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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:23,890 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 2 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,648 (SOUL MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 3 00:00:55,122 --> 00:00:57,557 I love a good fire. Mmm. 4 00:01:00,261 --> 00:01:01,761 Let's get this place set. 5 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,934 Ooh, this can go right here. 6 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:10,371 Well, y'all gonna have to go, 7 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,139 just for the weekend, though. 8 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:16,509 Cheers to us. 9 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:20,181 -(DOOR CREAKING) -(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 10 00:01:23,985 --> 00:01:24,986 Hello? 11 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,622 Hello? 12 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:33,995 Hello? Shawn? 13 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:37,630 Yo, stop playing. 14 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:43,037 (IN DEEP VOICE) I got a gun! (SOFTLY) God damn it. 15 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:46,207 (DEEP VOICE) Hey, yo... That's too DMX. What are you doing? 16 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:48,641 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Baby, is that you? 17 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:52,213 (SCREAMS) 18 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:54,547 -Damn, Morgan! -Nigga! 19 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:55,782 See, I knew I shouldn't have got you 20 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:57,418 the Muay Thai class for Christmas. 21 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,353 You "strong" strong. You strong with a C. 22 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:00,887 But why the hell didn't you say something? 23 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:02,456 Damn, you almost made me spill my wine. 24 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:04,091 So, you almost break your man nose, 25 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:05,692 but, "Oh, no, my wine?" 26 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:08,628 Baby, we are all alone in a cabin in the woods. 27 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:11,465 Until the others get here, you got to announce yourself. 28 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,901 -You asking for too much. -Am I? 29 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:16,803 I'll touch your penis later. 30 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:20,174 -Deal. -(SCOFFS) So predictable. 31 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:21,574 Okay, okay, but you gotta check out this room. 32 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:23,543 -This shit is wild. -How wild? 33 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:25,712 -Come on. -Oh, you like it sick. Okay. 34 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:27,114 SHAWN: Follow me. 35 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:28,516 Follow the leader, huh? 36 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:29,849 -MORGAN: Yeah. -(SHAWN CHUCKLES) 37 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,657 (MIMICKING FOOTSTEPS) 38 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:39,527 Stop playing. 39 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:41,395 Is it Blade's house? Where's Wesley? 40 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,197 I want to talk to Wesley. 41 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:45,232 If it is, you know what they pay you for. Wait, hold up. 42 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:47,902 I know I left this door open. 43 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:49,669 -Uh-uh. I'mma go get my sage. -Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 44 00:02:49,702 --> 00:02:51,671 Come on, come on, come on, now. We good. 45 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:52,907 Listen, I won't play. 46 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:55,009 I watched a whole entire Dateline episode 47 00:02:55,042 --> 00:02:56,709 with this psycho brother and sister 48 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:58,578 who kept their incest-bred kids 49 00:02:58,611 --> 00:03:00,481 hidden under the stairs of their Airbnb. 50 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,681 Also, that wasn't Dateline, 51 00:03:01,714 --> 00:03:02,782 that was just the plot from the movie 52 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:04,651 People Under the Stairs. 53 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:05,920 You might be right. 54 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,321 (GRUNTS) Oh. 55 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,789 (SUCKS TEETH) Kinda fucked myself up, but here you go. 56 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:12,625 -You okay? -Enter my port of doom. 57 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:14,428 -Wow. -Come on, come, come. 58 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:15,595 Did you know this house was gonna have 59 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:16,696 this cool ass game room? 60 00:03:16,729 --> 00:03:18,466 No, I did not. 61 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,334 But that's not why I brought you in here. 62 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,701 You gotta check this out. 63 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:26,673 -The Blackening. Seriously? -Yup. 64 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:28,808 Whoa! 65 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,743 What in the Jim Crow fuck, right? 66 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:32,947 Uh-uh. This is hella disturbing. 67 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,647 Why the hell is this in this house? 68 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:37,318 This was not in any of the reviews, but guess what? 69 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:38,519 It's about to be. 70 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,820 I don't know but as soon as I get a signal, 71 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:43,591 I'm fittin' to cancel their asses immediately. 72 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:45,459 Yo, AirDrop me all of that. 73 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,861 I got you. Say, "Cheese," motherfucker. 74 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,598 -Baby, this is wild. -Yeah. 75 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:51,798 How do you even play this game? 76 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,934 -Like, what are the rules? -You tryna play? 77 00:03:53,968 --> 00:03:57,238 I mean, I'm a little curious. Aren't you? 78 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:59,839 I can't even get you to play Spades but you all over Sambo. 79 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:02,809 Oh. At least Sambo don't renege. 80 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:05,546 Nigga, if you say you don't have hearts, guess what? 81 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,779 You shouldn't have hearts. 82 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:08,415 THE GAME: Pick a card. 83 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,783 (DISTANT SCREAM) 84 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:12,719 At least we know it's working. 85 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,854 -(SIGHS) -Shit probably runs on racism. 86 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,457 (LAUGHS DRYLY) Now, that is one battery 87 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,993 -that ain't dying no time soon. -That's a sober comment 88 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:20,793 - right there, baby. -Pick a card! 89 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,662 Okay, nigga, calm down. I just did. 90 00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:25,466 Yeah, and you better watch how you talking to my lady, okay? 91 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:26,733 -Okay. -What you got? 92 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,537 "You are a Black character in a horror movie. 93 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,505 "Prove that you can stay alive. 94 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:34,375 "Name one Black character that survived a horror movie. 95 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:38,145 "You must answer correctly, or you die." What the hell? 96 00:04:38,179 --> 00:04:40,813 So this is just an aggressively-themed trivia game. 97 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:42,682 Hold up, were there even niggas in horror movies 98 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:45,653 -when this game was created? -Baby, you're thinking too much about this, 99 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:46,886 all right? I know the answer. 100 00:04:46,921 --> 00:04:50,024 It is Jada Pinkett, Omar Epps, Scream 2. 101 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,225 Boom, Sambo. 102 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:53,260 (IMITATES BUZZER) Them niggas was the first to die. 103 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:54,295 What are you talking about? 104 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:55,795 I honestly think that the studio didn't have 105 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:57,264 the budget to keep 'em the whole movie. 106 00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:59,899 -Mmm-hmm. -That's why they had to die first. (LAUGHS) 107 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,975 All right, let's see what we got here. 108 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:11,545 -We got game pieces. -Mmm-hmm. 109 00:05:11,579 --> 00:05:12,779 MORGAN: Wait a minute. 110 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:16,150 Don't this look like my earring? 111 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:17,918 Let me see. 112 00:05:17,952 --> 00:05:19,752 Yeah, like, it's the same but different. 113 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:21,522 -(TIMER DINGS) -Your time has run out. 114 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:22,957 You did not answer correctly. 115 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,791 But hold up. How the hell does a game know 116 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,060 if we answer correctly or not? 117 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:29,096 It don't. Watch this. You watching us, Sambo? 118 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,967 Well, yes, I am. It's time to die. 119 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,368 (GAME LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 120 00:05:36,237 --> 00:05:37,605 MORGAN: Fuck! 121 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:40,641 (GAME CONTINUES LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 122 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,842 I can't see. Where are you? 123 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,478 Baby? Baby? Keep talking. 124 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,281 Morgan, baby, follow my voice. Follow my voice. I'm over here. 125 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:50,117 Okay, you got me. You got me. Come on, come on, come on. 126 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,819 Okay, okay. You got me. You got me. 127 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,188 (MORGAN WHIMPERS) 128 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:55,356 I'm so scared. 129 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:57,890 (SHAWN SHUSHING) 130 00:05:58,492 --> 00:05:59,493 Listen. 131 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:01,629 Is that... 132 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:03,063 Is that breathing? 133 00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:05,399 Wait. Let me get my phone. Let me get my phone. 134 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:08,535 Okay. Got it. 135 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:13,140 -Okay. -Okay. 136 00:06:14,008 --> 00:06:15,009 Okay. 137 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:16,710 Hello? 138 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:17,844 -(WHOOSHES) -(SHAWN GRUNTS) 139 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,812 (GASPS) Shawn? 140 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,016 Shawn? 141 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,050 Shawn? 