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The L Word: Generation Q...

I'd like another chance
to get better at this.

My mom died.

I can't do anything that's
too real right now.

God, I love you.

Call me when that heart heals.
I'll come running.

Let's just cancel the finale.

It's not fucking worth it.

What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna make a fucking show.

Piddles!

My cat is stuck in a tree.

Hi, Alice.
- Thank you very much,

everybody,
present company excluded.

That's the guy, that's her ex.

Hey! Get away from my daughter!

Can you believe how wrong they
all are about the situation?

They're right.

He has all the power.

I still really want
to be friends.

I'm still in love with you.

So, no dice for now.

Why do you get
to make up all the rules?

You get to fuck whoever
you want.

I can't do this anymore.

"I am grateful for my donor."

Donor for what?

Baby.
- Baby.

I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.

Same.

I love you.

I love you, too.

upbeat music

This day feels like

Nothing but the right vibes

This could be the good life

Doesn't get better than this

We got the cake
right here, Alice.

Oh, great, thanks so much.
- You want it in the fridge?

Um, yeah, the walk-in fridge
will be great.

I did it, I got the cake.
- You want these on the tables?

I don't know about weddings.

Don't ask me questions.

Two hours till guests arrive.
- Thanks. Why am I doing this?

Where is the wedding planner?

Morphine candy, baby

You're the one...

Tristan for Kimmy?

Go for Kimmy,
go for Kimmy.

Can you come to the garden?

No, I can't, I'm reading emails.

Heart's on fire,
you're under my gun

I hope that you're ready

Hi, there.
- Hi.

This is actually empty,
but if you want to go

just across the property,
there's another bathroom

just past the big tree,
keep walking, you can't miss it.

That's a pretty dress.

Beautiful.
- Yeah. Nice color.

Bye-bye.

Okay, clear.

Can you understand me

Speaking in tongues...

Oh, fuck.

Let me be your doctor

I promise I can help you...

Oh, my God, you're so hot.

Oh, God. Don't look at me.

Sorry I'm wearing
hippie deodorant.

Oh, fuck.

Electrocute me

Show me you can

Light me up inside
using your hands

I know that it's scary

But, baby, be bad for me

Did you, um, put the favors

in the center of the table, like
right there by the entrance?

Yeah.

You know,
I just want to make sure

everybody knows to grab them
when they're walking out.

They'll know.

Do you think the heat
is on in here?

It's like so hot.

Does this open?
-

There's no latch.

Oh, my God, it doesn't open.

I'm hot. Are you hot?

You think maybe it's possible
that you're having a hot flash?

Ugh, what? No.

I can't be.

I-I think the heat's on
in there.

Here, come get
a glass of water.

No, I...

I'm done with all that, right?

Happy wedding day.

Wow, you look amazing.

Really? Thanks.

Yeah, I thought so, too.

I couldn't decide
on a dress, but...

Oh, I can see that.

So you got a twofer.
- I did.

Um, listen, good news.

The cake has arrived.

It is here. My job is done.

Thanks for handling that.

Yeah.
- And the booze.

The...?

You were responsible for
the cake and the booze.

Cake and the booze, I know.
- Yeah.

Tina, I almost finished
your sentence.

The cake and booze.
I've been saying it all week.

Ugh, I'm burning up.

Oh, my God. I'm burning up.

The heat's on in here.
I just know it.

Can you see my sweat...
-

...through this shirt?
- You know what?

Why don't we--
- This is a nightmare.

Come on, let's go find a place
for you to cool off.

Good idea.
I think the walls in here...

It's gonna be such a great day.

...are just
starting to close in.

I-I saw an ice machine
down the hall.

I have a better idea.

Fuck me. Okay...

Oh, my God. How am I...?

Hi. Oh, hi.

How are you?
- Great.

What?
- Bad news.

Already?
- Yeah. No alcohol.

Wasn't that your job?

Yeah, but... Actually,
why wasn't it your job?

You own a bar.

Because I did their hair.

Well, that's true, I guess.
- Yeah.

Hey.
- Hey.

Hi.
- Hi to you.

Hello to you.
- Yeah.

Uh, thank you so much
for your help back there.

Absolutely.
- Oh, yeah.

I mean,
I'm a Capricorn moon, so...

I love to serve.
- Oh, yeah.

Pragmatic.
- Absolutely.

You might want to...
- Oh, fuck.

That's, uh...
- Anyway, I want to

double-check with that.
- Sorry, hold on. Yeah, yeah?

The fucking roses
keep stabbing me.

Okay, there's no need to pop
an attitude, Tristan.

Busy?
- I wasn't the one who was

supposed to de-thorn the roses.
Okay, you know what?

I'm coming, I'm coming.

Yeah, come now.

Just keep coming all day.
Uh-huh. Yep.

So you did the hair and
you did the wedding planner.

Okay.

I hate to tell you this.

What?
- We have to call Tess.

I don't think so,

I haven't spoken to her
since she threw

a bottle at my fucking head.

Okay. It is Bette and Tina's
wedding day.

There is no champagne
for the toast.

There is no Aperol
for an Aperol spritz.

Shane, you got to call her,
I'm sorry.

I wanna push it

I'm out here pushing,
pushing all my limits

You're gettin' started
when I'm at the finish...

