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This program has
come to you from Bill Bailey.
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The friend in need,
Open day and night.
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Call Van Dyke 621J
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You're not leaving town.
You just think you are.
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Why are you bellyaching. You got
more out of me than any other woman.
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Yeah, you've been swell to me.
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You buy all my clothes
from shoplifters.
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I can't wear my furs and jewellery.
The people you stole them from might see
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and throw me in jail.
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- Where you going, Red?
- No place.
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Just came back.
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Now, flannel mouth,
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Get up and get
Bill Bailey on the phone.
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Sorry to disturb you judge,
but Bill Bailey sent me over,
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to get you to sign
this blanket bond.
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Thanks judge.
Have a cigar on Bill Bailey.
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His special brand.
Good night, judge.
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That Bill Bailey
has a lot of nerve.
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Well, he's got a lot
of influence too.
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Da! Sure, sure.
Thank you very much.
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This was Bill Bailey.
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He just ordered
150 turkeys for Thanksgiving.
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- For charity huh?
- Sure. For our poor judges,
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Our poor lawyers
and our poor police officers.
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One... two...
three... four...
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Five... six... seven...
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- You've not had a winner tonight Bailey
- I make all my money off losers.
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Here, have a cigar, Sam.
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A tuba down in Cuba
makes them especially for me.
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Thanks.
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- This gentleman here will take care
of you. - We want to see Mr. Bailey.
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He isn't here right now, but I might
get him for you if it's important.
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- My lawyer sent us over.
It's very important. - OK.
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- Just have a seat.
- Thank you. - Over here please.
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Excuse me just a minute.
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This 1,000 bucks we're shooting for
isn't a bag of peanuts you know.
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All over but the shouting.
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You can't beat Bill.
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It's all yours, Bailey.
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- It was worth the money
just to see you do it. - Thanks.
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Sorry to disturb you, but there's
an old lady and her son.
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- Cavett sent them over.
- Cavett, huh?
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Don't go away, suckers.
I'll be right back so you can get even.
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- Come right in.
- Thank you, Sir.
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Take your hat off.
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- Have a chair.
- Thank you, sir.
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- Now, what's the trouble?
- I didn't do anything, honest
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- My boy is a good boy.
- What are you charged with?
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- Criminal assault.
- How old is the girl?
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It's not a girl.
It's a woman, about 38.
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- How old are you?
- 16.
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16?
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Well... You haven't got a thing
to worry about Sonny, not a thing.
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By the way, mother,
do you own your own home?
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Why, yes Sir.
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You just leave the deed to it
in the outer office.
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- Thank you, Sir.
- That's alright.
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- Thank you.
- That's alright.
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16, huh?
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- Hello, Mr. Bailey, how are you?
- Good evening, Jim.
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Ruby wants to see you.
She's upstairs.
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- Alone?
- She's with her brother.
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- I didn't know he was in town.
- He just got out last week.
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I first met Kate the Golden Gate
San Francisco Bay
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She stole my heart away
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On a lovely summer day
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We did our wooing, went canoeing
And we watched the fields at play
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On the golden strand
I won her hand
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In San Francisco Bay
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I first met Kate
By the Golden Gate
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San Fran... cisco Bay
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She stole my heart away
On a lovely summer day
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We did our wooing, went canoeing
And we watched the fields at play
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On the golden strand
I won her hand
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In San Francisco
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Oh you Frisco
Francisco Bay
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Good evening Mr. Bailey,
what will it be?
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Give everyone a drink and make mine
the usual, bourbon with a beer chaser.
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Hello, how are you?
What about a drink?
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A whiskey sour.
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Have a cigar.
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Oh, you big sissy.
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Here boys, have a cigar.
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- I thought that was you, Mr. Bailey
- How's business, Jessica?
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This new 3 carat toot beer
ain't doing us a bit of good.
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Darling, Mr. Bailey's here.
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- Hello Bill.
- How are ya Drury.
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- When d'ya get out?
- 2 weeks ago.
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- Drove here Friday from Detroit.
- Have a cigar. - Thanks.
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There were no suckers there,
so here I am.
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Drury still thinks suckers are
guys that ride around in town cars.
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We're all chumps for somebody.
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You for Bill
and me for a cutie down at the bar.
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What you mean is
a piece of plain, French pastry.
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This one has nothing but class.
Wears a monocle and a man's tuxedo.
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- Then you're safe.
- That's just where you're wrong.
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She dresses that way for laughs.
Got a great sense of humour.
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See you later, Sis.
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So long, Bill.
So long.
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- Fix the tie.
Mr. Drury, you're always in a hurry.
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Because I'm a guy
what takes his time.
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I've done a better job
raising you than I have him.
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I'm not as much worry
with the girls as Drury is.
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Oh yes you are.
But you always came back.
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Ruby, I could never
get stuck on any girl but you.
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I like you a lot tonight.
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- Just like a little boy.
- A nice boy?
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No.
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The kind that writes dirty words
on the sidewalk with chalk.
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I used to do that.
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Did you ever draw a big heart on
the sidewalk with an arrow through it?
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- And write underneath
Lil loves Mary? - No!
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Weren't you ever romantic?
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Can you imagine a guy
getting romantic in a reform school?
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This girl outside
wants to leave this ring as collateral.
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- What's she in for?
- Grand theft.
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- How much is her bail?
- 1,500.
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But this ring is worth six grand.
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How do you do.
I'm Mr. Bailey.
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- May I have your name please?
- Jane Smith
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Jane Smith?
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I've never been so embarrassed
in my life. This charge is
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so absolutely ridiculous,
I just can't discuss it.
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- May I use your phone.
- Certainly, over there in the corner.
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This is Miss Talbart.
Let me speak to my father.
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Society stuff.
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They've got a butler.
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And her real name is Talbart.
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Hello, father. I'll be delayed
for dinner. I've had an accident.
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I don't want to
discuss it over the phone.
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No, no.
I haven't been shopping.
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Don't send a car.
I'll get a taxi.
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Ask Miss Smith to come in here.
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- Cigarette?
- Thank you.
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May I...
drive you home, Miss Smith?
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We can fix up
this red tape later.
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I couldn't think of
troubling you Mr. Bailey.
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No trouble at all, Miss Smith.
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What kind of a car have you,
open or closed?
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- Open.
- Oh, that's fine.
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I'm starved.
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Want to go to the Biltmore?
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No, let's go to a drive-in place.
Order hamburgers.
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OK.
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- And remember, plenty of onion.
- Yes ma'am.
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- Do you really like onions.
- Insane about them.
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All my life I've wanted to meet
a girl who really liked onions.
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So what?
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I've come to see you
about Miss Jane Smith.
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Accused of stealing
a beaded bag.
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D'you know who Jane Smith is?
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I know she was caught
shop lifting in this store.
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Jane Smith isn't her real name.
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Her father controls some of
the biggest concerns in America.
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Why should she steal?
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We lose tens of thousands of dollars
every year from amateur shoplifters.
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People who steal for the thrill.
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Now Jordon, I'm familiar with
the financial status of your store.
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You can't afford to antagonize
people of prominence.
