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Well, let's hear the results of your investigation.
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Right.
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A survey of locations in the Tomobiki
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Shopping District where snacking may occur
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TOP SECRET
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The shops where students are
likely to visit include:
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Akamaru Bakery, which serves
bread and ice cream.
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Ebiya, which serves taiyaki waffles.
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Cat Diner, which serves ramen and takoyaki.
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Zipang, which serves okonomiyaki.
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Kotobuki, which serves oden stew.
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Lucky, which serves crepes.
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That concludes my findings.
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I see.
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So, the plan is to place lookouts
near each of those, right?
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Yes.
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And if we catch anybody
who breaks the snacking rules...
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then we'll whip them into line
right then and there!
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Let's show those hoodlums
the error of their ways!
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Yeah!
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Right on!
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CLASS 2-4
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Hey everyone!
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Bad news.
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The rumors about the school cracking down
on snacking during lunch break this week...
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are all true.
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That sucks.
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The teachers are going to set up ambushes
near all our favorite spots.
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Man, why do they gotta ruin it?!
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What are we supposed to do now?
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Listen up!
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We're not gonna take this
sitting down, are we?!
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The teachers are nothing but tyrants!
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Yeah! Screw them!
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Nobody in their right mind waits until
lunch break to eat their lunch!
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I refuse to go hungry, dammit!
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Right on!
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Let's take the fight to them!
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Fair and square!
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YEAAAAAAAH!
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YEAAAAAAAH!
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Come on, Moroboshi!
What kind of answer was that?
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Oops. Did I get it wrong?
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We just went over this last week!
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Not long now...
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The bell's gonna ring.
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And then the battle will begin!
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Don't forget to do your homework!
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Yes sir.
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The Great Off-Campus Snack Battle
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RUSH
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Look, the school gate is wide open!
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Charge! Don't stop for anything!
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What the hell?!
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Mendo! You damn traitor!
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CIVILITY
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How could you choose to side with the teachers?!
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Heh. Because we are...
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SCHOOL
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SANCTIONED
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members of the Covert Civility Patrol!
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We were specially chosen to participate
in this week's crackdown
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Stupid turncoat!
We were specially chosen to participatein this week's crackdown
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Stupid turncoat!
as the elite of the elite!
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as the elite of the elite!
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CLENCH!
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It's time to make our teachers proud!
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We're kids who do the right thing!
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Don't cry.
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Let's give it everything we have!
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We're united by courage!
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What're those clowns doing over there?
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They're getting away in droves!
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We've totally got this!
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Cat Diner
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Something's up. I don't see any lookouts.
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Welcome, please come... uh.
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Pardon, miss.
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Have any of our teachers come by?
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N-no, they haven't.
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Sweet. I guess Mr. Onsen
must've forgotten about this place.
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I'm getting the tanuki udon!
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Fried rice here!
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Ramen for me!
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Me too!
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Coming right up!
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Hah! What a piece of cake!
Coming right up!
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Hah! What a piece of cake!
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So much for the school's big "crackdown".
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Curse you! This is too cruel!
So much for the school's big "crackdown".
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We appreciate your cooperation, ma'am.
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Just you wait, little brats!
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We're gonna bust the lot of you
the instant you start snacking!
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Thanks for waiting, here's your ramen.
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Something wrong?
You look kinda under the weather, miss.
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SQUEEZE!
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Hey! What's the big idea?!
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W-well, okay then...
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SKIDDOO
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I see how it is.
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That lady must have the hots for me.
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Tough call.
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I mean, she's gotta be
the same age as my mom...
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What the?!
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RUN FOR IT
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WHAMO!
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You're busted.
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Crap, it's Mr. Onsen!
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Myaaaao!
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Cheese it!
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Now's your chance! Run for it, kids!
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Man, that was a dirty trick!
Get back here, myaooo!
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Run faster!
Stop! Let go of me!
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Stop! Let go of me!
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Cut it out!
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Hey! The way to Akamaru Bakery
is totally blocked off!
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Same with the way to Lucky!
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Seriously?!
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DOGGONE IT!!
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DOGGONE IT!!
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DASH
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GET BACK HERE!
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He's not letting up!
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This is as far as you go!
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The Covert Civility Patrol
is now on the scene!
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They've got us trapped!
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Oh, Mendo!
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You gotta let us go!
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BOO HOO HOO HOO
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Pretty please?
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Help us out!
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You're our only hope! Please Mendo!
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I'm so sorry, ladies.
But as a proud member of...
