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♪ Shorty wanna check,
check, check, check ♪
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‐♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪
‐♪ Shorty wanna check,
check, check, check ♪
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‐♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪
‐♪ Shorty wanna
check, check, check, check ♪
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‐♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪
‐♪ Shorty wanna check ♪
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♪ Check, check, check ♪
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♪ Man, you need to check up ♪
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♪ Real paper
in my Paper Denims ♪
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♪ Real nigga gonna pay
for dinner ♪
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♪ Oh, I'm braggin', I'm sorry ♪
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♪ What I love, calamari ♪
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‐♪ The good life
ain't new to me ♪
‐♪ Nope ♪
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♪ Tell me what
you're gonna do for me ♪
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♪ I'm with two hos,
that's two for three... ♪
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‐Man, I just wanted you
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to hear my new track
before you dipped, that's all.
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Oh, man, that shit was hard.
Honestly, I'm just waiting
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for the Gata/Lil Dicky collab.
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Hmm.
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Man...
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Oh, yeah, that's for sure.
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You're leaving right now?
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Yes. I left you a bunch of shit
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on your computer, bro‐‐
what do you need from me?
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I don't need anything.
It'd be nice to chill
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with my friend
every once in a while, but...
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I have no more chill. Also,
I'm working with Travis today,
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so when he moves,
I move, brother.
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‐Man. Okay, big dawg.
‐It be like that.
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‐Love.
‐MIKE: Okay,
I got all the details.
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No, no, that's...
Yeah, no, that's fine.
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We have the address.
It's all locked in.
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We will see you tonight.
Bye‐bye.
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Um, I'm about to send
all you guys the itinerary
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for the bar mitzvah tonight.
Gata, you don't need
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to be there.
Elz, you do need to be there.
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‐GATA: Whoo!
‐This guy's paying us
three times Dave's normal rate,
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so we just got to do
what he wants, you know?
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It's disgusting
what this schmuck is doing.
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When I was 13,
my dad put our dog down.
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‐DAVE: What?
‐Same day.
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‐Oh, man.
‐DAVE: That's so sad.
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I love bar mitzvahs.
I can't wait.
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I haven't been to one
in so long.
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Me and Elz have been
to tens of hundreds of them,
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and we used to, honestly,
get kicked out
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for various misbehaving, uh...
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We called in a bomb threat
one time. Post‐911.
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‐Okay.
‐How many do you think
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‐we've been kicked out of?
‐A lot.
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‐All right, hotshot, I get it.
‐Don't call in a bomb tonight,
all right?
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‐I won't.
‐Goodbye.
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‐Peace.
‐Man, that's the
hardest working man
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in showbiz right there.
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‐Him? Elz?
‐Yeah.
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Come on, don't fall
for that fuckin' shit.
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I work ten times harder
than him‐‐ he just met
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the right people at the...
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Wow.
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You know, I never just, like,
think to look up at the sky
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and, like, the mountains,
and, like, appreciate
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‐all of the...
‐Can I borrow some money?
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This bar mitzvah ain't
gonna get me by, dawg,
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and moms is struggling.
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I need a few dollars, bro,
like an advance or something.
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We ain't got no shows.
You on album mode.
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Like, I don't know
what to do, dawg.
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Yeah. Okay.
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How much money?
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A little'll go a long way,
to be honest.
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All right, yeah, no problem.
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I'm thinking...
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Actually, can we talk about this
when I'm not high?
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‐Yeah. Enjoy the weed, bro.
‐Cool.
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I am Queens Boulevard!
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Do you get that?
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Nah. It sounds like
a corny Broadway, though.
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A corny Broadway?
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It's a...
Do Black people watch Entourage?
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‐I don't watch that shit.
‐♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪
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♪ I'm Lil Dicky ♪
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‐♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪
‐♪ Who's Dave? ♪
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DAVE:
Boys will be boys.
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And that time in my life
was truly the best.
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I used to sit on the spigot‐‐
you know, like, outside
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where you
fill water balloons up?
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I'd sit on it and let the water
gush all the way up my body,
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while everyone else crowded
around to see if I got hard.
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‐Why?
‐Don't ask me.
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I was just a mindless extension
of my boner back then.
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We did the craziest shit.
There was one occasion
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where I actually licked
a hamster's pussy.
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‐What?!
‐Ew! What the fuck?
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I was dared.
I'm not gonna turn down a dare.
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You had to.
This is what you did.
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You had to do it.
Elz dared me.
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I think this is
a Jewish camp thing.
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No, I have plenty of kids in
my class who went to Jewish camp
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who managed to not lick
any part of a hamster, anywhere.
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‐Oh, please.
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You think they're going up
to you and being like, "Oh,
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"Mrs. Wernick, you should know
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I just sniffed piss
out of a dirt pit"?
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‐ALLY: Ugh.
‐You guys
never experimented at all
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‐when you were kids?
‐I‐I had a problem with...
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thinking that, like, pretty
much all inanimate objects
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had feelings.
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So I was, like,
devastated when I threw away
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‐napkins and tissues and stuff.
‐DAVE: Very cute,
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but I'm really not interested
in the bush‐league stuff.
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I'm talking
about the real nitty‐gritty.
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‐I used to Rollerblade
caterpillars in half.
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‐All right.
‐Yeah.
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‐Kind of satanic.
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A little bit.
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What's so funny, Hoot?
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Uh, don't call me Hoot, Dave.
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Boundaries.
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I'm not hitting on you,
hotshot, okay?
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You're an owl
at the end of the day,
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‐and you'll always be an owl.
‐I never crave Indian food,
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but when I do it, I love it.
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That's pretty much exactly
how I feel about reading.
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Is this the goal?
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Write any good songs lately?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Oh, before I forget,
Elz' manager reached out.
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Are you aware that
he wants credit on every song
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‐on the album he produces?
‐I wasn't even aware
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he had a manager, but,
you know, if he made the beat,
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give him credit‐‐
what do I care?
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No, but, like, as an artist.
