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Ben: FREUD SAID, "LOVE AND WORK.
WORK AND LOVE.
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THAT'S ALL THERE IS."
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WELL, I'M RETIRED,
AND MY WIFE IS DEAD.
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AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, THAT'S
GIVEN ME SOME TIME ON MY HANDS.
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MY WIFE'S BEEN GONE
FOR THREE AND A HALF YEARS.
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I MISS HER IN EVERY WAY.
AND RETIREMENT?
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THAT IS AN ONGOING,
RELENTLESS EFFORT IN CREATIVITY.
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AT FIRST, I ADMIT
I ENJOYED THE NOVELTY OF IT.
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SORT OF FELT LIKE
I WAS PLAYING HOOKY.
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I USED ALL THE MILES I'D SAVED
AND TRAVELED THE GLOBE.
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THE PROBLEM WAS, NO MATTER WHERE
I WENT, AS SOON AS I GOT HOME,
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THE NOWHERE-TO-BE THING
HIT ME LIKE A TON OF BRICKS.
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I REALIZED THE KEY TO THIS WHOLE
DEAL WAS TO KEEP MOVING.
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GET UP, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE,
AND GO SOMEWHERE.
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ANYWHERE.
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COME RAIN OR SHINE,
I'M AT MY STARBUCKS BY 7:15.
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EXCUSE ME,
MIND IF WE JOIN YOU?
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-NO.
-HEY. HOW ARE YOU?
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CAN'T EXPLAIN IT, BUT IT MAKES
ME FEEL PART OF SOMETHING.
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THESE GUYS TODAY,
THEY'RE NOT NUMBERS GUYS.
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DON'T TALK FIGURES
WITH THEM.
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HOW DO I SPEND
THE REST OF MY DAYS?
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YOU NAME IT.
GOLF, BOOKS, MOVIES, PINOCHLE.
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TRIED YOGA, LEARNED TO COOK,
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BOUGHT SOME PLANTS,
TOOK CLASSES IN MANDARIN.
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XIANG XIN WO,
WO SHEN ME DOU SHIGUO LE.
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TRANSLATION -- "BELIEVE ME,
I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING."
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AND THEN, OF COURSE,
THERE ARE THE FUNERALS.
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SO MANY MORE
THAN I COULD IMAGINE.
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THE ONLY TRAVELING I DO
THESE DAYS
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IS OUT TO SAN DIEGO
TO VISIT MY SON AND HIS FAMILY.
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THEY'RE GREAT.
I LOVE THEM TO PIECES.
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BUT TO BE HONEST, I THINK
I PROBABLY RELIED ON THEM
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WAY MORE THAN I SHOULD.
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DON'T GET ME WRONG,
I'M NOT AN UNHAPPY PERSON.
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QUITE THE CONTRARY.
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I JUST KNOW THERE'S A HOLE IN
MY LIFE, AND I NEED TO FILL IT.
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SOON.
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[ HORN HONKS ]
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WHICH BRINGS ME TO TODAY
WHEN I WAS LEAVING THE MARKET
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AND CAUGHT YOUR FLYER
OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE.
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HMM.
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"SENIORS, BE AN INTERN."
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BEN,
I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU.
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HI.
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HEY.
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WHAT'D YOU FIND?
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I THINK AN INTERNET PLACE
IS LOOKING FOR SENIOR INTERNS.
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-AM I READING THIS RIGHT?
-LET ME SEE.
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"APPLICANTS MUST BE
OVER 65 YEARS OF AGE...
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HAVE ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS, A
GENUINE INTEREST IN E-COMMERCE,"
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WHATEVER THAT IS...
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"...AND A ROLL-UP-YOUR-SLEEVES
ATTITUDE."
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AboutTheFit.com, ISN'T THAT
THE OUTFIT THAT WAS...
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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THEY BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE
OLD FACTORIES IN RED HOOK.
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MY DAUGHTER SAYS THEY
SELL CLOTHES ON THE INTERNET.
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HOW THAT WORKS,
I HAVE NO IDEA.
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WELL, YOU HAVE TO
UPLOAD THE APPLICATION.
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THAT COULD BE CHALLENGING.
LISTEN TO THIS --
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"COVER LETTERS
ARE SO OLD-FASHIONED.
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SHOW US WHO YOU ARE
WITH A COVER-LETTER VIDEO.
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UPLOAD YOUR VIDEO
TO YouTube OR VIMEO USING
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.MOV, .AVI,
OR A .MPG FILE.
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WE LOOK FORWARD TO
MEETING YOU."
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WELL,
I GUESS THAT'S MEETING ME.
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I SWEAR I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT LANGUAGE THAT WAS.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT,
BEN?
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-A FROZEN LASAGNA?
-WELL...
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I COULD MAKE A LITTLE SALAD,
TURN IT INTO A DINNER FOR TWO,
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LIKE WE DID THAT TIME
AND NEVER DID AGAIN.
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YOU KNOW THAT WAS
OVER FIVE MONTHS AGO?
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OH, YEAH. NO, NO, WE GOT TO
DO THAT AGAIN, FOR SURE,
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BUT OKAY
IF WE TAKE A RAIN CHECK?
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YOU'RE AWFUL CUTE,
YOU KNOW THAT?
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-NO, I DIDN'T.
-WELL, IT'S TRUE, YOU ARE.
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SO I'LL SEE YOU.
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DON'T TAKE TOO LONG,
DOLL.
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YOU'RE NOT
GETTING ANY YOUNGER.
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-I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
-ALL RIGHT.
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[ CLOCK TICKING ]
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SO HERE I AM, APPLYING TO BE
ONE OF YOUR INTERNS
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BECAUSE THE MORE
I THINK ABOUT THIS IDEA,
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THE MORE TREMENDOUS
I THINK IT IS.
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I LOVE THE IDEA OF HAVING
A PLACE I CAN GO EVERY DAY.
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I WANT THE CONNECTION,
THE EXCITEMENT.
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I WANT TO BE CHALLENGED,
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AND I GUESS I MIGHT EVEN
WANT TO BE NEEDED.
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THE TECH STUFF MIGHT
TAKE A BIT TO FIGURE OUT.
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I HAD TO CALL
MY 9-YEAR-OLD GRANDSON
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JUST TO FIND OUT
WHAT A USB CONNECTOR WAS.
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BUT I'LL GET THERE.
EAGER TO LEARN.
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ALSO, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'VE
BEEN A COMPANY MAN ALL MY LIFE.
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I'M LOYAL, I'M TRUSTWORTHY,
AND I'M GOOD IN A CRISIS.
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AND I LOVE THAT
YOU'RE RIGHT HERE IN BROOKLYN.
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I'VE LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE,
AND LATELY I FEEL
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I MAY NOT BE HIP ENOUGH
TO LIVE IN BROOKLYN,
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SO THIS COULD HELP WITH THAT,
TOO.
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I READ ONCE,
MUSICIANS DON'T RETIRE.
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THEY STOP WHEN
THERE'S NO MORE MUSIC IN THEM.
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WELL, I STILL HAVE MUSIC IN ME,
ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE ABOUT THAT.
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[ KENDRICK LAMAR'S "I" PLAYS ]
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? THIS IS A WORLD PREMIERE ?
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? THIS IS A WORLD PREMIERE ?
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? THIS IS A WORLD PREMIERE ?
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? AS I LOOK AROUND ME ?
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? SO MANY, MANY
WANT TO DOWN ME ?
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? BUT AIN'T NO...
NEVER DROWN ME ?
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? IN FRONT OF A DIRTY
DOUBLE-MIRROR THEY FOUND ME ?
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? AND I LOVE MYSELF ?
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? THE WORLD IS A GHETTO
WITH GUNS AND PICKET SIGNS ?
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? I LOVE MYSELF ?
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? BUT THEY CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT
WHENEVER THEY WANT ?
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? I DON'T MIND ?
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? I LOVE MYSELF ?
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? HE SAID I GOT TO GET UP ?
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? LIFE IS MORE THAN SUICIDE ?
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? I LOVE MYSELF ?
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? ONE DAY AT A TIME ?
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GOOD NEWS,
I FOUND A SIZE EIGHT IN NAVY.
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NO, YOU ARE RIGHT. THAT PACKAGE
SHOULD HAVE ARRIVED BY NOW.
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LET ME
TRACK THAT FOR YOU.
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YEP, THESE PANTS ARE AWESOME
IF YOU HAVE HIPS.
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SUPER SLIMMING.
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OKAY, LET ME JUST
REVIEW THIS WITH YOU --
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YOU HAVE SIX BRIDESMAIDS.
YOU ORDERED SIX
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OF THE SILK CHIFFON
ANTOINETTE DRESSES IN PINK.
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THE WEDDING
IS IN THREE DAYS,
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AND THE DRESSES JUST ARRIVED
ALL IN CHARCOAL GRAY.
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WHICH WE DON'T EVEN SELL,
SO THAT IS A BIT OF A MYSTERY.
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OKAY, HERE'S WHAT
WE'RE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS.
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I AM GONNA CALL THE VENDOR
AND HAVE THIS FIXED TODAY.
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I WILL PERSONALLY SEE THE
DRESSES BEFORE THEY ARE FedExed.
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AND I PROMISE YOU
THEY WILL BE AT YOUR FRONT DOOR
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BY 9:00 A.M. FRIDAY,
OKAY?
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YOU KNOW WHAT, LET ME GIVE YOU
MY CELL, JUST IN CASE --
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718-555-0199.
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OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
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AND I AM GONNA REFUND YOU BACK
ALL YOUR MONEY.
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IT'S THE--
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YES. N--
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OKAY, HEY, YOU CHECK THIS ONE
OFF YOUR LIST, OKAY?
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THIS IS DONE.
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AND, RACHEL,
HAVE A GREAT WEDDING.
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OH, MY GOD,
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
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Becky: JULES?
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I KNOW, I KNOW,
I'M LATE FOR SOMETHING.
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YEAH, EVERYTHING.
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YOU SEE WHY I TAKE
CUSTOMER-SERVICE CALLS?
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I MEAN, IT'S SO GOOD.
YOU LEARN SO MUCH.
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OKAY, WHAT'S UP?
WHAT AM I DOING?
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OKAY, CAMERON WAS WAITING FOR
YOU BUT HAD ANOTHER MEETING.
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HE SAID
HE'LL BE BACK AT 2:00.
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EVERYONE NEEDS YOU TO SIGN OFF
ON TOMORROW'S HOMEPAGE.
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RIGHT.
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AND YOUR 11:00 IS IN
THE BIG CONFERENCE ROOM.
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SO IS YOUR 11:10.
FINANCE NEEDS YOU,
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AND I GUESS YOU
E-MAILED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE
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AT 4:00 A.M.
ABOUT SOMETHING?
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OH, GOOD,
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
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I WANT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY FOR
FRIENDS TO SHOP TOGETHER ONLINE.
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MAKE IT LESS OF
AN ALONE THING.
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E-MAIL ME THAT IDEA,
WILL YOU?
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YEAH, I LIKE THAT.
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UM, IS NOW A GOOD TIME
TO CALL YOUR MOM BACK?
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DUDE, I'M ON A BIKE.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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COME ON.
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OH.
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OH, WHAT A MESS. THIS IS
THE MIDDLE OF THE OFFICE.
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DON'T -- DON'T --
DON'T PUT THAT...
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[ SIGHS ]
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[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
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? BECAUSE YOU KNOW
I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS ?
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? 'BOUT THAT BASS, NO TREBLE ?
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? I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS ?
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-HELLO.
-HI.
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I'M BEN WHITTAKER.
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I RECEIVED AN E-MAIL
ABOUT AN INTERVIEW
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FOR THE SENIOR INTERN
PROGRAM.
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HEY, BEN.
HOW'S IT GOING?
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IT'S GOING GOOD, REAL GOOD.
THANK YOU.
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EXCELLENT.
TAKE A SEAT AROUND THE CORNER,
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AND SOMEONE FROM TALENT
ACQUISITION WILL COME GET YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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"TALENT ACQUISITION"?
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? I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS ?
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? 'BOUT THAT BASS, NO TREBLE ?
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? I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS,
'BOUT THAT BASS ?
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[ SONG ENDS ]
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OKAY,
YOU GUYS HAVE TO REMEMBER,
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THE HOMEPAGE
HAS TO READ IN A GLANCE.
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-RIGHT.
-ALSO, YOU HAVE TO
GET BACK LIKE THIS
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IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT LOOKS
LIKE IF YOU'RE, LIKE, OVER 35.
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OKAY,
SO I CAN'T READ ANYTHING,
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BUT IF I COULD,
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SEE?
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"FIVE GIRLS, ONE SHIRT"
OR "CHECK OUT THE FIT"?
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WELL, BOTH, BUT
WHAT I REALLY WANT YOU TO SEE
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IS THE SHIRT WORN BY
FIVE DIFFERENT BODY TYPES.
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OKAY, THEN
YOU GOT TO MAKE ME SEE THAT.
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TRY MAKING THE PHOTO GRID
BIGGER.
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I LOVE THAT FIVE.
CAN WE MAKE IT MORE GRAPHIC?
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YEAH, THAT'S COOL.
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MAYBE HERO
THE GIRL IN THE RED SHIRT.
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-JULES...
-THAT IS A GREAT RED.
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IT IS GOING TO
FLY OUT OF HERE.
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I NEEDED YOU TO SIGN OFF
ON THIS, LIKE, TWO HOURS AGO.
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I KNOW, I KNOW,
BUT CAN YOU TRY?
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YEP.
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MIA?
TELL ME THAT THING AGAIN.
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OH, 40% OF OUR VISITORS
DON'T GO PAST THE HOMEPAGE.
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WHICH ISN'T SO BAD.
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YEAH,
BUT WE SHOULD FIX THAT.
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OKAY, HERE YOU GO.
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I LOVE IT.
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GREAT, AND IT'S UP.
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OKAY.
THANKS, EVERYBODY.
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-THANKS.
-THANK YOU.
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Employee: LET'S GO OVER
THE PITCH FOR FRIDAY.
221
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OKAY, SO...
222
00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,482
THE ANTOINETTE DRESS.
223
00:09:32,482 --> 00:09:34,184
MAJOR SCREW-UP
BY THE VENDOR.
224
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THERE'S GONNA BE A COUPLE OF
INTERVIEWS TODAY, BEN.
225
00:09:36,486 --> 00:09:39,389
WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT
WE BOTH FIND THE RIGHT FIT.
226
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BUSINESS AS USUAL
IS NOT REALLY OUR MOTTO,
227
00:09:41,358 --> 00:09:43,326
SO WE HOPE
YOU HAVE SOME FUN HERE.
228
00:09:43,326 --> 00:09:46,029
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'RE
HIRING SENIOR INTERNS,
229
00:09:46,029 --> 00:09:47,263
SO SOME OF
OUR INTERN QUESTIONS
230
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MAY NOT EXACTLY FIT
YOUR PROFILE,
231
00:09:49,033 --> 00:09:50,967
BUT WE'RE GONNA GO FOR IT
ANYWAY, OKAY?
232
00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:52,069
FIRE AWAY.
233
00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,136
OKAY, GOOD.
234
00:09:53,136 --> 00:09:54,671
WHERE'D YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
235
00:09:54,671 --> 00:09:55,772
I WENT TO NORTHWESTERN.
236
00:09:55,772 --> 00:09:57,941
HEY, MY BROTHER
WENT TO NORTHWESTERN.
237
00:09:57,941 --> 00:09:59,443
PROBABLY NOT
AT THE SAME TIME.
238
00:09:59,443 --> 00:10:02,011
PROBABLY NOT.
HE GRADUATED IN 2009.
239
00:10:02,011 --> 00:10:03,814
CLASS OF '65.
240
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[ CHUCKLES ]
241
00:10:03,814 --> 00:10:05,815
WOW,
WHAT WAS YOUR MAJOR?
242
00:10:05,815 --> 00:10:07,551
DO YOU REMEMBER?
243
00:10:08,619 --> 00:10:11,588
AND AFTER NORTHWESTERN
YOU WENT ON TO...?
244
00:10:11,588 --> 00:10:13,156
I WENT TO WORK
FOR DEX ONE.
245
00:10:13,156 --> 00:10:15,659
OKAY, AND THEY MADE...?
246
00:10:13,156 --> 00:10:15,659
PHONEBOOKS.
247
00:10:15,659 --> 00:10:17,193
I WAS IN CHARGE OF
OVERSEEING
248
00:10:17,193 --> 00:10:18,695
THE PRINTING
OF THE PHYSICAL PHONEBOOK.
249
00:10:18,695 --> 00:10:20,531
I DID THAT FOR OVER 20 YEARS,
AND BEFORE THAT,
250
00:10:20,531 --> 00:10:22,499
I WAS THEIR
V.P. OF SALES AND ADVERTISING.
251
00:10:22,499 --> 00:10:24,701
SO, DO THEY STILL
MAKE PHONEBOOKS?
252
00:10:24,701 --> 00:10:26,969
I MEAN, DOESN'T EVERYONE
JUST GOOGLE NUMBERS?
253
00:10:26,969 --> 00:10:29,239
I BELIEVE THEY DO,
BUT BEFORE GOOGLE THAT
WAS HOW YOU GOT A NUMBER.
254
00:10:29,239 --> 00:10:31,241
OH, NO, NO.
YEAH, I -- I GET IT.
255
00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:32,943
SO 40 YEARS
AT THE PHONEBOOK COMPANY?
256
00:10:32,943 --> 00:10:34,978
THAT IS AMAZING,
SERIOUSLY.
257
00:10:34,978 --> 00:10:36,446
OKAY, BENJAMIN.
258
00:10:36,446 --> 00:10:38,515
NOW, I'M GONNA ASK YOU ONE OF
OUR MORE TELLING QUESTIONS
259
00:10:38,515 --> 00:10:40,283
FOR ALL OF OUR INTERNS,
SO I WANT YOU TO, LIKE,
260
00:10:40,283 --> 00:10:41,985
THIS IS THE ONE
TO REALLY THINK ABOUT, OKAY?
261
00:10:41,985 --> 00:10:43,653
AND --
AND TAKE YOUR TIME.
262
00:10:43,653 --> 00:10:45,823
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF
IN 10 YEARS?
263
00:10:47,257 --> 00:10:48,792
WHEN I'M 80?
264
00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:50,693
YEAH, SURE.
265
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:51,695
YEAH, WHATEVER.
266
00:10:51,695 --> 00:10:53,297
UM...
267
00:10:53,297 --> 00:10:55,065
WAIT.
DID NOT REALIZE YOU WERE 70.
268
00:10:55,065 --> 00:10:57,767
THAT'S, UH -- THAT QUESTION JUST
DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU, DOES IT?
269
00:10:57,767 --> 00:10:59,669
SHOULD WE JUST SCRATCH THAT ONE
AND JUST MOVE ON?
270
00:10:59,669 --> 00:11:02,138
-IT'S YOUR CALL, JUSTIN.
-OKAY, THAT ONE'S GONE.
271
00:11:02,138 --> 00:11:03,540
YOU LOOK GREAT, BY THE WAY.
SO GREAT.
272
00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:05,509
AND YOU'RE CLEARLY MORE THAN
QUALIFIED FOR THIS JOB.
273
00:11:05,509 --> 00:11:07,009
YOU'RE ACTUALLY, LIKE,
WAY OVERQUALIFIED,
274
00:11:07,009 --> 00:11:08,177
AND WE WERE SO IMPRESSED.
275
00:11:08,177 --> 00:11:10,179
YOU HAD GREAT INTERVIEWS,
GREAT VIDEO.
276
00:11:10,179 --> 00:11:12,149
YOU NAILED IT, BEN.
CONGRATS.
277
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,717
YOU'RE AN INTERN.
278
00:11:13,717 --> 00:11:14,818
-HEY.
-HI.
279
00:11:14,818 --> 00:11:16,386
I NEED YOU FOR TWO MINUTES,
UNINTERRUPTED.
280
00:11:16,386 --> 00:11:17,687
-OKAY.
-REMEMBER A FEW WEEKS AGO,
281
00:11:17,687 --> 00:11:19,355
WE TALKED ABOUT
THE SENIOR INTERN PROGRAM?
282
00:11:19,355 --> 00:11:20,924
-NO.
-REALLY? WE HAD A --
283
00:11:20,924 --> 00:11:23,026
WE HAD A WHOLE, BIG CONVERSATION
ABOUT IT.
284
00:11:23,026 --> 00:11:24,394
WE DID?
OKAY, REMIND ME.
285
00:11:24,394 --> 00:11:25,862
SENIORS IN HIGH SCHOOL
OR COLLEGE?
286
00:11:25,862 --> 00:11:26,964
NO, NO, NO, NO.
287
00:11:26,964 --> 00:11:29,199
SENIORS IN LIFE.
OLDER PEOPLE.
288
00:11:29,199 --> 00:11:30,700
HOLD ON, WHAT?
289
00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:32,869
I TOLD YOU I FELT LIKE WE NEEDED
TO DO AN OUTREACH PROGRAM.
290
00:11:32,869 --> 00:11:34,771
YOU DEFINITELY SEEMED TO BE
LIKING THE IDEA,
291
00:11:34,771 --> 00:11:36,806
SO I SET IT IN MOTION.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
292
00:11:36,806 --> 00:11:38,174
HOLD, PLEASE.
293
00:11:38,174 --> 00:11:40,376
YOU'RE HIRING
SENIOR CITIZEN INTERNS?
294
00:11:40,376 --> 00:11:41,879
THERE'S BEEN
A TON OF RESEARCH ON THIS,
295
00:11:41,879 --> 00:11:44,614
AND THE RESULTS
ARE ACTUALLY INCREDIBLE.
296
00:11:44,614 --> 00:11:47,450
I MEAN, IMAGINE HAVING AN INTERN
WITH A LIFETIME OF EXPERIENCE,
297
00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:48,852
AS OPPOSED TO
SOMEBODY WHO SPENT
298
00:11:48,852 --> 00:11:50,687
THE LAST FOUR YEARS OF THEIR
LIFE PLAYING BEER PONG.
299
00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:52,455
DO THEY EVENTUALLY
WANT JOBS HERE?
300
00:11:52,455 --> 00:11:54,324
NO, DARLING,
THEY'RE ALL RETIRED.
301
00:11:54,324 --> 00:11:56,326
THEY -- THEY JUST WANT
THE EXPERIENCE.
302
00:11:56,326 --> 00:11:59,262
AND I WOULD LIKE ONE
TO WORK DIRECTLY WITH YOU.
303
00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:01,398
WAIT, CAMERON, NO.
304
00:12:01,398 --> 00:12:03,600
FIRST OF ALL,
I'M NOT GREAT WITH OLDER PEOPLE.
305
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,435
YOU KNOW HOW I AM
WITH MY PARENTS.
306
00:12:05,435 --> 00:12:07,204
THIS COULD BE...
307
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,438
WHY DO I
HAVE TO HAVE ONE?
308
00:12:08,438 --> 00:12:09,939
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO
SET THE TONE.
309
00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:12,442
NOW, WOULD YOU PREFER
A MAN OR A WOMAN?
310
00:12:12,442 --> 00:12:14,544
THERE'S A GREAT
72-YEAR-OLD WOMAN, REALLY CUTE.
311
00:12:14,544 --> 00:12:16,213
THAT'S LIKE THE SAME AGE
AS MY MOM.
312
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:17,614
-THAT'S TOO WEIRD.
-THAT'S FINE.
313
00:12:17,614 --> 00:12:19,516
THERE'S A MAN EVERYONE LOVES.
HE SEEMS AMAZING.
314
00:12:19,516 --> 00:12:21,384
I WATCHED HIS VIDEO
WITH THE WHOLE GROUP.
315
00:12:21,384 --> 00:12:23,854
PEOPLE WERE CRYING.
316
00:12:23,854 --> 00:12:26,189
OKAY, THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK,
IN MY OPINION.
317
00:12:26,189 --> 00:12:28,258
BUT HOW LONG
DO I HAVE TO DO THIS FOR?
318
00:12:28,258 --> 00:12:31,227
-MINIMUM?
-SIX WEEKS OR WE'LL BE SUED.
319
00:12:31,227 --> 00:12:33,630
I KNOW WE NEVER
TALKED ABOUT THIS.
320
00:12:33,630 --> 00:12:35,532
YEAH, WE DID.
FOR REAL.
321
00:12:35,532 --> 00:12:37,334
HE STARTS TOMORROW.
322
00:12:37,334 --> 00:12:40,070
??
323
00:12:40,070 --> 00:12:42,306
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
324
00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:52,883
MM.
325
00:13:00,423 --> 00:13:02,392
BACK IN ACTION.
326
00:13:02,392 --> 00:13:04,827
THANK GOD.
327
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,564
Jason:
NEW INTERNS, WELCOME TO ATF.
328
00:13:07,564 --> 00:13:09,866
WE ALL WORK ON THIS ONE FLOOR,
AND THAT IS BECAUSE
329
00:13:09,866 --> 00:13:13,203
WE ARE ALL ABOUT
COMMUNICATION AND TEAMWORK.
330
00:13:13,203 --> 00:13:14,571
NO ONE
HAS A PRIVATE OFFICE,
331
00:13:14,571 --> 00:13:16,906
NOT EVEN OUR FOUNDER AND CEO,
JULES OSTIN,
332
00:13:16,906 --> 00:13:20,109
WHO IS ACTUALLY
RIGHT OVER THERE.
333
00:13:20,109 --> 00:13:22,679
SHE LOVES TO RIDE HER BIKE
THROUGH THE OFFICE.
334
00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:24,681
THAT WOMAN DOES NOT
LIKE TO WASTE TIME.
335
00:13:24,681 --> 00:13:26,849
PLUS,
SHE COUNTS IT AS EXERCISE.
336
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,417
THAT'S ADORABLE.
337
00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:30,286
YEAH.
MM-HMM.
338
00:13:30,286 --> 00:13:32,455
HEY. HOW YOU DOING?
I'M DAVIS.
339
00:13:32,455 --> 00:13:33,756
HI, DAVIS.
BEN WHITTAKER.
340
00:13:33,756 --> 00:13:35,792
-EXCITING PLACE, HUH?
-OH, MY GOD.
341
00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:38,528
THEY HAD ONE OPENING FOR A
REGULAR-AGE INTERN, NO OFFENSE.
342
00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:40,664
I GOT IT.
I'M SO PSYCHED.
343
00:13:40,664 --> 00:13:41,864
I'M PRETTY PSYCHED
MYSELF.
344
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,767
ALL RIGHT,
A FEW WORDS ABOUT JULES.
345
00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:45,902
SHE STARTED ABOUT THE FIT
ONLY 18 MONTHS AGO.
346
00:13:45,902 --> 00:13:48,104
THIS WHOLE IDEA WAS HATCHED
AT JULES' KITCHEN TABLE
347
00:13:48,104 --> 00:13:49,373
RIGHT HERE IN BROOKLYN.
348
00:13:49,373 --> 00:13:50,974
JULES TRIED EVERYTHING ON
THAT SHE SOLD,
349
00:13:50,974 --> 00:13:52,041
DESCRIBED THE FIT HERSELF,
350
00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:54,610
AND APPARENTLY IT WORKED.
351
00:13:54,610 --> 00:13:57,047
SHE WAS ONLINE
IN FOUR MONTHS.
352
00:13:57,047 --> 00:13:59,249
SHE STARTED WITH 25 EMPLOYEES.
353
00:13:59,249 --> 00:14:00,951
SHE'S NOW UP TO 216.
354
00:14:00,951 --> 00:14:02,752
WITH YOU 4, 220.
355
00:14:02,752 --> 00:14:03,986
WOW.
356
00:14:03,986 --> 00:14:06,055
HEY, BEN, ARE YOU GONNA
WEAR A SUIT EVERY DAY?
357
00:14:06,055 --> 00:14:08,157
-YOU BET.
-CONFIDENT.
358
00:14:08,157 --> 00:14:09,425
I LIKE HOW YOU ROLL.
359
00:14:09,425 --> 00:14:11,428
I LIKE IT A LOT.
360
00:14:11,428 --> 00:14:13,229
[ BELL DINGING ]
361
00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:17,600
WE JUST HIT A RECORD HIGH
OF 2,500 LIKES ON INSTAGRAM.
362
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,836
YEAH!
363
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,836
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
364
00:14:22,138 --> 00:14:23,473
AND THAT'S WHAT WE DO
365
00:14:23,473 --> 00:14:25,241
WHEN SOMETHING GOOD
HAPPENS AROUND HERE.
366
00:14:25,241 --> 00:14:26,642
NEW INTERNS, GRAB A SEAT
367
00:14:26,642 --> 00:14:28,278
AT ONE OF THE INTERN TABLES
OVER THERE.
368
00:14:28,278 --> 00:14:30,580
CHECK YOUR E-MAIL. YOU MAY FIND
THAT YOU'VE BEEN ASSIGNED
369
00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:33,449
TO ONE PARTICULAR PERSON
OR ONE PARTICULAR TEAM.
370
00:14:33,449 --> 00:14:34,918
OR YOU MIGHT JUST BE
A FLOATER.
371
00:14:34,918 --> 00:14:36,286
IT'S ALL GOOD.
372
00:14:36,286 --> 00:14:38,955
OKAY,
LET ME INSTAGRAM THIS.
373
00:14:38,955 --> 00:14:40,423
MOMENT IN TIME.
374
00:14:40,423 --> 00:14:42,559
GRAY IS THE NEW GREEN.
375
00:14:42,559 --> 00:14:43,827
TAKE A SEAT.
376
00:14:43,827 --> 00:14:45,862
??
377
00:15:30,406 --> 00:15:32,709
THANKS.
378
00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:34,877
[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]
379
00:15:34,877 --> 00:15:37,280
GOT ONE.
380
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:40,050
Cameron: "WELCOME BEN!
YOUR INTERNSHIP WILL BE
381
00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:42,652
DIRECTLY WITH OUR FOUNDER,
JULES OSTIN."
382
00:15:42,652 --> 00:15:45,388
OH,
I'M IN THE PHOTO STUDIO.
383
00:15:45,388 --> 00:15:47,424
FLOATER.
LOVE!
384
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:48,825
HEY, BEN,
WHAT'D YOU GET?
385
00:15:48,825 --> 00:15:50,993
LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA BE
A PERSONAL INTERN.
386
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,395
NICE. TO?
387
00:15:52,395 --> 00:15:53,597
JULES OSTIN.
388
00:15:53,597 --> 00:15:55,732
UNFORTUNATE.
389
00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:58,235
HANG IN THERE.
390
00:15:58,235 --> 00:16:00,437
[ CHUCKLES ]
391
00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:02,338
[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]
392
00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:04,307
Becky: "HI BEN,
I HAVE SECURED AN APPOINTMENT
393
00:16:04,307 --> 00:16:07,209
FOR YOU TO MEET WITH
JULES OSTIN TODAY AT 3:55 P.M.
394
00:16:07,209 --> 00:16:10,947
PLEASE BE PROMPT AS JULES HAS
ANOTHER MEETING AT 4:00 P.M."
395
00:16:10,947 --> 00:16:13,983
HMM.
396
00:16:13,983 --> 00:16:17,119
ALL RIGHT,
I'M GOING TO MERCHANDISING.
397
00:16:17,119 --> 00:16:18,522
BEAUTIFUL.
398
00:16:34,437 --> 00:16:36,039
IT'S PERFECT.
399
00:16:36,039 --> 00:16:38,107
YES, I'LL TRY TO
HAVE HER THERE AT 5:00.
400
00:16:38,107 --> 00:16:39,608
UM, NO, WAIT.
401
00:16:39,608 --> 00:16:41,444
I BOOKED HER WITH A VENDOR
AT 5:15.
402
00:16:41,444 --> 00:16:43,279
I'M SORRY.
403
00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:45,115
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
404
00:16:45,115 --> 00:16:46,382
YES, HELLO?
405
00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:47,751
HI.
I'M BEN WHITTAKER.
406
00:16:47,751 --> 00:16:50,253
I HAVE A 3:55 APPOINTMENT
WITH MS. OSTIN.
407
00:16:50,253 --> 00:16:51,655
3:55?
408
00:16:51,655 --> 00:16:53,489
I THOUGHT SHE WAS MEETING WITH
HER NEW INTERN.
409
00:16:53,489 --> 00:16:55,258
THAT'S ME.
410
00:16:55,258 --> 00:16:57,127
HOW YOU DOING?
411
00:16:57,127 --> 00:16:59,496
I'M SORRY, UH,
HOW ARE YOU AN INTERN?
