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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:06,798 Previously on The L Word: Generation Q... 2 00:00:07,632 --> 00:00:09,009 Yeah! 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,970 I like waking up with you. 4 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:13,847 Tina has Carrie, and she makes her laugh. 5 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,765 She's all jokey, and I have... Oh, yeah, that's right. 6 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:16,975 I have no one. I'm gonna die alone. 7 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,018 You'll always have Angie. 8 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,269 Bam, ba-dam, ba-dam 9 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:21,104 Bam, ba-dam, ba-dam... 10 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,564 Your daughter is amazing, but that Bette, 11 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:24,190 I don't know how you ever married her. What? 12 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,316 Don't talk about her like that. 13 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:27,694 She's got a lot of stuff 14 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,237 that she needs to work out. 15 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:30,739 I know that, I do, 16 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,157 but I love her. 17 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:33,575 Would you bet on it? 18 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:35,577 I would bet my whole heart. 19 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:37,370 Is this real? 20 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:38,663 It's very real. 21 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:40,373 If I tell my truth, 22 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:42,375 maybe I can help someone out there 23 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,710 not feel so alone in the world. 24 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,046 I'm sorry. I'll go to rehab. 25 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,715 I'm gonna be right here. 26 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:51,051 You have no idea what it feels like to walk around 27 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,719 trying to measure up to that woman. 28 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,095 No one expects you to measure up to her. 29 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,056 Do you hear yourself? 30 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,974 You asked me if I was still in love with you. 31 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:00,894 Hi. 32 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,063 What are you doing here? 33 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,648 I don't find trouble, yeah 34 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:07,400 Trouble finds me. 35 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:10,862 Can I come in? 36 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:11,905 Yeah. 37 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,323 Sure. 38 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:16,409 I just... I'm on my way out, but I'm... 39 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:18,870 I'm really glad to see you. 40 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,039 I'm s... I'm so sorry 41 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:22,916 for my-- - Are you in love with me? 42 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,754 Is that what you were gonna say? 43 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:30,673 That you're in love with me? 44 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:35,220 Just answer the question. 45 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,140 Yes. 46 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:43,645 That's not how you love someone. 47 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,438 Carrie was so good for me. 48 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,148 She was decent, and she was kind, 49 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:48,775 and she was not you. 50 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,401 Okay, I have to go. - But you couldn't help yourself. 51 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:52,153 I have to go. - You just had to get in there 52 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:54,155 and twist it and fuck it up. You couldn't help yourself. 53 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:55,990 I will make it right with Carrie. I promise. 54 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:57,492 I will make it right with her. - No. 55 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:58,993 Just let me try. I mean, more than anything else, 56 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:01,204 I just want you to be happy. 57 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:03,456 There's no point. - Of course there's a point. 58 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:06,417 I mean, she loves you. Of course she loves you. 59 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:09,212 I can't be with her because I'm in love with you, too. 60 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,845 I've loved you my whole life. 61 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,474 And I've loved you all of mine. 62 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:28,565 I just wish that you were fucking better at it. 63 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:39,951 Fuck! 64 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:42,620 I'm a little fucked-up, not easy to love 65 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,831 And what you've heard about me is true 66 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,833 Don't say I didn't warn you 67 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:52,213 But if you ever leave, I can sure guarantee 68 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:54,299 You won't want somebody new 69 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:57,468 Don't say I didn't warn you 70 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:58,678 Don't say I didn't... 71 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:01,806 Oh, wow. 72 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,933 Oh, yeah. I want to come on your face. 73 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:05,727 Okay, yeah. That sounds great. 74 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,604 I want to watch you fuck your clone. 75 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:08,980 Oh, sounds like a really good time. I'll do that. 76 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,773 Yeah? I want to fuck a stranger 77 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:12,150 while you watch us. 78 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,818 Oh, I can be into that. Yeah, yeah. 79 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:16,863 Yeah? [grunting] God. Can I fuck you on my livestream? 80 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,448 Oh, no, no, no. - Huh? What? 81 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:20,158 I can't do that. Not for me. I'm famous. 82 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:21,826 What? Me, too. - Oh. 83 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:24,162 Yeah. Babe, I'm a semi-influencer. 84 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,539 Oh. Oh, yeah. Can we-- - Yeah. Flip over. 85 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,458 Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. - Flip over. [sighs] 86 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:31,961 Oh, yeah. 87 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:33,004 Okay. - Yeah. 88 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,131 Yeah. Show me. [mutters] 89 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:37,008 Let me do a thousand, baby. - Oh, yeah. 90 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:39,844 Let's take it to a thousand! Okay. 91 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:41,304 Oh, wow. 92 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:44,557 Gen Z-ers are fun. Yeah. Yeah. - 93 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:45,892 What generation are you? 94 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,101 Um, let's not talk about that, okay? 95 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:48,269 Yeah. Okay. 96 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:51,231 New attitude 97 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,233 Better come through, too 98 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,236 Wow, that is short notice. 99 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,904 Yes. 100 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,239 Who asked you? - You did. 101 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,032 Okay, but did you tell them 102 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:04,285 that it's a fundraiser for the MS Society? 103 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:06,120 You did, okay. 104 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,164 There's got to be another makeup artist that can cover for her. 105 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:09,916 We're auctioning off a makeover. 106 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:10,917 Why don't you ask me? I know a lot of people. 107 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,252 Doris could do it. 108 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,711 Well, that's really unfortunate 109 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:15,713 because we were counting on them. 110 00:04:15,713 --> 00:04:17,924 I'll give Doris a call. - It's a Vegas-themed night 111 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:21,678 in honor of my beautiful mother who was a showgirl 112 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,554 in the '80s. - Darling. 113 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:24,931 When do I go on? 114 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,224 Uh, there's no show today, Patty. 115 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,726 I do eight a week at the MGM Grand. 116 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:30,270 I know, but... 117 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,938 today's your day off. - Today's your day off. 118 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,731 All right, listen, um, yeah, okay. 119 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:36,234 Gloria says you have to take these with food before 9:00, 120 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:38,027 okay? - Oh, you're trying to kill me. 121 00:04:38,027 --> 00:04:39,946 I'm just following instructions. 122 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,115 Ah, no, no, no, no, no. Patty. - Someone left the door 123 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,616 unlocked again. - Mom, please. 124 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:45,410 Hey, Gloria. - Causing trouble first thing 125 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:46,911 in the morning? Okay. Okay. - She's not listening to me. 126 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:48,454 Pills. - I got it, I got it. 127 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:51,249 Yes, I'll start calling around, too. 128 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:54,919 Okay, cool. Thanks. Bye. - They hold me hostage. 129 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:57,297 Hi, Gloria. 130 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,007 Hi. How's my girl? 131 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,676 Oh, a bit pissy. I don't know if it's the dementia, 132 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,428 the MS, or just her personality. 133 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,887 You're always charming, Patty. 134 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:07,265 You tired, hon? - Yeah. 135 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,434 I just lost one of the makeup artists for the fundraiser. 136 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,020 Ah. Well, I can try to find someone. 137 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,522 Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 138 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:18,985 What? - That's sweet. 139 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:23,656 Be careful. 140 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,491 What? 141 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:28,453 Mm-mm. Don't be fresh. 