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He wants it:
"Lil Dicky featuring Elz."
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What?
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Yeah, I thought
it was weird, too,
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‐but then I just assumed you
guys had already discussed it.
‐No, we have not.
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Every song featuring Elz?
I don't understand.
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He's not even an artist.
He makes beats.
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‐What about DJ Khaled or,
like, even Benny?
‐Yeah, but it's fuckin' Elz.
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He's gonna do it
manager‐to‐manager,
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like a fucking pussy?
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What is with him right now?
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I don't know
if it's a pussy move, Dave.
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‐Oh, my God...
‐People use managers...
‐MOSKOWITZ: There they are.
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Big men on campus
coming through!
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‐Hi.
‐Little Dicky.
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‐Yeah. Call me Dave.
‐You must be Mike?
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‐Of course, yeah.
Good to see you.
‐How was the drive?
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You find the place okay?
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‐We just... Google Maps.
‐I zoned out.
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‐Uh‐huh.
‐Fabulous home.
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Thank you.
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‐Thank you.
‐Where do we, uh...?
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‐Oh. Follow me.
‐Great.
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MOSKOWITZ:
Look who's here.
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‐Huh? Look who's here.
‐Hi.
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‐Oh.
‐Hey, man.
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‐You okay? Is he...?
‐He's very shy.
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‐Yeah.
‐He's got awful stage fright.
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‐Aw.
‐But honestly,
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knowing that LD
was gonna be here,
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that's helping him
get through this whole thing.
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So I‐I... I don't know how
I can thank you enough
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for being here, guys.
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‐Yeah. Yeah.
‐Uh, everything working right?
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No, man. This, like,
eighth inch is too short,
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and the speakers
are way in my fuckin' ear,
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and it's like, dude, how am I
supposed to listen to anything
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if it's just yelling at me
the whole time, you know?
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I am so sorry. Shoot.
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Um, look, uh, I can get
a longer one here by tomorrow.
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Just let me know
what type of cord you need.
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It's really not worth it.
Honestly, like, fuck it.
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Uh, is there a way that I
can move this keyboard, though?
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'Cause it's all in my way,
and I just need to...
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‐I need some space to...
‐Hmm. Uh,
let me think about that.
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You know, that‐that's gonna be
a little harder.
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Honestly,
please don't trouble yourself.
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‐We can be very flexible.
‐It's so light, I can move it
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if your arms don't work
or something.
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MOSKOWITZ:
No, it's not about the weight.
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Uh, our keyboardist
is actually blind.
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He's an old friend
of the family, and...
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he's already memorized
the space.
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‐I could give him a ring.
I'll give him a ring.
‐No. No. No.
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He's got the lay of the land.
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‐We had a blind dog
when I was a kid.
‐Yeah.
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My dad, piece of shit, he used
to rearrange the furniture
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‐so he'd bump into it
to fuck with it.
‐So the... Yeah.
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Yeah. So I know
what you're going through.
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I got it. Hey,
you want to not be an asshole
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to the guy who's paying us
for the event? That'd be great.
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Hey, you want to be
not an asshole
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and leave me the fuck alone?
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Mm. How about we just
sound‐check, how about that?
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How about I walk away
and you do this by yourself,
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‐since you're so independent?
‐I don't know how to work
the equipment...
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Well, figure it out.
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‐Cool.
‐You're so smart, right?
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Yeah, I'll figure it out,
no problem.
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It's an easy job, right?
It's not that hard to deejay.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah!
Check, check.
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My deejay sucks.
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Uh, deep‐seated insecurity.
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Masked as overconfidence.
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I'm saying that sometimes I get
this white foam around my mouth.
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‐Let me know if you see that.
‐Oh, I will.
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‐I don't have it now, do I?
‐DAVE: ...battling insecurity...
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‐No. No.
‐No.
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♪ I'm Elz, I'm so cool,
look at who I know ♪
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♪ Look at where I go, look at
my coat, look above my nose ♪
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♪ I got a pipe cleaner mustache
and I'm too big ♪
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♪ For my britch,
but I deejay bar mitz... ♪
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‐Walk with me.
‐Great!
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Elz, does it sound okay, or no?
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Can‐can you please
just answer me and tell me
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if it sounds good?
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Big swinging dick, huh?
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Let's play.
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Dude, I'm just trying to chill.
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I thought you had no chill
these days.
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Right? Did you say that?
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Damn, man.
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And one.
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‐Fuckin' bum.
‐Good take. Let's go.
That's one.
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MIKE:
Nice room.
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‐Beautiful.
‐MOSKOWITZ: Thanks.
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Yeah.
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Big day tomorrow.
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Words can't even describe it,
Mike.
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We are so proud of him,
the man he's becoming.
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It's...
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it's really special.
233
00:08:06,015 --> 00:08:07,952
I bet.
234
00:08:07,985 --> 00:08:10,223
You got kids of your own?
235
00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:12,662
Na... I do.
236
00:08:12,695 --> 00:08:13,931
Yes, I do.
237
00:08:13,964 --> 00:08:16,903
I have a six‐year‐old boy...
238
00:08:16,937 --> 00:08:18,540
‐Darren.
‐Six.
239
00:08:18,574 --> 00:08:20,845
That's the best age, isn't it?
240
00:08:20,878 --> 00:08:22,214
Yeah.
241
00:08:22,247 --> 00:08:24,184
I thought three was great.
242
00:08:24,218 --> 00:08:26,288
Six is aw... six is better.
243
00:08:26,322 --> 00:08:27,959
We, uh...
244
00:08:27,992 --> 00:08:30,296
had an autism scare...
245
00:08:30,330 --> 00:08:32,535
there for a second, yeah.
246
00:08:32,568 --> 00:08:34,672
Biting his teeth.
He would bite his bottom teeth.
247
00:08:34,706 --> 00:08:37,177
‐But, um, we're all good.
‐Oh, let me tell you,
248
00:08:37,210 --> 00:08:38,881
the scares never end.