412
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:02,131
W-- IT'S THE NEW
SENIOR INTERN PROGRAM.
413
00:17:02,131 --> 00:17:04,034
IT JUST STARTED TODAY.
414
00:17:04,034 --> 00:17:05,235
OH, MY GOD.
415
00:17:05,235 --> 00:17:07,003
UM...
416
00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:08,104
How old are you?
417
00:17:08,104 --> 00:17:10,039
70. YOU?
418
00:17:10,039 --> 00:17:11,241
I'M 24.
419
00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:12,308
I KNOW, I LOOK OLDER.
420
00:17:12,308 --> 00:17:13,410
IT'S THE JOB.
IT AGES YOU.
421
00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:15,412
WHICH WON'T BE GREAT
IN YOUR CASE.
422
00:17:15,412 --> 00:17:16,713
SORRY.
423
00:17:16,713 --> 00:17:18,514
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT
YOU LOOKED YOUNGER.
424
00:17:18,514 --> 00:17:20,449
YEAH, RIGHT.
425
00:17:20,449 --> 00:17:23,587
ANY TIPS
BEFORE I GO IN?
426
00:17:24,654 --> 00:17:26,656
JUST TALK FAST.
SHE HATES SLOW TALKERS.
427
00:17:26,656 --> 00:17:28,492
MAYBE THAT'S JUST
WHEN I TALK SLOW.
428
00:17:28,492 --> 00:17:30,427
DON'T DAWDLE IN ANY WAY.
JUST KEEP IT MOVING.
429
00:17:30,427 --> 00:17:32,728
AND DON'T FORGET
TO BLINK.
430
00:17:32,728 --> 00:17:34,163
-BLINK?
-YEAH.
431
00:17:34,163 --> 00:17:36,199
SHE HATES WHEN PEOPLE DON'T
BLINK. IT WEIRDS HER OUT.
432
00:17:36,199 --> 00:17:38,000
BUT IT'S 3:57.
THIS MEETING THAT SHE'S IN
433
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,603
JUST TOOK UP LIKE TWO OF YOUR
F-- THEY'RE OUT. GO, GO, GO.
434
00:17:40,603 --> 00:17:42,505
-OKAY, THANKS.
-GO. YEAH.
435
00:17:42,505 --> 00:17:43,539
WHAT?
436
00:17:43,539 --> 00:17:44,941
OH, YEAH, I'M HERE.
437
00:17:44,941 --> 00:17:47,343
HI, JULES?
438
00:17:47,343 --> 00:17:49,646
I'M BEN,
YOUR NEW INTERN.
439
00:17:49,646 --> 00:17:51,747
I'M GLAD YOU ALSO
SEE THE HUMOR IN THIS.
440
00:17:51,747 --> 00:17:54,150
BE HARD NOT TO.
441
00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:56,352
SO, BEN...
442
00:17:56,352 --> 00:17:58,922
I WAS GONNA SAY
WHAT IS A NICE GUY LIKE YOU
443
00:17:58,922 --> 00:18:00,089
DOING AT
A PLACE LIKE THIS?
444
00:18:00,089 --> 00:18:01,891
BUT CAMERON
GAVE ME THE DRILL,
445
00:18:01,891 --> 00:18:03,359
SO CAN I JUST
BE HONEST WITH YOU?
446
00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:04,594
PLEASE.
447
00:18:04,594 --> 00:18:06,429
I'M NOT GONNA HAVE
A LOT FOR YOU TO DO.
448
00:18:06,429 --> 00:18:07,763
THAT'S THE TRUTH.
449
00:18:07,763 --> 00:18:10,266
AND YOU BEING ASSIGNED TO ME
IS KIND OF JUST
450
00:18:10,266 --> 00:18:13,036
FOR ME TO SET AN EXAMPLE
FOR THE REST OF THE TEAM.
451
00:18:13,036 --> 00:18:16,038
IF YOU ASK ME, I THINK
THAT YOU'D BE MUCH BETTER OFF
452
00:18:16,038 --> 00:18:17,574
WORKING IN CREATIVE
OR MARKETING.
453
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:18,841
IT'S A LITTLE BIT
SLOWER PACE,
454
00:18:18,841 --> 00:18:20,309
MAYBE A LITTLE BIT
EASIER TO GRASP.
455
00:18:20,309 --> 00:18:22,645
IF YOU REQUESTED TO TRANSFER,
WE CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
456
00:18:22,645 --> 00:18:24,313
IF THAT'S
WHAT YOU'D PREFER.
457
00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:28,284
YOU'LL BE HAPPIER, BELIEVE ME.
I AM NOT SO FUN TO WORK FOR.
458
00:18:28,284 --> 00:18:31,287
THAT'S WHAT I GATHER,
BUT I CAN GET ALONG WITH ANYONE,
459
00:18:31,287 --> 00:18:33,356
AND I'M HERE TO
LEARN ABOUT YOUR WORLD,
460
00:18:33,356 --> 00:18:35,024
GIVE HELP WHERE I CAN,
SO...
461
00:18:35,024 --> 00:18:37,493
SO,
YOU DON'T WANT TO TRANSFER?
462
00:18:37,493 --> 00:18:38,694
NOT REALLY, SIR.
463
00:18:38,694 --> 00:18:41,030
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
464
00:18:41,030 --> 00:18:42,398
EXCUSE ME.
465
00:18:42,398 --> 00:18:43,667
OKAY.
466
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,468
WELL, THEN, LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME.
467
00:18:45,468 --> 00:18:47,103
GREAT, I'M EXCITED.
468
00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:51,007
I WILL E-MAIL YOU WHEN
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO DO.
469
00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:53,843
OR I COULD JUST STOP BY
A FEW TIMES A DAY, CHECK IN...?
470
00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:55,211
I'LL E-MAIL YOU.
471
00:18:55,211 --> 00:18:57,647
ALSO, DON'T FEEL LIKE
YOU HAVE TO DRESS UP.
472
00:18:57,647 --> 00:18:59,048
I MEAN,
WE'RE SUPER CAS HERE.
473
00:18:59,048 --> 00:19:02,251
WELL, I'M COMFORTABLE IN A SUIT,
IF IT'S OKAY.
474
00:19:02,251 --> 00:19:04,054
NO, IT'S FINE.
475
00:19:04,054 --> 00:19:05,088
OLD SCHOOL.
476
00:19:05,088 --> 00:19:06,155
EXACTLY.
477
00:19:06,155 --> 00:19:07,790
AT LEAST
I'LL STAND OUT.
478
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:10,026
I DON'T THINK YOU NEED A SUIT
TO DO THAT.
479
00:19:10,026 --> 00:19:11,994
TRUE.
480
00:19:11,994 --> 00:19:15,431
WELL, I THINK WE DID IT
IN LESS THAN TWO MINUTES.
481
00:19:15,431 --> 00:19:17,333
I'LL WAIT TO
HEAR FROM YOU.
482
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,768
OKAY.
483
00:19:21,037 --> 00:19:23,272
WANT THE DOOR
OPEN OR CLOSED?
484
00:19:23,272 --> 00:19:24,641
DOESN'T MATTER.
485
00:19:25,808 --> 00:19:27,978
OPEN, ACTUALLY.
486
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,248
YOU'LL GET USED TO ME.
487
00:19:32,248 --> 00:19:34,017
LOOK FORWARD TO IT.
488
00:19:34,017 --> 00:19:37,053
??
489
00:19:45,594 --> 00:19:48,097
HI.
490
00:19:48,097 --> 00:19:49,899
HI.
491
00:19:50,499 --> 00:19:51,667
HI.
492
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,303
HI.
493
00:19:53,303 --> 00:19:54,904
HOWDY.
494
00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:56,339
WHAT DO YOU NEED?
495
00:19:56,339 --> 00:19:57,406
[ CHUCKLES ]
496
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:58,642
NO.
497
00:20:04,147 --> 00:20:06,716
WHAT'S UP, BEN?
ARE YOU GOOD?
498
00:20:06,716 --> 00:20:08,384
PERFECT.
499
00:20:08,384 --> 00:20:09,953
OKAY.
500
00:20:09,953 --> 00:20:12,188
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
501
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,395
THE V-NECK BACK TEE?
502
00:20:19,395 --> 00:20:20,463
THIS IS HOLLY.
503
00:20:20,463 --> 00:20:21,731
CAN YOU
RUN THAT UP TO THEM?
504
00:20:21,731 --> 00:20:23,600
YEAH, NO, NO, WE LOVE
THE WHOLE LINE, MARK.
505
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,001
Lewis:
OKAY, SO YOU CAN ZOOM OUT.
506
00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:26,703
-LIKE THAT.
-I'M GOING TO A MEETING.
507
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,271
I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR.
WE'LL TALK THEN?
508
00:20:28,271 --> 00:20:30,340
AND THEN YOU CAN JUST
CLICK HERE TO BUY IT.
509
00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:32,608
COOL, YEAH.
510
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:35,845
??
511
00:20:40,783 --> 00:20:43,286
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
512
00:20:43,286 --> 00:20:44,487
HELLO?
513
00:20:44,487 --> 00:20:45,888
HI, YEAH.
514
00:20:45,888 --> 00:20:47,657
ALL RIGHT.
515
00:20:47,657 --> 00:20:49,192
YOU STAYING?
516
00:20:49,192 --> 00:20:51,127
CAN'T LEAVE
BEFORE THE BOSS LEAVES, DAVIS.
517
00:20:51,127 --> 00:20:52,895
LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE A WHILE.
518
00:20:52,895 --> 00:20:55,365
ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU IN THE MORNING, BEN.
519
00:20:55,365 --> 00:20:56,832
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
520
00:20:56,832 --> 00:20:59,035
YOU, TOO.
521
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,476
[ ALARM BEEPING, RINGING ]
522
00:21:09,044 --> 00:21:11,247
LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN.
523
00:21:12,715 --> 00:21:13,983
THANKS.
524
00:21:19,255 --> 00:21:20,890
HOW ABOUT I PUSH,
YOU DELIVER?
525
00:21:20,890 --> 00:21:22,592
THANK YOU.
526
00:21:22,592 --> 00:21:25,461
I LIKE THAT THERE'S FOUR FAVES
INSTEAD OF THREE,
527
00:21:25,461 --> 00:21:27,730
BUT CAN I SEE THE ONE
WITHOUT THE JACKET JUST TO...
528
00:21:27,730 --> 00:21:28,764
SURE.
529
00:21:28,764 --> 00:21:30,100
HI.
530
00:21:31,967 --> 00:21:33,202
OKAY, SO THEY WANT TO KNOW
531
00:21:33,202 --> 00:21:34,604
WHAT CUSTOMERS BOUGHT
WHO DIDN'T COME BACK
532
00:21:34,604 --> 00:21:36,239
SO THEY CAN SPOT A PROBLEM
IF THERE IS ONE, RIGHT?
533
00:21:36,239 --> 00:21:37,607
YEAH, BUT
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO--
534
00:21:37,607 --> 00:21:39,141
ALL RIGHT, WELL, HERE'S
WHAT I THINK WE SHOULD DO.
535
00:21:39,141 --> 00:21:40,343
-BEN!
-WE SHOULD GO--
536
00:21:40,343 --> 00:21:42,211
BEN! HEY, LOOK.
HERE SHE COMES.
537
00:21:42,211 --> 00:21:43,580
WATCH HOW
SHE WON'T EVEN--
538
00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:44,680
HEY, BECK.
WHAT'S UP?
539
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,317
YOU LOOK
REALLY NICE TO--
540
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,453
HOW LONG CAN A WOMAN
BE MAD AT YOU FOR?
541
00:21:50,453 --> 00:21:52,421
WELL, IT KIND OF
DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU DID.
542
00:21:52,421 --> 00:21:54,991
WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
NOTHING ON PURPOSE.
543
00:21:54,991 --> 00:21:56,392
WE WERE GOING OUT
FOR A MINUTE.
544
00:21:56,392 --> 00:21:59,095
I THOUGHT SHE WAS COOL.
I REALLY LIKED HER.
545
00:21:59,095 --> 00:22:02,232
BUT THEN I SORT OF
ACCIDENTALLY...
546
00:22:02,232 --> 00:22:04,267
-SLEPT WITH HER ROOMMATE.
-THAT DOESN'T HELP.
547
00:22:04,267 --> 00:22:05,535
I DIDN'T KNOW
SHE WAS HER ROOMMATE.
548
00:22:05,535 --> 00:22:07,236
I MET HER OUT.
HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT?
549
00:22:07,236 --> 00:22:09,638
-HEY, NIKKI.
-BEN, TELL ME.
550
00:22:09,638 --> 00:22:10,773
I DON'T KNOW THIS STUFF.
551
00:22:10,773 --> 00:22:12,108
YOU'RE OLDER.
552
00:22:12,108 --> 00:22:13,642
YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH
A LOT.
553
00:22:13,642 --> 00:22:16,613
I MEAN, YOU -- I MEAN,
YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPERIENCE.
554
00:22:16,613 --> 00:22:18,414
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
SHE'LL BE MAD AT ME FOR?
555
00:22:18,414 --> 00:22:20,250
JAY, I HAVE ZERO EXPERIENCE
WITH WOMEN,
556
00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:22,352
AND I CAN TELL YOU, THERE'S
NO COMING BACK FROM THAT ONE.
557
00:22:22,352 --> 00:22:24,453
I MEAN, I ASSUME
YOU TALKED TO HER, APOLOGIZED,
558
00:22:24,453 --> 00:22:26,456
TOLD HER
HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO YOU.
559
00:22:26,456 --> 00:22:28,691
WELL, YOU KNOW...
560
00:22:28,691 --> 00:22:29,959
YOU DIDN'T TALK TO HER?
561
00:22:29,959 --> 00:22:31,494
WHAT DID YOU DO,
SEND HER A TWEET?
562
00:22:31,494 --> 00:22:32,562
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
563
00:22:32,562 --> 00:22:35,298
I, LIKE, TEXTED HER
A BILLION TIMES.
564
00:22:35,298 --> 00:22:38,233
SHE DIDN'T ANSWER,
SO THEN I E-MAILED HER.
565
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,903
BUT IT WAS LIKE,
A NICE E-MAIL.
566
00:22:39,903 --> 00:22:41,538
IT WAS A LONG ONE,
WELL THOUGHT OUT.
567
00:22:41,538 --> 00:22:43,606
SUBJECT LINE I WROTE,
"I'M SOOORRY,"
568
00:22:43,606 --> 00:22:44,973
WITH LIKE A TON OF O's.
569
00:22:44,973 --> 00:22:46,542
SO IT WAS LIKE,
"I'M SOOORRY,"
570
00:22:46,542 --> 00:22:50,346
WITH A SAD EMOTICON
WHERE HE'S CRYING
571
00:22:50,346 --> 00:22:53,116
AT THE SIDE OF
ITS LITTLE CHEEK.
572
00:22:53,116 --> 00:22:55,918
I SHOULD PROBABLY ACTUALLY
JUST TALK TO HER, HUH?
573
00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:57,119
OBVIOUSLY.
574
00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:59,255
CAN'T IMAGINE
IT WOULD HURT.
575
00:22:59,255 --> 00:23:01,357
OH, DID YESTERDAY'S NUMBERS
COME IN?
576
00:23:01,357 --> 00:23:02,992
YEAH.
577
00:23:02,992 --> 00:23:04,394
WE COULD DO IT THAT WAY,
TOO.
578
00:23:04,394 --> 00:23:06,662
I NOTICED MY INTERN
SURE KEEPS BUSY.
579
00:23:06,662 --> 00:23:07,930
MR. CONGENIALITY.
580
00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:09,365
HE'S A VERY BIG HIT.
581
00:23:09,365 --> 00:23:10,399
EVERYBODY LOVES HIM.
582
00:23:10,399 --> 00:23:12,167
OKAY,
DO NOT LOOK AT THAT DESK.
583
00:23:12,167 --> 00:23:13,369
IT'S LIKE
THE OFFICE JUNK DRAWER.
584
00:23:13,369 --> 00:23:15,772
IT'S JUST GONNA
DRIVE YOU CRAZY.
585
00:23:15,772 --> 00:23:17,039
YOU JUST DID THAT.
586
00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:18,841
WHAT, ARE YOU
PREPARING FOR SURGERY?
587
00:23:18,841 --> 00:23:22,011
OKAY, SERIOUSLY?
588
00:23:22,011 --> 00:23:24,981
LIKE,
HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN?
589
00:23:26,782 --> 00:23:29,519
[ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS ]
590
00:23:33,756 --> 00:23:35,057
NO, NO, I-I CAN SET IT UP.
591
00:23:35,057 --> 00:23:36,458
SHE'S JUST IN A MEETING.
592
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,127
HI.
SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH?
593
00:23:38,127 --> 00:23:40,129
YES, JULES SPILLED SOY SAUCE
ON HER SAINT LAURENT JACKET.
594
00:23:40,129 --> 00:23:41,463
CAN YOU TAKE IT
TO THE PHOTO STUDIO?
595
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,032
THERE'S LOTS OF CLEANERS
AND STUFF IN THERE.
596
00:23:43,032 --> 00:23:44,033
SURE.
WHERE IS IT?
597
00:23:44,033 --> 00:23:45,434
SHE'S WEARING IT.
598
00:23:45,434 --> 00:23:50,773
THEY WOULD LIKE US
TO CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY...
599
00:23:50,773 --> 00:23:52,175
OKAY.
600
00:23:52,175 --> 00:23:57,279
...OF, UH, MEETING WITH
SOME, UH, POTENTIAL CEOs.
601
00:23:57,279 --> 00:23:58,848
WOW.
602
00:23:58,848 --> 00:24:02,718
I DID NOT
SEE THAT COMING.
603
00:24:02,718 --> 00:24:06,022
W-WHY? UH...
604
00:24:06,022 --> 00:24:07,957
AM I TOO INEXPERIENCED
AT RUNNING A BUSINESS?
605
00:24:07,957 --> 00:24:09,325
I-I DIDN'T GO TO HARVARD?
606
00:24:09,325 --> 00:24:12,195
MY -- MY METHODS
AREN'T BY THE BOOK?
607
00:24:12,195 --> 00:24:15,798
I MEAN,
ISN'T THAT HOW WE GOT HERE?
608
00:24:15,798 --> 00:24:17,299
REALLY?
609
00:24:17,299 --> 00:24:19,234
I NEED ADULT SUPERVISION?
610
00:24:19,234 --> 00:24:21,637
COULD WE BE DOING BETTER?
611
00:24:21,637 --> 00:24:24,607
WE HIT OUR FIVE-YEAR GOAL
IN NINE MONTHS.
612
00:24:24,607 --> 00:24:25,975
EXACTLY.
613
00:24:25,975 --> 00:24:27,977
JULES, WE CAN'T KEEP UP
WITH OUR OWN SUCCESS.
614
00:24:27,977 --> 00:24:29,512
YOU KNOW THAT.
615
00:24:29,512 --> 00:24:32,015
YOU'RE AN HOUR LATE
TO EVERY MEETING.
616
00:24:32,015 --> 00:24:34,250
WE HAVE A NAME FOR IT --
JULES STANDARD TIME.
617
00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,985
AND LOOK, I GET IT. THERE'S ONLY
SO MANY HOURS IN THE DAY.
618
00:24:36,985 --> 00:24:38,554
WE'RE ALL PLAYING CATCHUP.
619
00:24:38,554 --> 00:24:41,357
OUR TECH GUYS WORK UNTIL
2:00, 3:00 IN THE MORNING.
620
00:24:41,357 --> 00:24:43,392
CUSTOMER SERVICE
IS SLAMMED.
621
00:24:43,392 --> 00:24:44,794
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF
INVENTORY.
622
00:24:44,794 --> 00:24:47,696
WE'VE GOT SHIPPING ISSUES
AND PROGRAMMING PROBLEMS.
623
00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:48,965
AND -- AND THE BIGGER WE GET,
624
00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:50,499
THE MORE COMPLICATED
IT'S GONNA GET.
625
00:24:50,499 --> 00:24:52,668
BUT ISN'T THIS
WHAT A STARTUP IS?
626
00:24:52,668 --> 00:24:54,704
WHAT?
627
00:24:54,704 --> 00:24:56,905
SAY IT. WHAT IS EVERYONE
SO WORRIED ABOUT?
628
00:24:56,905 --> 00:25:00,209
THAT IT'S ALL GOING TOO FAST,
AND IT COULD GET AWAY FROM US.
629
00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:03,345
OUR INVESTORS JUST THINK
THAT A SEASONED CEO
630
00:25:03,345 --> 00:25:05,314
COULD TAKE SOME THINGS
OFF YOUR PLATE.
631
00:25:05,314 --> 00:25:08,084
THAT'S ALL. JUST FREE YOU UP
TO DO WHAT YOU DO GREAT.
632
00:25:08,084 --> 00:25:09,452
YOU COME UP WITH THE IDEAS,
633
00:25:09,452 --> 00:25:11,287
AND LET SOMEBODY ELSE
MAKE THE TRAINS RUN ON TIME.
634
00:25:11,287 --> 00:25:12,789
BUT, CAMERON,
THIS NEW PERSON,
635
00:25:12,789 --> 00:25:14,957
THEY ARE GOING TO
WANT TO DO THINGS THEIR WAY.
636
00:25:14,957 --> 00:25:16,491
TECHNICALLY
BE MY BOSS.
637
00:25:16,491 --> 00:25:19,095
I MEAN,
HOW CAN I DO WHAT I DO
638
00:25:19,095 --> 00:25:20,997
IF I HAVE TO
REPORT TO SOMEONE ELSE,
639
00:25:20,997 --> 00:25:23,166
RUN EVERY IDEA I HAVE
BY THIS PERSON?
640
00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:24,533
CAN YOU
SEE THAT WORKING?
641
00:25:24,533 --> 00:25:26,802
WELL,
GILT GROUPE BROUGHT IN A CEO.
642
00:25:26,802 --> 00:25:28,571
HOW ARE THEY DOING?
643
00:25:30,539 --> 00:25:33,542
I MEAN, GET ME CEO LESSONS,
YOU KNOW?
644
00:25:33,542 --> 00:25:35,244
[ SIGHS ]
645
00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:37,814
Ben: UH, EXCUSE ME.
646
00:25:37,814 --> 00:25:39,581
I APOLOGIZE,
647
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:42,584
BUT BECKY SAID YOU NEEDED
SOMETHING TAKEN CARE OF
648
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:44,486
ON YOUR JACKET.
649
00:25:44,486 --> 00:25:46,522
OH, RIGHT.
650
00:25:56,698 --> 00:25:57,800
THANK YOU, BEN.
651
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,469
OF COURSE.
652
00:26:01,437 --> 00:26:05,208
THE V.C.s MADE UP A LIST
OF POTENTIAL CEOs.
653
00:26:05,208 --> 00:26:07,076
LET'S JUST TAKE A LOOK
AT THE LIST.
654
00:26:07,076 --> 00:26:09,812
EXPLORE IT,
THEN DECIDE.
655
00:26:09,812 --> 00:26:11,547
BABY STEPS.
656
00:26:15,817 --> 00:26:17,086
BEN.
657
00:26:17,086 --> 00:26:18,754
SOMETHING BIG
GOING ON IN THERE?
658
00:26:18,754 --> 00:26:20,056
I COULDN'T SAY.
659
00:26:20,056 --> 00:26:21,757
YOU WERE IN THERE
A LONG TIME.
660
00:26:21,757 --> 00:26:23,526
I CAN'T HEAR A THING.
661
00:26:23,526 --> 00:26:25,461
Psst!
662
00:26:25,461 --> 00:26:27,329
SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT ME TO HER.
663
00:26:27,329 --> 00:26:30,066
[ Mouthing ]
NO, YOU HAVE TO DO IT.
664
00:26:32,668 --> 00:26:34,736
ON MY WAY, BOSS.
665
00:26:34,736 --> 00:26:36,105
HMM. BOSS.
666
00:26:36,105 --> 00:26:39,342
??
667
00:26:52,221 --> 00:26:53,623
HEY, BEN. BEN.
668
00:26:53,623 --> 00:26:55,224
HOW OLD'S
THAT BRIEFCASE?
669
00:26:55,224 --> 00:26:58,327
IT'S A 1973 EXECUTIVE ASHBURN
ATTACH�.
670
00:26:58,327 --> 00:26:59,995
THEY DON'T MAKE IT ANYMORE.
671
00:26:59,995 --> 00:27:01,497
I'M A LITTLE
IN LOVE WITH IT.
672
00:27:01,497 --> 00:27:03,800
IT'S A CLASSIC, LEWIS.
IT'S UNBEATABLE.
673
00:27:06,769 --> 00:27:08,370
GOOD NIGHT.
674
00:27:08,370 --> 00:27:09,705
BYE.
675
00:27:21,884 --> 00:27:24,120
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
676
00:27:29,992 --> 00:27:33,395
Jules: OH, MY GOD.
SOMEBODY CLEANED UP THAT DESK.
677
00:27:33,395 --> 00:27:37,833
I SWEAR, I WAS GONNA STAY LATE
AND DO THIS MYSELF.
678
00:27:37,833 --> 00:27:39,468
WASN'T ME.
679
00:27:39,468 --> 00:27:41,904
BEN CAME IN AT 7:00 THIS MORNING
AND DID IT.
680
00:27:41,904 --> 00:27:43,438
WHO?
681
00:27:43,438 --> 00:27:44,507
BEN.
682
00:27:44,507 --> 00:27:46,275
YOUR INTERN.
683
00:27:46,275 --> 00:27:48,477
BEN WHITTAKER.
684
00:27:48,477 --> 00:27:51,214
SOMEONE'S VERY HAPPY.
685
00:27:51,214 --> 00:27:53,416
BRILLIANT.
THANK YOU.
686
00:27:53,416 --> 00:27:55,718
BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED
AROUND HERE ALL WEEK.
687
00:27:57,753 --> 00:27:59,789
[ BELL DINGS ]
688
00:27:59,789 --> 00:28:01,824
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
689
00:28:05,127 --> 00:28:07,230
THANK YOU.
690
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,569
THIS IS YOUR GIFT
FOR A JOB WELL DONE.
691
00:28:14,569 --> 00:28:18,206
I'M FIONA,
THE HOUSE MASSEUSE.
692
00:28:18,206 --> 00:28:19,742
HI, FIONA.
693
00:28:19,742 --> 00:28:20,643
-HI.
-BEN.
694
00:28:20,643 --> 00:28:22,211
HI.
DOES THAT FEEL OKAY?
695
00:28:22,211 --> 00:28:23,679
IT FEELS GREAT, ACTUALLY.
THANK YOU.
696
00:28:23,679 --> 00:28:25,848
OKAY. YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT TIGHT,
BEN.
697
00:28:25,848 --> 00:28:27,449
WELL, I HAVEN'T SAT AT A DESK
FOR A WHILE.
698
00:28:27,449 --> 00:28:29,718
-MY BODY'S NOT USED TO IT.
-NO, I GET IT.
699
00:28:29,718 --> 00:28:33,021
PLUS, THEY SAY
SITTING IS THE NEW SMOKING.
700
00:28:33,021 --> 00:28:34,590
LET ME SEE
WHAT I CAN DO.
701
00:28:34,590 --> 00:28:37,092
I, UH, SPOTTED YOU
IN THE LUNCHROOM.
702
00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:38,361
I WONDERED WHO YOU WERE.
703
00:28:38,361 --> 00:28:39,629
-DID YOU? OH.
-YEAH.
704
00:28:39,629 --> 00:28:41,597
THEN SOMEONE TOLD ME
YOU WERE AN INTERN.
705
00:28:41,597 --> 00:28:43,598
THAT'S PRETTY COOL OF YOU
TO DO THIS.
706
00:28:43,598 --> 00:28:45,501
WELL, IT'S A BRAVE NEW WORLD.
THOUGHT I'D JUMP IN.
707
00:28:45,501 --> 00:28:46,635
SEE WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.
708
00:28:46,635 --> 00:28:49,438
YEAH, I KNOW.
ABSOLUTELY.
709
00:28:49,438 --> 00:28:52,441
I'M CONSTANTLY AMAZED
AT WHAT THEY DO HERE.
710
00:28:52,441 --> 00:28:54,142
LOVE BEING
A PART OF IT.
711
00:28:54,142 --> 00:28:55,577
OH.
712
00:28:55,577 --> 00:28:57,346
-OH, MY GOD.
-YEAH.
713
00:28:57,346 --> 00:29:00,248
THERE. YEAH.
RIGHT THERE.
714
00:29:00,248 --> 00:29:02,250
HOW'S THAT, BEN?
715
00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:04,887
WELL, IT'S -- OH, BOY.
716
00:29:04,887 --> 00:29:06,322
GOOD.
717
00:29:06,322 --> 00:29:08,657
JASON.
718
00:29:08,657 --> 00:29:11,360
OKAY, GOOD.
GOOD, GOOD.
719
00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:14,830
THERE, GOOD.
720
00:29:14,830 --> 00:29:17,066
HERE YOU GO.
721
00:29:17,066 --> 00:29:18,967
A LITTLE TIGHT
RIGHT HERE.
722
00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:20,135
IS THAT BETTER?
723
00:29:20,135 --> 00:29:22,204
-OH, BOY, OH, BOY.
-OH, HOW'S THAT?
724
00:29:22,204 --> 00:29:24,573
OH, BOY.
725
00:29:24,573 --> 00:29:26,808
WELL, IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU,
BEN.
726
00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:29,445
LOVE THAT THERE'S ANOTHER
OLDIE BUT GOODIE HERE.
727
00:29:29,445 --> 00:29:31,080
NICE TO MEET YOU.
728
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,114
SEE YOU LATER?
729
00:29:32,114 --> 00:29:33,148
LOVE TO.
730
00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:34,717
ME, TOO.
731
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,389
[ LAUGHTER ]
732
00:29:40,389 --> 00:29:42,157
YOU'RE NOT AS OLD
AS I THOUGHT YOU WERE.
733
00:29:42,157 --> 00:29:43,659
OOH!
734
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,997
WAIT, SO YOU'RE SAYING
YOU SHAVE EVERY DAY?
735
00:29:47,997 --> 00:29:49,431
-YES.
-EVEN ON SUNDAYS?
736
00:29:49,431 --> 00:29:51,967
-EVERY DAY.
-OKAY, AND EVEN IF YOU KNOW
737
00:29:51,967 --> 00:29:53,635
THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE
ANYONE THAT YOU KNOW?
738
00:29:53,635 --> 00:29:56,105
-YES.
-HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
739
00:29:56,105 --> 00:29:57,640
I'M ON
cheapapartments.com,
740
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,242
AND I LITERALLY CAN'T AFFORD
A SINGLE APARTMENT
741
00:30:00,242 --> 00:30:01,677
IN ALL OF BROOKLYN.
742
00:30:01,677 --> 00:30:04,479
MY PARENTS GAVE ME TWO WEEKS
TO FIND A PLACE,
743
00:30:04,479 --> 00:30:06,482
AND THAT'S JUST NOT
GONNA HAPPEN.
744
00:30:06,482 --> 00:30:07,750
GETTING EVICTED?
745
00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:10,385
HEY, I'M IN NO RUSH,
BUT APPARENTLY THEY ARE.
746
00:30:10,385 --> 00:30:13,789
ALL RIGHT, HERE.
LET ME SEE YOUR PHONE.
747
00:30:13,789 --> 00:30:16,325
Cheapapartments.com.
HAVE YOU TRIED CRAIGSLIST?
748
00:30:16,325 --> 00:30:19,595
-YES.
-OKAY. THEN I AM OUT OF IDEAS.
749
00:30:23,532 --> 00:30:25,501
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
750
00:30:27,069 --> 00:30:29,805
JULES. HI.
HOW ARE YOU?
751
00:30:29,805 --> 00:30:31,574
HI. HOW ARE YOU?
752
00:30:39,414 --> 00:30:40,482
-HEY.
-HEY.
753
00:30:40,482 --> 00:30:42,218
-HOW'S IT GOING?
-WELL, GOOD.
754
00:30:42,218 --> 00:30:44,386
-MIKE, RIGHT?
-YEAH.
755
00:30:44,386 --> 00:30:46,121
YEAH, I'M BEN.
I WORK FOR JULES.
756
00:30:46,121 --> 00:30:47,890
YEAH, SHE'LL BE DOWN
IN A MINUTE.
757
00:30:46,121 --> 00:30:47,890
I KNOW.