142 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,912 Okay. - Show some respect. 143 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,333 Meet me downstairs. 144 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,001 I don't wanna. 145 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,837 The doggy needs to eat his food. The dog needs his food. 146 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,672 Oh, yeah. - You do feel a little 147 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:42,759 tight today. You know what? Let's go for a walk around... 148 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:46,095 intriguing music 149 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:49,974 Come on. Come on. - Tess. 150 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:51,934 Your mom and Gloria are upstairs. 151 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,519 It's okay. 152 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:54,687 Can you stop thinking... 153 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,439 What are you doing? 154 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,192 You know what I'm doing. 155 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,860 Makes me think about you more... 156 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,237 Don't do it. Don't do it. - They can't hear anything. 157 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:06,908 Would you still, or 158 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,410 Would you let down your guard? 159 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:11,287 Show me who you are 160 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:14,248 Show me all your edges and your favorite scars 161 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:15,583 Would you tell me... 162 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,835 Why are you doing this to me? 163 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:19,379 Tell me all your secrets... 164 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,339 You love it. 165 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,049 Take off the mask 166 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,509 Keep on the pants 167 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:25,885 Pull me closer... 168 00:06:27,011 --> 00:06:28,679 A tortured romance 169 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:31,015 Caressing my hand 170 00:06:31,015 --> 00:06:33,726 Show me all your plans 171 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,854 Just take off your mask... 172 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:40,483 Don't start things you can't finish. 173 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,070 Fuck, I have to go. 174 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,030 What? 175 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:48,741 Beverly's down to one lane. 176 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:50,493 We should just move in together. 177 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,496 To avoid the commute? - No. 178 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:56,249 Not just for the commute. 179 00:06:58,126 --> 00:06:59,585 I... 180 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,005 I feel like... 181 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:06,968 you've really been there for me, like, 182 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:09,429 through probably the hardest year of my life. 183 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,347 Mm. - And it feels like 184 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:13,683 we're on the other side. 185 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:14,976 Yeah? 186 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,436 Yeah. 187 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,571 Of course I want to live with you. 188 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:29,115 Yeah? - Yeah. 189 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,324 But let me talk to Nat, 190 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:33,870 because of the kids. 191 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,288 Yeah. 192 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,582 slow, contemplative music 193 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:42,086 You want coffee? 194 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:44,130 Yeah. 195 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,762 upbeat music 196 00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:53,389 Welcome to moving day, everybody. 197 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:55,975 Like oh, my God... 198 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,603 These Gen Z-ers are, like, hot. 199 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,104 Mm-hmm. - They're smart. 200 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:01,731 They're bi. 201 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,649 They don't want the white picket fence. 202 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,943 Oh, my God, I was ahead of my time. 203 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:08,196 I can't wait to meet one of these incredible people. 204 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,072 What's wrong with your face? Why do you look like that? 205 00:08:10,072 --> 00:08:11,407 What? - You look like you haven't 206 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:12,783 slept in a year. 207 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:13,743 Do you need a granola bar or something? 208 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,203 I might have some here. 209 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:17,413 Well, look, a, uh, uh, a makeup artist... 210 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:18,915 What about her? 211 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:20,333 She dropped out at the last minute tonight 212 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,376 for Tess's fundraiser. - Hmm. Okay. Well, 213 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:24,378 my glam team would be happy to step in. 214 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:25,588 Really? - Yeah. 215 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,131 Who doesn't love a makeover? 216 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:28,341 Thank you. That's one less thing to worry about. 217 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:29,550 Angie. 218 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:30,593 Hey! - Hi. 219 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:31,969 Are my moms here? 220 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:34,514 Um, Tina's... she's just walking up. 221 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,723 Okay. - Bette's close, too. 222 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:36,933 You okay? - Yeah. 223 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:37,934 Okay. - Yeah, sorry. 224 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,727 Totally. I'm going, um... 225 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,103 Do you... - I'm gonna take another load. 226 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:42,522 You'll take this. - Okay. 227 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,397 Okay, we'll guard this. - Thank you. Sorry. 228 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:45,191 All right, Shane. 229 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,359 What? - I'm worried. 230 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,944 What? - I think she's... 231 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,154 I think she's really nervous to see her moms. 232 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:53,449 No, no. She's fine. They talk all the time. 233 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:56,536 Scheduling college tours isn't talking. 234 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,870 This could be like a showdown. 235 00:08:57,870 --> 00:09:00,373 Whatever this is, don't make it weird. 236 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,916 Okay. Hi! - Hi. 237 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,626 Hi! - Hey. 238 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,795 Hi. 239 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,880 Are you being weird? Really? - No. Yeah. 240 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,340 I am. I'm gonna work on that. - Okay. 241 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,758 Hi. - Hi. 242 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:12,552 Look, I am so sorry... - What? 243 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,970 that I can't go to the fundraiser. 244 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,513 Oh, no, no, no. It's okay, it's okay. 245 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:16,597 Okay? But I'm gonna write you a very big check. 246 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:17,974 Okay? - Appreciate it. 247 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,600 You do so much for Tess. Yeah. 248 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,852 I know. She's all domesticated now. 249 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:22,895 She's got the live-in mother-in-law 250 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,231 and all. - So grown-up. 251 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:28,109 Had to happen sometime. - Oh, speaking of grown-up, 252 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,778 Bette's been putting in a lot of personal work of her own. 253 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:31,988 Yeah, she's 254 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,781 been reflecting. - Yeah. 255 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:36,450 I just want to remind both of you 256 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,077 that we're all here for Angie. 257 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,745 Yeah. I'm... - Of course. 258 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,330 ...okay. - And I'm fine. 259 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:43,833 Yeah. Totally normal. - Speak of the devil. 260 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:47,128 All I know is I'll just take a big burn 261 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,588 And I'm gone 262 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,006 I'm gone 263 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,341 Yeah, I'm spun 264 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:54,051 Yeah, I'm fun... 265 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:55,011 266 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:55,845 Oh. 267 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,054 Ooh. 268 00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:58,014 That can't be good. 269 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,266 She's gonna be pissed. 270 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,935 Oh, my God, oh, my God. No, no, no. [gasping] 271 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:05,563 Oh, my God. I am so, so, so, so sorry. 272 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:06,772 Ugh. - Is she okay? 273 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,107 Yeah, she's fine. 274 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,775 You should be worried for that girl. 275 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,111 Come here, sweetheart. It's okay, it's okay. 276 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,446 Wow. 277 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,280 I'm gonna get my insurance. 278 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,781 I think she's okay. 279 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,366 The only thing 280 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,785 you have to do is hold compassion for yourself 281 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:22,121 and enjoy move-in day. 282 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,706 So, you're gonna come help, or...? 283 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,166 Oh. Yes. Yes, helping. - Yeah. Yeah. 284 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,417 Mom? Mom. - Give me this. 285 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,461 Yes. I got... Look, 286 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,629 I got the extra hangers. - Thanks. 287 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,504 Is that it? - What floor? 288 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:31,839 Yeah. I don't know. 289 00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:32,923 Four. Four. - We'll see you there. 