwig.
457
00:47:05,033 --> 00:47:06,517
This is good.
458
00:47:08,325 --> 00:47:10,020
This is gonna work.
459
00:47:11,625 --> 00:47:14,092
You, I need.
460
00:47:15,636 --> 00:47:17,725
And you...
461
00:47:18,425 --> 00:47:20,425
I want.
462
00:47:20,725 --> 00:47:24,525
Alright, let's go meet the President.
463
00:47:46,125 --> 00:47:47,953
Madam President...
464
00:47:49,025 --> 00:47:51,825
Here is the miracle
you asked for.
465
00:48:11,525 --> 00:48:15,408
- Who is this man?
- He will lead the campaign troops.
466
00:48:24,725 --> 00:48:27,741
Renate, please...
467
00:48:32,780 --> 00:48:34,825
This is very simple.
468
00:48:35,425 --> 00:48:37,125
The world is sick...
469
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,525
but we are the doctors.
470
00:48:40,962 --> 00:48:45,325
The world is anemic,
and we are the vitamin.
471
00:48:45,405 --> 00:48:49,025
The world is weary,
but we are the strength.
472
00:48:49,390 --> 00:48:53,225
We are here
to make the world healthy once again.
473
00:48:53,425 --> 00:48:55,298
With hard work...
474
00:48:55,766 --> 00:49:00,288
with honesty, with clarity,
with decency.
475
00:49:01,525 --> 00:49:09,225
We are the product of loving
mothers and brave fathers.
476
00:49:09,993 --> 00:49:15,425
We are the embodiment
of love and bravery.
477
00:49:15,725 --> 00:49:21,320
We are the gift of both
God and science.
478
00:49:21,725 --> 00:49:25,325
We are the answer to the question.
479
00:49:25,801 --> 00:49:30,625
We are the promise
delivered to all mankind.
480
00:49:31,425 --> 00:49:35,625
For that we raise our hand,
to one nation.
481
00:49:35,930 --> 00:49:38,125
We step to the beat of one drum
482
00:49:38,325 --> 00:49:42,525
of this world.
483
00:49:42,734 --> 00:49:46,393
We are the people with the
children on our shoulders.
484
00:49:46,473 --> 00:49:51,625
In the same way as our fathers
carried us and their fathers before them.
485
00:49:52,025 --> 00:49:56,025
We are the one people,
united and strong.
486
00:49:56,225 --> 00:50:01,825
We are the one people with certainty.
Moral certainty.
487
00:50:01,905 --> 00:50:06,288
We are invincible
and we have no fear.
488
00:50:07,816 --> 00:50:13,351
Because the truth makes us ONES!!
489
00:50:39,086 --> 00:50:43,074
(Song: "B Mashina")
490
00:51:04,333 --> 00:51:08,282
(singer with an Eastern European accent)
Only one day is left
491
00:51:08,573 --> 00:51:11,476
only one day
492
00:51:16,577 --> 00:51:19,186
we are leaving the others
493
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,074
we're going away
494
00:51:33,281 --> 00:51:38,342
Today we all steal,
animals we are
495
00:51:38,882 --> 00:51:41,556
possession is lost
496
00:51:47,299 --> 00:51:50,348
(unintelligible loudspeaker announcements)
497
00:51:51,174 --> 00:51:54,144
Our souls are from the wild
498
00:51:54,299 --> 00:51:57,348
and wings to reach the sky
499
00:51:57,674 --> 00:52:00,393
Let the sun fall into the ocean
500
00:52:00,549 --> 00:52:03,883
let the Earth erupt in flames
501
00:52:04,049 --> 00:52:07,553
It is enough to have the strength
and knowledge
502
00:52:07,716 --> 00:52:12,722
to raise our Dream Machines into the sky
503
00:52:15,674 --> 00:52:18,803
Let them sleep who do not know
504
00:52:19,132 --> 00:52:22,557
The last day is here.
The very last
505
00:52:24,466 --> 00:52:27,345
And we leave at dawn.
506
00:52:27,637 --> 00:52:29,930
Mein Führer.
507
00:52:32,424 --> 00:52:34,768
It's time.
508
00:52:43,068 --> 00:52:46,176
The traitor Adler will get a surprise.
509
00:52:57,049 --> 00:53:01,634
(singer)
To universe, to the stars we go
510
00:53:22,466 --> 00:53:27,017
Sending machines up to the sky
511
00:53:27,733 --> 00:53:32,797
And leave behind those who don't know
of the final day
512
00:53:33,507 --> 00:53:36,956
We leave in sleep those who don't know
513
00:53:37,036 --> 00:53:39,806
We are driven by the B-machine
514
00:53:45,757 --> 00:53:48,135
breaking at dawn on B-machine
515
00:53:49,549 --> 00:53:52,018
Wild B-machine - that never stops
516
00:54:03,549 --> 00:54:06,974
(women's choir)
Machines we are sending to the skies
517
00:54:07,132 --> 00:54:08,930
Above us all
518
00:54:09,091 --> 00:54:14,427
And leave behind those who do not know
Of the final day
519
00:54:14,591 --> 00:54:20,428
We leave in sleep those who do not know
And we leave at dawn < / i>
520
00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:26,644
We're driven by
The B-machine that never stops...