All your talk is cheap

So come on over here...

Oh, my God.

You keep on talkin' talkin',
all your talk is cheap

So come on over here
and prove yourself to me...

Hey.

Hi.
- I was hoping that was you.

Yeah...

You, uh...

You got to come over
to see the new place.

I would love that.

Yeah?
- Yes.

It's a sublet.

Because I don't know
about school yet,

so it's not perfect.

That's okay.

Like you got to clap before
you go into the bathroom

because there's...
So the roaches scatter.

You're-you're joking, right?

No. And the stove doesn't work.

How are you gonna eat, sweetie?

It's gonna be great.

I'm gonna go get my toaster
from Sophie's.

It's a good one, multifunctional.

I don't have any furniture really.

It's kind of bare bones
in there.

I don't have any...

I have to get all new stuff.

Oh, no. You're sad. I'm sorry.

Hey. You okay?
-

Ugh, I just can't believe that
this is my life right now.

Okay, well, fuck Shane.

You don't have to say that,
I know that you love her.

No, I don't, I love you.

Come here.

You're so cute.

You want to come stay
at mine for a while?

Mm, no, the roaches were not
a good selling point. No.

But I'm gonna be there.

Oh. Um... It's Shane.

Basically,
they told you they love you

and you ghosted them.

Oh. Look at that, the flower
budget very high, huh?

Yeah. It's really good.
- How the hell did they

pull this big-ass wedding off?

Well, everybody did something.

Oh.
- I found the place.

You did?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I know the family
who owns the property.

Oh, who owns it?

Okay, so--
- D-Bag!

Hi, babe!

Hi.
-

Yeah, that makes sense.

Oh.

Damn, Soph, you look hot.
- Doesn't she?

Good. I'm trying to get laid
tonight, so...

Oh, shit. There's Alice.
Hide me, hide me, hide me.

Hide me, hide me.
- She's not gonna fire you.

Well, she hasn't spoken to me
in, like, two weeks.

You're on hiatus.

I aired the finale without her.

And you fucking
crushed it, okay?

I did. I did do that, didn't I?

You did.
- If she does fire you,

I can get you a gig as an
adventure guide in Costa Rica.

It's a fucking blast.
- Oh, my God.

You're so funny. Thank you.

Yeah.
- Okay, you know what?

I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Do it.

Wish me luck.
- Mm-hmm.

Go get 'em.
- Going.

Let's get something to drink.

Oh, there's, uh, no booze here.
- There's no booze?

No, but, uh...

I got molly.

Oh, uh, no.

No, no, molly
doesn't work on me.

Oh, well, no harm in trying.

Come on.

Why are you like this?

You'll love it. Do it.

I've got a feeling...

Mmm.
- That's nasty.

Ugh.

Give me that. Please?

Sorry.
- I'm going, I'm going.

I want to spit it out. Ugh.

They won't believe it
when it comes

Ugh.

All I ever needed was
to give it...

Let's party.

Mm, this feels amazing.
Oh, my God.

Wow, I got to hand it to you.

The walk-in fridge, good idea.
That was brilliant.

Oh, good.

My next plan was to put
a fan next to the ice sculpture,

like DIY a whole air
conditioner, or something.

This is working.

Yeah, I feel better already.

Good.

Am I being a monster?

No, no.

I wouldn't use that word.

You just seem... stressed.

We-we didn't have
a big wedding before.

I know.

We just went to the courthouse.

Yeah, that was fun, too.

But our friends were pissed.

It's not about them.
- It is.

They have been on this
very long journey with us.

And I want them to see us
happy, like this.

Okay, when you put it
that way, yes.

Yes, I want that for them, too.

Good.

You ready?
- Yeah.

I am very ready.

Come on.

Let me...

This handle.

Let me just... Oh!

Oh, shit. Oh, my God.
- Oh, no.

Oh, my God, no.

Oh, here, you know what?
I got it, I got it.

Oh, shit. Okay.
- I'm just gonna put-- first,

let's just... [groans]

Oh, fuck. Okay.

Wait, turn it, turn it...
Like punch it again.

Oh, my God.
- Oh, it's in.

It's in, it's gonna open.
- Nope.

Shit.

Hello?

Hey, we're in here!

Hello?

Watching you die

With my own eyes

How will you last...

Thank God for Tess.
Um, question.

There's like a lot of tequila,
right? It's not just one?

Okay, 'cause it's like
a hundred people.

Hey, Alice.
- You can go over there.

Thank you.

Hi.
- Ugh.

Hi, Alice.
I know you can hear me.

Oh, my God.
- Hi.

I... didn't hear you, Sophie.

That's... I...
It's like a wedding

and it's loud and it's...
- Okay, listen.

I know you've been avoiding me

and if I did a shit job
with the show, you can tell me.

Really, it's fine.

All right, let's talk
about it, Sophie.

Let's just lay it all out.

By the cheese.

Um, the network called me.

And they loved the finale.

They want to promote you,
Sophie. Next season.

What?
- Do you see your face?

Do you see the shock that you're
feeling? Can you imagine me?

When I picked up the phone
and I was like, "Uh..."

It was like that times a
hundred, but yet here we are.

Yeah, okay, I get that you're
still pissed about me

airing the show without you.