290 00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:34,342 Okay. I'm coming right up. 291 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:38,846 Hi. Are you okay? 292 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,975 I can't believe you didn't bite that girl's head off. 293 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:45,144 Oh, well, we're all gonna die, so [chuckles] 294 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,979 what's a little bumper, right? 295 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,315 It's nice to see you. 296 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:50,483 You, too. 297 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:51,651 You ready? 298 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,527 Yeah. Fourth floor. 299 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,789 What are you doing? - I don't know. 300 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,332 I panicked. 301 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,000 Maybe she's gonna want her own room, you know? 302 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,669 Why would she want that? 303 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,463 Uh, 'cause technically, we have been 304 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,340 on a break since she's been at sober living. 305 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,675 Okay, yeah, but you guys talked, right? 306 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,009 And you decided that you were gonna-- 307 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,302 Yeah, but what if she changed her mind? 308 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:19,428 She didn't change her mind, Soph. 309 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:20,846 Yeah, you don't know that. 310 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,014 Okay, look, it's okay. - Oh, God. 311 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,974 Soph, it's okay. 312 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,434 Right. - It's gonna be okay. 313 00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:26,852 Mm-hmm. - Seriously, Finley's 314 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,479 gonna come back, and we're all gonna be here, 315 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:30,189 and we're gonna make her feel at home. 316 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,899 All right? Maybe have, like, a movie night. 317 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,693 Maybe make some dinner. - Uh-huh. 318 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,695 Or, you know, order out since last time wasn't so great. 319 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,322 What the fuck is this? 320 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:39,323 Fuck. 321 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,372 Am I looking at what I think I'm looking at? 322 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,082 Can I say no? 323 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,167 No. - Okay, then... 324 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,877 yes. 325 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:54,588 Oh, my God. My sister's getting married. 326 00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:56,549 Oh, my God, Micah... - Maybe. I mean, I-- 327 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,509 Wait, what? She doesn't know? - No, no, no. 328 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,886 Like, I... Okay, I'm gonna do a whole thing, okay? 329 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:03,389 When are you gonna do it? - Hello? 330 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,807 Hello? Guys? 331 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,517 Hey, you, uh, 332 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,060 you ready for this? 333 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:11,063 Wow, what a warm welcome. 334 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,398 Hello? - 335 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:15,067 Is anybody home? 336 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,861 slow, wistful music 337 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,410 Hey, guys. 338 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,081 Hi. 339 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,502 Oh. [chuckling] 340 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:35,755 Oh, God, I missed you so much. 341 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,090 Thank God you're home. 342 00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,053 Your heart's beating out of your chest. 343 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:44,263 What, you got a little birdie in there or something? 344 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,473 Hey! 345 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:49,143 Uh, Micah's gonna propose. 346 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,145 Don't tell her that. - Shut up. 347 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,938 I haven't figured out, you know, what I'm gonna do yet. 348 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,441 Congratulations, dude. 349 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,902 Oh, I'm so happy for you. 350 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,153 Maribel's for sure gonna say yes. 351 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,197 Glad you're home. 352 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,448 Yeah, me, too. 353 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,868 Should we get your stuff? - Yeah. 354 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,328 We'll, uh... Let's grab it. 355 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,413 Wow, full service. 356 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,832 Go. - Thanks. 357 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,918 upbeat, joyful music 358 00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:19,882 Wait. You were telling me about that 359 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,801 dude that lived across the hall 360 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,303 with a feather boa, right? - Oh, yeah. 361 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,805 That's what he would have around. 362 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,723 I'm telling you. - 363 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,642 You know Sandra Bullock's 28 Days? 364 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,976 Of course I do. 365 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,478 Yeah, love me some Sandra. - 366 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,979 Sandy B., baby. 367 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,314 It's basically a documentary. 368 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,733 Same people at my rehab, just, like, 369 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,944 the kookiest motherfuckers on earth. 370 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,403 Wow. Okay. 371 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:43,614 My roommate... - Yeah. 372 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:46,492 Cindy. Cindy, right? - Yeah. 373 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,993 I like Cindy. - Cindy-Lou Who. 374 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,829 Got me a pair of socks... 375 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,038 Oh, okay. 376 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,665 ...with vaginas on them. - Ooh. 377 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,707 For Pride Month. 378 00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,503 How kind, I have to say. 379 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,839 I mean, she's so sweet. 380 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,882 Oh, my God. - Sweet Cindy. I mean... 381 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:03,717 different sizes, different colors. 382 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,177 Cindy... - Just, like, very inclusive 383 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,513 vagina socks. - Aw. I love it. 384 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,018 All right, I got to do something. 385 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,689 Okay. 386 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,192 It's, uh... 387 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,863 ...not like a "script" script, but 388 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,865 I wanted to say everything, and, I don't know, 389 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,701 I thought I'd forget stuff, so I wrote it down. 390 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,372 I'm just here to say sorry 391 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,374 for everything. 392 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,045 "When we were together, 393 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,964 I couldn't see you or consider you 394 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,133 the way I'd like to. 395 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:47,636 This is because I couldn't see myself. 396 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:51,557 And I think that was probably really lonely for you. 397 00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,476 And I'm sorry. 398 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,858 I'm sorry you had to take care of me, 399 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,860 and I'm sorry I couldn't see 400 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,237 that the intervention was an act of love. 401 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,659 I'm sorry I haven't loved you 402 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,786 the way you deserve to be loved, 403 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:15,915 because you really deserve to be loved." 404 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,082 Well... 405 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,920 ...thank you for saving my life. 406 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,090 'Cause you did, and 407 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,134 you shouldn't have had to. 408 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,096 So, thank you. 409 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,227 Thank you. 410 00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:40,314 Appreciate it. 411 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:46,737 And I'm gonna get a job, with benefits. 412 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,948 Okay. Hey, now. Look at you. 413 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,951 I'm gonna get a car, and 414 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,453 I think I'm gonna go back to school. 415 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,538 Well, not go back, I guess. 416 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:57,957 I never really went the first time, 417 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,291 but you know what I mean. - 418 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:02,336 I mean, wow. That's... 419 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,963 That's incredible. 420 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,547 Yeah? - Yeah. 421 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,424 Greatness is a... 422 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:10,552 And I promise to always be honest with you. 423 00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,429 Scout's honor. - 424 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:14,932 Written in the stars, Heaven only knows... 425 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,725 And just, like, on that note of being honest, 426 00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:19,478 you do have a bat in the cave. - Oh, my God. 427 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,939 We could set the world on fire... 428 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:24,400 What is... What the hell? 429 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,193 I hate you. - She's out. 430 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,031 You could run by my side 431 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:34,159 Oh 432 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:40,666 Oh... 433 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,960 Look, if anything happens, 434 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,962 please call me before you call the R.A. 435 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,131 Yes, okay. - Please. 