521
00:54:31,607 --> 00:54:35,308
Hey! The moon Nazis are coming. What's
wrong with you people, can't you see?
522
00:54:35,388 --> 00:54:37,341
Look, I've been there.
I'm telling you.
523
00:54:37,421 --> 00:54:42,372
They got this whole moon base, they got this whole like
space thing goin' on, and they comin' to take over.
524
00:54:42,452 --> 00:54:46,076
Oh, you never listen to this right?
Listen now cuz they comin, they comin'.
525
00:54:46,156 --> 00:54:51,399
They coming to get us all. Why ain't
you guys listenin' to me? I mean...
526
00:54:54,113 --> 00:54:55,222
Renate.
527
00:54:55,972 --> 00:54:58,385
Washington.
James Washington.
528
00:54:58,465 --> 00:55:01,599
I'm so glad to see you alive.
529
00:55:01,679 --> 00:55:05,227
Look, I got one. This the bitch that
made me white as a fuckin' snowflake.
530
00:55:05,307 --> 00:55:07,230
Come on people, HELP ME!! Uh!
531
00:55:17,756 --> 00:55:19,657
Help me!
532
00:55:20,586 --> 00:55:23,417
I saved your life!
533
00:55:26,625 --> 00:55:31,525
So, you are a formerly dead, black model...
534
00:55:31,781 --> 00:55:35,111
who's now suddenly
a living white hobo...
535
00:55:35,725 --> 00:55:39,525
after spending a weekend
on the Moon. Is that correct?
536
00:55:39,825 --> 00:55:42,825
- Yes, that's correct.
- Huh. So I was listening.
537
00:55:43,755 --> 00:55:49,725
And ah you, are Neil Armstrong after the
sex change operation. Is this correct?
538
00:55:50,059 --> 00:55:53,361
No, that is not correct.
You were not listening at all.
539
00:55:53,925 --> 00:55:56,425
My name is Richter.
Renate Richter.
540
00:55:56,505 --> 00:56:01,625
And I tried to save this man life and I
think he's stupid, childish and ungrateful.
541
00:56:01,894 --> 00:56:06,655
Okay. Ask Miss Moon-Nazi here, was I,
or was I not, on the Dark side of the Moon.
542
00:56:09,183 --> 00:56:17,183
Okay. So his question for you is: was he, or
was he not, on the Dark side of the Moon?
543
00:56:19,813 --> 00:56:23,316
Yes, Mr. Washington, James Washington
was on the Dark side of the Moon.
544
00:56:23,538 --> 00:56:25,725
There. What did I tell you?
545
00:56:25,825 --> 00:56:30,525
I am black, but now I'm white. I went to the
Dark side of the Moon, but I'm now back.
546
00:56:30,605 --> 00:56:33,225
And the Nazis are coming to kill us all.
547
00:56:33,581 --> 00:56:37,826
And you guys are going to be so sorry
that you didn't listened to me!
548
00:56:41,125 --> 00:56:46,432
Mr. Washington James.
Why are you so upset and so angry?
549
00:56:46,512 --> 00:56:49,632
- Get lost.
- But I do not understand.
550
00:56:49,712 --> 00:56:51,825
I mean, we made you white.
551
00:56:52,317 --> 00:56:55,872
We taught you the National Socialist
message about peace and unity.
552
00:56:55,952 --> 00:56:59,125
You people have robbed me of everything.
553
00:56:59,797 --> 00:57:02,125
My-my race, my identity, my career.
554
00:57:02,553 --> 00:57:05,813
And I'm beginning to think my flippin'
mind too. I mean just everything.
555
00:57:07,308 --> 00:57:08,925
Do you know this?
556
00:57:10,296 --> 00:57:11,142
Yes.
557
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,025
Wunderbar.
Come on.
558
00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:19,225
Come on in. I will explain it to you.
Then you will understand.
559
00:57:21,973 --> 00:57:25,425
You are one strange broad.
I will give you that.
560
00:57:26,230 --> 00:57:28,103
Oh you know you're buyin' popcorn, right?
561
00:57:34,549 --> 00:57:36,725
Man, that was bullshit.
562
00:57:44,477 --> 00:57:46,025
It was...
563
00:57:47,117 --> 00:57:51,737
- It was so long.
- Yeah. They coulda edited it down a bit.
564
00:57:53,293 --> 00:57:55,225
He was mocking the Führer.
565
00:57:55,667 --> 00:57:58,775
I'm getting a sense there's a lot
about Nazis you don't know.
566
00:57:59,725 --> 00:58:01,349
- But I am a Nazi.
567
00:58:01,429 --> 00:58:03,825
- Oh yeah, yeah, I know,
I mean - but you're not like...
568
00:58:04,025 --> 00:58:08,696
Well, I mean, you know... like them.
A bunch of stupid bullies.
569
00:58:09,981 --> 00:58:13,125
No, I'm sure, they're good boys.
570
00:58:13,325 --> 00:58:15,345
And loyal to the Reich,
and their mothers.
571
00:58:16,075 --> 00:58:18,625
Look, they are wearing the symbol of love.
572
00:58:19,108 --> 00:58:20,814
- The swastika?