It wasn't my favorite.

But I'm glad it was a success

because I would never
want to let you down.

That's a really nice way
to put it.

So...

So...?

Are we good?

Yeah, we're... Yeah, we're good.

Just was getting really used
to being mad at you.

Oh, this is great.

I was just so worried
I was gonna have to spend...

Alice!
- Oh, my God! Shut up!

...this entire wedding
drinking my feelings, you know?

But now I can just focus on
having fun

and getting fucked, you know?

Getting laid...

Oh, now I'm just
talking to myself.

Great.

Well, if it makes you feel
any better, I was listening.

Oh...

Um... well, woof,
I'm just embarrassed.

No, no. No, actually, weddings
are great places to get laid.

So, I think your goal
is achievable.

Oh. Do you?

Pippa Pascal.

Sophie Suarez.

Hey, Soph. Hi.
- Hi.

You look great. Wow.

Thanks.

Good luck.
- What? Uh...

Oh, shit, were you two like...

No.

Okay, real quick, um,
I'm gonna need my toaster back.

What toaster?

The toaster in the bungalow.

That's not your toaster.
- Yes, it is.

No, it isn't.
- Yes, it is. I picked it out.

And I paid for it.

No, we-we split it.

Okay, then why don't you just
get your own damn toaster?

Because I want my toaster.

Okay.
- Look, this is what I'm-a do.

I'm gonna send you
my new address.

You do the right thing

and you're gonna drop it off
at your earliest convenience.

Oh, am I?
- Or I'll pick it up.

You know, either way.

gentle music

Ooh, you know what?
I like "Rafael."

Ooh, "Raph" for short?

I was thinking something
more androgynous.

You know, I had a Postmate
the other day named Orion, so...

You want our kid to be named
after a Postmates guy?

I mean, the food was on time.

You're ridiculous.

Here you go, little fella.

You do realize it's not
a baby yet, right?

Well, I mean, it will be.

Eventually.
Can you, can you believe that?

What?
- It goes from a canister

to a baby in nine months.
- No shit.

And, well, technically ten
with the gestation,

give or take.
- You know,

I keep having these
little daydream moments

of all of us together.

Same. Oh, my God,

I can totally picture us
in the kitchen

baking Christmas cookies.

Oh, I know.
- Making a mess.

I, like, want to give them
little baths.

Oh, me, too.
Their little tummies.

Oh, my God, yes.

Here we go.

Okay. Ooh, the big reveal.

It's finally happening.
- Here we go.

Come on. Almost there.

Ooh.
- Dad's coming.

Oh, my God, it's a magic show.

Ta-da!
-

Oh, my God.

We're really doing this.

There you are.
- Oh. Moment of truth.

Oh.
- Huh.

It's, uh, it's blue. [chuckles]

We really paid $700 for that?

Is there enough?

Honestly? I don't think so.

You want to warm it up?
- Yeah.

We have to.

Here you go.
- Thank you.

Got it? Okay.
- Yep.

It looks like Gatorade.
-

Let's see what we got.

Oh, love instructions.

What else is in here?

How many pages are these?

Insemination syringes.
- Okay...

Oh, what is that?

Catheter.
- Okay.

This is a lot of stuff.

Like this thing.

What is this even for?

whimsical music

Hey!

Working it

You got it, you got it

You're listening

This is it,
you're feeling it

Don't fight the beaters out

You gotta free them now

Kick off your shoes,
you know...

Josh,
take that cart to the back.

Go clean it and make sure that
the other bar is stocked.

No problem.
- Thank you.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm sorry you had to come
and do this last-minute.

Don't be. I'm happy to help.

Can I get you a beer
or something?

Okay.

Thank you.

You don't have to worry.

I won't throw it at you.

You promise?

Thank you.

You're welcome.

I mean, we can both be adults
for the night, right?

Yeah, I think we can.

Has anyone seen Bette and Tina?

Shane, it's showtime.

Let's go.

You clean up nice.

You always clean up nice.

Shane?
- I should go.

I'll see ya out there.

I don't even care

She's got dirty tricks
and she'll play them on me

But I don't even care

I don't even care

I don't care

She knows it

Lava dripping,
burning up the ocean

She knows it, she knows it

Finger on the
golden gun, explosive...

That's my kind of girl.

She knows it...

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Well, you look like
my kind of guy.

She owns it

Lava dripping,
burning up the ocean

She knows it

All right, come on.

Oh. That's not what I want.

What do you want?

I want your coke.

Fuck. [laughs]

It's that obvious?

I mean, I'm a girl who knows
what she wants.

All right, all right. Okay.

Yeah?
- Hell yeah. Let's fucking party.

All right, let's get this...

You ever done this before?

A few times.

Okay.

Did you think that
you were in control?

Let's dance...

God, I'm freezing.

Aren't you?

No. Here, why don't you
take this?

Are you sure?

Yeah.
- Oh, thank you.

There.

What are you doing?

Just trying to make
the most of our time in here.

You want something?

I just... I really hate
your attitude right now.

Well, what would you like me
to be doing instead?

I'd like for you
to get us out of here.

How am I supposed to do that?
I'm not an engineer.

I wouldn't know the first thing

about dismantling
a refrigerator.

I knew it!

Oh, my God.
- Shane, I found them!