436 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,174 I love you. - I love you, too. 437 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,593 Call me after you call Shane if she doesn't pick up. 438 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,345 I probably won't pick up on the first try, 439 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,596 but I will for sure on the second. 440 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,015 Okay. - Okay? 441 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,016 Aw, I love you guys. 442 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,475 Love you. - Love you. 443 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,019 Bye. 444 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,062 Ah. Okay. 445 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,439 So, do you need anything else? 446 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,815 I don't. 447 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,316 More hangers? - What about cash? 448 00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:07,776 Because I probably have something in here. 449 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,153 No, no, no, no. I don't need anything. 450 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,237 Oh, I have cash. Here. - Guys... 451 00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,613 You do? - Yeah. 452 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,115 A twenty. Here. Just take it. - Okay. 453 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,450 And I'm just across town. 454 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,868 I know. 455 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,619 Yeah, so-so, you know, if something... 456 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,371 even if something comes up 457 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,831 later today, and you need... - Okay. Jordi's... Yeah. 458 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,332 Jordi's coming over soon, so... 459 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,668 Okay. How about a quick photo? 460 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,128 Oh, that's a good idea. 461 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,421 No, no, no, no, no, no. No! - Quick one. 462 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,922 Okay, please, please. - Just one. 463 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,799 No, no, no, no. Please. Okay. - Okay. Fine. 464 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,054 All right. 465 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,561 I should ask for my twenty back. 466 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,938 I bet she calls later. 467 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,566 Mom. 468 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,321 I love you guys. 469 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,323 I love you. - Mm. 470 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,202 Don't cry. 471 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,412 It's okay. It's good. - I know, I know. I just... 472 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,581 I love you, that's all. 473 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,333 Bye. - Bye. 474 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,465 Are you gonna go to the fundraiser tonight? 475 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,675 Yeah. You? - 476 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,135 Yeah. 477 00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,513 I'll see you there. 478 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,680 Hi. 479 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,641 Pippa, can you hear me? 480 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,976 You made it to Johannesburg. 481 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:26,146 upbeat, lively music 482 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:29,608 Luck be a lady tonight 483 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:35,114 Luck be a lady tonight 484 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,033 Luck if you've ever been a lady... 485 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:41,120 Attention, mes amis. Attention. 486 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,288 Thank you all 487 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,249 so, so much for coming out tonight. 488 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,751 Wow, you all look so good. 489 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,088 Give yourselves a round of applause. 490 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,799 Okay, so tonight's benefit, 491 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:57,970 all of the proceeds are going to go to the MS Society. 492 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,348 This is a charity that is very near and dear to my heart, 493 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,433 so please, please, please dig 494 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,894 very, very deep in those pocketbooks 495 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,771 and pockets. Okay? - 496 00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,356 What happens at Dana's, stays at Dana's, 497 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:11,567 remember. Okay, so... - 498 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,486 ...our very first item up for auction is... 499 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,821 Are you ready? 500 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,823 It's a head-to-toe makeover 501 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:20,284 by the illustrious glam squad 502 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,327 of none other than... 503 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,580 The Alice Show. 504 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,711 Let's get the bidding started, shall we? 505 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,297 Good evening, everyone. Hello, hello. 506 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,840 Shall we get this show on the road? 507 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,425 That was a great start. 508 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,177 I hope so. You know, we need to make five grand 509 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,720 just to break even. 510 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,597 Oh, I have no doubt we'll make much more than that. 511 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,640 Okay, good. Do it. - I will do that. [laughs] 512 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,226 Thanks, Dani. 513 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,395 All right, let's start that bidding 514 00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,813 at $300. - Okay. All right. 515 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:52,316 Do I have 300? 300. Got so many 300s. 516 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,234 Can I get 350, 350. - I'm dead serious. 517 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,694 Bette really made an effort. 518 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,155 She's actually friends with Pippa Pascal? 519 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,324 Tina, she apologized to her. 520 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,534 I mean, she wanted to make things right. 521 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,870 Wow. I didn't know any of that. Carrie won't even talk to me. 522 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,663 Wow. That's... - Hey. 523 00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:08,707 You're here. - Thanks for coming. 524 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:09,875 Hi. 525 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,794 Hi. - Want your usual? 526 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:15,214 Please. 527 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,510 It's nice to see you out in the world. 528 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,555 Thank you. - Same. 529 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,057 Same. 530 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,516 All right... 531 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:27,643 Thanks. You can head in. 532 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:28,727 Enjoy. - Thanks. 533 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,938 So? 534 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:34,691 Oh. I mean, that's-that's fucking gorgeous. 535 00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,026 Good job. 536 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,402 Yeah. - Yeah, she's gonna love it. 537 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,445 Right? - Yeah. 538 00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:39,571 I mean, I don't know. I was... 539 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,240 I wasn't gonna do it tonight, 540 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,950 but now everyone knows, and she's gonna find out somehow 541 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,619 if I don't do it, so... I don't know. What do you think? 542 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,621 What would you do? - 543 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,123 I don't know. Let me ask Nat, and I'll get back to you. 544 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:51,625 You are still stuck on that, huh? 545 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,252 Oh, you bet I am. 546 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,461 Hi. 547 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:56,380 Hi. - Um, I'm Alice's plus-one. 548 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,090 She told me to say, "Penguin Thunderdome." 549 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,093 Of course she did. 550 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,844 I'll be right back. Follow me. 551 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,930 Okay. 552 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,099 Livin' large 553 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,937 Where's Micah? He's been gone for a while. 554 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,606 He's with Dani. And where's Finley now? 555 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,733 Oh, talking to Shane and Tess. 556 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,610 You sure? 557 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,612 Okay, if you have something to say, 558 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,864 why don't you just say it, huh? What? 559 00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:23,907 You don't like her? 560 00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,450 You don't trust her? 561 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,952 Don't want me to be with her? Blah, blah, blah. 562 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,705 Check, check. Yeah, check. 563 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:33,417 I am so happy, bro. Come on. 564 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,794 This bitch ruined your wedding. You know that, right? 565 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,296 No, I ruined my relationship with Dani. 566 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,506 Oh, so you pissed in her hallway, too. 567 00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:41,591 Oh, my God. She's apologized for all that. 568 00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:42,843 What else can she do? 569 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,137 'Cause you lose yourself in her. 570 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,805 What are you talking about? - I'm saying 571 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,849 that you both are toxic together. 