- Yeah.
573
00:58:21,525 --> 00:58:23,525
Never heard it called that before.
574
00:58:23,725 --> 00:58:26,925
No, no.
No, no no no no. You just...
575
00:58:33,625 --> 00:58:37,625
What we got here, blond hair,
blue eyes, nice rack.
576
00:58:37,725 --> 00:58:40,114
Even Hitler would get a hard-on.
577
00:58:41,425 --> 00:58:46,245
- Look, I got this. Look, guys, we don't want any trouble.
- Why don't you get lost hobo.
578
00:58:46,325 --> 00:58:48,525
- Look, I got the funniest story to
tell you. Your not gonna believe this..
579
00:58:48,825 --> 00:58:50,525
- Stop that, that is enough.
580
00:58:57,099 --> 00:58:58,146
Oh God!
581
00:59:09,148 --> 00:59:10,632
Boom!
582
00:59:11,686 --> 00:59:13,085
Damn, Renate.
583
00:59:15,188 --> 00:59:17,380
Is that what you teach
in Eartology classes?
584
00:59:22,433 --> 00:59:24,652
Earthologie...
585
00:59:26,234 --> 00:59:28,601
I'm not Earthologist.
586
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,122
I don't know anything about Earth.
587
00:59:35,296 --> 00:59:37,810
I have to talk to Klaus.
588
00:59:40,679 --> 00:59:43,128
(mumbles something)
589
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:46,564
Yeah... That's what I thought.
590
00:59:47,021 --> 00:59:48,478
Hey Renate, wait up!
591
00:59:48,802 --> 00:59:50,827
What she needs is a good war.
592
00:59:51,669 --> 00:59:54,325
A war always make the president popular.
593
00:59:55,131 --> 00:59:59,025
Well, I might be able
to help her out there.
594
01:00:01,133 --> 01:00:02,625
How do you mean?
595
01:00:03,375 --> 01:00:06,746
One word from me, and the
invasion from the Moon begins.
596
01:00:11,756 --> 01:00:14,825
- You never break character do you?
- No.
597
01:00:16,427 --> 01:00:18,125
I can never be broken.
598
01:00:19,178 --> 01:00:22,025
- You smell so good.
- The time has come.
599
01:00:24,647 --> 01:00:26,745
I show you my plans.
600
01:00:27,152 --> 01:00:29,400
Come back here.
601
01:00:37,725 --> 01:00:41,534
Look, look.
I've mapped out some things.
602
01:00:41,614 --> 01:00:44,830
Oh big fella.
All work and no play?
603
01:00:51,256 --> 01:00:54,845
Now listen, do you think
if I asphyxiate the President...
604
01:00:54,925 --> 01:00:57,059
will the troops stand in line with us?
605
01:01:00,350 --> 01:01:03,125
That's when I will order the moon invasion.
606
01:01:03,205 --> 01:01:06,225
It will be choirless bloodshed.
607
01:01:07,739 --> 01:01:11,025
After I eliminate the
moon Führer, of course.
608
01:01:21,725 --> 01:01:25,225
Klaus... Adler...
609
01:01:34,277 --> 01:01:36,401
Heil Hitler!
610
01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:39,886
The name's not Hitler!
611
01:01:41,268 --> 01:01:46,425
Um... so, Klaus, is the clown joining us?
612
01:01:47,889 --> 01:01:49,595
What, did you all buy tickets?
613
01:01:53,614 --> 01:01:56,777
Okay, so, do you want to
introduce me to your friends.
614
01:01:57,825 --> 01:02:01,425
Get your hooks off me
you crystal noob piece-of-shit.
615
01:02:02,503 --> 01:02:04,925
I can make this worth your while.
Just please, let me go.
616
01:02:05,486 --> 01:02:09,215
- Do it, Moon Corporal.
- Don't shoot!
617
01:02:19,918 --> 01:02:25,911
And you want to eliminate
the Moon Führer.
618
01:02:30,402 --> 01:02:34,401
Do you know
the penalty for treason?
619
01:02:41,408 --> 01:02:45,167
The Siegfried fleet flagship Tannhauser speaking
620
01:02:45,247 --> 01:02:49,038
We have reached the orbit and are ready
to launch the Valkyries.
621
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:54,172
warship Heinrich ready for attack
622
01:02:54,252 --> 01:02:57,335
warship Biterolf ready to attack.
623
01:03:03,694 --> 01:03:07,004
The fleet is ready, my Führer.
- Excellent.
624
01:03:07,986 --> 01:03:10,443
Tell them to wait for my return.
625
01:03:10,904 --> 01:03:16,568
We shall then begin
the Meteorblitzkrieg.
626
01:03:16,836 --> 01:03:24,728
We'll wipe all these sub-humans
off the Earth map.
627
01:03:26,130 --> 01:03:27,614
KLAUS!!
628
01:03:37,025 --> 01:03:40,925
I need to tell you that I have
nothing to do with you or your plans.
629
01:03:41,605 --> 01:03:43,625
You Nazi piece-of-shit.
630
01:03:47,694 --> 01:03:49,531
Oh well.
A blessing in disguise.
631
01:03:49,611 --> 01:03:53,276
Now I can kill all the enemies of
the Reich in one stroke.
