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(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
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ROBIN: Calling all Titans!
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Please assemblein the living room...
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For an ice cream sundae bar!
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-Ice cream?
-Did he scream "ice cream?"
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He did scream the "ice cream."
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We all screamed "ice cream."
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ALL: Ice cream!
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Wait a second.
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I see no cream of ice.
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No you don't.
Because there is none.
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-This, is a meeting.
-But dude, that's the opposite
of ice cream.
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(LAUGHING)
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We fell for the ole
sundae-bar but really it's
a boring meeting switcheroo.
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I fooled you all into coming
so I could show you something
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I've been working
very hard on.
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-(FANFARE PLAYING)
-The Rules of Robin.
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ALL: Boo!
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-Ba-boo!
-I said, "Boo!"
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Boo, boo, boo.
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You don't even know
what you're booing yet.
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Well, it's a big book with
your name on it.
That's all we need to know.
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It's a strict rule book
on how to follow rules.
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"Rule number one:
Follow the rules."
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(ALARM BLARING)
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I'll read the rest of
the rules on the way.
Titans, go!
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"Rule 213: Apples are to be
eaten bottom to top.
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"No more of this
sideways nonsense.
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"And when disposing
of the stem..."
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-Aaaahh! (THUD)
-Oh, no.
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Not him.
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(SCREAMING)
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(CRASHING)
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You am safe from
fireless building now.
No thanks to Nibor.
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(SCREAMING)
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Why's that dude saving that
other dude from nothing?
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(SCREAMING)
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And why does he look
exactly like you?
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Except, slightly
more handsome.
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(LIGHT R&B MUSIC PLAYING)
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Yeah.
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"Rule 75:
I'm the handsome one."
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And he's from Bizarro World,
where everyone is the opposite
of someone here.
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ROBIN: He's my opposite.
Lacking my intelligence,
leadership
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and incredible
athletic ability.
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Ahh!
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ROBIN: Urgh!
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Ah! Everyone, this is Nibor.
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Goodbye, bad to meet you all.
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Rude. So, so, rude.
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That's Bizarro-speak.
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He usually says the opposite
of what he really means.
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So, for him,
up actually means...
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Sideways?
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No, Beast Boy.
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Backwards.
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Keep trying.
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-Uh, lawnmower?
-(LAWNMOWER NOISES)
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No.
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What are you
doing here, Nibor?
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Bizarro Titans say, me do
great job as leader
and they kick me out.
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So now Nibor
protect Jump City.
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(DOG BARKING) Oh, no.
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Dog be held hostage!
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-(PUNCHING)
-(SCREAMING)
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Maybe we should take him back
to the Tower, until we figure
out what to do with him.
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(DOG BARKING)
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How dare you let me into your
ugly home.
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(GASPING)
If you don't like it, bro,
then you can get out.
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No, Beast Boy.
He's saying he likes
our place.
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Opposite-speak, remember?
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Perhaps we should converse
more with Nibor,
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to better understand this
strange and inconsistent
manner of speech.
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GAMESHOW HOST:
It's the "Backward Talk" game.
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Where contestants
battle it out to try to guess
what Nibor is really saying.
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Me hate justice and want
to set all criminals free.
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So, you love justice and want
all criminals in jail.
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(CHUCKLING) It's kind of fun.
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HOST: That's right Cyborg.
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-Ooh, let me try.
-Me hate pizza.
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No way, pizza is great!
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HOST: Ooh, that's
gonna cost ya.
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No, Beast Boy, he means
me love pizza.
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HOST: Now that's more like it.
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Yes, yes, yes. Me hate pizza.
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You're so wrong, bro!
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So wrong!
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I can't even
look at your face.
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Pizza's so good.
That warm cheese when it goes
down your throat.
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HOST: And that's all the time
we have for
the "Backward Talk" game.
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Okay, Titans.
Time for more
Rules of Robin.
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"Rule 52: A superhero must
train a minimum of three
times a day."
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(ALL GROANING)
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Ooh, me train. Watch.
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(SNORING)
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Whoa.
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I totally get him now.
I wanna train like Nibor.
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Me too!
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(SNORING)
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Way ahead of you. (SNORING)
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I never knew that training
could be so nice.
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Argh!
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This is the opposite
of training.
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We're just following
Nibor's lead.
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If Nibor wants to stay,
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he has to follow the rules.
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Nibor promise to follow rules.
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Thank you. Now,
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let's get back to
The Rules of Robin.