142 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:27,354 (GASPS, SCREAMS) 143 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:31,325 Run, nigga. 144 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:35,396 (MORGAN CRYING) 145 00:06:38,132 --> 00:06:39,533 MAN: Hey! 146 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,269 Peekaboo, I see you. (GRUNTS) 147 00:06:42,303 --> 00:06:44,804 -(THE GAME LAUGHING) -(MAN GRUNTS) 148 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:54,048 (MORGAN CRYING) 149 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:58,552 THE GAME: Time to die! Time to die! Time to die! 150 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:00,954 Time to die! 151 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:02,923 (SCREAMING) 152 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,459 (CONTINUES LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 153 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:10,197 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 154 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,350 MORGAN: (ON VOICEMAIL) Hey, guys! 155 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:39,153 Listen, I cannot wait to see you guys. 156 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,221 Oh, remember, when you turn on Valley Lane, 157 00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:43,657 it's gonna feel like you've gone too far 158 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:44,792 because you in the woods. 159 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,460 But just keep coming. 160 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:48,028 Shawn almost got us lost earlier. 161 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,229 SHAWN: (ON VOICEMAIL) Man, no I didn't, Morgan. 162 00:08:49,263 --> 00:08:50,964 -Don't tell 'em that. -MORGAN: Anyway, 163 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:53,934 I got the games ready. Time to get it cracking! 164 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,102 -Oh, shit. -God damn. 165 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,937 This whole reunion about to crack, 166 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,907 and you know Morgan ain't playing 167 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:00,240 when it comes to the party planning. 168 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:02,943 Okay, because we about to turn it all the way up. 169 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:06,213 -I got some shrooms, molly. -Oh, that sounds good. 170 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,681 Ooh, and I got some nice herb in the back. 171 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,384 I don't even care. We got the whole crew back, okay? 172 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:14,521 Got all eight of us. We did that, y'all. 173 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:17,291 Pause, pause, pause. Eight? What do you mean eight? 174 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:20,294 I know seven. Who all gon' be there? 175 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:22,529 ALLISON: Bitch, you didn't tell him that Nnamdi was coming? 176 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:23,932 LISA: I was going to. 177 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,766 -ALLISON: Really? -LISA: Hell no! 178 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,267 ALLISON: I knew it. By the way, 179 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:30,037 -I like this haircut on you. -LISA: Thanks, girl. 180 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,439 Hello, bitches. I see y'all exchanging looks. 181 00:09:32,473 --> 00:09:33,807 What are y'all shady asses hiding? 182 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,008 -Nothing. -Nothing. 183 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:36,477 Matter of fact, y'all are hiding someone. 184 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:39,580 Again, answer my question, who all gon' be there? 185 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,916 Who cares who's going? 186 00:09:41,950 --> 00:09:43,952 It's been 10 years since we all hung out. 187 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,819 We came to have fun. 188 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:47,154 Yes, please. 189 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:51,692 We need some reckless, unadulterated fun. 190 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,126 We all desperately need it, 191 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,862 -especially you, Dewayne. -Especially you. 192 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,230 Okay, you ain't gotta say it like that. 193 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,332 (LAUGHS DRYLY) But, yes, you are right. 194 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:01,602 I do need fun, and I am very excited to see everybody. 195 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:02,736 (GIRLS GIGGLING) 196 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,172 As long as Nnamdi's not there. 197 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,440 He not gonna be there, right? 198 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,108 (RAP SONG PLAYING) 199 00:10:38,940 --> 00:10:40,574 (DOORBELL CHIMES) 200 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,089 (CHUCKLES) 201 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,992 Yes, it's that good shit. 202 00:10:58,026 --> 00:10:59,660 (GASPS) No, they don't. 203 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:02,296 Rap Snack? (LAUGHS) 204 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,666 Okay, Chainsaw Massacre man, I see you. 205 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,100 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 206 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,609 Hey. Stranger danger. 207 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,344 -Sorry. -Shanika? 208 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,179 Carlton? 209 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,882 -Clifton. -Clifton. Yes! 210 00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:24,018 Oh, my God, what you doing out here in the middle of nowhere? 211 00:11:24,052 --> 00:11:25,819 Oh, come on. Aren't you here for the reunion? 212 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,521 Yeah, yes, the reunion. 213 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,556 -Yes, I am. -(DOORBELL CHIMES) 214 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:34,094 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 215 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,030 Wow. 216 00:11:36,064 --> 00:11:38,432 Anyhoo, I was actually on my way to the soiree, 217 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,300 but I forgot my phone charger, 218 00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:42,302 and then my phone died. 219 00:11:42,336 --> 00:11:44,338 It's not the end of the world. It's okay. It's fine, right? 220 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,440 But then my Hyundai died up the road. 221 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,642 -Your what? -Hyundai died up the road. 222 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:51,511 And I get here, they don't even have my charger. 223 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,647 They have iPhone, I have Android. 224 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,550 -Damn. I'm sorry, that does suck. -It does. 225 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,685 -Not the car, the Android. -You're funny. 226 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,622 We all know Androids have the superior operating systems. 227 00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:03,457 Wrong! 228 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,726 That's wrong. But it's okay. 229 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:09,097 I'm gonna help yo ass get gas despite your opinions. 230 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,397 Come on. Let's go. 231 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,798 And why do you got so much damn toilet paper? 232 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,767 You have so many Rap Snacks. That's a lot of salt. 233 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,003 Okay, is it just me 234 00:12:15,036 --> 00:12:17,537 or is this giving Texas Chainsaw Massacre? 235 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,239 ALLISON: I don't know, I never seen that film. 236 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,574 White people scare me. 237 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,776 -But your daddy is White. -Exactly. 238 00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:24,544 And, girl, that's why every single time he gets mad, 239 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:27,949 I'm like, "Oh, Lord, here it comes: murder-suicide." 240 00:12:27,982 --> 00:12:29,149 (DEWAYNE AND LISA LAUGHING) 241 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,450 ALLISON: You know I'm serious. 242 00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:32,419 (DEWAYNE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 243 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,354 ALLISON: (LAUGHING) Oh, God! 244 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:37,891 No! 245 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:41,895 Oh, my God, really, bitch? A cabin in the woods? 246 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,263 It's technically a house. 247 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,133 -(DEWAYNE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY) -I think it's cute. 248 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,466 But she got money. 249 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,769 We could have went to, like, a five-star resort. 250 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,404 (MEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 251 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:52,907 MAN 1: You're wasting your time. 252 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,374 MAN 2: Just answer the question 253 00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:56,610 -so I can find out... -What seems to be the problem? 254 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:59,680 I'm trying to explain to him that I'm staying here for the week, 255 00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,049 I just didn't have the code, but... 256 00:13:01,082 --> 00:13:02,516 -Who are you? -Are you a cop? 257 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:05,252 I'm a park ranger, and your friend here is trespassing. 258 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,921 No, he's not. 259 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,321 LISA: See? Right here. 260 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,457 All of our names are listed. 261 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,060 We have the home for the weekend. 262 00:13:12,093 --> 00:13:14,628 -Told you. -And here is my license. 263 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,467 Excuse me. 264 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,637 Normally, the Conners only rent to... 265 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:24,671 White people? 266 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:28,009 -Families. -White families. 267 00:13:28,042 --> 00:13:29,242 Mmm. 268 00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:32,312 You all have a wonderful stay. 269 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,718 "You have a wonderful time." He sounds like my dad. 270 00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:40,687 Ew. I didn't know park rangers have guns. That is unsettling. 271 00:13:40,721 --> 00:13:42,789 Well, that was completely unnecessary. 272 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:46,326 Don't even trip. Can't let the ignorance of his prejudice disrupt our inner peace. 273 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,595 -What? -Okay, Gandhi. 274 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:52,466 So when did you get all namaste, King? 275 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,301 Is this the same King we went to college with? 276 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,137 Of course it is. 277 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,139 What is this sensitive energy? 278 00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,773 (KING SIGHS) 279 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,509 Where are Shawn and Morgan at? 280 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,244 They texted me. They probably just went out. 281 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,312 They'll be back soon. 282 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,447 Anyway, happy Juneteenth, niggas! 