632
01:03:56,402 --> 01:03:59,526
Farewell, puppet Führer.
633
01:04:36,271 --> 01:04:38,880
He fell for the old
'one last blow job' offer.
634
01:04:41,325 --> 01:04:43,725
God, Nazis are stupid.
635
01:04:44,694 --> 01:04:47,125
I commend you on your marksmanship.
636
01:04:52,225 --> 01:04:57,125
Shame. She was such a nice girl.
Just have to kill her later.
637
01:04:58,625 --> 01:05:00,270
So, it was real?
638
01:05:00,982 --> 01:05:05,199
- All this time.
- Never doubt a Nazi, schöne Frau.
639
01:05:13,325 --> 01:05:16,125
Farwell, fashionista.
640
01:05:17,325 --> 01:05:20,025
I have a planet to conquer!
641
01:05:46,624 --> 01:05:48,400
I'll just...
642
01:05:49,990 --> 01:05:51,572
grab this.
643
01:05:52,269 --> 01:05:54,225
Bye.
644
01:05:55,722 --> 01:05:58,025
Good luck with the rest of your life.
645
01:05:59,725 --> 01:06:02,336
Un... be... fuckin... lievable.
646
01:06:06,861 --> 01:06:09,526
They develop like ordinary women.
But look.
647
01:06:09,611 --> 01:06:15,026
No hair here, nor here.
Like little girls.
648
01:06:15,111 --> 01:06:19,318
And when they do have hair,
it looks like...
649
01:06:20,402 --> 01:06:24,193
The moustache of our great Führer.
650
01:06:25,736 --> 01:06:28,173
The pictures kind of turn me on.
651
01:06:30,703 --> 01:06:32,326
Sieg Heil!
652
01:06:40,986 --> 01:06:44,610
Herr Adler. Where's the Führer?
653
01:06:46,402 --> 01:06:50,026
The Führer is dead.
Long live the new Führer.
654
01:06:50,417 --> 01:06:52,985
That's me, in case you're wondering.
655
01:06:59,569 --> 01:07:02,651
Sieg Heil! This way.
656
01:07:29,163 --> 01:07:30,869
Heil Hitler".
657
01:07:35,050 --> 01:07:39,503
From now on, of course,
it's "Heil Adler".
658
01:07:51,569 --> 01:07:55,901
Time... is the sin.
659
01:07:57,611 --> 01:08:00,401
I'll see you in Valhalla.
660
01:08:44,069 --> 01:08:47,693
At 5.45 we'll start firing back.
661
01:08:47,777 --> 01:08:52,151
Every bomb will be retaliated.
662
01:08:52,236 --> 01:08:55,776
The Meteorblitzkrieg shall begin!
663
01:09:37,527 --> 01:09:39,718
Moments ago, New York
has come under attack.
664
01:09:39,798 --> 01:09:45,218
Witnesses claim to have seen hundreds of UFO's
appearing suddenly over the city and opening fire.
665
01:09:46,025 --> 01:09:49,838
Billy get that. Get that.
Are you getting that?
666
01:09:49,918 --> 01:09:52,474
Kelly, the craft is at
least 60 feet across.
667
01:09:52,554 --> 01:09:56,982
I'm seeing what appears to be weapons
of some-kind dangling down from the bottom.
668
01:09:57,062 --> 01:10:01,804
Oh my God. It's opening fire, it's opening
fire. I'm getting the hell out of here.
669
01:10:01,884 --> 01:10:05,549
There is little information.
But here's what we know at this time.
670
01:10:05,629 --> 01:10:09,452
- Ok, you see, the thing is, that Klaus...
- I know it was your doing.
671
01:10:11,334 --> 01:10:14,835
- It's wonderful.
- It's wonderful?
672
01:10:15,085 --> 01:10:17,915
It's brilliant.
I'm a wartime president now.
673
01:10:17,995 --> 01:10:21,565
All presidents who start a war in their
first term, always get re-elected.
674
01:10:21,962 --> 01:10:24,362
I thought I was
gonna have to bomb Australia or something.
675
01:10:24,834 --> 01:10:28,372
But no, you bring me real...
676
01:10:29,355 --> 01:10:32,463
- Who are these guys anyway?
- Nazis.
677
01:10:33,531 --> 01:10:37,473
- From the Moon.
- Real live Nazis?
678
01:10:37,553 --> 01:10:40,373
Holy shit, this just keeps
getting better and better.
679
01:10:40,775 --> 01:10:42,967
You're a miracle worker, babe.
680
01:10:43,744 --> 01:10:49,365
Ah, they're the only guys we ever actually
managed to beat in a fair fight.
681
01:10:50,316 --> 01:10:53,037
I'm just like Franklin D. Roosevelt,
only you know I'm not a spastic.
682
01:10:53,826 --> 01:10:55,629
I knew you'd be excited.
683
01:10:56,212 --> 01:11:02,520
So, if you’re our Roosevelt, then who's your
um... General Patton, or, you know, MacArthur?
684
01:11:03,395 --> 01:11:06,635
- Mr. Secretary of Defense. Do you have
any thoughts on this?
- Send her.
685
01:11:10,006 --> 01:11:12,420
- Me?
