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Tomibiki Shopping District
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End of Year Sale
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There've been a lot of oxcarts
coming through here lately...
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We still haven't arrived?
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Rest assured. We will be there by lunchtime.
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I am quite bored.
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Can't you find something to entertain me?
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Please just bear with it.
We're supposed to be traveling incognito.
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Did you hear that?
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I don't think they know what "incognito" means.
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Darling! How do people on Earth
celebrate New Year's?
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Hm. We just stay at home, I guess.
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I mean, how can we be motivated to do
anything when it's cold out and stuff?
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So, you don't do anything at all?
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Why don't you use that time
to visit home, Lum?
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That might be a good idea.
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FOOMF
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It smells like a lovely bouquet of flowers.
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This handkerchief must belong
to a total cutie!
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This way!
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Where are you off to?
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Your son made it into one of those
prestigious schools, didn't he?
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That's right! It's a dream come true.
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Excuse me, pretty lady!
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Oh, it's Ataru.
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Sup dude?
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You dropped your handkerchief!
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Why thank you.
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Listen to that voice!
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There's no doubt in my mind
it belongs to a stunning beauty!
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Could you come around to the front?
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Sure!
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Hey! Keep your distance!
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It's all right.
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Please let me see your face, miss!
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Would you mind lending me your hand first?
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Sure thing!
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SLOOP...
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SLOOP...
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It's a monster!
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WAAAH!
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Darling! Wait for me!
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Mistress, please no...
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Ah, ah, oheo, ah, eh, ah, eh, oh
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Ah, ah, oheo, ah, eh, ah, eh, oh
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Hey, you over there
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Are you... not interested in me? Oh, okay
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Then whatever
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Forget it. Wait no, actually please don't...
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Ah, I just don't understand
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I'm crushing on you super hard
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But it's so frustrating that you don't notice it
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Huh, seriously?
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Nobody told you? You didn't know?
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And you're saying it's a problem
that I want to know all about you?
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How am I supposed to respond to that?
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It doesn't even make sense!
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"Totally inexplicable", "Beyond bizarre"
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"What's so great about him?"
People give me that all the time
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But they don't need to understand
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I'm just full, full of love that pulls me and I can't stop
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Ah, ah, oheo, ah, eh, ah, eh, oh
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I don't get it, what is this?
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How can I even explain it?
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Ah, ah, oheo, ah, eh, ah, eh, oh
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Anyway, just promise to only have eyes for me!
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Ah, ah, oheo, ah, eh, ah, eh, oh
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Your heart is forbidden from wandering
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For even a moment, for even a second
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I want to be excited
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So please stay with me
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Did you see what happened this morning?!
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A monster reared its ugly head
in broad daylight!
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Your stupidity never ceases.
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There really was a monster, though!
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That's plain ridiculous.
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I'm telling the truth!
I saw it with my own two eyes!
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You guys saw it too, right?
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Oh totally! It was skeleton woman!
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Yeah, she emerged from an oxcart
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that was being pulled by
these dudes clad in black!
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Clad in black?
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It might be her...
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JABBER
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Hey lunch lady! I need two cream rolls
and three yakisoba sandwiches!
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Give me two anpan rolls!
That's two anpan rolls!
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Pardon me, coming through.
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Huh?! Wh-what the heck?
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Please open up a path.
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Thank you, pardon us.
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Cripes!
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CLASS 2-4
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Seeing that stupid monster this morning
has totally ruined my appetite.
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GOBBLE
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But you're totally stuffing your face, dude.
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Sorry to interrupt your lunch, kids.
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What's the deal with those guys?
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Of course. I figured it was you.
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Oh my. How did you know
that I would be coming here?
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MENDO! WHO IS THIS CUTIE?!
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AND HOW DO YOU KNOW HER?!
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She's so pretty...
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I just love her kimono.
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If you must know...
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we are engaged.
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You have got to be kidding me!
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Mendo! Are you really engaged to her?!
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Jerk! You've been
leading us on the whole time!
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H-h-h-hold on!
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How dare you play with our hearts like that!
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Just calm down!
How dare you play with our hearts like that!
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How dare you play with our hearts like that!
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Stop it! Hear me out!
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RABBLE
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Let's get out of here, miss.
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That lamewad will ruin your life
if you stay with him.
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Quit it! You can't go around seducing
other people's fiancées like that!
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You're the boy from this morning.
