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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,348 --> 00:00:24,918 What the fuck? 2 00:00:26,931 --> 00:00:28,465 Can I get, like... 3 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:33,035 Can I get, like, 30 or 4... 4 00:00:34,248 --> 00:00:37,252 All right, I need, like, 30 or 40 minutes to eat lunch. 5 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:38,871 What the fuck? 6 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:50,204 ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪ 7 00:00:50,288 --> 00:00:51,510 ♪ Who, who, who, who? ♪ 8 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:53,729 ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪ 9 00:00:53,813 --> 00:00:55,731 ♪ Who, who, who, who? ♪ 10 00:00:55,815 --> 00:00:57,426 ♪ Who let... ♪ 11 00:00:57,534 --> 00:00:59,346 ♪ Cha and you know that boy ♪ 12 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,043 - ♪ I'm single ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 13 00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:02,081 - ♪ Let's mingle ♪ - ♪ Ho ♪ 14 00:01:02,166 --> 00:01:04,229 ♪ I'm the best guy left, it's official ♪ 15 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,290 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Get back, just... ♪ 16 00:01:08,087 --> 00:01:09,261 - Run that back. - - Are you, like, 17 00:01:09,345 --> 00:01:11,184 retired from rap or something and nobody told me? 18 00:01:11,268 --> 00:01:11,979 Or, like... 19 00:01:12,064 --> 00:01:14,222 I'm sorry. I'm on this new online dating platform, 20 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:16,274 and man, is it an oasis. 21 00:01:16,358 --> 00:01:18,145 Every single person on here is either 22 00:01:18,229 --> 00:01:21,714 an incredibly hot girl or an incredibly successful man so... 23 00:01:21,798 --> 00:01:23,542 Nigga, if I had your status, bro, I'd be taxing 24 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:25,239 everybody and their mama to kick it. 25 00:01:25,323 --> 00:01:27,024 - What? - Bro, he famous, bro. 26 00:01:27,108 --> 00:01:28,460 That's the whole point of being famous. 27 00:01:28,544 --> 00:01:30,114 Time costs money. His presence is a present. 28 00:01:30,198 --> 00:01:31,985 Bro, you better make these hos pay homage, bruh. 29 00:01:33,331 --> 00:01:36,076 Pay homage? Omage. Homage? 30 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,469 I want you to see what I'm working with here. 31 00:01:37,553 --> 00:01:39,123 I have a date tonight with Sadie. 32 00:01:39,207 --> 00:01:41,690 And I got a feeling I'm gonna explode. 33 00:01:41,774 --> 00:01:43,127 You ain't getting sucked. 34 00:01:43,211 --> 00:01:44,476 "Live, love, laugh," bro? That's her bio. 35 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:45,651 Well, what would your bio be? 36 00:01:45,735 --> 00:01:47,218 "I bring girls over and I watch 37 00:01:47,302 --> 00:01:48,697 "Surviving R. Kellywith them 38 00:01:48,781 --> 00:01:50,047 because I don't know the content of it." 39 00:01:50,131 --> 00:01:51,570 - Oh. Oh. - "And then I try to kiss them 40 00:01:51,654 --> 00:01:52,788 -"during the commercial breaks, -Oh. Relax. 41 00:01:52,872 --> 00:01:54,312 - Like a fucking creep"? - Enough. 42 00:01:54,396 --> 00:01:56,314 Wasn't that a horrible decision on your end? 43 00:01:56,398 --> 00:01:57,663 On ourend. It was ourend, because me and her both 44 00:01:57,747 --> 00:01:58,968 made the decision to watch that shit. 45 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,231 Gata, do you want to get on this app? 46 00:02:00,315 --> 00:02:01,754 'Cause I can get you on. Friend pass. 47 00:02:01,838 --> 00:02:03,799 Nah, nah, nah, I'm cool. I'm on Jdate right now 48 00:02:03,883 --> 00:02:05,801 looking for my wife with a 401 plan 49 00:02:05,885 --> 00:02:08,239 - that'll let me be her man. - Are you actually on Jdate? 50 00:02:08,323 --> 00:02:10,284 Yeah. I'm on here swiping right now. This is great, bro. 51 00:02:10,368 --> 00:02:12,982 - I guess that's so smart. - Opposites attract. - 52 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,071 - Ho! - What? 53 00:02:14,155 --> 00:02:15,289 Big-time, big-time, big-time. 54 00:02:15,373 --> 00:02:16,682 Is that a direct deposit or what? 55 00:02:16,766 --> 00:02:17,639 Wow, this is real. This is actually... 56 00:02:17,723 --> 00:02:18,858 This is reality. 57 00:02:18,942 --> 00:02:20,164 This is insane. Look at who 58 00:02:20,248 --> 00:02:21,165 I just matched with. 59 00:02:21,249 --> 00:02:22,427 Who the fuck is that? 60 00:02:22,511 --> 00:02:24,168 Look at who I just matched with. 61 00:02:24,252 --> 00:02:26,213 Bro, you know who Doja Cat is. 62 00:02:26,297 --> 00:02:28,172 Oh, that's the chick with all that ass, bro. 63 00:02:28,256 --> 00:02:29,695 - Yeah, it is. - That's a whole... 64 00:02:29,779 --> 00:02:31,131 That's another level of thickness, bro. 65 00:02:31,215 --> 00:02:32,611 Advanced thickness, bro. 66 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:34,743 Niggas gonna be trying to assassinate you, bro. 67 00:02:34,827 --> 00:02:36,745 I've never dated a famous woman before. 68 00:02:36,829 --> 00:02:38,530 - Hold on. - Man, just treat her like a pedestrian, bro. 69 00:02:38,614 --> 00:02:40,488 - Hello? - I'm getting a Perrier. We're gonna 70 00:02:40,572 --> 00:02:42,360 put our heads together when I'm back. Textually. 71 00:02:42,444 --> 00:02:43,970 I know you be on all that weirdo art shit. 72 00:02:44,054 --> 00:02:45,754 Who you know could pull up right now, man? 73 00:02:45,838 --> 00:02:47,321 I need somebody to give me all of that weird shit 74 00:02:47,405 --> 00:02:48,801 - for this video. - Whose video? 