572 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,976 Okay, bitch. You have been hanging out 573 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,686 with that therapist for way too long. 574 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:55,022 I'm just looking out for you. 575 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,982 That's it. - I know. 576 00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:01,486 But... I'm a big girl. 577 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,740 And she's different now. I can tell. 578 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,034 Hmm. 579 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,119 Back down, you go this way 580 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,662 Back down, you go this way 581 00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,748 So back up, don't you test me 582 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,791 Don't you test me... 583 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,592 Hey. - Oh, my. 584 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,135 Look who it is. 585 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,470 Oh, it's so good to see you, man. 586 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:27,846 How you doing? - Good. 587 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,098 You looking good. You got some color, yeah? 588 00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:32,642 Thanks. It's amazing what drinking water will do for you. 589 00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:34,186 Um... - 590 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,357 I, uh, okay. 591 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,693 "I'm sorry for being shitty to you both and for being 592 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:44,029 late or drunk at work, 593 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,822 and after work, too. 594 00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:48,325 And I'm so sorry you... I broke the trust 595 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:49,910 that you both--" - Stop. No, you didn't. 596 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,204 You broke nothing. 597 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,164 We're your family. 598 00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:57,376 Thank you. - So, what do you think? 599 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,544 You want to come back here? 600 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:02,089 Here? Wh... - Yeah. 601 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:03,757 Here. - You're giving me my job back? 602 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:05,884 Yeah. - Yes. 603 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,803 Holy shit. 604 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,262 Oh, my God. - 605 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,472 Wow. Thank you. 606 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,140 That's amazing. Thank you. 607 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,683 Um, I got the wrong shoes on, 608 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,894 but fuck it. I'll take a shin split if I got to. 609 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,521 I'll-I'll start right now. 610 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,022 Oh, no. That's... - No. You'll start tomorrow. 611 00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:20,482 Just get a new pair of shoes. 612 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:21,900 I will absolutely do that. Thank you. 613 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,402 Now get out of here. Come on. 614 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,486 We have a full night tonight. - Come on. 615 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:27,030 Wow. Oh, and are there benefits? 616 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,532 I've been trying to track those down. 617 00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:29,741 Uh... - Talk to that one. 618 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:30,909 We'll talk about it tomorrow. 619 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,994 Okay. It doesn't have to be, like, 620 00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:34,246 full benefits. I just want to know if... 621 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,336 Nothing can stop me, I can't get enough 622 00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:42,754 Playing with danger is bad behavior 623 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,756 Bad, bad, bad behavior... 624 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,261 Oh, no, no, no, no. 625 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,930 You can't be back here. I'm sorry. 626 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,432 I'm serious. I'll shoo you. Bye. 627 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,225 Bad, bad 628 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:56,768 Playing with danger 629 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:58,812 Bad, bad 630 00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,230 Behavior 631 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:02,149 What-what season are you on? 632 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:04,401 Oh, we got picked up for season nine. 633 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,987 Wow. That's incredible. - Yeah. 634 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:10,073 But a whole new team of executives came on. 635 00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:11,992 They have a completely different agenda, 636 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:14,035 so now the showrunner is pissed. 637 00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:16,580 Oh, no. - So, I have to fly to Toronto 638 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,790 tomorrow to meet with a directing producer. 639 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:22,002 You know, just to iron out a lot of the creative conflicts 640 00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:24,296 that are about to blow up in my face. [laughs] 641 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,755 That's a lot of people to manage. 642 00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:27,799 Yeah. It's a lot of big personalities. 643 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,802 Well, it's too bad you don't have any experience 644 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:33,138 managing big personalities. - 645 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:35,390 Yeah. 646 00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:37,476 I guess I like putting out fires. 647 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,978 Yeah. You've always been good at it. 648 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,984 Yeah, my "For You" page really thinks I'm a poly pan queer 649 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:48,570 in a long-distance relationship, but I guess, like, 650 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:50,322 three out of four isn't that bad, right? 651 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,741 Yeah. It's good. So, you don't get to pick the videos? 652 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,326 They just pick them for you? 653 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,619 No. I mean, like, you-you can. 654 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,329 You just, you would not want to. 655 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,663 That algorithm is just... - Oh, I know. It's like-- 656 00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,123 ...so good. 657 00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:02,000 Oh, it's-- [grunts] Hi. - Alice. Sorry. Hi. 658 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,627 Shane, I'm learning... - You okay? 659 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,003 ...really exciting things here. - Forgive me, but I just, 660 00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,254 I just wanted to show you that right there. 661 00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:07,506 Oh, my God. 662 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:08,465 Yeah. Can you believe it? 663 00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,425 Huh. 664 00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:13,011 Yeah. - Oh, Shane, Teddy. Teddy, Shane. 665 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,804 How you doing, Teddy? Pleasure. - Hey, how's it going? 666 00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:17,849 Whoa. You are, like, really intense. 667 00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:19,601 I like it. Um, can I ask you 668 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:21,770 what your Venus is in? 669 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:24,606 That's deeply personal, Teddy, but thanks anyway. 670 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:25,899 All right, 671 00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:27,025 I'm gonna get back to it. - Yeah. 672 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,946 Where's mine? Where's my Venus, Teddy? 673 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,656 Hmm... Taurus, obviously. 674 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:34,491 Oh. - Yeah, but not in a derogatory 675 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:35,867 sort of way. - I don't... 676 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:38,036 Hi. Hey. - Oh, hi, Finley. 677 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:39,538 How are you? Hey, listen. - Oh! 678 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,039 You need to stop Venmo-ing me 679 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,958 these really weird amounts of money. 680 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,001 Oh. Can't stop, won't stop, not until it's all paid back. 681 00:25:45,001 --> 00:25:46,836 Every cent of that rehab money, 682 00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:48,672 coming back to you in ones and fives, baby. 683 00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:50,173 I don't need it. - I love you. 684 00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:51,550 I don't need it. - Thank you. 685 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,552 Okay. [sighs] 686 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,387 You guys know each other? 687 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,389 'Cause you're the same age. I figured... 688 00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:59,849 No. I might have ran into them in the bathroom earlier. 689 00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:01,393 Hmm. 690 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,271 How did we do? 691 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:07,023 692 00:26:07,023 --> 00:26:09,067 Yes! That is what I wanted to hear. 693 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:11,403 I'm gonna go look for Tess. 694 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:14,072 Hi. - Hi. 695 00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:17,826 You're back. 696 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:20,453 Yeah. I am. Um, 697 00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:22,622 is now a good time to talk? 'Cause I, uh-- 698 00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:25,333 No. No, it's not. 699 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:27,002 I'm-I'm actually looking for Tess, and-- 700 00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:29,045 Oh, okay. When is a good time? 701 00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:31,089 Um, let me see. 702 00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,841 Never? 703 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,801 Okay. - Mm. 704 00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:37,929 Look, I'm really sorry, and, um-- 705 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:40,223 Yeah. I just said that I don't want to talk about it now. 706 00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:43,727 Right. No. Okay. I'm just trying to apologize. 707 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:46,271 I-I really just don't want to get into it here. 708 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,940 Copy that. Okay. I guess I'll just-- 709 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,442 Y-You still think that-that what I want 710 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,277 somehow matters less than what you want. 711 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:54,613 No. No, I don't think that at all. That's why I'm-- 712 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,031 You know, I don't think you're cute. 713 00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:57,449 That's always been pretty clear. 714 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,783 And I don't think 715 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,285 you're charming. - Sure, but, um-- 716 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:01,911 I think you're fucking annoying. 717 00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:03,622 Okay, maybe if you just give me a second. 