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Huh?
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Look. It's me!
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GAWOMP
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FLUMP
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Ugh.
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Curse you, Ryoko...!
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FLUMP
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Oh dear. What seems to be the problem?
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ALL OF YOUR CRAZY TALK IS CAUSING CHAOS!
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RABBLE
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I sincerely apologize.
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You're the same as always, Brother.
So popular with the ladies.
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Naturally.
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Did she say "brother"?
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That's right! She's actually
my prank-loving little sister!
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No freakin' way.
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She's too pretty to be a Mendo!
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Maybe they're not related by blood...
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WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
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Mendo Siblings!!
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Anyway, Ryoko, aren't you
supposed to be in school?
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What are you doing here?
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I came to deliver your lunchbox.
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Here, eat up.
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Hold on.
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I already have a lunchbox for today.
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That's impossible!
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You forgot your lunch at home, didn't you?
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When did that happen?
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It was on Monday.
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Today's Friday, you know.
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Let me get this straight.
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That lunchbox is from four days ago?!
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You've got that right!
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The ox is a slow and steady animal, after all.
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WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND
DELIVERS LUNCH VIA OXCART?!
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Go on. Please take a look.
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It's fresh sashimi.
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Raw urchin, raw oyster, and raw snow crab.
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You must hurry and dig in!
They're all things that spoil quickly!
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They're already rotten!
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Here, open wide.
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Apologies, but I'm full right now.
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How could you, Brother!
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SPLAT
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SPLAT
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SPLAT
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SPLAT
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I took time off school!
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And rode in a bumpy oxcart for five days!
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And now you're telling me...
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all of that effort was for naught?!
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SHOCK
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Dude, you made her cry.
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Oh come on! Perk up!
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You're such a big meanie, Brother!
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Ryoko...
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BLAH!
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After all that work I did... sniffle, sniffle!
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You poor thing.
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Let me eat that lunch for you.
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Will you really?
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Don't, Ataru! It's not even edible anymore!
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It's gonna give you food poisoning!
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Whatever! Let me go!
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I'm doing this for Ryoko!
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Oh my! How wonderful!
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Lum! Stay outta this!
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Let me feed it to you.
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Here, darling. Say ah.
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"Darling"?
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A wife is always happy to help
her hubby eat his food!
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Oh dear.
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Why don't you let me be
the one to feed you?
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I was the one who brought it, after all.
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Just mind your own business, missy!
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I could say the same!
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Stop with your meddlesome
antics this instant!
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Ryoko. Stay away from Moroboshi.
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Silence, you.
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That's not the kind of tone you take
with your brother, young lady!
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Oh please. You couldn't even eat
the lunch that I brought you!
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Meanwhile, this fine gentleman here...
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The name's Ataru Moroboshi!
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I'm so impressed with his sincerity!
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I'm just desperate for love, babe.
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I WON'T STAND FOR YOU
BEING INVOLVED WITH MOROBOSHI!
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Whatever! I'm not listening to you!
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This is a problem between me
and the lady here!
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I ask that you keep your nose out of it!
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Okay, Brother?
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D-d-don't you dare start
calling me "brother", dammit!
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Darling! You're dealing with
the daughter of the Mendo family!
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What's the big deal?
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NO! NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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Moroboshi! You're an uncultured swine!
From a family of commoners!
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There's no way on earth I would leave
my precious sister in your dimwitted hands!
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Jeez, is this a roast or what?
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Enough!
No more of your obnoxious fussing!
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Teach him a lesson, boys!
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Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho!
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Hey! What are you doing?!
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No!
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Wah! It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
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BAM
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It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
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BAM
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Come on! Open up! You jerks!
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Sorry, Brother.
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But you know my servants are
100% loyal to me and me alone.
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Wah! It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
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BAM
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It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
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It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
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Dark! Cramped! Wah! Let me out!
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So dark! So cramped! I'm scared!
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Whoa, Mendo is...
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totally nyctophobic!
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And claustrophobic to boot!
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What a loser!
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Mendo is the perfect guy.
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I feel my maternal instincts kicking in!
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I want to keep him safe and sound!
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He's so dreamy!
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Miss Ryoko.
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You and I are just like Romeo and Juliet.
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Oh, what a lovely thought,
Master Moroboshi.
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Darling...!
Miss Ryoko!
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Darling...!
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Please sneak into our estate
to visit me soon.
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You bet!