75 00:02:48,885 --> 00:02:51,195 - Um... Nothing, man. Damn. - Whose video? 76 00:02:51,279 --> 00:02:53,893 Let me think. Give me a second. Okay, relax. 77 00:02:53,977 --> 00:02:56,504 - Rae Sremmurd. - Me. Tell him me. 78 00:02:56,588 --> 00:02:58,680 - Me! I can do it! - Uh... - Who's that? 79 00:02:58,764 --> 00:03:00,682 - Lil Dicky. - You know, uh, 80 00:03:00,766 --> 00:03:02,115 you know that white rapper Lil Dicky? 81 00:03:02,199 --> 00:03:04,239 - He's kind of... corny. - Skyrocketing. Coming up. 82 00:03:04,324 --> 00:03:06,558 - He's growing right now. He's bubbling. - Bubbling! 83 00:03:06,642 --> 00:03:07,646 Bad haircut. 84 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:09,082 Everything's going up for him. 85 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:10,214 Corny white boy? 86 00:03:10,298 --> 00:03:13,173 - Exactly. - Yeah. Yeah. 87 00:03:13,257 --> 00:03:15,567 Yeah, he's perfect. Tell him to pull up ASAP. 88 00:03:15,651 --> 00:03:17,308 - Okay, I'll connect you guys. You can get him out of my hair. - All right. 89 00:03:17,392 --> 00:03:19,179 - All right. - Thanks. 90 00:03:19,263 --> 00:03:20,702 - Why you hit me? - This is incredible. 91 00:03:20,786 --> 00:03:22,487 W-What is it, like, a cameo? 92 00:03:22,571 --> 00:03:25,011 I don't know. The nigga said he needed some weird stuff, 93 00:03:25,095 --> 00:03:27,144 and you were the one who said "yeah" to weird stuff. 94 00:03:27,228 --> 00:03:29,058 So I'm going to my first rap video shoot right now? 95 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:31,128 Is your day just that fucking clear that you can just be like, 96 00:03:31,212 --> 00:03:32,706 drop everything? You have nothing to fucking do? 97 00:03:32,790 --> 00:03:33,846 I definitely have nothing better to do, 98 00:03:33,930 --> 00:03:35,282 but there's also nothing on my schedule. Either way, 99 00:03:35,366 --> 00:03:36,805 you judge me while I'm gonna go back here 100 00:03:36,889 --> 00:03:38,242 and text this pop star real quick. 101 00:03:38,326 --> 00:03:40,157 You keep doing you... Chilling, right? 102 00:03:40,241 --> 00:03:41,549 You're hanging out, chilling, and I like the sweatshirt, 103 00:03:41,633 --> 00:03:43,116 'cause you're laid-back. 104 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,249 I've got a whole lot of other things going on 105 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:47,990 socially, professionally, borderline sexually, but... 106 00:03:48,074 --> 00:03:49,470 Wait, wait, before you even finish, 107 00:03:49,554 --> 00:03:50,471 I'm gonna walk away. 108 00:03:50,555 --> 00:03:52,557 Okay. 109 00:03:54,733 --> 00:03:58,087 - This is incredible. - Ooh, man, that was a good little workout, man. 110 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,873 - You got some good news I see. - I'm very excited. 111 00:04:00,957 --> 00:04:04,093 Man, you know I gotta keep my Bruce Lee body in shape, bro. 112 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:06,528 We-we on another level, bro. 113 00:04:08,269 --> 00:04:09,835 ♪ 114 00:04:35,905 --> 00:04:38,215 I know, just put it right down where you're standing 115 00:04:38,299 --> 00:04:40,652 and I got it from here. I appreciate it. 116 00:04:40,736 --> 00:04:43,481 - You sure? - Yep. It's a fame thing. 117 00:04:43,565 --> 00:04:44,914 No worries, man. Appreciate it. 118 00:05:53,591 --> 00:05:56,380 - I'm so happy you guys are here. - Oh, honey, I miss hugging you. 119 00:05:56,464 --> 00:05:58,556 You still smell like an old Bible, Mom. 120 00:05:58,640 --> 00:05:59,992 Lord's ear to my witness you do. 121 00:06:00,076 --> 00:06:01,123 Yeah, it's the rental car. 122 00:06:01,207 --> 00:06:03,561 - Yeah. - Yeah. Oh, my God. 123 00:06:03,645 --> 00:06:04,910 - Lot of errands today, huh? - That house is so gorgeous. 124 00:06:04,994 --> 00:06:06,694 I wanted to jump in the pool. 125 00:06:06,778 --> 00:06:08,522 - I just wanted to forget about everything. - It's beaut... 126 00:06:08,606 --> 00:06:11,046 - And this weather. Don, this weather! - Take a swim. 127 00:06:11,130 --> 00:06:13,658 Please! 128 00:06:13,742 --> 00:06:15,921 You hungos? 129 00:06:16,005 --> 00:06:18,703 I'll feed you, just give me a sec. 130 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:26,235 - He was anime. - Anime? 131 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,499 - He had the ping-pong balls... - He was not anime. 132 00:06:28,583 --> 00:06:30,414 He was a short New Zealander 133 00:06:30,498 --> 00:06:32,325 - who got, who got lucky. - He's, he had... 134 00:06:36,765 --> 00:06:38,941 Fuck you say? 135 00:06:45,034 --> 00:06:46,734 Well, it's Game of Thronesor Lord of the Rings, 136 00:06:46,818 --> 00:06:48,432 but at the time, you said he looked like the guy 137 00:06:48,516 --> 00:06:49,824 from The Shape of the Water. 138 00:06:49,908 --> 00:06:51,565 - No, I never said that. - Yes, you did. 139 00:06:51,649 --> 00:06:54,394 Because he had those three little tattoos by his ears, 140 00:06:54,478 --> 00:06:55,914 and you thought he had gills. 141 00:07:03,269 --> 00:07:05,884 But I'm telling you I will not be eating there. 142 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:08,408 You think the Ikea recipe says onions, carrots, 143 00:07:08,492 --> 00:07:09,975 celery and horse? 144 00:07:10,059 --> 00:07:12,194 I'm not saying that it's part of their recipe, 145 00:07:12,278 --> 00:07:15,720 - but I think there's clearly a lack of oversight. And... - Hey, Siri, 146 00:07:15,804 --> 00:07:18,026 are Ikea meatballs made of horse? 