718 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,040 I wrote something, and I just-- - What the fuck is wrong 719 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,458 with you?! I literally just said "No." 720 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,251 Okay. - Hey. 721 00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:10,879 Hi. Hi. 722 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,590 Um, maybe just... 723 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,050 Maybe it's not the right time. 724 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:16,468 Okay. - Just walk away, okay? 725 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,970 Fuck. I'm sorry. I... - Okay. 726 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:22,724 Ain't none of your business, ain't none of your.... 727 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,893 Finley, wait. 728 00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:27,937 Are you okay? - Yeah. 729 00:27:27,937 --> 00:27:29,898 Yeah, I'm... I'm so sorry. 730 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:33,109 No, it's okay. - I was just coming to... 731 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:34,778 We raised $7,000. 732 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,237 And the night's still young, so you never know. 733 00:27:36,237 --> 00:27:37,906 I'm sorry. What? 734 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:39,991 Seven... thousand dollars. - Thousand dollars. 735 00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:42,077 Oh, my... 736 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,495 I'm gonna hug you. 737 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,996 Oh. 738 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:47,415 What? What did Dani say to you? 739 00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:49,417 Nothing. - Oh, Fin. 740 00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:52,128 No, no. It was my bad, okay? 741 00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:53,838 Just, I caught her off guard. 742 00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:55,256 And I get it. It's really okay. 743 00:27:55,256 --> 00:27:56,675 I just want to stop talking about it. 744 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,843 It's such a fucking bummer. - Finley. 745 00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:02,347 It's not okay. She was a dick to you. 746 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,766 I got to think about my part in this. 747 00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:06,810 Okay. 748 00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:08,728 I can't control her reaction, you know. 749 00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:10,855 It's like... 750 00:28:11,898 --> 00:28:14,693 It was too soon. 751 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,111 I shouldn't have fucking done it. 752 00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:20,490 You know, you're kind of cute 753 00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:21,950 when you're all serious like that, 754 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,368 smoking your Juul. - 755 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:24,869 Shut up. 756 00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:26,371 Smoking it in my face. 757 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:28,039 Yeah. Dani doesn't think so. 758 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,250 Oh, fuck her. 759 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,751 Oh, God. 760 00:28:31,751 --> 00:28:34,212 I just wanted your first night back to be fun. 761 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:36,756 Yeah. 762 00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:40,719 You want to do something naughty? 763 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,887 Yeah. - 764 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,597 I got an idea. - What? 765 00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:47,392 Come on. - Oh, my God. 766 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,394 Come on! - Okay. 767 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:50,895 Where are we going? 768 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:52,480 We're in the street! Ah! 769 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,315 I'm feeling your eyes all over me 770 00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:55,483 Feeling your eyes, don't miss a beat... 771 00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:56,568 Here you go. 772 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,865 Beer? - Yeah, that's me. 773 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,199 You're my number one... 774 00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:06,369 You. - Me? 775 00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:08,496 Yeah, you did not tell me you own this place. 776 00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:10,623 You didn't ask. 777 00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:12,792 Yeah, well, you could have bailed me out, 778 00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:15,170 but instead, I yelled at you, and now, 779 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:17,505 here I am apologizing for it. 780 00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:20,258 I am sorry. - You should be. 781 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:22,761 Well, then can I get you a drink and make up for it? 782 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,138 Wind it up, or wind on me... 783 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:28,933 Wait. Do I... do I know you from somewhere? 784 00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:32,061 I don't know. Do you? 785 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:34,606 Come with me. 786 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:39,694 Come on. [laughs softly] 787 00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:41,738 Forget your stress, put your mind on me... 788 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:44,783 Excuse me. Thank you. 789 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,367 Hi. - Excuse me. Thank you. 790 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:49,120 Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah, yeah 791 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,538 Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh... 792 00:29:50,538 --> 00:29:52,207 Can I show you something? 793 00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:53,917 Yeah. 794 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,636 I know. I only used a little bit of it, 'cause I need to save it 795 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,846 and I bought it for, like, way too much money on eBay. 796 00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:10,809 It's a relic. - It is. 797 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:15,313 So, would you consider styling me? 798 00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:19,692 No, I don't think so. 799 00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:25,073 Or maybe don't think. 800 00:30:26,032 --> 00:30:28,326 Come on. 801 00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:29,828 Have a little fun with me. 802 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,830 Mmm 803 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,499 Yeah, yeah... 804 00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,835 I don't even know if I remember how. 805 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,963 You know, I don't think a talent like yours ever goes away. 806 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:42,340 I think it's always in you. 807 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:45,343 The same mind can't see 808 00:30:45,343 --> 00:30:48,179 What that mind does not agree 809 00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:50,807 It's the same mind that can't see 810 00:30:50,807 --> 00:30:52,725 Tries to tame, tame you and me 811 00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:55,687 Yeah, yeah, yeah... 812 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:58,022 I can give you a few suggestions. 813 00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:01,943 Okay. 814 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:05,613 But if you told someone about this problem, I'm sure... 815 00:31:05,613 --> 00:31:07,198 Hey, lady. 816 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:08,867 Are you ready? They're asking for you backstage. 817 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,326 All right. 818 00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:11,703 Okay. Wish me luck. - What's happening? 819 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,705 Where are you going? Where are you--? 820 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:16,374 Just gonna have to wait and see. 821 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:18,334 What? I don't get it. Where are you going? 822 00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:19,961 Really, what's happening? 823 00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:21,713 No idea. 824 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:24,549 Usually I know things. I don't know what this is. 825 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,551 upbeat, energetic music 826 00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:32,140 Just... 827 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:35,310 You take good care of your hair. 828 00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:37,395 You know that? - I do. [chuckles] 829 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:39,939 Let's see. 830 00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:42,025 All right. Keep your head straight. 831 00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:45,028 Let me see. I mean, you can... 832 00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:47,739 I think you could go a little shorter if you want, 833 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,198 just below the chin. 834 00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:51,743 Maybe. - Yeah, it's cute. 835 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:54,120 Maybe not. Let me see. 836 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:58,458 Get lost in the sound, you breathe in... 837 00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:00,460 Chin up. 838 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:04,672 Flickering light 839 00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:07,050 You want me 840 00:32:08,134 --> 00:32:11,054 You want me 841 00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:15,266 I don't want to fall 842 00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:22,774 I don't want to fall from this... 843 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:27,487 You don't... don't really have to do anything. 844 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:31,783 I'm gonna... I'm gonna pack up my stuff 845 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,576 and relieve my babysitter. 846 00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:34,869 Yeah. - Yeah. 847 00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:41,125 All right, folks, let's keep that generosity flowing. 848 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:42,961 Our next item up for bid 849 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:47,131 is so special, it's getting its own introduction 850 00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:49,926 by the incomparable Bette Porter. 851 00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:54,973 What is she doing? 852 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:58,768 Charity? - Good evening, everyone. 853 00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:01,854 This next piece is 854 00:33:01,854 --> 00:33:03,272 from my private collection. 855 00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:05,108 Did I miss anything? - 856 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,901 No. - Oh. 857 00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:08,861 It's by the very first 858 00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:11,155 artist I ever started to collect. 859 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:12,991 That's from our house in West Hollywood. 860 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,826 Yeah. It's cute. - What we have here 861 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,119 is a limited edition... - Whose is this? 862 00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:17,870 Kiki Smith. - Bette's. 863 00:33:20,581 --> 00:33:22,083 All right, everyone. 864 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,794 We are going to start the bidding at $500. 