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Speak to our insurance company.
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- What firm?
- Merchant's Protective Association.
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Get them on the phone.
Let me talk to Jim Lane.
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Get me
The Merchant's Protective Association.
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Mr. James Lane.
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Hello, Jim.
This is Bill Bailey.
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Listen Jim, I'm in
Harkweather's Department Store.
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I want you to tell their manager that
you'll drop charges against Jane Smith.
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Thanks.
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Hello?
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Very well, Mr. Lane.
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Yes.
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Alright Mr. Bailey,
No hard feelings.
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Yeah, have a cigar.
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A tuba down in Cuba
makes them for me.
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Pagan.
Almost savage isn't it?
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Tell me more of your experiences.
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Since I've met you I'm
a little bit ashamed of my experiences.
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Have you had
a lot of women in your life?
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I'd rather not talk
about other women just now.
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I'd rather you said
it was none of my business.
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- Oh no you wouldn't
- Oh yes I would.
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I want a man who's my master.
Not afraid of anyone in the world.
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Who'd shoot
the first man that upset me.
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You'd have been
crazy about Al Capone.
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You think you're kidding?
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Elaine, you need
a darn good spanking.
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What I need is
someone to give me a good thrashing.
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I'd follow him around
like a dog on a leash.
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Let's change the subject. You know
that caviar is nothing but fish eggs.
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Do you know that's the tentacles
of an octopus you're eating.
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- Oh father...
- Excuse me.
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- Yes dear?
- I want you to meet a friend of mine.
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Mr. Bailey.
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He's what's known
as a right guy.
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Pleased to meet you Mr. Talbert.
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You're wearing the
wrong kind of a button, Mr. Talbert.
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Davis hasn't a chance.
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Heaven help this city
if Smith's elected.
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- We'll have a wide open town.
- Excuse me.
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Yes dear.
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As long as there's cities,
you're bound to have vice in 'em.
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You can't control human nature
by putting in a new mayor.
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Clem Davis is a conservative.
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The only difference between
a liberal and a conservative man is
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the liberal recognizes the existence
of vice and controls it.
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Whilst a conservative just turns
his back and pretends it doesn't exist.
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You seem to be
well informed on city politics.
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What is your business?
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- Insurance.
- Indeed? How is the insurance business
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I'm in a peculiar kind of insurance.
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The tougher the times,
the better my business.
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I'm a bail bondsman.
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I get people out of jail.
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You have a fine daughter,
Mr. Talbert.
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Quite so. A very fine girl.
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But she has a little too much...
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- Imagination?
- Imagination.
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That's it. She has
a little bit too much imagination.
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She has an underworld mania.
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She's very fond
of underworld pictures.
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Always reading detective stories.
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I sometimes think, that if she
hadn't lived in a splendid environment
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she might have
matched her wits with the law.
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Just for the thrill of it,
you understand.
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There are a lot
of people like that.
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And these big department stores
you'd be surprised how many fine people
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come in and take things
for the joy of getting away with it.
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Is there nothing
that can be done about it?
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Well...
I did know of a society woman who
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whose husband had a charge account
in every one of the stores.
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Whenever she stole anything, why...
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they just charged it
against his account.
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A very clever solution.
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- Have a cigar.
- Thank you.
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A tuba down in Cuba
makes them for me.
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Indeed? Shall we have a drink?
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Thanks, don't mind if I do.
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What's the matter Bill.
Sit down, You look jittery.
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Me?
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You were coming over last night.
What happened?
241
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:25,709
I've been trying to get over for a week,
but something always turns up.
242
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:28,657
- Busy as a bee?
- Yeah.
243
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,831
- Busy as a bee.
- Gathering honey.
244
00:20:33,821 --> 00:20:37,295
- Miss Ruby's ready to sign the payroll?
- Put it on the desk.
245
00:20:49,193 --> 00:20:51,540
What's good for... sunburn?
246
00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:54,686
Vinegar.
247
00:20:55,737 --> 00:20:59,211
- Are you kidding?
- Why don't you ask Elaine Talbert?
248
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:01,653
I hear she's as dark as Jessica.
249
00:21:03,352 --> 00:21:05,587
How do you always know my business?
250
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:09,606
You always brag to your friends,
and your friends are my friends,
251
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,730
Swell friends I've got.
252
00:21:12,894 --> 00:21:15,072
I'm probably your best one.
253
00:21:15,410 --> 00:21:18,697
If I tell you about this Talbert girl
you'll only say I'm nasty.
254
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,969
I don't want to know
anything about her.
255
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,978
- Rather find out for yourself?
- Yes.
256
00:21:25,370 --> 00:21:27,230
If you wouldn't mind?
257
00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:30,065
You're not really
going for this girl are you Bill?
258
00:21:30,572 --> 00:21:33,765
Hell, I'm afraid I'm
a little bit stuck, Ruby.
259
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:36,635
You'll get over it.
260
00:21:37,593 --> 00:21:39,696
Don't say I didn't tell you.
261
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,532
Don't let her make a fool of you, Bill.
262
00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:45,789
D'you ever know a woman
who made a fool of me?
263
00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:56,734
See you back later, Jessica.
264
00:21:58,649 --> 00:22:03,156
This is funny, me telling you
not to let anyone make a fool of you.
265
00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:06,789
and I'm the fool for still
being in love with you.
266
00:22:07,428 --> 00:22:10,263
Remember when you said
you'd spoil me for all other men?
267
00:22:10,451 --> 00:22:12,386
I laughed to myself.
268
00:22:13,071 --> 00:22:14,968
Now I'm laughing at myself.
269
00:22:16,226 --> 00:22:17,747
'Cos you have.
270
00:22:20,282 --> 00:22:22,986
Ruby, I'll admit
this girl's got me down.
271
00:22:23,118 --> 00:22:25,174
She's different.
Unusual.
272
00:22:26,132 --> 00:22:30,611
I don't want to lie to you, or go behind
your back. That's why I'm telling you.
273
00:22:31,193 --> 00:22:34,817
But nobody could ever take your place
with me. You know that.
274
00:22:34,930 --> 00:22:39,418
If you were dying and needed a blood
transfusion. I'd be the first to give it
275
00:22:39,637 --> 00:22:43,431
So the only way we can get together
is to have a blood transfusion.
276
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,548
This has been a swell visit.
Don't get nasty and spoilt.
277
00:22:46,623 --> 00:22:49,910
Why not snap out of it
and take me to a show?
278
00:22:50,567 --> 00:22:51,947
I can't.
279
00:22:52,116 --> 00:22:54,764
I'm going to a lua
over at Elaine's house.
280
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:57,213
Is that what they call it in society?
281
00:22:57,569 --> 00:22:59,861
A lua is a feast in Hawaii.
282
00:23:00,048 --> 00:23:03,823
Elaine's father is the Vice President of
the Honolulu Pineapple Company.
283
00:23:04,142 --> 00:23:06,846
And owns a plantation over there.
284
00:23:07,093 --> 00:23:10,661
I remember when you thought
a hamburger sandwich was a banquet.