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NOT HAPPENING!
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SMUSH
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Brother, haven't you interfered enough?!
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You just don't understand
how awful Moroboshi really is!
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I'm a nice guy, by the way.
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Are you okay, Master Moroboshi?
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This isn't enough to keep me down.
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Moroboshi, you bastard!
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I dare you to step even one foot
on the Mendo estate!
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I'll crush you like a bug!
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You're welcome to try!
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I'll be paying you a visit
right after the commercial break!
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00:10:48,961 --> 00:10:51,790
Yay! This will keep me
from being bored for a while!
263
00:11:00,670 --> 00:11:03,250
Open the gate!
264
00:11:14,130 --> 00:11:17,420
Welcome, sir! And Happy New Year!
265
00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:19,830
Moroboshi, what are you doing here?
266
00:11:20,210 --> 00:11:22,750
I didn't invite you to our New Year's party.
267
00:11:22,751 --> 00:11:24,960
Well, I'm here cuz Ryoko invited me!
268
00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:28,210
I'm not letting you lay
even a finger on my sister!
269
00:11:28,211 --> 00:11:30,880
Let's just bury the hatchet
and have fun, Brother!
270
00:11:30,881 --> 00:11:31,750
Stop calling me that!
271
00:11:31,751 --> 00:11:32,750
Darling!
272
00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,000
Happy New Year to you!
273
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,210
Lum? I thought you left to visit home.
274
00:11:40,211 --> 00:11:42,630
Well, I got invited to this New Year's Party.
275
00:11:42,631 --> 00:11:44,210
Do I look good in a kimono?
276
00:11:44,211 --> 00:11:45,670
You look absolutely fantastic.
277
00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:46,920
Back off.
278
00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:49,920
Get over here and look at my outfit, mister!
279
00:11:49,921 --> 00:11:51,210
Hey, Lum!
280
00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,960
Why hello there, Benten! And Lady Oyuki!
281
00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:56,790
KERSMACK
282
00:11:58,290 --> 00:12:00,750
Your husband never changes, I swear.
283
00:12:00,751 --> 00:12:02,750
What brings you two all the way here?
284
00:12:02,751 --> 00:12:05,630
We went to your house to extend
our well wishes for the new year,
285
00:12:05,631 --> 00:12:07,750
and they told us to find you here.
286
00:12:07,751 --> 00:12:11,040
Greetings, ladies. Let me personally
invite you to our New Year's party.
287
00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:12,630
Really? Is that okay?
288
00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,920
Beautiful women such as yourselves
are more than welcome.
289
00:12:14,921 --> 00:12:17,290
Like they say, the more the merrier!
290
00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:21,710
A Strange New Year at the Mendo Estate
291
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,710
Man alive, this place is needlessly huge.
292
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,330
It makes me feel like an ant...
293
00:12:23,331 --> 00:12:25,130
The main house is actually elsewhere.
294
00:12:25,131 --> 00:12:27,170
This area is basically just my room.
295
00:12:27,171 --> 00:12:30,330
Oh, the escalator is coming up soon.
Please watch your feet.
296
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,420
Young Master. We have been awaiting you.
297
00:12:37,421 --> 00:12:38,250
Right.
298
00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:40,500
Where's Ryoko?
299
00:12:40,501 --> 00:12:42,170
I'm not obligated to answer that!
300
00:12:42,171 --> 00:12:43,000
Hype, hype!
301
00:12:43,001 --> 00:12:44,880
I'm curious to see what
a New Year's party is like.
302
00:12:44,881 --> 00:12:46,000
Ryoko, baby!
303
00:12:46,001 --> 00:12:46,880
Cut it out.
304
00:12:46,881 --> 00:12:49,920
It's a relief to know that you've brought
such energetic friends, sir.
305
00:12:49,921 --> 00:12:51,710
Right this way. Please come inside.
306
00:12:51,711 --> 00:12:53,790
Yo. What are we about to get into?
307
00:12:53,791 --> 00:12:56,290
I don't know. All I can tell you
is Ryoko has been
308
00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:58,710
enthusiastically preparing
for this party today.
309
00:12:58,711 --> 00:12:59,920
Hello everyone!
310
00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:02,580
Happy new year to you all!
311
00:13:03,290 --> 00:13:07,000
I look forward to spending
another joyous year together!
312
00:13:07,170 --> 00:13:08,040
Ryoko!