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Please Mendo!
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Yes, of course!
Always happy to help out a lady!
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Thanks so much, Mendo!
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Jeez.
You're the best!
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Not good, Mendo...
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Hey! Do your jobs, Civility Patrol!
Not good, Mendo...
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Hey! Do your jobs, Civility Patrol!
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Oh, Ataru?
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Thanks for the help!
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Miss Lum! It's my pleasure!
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Thanks, handsome!
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Fancy-pantsy!
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Fancy-pantsy!
Please go right ahead!
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Hey! Wait a second! S-stop!
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EBIYA
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Hey granny! Can we get 5 taiyaki waffles?
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N-no can do.
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Huh?
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That's enough, kids.
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You know the rules.
No off-campus snacking.
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It's Nurse Sakura!
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Oh man, look at all those plates!
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She's eaten everything they've got!
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Damn!
I'd like to order 50 more, please.
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Let's head to Kotobuki for oden stew!
I'd like to order 50 more, please.
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Let's head to Kotobuki for oden stew!
No way! I'm all outta ingredients!
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No way! I'm all outta ingredients!
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KOTOBUKI
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Crud! Get your hands off me!
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I cat you red-handed!
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Look, officer! There's trouble!
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Meow?
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PAT
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Hey there. You're going to need to
come with me to the station.
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I'm a teacher, you see...
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Lies! He's a pervert in a cat costume!
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Wh-what?!
I don't buy that you're a teacherwith an outfit like that on!
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I don't buy that you're a teacher
with an outfit like that on!
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Oh come on!
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Hurry up and vouch for me, kids!
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We've never seen him before!
Hurry up and vouch for me, kids!
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We've never seen him before!
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Cuff him, officer!
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Just hear meowt! I can explain everything!
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I have no idea who you are,
but thanks for the help.
Just hear meowt! I can explain everything!
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I have no idea who you are,
but thanks for the help.
Yeah, right.
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I have no idea who you are,
but thanks for the help.
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No thanks necessary!
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For you see, I'm only disguised as
a mild-mannered newspaper reporter.
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Let me show you! My true identity!
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TOMOSHO
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A representative of the
Tomobiki Shopping District!
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TOMOSHO
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Uh-huh... cool.
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RUSH
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Run for it!
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Get back here!
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No off-campus snacking!
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Stupid teachers camping out all over the place!
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But they've bit off more than they can chew!
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Because we know the layout of
this area better than anyone else!
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Argh! The little rascals split up!
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Squad Three calling all units!
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SCAMPER
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They're running all over the dang place!
Be on the lookout for students headed your way!
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Over!
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Roger!
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Oh boy, this is like playing pretend spy!
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Shh!
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Hey kids! Come over here!
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You can go through this way
to get to the front.
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Oh nice, it's a back entrance to Zipang!
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Well shucks, it's great to know
the shopping district has our back.
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Thanks, mister!
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Hang in there!
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Whoa. Isn't that our
Japanese teacher, Mr. Iwanami?
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Yeah. He was being a nuisance
so I tied him up.
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Sweet! That means this place
is safe to eat at!
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Hey! I see you guys made it, too.
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Yo!
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So, what can I get you?
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Hook me up with grilled squid!
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I'll take a large order of yakisoba noodles!
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I want a modanyaki.
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Okonomiyaki filled with
a bunch of chili peppers!
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Wow, missy, that's quite the palate you've got!
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Jeez, Lum. I didn't know you were
a fan of spicy foods.
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Getting risky to snack
outside of school, huh?
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Well...
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I'd go through hell itself...
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just to hang with you, baby!
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KERSMACK!
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I'll have to ask you to cut it out, sir.
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Aw, don't be like that!
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Your angelic presence is
the whole reason I come here!
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Here you go, missy!
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Your okonomiyaki filled with an extra
serving of chili peppers is ready!
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Oh, darling?
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Say "ahh"!
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Ahh.
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SHOVE
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ZIPANG
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You okay, Ataru?!
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Water! Need water!
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Water! Somebody give me water!
Moroboshi! Got you now!
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Wateeeeeeeeeeer!
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Wateeeeeeeeeeer!
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Darling! Wait for me!
Wateeeeeeeeeeer!
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We're going in circles!
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How many times do I have to explain it?!
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I'm a TEACHER!
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Uh-huh, sure.
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You have no idea how many times
I've gotten that one from a perp.
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Aw hell! You gotta let me get back
on the frontlines, please!
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Don't push yourself too hard.