283 00:14:07,481 --> 00:14:09,549 -Happy Juneteenth! -Happy Juneteenth! 284 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,451 Happy Juneteenth, Ranger White! 285 00:14:11,485 --> 00:14:13,587 -Aye! -(LAUGHING) 286 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,522 -Whose car is this? -NNAMDI: Hey, yo! 287 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,959 It's... I'm gonna go get my bag. 288 00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:20,293 ALLISON: Brother Nnamdi. 289 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,428 NNAMDI: Sister Allison Tubman. 290 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,696 ALLISON: Good to see you. 291 00:14:23,064 --> 00:14:24,264 Sister. 292 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:25,967 -What's up? -Hey. 293 00:14:27,135 --> 00:14:29,170 (LAUGHS DRYLY) 'Sup. 294 00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:30,470 I gotta go get my bag. 295 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,608 So, what's up, y'all ready to party? 296 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:35,642 Yup. 297 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,485 Sorry. 298 00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:47,854 I should have told you that Nnamdi and I are friends again. 299 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,689 Yeah, you should have. 300 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,492 But honestly, at this point, it is what it is. 301 00:14:52,526 --> 00:14:54,962 But friends. I'm confused, when did that happen? 302 00:14:54,996 --> 00:14:56,496 Because last time I checked, 303 00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:58,799 that was the nigga that cheated on you again, and again. 304 00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:02,402 I'm over that. College was a long time ago. 305 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,537 People can grow, Dewayne. 306 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,039 Are you saying I haven't grown? 307 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:08,109 Look, Nnamdi and I are just friends, so you can relax. 308 00:15:08,142 --> 00:15:10,211 Can we please enjoy this? 309 00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:12,512 It'll be like the old days. 310 00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:15,749 Party, play some of Morgan's games, 311 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,651 party some more. 312 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,354 -Fine. -Close your eyes. 313 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,991 -Do you trust me? -(INHALES) With my life. 314 00:15:24,025 --> 00:15:25,392 Take a deep breath. 315 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,761 Now, inhale through your mouth. 316 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,130 (INHALES) 317 00:15:29,163 --> 00:15:30,430 -Swallow. -Mmm. What is this? 318 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,465 Molly. Now, stop being sad and pressed. 319 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:33,834 Time to party, bitch. 320 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,002 -Molly? -Yup. 321 00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:37,071 -You know that's my drug of choice. -Let's do it! 322 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,413 ALLISON: Hello? 323 00:15:47,949 --> 00:15:49,449 Yo! 324 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:53,453 Oh, my gosh. This is so cute! 325 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,489 I bet you Morgan did this. You know she loves decorating. 326 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,358 I bet you they already took the best rooms, too. 327 00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,559 Oh, my gosh. 328 00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:00,928 Shit, look, Allison. 329 00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:03,763 Even got a picture of you on the wall, too. 330 00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:06,499 (KING CHUCKLES) 331 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:07,734 Fuck you, Nnamdi. That's your ex-girlfriend. 332 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,003 You know, the one with the teeth? 333 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:11,005 -Okay. -Uh-oh. 334 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,406 You know what time it is when these cards come out? 335 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,375 You taking all the Spade fades. 336 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,610 You still like losing? 337 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,777 If this is how you wanna start the weekend, 338 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:18,946 that's fine with me, gentlemen. 339 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,982 Because me and Lisa about to come back 340 00:16:21,015 --> 00:16:22,649 and issue that smackdown. 341 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,353 Let me go drop my bags, and I will be right back. 342 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:28,588 This is nice. I bet you this is all repurposed wood, too. 343 00:16:37,131 --> 00:16:38,598 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 344 00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,005 (FLOOR CREAKS) 345 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,920 (DOORKNOB CLICKS) 346 00:16:58,953 --> 00:17:00,587 (DOORKNOB CLICKING) 347 00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:06,227 Hmm. This must be where they keep their personal items. 348 00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:09,429 -It's locked. -Or maybe it's the master bedroom. 349 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,864 And Morgan and Shawn, 350 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,465 the couple of the friend group, took it. 351 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:15,970 Okay. Speaking of couples, 352 00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:18,339 a little birdy told me that another couple 353 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,408 may be in our friend group. 354 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,642 I'm not saying, I'm just saying. 355 00:17:22,676 --> 00:17:24,477 You're not saying, but you're just saying what, Allison? 356 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:25,745 I'm just saying, Nnamdi, 357 00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:28,815 do not break her heart again, and I mean that. 358 00:17:29,951 --> 00:17:31,218 I got you. 359 00:17:31,252 --> 00:17:33,720 And remember, you gonna have to deal with Dewayne, too. 360 00:17:37,992 --> 00:17:39,226 KING: Mix it up, baby. 361 00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:40,794 Oh, yeah. 362 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,268 Mmm-hmm. 363 00:17:47,301 --> 00:17:48,903 This ain't the Blackest shit ever? 364 00:17:48,936 --> 00:17:51,571 You know what else is real Black? Diabetes. 365 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,274 Ain't nobody drinking that. 366 00:17:53,307 --> 00:17:54,674 -We're good. -You know what? 367 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,377 I'mma pray that you get all that hate out your heart. 368 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:57,610 And why would you do that? 369 00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,381 That's what keeps me nice and young. (LAUGHS) 370 00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,216 Stop playing, you gonna make me drop these. 371 00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:06,954 Okay. 372 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,956 (CREAKING) 373 00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:13,194 (CREAKING) 374 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:28,142 -My brotha. -Hey. Let's go. 375 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,777 I call it King's Kool-Ayyy. 376 00:18:31,979 --> 00:18:34,382 The fuck, brother. Call it King's Kool-No. 377 00:18:34,415 --> 00:18:36,783 -Is it that bad? -Yes, bro. You tripping. 378 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,585 Sugar fuck around and give you a cramp. 379 00:18:39,153 --> 00:18:41,788 God damn! Shit! 380 00:18:43,057 --> 00:18:44,758 (BOTH LAUGHING) 381 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,727 Damn. But shit, bro, how you been? 382 00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:49,729 I've been good, you know. 383 00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:51,631 I feel like everything's starting to fall into place. 384 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,101 -Okay. -Got steady clients at the gym. 385 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,070 I'm seeing this girl now. 386 00:18:56,103 --> 00:18:57,804 Oh, shit. Only one? 387 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,607 Yes, bro. Only one. I'm a new man. 388 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,642 Wow. You know what I call that? 389 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,512 -Mmm. Growth. -Delusion. 390 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,579 -What? -You been saying that same thing 391 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,015 like, every two years since we met. 392 00:19:08,049 --> 00:19:10,251 You do some fuck shit, you feel bad, 393 00:19:10,284 --> 00:19:12,819 you reflect, become a new man. 394 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,587 But then the new nigga do some fuck shit, 395 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,490 and the whole cycle just start over again. 396 00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:17,757 Come on, bruh. 397 00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:19,226 -This time is different. -This time is different. 398 00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:20,827 (LAUGHING) 399 00:19:22,029 --> 00:19:24,065 Nigga, you say the same thing every time. 400 00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:25,032 You ain't changed. 401 00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:27,935 Man, fuck all that bull. What about you? 402 00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:31,738 What, you still a slave to the White man? 403 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,508 Y'all gonna stop calling my wife the White man, all right? 404 00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:36,876 -Her name is Jenny. -Okay. 405 00:19:36,911 --> 00:19:40,347 And she ain't "White" White. She ethnic White. 406 00:19:40,381 --> 00:19:41,982 -She Armenian. -Come on, man. 407 00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:43,551 That bitch is dog-kisses on-the-mouth, 408 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:48,621 pumpkin-spice-latte, Sweet-Caroline, Bye-Bye-Bye White. 409 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,958 So, you just gon' call my wife a bitch? 410 00:19:50,991 --> 00:19:54,061 Just, come on, bruh. Nah, I meant bitch in the colloquial sense. 411 00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:55,396 You know, like, 412 00:19:55,429 --> 00:19:57,630 "Hey, bitch. 413 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,732 "You gon' finish that quesadilla?" 414 00:20:00,568 --> 00:20:02,169 Yeah, no, that was a bad example. 415 00:20:04,505 --> 00:20:06,739 All right, look, bruh, I didn't mean... 416 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,075 I'm fucking with you. 417 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:09,910 (LAUGHS) 418 00:20:09,944 --> 00:20:12,446 -Fuck outta here, bro. -I'm fucking with you. 419 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:13,514 I'm a changed man. 420 00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,216 (LAUGHS) 421 00:20:15,249 --> 00:20:16,716 Shit, look at me. 422 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,053 So, you telling me she wrung every bit of the thug out of you, bro? 423 00:20:19,086 --> 00:20:20,521 There's not even a little bit left? 424 00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,323 Like, you really ain't packing right now? 425 00:20:22,356 --> 00:20:24,824 (SIGHS) Nah, man. 426 00:20:24,858 --> 00:20:26,826 Man, you really in the "Sunken Place." 427 00:20:28,429 --> 00:20:31,664 Balls deep, my brother. Balls deep. 428 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,634 (ANIMAL HOWLING IN DISTANCE) 429 00:20:41,242 --> 00:20:43,177 -LISA: You got a heart? -ALLISON: Nope. 430 00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:44,878 LISA: You got that last club, don't you? 431 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:48,115 -ALLISON: Yup, and it's low. -LISA: Got you. 432 00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:53,753 Oh, yeah, she love the club. Let me see. 433 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,257 Yo, I hate these dudes. I hate 'em. 434 00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:58,658 Not a good time. (EXCLAIMS) 435 00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,895 I knew it, and that might be board. 