313
00:13:08,290 --> 00:13:11,460
Hey Ryoko! Happy new year, baby!
314
00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:16,000
Thank you for attending the
Mendo's annual new year party.
315
00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:20,040
An osechi meal has been prepared and is
waiting for you in the party room inside.
316
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,420
I'll be right there!
317
00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:25,080
Without further ado, please proceed inside.
318
00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:29,540
Everyone has gone inside.
319
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:34,210
I'm certain that this will be an especially
entertaining New Year's party.
320
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,080
What's the meaning of these arrows?
321
00:13:41,330 --> 00:13:42,960
I thought you would know.
322
00:13:43,670 --> 00:13:46,250
I have no idea what goes
through Ryoko's head.
323
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,330
Please sit on the cushion
324
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,330
of your choice
325
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:51,170
"Please sit on the cushion of your choice."
326
00:13:51,171 --> 00:13:52,630
That's easy enough.
327
00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:58,460
Skill
328
00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:57,130
Darling?!
329
00:13:57,131 --> 00:13:58,460
Miss Benten!
330
00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:00,000
What is this all about?
331
00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:02,380
Sorry. I'm afraid I don't have any idea...
332
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,210
What's that sound?
333
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,880
A conveyer belt?
334
00:14:12,881 --> 00:14:15,790
I gotta say, these Earth customs
of yours are totally bizarre.
335
00:14:15,791 --> 00:14:17,920
Forget that! We're all alone now, baby!
336
00:14:17,921 --> 00:14:19,750
Get off me!
337
00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:21,040
Can anybody hear me?
338
00:14:21,041 --> 00:14:23,040
Darling! Benten!
339
00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:25,250
They're not moving away
from the room at all.
340
00:14:25,251 --> 00:14:26,830
We have no choice. Do it.
341
00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:28,460
What the?
342
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,540
Holy crap! Wh-what the hell!
343
00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:35,080
Why is there a g-g-giant wall of needles?!
344
00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:38,960
Thank you.
345
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,290
Jeez! What's up with this party?!
346
00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:45,580
Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle...
347
00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:45,920
SHUFFLE
348
00:14:45,921 --> 00:14:47,040
Who goes there?!
349
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,830
SHUFFLE
350
00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:51,000
Benten, baby! Are you okay?
351
00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:52,250
Argh! Hands off!
352
00:14:52,251 --> 00:14:53,580
Huh? This is...
353
00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:56,380
Aw dammit.
We're all the way back at the entrance!
354
00:14:56,381 --> 00:14:59,790
That's right. Now please proceed
following the arrows on the floor.
355
00:14:59,791 --> 00:15:00,630
Huh?!
356
00:15:00,631 --> 00:15:02,500
We're doing it again?
What's the point of that?
357
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,460
Those are the rules of the house.
358
00:15:04,461 --> 00:15:05,750
This is stupid!
359
00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:07,580
I'm gonna go whichever way I damn please!
360
00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:09,580
Hey! Wait for me, Benten!
361
00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:11,130
Huh?
362
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,540
What the hell?! Let me outta here!
363
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,500
FAILURE
364
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,500
Hey, Benten!
365
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,710
Where'd she get off to?
366
00:15:23,711 --> 00:15:25,330
Where are you?
367
00:15:25,331 --> 00:15:26,960
Say something, Benten!
368
00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,330
Is this where I go next?
369
00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:31,630
What are you guys doing?
370
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,380
How wonderful of you to join us, good sir!
371
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:35,960
The hell is that thing?!
372
00:15:35,961 --> 00:15:37,000
My grandfather.
373
00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:39,040
Here, have a cup of tea.
374
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,000
Cool, now where are the snacks?
375
00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:45,420
It doesn't look very tasty to me...
376
00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:47,540
It's so bitter.
377
00:15:47,541 --> 00:15:49,040
Such a strange flavor.
378
00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:50,330
What kind of tea is this?
379
00:15:50,331 --> 00:15:52,960
Is your body starting to feel tingly?
380
00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:54,170
Huh?
381
00:15:54,171 --> 00:15:56,290
Because I laced it with some anesthetic!
382
00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,630
Hah! You fell for it, hook, line, and sinker!
383
00:16:00,631 --> 00:16:02,710
I really wanna get out of this room.
384
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,500
A-are you not effected?
385
00:16:04,501 --> 00:16:06,380
I feel totally fine.