285
00:23:10,793 --> 00:23:13,497
And you called a dinner, a feed.
286
00:23:13,967 --> 00:23:16,370
If you could forget
like you can remember...
287
00:23:16,474 --> 00:23:18,295
we could be swell friends.
288
00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:20,962
I wish I could forget
all the nice things about you.
289
00:23:21,093 --> 00:23:23,553
And remember only
the mean things you've done to me.
290
00:23:23,662 --> 00:23:24,845
But I can't.
291
00:23:25,296 --> 00:23:27,174
I remember the grand things about you.
292
00:23:29,371 --> 00:23:31,681
You've outgrown me, Ruby.
293
00:23:31,981 --> 00:23:35,291
You know people do outgrow
each other, just like they do clothes.
294
00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:38,859
That's true, Bill.
295
00:23:42,981 --> 00:23:45,629
And it usually begins with the hat.
296
00:23:55,886 --> 00:24:00,731
Come to me my melancholy...
297
00:24:01,515 --> 00:24:04,313
Baby
298
00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:07,851
Cuddle up...
299
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:11,175
Cuddle up and don't be blue
300
00:24:11,419 --> 00:24:12,659
Goodbye.
301
00:24:13,936 --> 00:24:14,856
Bye.
302
00:24:15,044 --> 00:24:19,790
All your fears and foolish fancies...
303
00:24:20,457 --> 00:24:22,842
Maybe
304
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:31,114
Because you see dear
I'm in love with you
305
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:44,036
Every cloud must have a silver lining.
306
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:49,200
You've got to watch and wait
for that old sun
307
00:24:49,332 --> 00:24:53,013
To come through
308
00:24:55,391 --> 00:25:01,344
Smile my honey dear
- Bill, give me a drink.
309
00:25:02,035 --> 00:25:10,053
Let me kiss away your tear
310
00:25:10,775 --> 00:25:21,911
Or else you'll have me melancholy too
- This song kills me.
311
00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:35,125
Jessica!
312
00:26:40,702 --> 00:26:42,881
Yes, Miss Ruby?
313
00:26:47,049 --> 00:26:48,796
Call the florist.
314
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:56,118
I want this room
filled with flowers.
315
00:27:12,977 --> 00:27:16,339
We had another losing
in the gambling home tonight.
316
00:27:16,695 --> 00:27:19,062
When it rains it pours.
317
00:27:22,801 --> 00:27:26,238
Well, well, a stranger among us.
318
00:27:26,877 --> 00:27:30,651
Drop the kidding Ruby,
this is serious.
319
00:27:31,882 --> 00:27:35,525
- Where's your brother?
- Just going to see him now.
320
00:27:35,675 --> 00:27:38,999
- He's in trouble.
- Then you know about it?
321
00:27:39,187 --> 00:27:40,745
About what?
322
00:27:41,615 --> 00:27:44,695
- The bank robbery.
- Why don't you lay off the kid?
323
00:27:44,939 --> 00:27:47,699
Every time somebody steals something
they blame it on him.
324
00:27:47,887 --> 00:27:49,840
And two times they've proved it.
325
00:27:50,019 --> 00:27:52,591
And twenty times they didn't.
326
00:27:52,704 --> 00:27:56,385
The best thing for him to do is
to give himself up and go out on bail.
327
00:27:56,553 --> 00:28:01,008
When things get tough and he hasn't a
chance, he can jump bail and beat it.
328
00:28:07,467 --> 00:28:11,035
- I don't think I need your help, Bill.
- Listen, Ruby.
329
00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:15,266
Your brother's in serious trouble.
For your sake and his I'll help him.
330
00:28:15,548 --> 00:28:17,219
Now come along with me.
331
00:28:17,576 --> 00:28:20,148
I've got a cab waiting outside.
332
00:28:26,651 --> 00:28:28,210
Sorry, this cab's taken.
333
00:28:30,389 --> 00:28:32,799
We're going to follow you,
so take it slow.
334
00:28:32,943 --> 00:28:34,069
And if we lose you...
335
00:28:34,210 --> 00:28:37,421
Call us at the station and tell us
where you took your passengers
336
00:28:37,628 --> 00:28:40,745
- and wait.
- Here he comes now, play drunk.
337
00:28:40,902 --> 00:28:44,376
I don't want to go.
I'm not going home.
338
00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:47,681
- My hat.
- It's not, what are you talking about.
339
00:28:47,832 --> 00:28:49,785
- I know my own hat.
- Now listen.
340
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:53,944
- I don't want...
- Thank you officers, have a cigar.
341
00:29:16,593 --> 00:29:20,618
- How would you like to make bubbles?
- What do you mean?
342
00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:25,350
You open that trap of yours and tell
those flat feet, I'll have one of my
343
00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:29,472
boyhood pals put you in a little bag
and drop you in the river.
344
00:29:29,829 --> 00:29:31,538
Then you'll make bubbles.
345
00:29:35,853 --> 00:29:39,759
- You scared that little fellow to death
- Yeah, but I gave him a big tip.
346
00:29:52,411 --> 00:29:53,535
Come in Sis.
347
00:29:58,973 --> 00:30:00,894
I was given the number of
the apartment across the hall.
348
00:30:01,003 --> 00:30:03,232
I rent it too.
Gives me a chance to pick my friends.
349
00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:04,882
Hello, Bill. How are you?
350
00:30:05,126 --> 00:30:06,467
He's in love.
351
00:30:06,703 --> 00:30:08,516
Then you're worse off than I am.
352
00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:10,945
Don't pay any attention
to Ruby, she's jealous.
353
00:30:11,072 --> 00:30:12,631
I'm heartbroken.
354
00:30:12,776 --> 00:30:14,407
Why don't you two get together?
355
00:30:14,516 --> 00:30:17,017
We get together on bails
and that's enough for me.
356
00:30:17,108 --> 00:30:20,072
I've a feeling you're going
to get together on my bail, pretty soon.
357
00:30:20,162 --> 00:30:22,374
So you did rob that bank?
358
00:30:22,573 --> 00:30:24,368
After all your promises.
359
00:30:24,567 --> 00:30:26,470
Well you see, it was like this.
360
00:30:26,543 --> 00:30:28,211
I just happened by that bank...
361
00:30:28,319 --> 00:30:31,619
There are only about 12 people
in town who won't believe your story.
362
00:30:31,764 --> 00:30:33,486
And they'll be on your jury.
363
00:30:33,685 --> 00:30:35,625
Have you got a good alibi?
364
00:30:35,788 --> 00:30:37,147
Just fair.
365
00:30:37,274 --> 00:30:39,993
The fellow at the bank who
gave me the bonds won't recognize me.
366
00:30:40,091 --> 00:30:42,774
- How d'you know?
- He didn't this morning.
367
00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:44,964
You went back to that bank?
368
00:30:45,091 --> 00:30:47,103
Yes, just to try him out.
369
00:30:49,785 --> 00:30:52,939
You're still the best thief
in the world, Drury.
370
00:30:54,355 --> 00:30:56,493
Did you know they found
one of your gloves?