436 00:21:10,304 --> 00:21:11,372 Five. 437 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:17,278 That may be the dagger. 438 00:21:17,311 --> 00:21:18,946 Shit. All I got is a... 439 00:21:18,979 --> 00:21:21,748 -Dang, bitch! -(BOTH EXCLAIMING) 440 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,118 That's my partner, okay? 441 00:21:24,151 --> 00:21:27,621 That is what we do on Juneteenth, motherfuckers. 442 00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:29,756 -Y'all cheated, man. -So now we cheated? 443 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,525 Congratulations. Chivalry's not dead. 444 00:21:31,559 --> 00:21:32,960 Oh, oh. Take your L and go. 445 00:21:32,993 --> 00:21:35,162 Nnam, that's something a loser would say, Nnamdi. 446 00:21:35,196 --> 00:21:36,397 Don't be a sore loser. 447 00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:39,567 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 448 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:40,800 Hey, Dewayne, you wanna run one? 449 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:41,868 Come on, Dewayne. 450 00:21:41,902 --> 00:21:43,637 Come on, bro, let's run one. 451 00:21:43,671 --> 00:21:46,974 Dewayne, did you just shift in your seat at me, you little moody ass? 452 00:21:47,007 --> 00:21:49,709 -What is wrong with Dewayne? -He always does this. 453 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:52,413 First, he gets all introspective and shit, 454 00:21:52,446 --> 00:21:53,647 and then 20 minutes later... 455 00:21:53,681 --> 00:21:55,882 (DANCE RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 456 00:21:57,184 --> 00:21:59,752 I fucking love this song. Are y'all hot? 457 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,623 -Kinda hot. -KING: Oh, he needs some water. 458 00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:05,059 Yup, that molly finally got his ass. 459 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,861 Oh, my God, he is wilding. 460 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,130 Oh, I feel like the music is 461 00:22:10,164 --> 00:22:11,398 -kissing me on my neck. -(CELL PHONE BUZZING) 462 00:22:11,432 --> 00:22:12,967 KING: Nobody kissing your neck. 463 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,069 ALLISON: Yes, Dewayne. Come on! 464 00:22:17,972 --> 00:22:20,007 You better rip those pants off, Dewayne. 465 00:22:21,976 --> 00:22:25,045 Come on, who needs clothes, boo? Yes! 466 00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:27,014 No. No. 467 00:22:27,047 --> 00:22:28,916 You got it going, Dewayne. 468 00:22:29,717 --> 00:22:31,818 (KING CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 469 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,121 (MUSIC AND PARTYING CONTINUE IN OTHER ROOM) 470 00:22:40,461 --> 00:22:42,930 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 471 00:22:57,411 --> 00:22:58,811 (CREAKING) 472 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:02,416 LISA: Nnamdi, is that you? 473 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:14,928 (DOOR CLOSING) 474 00:23:18,632 --> 00:23:20,267 (CREAKING) 475 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,344 Shit! You scared me. 476 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:35,215 (ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING) 477 00:23:42,723 --> 00:23:44,325 Hey, what's the problem? 478 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,727 I feel bad. 479 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:47,795 Dewayne still doesn't know 480 00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:49,862 -we got back together. -Dewayne? 481 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:53,033 (SCOFFS, CLEARS THROAT) 482 00:23:53,567 --> 00:23:55,868 Maybe if you tell him, 483 00:23:55,903 --> 00:23:58,572 you might realize that you outgrew your friend. 484 00:23:59,373 --> 00:24:00,840 Boy. 485 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,976 You really thought you just said something. 486 00:24:03,010 --> 00:24:05,412 "You realize you've outgrown your friend." 487 00:24:07,748 --> 00:24:10,017 You don't know shit about my friendship. 488 00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:11,985 -(SIGHS) -Okay. 489 00:24:14,121 --> 00:24:16,557 -(SIGHING) Oh, my God. -Are you okay? 490 00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:18,025 My molly just hit. 491 00:24:19,827 --> 00:24:24,098 Look, I'm sorry I lashed out. 492 00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:26,899 I was projecting a bit, but you were overstepping. 493 00:24:29,570 --> 00:24:30,604 Now... 494 00:24:32,373 --> 00:24:34,375 -take your pants off. -(PANTS UNZIP) 495 00:24:42,116 --> 00:24:44,385 (WASHING MACHINE CHIMES, WHIRRING) 496 00:24:50,858 --> 00:24:52,459 (SOFT METALLIC CLINKING) 497 00:24:52,493 --> 00:24:54,928 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 498 00:24:58,699 --> 00:25:00,634 (DOOR LOCK CLICKS, CREAKING) 499 00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:22,356 (LOCK CLICKS) 500 00:25:35,836 --> 00:25:36,937 Boo, motherfucker! 501 00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:38,405 -(EXCLAIMS) -(LAUGHING) 502 00:25:38,439 --> 00:25:40,240 Bitch, you play too much. I almost hit you. 503 00:25:40,274 --> 00:25:42,476 -Nigga, is you high? -A little bit. 504 00:25:42,509 --> 00:25:43,744 -You on molly? -Yeah. 505 00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:45,012 Gimme some. Where you got some at? 506 00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:46,380 -Oh, my God. Go in the house. -Okay. Get me... 507 00:25:46,413 --> 00:25:48,449 -Get me some molly. -Ow. You so late, move. 508 00:25:48,482 --> 00:25:50,484 Hold on! 'Bout to fuck up my Moscato. 509 00:25:50,517 --> 00:25:52,586 -This is peach lavender. -Go through the front door. 510 00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:54,354 -I love you. -Love you. 511 00:25:54,388 --> 00:25:55,656 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 512 00:25:55,689 --> 00:25:59,159 Happy Juneteenth, niggas! Shanika in the hizzouse. 513 00:25:59,193 --> 00:26:00,494 Hey. 514 00:26:00,527 --> 00:26:02,663 -What's up, Ally? -ALLISON: Girlfriend, hi! 515 00:26:02,696 --> 00:26:03,932 Yes, how are ya? 516 00:26:03,964 --> 00:26:05,332 It's so good to see you, boo. Put that on ice. 517 00:26:05,365 --> 00:26:06,967 -What's up, Shanika? Where you been? -What up, nigga? 518 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,437 I got lost, and then my car couldn't make it up that fucking hill. 519 00:26:10,471 --> 00:26:13,173 -Y'all, I ran into, um... -Clifton. 520 00:26:13,207 --> 00:26:17,211 I have not seen you since we were at the... 521 00:26:17,244 --> 00:26:19,880 -SHANIKA: At the one... -I don't know that nigga. 522 00:26:19,914 --> 00:26:21,482 -At the... -School. 523 00:26:21,515 --> 00:26:22,816 -School! -School! 524 00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:23,884 That's what it was. 525 00:26:23,918 --> 00:26:25,085 -All right. -Yes. 526 00:26:25,118 --> 00:26:27,221 -Well, welcome. -Thanks. I appreciate it. 527 00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:30,491 I mean, I'm surprised I was invited, too. 528 00:26:30,524 --> 00:26:33,060 Anyway, do you guys have an Android charger? 529 00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:34,963 I told you, we don't support that. 530 00:26:34,995 --> 00:26:37,498 All right, well, you can't win 'em all. 531 00:26:37,531 --> 00:26:40,000 -Thanks for having me. -Y'all, where's Lisa? 532 00:26:40,033 --> 00:26:42,536 I know y'all motherfuckers didn't start numbing reality without me, 533 00:26:42,569 --> 00:26:43,837 'cause if you did... 534 00:26:43,871 --> 00:26:45,305 (SQUEALING) What up, Lis? 535 00:26:46,373 --> 00:26:49,543 You smell like dick. What the fuck you been doing? 536 00:26:51,345 --> 00:26:53,580 Oh. That's who you been doing. 537 00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:55,849 I accidentally smelled some of the dick. 538 00:26:55,883 --> 00:26:57,718 (SHANIKA LAUGHING) 539 00:26:58,886 --> 00:27:00,454 Oh, wow. 540 00:27:00,487 --> 00:27:02,890 So, Lisa the new girl you was telling me about? 541 00:27:02,924 --> 00:27:04,157 (DEWAYNE CLEARS THROAT) 542 00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:14,701 Oh, so suddenly it's quiet and all eyes are on me. 543 00:27:14,735 --> 00:27:16,336 Is that my reputation? 544 00:27:16,370 --> 00:27:18,739 Something happens and y'all just waiting on me to be combative? 545 00:27:18,772 --> 00:27:20,374 (EXCLAIMS, LAUGHS) 546 00:27:20,407 --> 00:27:23,043 Guys, I'm not even mad, I promise. 547 00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:25,245 Lis, I'm tryna be as fucked up as he is. 548 00:27:25,279 --> 00:27:26,580 ALLISON: Let's get this party started. 549 00:27:26,613 --> 00:27:28,348 Yep. We should all take shots, right? 550 00:27:28,382 --> 00:27:29,550 Yes. Please. 551 00:27:29,583 --> 00:27:31,385 Get back to handing out these ass-whoopings in Spades. 552 00:27:31,418 --> 00:27:33,253 ALLISON: Who are you talking to? 553 00:27:33,287 --> 00:27:35,489 Oh, puh-lease. 'Cause you know good and well 554 00:27:35,522 --> 00:27:37,558 we've been whooping your ass all night, right, Lisa? 555 00:27:37,591 --> 00:27:39,660 Y'all got lucky. Don't let it go to your heads. 556 00:27:39,693 --> 00:27:40,794 (ALLISON LAUGHS) 557 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,529 -Hey, Dewayne. -Hey. 558 00:27:42,563 --> 00:27:45,967 Oh, my God. Gal, it's so nice to see you again. 559 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,235 -It's Clifton. -Oh... Yes. 560 00:27:48,268 --> 00:27:50,038 Oh, my God, I'm so... I knew that. 561 00:27:50,070 --> 00:27:51,906 I'm so sorry. I've taken a lot of drugs. 562 00:27:51,940 --> 00:27:53,473 Do you know where I can put my bag? 563 00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:54,541 Mmm-mmm. 564 00:27:55,242 --> 00:27:56,843 Where's Morgan and Shawn? 565 00:27:56,877 --> 00:27:59,246 I got a text last night saying that they made it here. 566 00:27:59,279 --> 00:28:00,982 They texted us earlier, actually, 567 00:28:01,015 --> 00:28:04,052 and told us that they were gonna come back later on this evening. 568 00:28:04,084 --> 00:28:06,553 -Hey, thank you. -You're welcome. 569 00:28:06,587 --> 00:28:08,221 -Here, Clifton. -Thank you, baby. 570 00:28:08,255 --> 00:28:09,856 -No, hold it, nigga. -(SIPPING) 571 00:28:11,158 --> 00:28:12,626 -I have a toast. -Yes! 572 00:28:12,659 --> 00:28:15,796 On this Juneteenth Day, I would like to celebrate freedom. 573 00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:16,931 -Freedom. -Freedom. 574 00:28:16,965 --> 00:28:18,632 Freedom from caring about people 575 00:28:18,665 --> 00:28:20,400 more than they care about themselves. 576 00:28:20,434 --> 00:28:23,470 A friend of mine once told me, "People can grow." 577 00:28:23,503 --> 00:28:25,105 At the time, I didn't know what she meant, 578 00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:28,042 but now I know that she meant, "Grow apart." 579 00:28:28,076 --> 00:28:30,477 Uh-huh. And then they die. 580 00:28:30,510 --> 00:28:32,245 -And that's called fate. -Dewayne. 581 00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:35,482 Mmm. Cheers to having standards and self-respect. 582 00:28:35,515 --> 00:28:38,052 (CHUCKLES) To friendship for life. 583 00:28:38,086 --> 00:28:39,453 -For life. -For life. 584 00:28:39,486 --> 00:28:41,321 Lovely. That sounds awesome. 585 00:28:41,355 --> 00:28:43,024 (INHALES SHARPLY, EXCLAIMS) 586 00:28:43,057 --> 00:28:45,892 Oh, my God, holy shit, King. That tastes like pure sugar. 587 00:28:45,927 --> 00:28:49,931 I call it King's Kool-Ayyy. 588 00:28:49,964 --> 00:28:52,566 -You drink it, it make you go, "Ayyy." -NNAMDI: Bruh. 589 00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:54,368 I love you, but you gonna have to give it up. 590 00:28:54,401 --> 00:28:55,903 Okay, you know what? Keep drinking that shit 591 00:28:55,937 --> 00:28:57,038 and watch yourself get some cramps. 592 00:28:57,071 --> 00:28:58,405 Shut up. 593 00:28:58,438 --> 00:29:00,074 Let's get into these Spades. That's why we came here, 594 00:29:00,108 --> 00:29:01,642 -right? -ALLISON: Let's do it. 595 00:29:01,675 --> 00:29:03,510 So, look, it's gonna be Allison and Lisa, and me and Nnamdi. 596 00:29:03,543 --> 00:29:04,745 Uh, can I play? 597 00:29:04,778 --> 00:29:05,879 I don't know, can you? 598 00:29:05,913 --> 00:29:07,614 Well, can you teach me? 599 00:29:07,648 --> 00:29:09,050 Look, come on, bruh, ain't nobody ever teach you how to play Spades? 600 00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:10,817 I've played before, I just... 601 00:29:10,851 --> 00:29:12,954 -I forgot some of the... -King? 602 00:29:12,987 --> 00:29:15,389 Look, man, we ain't got time to be teaching you how to play. 603 00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,357 You can sit on the sideline, you can watch. 604 00:29:17,391 --> 00:29:20,394 If you learn, cool, if not... 605 00:29:20,427 --> 00:29:23,263 Yeah, sure, of course. I'll watch. 