147 00:07:18,110 --> 00:07:19,811 We're not going to Ikea. 148 00:07:19,895 --> 00:07:21,465 - Why? - I'm not doing that today. - Good. 149 00:07:21,549 --> 00:07:23,467 Okay, I found this on the Web 150 00:07:23,551 --> 00:07:26,470 for what is: are Ikea meatballs made of horse? Check it out. 151 00:07:30,035 --> 00:07:31,997 Alex, out. 152 00:07:32,081 --> 00:07:33,564 Humans only. 153 00:07:33,648 --> 00:07:35,345 Out, out! 154 00:07:41,786 --> 00:07:43,965 I think I need a little more time to adjust. 155 00:07:44,049 --> 00:07:46,359 We've been here three weeks. You can't... 156 00:07:46,443 --> 00:07:47,708 David, how long were you jet-lagged 157 00:07:47,792 --> 00:07:49,971 - when you first got here? - Never. 158 00:07:50,055 --> 00:07:51,843 - Never? - Three-hour time difference. 159 00:07:51,927 --> 00:07:53,627 - I'm unaffected by that type of thing. - I don't know. 160 00:07:53,711 --> 00:07:55,760 Jet lag can last months, I think. 161 00:07:55,844 --> 00:07:58,893 No, you can't be jet-lagged for that... Are you feeling... 162 00:07:58,977 --> 00:08:02,549 ♪ Before you-hoo, you-hoo ♪ 163 00:08:02,633 --> 00:08:05,770 ♪ Who are you now? ♪ 164 00:08:05,854 --> 00:08:08,642 - All right, I think... - Well, I think we need a lot of... 165 00:08:08,726 --> 00:08:10,731 - I'd like an air fryer. - Okay. 166 00:08:10,815 --> 00:08:11,863 We're only here for six months. 167 00:08:11,947 --> 00:08:13,517 Well, still. 168 00:08:13,601 --> 00:08:17,956 All right, I think that's probably a good idea. 169 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:22,656 - David. - Sor... Sorry. 170 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:24,919 My stylist bought it for me, 171 00:08:25,003 --> 00:08:27,008 and he said we should turn it into a merkin. 172 00:08:27,092 --> 00:08:30,142 If you don't know what that is, that's-that's fake pussy hair 173 00:08:30,226 --> 00:08:32,579 on top of your pussy hair. 174 00:08:32,663 --> 00:08:34,970 I remember just feeling like this. 175 00:08:36,275 --> 00:08:38,147 Just feeling like this. 176 00:08:39,496 --> 00:08:41,632 Do you see this comment section? 177 00:08:41,716 --> 00:08:44,025 What is wrong with my eyebrows? 178 00:08:44,109 --> 00:08:47,286 I'm-I'm about to look this dude up. Who's this? 179 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:50,641 Just from your avi alone, 180 00:08:50,725 --> 00:08:54,471 I can tell that you have bad sex often. 181 00:08:54,555 --> 00:08:56,777 Listen, Mr. Rogers, I love your show. 182 00:08:56,861 --> 00:09:00,038 But something about you being on my live... 183 00:09:07,437 --> 00:09:10,095 Okay, guys, so as you can see, I probably got to go sh... 184 00:09:10,179 --> 00:09:12,445 Uh, shave and wax... "shax" my... 185 00:09:12,529 --> 00:09:14,012 I have to shax my merkin. 186 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:16,275 Bye. 187 00:09:16,359 --> 00:09:18,796 ♪ Anyone. ♪ 188 00:09:48,739 --> 00:09:51,179 Look, I don't think you can get Chinese food out here 189 00:09:51,263 --> 00:09:52,659 the way it is back east. 190 00:09:52,743 --> 00:09:54,618 - I thought this was really good. - No, it was good. 191 00:09:54,702 --> 00:09:56,010 - It was good. - I thought it was good. 192 00:09:56,094 --> 00:09:57,229 - Wasn't East Coast. David. - Did you... 193 00:09:57,313 --> 00:09:58,665 - What do you... David? - Huh? 194 00:09:58,749 --> 00:10:00,319 You know, we come out here for the winter 195 00:10:00,403 --> 00:10:01,625 to be with you, and it's... 196 00:10:01,709 --> 00:10:03,714 it's like you're not even here with us. 197 00:10:03,798 --> 00:10:05,324 I've just been talking to a woman all day, 198 00:10:05,408 --> 00:10:06,978 and my heart's kind of racing... It's exciting. 199 00:10:07,062 --> 00:10:09,284 And she may or may not be famous. 200 00:10:09,368 --> 00:10:10,547 - Ooh. - Yeah. 201 00:10:10,631 --> 00:10:12,505 - Who is it? - Her name is... 202 00:10:12,589 --> 00:10:14,115 Amala. Or "Ah-mah-la." 203 00:10:14,199 --> 00:10:16,988 The junkets would refer to her as Doja Cat. 204 00:10:17,072 --> 00:10:19,381 Is she... is she Jewish? 205 00:10:19,465 --> 00:10:21,514 Wikipedia actually does say that she's half-Jewish. 206 00:10:21,598 --> 00:10:23,238 - Oh! - Yeah. - Oh, what's the other half? 207 00:10:24,079 --> 00:10:25,649 Black. 208 00:10:26,864 --> 00:10:29,087 Well, that's wonderful, David. 209 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:31,176 What? 210 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:33,395 Who cares what ethnicity she is? 211 00:10:33,479 --> 00:10:34,788 Well, you asked if she was Jewish. 212 00:10:34,872 --> 00:10:36,007 That's different. 213 00:10:36,091 --> 00:10:37,835 - Check her out. - Wow. 214 00:10:37,919 --> 00:10:39,401 - Yeah. - She has... 215 00:10:39,485 --> 00:10:41,142 great breasts. 216 00:10:41,226 --> 00:10:43,928 Oh, very impressive woman. 217 00:10:44,012 --> 00:10:45,886 - Here. Let me... - All right, Dad. You got Carol right there. 218 00:10:45,970 --> 00:10:48,062 - I know... - I just got to send this one thing to her, 219 00:10:48,146 --> 00:10:49,803 and then I'll get right back 220 00:10:49,887 --> 00:10:51,196 - to whatever's going on over here. - Honey... 221 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,632 If you think it's gonna make you happy... 222 00:10:52,716 --> 00:10:54,286 Dating women in the industry... 223 00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:56,288 Let me tell you, you've got another thing coming. 