371
00:30:56,765 --> 00:31:00,028
Probably that whole case rests
on a glove four sizes too large.
372
00:31:00,210 --> 00:31:03,672
- And a bank teller doesn't recognize me
- But they're looking for you
373
00:31:03,832 --> 00:31:08,182
My advice is to give yourself up.
I'll go see how much bail they want.
374
00:31:08,418 --> 00:31:11,337
OK, but they've
got to make it reasonable.
375
00:31:11,445 --> 00:31:12,823
In case I have to jump it.
376
00:31:12,910 --> 00:31:17,206
How about 50,000 for
a half million dollar robbery?
377
00:31:17,387 --> 00:31:18,294
OK.
378
00:31:18,439 --> 00:31:20,686
Between you and me,
I'll be lucky to break even.
379
00:31:20,759 --> 00:31:23,164
Most of those bonds were registered.
380
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:27,877
Well, that's over.
Let's talk about something pleasant.
381
00:31:28,167 --> 00:31:30,469
See any difference in Bill?
382
00:31:30,741 --> 00:31:34,249
- He's got a lot of confidence.
- That's plain swell headedness.
383
00:31:34,738 --> 00:31:36,261
He's gone society.
384
00:31:36,406 --> 00:31:39,433
- I hear she's a pip. Don't blame him.
- You're right.
385
00:31:39,532 --> 00:31:42,596
I'm for any guy who can take a perfumed
$20 bill from a woman's stocking
386
00:31:42,732 --> 00:31:45,632
- and run it into a half a million.
- Yeah.
387
00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:49,167
And I can still remember
the name of the perfume.
388
00:31:49,276 --> 00:31:50,581
Sweet pea.
389
00:32:12,651 --> 00:32:16,487
Well, you're in the limelight again.
Isn't that thrilling?
390
00:32:19,188 --> 00:32:22,052
You shouldn't be running around
with a fellow like me.
391
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:25,197
You're the most interesting
man I've ever met.
392
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,441
- Don't you kid me.
- I will if I want to.
393
00:32:30,974 --> 00:32:33,711
What do you go around with me for?
394
00:32:34,962 --> 00:32:37,627
'Cos I like the way
you act toward me.
395
00:32:38,533 --> 00:32:42,702
Knowing you has opened the door to
a phase of life that fascinates me.
396
00:32:43,155 --> 00:32:45,492
People you know
are guilty of everything...
397
00:32:45,673 --> 00:32:47,214
But dullness.
398
00:32:48,773 --> 00:32:52,543
How do men in society act
toward a girl when they go out?
399
00:32:53,159 --> 00:32:57,483
First they tell you about their tailors,
then their powerful athletics,
400
00:32:57,555 --> 00:33:00,141
their affairs with follies girls
401
00:33:00,776 --> 00:33:04,419
Last but not least,
they all quote Peggy Jordan.
402
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:17,389
Let's go over to the paddock,
look at your dog shall we?
403
00:33:17,444 --> 00:33:20,553
Isn't it exciting
to race your own dog?
404
00:33:23,344 --> 00:33:26,390
It was wonderful of you
to give me Boojum.
405
00:33:29,072 --> 00:33:30,921
Which one's Boojum?
406
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:34,429
Here he comes no. Number 7.
There he is.
407
00:33:34,592 --> 00:33:36,749
Isn't my dog beautiful?
408
00:33:37,021 --> 00:33:40,320
Why d'they put 7 on him.
Why not number 1?
409
00:33:46,717 --> 00:33:49,908
My dog's the best looking
one on the track.
410
00:34:19,102 --> 00:34:22,075
Get that rabbit
and I'll get you a real one.
411
00:34:27,544 --> 00:34:29,248
There you go!
412
00:34:46,497 --> 00:34:48,763
Where did you get that mutt?
413
00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:56,622
- Hello my little man?
- Hi, Drury. Won't you join us?
414
00:34:56,785 --> 00:35:00,791
- No thanks. Got a couple of ladies
with me. - Bring them along.
415
00:35:01,008 --> 00:35:04,434
- They might embarrass the young lady.
- Thank you.
416
00:35:05,613 --> 00:35:07,534
Pardon me, I have to go now.
417
00:35:08,894 --> 00:35:12,392
- Come back won't you.
- I'm a cinch.
418
00:35:15,809 --> 00:35:19,217
- I wonder what this guy's racket is?
- What do you care?
419
00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:21,483
He promised us $5 didn't he?
420
00:35:22,582 --> 00:35:25,500
Who is he.
He's awfully attractive isn't he?
421
00:35:25,736 --> 00:35:29,670
Don't have anything with that guy.
That's Drury, the bank robber.
422
00:35:29,942 --> 00:35:31,355
Really?
423
00:35:31,772 --> 00:35:34,751
I'll go make a bet with you
for the next race.
424
00:36:15,189 --> 00:36:18,307
- I got your message.
- I didn't send any message.
425
00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:20,446
- You didn't?
- Well, goodbye.
426
00:36:20,516 --> 00:36:24,214
- Where you going?
- Out and chase that rabbit.
427
00:36:24,504 --> 00:36:26,987
You've a lovely sense of humour.
428
00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:31,672
What did Bill tell you about me?
429
00:36:31,835 --> 00:36:36,149
- Amazing things.
- Bill's a great admirer of mine.
430
00:36:36,385 --> 00:36:40,499
- Must we talk about Mr. Bailey?
- No, let's talk about me.
431
00:36:41,266 --> 00:36:44,076
Alright. Let's talk about you.
432
00:36:44,475 --> 00:36:46,795
How does it feel to rob a bank?
433
00:36:48,553 --> 00:36:51,417
Oh, hello Bill.
I thought you'd gone home.
434
00:36:52,324 --> 00:36:54,490
Look like you didn't have
a winner in the last race.
435
00:36:54,658 --> 00:36:56,670
My Boojum came in last
436
00:36:56,987 --> 00:36:59,217
I'll get you the winner in the next.
437
00:36:59,416 --> 00:37:02,298
- Just a big shot.
- I do alright.
438
00:37:02,534 --> 00:37:04,628
Bill's doing alright too.
439
00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:08,017
Don't pay any attention to me.
I just brought you here.
440
00:37:09,504 --> 00:37:11,987
I love you when you're angry.
441
00:37:12,767 --> 00:37:16,066
I can see you don't
appreciate his sense of humour.
442
00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:19,600
I appreciate Bill thoroughly.
443
00:37:22,011 --> 00:37:24,168
Let's go make a bet.
444
00:37:34,198 --> 00:37:36,519
Be a cad and tell me all about Bill.
445
00:37:36,809 --> 00:37:39,582
Bill doesn't appeal to me that way.
446
00:37:40,736 --> 00:37:44,488
- What's the winner in the next race.
- I'll bet on a black dog.
447
00:37:44,705 --> 00:37:46,971
Called Change Your Luck.
448
00:37:47,152 --> 00:37:50,941
Silly superstition like
wishing on a load of new mown hay.
449
00:37:52,192 --> 00:37:55,708
- How d'you like to get interested
in me? - I'd love it.
450
00:37:56,171 --> 00:37:58,092
Call me soon.