758
00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:49,692
LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU
FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE,
759
00:30:49,692 --> 00:30:51,627
BUT I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE
LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW,
760
00:30:51,627 --> 00:30:53,229
AND IT APPEARED
YOU WERE DRINKING SOMETHING
761
00:30:53,229 --> 00:30:54,964
FROM A PAPER BAG.
762
00:30:54,964 --> 00:30:57,333
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, MAN.
763
00:30:58,601 --> 00:31:00,635
WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER
YOU CAN'T DRIVE HER TODAY,
764
00:31:00,635 --> 00:31:02,538
OR I'M GONNA HAVE TO.
765
00:31:06,208 --> 00:31:07,810
WE ALL GOOD?
766
00:31:07,810 --> 00:31:09,345
YEAH.
767
00:31:18,453 --> 00:31:20,823
JULES,
I'M SORRY TO DO THIS,
768
00:31:20,823 --> 00:31:23,458
BUT I'M ACTUALLY
NOT FEELING SO HOT.
769
00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:24,727
NOT SURE
I SHOULD BE DRIVING.
770
00:31:24,727 --> 00:31:25,927
I WOULDN'T WANT TO
GIVE YOU ANYTHING.
771
00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,029
OH, SURE.
772
00:31:27,029 --> 00:31:28,396
YEAH, NO, YOU SHOULD
TAKE THE DAY OFF
773
00:31:28,396 --> 00:31:29,798
AND FEEL BETTER, OKAY?
774
00:31:29,798 --> 00:31:31,500
THANKS.
775
00:31:33,936 --> 00:31:35,938
I'M HAPPY
TO COVER FOR MIKE.
776
00:31:35,938 --> 00:31:37,973
THAT'S OKAY.
BECKY CAN DRIVE ME.
777
00:31:37,973 --> 00:31:40,343
REALLY?
YOU WANT TO GIVE HER MORE TO DO?
778
00:31:44,914 --> 00:31:47,148
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND
IF I DON'T GET IN THE FRONT.
779
00:31:47,148 --> 00:31:49,652
I-I'M NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE.
I JUST THINK BETTER IN THE BACK.
780
00:31:49,652 --> 00:31:50,786
I MEAN, I COULD
GET IN THE FRONT, BUT --
781
00:31:50,786 --> 00:31:52,921
NO, NO, NO.
THIS IS PERFECT.
782
00:31:52,921 --> 00:31:54,022
YEAH.
783
00:31:54,022 --> 00:31:57,092
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
784
00:31:57,092 --> 00:31:59,695
AND EVERYTHING YOU HEAR IN THE
CAR IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.
785
00:31:59,695 --> 00:32:01,597
-OKAY?
-GOES WITHOUT SAYING.
786
00:32:01,597 --> 00:32:03,632
-HI, MOM.
-Oh, I found you.
787
00:32:03,632 --> 00:32:06,067
YEAH. SO, WHAT'S UP?
HOW'S EVERYTHING?
788
00:32:06,067 --> 00:32:08,003
Well, your dad and I
are finally putting together
789
00:32:08,003 --> 00:32:09,838
all our research
at the hospital.
790
00:32:09,838 --> 00:32:11,073
[ KEYS CLACKING ]
791
00:32:09,838 --> 00:32:11,073
THAT'S GREAT.
792
00:32:11,073 --> 00:32:13,408
I hear you typing.
793
00:32:13,408 --> 00:32:14,743
That's better.
794
00:32:14,743 --> 00:32:16,545
So, we've been studying
women under 40
795
00:32:16,545 --> 00:32:18,547
who sleep less than
six hours a night.
796
00:32:18,547 --> 00:32:20,849
-AND WHAT'D YOU FIND OUT?
-It's interesting.
797
00:32:20,849 --> 00:32:22,918
It seems like
they're 38% more likely
798
00:32:22,918 --> 00:32:24,653
to experience major weight gain
799
00:32:24,653 --> 00:32:27,089
compared to women who slept
seven hours a night.
800
00:32:27,089 --> 00:32:28,423
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
801
00:32:28,423 --> 00:32:29,992
YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SLEPT
IN TWO YEARS.
802
00:32:29,992 --> 00:32:32,227
Well, I can't change
the facts, dear.
803
00:32:32,227 --> 00:32:35,297
MOM, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M RUSHING INTO THE CITY FOR
A MEETING AND I NEED TO PREPARE.
804
00:32:35,297 --> 00:32:37,198
CAN I CALL YOU
WHEN I GET HOME?
805
00:32:37,198 --> 00:32:39,000
Oh, you don't have to.
806
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,769
OKAY. LOVE YOU.
807
00:32:40,769 --> 00:32:42,638
Thank you.
808
00:32:40,769 --> 00:32:42,638
[ CELLPHONE CLICKS ]
809
00:32:45,107 --> 00:32:46,709
[ SKYPE RINGTONE PLAYS ]
810
00:32:46,709 --> 00:32:48,010
Hey, how we doing?
811
00:32:48,010 --> 00:32:50,145
Did you look over
the material on Atwood?
812
00:32:50,145 --> 00:32:51,580
YEAH, I DID.
813
00:32:51,580 --> 00:32:54,249
UH, HE HAD A GREAT RUN AT
TRAVELOCITY AND CITIGROUP...
814
00:32:54,249 --> 00:32:55,684
AND I GET IT.
HE'S MAJOR.
815
00:32:55,684 --> 00:32:57,752
He is.
And the best thing about him
816
00:32:57,752 --> 00:33:00,523
is he's been watching us,
and he loves what we're doing.
817
00:33:00,523 --> 00:33:01,857
But he's only one of the names
on the list.
818
00:33:01,857 --> 00:33:03,625
So if you don't like him,
we move on.
819
00:33:03,625 --> 00:33:06,495
But, Jules,
try to be open.
820
00:33:06,495 --> 00:33:07,662
He's supposed to
be brilliant.
821
00:33:07,662 --> 00:33:09,832
And the V.C.s love him.
A lot.
822
00:33:09,832 --> 00:33:12,034
MARK ZUCKERBERG
NEVER BROUGHT IN A CEO,
823
00:33:12,034 --> 00:33:13,635
AND HE WAS A TEENAGER.
824
00:33:13,635 --> 00:33:15,237
Call me after.
825
00:33:15,237 --> 00:33:17,440
OKAY.
826
00:33:18,740 --> 00:33:20,676
OH, THANKS,
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
827
00:33:20,676 --> 00:33:22,277
-I CAN OPEN THE DOOR.
-SURE.
828
00:33:22,277 --> 00:33:24,780
OKAY, SO, THIS SHOULDN'T
TAKE MORE THAN AN HOUR.
829
00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:26,081
BUT IF YOU CAN'T STAY HERE,
830
00:33:26,081 --> 00:33:27,883
I'LL CALL BECKY
AND THEN SHE'LL FIND YOU.
831
00:33:27,883 --> 00:33:29,184
AND THEN
YOU CAN JUST PULL UP --
832
00:33:29,184 --> 00:33:31,387
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL BE HERE.
833
00:33:31,387 --> 00:33:33,789
I THINK
I FORGOT TO EAT TODAY.
834
00:33:33,789 --> 00:33:35,757
SHOULD I PICK YOU UP
SOME SUSHI?
835
00:33:35,757 --> 00:33:37,927
NO,
I EAT TOO MUCH MERCURY.
836
00:33:37,927 --> 00:33:39,628
I'LL BE FINE.
I'M GOOD.
837
00:33:39,628 --> 00:33:41,463
I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF NAUSEOUS,
SO...
838
00:33:41,463 --> 00:33:43,132
[ SIGHS ]
839
00:33:44,499 --> 00:33:47,670
??
840
00:34:14,429 --> 00:34:15,697
THAT WAS FAST.
841
00:34:15,697 --> 00:34:17,166
NOT FAST ENOUGH.
842
00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:20,035
OH, I-I PICKED YOU UP SOME SOUP
FROM A PLACE I KNOW.
843
00:34:20,035 --> 00:34:21,069
THANKS.
844
00:34:21,069 --> 00:34:24,373
YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO D--
TO DO --
845
00:34:24,373 --> 00:34:26,341
OH, MY GOD,
THAT SMELLS SO GOOD.
846
00:34:26,341 --> 00:34:27,676
GOOD.
847
00:34:28,410 --> 00:34:30,846
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
848
00:34:30,846 --> 00:34:33,148
WORD TRAVELS FAST.
849
00:34:33,148 --> 00:34:34,349
PRETTY SHORT MEETING.
850
00:34:34,349 --> 00:34:36,485
-YEAH. I HATED HIM.
-REALLY? WHAT HAPPENED?
851
00:34:36,485 --> 00:34:39,588
I THOUGHT HE WAS
A CONDESCENDING,
SEXIST KNOW-IT-ALL
852
00:34:39,588 --> 00:34:41,756
WHO DID NOT SEEM TO GET
WHAT WE DO AT ALL.
853
00:34:41,756 --> 00:34:44,092
AND, HONESTLY, I THINK
HE WOULD RUN OUR BUSINESS
854
00:34:44,092 --> 00:34:46,261
IN A COMPLETELY INORGANIC WAY
THAT WOULD LOSE US
855
00:34:46,261 --> 00:34:49,098
ALL THE CUSTOMERS
WE HAVE KILLED OURSELVES TO GET.
856
00:34:49,098 --> 00:34:51,133
OH, AND I THINK
THAT HE WOULD REPLACE US
857
00:34:51,133 --> 00:34:52,667
AS SOON AS
HE GOT THE CHANCE.
858
00:34:52,667 --> 00:34:53,869
Oh, and...
859
00:34:53,869 --> 00:34:56,872
[Chuckles]
the man never blinked.
860
00:34:56,872 --> 00:34:59,108
An Olympian non-blinker.
861
00:34:59,108 --> 00:35:00,976
OKAY, THEN.
862
00:35:00,976 --> 00:35:02,243
Yeah.
863
00:35:02,243 --> 00:35:04,412
SEE YOU IN THE A.M.?
864
00:35:04,412 --> 00:35:07,349
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.
865
00:35:07,349 --> 00:35:08,717
I'M SORRY.
866
00:35:08,717 --> 00:35:10,953
Hey, don't be.
867
00:35:10,953 --> 00:35:13,055
??
868
00:35:33,575 --> 00:35:36,211
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU
FOR HELPING OUT WITH MIKE TODAY
869
00:35:36,211 --> 00:35:37,913
AND FOR
GETTING ME CHICKEN SOUP.
870
00:35:37,913 --> 00:35:41,383
OH, AND FOR CLEANING THAT MESS.
THAT WAS AWESOME.
871
00:35:41,383 --> 00:35:42,684
SERIOUSLY.
872
00:35:42,684 --> 00:35:44,653
YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
873
00:35:46,822 --> 00:35:49,391
IT'S OKAY.
I REALLY WON'T BITE.
874
00:35:49,391 --> 00:35:53,128
YOU STARTED THIS BUSINESS ALL BY
YOURSELF A YEAR AND A HALF AGO,
875
00:35:53,128 --> 00:35:55,597
AND NOW YOU HAVE
A STAFF OF 220 PEOPLE.
876
00:35:55,597 --> 00:35:57,398
REMEMBER WHO DID THAT.
877
00:35:57,398 --> 00:35:58,567
WHO?
878
00:35:58,567 --> 00:35:59,868
[ CHUCKLES ]
879
00:35:59,868 --> 00:36:02,737
UM, THANK YOU.
880
00:36:02,737 --> 00:36:05,941
AND I HATE TO SAY IT,
BUT TRY TO GET SOME SLEEP.
881
00:36:08,843 --> 00:36:10,679
-MOMMY.
-HEY!
882
00:36:10,679 --> 00:36:11,780
HI.
883
00:36:11,780 --> 00:36:14,316
-HI.
-HERE'S MY FAVORITE GIRL.
884
00:36:14,316 --> 00:36:17,319
HEY, BABY.
[ SMOOCHES ]
885
00:36:17,319 --> 00:36:18,854
-HI, HONEY.
-HEY.
886
00:36:20,155 --> 00:36:22,024
OVER THE HUMP.
887
00:36:24,325 --> 00:36:25,560
SO, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
888
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,195
KIND OF OKAY.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
889
00:36:27,195 --> 00:36:30,165
MADDIE SAID SHE DIDN'T WANT TO
BE MY FRIEND ANYMORE.
890
00:36:30,165 --> 00:36:31,333
OH.
891
00:36:31,333 --> 00:36:33,068
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T THINK SHE MEANT IT.
892
00:36:33,068 --> 00:36:34,936
SHE'D MISS YOU TOO MUCH.
[ SMOOCHES ]
893
00:36:34,936 --> 00:36:38,773
I'M STARTING TO THINK
THAT MADDIE IS BIPOLAR.
894
00:36:38,773 --> 00:36:41,176
WE GO THROUGH THIS
EVERY OTHER DAY.
895
00:36:41,176 --> 00:36:42,277
WE DO.
896
00:36:42,277 --> 00:36:44,713
OH, HOW WAS YOUR MEETING?
IT WAS TODAY, RIGHT?
897
00:36:44,713 --> 00:36:46,381
YEAH, JUST HAD IT.
898
00:36:46,381 --> 00:36:48,750
MOMMY, I THINK I'M WINNING.
LOOK!
899
00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:50,719
OH, THAT IS SO COOL.
900
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,022
YEAH, THAT'S
THE PLAY-DOH CAKE CHALLENGE.
901
00:36:53,022 --> 00:36:54,689
WE'RE NOT FINISHING
UNTIL TOMORROW,
902
00:36:54,689 --> 00:36:56,925
SO PLEASE HOLD
ON ALL JUDGING.
903
00:36:56,925 --> 00:36:59,361
NOT TO MENTION THAT WE HAD
AN ACCIDENT WITH MINE
904
00:36:59,361 --> 00:37:02,931
WHEN SOMEONE, NOT TO NAME
ANY NAMES, PUT HER ELBOW IN IT.
905
00:37:02,931 --> 00:37:05,099
-WHAT?
-IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
906
00:37:05,099 --> 00:37:08,036
WELL, I GOT TO SAY,
I LOVE THE PINK ONE A LOT.
907
00:37:08,036 --> 00:37:10,338
THAT'S MINE.
ARE YOU HAPPY AT ME?
908
00:37:10,338 --> 00:37:13,875
I AM SO HAPPY AT YOU.
I'M BEYOND HAPPY AT YOU.
909
00:37:13,875 --> 00:37:15,877
DADDY HELPED ME
WITH THE ICING.
910
00:37:15,877 --> 00:37:17,379
GOOD JOB, YOU GUYS.
911
00:37:17,379 --> 00:37:19,147
SO, HOW ABOUT
I GIVE YOU YOUR BATH, OKAY?
912
00:37:19,147 --> 00:37:20,648
WAIT, HANG ON.
I WAS WAITING FOR YOUR CALL.
913
00:37:20,648 --> 00:37:22,717
SO,
YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE GUY?
914
00:37:22,717 --> 00:37:25,053
HE WASN'T
A GOOD FIT FOR ME.
915
00:37:25,053 --> 00:37:28,423
BUT A LOT OF OTHER NAMES
ON THE LIST, SO...
916
00:37:28,423 --> 00:37:29,558
YEAH.
917
00:37:29,558 --> 00:37:31,393
I'M GONNA
BEAT YOU UPSTAIRS.
918
00:37:31,393 --> 00:37:34,896
? DO I WANT YOU? ?
919
00:37:34,896 --> 00:37:38,200
? OH, MY, DO I? ?
920
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,568
[ ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS ]
921
00:37:39,568 --> 00:37:41,737
Miles: BEN,
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN DAYS.
922
00:37:41,737 --> 00:37:43,872
THAT'S RIGHT, HOMEY.
BEN'S GOT A JOB.
923
00:37:43,872 --> 00:37:45,907
Patty:
OH, YOU'RE NEVER HOME.
924
00:37:45,907 --> 00:37:49,211
WHAT DO YOU DO--
NEVER MIND. IT'S PATTY.
925
00:37:49,211 --> 00:37:50,979
[ ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS ]
926
00:37:50,979 --> 00:37:54,916
? OH, MY, AND I DO I? ?
927
00:37:54,916 --> 00:37:58,386
? YOU KNOW, HONEY ?
928
00:37:58,386 --> 00:38:00,756
? 'DEED I DO ?
929
00:38:00,756 --> 00:38:04,092
[ DIALING ]
930
00:38:04,092 --> 00:38:06,628
? I'M GLAD THAT I'M THE ONE ?
931
00:38:06,628 --> 00:38:07,729
FIONA: Hello?
932
00:38:07,729 --> 00:38:09,397
HI, UH, FIONA.
933
00:38:09,397 --> 00:38:11,867
IT'S BEN WHITTAKER
FROM ABOUT THE FIT.
934
00:38:11,867 --> 00:38:14,636
Oh, hey.
It's good to hear your voice.
935
00:38:14,636 --> 00:38:16,238
OH, IT'S GOOD
TO HEAR YOUR VOICE, TOO.
936
00:38:16,238 --> 00:38:18,440
It was great
meeting you today.
937
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,909
I CALLED YOU QUICKER
THAN YOU THOUGHT I WOULD.
938
00:38:20,909 --> 00:38:22,945
I'm glad you did.
[ Laughs ]
939
00:38:32,855 --> 00:38:34,556
JULES.
940
00:38:34,556 --> 00:38:37,492
Shh.
Let her sleep, Dad.
941
00:38:37,492 --> 00:38:39,561
Okay.
942
00:38:39,561 --> 00:38:42,331
Okay.
943
00:38:46,268 --> 00:38:47,969
WHEN I HEARD THAT,
I WAS LIKE, "GOOD,
944
00:38:47,969 --> 00:38:50,638
BECAUSE I DEFINITELY WASN'T
EATING LUNCHABLES BEFORE."
945
00:38:50,638 --> 00:38:53,141
[ LAUGHTER ]
946
00:38:53,141 --> 00:38:55,010
YEAH, THEY'RE COMING OUT WITH
947
00:38:55,010 --> 00:38:56,845
A MORE GROWN-UP VERSION
OF LUNCHABLES.
948
00:38:56,845 --> 00:38:59,247
UH, THEY'RE CALLED
SO YOU STILL CAN'T COOK-ABLES.
949
00:38:59,247 --> 00:39:02,851
UH, GROW-UP-ABLES ALREADY.
950
00:39:02,851 --> 00:39:04,520
[ TELEVISION SHUTS OFF ]
951
00:39:10,558 --> 00:39:12,294
I TRIED TO STAY UP.
952
00:39:12,294 --> 00:39:13,929
I KNOW.
953
00:39:13,929 --> 00:39:16,965
I'M SORRY I FELL ASLEEP
IN THERE. I JUST PASSED OUT.
954
00:39:16,965 --> 00:39:20,134
I KNOW WE HAD A PLAN TO HAVE
A GROWN-UP CONVERSATION.
955
00:39:20,134 --> 00:39:23,138
YOU WANT TO
NETFLIX SOMETHING?
956
00:39:29,677 --> 00:39:31,145
HM?
957
00:39:31,145 --> 00:39:33,781
I'M SORRY.
I JUST FELL OUT FOR A SECOND.
958
00:39:33,781 --> 00:39:36,017
IT'S OKAY.
959
00:39:36,017 --> 00:39:38,587
PAIGE LEARNED TO SAY
"HUMONGOUS" TODAY.
960
00:39:38,587 --> 00:39:39,754
REALLY?
961
00:39:39,754 --> 00:39:41,189
CRACKS ME UP.
962
00:39:41,189 --> 00:39:43,225
SHE LOOKS AT ME,
SHE SAYS,
963
00:39:43,225 --> 00:39:46,761
"YOU'RE A VERY HUMONGOUS DAD,
DAD."
964
00:39:46,761 --> 00:39:47,762
OH.
965
00:39:47,762 --> 00:39:49,664
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
966
00:39:49,664 --> 00:39:53,635
OH, GOD. YOU KNOW I HATE
TO SOUND LIKE THE OTHER MOMS.
967
00:39:53,635 --> 00:39:56,504
BUT I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE
I NEED A LITTLE ME TIME.
968
00:39:56,504 --> 00:39:59,274
I KNOW.
969
00:40:06,315 --> 00:40:07,850
GOOD NIGHT.
970
00:40:14,656 --> 00:40:16,891
ANYBODY HOME?
971
00:40:16,891 --> 00:40:19,894
CAN'T KEEP MY EYES OPEN,
JULE.
972
00:40:19,894 --> 00:40:21,496
WE'LL DO IT TOMORROW,
OKAY?
973
00:40:25,867 --> 00:40:28,437
[ SIGHS ]
974
00:40:36,010 --> 00:40:38,113
CAN YOU TURN OUT
YOUR LIGHT?
975
00:40:49,123 --> 00:40:51,159
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
976
00:40:54,229 --> 00:40:55,497
[ TELEPHONE BEEPS ]
977
00:40:55,497 --> 00:40:56,398
HELLO?
978
00:40:56,398 --> 00:40:57,999
Hey, Ben.
It's Becky.
979
00:40:57,999 --> 00:40:59,368
From Jules' office?
980
00:40:59,368 --> 00:41:00,835
YEAH, HEY.
WHAT'S UP?
981
00:41:00,835 --> 00:41:02,070
Jules' driver is M.I.A.
982
00:41:02,070 --> 00:41:03,305
He's not answering
any of my texts.
983
00:41:03,305 --> 00:41:05,073
I know
you drove Jules yesterday,
984
00:41:05,073 --> 00:41:06,441
and I didn't hear
any complaints.
985
00:41:06,441 --> 00:41:07,976
So can you pick her up
this morning?
986
00:41:07,976 --> 00:41:10,112
-SURE.
-You know where she lives?
987
00:41:10,112 --> 00:41:12,948
-I WAS THERE YESTERDAY.
-Okay, so you remember.
988
00:41:12,948 --> 00:41:14,749
-YEAH.
-And you're hearing me, right?
989
00:41:14,749 --> 00:41:16,351
LOUD AND CLEAR, BOSS.
990
00:41:16,351 --> 00:41:18,786
Okay, so be there at 7:45,
ring the bell, and walk away.
991
00:41:18,786 --> 00:41:19,888
She'll know it's you.
992
00:41:19,888 --> 00:41:21,556
RING BELL, WALK AWAY.
GOT IT.
993
00:41:25,026 --> 00:41:26,861
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
994
00:41:26,861 --> 00:41:29,264
OH, WALK AWAY.
995
00:41:30,065 --> 00:41:32,267
HANG ON.
I'M COMING.
996
00:41:32,267 --> 00:41:33,635
HI. HERE FOR JULES?
997
00:41:33,635 --> 00:41:35,337
YEAH, HI, SORRY.
I'LL WAIT IN THE CAR.
998
00:41:35,337 --> 00:41:37,772
UH, SHE'S ON A CALL.
DO YOU WANT TO COME IN?
999
00:41:37,772 --> 00:41:39,140
I JUST MADE SOME COFFEE.
1000
00:41:39,140 --> 00:41:40,475
COULD BE A WHILE.
1001
00:41:40,475 --> 00:41:41,643
I'M MATT.
1002
00:41:43,445 --> 00:41:44,412
BEN WHITTAKER.
1003
00:41:44,412 --> 00:41:46,114
GOOD TO MEET YOU.
COME ON IN.
1004
00:41:46,114 --> 00:41:48,617
LEGOS EVERYWHERE,
SO WATCH YOUR STEP.
1005
00:41:48,617 --> 00:41:49,851
SURE.
1006
00:41:49,851 --> 00:41:52,621
Jules: MAYBE FEATURE SOME
BLOGGERS ON THE HOMEPAGE?
1007
00:41:52,621 --> 00:41:54,323
HAVE A SEAT, BEN.
1008
00:41:54,323 --> 00:41:56,257
HEY, PAIGE, THIS IS BEN.
HE WORKS WITH MOMMY.
1009
00:41:56,257 --> 00:41:57,492
-HI.
-HI.
1010
00:41:57,492 --> 00:41:59,327
I'M PLAYING
PRINCESS MEMORY GAME.
1011
00:41:59,327 --> 00:42:02,030
OH, YEAH.
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO WIN.
1012
00:42:02,030 --> 00:42:03,465
SO,
YOUR JULES' NEW DRIVER?
1013
00:42:03,465 --> 00:42:05,767
NO, ACTUALLY,
I'M HER INTERN.
1014
00:42:05,767 --> 00:42:08,002
THAT'S HYSTERICAL.
1015
00:42:08,002 --> 00:42:10,072
YOU KNOW
WHAT AN INTERN IS?
1016
00:42:08,002 --> 00:42:10,072
NO.
1017
00:42:10,072 --> 00:42:11,907
THAT'S OKAY.
EVERYONE THINKS IT'S HYSTERICAL.
1018
00:42:11,907 --> 00:42:14,709
HEY, MATT, DID A--
1019
00:42:14,709 --> 00:42:16,511
MORNING.
1020
00:42:16,511 --> 00:42:19,013
MORNING.
1021
00:42:19,013 --> 00:42:21,149
IS THAT ALL
DRY-CLEANING?
1022
00:42:21,149 --> 00:42:23,385
THESE THREE ARE.
THESE TWO ARE LAUNDRY.
1023
00:42:23,385 --> 00:42:25,920
AND THIS BUTTON --
THIS BUTTON IS MISSING.
1024
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,388
I MEAN, IT'S LOOSE, SO...
1025
00:42:27,388 --> 00:42:28,423
-OKAY.
-IF THEY COULD JUST...
1026
00:42:28,423 --> 00:42:29,724
-YOU GOT IT.
-THANKS.
1027
00:42:29,724 --> 00:42:31,159
HEY, AND, HONEY,
UH, BEFORE YOU LEAVE,
1028
00:42:31,159 --> 00:42:32,494
JUST GOT TO
GO OVER A COUPLE THINGS.
1029
00:42:32,494 --> 00:42:33,561
OKAY.
1030
00:42:33,561 --> 00:42:36,031
-LOOK WHO I FOUND.
-YAY!
1031
00:42:36,031 --> 00:42:38,333
-HE WAS IN YOUR HAMPER.
-THANK YOU.
1032
00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:40,067
MATTY,
DID AN ATF BOX ARRIVE FOR ME?
1033
00:42:40,067 --> 00:42:41,469
ON THE TABLE.
1034
00:42:41,469 --> 00:42:43,471
UH, I -- I THINK
I'LL JUST WAIT -- WAIT OUT--
1035
00:42:43,471 --> 00:42:46,808
BEN.
DO YOU WANT A RAISIN?
1036
00:42:46,808 --> 00:42:48,477
-THANK YOU.
-[ GIGGLES ]
1037
00:42:48,477 --> 00:42:51,279
OKAY, SO TONIGHT,
YOU'RE WORKING...
1038
00:42:51,279 --> 00:42:53,381
ARE YOU LISTENING,
OR DID I LOSE YOU?
1039
00:42:53,381 --> 00:42:54,449
BEN,
IS SHE LISTENING?
1040
00:42:54,449 --> 00:42:55,917
I AM TOTALLY LISTENING.
1041
00:42:55,917 --> 00:42:58,286
I ORDERED SOME STUFF
TO CHECK ON HOW IT ARRIVED.
1042
00:42:58,286 --> 00:43:00,288
NOT GREAT,
BY THE WAY.
1043
00:43:00,288 --> 00:43:01,489
GO ON.
TONIGHT?
1044
00:43:01,489 --> 00:43:03,291
YEAH, OKAY.
YOU'RE WORKING,
1045
00:43:03,291 --> 00:43:06,128
SO PAIGE AND I ARE GONNA
GO TO MY MOM'S FOR DINNER.
1046
00:43:06,128 --> 00:43:08,163
AFTER SCHOOL'S
RUBY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
1047
00:43:08,163 --> 00:43:09,864
AND, UH,
WHAT ABOUT NEXT MONDAY?
1048
00:43:09,864 --> 00:43:12,000
DO YOU KNOW YET IF WE CAN GO TO
DINNER WITH ROBBIE AND ANNIE?
1049
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,603
OH,
I'M SO SLAMMED NEXT WEEK.
1050
00:43:15,703 --> 00:43:18,106
I'M SORRY.
IF YOU WANT TO GO, I'LL MAKE IT.
1051
00:43:18,106 --> 00:43:20,809
-WHEN WAS IT?
-OH, MY GOD. MONDAY.
1052
00:43:22,343 --> 00:43:24,980
OKAY, I'M SORRY. I WAS FIXATED
ON THIS TISSUE PAPER.
1053
00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:26,381
I WILL BE THERE.
1054
00:43:26,381 --> 00:43:27,748
OKAY.
1055
00:43:27,748 --> 00:43:30,885
THANK YOU FOR THE COFFEE.
THANKS FOR LETTING ME PLAY.
1056
00:43:30,885 --> 00:43:32,019
OH! SORRY.
1057
00:43:32,019 --> 00:43:33,321
I'LL MEET YOU IN THE CAR.
1058
00:43:33,321 --> 00:43:35,556
ACTUALLY, I HAVE TO GO.
COME ON, SWEETIE.
1059
00:43:35,556 --> 00:43:37,025
BEN, WE'RE GONNA
DROP PAIGE AT SCHOOL, OKAY?
1060
00:43:37,025 --> 00:43:38,426
-HERE WE GO.
-LET'S DO IT.
1061
00:43:38,426 --> 00:43:41,396
KISS DADDY GOODBYE.
MWAH!
1062
00:43:41,396 --> 00:43:44,766
HEY, WAIT.
YOU FORGOT YOUR DOGGY.
1063
00:43:44,766 --> 00:43:46,368
[ SMOOCHES ]
1064
00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:50,572
MATT SEEMS LIKE
A TERRIFIC GUY.
1065
00:43:50,572 --> 00:43:53,341
HMM?
1066
00:43:50,572 --> 00:43:53,341
SORRY,
DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT.
1067
00:43:53,341 --> 00:43:56,010
UH, THAT'S OKAY.
I AGREE. HE IS.
1068
00:43:56,010 --> 00:43:57,512
WHO? THE DAD?
1069
00:43:57,512 --> 00:43:59,614
THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER KIDS
CALL MATT
1070
00:43:59,614 --> 00:44:02,450
BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY DAD
IN A SEA OF MOMS.
1071
00:44:02,450 --> 00:44:03,918
I'VE READ ABOUT
THESE HOUSEHUSBANDS.
1072
00:44:03,918 --> 00:44:05,820
IT'S INTERESTING
HOW THAT ALL WORKED JUST NOW.
1073
00:44:05,820 --> 00:44:09,157
THEY ACTUALLY PREFER TO BE
CALLED STAY-AT-HOME DADS.
1074
00:44:09,157 --> 00:44:11,125
OH, SORRY.
DID NOT KNOW THAT.
1075
00:44:11,125 --> 00:44:13,094
WELL,
IT'S VERY ADMIRABLE.
1076
00:44:13,094 --> 00:44:15,063
HE'S A REAL
21st-CENTURY FATHER.
1077
00:44:15,063 --> 00:44:16,364
HE IS.
1078
00:44:16,364 --> 00:44:18,299
HE ACTUALLY
HAD A GREAT JOB IN MARKETING,
1079
00:44:18,299 --> 00:44:20,335
BUT, UM,
WHEN ABOUT THE FIT TOOK OFF,
1080
00:44:20,335 --> 00:44:23,004
HE LEFT
TO BE A FULL-TIME DAD.
1081
00:44:23,004 --> 00:44:25,607
TOTALLY SAVED OUR BUTTS.
1082
00:44:31,179 --> 00:44:32,647
[ KEYS CLICKING ]
1083
00:44:38,353 --> 00:44:40,287
OH, WE'RE HERE,
BIG GIRL.
1084
00:44:40,287 --> 00:44:42,690
I DO THIS IN THE CAFETERIA
1085
00:44:42,690 --> 00:44:46,027
TO MY LUNCH FRIENDS
WHEN THEY'RE DON'T LOOKING.
1086
00:44:46,027 --> 00:44:47,629
-YOU DO THAT?
-HEY, JULES.
1087
00:44:47,629 --> 00:44:49,730
HI.
NICE TO SEE YOU HERE.
1088
00:44:49,730 --> 00:44:51,333
UH, NOT SURE
IF YOU GOT OUR E-MAIL,
1089
00:44:51,333 --> 00:44:53,034
BUT WE'RE DOING A FIESTA LUNCH
NEXT FRIDAY,
1090
00:44:53,034 --> 00:44:55,003
AND WE THOUGHT
YOU COULD BRING THE GUACAMOLE.