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(ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)
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NIBOR: Calling all Titans!Please report to living roomfor three hours of cardio.
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Cardio!
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Who's ready to get sweaty?
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Have a seat, Robin.
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A seat?
But, uh, that's the opposite
of cardio.
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Yes. We have called you here
under false pretenses
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to tell you we are
making Nibor our new leader.
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-What?
-Me promise to be a cruel
and unfair leader.
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-But rule 637 states...
-Sorry, bruh, we like
Nibor's rules better.
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He doesn't have any.
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Don't take it personally.
We just like the opposite
of you better.
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Look, guys,
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-there's a reason
I have so many rules.
-(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
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It's so I can get the best
from each of you
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and if Nibor becomes
your leader,
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this team will take
a big step backwards.
Literally.
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Backwards? (GASPS)
Robin, you just helped me
realize something.
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Yes?
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Nibor is Robin
spelled backwards.
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That's crazy.
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(SIGHS) I'll just go somewhere
I'm appreciated.
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I never thought I'd have to
use this.
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-Wah!
-(ALARM BLARING)
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(BEEPING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(WOOSHING)
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Aah!
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Aah!
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(DEVICE BEEPING)
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ALL:
Not reporting for duty, sir.
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I don't know why I didn't
come here years ago.
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You guys are everything
I ever wanted in a team.
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The exact opposite of my team.
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Grobyc.
The opposite of Cyborg.
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Quiet, thoughtful
and 99% human.
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Nevar. The opposite of Raven.
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Great attitude, smiles a lot,
into spring fashion trends.
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Boy Beast.
The opposite of Beast Boy.
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Smart as a whip
and a real go getter,
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with the ability to turn into
any boy in the world.
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And Erifrats.
The opposite of Starfire.
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(BELCHES)
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Well, maybe not everyone
is an improvement.
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Me put you in friend zone.
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(KISSING AND SLURPING)
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Stay back! Now,
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tell me why you
got rid of Nibor.
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Nibor never always
want to train.
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Only eat the junk food
and sleep.
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Me need structure.
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Then do I have a book for you.
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What do you think?
Can I be your new leader?
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ALL: No!
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Now, let's follow some rules.
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Bizarro Titans, go!
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Excellent form on those
hurdles, Grobyc.
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Aah!
He compliment Grobyc's form.
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Who he not think he is?
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You're doing amazing, Nevar.
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Hm. How polite.
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Almost there, Boy Beast.
Keep it up!
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Him too nice. Aah!
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Great job, guys.
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(MUTTERING ANGRILY)
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Great work today, team!
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You really outdid yourselves.
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We enjoying your leadership
very much, Robin.
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Thank you.
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And me feelings for you
have not changed at all.
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Wait, is that backwards talk?
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No.
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Was that backwards talk?
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-Yes.
-Hmm, very confusing.
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But, I'm going to assume,
you all love me.
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Now, excuse me while I
work up that new training
regimen.
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I am just, loving these
Bizarro Titans.
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Ugh! Me did not know that
Robin such inspirational and
great leader.
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What am we do then?
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Me not have the plan.
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Am you enjoying
training, Titans?
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Ha ha!
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Man, making Nibor team leader
was the best idea
we've ever had.
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Training time am over, Nibor.
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Bizarro Titans and... Robin?
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What are you doing here?
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Ah, nothing much.
They just brought me over here
to tell you personally,
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what a great job I'm doing
and how they never want me
to leave.
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That is what the
Bizarro's said?
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Yes.
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00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,384
The backwards talking guys
told you how much
they love you?
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They wouldn't stop saying
how much they love me...
Argh!
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(SCREAMS DELIRIOUSLY)
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We am healthy and rested
of Robin.
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-Give us back Nibor, later!
-Aah!
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Listen up,
you backward bozo's.
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00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:01,499
We don't want Robin.
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ROBIN: Aah!
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We want him very much.
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00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:06,871
ROBIN: Aah!
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00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:07,972
You keep him.
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00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,575
(SCREAMING)
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00:10:11,543 --> 00:10:12,977
Start!
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00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:17,248
Me did not know Bizarro Titans
care so little about Nibor.
214
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,417
Me am sorry for not leaving.
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00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:24,155
It okay, Nibor,
you know we always
hate you.
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00:10:26,558 --> 00:10:27,659
Urgh!
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00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:35,333
Come off, guys.
Let's not go home.
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00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,334
(BEEPS)
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