224 00:10:56,372 --> 00:10:57,855 Another thinkcoming. 225 00:10:57,939 --> 00:10:59,421 - What? - I got to get off this app. 226 00:10:59,505 --> 00:11:01,162 Another think. 227 00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:02,250 - What are you talking about? - You said "another thing." 228 00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:03,817 It's another... The expression, 229 00:11:03,901 --> 00:11:04,992 - "another think coming." - We're moving off the app. 230 00:11:05,076 --> 00:11:05,863 - Think? - Yeah. 231 00:11:26,054 --> 00:11:27,711 - I apologize. - Oh, so you're just gonna up and leave us here 232 00:11:27,795 --> 00:11:30,278 and have Mike help us for the rest of the afternoon? 233 00:11:30,362 --> 00:11:32,585 - Yeah. - And why isn't he going to your video shoot? 234 00:11:32,669 --> 00:11:33,847 It's not my video shoot. 235 00:11:33,931 --> 00:11:35,066 It's... They're other artists 236 00:11:35,150 --> 00:11:36,981 who need my help for their video. 237 00:11:37,065 --> 00:11:38,722 - It's... But, yeah. - Well, and while we're talking about it, 238 00:11:38,806 --> 00:11:40,549 I would love to show my friends yourvideos, 239 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,640 but when I listen to your lyrics, I feel shame. 240 00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:45,946 - Thanks, Mom. I-I appreciate that. - Well, I just... 241 00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:47,818 - There's nice... - I have to get a Lyft right here, so... 242 00:11:47,902 --> 00:11:49,776 David, there is a nicer way to say things. 243 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:52,561 Everything doesn't have to be so crass and vulgar. 244 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,694 "Fuck a bitch on a stick" this, 245 00:11:54,778 --> 00:11:56,130 and "somebody suck me" that. 246 00:11:56,214 --> 00:11:58,437 Its degrading and misogynistic, 247 00:11:58,521 --> 00:12:01,179 - and, David, you are so much better than that. - I hear you. 248 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:02,702 I-I think you just don't 249 00:12:02,786 --> 00:12:03,747 kind of understand rap music to an extent... 250 00:12:03,831 --> 00:12:04,922 It's the nature of the beast... 251 00:12:05,006 --> 00:12:06,227 But I will take your feelings 252 00:12:06,311 --> 00:12:07,315 into account moving forward. 253 00:12:07,399 --> 00:12:08,926 I understand. 254 00:12:09,010 --> 00:12:10,101 No more misogyny. 255 00:12:10,185 --> 00:12:11,668 - I love you. - I love you, too. 256 00:12:11,752 --> 00:12:12,930 Hey, what exactly is "neck"? 257 00:12:13,014 --> 00:12:14,671 "Getting neck"? 258 00:12:14,755 --> 00:12:16,281 'Cause I've heard you say that, 259 00:12:16,365 --> 00:12:17,848 but I don't understand what it means. 260 00:12:17,932 --> 00:12:19,414 We're gonna pick this up at a later juncture. 261 00:12:19,498 --> 00:12:21,199 Mike's gonna text you and meet up with you. 262 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:22,766 - Okay. - Take care of all the errands. I love you both. 263 00:12:22,850 --> 00:12:24,811 - Drive safe. See you soon. - Same here. 264 00:12:24,895 --> 00:12:25,986 - Love you. Love you. - Love you both. Drive safe. See you soon. 265 00:12:26,070 --> 00:12:27,031 - You... - Yeah. 266 00:12:27,115 --> 00:12:28,293 What isgetting neck? 267 00:12:28,377 --> 00:12:30,034 I think it's getting head, 268 00:12:30,118 --> 00:12:31,644 but in a modern kind of way. 269 00:12:31,728 --> 00:12:34,078 - Like, with your neck? - No, like... 270 00:12:38,604 --> 00:12:39,783 Exactly. 271 00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:41,262 My sister's six months pregnant now, 272 00:12:41,346 --> 00:12:43,612 and it's like boom... Trajectory on pause 273 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:44,788 for what, a year? 274 00:12:44,872 --> 00:12:46,441 While her body is just mutating 275 00:12:46,525 --> 00:12:47,834 because of the... 276 00:12:47,918 --> 00:12:49,314 Oh, my God. 277 00:12:49,398 --> 00:12:51,182 He texted me. 278 00:12:54,272 --> 00:12:56,582 - What do I say? - Uh... 279 00:12:56,666 --> 00:12:58,236 Does this mean that it's not happening? 280 00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,672 He's a rapper. 281 00:12:59,756 --> 00:13:01,282 Every day is probably like this for him. 282 00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:03,371 Just be super chill. 283 00:13:03,455 --> 00:13:05,156 Don't be thirsty. 284 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,807 - Okay. - Yeah. 285 00:13:10,288 --> 00:13:11,684 Mm-hmm. 286 00:13:11,768 --> 00:13:13,338 How's it going, man? 287 00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:15,206 It's going. 288 00:13:29,046 --> 00:13:32,270 ♪ Known it, why don't you say so? ♪ 289 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,315 ♪ Didn't even notice ♪ 290 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,404 ♪ No punches left to roll with ♪ 291 00:13:36,488 --> 00:13:38,715 - ♪ You got to keep me focused ♪ - Two, three, four. 292 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,148 - ♪ You want it, say so ♪ - Five, six, seven, yep. 293 00:13:41,232 --> 00:13:43,194 Good. Okay, ladies. 294 00:13:43,278 --> 00:13:45,065 Good job. Um... 295 00:13:45,149 --> 00:13:46,980 Why don't we all take five and get some water. 296 00:13:47,064 --> 00:13:49,110 Thank you. 297 00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:04,737 She called me a clown. 