They're doing it in the walk-in.

What are you doing?

No, no, no, we're not doing it!

Oh, you're not...?
-

It broke off! We're stuck!
- We're stuck!

Okay, okay, okay, no problem.
- It'll be easy to open it.

I think it's like a twist...
- No, no, it's a pull.

Push, push, yeah.
- It's a pull.

Oh.
- Oh.

Oh, fuck.
- It's fine.

Don't worry.
-

It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay, we'll get you out.
- No. Will you, though?

There are ways to do this.
- Obviously.

Don't panic. What? What?
- Shane.

I got it. Whack it.
- Oh, my God.

No. What the hell

am I supposed to do with this?
I'm not whacking this.

Okay, um...
- No.

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna call 911.

Again, again.
- Great. Good idea.

Got 'em on speed dial.
- Um, hang tight.

You know,
you should get a punch card.

Okay, it's gonna work out.

See, look, it's gonna work out.

I just hate your positivity.

Don't be so positive right now.

Okay, look, do you want me
to say it's a disaster?

Of course it's a disaster.
We're stuck in a fridge

on our wedding day, but you know
what I'm not gonna do?

I-I'm not... I'm not gonna start
yelling about it.

Well, why not?

That would be a perfectly
reasonable thing to do.

Because I have worked really
hard to quiet those parts of me

so I wouldn't hurt you and I am
afraid that if I let them out,

then I won't be able to
shove them back inside.

I love those parts of you.

You do?

Yes.

I love all the parts.
-

Good news.

Okay, really, really,
really good news.

And just a little bit
of bad news.

Okay, but the good news is that
the fire department's coming

and they're gonna get
you out of here.

Yeah, but the bad news is that
there's a fire in La Cañada,

and they don't know when they
can send someone over here.

Fuck.
- Right. Just like

a little bit of a delay.
- Fuck. This is

fucking ridiculous.
I can't fucking believe this.

All right, look...
- Fucking...

Um, look, I'm not gonna
tell them. They said hours.

Goddamn it.
- Look, we are gonna

get out of here, okay?

We are, all right?

But before we do, we have to
establish a new rule.

Okay.

It's just like we
were doing in therapy.

We have to put
our relationship first.

Yes. Yes.
- Okay?

I will, I promise. I will.
- Yes.

We have to promise
to be our whole selves.

A hundred percent of the time.

Are you sure?

Yes.
- Like a hundred percent?

You have to trust
that the peaceful,

calm parts of you
will still be there.

Alice! Alice!

Call Tasha right now and get us

the fuck out of here because I

am going to marry
the love of my life

today if it is the last
fucking thing that I do!

Go! Go, go, go, go!
- Okay, yes, ma'am.

Will you just say "please"?

Shane, can we use your phone?

optimistic music

Better?

Yes.
- Okay.

Yeah. [chuckles]

That's it.

Yes, Dre, and of course
I want you to come because...

I love you.

If I say it three times, will it
make up for not saying it

when I should've?

I love you.
- Yo, Dani.

I love you.

All right,
that's enough, bro.

Get off the phone.

You are rolling
way too hard for that.

I am not.

I don't even feel
anything right now.

I just love them.

Like, Dre is so nice.

And special and normal.

God, my jaw hurts.

You need candy.
You're rolling.

Here, guys. Uh, they didn't
have any Hi-Chews

but they had these.
- Ooh.

Yes.
- There you go.

Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

Is it...? Hi, hi.

Hi, everybody.

So, we're experiencing
a bit of a delay.

Um, seems the brides are stuck
in a refrigerator.

You know, I look at it like
Bette and Tina

took a long, winding road
to their marriage

so we're gonna take a long,
winding road to their ceremony.

And we'll do the whole
"I do" thing later.

Uh, other than that, enjoy
the open bar. That was me.

Whoo! Yeah!

And that's it, have fun.

Lots of snacks. Yeah. Okay.

I've been busy as a busy bee

Oh, my gosh.

Does she know that this
is like elevator music?

This is my fucking jam.

Oh, she's gone.

Man, I miss that Dani.

Wow.
- She gone-gone.

Look at her,
she looks so pretty.

You go, Dani. Drop it lower.

Aww.

You sure you're not feeling it?

Fly girls do it like this

Money and all the fly
shh you want

Fly girls do it like this

Watch your mouth,
check your tongue...

I don't know, I don't know...

I just, I really love
this song, right?

And it loves you. It loves you.

Nice meeting you, Sophie Suarez.
I'm out.

Nice... Nice...

Nice to meet you, too.

Fuck.

Are you hitting that?

You should. You should.
You should.

That-- that's Pippa Pascal.

She's, like, this super
principled Topanga Canyon,

like, hippie artist.
She dated Bette.

And she--
- Bette? Bette Porter?

Yes, Bette Porter.

And she totally thinks
I'm the devil,

but I love her.

Okay.
- She's, like, so pretty.

She's so pretty.
- Yeah, please go have some fun.

Yeah?
- Yes, go have fun.

I should go?
- Fun is so fun.

You think so?
- Yeah.

Oh, my God, okay, okay, okay.
Hold this, hold this.

Bye-bye!
- Do it, do it, do it!

Yeah.

Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.

W-What's wrong?

