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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,773 --> 00:00:08,207 - Hey, sniggles. 2 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:11,577 - Hey. 3 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:13,045 Glad you're home. 4 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:14,113 I made you some lemon chicken. 5 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:15,180 - Oh, yeah? Good. Good. 6 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,215 I'm starving. 7 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:17,783 - Good. 8 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:19,651 - Hi. 9 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:21,253 Raymond, I saw the car. 10 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:23,288 Are you hungry? 11 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:25,290 - Oh, marie, I already made him some lemon chicken. 12 00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:26,325 - Yeah, but you know how he loves 13 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:28,627 My spaghetti and meatballs. 14 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:31,597 - Yeah, ray, go ahead. 15 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:33,232 If you want spaghetti and meatballs, go ahead. 16 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:34,633 - No, no, the lemon chicken. 17 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:36,101 I mean, I'm eating the lemon chicken. 18 00:00:36,103 --> 00:00:37,403 - Look, eat what you want, 19 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:40,406 'cause I can wrap this up for later. 20 00:00:43,076 --> 00:00:47,346 - What? Nobody cares, right? 21 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:49,348 Well, give me the meatballs. 22 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:52,251 - There. 23 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:53,552 - Great, great, great. 24 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,221 - All right, debra, sit down. There's plenty. 25 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:59,425 Here, let me get rid of that for you. 26 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:04,530 - Hi, I'm ray. 27 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:08,634 And I live here in long island with my wife debra... 28 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:12,805 My six-year-old daughter and twin two-year-old boys. 29 00:01:12,807 --> 00:01:15,374 - My parents... 30 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:25,484 Live across the street. 31 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:39,198 Live across the street. 32 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,234 - How's it going on mount everest? Heh. 33 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:45,637 Anybody die yet? 34 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:48,440 - Just go watch your sports, okay? 35 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:57,850 - What? What did I do? 36 00:01:57,852 --> 00:01:59,184 What? 37 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:01,753 - You...You... 38 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,490 Picked your mom's spaghetti and meatballs 39 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:05,824 Over my lemon chicken. 40 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,495 - Wait--wait a minute. 41 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:12,631 You--you said, "have whatever you want." 42 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,632 - I know. 43 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,668 It's just... 44 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:17,736 I don't know. It's-- 45 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:19,138 Oh, forget it. It's stupid. 46 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:20,873 Just forget it, okay? 47 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:27,746 What the hell is wrong with my lemon chicken? 48 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:30,415 - Nothing. Nothing. 49 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:31,416 It's fine. 50 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:32,718 - "fine"? - Yeah. 51 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,453 - God, why didn't you just come out and say it? 52 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:36,421 You hate my cooking. 53 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:37,422 - No, I don't. 54 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:40,626 Come on; you're very... 55 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,594 Hey, since when do you care so much about cooking? 56 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,229 - I don't. 57 00:02:44,231 --> 00:02:45,797 I don't. My mother cares about cooking. 58 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:48,800 - All right, then why are we talking about it? 59 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:51,937 - Because I care about it, okay? 60 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,539 I don't want to care about it. 61 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:55,474 It's just...Ugh. 62 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:58,410 It's the one thing that I'm sensitive about. 63 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,712 - The one thing? 64 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:05,918 - All right, the big thing. 65 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:08,187 It's--look, all I'm saying 66 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:09,655 Is that, you know, 67 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:11,623 Given everything that I do around here, 68 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:12,925 Why do I care so much 69 00:03:12,927 --> 00:03:15,194 That I can't make spaghetti and meatballs 70 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:18,597 For my husband as good as his mother? 71 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,299 - Because... 72 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:22,534 Because you're a good wife. 73 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:26,238 - Don't you ever, ever call me that again. 74 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,481 - Oh, frank, 75 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:38,850 What are you doing, putting back an empty thing? 76 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,485 - That's not empty. 77 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,588 There's some left there. 78 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:44,223 - Two drops? 79 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:46,625 Who's going to drink two drops of juice? 80 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:49,228 - I am. 81 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:51,230 - All right. 82 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:54,266 Let me pour you a nice glass of juice. 83 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:57,603 Say when. 84 00:03:57,605 --> 00:04:00,239 - Right there's... 85 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:01,340 Perfect! 86 00:04:05,678 --> 00:04:08,447 Ahh! 87 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:10,382 That was good. 88 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:13,785 I think I'll save the rest for later. 89 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,287 - Hey. - Hi. 90 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:16,388 - Here's your pot. 91 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,023 - You hungry? - No, no. 92 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:20,926 Well, you got any more of those, uh, meatballs? 93 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:24,529 - Yeah. I'll make you a sandwich. 94 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:25,931 - Yeah. Yeah. 95 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:26,965 Hey, let me ask you something. 96 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,900 How do you make those meatballs? 