1091
00:44:55,003 --> 00:44:58,206
UH, YOU PROBABLY WON'T HAVE TIME
TO MAKE IT, SO YOU CAN BUY IT.
1092
00:44:58,206 --> 00:44:59,974
WHICH IS FINE.
1093
00:44:59,974 --> 00:45:01,843
ENOUGH FOR 18.
1094
00:45:01,843 --> 00:45:03,577
NO, I CAN MAKE IT.
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
1095
00:45:03,577 --> 00:45:05,680
GREAT.
MATT CAN BRING IT.
1096
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:06,714
TOTALLY.
1097
00:45:06,714 --> 00:45:08,549
BYE.
1098
00:45:08,549 --> 00:45:11,386
ALL RIGHT.
HAVE A GREAT DAY, SWEET PEA.
1099
00:45:11,386 --> 00:45:12,854
HAVE FUN AT RUBY'S PARTY,
OKAY?
1100
00:45:12,854 --> 00:45:16,257
MOMMY? DO YOU KNOW HOW
TO MAKE GUACAMOLE?
1101
00:45:16,257 --> 00:45:17,825
YES, I DO.
REALLY WELL, IN FACT.
1102
00:45:17,825 --> 00:45:19,627
WE'RE --
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT TOGETHER.
1103
00:45:19,627 --> 00:45:21,863
AND AFTER THAT, WE'LL HAVE
A MOTHER-DAUGHTER DANCE PARTY?
1104
00:45:21,863 --> 00:45:24,098
[ CHUCKLES ]
1105
00:45:24,098 --> 00:45:26,234
HEY, MADDIE.
WHAT'S UP?
1106
00:45:28,903 --> 00:45:30,872
Bipolar.
1107
00:45:30,872 --> 00:45:32,340
OH, MY GOD.
1108
00:45:32,340 --> 00:45:33,575
COME HERE.
1109
00:45:33,575 --> 00:45:35,009
OH, I LOVE YOU,
BIG GIRL.
1110
00:45:35,009 --> 00:45:36,644
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
1111
00:45:36,644 --> 00:45:39,146
GOD.
1112
00:45:39,146 --> 00:45:41,483
TAKING THE HIGH ROAD
IS EXHAUSTING.
1113
00:45:41,483 --> 00:45:43,351
IT'S 2015.
1114
00:45:41,483 --> 00:45:43,351
[ SEAT BELT CLICKS ]
1115
00:45:43,351 --> 00:45:45,420
ARE WE REALLY STILL CRITICAL
OF WORKING MOMS?
1116
00:45:45,420 --> 00:45:48,122
SERIOUSLY? STILL?
1117
00:45:48,122 --> 00:45:51,459
I'M SORRY.
THAT WAS ALL RHETORICAL.
1118
00:45:51,459 --> 00:45:53,027
THERE'S NO NEED
TO RESPOND.
1119
00:45:53,027 --> 00:45:54,462
WASN'T GOING TO.
1120
00:45:54,462 --> 00:45:57,199
[ CELLPHONE DINGS ]
1121
00:46:11,713 --> 00:46:13,081
OH, BEN.
1122
00:46:13,081 --> 00:46:14,482
I WANT TO
STOP BY THE WAREHOUSE.
1123
00:46:14,482 --> 00:46:16,150
480 GREENPOINT.
1124
00:46:16,150 --> 00:46:17,485
SURE.
1125
00:46:18,686 --> 00:46:20,821
NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU WANT TO MAKE A RIGHT.
1126
00:46:20,821 --> 00:46:22,757
9th TO HAMILTON
TO THE EXPRESSWAY.
1127
00:46:22,757 --> 00:46:25,960
UH, I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE
4th TO FLATBUSH. MUCH FASTER.
1128
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,496
I-IT WON'T BE.
1129
00:46:28,496 --> 00:46:30,698
BY 12 MINUTES, AT LEAST.
1130
00:46:30,698 --> 00:46:31,933
CAN I TRY?
1131
00:46:34,836 --> 00:46:36,104
I APOLOGIZE.
1132
00:46:36,104 --> 00:46:37,839
NO NEED.
1133
00:46:37,839 --> 00:46:42,077
Jules: TRY TO LINE THE DOTS UP
THE BEST YOU CAN.
1134
00:46:42,077 --> 00:46:43,845
AND THEN...
1135
00:46:43,845 --> 00:46:45,013
OKAY.
1136
00:46:45,013 --> 00:46:48,082
IF YOU CAN,
TRY TO PULL THIS TOWARDS YOU,
1137
00:46:48,082 --> 00:46:49,150
HOLDING IT ON THE OUTSIDE.
1138
00:46:49,150 --> 00:46:51,486
GOOD MEETING YOU.
1139
00:46:56,224 --> 00:46:57,792
OKAY, SO THEN
PUT THAT ON LIGHTLY.
1140
00:46:57,792 --> 00:46:59,928
PUT IT DOWN WITH TWO.
SECURE IT.
1141
00:47:02,830 --> 00:47:04,399
OUR PACKAGE SHOULD FEEL LIKE
THEY'RE GETTING
1142
00:47:04,399 --> 00:47:06,635
A LITTLE GIFT
THAT THEY BOUGHT FOR THEMSELVES.
1143
00:47:08,803 --> 00:47:12,073
? TALL AND TAN
AND YOUNG AND LOVELY ?
1144
00:47:12,073 --> 00:47:13,774
? THE GIRL FROM IPANEMA
GOES WALKING ?
1145
00:47:13,774 --> 00:47:17,278
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
1146
00:47:13,774 --> 00:47:17,278
IT'S OPEN.
1147
00:47:17,278 --> 00:47:18,346
BEN.
1148
00:47:18,346 --> 00:47:19,848
-WOW.
-COME ON IN.
1149
00:47:19,848 --> 00:47:21,850
-DIDN'T EXPECT THIS.
-YEAH.
1150
00:47:21,850 --> 00:47:24,519
I LIKE TO THINK OF IT
AS A LITTLE BIT OF PARADISE.
1151
00:47:24,519 --> 00:47:27,088
CAN I INTEREST YOU
IN A BACK RUB?
1152
00:47:24,519 --> 00:47:27,088
OH, NO, THANKS.
1153
00:47:27,088 --> 00:47:29,723
I JUST CAME BY BECAUSE
I FOUND OUT I HAVE TO WORK LATE.
1154
00:47:29,723 --> 00:47:31,693
OH.
THEN NO DINNER TONIGHT.
1155
00:47:31,693 --> 00:47:34,562
SORRY. I WAS REALLY
LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
1156
00:47:34,562 --> 00:47:36,163
BUT I'M HOPING
WE CAN PICK ANOTHER NIGHT.
1157
00:47:36,163 --> 00:47:38,199
OF COURSE.
COME SIT DOWN.
1158
00:47:38,199 --> 00:47:39,867
LET ME HAVE YOUR JACKET.
1159
00:47:39,867 --> 00:47:41,368
-OH.
-JUST FOR A MINUTE.
1160
00:47:41,368 --> 00:47:43,304
COME ON. RELAX.
1161
00:47:43,304 --> 00:47:46,040
OKAY,
HOW ABOUT A FOOT MASSAGE?
1162
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:47,408
DURING OFFICE HOURS?
1163
00:47:47,408 --> 00:47:49,644
YEAH,
THAT'S KIND OF THE POINT.
1164
00:47:49,644 --> 00:47:52,313
-MAY I?
-WELL...
1165
00:47:52,313 --> 00:47:54,482
OKAY.
1166
00:47:57,018 --> 00:47:58,319
IT'S ALREADY
PRETTY GOOD.
1167
00:47:58,319 --> 00:48:00,287
ALL I'VE DONE
IS TAKE OFF YOUR SOCK.
1168
00:48:00,287 --> 00:48:02,423
WELL,
NO ONE'S EVER DONE THAT BETTER.
1169
00:48:02,423 --> 00:48:04,091
JUST RELAX.
1170
00:48:04,091 --> 00:48:05,326
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
1171
00:48:05,326 --> 00:48:07,061
PUT YOUR HEAD BACK.
1172
00:48:07,061 --> 00:48:08,496
OH.
1173
00:48:08,496 --> 00:48:10,498
SO, WHEN WOULD YOU
LIKE TO RESCHEDULE?
1174
00:48:10,498 --> 00:48:11,933
-TOMORROW?
-[ CHUCKLES ]
1175
00:48:11,933 --> 00:48:14,202
CAN'T TOMORROW.
WHAT ABOUT SATURDAY?
1176
00:48:14,202 --> 00:48:15,436
GOOD.
1177
00:48:15,436 --> 00:48:18,206
OH, GOD.
THIS IS ENORMOUSLY SATISFYING.
1178
00:48:18,206 --> 00:48:19,473
WHAT TIME
SHOULD I PICK YOU UP?
1179
00:48:19,473 --> 00:48:21,642
NOON?
I LOVE DAYTIME DATES.
1180
00:48:21,642 --> 00:48:23,644
LUNCH, PERFECT.
IT'S SOONER.
1181
00:48:23,644 --> 00:48:26,013
SO, HOW'S IT GOING?
HOW'S JULES?
1182
00:48:26,013 --> 00:48:28,583
I MEAN, SHE WORKS ON
ALL CYLINDERS ALL THE TIME.
1183
00:48:28,583 --> 00:48:31,686
DOESN'T STOP, DOESN'T SLEEP,
NEVER SEE HER EAT.
1184
00:48:31,686 --> 00:48:34,155
MAYBE IT'S GOOD THAT I'M HERE,
YOU KNOW?
1185
00:48:34,155 --> 00:48:35,957
I HOPE I CAN HELP HER.
1186
00:48:35,957 --> 00:48:39,093
I KNEW
YOU WERE GONNA BE A GOOD GUY.
1187
00:48:39,093 --> 00:48:40,562
I KNEW IT.
1188
00:48:42,062 --> 00:48:43,831
TRY TO RELAX.
1189
00:48:43,831 --> 00:48:45,265
OH.
1190
00:48:45,265 --> 00:48:46,801
OH.
1191
00:48:46,801 --> 00:48:47,868
OH.
1192
00:48:47,868 --> 00:48:49,270
OOH.
1193
00:48:49,270 --> 00:48:51,473
[ MOANING ]
1194
00:48:53,407 --> 00:48:56,111
OH. WOW.
1195
00:48:57,478 --> 00:48:58,813
OH, MY GOD.
1196
00:48:58,813 --> 00:49:00,381
I'M SORRY! I'M LEAVING!
I'M LEAVING!
1197
00:49:00,381 --> 00:49:02,417
SORRY! DON'T STOP!
I'M LEAVING.
1198
00:49:02,417 --> 00:49:03,818
OH, MY SHOE.
1199
00:49:03,818 --> 00:49:04,953
SORRY.
1200
00:49:09,490 --> 00:49:10,892
-SO?
-I DON'T KNOW, KID.
1201
00:49:10,892 --> 00:49:12,460
THIS LEASE
DOESN'T LOOK SO HOT TO ME.
1202
00:49:12,460 --> 00:49:15,229
THREE-MONTH SECURITY DEPOSIT.
YOU MUST REALLY LOVE THIS PLACE.
1203
00:49:15,229 --> 00:49:16,698
NO, IT'S HORRIBLE.
1204
00:49:16,698 --> 00:49:19,133
BUT I CAN GET IN
THIS WEEK.
1205
00:49:19,133 --> 00:49:21,535
WELL, IF I WERE YOU,
I'D KEEP LOOKING.
1206
00:49:21,535 --> 00:49:22,837
-OKAY.
-HEY, LEWIS.
1207
00:49:22,837 --> 00:49:25,005
WHAT'S UP?
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU SO AWAKE.
1208
00:49:25,005 --> 00:49:27,975
I WAS JUST ASKED TO DELIVER
THIS HUGE ORDER TO TRIBECA,
1209
00:49:27,975 --> 00:49:29,743
AND I THINK
IT'S TO JAY Z's APARTMENT.
1210
00:49:29,743 --> 00:49:31,378
I'M NOT KIDDING.
LOOK, IT SAYS, "S. CARTER."
1211
00:49:31,378 --> 00:49:33,681
-I'M A LITTLE FREAKED OUT.
-I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS,
1212
00:49:33,681 --> 00:49:35,349
BUT IS THIS
SOMEONE YOU WANT TO IMPRESS?
1213
00:49:35,349 --> 00:49:37,018
THIS IS A GENIUS, BEN.
1214
00:49:37,018 --> 00:49:40,087
WHOA, WHAT IF BEYONC�
OPENS THE DOOR?
1215
00:49:37,018 --> 00:49:40,087
OH, MY GOD.
1216
00:49:40,087 --> 00:49:41,822
OKAY, NOW I KNOW
WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
1217
00:49:41,822 --> 00:49:44,425
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT ON
A PROPER SHIRT WITH A COLLAR.
1218
00:49:44,425 --> 00:49:46,194
A COLLAR?
THESE ARE HIP-HOP PEOPLE.
1219
00:49:46,194 --> 00:49:48,663
DRESS TO IMPRESS, LEWIS.
GO TO THE RACK.
1220
00:49:48,663 --> 00:49:50,230
FIND A BOYFRIEND SHIRT
THAT FITS.
1221
00:49:50,230 --> 00:49:52,867
BRING THE HAIR DOWN IF YOU CAN.
TUCK IN THE SHIRT.
1222
00:49:52,867 --> 00:49:54,702
WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY
TUCK ANYTHING IN ANYMORE?
1223
00:49:54,702 --> 00:49:56,170
OH, I'M ASKING YOU.
1224
00:49:56,170 --> 00:49:57,238
OKAY, OKAY.
1225
00:49:57,238 --> 00:49:59,440
BENJAMIN...
1226
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:00,975
WE MADE SOME PROGRESS.
1227
00:50:00,975 --> 00:50:02,710
VERY BIG DAY
FOR THE INTERN TEAM.
1228
00:50:02,710 --> 00:50:03,844
IT WAS GREAT.
1229
00:50:03,844 --> 00:50:05,079
I MEAN, SHE YELLED AT ME,
BUT --
1230
00:50:05,079 --> 00:50:06,480
SHE YELLS AT ME
ALL THE TIME, TOO.
1231
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:07,681
RIGHT?
IT WAS COMMUNICATION.
1232
00:50:07,681 --> 00:50:08,983
-YEAH.
-IT WAS A BREAKTHROUGH.
1233
00:50:08,983 --> 00:50:10,017
YEAH.
1234
00:50:10,017 --> 00:50:11,786
WHOO!
OH, YOU WANT ONE TOO?
1235
00:50:11,786 --> 00:50:13,287
-YEAH.
-OKAY.
1236
00:50:13,287 --> 00:50:16,090
OKAY, BOYS. I'M POSSIBLY
MEETING JAY Z AND/OR BEYONC�,
1237
00:50:16,090 --> 00:50:17,124
AND I'M IN A BLOUSE.
1238
00:50:17,124 --> 00:50:19,460
WEAR IT, DUDE.
IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT.
1239
00:50:19,460 --> 00:50:20,461
NOT TRUE.
1240
00:50:20,461 --> 00:50:21,896
BIG ONE.
1241
00:50:21,896 --> 00:50:24,933
??
1242
00:50:55,996 --> 00:50:58,766
-I HATE EATING ALONE.
-SO DO I.
1243
00:50:58,766 --> 00:51:00,701
YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY
HAVE TO KEEP DOING THAT.
1244
00:51:00,701 --> 00:51:02,970
OH, FORCE OF HABIT.
1245
00:51:02,970 --> 00:51:03,937
HERE YOU GO.
1246
00:51:03,937 --> 00:51:05,172
SWIPED THESE
FROM THE TECH FRIDGE.
1247
00:51:05,172 --> 00:51:06,541
OH, NICE GOING.
1248
00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:08,342
YOU WANT A SLICE?
1249
00:51:08,342 --> 00:51:10,245
SURE, THANKS.
1250
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:13,614
CHEERS.
1251
00:51:13,614 --> 00:51:14,983
CHEERS.
1252
00:51:20,554 --> 00:51:22,656
I NOTICED
A COUPLE HOURS AGO,
1253
00:51:22,656 --> 00:51:25,026
YOU HAD A MEETING
WITH ANOTHER POSSIBLE CEO.
1254
00:51:25,026 --> 00:51:27,461
I SAW HIM ARRIVE.
HOW'D THAT GO?
1255
00:51:27,461 --> 00:51:29,363
IT WAS GOING WELL...
1256
00:51:29,363 --> 00:51:30,798
UNTIL HE CALLED US --
1257
00:51:30,798 --> 00:51:33,635
I BELIEVE THE TERM HE USED
WAS A "CHICK SITE."
1258
00:51:33,635 --> 00:51:37,171
AND I DIDN'T HEAR
ANYTHING HE SAID AFTER THAT.
1259
00:51:37,171 --> 00:51:40,107
APPARENTLY, SELLING CLOTHES
MAKES US A "CHICK SITE."
1260
00:51:40,107 --> 00:51:41,241
I MEAN, REALLY?
1261
00:51:41,241 --> 00:51:42,643
HOW IS THIS NOT LEGIT?
1262
00:51:42,643 --> 00:51:45,446
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
I FIND THAT SURPRISING.
1263
00:51:45,446 --> 00:51:47,949
REALLY?
SEXISM IN BUSINESS?
1264
00:51:50,151 --> 00:51:51,852
SO...
1265
00:51:51,852 --> 00:51:54,288
WHAT DID YOU DO FOR WORK, BEN,
BEFORE YOU RETIRED?
1266
00:51:54,288 --> 00:51:56,691
I WAS A V.P.
FOR DEX ONE.
1267
00:51:56,691 --> 00:51:57,825
PHONEBOOKS?
1268
00:51:57,825 --> 00:51:59,894
YEAH.
I WAS IN CHARGE OF PRINTING,
1269
00:51:59,894 --> 00:52:02,363
AND BEFORE THAT I RAN
SALES AND ADVERTISING.
1270
00:52:02,363 --> 00:52:04,165
BIG JOBS.
1271
00:52:06,133 --> 00:52:08,770
WASN'T THIS A FACTORY
THAT USED TO MAKE PHONEBOOKS?
1272
00:52:13,607 --> 00:52:14,675
NO. WHAT?
1273
00:52:14,675 --> 00:52:16,711
-YEAH.
-WHAT?
1274
00:52:16,711 --> 00:52:19,580
THIS IS
WHERE YOU WORKED?
1275
00:52:19,580 --> 00:52:21,950
FOR ALMOST 40 YEARS.
1276
00:52:22,850 --> 00:52:24,418
[ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ]
1277
00:52:24,418 --> 00:52:25,787
YEAH.
1278
00:52:25,787 --> 00:52:28,556
FOR TWENTY-SOME YEARS
I SAT RIGHT BY THAT WINDOW.
1279
00:52:28,556 --> 00:52:30,658
THAT WAS MY OFFICE.
1280
00:52:30,658 --> 00:52:33,827
IT WAS
A FEW STEPS UP BACK THEN.
1281
00:52:33,827 --> 00:52:36,597
WE'D LOOK OUT
OVER THE WHOLE FACTORY.
1282
00:52:36,597 --> 00:52:38,132
OUR PRINTING PRESSES
WERE IN THAT CORNER.
1283
00:52:38,132 --> 00:52:40,267
THAT'S WHY THE FLOOR DIPS
BACK THERE.
1284
00:52:40,267 --> 00:52:41,769
NO WAY.
1285
00:52:41,769 --> 00:52:43,571
I KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT THIS BUILDING.
1286
00:52:43,571 --> 00:52:45,072
OR USED TO.
1287
00:52:45,072 --> 00:52:47,041
YOU KNOW THE SYCAMORES ON
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BUILDING?
1288
00:52:47,041 --> 00:52:48,175
-YEAH.
-THE BIG ONES?
1289
00:52:48,175 --> 00:52:49,710
YEAH. THE BIG ONES.
I LOVE THEM.
1290
00:52:49,710 --> 00:52:52,146
YEAH. I REMEMBER
THE DAY THEY WERE PLANTED.
1291
00:52:54,749 --> 00:52:57,385
IS IT TOTALLY WEIRD
BEING BACK HERE?
1292
00:52:57,385 --> 00:52:58,919
WELL,
IT FEELS LIKE HOME.
1293
00:52:58,919 --> 00:53:02,957
IT'S...REMODELED, BUT...
1294
00:53:02,957 --> 00:53:04,192
HOME.
1295
00:53:09,029 --> 00:53:10,932
SO YOU'RE ON FACEBOOK,
HUH?
1296
00:53:10,932 --> 00:53:12,533
WELL, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
FIGURE IT OUT.
1297
00:53:12,533 --> 00:53:13,901
I JOINED
ABOUT 10 MINUTES AGO.
1298
00:53:13,901 --> 00:53:16,337
[ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
1299
00:53:16,337 --> 00:53:17,671
YOU WANT SOME HELP?
1300
00:53:17,671 --> 00:53:20,741
I'D LOVE SOME, BUT, REALLY,
YOU'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO.
1301
00:53:20,741 --> 00:53:23,211
NO,
I NEED A DIVERSION.
1302
00:53:24,778 --> 00:53:26,114
YOU HAVE
A PHOTO OF YOURSELF?
1303
00:53:26,114 --> 00:53:28,315
-NO. I NEED ONE?
-IF YOU WANT TO LOOK UP
1304
00:53:28,315 --> 00:53:30,618
ALL THOSE HOTTIES
FROM HIGH SCHOOL, YOU DO.
1305
00:53:30,618 --> 00:53:31,886
SAY CHEESE.
1306
00:53:31,886 --> 00:53:33,153
CHEESE.
1307
00:53:31,886 --> 00:53:33,153
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
1308
00:53:33,153 --> 00:53:35,122
[ LAUGHS ]
1309
00:53:35,122 --> 00:53:36,189
THAT'S CUTE.
1310
00:53:36,189 --> 00:53:39,394
OKAY,
I JUST NEED TO SEND THAT TO YOU.
1311
00:53:40,394 --> 00:53:41,962
UH, ALL RIGHT.
1312
00:53:41,962 --> 00:53:43,798
SO THERE ARE ALL THESE QUESTIONS
FOR YOUR PROFILE
1313
00:53:43,798 --> 00:53:45,766
THAT YOU CAN ANSWER
IF YOU WANT TO OR NOT.
1314
00:53:45,766 --> 00:53:49,503
LIKE RELIGIOUS VIEWS,
POLITICAL VIEWS...
1315
00:53:49,503 --> 00:53:51,539
PEOPLE WHO INSPIRE YOU...
1316
00:53:51,539 --> 00:53:53,841
JULES OSTIN.
1317
00:53:53,841 --> 00:53:55,175
I'M NOT TRYING TO
BROWNNOSE YOU,
1318
00:53:55,175 --> 00:53:57,077
BUT I'VE BEEN IN BUSINESS
A LONG TIME,
1319
00:53:57,077 --> 00:53:59,981
AND I'VE NEVER RUN ACROSS
ANYONE QUITE LIKE YOU.
1320
00:53:59,981 --> 00:54:01,348
YOU DO INSPIRE, JULES.
1321
00:54:01,348 --> 00:54:02,850
I JUST KNEW,
AT THE END OF THE DAY,
1322
00:54:02,850 --> 00:54:04,352
THAT A WOMAN
WITH A GLASS OF WINE
1323
00:54:04,352 --> 00:54:06,821
AND A LAPTOP
HAD REAL SHOPPING POTENTIAL.
1324
00:54:06,821 --> 00:54:09,624
AND IF YOU COULD ACTUALLY
PROMISE HER THINGS WOULD FIT...
1325
00:54:09,624 --> 00:54:10,725
SEE?
THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.
1326
00:54:10,725 --> 00:54:12,292
OKAY.
1327
00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:14,762
MM.
YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE?
1328
00:54:14,762 --> 00:54:16,196
I DO.
1329
00:54:16,196 --> 00:54:18,232
"YOU'RE NEVER WRONG
TO DO THE RIGHT THING."
1330
00:54:18,232 --> 00:54:20,334
-WHO SAID THAT, YOU?
-YEAH.
1331
00:54:20,334 --> 00:54:23,637
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
MARK TWAIN SAID IT FIRST.
1332
00:54:23,637 --> 00:54:25,739
[ CHUCKLES ]
1333
00:54:25,739 --> 00:54:27,108
OKAY,
FAVORITE MUSIC?
1334
00:54:27,108 --> 00:54:30,244
UH, GEEZ. SAM COOKE,
ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITES.
1335
00:54:30,244 --> 00:54:32,713
LOVE MILES DAVIS,
BILLIE HOLIDAY.
1336
00:54:32,713 --> 00:54:34,382
OH,
SHE WAS GREAT, RIGHT?
1337
00:54:34,382 --> 00:54:36,551
I MEAN,
SHE COULD JUST, LIKE...
1338
00:54:36,551 --> 00:54:38,720
-TRANSPORT YOU.
-OH, YEAH.
1339
00:54:39,687 --> 00:54:42,022
OKAY, BOOKS?
1340
00:54:42,022 --> 00:54:44,692
LOVE CLANCY, LUDLUM.
1341
00:54:44,692 --> 00:54:46,327
CRAZY ABOUT
"HARRY POTTER."
1342
00:54:46,327 --> 00:54:48,562
-MATT LOVES "HARRY POTTER," TOO.
-OH, YEAH?
1343
00:54:48,562 --> 00:54:50,364
YEAH, LIKE, READ THEM ALL
THE WEEK THEY CAME OUT.
1344
00:54:50,364 --> 00:54:53,901
WOW. ME, TOO.
1345
00:54:53,901 --> 00:54:56,403
UM, OKAY, WHAT'S
YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS?
1346
00:54:56,403 --> 00:54:58,706
ARE YOU MARRIED?
1347
00:54:58,706 --> 00:55:00,207
SINGLE?
1348
00:55:00,207 --> 00:55:02,776
WIDOWER.
1349
00:55:02,776 --> 00:55:04,846
I'M SORRY.
1350
00:55:07,481 --> 00:55:10,551
I THINK WE SHOULD JUST
SAY SINGLE, THEN?
1351
00:55:10,551 --> 00:55:13,187
YEAH.
1352
00:55:13,187 --> 00:55:16,591
OKAY, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU NEED NOW?
1353
00:55:16,591 --> 00:55:18,760
YOU NEED
SOMEONE TO FRIEND.
1354
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:20,561
I'LL BE FRIENDS
WITH THE OTHER INTERNS.
1355
00:55:20,561 --> 00:55:22,363
THEY'LL SHOW ME HOW TO DO IT
IN THE MORNING.
1356
00:55:22,363 --> 00:55:24,731
WELL, YOU --
YOU CAN FRIEND ME.
1357
00:55:24,731 --> 00:55:26,333
OKAY, THANK YOU.
1358
00:55:26,333 --> 00:55:27,401
OKAY.
1359
00:55:30,804 --> 00:55:32,506
OKAY.
CONGRATULATIONS.
1360
00:55:32,506 --> 00:55:35,208
YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY PART
OF THE FACEBOOK GENERATION.
1361
00:55:35,208 --> 00:55:38,079
-GOOD DEAL.
-[ LAUGHS ]
1362
00:55:38,079 --> 00:55:40,147
-UM, YOU DONE?
-YES, THANK YOU.
1363
00:55:40,147 --> 00:55:41,381
OKAY.
1364
00:55:41,381 --> 00:55:44,318
WELL, I HAVE, UH,
ABOUT ANOTHER HOUR OF WORK.
1365
00:55:44,318 --> 00:55:45,986
YOU --
YOU OKAY WITH THAT?
1366
00:55:45,986 --> 00:55:47,522
OF COURSE.
1367
00:55:48,756 --> 00:55:50,424
THIS WAS GREAT, JULES.
1368
00:55:50,424 --> 00:55:52,192
YEAH.
1369
00:55:52,192 --> 00:55:56,964
IT WAS NICE TO HAVE AN ADULT
CONVERSATION WITH AN ADULT MAN,
1370
00:55:56,964 --> 00:56:00,267
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
LIKE, NOT ABOUT WORK.
1371
00:56:00,267 --> 00:56:02,603
NOT ABOUT...
1372
00:56:02,603 --> 00:56:04,638
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
1373
00:56:04,638 --> 00:56:06,874
[ BLUES MUSIC PLAYS ]
1374
00:56:15,549 --> 00:56:17,451
[ MUSIC ENDS ]
1375
00:56:17,451 --> 00:56:19,487
[ SNORING LOUDLY ]
1376
00:56:32,065 --> 00:56:34,235
OH, WE'RE HERE?
1377
00:56:34,235 --> 00:56:35,336
YEAH.
1378
00:56:35,336 --> 00:56:36,270
WAS I SNORING?
1379
00:56:36,270 --> 00:56:38,372
NO, NO, NO.
JUST SLEEPING.
1380
00:56:38,372 --> 00:56:40,307
SORRY.
1381
00:56:38,372 --> 00:56:40,307
[ SEAT BELT CLICKS ]
1382
00:56:40,307 --> 00:56:42,209
MY PARENTS
ARE SLEEP RESEARCHERS,
1383
00:56:42,209 --> 00:56:44,111
AND THEY'VE BEEN STUDYING
MY SLEEP MY WHOLE LIFE.
1384
00:56:44,111 --> 00:56:46,814
APPARENTLY,
I'M A CLASSIC NOISY SLEEPER.
1385
00:56:46,814 --> 00:56:48,315
FUN GETTING TO KNOW ME,
HUH?
1386
00:56:48,315 --> 00:56:50,351
-IT IS.
-[ CHUCKLES ]
1387
00:56:52,586 --> 00:56:57,091
I NEVER FALL ASLEEP IN THE CAR,
SO THAT WAS ACTUALLY AMAZING.
1388
00:56:57,091 --> 00:56:58,525
APOLOGIZE
FOR THE RACKET.
1389
00:56:58,525 --> 00:57:00,361
BARELY NOTICED.
1390
00:57:00,361 --> 00:57:03,497
I'LL PRETEND
I BELIEVE YOU.
1391
00:57:03,497 --> 00:57:05,099
[ SIGHS ]
1392
00:57:05,099 --> 00:57:07,234
I LOVE THIS HOUSE.
1393
00:57:07,234 --> 00:57:09,436
IT JUST
LOOKS HAPPY TO ME.
1394
00:57:09,436 --> 00:57:11,305
LIKE,
IF IT WAS IN A KID'S BOOK,
1395
00:57:11,305 --> 00:57:14,841
IT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD WHEN
YOU TURNED THE PAGE AND SAW IT.
1396
00:57:14,841 --> 00:57:16,277
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
1397
00:57:16,277 --> 00:57:18,712
I DO.
1398
00:57:18,712 --> 00:57:20,448
WELL...
1399
00:57:23,784 --> 00:57:25,419
SAYONARA.
1400
00:57:25,419 --> 00:57:27,455
SAYONARA.
1401
00:57:38,099 --> 00:57:41,702
I DIDN'T
HEAR YOU COME IN.
1402
00:57:41,702 --> 00:57:43,737
YOU KNOW...
1403
00:57:43,737 --> 00:57:46,907
I WAS THINKING...
1404
00:57:46,907 --> 00:57:49,677
WE NEED
SOME AWAKE TIME TOGETHER.
1405
00:58:01,188 --> 00:58:04,391
YEAH, THAT, TOO.
1406
00:58:04,391 --> 00:58:06,928
??
1407
00:58:29,516 --> 00:58:30,451
MORNING.
1408
00:58:30,451 --> 00:58:32,485
GOOD MORNING.
I'M DORIS.
1409
00:58:32,485 --> 00:58:34,087
THEY ASKED ME
TO DRIVE YOU TODAY.
1410
00:58:34,087 --> 00:58:35,222
ARE YOU
ALL SET BACK THERE?
1411
00:58:35,222 --> 00:58:36,690
YOU GOT
YOUR SEAT BELT FASTENED?
1412
00:58:36,690 --> 00:58:38,192
WHAT HAPPENED TO BEN?
1413
00:58:36,690 --> 00:58:38,192
[ SEAT BELT CLICKS ]
1414
00:58:38,192 --> 00:58:41,762
OH, SOMEBODY SAID
THAT HE GOT TRANSFERRED.
1415
00:58:41,762 --> 00:58:45,966
UM, YOU KNOW THE BEST WAY
TO GET BACK TO HEADQUARTERS?