298 00:14:04,821 --> 00:14:05,869 I said, "If I'm a clown, what does that make you? 299 00:14:05,953 --> 00:14:07,827 "Some sort of clown supervisor? 300 00:14:07,911 --> 00:14:09,698 Some part-time clown lover?" 301 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,135 Like, I've got a voice. 302 00:14:11,219 --> 00:14:12,484 I'm gonna speak up. I'm gonna say something. 303 00:14:12,568 --> 00:14:13,790 I'll clap right back at you. 304 00:14:13,874 --> 00:14:15,226 - You know? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 305 00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:17,097 - You'll figure that out. - I... I'll figure it out, 306 00:14:17,181 --> 00:14:18,925 but, you know, she wants to eat the clown's food, you know. 307 00:14:19,009 --> 00:14:19,883 - I hear you. - She wants to make the clown feel good. 308 00:14:19,967 --> 00:14:21,275 But, uh, she wants... 309 00:14:21,359 --> 00:14:22,842 Okay, what does that make you? 310 00:14:22,926 --> 00:14:24,104 - Get a real job. - No. 311 00:14:24,188 --> 00:14:25,149 - Clown hand. - No. 312 00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:26,237 Everything all right back there? 313 00:14:26,321 --> 00:14:27,586 I get hot in the car, brother. 314 00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,153 Like, I sweat like hog meat. 315 00:14:29,237 --> 00:14:31,155 Don't go through, don't go through. Ah, f... 316 00:14:31,239 --> 00:14:32,983 Three, four, five, 317 00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:34,985 six, sev... Yes, yes, yes, yes. 318 00:14:35,069 --> 00:14:36,900 Thank you, ladies. 319 00:14:36,984 --> 00:14:38,379 That was the best one yet. 320 00:14:38,463 --> 00:14:40,509 Let's call it a day. 321 00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:03,361 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 322 00:15:06,274 --> 00:15:07,495 Yes. 323 00:15:07,579 --> 00:15:08,801 You're a fucking genius. 324 00:15:12,019 --> 00:15:13,937 I know he'll be fine... I just worry about him. 325 00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:16,809 She was really so great for him. 326 00:15:16,893 --> 00:15:18,811 Yeah, you know, exes are hard. 327 00:15:18,895 --> 00:15:21,422 I mean, my last relationship was two years ago, and... 328 00:15:21,506 --> 00:15:23,511 it's still on my mind, I guess. 329 00:15:23,595 --> 00:15:25,557 Oh, honey. Didn't she get married? 330 00:15:25,641 --> 00:15:27,167 She did, yeah. 331 00:15:27,251 --> 00:15:30,867 She married a guy named Christian Guy. 332 00:15:30,951 --> 00:15:32,607 No, she didn't. 333 00:15:32,691 --> 00:15:34,653 Did she really? Is he Christian? 334 00:15:34,737 --> 00:15:37,525 He's Presbyterian, so yeah, yeah. 335 00:15:37,609 --> 00:15:39,701 I'm so glad David has someone he can trust 336 00:15:39,785 --> 00:15:41,703 looking after him these days. 337 00:15:41,787 --> 00:15:44,881 Must be nice, two best friends working together like this. 338 00:15:44,965 --> 00:15:47,579 Mm. It's a privilege and an honor. 339 00:15:47,663 --> 00:15:49,973 How long has Don been in that dressing room? 340 00:15:50,057 --> 00:15:52,976 Uh, a... couple minutes, I think. 341 00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:55,587 Could you check on him, please? 342 00:15:55,671 --> 00:15:57,589 You, um...? Yeah. Yeah. 343 00:15:57,673 --> 00:15:59,591 - Please. - Yes. 344 00:15:59,675 --> 00:16:01,329 Don? 345 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:05,684 Oh, man. 346 00:16:05,768 --> 00:16:07,120 - What happened? - Don. 347 00:16:07,204 --> 00:16:09,079 - What? - Um... 348 00:16:09,163 --> 00:16:10,994 I think you might have... 349 00:16:11,078 --> 00:16:13,170 Did you pee yourself, Don? 350 00:16:13,254 --> 00:16:14,867 Uh, yes. I did. 351 00:16:14,951 --> 00:16:16,869 I-I'm... Yeah, I-I did. 352 00:16:16,953 --> 00:16:19,002 - Okay. - You know, I've been jet-lagged and... 353 00:16:19,086 --> 00:16:21,439 Have you heard of Doja Cat? 354 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,876 Did you jizz your pants? 355 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,878 No, I peed, I peed, I peed. No, I peed. 356 00:16:25,962 --> 00:16:27,358 Uh, okay... 357 00:16:27,442 --> 00:16:29,969 - I know it. I peed. - Okay, well, tidy up. 358 00:16:30,053 --> 00:16:31,666 - I'll remember this... - Don't tell Carol. 359 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,059 Okay, Don. 360 00:16:35,972 --> 00:16:37,803 We're gonna take the pants. 361 00:16:37,887 --> 00:16:39,932 They're good. 362 00:16:42,065 --> 00:16:44,766 I do feel marginally bad about it, I guess, 363 00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:46,594 but I feel as though if I'm coming to these rap shoots, 364 00:16:46,678 --> 00:16:48,161 I need to be, like, I guess with you and not necessarily Mike. 365 00:16:48,245 --> 00:16:50,381 Never, ever feel bad about being the boss, bro. 366 00:16:50,465 --> 00:16:52,557 I do have no idea where to go. 367 00:16:52,641 --> 00:16:55,690 Yeah, me, either. This place is dope, bro. 368 00:16:55,774 --> 00:16:56,778 Lil Dicky? 369 00:16:56,862 --> 00:16:58,389 - Yeah? - Lil Dicky, hi. 370 00:16:58,473 --> 00:16:59,999 - Hi. - Hi. Uh, thanks so much for coming. 371 00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:01,348 Who's this? 372 00:17:01,432 --> 00:17:03,176 - This is my friend, Gata. - I'm his manager. 373 00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:05,091 Oh. Okay, great. Here's his paperwork. 374 00:17:05,175 --> 00:17:06,875 - I'll be right back. - Hey, where do we go? 375 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,573 - Hey... - You're a manager? 