865 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:27,088 Do I have $500? - Here! 866 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,631 $500. -$500. 867 00:33:28,631 --> 00:33:30,299 It's worth so much more than $500. 868 00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:31,968 Can I get six? $600? - Okay. 869 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:33,469 Okay. Yeah. - We got six. How about seven? 870 00:33:33,469 --> 00:33:35,471 I'm just saying. -$700. I know we got seven. 871 00:33:35,471 --> 00:33:38,016 Seven! - Seven! All right, eight. $800. 872 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,350 $800. -$800. 873 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:40,935 $900. -$900. 874 00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:42,770 And I know somebody out there has got $1,000. 875 00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:44,439 Give me $1,000. 876 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,440 $10,000. 877 00:33:47,608 --> 00:33:48,818 Holy shit. - What? 878 00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:52,280 $10,000, everybody. 879 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,656 Going once. 880 00:33:53,656 --> 00:33:56,743 Going twice. Sold! 881 00:33:56,743 --> 00:34:00,997 For $10,000. - 882 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:05,418 That was... 883 00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:07,503 completely unnecessary. 884 00:34:07,503 --> 00:34:10,798 Well, you said that you would never part with a Kiki Smith. 885 00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:13,718 I know. I just... 886 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:18,514 I thought maybe it was time to let it go. 887 00:34:18,514 --> 00:34:20,808 Yeah, but some things are worth keeping. 888 00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:23,227 When I see that print, 889 00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:25,897 I think of our old house. 890 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:28,441 I think of us. 891 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:32,403 I didn't want someone else to have a piece of us. 892 00:34:33,362 --> 00:34:35,907 Well, I'm so glad that you have it now. 893 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,575 Thanks. 894 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:42,038 Do you want to get out of--? - Yes. 895 00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:46,542 Look. Look. Look. 896 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:48,419 Hmm. - Wow. 897 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:49,837 Finally. 898 00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:51,756 Round on me, baby. [laughs] 899 00:34:57,887 --> 00:35:00,389 What's wrong? You feeling something? 900 00:35:00,389 --> 00:35:03,309 No, they just have something real, you know. 901 00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:04,811 That would be nice. 902 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:07,730 It's coming for you, I promise. 903 00:35:09,690 --> 00:35:12,235 Three, two, one. 904 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:13,903 Yes! 905 00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:15,905 You know what? - Hmm? 906 00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:19,033 I have to go take care of something. Wish me luck. 907 00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:21,994 Luck. - Hey, Teddy. 908 00:35:21,994 --> 00:35:23,955 Hey! How are you? - Hi. I'm good, I'm good. 909 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,748 Haven't seen you all night. - I know. Listen, 910 00:35:25,748 --> 00:35:27,166 I've had a great time with you, 911 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,584 but I think I'm gonna take off. - What? 912 00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:31,712 Yeah. - No. Come on. It's so early. 913 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:33,756 I actually just got this last-minute DJ thing 914 00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:36,050 at this loft space downtown. 915 00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:37,802 What is it gonna take for me to convince you? 916 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:41,305 Um... the thing is, I'm kind of 917 00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:44,225 more like an 8:00 p.m. bedtime type person. 918 00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:48,604 No. - Yeah. You know? You know? 919 00:35:48,604 --> 00:35:51,816 Mm-hmm. Yeah, I understand. 920 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:53,651 Yeah. 921 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,987 Well, I've, um, really enjoyed spending my time with you. 922 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:58,322 Me, too. I really have. 923 00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:00,616 You give me a lot of hope for future generations. 924 00:36:00,616 --> 00:36:02,910 You really do. 925 00:36:02,910 --> 00:36:05,163 Well, don't hope too hard. 926 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,373 I just did a bump of ketamine in the bathroom. 927 00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:10,793 Okay, well, you can work that out in your own time, okay? 928 00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:13,504 Asking how I do that 929 00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:15,506 Not you, 'cause I'm the greatest, you the lesser 930 00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:17,508 I'm a diamond under pressure, no stress... 931 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:18,926 Good night. 932 00:36:18,926 --> 00:36:20,136 This my game... 933 00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:22,555 Have a good night. 934 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:25,808 All-star offstage... 935 00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:28,019 Hi. - Hi. 936 00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:30,980 Come with me. 937 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:32,607 Where? - You'll see. 938 00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:35,359 Okay. - 939 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:43,951 All right, all right. 940 00:36:43,951 --> 00:36:45,536 What am I looking at? - 941 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:51,209 Huh. 942 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,294 Okay, hear me out. 943 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,879 Ah. - I know we don't want 944 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:57,048 to do the whole marriage, kids thing, right? 945 00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,217 The bar... is our baby. - Mm-hmm. 946 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:02,345 Right. - So I was thinking... 947 00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:04,555 let's buy another baby. 948 00:37:06,432 --> 00:37:08,392 Tess. 949 00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:10,937 Tess, we have so much going on right now. 950 00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,897 I know. I know. 951 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,440 Your mother's with us. - I know. 952 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,900 This bar is a whole thing. 953 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:20,404 I just... I love our life together, 954 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:22,573 and I want more of it. 955 00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:24,242 I want it all. 956 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,410 soft, gentle music 957 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:27,703 Come here. 958 00:37:36,879 --> 00:37:39,215 So, is that a "yes"? 959 00:37:39,215 --> 00:37:41,384 I'll think about it. 960 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:44,720 Okay. 961 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,806 No, no, no, no, no. No! 962 00:37:46,806 --> 00:37:50,601 Oh, fuck, yes! [laughs] 963 00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:54,021 Oh, baby, oh, baby. 964 00:37:54,021 --> 00:37:56,232 Ooh, you know that sock was a freebie, too. 965 00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:58,901 I... I would like to renegotiate the rules of strip basketball. 966 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,903 Oh. Hell no. - 967 00:38:04,865 --> 00:38:06,575 Oh, my God. - Please. 968 00:38:06,575 --> 00:38:08,995 Oh, you're still fun. - Yeah? 969 00:38:08,995 --> 00:38:11,205 Oh, yeah. 970 00:38:11,205 --> 00:38:13,582 Yeah. 971 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:19,714 Mmm. - Oh. 972 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:23,968 Oh. - Fuck. 973 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:26,512 I missed you. - I missed you, too. 974 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:33,561 God. Take me home. 975 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:35,354 I want to be in bed with you. 976 00:38:35,354 --> 00:38:38,357 I... I... - Mmm. Mmm. 977 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:43,029 I want to. I... 978 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:45,489 I want to. 979 00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:50,328 I feel like I should catch a meeting. 980 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,163 Uh... - It's first night back. 981 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,914 It's probably... 982 00:38:53,914 --> 00:38:57,168 Yeah. Of course. 983 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,961 Yeah, sure. 984 00:38:58,961 --> 00:39:00,421 pensive music 985 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:03,341 I just don't want to fuck it up. 986 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,718 I know. 987 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,221 Now I have to put all my clothes back on. 988 00:39:09,221 --> 00:39:11,432 Yeah. Go ahead. - 989 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:19,648 Isn't my closet low-key huge? 990 00:39:19,648 --> 00:39:21,692 Yeah. - Yeah. Oh. 991 00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:24,820 Uh, I got this from prom. 992 00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:27,198 And I got this one from that sus hike 993 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:28,824 that didn't actually go anywhere. 994 00:39:28,824 --> 00:39:30,576 Cool. 995 00:39:30,576 --> 00:39:32,828 Oh, my God, wait. 996 00:39:32,828 --> 00:39:36,916 Um, this is our first time 997 00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,542 being alone together in my dorm. 998 00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:40,044 It's like our own place. 999 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:43,172 But don't you have a roommate? 1000 00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:46,008 She doesn't move in until tomorrow, and I was thinking-- 1001 00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:48,427 Um, but-- - What? 1002 00:39:48,427 --> 00:39:50,930 Angie, actually, 1003 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:54,225 I was thinking it didn't really make a whole lot of sense 1004 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,811 for us to stay, like... 1005 00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,896 together, together. 1006 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:02,066 This is like a whole new chapter 1007 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:05,653 for both of us, and... 1008 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:07,905 we're gonna be such different people 1009 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:10,574 than we are, like, so soon. 1010 00:40:12,701 --> 00:40:15,079 You know? 1011 00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:17,206 Um... 1012 00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:19,083 no. 1013 00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:23,087 Are you breaking up with me? Is that what you're saying? 1014 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:25,548 This is so hard, Angie, but... 1015 00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:27,842 it just feels right. 1016 00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:29,927 Why couldn't you have done that yesterday? 1017 00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:32,263 That's fucked-up. 1018 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:34,265 This isn't easy, Angie. 1019 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,976 For who? Who isn't it easy for? 1020 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:38,978 For both of us. 1021 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:41,230 I've never broken up with someone before, and I... 1022 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:43,274 and I don't want to hurt you. - No, no, no, I don't... Okay. 1023 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:44,650 I-I love you, Angie. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 1024 00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:46,110 You don't get to say that. 1025 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,820 But it's true. - I don't... 1026 00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:49,780 No, it's fucking not. I don't care. 1027 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:51,282 I don't want to hear what you have to talk about. 1028 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,325 Can you get out? - Angie. 1029 00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:56,495 Can you seriously, like, get out? 1030 00:40:56,495 --> 00:40:58,414 Yeah. 1031 00:40:58,414 --> 00:41:00,416 slow, somber music 1032 00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:14,805 Tonight... 1033 00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:18,559 Wow. I've actually had a fucking night. Um... 1034 00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:22,062 I got some of my amends down, which is good. 1035 00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:26,775 Some people were really cool about it, and others... 1036 00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:28,777 I actually don't think they'll ever forgive me, 1037 00:41:28,777 --> 00:41:31,572 which is a bummer. 1038 00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:33,491 I tried to have sex with my girlfriend, 1039 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:37,661 and, uh... I choked. 1040 00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:39,622 Couldn't do it. I was... 1041 00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:41,874 I don't know what I was. 1042 00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:44,168 soft, gentle music 1043 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,795 You know, in sober living, um, 1044 00:41:46,795 --> 00:41:48,881 I made a plan like they told me to, 1045 00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:52,176 and I was following it. 1046 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:54,136 I was. 1047 00:41:54,136 --> 00:41:56,347 And it felt like, I don't know, 1048 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:58,557 like everything was gonna be okay. 1049 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:04,355 But out here, things just move really fucking fast. 1050 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,357 soft, upbeat music 1051 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,234 What are you doing? 1052 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:10,611 I've, um... 1053 00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:14,240 I've been waiting for a moment all night to, um... 1054 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,867 Oh, my God. - Maribel, 1055 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:18,494 will you marry me? 1056 00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:20,204 I don't want to get married. 1057 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:24,124 But nobody wants to talk about it... 1058 00:42:24,124 --> 00:42:26,544 I want to have a baby. 1059 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,879 And there are so many 1060 00:42:28,879 --> 00:42:30,631 decisions to make. 1061 00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:33,509 But I don't want to think about it 1062 00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:36,303 And I really, really want it to be different this time. 1063 00:42:36,303 --> 00:42:38,055 Close my eyes, I'm going through the motion 1064 00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:39,890 It's hard for me to know what the right move is 1065 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:42,226 when I made the wrong choice so many times before. 1066 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:43,894 Double dosing... 1067 00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:46,397 I'd like to think I know better. 1068 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,148 Right? But... 1069 00:42:48,148 --> 00:42:50,234 how do I know if I really changed? 1070 00:42:52,486 --> 00:42:54,905 Ooh 1071 00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:56,740 We don't want to get older 1072 00:42:58,284 --> 00:42:59,868 Okay. 1073 00:42:59,868 --> 00:43:02,288 Hmm. 1074 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:04,623 Nope. 1075 00:43:04,623 --> 00:43:06,041 Hmm. 1076 00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:07,710 And I try to remind myself 1077 00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:09,795 that the old me wasn't all that bad, you know? 1078 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,007 But then I don't know 1079 00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:15,259 which parts of myself are okay to keep. 1080 00:43:17,886 --> 00:43:19,680 It's like... 1081 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,433 I don't know who I'm supposed to be anymore. 1082 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:28,105 And it's, like, twice as hard trying to make these decisions 1083 00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:29,523 when you're living with someone else. 1084 00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:31,525 Hi. 1085 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,033 How was tonight? 1086 00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:40,618 It was pretty great. 1087 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,453 Bette asked me to do a gallery job, 1088 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:45,414 and I think Sophie is gonna talk 1089 00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:47,207 to Alice about me doing her hundredth episode. 1090 00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:50,753 Nice. - Yeah. 1091 00:43:50,753 --> 00:43:53,297 How'd it go with Nat? 1092 00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:55,466 Did she give us permission to live together? 1093 00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:07,519 But I know one thing for sure. 1094 00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:09,813 I'm so fucking lucky to be here. 1095 00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:11,982 I feel like I got a real shot this time. 1096 00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,737 Ooh 1097 00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:19,782 Wake me up when it's over 1098 00:44:22,618 --> 00:44:25,663 Ooh 1099 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,289 We don't want to get older 1100 00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:30,125 Mm. 1101 00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:32,294 Mmm. Mm. 1102 00:44:32,294 --> 00:44:34,296 Mm. 1103 00:44:34,296 --> 00:44:35,923 Wake me up when it's over 1104 00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:38,467 Dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah 1105 00:44:45,557 --> 00:44:47,768 I can't believe you found your mom. 1106 00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:49,645 I just... I have so many questions. 1107 00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:52,523 Like, how did you feel, and what happened when you saw her? 1108 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:54,608 And just, I want to know everything. 1109 00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:57,361 I mean, share everything that you're comfortable with. 1110 00:44:57,361 --> 00:45:00,989 Mm. Well, um, in all honesty, 1111 00:45:00,989 --> 00:45:03,534 it started with something 1112 00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:05,536 that you said about a year ago, um, 1113 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:08,997 when you said I-I didn't know how to love you. 1114 00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:11,375 Oh, I never should've said that. 1115 00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:13,335 I'm sorry. I-- - No, no. No, no, no. It's okay. 1116 00:45:13,335 --> 00:45:14,878 I mean, it's more than okay. I... 1117 00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:16,922 It's what I needed to hear. 1118 00:45:16,922 --> 00:45:19,425 And I-I didn't know what to do with it at the time. 1119 00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:22,553 I mean, I knew you were right, but I didn't know how to fix it. 1120 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:24,555 So... [chuckles] 1121 00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:26,557 What? 1122 00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:29,309 You're gonna laugh. I went back to that silent retreat 1123 00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:31,478 that I failed at so miserably before. 1124 00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:33,230 Oh, my God. 1125 00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:34,982 You know, Shane and Alice told me that, 1126 00:45:34,982 --> 00:45:36,734 and I thought, "No way. They're kidding." 1127 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:39,403 No, they weren't. 1128 00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,405 And I stayed the whole time, 1129 00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:42,990 and I followed all the rules. 1130 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:45,367 I don't believe you. - Yes, it was big. 1131 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:47,870 It was hard, but I did it, and then around the, 1132 00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:51,331 um, second day of silence, 1133 00:45:51,331 --> 00:45:56,211 I... I had this question that kept coming up in my mind, 1134 00:45:56,211 --> 00:45:58,422 like, just echoing over and over again. 1135 00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:02,509 And it was, "Who taught me how to love?" 1136 00:46:08,223 --> 00:46:10,225 And I thought of my mom. 1137 00:46:10,225 --> 00:46:12,436 I just needed to be open 1138 00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:15,814 to hearing her tell me that she left me when I was a kid 1139 00:46:15,814 --> 00:46:19,318 because she didn't value herself enough to stay. 1140 00:46:19,318 --> 00:46:21,779 It was so freeing 1141 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:25,407 to know that I was able to forgive her. 1142 00:46:25,407 --> 00:46:27,785 And I don't know. That just... 1143 00:46:29,328 --> 00:46:31,580 It unlocked something for me. 1144 00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:35,042 And, of course, I told her all about you and Angie. 1145 00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:36,710 The whole story? 1146 00:46:36,710 --> 00:46:40,088 The whole epic story. - Oh. 1147 00:46:40,088 --> 00:46:42,966 Yeah, well, she doesn't know about today. 1148 00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:48,222 Today was one of the best days of my life. 1149 00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:50,224 Me, too. 1150 00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:52,226 soft, gentle music 1151 00:47:00,526 --> 00:47:02,903 I, um... 1152 00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:04,905 I should go. - Okay. 1153 00:47:04,905 --> 00:47:06,406 I... 1154 00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:10,953 I... I should leave. 1155 00:47:15,332 --> 00:47:17,417 I wasn't expecting you 1156 00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:21,713 Like a punch that knocks the wind out 1157 00:47:21,713 --> 00:47:24,466 I think you're changing everything 1158 00:47:24,466 --> 00:47:27,511 'Cause I'm about to let you in now 1159 00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:28,720 Ey 1160 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:31,181 I feel it, I'm feeling 1161 00:47:31,181 --> 00:47:35,143 That feeling, that feeling when... 1162 00:47:35,143 --> 00:47:37,187 Hi. 1163 00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:40,983 Ooh, ooh 1164 00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:44,361 I feel it now, I need it 1165 00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:48,198 That feeling, that feeling when... 1166 00:47:51,243 --> 00:47:53,370 You got to be fucking kidding me. 1167 00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:55,372 What the fuck 1168 00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:57,457 Ay, ay 1169 00:47:57,457 --> 00:47:59,042 What the fuck 1170 00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:01,461 Ay, ay 1171 00:48:01,461 --> 00:48:03,130 What the fuck 1172 00:48:03,130 --> 00:48:05,591 Ay, ay 1173 00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:07,301 What the fuck 1174 00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:09,052 Ay, ay 83270

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