1416
00:58:45,966 --> 00:58:47,234
[ HORN HONKS, TIRES SCREECH ]
1417
00:58:47,234 --> 00:58:48,435
-OH!
-OH, MY!
1418
00:58:48,435 --> 00:58:49,937
[ HORN HONKS ]
1419
00:58:48,435 --> 00:58:49,937
OH, WHAT--
1420
00:58:49,937 --> 00:58:53,207
-COME ON!
-HOLD YOUR HORSES, MANIAC!
1421
00:58:54,407 --> 00:58:56,677
[ CHUCKLES ]
WHICH WAY, HON?
1422
00:58:56,677 --> 00:58:58,111
-I'M ALL TURNED AROUND HERE.
-DORIS.
1423
00:58:58,111 --> 00:58:59,580
-DORIS! DORIS!
-WHAT? WHAT?!
1424
00:58:59,580 --> 00:59:01,715
YOU TOLD ME
TO TRANSFER HIM.
1425
00:59:01,715 --> 00:59:04,484
THAT WAS TWO DAYS AGO.
WHY DIDN'T YOU CHECK WITH ME?
1426
00:59:04,484 --> 00:59:06,821
FIRST OF ALL,
THAT WAS YESTERDAY.
1427
00:59:06,821 --> 00:59:09,423
WELL, WHERE IS HE?
DO YOU KNOW?
1428
00:59:09,423 --> 00:59:11,659
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
1429
00:59:13,994 --> 00:59:15,629
THANK YOU.
1430
00:59:20,333 --> 00:59:23,003
YOU MUST THINK
I'M DEMENTED.
1431
00:59:23,003 --> 00:59:24,337
NOT THE WORD I WOULD USE,
1432
00:59:24,337 --> 00:59:26,640
BUT I WAS A LITTLE SURPRISED
WHEN I GOT THE CALL.
1433
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:29,810
JULES, I APOLOGIZE
IF I OVERSTEPPED IN SOME WAY.
1434
00:59:29,810 --> 00:59:32,012
NO. NO, NO, NO.
NO, PLEASE DON'T APOLOGIZE.
1435
00:59:32,012 --> 00:59:33,680
YOU HAVE DONE
NOTHING WRONG.
1436
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:37,551
LOOK, I HAVE A LOT GOING ON,
AND I'M A VERY PRIVATE PERSON.
1437
00:59:37,551 --> 00:59:39,120
AND AT FIRST, I DON'T KNOW,
I THOUGHT
1438
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,222
MAYBE THIS WASN'T GONNA WORK,
BUT I WAS WRONG.
1439
00:59:41,222 --> 00:59:42,790
LET ME GET
ONE OF THOSE.
1440
00:59:42,790 --> 00:59:44,058
-NO, NO, NO.
-NO.
1441
00:59:44,058 --> 00:59:45,759
JULES, NO EXPLANATION NECESSARY.
PLEASE.
1442
00:59:45,759 --> 00:59:49,896
NO, ACTUALLY, ONE IS BECAUSE
I AM USUALLY BETTER THAN THIS.
1443
00:59:49,896 --> 00:59:51,665
[ SIGHS ]
1444
00:59:51,665 --> 00:59:54,401
THE TRUTH IS...
1445
00:59:54,401 --> 00:59:55,835
SOMETHING ABOUT YOU
MAKES ME FEEL CALM
1446
00:59:55,835 --> 00:59:59,940
OR MORE CENTERED OR SOMETHING,
AND I-I COULD USE THAT.
1447
00:59:59,940 --> 01:00:02,409
OBVIOUSLY.
1448
01:00:02,409 --> 01:00:06,146
I HOPE YOU'LL ACCEPT MY APOLOGY
AND COME BACK TO WORK FOR ME.
1449
01:00:06,146 --> 01:00:07,848
IF YOU WANT.
1450
01:00:07,848 --> 01:00:09,015
AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THIS
1451
01:00:09,015 --> 01:00:10,283
BECAUSE
I SCREWED UP THIS MORNING.
1452
01:00:10,283 --> 01:00:12,219
BUT I WAS THINKING THAT
1453
01:00:12,219 --> 01:00:14,922
I'D LIKE TO BRING YOU UP TO
MY AREA, NEXT TO BECKY.
1454
01:00:14,922 --> 01:00:18,659
I KNOW YOU CAN HANDLE MORE WORK.
IF YOU'D LIKE MORE. I...
1455
01:00:18,659 --> 01:00:20,528
OH, GOD, I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW MUCH I HATE
1456
01:00:20,528 --> 01:00:21,896
THAT I JUMPED THE GUN
AND I MADE YOU FEEL--
1457
01:00:21,896 --> 01:00:24,531
I'M COMING BACK.
I-I'M HAPPY TO COME BACK.
1458
01:00:24,531 --> 01:00:26,333
EXCELLENT.
1459
01:00:26,333 --> 01:00:28,369
CAN I GIVE YOU A LIFT
BACK TO THE OFFICE?
1460
01:00:28,369 --> 01:00:29,803
SURE, THANKS.
CAN I TAKE THIS?
1461
01:00:29,803 --> 01:00:31,605
NO.
1462
01:00:31,605 --> 01:00:33,140
[ SIGHS ]
1463
01:00:33,140 --> 01:00:34,675
ACTUALLY,
DO YOU MIND DRIVING?
1464
01:00:34,675 --> 01:00:37,278
I DON'T TECHNICALLY
HAVE A LICENSE.
1465
01:00:34,675 --> 01:00:37,278
SURE.
1466
01:00:42,248 --> 01:00:43,684
THIS IS --
THIS IS CRAZY, BEN.
1467
01:00:43,684 --> 01:00:45,152
TWO DESKS
ARE NOT GONNA FIT IN HERE.
1468
01:00:45,152 --> 01:00:46,620
NO, I PROMISE
I'LL STAY OUT OF YOUR WAY.
1469
01:00:46,620 --> 01:00:48,822
BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE
NOW I DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR --
1470
01:00:48,822 --> 01:00:49,990
-HI.
-HI.
1471
01:00:49,990 --> 01:00:51,258
THIS IS GOOD, RIGHT?
1472
01:00:51,258 --> 01:00:52,759
I LIKE THIS ARRANGEMENT.
1473
01:00:52,759 --> 01:00:55,228
UH, BECKY, I WANT YOU TO LET BEN
GIVE YOU A HAND, OKAY?
1474
01:00:55,228 --> 01:00:56,597
AND CC HIM
ON ALL MY E-MAILS?
1475
01:00:56,597 --> 01:00:58,098
DID WE GET
YESTERDAY'S NUMBERS?
1476
01:00:58,098 --> 01:01:01,735
UH, YES, WE DID.
I SAW THEM HERE...
1477
01:01:04,204 --> 01:01:05,873
-HERE YOU GO.
-THANKS.
1478
01:01:05,873 --> 01:01:08,174
AND I NEED TO GO OVER THE DATA
ON CUSTOMER PURCHASE PATTERNS.
1479
01:01:08,174 --> 01:01:09,576
LET BEN TAKE A LOOK
AT THAT, TOO.
1480
01:01:09,576 --> 01:01:11,679
ACTUALLY, LET BEN
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT FIRST.
1481
01:01:11,679 --> 01:01:12,712
OKAY.
1482
01:01:12,712 --> 01:01:14,681
DON'T WORRY, BECKY.
BACKUP'S GOOD.
1483
01:01:14,681 --> 01:01:16,550
PING ME
WHEN CAMERON GETS IN?
1484
01:01:18,786 --> 01:01:20,154
[ CRIES ]
1485
01:01:22,289 --> 01:01:24,158
[ CRYING ]
1486
01:01:32,632 --> 01:01:34,235
HEY.
1487
01:01:35,736 --> 01:01:37,004
BECKY?
1488
01:01:37,004 --> 01:01:39,406
I'VE BEEN HERE NINE MONTHS, BEN,
AND SHE'S NEVER ASKED ME
1489
01:01:39,406 --> 01:01:42,576
TO TAKE A LOOK AT ANYTHING
FOR HER EVER, OKAY?
1490
01:01:42,576 --> 01:01:44,311
I HEAR YOU.
THAT'S FRUSTRATING.
1491
01:01:44,311 --> 01:01:46,446
I MEAN, TOTALLY.
I GRADUATED FROM PENN.
1492
01:01:46,446 --> 01:01:47,881
I HAVE A BUSINESS DEGREE.
1493
01:01:47,881 --> 01:01:50,583
BUT I NEVER SEEM TO DO
ANYTHING RIGHT AROUND HERE.
1494
01:01:50,583 --> 01:01:54,588
AND YOU'RE LIKE 50 YEARS OLDER
THAN ME AND YOU'RE DEAF.
1495
01:01:54,588 --> 01:01:57,625
I HAPPEN TO THINK YOU DO
A LOT OF THINGS RIGHT.
1496
01:01:58,258 --> 01:02:01,829
YOU DO SO MUCH.
1497
01:02:01,829 --> 01:02:03,930
I KNOW.
I KNOW THAT.
1498
01:02:03,930 --> 01:02:05,366
-MM-HMM.
-BUT SHE DOESN'T.
1499
01:02:05,366 --> 01:02:09,369
I MEAN, I BUST MY ASS FOR HER
14 HOURS A DAY,
1500
01:02:09,369 --> 01:02:11,404
AND SHE NEVER NOTICES.
1501
01:02:11,404 --> 01:02:13,640
OH. OH, MY GOD.
1502
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,744
I HATE
GIRLS WHO CRY AT WORK.
1503
01:02:16,744 --> 01:02:19,012
HOW 'BOUT IF YOU,
JUST AS AN EXPERIMENT,
1504
01:02:19,012 --> 01:02:20,314
TRY LETTING ME HELP YOU.
1505
01:02:20,314 --> 01:02:21,815
A LOT OF YOUR STRESS
IS GONNA BE LIFTED
1506
01:02:21,815 --> 01:02:23,750
ONCE YOU'RE OUT FROM UNDER
THIS MOUNTAIN OF WORRY.
1507
01:02:23,750 --> 01:02:26,286
AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER
LEAVING HERE AT A NORMAL HOUR
1508
01:02:26,286 --> 01:02:27,488
ONCE IN A WHILE.
1509
01:02:27,488 --> 01:02:28,956
SEE YOUR FRIENDS.
HAVE A LITTLE FUN.
1510
01:02:28,956 --> 01:02:32,526
MM-HMM. I CAN OFFER
MY ASSISTANCE IN THIS AREA.
1511
01:02:32,526 --> 01:02:36,096
I WOULD LOVE TO,
ACTUALLY.
1512
01:02:36,096 --> 01:02:40,300
I JUST DON'T WANT HER TO THINK
THAT I CAN'T DO MY JOB
1513
01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:42,035
AND I NEED AN INTERN
TO HELP ME.
1514
01:02:42,035 --> 01:02:44,138
OKAY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
WANT TO HEAR THIS,
1515
01:02:44,138 --> 01:02:47,440
BUT I HEARD WOMEN WHO SLEEP
LESS THAN SEVEN HOURS A NIGHT
1516
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:49,009
GAIN 38% MORE WEIGHT
1517
01:02:49,009 --> 01:02:51,779
THAN WOMEN WHO SLEEP
MORE THAN SEVEN HOURS A NIGHT.
1518
01:02:51,779 --> 01:02:53,380
WHAT?!
1519
01:02:53,380 --> 01:02:55,015
I LEAVE HERE AT 11:00.
I GET BACK AT 7:00.
1520
01:02:55,015 --> 01:02:59,018
I SLEEP LIKE FIVE HOURS A NIGHT,
AND NOW I'M GONNA GET FAT?
1521
01:02:59,018 --> 01:03:01,321
LET'S GET THROUGH THIS STUFF.
LET'S DO IT TOGETHER.
1522
01:03:01,321 --> 01:03:02,923
LET'S CLEAN-SLATE IT.
1523
01:03:02,923 --> 01:03:04,091
LET'S JUST DO IT.
1524
01:03:04,091 --> 01:03:06,126
-YES!
-VERY NICE, ST. LOUIS.
1525
01:03:06,126 --> 01:03:08,729
-AH, SUEDE JACKET IN D.C.
-I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW WELL
THAT SWEATER IS DOING.
1526
01:03:08,729 --> 01:03:10,063
-I'M SO HAPPY.
1527
01:03:10,063 --> 01:03:12,766
-BEAUTIFUL, MIAMI! THANK YOU.
-OH! LOOK AT CHICAGO!
1528
01:03:12,766 --> 01:03:14,735
SHE PUT THE SAME BOOTS IN HER
CART AS THE WOMAN FROM HOUSTON.
1529
01:03:14,735 --> 01:03:16,637
OKAY, LET'S SEE
WHAT SHE DOES AT CHECKOUT.
1530
01:03:16,637 --> 01:03:18,138
[ BEEPS ]
1531
01:03:18,138 --> 01:03:19,939
SHE'S NOT
BUYING THEM EITHER.
1532
01:03:19,939 --> 01:03:21,975
OKAY, MAYBE CHECK THE
DELIVERY COST ON THOSE BOOTS?
1533
01:03:21,975 --> 01:03:22,910
MM-HMM.
1534
01:03:24,211 --> 01:03:25,645
-KNOCK-KNOCK.
-HEY.
1535
01:03:25,645 --> 01:03:28,148
HI. I TOOK A LOOK
AT THE DATA PURCHASE PATTERNS.
1536
01:03:28,148 --> 01:03:29,783
UH, SHOULD I COME BACK?
1537
01:03:29,783 --> 01:03:31,685
NO, NO, COME ON IN.
THAT WAS FAST.
1538
01:03:31,685 --> 01:03:33,520
WELL,
I ENLISTED BECKY'S HELP.
1539
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:36,256
IT SEEMS THE MOST EXPENSIVE
PLACE YOU'RE ADVERTISING
1540
01:03:36,256 --> 01:03:39,359
IS ACTUALLY BRINGING YOU
THE CUSTOMERS WHO ARE
SPENDING THE LEAST.
1541
01:03:39,359 --> 01:03:41,428
AND THE CHANNELS
YOU'RE LEAST INVESTING IN
1542
01:03:41,428 --> 01:03:44,731
ARE ADDING ENORMOUS VALUE
IN SEGMENTS THAT CURRENTLY
APPEAR TO HAVE LOW VALUE
1543
01:03:44,731 --> 01:03:47,767
BUT ACTUALLY HAVE
THE HIGHEST SPENDING POTENTIAL.
1544
01:03:47,767 --> 01:03:51,070
THAT'S WHAT I COULD TELL
SO FAR.
1545
01:03:51,070 --> 01:03:53,607
OH, BEN. CAN YOU, LIKE,
DEAL WITH THAT FOR ME?
1546
01:03:53,607 --> 01:03:54,774
MAYBE COME UP WITH
A BETTER PLAN?
1547
01:03:54,774 --> 01:03:56,343
I MEAN,
IF YOU HAVE THE TIME?
1548
01:03:56,343 --> 01:03:57,878
HAPPY TO.
1549
01:03:58,845 --> 01:04:01,047
THE MAN SPENT 40 YEARS
IN BUSINESS.
1550
01:04:01,047 --> 01:04:02,282
YEAH, NO, I GET IT.
1551
01:04:02,282 --> 01:04:04,050
AND, JULES, BECKY
WAS A HUGE HELP IN THIS.
1552
01:04:04,050 --> 01:04:06,119
YOU KNOW SHE HAS
A BUSINESS DEGREE FROM PENN?
1553
01:04:06,119 --> 01:04:07,520
I KNOW.
1554
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:10,324
I MEAN, I FORGOT,
BUT I KNOW.
1555
01:04:14,461 --> 01:04:16,563
I'LL SAY SOMETHING
TO HER.
1556
01:04:16,563 --> 01:04:18,098
THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE.
1557
01:04:18,098 --> 01:04:20,768
HEY. HOW'S IT GOIN' UP HERE
IN FIRST-CLASS?
1558
01:04:20,768 --> 01:04:23,203
BUSY. I SEE
YOU FOUND AN APARTMENT.
1559
01:04:23,203 --> 01:04:24,304
NO.
1560
01:04:24,304 --> 01:04:25,506
MY TWO WEEKS ARE UP.
1561
01:04:25,506 --> 01:04:26,973
I'M MOVIN' IN
WITH MY COUSIN.
1562
01:04:26,973 --> 01:04:27,941
EXCELLENT.
1563
01:04:27,941 --> 01:04:29,375
IN PHILADELPHIA.
1564
01:04:29,375 --> 01:04:30,610
-DAVIS.
-WHAT?
1565
01:04:30,610 --> 01:04:32,546
I'LL GET THERE BY 11:00,
LEAVE AT 5:00.
1566
01:04:32,546 --> 01:04:34,080
IT'S COOL.
I CAN HANDLE IT.
1567
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:37,217
YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE
EVERYBODY'S UNCLE AROUND HERE.
1568
01:04:37,217 --> 01:04:38,418
YEAH, WHY IS THAT?
1569
01:04:38,418 --> 01:04:39,687
BECAUSE
I'M GONNA SAVE YOUR ASS,
1570
01:04:39,687 --> 01:04:41,755
AND I'M GONNA PUT YOU UP
FOR A FEW WEEKS.
1571
01:04:41,755 --> 01:04:42,555
OBVIOUSLY.
1572
01:04:42,555 --> 01:04:43,957
BEN, THANK YOU.
1573
01:04:43,957 --> 01:04:45,659
MWAH!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
1574
01:04:45,659 --> 01:04:47,761
OKAY. OKAY.
EASY, FELLA.
1575
01:04:50,931 --> 01:04:53,200
Davis: I LIKE THAT YOU DO
THE THROW PILLOW THING.
1576
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:55,402
I WAS MARRIED
FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
1577
01:04:55,402 --> 01:04:57,470
MM.
1578
01:04:57,470 --> 01:05:00,506
WHOA.
IS THIS YOUR CLOSET?
1579
01:05:00,506 --> 01:05:03,410
BUSY MAN ABOUT TOWN.
1580
01:05:03,410 --> 01:05:04,978
WHAT'S IN
ALL THESE DRAWERS?
1581
01:05:04,978 --> 01:05:08,014
BOXERS, T-SHIRTS,
POCKET SQUARES, HANDKERCHIEFS.
1582
01:05:08,014 --> 01:05:09,950
OKAY, WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH THE HANDKERCHIEF?
1583
01:05:09,950 --> 01:05:11,551
THAT ONE
I JUST DON'T GET AT ALL.
1584
01:05:11,551 --> 01:05:12,920
OKAY. IT'S ESSENTIAL.
1585
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,221
THAT YOUR GENERATION
DOESN'T KNOW THAT IS CRIMINAL.
1586
01:05:15,221 --> 01:05:18,191
THE BEST REASON TO CARRY
A HANDKERCHIEF IS TO LEND IT.
1587
01:05:18,191 --> 01:05:19,993
ASK JASON ABOUT THIS.
1588
01:05:19,993 --> 01:05:21,295
WOMEN CRY, DAVIS.
1589
01:05:21,295 --> 01:05:22,629
WE CARRY IT FOR THEM.
1590
01:05:22,629 --> 01:05:25,064
ONE OF THE LAST VESTIGES
OF THE CHIVALROUS GENT.
1591
01:05:25,064 --> 01:05:26,933
OH. WELL, THEN
IT'S DIFFERENT THAN A PO--
1592
01:05:26,933 --> 01:05:28,502
I KNOW YOU WANT TO HANG,
BUT I --
1593
01:05:28,502 --> 01:05:30,970
I HAVE TO GET SOME SLEEP, KID.
I'M POOPED.
1594
01:05:30,970 --> 01:05:32,139
GOOD NIGHT, BEN.
1595
01:05:33,439 --> 01:05:35,008
THANKS AGAIN.
1596
01:05:36,843 --> 01:05:39,746
WILL YOU WAKE ME IN THE MORNING
OR IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
1597
01:05:39,746 --> 01:05:41,615
-MY PARENTS ALWAYS--
-TOO MUCH.
1598
01:05:41,615 --> 01:05:44,151
UNDERSTOOD. I'LL JUST
SET AN ALARM ON MY PHONE.
1599
01:05:44,151 --> 01:05:46,887
I HOPE I CAN HEAR IT.
I'M SUCH A DEEP SLEEPER.
1600
01:05:46,887 --> 01:05:48,888
OH, MY GOD.
I'LL WAKE YOU.
1601
01:05:48,888 --> 01:05:50,190
THANK YOU!
1602
01:05:50,190 --> 01:05:52,525
LOVE YOU!
NOT KIDDING!
1603
01:05:52,525 --> 01:05:55,395
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
NOW GO TO BED.
1604
01:05:55,395 --> 01:05:57,464
HERE'S SOME MORE BERRIES,
GUYS.
1605
01:05:57,464 --> 01:06:00,200
BEN, CAN YOU POUR ME
MORE SYRUP, PLEASE?
1606
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:01,534
SURE CAN.
1607
01:06:01,534 --> 01:06:03,403
THERE YOU GO.
1608
01:06:03,403 --> 01:06:04,872
PERFECT.
GOOD JOB.
1609
01:06:04,872 --> 01:06:06,273
OH, THANKS.
1610
01:06:06,273 --> 01:06:10,677
OH, BOY. OKAY, SO, THIS REALLY
BIG CEO NAMED TOWNSEND,
1611
01:06:10,677 --> 01:06:12,078
THE ONE EVERYONE SAID WOULD
NEVER BE INTERESTED IN US
1612
01:06:12,078 --> 01:06:13,680
BECAUSE WE WEREN'T
BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM?
1613
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:15,048
-YEAH?
-YEAH?
1614
01:06:15,048 --> 01:06:16,616
[ LAUGHTER ]
1615
01:06:16,616 --> 01:06:19,219
WE'RE LIKE
YOUR SISTER WIVES.
1616
01:06:19,219 --> 01:06:22,355
WELL, WE JUST FOUND OUT
HE'S BEYOND INTERESTED.
1617
01:06:22,355 --> 01:06:24,091
EXCITING.
1618
01:06:24,091 --> 01:06:25,926
YEAH.
1619
01:06:25,926 --> 01:06:26,993
MAYBE.
1620
01:06:26,993 --> 01:06:28,595
EVERYONE'S FLIPPING OUT
ABOUT IT,
1621
01:06:28,595 --> 01:06:30,631
BUT YOU KNOW
I'M STILL ON THE FENCE AT BEST.
1622
01:06:30,631 --> 01:06:31,999
ANYWAY,
THE ONLY THING IS,
1623
01:06:31,999 --> 01:06:33,600
I HAVE TO GO TO SAN FRANCISCO
TO MEET HIM.
1624
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:35,935
-HE CAN'T COME HERE.
-WHEN DO YOU HAVE TO GO?
1625
01:06:35,935 --> 01:06:38,438
THE ONLY DAY HE CAN MEET
IS NEXT THURSDAY.
1626
01:06:38,438 --> 01:06:39,806
DO YOU WANT TO COME?
1627
01:06:39,806 --> 01:06:41,508
MAYBE
WE CAN STAY THE WEEKEND?
1628
01:06:41,508 --> 01:06:44,745
OH, THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.
UM...
1629
01:06:44,745 --> 01:06:47,314
OH, THURSDAY I CAN'T.
1630
01:06:47,314 --> 01:06:48,949
PAIGE IS SNACK LEADER
AT SCHOOL,
1631
01:06:48,949 --> 01:06:50,616
AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
IN THE CLASS WITH HER.
1632
01:06:50,616 --> 01:06:52,452
-IT'S KIND OF A BIG DEAL.
-RIGHT.
1633
01:06:52,452 --> 01:06:54,220
YEAH,
IT'S A REALLY BIG DEAL.
1634
01:06:54,220 --> 01:06:56,056
NO, I KNOW, SWEETIE.
I'M SORRY. I FORGOT.
1635
01:06:56,056 --> 01:06:58,959
UH,
MAYBE BEN COULD GO WITH YOU.
1636
01:06:58,959 --> 01:07:01,861
YEAH,
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
1637
01:07:01,861 --> 01:07:03,763
GUYS,
BEN HAS A LIFE.
1638
01:07:03,763 --> 01:07:05,131
UH, NOT REALLY.
1639
01:07:05,131 --> 01:07:06,900
NOT ONE THAT TAKES ME
TO SAN FRANCISCO.
1640
01:07:06,900 --> 01:07:09,236
IF YOU WANT THE COMPANY,
I'D LOVE TO GO.
1641
01:07:09,236 --> 01:07:10,304
REALLY?
1642
01:07:10,304 --> 01:07:12,573
DEFINITELY.
1643
01:07:12,573 --> 01:07:13,874
-GUESS WHAT, BEN?
-YES?
1644
01:07:13,874 --> 01:07:16,076
TODAY,
MY DAD'S GONNA BE ARIEL.
1645
01:07:16,076 --> 01:07:17,177
IT'S HIS TURN.
1646
01:07:17,177 --> 01:07:19,913
-OH, THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
-REALLY GOOD.
1647
01:07:19,913 --> 01:07:22,015
Matt: YOU GUYS THINK
FINDING A CEO IS A BIG DEAL?
1648
01:07:22,015 --> 01:07:25,085
HERE, THE BIG NEGOTIATION
IS WHO GETS TO BE ARIEL
1649
01:07:25,085 --> 01:07:27,153
WHEN WE'RE PLAYING
"LITTLE MERMAID."
1650
01:07:27,153 --> 01:07:29,322
AND FOR THE RECORD,
IT'S NEVER BEEN MY TURN.
1651
01:07:29,322 --> 01:07:30,457
-MNH-MNH.
-[ LAUGHS ]
1652
01:07:30,457 --> 01:07:32,058
SO THIS IS HUGE FOR ME.
I'M EXCITED.
1653
01:07:32,058 --> 01:07:34,695
I GET TO COMB MY HAIR
WITH A FORK...
1654
01:07:32,058 --> 01:07:34,695
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
1655
01:07:34,695 --> 01:07:36,997
...PLAY WITH GADGETS
AND GIZMOS APLENTY.
1656
01:07:36,997 --> 01:07:38,732
DADDY!
1657
01:07:38,732 --> 01:07:40,099
THIS IS JULES.
1658
01:07:40,099 --> 01:07:41,902
SO, GUYS, HOW LONG
TILL WE GET IT FIXED?
1659
01:07:41,902 --> 01:07:44,471
I MEAN, IF YOU CAN'T ZOOM IN,
YOU PROBABLY WON'T BUY.
1660
01:07:44,471 --> 01:07:47,340
CAMERON: Yeah, the first couple
hours are already down 23%.
1661
01:07:47,340 --> 01:07:48,709
-OH, BOY.
-OKAY.
1662
01:07:48,709 --> 01:07:50,544
-I WILL BE THERE IN LIKE...
-TWO MINUTES.
1663
01:07:50,544 --> 01:07:52,713
-...TWO MINUTES.
-We're on it.
1664
01:07:52,713 --> 01:07:55,115
BEN, DO YOU HAVE THE INFO
ON FRIENDS SHOPPING TOGETHER?
1665
01:07:55,115 --> 01:07:55,915
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
1666
01:07:55,915 --> 01:07:57,850
-YEAH.
-THANK YOU.
1667
01:07:57,850 --> 01:07:59,986
-THIS IS JULES.
-What's wrong?
1668
01:07:59,986 --> 01:08:01,120
OH, MOM, HI.
1669
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:02,822
UM, I JUST FOUND OUT
THAT THE ZOOM LINK --
1670
01:08:02,822 --> 01:08:04,991
UM, THE BUTTON THAT YOU CLICK ON
TO ZOOM IN ON A PHOTO,
1671
01:08:04,991 --> 01:08:07,694
-ISN'T WORKING.
-That doesn't sound like
such a big deal.
1672
01:08:07,694 --> 01:08:09,329
WELL, ACTUALLY, IT IS.
UM...
1673
01:08:09,329 --> 01:08:13,166
IT'S WHAT PEOPLE USE TO GET
A CLOSER LOOK AT WHAT --
1674
01:08:13,166 --> 01:08:14,534
EVERYBODY ZOOMS IN.
1675
01:08:14,534 --> 01:08:17,103
I guess I don't go to your
website enough to know that.
1676
01:08:17,103 --> 01:08:18,772
[ SCOFFS ]
1677
01:08:20,673 --> 01:08:22,809
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
1678
01:08:22,809 --> 01:08:24,711
Oh, typing and ringing.
1679
01:08:24,711 --> 01:08:26,246
YEAH, SORRY.
OH, IT'S THE WAREHOUSE.
1680
01:08:26,246 --> 01:08:27,714
MOM, I'M SORRY.
CAN I CALL YOU BACK?
1681
01:08:27,714 --> 01:08:29,415
-No need.
-OKAY, LOVE YOU.
1682
01:08:29,415 --> 01:08:30,583
Yep.
1683
01:08:30,583 --> 01:08:33,419
WHO SAYS "YEP"
TO "I LOVE YOU"?
1684
01:08:33,419 --> 01:08:35,656
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
1685
01:08:38,392 --> 01:08:39,659
HI, ALONZO.
1686
01:08:39,659 --> 01:08:40,660
ALONZO: Hi, Jules.
1687
01:08:40,660 --> 01:08:41,928
Not good news.
1688
01:08:41,928 --> 01:08:43,530
WHAT? OKAY.
LAY IT ON ME.
1689
01:08:43,530 --> 01:08:46,232
In a routine check
by the sanitation department,
1690
01:08:46,232 --> 01:08:47,600
they found one bedbug.
1691
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:49,836
-NO.
-Unfortunately, yes.
1692
01:08:49,836 --> 01:08:52,005
We sent out 4,800 boxes
yesterday.
1693
01:08:52,005 --> 01:08:54,207
We have to get them all back,
shut down the warehouse...
1694
01:08:54,207 --> 01:08:55,742
-UGH.
-...spray for bedbugs,
1695
01:08:55,742 --> 01:08:57,577
then we can start shipping
again.
1696
01:08:57,577 --> 01:08:58,745
-NIGHTMARE.
-NIGHTMARE.
1697
01:08:58,745 --> 01:08:59,912
OKAY, HERE WE ARE.
1698
01:08:59,912 --> 01:09:01,949
OKAY,
LET ME JUST FINISH THIS E-MAIL.
1699
01:09:18,966 --> 01:09:20,466
[ GASPS ]
1700
01:09:20,466 --> 01:09:22,101
NO!
1701
01:09:22,101 --> 01:09:23,236
NO.
1702
01:09:23,236 --> 01:09:24,304
NO, NO, NO.
1703
01:09:26,773 --> 01:09:28,775
[ GASPS ]
1704
01:09:28,775 --> 01:09:32,011
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
1705
01:09:32,011 --> 01:09:34,047
HEY, GUYS.
THANKS FOR COMING.
1706
01:09:34,047 --> 01:09:35,381
I KNOW THE ZOOM IS BROKEN,
1707
01:09:35,381 --> 01:09:36,849
AND I DON'T MEAN TO
PULL ANYONE OFF OF THAT,
1708
01:09:36,849 --> 01:09:38,518
BUT I NEED A FAVOR.
1709
01:09:38,518 --> 01:09:40,686
I ACCIDENTALLY SENT AN E-MAIL
TO THE WRONG PERSON,
1710
01:09:40,686 --> 01:09:42,422
AND SHE'S AT WORK
RIGHT NOW.
1711
01:09:42,422 --> 01:09:44,023
AND I KNOW SHE DOESN'T CHECK
HER PERSONAL E-MAIL
1712
01:09:44,023 --> 01:09:45,558
UNTIL SHE GETS HOME
AT 5:30.
1713
01:09:45,558 --> 01:09:47,427
SO I HAVE UNTIL THEN
TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT.
1714
01:09:47,427 --> 01:09:50,330
BECAUSE IF THIS PERSON SEES
THIS E-MAIL, IT'LL BE HORRIBLE.
1715
01:09:50,330 --> 01:09:52,899
AND ON TOP OF THAT,
SHE HAS A MINOR HEART CONDITION.
1716
01:09:52,899 --> 01:09:54,934
I THINK THIS COULD
POSSIBLY BE NOT GOOD FOR THAT.
1717
01:09:54,934 --> 01:09:58,705
SO I AM COUNTING ON
YOUR GOOD GRACES AND BRILLIANCE
1718
01:09:58,705 --> 01:10:00,807
TO FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO SAVE MY ASS.