606 00:29:23,965 --> 00:29:25,632 You know what? You can learn, 607 00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:27,668 but it's just that you gonna have to be on a team in order to learn. 608 00:29:27,701 --> 00:29:30,905 And this weekend, it is women against boys. 609 00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:32,073 So, I mean if you're learning, 610 00:29:32,106 --> 00:29:33,407 you got to learn from your gender folk. 611 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,942 That ain't gonna happen. 612 00:29:37,511 --> 00:29:40,081 Yeah, learn from the losers 'cause we finna getting that ass, right? 613 00:29:40,114 --> 00:29:42,416 Okay! Bussin', baby. 614 00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:44,818 (ALL GROAN) 615 00:29:48,889 --> 00:29:50,223 ALLISON: Where are you going? 616 00:29:50,257 --> 00:29:51,825 I'm gonna look for the fuse box. 617 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:56,229 -What the hell was that? -What was what? 618 00:30:00,734 --> 00:30:02,569 -I see nothing. -DEWAYNE: Was it a raccoon? 619 00:30:02,602 --> 00:30:04,271 No, it was bigger than a raccoon. 620 00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:06,406 -DEWAYNE: Was it a bear? -KING: All right, we gotta find the lights. 621 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,442 ALLISON: Yeah, I'm with King. I'm not gonna... 622 00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:10,011 DEWAYNE: Like a bear-sized raccoon? 623 00:30:10,044 --> 00:30:11,278 ALLISON: Shut up. Come on. 624 00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:12,980 DEWAYNE: I don't know this house like that. 625 00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:20,121 It's locked. 626 00:30:20,154 --> 00:30:22,255 This one, too. Why are all the doors locked? 627 00:30:22,289 --> 00:30:24,025 Let's try this one. 628 00:30:24,058 --> 00:30:25,859 Uh, that one's locked, too, bruh. 629 00:30:27,995 --> 00:30:29,629 -Well. -Wait, wait. 630 00:30:29,663 --> 00:30:31,431 Who put that sign on the door? 631 00:30:31,465 --> 00:30:33,333 That was not there earlier, you guys. 632 00:30:36,737 --> 00:30:38,072 "Game room." 633 00:30:38,106 --> 00:30:39,673 Probably Morgan and Shawn. 634 00:30:39,706 --> 00:30:41,109 Probably just came back earlier 635 00:30:41,142 --> 00:30:42,809 and are trying to scare the shit out of us. 636 00:30:42,843 --> 00:30:45,012 -DEWAYNE: Well, it's not funny. -They think it's a prank or something. 637 00:30:45,046 --> 00:30:47,215 -Morgan! -Yo, Shawn, stop playing. 638 00:30:47,247 --> 00:30:48,715 KING: It's locked, bruh. It's lock... 639 00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:50,517 No, it ain't. 640 00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:53,687 Come on. 641 00:31:00,727 --> 00:31:01,762 What's this? 642 00:31:02,829 --> 00:31:03,864 Oh, hell no. 643 00:31:07,768 --> 00:31:10,171 So, the lights just come on when they want to? 644 00:31:10,204 --> 00:31:11,805 That works. 645 00:31:11,838 --> 00:31:13,273 Game room? 646 00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:17,878 Yeah, this is some Morgan next-level party-planning shit, right? 647 00:31:19,312 --> 00:31:20,714 They got all the games, too. 648 00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:25,086 (SQUEALS IN EXCITEMENT) Etch A Sketch. I used to love this. 649 00:31:25,119 --> 00:31:26,319 Oh, hey. 650 00:31:27,188 --> 00:31:29,556 I love Ouija boards. 651 00:31:29,589 --> 00:31:32,459 One time I tried to summon Gary Coleman and he was not happy. 652 00:31:36,429 --> 00:31:39,299 Hey, look at this. It's us from college. 653 00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:40,567 Oh, let me see me. 654 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,702 Um, I found Morgan's earring earlier. 655 00:31:42,736 --> 00:31:45,173 What? These are her great grandmother's. 656 00:31:45,206 --> 00:31:46,506 She never takes these off. 657 00:31:46,540 --> 00:31:47,808 Okay, then she's definitely here then. 658 00:31:47,841 --> 00:31:50,178 See, y'all? Morgan just fucking with us. 659 00:31:50,211 --> 00:31:52,312 -NNAMDI: Yeah. -ALLISON: "The Blackening"? 660 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:54,982 Yo, what is this? Jim Crow Monopoly? 661 00:31:56,050 --> 00:31:57,717 Whoa. 662 00:31:57,751 --> 00:31:59,187 -DEWAYNE: Uh-uh. This game got bad vibes. -(ALL MUTTERING DISMISSIVELY) 663 00:31:59,220 --> 00:32:00,754 No. No, thank you. 664 00:32:00,787 --> 00:32:02,856 Yeah, Morgan would not plan some stupid shit like this, bruh. 665 00:32:02,889 --> 00:32:04,324 Nah, she wouldn't. 666 00:32:10,998 --> 00:32:11,999 King, 667 00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,269 I think this must be yours. 668 00:32:15,303 --> 00:32:18,139 -It's a crown. That makes sense. -Huh. 669 00:32:18,172 --> 00:32:21,209 -A purse. That's fitting. -Nnamdi. 670 00:32:21,242 --> 00:32:24,544 -A pyramid? Why's that fitting? -Because, nigga, you're literally from Africa. 671 00:32:27,014 --> 00:32:28,082 Shanika. 672 00:32:29,016 --> 00:32:30,117 Why I gotta get a bottle? 673 00:32:30,151 --> 00:32:31,685 Because you're literally a drunk. 674 00:32:31,718 --> 00:32:33,921 So, wait, they made one of these specifically for each of us? 675 00:32:33,955 --> 00:32:35,488 Yeah, I guess. 676 00:32:35,856 --> 00:32:36,991 (CHUCKLES) 677 00:32:38,758 --> 00:32:40,427 No, no, no, what are you doing? 678 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:42,196 We literally came all this way to party 679 00:32:42,230 --> 00:32:44,364 and play games, so that's what I'm doing. 680 00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:48,435 Oh, come on, this is clearly Morgan's work. 681 00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:50,370 I am not even tripping. Let's just play. 682 00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:51,638 NNAMDI: Yeah, I'm with Allison. 683 00:32:51,671 --> 00:32:52,706 Everybody falling for this fake creepiness, 684 00:32:52,739 --> 00:32:53,840 but I'mma beat her at her own game. 685 00:32:53,874 --> 00:32:56,010 Yeah, Morgan, I see you. Game on, bitch. 686 00:32:57,245 --> 00:32:58,279 I guess. 687 00:32:58,312 --> 00:32:59,412 KING: All right, let's get it. 688 00:32:59,446 --> 00:33:01,048 Yeah, let's get it. 689 00:33:02,482 --> 00:33:05,552 So, I guess the question is how do we play? 690 00:33:05,585 --> 00:33:07,420 Ask the little racist nigga here. 691 00:33:07,454 --> 00:33:10,490 THE GAME: Pick a card and save Morgan. 692 00:33:11,758 --> 00:33:14,394 The hell? What it mean "save Morgan"? 693 00:33:15,395 --> 00:33:16,998 (DOOR SLAMS) 694 00:33:17,031 --> 00:33:18,099 (LOCK CLICKS) 695 00:33:24,138 --> 00:33:25,339 (DOORKNOB RATTLING) 696 00:33:25,373 --> 00:33:26,941 -Shit. It's locked. -That's not funny, King. 697 00:33:26,974 --> 00:33:30,410 See, that makes me nervous, and I throw up when I'm nervous. 698 00:33:30,443 --> 00:33:32,280 -Move, King. -(STAMMERS) Maybe it's a push. 699 00:33:32,313 --> 00:33:33,680 SHANIKA: Talking about it's locked. 700 00:33:33,713 --> 00:33:35,917 Your ass couldn't open it, that's why. 701 00:33:35,950 --> 00:33:36,984 If you just, um... 702 00:33:37,018 --> 00:33:39,287 Did you try pushing it? I think you should push. 703 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,388 You just jerk it off. There you go. 704 00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:41,721 Nigga, kill yourself. 705 00:33:42,889 --> 00:33:45,092 -Y'all, it's locked. -See? See, I told you. 706 00:33:45,126 --> 00:33:47,094 -This is why I don't go to fucking cabins... -I'm about to snap. 707 00:33:47,128 --> 00:33:50,197 Everyone, calm down so we can figure out what's going on. 708 00:33:50,231 --> 00:33:51,631 (TV CRACKLING) 709 00:33:53,633 --> 00:33:56,170 (LIVELY OLD-TIMEY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING) 710 00:34:01,409 --> 00:34:02,642 Wait, what the... 711 00:34:05,612 --> 00:34:07,747 -LISA: Oh, God, no. -KING: Is that Morgan? 712 00:34:07,781 --> 00:34:11,518 -Oh, no, Morgan. -Oh, my God. 713 00:34:11,551 --> 00:34:13,354 Y'all, we gotta get the fuck up outta here. 714 00:34:13,387 --> 00:34:14,854 ALLISON: Oh, my God, Morgan! 715 00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:18,192 Allison, you're gonna have to shut the hell up! 716 00:34:18,225 --> 00:34:19,693 ALLISON: I'm sorry. 717 00:34:21,228 --> 00:34:22,495 Please... 718 00:34:23,697 --> 00:34:27,401 THE GAME: Lisa, Nnamdi, Allison, Dewayne, 719 00:34:27,435 --> 00:34:29,803 Shanika, King, Clifton. 720 00:34:29,836 --> 00:34:31,372 SHANIKA: It said our names, y'all. 721 00:34:31,405 --> 00:34:32,772 This shit is "personal" personal. 722 00:34:32,806 --> 00:34:34,041 How the fuck is it doing this? 723 00:34:34,075 --> 00:34:35,910 The rules are simple. Answer correctly 724 00:34:35,943 --> 00:34:38,511 before the second hand completes one revolution, 725 00:34:38,545 --> 00:34:39,713 you move a space. 726 00:34:39,746 --> 00:34:41,681 If you answer 10 questions correctly, 727 00:34:41,715 --> 00:34:43,985 she lives and you're all free to go. 728 00:34:44,018 --> 00:34:46,087 Get one wrong, she dies. 729 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,221 (MORGAN WHIMPERING) 730 00:34:47,254 --> 00:34:50,690 Oh, my God, guys, look. There is someone with her. 731 00:34:53,127 --> 00:34:57,031 Refuse to play, and you die, just like Shawn did. 732 00:34:57,064 --> 00:34:58,332 SHANIKA: Oh, shit! 733 00:34:58,366 --> 00:35:00,201 DEWAYNE: No! Shawn. 734 00:35:00,234 --> 00:35:02,269 -Oh, my God. -Fuck. 735 00:35:03,371 --> 00:35:04,604 -Fuck. -KING: Now, what? 736 00:35:04,637 --> 00:35:07,074 Well, guys, I'm scared, too, 737 00:35:07,108 --> 00:35:11,312 uh, but the voice made it very clear. 738 00:35:11,345 --> 00:35:14,448 We have an opportunity to save Morgan, 739 00:35:14,482 --> 00:35:17,151 so why don't we just play the game? 740 00:35:17,184 --> 00:35:18,785 THE GAME: So, shall we begin? 741 00:35:20,887 --> 00:35:22,555 (LIVELY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING) 742 00:35:23,457 --> 00:35:25,026 I think we have to play the game. 743 00:35:31,198 --> 00:35:33,067 (CHIMES) Pick a card. 744 00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:35,535 (TIMER TICKING) 745 00:35:37,505 --> 00:35:40,707 Okay. "Question one. Who's Sojourner Truth? 746 00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:43,543 "A: An abolitionist, and women's rights activist. 747 00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:45,046 "B: An entrepreneur. 748 00:35:45,079 --> 00:35:47,948 "Or C: Harriet Tubman. Right answer or death." 749 00:35:47,982 --> 00:35:49,383 What the fuck? Are you serious? 750 00:35:49,417 --> 00:35:51,551 So, he just gon' force us to do a Black history test? 751 00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:53,087 I don't understand. Why make us play this game? 752 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,754 If you just gonna kill us, just kill us. 753 00:35:54,788 --> 00:35:56,223 Shut the fuck up, Dewayne. 754 00:35:56,257 --> 00:35:57,992 Look, just answer the question. It's A, of course. 755 00:35:58,025 --> 00:35:59,960 (CHIMES) Good for you. You have a point. 756 00:36:01,395 --> 00:36:02,963 What you doing? Move all our pieces. 757 00:36:02,997 --> 00:36:04,165 My bad. 758 00:36:08,701 --> 00:36:10,737 (CHIMES) Pick a card. 759 00:36:14,641 --> 00:36:17,978 "How many seasons did dark Aunt Viv play Aunt Viv 760 00:36:18,012 --> 00:36:20,347 "in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air before being replaced 761 00:36:20,381 --> 00:36:22,116 "by light-skinned Aunt Viv? 762 00:36:22,149 --> 00:36:23,250 "Right answer or death." 763 00:36:23,284 --> 00:36:25,819 Okay, so, Tyra Banks came in the college years, 764 00:36:25,852 --> 00:36:27,654 -and then Ashley started singing. -I know the answer. 765 00:36:27,687 --> 00:36:29,356 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 766 00:36:29,390 --> 00:36:31,058 KING: Little Nicky came in season 4, 767 00:36:31,092 --> 00:36:32,493 and that was light-skin Aunt Viv, 768 00:36:32,526 --> 00:36:34,195 so it had to be before that. 769 00:36:34,228 --> 00:36:35,695 -It's three. -Are you sure? 770 00:36:35,728 --> 00:36:38,399 Yes, nigga. I'm sure. It's three. 771 00:36:38,432 --> 00:36:40,201 - (CHIMES) That is correct. -Whoo! 772 00:36:40,234 --> 00:36:41,569 Gosh, team, we're on a roll. 773 00:36:41,601 --> 00:36:44,604 We're doing it, really, we're moving and grooving. 774 00:36:44,637 --> 00:36:46,273 -Okay. -Let's go. 775 00:36:46,307 --> 00:36:48,509 "What does the NAACP stand for? 776 00:36:48,542 --> 00:36:51,744 "A. Negroes At Applebee's Cooking Pasta." 777 00:36:51,778 --> 00:36:53,447 Oh, my God, this is so offensive. 778 00:36:53,481 --> 00:36:56,016 Uh, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. 779 00:36:56,050 --> 00:36:59,153 - Fuck you. -Correct. Pick another card. 780 00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:03,890 (SIGHS) 781 00:37:03,924 --> 00:37:05,426 All right. "Every Black person should be 782 00:37:05,459 --> 00:37:07,228 "familiar with the Black national anthem, 783 00:37:07,261 --> 00:37:08,362 "Lift Every Voice and Sing. 784 00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:10,730 "While every Black person knows the first verse, 785 00:37:10,763 --> 00:37:12,333 "sing the second verse, or else." 786 00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:17,204 I only know the first verse, bruh. 787 00:37:17,238 --> 00:37:19,240 Yeah, same. Honestly, I just be making up words. 