- Hey, you're the miracle worker.
686
01:11:12,891 --> 01:11:14,903
Apparently you dodge bullets too.
687
01:11:15,832 --> 01:11:17,887
- I wouldn't know..
- What to wear? Huh!
688
01:11:17,967 --> 01:11:20,007
You'll think of something. You always do.
689
01:11:20,215 --> 01:11:22,421
- Madam President...
- Huh?
690
01:11:22,501 --> 01:11:24,400
Ready to face the music?
691
01:11:53,258 --> 01:11:56,958
It's SPACE NAZIIIS!
692
01:12:15,158 --> 01:12:17,600
Take us upstate.
We need to go back to the Moon.
693
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:21,177
Whoa, whoa... We? No, no, no. See, 'we'
rhymes with 'me', and I ain't goin'.
694
01:12:21,257 --> 01:12:23,661
You don't get it. They have
the Götterdämmerung on the Moon.
695
01:12:23,741 --> 01:12:27,098
I could give a good damn what they have.
I'm not going back to that place. No way!
696
01:12:27,178 --> 01:12:29,011
You want to look like that
for the rest of your life?
697
01:12:29,091 --> 01:12:31,065
Oh great. Now this is my fault.
698
01:12:33,629 --> 01:12:37,722
- Let me in.
- I'm no hero, James.
699
01:12:38,665 --> 01:12:40,122
I need you.
700
01:13:47,058 --> 01:13:49,358
Do you know how
to drive this thing?
701
01:13:50,650 --> 01:13:54,424
Well, can't be any different
than playing 'Wing Commander'.
702
01:13:54,785 --> 01:13:56,616
Lets try...
703
01:14:23,758 --> 01:14:27,778
I swear we do not have nothing on the Moon!
704
01:14:27,858 --> 01:14:29,658
- Japan?
- It is not ours.
705
01:14:29,738 --> 01:14:31,458
- China?
- It is not us.
706
01:14:31,658 --> 01:14:33,558
It's bloody well not ours.
707
01:14:33,638 --> 01:14:37,358
- I confess
- Yes, North Korea? Confess to what?
708
01:14:37,558 --> 01:14:39,767
The spaceships are ours.
709
01:14:40,858 --> 01:14:45,658
Our beloved leader designed
and build them himself.
710
01:14:52,412 --> 01:14:56,758
- What is so funny?
- All right, North Korea. Sit down.
711
01:15:10,573 --> 01:15:14,858
- So it was you India, I knew that.
- No, no, no. That is a sign of peace.
712
01:15:14,938 --> 01:15:16,372
This is the sign of peace.
713
01:15:16,452 --> 01:15:18,308
Just cut it out, you morons.
714
01:15:18,558 --> 01:15:23,758
These thugs are Nazis.
And I mean the real... McCoy.
715
01:15:24,158 --> 01:15:26,483
They've been hidin' out on the moon
just waiting to pounce.
716
01:15:27,833 --> 01:15:30,958
Now my question is,
what do ya'll plan to do about it?
717
01:15:31,158 --> 01:15:34,358
Cuz we just happen to have a little
something up our own sleeve,
718
01:15:34,558 --> 01:15:37,658
and I'm sure,
they'll be thankful for it.
719
01:15:37,858 --> 01:15:43,858
May I present to you with the Mars
exploration ship, the USS George W. Bush.
720
01:15:48,334 --> 01:15:51,558
Good work, take it to Officer Tyler please.
721
01:15:54,958 --> 01:15:58,358
Trajectory, what's our status
on the orbit window?
722
01:15:58,628 --> 01:16:01,058
Commander on deck.
723
01:16:12,158 --> 01:16:16,158
The hostile fleet have launched a full scale
aerial attack against the United States.
724
01:16:16,458 --> 01:16:20,921
These Zeppelins appear to be carriers and they
are operating fully within the thermosphere.
725
01:16:21,210 --> 01:16:26,558
Each of them carry approximately 200
enemy vessels and are extremely...
726
01:16:27,164 --> 01:16:30,658
Hell hath no fury, Herr Adler.
727
01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:34,335
Alright kiddies.
Let's get this show on the road.
728
01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:47,658
Vivian, you look great.
How is it going up there?
729
01:16:47,758 --> 01:16:49,858
Madam President,
I couldn't be better.
730
01:16:49,958 --> 01:16:52,658
I am packing dozens of mega tons
of nuclear warheads
731
01:16:52,738 --> 01:16:56,135
which I am going to carefully
place up Klaus's kraut ass.
732
01:16:56,215 --> 01:16:59,853
- Just as soon I get him in my sights.
- Carry on. Kick butt.
733
01:17:00,078 --> 01:17:02,506
Let 'em see what that baby can do.
734
01:17:13,221 --> 01:17:14,724
That's right.
735
01:17:14,804 --> 01:17:18,563
While you were arguing about climate
change, human rights and Whales' dicks,
736
01:17:19,079 --> 01:17:21,144
this is what we were doing.
737
01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:24,224
May I present to you
the tomorrow's exploration ship,
738
01:17:24,388 --> 01:17:27,369
the USS George W. Bush.
739
01:17:27,754 --> 01:17:30,061
Mars exploration?