I just love Sophie.

Okay.

I never thought that
we'd be friends again.

But we are. We're like...
We're really friends.

You're rolling.
- Okay, yeah, I think

I'm feeling something now.
- Yeah.

Thank you.
- Absolutely. Be right back.

Hey, hey.

Are you leaving?

Like... for good?

I mean, they haven't
even gotten married yet.

You know, I'm happy for them,

but not happy enough
to wait this out.

Fair enough.

I mean, it's very evolved of you

to even show up at an ex's
wedding. I get it.

Oh, so you've been sniffing
around about me?

Just a little bit.

Mm-hmm, a little bit.

Okay...

But don't give me
too much credit.

I'm not exactly upset that
they're locked in a fridge.

You feel?
- Wow, okay.

This level of petty?
I really aspire to it.

It's good, it's good.

That'd be me. Well, as long as
it doesn't hurt anybody, right?

Right.

Well... before you go,

do you want to have
some harmless fun?

You know, real fast?
A little Tokyo Drift?

Congratulations.

Thank you!
- Bye!

I'm-a take that as a yes

I'll take that as a yes

Oh, my God.

Guys?

Over there.

Hey, guys? Hi!
- Hi!

Angie. Oh, my God!
It's so good to see you.

It's good to see you, too.

Are you okay?

Yeah.
- Yeah.

Hi. Congratulations
on your big day.

What the fuck is he doing here?

Thanks for asking.

Yeah, I was thinking about our
conversation we had earlier.

Uh-huh.
- And I decided that

all you need to do is just
to get to know him better.

No. No.

I don't need to get
to know him better, okay?

So, unless he's willing to
acknowledge the power dynamics,

then there's really nothing
to discuss, for fuck's sake.

I'm just gonna go.
- No, no, no, no, please.

Yeah.
- No.

Please, please, please.

Angie, this-this was a mistake.
- Hendrix,

it's not a mistake.
- Hey, I would've loved

to spend more time with you
before I go,

but I don't think--
- Go? Go where?

New York.

I'm moving there.

I'm sorry, what?
- Um, my book

got a bite from a pretty major
publishing house.

Oh, my God.
- And I-I was trying to find

the right time to tell you,
and I don't think...

I thought we had something real.

What the fuck
are you talking about?

Hey, hey, this--
- Don't do that.

Don't try to act like you
actually give a shit.

Okay, this is something real,
but I need

to focus on myself.

And my career.

And obviously I don't want

it to be this way, but--

No, have fun in New York
writing your fucking book.

I hope it gets better reviews
than the first one.

Because yikes.
- Okay,

you don't have
to be mean about it.

You know what?

Go fuck yourself, Hendrix!

somber music

I just...

Just... Just don't say
I told you so.

Yeah, it says it's idiot-proof,
but... I can't do it.

I hear that, but you need
to relax, babe.

The clock is literally ticking
on this sperm.

No, I just,
I-I feel like I'm dying

or something right now,
I-I can't breathe.

You're not gonna die.

Look, we're about to have
this cute little baby.

You can die after.

What if we do die after?

You know, the kid will be
so messed up, I just...

We're not gonna die.

You can't know that for sure.

Okay, well, we'll write a will.

pensive music

What if you die?
- Well, if I die,

I'm gonna take you with me.

No. During childbirth.
Or after.

I don't know enough about
your disability yet.

Are you fucking kidding me
right now? Seriously?

This is the conversation
we're having?

The heart is a muscle.

I mean, sure, there could
be complications, Micah.

But all of the doctors told--
- Labor is intense.

I can fucking handle it.

I want to talk about what
happens if you can't.

I don't want to talk about it.

Lost my way

To try to find you

Walked on ice
and then I fell through

Fallin' so fast...

Oh, my God.
This is exactly what I need.

Oh, shit. [laughing]

Dude, give me another.

Rough day?

My ex is here.

So, yeah.

They are missing out.

Yeah, no shit.

I wish I could see

All right.

Through your eyes

Can I brag?

Oh, you better.

The Hammer has offered me
my first career retrospective.

Oh, my God.

You're incredible.

Well, thank you.

Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.

And what about you?
I mean, how did you--

How did you start working

for Alice?
Like, what was your path?

Well, I made two social
justice-y docs...

Oh, that's what's up.

...coming out of grad school.

And then the second one
made its way to Sundance.

Okay.

Sundance.
- Yeah.

Sundance, we were there.

And Alice saw it,

and she was really impressed,

so she called me and I just
couldn't believe it was her

and she said,
"Hey, it's Alice Pieszecki,"

I died and...

Right.
- I've been working for her

ever since.

Wow. Wow. What a ride.

Yeah.
- What a ride.

So, what's next?

Well, actually...

uh, she just promoted me.

Nice.
- Yeah.

I meant though,
what are you making next?

Like what's your next doc about?

Oh, um... [laughs]

Eh? [laughs]

Um, I...

I guess I'm still trying
to figure that out.

Well, I applied
to this grant, but...

with the promotion, I just...

I don't think
it's the right time.

Mmm.

Is it ever the right time?

Just got to make a move, right?

Yeah.
- It's a winding road.

But you're on it.

gentle music

Really, cow?

Oh, my God.

Damn you, cow.