788 00:37:19,273 --> 00:37:21,242 Nigga, I know the Pledge of Allegiance. 789 00:37:21,275 --> 00:37:22,876 That song has like 14 verses. 790 00:37:25,146 --> 00:37:26,713 Somebody better fucking sing something. 791 00:37:26,746 --> 00:37:30,317 โ™ช Stony the road we trod 792 00:37:30,351 --> 00:37:33,287 โ™ช Bitter the chastening rod 793 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,754 โ™ช Felt in the days 794 00:37:34,787 --> 00:37:39,393 โ™ช When hope unborn had died 795 00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:42,563 โ™ช Yet with a steady beat 796 00:37:42,596 --> 00:37:45,633 โ™ช Have not our weary feet 797 00:37:45,665 --> 00:37:47,734 โ™ช Come to the place 798 00:37:47,767 --> 00:37:53,007 โ™ช For which Our fathers sighed? โ™ช 799 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,742 -Is that right? -(TIMER TICKING) 800 00:37:55,775 --> 00:37:57,744 - (CHIMES) Correct. -Whoo! Yes! 801 00:37:57,777 --> 00:37:59,246 -Yo! -Yes! 802 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:03,150 CLIFTON: I'm in love. I'm in love. Al, that was gorgeous. 803 00:38:06,819 --> 00:38:09,356 Swag, the gas mask, and a motherfucking pacemaker. 804 00:38:09,390 --> 00:38:11,724 -That's 15 Black inventions, right? Let's go. -(ALLISON CHEERS) 805 00:38:11,758 --> 00:38:13,760 -(CHIMES) Correct. -(CHEERING) 806 00:38:14,395 --> 00:38:15,728 -Okay. -Pick a card. 807 00:38:15,762 --> 00:38:17,298 Whoo! Come on. 808 00:38:17,331 --> 00:38:21,435 "In Nas' One Mic, subtract the number of blunts, 809 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:24,471 "pages and pens that Nas needs from the number of shots..." 810 00:38:24,505 --> 00:38:26,207 -It's Nas. -Nas. 811 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:29,809 "Nas needs from the number of shots that hit the crew." 812 00:38:29,842 --> 00:38:31,178 Why y'all looking at me? 813 00:38:31,212 --> 00:38:32,613 You finna die if y'all expect me to answer that. 814 00:38:32,646 --> 00:38:34,648 Wait, wait, wait, no, I know this one. 815 00:38:34,682 --> 00:38:37,451 All right, so, you need one blunt, 816 00:38:38,152 --> 00:38:39,819 one page, one pen, 817 00:38:39,852 --> 00:38:41,754 -right, which is three. -Yeah. 818 00:38:41,788 --> 00:38:45,326 And two twin Glocks, which is 16, which is 32. 819 00:38:45,359 --> 00:38:48,963 Jesus was 33, six hit the crew, but 27 went into you. 820 00:38:48,996 --> 00:38:51,831 27 minus 3 is 24. It's 24. 821 00:38:51,864 --> 00:38:53,033 -Are you sure? -Positive! 822 00:38:53,067 --> 00:38:54,435 (CHIMES) That is correct. 823 00:38:54,468 --> 00:38:57,404 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 824 00:38:57,438 --> 00:39:00,840 And I like your math. Pick another card. 825 00:39:00,873 --> 00:39:02,742 "Name five Black actors that have appeared 826 00:39:02,775 --> 00:39:04,111 "on the hit TV show Friends." 827 00:39:04,144 --> 00:39:05,679 This is a trick question, right? 828 00:39:05,713 --> 00:39:08,449 I should know this, but I was more a Becker kind of guy. 829 00:39:10,084 --> 00:39:13,120 Why y'all looking at me? I ain't never seen the show. 830 00:39:15,990 --> 00:39:18,092 But I do know Aisha Tyler was on it once, 831 00:39:18,125 --> 00:39:20,361 playing the love interest of Joey and Ross. So, that's one. 832 00:39:20,394 --> 00:39:22,663 I never watched the show either, but I do know 833 00:39:22,696 --> 00:39:24,031 Gabrielle Union was on the show. 834 00:39:24,064 --> 00:39:26,300 She was also a love interest for Joey and Ross. 835 00:39:26,333 --> 00:39:27,867 SHANIKA: Wait, is that the show about all 836 00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:29,603 -the White people in New York? -Yeah, on the couch. 837 00:39:29,637 --> 00:39:31,038 Yeah, I didn't watch that shit either. 838 00:39:31,071 --> 00:39:32,740 But I do know that Craig Robinson was on it, 839 00:39:32,772 --> 00:39:34,208 but I don't know who he played, though. 840 00:39:34,241 --> 00:39:36,443 And Mr. Moseby. He played Chandler's boss. Phill Lewis. 841 00:39:36,477 --> 00:39:38,979 -Shit, yeah, that's four. -So all y'all watched that show? 842 00:39:39,013 --> 00:39:41,982 -We need one more. -Your time is almost up. 843 00:39:44,485 --> 00:39:48,055 Um, um, um, dark-skinned Aunt Viv also played one of Chandler's bosses. 844 00:39:48,088 --> 00:39:49,290 You know, they were very "plug and play" 845 00:39:49,323 --> 00:39:50,691 with the Black people on that show. 846 00:39:50,724 --> 00:39:51,791 So, y'all did watch that show? 847 00:39:51,824 --> 00:39:52,859 Okay, but what was her name again? 848 00:39:52,892 --> 00:39:54,395 -Um... -Queen Janet Hubert. 849 00:39:54,428 --> 00:39:55,496 -Yes! -Yes! 850 00:39:55,529 --> 00:39:56,863 Come on now, you're my girl. 851 00:39:56,896 --> 00:39:58,632 -(CHIMES) Wrong. - (EXCLAIMS) 852 00:39:58,666 --> 00:40:00,601 The correct answer was, "I don't know. 853 00:40:00,634 --> 00:40:01,769 I don't watch that show. 854 00:40:01,801 --> 00:40:03,103 "I watch Living Single." 855 00:40:03,137 --> 00:40:05,239 Aw, you can't do that. That ain't what you asked. 856 00:40:05,272 --> 00:40:06,140 SHANIKA: Damn! 857 00:40:06,173 --> 00:40:08,108 (ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 858 00:40:11,712 --> 00:40:13,813 MORGAN: (ON TV) Help! Help me, please! 859 00:40:13,846 --> 00:40:15,882 SHANIKA: Is that thing attached to her head? 860 00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:18,419 -No, Morgan. -KING: Oh, shit, he about to scalp her. 861 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:20,988 (RIPPING) 862 00:40:21,021 --> 00:40:23,123 -(SCREAMING) -Shit! 863 00:40:23,157 --> 00:40:25,092 Ooh, bitch, that's some good-ass wig glue. 864 00:40:25,125 --> 00:40:26,627 Now, get the fuck up out of there! 865 00:40:26,660 --> 00:40:28,562 (ALL CHEERING) 866 00:40:32,232 --> 00:40:33,734 Come on, bitch, you gotta fight for your fucking' life! 867 00:40:33,767 --> 00:40:35,536 ALLISON: Morgan, get the hell out of there! 868 00:40:35,569 --> 00:40:37,171 (ALL YELLING) 869 00:40:37,204 --> 00:40:39,206 We gotta get the fuck outta here. We gotta go. 870 00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:40,674 Nnamdi, come help me with the door. 871 00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:42,576 I got you. Let's break this thing down. 872 00:40:42,609 --> 00:40:44,144 What the... Oh, shit. It's open. 873 00:40:44,178 --> 00:40:46,947 It's open? Let's get out of here, guys. Come on, let's go. 874 00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:48,082 KING: Move, Clifton. Let's go. 875 00:40:48,115 --> 00:40:50,050 None of us motherfucking dying today. 876 00:40:50,084 --> 00:40:51,618 DEWAYNE: Move, bitch. Get out of my way. 877 00:40:53,053 --> 00:40:54,588 Come on. Check the doors. 878 00:40:56,357 --> 00:40:58,692 Fuck! It's locked. Somebody break the window. 879 00:40:58,726 --> 00:40:59,927 Yeah, break it. 880 00:41:00,893 --> 00:41:02,363 Y'all, move. Duck! 881 00:41:03,063 --> 00:41:04,398 (CLIFTON SCREAMS) 882 00:41:05,499 --> 00:41:06,834 Fuck! 883 00:41:06,866 --> 00:41:08,402 DEWAYNE: What type of glass is that? 884 00:41:08,936 --> 00:41:11,372 (PANTING) 885 00:41:11,405 --> 00:41:14,241 -This place is like a prison. -Oh, my God. 886 00:41:15,509 --> 00:41:16,510 Guys. 887 00:41:19,313 --> 00:41:20,481 Look at our cars. 888 00:41:26,787 --> 00:41:29,156 (LIVELY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING) 889 00:41:33,994 --> 00:41:35,329 LISA: Morgan. 890 00:41:41,702 --> 00:41:43,003 (BANGING ON DOOR) 891 00:41:43,036 --> 00:41:45,205 MORGAN: Come on! Open the door! 892 00:41:47,908 --> 00:41:49,443 (BANGING) 893 00:41:49,476 --> 00:41:50,611 She's in the basement! 894 00:41:50,644 --> 00:41:53,380 -DEWAYNE: Come on. Move! -LISA: Morgan, we're coming! 895 00:41:53,414 --> 00:41:54,915 NNAMDI: Morgan, hold on, we got it. 896 00:41:54,948 --> 00:41:56,784 KING: Morgan, hold tight. We gonna get you out. 897 00:41:56,817 --> 00:41:58,385 -KING: Let me try it. -NNAMDI: On three. All right, come on. 898 00:41:58,419 --> 00:41:59,486 Ready? Pull. 899 00:42:00,087 --> 00:42:01,488 Morgan, he's behind you. 900 00:42:01,522 --> 00:42:04,324 -Oh, my God, he's behind you. -He's behind her! 901 00:42:04,358 --> 00:42:06,093 He's right behind you. Hey, Morgan, he's right behind you. 902 00:42:06,126 --> 00:42:07,694 (SCREAMS) No, please! 903 00:42:07,728 --> 00:42:08,896 He's walking up the stairs. 904 00:42:08,929 --> 00:42:10,898 Oh, my God, he's walking up the stairs. 905 00:42:10,931 --> 00:42:12,166 Hurry up, he's walking up the stairs! 906 00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:13,500 He's coming up the stairs. Watch out! 907 00:42:13,534 --> 00:42:16,203 -Oh, my God, I'mma throw up. -I'm gonna throw up. 908 00:42:16,236 --> 00:42:17,571 Oh, my God, I'm gonna throw up. 909 00:42:17,604 --> 00:42:19,406 -Somebody, do something. -Somebody better... 910 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,275 Do something! 911 00:42:21,308 --> 00:42:24,478 NNAMDI: King, where you going? Come on, man, I need help. 912 00:42:28,415 --> 00:42:29,516 Morgan, we got you. 913 00:42:30,517 --> 00:42:32,419 -You got a gun? -Bruh, I knew you had a gun. 914 00:42:32,453 --> 00:42:33,320 Wow, that's profiling. 915 00:42:33,353 --> 00:42:34,521 How come you didn't use it before? 916 00:42:34,555 --> 00:42:37,224 On what? The TV, nigga? Move out the way. 917 00:42:37,257 --> 00:42:39,626 Morgan, stand back. I'mma shoot the lock off. 918 00:42:47,801 --> 00:42:50,370 -Y'all be shooting in here. -Morgan. 919 00:42:54,174 --> 00:42:55,275 -Y'all see something? -No. 920 00:42:55,309 --> 00:42:56,777 You wanna borrow my glasses? 921 00:42:56,810 --> 00:42:58,479 Morgan! 922 00:42:58,512 --> 00:43:00,214 Hold tight, yo. I'm coming to get you. 923 00:43:04,318 --> 00:43:06,453 Morgan, we right here. We gon' get you out. 924 00:43:23,837 --> 00:43:25,038 Morgan! 925 00:43:26,908 --> 00:43:28,642 Maybe try her last name. 926 00:43:29,643 --> 00:43:30,677 -Morgan! -Morgan. 927 00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:34,681 (ALL SCREAMING) 928 00:43:50,063 --> 00:43:52,232 SHANIKA: Get your... Hey, get your... 929 00:43:52,266 --> 00:43:53,267 Fuck! 930 00:43:54,034 --> 00:43:55,435 Will somebody fucking help me? 931 00:43:55,469 --> 00:43:57,037 Okay! 932 00:43:58,272 --> 00:44:00,841 -Oh, shit! Oh, God! -Did I get him? 933 00:44:00,874 --> 00:44:02,309 You're like King Arthur. 934 00:44:02,342 --> 00:44:04,211 This motherfucker shot me in my shoulder. 935 00:44:04,244 --> 00:44:05,712 Take this shit out of me. 936 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:10,083 -Lisa, get a knife. -(SCREAMS) 937 00:44:10,117 --> 00:44:13,021 -Okay. This is too big. -Allison, you pull it out. 938 00:44:13,053 --> 00:44:14,721 I'm not pulling that shit out. You pull it out. 939 00:44:14,755 --> 00:44:16,857 LISA: Wait. Okay. 940 00:44:16,890 --> 00:44:18,892 I got a good one! Here you go. 941 00:44:18,927 --> 00:44:20,627 -Stab him! -Who, me? 942 00:44:20,661 --> 00:44:21,828 Yes, you, bitch. Gimme that. 943 00:44:23,697 --> 00:44:25,766 (MAN CRYING OUT IN PAIN) 944 00:44:27,334 --> 00:44:29,503 (ALL BREATHING HEAVILY) 945 00:44:29,536 --> 00:44:30,737 (SCREAMS) 946 00:44:30,771 --> 00:44:32,739 Put it back in. Put it back in! 947 00:44:34,408 --> 00:44:36,877 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 948 00:44:36,911 --> 00:44:38,779 -Are you guys okay? -I stabbed him. 949 00:44:38,812 --> 00:44:39,880 It's over. 950 00:44:39,914 --> 00:44:41,381 Everybody, get down! 951 00:44:41,815 --> 00:44:43,617 (ALL SCREAMING) 952 00:44:47,888 --> 00:44:49,289 Stay down! 953 00:44:54,062 --> 00:44:55,529 (GUN CLICKS) 954 00:44:57,631 --> 00:44:58,632 He's gone, y'all! 955 00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:00,801 DEWAYNE: Okay, let's go. 956 00:45:00,834 --> 00:45:01,936 LISA: Get back to the game room. 957 00:45:01,970 --> 00:45:03,537 ALLISON: Yes, oh, my God, let's go! 958 00:45:03,570 --> 00:45:06,306 Oh, wait, Nnamdi! We need to bring King. 959 00:45:06,340 --> 00:45:08,775 -NNAMDI: Come on. -Oh, shit. 960 00:45:10,444 --> 00:45:11,812 -SHANIKA: Go. -CLIFTON: I'm fine. 961 00:45:13,915 --> 00:45:15,582 (KING GROANING) 962 00:45:17,919 --> 00:45:19,519 (SCREAMS) 963 00:45:19,553 --> 00:45:20,687 Okay. Fuck, fuck. 964 00:45:22,056 --> 00:45:23,390 Allison, get this shit outta my back. 965 00:45:23,423 --> 00:45:24,758 -ALLISON: I don't know how. -KING: Allison! 966 00:45:24,791 --> 00:45:26,326 -What? -Get this shit out! 967 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,861 Take the shit out of his back! 968 00:45:27,894 --> 00:45:29,329 Okay! 969 00:45:30,530 --> 00:45:33,200 I'm gonna do it on three. One, two... 970 00:45:34,768 --> 00:45:36,104 (SCREAMS) 971 00:45:36,136 --> 00:45:38,171 -Oh, shit! -KING: Shit! 972 00:45:40,140 --> 00:45:42,076 What happened to you, Allison? 