740
01:17:31,017 --> 01:17:33,102
But you have armed it.
741
01:17:33,429 --> 01:17:38,481
We have the right to bear arms,
and Mars is a red planet.
742
01:18:03,940 --> 01:18:08,463
Working at optimum capacity.
Ammo consumption within tolerance.
743
01:18:22,859 --> 01:18:27,368
We're coming under extremely heavy fire.
Were gonna need reinforcements right now.
744
01:18:30,197 --> 01:18:31,778
What the hell is the meaning of this?
745
01:18:32,014 --> 01:18:35,810
G'day mates. This is Australian ship,
Dundee 01. Ready to kick ass.
746
01:18:36,066 --> 01:18:37,764
Spitfire reporting in.
747
01:18:37,844 --> 01:18:40,664
Hang in there W.
Canada joining your battle.
748
01:18:40,744 --> 01:18:45,925
This is a direct violation of this nations' space
treaty that you all signed, every single one of you.
749
01:18:46,005 --> 01:18:47,909
MIR join in za battle.
750
01:18:52,905 --> 01:18:54,901
That is suppose to be destroyed.
751
01:18:55,166 --> 01:18:59,685
This is an outrage. You're all
liars, just like my ex ex-husband.
752
01:19:00,584 --> 01:19:04,566
- Calm down lady, calm down.
- Don't you lady me, Pinko.
753
01:19:04,802 --> 01:19:07,105
Okay, who didn't arm
their spaceships?
754
01:19:07,925 --> 01:19:11,921
Oh great, great.
That's just great.
755
01:19:12,001 --> 01:19:14,588
- You all gave me your word.
- But you broke yours.
756
01:19:14,668 --> 01:19:16,668
We always break ours,
that's just what we do.
757
01:19:17,389 --> 01:19:20,178
Okay fine.
Fine, fine, fine, fine.
758
01:19:20,258 --> 01:19:23,797
Let just beat the shit out of these pricks
and ah, talk about the details later.
759
01:19:48,354 --> 01:19:52,978
Heroes of the First Fleet, continue
your attack to the last man -
760
01:19:53,058 --> 01:19:57,282
- and remember, you're fighting for the Reich!
- (On radio) Where the hell they all come from?
761
01:20:04,021 --> 01:20:07,728
Prepare an appropriate uniform
for the Führer.
762
01:20:15,396 --> 01:20:19,062
The Fatherland
is calling its children!
763
01:20:19,729 --> 01:20:27,228
This device will complete the biggest
war machine of all times.
764
01:20:27,396 --> 01:20:30,395
The Götterdämmerung will fly!
765
01:20:30,563 --> 01:20:32,138
Heil Adler!
766
01:20:54,886 --> 01:20:56,412
This is beautiful.
767
01:21:07,423 --> 01:21:11,084
- Where the hell are we goin'?
- To the Götterdämmerung.
768
01:21:11,736 --> 01:21:13,359
I think Klaus will be there.
769
01:21:23,781 --> 01:21:26,304
What did you think of that, Herr Adler?
770
01:21:26,803 --> 01:21:28,915
Alright, what about this Moon business?
771
01:21:28,995 --> 01:21:32,284
What do you say we head on over
and slap them around a bit.
772
01:21:33,657 --> 01:21:36,639
Klaus baby, I coming to get ya'.
773
01:21:49,244 --> 01:21:51,064
ATTEN-SHUN!!
774
01:21:52,621 --> 01:21:54,785
HEIL ADLER!!
775
01:21:57,143 --> 01:21:58,003
Heil!
776
01:22:01,270 --> 01:22:02,228
As you were.
777
01:22:04,064 --> 01:22:10,390
- Well? - The Earth fleet will be within
firing range in 20 minutes, my Führer.
778
01:22:14,270 --> 01:22:18,196
- Are your troops ready?
- We're waiting for Dr. Richter.
779
01:22:29,348 --> 01:22:33,208
- What the hell is this place?
- This is the Götterdämmerung.
780
01:22:33,288 --> 01:22:34,817
'It will liberate the Earth!'
781
01:22:36,063 --> 01:22:37,451
Actually.
782
01:22:38,470 --> 01:22:41,564
It's the biggest war machine
ever created by man.
783
01:22:46,821 --> 01:22:49,451
This is the bridge. That's where I'm going.
784
01:22:50,435 --> 01:22:52,155
I need to find your father, so...
785
01:22:52,585 --> 01:22:55,584
- where you think he at?
- I think you will find him over there.
786
01:22:56,331 --> 01:22:59,744
Try to sneak in,
and please paralyze the engines,
787
01:23:00,421 --> 01:23:06,342
- or otherwise the Earth is destroyed.
- Note to self, paralyze engines. Got it.
788
01:23:06,422 --> 01:23:08,565
- Ok.
- Oh. No-no-no-no.
789
01:23:08,645 --> 01:23:10,204
- What?
- You be careful.
790
01:23:10,731 --> 01:23:12,384
- I mean, you know, ah...
- What?
791
01:23:13,015 --> 01:23:16,347
- Because, well, you like me.
- Right...
792
01:23:16,427 --> 01:23:19,041
Oh, come on, a little.