1719
01:10:00,807 --> 01:10:02,541
TRUTHFULLY, JULES,
IT'S PRETTY IMPOSSIBLE
1720
01:10:02,541 --> 01:10:03,910
TO HACK INTO A SERVER.
1721
01:10:03,910 --> 01:10:05,645
Techie #2: AND YOU DON'T
KNOW HER PASSWORD?
1722
01:10:05,645 --> 01:10:07,046
NO IDEA.
1723
01:10:07,046 --> 01:10:09,215
JULES, I THINK THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING WE CAN DO.
1724
01:10:09,215 --> 01:10:10,783
WHAT? TELL ME.
I'M DYING.
1725
01:10:10,783 --> 01:10:12,285
ME AND THE BOYS TAKE OFF,
1726
01:10:12,285 --> 01:10:15,154
WE BREAK INTO YOUR MOM'S HOUSE,
AND WE STEAL HER COMPUTER.
1727
01:10:15,154 --> 01:10:17,690
BREAK INTO HER HOUSE
AND STEAL THE COMPUTER?
1728
01:10:17,690 --> 01:10:19,159
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
1729
01:10:20,460 --> 01:10:22,195
THAT'S FREAKING GENIUS.
1730
01:10:22,195 --> 01:10:25,465
Female GPS Voice:
YOU WILL REACH YOUR DESTINATION
1731
01:10:25,465 --> 01:10:27,433
IN 300 YARDS.
1732
01:10:27,433 --> 01:10:31,371
LITTLE DOES GPS LADY KNOW
SHE IS AN ACCOMPLICE TO A CRIME.
1733
01:10:31,371 --> 01:10:33,506
THE WOMAN HAS A HEART CONDITION.
THINK OF IT AS A GOOD DEED.
1734
01:10:33,506 --> 01:10:36,142
I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D BE A BAD
INFLUENCE ON ME, WHITTAKER.
1735
01:10:36,142 --> 01:10:38,711
OH, RELAX, FELLAS. THIS IS
GONNA BE A PIECE OF CAKE.
1736
01:10:38,711 --> 01:10:40,046
THE KEY
IS UNDER A FLOWERPOT.
1737
01:10:40,046 --> 01:10:42,081
WE GO IN, WE DELETE,
WE DISAPPEAR.
1738
01:10:42,081 --> 01:10:43,383
SHE DOESN'T HAVE AN ALARM,
RIGHT?
1739
01:10:43,383 --> 01:10:44,584
NOPE.
SHE DOES NOT.
1740
01:10:44,584 --> 01:10:46,719
WHAT IF THERE'S, LIKE,
A PASSWORD ON THE E-MAIL? HMM?
1741
01:10:46,719 --> 01:10:48,221
THEN
WE TAKE THE COMPUTER.
1742
01:10:48,221 --> 01:10:51,023
JULES SAID SHE'D BUY HER
A NEW ONE, SO IT'S A WIN-WIN.
1743
01:10:51,023 --> 01:10:54,260
YOU WILL REACH YOUR DESTINATION
IN 100 YARDS.
1744
01:10:54,260 --> 01:10:55,762
THIS IS LIKE
AN "OCEANS" MOVIE.
1745
01:10:55,762 --> 01:10:57,763
BEN'S THE OLD GUY
WITH THE BIG GLASSES.
1746
01:10:57,763 --> 01:10:59,232
HIS NAME IS ELLIOTT GOULD.
1747
01:10:59,232 --> 01:11:01,434
YEAH, AND, JASON,
YOU'RE CLOONEY.
1748
01:10:59,232 --> 01:11:01,434
THANK YOU.
1749
01:11:01,434 --> 01:11:03,570
AND I'LL BE MATT DAMON
'CAUSE I'M KIND OF AN OUTSIDER.
1750
01:11:03,570 --> 01:11:04,871
YEAH, DEFINITELY.
WHO AM I?
1751
01:11:04,871 --> 01:11:06,539
UH, YOU ARE
BEN AFFLECK'S BROTHER.
1752
01:11:06,539 --> 01:11:08,075
WELL,
WHY AREN'T I BRAD PITT?
1753
01:11:08,075 --> 01:11:11,077
I THINK THAT'S KIND OF
SELF-EXPLANATORY.
1754
01:11:11,077 --> 01:11:13,313
[ FUNKY HEIST MUSIC PLAYS ]
1755
01:11:20,753 --> 01:11:22,055
-OKAY, CLOONEY.
-THANK YOU.
1756
01:11:22,055 --> 01:11:23,456
YOU'RE BEHIND THE WHEEL.
1757
01:11:23,456 --> 01:11:24,725
PARK ON THE STREET.
1758
01:11:24,725 --> 01:11:26,459
KEEP THE ENGINE RUNNING,
YOUR EYES OPEN.
1759
01:11:26,459 --> 01:11:29,161
DAMON, AFFLECK'S BROTHER,
YOU'RE WITH ME.
1760
01:11:29,161 --> 01:11:30,731
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S DO THIS.
1761
01:11:32,099 --> 01:11:34,935
REMEMBER,
THE KEY'S UNDER THE FLOWERPOT.
1762
01:11:50,950 --> 01:11:52,485
[ ALARM BEEPING ]
1763
01:11:52,485 --> 01:11:53,720
OH, NO.
1764
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:56,122
OH, GREAT PLAN SO FAR.
OH, MY GOD.
1765
01:11:56,122 --> 01:11:58,091
-LEWIS, GET BECKY.
-IF WE DON'T KNOW THE CODE,
1766
01:11:58,091 --> 01:11:59,792
THIS IS GONNA TURN INTO AN ALARM
IN 60 SECONDS.
1767
01:11:59,792 --> 01:12:01,394
BECKY, PUT JULES ON.
1768
01:12:01,394 --> 01:12:03,163
SHE PUT ME ON HOLD.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT GIRL?
1769
01:12:03,163 --> 01:12:05,832
THIS IS SO NOT GOOD.
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO, BEN?
1770
01:12:05,832 --> 01:12:06,999
-WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED--
-STOP EATING!
1771
01:12:06,999 --> 01:12:08,134
-UH-HUH!
-GO LOOK FOR THE COMPUTER!
1772
01:12:08,134 --> 01:12:09,736
RIGHT NOW!
GO! GO! GO!
1773
01:12:09,736 --> 01:12:11,170
NO! SEPARATELY!
SEPARATE--
1774
01:12:11,170 --> 01:12:12,839
BECKY: Ben.
Ben, you there?
1775
01:12:12,839 --> 01:12:14,975
BECKY, DON'T SCREW AROUND.
PUT JULES ON. IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
1776
01:12:14,975 --> 01:12:17,410
-She's in a meeting.
-INTERRUPT HER.
1777
01:12:17,410 --> 01:12:18,378
JULES: Ben, what's up?
1778
01:12:18,378 --> 01:12:20,079
JULES,
YOUR MOTHER HAS AN ALARM.
1779
01:12:20,079 --> 01:12:21,715
-No, she doesn't.
-YES, SHE DOES.
1780
01:12:21,715 --> 01:12:23,750
I'M IN HER KITCHEN. IT'S ABOUT
TO GO OFF. WHAT'S HER CODE?
1781
01:12:23,750 --> 01:12:25,618
I HAVE NO IDEA.
BEN, LISTEN TO ME.
1782
01:12:25,618 --> 01:12:26,886
I KNOW THIS WOMAN.
1783
01:12:26,886 --> 01:12:28,221
THAT IS A FAKE ALARM
THAT SHE BOUGHT
1784
01:12:28,221 --> 01:12:29,455
OFF OF SOME INFOMERCIAL
OR SOMETHING, OKAY?
1785
01:12:29,455 --> 01:12:30,990
IT'S NOT REAL.
IT'S NOT CONNECTED.
1786
01:12:30,990 --> 01:12:32,459
It's just to
scare off burglars.
1787
01:12:32,459 --> 01:12:34,194
SHE SAYS IT'S FAKE.
IT'S JUST TO SCARE OFF BURGLARS.
1788
01:12:34,194 --> 01:12:36,028
OH, WELL,
IT'S DOING A GOOD JOB.
1789
01:12:36,028 --> 01:12:38,165
LISTEN, MY PARENTS WOULD NEVER
PAY FOR AN ALARM, OKAY?
1790
01:12:38,165 --> 01:12:39,632
THEY'RE THE CHEAPEST PEOPLE
IN AMERICA.
1791
01:12:39,632 --> 01:12:41,768
OKAY, WELL, IT HASN'T
TURNED INTO AN ALARM YET.
1792
01:12:41,768 --> 01:12:43,970
-IT'S STILL BEEPING.
-THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S A FAKE.
1793
01:12:43,970 --> 01:12:45,605
TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.
HAVE YOU FOUND THE COMPUTER?
1794
01:12:45,605 --> 01:12:46,906
IT'S NOT DOWN HERE.
1795
01:12:46,906 --> 01:12:49,142
??
1796
01:12:51,511 --> 01:12:53,513
LEWIS, GO IN THERE.
DAVIS, IN THERE.
1797
01:12:56,115 --> 01:12:58,417
-FOUND IT!
-GOT IT! WHAT?
1798
01:12:58,417 --> 01:13:00,386
WE FOUND TWO. WHICH ONE IS HERS?
THE WHITE ONE OR THE SILVER ONE?
1799
01:13:00,386 --> 01:13:02,121
THE WHITE ONE
OR THE SILVER ONE?
1800
01:13:02,121 --> 01:13:03,389
THE WHITE ONE OR THE SILVER ONE?
WHITE ONE OR THE SILVER ONE?
1801
01:13:03,389 --> 01:13:04,858
-YOUR MOM'S COMPUTER?
-YES.
1802
01:13:04,858 --> 01:13:06,059
IT'S WHITE.
I GOT IT FIXED FOR HER ONCE.
1803
01:13:06,059 --> 01:13:07,627
-I AM POSITIVE.
-THE WHITE ONE!
1804
01:13:07,627 --> 01:13:09,162
WHITE.
1805
01:13:10,963 --> 01:13:12,799
[ ALARM BLARING ]
1806
01:13:12,799 --> 01:13:14,533
OH, MY GOD.
1807
01:13:14,533 --> 01:13:17,103
I KNEW THERE WAS NO SUCH THING
AS A FAKE ALARM!
1808
01:13:17,103 --> 01:13:18,838
WE'RE GONNA GET ARRESTED!
I KNEW IT!
1809
01:13:18,838 --> 01:13:20,173
THAT'S IT! WE'RE DONE!
1810
01:13:20,173 --> 01:13:22,074
OUR FINGERPRINTS
ARE ALL OVER THIS PLACE!
1811
01:13:22,074 --> 01:13:23,443
BEN,
DO YOU SEE THE E-MAIL?
1812
01:13:23,443 --> 01:13:25,578
-NOT YET.
-DOUBLE-TIME IT, DUDE.
1813
01:13:25,578 --> 01:13:27,880
HERE, LET ME.
1814
01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:29,249
FOUND IT!
1815
01:13:29,249 --> 01:13:31,251
"WHY IS MY MOTHER
ALWAYS SUCH A RAGING BITCH?"
1816
01:13:31,251 --> 01:13:33,152
SUBJECT --
"SHE'S A TERRORIST."
1817
01:13:33,152 --> 01:13:34,621
Yes! Delete it!
1818
01:13:34,621 --> 01:13:35,721
GONE.
1819
01:13:35,721 --> 01:13:37,090
NOW FROM THE TRASH!
1820
01:13:38,891 --> 01:13:39,959
GOT IT.
1821
01:13:39,959 --> 01:13:41,828
[ SIREN WAILS ]
1822
01:13:41,828 --> 01:13:42,929
DAVIS,
WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS?
1823
01:13:42,929 --> 01:13:44,030
UNDER THE BED, RIGHT SIDE.
1824
01:13:44,030 --> 01:13:45,464
WHICH RIGHT SIDE?
1825
01:13:45,464 --> 01:13:47,600
RIGHT SIDE FACING THE BED!
OH, MY GOD! MY LIFE IS OVER!
1826
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:50,136
I'M GONNA BE A FELON AND
I HAVE NOT COMMITTED A CRIME!
1827
01:13:50,136 --> 01:13:51,404
DAVIS.
DAVIS, PULL IT TOGETHER.
1828
01:13:51,404 --> 01:13:53,106
CAN'T YOU HEAR
HOW FAR AWAY THAT IS?
1829
01:13:53,106 --> 01:13:54,707
WE'VE GOT AT LEAST 30 SECONDS
UNTIL THEY'RE HERE.
1830
01:13:54,707 --> 01:13:56,409
[ Lisping ] HOW AM I GONNA
EXPLAIN THIS TO MY PARENTS?
1831
01:13:56,409 --> 01:13:57,810
OH, MY GOD.
MY LISP IS BACK!
1832
01:13:57,810 --> 01:13:59,479
-20 SECONDS.
-OH!
1833
01:13:59,479 --> 01:14:01,214
JUST RUN! RUN!
1834
01:14:03,349 --> 01:14:05,051
Jason:
[ Rapping ] ? GIVE IT AWAY NOW ?
1835
01:14:05,051 --> 01:14:06,619
? JUST GIVE IT AWAY ?
1836
01:14:06,619 --> 01:14:07,921
? YEAH, HERE WE GO NOW ?
1837
01:14:07,921 --> 01:14:09,389
? TELL ME WAT'CHU
REALLY WANT TO DO ?
1838
01:14:09,389 --> 01:14:10,790
? COME HERE, MA,
TALK WITH ME, TALK WITH ME ?
1839
01:14:10,790 --> 01:14:12,258
? LOOK LIKE YOU'RE REAL GOOD ?
1840
01:14:12,258 --> 01:14:13,726
? TALK AND YA REALLY
WANT TO WALK FOR ME ?
1841
01:14:13,726 --> 01:14:15,295
? THE WAY YOU REALLY
TRY TO PUT IT ON, DAWG ?
1842
01:14:15,295 --> 01:14:16,829
? DANCE LIKE YA NEVER DID
BEFORE FOR ME ?
1843
01:14:16,829 --> 01:14:18,665
? WANT TO BREAK YO' BACK,
GONNA BREAK YO' NECK ?
1844
01:14:18,665 --> 01:14:20,299
? AND THE WAY YOU TRY TO PUT IT
ON THE FLOOR FOR ME ?
1845
01:14:20,299 --> 01:14:22,802
? COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!
OH, YEAH ?
1846
01:14:22,802 --> 01:14:25,471
JASON!
1847
01:14:25,471 --> 01:14:26,472
OPEN THE DOOR!
1848
01:14:26,472 --> 01:14:28,174
? EVERY TIME
I COME THROUGH ?
1849
01:14:28,174 --> 01:14:29,709
? THIS MOTHERFREAKER
IS ALWAYS IN THE RIDE ?
1850
01:14:29,709 --> 01:14:33,078
JASON! OPEN THE DOOR!
1851
01:14:33,078 --> 01:14:35,114
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!
1852
01:14:35,114 --> 01:14:36,683
WHOA!
WHOA, OKAY!
1853
01:14:36,683 --> 01:14:38,084
OKAY!
1854
01:14:36,683 --> 01:14:38,084
[ LOCK CLICKS ]
1855
01:14:38,084 --> 01:14:39,419
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
1856
01:14:38,084 --> 01:14:39,419
[ SIREN APPROACHING ]
1857
01:14:39,419 --> 01:14:41,821
HOLD ON! I'M NOT IN!
I'M NOT IN! I'M NOT IN!
1858
01:14:41,821 --> 01:14:43,356
I'M IN.
1859
01:14:44,591 --> 01:14:45,891
? HERE SHE COMES ?
1860
01:14:45,891 --> 01:14:47,127
-CHEERS!
-CHEERS!
1861
01:14:47,127 --> 01:14:49,562
? WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET ?
1862
01:14:49,562 --> 01:14:52,131
YOU ARE A CRAZY SON OF A BITCH.
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
1863
01:14:52,131 --> 01:14:53,600
I DIDN'T, ACTUALLY.
1864
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:55,434
I'M SURE MY BLOOD PRESSURE
WAS THROUGH THE ROOF.
1865
01:14:55,434 --> 01:14:57,336
BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.
GOOD TIMES!
1866
01:14:57,336 --> 01:14:59,506
[ LAUGHTER ]
1867
01:14:57,336 --> 01:14:59,506
GUYS, I CAN'T --
1868
01:14:59,506 --> 01:15:02,475
I LITERALLY CAN'T THANK YOU
ENOUGH FOR WHAT YOU JUST DID.
1869
01:15:02,475 --> 01:15:06,512
IT WAS SO ABOVE AND BEYOND
AND BRAVE AND LOYAL.
1870
01:15:06,512 --> 01:15:08,214
I AM INDEBTED TO YOU
FOREVER.
1871
01:15:08,214 --> 01:15:09,616
-NO, YOU'RE NOT.
-WELL, YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
1872
01:15:09,616 --> 01:15:10,783
YOU KNOW...
1873
01:15:10,783 --> 01:15:13,553
TAKES A TEAM,
BUT IT'S DONE.
1874
01:15:13,553 --> 01:15:16,389
-ALL TAKEN CARE OF.
-OKAY.
1875
01:15:16,389 --> 01:15:18,391
I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER.
ANYBODY ELSE?
1876
01:15:18,391 --> 01:15:19,725
-I WOULD LOVE THAT.
-YEAH, LET'S DO THAT.
1877
01:15:19,725 --> 01:15:22,628
YEAH. BUT COULD I JUST GET
A HALF THIS TIME?
1878
01:15:22,628 --> 01:15:23,730
I'LL TAKE HIS HALF.
1879
01:15:23,730 --> 01:15:25,231
WE'LL ALL
HAVE DOUBLES.
1880
01:15:26,632 --> 01:15:29,302
N-No, it's okay. I can drink.
It's a thing about me.
1881
01:15:29,302 --> 01:15:30,603
NOW, WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES,
AGAIN?
1882
01:15:30,603 --> 01:15:32,071
I NEVER
WANT TO NOT KNOW YOU.
1883
01:15:32,071 --> 01:15:33,440
I'M JASON.
1884
01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:35,541
I'VE WORKED FOR YOU
FOR LIKE A YEAR.
1885
01:15:35,541 --> 01:15:37,443
I'VE DELIVERED THINGS
TO YOUR HOME.
1886
01:15:37,443 --> 01:15:38,745
I MET MATT
A BUNCH OF TIMES.
1887
01:15:38,745 --> 01:15:40,713
I'VE TIED YOUR DAUGHTER'S SHOE
BEFORE.
1888
01:15:40,713 --> 01:15:42,849
I -- I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
I'M JUST TERRIBLE WITH NAMES.
1889
01:15:42,849 --> 01:15:44,584
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S JASON.
1890
01:15:44,584 --> 01:15:45,618
YOU'RE NEW, RIGHT?
1891
01:15:45,618 --> 01:15:46,919
YEAH.
I'M DAVIS.
1892
01:15:46,919 --> 01:15:48,521
I STARTED WORK
THE SAME DAY AS BEN.
1893
01:15:48,521 --> 01:15:50,656
WE'RE PRETTY MUCH BESTIES,
AND I'M HIS MENTEE.
1894
01:15:50,656 --> 01:15:52,859
OH.
1895
01:15:50,656 --> 01:15:52,859
HE GAVE ME THIS TIE,
FOR EXAMPLE.
1896
01:15:52,859 --> 01:15:54,360
IT WAS HIS.
IT'S VINTAGE.
1897
01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:56,228
-"VINTAGE."
-I LIKE IT.
1898
01:15:56,228 --> 01:15:57,564
I LIKE MEN IN TIES.
1899
01:15:57,564 --> 01:15:59,465
-AND, YOU'RE LEWIS.
-YES.
1900
01:15:59,465 --> 01:16:01,167
YEAH, I COULD HEAR A LITTLE BIT
OVER THE PHONE.
1901
01:16:01,167 --> 01:16:02,635
YOU WERE VERY COOL
UNDER PRESSURE.
1902
01:16:02,635 --> 01:16:05,037
WELL, IT WAS MY FIRST HEIST.
I TRIED TO BE CHILL.
1903
01:16:05,037 --> 01:16:06,138
THANKS FOR NOTICING.
1904
01:16:06,138 --> 01:16:07,941
SALUT.
1905
01:16:07,941 --> 01:16:09,075
-MM!
-WHOO!
1906
01:16:09,075 --> 01:16:11,677
BOYS, WHAT CAN I SAY...
1907
01:16:11,677 --> 01:16:12,712
I'M SORRY.
1908
01:16:12,712 --> 01:16:14,447
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO CALL YOU "BOYS."
1909
01:16:14,447 --> 01:16:16,282
NOBODY CALLS MEN
"MEN" ANYMORE.
1910
01:16:16,282 --> 01:16:17,550
HAVE YOU NOTICED?
1911
01:16:17,550 --> 01:16:19,151
WOMEN WENT FROM "GIRLS"
TO "WOMEN."
1912
01:16:19,151 --> 01:16:20,586
MEN WENT FROM "MEN"
TO "BOYS"?
1913
01:16:20,586 --> 01:16:23,089
THIS IS A PROBLEM
IN THE BIG PICTURE.
1914
01:16:23,089 --> 01:16:25,291
-DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
-YEAH.
1915
01:16:25,291 --> 01:16:26,826
I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER.
1916
01:16:26,826 --> 01:16:28,227
ANOTHER?
YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
1917
01:16:28,227 --> 01:16:30,797
YEP. OKAY,
HERE'S MY THEORY ABOUT THIS.
1918
01:16:30,797 --> 01:16:33,566
WE ALL GREW UP DURING
THE "TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER
TO WORK DAY" THING, RIGHT?
1919
01:16:33,566 --> 01:16:34,934
MM-HMM.
1920
01:16:34,934 --> 01:16:38,237
SO WE WERE ALWAYS TOLD WE COULD
BE ANYTHING, DO ANYTHING.
1921
01:16:38,237 --> 01:16:41,140
AND I THINK GUYS GOT,
MAYBE NOT LEFT BEHIND,
1922
01:16:41,140 --> 01:16:42,841
BUT NOT QUITE AS NURTURED,
YOU KNOW?
1923
01:16:42,841 --> 01:16:46,045
I MEAN, LIKE, WE WERE THE
GENERATION OF "YOU GO, GIRL."
1924
01:16:46,045 --> 01:16:47,847
WE HAD OPRAH.
1925
01:16:47,847 --> 01:16:51,184
AND I WONDER SOMETIMES
HOW GUYS FIT IN, YOU KNOW?
1926
01:16:51,184 --> 01:16:52,719
THEY STILL SEEM TO BE
TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT.
1927
01:16:52,719 --> 01:16:54,453
THEY'RE STILL DRESSING
LIKE LITTLE BOYS.
1928
01:16:54,453 --> 01:16:56,088
THEY'RE STILL PLAYING
VIDEO GAMES.
1929
01:16:56,088 --> 01:16:57,890
WELL, THEY'VE GOTTEN GREAT.
SO...
1930
01:16:57,890 --> 01:16:59,759
I LOVE VIDEO GAMES.
1931
01:16:59,759 --> 01:17:01,260
OH, BOY.
1932
01:17:01,260 --> 01:17:03,496
HOW, IN ONE GENERATION,
HAVE MEN GONE FROM
1933
01:17:03,496 --> 01:17:07,500
GUYS LIKE JACK NICHOLSON
AND HARRISON FORD TO...
1934
01:17:11,070 --> 01:17:12,872
TAKE BEN, HERE.
1935
01:17:12,872 --> 01:17:14,841
A DYING BREED.
YOU KNOW?
1936
01:17:14,841 --> 01:17:16,242
LOOK AND LEARN, BOYS,
1937
01:17:16,242 --> 01:17:18,577
BECAUSE IF YOU ASK ME,
THIS IS WHAT COOL IS.
1938
01:17:18,577 --> 01:17:21,047
OH, THANKS, ACE. YOU'RE NOT
GONNA DRINK ANYMORE, RIGHT?
1939
01:17:21,047 --> 01:17:23,182
[ CHUCKLES ]
CALLING ME "ACE"?
1940
01:17:23,182 --> 01:17:24,884
THAT IS JUST SUPER COOL,
RIGHT?
1941
01:17:24,884 --> 01:17:26,185
-DEFINITELY.
-VERY COOL.
1942
01:17:26,185 --> 01:17:28,988
OKAY.
I AM OFFICIALLY A LITTLE DIZZY.
1943
01:17:28,988 --> 01:17:30,823
I APOLOGIZE FOR THE TIRADE.
1944
01:17:30,823 --> 01:17:33,359
I AM GONNA GO.
1945
01:17:33,359 --> 01:17:37,630
BUT I AM FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT,
GENTLEMEN.
1946
01:17:37,630 --> 01:17:40,199
ANOTHER WORD
WHICH IS NEVER USED ANYMORE.
1947
01:17:40,199 --> 01:17:42,101
LET'S BRING IT BACK,
SHALL WE?
1948
01:17:42,101 --> 01:17:45,672
-YES.
-BEN, I'LL BE UBERING HOME.
1949
01:17:45,672 --> 01:17:47,173
-THANKS AGAIN.
-WHOA! WHOA!
1950
01:17:47,173 --> 01:17:48,207
OKAY.
1951
01:17:48,207 --> 01:17:50,643
[ Slurring ]
I'M SO SORRY.
1952
01:17:50,643 --> 01:17:52,177
DON'T WORRY.
1953
01:17:52,177 --> 01:17:54,914
I'M FINE NOW.
1954
01:17:54,914 --> 01:17:56,716
[ RETCHES ]
1955
01:17:54,914 --> 01:17:56,716
OKAY.
1956
01:17:56,716 --> 01:17:58,150
IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.
1957
01:17:58,150 --> 01:18:00,753
[ GROANS ]
1958
01:18:00,753 --> 01:18:03,723
OH, I HAVEN'T DONE THAT
SINCE COLLEGE.
1959
01:18:07,326 --> 01:18:09,529
THANK YOU.
1960
01:18:09,529 --> 01:18:12,231
OH, MAN.
1961
01:18:12,231 --> 01:18:15,001
VERY SORRY
YOU HAD TO SEE THAT.
1962
01:18:15,001 --> 01:18:16,235
HUMILIATING.
1963
01:18:16,235 --> 01:18:17,470
IT'S ALL GOOD.
1964
01:18:17,470 --> 01:18:19,505
YOU FEELING BETTER?
1965
01:18:19,505 --> 01:18:20,873
YEAH.
1966
01:18:20,873 --> 01:18:24,577
YEAH, I FORGOT YOU GOT TO EAT
BEFORE YOU DRINK.
1967
01:18:26,579 --> 01:18:27,846
I'M GOOD NOW.
1968
01:18:27,846 --> 01:18:30,316
THANK YOU.
1969
01:18:38,391 --> 01:18:40,993
I'M LEAVING
IN A MINUTE.
1970
01:18:40,993 --> 01:18:44,563
JUST WORKING ON MAKING THIS
THE WORST POSSIBLE DAY FOR YOU.
1971
01:18:44,563 --> 01:18:47,467
NO, NOT AT ALL.
YOU'VE HAD A STRESSFUL DAY.
1972
01:18:51,737 --> 01:18:55,841
HOW IS IT THAT YOU ALWAYS
MANAGE TO SAY THE RIGHT THING...
1973
01:18:55,841 --> 01:18:59,078
DO THE RIGHT THING,
BE THE RIGHT THING?
1974
01:18:59,078 --> 01:19:01,347
IT'S UNCANNY.
1975
01:19:01,347 --> 01:19:03,049
YOU --
YOU GET SOME REST.
1976
01:19:03,049 --> 01:19:04,349
I WILL.
1977
01:19:04,349 --> 01:19:06,252
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.
1978
01:19:10,856 --> 01:19:13,359
OH, AND, UH...
1979
01:19:13,359 --> 01:19:15,928
SAYONARA.
1980
01:19:15,928 --> 01:19:18,631
ABSOLUTELY.
1981
01:19:18,631 --> 01:19:20,166
??
1982
01:19:20,166 --> 01:19:22,402
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
1983
01:19:31,877 --> 01:19:33,646
REALLY SO NICE OF YOU
TO DO THIS.
1984
01:19:33,646 --> 01:19:35,414
MOST WOMEN WOULD HAVE
JUST RESCHEDULED.
1985
01:19:35,414 --> 01:19:38,251
OH, NOT TO WORRY.
I UNDERSTAND.
1986
01:19:38,251 --> 01:19:40,619
IT WAS UNEXPECTED.
1987
01:19:40,619 --> 01:19:42,087
-THANK YOU.
-THANK YOU.
1988
01:19:42,087 --> 01:19:43,523
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1989
01:19:50,963 --> 01:19:53,165
-Hi.
-Oh. Come on in.
1990
01:19:53,165 --> 01:19:55,501
Oh, no, after you.
Go ahead.
1991
01:19:57,904 --> 01:20:01,407
Benji, you brought a date
to a funeral. Unreal.
1992
01:20:01,407 --> 01:20:03,576
We had plans.
Who knew this was gonna happen?
1993
01:20:03,576 --> 01:20:05,711
Well, how do you do?
I'm Miles.
1994
01:20:05,711 --> 01:20:07,013
Hello. Fiona.
1995
01:20:07,013 --> 01:20:08,380
I'm so sorry
for your loss.
1996
01:20:08,380 --> 01:20:11,384
Oh, thank you, dear.
1997
01:20:11,384 --> 01:20:13,119
Wowza!
1998
01:20:13,119 --> 01:20:16,356
??
1999
01:20:47,954 --> 01:20:50,289
I NEVER WENT TO
A SHIVA BEFORE.
2000
01:20:50,289 --> 01:20:51,757
THE LAUGHTER
WAS WONDERFUL.
2001
01:20:51,757 --> 01:20:53,526
I DON'T THINK
I'VE EVER EATEN MORE.
2002
01:20:53,526 --> 01:20:56,262
I'M NOT EVEN SURE HOW I LEFT
WITH A BOX OF COOKIES.
2003
01:20:56,262 --> 01:20:57,829
WELL,
YOU WERE A BIG HIT.
2004
01:20:57,829 --> 01:21:00,632
GIVING THE WIDOW THAT
BACK MASSAGE -- WINNING MOVE.
2005
01:21:00,632 --> 01:21:02,701
OH, YEAH.
SHE NEEDED IT.
2006
01:21:02,701 --> 01:21:04,270
I DEFINITELY THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA
2007
01:21:04,270 --> 01:21:06,372
TO TAKE ALL FIRST DATES
TO A FUNERAL.
2008
01:21:06,372 --> 01:21:08,741
YEAH. A REAL ICEBREAKER,
DON'T YOU THINK?
2009
01:21:08,741 --> 01:21:09,742
[ LAUGHS ]
2010
01:21:09,742 --> 01:21:11,444
I KNOW YOU'RE KIDDING
BUT, HONESTLY,
2011
01:21:11,444 --> 01:21:13,545
WHO NEEDS THE STRAIN
OF THE DINNER DATE?
2012
01:21:13,545 --> 01:21:15,715
AND THE "WHY AREN'T YOU
MARRIED?" CONVERSATION.
2013
01:21:15,715 --> 01:21:19,585
AT OUR AGE IT'S NOT EVEN
POSSIBLE TO CATCH UP.
2014
01:21:19,585 --> 01:21:22,755
WELL, I CAN DO ME
IN 10 SECONDS.
2015
01:21:24,023 --> 01:21:25,625
YOU READY?
2016
01:21:24,023 --> 01:21:25,625
YEP.
2017
01:21:25,625 --> 01:21:28,428
WIDOWER,
ONE SON, TWO GRANDKIDS.
2018
01:21:28,428 --> 01:21:30,563
SPENT MY LIFE
MANUFACTURING PHONEBOOKS,
2019
01:21:30,563 --> 01:21:31,997
WHICH NO LONGER
SERVE A PURPOSE.
2020
01:21:31,997 --> 01:21:32,999
[ CHUCKLES ]
2021
01:21:32,999 --> 01:21:34,834
I'M CURRENTLY WORKING
AS AN INTERN,
2022
01:21:34,834 --> 01:21:36,735
HAVING A BALL.
2023
01:21:36,735 --> 01:21:40,739
AND THE BEST NEWS IS, I HAVE
A CRUSH ON A GIRL I MET AT WORK.
2024
01:21:40,739 --> 01:21:44,043
I'M SORRY
YOU LOST YOUR WIFE.
2025
01:21:44,043 --> 01:21:45,077
OKAY.
2026
01:21:45,077 --> 01:21:46,445
DIVORCED.