249
00:08:38,914 --> 00:08:41,720
I mean, not the autism thing
specifically, but...
250
00:08:41,753 --> 00:08:43,924
Hell, you know what I mean.
251
00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:46,530
You're, uh,
you're a special guy.
252
00:08:46,563 --> 00:08:48,534
Aw, Mike, so are you. Thanks.
253
00:08:48,567 --> 00:08:49,869
‐Aw.
254
00:08:49,903 --> 00:08:51,540
I love ya.
255
00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:52,575
Uh...
256
00:08:56,215 --> 00:08:58,252
Figure it out!
You gotta figure it out!
257
00:08:58,286 --> 00:09:00,056
‐Can't do nothin'.
258
00:09:01,058 --> 00:09:03,664
ELZ:
Oh, he's a fuckin' bitch!
259
00:09:03,697 --> 00:09:04,799
DAVE:
Six‐seven, six‐seven.
260
00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:07,605
ELZ:
What's that body like?
261
00:09:07,638 --> 00:09:09,108
What's that body like?
262
00:09:09,141 --> 00:09:10,243
Play the game.
Stop fuckin' talking.
263
00:09:11,345 --> 00:09:12,682
‐Hands off.
‐I'm not even touching you.
264
00:09:12,715 --> 00:09:14,118
Are you tired?
265
00:09:14,151 --> 00:09:16,222
‐Didn't we teach you anything?
266
00:09:16,255 --> 00:09:17,759
DAVE:
This is, like, a foul.
Like, you can't...
267
00:09:17,792 --> 00:09:19,027
ELZ: I'm not worried
about that too much.
268
00:09:19,061 --> 00:09:20,731
DAVE:
Should be worried about it.
269
00:09:20,765 --> 00:09:22,535
That's why I've been
running to the left, nigga!
270
00:09:23,336 --> 00:09:25,140
Now whatcha gonna do?
271
00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:26,342
Now what? Now what? Now what?
272
00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:28,680
‐Look.
‐Off you. Check.
273
00:09:30,283 --> 00:09:32,053
Off you.
274
00:09:32,087 --> 00:09:34,024
What a fuckin'
bitch‐ass call, man.
275
00:09:34,057 --> 00:09:36,095
I didn't make the rules up.
276
00:09:42,007 --> 00:09:43,342
Foul.
277
00:09:43,376 --> 00:09:45,180
What? You didn't foul me?
278
00:09:45,213 --> 00:09:47,184
‐That's a terrible call.
‐You don't think you fouled me?
279
00:09:47,217 --> 00:09:49,188
‐No, I think you're...
‐You slapped the shit
out of my arm.
280
00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:51,192
‐I barely touched you.
‐You slapped the fuck
out of my arm.
281
00:09:51,225 --> 00:09:53,096
‐It sounds like a bitch.
‐Take it. I don't care.
I don't need it.
282
00:09:53,129 --> 00:09:54,899
Take it, take it.
Go, go, I don't need it.
283
00:09:54,933 --> 00:09:56,168
‐Incredibly immature.
‐I gotta go.
Oh, yeah, okay.
284
00:09:56,202 --> 00:09:57,939
You told me, you told me.
I heard it.
285
00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,742
‐Yeah. Yeah.
‐I heard it, I heard it,
I heard it.
286
00:09:59,776 --> 00:10:01,378
‐You want to tell me again?
‐You've never been mature.
287
00:10:01,412 --> 00:10:02,982
‐You want to tell me again?
‐Yeah, you've never been mature.
288
00:10:03,015 --> 00:10:04,619
‐No reach. No reach.
‐All flash. No substance.
289
00:10:04,652 --> 00:10:06,656
No reach. No reach.
Bum ass.
290
00:10:07,792 --> 00:10:09,261
You got to make that.
291
00:10:18,179 --> 00:10:21,051
Goddamn, you got to give me
some fuckin' credit!
292
00:10:21,085 --> 00:10:22,688
Whoo!
293
00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:26,362
‐Shit!
‐Get your manager to ask for it.
294
00:10:27,364 --> 00:10:29,201
How about that?
295
00:10:29,234 --> 00:10:32,374
‐How about it?
‐Have him...have him call
my manager.
296
00:10:32,407 --> 00:10:34,378
Maybe you'll get
the credit then.
297
00:10:34,411 --> 00:10:36,650
‐Maybe I fuckin' will.
‐Yeah. Maybe not.
298
00:10:36,683 --> 00:10:38,352
Maybe not. Probably not.
299
00:10:38,386 --> 00:10:40,958
‐Okay.
‐My closest childhood friend,
doing me dirty.
300
00:10:40,991 --> 00:10:42,795
‐You're a fuckin' producer.
‐Produce a game point.
301
00:10:44,732 --> 00:10:46,068
Get off me, nigga.
302
00:10:46,101 --> 00:10:47,872
Foul. I'm foul...
303
00:10:47,905 --> 00:10:50,109
‐ELZ: Fuck!
‐Foul. I called it.
304
00:10:50,143 --> 00:10:51,345
‐Easy!
‐I called foul.
305
00:10:51,378 --> 00:10:52,882
‐Game!
‐I called foul.
306
00:10:52,915 --> 00:10:54,986
‐Game! Doesn't matter.
‐I called foul!
307
00:10:55,019 --> 00:10:56,690
‐I called it!
I was intentionally fouling.
‐That's called a game.
308
00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,392
What do you mean, you called it?
You called my foul?
309
00:10:58,426 --> 00:10:59,963
‐Yeah.
‐How does that work?
310
00:10:59,996 --> 00:11:00,965
You're
a shitty basketball player!
311
00:11:00,998 --> 00:11:02,133
You're a shittier artist!
312
00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:04,873
You're a fuckin' bum!
313
00:11:04,906 --> 00:11:08,112
You don't even have
a fuckin' album anyway!
314
00:11:11,151 --> 00:11:12,688
Good game.
315
00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:22,909
Oh... why don't you stay?