793
01:23:24,266 --> 01:23:26,084
You like me.
794
01:23:44,212 --> 01:23:47,278
We have a visual on the
Nazi fortress, Commander.
795
01:23:49,703 --> 01:23:52,584
Obvious and overstated
as usual, Klaus.
796
01:24:11,440 --> 01:24:12,684
COME ON!!!
797
01:24:12,764 --> 01:24:17,404
Automated targeting reports hit percentage above
100, so we're consistently achieving double kills.
798
01:24:17,484 --> 01:24:18,874
BOOM, BITCHES!!
799
01:24:27,855 --> 01:24:30,276
Alright everyone,
let's get those nukes in action.
800
01:24:30,356 --> 01:24:34,036
- I'm declaring this fortress a free-fire-zone.
- But Commander, there are woman and children done there.
801
01:24:34,116 --> 01:24:38,074
The United States of America
does not negotiate with terrorists.
802
01:24:43,970 --> 01:24:46,697
- Prime warheads on secondary armament.
- Roger that.
803
01:24:46,777 --> 01:24:50,740
- Prepare all available ordinance for ground bombardment.
- Fire the fucking nukes!
804
01:24:53,385 --> 01:24:54,980
Nukes away.
805
01:25:31,972 --> 01:25:33,651
Job well done.
806
01:25:38,607 --> 01:25:40,258
Move!
807
01:25:46,136 --> 01:25:49,964
Who dares to disturb me?
Who dares to disturb me!
808
01:25:50,719 --> 01:25:51,832
- Dr. Richter!
- Oh!
809
01:25:52,606 --> 01:25:54,008
How much time do you need?
810
01:25:54,768 --> 01:25:56,724
It will fly, my Führer.
811
01:25:56,804 --> 01:25:59,961
The Götterdämmerung will
fly to the final victory.
812
01:26:00,041 --> 01:26:01,889
Cut the crap. How long?
813
01:26:03,087 --> 01:26:06,485
I would say three months,
give or take a little.
814
01:26:06,846 --> 01:26:08,899
I give you three minutes.
815
01:26:11,205 --> 01:26:15,145
He cut me off. It's not that easy.
Russia wasn't conquered in a day...
816
01:26:15,225 --> 01:26:15,946
Hey quack!
817
01:26:17,477 --> 01:26:18,531
Remember me?
818
01:26:20,651 --> 01:26:23,356
The moon spook you
turned into a snowflake.
819
01:26:27,358 --> 01:26:28,439
Start the Helium-3 engines.
820
01:26:28,464 --> 01:26:29,879
Start the Helium-3 engines.
821
01:26:36,391 --> 01:26:37,528
Now!
822
01:26:41,052 --> 01:26:42,492
Start the engines.
823
01:26:58,084 --> 01:27:01,264
Oh shit, it's alive.
824
01:27:30,448 --> 01:27:34,384
He sure must have the smallest
dick in the Universe.
825
01:27:38,794 --> 01:27:40,431
Load the cannons.
826
01:27:42,606 --> 01:27:43,855
Time...
827
01:27:48,289 --> 01:27:50,084
to fuck back.
828
01:28:04,449 --> 01:28:10,359
Everyone, take positions around this fat
phallus and wait for my command to open fire.
829
01:28:18,018 --> 01:28:20,723
- Offensive run confirmed.
- Let her rip.
830
01:28:28,497 --> 01:28:30,162
Shit!
831
01:28:32,451 --> 01:28:35,065
- Are the cannons ready to fire?
- Yes, my Führer.
832
01:28:35,355 --> 01:28:38,769
But the Earth is below the horizon,
on the other side of the Moon.
833
01:28:39,292 --> 01:28:41,186
We can't shoot.
834
01:28:41,937 --> 01:28:46,525
It was a full moon yesterday.
Let's make a brand new horizon.
835
01:28:47,884 --> 01:28:48,936
Fire at will.
836
01:29:46,239 --> 01:29:47,294
Fuck it!
837
01:29:58,145 --> 01:30:04,173
Reactivate the systems,
Weapons Unter-Offizier.
838
01:30:24,315 --> 01:30:26,243
We shall see...
839
01:30:27,478 --> 01:30:31,256
(Scientists) The projectiles of the
Götterdämmerung consist of metallic hydrogen,
840
01:30:31,336 --> 01:30:34,848
whose aggregate state is reached
only under extreme pressure .
841
01:30:35,153 --> 01:30:38,552
Its destructive power has
never been tested.
842
01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:41,044
The effects could be unexpected.
843
01:30:47,547 --> 01:30:49,287
(scientists) The rocket shells...
844
01:31:03,198 --> 01:31:04,877
There's no song moment now!
845
01:31:07,608 --> 01:31:09,315
It's a false alarm!
846
01:31:15,649 --> 01:31:17,363
Are you all imbeciles?
847
01:31:18,126 --> 01:31:22,189
Go and see what's going on!
ON THE DOUBLE!!
848
01:31:46,067 --> 01:31:49,660
Renate...
- I won't let you do it.
849
01:31:51,345 --> 01:31:54,799
What will you do? Shoot me?
850
01:32:10,761 --> 01:32:12,828
Good girl...
