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okay
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at least you got your stuff out of this
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place right mm-hmm we shared a sonicare
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and
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it's one charging station and two brush
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heads so you got to keep it oh both
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brush heads even your used one i'm sh
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yeah i'm sure he'll place it with a
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younger one i'm really so sorry ollie
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i've had sex with nine guys on your life
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no in the past two weeks
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i have had sex with nine guys
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nine don't judge no no i was not going
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to judge you this is where i'm at right
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now hey holly and i was just surprised
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and
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impressed hi ross how are you
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it's nice to see you good to see you too
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what's new with you uh you heard patrick
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and i broke up yes
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i'm so sorry anna told me that's fine
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don't be do you want me to kill him for
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you oh can i think about it and get back
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to you sure sure cause i'll find him
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i'll kill him hard no problem okay well
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the harder the better in this case right
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is are we still talking about killing
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patrick or uh yeah
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generally sure rob
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dinner's almost ready
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and why don't you go change
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yes i will go change right now i have
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company of course company be right back
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do you want more wine
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yes i would love more wine you want more
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hey what do you think
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i think we should have a threesome with
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holly
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what
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seriously let's do this a threesome you
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i know i think we should just do this
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just say bucket get a little drunk do
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this you've never had a threesome no
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have you ever had a threesome no exactly
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oh you can't wear that wait wait holly
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you yeah
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oh first of all i totally saw you
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flirting i was not i saw that she went
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through a breakup i was being nice you
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got chemistry
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do you
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do you think this is a good idea
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you tell me i thought we were trying to
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place things up yeah should we talk
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about something like this first yeah
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okay let's talk about it okay do you you
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you want to put your mouth on her vagina
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i want to put my mouth on her vagina
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yeah
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but i want you to put your mouth on her
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vagina too
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yeah okay but don't don't couples
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usually break up with each other after
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they have threesomes yes
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that's because people get jealous but
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nobody's gonna get jealous here i mean
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because we all know each other we all
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love each other and it's just gonna be
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this like thing that we did this one
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time this nice night when we were young
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and fun yeah but is holly gonna be into
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it i mean she into threesomes is that
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her thing yeah i think she will be and
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maybe we might have to sell her on it
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but she likes you and yeah
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sexy you should tell your summer camp
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story about the makeup yeah you love the
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mega cat story don't you
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this is gonna be hot all right it's
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gonna be hot
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[Music]
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i know your earrings are so pretty i
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didn't notice them earlier okay you
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don't want to sit at the head of the
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table no come on you're the guest of
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honor no please i insist i'll wipe it
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down okay
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oh here
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oh yeah switch your room
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[Music]
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thank you honey
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welcome
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all right cheers
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cheers ginger yes
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so
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holly yes do you ever edit any books
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about the kamasutra
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no we're pretty just like coffee table
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books only but we did a good one about
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body piercing ooh the body yeah body
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purses are hot do you like body piercing
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wrong oh yeah yeah sure okay so um there
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was a guy who
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pierced the shaft of his penis and then
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one side of his scrotum and there was a
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chain connecting the two piercings so
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when he had an erection the chain got
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taught
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they were before and after this
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cool i love that
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uh rob you should tell your summer camp
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story that's so funny oh yeah sure sure
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um so when i was a teenager i went to
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this leadership camp for like high
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school kids and stuff and you know the
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hormones were just raging
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right so one day in the afternoon which
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is sort of like our off time
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a couple of us got together in a cabin
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four
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and decided to just start making out
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with each other
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you know boys kissing girls and there's
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a lot of heavy petting and uh
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just sort of making out
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with each other
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[Laughter]
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anyway we were also uh switching
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partners which was kind of fun so you
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know one minute i'm i'm kissing lena
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leonard and then the next minute i'm
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like full on dry humping careth altner
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it was awesome
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like two years ago she sent me a
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facebook a friend request
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and apparently she has some
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horrible
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debilitating neurological disease now
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and uh it said and i remember she had a
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status message it was like
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it's a good day today brushed my teeth
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without any help
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really horrible
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i made out with her that day
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anyway we all um
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ended up getting into trouble but
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from that day forth
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cabin 4 was known as the makeout cabin
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that is
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very sad
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please
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are trying to have a threesome with you
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oh um
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yeah sure why not
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okay
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would you ladies excuse me for just one
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minute i need to use the bathroom uh but
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i will be right back
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dinner is great terence alter are you
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kidding me it's all right shut
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it off
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man i wish i could like a spray tan or
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something or shave my back i feel like i
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don't look my best i've been drinking a
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lot
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forget it don't worry about it just get
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fired up
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just get out there be a man and do not
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this up do you understand do not
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this up this is threesome you've
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been thinking about this since you
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were 12 years old
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you know i don't normally like salad but
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this is just dressed so beautifully
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mm-hmm
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you have to tell me what's inside yeah
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that's right
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you know what i'm gonna
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oh okay sure i'll be right back
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hey what's going on
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oh i was just getting psyched up for the
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threesome
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what are you doing get back out to the
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dinner table what do i do i just go out
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there and i pull my pants down now we're
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gonna open a bottle of wine we're gonna
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move to the living room and then i pull
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my pants down the living room you can
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pull your pants down whenever you want
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we're having a threesome with holly
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okay this is what we talked about
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something to spice things up right right
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we're having a reason with holly it's
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gonna be awesome it's gonna be hot here
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with your mouth and our vagina that's
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right you really don't want to have a
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threesome with holly i don't want to
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either
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what do we do
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i don't want to go back out there i
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definitely don't want to go back out
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there she's your friend
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she might just go home
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