973 00:45:42,110 --> 00:45:44,378 -(DOOR BANGS SHUT) -(LOCK CLICKS) 974 00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:46,813 Bad news. They... He locked us in again. 975 00:45:46,847 --> 00:45:48,016 -What? -He locked us in again. 976 00:45:48,049 --> 00:45:50,150 -What the fuck? -Oh, God. King! King. 977 00:45:50,751 --> 00:45:51,685 Oh, my God, we lost him! 978 00:45:51,718 --> 00:45:54,821 Nigga, fuck. Shit, I'm resting my eyes. 979 00:45:54,855 --> 00:45:56,423 God damn! Keep talking. 980 00:45:56,456 --> 00:45:58,458 Okay, great. Guys, guys, we need a plan. 981 00:45:58,492 --> 00:46:00,193 If the killer comes back in here, we're next. 982 00:46:00,227 --> 00:46:01,762 Girl, how the fuck did this happen? 983 00:46:01,795 --> 00:46:03,530 I was trying to help King. 984 00:46:03,563 --> 00:46:05,365 Hey, babe, she's gonna need something to wrap that. 985 00:46:08,102 --> 00:46:09,469 Damn. 986 00:46:10,537 --> 00:46:12,372 Painkillers. Anybody got any painkillers? 987 00:46:12,406 --> 00:46:13,807 Shit. 988 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,076 DEWAYNE: Listen, think. 989 00:46:15,109 --> 00:46:16,978 Are there any White people who wanna kill us? 990 00:46:17,011 --> 00:46:18,378 I mean, potentially all of 'em. 991 00:46:18,412 --> 00:46:20,213 I mean, a white guy said he wanted to kill me yesterday. 992 00:46:20,247 --> 00:46:21,615 -What? Who? -I don't know. 993 00:46:21,648 --> 00:46:23,283 He was just some stranger on Twitter. 994 00:46:23,316 --> 00:46:24,451 He was mad at me because I said 995 00:46:24,484 --> 00:46:25,987 that the O'Reilly Auto Parts theme song 996 00:46:26,020 --> 00:46:29,057 was more culturally relevant than the Star-Spangled Banner. 997 00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:30,490 I mean, you're not wrong. 998 00:46:30,524 --> 00:46:34,461 โ™ช O, O, O, O'Reilly's 999 00:46:34,494 --> 00:46:35,963 ALL: โ™ช Auto parts โ™ช 1000 00:46:35,997 --> 00:46:37,698 Ow! Ooh, that's a good song. 1001 00:46:37,731 --> 00:46:39,100 THE GAME: Pick a card. 1002 00:46:39,133 --> 00:46:41,102 -We're not picking any more cards, bruh. -Are you sure? 1003 00:46:41,135 --> 00:46:44,805 The outcome of this situation depends on your participation. 1004 00:46:44,838 --> 00:46:45,872 Wait, what are you doing? 1005 00:46:45,907 --> 00:46:47,307 Well, we gotta finish the game. 1006 00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:49,710 -No, we don't. -I would suggest you pick a card. 1007 00:46:49,743 --> 00:46:51,913 DEWAYNE: You heard what he said. Girl, pick a card. 1008 00:46:54,381 --> 00:46:55,682 "In your predicament, 1009 00:46:55,716 --> 00:46:57,584 "the Black character is always the first to die. 1010 00:46:57,617 --> 00:47:01,521 "I will spare your lives if you sacrifice the person 1011 00:47:01,555 --> 00:47:03,091 "you deem the Blackest to me." 1012 00:47:03,124 --> 00:47:04,324 The Blackest? 1013 00:47:05,392 --> 00:47:06,893 "Choose someone to sacrifice. 1014 00:47:06,928 --> 00:47:09,362 "You don't play my game, you all die. You have two minutes." 1015 00:47:09,396 --> 00:47:11,933 No, we're not playing the fucking game. We're done. 1016 00:47:11,966 --> 00:47:14,267 You have 2 minutes to decide. 1017 00:47:14,301 --> 00:47:16,369 (TIMER TICKING) 1018 00:47:16,403 --> 00:47:18,005 It don't even make sense, "the Blackest." 1019 00:47:18,039 --> 00:47:19,306 That is so subjective. 1020 00:47:19,339 --> 00:47:20,908 Well, shit, Shanika. She say "Nigga" the most. 1021 00:47:20,942 --> 00:47:22,676 -Nigga! -See? 1022 00:47:22,709 --> 00:47:24,711 Well, someone has to get picked or we all end up like Morgan and Shawn. 1023 00:47:24,745 --> 00:47:26,948 All right, look, nobody should judge anybody in here, bruh. 1024 00:47:26,981 --> 00:47:28,381 I know you ain't over here trying to argue about 1025 00:47:28,415 --> 00:47:30,517 who should be the Blackest here, Nnamdi. 1026 00:47:30,550 --> 00:47:34,021 -What, why? -Because you are a literal African, Nnamdi. 1027 00:47:34,055 --> 00:47:36,456 You are, like, still in its original packaging Black. 1028 00:47:36,490 --> 00:47:39,359 I'm sorry, boo, but on paper, you the Blackest. 1029 00:47:39,392 --> 00:47:41,162 First of all, I'm from Oakland, all right, 1030 00:47:41,195 --> 00:47:42,295 and my daddy's from South Africa. 1031 00:47:42,329 --> 00:47:44,431 So, Townbiz, Raider Nation, Go A's, 1032 00:47:44,464 --> 00:47:46,500 Michael B. Jordan, Fruitvale Station off top, bruh. 1033 00:47:46,533 --> 00:47:47,834 Mmm. That just makes you Blacker. 1034 00:47:47,868 --> 00:47:49,302 ALLISON: Mmm-hmm. 1035 00:47:49,336 --> 00:47:50,704 But if anybody is the Blackest here, 1036 00:47:50,737 --> 00:47:53,273 it's African diaspora, Angela Rye head ass over here. 1037 00:47:53,306 --> 00:47:55,675 -Wow, Nnamdi, really? -Yeah! 1038 00:47:55,709 --> 00:47:57,611 Okay. So, that's what we doing? 1039 00:47:57,644 --> 00:47:59,813 Because every single time one of y'all make a joke, 1040 00:47:59,846 --> 00:48:02,582 it's always, "Oh, Allison, you White this. Allison, you White that." 1041 00:48:02,616 --> 00:48:05,552 But now, when it is the most convenient for you, 1042 00:48:05,585 --> 00:48:06,753 you wanna use my Blackness? 1043 00:48:06,787 --> 00:48:08,889 -Absolutely. -Absolutely not, nigga. 1044 00:48:08,923 --> 00:48:11,491 Because guess what? If we playing this game, 1045 00:48:11,525 --> 00:48:15,428 my daddy is White with "wha", so it's surely not me. 1046 00:48:16,063 --> 00:48:17,564 -King? -King? 1047 00:48:17,597 --> 00:48:19,566 -Yeah, King. -'Cause you the one with the gun and you gangsta. 1048 00:48:19,599 --> 00:48:21,835 I'm a ex-gangsta, all right? I changed my life. 1049 00:48:21,868 --> 00:48:23,336 And I'm married to a White woman, so... 1050 00:48:23,370 --> 00:48:25,739 -That does not help. -You right. I'mma shut up. 1051 00:48:25,772 --> 00:48:26,640 90 seconds. 1052 00:48:26,673 --> 00:48:28,408 Oh, my God, this is not working. 1053 00:48:28,441 --> 00:48:30,244 I'mma need so much therapy if we get through this. 1054 00:48:30,278 --> 00:48:31,645 What about Dewayne? 1055 00:48:31,678 --> 00:48:34,081 Girl, shut your ass up. Did you not hear what I said? 1056 00:48:34,115 --> 00:48:35,816 Therapy. Black people don't do therapy. 1057 00:48:35,849 --> 00:48:37,717 Well, actually, Black people are slowly but surely 1058 00:48:37,751 --> 00:48:39,886 adopting healthier mental health lifestyles. 1059 00:48:39,921 --> 00:48:41,222 Hey, big fucking deal. 1060 00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:42,589 No, deadass, big fucking deal. 1061 00:48:42,622 --> 00:48:44,125 We've come a long way. It's a beautiful thing. 1062 00:48:44,158 --> 00:48:45,692 -Yeah. -We have. 1063 00:48:45,725 --> 00:48:48,095 But that's not the point. The point is y'all can't pick me. 1064 00:48:48,129 --> 00:48:49,197 -I'm gay. -(ALL GROAN) 1065 00:48:49,230 --> 00:48:50,730 Nigga, you always using that shit. 1066 00:48:50,764 --> 00:48:52,599 No, no. And just like my homophobic family member says, 1067 00:48:52,632 --> 00:48:56,170 "Gayness is just whiteness wrapped up in a bunch of dicks," and today, I agree. 1068 00:48:56,204 --> 00:48:57,238 "Bunch of dicks"? 1069 00:48:57,271 --> 00:48:58,505 70 seconds left. 1070 00:48:58,538 --> 00:49:00,574 -Look, we gotta pick somebody. -We can't. 1071 00:49:00,607 --> 00:49:02,009 You know what? What about Clifton? 1072 00:49:02,043 --> 00:49:03,743 SHANIKA: Yeah, why we can't pick his little weak-ass? 1073 00:49:03,777 --> 00:49:05,412 You over there quiet in the corner, 1074 00:49:05,445 --> 00:49:08,182 but you did not get invited to this event, but yet you showed up. 1075 00:49:08,216 --> 00:49:09,449 That is some Black shit, nigga. 1076 00:49:09,482 --> 00:49:11,018 Blackity Black, bro. 1077 00:49:11,052 --> 00:49:14,188 Guys, I was invited by Morgan. 1078 00:49:14,222 --> 00:49:16,290 -How? -60 seconds. 1079 00:49:16,324 --> 00:49:17,925 Morgan sent me an e-vite. 1080 00:49:19,726 --> 00:49:21,628 Guys, I can prove I'm not the Blackest. 1081 00:49:21,661 --> 00:49:22,930 -Prove it. -(SWALLOWS) 1082 00:49:22,964 --> 00:49:25,432 -I've never seen Friday. -What the fuck? 1083 00:49:25,465 --> 00:49:28,401 I thought Black Twitter was a type of seasoning. 1084 00:49:28,435 --> 00:49:32,273 Um, I like Jimmy Fallon without The Roots. 1085 00:49:32,306 --> 00:49:34,008 -That's wrong. -Um... 1086 00:49:34,041 --> 00:49:37,345 Beyonce's Super Bowl performance made me unsafe. 1087 00:49:37,377 --> 00:49:38,712 Same. 1088 00:49:39,613 --> 00:49:41,882 -I voted for Trump. -(GASPING) 1089 00:49:41,916 --> 00:49:43,084 -What? -What? 1090 00:49:45,019 --> 00:49:46,386 -Twice. -(SCREAMING) 1091 00:49:46,419 --> 00:49:50,157 DEWAYNE: Stop. Stop. Stop. 1092 00:49:50,191 --> 00:49:51,858 Get your hands... Stop! 1093 00:49:51,892 --> 00:49:54,262 We have a minute left. Somebody trying to kill us, 1094 00:49:54,295 --> 00:49:56,630 and arguing is only gonna make it easier. 1095 00:49:57,164 --> 00:49:59,432 We need a plan. 1096 00:50:00,567 --> 00:50:03,637 Our ancestors did not die for us to abandon each other, 1097 00:50:03,670 --> 00:50:08,009 our morals and our Blackness at the moment's notice in the face of adversity. 1098 00:50:11,279 --> 00:50:15,482 Boy, I know you did not just go into some complete, dramatic-ass monologue 1099 00:50:15,515 --> 00:50:17,919 when you knew we only had one minute left. 1100 00:50:17,952 --> 00:50:19,020 Time is almost out. 1101 00:50:19,053 --> 00:50:21,521 Girl, you talking just as long as me. Shit. 1102 00:50:21,554 --> 00:50:22,957 20 seconds. 1103 00:50:22,990 --> 00:50:26,394 Look, y'all, we just need to pick somebody, all right. 1104 00:50:26,426 --> 00:50:29,397 And I'm sorry, Clifton, for that dumb-ass shit that you just said, I pick you, bruh. 1105 00:50:29,429 --> 00:50:32,066 -No. -I pick your MAGA ass, too. 1106 00:50:32,099 --> 00:50:34,601 -(GROANS) No. -Allison? 1107 00:50:35,303 --> 00:50:37,104 I vote for Clifton. 1108 00:50:37,138 --> 00:50:38,973 -King? -This nigga. 1109 00:50:39,639 --> 00:50:40,640 Bae. 1110 00:50:42,776 --> 00:50:43,978 Bae. 1111 00:50:44,011 --> 00:50:46,981 I mean, I guess I don't have a choice. I pick Clifton. 1112 00:50:47,814 --> 00:50:48,848 Dewayne? 1113 00:50:48,882 --> 00:50:50,151 5 seconds. 1114 00:50:51,584 --> 00:50:53,054 I'm so sorry, Clifton. 1115 00:50:54,155 --> 00:50:55,755 -I pick you. -(TIMER DINGS) 1116 00:50:55,789 --> 00:50:57,959 -Your time is up. -Wow. 1117 00:50:59,459 --> 00:51:01,661 You know, I really thought we connected. 1118 00:51:01,695 --> 00:51:03,264 You know, if you guys had any more sense, 1119 00:51:03,297 --> 00:51:05,899 you'd know that this is what the game wanted us to do. 1120 00:51:05,933 --> 00:51:08,702 To turn on each other. To act like animals. 1121 00:51:09,569 --> 00:51:11,172 You gave it what it wanted. 1122 00:51:14,008 --> 00:51:16,543 -All right. -Nigga! 1123 00:51:28,222 --> 00:51:29,723 All lives matter. 1124 00:51:32,559 --> 00:51:33,827 (DOOR LOCK CLICKS) 1125 00:51:49,809 --> 00:51:50,844 (WHIMPERS) 1126 00:51:55,782 --> 00:51:57,817 -(DOOR SHUTS, LOCK CLICKS) -Oh! 1127 00:51:59,519 --> 00:52:01,688 -That didn't feel right. -I'll go get him. 1128 00:52:07,527 --> 00:52:08,728 It's locked again. 1129 00:52:10,164 --> 00:52:11,798 (LIVELY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING) 1130 00:52:21,808 --> 00:52:23,144 Do you like Hunger Games? 1131 00:52:23,177 --> 00:52:26,914 I love the books but you probably don't even read. 1132 00:52:26,947 --> 00:52:31,085 Uh, maybe we can talk this out, you know. Um... 1133 00:52:31,118 --> 00:52:32,119 Dang it. 1134 00:52:34,522 --> 00:52:36,190 (ROD CLATTERS) 1135 00:52:36,223 --> 00:52:37,291 (ARROW WHOOSHING) 1136 00:52:37,324 --> 00:52:38,658 (DISTANT SCREAM) 1137 00:52:48,002 --> 00:52:49,003 Fuck. 1138 00:52:51,105 --> 00:52:52,239 (LAUGHS MENACINGLY) 1139 00:52:52,273 --> 00:52:53,274 Oh, my God. 1140 00:52:54,841 --> 00:52:56,010 Oh, no. 1141 00:53:04,884 --> 00:53:08,289 Well, I mean, he did vote for Trump. 1142 00:53:10,690 --> 00:53:12,560 -Twice. -LISA: Oh, my God, is it over? 1143 00:53:12,592 --> 00:53:15,563 THE GAME: You did not follow the rules. Clifton did not vote. 1144 00:53:15,595 --> 00:53:17,131 Space revoked. Pick a card. 1145 00:53:17,164 --> 00:53:19,400 -SHANIKA: What? -Oh, my God, this game is impossible to win. 1146 00:53:19,433 --> 00:53:21,135 -No. Hell, no! -You have time 1147 00:53:21,168 --> 00:53:22,602 -to save yourself. -I'm not playing this fucking game anymore, man. 1148 00:53:22,635 --> 00:53:23,904 You have to save yourself. Save yourself... 1149 00:53:28,842 --> 00:53:30,810 So, you don't want to play? 1150 00:53:30,844 --> 00:53:32,846 We refuse. No more fucking games. 1151 00:53:32,879 --> 00:53:36,517 That would mean you automatically move into sudden death. 1152 00:53:36,550 --> 00:53:37,884 -Sudden death? -What? 1153 00:53:37,918 --> 00:53:40,955 The rules are simple. Survive. 1154 00:53:40,988 --> 00:53:43,157 The door to the game room is open. 1155 00:53:44,024 --> 00:53:45,226 (DOOR UNLOCKS) 1156 00:53:45,259 --> 00:53:46,560 You'll have 3 minutes of safety 1157 00:53:46,594 --> 00:53:49,296 before I open the rest of the doors in the house. 1158 00:53:49,330 --> 00:53:53,867 Now, are your chances better outside or in? 1159 00:53:53,900 --> 00:53:57,670 You must choose or face the consequences. 