376 00:17:08,657 --> 00:17:10,705 I'm a ganderer. Hey, you got any diet restrictions? 377 00:17:10,789 --> 00:17:12,751 I know you like chicken, and I know you don't like 378 00:17:12,835 --> 00:17:14,057 fruits and vegetables, 379 00:17:14,141 --> 00:17:16,186 but what you want me to write down? 380 00:17:17,187 --> 00:17:21,586 So, we are about to shoot for, uh, a magazine, 381 00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:25,024 and I can't specify what it is, but I'm extremely excited. 382 00:17:25,108 --> 00:17:27,374 And, um... 383 00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:30,638 I hope you enjoy all the pictures and whatnot. 384 00:17:30,722 --> 00:17:32,901 We're working pretty hard over here. 385 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,078 Uh... 386 00:17:35,162 --> 00:17:37,210 Yeah. Stay tuned. 387 00:17:37,294 --> 00:17:39,082 They've been obsessed with vibrational aesthetics. 388 00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,692 Really inspired by Rothko lately. 389 00:17:40,776 --> 00:17:42,041 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 390 00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:43,996 Okay. 391 00:17:45,694 --> 00:17:47,090 Oh, shit. 392 00:17:47,174 --> 00:17:48,569 - Yo! - Oh, my God. 393 00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:50,093 - What the fuck? Bro! - Are you all right? 394 00:17:50,177 --> 00:17:51,529 What's up? Yes! 395 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,183 - Hey. Dave. Nice to... - How you doing? 396 00:17:53,267 --> 00:17:55,228 - Good. - This is exactly what the fuck we needed 397 00:17:55,312 --> 00:17:57,317 - right now. - Okay. I don't... Great. 398 00:17:57,401 --> 00:17:58,579 - Let's go. - Happy to be here. 399 00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:00,277 Swae Lee. What's up, man? 400 00:18:00,361 --> 00:18:02,627 What's up, bro? Yeah, he's perfect. Ay, J, pull up. 401 00:18:02,711 --> 00:18:03,976 J Balvin... 402 00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:05,543 Man, just like me on my OnlyFans, bro. 403 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:06,848 - Fuck. - What up, my G? Yeah. 404 00:18:06,932 --> 00:18:07,849 - Wow. - You good? 405 00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:09,416 What a trio this is. 406 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:10,678 - Thank you, I appreciate it. - Triumvirate. 407 00:18:10,762 --> 00:18:12,289 Bring the girls over, please. 408 00:18:12,373 --> 00:18:14,682 - Yo. - So, what is, uh, happenin', fellas? 409 00:18:14,766 --> 00:18:17,076 What's going on? 410 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,774 Look backstage, like backstage. 411 00:18:19,858 --> 00:18:21,298 - So check this out. - Okay. 412 00:18:21,382 --> 00:18:23,213 We got these eight beautiful women, 413 00:18:23,297 --> 00:18:25,345 and they're all for you, so you pick the ones, 414 00:18:25,429 --> 00:18:27,039 and those are the ones we're going with. 415 00:18:30,217 --> 00:18:31,786 Going with for...? 416 00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:33,353 For the video. 417 00:18:33,437 --> 00:18:34,702 Like your preference. 418 00:18:34,786 --> 00:18:37,140 - And just, what, select? - Yes, sir. 419 00:18:37,224 --> 00:18:39,055 - You got to choose up, man. - Right. 420 00:18:39,139 --> 00:18:42,667 Just go with, like, the fatty. 421 00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:45,235 The physical of the... the body type. 422 00:18:45,319 --> 00:18:46,932 Come on, bro. 423 00:18:47,016 --> 00:18:49,717 Um, hi, guys. My name's Dave. I... 424 00:18:49,801 --> 00:18:51,676 - No, we-we don't have time for that. - Okay. 425 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,373 - What? - You want me to manage the situation for you, bruh? 426 00:18:53,457 --> 00:18:54,809 - I'm okay. - You sure? 427 00:18:54,893 --> 00:18:56,159 - I think... - He's your manager? 428 00:18:56,243 --> 00:18:57,595 You want us to matchmake for you? 429 00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,118 That would be great. Why don't you...? 430 00:18:59,202 --> 00:19:00,511 'Cause I don't... You guys know the video 431 00:19:00,595 --> 00:19:01,686 and the vision better than me. 432 00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:03,079 And so why don't you guys tell me, 433 00:19:03,163 --> 00:19:05,124 and I'll just fit right in where I get in. 434 00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:06,734 - Get in where I fit in, as well. - Okay. 435 00:19:06,818 --> 00:19:08,736 - Por supuesto. - Right. Oh, español. 436 00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:10,173 - Sí. - Hey... 437 00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:12,871 - Yeah? - Yeah. 438 00:19:12,955 --> 00:19:14,568 This is getting really weird very fast. 439 00:19:14,652 --> 00:19:16,179 I don't know how to handle that type of situation. 440 00:19:16,263 --> 00:19:17,919 Me and you got a different type of weird, bro. 441 00:19:18,003 --> 00:19:19,530 - What...? - That's J Balvin. 442 00:19:19,614 --> 00:19:21,749 He got all the Spanish Latinas on lock. 443 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,751 Spanish Latinas? Isn't that the...? 444 00:19:23,835 --> 00:19:26,319 What is... what is a Lat...? What is Spanish? 445 00:19:26,403 --> 00:19:27,581 Spanish from Spain, bro. 446 00:19:27,665 --> 00:19:29,583 He got 'em all over the world, bro. 447 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,237 What do you want me to do... Select them in front of them? 448 00:19:31,321 --> 00:19:33,587 - It's, like, so disheartening. - Just do your job. 449 00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:35,415 Be a rapper. 