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Oh pshaw, I'm fine!
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I ain't losing to these young'uns!
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Water!
P-pardon me!
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Hey you!
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WATER!
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WAAAAAATER!
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STOMP
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OH NO, POPS!
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Darling! Stop running!
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Poor ol' pops...
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Calling all units!
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It pains me to report that we
just lost ol' pops in the line of duty!
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I'm still alive, dangnabbit!
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He was a role model to
all teachers out there.
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A true hero up until the very end!
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Oh, pops!
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I swear that your death won't be in vain!
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You just really want me dead, doncha?
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Those brats took out ol' pops!
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We gotta avenge him!
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All of this running around
is going to starve us to death!
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We're here and we're hungry, darn it!
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It's time to lay our lives on the line!
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And fight for the sake of our food!
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Yeah!
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DASH
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No snacking off-campus!
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Shut up!
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It's do or die now!
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Bring it on!
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And so, the first day of the school's
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crackdown on off-campus snacking
during lunch break came to an end.
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Cuckoos!
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I guess we're calling it a draw for today!
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We're gonna kick ass tomorrow!
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Yeah!
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You won't beat us tomorrow!
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00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,330
Well, I'm not catting you brats any slack!
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We're going to avenge the death of pops!
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I'm right here, yeesh!
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You have to be freaking kidding me.
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There's no way this nonsense
can go on for a whole week...
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STAY TUNED FOR THE SECOND HALF!
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BATTLE READY
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Let's kick ass tomorrow!
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Yeah!
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Here. Say "ahh"!
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Wow! It's so yummy!
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Hey Ten! Come over here next!
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Okay. Say "ahh"!
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Mmm! So yummy!
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Eat some of mine now!
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Say "ahh"!
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Yay!
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You're so adorable, Ten!
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I don't get it.
You're so adorable, Ten!
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Why is that rugrat so special?
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Do you want another bite?
Why is that rugrat so special?
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00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:56,630
Do you want another bite?
What drives them to spoil him like that?
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00:11:56,631 --> 00:11:57,460
Shucks, I'm in food heaven!
What drives them to spoil him like that?
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00:11:57,461 --> 00:11:58,040
Shucks, I'm in food heaven!
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Maybe it's that stupid face he makes.
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Like this?
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Hey, Nurse Sakura?
I've been meaning to ask...
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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Sakura actually has a fiance!
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Omigosh!
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00:12:11,961 --> 00:12:15,210
His name is Tsubame,
and he's a total hunk!
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00:12:15,211 --> 00:12:17,920
Wow! Do you have a picture or anything?
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00:12:17,921 --> 00:12:19,380
I totally wanna see him!
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00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,170
He's just a normal guy
you'd find about anywhere.
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I don't see a point in showing you.
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And yet she brings out a picture anyway!
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Eager to brag, I guess.
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00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:29,830
Why the cape?
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00:12:29,831 --> 00:12:34,540
Tsubame studied overseas in the west
so he could obtain mastery over black magic.
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00:12:34,541 --> 00:12:37,790
He's a sorcerer with enough spiritual power
to impress even my uncle.
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I didn't realize he was that type of person...
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A perfect fit for you, Sakura!
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That's nice and all,
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00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:46,830
but ya can never know if an engagement
will end in a happy marriage!
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00:12:47,210 --> 00:12:48,960
Hold on, what is that supposed to mean?!
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Calm down, Sakura! Don't get upset!
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Listen, I know just the thing ya need!
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What are you doing?
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Just wait and see!
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Wh-what a load of crap.
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Wait, Ten...
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Ya can use this to find out
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if that guy is really gonna end up
being yer hubby or not.
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That's not something
I even need to check.
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Hey, Ten. Can I take a look at it?
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Okay.
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00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,790
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I wonder who it'll be?
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STAAAAAAARE
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Whose face are you seeing?
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00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:37,330
Um, Ten? Are you sure this thing is legit?
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00:14:37,331 --> 00:14:38,880
Sure as shootin'!
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00:14:38,881 --> 00:14:40,130
Well, gosh.
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00:14:40,131 --> 00:14:42,960
I just can't believe that I'd marry him...
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00:14:42,961 --> 00:14:45,210
Don't be silly, Shinobu!
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00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,330
But...
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00:14:46,331 --> 00:14:48,380
Ya can't change your destiny!
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00:14:48,790 --> 00:14:52,580
Yer gonna get married to whichever guy
ya just saw, and that's that!
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00:14:52,581 --> 00:14:54,290
N-no! It can't be!