316
00:11:22,942 --> 00:11:25,413
‐I can't.
I got to wake up early.
‐Okay, fine.
317
00:11:25,446 --> 00:11:28,820
I got to do this, like,
Jewish mar vista thing tomorrow.
318
00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,758
A bar mitzvah?
319
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:33,196
I think it's like a quinceañera
for the Jews.
320
00:11:33,229 --> 00:11:35,166
But you know I ain't really
into all that religious shit
321
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,235
‐like that, but...
‐Come on.
322
00:11:36,268 --> 00:11:38,005
I'm into you.
323
00:11:38,039 --> 00:11:40,778
‐Then stay.
‐I can't, man. I gotta wiggle.
324
00:11:40,811 --> 00:11:42,247
‐Okay.
‐All right, shorty.
325
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,117
‐Be safe.
‐All right.
326
00:11:53,002 --> 00:11:55,073
You got to be kidding me.
327
00:11:55,106 --> 00:11:57,077
Where the fuck my car go?
328
00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,126
Fuck.
329
00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:09,268
Paloma?
330
00:12:09,301 --> 00:12:12,173
Man, what is her last name?
331
00:12:12,207 --> 00:12:13,844
Damn.
332
00:12:13,877 --> 00:12:15,213
Fuck.
333
00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:19,121
Fuck, dawg.
334
00:12:19,154 --> 00:12:21,425
This shit is crazy, dude.
335
00:12:34,451 --> 00:12:35,854
Yo.
336
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,527
Hey, y'all sell iPhone chargers?
337
00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,129
Huh?
338
00:12:40,163 --> 00:12:43,436
iPhone chargers.
Do y'all sell iPhone chargers?
339
00:12:44,438 --> 00:12:46,375
Right there in the back.
340
00:12:47,377 --> 00:12:48,513
Nah, the other one.
341
00:12:48,547 --> 00:12:49,983
The white one.
342
00:12:50,016 --> 00:12:51,820
Yeah.
343
00:12:51,853 --> 00:12:53,255
Ten dollar.
344
00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:05,446
Hey, you think you could
charge it up for me, though?
345
00:13:06,616 --> 00:13:08,285
No.
346
00:13:08,319 --> 00:13:10,323
For real?
347
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:11,960
No.
348
00:13:11,993 --> 00:13:13,864
Man...
349
00:13:14,999 --> 00:13:16,836
Hey, what's up, O. G.?
350
00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:19,074
You mind if I get back there
and see if there's an outlet?
351
00:13:19,107 --> 00:13:20,944
I got a couple dollars
for you, man.
352
00:13:20,978 --> 00:13:22,380
I ain't trying
to make you uncomfortable.
353
00:13:22,414 --> 00:13:24,151
I just need to charge my phone.
354
00:13:25,386 --> 00:13:26,589
No!
355
00:13:26,623 --> 00:13:28,292
No touch!
356
00:13:28,326 --> 00:13:30,296
‐Are you serious?
‐No!
357
00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:32,300
I'm just trying to charge
my phone, bro.
358
00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:35,273
‐Go away, man!
359
00:13:35,306 --> 00:13:37,277
Hey, sir, my phone's dead, man.
360
00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:39,515
‐You mind if I use
your car charger?
‐Sorry.
361
00:13:55,514 --> 00:13:58,452
Why the fuck this shit
got to happen to me?
362
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,202
GATA:
Hey.
363
00:14:23,235 --> 00:14:25,473
Can I use a wall outlet
to charge my phone?
364
00:14:25,507 --> 00:14:28,547
‐We're not open.
‐Man, I need some help.
It's late out here.
365
00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:29,949
Sorry, man.
366
00:14:29,982 --> 00:14:32,187
Man, come...
367
00:14:37,565 --> 00:14:39,602
♪ ♪
368
00:15:44,464 --> 00:15:47,003
Oh, fuck.
369
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,697
Hello?
370
00:16:00,731 --> 00:16:02,701
Hey, my name is Davionte Ganter.
371
00:16:02,735 --> 00:16:05,306
My car just got towed.
372
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:09,715
It's a gold 2004 Chevy Impala.
373
00:16:09,749 --> 00:16:12,287
Okay. 3241 Mill Street.
374
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,357
All right. Thank you.
375
00:16:15,661 --> 00:16:19,502
3241 Mill Street.
3241 Mill Street.
376
00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:28,587
‐Thank you.
‐Mm‐hmm.
377
00:16:37,738 --> 00:16:40,376
Fuck, man.
378
00:16:43,082 --> 00:16:44,384
Yo!
379
00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:04,057
♪ ♪
380
00:17:09,702 --> 00:17:11,739
♪ ♪
381
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,809
How long do I have
to do this shit?
382
00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:32,213
Contractually, you got to talk
to him for 20 minutes.
383
00:17:32,247 --> 00:17:34,585
‐I'll give him 25,
'cause I like this.
‐Attaboy.
384
00:17:34,619 --> 00:17:37,758
I might as well
just get it over with, then.
385
00:17:38,727 --> 00:17:40,631
‐All right, well...
‐What is that? What was that?
386
00:17:40,664 --> 00:17:42,433
‐What?
‐Be the bigger man.
387
00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:45,339
No. He's‐he's wrong,
and I'm not... No way.
388
00:17:45,373 --> 00:17:47,511
All right, guys, uh,
389
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:49,749
you mind if I join this group
of Jewish boys?
390
00:17:49,782 --> 00:17:52,086
Or I suppose there's
multiracial things happening.
391
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,090
But can I hang out with you?
392
00:17:54,124 --> 00:17:55,761
‐BOYS: Yeah.
‐Um...
393
00:17:55,794 --> 00:17:58,198
which one of you guys
has the biggest cock?
394
00:17:59,568 --> 00:18:02,240
All right,
let's go, let's hang out.
395
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,126
MIKE:
My boy Darren is
such an athlete.
396
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,130
I've broken up four or five
fights on the T‐ball field,
397
00:18:14,164 --> 00:18:15,667
'cause he just gets so into it.