I guess we, uh,
should be making our way back.

Yeah, I guess.
- Yeah.

Good evening, ladies and sir.

Bye, cows.

So, uh, are you staying?

Um...

Can't leave now, can I?

upbeat music

I think I just
won the lottery...

You're so pretty.

Fuck, it's about time
you noticed.

I've just been, like,
standing next to you all day.

I always think you're pretty.

Oh, shit. My friend's here.
- Who?

G! What up, dude?

Rox, what's good?

It's so good to see you.

G-Flip, hi. How do
you two know each other?

Vegas.
- Vegas.

They were out of tonic
so I just went straight gin.

Thank you, darling.

Shut. Up.

I'm sorry, I love your show.

And you are like so much
prettier in person. Wow.

She's the hottest.

That's really sweet. Thank you.

I actually dated a lesbian
realtor named Gigi Ghorbani.

Do you know her?
- Oh, my God, yes.

I love her. I actually
want her for next season.

Baby, what's her fiancée's
name again?

I think it's Nat.
- Nat!

Yeah, remember she likes
public sex?

I love them.

I feel like they'd
be so perfect for the show.

Don't you guys think?
- Did you say...

Did you say fiancée? Fiancée?

Hey, are you okay?

We can go if you want.

Aha.

I knew I had gum.

Yo, focus.

Are you okay?

Do...

Gigi loves gum.

I think I did it.

What did you do?

I think I'm finally over her.

Ha!

Hell yeah, you are.

I wish this was real.

This is real.

No.

You're gonna go
back to Costa Rica

and you're gonna forget
about me.

I'm not.

Mm?

I got a condo in Echo Park.

No, you didn't.
- Yeah, I did.

I told you to call me
when your heart healed

and you called, so... I'm here.

Why didn't you tell me
this earlier?

Oh, 'cause you were talking
about Dre all day, I got...

some self-respect.

So, you're really staying?

Yeah.
- You're really...? For real?

Yeah, I really am.

Late night, sunset

Skin so sun-kissed

Get so high,
we feel so weightless...

Thank you for coming.

Surprised you called

since you ran away from me
the last time I saw you.

Well, it was an emergency,

so, you know, I put aside
my feelings...

...for the greater good.

Mm. Okay.
- Stand back.

One, two, three.

Oh, okay.

Oh, you're freezing.
- I know. I know.

Whoa.

Hey. How are you?
- Tasha, hey.

Thank you for saving us.
Oh, my God.

Yes, of course.

Please stay if you want.

Yeah, yeah. Thank you.

So good to see you.
- We got to go get ready.

All right, congratulations.

They want you to say.

See that?
- What?

That, right there.

That's how you greet a person
when they save you.

Or your kitten.

gentle music

Jesus, I am not ignoring you.
- Yeah.

Yeah, you are.
- Any of us could die

at any given moment.

Why won't you just admit that

it's different with you?
- That's how you see me?

Fragile? Breakable?
- No.

But we have to talk about this
before we have a baby.

I'm just so fucking confused why
you bring this up right now.

Because I didn't want to say
the wrong thing.

Just say what you need to say.
- What if you die

and our kid asks me why we had
them if we knew the risks?

You know what?

What the fuck?
What are you doing?

I am calling it off.
We're obviously not ready.

You can't just fucking
do that though.

You can't just make every life
decision without me.

You can't treat me like that.

dramatic music

Micah! Where are you going?

Micah!

Wait, Micah. Wait.

All around here,
the stakes are high

Ah, sometimes you're
disqualified...

Hey, Max, um...

It's, uh, it's Micah.

Can I, um...

Can I come over?

Just a splash.

Thank you. [sighs]

I see you, babe,
can't wait for later

My favorite flavor

Like a Life Saver...

Hey, um, so I have to
refill some potpourri

and I could use an extra
set of hands, with that.

Okay.

Just gonna borrow you.
Thank you.

I don't think I should
actually put my number down

just because of the fame
and all, you know?

You can fill this out,
don't nobody want to call you.

Okay, what is with the attitude?

Well, I am waiting
for an apology.

For what?
- When I came

to your house...
- Yeah?

...you thanked every single
firefighter but me.

Sorry, I'm sorry, that's funny.

It's not funny.

Your head is so far
up your own ass.

Oh, my God!
- And now that you're famous,

I mean, you are the worst!
- Okay, you know what?

You've really lost it.
- It's obvious now

because you just... You could
never handle my success.

No. No.
- And it is written all over you.

It seeps out of your pores.
- Not true. I did not want to be

your plus-one, you just wanted
someone to hold your damn purse

for you all the time.
- I am not gonna apologize

for having a career, Tasha.

Yeah, but even before
your career.

Before?

You were in love with Dana.

You talked about her so much,

felt like I knew her.

In a way.

What did you just say?

I'm sorry, I just--

Okay, Alice.

Yeah? Oh.
- Showtime.

Oh, my God, thank you so much.

Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, no problem.

You saved the day, really.

She saves everybody.
- Yeah.

All right, I'm gonna go
clean up the mess

and get out of your hair.
- Okay.

Okay, okay.
- Yeah, I know, I'm coming.

Okay, sorry.

And do it again

It wasn't really an emergency.

I figured that out.

Oh, right.

Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on.