450 00:19:35,499 --> 00:19:37,417 - All right. I'll let them pick. - Come on. 451 00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:38,853 And then I'll see what the fuck happens. 452 00:19:38,937 --> 00:19:39,985 Mm-hmm. 453 00:19:40,069 --> 00:19:42,463 How has she not responded? 454 00:19:48,251 --> 00:19:51,344 ♪ But she ain't really love me ♪ 455 00:19:51,428 --> 00:19:52,998 ♪ Y'all better leave me alone... ♪ 456 00:19:53,082 --> 00:19:55,870 Ugh. Uh, all right, we're gonna try this. 457 00:19:55,954 --> 00:19:57,481 ♪ Baby on my hit list... ♪ 458 00:19:57,565 --> 00:19:59,135 What is that? 459 00:19:59,219 --> 00:20:00,527 It's just some pieces I pulled. 460 00:20:00,611 --> 00:20:01,963 No. Hold on. 461 00:20:02,047 --> 00:20:03,791 It's gonna be great. Don't worry. 462 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,532 It's not that I'm worried. It's just that nothing 463 00:20:05,616 --> 00:20:07,447 that I okayed yesterday is even on that. 464 00:20:07,531 --> 00:20:09,145 Sweetheart, we do not have time. 465 00:20:09,229 --> 00:20:12,235 Sweetheart... you were three hours late. 466 00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:13,758 What's going on? 467 00:20:13,842 --> 00:20:15,325 This is... crazy. 468 00:20:15,409 --> 00:20:17,370 Why is everybody so unprofessional right now? 469 00:20:17,454 --> 00:20:19,590 Look, come on, let's do... 470 00:20:19,674 --> 00:20:21,026 We're gonna do it my way. 471 00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:22,941 Everybody, let's go. 472 00:20:23,025 --> 00:20:24,825 Let's go. Let's go. 473 00:20:25,984 --> 00:20:27,554 - Come on. I don't have time. - This bitch. 474 00:20:27,638 --> 00:20:29,556 Just real quick. Did you want this 475 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,558 on your feed, or on your story? 476 00:20:31,642 --> 00:20:34,689 - Story's good. Yeah, thanks. - Okay. Mm. 477 00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:41,089 So we want it to feel like an intervention. 478 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,091 You know, very serious, like you have a real problem 479 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,137 you've been sweeping under the rug for years. 480 00:20:45,221 --> 00:20:47,400 And all this ass represents your closest friends 481 00:20:47,484 --> 00:20:49,272 and family, and they want to help you, 482 00:20:49,356 --> 00:20:51,274 but you feel betrayed and cornered. 483 00:20:51,358 --> 00:20:54,015 - All right. - You know about primal therapy? 484 00:20:54,099 --> 00:20:57,018 It's, like, a way to, like, release childhood trauma 485 00:20:57,102 --> 00:20:59,064 by screaming louder than a bitch. 486 00:20:59,148 --> 00:21:01,197 Yeah. You know, like... 487 00:21:02,934 --> 00:21:04,678 Sremm! Sremm! 488 00:21:04,762 --> 00:21:08,508 Y'all screaming past that ass. Like, you should let it out. 489 00:21:08,592 --> 00:21:09,944 - Know what I'm saying? - Like, you know? 490 00:21:10,028 --> 00:21:11,685 Yeah. So, basically, 491 00:21:11,769 --> 00:21:13,209 you're gonna just scream toward all that ass, 492 00:21:13,293 --> 00:21:15,167 and all that ass is gonna just absorb 493 00:21:15,251 --> 00:21:16,603 all that pent-up anger and frustration 494 00:21:16,687 --> 00:21:18,779 that you've been repressing for years. 495 00:21:18,863 --> 00:21:21,521 Right. Makes sense. 496 00:21:21,605 --> 00:21:23,654 Quick pitch, though, before we move forward. 497 00:21:23,738 --> 00:21:26,047 If this is really about childhood trauma and pain, 498 00:21:26,131 --> 00:21:28,876 which I dig... I like that... For me personally, 499 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,748 it would resonate a lot more if we did, 500 00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:33,400 perhaps, like, a dick joke. 501 00:21:35,358 --> 00:21:38,059 A dick... dick joke. What you mean by that? 502 00:21:38,143 --> 00:21:40,888 A dick joke. You know, when you... 503 00:21:40,972 --> 00:21:44,109 Or, instead of me being surrounded by females 504 00:21:44,193 --> 00:21:46,024 and their butts, 505 00:21:46,108 --> 00:21:48,331 what if we put a bunch of dudes up there, 506 00:21:48,415 --> 00:21:50,985 and we had my head in the middle of, like, a bunch of male asses? 507 00:21:51,069 --> 00:21:52,683 Why? 508 00:21:52,767 --> 00:21:54,598 'Cause it'd be really funny if I did that, I think. 509 00:21:54,682 --> 00:21:56,339 How is that funny, though? 510 00:21:56,423 --> 00:21:59,342 Isn't that a little homophobic to think that's funny? 511 00:21:59,426 --> 00:22:00,734 Well, isn't this a little misogynistic, 512 00:22:00,818 --> 00:22:02,562 to have women as ornaments? 513 00:22:02,646 --> 00:22:04,956 Ornaments? These are dancers, these are queens. 514 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,697 Like, this is a Black art form. 515 00:22:06,781 --> 00:22:08,133 - Yeah. - It's way different. 516 00:22:08,217 --> 00:22:09,439 Don't you think it's a little bit racist 517 00:22:09,523 --> 00:22:11,005 for you to come here and tell us that? 518 00:22:11,089 --> 00:22:13,312 - Well, yeah, for real. - I mean, I'm... 519 00:22:13,396 --> 00:22:15,659 Here. VOSS, just like you like. 520 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,976 - Yo, bro. - Was that good? 521 00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:26,369 Where the fuck are the horses? 