398
00:18:15,701 --> 00:18:17,805
‐Really?
‐He‐he charges the mound
almost every game.
399
00:18:17,838 --> 00:18:19,441
‐In T‐ball?
‐A hundred percent.
400
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:20,811
‐Wow.
‐And is he
running through first?
401
00:18:20,844 --> 00:18:22,313
I always tell him,
"Run through, turn right.
402
00:18:22,347 --> 00:18:24,184
You turn left, you're live."
403
00:18:24,217 --> 00:18:26,288
‐Uh‐huh.
‐So he's gotten
in a couple of scraps, and...
404
00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:28,593
and that's something that
I need to work on, to be honest.
405
00:18:28,627 --> 00:18:30,429
You know,
it's got to be a love in there.
406
00:18:30,463 --> 00:18:32,166
It can't just be all aggro.
407
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,703
You got to love the kid.
408
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:34,872
You know?
409
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,709
‐Lechayim. Yeah.
‐Lechayim.
410
00:18:36,743 --> 00:18:38,713
Look at me. My life on paper
couldn't be better.
411
00:18:38,747 --> 00:18:40,216
I'm actually a rapper.
412
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,853
I go around the country
and I get sucked.
413
00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:44,457
And still‐‐ even still‐‐
my life pales in comparison
414
00:18:44,492 --> 00:18:46,829
to the lives you're living
right now.
415
00:18:46,863 --> 00:18:49,568
It's so much more fun to be a
kid than any other time in life.
416
00:18:49,602 --> 00:18:51,438
Have you met Lil Nas X?
417
00:18:51,471 --> 00:18:52,641
No.
418
00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:54,512
Uh, you ever
pass each other out?
419
00:18:54,545 --> 00:18:56,315
What's that?
420
00:18:56,348 --> 00:18:57,885
That's where you put your hands
on the one person's neck
421
00:18:57,918 --> 00:19:00,356
until you lose oxygen,
you black out and faint.
422
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:03,195
No? I used to do it
with my deejay all the time.
423
00:19:03,228 --> 00:19:04,331
It was amazing.
424
00:19:04,364 --> 00:19:05,767
‐Elz, right?
‐Yeah.
425
00:19:05,801 --> 00:19:08,372
I know your whole crew.
You guys are savages.
426
00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:10,644
Thank you. Yeah,
we, uh, we grew up together.
427
00:19:10,677 --> 00:19:12,480
We would always,
honestly, compete
428
00:19:12,514 --> 00:19:14,351
over who could do
the craziest shit.
429
00:19:14,384 --> 00:19:16,823
Speaking of shit, have you
ever shit on each other's shit?
430
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,862
Laxatives.
Eat the laxatives. Come in.
431
00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:21,933
Gut full of laxatives. Shit.
432
00:19:21,966 --> 00:19:24,772
Next guy comes in ready to pop.
Polaroid camera. Picture.
433
00:19:24,805 --> 00:19:26,909
Post it all over the lockers
at school.
434
00:19:26,943 --> 00:19:28,947
We'd get canceled
if we did that.
435
00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:30,884
Oh, my God, are you kidding?
436
00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:33,623
‐You guys worry
about cancel culture?
‐You have to.
437
00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:35,226
You have the perfect alibi.
438
00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:36,562
You're young.
You don't know any better.
439
00:19:36,596 --> 00:19:38,500
Your brains
aren't even fully formed.
440
00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:41,438
Like, the grooves in your skull
aren't even, like, creased.
441
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,941
‐Huh.
‐MOSKOWITZ: Tell me,
442
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:44,779
‐what's your, uh, wife do?
‐Mm.
443
00:19:44,812 --> 00:19:46,516
Other than break my wallet?
444
00:19:46,549 --> 00:19:48,686
‐I know that feeling.
445
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,526
‐I know you do. I saw.
This is unbelievable.
446
00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:53,362
‐This is remarkable, this home.
‐Yeah.
447
00:19:53,395 --> 00:19:55,701
Uh, she's a bleeding‐heart
liberal, to the max.
448
00:19:55,734 --> 00:19:57,437
We are.
I'm as far left as it goes.
449
00:19:57,470 --> 00:19:59,441
I'm so far left
I might come back around.
450
00:19:59,474 --> 00:20:00,777
‐Uh‐huh.
‐Uh, she, uh,
451
00:20:00,811 --> 00:20:02,246
the company is called Climace.
452
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,415
‐Climace.
‐Have you never heard of it?
453
00:20:03,449 --> 00:20:04,785
‐No.
‐They...
454
00:20:04,819 --> 00:20:06,789
What they do is,
they combat climate change
455
00:20:06,823 --> 00:20:09,461
and racism at the same time,
simultaneously.
456
00:20:09,495 --> 00:20:10,664
‐Really?
‐It's such a great organization,
457
00:20:10,697 --> 00:20:12,400
but the name is bad, you know.
458
00:20:12,433 --> 00:20:13,803
We're big BLM'ers.
459
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,540
Are you into... are you BLM?
460
00:20:15,574 --> 00:20:17,410
‐Well, of course. Yeah.
‐Of cour... Yes.
461
00:20:17,443 --> 00:20:19,013
The whole time,
I thought there would only be
462
00:20:19,047 --> 00:20:20,483
the small, faint amount,
and then you're done.
463
00:20:20,517 --> 00:20:22,353
'Cause there's
nothing else there.
464
00:20:22,386 --> 00:20:23,857
I couldn't imagine that you'd do
another one, and there'd be...
465
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,694
I‐I was mind‐blown.
I thought, I didn't realize
466
00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:27,798
you're supposed to wipe until
there's literally nothing there.
467
00:20:27,831 --> 00:20:29,401
'Cause I thought,
if it's that faint,
468
00:20:29,434 --> 00:20:31,304
there can't possibly be more.
469
00:20:31,338 --> 00:20:33,008
I mean, back when I was
your age, the first time
470
00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:35,413
I ever jerked off,
I used my own thoughts.