One second, one second.
- Why? What?

Full disclosure,
my ex is here.

Okay.

We just broke up,
so it's complicated.

You're so cute.
I'm not trying to marry you,

I'm just trying to fuck you.

I'm married, already.

Oh.
- Yes, I have a husband

waiting for me in Glendale.

Okay, you didn't--
you didn't mention that.

I don't know if this is about
Glendale or about the husband,

but I'm gonna answer both.
Glendale is cool,

and so is the husband bit.

We love each other and we also
love to fuck other people.

Case in point.
- And that works?

Does it feel like it's working?

Yeah.

Okay, we were doing better
when we were kissing.

Come on and get it, baby

Tristan for Kimmy.
- Mm, go for Kimmy.

We are ready to get started.

I'm sorry. I got to go,

apparently the wedding
is beginning.

Thank you for a nice day.

No, thank you. I needed it.

I'll see you out there.
- Yeah.

You're so fucking predictable.

Oh, my God.
- Tess?

We are in position two.

sentimental music

Look.

They look good.
- Yeah.

You ready?
- Yes. Very ready.

Of course you fucked
the wedding planner.

Tess.

You are a womanizing

piece of shit, Shane!
- Oh, Christ, we got a wobbler.

I'm gonna need staff on standby

just in case this gets
a little messy.

Again?
- Let's not make a scene.

Let's go talk in private,
Tess. Please.

You think I'm mad at you?
- I'm sorry.

Just-- I'll handle it.
- I'm not mad at you!

Okay.
- I'm...

devastated!
- I know, I know, I know.

Let's go speak in private.
- You broke my fucking heart.

And you fucking killed
my mother.

Are you drunk?
- Jesus Christ. Yes, I'm drunk!

You'd have to be to put up with
all your shit! Oh, my God!

Okay, let's...
- No.

You and me, let's go talk.
- No, let go!

No, I don't want to talk
to you, let go!

Is she okay?

That tracks.
That tracks for today.

Okay, let me help you.

I don't want your help.
- Hey, hey, I got it, I got it.

I can do it myself.
- I'm too high for this shit.

This particular friend group
is full of drama.

It's sloppy.

It's okay.

Come on. Let's get you
cleaned up, okay?

Okay.

Hey.

Hey, any ladies
out there want to be

Shane McCutcheon's
next conquest, huh?

Oh, that's just great.
- It's okay. Hey, hey, hey. Hey.

somber music

Tess, will you just
hold up a second?

Look, let me help you, okay?

No, thank you.

I know what you're feeling, I...

No, you don't.

Yes, I do.
I've been there, okay?

I think if we just...

Hey, let's just go to a meeting.

I don't want to go to a meeting.

Okay, I get it, but, um...

I don't want to be sober.

Okay? I just want to have fun
with my friends.

You know?
- Tess...

No, don't.

This isn't you.
- Don't look at me with that...

cute little face, okay?

Tess, look, just...

Fuck this wedding.

Let me just take you home.

Let's go home.
- I don't want to go there.

Ever again, okay? I'm...

I'm happy.

No, you're not.
- I'm happy.

Tess.
-

Hey.
- Hey.

You want a ride?

Oh, my God, yes.
- Let's go.

No, Tess...

Tess, get out of the car!

Tess, I'm not kidding.
- Finley,

you need to let me go.

No, absolutely fucking not.

Get out of the car!
- Let me go. Let me go. Drive.

Do not start that car!
Tess, get out of the car!

Stop it.

Tess, please! Tess! Fuck!

Whoo! Bye, Finley!

Oh, fuck.

Okay...

Hmm.

It's great. We'll just call it
a statement piece.

I'm sorry,
I ruined your wedding.

It's not your fault.
- No, it is.

I'm just glad you're okay.

Yeah.

Look, I mean...

We've done worse.

We have?
- Of course.

Yeah, you left Carmen
at the altar.

Right.
- You dated that vampire.

Oh. Oof.
- Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

I left you for Carrie.

It's okay, I slept
with Candace in jail.

The carpenter.
- The carpenter, mm.

Yeah, and we got through
all that, so...

Are we doing this?
- Should we do this?

Yes.
- Let's do it.

Thank you, ugh.
- Thank Christ.

"Your Lovin's Got the Best
of Me" by Jean Wells

Ooh, ooh, baby...

Okay, places, everybody.

Places.
This is showtime, people.

Here we go. Phase two.
We're feeling good.

We're smiling,
even if we don't want to.

I know I am. Just kidding.
I'm happy to be here.

Ooh, baby

Your lovin's got
the best of me

I want some hearts

But, ooh, this time

I'm ready and willing
to give up mine

I couldn't resist you

When you turned me on

A fool gets enough

Hot burnin' love

Ooh

Ooh, baby

Your lovin's got
the best of me

Bette.

Bette Porter.

You are everything to me.

Your fierce passion
inspires all of us.

To stand boldly
in our convictions

and fight for each other
when no one else will.

And to love with everything
that we have.

Bette, you are my first,
my second...

...and my third love.

And today I vow

that you will be my last.

Tina Kennard...

Your name still gives me butterflies.

From the moment we met,

my soul has burned brighter
because of you.

You are the sun at the center
of my universe.

You are my home.