851
01:32:15,727 --> 01:32:18,807
Renate Richter, almost my bride.
852
01:32:19,185 --> 01:32:22,529
You destroyed something beautiful,
something wonderful.
853
01:32:23,236 --> 01:32:28,898
A future world full of Aryan children.
OUR ARYAN CHILDREN!!
854
01:32:31,124 --> 01:32:37,023
But you betrayed me, and you shall...
you shall pay for that.
855
01:32:37,107 --> 01:32:40,306
Your beauty for Odin's table...
856
01:32:40,386 --> 01:32:44,648
- Klaus! Wait! Let me say something.
- Well?
857
01:32:46,761 --> 01:32:49,886
I'm a bit busy.
- I've always respected you.
858
01:32:49,966 --> 01:32:53,481
As Führer, and as a man.
859
01:32:55,309 --> 01:32:57,376
I've even loved you.
860
01:32:58,611 --> 01:33:01,718
I belong to you.To you.
861
01:33:03,665 --> 01:33:09,356
Cute little speech.
But it's too late, my dear. Goodbye.
862
01:33:09,440 --> 01:33:12,523
I understand. I hail you.
863
01:33:13,607 --> 01:33:15,425
My Klaus.
864
01:33:17,448 --> 01:33:20,347
Sieg Heil, my Führer!
865
01:33:37,652 --> 01:33:41,189
- Washington, do you hear me? Washington.
- Renate. Was that you?
866
01:33:41,269 --> 01:33:44,383
- You need to shut down the engines.
- I'm working on it.
867
01:35:08,193 --> 01:35:09,886
Holy crap.
868
01:35:58,864 --> 01:36:00,695
Congratulations.
869
01:36:02,183 --> 01:36:04,383
High five.
870
01:36:06,672 --> 01:36:09,083
Well that was disappointing.
871
01:36:12,728 --> 01:36:16,196
Do you think he suffered?
Even just a little?
872
01:36:16,276 --> 01:36:21,695
Vivian, I knew you could do it. You're foxy
and salacious, all the way. Congratulations.
873
01:36:21,945 --> 01:36:26,083
- What's Helium-3?
- Helium.
874
01:36:26,841 --> 01:36:28,303
Did you say Helium-3?
875
01:36:28,383 --> 01:36:32,783
Yes, there like 15 to 20 giant towers
that appear to be full of the stuff.
876
01:36:33,183 --> 01:36:35,703
- That's ours.
- It is? Why?
877
01:36:35,946 --> 01:36:41,783
Helium-3 will make the U.S. independent of all
energy needs for the next thousand years.
878
01:36:42,377 --> 01:36:43,861
Yes, it's ours!
879
01:36:45,783 --> 01:36:48,411
No, no-no-no-no.
Hear me out. Hear me out.
880
01:36:48,491 --> 01:36:52,184
The Moon is American soil.
Moon flag, star and stripes.
881
01:36:52,264 --> 01:36:54,598
Who beat the Moon Nazis?
We did.
882
01:36:54,678 --> 01:36:58,903
Well, yeah yeah, alright, you help out here and
there, but ultimately it's just like World War II...
883
01:36:58,983 --> 01:37:00,883
and who won that?
We did.
884
01:37:01,821 --> 01:37:04,766
- YOU LIE!!
- You don't believe me?
885
01:37:04,846 --> 01:37:07,073
Watch the movies.
Movies don't lie.
886
01:37:07,986 --> 01:37:10,383
Not the shoes, Jesus!
887
01:37:11,191 --> 01:37:13,787
Vivian, this is the Secretary of Defense.
888
01:37:13,867 --> 01:37:17,455
- Defend and hold that Helium-3 at all costs.
- But against who?
889
01:37:17,535 --> 01:37:19,783
AGAINST EVERYBODY!!
890
01:38:58,057 --> 01:39:03,430
Please don't, never again!
891
01:39:16,752 --> 01:39:18,972
What was the Earth like?
892
01:39:22,342 --> 01:39:24,007
Different.
893
01:39:27,003 --> 01:39:32,386
When can we fly there?
Soon. Soon...
894
01:39:35,696 --> 01:39:38,472
But how?
- In peace.
895
01:39:43,065 --> 01:39:47,883
Unfortunately that's the story of revenge.
It's messy.
896
01:39:48,283 --> 01:39:51,441
Never really works out
the way you want it to.
897
01:39:53,621 --> 01:39:55,583
I feel lonely.
898
01:39:56,583 --> 01:40:00,703
The eternal love of God, the love of God
into our hearts, or we will burn...
899
01:40:00,783 --> 01:40:04,883
burn in hell,
burning in eternal damnation.
900
01:40:05,455 --> 01:40:07,183
Renate!
901
01:40:10,057 --> 01:40:11,783
Washington.
902
01:40:24,933 --> 01:40:27,783
You are alive.
903
01:40:28,234 --> 01:40:31,453
It's okay.
It's okay.
904
01:40:39,997 --> 01:40:42,783
And you are the way
you're meant to be.
905
01:40:55,324 --> 01:40:58,383
Are you aware that you
are kissing a black man?
906
01:41:06,083 --> 01:41:09,258
I guess you have a lot
of work cut out for you.
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