471
00:20:35,446 --> 00:20:37,483
I mean,
if I tried to do that now,
472
00:20:37,518 --> 00:20:40,557
the women would turn to sand
and blow away in the wind.
473
00:20:40,590 --> 00:20:43,295
‐Why?
‐'Cause we're
overly stimulated now.
474
00:20:43,328 --> 00:20:45,967
Isn't it crazy that "boner" is
the best option we have
475
00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:48,305
to, like, refer to a hard penis?
476
00:20:48,338 --> 00:20:50,443
"Hard‐on"? Like, anyone is...
you're white trash
477
00:20:50,476 --> 00:20:51,846
if you say "hard‐on."
478
00:20:51,879 --> 00:20:53,750
You know?
And I mean no disrespect
479
00:20:53,783 --> 00:20:55,987
to any of you guys
who might be white trash.
480
00:20:59,728 --> 00:21:02,467
No, he told me on his own.
481
00:21:02,501 --> 00:21:03,670
Mm.
482
00:21:07,009 --> 00:21:09,748
No, it was really just a test
to see how he'd react.
483
00:21:09,782 --> 00:21:12,453
I don't even need the credit.
484
00:21:12,487 --> 00:21:14,023
I don't know
if it's worth it anymore.
485
00:21:14,057 --> 00:21:16,027
DAVE:
If it makes you feel any better,
486
00:21:16,061 --> 00:21:19,000
I feel the exact same way now
as I did when I was your age.
487
00:21:19,033 --> 00:21:20,469
Like, mentally,
in terms of, like,
488
00:21:20,504 --> 00:21:22,473
the voices narrating
my thoughts‐‐
489
00:21:22,508 --> 00:21:24,645
it's a 13‐year‐old boy's voice,
still.
490
00:21:24,678 --> 00:21:26,649
My Torah passage makes it
such a big deal,
491
00:21:26,682 --> 00:21:28,352
you know, becoming a man.
492
00:21:28,385 --> 00:21:29,822
Ugh. Come on, Torah‐schmorah.
493
00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,492
You really believe
that horseshit?
494
00:21:31,526 --> 00:21:33,797
God made a man
out of a woman's rib?
495
00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:35,667
What is it, a five‐inch man?
496
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:37,336
You know, all that
you really need to realize,
497
00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:39,407
Jakey, is you're getting older,
498
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,346
and so perhaps start thinking
about being more mature
499
00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:44,017
here and there
and more responsible.
500
00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:46,021
‐That's all it is.
‐But you just said
501
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:48,660
you're the same way
you've always been.
502
00:21:48,693 --> 00:21:51,398
Yeah, but...
503
00:21:52,801 --> 00:21:55,674
...you don't want to be
like me, okay?
504
00:21:55,707 --> 00:21:57,911
‐Yeah, we do.
‐OTHERS: Yeah.
505
00:21:57,945 --> 00:21:59,548
No, you don't.
506
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:06,328
♪ ♪
507
00:22:16,983 --> 00:22:18,887
Yo.
508
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,924
‐Mm‐mm.
‐Seriously...
can we go talk for a second?
509
00:22:20,957 --> 00:22:22,393
For what?
510
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:24,430
‐I'm being serious.
‐About what?
511
00:22:24,464 --> 00:22:25,834
‐Just come on. I'm just...
‐You're being
so dramatic, though.
512
00:22:25,867 --> 00:22:27,671
Just come on.
It's not that big of a deal.
513
00:22:27,704 --> 00:22:28,940
The longer
we let this bubble up,
514
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,710
the more it's gonna suck,
so let's just...
515
00:22:30,744 --> 00:22:31,979
"Bubble up"? Why you acting
like such a bitch, bro?
516
00:22:32,013 --> 00:22:33,783
Why is it such
a dick‐swinging contest?
517
00:22:33,816 --> 00:22:35,921
A dick‐swinging contest?
Dude, nothing is dick‐swinging.
518
00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:37,724
‐Just grow the fuck up
and stop acting like a bitch.
‐Me grow up?
519
00:22:37,758 --> 00:22:38,826
‐You... How...?
‐You grow up.
520
00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:40,497
I've never even...
521
00:22:50,850 --> 00:22:53,455
Bro.
522
00:22:53,488 --> 00:22:55,025
I don't know.
523
00:22:55,994 --> 00:22:58,533
‐Dude.
‐I don't... I'm trying to...
524
00:22:58,566 --> 00:23:00,570
I'm trying to find the words,
too, but...
525
00:23:00,604 --> 00:23:02,574
I'm trying to think about
what it was that they were...
526
00:23:02,608 --> 00:23:03,977
I can't even...
527
00:23:04,010 --> 00:23:05,981
I mean, should we say anything
to these people,
528
00:23:06,014 --> 00:23:08,151
or is this, like, textbook
boyhood experimentation, right?
529
00:23:08,185 --> 00:23:09,755
‐Like...
‐Not my job, bro.
530
00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:11,626
I just think about the stuff
we used to do,
531
00:23:11,659 --> 00:23:13,563
‐like, with the marker
and, like, the...
‐Okay, enough.
532
00:23:13,596 --> 00:23:15,834
‐But that doesn't matter
to me, because...
‐MOSKOWITZ: Hey! Hey!
533
00:23:15,867 --> 00:23:18,005
‐JAKEY: Dad!
‐Can I have a word
with you guys?
534
00:23:18,038 --> 00:23:19,842
Yeah. Sure.
535
00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:22,446
Any idea what this is?
536
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,816
‐Hmm?
‐Oh.
537
00:23:23,850 --> 00:23:25,987
Why would you post that
on TikTok?
538
00:23:26,021 --> 00:23:27,490
Are you out of your mind, Jakey?
539
00:23:27,524 --> 00:23:28,893
‐I'm so... I mean...
‐So you do know.
540
00:23:28,927 --> 00:23:30,597
‐JAKEY: Dad!