97 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,369 - What do you mean? 98 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:33,438 - I mean, uh, you know, I know there's meat... 99 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,608 And there's balling... 100 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,310 But what do you put in it? 101 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:39,845 Is there, like, a recipe or something? 102 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:42,281 - I stopped using a recipe years ago. 103 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:44,049 I cook from here. 104 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:46,885 - And you nag from here. 105 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:49,321 Hey, how about a sandwich for me? 106 00:04:53,559 --> 00:04:56,028 - Here. 107 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:59,731 You can wash it down with that. 108 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:02,534 What do you, put, like, oregano in it and-- 109 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,303 - All of a sudden, you want to know how to cook. 110 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:05,304 What's wrong with you? 111 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:08,040 - It's not for me. 112 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:10,342 I want to get the recipe for debra. 113 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,777 - What are you saying, raymond, 114 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:14,079 That debra wants to learn my way 115 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,448 Of cooking spaghetti and meatballs for you? 116 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,050 - I think, yeah. 117 00:05:18,052 --> 00:05:21,353 - That's wonderful. 118 00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:23,889 - All right. So give me the recipe, then. 119 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:26,325 - Oh, no, no. She can't learn from a recipe. 120 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:27,659 I'll have to go over there and show her. 121 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,761 - No. No, no, no, no. 122 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,963 No show. No showing. No. Come on. 123 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,665 Just give me the recipe. I'll give it to her. 124 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,901 - That's nonsense. I'd love to show her. 125 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,636 You go tell her that we're gonna spend 126 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:38,737 The whole afternoon together. 127 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:39,738 - Today? 128 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,973 - Yeah, of course. 129 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:42,874 - Good, that'll give me time 130 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,743 To finish my sandwich. 131 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:51,650 - Hey, baby bop. 132 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:53,051 - Hey. 133 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:57,622 - You know, listen, 134 00:05:57,624 --> 00:05:59,591 I was thinking about what you said last night. 135 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:00,592 - Mm-hmm. 136 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:01,693 What if we just asked my mother 137 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,395 To come over and show you 138 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:05,030 How to make those meatballs, huh? Whatever. 139 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,432 That--that way, you would feel better 140 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:09,034 Because you know how to do it, 141 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,136 And that-- that's better, right? 142 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,604 What if she just comes over 143 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,005 And just shows you how to do it, huh? 144 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,474 What do you think about that? 145 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,576 - That would be horrible. 146 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:19,578 - Oh, boy. 147 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,580 - What? 148 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:22,881 - Hi, dear. 149 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,617 I'm so glad you want help. 150 00:06:32,925 --> 00:06:36,461 - I'm a good person. Really, I am. 151 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,797 - Well, here's your official 152 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:42,033 Marie barone spaghetti and meatballs kit, 153 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:45,404 Marie barone included. 154 00:06:45,406 --> 00:06:46,905 Good luck. 155 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,509 - You know, marie, 156 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:51,877 You don't have to go to all this trouble. 157 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:56,715 That this is something you really want to learn. 158 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,417 - Yeah, I'm sure he told you that. 159 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:01,186 I'm sure he would love for me to cook like you, 160 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:02,554 Sure he would love for me to be you. 161 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,423 - [laughs] 162 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:05,757 Well, let's start with the meatballs 163 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:09,461 And see how far we get. 164 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:11,563 - Look, ma, maybe this isn't a good time. 165 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,498 - No, no, no, ray, you want me to learn how to cook. 166 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,599 I'm gonna learn how to cook. 167 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:15,801 - You know what? 168 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:17,169 I'll go watch the ball game with robert, 169 00:07:17,171 --> 00:07:18,537 And then, if you need me-- 170 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:21,540 Okay, okay. 171 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:24,476 - You're in craptown, huh? 172 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:26,044 - Meet the mayor. 173 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,515 - All right, now... 174 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:32,517 To make the perfect meatball, 175 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:35,754 The most important ingredient is the love. 176 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:39,691 Without the love, it's just a ball of meat. 177 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:44,029 - "ball of meat." - right. 178 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:46,498 This is the most essential thing. 179 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,066 Without this, you can't do anything. 180 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:51,970 - Well, it depends on how much is left, dear. 181 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,941 - All right, marie. - Okay. 182 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,976 - There. - Good. 183 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,178 - Okay, do your stuff. I'm watching. 184 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,947 - No, no, no, I'm here for you, 185 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,615 But you're the cook. 186 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,984 - Oh, honey, I know you can do it. 187 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:06,985 - Oh, I don't know. 188 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:10,222 - No. Oh, now, honey, 189 00:08:10,224 --> 00:08:13,258 Meat is nothing to be afraid of. 190 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,595 - Okay. - All right. 