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00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,250
Who on earth was it?
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00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,290
C'mon, spill the beans. Who was it?
I wanna take a look, too!
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00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:01,000
Here.
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00:15:01,830 --> 00:15:04,130
I'm going to see my darling for sure!
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00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:09,250
BLOOOMPH
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00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:11,460
Rei?!
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00:15:11,461 --> 00:15:12,920
That's ridiculous!
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00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:14,380
STAAAAAAARE
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00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:17,250
KA-THUD!
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00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,750
Oh, goodness me.
402
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,750
Wh-why would destiny set me up with Rei?!
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00:15:22,751 --> 00:15:25,710
Be careful now!
You could have broken it.
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00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,170
I really hope that I see Rei!
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00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,420
STAAAAAAARE
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00:15:30,421 --> 00:15:32,460
BLOOOMPH
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00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:34,130
SHOCK
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00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:38,880
OOF OOF
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00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,710
D-Darling...?!
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00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:46,790
GLOOOOOOOOOM
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00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:46,790
What's the matter with you girls?
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00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:51,420
So hey! Tell us who you saw, Ran!
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00:15:51,421 --> 00:15:54,540
Y-you first, Lummy-poo!
Who did you see?
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00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:58,080
I can't bring myself to tell her
I saw Rei, even if it kills me!
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00:15:58,210 --> 00:16:01,790
She'd friggin' kill me the instant
I brought up her darling!
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00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:03,500
Smile!
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00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,920
For you. Just don't spill any.
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00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:11,210
What do you think? Tasty, huh?
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00:16:11,211 --> 00:16:12,130
Yeah!
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00:16:12,131 --> 00:16:15,540
Tell me, Nurse Sakura.
Have you seen Mr. Tsubame lately?
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00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:18,290
He's on his way here right now.
422
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:19,290
HUH?!
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00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:21,460
This is where we're supposed to meet up.
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00:16:21,461 --> 00:16:22,750
Why do you ask?
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00:16:22,751 --> 00:16:24,710
M-maybe I should get going...
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00:16:24,711 --> 00:16:27,710
But I can't try to change my destiny...
427
00:16:27,711 --> 00:16:30,130
Oh gosh. What should I do?!
428
00:16:30,131 --> 00:16:31,920
Why are you so flustered?
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00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,710
Dude. What rock did you
crawl out from under?
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00:16:35,711 --> 00:16:37,500
Let's not sweat the details.
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00:16:37,501 --> 00:16:37,880
POP
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00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:39,460
Hey.
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00:16:39,461 --> 00:16:40,380
Hi.
434
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,460
This is crazy!
435
00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:44,630
Mr. Tsubame can't be the person I marry!
436
00:16:44,631 --> 00:16:45,920
It's too much!
437
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,290
I mean, we're pretty far apart in age!
438
00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:50,380
Hold the phone.
What are you even talking about?
439
00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:52,130
She seems pretty rattled.
440
00:16:52,131 --> 00:16:54,130
They must be having a
rather serious conversation.
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00:16:54,131 --> 00:16:56,630
That can't be good.
I better go check on them!
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00:16:56,631 --> 00:16:58,130
Wait, Moroboshi!
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00:16:58,790 --> 00:17:00,960
Nurse Sakura, I'm sorry...
444
00:17:00,961 --> 00:17:02,710
But Mr. Tsubame is who I saw
in the crystal ball!
445
00:17:02,711 --> 00:17:05,460
Oh please!
That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard!
446
00:17:05,461 --> 00:17:06,670
I'm being honest!
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00:17:06,671 --> 00:17:08,170
Just give it here!
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00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:10,880
STAAAAAAARE
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00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,000
BLOOOMPH
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00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,710
AYUK YUK YUK!
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00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,579
Who did you see?
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00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:24,750
What the heck happened?!
453
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,170
She's totally shell-shocked.
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00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,330
I bet it's because she
didn't see Mr. Tsubame!
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00:17:29,331 --> 00:17:31,080
Then who exactly did she see?!
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00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,080
SNEAK
457
00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:35,920
Wh-why did I see two guys?!
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00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,790
And worse, it had to be
the biggest horndogs around...
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PUWAAAANG!
460
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:46,790
Yeowch!
461
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,250
Wh-what brought that on all of a sudden...?
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00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:54,580
HUFF
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00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,880
Darling! What were you doing under there?
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Okay, you two.
Sit your butts down here.
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NOT THERE!
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00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:00,580
But why? You just said "here".