2027
01:21:46,445 --> 01:21:47,946
THREE BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS.
2028
01:21:47,946 --> 01:21:50,916
ONE GRANDCHILD, A BOY,
ON THE WAY.
2029
01:21:50,916 --> 01:21:52,451
I WAS SICK
A FEW YEARS BACK.
2030
01:21:52,451 --> 01:21:53,686
I'M NOT ANYMORE.
2031
01:21:53,686 --> 01:21:56,222
I'M AN IN-HOUSE
E-COMMERCE MASSEUSE.
2032
01:21:56,222 --> 01:21:57,723
LOVE MY JOB.
2033
01:21:57,723 --> 01:22:02,428
AND I FINALLY MET A MAN I
ACTUALLY WANT TO HANG OUT WITH.
2034
01:22:02,428 --> 01:22:05,297
LUCKY ME.
2035
01:22:02,428 --> 01:22:05,297
[ LAUGHS ]
2036
01:22:05,297 --> 01:22:07,567
??
2037
01:22:16,209 --> 01:22:18,444
[ COUGHING ]
2038
01:22:20,479 --> 01:22:21,681
MORNING.
2039
01:22:21,681 --> 01:22:23,482
HEY, BUDDY.
YOU DON'T LOOK SO GREAT.
2040
01:22:23,482 --> 01:22:25,118
YEAH, I KNOW.
2041
01:22:25,118 --> 01:22:28,554
BUT BELIEVE ME,
I LOOK BETTER THAN I FEEL.
2042
01:22:25,118 --> 01:22:28,554
[ PAIGE CRYING ]
2043
01:22:28,554 --> 01:22:29,788
OH, DID YOU SEE THE YANKEES
LAST NIGHT?
2044
01:22:29,788 --> 01:22:32,157
-OH, THEY WERE ON FIRE.
-OH, MAN.
2045
01:22:32,157 --> 01:22:34,259
Jules: GOT TO GET SOMETHING
IN YOUR STOMACH.
2046
01:22:34,259 --> 01:22:35,694
HONEY, HONEY, HONEY.
2047
01:22:35,694 --> 01:22:37,730
JUST CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE
ONE BITE BEFORE SCHOOL?
2048
01:22:37,730 --> 01:22:39,131
PLEASE?
JUST ONE BITE?
2049
01:22:39,131 --> 01:22:41,767
HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE WATERWORKS,
LITTLE ONE?
2050
01:22:41,767 --> 01:22:43,035
I JUST TOLD HER THAT
THE SITTER'S GONNA HAVE TO
2051
01:22:43,035 --> 01:22:44,503
TAKE HER TO
MADDIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY
2052
01:22:44,503 --> 01:22:45,771
BECAUSE
MATT'S FEELING SICK.
2053
01:22:45,771 --> 01:22:49,742
BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO
WITH THE SITTER.
2054
01:22:49,742 --> 01:22:50,877
BEN?
2055
01:22:50,877 --> 01:22:53,212
CAN YOU TAKE ME?
2056
01:22:53,212 --> 01:22:54,947
PLEASE?
2057
01:22:54,947 --> 01:22:56,248
OH, HONEY?
2058
01:22:56,248 --> 01:22:59,918
I'M SO SORRY, BUT BEN'S
GOT TO GO TO WORK TODAY.
2059
01:22:59,918 --> 01:23:02,488
[ CRYING ]
2060
01:23:02,488 --> 01:23:04,356
JULES. COME ON.
IT'LL TAKE AN HOUR.
2061
01:23:04,356 --> 01:23:06,192
LET ME TAKE HER.
2062
01:23:08,895 --> 01:23:10,930
Ben: I -- I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE STILL GOING THROUGH THIS.
2063
01:23:10,930 --> 01:23:13,833
I'M GOING THE RIGHT WAY.
PLEASE HAVE A LITTLE TRUST.
2064
01:23:13,833 --> 01:23:16,001
BUT THE PARK
WHERE THE PARTY IS...
2065
01:23:16,001 --> 01:23:17,703
OH. SORRY, BEN.
2066
01:23:17,703 --> 01:23:20,605
ACTUALLY, THIS IS IT.
2067
01:23:20,605 --> 01:23:22,674
YOU'RE LIKE A CLONE.
2068
01:23:22,674 --> 01:23:25,678
OH, BOY.
THIS LOOKS LIKE A NICE PARTY.
2069
01:23:25,678 --> 01:23:27,780
YEAH, IT DOES.
2070
01:23:27,780 --> 01:23:29,348
SO WHICH ONE IS MADDIE?
2071
01:23:29,348 --> 01:23:31,550
THE ONE IN THE PINK.
2072
01:23:31,550 --> 01:23:34,053
OKAY.
THE ONE IN THE PINK.
2073
01:23:35,721 --> 01:23:38,257
YOU CAN GO SIT WITH
THE OTHER MOMS, OKAY?
2074
01:23:38,257 --> 01:23:40,525
OKAY. YOU WANT TO
GIVE MADDIE HER PRESENT?
2075
01:23:40,525 --> 01:23:42,594
YEAH.
2076
01:23:40,525 --> 01:23:42,594
OKAY.
2077
01:23:42,594 --> 01:23:45,031
HAVE FUN.
2078
01:23:46,999 --> 01:23:48,100
THE OTHER MOMS.
2079
01:23:49,368 --> 01:23:50,803
FREP-- FREPRINO
OR SOMETHING.
2080
01:23:50,803 --> 01:23:52,438
YEAH, I KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THEM.
2081
01:23:52,438 --> 01:23:54,206
HI. I'M BEN.
2082
01:23:54,206 --> 01:23:55,274
-HI. JANE.
-JANE.
2083
01:23:55,274 --> 01:23:56,709
-AND EMILY.
-HI, EMILY.
2084
01:23:56,709 --> 01:23:58,310
I'M HELPING MATT AND JULES OUT
TODAY.
2085
01:23:58,310 --> 01:23:59,679
OH, ARE YOU MATT'S DAD?
2086
01:23:59,679 --> 01:24:01,914
NO, NO.
I WORK FOR JULES.
2087
01:24:01,914 --> 01:24:03,148
OH.
2088
01:24:03,148 --> 01:24:04,717
THAT'S OKAY?
2089
01:24:04,717 --> 01:24:08,220
I'VE JUST HEARD SHE'S,
YOU KNOW, KIND OF TOUGH.
2090
01:24:08,220 --> 01:24:10,856
TOUGH? JULES? SURE.
SHE'S A TOTAL BADASS.
2091
01:24:10,856 --> 01:24:13,659
I GUESS THAT'S HOW SHE BECAME
AN INTERNET SENSATION.
2092
01:24:13,659 --> 01:24:15,528
MUST MAKE YOU GUYS PROUD,
HUH?
2093
01:24:15,528 --> 01:24:16,929
ONE OF YOUR OWN OUT THERE
EVERY DAY,
2094
01:24:16,929 --> 01:24:19,065
CRASHING THE GLASS CEILING
OF THE TECH WORLD.
2095
01:24:19,065 --> 01:24:22,368
SO, BRAVO, GOOD FOR HER.
RIGHT?
2096
01:24:22,368 --> 01:24:24,369
Y-YEAH.
NO, FOR SURE.
2097
01:24:24,369 --> 01:24:25,805
[ CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY ]
2098
01:24:25,805 --> 01:24:27,239
WHAT'S UP, KIDDO?
2099
01:24:27,239 --> 01:24:28,608
I DON'T FEEL GOOD.
2100
01:24:28,608 --> 01:24:31,443
YOU DON'T?
DO YOU WANT TO SIT ON MY LAP?
2101
01:24:31,443 --> 01:24:34,813
YOU KNOW, IF SHE'S SICK
SHE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
2102
01:24:34,813 --> 01:24:37,783
TOUGH CROWD, PAIGEY.
YOU WANT TO HIT THE ROAD?
2103
01:24:37,783 --> 01:24:39,318
DOES THAT MEAN "LEAVE"?
2104
01:24:39,318 --> 01:24:40,720
'FRAID SO.
2105
01:24:42,387 --> 01:24:48,127
Paige: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE
SOMETHING...BLUE!
2106
01:24:48,127 --> 01:24:50,262
Ben:
IS IT THE CAR NEXT TO US?
2107
01:24:50,262 --> 01:24:51,564
NO.
2108
01:24:51,564 --> 01:24:54,299
IS IT, UM,
THAT DOG LEASH?
2109
01:24:54,299 --> 01:24:55,868
NO.
2110
01:24:55,868 --> 01:24:57,736
UM, IS IT THE SKY?
2111
01:24:57,736 --> 01:24:59,504
YES! YOU GOT ONE.
2112
01:24:59,504 --> 01:25:00,873
YOUR TURN, BEN.
2113
01:25:00,873 --> 01:25:02,440
OKAY.
2114
01:25:02,440 --> 01:25:03,943
OH, I HAVE A GOOD ONE.
2115
01:25:03,943 --> 01:25:07,479
I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE
SOMETHING GREEN.
2116
01:25:07,479 --> 01:25:09,181
IS IT THAT TREE?
2117
01:25:09,181 --> 01:25:10,449
NOPE.
2118
01:25:10,449 --> 01:25:12,384
IS IT THAT FRONT DOOR?
2119
01:25:12,384 --> 01:25:14,754
WELL, IT'S KIND OF GREEN.
2120
01:25:30,202 --> 01:25:31,871
IS IT, BEN?
2121
01:25:31,871 --> 01:25:34,240
IS IT THAT FRONT DOOR?
2122
01:25:36,775 --> 01:25:39,612
YEAH, IT IS, HONEY.
GOOD GIRL.
2123
01:25:46,218 --> 01:25:47,519
[ HORN HONKS ]
2124
01:25:47,519 --> 01:25:50,756
??
2125
01:26:10,809 --> 01:26:12,678
[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]
2126
01:26:32,531 --> 01:26:34,767
[ SNORING ]
2127
01:26:52,651 --> 01:26:54,887
THANKS SO MUCH, BEN.
2128
01:27:10,736 --> 01:27:12,170
HEY,
COME ON IN THE KITCHEN.
2129
01:27:12,170 --> 01:27:13,972
CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING
BEFORE YOU HIT THE ROAD?
2130
01:27:13,972 --> 01:27:16,709
WANT A CUP OF COFFEE
OR A BITE TO EAT?
2131
01:27:16,709 --> 01:27:18,243
UH, I'M GOOD, THANKS.
2132
01:27:18,243 --> 01:27:20,946
OKAY. HOW WAS SHE?
SHE GIVE YOU ANY TROUBLE?
2133
01:27:20,946 --> 01:27:22,480
SHE WAS PERFECT.
2134
01:27:22,480 --> 01:27:24,649
SHE WASN'T FEELING SO GREAT
AT THE PARTY, SO WE LEFT EARLY,
2135
01:27:24,649 --> 01:27:28,721
AND SHE JUST FELL ASLEEP IN THE
CAR, SO I LET HER GET A NAP IN.
2136
01:27:28,721 --> 01:27:30,389
SO NICE OF YOU.
THANK YOU.
2137
01:27:30,389 --> 01:27:31,624
[ CELLPHONE DINGS ]
2138
01:27:31,624 --> 01:27:32,925
SORRY.
2139
01:27:37,062 --> 01:27:39,064
YOU SEEM LIKE
YOU'RE FEELING MORE WITH IT.
2140
01:27:39,064 --> 01:27:40,899
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
UM...
2141
01:27:40,899 --> 01:27:42,902
I GUESS I JUST NEEDED
A LITTLE DOWNTIME.
2142
01:27:42,902 --> 01:27:46,839
YOU KNOW, OR MAYBE I WASN'T EVEN
THAT SICK, I DON'T KNOW.
2143
01:27:46,839 --> 01:27:49,508
HEY, BEN, I GOT SOMETHING
I WANTED TO ASK.
2144
01:27:49,508 --> 01:27:52,410
WHAT'S YOUR WHOLE TAKE
ON THE CEO THING?
2145
01:27:52,410 --> 01:27:55,214
I MEAN, YOU'RE MORE
ON THE INSIDE THAN I AM.
2146
01:27:55,214 --> 01:27:58,383
I KNOW JULES IS TRYING TO
DO RIGHT BY EVERYBODY --
2147
01:27:58,383 --> 01:28:00,185
THE INVESTORS.
2148
01:28:00,185 --> 01:28:01,519
THE COMPANY.
2149
01:28:01,519 --> 01:28:02,488
YOU.
2150
01:28:04,122 --> 01:28:05,657
SHE'S GOT A LOT
ON HER SHOULDERS.
2151
01:28:05,657 --> 01:28:07,893
THE PRESSURE
IS UNBELIEVABLE.
2152
01:28:10,196 --> 01:28:14,900
AM I WRONG
THAT I WANT IT TO HAPPEN?
2153
01:28:14,900 --> 01:28:17,069
I MEAN,
I-I WANT WHAT SHE WANTS,
2154
01:28:17,069 --> 01:28:19,872
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
AROUND HERE.
2155
01:28:19,872 --> 01:28:22,842
WE DON'T SEE HER ENOUGH,
AND MAYBE THIS CAN FIX THAT.
2156
01:28:22,842 --> 01:28:26,145
A CEO's GONNA FIX
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, MATT?
2157
01:28:29,281 --> 01:28:32,951
WHATEVER SHE DECIDES, I JUST --
I WANT IT TO BE GOOD FOR HER.
2158
01:28:32,951 --> 01:28:35,521
I WANT HER TO BE HAPPY.
2159
01:28:37,355 --> 01:28:38,757
OF COURSE.
2160
01:28:38,757 --> 01:28:41,460
SHE DESERVES THAT.
2161
01:28:42,527 --> 01:28:46,132
YEAH,
SHE DOES DESERVE IT.
2162
01:28:53,605 --> 01:28:55,541
HI, AMY.
2163
01:29:01,279 --> 01:29:03,482
BENJAMIN,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
2164
01:29:03,482 --> 01:29:04,716
FOUND IT ON eBay.
2165
01:29:04,716 --> 01:29:06,118
YOU WERE RIGHT.
TOTAL CLASSIC.
2166
01:29:06,118 --> 01:29:07,152
IT'S AWESOME, KID.
2167
01:29:07,152 --> 01:29:09,654
? AND MANY MORE ?
2168
01:29:09,654 --> 01:29:11,390
[ LAUGHTER, CHEERING ]
2169
01:29:34,046 --> 01:29:35,413
SO, HOW DID IT GO?
2170
01:29:35,413 --> 01:29:37,582
OH. WELL, YOU HAVE A GREAT KID,
JULES.
2171
01:29:37,582 --> 01:29:38,984
SHE'S ADORABLE.
2172
01:29:38,984 --> 01:29:41,820
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR DOING THAT.
2173
01:29:41,820 --> 01:29:44,523
SO, YOU EXCITED ABOUT OUR TRIP
TO SAN FRANCISCO TOMORROW?
2174
01:29:45,925 --> 01:29:48,460
-ARE YOU OKAY?
-YEAH.
2175
01:29:49,594 --> 01:29:51,897
OH, I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE
WHAT MATT HAS.
2176
01:29:51,897 --> 01:29:52,897
I DON'T.
2177
01:29:52,897 --> 01:29:53,898
YOU SURE?
2178
01:29:53,898 --> 01:29:55,167
POSITIVE.
2179
01:29:56,868 --> 01:29:58,036
WHAT'S THAT?
2180
01:29:58,036 --> 01:29:59,037
BLOOD PRESSURE.
2181
01:29:59,037 --> 01:30:01,039
I TAKE IT EVERY DAY.
2182
01:30:01,039 --> 01:30:03,508
ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE OKAY?
2183
01:30:01,039 --> 01:30:03,508
YEAH.
2184
01:30:03,508 --> 01:30:05,911
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE ALL FLUSHED.
2185
01:30:05,911 --> 01:30:07,846
WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE FIONA,
THE MASSEUSE,
2186
01:30:07,846 --> 01:30:09,547
AND JUST CHILL A LITTLE.
2187
01:30:09,547 --> 01:30:10,548
WHAT'S UP?
2188
01:30:10,548 --> 01:30:12,284
WHOA, BEN, YOU OKAY?
2189
01:30:12,284 --> 01:30:15,120
YOU SEEM TO BE
SLIGHTLY MALFUNCTIONING.
2190
01:30:15,120 --> 01:30:17,523
BECKY.
DOES HE LOOK RIGHT TO YOU?
2191
01:30:17,523 --> 01:30:19,191
OKAY. THANK YOU.
2192
01:30:19,191 --> 01:30:20,625
I THINK WE'RE GOOD HERE.
2193
01:30:20,625 --> 01:30:21,960
GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
2194
01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:23,728
IT'S ALL GOOD.
2195
01:30:23,728 --> 01:30:25,864
IS IT HIS COLORING?
2196
01:30:25,864 --> 01:30:26,965
OH, MY GOD,
YOU'RE ALL NUTS.
2197
01:30:26,965 --> 01:30:28,533
I'M 100%.
LET'S MOVE ON, KIDS.
2198
01:30:28,533 --> 01:30:30,369
BIG DAY. LOTS TO DO.
2199
01:30:30,369 --> 01:30:32,638
OKAY. BEN...
2200
01:30:32,638 --> 01:30:35,007
IF I AM GIVING YOU TOO MUCH TO
DO OR WORKING YOU TOO HARD,
2201
01:30:35,007 --> 01:30:37,576
PLEASE DO NOT FEEL THAT YOU HAVE
TO GO WITH ME TO SAN FRANCISCO.
2202
01:30:37,576 --> 01:30:39,845
JULES, PEOPLE MY AGE
GET TIRED SOMETIMES.
2203
01:30:39,845 --> 01:30:41,313
THAT'S ALL THIS IS.
2204
01:30:41,313 --> 01:30:42,781
YOU'RE TIRED?
2205
01:30:42,781 --> 01:30:45,184
THAT'S WHY YOU HAVEN'T LOOKED AT
ME ONCE SINCE I CAME OVER HERE?
2206
01:30:46,718 --> 01:30:48,254
I'M LOOKING AT YOU.
2207
01:30:50,889 --> 01:30:53,359
JULES.
CAMERON'S ON THE PHONE.
2208
01:30:53,359 --> 01:30:54,693
OKAY.
2209
01:30:54,693 --> 01:30:57,730
LIKE, IF YOU DON'T FEEL BETTER
TONIGHT OR LATE--
2210
01:30:57,730 --> 01:31:00,332
I'M JUST SAYING
I CAN GO BY MYSELF, OKAY?
2211
01:31:00,332 --> 01:31:03,135
I'M A BIG GIRL.
I'LL BE FINE.
2212
01:31:12,210 --> 01:31:14,479
OKAY, SERIOUSLY?
2213
01:31:14,479 --> 01:31:16,048
BEN, WHAT IS IT?
2214
01:31:16,048 --> 01:31:18,450
YOU KNOW,
I'M A SENSITIVE MAN.
2215
01:31:18,450 --> 01:31:19,852
PEOPLE DON'T
THINK THAT ABOUT ME.
2216
01:31:19,852 --> 01:31:21,253
I DON'T LOOK IT,
BUT I AM.
2217
01:31:21,253 --> 01:31:23,489
UNDER ALL THIS MAN STUFF
THAT YOU SO ADMIRE...
2218
01:31:23,489 --> 01:31:26,692
MM-HMM.
2219
01:31:23,489 --> 01:31:26,692
...I'M JUST
A BIG BOWL OF MUSH.
2220
01:31:26,692 --> 01:31:28,627
I KNOW THAT.
2221
01:31:28,627 --> 01:31:30,229
OKAY.
2222
01:31:31,830 --> 01:31:33,365
THAT'S IT?
2223
01:31:33,365 --> 01:31:35,967
THAT'S WHAT
24 HOURS OF CRAZY COMES TO?
2224
01:31:35,967 --> 01:31:38,370
THAT YOU'RE
A SENSITIVE BOWL OF MUSH?
2225
01:31:38,370 --> 01:31:41,539
JULES.
2226
01:31:41,539 --> 01:31:43,309
BEN.
2227
01:31:45,176 --> 01:31:47,212
JULES,
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
2228
01:31:47,212 --> 01:31:49,214
WE GOT THE DAY OFF.
WE'RE TRAVELING IN FIRST-CLASS.
2229
01:31:49,214 --> 01:31:50,849
LET'S AT LEAST
HAVE A LITTLE FUN.
2230
01:31:50,849 --> 01:31:53,585
NOW, THAT, I CAN DO.
2231
01:31:53,585 --> 01:31:54,819
[ LAUGHS ]
2232
01:31:54,819 --> 01:31:56,722
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
2233
01:31:56,722 --> 01:31:59,058
??
2234
01:32:07,265 --> 01:32:09,234
[ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]
2235
01:32:10,401 --> 01:32:12,570
[ LAUGHS,
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
2236
01:32:12,570 --> 01:32:14,673
[ LAUGHS,
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
2237
01:32:14,673 --> 01:32:18,043
??
2238
01:32:20,445 --> 01:32:23,315
Woman: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
AS WE START OUR DESCENT,
2239
01:32:23,315 --> 01:32:25,517
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR SEAT
BACKS AND TRAY TABLES
2240
01:32:25,517 --> 01:32:27,185
ARE IN THEIR FULL,
UPRIGHT POSITIONS
2241
01:32:27,185 --> 01:32:29,421
AND ALL CARRYON LUGGAGE
IS STOWED
2242
01:32:29,421 --> 01:32:31,456
UNDER THE SEAT
IN FRONT OF YOU.
2243
01:32:31,456 --> 01:32:32,658
YOU OKAY?
2244
01:32:32,658 --> 01:32:33,692
YEAH.
2245
01:32:33,692 --> 01:32:35,427
JUST THINKING,
TOMORROW I MEET THE GUY
2246
01:32:35,427 --> 01:32:37,329
WHO MAY BECOME
MY BOSS, KIND OF.
2247
01:32:37,329 --> 01:32:39,331
I MEAN A LOT OF PEOPLE
HAVE BOSSES, RIGHT?
2248
01:32:39,331 --> 01:32:41,834
-MOST PEOPLE HAVE BOSSES.
-JULES, IT'S SIMPLE.
2249
01:32:41,834 --> 01:32:43,802
IF YOU THINK TOWNSEND
IS GONNA BE GOOD FOR YOU
2250
01:32:43,802 --> 01:32:45,603
AND GOOD FOR THE COMPANY,
THEN DO IT.
2251
01:32:45,603 --> 01:32:46,605
AND IF NOT...
2252
01:32:46,605 --> 01:32:47,539
EXACTLY.
2253
01:32:47,539 --> 01:32:49,407
JUST BECAUSE
I CAME ALL WAY HERE...
2254
01:32:49,407 --> 01:32:51,510
RIGHT.
DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
2255
01:32:51,510 --> 01:32:53,112
I AGREE.
2256
01:32:54,913 --> 01:32:56,348
DO YOU THINK
I CAN TAKE A XANAX
2257
01:32:56,348 --> 01:32:58,550
IF I HAD TWO GLASSES OF WINE
AN HOUR AGO?
2258
01:32:58,550 --> 01:33:01,120
WELL, I'D WAIT
ANOTHER COUPLE HOURS.
2259
01:33:06,291 --> 01:33:09,895
IT'S A THING I DO BEFORE I LAND.
WE'RE GOOD NOW.
2260
01:33:09,895 --> 01:33:12,631
??
2261
01:33:16,968 --> 01:33:19,137
[ FIRE ALARM BLARING ]
2262
01:33:19,137 --> 01:33:21,239
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
2263
01:33:21,239 --> 01:33:22,641
-Jules?
-YEAH.
2264
01:33:22,641 --> 01:33:24,676
-You hear that?
-UH-HUH. I HEAR IT. I'M UP.
2265
01:33:24,676 --> 01:33:26,478
[ SIREN WAILS ]
2266
01:33:26,478 --> 01:33:29,048
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
2267
01:33:42,494 --> 01:33:43,294
ARE YOU OKAY?
2268
01:33:43,294 --> 01:33:44,529
THIS ALARM GOING OFF
2269
01:33:44,529 --> 01:33:46,265
IS NOT A GOOD OMEN
ABOUT THIS GUY.
2270
01:33:46,265 --> 01:33:48,466
-IT'S A SIGN, BEN.
-OH, I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S NOT.
2271
01:33:48,466 --> 01:33:50,168
SO YOU HAVEN'T
TAKEN A XANAX, YET?
2272
01:33:50,168 --> 01:33:52,470
YOU TOLD ME
TO WAIT A FEW HOURS.
2273
01:33:52,470 --> 01:33:54,406
YOU TRAVEL
WITH YOUR OWN ROBE?
2274
01:33:54,406 --> 01:33:56,108
YEAH.
2275
01:33:56,108 --> 01:33:57,476
Hotel Manager:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
2276
01:33:57,476 --> 01:33:59,644
A SMOKE ALARM WENT OFF
IN ONE OF THE ROOMS,
2277
01:33:59,644 --> 01:34:01,713
BUT THE PROBLEM
HAS BEEN TAKEN CARE OF.
2278
01:34:01,713 --> 01:34:02,680
OUR SINCEREST APOLOGIES.
2279
01:34:02,680 --> 01:34:04,783
OH, YEAH.
100 PEOPLE, 2 ELEVATORS.
2280
01:34:04,783 --> 01:34:07,186
DEFINITELY A SIGN.
2281
01:34:08,119 --> 01:34:09,387
[ SIGHS ]
2282
01:34:09,387 --> 01:34:11,056
WELL,
THANKS FOR ESCORTING ME BACK.
2283
01:34:11,056 --> 01:34:12,391
MM-HMM.
2284
01:34:13,158 --> 01:34:15,227
[ BEEPS ]
2285
01:34:15,894 --> 01:34:18,029
YOU WANT TO SEE MY ROOM?
2286
01:34:18,029 --> 01:34:19,331
OH, NICE.
2287
01:34:19,331 --> 01:34:21,867
I MEAN,
DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO COME IN?
2288
01:34:21,867 --> 01:34:25,570
I HAVE A TEA KETTLE.
WE COULD HAVE TEA OR...
2289
01:34:25,570 --> 01:34:27,606
[ SIGHS ]
2290
01:34:27,606 --> 01:34:30,375
I'M RIDICULOUSLY NERVOUS
ABOUT TOMORROW.
2291
01:34:34,846 --> 01:34:36,181
YOU CAN LIE DOWN.
2292
01:34:36,181 --> 01:34:38,317
I KNOW YOU'RE TIRED.
I'LL SIT IN THE CHAIR.
2293
01:34:49,961 --> 01:34:51,396
HERE YOU GO.
2294
01:34:55,400 --> 01:34:57,002
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
SIT IN A CHAIR?
2295
01:34:57,002 --> 01:35:01,173
PLEASE LET ME BE HERE.
I NEED TO LIE DOWN, TOO.
2296
01:35:02,441 --> 01:35:04,509
WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT WORK
OR ANYTHING.
2297
01:35:04,509 --> 01:35:08,279
ALL RIGHT.
WHAT SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT?
2298
01:35:08,279 --> 01:35:10,582
MARRIAGE?
2299
01:35:13,185 --> 01:35:16,053
WILL YOU TELL ME
ABOUT YOUR WIFE?
2300
01:35:16,053 --> 01:35:17,722
SHE WAS GREAT, RIGHT?
2301
01:35:17,722 --> 01:35:19,524
SHE WAS.
2302
01:35:19,524 --> 01:35:22,260
MOLLY WAS HER NAME.
2303
01:35:22,260 --> 01:35:24,930
SHE WAS
A MIDDLE-SCHOOL PRINCIPAL.
2304
01:35:24,930 --> 01:35:26,131
BELOVED.
2305
01:35:26,131 --> 01:35:27,966
SO PERFECT.
2306
01:35:27,966 --> 01:35:30,435
LONG MARRIAGE?
2307
01:35:30,435 --> 01:35:32,103
NOT LONG ENOUGH.
2308
01:35:32,103 --> 01:35:33,472
42 YEARS.
2309
01:35:33,472 --> 01:35:36,108
WOW.
WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?
2310
01:35:36,108 --> 01:35:38,743
YOU KNOW WHEN PEOPLE SAY
THEY WANT TO GROW OLD TOGETHER?
2311
01:35:38,743 --> 01:35:41,780
-MM-HMM.
-WELL, WE DID THAT.
2312
01:35:41,780 --> 01:35:43,081
WE MET WHEN WE WERE 20.
2313
01:35:43,081 --> 01:35:45,717
WELL, I WAS 20.
SHE WAS 19.
2314
01:35:45,717 --> 01:35:49,354
AND WHAT WAS AMAZING
IS SHE NEVER REALLY CHANGED.
2315
01:35:49,354 --> 01:35:51,923
THAT'S A HARD THING
TO PULL OFF.
2316
01:35:51,923 --> 01:35:54,292
SHE HANDLED LIFE
LIKE IT WAS EASY.
2317
01:35:54,292 --> 01:35:56,160
ALWAYS.
2318
01:35:56,160 --> 01:35:59,198
EVEN WHEN IT WASN'T.
2319
01:36:00,298 --> 01:36:02,234
GOD, I ENVY THAT.
2320
01:36:04,969 --> 01:36:06,238
ARE YOU HUNGRY?
2321
01:36:08,306 --> 01:36:10,308
WE HAVE, UM...
2322
01:36:10,308 --> 01:36:13,711
GUMMY BEARS, CHOCOLATE CHIPS,
PRINGLES.
2323
01:36:13,711 --> 01:36:14,746
YUP.
2324
01:36:14,746 --> 01:36:17,282
I'M JUST GONNA BRING
THE WHOLE THING.
2325
01:36:17,282 --> 01:36:20,352
YOU KNOW THOSE ARE
LIKE 15 BUCKS EACH?
2326
01:36:20,352 --> 01:36:23,087
BENJAMIN, I RUN A VERY BIG
INTERNET COMPANY.
2327
01:36:23,087 --> 01:36:25,757
LET'S GO CRAZY.
2328
01:36:25,757 --> 01:36:27,959
OKAY.
2329
01:36:27,959 --> 01:36:29,461
SO...
2330
01:36:31,263 --> 01:36:33,598
[ CRUNCHES ] SO...
2331
01:36:33,598 --> 01:36:35,634
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
YEAH, SO...
2332
01:36:37,569 --> 01:36:40,405
I GOT A WEIRD ONE
FOR YOU.
2333
01:36:43,108 --> 01:36:45,344
MATT IS CHEATING ON ME.
2334
01:36:46,878 --> 01:36:49,213
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
2335
01:36:49,213 --> 01:36:51,282
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
2336
01:36:51,282 --> 01:36:52,918
WAIT,
YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
2337
01:36:54,485 --> 01:36:56,421
I SAW THEM TOGETHER.
2338
01:36:56,421 --> 01:36:58,456
OH, MY GOD. WHEN?
2339
01:36:58,456 --> 01:37:01,259
YESTERDAY.
2340
01:37:01,259 --> 01:37:02,693
I'M -- I'M SORRY.
2341
01:37:02,693 --> 01:37:05,997
I MEAN, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
THAT I SAW THEM, BUT I DID.
2342
01:37:05,997 --> 01:37:08,533
YESTERDAY.
2343
01:37:08,533 --> 01:37:10,836
THEN IT IS
STILL GOING ON.
2344
01:37:12,503 --> 01:37:14,339
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN?
2345
01:37:14,339 --> 01:37:17,175
FOR LIKE 18 DAYS.
2346
01:37:17,175 --> 01:37:19,044
SHE'S A MOM
AT PAIGE'S SCHOOL.
2347
01:37:20,345 --> 01:37:21,779
IT'S STILL SO HARD
FOR ME TO GRASP.
2348
01:37:21,779 --> 01:37:24,148
I-I WAS IN THE KITCHEN
MAKING SANDWICHES,
2349
01:37:24,148 --> 01:37:25,650
AND HIS PHONE WAS THERE.
2350
01:37:25,650 --> 01:37:26,918
HE WAS UPSTAIRS
WITH PAIGE,
2351
01:37:26,918 --> 01:37:28,720
AND H-HE WAS GETTING
ALL THESE TEXT MESSAGES.
2352
01:37:28,720 --> 01:37:30,855
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT I READ THEM.
2353
01:37:30,855 --> 01:37:33,625
IT WAS NOT GOOD.
2354
01:37:33,625 --> 01:37:35,326
DOES HE KNOW YOU KNOW?
2355
01:37:35,326 --> 01:37:36,695
NO.