191 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:19,531 - Stand back, lady. I'm goin' in. 192 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:22,100 Now, what do you call this again? 193 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,835 - Ha-ha-ha-ha! 194 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:30,242 - All righty. 195 00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:35,647 - Yeah? - Wow! Yeah, they're good! 196 00:08:35,649 --> 00:08:38,550 - Yes? Oh... 197 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,118 - I mean, they're good. They're really good. 198 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,753 - Well, thank you. I made them myself. 199 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,688 I mean, you know, your mom talked me through them, 200 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:46,124 But I made them; and you know what? 201 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:47,259 She was really great about it, 202 00:08:47,261 --> 00:08:48,994 And we really had fun. 203 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,795 - Fun with my mother? - Yeah. 204 00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:52,998 - Well, that's great, and this is great. 205 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,866 - Oh. Hoo-hoo! Good. 206 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,167 - They're great. - Okay. 207 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:57,536 Come on, kids, dinner. 208 00:08:57,538 --> 00:09:00,138 We're having mommy's meatballs, huh? 209 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:07,012 - You did it. 210 00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:11,616 Wow! Wow! Wow! 211 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,925 - Maybe I sauteed the garlic too long. 212 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:22,027 Was that the weird taste? 213 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,129 - Come on, look, we went over this ten times, 214 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:25,764 And remember what we decided? 215 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,767 I don't care. 216 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,902 - Come on, how bad were they? 217 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,104 - They're not bad. They're not bad. 218 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,607 They're different from my mother's, that's all. 219 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,108 You know what? They might even be better. 220 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,778 - Oh, better. You spit them out. 221 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,212 - All right. Okay. 222 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:43,982 Look, maybe you got the recipe wrong, okay? 223 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,317 That's all. 224 00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:46,651 - How could I get the recipe wrong? 225 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:48,753 She was right there with me. 226 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,755 - Well, maybe my mother forgot to tell you 227 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,358 Something you were supposed to put in it. 228 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,127 - Yeah. Yeah, maybe she forgot. 229 00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:04,102 Or maybe... 230 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,104 - What? 231 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,741 - Yeah, maybe she... 232 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:10,942 Eyecch! Huh? 233 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,143 - No. - Huh? 234 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,613 - No. 235 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:15,614 No. 236 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:16,781 - No, ray? 237 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,650 Oh, you don't think it's possible 238 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:21,953 That she deliberately sabotaged my meatballs, huh? 239 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,955 - Do you hear yourself? - Ray. 240 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,256 - Are you listening to yourself? 241 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:26,758 - Ray, this is the same woman 242 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,293 That walked in to my thanksgiving dinner 243 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:31,630 With her own turkey. 244 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,231 - That's 'cause you made fish. 245 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,666 - You told me you liked the fish! 246 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:37,135 - All right, look, okay, listen to me. 247 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,270 I know. I know cooking is the-- 248 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:42,107 The one thing that you're sensitive about, okay? 249 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,108 - Yeah. - Yeah. 250 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,010 But this is crazy, 251 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:49,414 Crazy, crazy, crazy stuff here, okay? 252 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,016 There's no-- there's no conspiracy. 253 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,918 No, no, no. Listen. 254 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:58,223 The meatballs are not exactly like my mother's, 255 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:01,893 And I'm saying to you... 256 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,995 We have a house. 257 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:07,098 We have a car. 258 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,969 Our student loans are paid off. 259 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:14,205 You should be able to sleep! 260 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:18,309 Good night! 261 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:25,450 - You're right. I'm sorry. 262 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,318 Good night. - Night. 263 00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:44,069 - [quietly] hello. 264 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,438 Just want to return a spoon. 265 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,012 [door closes] 266 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:09,160 - Ooh! - Aah! 267 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:11,930 - Debra? 268 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,098 - Robert. 269 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,833 - Problem? 270 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,367 - Oh, no. No, no. 271 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,837 Um, ahem, I was just returning this spoon, 272 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,371 And I didn't know where your mother kept it, 273 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,473 So I was just looking around. 274 00:12:21,475 --> 00:12:23,842 - Oh. Oh. 275 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,044 Right here. 276 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,812 - Okay. 277 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:29,047 Great. Thanks. 278 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,483 Good night. 279 00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:34,786 - Debra. - Hmm? 280 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:37,922 - Were you really here just for the spoon? 281 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,190 - Well, uh... 282 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,892 - 'cause, you know, 283 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,494 I've dealt with my fair share of break-ins, 284 00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:45,230 And, uh, I have to tell ya... 285 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,298 It's never the spoon. 286 00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:57,809 - Well, all right. 