522 00:22:26,453 --> 00:22:27,631 Like, we still waiting on the horses. 523 00:22:27,715 --> 00:22:29,110 We had to get the last five in 524 00:22:29,194 --> 00:22:31,896 from Idaho on a 767, so, just be patient. 525 00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:33,985 What'd you just say? 526 00:22:34,069 --> 00:22:36,640 Oh, I was just... I was just trying to explain. 527 00:22:36,724 --> 00:22:38,163 Man, take your corny ass over there. 528 00:22:38,247 --> 00:22:39,730 - Yeah, bro, hey. - But I'm your assistant. 529 00:22:39,814 --> 00:22:41,122 Just slide out for now. We making art right here. 530 00:22:41,206 --> 00:22:43,168 You're disrupting the process. 531 00:22:43,252 --> 00:22:44,909 Just slide out. Slide out for me. 532 00:22:44,993 --> 00:22:49,479 Yo, PSA! Did Basquiat have to tell motherfuckers 50 times?! 533 00:22:49,563 --> 00:22:50,958 - Why y'all making me act like this?! - Hell. 534 00:22:51,042 --> 00:22:52,830 Is my body acne on camera? 535 00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:55,049 This is the third fucking revelation of Sremm! 536 00:22:55,133 --> 00:22:57,269 We used to work at fucking Olive Garden, 537 00:22:57,353 --> 00:22:58,966 - eating breadsticks... - Bussing tables. 538 00:22:59,050 --> 00:23:00,272 - ...and drinking fucking water! - We came all the way up. 539 00:23:00,356 --> 00:23:01,186 This ain't no fucking game to us! 540 00:23:01,270 --> 00:23:02,535 There should be dancers. 541 00:23:02,619 --> 00:23:03,710 Y'all standing here, looking around, 542 00:23:03,794 --> 00:23:05,408 - looking stupid. - You're right. 543 00:23:05,492 --> 00:23:06,757 Like we speaking Morse code, got us waiting on horses. 544 00:23:06,841 --> 00:23:08,454 The horses need to be waiting on us. 545 00:23:08,538 --> 00:23:10,326 Dang. I am such a fan. 546 00:23:10,410 --> 00:23:12,893 Oh, yeah. Those guys are beyond geniuses. 547 00:23:12,977 --> 00:23:14,242 Let's go! 548 00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:16,027 Get it together Sremm-like. 549 00:23:16,111 --> 00:23:17,637 50 times platinum. 550 00:23:17,721 --> 00:23:18,986 I already got a few people in mind 551 00:23:19,070 --> 00:23:20,640 - I'd love for you to meet. - Great. 552 00:23:20,724 --> 00:23:22,425 I think it works great for both of us if we get you 553 00:23:22,509 --> 00:23:24,122 in front of more of our artists. 554 00:23:24,206 --> 00:23:25,602 You know, we trust each other, we got a good rapport. 555 00:23:25,686 --> 00:23:27,778 - Yeah. Thank you. - I'm super down to help. 556 00:23:27,862 --> 00:23:29,649 I think it's time for me to branch out a little bit. 557 00:23:29,733 --> 00:23:31,477 Me, too. You're a cool dude. 558 00:23:31,561 --> 00:23:33,566 You know, just keep it between us, though. Just... 559 00:23:33,650 --> 00:23:35,307 - Definitely. - Yeah. 560 00:23:35,391 --> 00:23:37,437 Cool. 561 00:23:49,623 --> 00:23:51,932 Yeah. No. 562 00:23:52,016 --> 00:23:53,673 Sunday. 563 00:23:53,757 --> 00:23:55,240 Thursday. 564 00:23:55,324 --> 00:23:57,242 Yeah. I have a date. 565 00:23:57,326 --> 00:23:59,200 Okay, I'll talk to you later. 566 00:23:59,284 --> 00:24:01,330 I love you. Bye. 567 00:24:02,592 --> 00:24:04,638 Oh... 568 00:24:16,084 --> 00:24:17,305 Where is my earring? 569 00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:19,435 There you are. 570 00:24:27,312 --> 00:24:28,923 Okay. 571 00:25:59,753 --> 00:26:02,367 Oh, uh, sir, I'm gonna order, actually. 572 00:26:02,451 --> 00:26:05,936 - Indeed. - Can I do the gumbo without the onions in it? 573 00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:08,286 Ah, it's all premade like that. I'm sorry. 574 00:26:08,370 --> 00:26:10,375 It's all good. I'll just do it anyways. 575 00:26:10,459 --> 00:26:12,072 All right. Any entrées for you? 576 00:26:12,156 --> 00:26:14,161 I'm still deciding. Just another minute, please. 577 00:26:14,245 --> 00:26:16,508 All right, take as much time as you need. 578 00:26:30,044 --> 00:26:34,225 ♪ You got me smiling at my phone ♪ 579 00:26:34,309 --> 00:26:36,053 ♪ Ooh ♪ 580 00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:40,010 ♪ You got me smiling at my phone ♪ 581 00:26:41,969 --> 00:26:45,628 ♪ You got me smiling at my phone ♪ 582 00:26:45,712 --> 00:26:47,586 ♪ Mm ♪ 583 00:26:47,670 --> 00:26:51,935 ♪ I think you got me smiling at my phone ♪ 584 00:26:53,502 --> 00:26:57,422 - ♪ You got me ♪ - ♪ Smiling at my phone ♪ 585 00:26:57,506 --> 00:26:59,903 - ♪ My phone ♪ - ♪ You got me ♪ 586 00:26:59,987 --> 00:27:03,123 - ♪ I think you got me ♪ - ♪ Yeah, smiling at my phone ♪ 587 00:27:03,207 --> 00:27:05,386 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ I think you got me ♪ 588 00:27:05,470 --> 00:27:09,042 ♪ You got me smiling at my phone ♪ 589 00:27:09,126 --> 00:27:11,654 - ♪ I think you got me ♪ - ♪ You got me ♪ 590 00:27:11,738 --> 00:27:14,787 ♪ You got me smiling at my phone ♪ 591 00:27:14,871 --> 00:27:17,160 - ♪ I think you got me ♪ - ♪ You got me ♪ 592 00:27:17,245 --> 00:27:19,642 ♪ You got me smiling at my phone ♪ 593 00:27:19,727 --> 00:27:21,911 ♪ Whoa, waking up with the work ♪ 594 00:27:21,996 --> 00:27:23,421 - ♪ With the ♪ - ♪ Work, work ♪ 595 00:27:23,532 --> 00:27:25,145 ♪ Your... put me on like a shirt ♪ 596 00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:26,415 - ♪ Like a shirt ♪ - ♪ Like a shirt ♪ 597 00:27:26,499 --> 00:27:28,040 ♪ I might have to hit you with the smirk ♪ 598 00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:29,884 - ♪ With the smirk ♪ - ♪ My eyes roll up... ♪ 44971

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