‐I had to get this sent to me
541
00:23:30,630 --> 00:23:32,601
‐by another parent.
‐Dad!
‐I'm sorry.
542
00:23:32,634 --> 00:23:33,870
‐That's got nothing
to do with us.
‐Whoa, whoa.
543
00:23:33,903 --> 00:23:35,439
We didn't do anything
about that.
544
00:23:35,472 --> 00:23:36,742
‐We just happened to walk...
‐We walked in...
545
00:23:36,776 --> 00:23:39,480
No, no.
Jakey told me that you said
546
00:23:39,515 --> 00:23:41,184
that because his brain
isn't fully formed,
547
00:23:41,217 --> 00:23:43,589
that he can do
whatever he wants?
548
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,894
So out of context. Like, there
was a whole circle of trust
549
00:23:45,927 --> 00:23:47,598
‐that was...
‐Oh, a‐and what's this
550
00:23:47,631 --> 00:23:50,971
I hear about cunnilingus
on a marsupial?
551
00:23:51,004 --> 00:23:53,710
Hamster's a rodent, and it's...
it's a cautionary tale
552
00:23:53,743 --> 00:23:55,479
‐and it's got nothing to do
with what...
‐I don't give...
553
00:23:55,513 --> 00:23:56,749
‐We had nothing to do with that.
‐I don't... I do not care!
554
00:23:56,782 --> 00:23:58,018
‐Okay.
‐All right?
555
00:23:58,051 --> 00:23:59,888
You should be ashamed
of yourself.
556
00:23:59,922 --> 00:24:01,759
‐Both of you.
Get out of my house.
‐I mean, what‐‐
557
00:24:01,792 --> 00:24:04,130
how do you think he talks? What
do you think happens when he...?
558
00:24:04,163 --> 00:24:05,900
‐What does it matter?
We get paid on the back end.
‐He listens to Lil Dicky...
559
00:24:05,934 --> 00:24:08,138
I'm not paying you any more
money, not another dollar!
560
00:24:08,171 --> 00:24:10,142
‐Bro.
‐No. You just lea...
561
00:24:10,175 --> 00:24:11,946
‐What do you mean?
‐But you need to leave
right now.
562
00:24:11,979 --> 00:24:13,683
When you have a contract
with somebody,
563
00:24:13,716 --> 00:24:15,620
you just have to pay them
the money that they're owed.
564
00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:17,056
Hey, you want to control
your posse? Huh?
565
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,760
‐Oh, my God.
‐Posse? Get a grip.
566
00:24:18,793 --> 00:24:20,162
It's a very racially charged
word, "posse," okay?
567
00:24:20,195 --> 00:24:21,866
Why don't you think
about the things you say?
568
00:24:21,899 --> 00:24:23,168
‐Racially charged?
‐He's my fucking friend, okay?
569
00:24:23,201 --> 00:24:24,772
‐Hey, hey, hey.
‐You booked Lil Dicky.
570
00:24:24,805 --> 00:24:26,542
‐I don't know what you expect.
‐I can't believe
571
00:24:26,575 --> 00:24:28,045
that you let Darren hang around
with these perverts!
572
00:24:28,078 --> 00:24:30,817
‐Who the fuck is Darren?
‐No, get the hell out right now!
573
00:24:30,850 --> 00:24:32,788
‐This is a chain reaction
that you started.
‐Leave right now!
574
00:24:32,821 --> 00:24:34,958
‐I didn't start anything!
You guys started it!
‐Fine, all right.
575
00:24:34,992 --> 00:24:36,896
‐I'm sorry, Jakey.
‐Get out of my house now!
‐JAKEY: Now they're leaving!
576
00:24:36,929 --> 00:24:39,635
Your fault!
You're the worst dad ever!
577
00:24:39,668 --> 00:24:40,804
You just suck it up, okay?
578
00:24:40,837 --> 00:24:42,073
‐MIKE: Hey.
‐Don't have a fit!
579
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,876
It's his bar mitzvah.
580
00:24:52,594 --> 00:24:54,531
I can't believe that kid
posted that on TikTok.
581
00:24:54,565 --> 00:24:56,101
ELZ:
I was thinking the same thing.
I can't believe
582
00:24:56,134 --> 00:24:58,539
that we got kicked out
of another fucking bar mitzvah
bro.
583
00:24:58,573 --> 00:25:00,577
‐What the fuck is going on?
‐We should've just called in
a bomb threat.
584
00:25:00,610 --> 00:25:03,248
‐We were such assholes
back then.
‐You were the bigger asshole
585
00:25:03,281 --> 00:25:06,822
‐when we were kids,
for the record.
‐I was the bigger asshole?
586
00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:10,563
We were both pretty bad.
587
00:25:10,597 --> 00:25:12,667
Yeah.
588
00:25:12,701 --> 00:25:14,605
What are you doing?
589
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,243
Being a bigger asshole.
590
00:25:17,276 --> 00:25:19,615
‐DAVE: Oh... my God.
‐Go!
591
00:25:19,648 --> 00:25:21,852
‐Go, fucking go!
‐Get out! Get out! Go!
Come on, it's time!
592
00:25:21,886 --> 00:25:23,856
‐Come on, piggy boy!
‐Come on, it's time! It's time!
593
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,560
‐We're free! We're free!
‐Come on! Come on!
594
00:25:25,593 --> 00:25:28,231
Save your soul.
Save your soul, llama.
595
00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:30,235
Come on, Pig Newton.
It's time to go, Pig Newton.
596
00:25:30,269 --> 00:25:32,574
Aah! Aah!
597
00:25:32,607 --> 00:25:34,678
Go! Go! Yes, yes, yes!
598
00:25:34,712 --> 00:25:36,114
Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
Where'd you park?
599
00:25:36,147 --> 00:25:37,283
Uh, this way.
600
00:25:52,213 --> 00:25:54,618
What the fuck?
601
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,724
That's crazy.
602
00:26:09,147 --> 00:26:11,117
JAKEY:
No, d‐don't leave.