386
00:16:06,381 --> 00:16:07,880
Probably cuz you're an alien...
387
00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:11,460
That was Ryoko who just passed by!
388
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,040
Hey, Ryoko!
389
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,380
Let's go somewhere private
and throw our own New Year's party!
390
00:16:15,381 --> 00:16:16,380
Why you!
391
00:16:16,381 --> 00:16:19,170
Quick jumping around like a monkey
when you're supposed to be paralyzed!
392
00:16:19,171 --> 00:16:21,000
Ryoko, honey!
393
00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:23,540
KERSPLOOSH
394
00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:27,040
What are you doing?
395
00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:29,500
Darling!
396
00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:33,460
Change of clothes! Change of clothes!
397
00:16:33,461 --> 00:16:34,790
Where do you think you're taking him?!
398
00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:37,380
You have to come this way, miss.
399
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,790
In here. Please have a seat.
400
00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:42,250
Sakura and...
401
00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:42,250
Eat
402
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,250
Rei?!
403
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,080
Eat
404
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,080
Hey.
405
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:45,540
What are you two doing?
406
00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:49,000
Now that our competitors are here,
it's time to start the mochi eating contest!
407
00:16:49,001 --> 00:16:49,580
Huh?
408
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,250
Ready? Go!
409
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,920
You two are so fast...
410
00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:58,500
BOIYOYOING
411
00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:01,040
What the heck is going on?!
412
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:03,920
Oh jeez! This outfit is so hard to move in.
413
00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:07,329
Aw yeah! Got him!
414
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,829
Way to go!
The hell is your problem?!
415
00:17:10,670 --> 00:17:12,290
Oh. Hello, father.
416
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:13,579
Thanks for having me.
417
00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:15,290
Please make yourself at home.
418
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:15,880
FLIP
419
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,540
Haha! You big sucker! You fell for it!
420
00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:21,579
F-Father! What is this about?!
421
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,079
Come on, Shutaro. Just let yourself cry.
422
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:27,130
We all know that you're incredibly
nyctophobic and claustrophobic.
423
00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:28,670
N-n-no I'm not!
424
00:17:28,671 --> 00:17:30,710
S-see? I'm totally fine!
425
00:17:30,711 --> 00:17:31,880
Oh, but, actually I alread-
426
00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:32,830
FLIP
427
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,380
Father! Please stop with
this random nonsense!
428
00:17:35,381 --> 00:17:35,960
Flip.
429
00:17:35,961 --> 00:17:39,210
Waaah! It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
430
00:17:39,211 --> 00:17:42,710
Yay! He's nothing but a scaredy-cat
without a girl around!
It's dark! It's cramped! I'm scared!
431
00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:43,000
FLIP
432
00:17:44,670 --> 00:17:46,920
Listen, Mendo. I already know abo-
433
00:17:46,921 --> 00:17:49,500
F-funny, huh!
That was just me joking around!
434
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:50,750
Yeah, right!
435
00:17:50,751 --> 00:17:54,000
Liar! You're a big chicken
afraid of the dark and tight spaces!
436
00:17:54,001 --> 00:17:54,790
Flip.
437
00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:59,670
H-hey. Let me out of here.
438
00:17:59,671 --> 00:18:01,330
Come on, let's go.
439
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,330
Okay.
440
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,000
What is happening?
This house is totally bonkers!
441
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:11,790
Oh, father! You rolled a three!
442
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,210
One, two, three.
443
00:18:14,580 --> 00:18:18,040
"Chased by a wild beast and
forced to go back four spaces", eh?
444
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,420
Pardon us, Young Master.
445
00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:26,540
What are you putting on me?
446
00:18:29,130 --> 00:18:31,040
Beef bowl...
447
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:38,420
One, two, three, four.
448
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,420
"Stopped at a cow crossing, skip one turn."
449
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,500
Get outta the way already, jeez!
450
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,290
MOO
451
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,290
MOO
452
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,920
One, two, three.
453
00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:07,710
Money
454
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:09,790
Lady Oyuki! Are you all right?
455
00:19:09,791 --> 00:19:12,080
Yes. But it has been quite hectic.
456
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,750
To show my appreciation for
your attendance today,
457
00:19:15,751 --> 00:19:18,040
I would like you to have
one of these winning tickets.
458
00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:19,830
"Powerball ticket"...