451
00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:01,491
Talbert's in the phone book.
452
00:38:01,633 --> 00:38:03,265
T... A... L...
453
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,799
B.. A... R...
454
00:38:11,404 --> 00:38:14,684
I want to send three dozen roses
to Miss Elaine Talbert.
455
00:38:14,757 --> 00:38:18,237
- What's the address?
- It's in the phone book.
456
00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:30,175
There are about 12 Talberts listed.
457
00:38:30,338 --> 00:38:32,332
Well, send them all roses.
458
00:38:32,459 --> 00:38:35,812
- Why not call up first to make sure?
- I don't want to be sure.
459
00:38:35,884 --> 00:38:37,389
I'm in love.
460
00:38:44,413 --> 00:38:48,709
Don't let it get you down.
You've never played this course before.
461
00:38:49,225 --> 00:38:51,201
- Have a drink?
- No thanks.
462
00:38:51,401 --> 00:38:54,814
- I've got to make an important call.
- I'll make one too.
463
00:39:03,254 --> 00:39:06,825
Largemont 72310
464
00:39:08,493 --> 00:39:11,883
Largemont 72310 please.
465
00:39:12,656 --> 00:39:16,372
Let me speak with Miss Talbert.
Mr. Drury calling.
466
00:39:17,949 --> 00:39:19,671
Line is busy?
467
00:39:22,797 --> 00:39:25,553
- Hello sweetheart.
- Flowers are beautiful.
468
00:39:25,752 --> 00:39:29,178
- Sweet of you to send them.
- Glad you liked them.
469
00:39:33,965 --> 00:39:36,938
Largemont 72310 please.
470
00:39:37,953 --> 00:39:40,871
I'm not going to wait
to ask you when you can see me.
471
00:39:40,944 --> 00:39:42,738
How about tonight?
472
00:39:42,987 --> 00:39:45,797
I have a date,
but I might break it.
473
00:39:45,888 --> 00:39:49,586
- Why don't you ask me?
- OK, break it.
474
00:39:49,749 --> 00:39:51,561
Call for me at 7:00.
475
00:39:52,821 --> 00:39:56,091
Well, the same address
that you sent the flowers too.
476
00:39:56,743 --> 00:39:58,882
Still busy? Thank you.
477
00:39:59,208 --> 00:40:01,565
OK honey, I'll be seeing you.
478
00:40:04,895 --> 00:40:07,396
- Did you make your call?
- No, the line was busy.
479
00:40:07,541 --> 00:40:09,535
Maybe we were calling the same party.
480
00:40:09,734 --> 00:40:11,311
Not a chance.
481
00:40:21,291 --> 00:40:24,754
Well, Mr. District Attorney.
How about making it a foursome?
482
00:40:24,835 --> 00:40:29,095
Get that guy away from me.
People'll think we're doing business.
483
00:40:30,517 --> 00:40:33,690
It won't be the first business
discussed on a golf course.
484
00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:38,747
Got some new evidence on Drury. Maybe
I'll call him in and double his bail.
485
00:40:39,327 --> 00:40:40,795
Quiet please.
486
00:40:50,969 --> 00:40:52,129
20 cents.
487
00:40:53,180 --> 00:40:54,377
Thank you.
488
00:41:16,870 --> 00:41:20,061
- Aren't you coming up?
- Not tonight
489
00:41:20,713 --> 00:41:22,689
I'm not going to ask you again?
490
00:41:23,487 --> 00:41:26,550
- Don't be angry with me.
- OK.
491
00:41:28,894 --> 00:41:31,975
- Good night.
- Aren't you going to kiss me?
492
00:41:32,392 --> 00:41:33,770
What for?
493
00:41:34,712 --> 00:41:37,522
If that's the way you feel about it...
494
00:41:39,585 --> 00:41:40,909
Elaine?
495
00:41:50,238 --> 00:41:52,812
- You hurt my lip.
- Did I?
496
00:42:13,168 --> 00:42:16,449
My goodness, you look
like a chorus boy. Hold up.
497
00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:25,607
- What's on your mind Bill?
- Bad news, kid.
498
00:42:25,759 --> 00:42:29,657
The D.A. located the girl you had
in your car the day of the robbery.
499
00:42:29,765 --> 00:42:33,608
I suppose that's what I get
for giving her the air lately.
500
00:42:33,901 --> 00:42:36,420
One more conviction means...
501
00:42:36,602 --> 00:42:38,106
life for you.
502
00:42:39,085 --> 00:42:42,873
If you want to stand trial, OK.
But your best bet is to...
503
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,266
Jump bail and go out of the country.
504
00:42:45,408 --> 00:42:48,000
You're right Bill.
I'm on my way.
505
00:42:48,127 --> 00:42:51,444
I'll send $50,000 in gold bonds
over to your office tomorrow.
506
00:42:51,535 --> 00:42:53,800
- That'll cover my bail.
- OK.
507
00:42:53,918 --> 00:42:56,819
I'll stall as long as I can
when they send for you.
508
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,849
I think I'll go to Russia.
509
00:42:59,973 --> 00:43:03,634
- They'll put you to work there.
- I'll get by on a diplomatic passport.
510
00:43:04,770 --> 00:43:06,800
You head for
Jack Sheldon's place in Dallas.
511
00:43:06,981 --> 00:43:11,313
Stay away from airports, hotels,
railroad stations and Turkish baths.
512
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,416
Get a cheap car and drive slow.
513
00:43:13,779 --> 00:43:17,114
And don't stop at Autocare.
Liable to get picked up by a deputy.
514
00:43:17,241 --> 00:43:21,428
- In other words don't stop at all.
- That's right. Just keep going.
515
00:43:27,582 --> 00:43:31,080
Go to the depot and get 2 tickets
for Montreal under your own name.
516
00:43:31,233 --> 00:43:33,208
Then take a plane for New York.
517
00:43:33,317 --> 00:43:35,347
But only get a ticket
as far as Toledo.
518
00:43:35,438 --> 00:43:38,211
Pay the rest of the fare
to New York on the train.
519
00:43:39,154 --> 00:43:40,573
D'you think they'll follow me?
520
00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:43,800
If more than one person knows I love you
the D. A. knows it by now.
521
00:43:43,963 --> 00:43:47,479
This'll be the most exciting honeymoon
a girl ever had.
522
00:43:48,585 --> 00:43:50,434
I hope it's the longest.
523
00:43:50,543 --> 00:43:53,461
If it only lasts a day,
I won't regret it.
524
00:43:53,733 --> 00:43:55,147
And Elaine...
525
00:43:55,698 --> 00:43:59,759
Take these bonds over to Bailey's.
They'll make good the bail I'm jumping.
526
00:43:59,868 --> 00:44:02,858
In this briefcase are
$300,000 of registered bonds.
527
00:44:02,913 --> 00:44:05,088
Destroy them.
They're no good to anyone.
528
00:44:05,263 --> 00:44:08,090
Except the people
they're registered to.
529
00:44:08,852 --> 00:44:11,698
Will I see you again
before I go?