603
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:14,290
Gata! Gata! Gata!
604
00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:16,796
I‐It's my bar mitzvah,
605
00:26:16,829 --> 00:26:19,902
and my dad just kicked out LD,
a‐and now everyone's leaving.
606
00:26:19,935 --> 00:26:21,772
What you mean LD got kicked out?
607
00:26:21,806 --> 00:26:24,778
I‐I know all your songs.
You guys are my favorites.
608
00:26:24,812 --> 00:26:26,080
Just please help.
609
00:26:26,114 --> 00:26:27,951
Please.
610
00:26:27,984 --> 00:26:30,322
‐I got you, bro.
I'm gonna hook you up, man.
‐Okay.
611
00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:31,759
‐Okay.
612
00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:33,128
This for you, man.
613
00:26:33,161 --> 00:26:34,765
‐You say it's your bar mitzvah?
‐Yes. Yes.
614
00:26:34,798 --> 00:26:36,635
‐I got you, bro.
‐Let's go.
615
00:26:36,669 --> 00:26:37,804
‐Okay.
‐Come on, man.
616
00:26:37,838 --> 00:26:39,040
‐Yeah.
‐You ready?
617
00:26:39,073 --> 00:26:40,309
‐Yeah.
‐♪ Shorty wanna ♪
618
00:26:40,342 --> 00:26:42,179
♪ Check, check, check, check ♪
619
00:26:42,213 --> 00:26:43,916
♪ 'Cause I got my‐‐
shorty wanna check ♪
620
00:26:43,950 --> 00:26:45,653
♪ Check, check, check ♪
621
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,323
♪ 'Cause I got my ♪
622
00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:49,160
♪ Shorty wanna check,
check, check, check ♪
623
00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:50,162
♪ 'Cause I got my‐‐
shorty wanna... ♪
624
00:26:50,195 --> 00:26:52,066
Guys, come on! Gata! Gata!
625
00:26:52,099 --> 00:26:53,769
♪ Check, check,
man, you need to check up ♪
626
00:26:53,803 --> 00:26:55,940
♪ Real paper
in my Paper Denims ♪
627
00:26:55,974 --> 00:26:57,309
♪ Real nigga gonna pay
for dinner ♪
628
00:26:57,343 --> 00:26:59,681
♪ Oh, I'm braggin', I'm sorry ♪
629
00:26:59,715 --> 00:27:01,217
♪ What I love, calamari ♪
630
00:27:01,251 --> 00:27:03,054
♪ The good life
ain't new to me ♪
631
00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:04,925
♪ Tell me what
you're gonna do for me ♪
632
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,194
♪ I'm with two hos,
that's two for three ♪
633
00:27:06,227 --> 00:27:07,931
♪ Really pimpin' like, really? ♪
634
00:27:07,964 --> 00:27:09,935
♪ Hold up, baby, I'm boomin' ♪
635
00:27:09,968 --> 00:27:11,672
♪ Cameras on me, they zoomin' ♪
636
00:27:11,705 --> 00:27:13,375
♪ I pray to God
I don't lose it ♪
637
00:27:13,408 --> 00:27:14,978
♪ Spike Lee make a movie ♪
638
00:27:15,012 --> 00:27:17,216
♪ About everything I'm doin' ♪
639
00:27:17,249 --> 00:27:19,086
♪ These Benjamins I'm pursuin' ♪
640
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,057
♪ I'm after Jacksons,
I'm the captain ♪
641
00:27:21,090 --> 00:27:22,828
♪ At the dinner table
with some black napkins ♪
642
00:27:22,861 --> 00:27:24,263
♪ Check, check, check, check ♪
643
00:27:24,297 --> 00:27:26,267
♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪
644
00:27:26,301 --> 00:27:27,838
♪ Shorty wanna check,
check, check, check ♪
645
00:27:27,871 --> 00:27:29,708
♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪
646
00:27:29,741 --> 00:27:31,745
♪ Shorty wanna check,
check, check, check ♪
647
00:27:31,779 --> 00:27:33,749
‐♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪
‐♪ Shorty wanna ♪
648
00:27:33,783 --> 00:27:35,352
♪ Check, check, check, check ♪
649
00:27:35,385 --> 00:27:37,256
♪ Man, you need to check up ♪
650
00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:39,293
♪ ♪
651
00:27:51,417 --> 00:27:53,154
♪ All hundos,
just for fun, though ♪
652
00:27:53,188 --> 00:27:55,025
♪ Swordfish,
that's for lunch, though ♪
653
00:27:55,058 --> 00:27:56,762
♪ Room service, my breakfast ♪
654
00:27:56,795 --> 00:27:58,699
♪ 24‐7 I'm flexin' ♪
655
00:27:58,733 --> 00:28:00,402
‐♪ Jackboys wanna jack the boy ♪
‐♪ Nope ♪
656
00:28:00,435 --> 00:28:02,172
♪ 'Cause they know
I'm 'bout my stacks, boy ♪
657
00:28:02,206 --> 00:28:03,910
♪ Money preachin'
like Pastor Troy ♪
658
00:28:03,943 --> 00:28:05,780
♪ I'm the man, girl,
ask your boy ♪
659
00:28:05,813 --> 00:28:07,851
♪ Check, check, check, check ♪
660
00:28:07,884 --> 00:28:09,253
‐♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪
‐♪ Shorty wanna ♪
661
00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:11,291
♪ Check, check, check, check ♪
662
00:28:11,324 --> 00:28:12,861
‐♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪
‐♪ Shorty wanna ♪
663
00:28:12,894 --> 00:28:14,865
♪ Check, check, check, check ♪
664
00:28:14,898 --> 00:28:16,401
‐♪ 'Cause I got my checkup ♪
‐♪ Shorty wanna ♪
665
00:28:16,434 --> 00:28:18,038
♪ Check, check, check, check ♪
666
00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:20,108
♪ Man, you need to check up. ♪
667
00:28:31,331 --> 00:28:33,368
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