Thank you for your warmth,

your wisdom,
and your steadiness.

Thank you for Angie.

And thank you for loving me.

And I vow to love
and care for you

for the rest of our days,

with all that I am.

sentimental music

I can see it all from here

Sunlight, eyes right...

With this ring, I thee wed.

Crystalize my atmosphere...

And with this ring,

I thee wed.

I love you.

I love you, too.

By the power vested in me
by ordainmefast.net,

I now pronounce you
married for life!

This is it, this is now

Every heartbeat...

This is it

This is now

Everything I never knew
I wanted

This is it

Ooh...

This is now

Ooh

This is it

We used to chase
the golden sun

Wait.

Sunlight, eyes right...

Tasha.

Hey.
- Hey.

Um, look, I didn't include your
number on that incident report,

but if something comes up--
- I'm sorry.

Wow.

I-I'm... I never...

I don't think I've heard you use
those words with me before.

I just... I don't know if this

is really gonna make
a difference at this point,

but I-I need you
to hear something.

When I lost Dana,
it really did almost kill me.

And I... and I did make my life
really, really busy

so I wouldn't have
to think about her.

So, I get why you left.

Uh... Thank you.

And, uh, you're right.

About you getting famous, um...

You know, it all just moved
a little too fast for me

and, you know, I'm just not
from that world and...

Of course, I get it. I know.

I know.

Uh...

I'm gonna let you get back
to your party, but...

What do you...
Well, do you want to...?

Do you want to dance?

Do you have, like,
a fire to put out or...?

Like...
- That's not what I...

That's not what you thought
I was gonna say?

No.
- Because I don't mean like...

Ah.
- I don't want to go, like,

cut a rug, I just want to like
maybe just one dance, with me.

Ooh, ooh...

Yeah, I would like that.

Really? Okay.
- Yeah. One dance, though.

One.
- Okay, yeah, I won't--

I won't keep you all night.
- Okay.

Is this on all the time?

Your walkie?
- Yes, it is. I'm working.

Can I do like one emergency?
- Absolutely not, no.

Just not like, "Oh, my God,
we need everybody, hurry"?

No?
- No.

"Lovers Land"
by Margaret Lewis

Think of the future

Forget about the past...

I can't believe
we finally did this.

I know, I know...

It was worth the wait.

Our love will last

Ev'ry day

Ev'ry day...

Yeah, anyway,
so he's a piece of shit.

He's moving to New York,
so I don't care.

So are you glad
you broke his window?

Yes.
- Good.

I am so glad that
I broke his window.

That guy's a narcissist.

Agreed.

Want to dance?

Maybe later.

I'm gonna call Bella.

Um, I need to apologize to her.
I fucked up.

Thanks a lot.

I know someone
will dance with you.

You promise?

Let me know how it goes.

Okay. Bye.
- Love you.

Love you, too.

Wait, so is it
month to month, or...?

Oh, no. I-I bought it,
it's mine.

I'm staying.

Sorry, I'm coming down
and I-I'm just having a...

a hard time believing this.

Oh, it's real.

I'm real.

Hi.

Hey.

I'm sorry.

No, no, none of that
was your fault.

No, not... Not about that,
I just...

There's obviously a lot
going on with Tess

I didn't know about and I...

I definitely...

shouldn't have yelled at you,
on Halloween.

I was out of line. I'm sorry.

All is forgiven.

Yeah.

Will you let me know
if you hear from her?

Yeah.

You want to dance?

What do you say?

Okay. Sure.

Come on.

And if yours are the same...

I need to say hi.

What's up?
- How are you?

I'm good.

Good to see you again.
- You, too.

Lead me on

Lead me
on

Lead me on...

Let's go back to the room.

Mm. Yes, please.

Lead me on

Oh, baby, lead me on

Lead me on

Come on and lead me on

You've got go to be fucking
kidding me right now.

Of course.

That's okay.

I'd rather walk,

with my wife.

Me, too.

I was so stupid
when I let you go

But honestly, baby

I was far too young to know

All these years
I've been searching...

You know, we could get a room.

We could.

But it's nice to have something
to look forward to.

Uh-huh.
- All right.

Yes.
- Player players.

Must've been
something calling

Can't sleep, can't sleep

Keep me up till the morning

Can't sleep, can't sleep...

Dani.

Yeah?

I just gotta know

Gotta know

'Cause when the sun
goes down

And I'm looking behind...

It's Tess.

Hi, where are you?

Hi, this is
the L.A. Police Department.

Is this Sarah Finley?
- Is she okay? What?

I'm calling
regarding Tess Van De Berg.

Uh, yeah.

Quite some distance
left to go

Was today everything
you dreamed it would be?

Yes.

Really?
- It was perfect.

Yeah, it was,
in a weird way.

But, darling...

I hope our friends
get to feel this someday.

Yeah. Me, too. They deserve it.

Must've been
something calling

Can't sleep, can't sleep

Keep me up till the morning

Can't sleep, can't sleep

I can still hear you talking

I just gotta know

Gotta know

'Cause when
the sun goes down

And I'm looking behind

What I need

You're what I need

When the stars get high

And I'm looking behind

You're what I need

You're what
I need

Yeah, you give me that spark

Give me that fire,
give me that glow

And you're taking me places

That nobody goes