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00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,000
Listen to me closely.
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00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:03,540
You have to think about the age difference!
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00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,880
And besides, bigamy is a crime by law!
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00:18:05,881 --> 00:18:07,710
Are you trying to send me
to prison or what?!
471
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,080
You saw my darling in the crystal ball?!
472
00:18:09,081 --> 00:18:10,580
You saw Mendo in the crystal ball?!
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00:18:10,581 --> 00:18:11,960
Jeez, darling.
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00:18:11,961 --> 00:18:15,000
Were you seriously planning on
two-timing me with Nurse Sakura?
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00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:15,630
Huh?
476
00:18:15,631 --> 00:18:16,750
DARLING!
477
00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:19,040
Why didn't you show up
in the crystal ball for me?!
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00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:20,670
I don't know what you're talking about.
479
00:18:20,671 --> 00:18:23,540
Oh, Lummy-poo?
Care to tell me who you did see?
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00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:27,790
Wait, dammit!
Don't you try and avoid me like that!
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00:18:27,791 --> 00:18:31,040
Oh no, it better not have been Rei you saw.
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00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:33,380
WHAT THE HELL! DAMN YOU, LUM!
483
00:18:33,381 --> 00:18:35,790
Whatever, Ran!
You didn't tell me who you saw, either!
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00:18:35,791 --> 00:18:38,630
Yikes, things are getting
pretty dicey around here...
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00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,210
I think I better hightail it!
486
00:18:41,211 --> 00:18:42,130
What?!
487
00:18:42,131 --> 00:18:44,630
You're saying I'm gonna get married to
both Ran AND Sakura?!
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00:18:44,631 --> 00:18:45,750
Yippee!
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00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,080
A wife for each arm!
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00:18:47,081 --> 00:18:48,000
DARLING!
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00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:48,920
SMACK! POW!
492
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,790
Not if you were the last man on Earth.
493
00:18:50,791 --> 00:18:52,920
No way! Rei is the only guy for me!
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00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:54,170
That's the spirit.
495
00:18:54,171 --> 00:18:56,750
Forget about doubling up with that idiot
Moroboshi and just get married with me.
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00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:58,670
The same goes for you!
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00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:02,210
Interesting... but I'm afraid
I don't really follow you.
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00:19:02,211 --> 00:19:05,580
It's our destiny!
It's all destined to happen!
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00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,580
TSUBAMEEEEE!
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00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,000
KAWHAM!
501
00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:11,290
You bastard!
502
00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:13,880
Just how many girls have you
sunk your dirty teeth into?!
503
00:19:13,881 --> 00:19:14,670
Huh?
504
00:19:14,671 --> 00:19:16,710
Please stop! Violence is not the answer!
505
00:19:16,711 --> 00:19:18,380
We can't change destiny!
506
00:19:18,381 --> 00:19:20,130
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00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:22,290
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00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,880
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00:19:26,961 --> 00:19:29,210
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00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:31,710
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00:19:31,711 --> 00:19:34,960
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00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:38,130
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you should avoid marrying at all costs
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00:19:38,131 --> 00:19:40,130
because they'll ruin your life!
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00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:43,290
I'm young and fit!
516
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:45,460
I know the two of us
can find happiness together!
517
00:19:45,461 --> 00:19:46,460
You're too young!
518
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,670
I'm still totally lost...
519
00:19:48,671 --> 00:19:49,880
It's our destiny!
520
00:19:49,881 --> 00:19:52,330
I'm not marrying anyone but Rei, darn it!
521
00:19:52,331 --> 00:19:55,130
Ran, baby! Destiny is calling our name!
522
00:19:55,131 --> 00:19:57,330
Don't just accept it like that!
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00:19:57,540 --> 00:19:58,790
Oh fudge...
524
00:19:58,791 --> 00:20:02,500
Hang tight! We're sending you the real
Lovey-Dovey Crystal Ball right now!
525
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,920
Sorry for the trouble!
526
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,460
I've had enough!
527
00:20:10,461 --> 00:20:11,920
KNOCK IT OFFFFF!
528
00:20:14,830 --> 00:20:16,580
It's too late now.
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GALACTIC ONLINE SHOPPING CENTER
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Well, then we have the perfect thing for you!
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FANTASY BUBBLE GUM
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or even the newest model kit
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The possibilities are endless!
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*Picture is only a prototype.
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Final product is subject to
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change without notice.
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Get your pre-orders in now!
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That Mizunokoji Boy
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On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura.
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