530
00:44:13,195 --> 00:44:16,078
Not until we meet
at the bridal suite at the plaza.
531
00:44:16,186 --> 00:44:18,035
You do love me don't you?
532
00:44:22,274 --> 00:44:24,558
What else matters?
Nothing.
533
00:44:26,063 --> 00:44:28,673
Tell me that nothing else matters.
534
00:44:35,150 --> 00:44:36,636
Nothing else matters.
535
00:44:42,343 --> 00:44:44,790
- Any message Miss Talbert?
- Give this to Mr. Bailey.
536
00:44:44,881 --> 00:44:47,528
- With many thanks from Drury.
- Very well.
537
00:44:52,692 --> 00:44:55,918
- Is Mr. Bailey in?
- No he isn't. What can I do for you?
538
00:44:56,009 --> 00:45:00,106
Give him this and say it's from
Mr. Drury with many thanks.
539
00:45:08,353 --> 00:45:09,857
Mr. Bailey!
540
00:45:10,673 --> 00:45:13,120
- Anything new?
- Drury sent over a briefcase.
541
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,951
Where is it?
542
00:45:16,148 --> 00:45:18,359
- Miss Talbert call up?
- No, Sir.
543
00:45:18,554 --> 00:45:22,415
And I've left your name
with the butler almost a dozen times.
544
00:45:25,279 --> 00:45:28,959
Get Drury on the phone.
Caledonia 34721.
545
00:45:35,711 --> 00:45:39,354
Registered.
Not worth the paper they're written on.
546
00:45:45,182 --> 00:45:49,913
Extra, read all about it!
547
00:45:50,349 --> 00:45:51,889
Don't talk that way, Bill.
548
00:45:51,944 --> 00:45:55,025
My brother wouldn't cheat you
out of a cent. He's not built that way.
549
00:45:55,170 --> 00:45:57,672
If you bring him back
you're making a big mistake.
550
00:45:57,726 --> 00:46:01,388
I'm always making mistakes
and they're always big ones.
551
00:46:01,627 --> 00:46:05,633
Which hurts you the most?
Losing Elaine or losing the 50,000?
552
00:46:05,778 --> 00:46:08,660
- What do you mean?
- Just what I said.
553
00:46:10,219 --> 00:46:12,666
He's telling everyone
how he made a chump out of me?
554
00:46:12,847 --> 00:46:15,548
No one in this town
made a chump out of Bill Bailey.
555
00:46:15,639 --> 00:46:19,246
- You're making a chump out of
yourself, right now, Bill - Yeah?
556
00:46:19,373 --> 00:46:22,962
Well, I'm bringing the little rat back.
557
00:46:23,342 --> 00:46:25,463
And I expected that of you.
558
00:46:25,572 --> 00:46:29,614
Remember thieves made you and
thieves can break you, you copper.
559
00:46:31,282 --> 00:46:34,037
So you're calling me a copper?
560
00:46:34,146 --> 00:46:37,463
Well I am, whaddaya think of that?
And I always will be.
561
00:46:37,662 --> 00:46:40,960
Never saw a thief yet
that wouldn't steal from his own mother.
562
00:46:41,050 --> 00:46:45,854
I used to think the lowest men of all
were those who took money from girls.
563
00:46:47,413 --> 00:46:49,824
You make your money
in a nice clean way.
564
00:46:49,914 --> 00:46:53,322
When they open my safe
they won't find watches and rings
565
00:46:53,467 --> 00:46:56,259
taken from poor, half starved girls.
566
00:46:56,549 --> 00:47:00,718
Nor deeds to homes taken from
mothers and wives whose men are in jail.
567
00:47:00,954 --> 00:47:03,582
Every dollar you made
was wrung from somebody's heart.
568
00:47:04,169 --> 00:47:06,381
You're nothing but a blood sucker.
569
00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:09,408
You've one chance
to prove yourself a regular guy.
570
00:47:09,481 --> 00:47:12,018
You do what every other
bail bondsman would do.
571
00:47:12,308 --> 00:47:14,121
Turn policeman.
572
00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:18,270
Get out, Ruby.
573
00:47:18,488 --> 00:47:21,515
Get out before I break your neck.
574
00:47:31,567 --> 00:47:35,518
Suppose you go down to the
police station and get yourself a club.
575
00:47:46,356 --> 00:47:48,404
I guess you all know why I called you.
576
00:47:48,526 --> 00:47:50,665
We heard something, Ruby.
577
00:47:51,137 --> 00:47:53,529
You haven't heard the half of it.
578
00:47:54,037 --> 00:47:55,995
Here's a guy I picked up
out of the gutter.
579
00:47:56,122 --> 00:47:58,895
A copper thrown of the force
10 years ago for petty graft.
580
00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:01,232
I felt for the guy because...
581
00:48:01,467 --> 00:48:03,860
Well, he had a streak in him
that I liked.
582
00:48:04,023 --> 00:48:06,362
He had a swell personality.
583
00:48:06,942 --> 00:48:10,132
I didn't have you come over here
to tell you the nice things about him.
584
00:48:10,730 --> 00:48:14,211
I asked you all over her
to tell you how wrong Bailey is.
585
00:48:14,374 --> 00:48:17,020
He turned my Brother in
over a girl.
586
00:48:17,202 --> 00:48:21,522
My brother's a two time loser
and this time he'll go up for life.
587
00:48:22,483 --> 00:48:26,725
Fellows, you all know the kid.
You all know how regular he is.
588
00:48:27,486 --> 00:48:30,658
When he left he gave
Bill 50,000 in gold securities.
589
00:48:30,833 --> 00:48:33,461
Bill came to me
and pretended they were worthless.
590
00:48:33,661 --> 00:48:37,268
I offered to make good Drury's bail
and Bill refused.
591
00:48:38,990 --> 00:48:41,383
Go figure it out for yourselves.
592
00:48:41,780 --> 00:48:44,136
What you want me to do, Ruby?
593
00:48:44,245 --> 00:48:46,021
Have him killed?
594
00:48:50,953 --> 00:48:52,422
No...
595
00:48:52,820 --> 00:48:54,289
Just break him.
596
00:48:54,833 --> 00:48:58,820
I'll frame him in steel
for the rest of his natural life.
597
00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:06,947
- Hello, George.
- What's new Mike?
598
00:49:07,128 --> 00:49:10,083
Everything's always new.
Come here a minute.
599
00:49:10,867 --> 00:49:13,839
- You're out on bail aren't you?
- Yeah, 25,000.
600
00:49:13,966 --> 00:49:15,634
- Who went on your bond?
- Bill Bailey.
601
00:49:15,761 --> 00:49:18,099
- Good. We want you to jump it.
- Why?
602
00:49:18,190 --> 00:49:21,852
Charlie's put the finger on Bailey. He's
getting all the boys to run out on him.
603
00:49:21,924 --> 00:49:24,226
Bailey'll have to make
good on the bonds.
604
00:49:24,317 --> 00:49:28,504
This time tomorrow, Bailey won't have
enough dough to get his pants pressed.
605
00:49:28,698 --> 00:49:30,728
Tell Charlie he's still the boss.