2356
01:37:36,695 --> 01:37:39,397
'CAUSE, HONESTLY, I'M --
I'M NOT READY...
2357
01:37:39,397 --> 01:37:40,799
TO DEAL WITH IT.
2358
01:37:40,799 --> 01:37:43,034
I WOULD LIKE TO BE
A LITTLE LESS DEVASTATED,
2359
01:37:43,034 --> 01:37:44,603
IF THAT IS POSSIBLE.
2360
01:37:45,704 --> 01:37:47,905
IT'S CLASSIC, THOUGH,
ISN'T IT?
2361
01:37:47,905 --> 01:37:49,174
THE SUCCESSFUL WIFE.
2362
01:37:49,174 --> 01:37:51,108
THE HUSBAND FEELS LIKE
HIS MANHOOD IS THREATENED,
2363
01:37:51,108 --> 01:37:52,844
SO HE ACTS OUT.
2364
01:37:52,844 --> 01:37:56,548
GIRLFRIEND, I GUESS,
MAKES HIM FEEL MORE LIKE A MAN.
2365
01:37:56,548 --> 01:37:59,885
SOMETIMES I'M NOT SURE
I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
2366
01:37:59,885 --> 01:38:01,786
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
2367
01:38:01,786 --> 01:38:04,256
YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY TAKING THE
RAP FOR ANY OF THIS, ARE YOU?
2368
01:38:04,256 --> 01:38:06,458
NO! NO, NO.
2369
01:38:06,458 --> 01:38:07,926
HE IS THE ONE
DOING SOMETHING WRONG.
2370
01:38:07,926 --> 01:38:08,960
I GET THAT.
2371
01:38:08,960 --> 01:38:10,728
MONOGAM-ISH
IS NOT WHAT I'M AFTER.
2372
01:38:10,728 --> 01:38:13,932
I-I'M JUST --
I'M TAKING A SEC...
2373
01:38:13,932 --> 01:38:17,134
AND I'M HOPING THAT IT'S JUST
A HORRIBLE LAPSE IN JUDGMENT
2374
01:38:17,134 --> 01:38:18,569
AND NOT, LIKE, LOVE.
2375
01:38:18,569 --> 01:38:21,806
AND ONCE
HE MOVES THROUGH THIS,
2376
01:38:21,806 --> 01:38:24,642
WE WILL EVENTUALLY
BE ABLE TO BE OKAY AGAIN.
2377
01:38:24,642 --> 01:38:26,511
WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT?
2378
01:38:28,046 --> 01:38:30,515
CLEARLY YOU DON'T THINK
THAT'S A POSSIBLE THING.
2379
01:38:30,515 --> 01:38:33,018
-IT -- IT WOULD BE UNUSUAL.
-I GET THAT.
2380
01:38:33,018 --> 01:38:37,155
I GET NOT EVERYBODY
COULD DO THAT, BUT...
2381
01:38:37,155 --> 01:38:39,591
EVERYBODY'S NOT US.
2382
01:38:39,591 --> 01:38:42,493
I HAVE FAITH IN US
BECAUSE...
2383
01:38:42,493 --> 01:38:44,429
I BELIEVE
HE STILL LOVES ME.
2384
01:38:44,429 --> 01:38:48,633
AND, YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN
GOING THROUGH SO MUCH THAT...
2385
01:38:50,168 --> 01:38:52,804
GOD, I WISH YOUR EXPRESSIONS
WEREN'T SO TRANSPARENT.
2386
01:38:52,804 --> 01:38:56,074
SOME COUPLES DO SURVIVE
THESE THINGS, YOU KNOW.
2387
01:38:56,074 --> 01:38:58,142
I GOOGLED IT -- "STAYING
TOGETHER AFTER THE AFFAIR."
2388
01:38:58,142 --> 01:39:00,679
AND A LOT OF COUPLES,
I MEAN, A LOT STAY TOGETHER.
2389
01:39:00,679 --> 01:39:02,514
AND ANYWAY,
THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE SAID
2390
01:39:02,514 --> 01:39:03,848
ABOUT MOVING THROUGH IT
2391
01:39:03,848 --> 01:39:07,352
AND FOCUSING ON US
AND NOT ON THE AFFAIR.
2392
01:39:07,352 --> 01:39:10,087
I DON'T WANT TO
GIVE UP ON HIM.
2393
01:39:10,087 --> 01:39:13,091
I KNOW HIM,
AND I KNOW HE KNOWS BETTER.
2394
01:39:14,425 --> 01:39:16,261
BUT I AM ONLY HUMAN,
2395
01:39:16,261 --> 01:39:19,765
AND I AM SO MAD AT HIM.
2396
01:39:21,065 --> 01:39:23,135
YOU KNOW, SO MUCH
HAS HAPPENED TO US SO FAST.
2397
01:39:23,135 --> 01:39:25,369
I THINK...
[ SIGHS ]
2398
01:39:25,369 --> 01:39:26,804
PART OF ME
WAS EVEN EXPECTING THIS.
2399
01:39:26,804 --> 01:39:28,840
LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE WAS
THE MORE SUCCESSFUL ONE
2400
01:39:28,840 --> 01:39:30,809
-WHEN WE STARTED OUT.
-NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
2401
01:39:30,809 --> 01:39:33,011
YEAH, HE WAS.
HE WAS A RISING STAR.
2402
01:39:33,011 --> 01:39:35,146
AND HE BOWED OUT
SO THAT I COULD DO THIS.
2403
01:39:35,146 --> 01:39:37,315
HE WAS AMAZING.
2404
01:39:37,315 --> 01:39:39,084
IT WAS ALL HIS IDEA.
2405
01:39:40,152 --> 01:39:41,752
I'M SURE THAT'S WHY
I'M EVEN CONSIDERING
2406
01:39:41,752 --> 01:39:43,021
THIS WHOLE CEO THING,
2407
01:39:43,021 --> 01:39:46,424
THINKING MAYBE
SOMEONE ELSE COMING IN
2408
01:39:46,424 --> 01:39:48,226
WILL HELP ME
GET MY LIFE BACK ON TRACK.
2409
01:39:48,226 --> 01:39:49,660
OKAY, THAT --
THAT'S IT.
2410
01:39:49,660 --> 01:39:51,730
I HATE TO BE THE FEMINIST HERE,
BETWEEN THE TWO OF US,
2411
01:39:51,730 --> 01:39:54,365
BUT YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE
A HUGE CAREER AND BE WHO YOU ARE
2412
01:39:54,365 --> 01:39:57,101
WITHOUT HAVING TO ACCEPT THAT
YOUR HUSBAND IS HAVING AN AFFAIR
2413
01:39:57,101 --> 01:39:58,302
AS SOME KIND OF PAYBACK.
2414
01:39:58,302 --> 01:39:59,470
RIGHT ON.
2415
01:39:59,470 --> 01:40:00,471
I MEAN IT.
2416
01:40:00,471 --> 01:40:02,507
ME, TOO.
2417
01:40:02,507 --> 01:40:03,841
BUT SUCH IS LIFE,
MY FRIEND.
2418
01:40:03,841 --> 01:40:05,210
NO, IT ISN'T.
NOT ALWAYS.
2419
01:40:05,210 --> 01:40:07,178
AND I'M NOT SO SURE
I'D BE SO FORGIVING.
2420
01:40:07,178 --> 01:40:08,680
I AM NOT SO FORGIVING.
2421
01:40:08,680 --> 01:40:10,682
I'M SAYING THAT I COULD
POTENTIALLY BE FORGIVING.
2422
01:40:10,682 --> 01:40:13,384
BUT DON'T THINK THAT I
DON'T FEEL WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
2423
01:40:13,384 --> 01:40:15,420
IT'S CRUSHING.
2424
01:40:15,420 --> 01:40:17,655
AND WHEN
I THINK OF PAIGE...
2425
01:40:17,655 --> 01:40:19,658
OH, DON'T.
2426
01:40:19,658 --> 01:40:23,728
ALSO, IF WE GOT DIVORCED,
HE'D REMARRY.
2427
01:40:23,728 --> 01:40:26,765
MAYBE NOT TO THIS GIRL,
BUT SOMEONE.
2428
01:40:29,467 --> 01:40:31,870
AND WE BOTH KNOW
I'M NOT EASY.
2429
01:40:33,204 --> 01:40:36,707
SO I COULD BE, LIKE, SINGLE
FOREVER, WHICH MEANS THAT...
2430
01:40:36,707 --> 01:40:39,077
FORGIVE ME, BUT THIS DOES
2431
01:40:39,077 --> 01:40:41,946
KEEP ME UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
2432
01:40:41,946 --> 01:40:43,047
OH.
2433
01:40:43,047 --> 01:40:44,449
WHAT?
2434
01:40:44,449 --> 01:40:46,984
THAT I DON'T WANT TO
BE BURIED ALONE.
2435
01:40:46,984 --> 01:40:48,386
PAIGE'LL BE
WITH HER HUSBAND,
2436
01:40:48,386 --> 01:40:49,687
AND MATT'LL BE
WITH HIS NEW FAMILY,
2437
01:40:49,687 --> 01:40:51,323
AND I WILL BE
BURIED WITH STRANGERS.
2438
01:40:51,323 --> 01:40:55,193
I WILL BURIED IN THE STRANGERS
SINGLES SECTION OF THE CEMETERY.
2439
01:40:55,193 --> 01:40:58,597
NOT THAT THAT IS A REASON
TO STAY TOGETHER.
2440
01:40:58,597 --> 01:41:01,900
BUT IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW,
A SCARY SIDEBAR.
2441
01:41:01,900 --> 01:41:04,836
LET'S TAKE THAT ONE
OFF YOUR PLATE RIGHT NOW.
2442
01:41:04,836 --> 01:41:06,738
YOU CAN BE BURIED WITH
ME AND MOLLY.
2443
01:41:06,738 --> 01:41:09,006
I HAPPEN TO HAVE SPACE,
OKAY?
2444
01:41:09,006 --> 01:41:11,542
OH.
2445
01:41:11,542 --> 01:41:15,046
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THAT IS...
2446
01:41:15,046 --> 01:41:17,549
AND TO THINK
I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO HIRE YOU.
2447
01:41:17,549 --> 01:41:19,817
THE ONE TIME
I DON'T HAVE MY HANKY.
2448
01:41:19,817 --> 01:41:22,087
[ LAUGHS, SNIFFLES ]
2449
01:41:26,758 --> 01:41:30,261
YOU WANT TO...
2450
01:41:30,261 --> 01:41:32,563
WATCH TV?
2451
01:41:32,563 --> 01:41:34,398
JUST FOR
A FEW MINUTES?
2452
01:41:34,398 --> 01:41:36,101
YEAH, SURE, I WOULD.
2453
01:41:38,836 --> 01:41:40,371
[ TELEVISION REMOTE CLICKING ]
2454
01:41:40,371 --> 01:41:42,273
Woman: EVEN THOUGH
THE PLANNED MERGER HAS...
2455
01:41:42,273 --> 01:41:44,108
[ LAUGHTER ]
2456
01:41:44,108 --> 01:41:50,282
? ....WERE MEANT FOR ME ?
2457
01:41:51,683 --> 01:41:58,290
? AND I WAS MEANT
FOR YOU ?
2458
01:41:59,857 --> 01:42:03,694
? NATURE PATTERNED YOU ?
2459
01:42:03,694 --> 01:42:07,799
? AND WHEN SHE WAS DONE ?
2460
01:42:07,799 --> 01:42:12,370
? YOU WERE
ALL THE SWEET THINGS ?
2461
01:42:12,370 --> 01:42:15,874
? ROLLED UP IN ONE ?
2462
01:42:15,874 --> 01:42:17,809
? YOU'RE LIKE ?
2463
01:42:17,809 --> 01:42:25,550
? A PLAINTIVE MELODY ?
2464
01:42:25,550 --> 01:42:34,058
? THAT NEVER LETS ME FREE ?
2465
01:42:34,058 --> 01:42:38,062
? BUT I'M CONTENT ?
2466
01:42:38,062 --> 01:42:42,800
? THE ANGELS
MUST HAVE SENT YOU ?
2467
01:42:42,800 --> 01:42:47,672
? AND THEY MEANT YOU ?
2468
01:42:47,672 --> 01:42:51,576
? JUST FOR ME ?
2469
01:42:51,576 --> 01:42:54,813
??
2470
01:43:30,915 --> 01:43:32,417
AIRPORT, PLEASE.
2471
01:43:43,627 --> 01:43:46,196
SO, DID WE LIKE HIM?
2472
01:43:46,196 --> 01:43:49,133
HE SAID
ALL THE RIGHT THINGS.
2473
01:43:49,133 --> 01:43:52,436
HE SAID THAT NO ONE KNOWS
ABOUT THE FIT LIKE ME.
2474
01:43:52,436 --> 01:43:56,207
THAT HE DOESN'T WANT TO REMOVE
THE SOUL OF THE COMPANY.
2475
01:43:56,207 --> 01:43:58,176
HE SAID THAT
HE DOESN'T HAVE A PLAN.
2476
01:43:58,176 --> 01:44:01,212
HE WANTS TO WATCH US
AND SEE WHAT WORKS.
2477
01:44:01,212 --> 01:44:05,684
HE WAS POLITE AND RESPECTFUL
AND SUPER SMART.
2478
01:44:06,750 --> 01:44:08,420
AND I HIRED HIM.
2479
01:44:10,254 --> 01:44:11,422
SERIOUSLY?
2480
01:44:11,422 --> 01:44:12,924
YEAH.
2481
01:44:12,924 --> 01:44:14,425
YOU DID IT
RIGHT IN THE ROOM?
2482
01:44:14,425 --> 01:44:16,961
HE TOLD ME TO SLEEP ON IT
AND THAT WE'D TALK TOMORROW,
2483
01:44:16,961 --> 01:44:19,963
BUT I SAID
THE JOB WAS HIS.
2484
01:44:19,963 --> 01:44:22,633
WE SHOOK HANDS ON IT.
2485
01:44:22,633 --> 01:44:27,739
YOU KNOW IF, UH, WE DISAGREE,
HE'S THE TIEBREAKER?
2486
01:44:27,739 --> 01:44:30,341
OF COURSE.
HE'S THE CEO.
2487
01:44:30,341 --> 01:44:33,311
YEAH. DUH.
2488
01:44:38,849 --> 01:44:41,786
[ WINDOW MOTOR WHIRRING ]
2489
01:44:49,360 --> 01:44:50,461
HI.
2490
01:44:50,461 --> 01:44:52,197
HEY!
2491
01:44:57,034 --> 01:44:58,435
YOU SMELL MINTY.
2492
01:44:58,435 --> 01:45:00,371
I JUST MADE MINT TEA.
2493
01:45:00,371 --> 01:45:03,141
SO...
2494
01:45:03,141 --> 01:45:05,210
YES? NO?
2495
01:45:06,577 --> 01:45:07,878
I DID IT.
2496
01:45:07,878 --> 01:45:09,714
I LIKED HIM.
A LOT.
2497
01:45:09,714 --> 01:45:12,650
AND, UH...
I OFFERED HIM THE JOB.
2498
01:45:12,650 --> 01:45:14,752
WOW. REALLY?
2499
01:45:14,752 --> 01:45:16,787
YEAH.
2500
01:45:16,787 --> 01:45:19,257
AND YOU'RE OKAY
WITH IT?
2501
01:45:19,257 --> 01:45:21,192
YEAH.
2502
01:45:21,192 --> 01:45:23,795
I THINK
IT'LL BE GOOD FOR US.
2503
01:45:29,767 --> 01:45:31,435
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
2504
01:45:31,435 --> 01:45:36,441
DO WE HAVE ANY, LIKE, REAL
BOOZE, LIKE VODKA OR SOMETHING?
2505
01:45:36,441 --> 01:45:37,909
YEAH.
2506
01:45:47,185 --> 01:45:50,721
DID "GOOD FOR US"
MEAN...
2507
01:45:50,721 --> 01:45:52,557
ABOUT THE FIT...
2508
01:45:52,557 --> 01:45:55,826
OR US?
2509
01:45:55,826 --> 01:45:58,062
YOU-AND-ME US.
2510
01:46:00,865 --> 01:46:03,701
I FIGURE IF SOMEONE ELSE CAN
CALL SOME OF THE SHOTS AT WORK,
2511
01:46:03,701 --> 01:46:05,536
THEN MAYBE...
2512
01:46:05,536 --> 01:46:08,339
WE CAN GET BACK TO
WHERE WE WERE 18 MONTHS AGO.
2513
01:46:09,640 --> 01:46:11,975
THEY SAY YOU CAN'T PUT THE GENIE
BACK IN THE BOTTLE,
2514
01:46:11,975 --> 01:46:14,212
BUT WE CAN TRY, RIGHT?
2515
01:46:19,617 --> 01:46:22,854
??
2516
01:47:05,396 --> 01:47:07,432
[ SIGHS ]
2517
01:47:25,483 --> 01:47:27,518
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
2518
01:47:30,854 --> 01:47:32,289
HEY!
2519
01:47:32,289 --> 01:47:33,557
HI.
2520
01:47:33,557 --> 01:47:34,826
WAIT, YOU LIVE HERE?
2521
01:47:34,826 --> 01:47:37,261
YEAH, BEN'S BEEN PUTTING ME UP
UNTIL I CAN FIND A PLACE.
2522
01:47:37,261 --> 01:47:39,063
OH, SHOULD I LET HIM KNOW
THAT YOU'RE HERE?
2523
01:47:39,063 --> 01:47:40,598
THAT'S OKAY.
I'LL RING.
2524
01:47:40,598 --> 01:47:42,166
OKAY.
2525
01:47:44,702 --> 01:47:46,371
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
2526
01:47:47,772 --> 01:47:49,040
FIONA?!
2527
01:47:49,040 --> 01:47:50,608
JULES!
2528
01:47:50,608 --> 01:47:51,976
COME ON IN.
2529
01:47:55,146 --> 01:47:57,514
I'M JUST ON MY WAY
TO WORK.
2530
01:47:57,514 --> 01:47:59,417
BEN'S RIGHT IN HERE.
2531
01:48:06,089 --> 01:48:08,092
I'LL LET YOU TWO TALK.
2532
01:48:10,862 --> 01:48:12,429
-SEE YOU.
-MM-HMM.
2533
01:48:12,429 --> 01:48:14,264
HI.
2534
01:48:14,264 --> 01:48:15,432
WOW.
2535
01:48:15,432 --> 01:48:17,602
YOU AND FIONA, HUH?
WHO KNEW.
2536
01:48:17,602 --> 01:48:19,170
SHE'S A GREAT GAL.
2537
01:48:19,170 --> 01:48:22,706
SHE SURPRISED ME LAST NIGHT.
SHE BROUGHT OVER DINNER.
2538
01:48:22,706 --> 01:48:24,275
IT'S BRAND-NEW.
2539
01:48:24,275 --> 01:48:27,545
CONGRATULATIONS.
I LOVE HER.
2540
01:48:27,545 --> 01:48:29,414
YEAH.
2541
01:48:31,215 --> 01:48:34,718
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
2542
01:48:34,718 --> 01:48:37,755
SO, I WAS READY KIND OF EARLY
THIS MORNING, SINCE ABOUT 4:00,
2543
01:48:37,755 --> 01:48:40,224
AND MATT AND PAIGE LEFT AN HOUR
AGO FOR A FIELD TRIP
2544
01:48:40,224 --> 01:48:42,293
SO I THOUGHT I'D COME BY.
I HOPE THAT'S OKAY.
2545
01:48:42,293 --> 01:48:43,861
YEAH.
2546
01:48:43,861 --> 01:48:45,997
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
2547
01:48:45,997 --> 01:48:48,899
I JUST WANTED TO SAY...
2548
01:48:48,899 --> 01:48:51,402
I SLEPT ON IT.
2549
01:48:51,402 --> 01:48:54,338
I HAVEN'T CALLED TOWNSEND
YET, BUT...
2550
01:48:54,338 --> 01:48:57,542
I STILL FEEL LIKE
IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
2551
01:49:00,044 --> 01:49:02,480
WELL...
2552
01:49:02,480 --> 01:49:05,582
I DIDN'T
SLEEP SO WELL MYSELF.
2553
01:49:05,582 --> 01:49:07,118
OVER THIS?
2554
01:49:07,118 --> 01:49:09,253
YOU REMEMBER THE DAY
I DROVE YOU TO THE WAREHOUSE?
2555
01:49:09,253 --> 01:49:11,255
YOU WERE GIVING ME THE
WRONG DIRECTIONS AND ALL THAT?
2556
01:49:11,255 --> 01:49:12,623
YEAH. I REMEMBER.
2557
01:49:13,924 --> 01:49:15,359
OKAY, WELL,
I STOOD IN THE BACK,
2558
01:49:15,359 --> 01:49:16,894
AND I WATCHED YOU
SHOW THE WORKERS
2559
01:49:16,894 --> 01:49:19,129
HOW TO FOLD
AND BOX THE CLOTHES.
2560
01:49:19,129 --> 01:49:22,432
I KNEW THEN
THAT WAS WHY ATF WAS A SUCCESS.
2561
01:49:22,432 --> 01:49:23,767
NO ONE ELSE
IS EVER GONNA HAVE
2562
01:49:23,767 --> 01:49:27,038
THAT KIND OF COMMITMENT
TO YOUR COMPANY, JULES.
2563
01:49:27,038 --> 01:49:29,540
TO ME,
IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.
2564
01:49:29,540 --> 01:49:32,076
ABOUT THE FIT NEEDS YOU,
AND IF YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYING,
2565
01:49:32,076 --> 01:49:33,510
YOU NEED IT.
2566
01:49:33,510 --> 01:49:35,746
SOMEONE MAY COME IN
WITH MORE EXPERIENCE THAN YOU,
2567
01:49:35,746 --> 01:49:38,716
BUT THEY'RE NEVER GONNA KNOW
WHAT YOU KNOW.
2568
01:49:38,716 --> 01:49:41,051
I NEVER HAD ANYTHING LIKE THIS
IN MY LIFE.
2569
01:49:41,051 --> 01:49:42,820
NOT MANY PEOPLE DO.
2570
01:49:42,820 --> 01:49:46,791
THIS BIG, BEAUTIFUL,
EXCITING THING THAT YOU CREATED.
2571
01:49:46,791 --> 01:49:49,159
IT'S A DREAM,
ISN'T IT?
2572
01:49:49,159 --> 01:49:50,661
AND YOU'RE GONNA
GIVE THAT UP
2573
01:49:50,661 --> 01:49:54,131
IN THE HOPES THAT YOUR HUSBAND
WILL STOP HAVING AN AFFAIR?
2574
01:49:54,131 --> 01:49:56,700
I DON'T SEE
HOW THAT ADDS UP.
2575
01:49:56,700 --> 01:49:59,803
YOU SHOULD FEEL NOTHING BUT
GREAT ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
2576
01:49:59,803 --> 01:50:03,474
AND I'D HATE TO SEE YOU LET
ANYONE TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU.
2577
01:50:09,180 --> 01:50:10,448
I GUESS
YOU CAME OVER HERE
2578
01:50:10,448 --> 01:50:13,417
BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO HEAR
SOME OF THIS.
2579
01:50:13,417 --> 01:50:15,018
YES.
2580
01:50:15,018 --> 01:50:17,721
AND MAYBE ALSO
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY...
2581
01:50:17,721 --> 01:50:19,123
INTERN.
2582
01:50:20,491 --> 01:50:25,196
WELL, I WAS GONNA SAY
INTERN/BEST FRIEND.
2583
01:50:26,430 --> 01:50:28,766
BUT THERE'S NO NEED TO GET
ALL SENTIMENTAL ABOUT IT
2584
01:50:28,766 --> 01:50:31,535
EVEN THOUGH WE COULD POTENTIALLY
BE BURIED TOGETHER.
2585
01:50:31,535 --> 01:50:33,570
CAN'T GET CLOSER
THAN THAT.
2586
01:50:33,570 --> 01:50:35,473
[ LAUGHS ]
2587
01:50:37,308 --> 01:50:38,642
IT'S MOMENTS LIKE THIS
WHEN YOU NEED
2588
01:50:38,642 --> 01:50:40,677
SOMEONE YOU KNOW
YOU CAN COUNT ON.
2589
01:50:40,677 --> 01:50:42,146
SO THANK YOU.
2590
01:50:45,116 --> 01:50:47,618
I LIKE YOUR HOUSE
SO MUCH BY THE WAY.
2591
01:50:47,618 --> 01:50:49,454
THANKS.
2592
01:50:53,891 --> 01:50:55,693
SO?
2593
01:51:10,841 --> 01:51:12,676
SHALL WE?
2594
01:51:12,676 --> 01:51:14,412
OKAY.
2595
01:51:20,117 --> 01:51:22,353
WELCOME BACK,
YOU TWO.
2596
01:51:22,353 --> 01:51:24,054
JULES, I HAVE SOMETHING COOL
TO SHOW YOU.
2597
01:51:24,054 --> 01:51:25,956
DO YOU REMEMBER TAKING
A CUSTOMER-SERVICE CALL
2598
01:51:25,956 --> 01:51:28,759
ABOUT A BRIDE WHOSE BRIDESMAIDS'
DRESSES SHOWED UP IN GRAY,
2599
01:51:28,759 --> 01:51:30,227
AND WE HAD THE VENDOR
REMAKE THEM OVERNIGHT
2600
01:51:30,227 --> 01:51:31,429
AND PUT THEM ON A PLANE?
2601
01:51:31,429 --> 01:51:33,230
YEAH. YEAH.
RACHEL.
2602
01:51:33,230 --> 01:51:34,966
CHECK THIS OUT.
2603
01:51:34,966 --> 01:51:36,734
[ GASPS ]
2604
01:51:36,734 --> 01:51:38,902
THE SILK CHIFFON
ANTOINETTE DRESS.
2605
01:51:38,902 --> 01:51:41,305
THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
2606
01:51:41,305 --> 01:51:44,408
OH, AND THESE JUST ARRIVED
FROM MARK TOWNSEND.
2607
01:51:46,711 --> 01:51:48,246
-HERE.
-THANKS.
2608
01:51:58,555 --> 01:52:00,691
BECKY? GIVE ME TOWNSEND'S
NUMBER, WILL YOU?
2609
01:52:00,691 --> 01:52:02,459
Becky: OKAY.
2610
01:52:02,459 --> 01:52:04,762
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
2611
01:52:04,762 --> 01:52:06,163
THIS IS JULES.
2612
01:52:06,163 --> 01:52:08,265
HEY, ALONZO, WHAT'S UP?
2613
01:52:08,265 --> 01:52:09,866
UH-HUH. OKAY.
2614
01:52:09,866 --> 01:52:12,503
DO WE NEED THAT MANY?
2615
01:52:18,142 --> 01:52:20,144
Matt:
I HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE.
2616
01:52:20,144 --> 01:52:21,946
DON'T DO THIS FOR ME,
JULES.
2617
01:52:21,946 --> 01:52:23,080
PLEASE?
2618
01:52:23,080 --> 01:52:25,049
JUST DO WHAT FEELS RIGHT
FOR YOU.
2619
01:52:25,049 --> 01:52:26,951
OH, MY GOD.
2620
01:52:29,519 --> 01:52:32,523
I WANT TO CONTINUE RUNNING
MY COMPANY, MATT.
2621
01:52:32,523 --> 01:52:33,957
YOU GOT TO KNOW THAT.
2622
01:52:33,957 --> 01:52:36,960
THEN DO IT.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE UNHAPPY.
2623
01:52:36,960 --> 01:52:39,564
I'M ALREADY UNHAPPY.
2624
01:52:42,099 --> 01:52:43,667
I NEED TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
2625
01:52:43,667 --> 01:52:45,369
I KNOW.
2626
01:52:46,303 --> 01:52:48,372
JUST TELL ME,
IS IT ALMOST OVER?
2627
01:52:48,372 --> 01:52:50,307
I DON'T KNOW
HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN --
2628
01:52:50,307 --> 01:52:52,542
IT'S OVER.
2629
01:52:52,542 --> 01:52:57,581
I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW S-SORRY AND ASHAMED I AM.
2630
01:52:57,581 --> 01:53:00,517
I THOUGHT
I COULD DO IT.
2631
01:53:00,517 --> 01:53:02,787
I THOUGHT I COULD BE
THE GUY THAT I TOLD YOU
2632
01:53:02,787 --> 01:53:04,821
I WAS GOING TO BE.
2633
01:53:04,821 --> 01:53:08,392
AND THEN
SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY...
2634
01:53:10,227 --> 01:53:12,230
...I THOUGHT
I WAS LOSING YOU.
2635
01:53:14,298 --> 01:53:17,835
BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY ME.
2636
01:53:17,835 --> 01:53:19,603
I GOT LOST.
2637
01:53:19,603 --> 01:53:21,539
IT'S A CONFUSING WORLD
OUT THERE,
2638
01:53:21,539 --> 01:53:24,342
AND WHO I AM
GOT MESSED UP FOR A MINUTE.
2639
01:53:24,342 --> 01:53:30,381
AND NOW I'M WATCHING YOU READY
TO GIVE ALL THIS UP FOR ME.
2640
01:53:30,381 --> 01:53:33,651
I WILL NOT
LET THAT HAPPEN.
2641
01:53:33,651 --> 01:53:38,789
I LOVE YOU, AND I WILL DO SO
MUCH BETTER IF YOU'LL LET ME.
2642
01:53:38,789 --> 01:53:41,459
??
2643
01:53:44,361 --> 01:53:46,296
PLEASE, JULES.
2644
01:53:46,296 --> 01:53:49,867
LET ME
MAKE IT RIGHT AGAIN.
2645
01:53:59,543 --> 01:54:01,712
YOU KNOW
WHAT WOULD BE GOOD?
2646
01:54:03,180 --> 01:54:05,416
IF YOU CARRIED
A HANDKERCHIEF.
2647
01:54:19,696 --> 01:54:22,299
HAVE YOU
CALLED TOWNSEND YET?
2648
01:54:22,299 --> 01:54:25,136
BECAUSE IF I'VE EVER MET ANYONE
WHO DOESN'T NEED A BOSS,
2649
01:54:25,136 --> 01:54:26,804
IT WAS YOU.
2650
01:54:28,338 --> 01:54:31,809
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL HIM
AND TELL HIM I CHANGED MY MIND.
2651
01:54:33,343 --> 01:54:35,312
I MEAN,
WE'RE GOOD HERE.
2652
01:54:35,312 --> 01:54:37,548
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT.
2653
01:54:37,548 --> 01:54:39,116
I'M GONNA MAKE SURE
WE MAKE IT.
2654
01:54:39,116 --> 01:54:40,851
GOOD.
2655
01:54:40,851 --> 01:54:43,854
??
2656
01:55:03,474 --> 01:55:05,008
BECKY.
2657
01:55:05,008 --> 01:55:06,443
WHERE'S BEN?
2658
01:55:06,443 --> 01:55:09,880
I'M NOT SURE. HE SAID
HE WAS TAKING THE DAY OFF.
2659
01:55:12,316 --> 01:55:14,785
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
2660
01:55:14,785 --> 01:55:16,520
Fiona.
2661
01:55:16,520 --> 01:55:18,255
Do you know
where Ben is?
2662
01:55:18,255 --> 01:55:20,558
??
2663
01:55:51,121 --> 01:55:52,523
I'M SO SORRY
TO INTERRUPT.
2664
01:55:52,523 --> 01:55:54,958
THAT'S OKAY.
2665
01:55:54,958 --> 01:55:58,028
EXTEND YOUR LEFT ARM,
JULES.
2666
01:55:58,028 --> 01:56:00,664
LEFT KNEE UP...
2667
01:56:00,664 --> 01:56:04,702
BREATHE AND RELAX
FOR INNER BALANCE.
2668
01:56:04,702 --> 01:56:07,471
-AM I DOING IT RIGHT?
-ALMOST.
2669
01:56:07,471 --> 01:56:08,906
GOT SOMETHING GOOD
TO TELL YOU.
2670
01:56:08,906 --> 01:56:10,975
GREAT.
TELL ME WHEN WE'RE DONE.
2671
01:56:14,578 --> 01:56:17,515
BREATHE DEEPLY, JULES.
2672
01:56:22,453 --> 01:56:24,588
THAT'S IT, OUT THERE.
2673
01:56:24,588 --> 01:56:27,024
THIS UP.
2674
01:56:27,024 --> 01:56:30,060
??
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