459
00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:19,830
Powerball
460
00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:19,830
Ticket
461
00:19:19,831 --> 00:19:23,000
Powerball
462
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:23,000
Ticket
463
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:23,000
Whoa! This is a lottery with a
massive jackpot! Hell yeah!
464
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,330
How much did I get?
465
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,790
Wow! One hundred thousand!
466
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,540
Mine is two hundred thousand.
467
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,380
Why does is say "kilogram"...?
468
00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:33,330
It's not New Year's without a ball drop!
469
00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:36,790
That could've killed us!
470
00:19:36,791 --> 00:19:40,290
Pardon me, but I heard the prize for
"powerball" is supposed to be money.
471
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:43,420
Well, this was a "powerful ball drop",
which is a funny New Year's pun I made.
472
00:19:43,421 --> 00:19:45,380
But it's supposed to be money.
473
00:19:45,381 --> 00:19:47,880
Like I said, this was all just set up
for a joke I was making...
474
00:19:47,881 --> 00:19:49,830
But it's supposed to be money.
475
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,580
Uh... what?
476
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,380
It's supposed to be money.
477
00:19:57,170 --> 00:20:00,500
This is so disappointing,
I got my hopes up for nothing.
478
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:04,080
Maybe you guys didn't know,
but Oyuki is really fussy about money...
479
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,250
I'm back at the entrance?!
480
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,000
Glaaaaare.
481
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:16,040
Eat
482
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:23,790
Whew. We finally made it
to the party room...
483
00:20:23,791 --> 00:20:26,670
Greetings, everyone.
Thanks for all your hard work today.
484
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:27,920
Ryoko, my sweet!
485
00:20:27,921 --> 00:20:29,750
Please wait here for a moment.
486
00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:31,290
Huh?
487
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:33,920
A button?
488
00:20:33,921 --> 00:20:35,920
Ryoko, what did you just do?
489
00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:49,080
No, no, no!
490
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,630
What the hell is going on?!
491
00:20:50,631 --> 00:20:55,080
Oh craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
492
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:57,710
Who leaves a space like this
right before the end?
493
00:20:57,711 --> 00:21:00,540
I must say, this is quite tragic...
494
00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:00,960
Make like fireworks
495
00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:00,960
and go out with a bang
496
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,170
TAMAYAAAA!
497
00:21:07,171 --> 00:21:09,080
BENTEN, BABYYYY!
498
00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:11,580
Beautiful...
499
00:21:11,581 --> 00:21:17,080
VERY
500
00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:17,080
HAPPY
501
00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:17,080
NEW
502
00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:17,080
YEAR
503
00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:15,250
I can already tell
it's going to be a wonderful year.
504
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:25,000
Up the tempo of the frequency for shocking electricity!
505
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:38,210
I wonder if you also have some sad memories
that you want to forget?
506
00:21:38,211 --> 00:21:44,960
Even unrelatable movies make me cry
due to the lack of dramatic moments between us
507
00:21:45,290 --> 00:21:52,130
All I ever think about is absurd
and silly things like that
508
00:21:52,131 --> 00:21:58,880
Once the rain stops, love and this side view
will belong to someone else
509
00:21:58,881 --> 00:22:03,290
This foundation of total lies
was all built just for tonight
510
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:06,630
But what in the world, how on earth, why the hell?
511
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:10,170
How far can we go with this flickering lantern?
512
00:22:10,171 --> 00:22:13,130
You just threw away the whole kit and caboodle
513
00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:15,250
You've got to be kidding me!
514
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,080
Tokyo Shandy Rendezvous
515
00:22:17,081 --> 00:22:20,630
Nothing can be done when that moment arrives
516
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:25,130
This unclear reality only makes me more melancholy
517
00:22:25,131 --> 00:22:27,960
Come snatch me up and right now, take on me
518
00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:31,130
Tokyo Shandy Rendezvous
519
00:22:31,131 --> 00:22:34,540
Nothing can be done when that moment arrives
520
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:39,210
This unclear reality only makes me more melancholy
521
00:22:39,211 --> 00:22:42,580
Come snatch me up and right now, take on me, yes
522
00:22:47,130 --> 00:22:52,000
Ten is Here
523
00:22:47,130 --> 00:22:52,000
A Date for Just the Two of Us
524
00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:49,080
On the next episode of Urusei Yatsura.
525
00:22:49,081 --> 00:22:51,630
You're so amazing, Sakura!
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