287 00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:01,312 Um, actually, I--I just wanted to take a look 288 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,782 At your mom's meatball recipe, 289 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,483 'cause I tried to make 'em, and, uh... 290 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,085 - Yeah, yeah. 291 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:11,156 I heard your meatballs stink. 292 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,424 - No, they don't stink. 293 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,960 - That's not the word on the street. 294 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:23,568 - Robert, I--I just want to make 'em... 295 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,003 Perfect, you know? 296 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,839 Did you ever want to get something just perfect? 297 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:31,276 - Sure, like when you wash your car keys. 298 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,244 - Yeah. 299 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,313 - You ever smell your keys? 300 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,215 - Robert, could you do me a favor? 301 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,483 Could you just show me 302 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,552 Where your mom keeps the recipes? 303 00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:42,120 'cause I just--I just wanted to--to see 304 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:45,023 If I jotted it down correctly. 305 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,826 - You want me to give you my mom's recipe? 306 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,828 - Please, robert? 307 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,896 I mean, I can't explain it. 308 00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:54,299 I just feel like second best. 309 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,234 - Second best? 310 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,903 I can explain it to you. 311 00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,880 All right. 312 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,081 I think I know where she keeps 'em. 313 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,616 - Thanks. - Okay? 314 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:51,890 - Okay, here it is: 315 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,558 The box. 316 00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:57,028 - I don't think this is the right box. 317 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,230 - Oh, no. This is the box. 318 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,431 This is where she keeps her stuff 319 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,902 For when she--you know. 320 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:10,241 - Oh, my god. It's recipes. 321 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,243 Stuffed shells, 322 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,912 Steak pizzaola. 323 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,547 - Yeah, ray loves the pizzaola. 324 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:19,117 - Eggplant parmesan, meatballs. 325 00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,519 - There you go. - Okay, let's see. 326 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,324 Oh, no. 327 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,493 - What? 328 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:29,560 - It's exactly the same. 329 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,163 This is exactly what she told me. 330 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,464 - Well, that's good, isn't it? 331 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,467 - Yeah. Yeah, it's great. 332 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,137 The only thing different is me. 333 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,471 - Well, uh... 334 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,240 C-come on, deb. 335 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,510 You just need some practice, that's all. 336 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:46,978 Hey, it took me a long time 337 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,113 To get my keys to smell right. 338 00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,590 - Oh, now what? 339 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,626 You're runnin' away to cooking school? 340 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,161 - Nope. 341 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,563 I'm packin' up your mother's stuff. 342 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,565 I can't cook. I shouldn't have tried. 343 00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,234 - What are you talkin' about? 344 00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:11,436 - I saw the recipe. 345 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,504 - What? 346 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,039 - Yes, ray. I snuck over there. 347 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,241 I saw the hatbox, I found the recipe, 348 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,243 And they're exactly the same. 349 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,312 - You went over there? - Yes. 350 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,747 - Tonight? - Yes. 351 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:27,085 Yes, and now I know that I can't cook, so I'm giving up, 352 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,287 'cause I don't have the love. 353 00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:33,024 - You--you snuck over there? 354 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,625 You went through her things? 355 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,594 I gotta tell you something, okay? 356 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,329 Say what you want about my mother-- 357 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,665 "oh, your mother!"-- yeah, my mother. 358 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,066 My mother came over here, 359 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,434 And she spent the whole day 360 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,303 Showing you how to make the meatballs, okay? 361 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,438 That's my mother. 362 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,141 Huh? 363 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:53,244 Debra? 364 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,747 - Ray, what is this? - What? 365 00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:58,049 - This bottle of basil that your mother gave me 366 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,284 Has another label underneath. 367 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,353 - "tuh-rag-on." 368 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,522 - Tarragon. 369 00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:12,096 - Oh, that's--that's your weird taste. 370 00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:14,799 - Uh-huh. 371 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,167 - That's not in the recipe, is it? 372 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,369 - [laughing] no! 373 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,570 - Oh, my god. 374 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,206 - Uh-huh. Okay, ray? Okay? 375 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,142 That's your mother! 376 00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,676 - I don't get it. 377 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,645 - Do you still think she's trying to help me? 378 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,447 - Listen, why would she go to all that trouble? 379 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,149 Isn't it easier to leave out an ingredient? 380 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,683 - For an amateur! 381 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,553 My god! This even looks like basil! 