606
00:49:30,873 --> 00:49:33,012
How many fellows
has he got out on bail?
607
00:49:33,157 --> 00:49:36,112
- 10 or 12.
- Tell 'em to jump.
608
00:49:37,109 --> 00:49:38,269
OK.
609
00:49:38,541 --> 00:49:41,351
I heard that Charlie
wanted to break Bailey.
610
00:49:41,496 --> 00:49:45,212
- Know the reason?
- Listen Joe, you know me...
611
00:49:45,481 --> 00:49:48,181
My friends don't
have to have reasons.
612
00:49:49,930 --> 00:49:51,652
Bill Bailey's on the phone again.
613
00:49:51,815 --> 00:49:55,259
Tell him to take the receiver and...
614
00:49:55,413 --> 00:49:56,827
hang up on it.
615
00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:07,800
I told him.
616
00:50:11,130 --> 00:50:14,828
Can you imagine getting $500 to blow
a safe and touch nothing in it?
617
00:50:14,955 --> 00:50:17,347
There's something in it alright.
Charlie's no fool.
618
00:50:17,492 --> 00:50:19,142
He knows what he's doing.
619
00:50:41,504 --> 00:50:43,607
One of the sweetest frame-ups
I've ever heard.
620
00:50:43,661 --> 00:50:46,417
- I don't understand.
- Don't you see?
621
00:50:46,652 --> 00:50:49,679
The underworld blows Bailey's safe
and touches nothing in it.
622
00:50:49,788 --> 00:50:53,812
Naturally our officers hear
the explosion and investigate.
623
00:50:55,081 --> 00:50:56,713
And find these.
624
00:50:57,130 --> 00:51:00,392
300,000 in registered bonds.
625
00:51:00,592 --> 00:51:03,220
From the Walnut National Bank holdup.
626
00:51:03,401 --> 00:51:06,338
Better keep them for Exhibit A.
627
00:51:06,610 --> 00:51:08,722
Looks like we'll have to indict Bailey
628
00:51:08,885 --> 00:51:12,111
for having stolen property
in his possession.
629
00:51:12,764 --> 00:51:14,721
But it cinches our case against Drury.
630
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,601
- I want to see the managing editor
- He's busy.
631
00:51:23,727 --> 00:51:26,048
Not half as busy
as when I get in there.
632
00:51:26,138 --> 00:51:29,002
Just tell him
Bill Bailey wants to talk to him.
633
00:51:38,379 --> 00:51:42,766
Please go right in, Mr. Bailey.
The office at the end of the hall.
634
00:51:42,847 --> 00:51:43,500
Thanks.
635
00:51:50,043 --> 00:51:51,584
Hello, Henry.
636
00:51:59,204 --> 00:52:01,144
I put Ed Smith
where he is today.
637
00:52:01,271 --> 00:52:03,156
Made him candidate for Mayor.
638
00:52:03,265 --> 00:52:05,766
When I asked him for help,
he turned me down.
639
00:52:05,857 --> 00:52:08,848
I fronted for the underworld
in this town for 15 years.
640
00:52:08,975 --> 00:52:12,020
Now they've turned against me.
They want a fight! I'll give them one.
641
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:13,796
I'll give them a fight
they'll never forget.
642
00:52:13,887 --> 00:52:17,712
- Want to come over on our side of
the fence? - That's why I'm here!
643
00:52:19,815 --> 00:52:21,392
Get me the Mayor on the phone.
644
00:52:21,573 --> 00:52:25,543
- Clem Davis hasn't been such
a bad Mayor. - Honest but dumb.
645
00:52:26,250 --> 00:52:29,803
I'll get the keys to the Mayor's
summer house. Go there with you.
646
00:52:29,911 --> 00:52:33,872
We'll blast Mr. Ed Smith and his under-
world boyfriends right out of this town.
647
00:52:33,963 --> 00:52:35,195
OK.
648
00:53:02,083 --> 00:53:03,153
Charlie.
649
00:53:03,352 --> 00:53:05,636
I'm going to ask you
to do me a big favour.
650
00:53:05,836 --> 00:53:08,591
And when I ask you, I guess
you'll think I'm just plain crazy.
651
00:53:08,691 --> 00:53:10,268
You name it and I'll do it.
652
00:53:11,881 --> 00:53:14,201
Call off this fight with Bailey.
653
00:53:14,292 --> 00:53:17,627
I started the whole thing.
Let me go to him and straighten him out.
654
00:53:17,754 --> 00:53:20,256
Sorry, Ruby.
It's gone too far.
655
00:53:20,419 --> 00:53:23,899
Bailey's got the boys up against
the wall, fighting for their lives.
656
00:53:24,028 --> 00:53:27,509
There's only one thing you can do
to a guy like that.
657
00:53:29,974 --> 00:53:32,562
Then you'll have to count me out.
658
00:53:33,034 --> 00:53:34,738
Just as you say, Ruby.
659
00:53:34,846 --> 00:53:37,239
You can go and
tell Bailey what I said.
660
00:53:37,329 --> 00:53:41,172
I know you're stuck on the rat
and I wouldn't get sore.
661
00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:44,664
Well, you know
I wouldn't do that, Charlie.
662
00:53:56,102 --> 00:53:57,479
Not a chance.
663
00:53:57,642 --> 00:54:02,265
There are cops ahead of him,
cops with him and cops behind him.
664
00:54:04,023 --> 00:54:05,999
I've got an idea.
665
00:54:08,527 --> 00:54:11,862
He goes to that pool hall,
next to his office.
666
00:54:12,008 --> 00:54:14,962
- Every noon, for a game of pool.
- Forget it.
667
00:54:15,089 --> 00:54:17,518
Ruby, I'll see you later.
668
00:54:28,021 --> 00:54:30,124
The place is filled with law sometimes.
669
00:54:30,247 --> 00:54:32,749
All the coppers from the court house
hang out there.
670
00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:35,685
But I've got a different idea.
671
00:54:35,848 --> 00:54:38,386
The best one I've ever had.
672
00:54:38,513 --> 00:54:41,621
- And I've had some good ones.
- It'd better be good.
673
00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:45,283
- He's making suckers out of us.
- It is. Listen.
674
00:55:05,499 --> 00:55:07,620
Think it will work?
675
00:55:07,801 --> 00:55:09,469
Walk over to the window.
676
00:55:25,596 --> 00:55:28,206
I want to see Mr. Drury.
I'm an old friend of his.
677
00:55:28,333 --> 00:55:32,104
- I've just arrived from New York.
- And what's your name?
678
00:55:32,484 --> 00:55:34,206
Miss Elaine.
679
00:55:35,203 --> 00:55:37,505
Joe, send for Drury.
680
00:55:39,425 --> 00:55:42,470
You mean to say you're willing
to go through that for me?
681
00:55:42,634 --> 00:55:45,588
I'm mad as a March hare
and I'm glad of it.
682
00:55:46,168 --> 00:55:48,108
But I do love you.
683
00:55:54,792 --> 00:55:56,732
I've got a gun in my pocket book.
684
00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:58,898
And I've hidden those bonds
you told me to give Bailey.
685
00:55:58,970 --> 00:56:00,855
We'll have plenty of money.
686
00:56:00,982 --> 00:56:03,502
You mean you didn't
give those bonds to Bailey?
687
00:56:03,634 --> 00:56:06,190
No, I kept them for you.
I knew Dad would cut me off.
688
00:56:06,299 --> 00:56:08,329
And you can't live without money.
689
00:56:08,583 --> 00:56:11,211
Why you dirty little bag!
690
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:12,843
Get out of my sight!
691
00:56:13,323 --> 00:56:15,317
I gotta get out of here!
Let me out of here!
692
00:56:15,363 --> 00:56:17,719
I've got to get in touch with my sister.
I've found out something important.
693
00:56:17,819 --> 00:56:21,208
It means life or death to somebody.
694
00:56:22,324 --> 00:56:25,804
- Stop your squawking.
- Let me get to a telephone.
695
00:56:25,949 --> 00:56:28,722
It's a matter of life and death.
You've got to let me out of here.
696
00:56:29,212 --> 00:56:33,388
I've got to get in touch with my sister.
I've got to get to a phone.
697
00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:03,795
How about a table, Bob?
698
00:57:03,885 --> 00:57:08,943
They're all pretty busy,
but this'll be ready in a few minutes.
699
00:57:19,628 --> 00:57:21,785
Here's your chow.
Remember, no talking.
700
00:58:23,663 --> 00:58:26,672
Hey, come and get this chow.
I can't eat it.
701
00:58:31,023 --> 00:58:34,050
Look at the bottom of that
before you wash it.
702
00:58:40,433 --> 00:58:43,805
Let's play rotation today, Bill.
My break.
703
00:58:48,773 --> 00:58:51,075
Not so lucky, that time.
704
00:59:00,368 --> 00:59:01,673
Hello?
705
00:59:02,453 --> 00:59:04,229
Yes, this is Ruby.
706
00:59:05,190 --> 00:59:06,567
Yes, I'm alone.
707
00:59:10,147 --> 00:59:12,050
What was the message?
708
00:59:13,573 --> 00:59:15,132
Read it again.
709
00:59:17,170 --> 00:59:18,457
Thanks.
710
00:59:18,711 --> 00:59:21,738
Jessica, get my hat and furs.
711
00:59:27,629 --> 00:59:30,276
Hello, Charlie. This is Ruby.
712
00:59:30,801 --> 00:59:33,212
Drury just got a message
to me from the jail.
713
00:59:33,412 --> 00:59:34,409
Bill was framed.
714
00:59:34,952 --> 00:59:37,073
I'm afraid it's too late, Ruby.
715
00:59:37,182 --> 00:59:40,771
I just got a call from the pool hall.
Everything is set.
716
00:59:40,898 --> 00:59:44,614
And besides, how do I know
you aren't just fronting for Bailey?
717
00:59:44,948 --> 00:59:46,597
You go to...
718
00:59:51,473 --> 00:59:53,794
Three ball, I think, Bill.
719
01:00:26,491 --> 01:00:30,025
- Hurry, will you please hurry.
- Sorry, but the signal's against me.
720
01:00:30,207 --> 01:00:32,871
Go ahead.
I'll give you $50 if you make it.
721
01:00:37,455 --> 01:00:39,956
Excuse me Mr. Bailey.
Miss Talbert's back in town.
722
01:00:40,029 --> 01:00:41,932
She's on the phone now.
723
01:00:42,059 --> 01:00:45,068
Tell her she's got the wrong number.
724
01:00:56,116 --> 01:00:58,074
Just barely see it.
725
01:01:02,251 --> 01:01:04,082
Six next, Bill.
726
01:01:07,354 --> 01:01:09,438
Go on. I'll make it a hundred.
727
01:01:28,376 --> 01:01:31,747
Looks like we drove
all the boys away.
728
01:01:31,972 --> 01:01:33,259
Yeah.
729
01:01:33,857 --> 01:01:37,718
Guess I'm poison
since I made the headlines.
730
01:01:39,277 --> 01:01:42,376
Looks like I'm behind the 8 ball.
731
01:01:53,884 --> 01:01:56,766
You're going great.
8 ball next.
732
01:02:30,726 --> 01:02:33,521
Ruby, are you hurt sweetheart?
733
01:02:33,757 --> 01:02:37,690
- I'm glad you're passing. - Come inside
until you've pulled yourself together.
734
01:02:37,854 --> 01:02:41,606
It's a wonder you weren't killed.
When the doctor comes, send him in.
735
01:02:41,787 --> 01:02:43,835
How do you feel?
736
01:02:47,008 --> 01:02:49,092
- Where's Mr. Bailey?
- I don't know.
737
01:02:49,201 --> 01:02:51,956
- I've got to see him.
- He's not in to you.
738
01:02:52,138 --> 01:02:53,289
But you don't realise.
739
01:02:53,397 --> 01:02:57,023
He's the only man in the whole world
who understands me.
740
01:02:58,004 --> 01:03:01,412
- What table were you playing at?
- Right over here.
741
01:03:03,206 --> 01:03:05,508
Here's where we were playing.
742
01:03:06,705 --> 01:03:09,152
There's enough junk in that
to blow you to pieces.
743
01:03:12,278 --> 01:03:14,000
Are you kidding?
744
01:03:47,295 --> 01:03:48,564
What's the matter?
745
01:03:48,772 --> 01:03:51,745
I've just had the most horrible
experience I've had in my whole life.
746
01:03:51,854 --> 01:03:53,286
What happened?
747
01:03:54,037 --> 01:03:56,684
I went upstairs to answer this ad.
748
01:03:56,811 --> 01:04:00,781
A man named Johnson told me he wanted
a model to pose for his art studies.
749
01:04:01,016 --> 01:04:03,626
I had to fight my way
out of the office.
750
01:04:03,804 --> 01:04:07,611
Nothing so horrible happened
to me in my whole life.
751
01:04:08,227 --> 01:04:10,856
My arm, it's bruised black and blue.
752
01:04:12,396 --> 01:04:15,206
He struck me.
Look at my jaw.
753
01:04:15,749 --> 01:04:18,994
- What d'you say his name was?
- Johnson.
754
01:04:19,846 --> 01:04:21,604
Give me that ad.
755
01:04:23,109 --> 01:04:24,758
You know honey...
756
01:04:24,885 --> 01:04:29,616
I'll never get behind another
8 ball again as long as I live.
757
01:04:29,820 --> 01:04:32,575
You'll always be getting
behind an 8 ball darling.
758
01:04:33,282 --> 01:04:36,110
And I'll always be pulling you out.
759
01:04:36,654 --> 01:04:39,246
Remember that old saying about Barnum?
760
01:04:39,427 --> 01:04:40,642
Sure.
761
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:43,089
Barnum was always right.
762
01:04:44,267 --> 01:04:45,554
Well, don't forget.
763
01:04:45,956 --> 01:04:49,835
Behind every Barnum,
there was always a Bailey.
764
01:05:00,704 --> 01:05:03,641
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