382 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,589 Look at the label. It fits perfectly on here. 383 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:42,260 My god, you know, this is the work of an evil genius. 384 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,528 - I don't get it. I don't get it. 385 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,263 - You know what I don't get? 386 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:48,366 I don't get that you couldn't see my side of this! 387 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:51,335 You're so busy defending your saint of a mother 388 00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:52,637 That you make me out 389 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:55,573 To be some kind of ungrateful nut case! 390 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,708 Well, who's the nut case now, ray? 391 00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:00,645 Who's the nut case now? 392 00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:11,322 - Raymond, what happened? 393 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,191 Why did you call? Is everybody okay? 394 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,226 - Yeah. - You hungry? 395 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,361 - No. 396 00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:18,663 - Then what's wrong? 397 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:22,200 - This, ma. What is this? 398 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:25,536 - This--this is a jar of tarragon. 399 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:29,107 Why? 400 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,375 - Just stop, all right? 'cause we know, we know. 401 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:33,244 We know all about it. 402 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:38,516 This is very bad, mom. 403 00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:44,856 - How did you find out? 404 00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:46,724 - Your fake label came off. 405 00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:51,462 - Damn glue stick. 406 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,767 - You know, debra's right. 407 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,536 She's right. I don't stick up for her enough. 408 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,438 I'm always giving you the benefit of the doubt 409 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,739 'cause I don't want to upset you, 410 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,474 And you pull something like this. 411 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,809 Do you know what you did? 412 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,511 Do you know how crazy you drove debra? 413 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,646 - I didn't mean to make her crazy! 414 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,315 I just wanted her to try to make the meatballs, 415 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,551 Fail, and give up. 416 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:16,154 That way, everything would stay right. 417 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,588 - Right? 418 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,391 What--what makes that right? 419 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,193 You have a problem, ma! 420 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,494 - Okay, okay, I have a problem, 421 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,596 But let me ask you something, raymond. 422 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,864 Would you come over here so much 423 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,200 If I didn't make food for you? 424 00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:34,939 - Yeah. 425 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:38,543 I'd come over for... 426 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:41,612 Other things. 427 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,781 - What other things? 428 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:48,619 - These special moments. 429 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:59,931 - Raymond, I'm your mother. 430 00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:03,334 I used to do everything for you. 431 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:06,504 And then, like, I blinked, and you grew up. 432 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,972 What do I do for you anymore? 433 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,807 I mean, what's left? 434 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,243 My food. 435 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:15,713 - Okay, mom, it's very, very good food, 436 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,548 But, no, you can't do this. 437 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,984 - Oh, I know, I know it was wrong, 438 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,954 But, just, debra asked for my recipes, and I panicked. 439 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:32,396 I'll understand if you don't want to come over anymore. 440 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:41,305 - I'm gonna come over more. 441 00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:43,407 I just--I wanted you to see what you did to debra. 442 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,509 - I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 443 00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:46,677 I know it was wrong. 444 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,746 I'll talk to her. 445 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,750 - She's pretty mad, ma. 446 00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:59,023 - Don't worry, because she's a mother too. 447 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,992 She'll understand. 448 00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:02,994 - Yeah. 449 00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:06,264 - You want somethin' to eat? 450 00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:12,670 - All right. 451 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,939 - Oh... 452 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,352 That son of a bitch. 453 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,031 - So you see, dear, this is a list 454 00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:44,535 Of who gets what when I, you know... 455 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,404 And here's you. 456 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,906 You were gonna get all the recipes anyway. 457 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,741 I just wanted to wait till I was gone 458 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:53,010 Before I was replaced. 459 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,345 Can you understand? 460 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:55,980 - I understand. 461 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,748 - So... 462 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,417 Here they all are. 463 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,852 - Oh, boy. 464 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,554 - Can you forgive me? 465 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,723 - Will I be able to make meatballs as good as yours? 466 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:06,957 - Yes. - Okay, I forgive you. 467 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,493 - All right. 468 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,929 - Okay. 469 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,998 - So use them in good health. 470 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,066 - All right. 471 00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:16,500 - That's nice. Isn't that nice? 472 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,402 - Hey, where's the steak pizzaola? 31663

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