1160 00:53:57,704 --> 00:53:59,974 Ugh. I hate this bitch's voice! 1161 00:54:00,007 --> 00:54:00,840 3 minutes. 1162 00:54:00,874 --> 00:54:03,010 -(LAUGHS) -(STATIC) 1163 00:54:03,043 --> 00:54:05,312 -So, what do we do? -What do you mean, "What do we do," girl? 1164 00:54:05,346 --> 00:54:07,680 I'm not gonna stay in this fucking mouse trap. 1165 00:54:07,714 --> 00:54:09,450 We got to get the hell up out of here. 1166 00:54:09,483 --> 00:54:10,783 Why? So he can just attack us outside? 1167 00:54:10,817 --> 00:54:14,088 Look, Clifton was right. This game has rules, 1168 00:54:14,121 --> 00:54:17,057 and whatever the hell they are, they have stuck by them, okay? 1169 00:54:17,091 --> 00:54:20,693 So, if we really do have 3 minutes y'all, we should just run. 1170 00:54:20,727 --> 00:54:22,496 I agree. We got more room to run outside. 1171 00:54:22,530 --> 00:54:24,165 We stay here, we just sitting ducks. 1172 00:54:24,198 --> 00:54:26,934 I don't know about you but I have no interest in getting hunt down 1173 00:54:26,967 --> 00:54:28,469 in the woods by that psycho! 1174 00:54:28,502 --> 00:54:30,770 Look, I'm with Allison. We need to take our fucking chances. 1175 00:54:30,803 --> 00:54:32,606 Let's go, baby, listen. We can cut across the woods 1176 00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:33,806 and make it to the other side of the road. 1177 00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:35,276 If we all make it, then we'll all be safe. 1178 00:54:35,309 --> 00:54:37,144 What movies have you seen? 'Cause that's fucking stupid. 1179 00:54:37,178 --> 00:54:38,546 Bruh, I haven't watched any movies. 1180 00:54:38,579 --> 00:54:39,647 I'm just trying to save my girl! 1181 00:54:39,679 --> 00:54:41,148 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 1182 00:54:42,082 --> 00:54:43,450 Boo, I love you. Why you yelling at me? 1183 00:54:43,484 --> 00:54:44,919 Listen, arguing is not gon' help us. 1184 00:54:44,952 --> 00:54:46,819 Everybody, let's go at least get some fucking weapons. 1185 00:54:46,853 --> 00:54:48,923 -ALLISON: All right. -Are you kidding me? 1186 00:54:48,956 --> 00:54:50,157 Are you fucking kidding me? 1187 00:54:50,191 --> 00:54:51,691 Somebody gon' help me the fuck up? 1188 00:54:51,724 --> 00:54:53,027 Shit, my bad, bruh. 1189 00:54:54,562 --> 00:54:57,730 SHANIKA: Y'all better come in this kitchen and find something. Shit. 1190 00:54:57,764 --> 00:54:59,233 Hey, find some weapons. 1191 00:54:59,967 --> 00:55:01,268 Look for something sharp. 1192 00:55:04,071 --> 00:55:06,739 -Here. Use these. -Thanks. 1193 00:55:06,773 --> 00:55:09,443 Wait. Chili powder? Girl, what I'm finna do, cook? 1194 00:55:09,476 --> 00:55:10,911 Sorry, girl, we ran out of knives. 1195 00:55:10,945 --> 00:55:13,414 Really? A candlestick? You think you in Clue? 1196 00:55:13,447 --> 00:55:15,683 Don't start with me. I could fuck somebody up with this. 1197 00:55:15,715 --> 00:55:17,184 What are you gonna do? Tenderize his ass? 1198 00:55:17,218 --> 00:55:19,086 At least it's metal, Colonel Mustard. That looks plastic. 1199 00:55:19,119 --> 00:55:20,955 At least this just has a little weight to it. It has some girth. 1200 00:55:20,988 --> 00:55:22,456 Shanika, I need some of them painkillers. 1201 00:55:25,092 --> 00:55:27,328 I got you now. Here you go. 1202 00:55:30,797 --> 00:55:32,466 -This is Adderall. -What? 1203 00:55:32,499 --> 00:55:33,968 This is Adderall. 1204 00:55:38,838 --> 00:55:40,674 -Is this what you gave her? -Yes. 1205 00:55:40,708 --> 00:55:41,942 I need something else. 1206 00:55:43,876 --> 00:55:45,512 Here, you can take this. Vicodin. 1207 00:55:46,614 --> 00:55:47,915 -I'm going. -Whoa, what? 1208 00:55:47,948 --> 00:55:49,483 No, you supposed to be dead, bruh. 1209 00:55:49,516 --> 00:55:50,850 This ain't that movie. 1210 00:55:50,883 --> 00:55:52,119 Look, man, let's go before this Vicodin wear off. 1211 00:55:52,152 --> 00:55:54,955 Wait, are you crazy? Look at yourself. 1212 00:55:54,989 --> 00:55:56,523 -I got shot once. -Twice! 1213 00:55:56,557 --> 00:55:58,425 In the same spot. One hole. 1214 00:55:59,759 --> 00:56:01,729 It hurt like hell, but I can run. My legs work. 1215 00:56:01,761 --> 00:56:03,163 All right. You can come with us, 1216 00:56:03,197 --> 00:56:04,897 but if you start lagging, we ain't carrying your ass. 1217 00:56:04,932 --> 00:56:06,133 -Fine. -Shit, look y'all. 1218 00:56:06,166 --> 00:56:07,767 It's real dark out there and I'm still high. 1219 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,836 -I can't go out there. -Me, too, I'm staying. 1220 00:56:09,869 --> 00:56:11,238 -Lisa! -Baby, then I'm staying with you. 1221 00:56:11,272 --> 00:56:13,073 No, it's okay. I understand if you have to leave. 1222 00:56:13,107 --> 00:56:14,608 -Yeah, go. -Baby, I don't wanna stay... 1223 00:56:14,642 --> 00:56:16,543 I wanna stay with you. I wanna show you that I'm committed. 1224 00:56:16,577 --> 00:56:19,146 -Look, we a "us" now. -This Larenz Tate chasing the train ass nigga. 1225 00:56:19,179 --> 00:56:20,447 Not now, Nnamdi. 1226 00:56:20,481 --> 00:56:22,683 -I'm boots for Nina ass, nigga. -(BOTH CHUCKLES) 1227 00:56:22,716 --> 00:56:24,218 Okay, we all know what this means. 1228 00:56:24,251 --> 00:56:26,654 -Don't you dare, Allison. -I'mma say it. 1229 00:56:26,687 --> 00:56:27,820 Don't say this dumb shit. 1230 00:56:27,854 --> 00:56:30,157 -We... (GAGS) -Allison. 1231 00:56:30,190 --> 00:56:32,493 -We... (GAGS) -Oh, my God. 1232 00:56:33,494 --> 00:56:34,528 We have to split up. 1233 00:56:34,561 --> 00:56:36,896 -Oh, my God! -Why? 1234 00:56:36,930 --> 00:56:38,898 He's not gon' be in two places at once. 1235 00:56:38,932 --> 00:56:40,367 Oh, see, Allison. I knew you was gonna say that shit 1236 00:56:40,401 --> 00:56:42,102 but I figured that was just your White side talking. 1237 00:56:42,136 --> 00:56:44,238 This is not my White half talking, Nnamdi. 1238 00:56:44,271 --> 00:56:47,775 This is me talking as a whole-ass Black person, 1239 00:56:47,807 --> 00:56:49,310 who just so happens to be biracial. 1240 00:56:49,343 --> 00:56:51,178 My "Blackness" should not be in question 1241 00:56:51,211 --> 00:56:53,846 just because I am simply suggesting 1242 00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:56,250 that separating might actually help us stay alive. 1243 00:56:56,283 --> 00:56:57,985 Allison, yes, you do have a point. 1244 00:56:58,018 --> 00:57:00,020 But do you really think your Black side did them air quotes? 1245 00:57:00,054 --> 00:57:01,588 That feels exclusively Caucasian. 1246 00:57:01,622 --> 00:57:02,956 MAN: 20 seconds left! 1247 00:57:04,725 --> 00:57:05,793 -I love you. -I love you, too. 1248 00:57:05,825 --> 00:57:07,227 -Stay alive. -Mmm-hmm. 1249 00:57:07,261 --> 00:57:10,264 Shanika, run them pills, girl. They good. 1250 00:57:11,332 --> 00:57:13,467 I don't know how much time we have, 1251 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:14,702 but if the door does open, 1252 00:57:14,735 --> 00:57:16,537 this is the one closest to the woods. 1253 00:57:16,570 --> 00:57:19,073 I didn't know that a psycho killer in blackface 1254 00:57:19,106 --> 00:57:20,674 was gonna be the person that was here 1255 00:57:20,708 --> 00:57:23,110 when I asked who all was gonna be here? 1256 00:57:23,143 --> 00:57:26,180 This feels like the end of Set it Off. 1257 00:57:26,213 --> 00:57:28,549 (CRYING) I hate this, it feels so sad. 1258 00:57:29,049 --> 00:57:30,451 You are my sister. 1259 00:57:31,819 --> 00:57:32,885 My strength. 1260 00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,922 -And my pride. -And my pride. 1261 00:57:38,225 --> 00:57:40,394 (ALL CRYING) 1262 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:47,867 It'll be all right. 1263 00:57:49,503 --> 00:57:50,870 (LOCK CLICKS) 1264 00:57:58,812 --> 00:58:00,180 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1265 00:58:02,416 --> 00:58:03,417 Okay, we good. 1266 00:58:04,284 --> 00:58:05,285 Bye, y'all. 1267 00:58:26,140 --> 00:58:28,008 Hey, yo. We should hide. 1268 00:58:29,143 --> 00:58:30,177 Wait. 1269 00:58:32,446 --> 00:58:34,748 No, no, no. I don't wanna go in the basement. 1270 00:58:34,782 --> 00:58:36,483 I don't wanna see Morgan like that. 1271 00:58:36,517 --> 00:58:37,785 Hey, baby, I'm with Dewayne. I don't wanna see her like that, either. 1272 00:58:37,818 --> 00:58:39,653 LISA: I'm going to find Morgan. 1273 00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:54,802 DEWAYNE: Yo! When did we become the kind of people 1274 00:58:54,835 --> 00:58:56,703 that walk into dark-ass basements? 1275 00:58:56,737 --> 00:58:58,172 LISA: Nice of you to join me. 1276 00:59:02,342 --> 00:59:05,612 DEWAYNE: Is that a well? What kind of house is this? 1277 00:59:05,646 --> 00:59:08,482 NNAMDI: Shit. I'm impressed. Motherfucker's crazy. 1278 00:59:16,490 --> 00:59:17,758 Wait, wait, wait. 1279 00:59:17,791 --> 00:59:19,293 What? The road is that way. 1280 00:59:19,326 --> 00:59:22,329 No, no, no. The road is this way. The lake is that way. 1281 00:59:22,362 --> 00:59:23,430 What? 1282 00:59:27,768 --> 00:59:28,969 What the fuck is you doing? 1283 00:59:29,002 --> 00:59:32,673 Okay, hold up, I feel weird as shit! 1284 00:59:32,706 --> 00:59:34,441 Okay, I think I need to stop. 1285 00:59:34,475 --> 00:59:38,111 Guys, just go. I'm just gonna sit here with my feelings. 1286 00:59:38,145 --> 00:59:40,147 Your feelings? What? 1287 00:59:40,180 --> 00:59:43,283 Allison, that Adderall got you bugging the fuck out. 1288 00:59:43,317 --> 00:59:45,486 Come on, Allison. We not finna leave you here. 1289 00:59:45,519 --> 00:59:47,321 No, just go. 1290 00:59:47,354 --> 00:59:49,389 Look, I need you to breathe with me, all right? 1291 00:59:49,423 --> 00:59:52,326 Inhale, exhale. 1292 00:59:54,428 --> 00:59:55,964 There's a crazy motherfucker out here 1293 00:59:55,996 --> 00:59:57,197 hunting us like we animals. 1294 00:59:57,231 --> 00:59:58,933 This ain't the time to be sitting down. 1295 00:59:58,967 --> 01:00:00,400 I need you to be strong. 1296 01:00:00,434 --> 01:00:02,302 You got Rosa Parks on your shirt, right? 1297 01:00:02,336 --> 01:00:04,104 Would she be sitting down right now? 1298 01:00:04,137 --> 01:00:07,074 I mean, that's exactly what she did. 1299 01:00:07,107 --> 01:00:09,376 Man, nigga, shut up! Look at me. 1300 01:00:09,409 --> 01:00:12,646 If you wanna be somebody and if you wanna go somewhere, 1301 01:00:12,679 --> 01:00:14,481 then you better wake up and... 1302 01:00:14,515 --> 01:00:16,450 -Pay attention. -That's right, bitch. 1303 01:00:16,483 --> 01:00:18,318 Now, come on with your injured ass. 1304 01:00:27,227 --> 01:00:29,296 (DEWAYNE GROANING IN DISGUST) Oh, my God. 1305 01:00:29,329 --> 01:00:31,365 Please tell me that's some of King's Kool-Ayyy. 1306 01:00:31,398 --> 01:00:33,267 We both know what that is, man. 1307 01:00:34,468 --> 01:00:35,335 Okay. 1308 01:00:35,369 --> 01:00:38,138 -Go. Shit. -Look, you go. 1309 01:00:38,171 --> 01:00:40,207 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1310 01:00:50,817 --> 01:00:52,185 DEWAYNE: Okay, but where's Morgan? 1311 01:00:53,687 --> 01:00:54,688 Let's see if we can figure out 1312 01:00:54,721 --> 01:00:56,823 how this fucker operates before he gets back. 1313 01:01:07,936 --> 01:01:09,136 (DISTANT SPLASH) 1314 01:01:10,771 --> 01:01:11,838 (COMPUTER CHIRPS) 1315 01:01:14,641 --> 01:01:17,744 DEWAYNE: Oh, my God. There are cameras all over this house. 1316 01:01:17,778 --> 01:01:20,614 He's been watching our every move this entire time. 1317 01:01:23,985 --> 01:01:25,185 Y'all, look. 1318 01:01:27,187 --> 01:01:29,356 I thought we were above the Mason-Dixon. 1319 01:01:29,389 --> 01:01:31,725 -(DOOR CLOSES UPSTAIRS) -What was that? 1320 01:01:31,758 --> 01:01:34,561 Fucking 'course, he'd go after the darkest people first. 1321 01:01:34,595 --> 01:01:35,862 (FOOTSTEPS THUMPING) 1322 01:01:35,896 --> 01:01:37,631 -We gotta go back upstairs. -Really? 1323 01:01:38,098 --> 01:01:39,466 Okay. 1324 01:01:43,136 --> 01:01:45,839 Fuck! No. We went the wrong way. 1325 01:01:45,872 --> 01:01:48,842 See? Allison, I told you. Allison? 1326 01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:51,111 Allison! Fuck, where is she? 1327 01:01:51,144 --> 01:01:53,213 Her ass probably high. 1328 01:01:53,246 --> 01:01:54,715 I don't blame her. I wanna do the same thing. 1329 01:01:54,748 --> 01:01:57,919 No, King, you gotta stay with me, okay? 1330 01:01:57,952 --> 01:01:59,686 Look, I can see houses in the distance. 1331 01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:02,522 Okay, I'mma swim across. They won't suspect it. 1332 01:02:02,556 --> 01:02:04,458 They probably assume we can't swim anyway. 1333 01:02:04,491 --> 01:02:06,159 They be assuming right, 'cause I can't. 1334 01:02:06,193 --> 01:02:08,662 -Wow! Way to be a fucking stereotype. -You know what? You go ahead 1335 01:02:08,695 --> 01:02:11,832 and hop your little privileged ass in that dark, mysterious water, 1336 01:02:11,865 --> 01:02:13,034 I'mma climb up this tree. 1337 01:02:13,067 --> 01:02:14,301 You give me a signal when you get across. 1338 01:02:14,334 --> 01:02:16,070 Is that something you can even do? 1339 01:02:16,104 --> 01:02:18,039 I ran from cops, I dodged bullets, 1340 01:02:18,072 --> 01:02:20,407 I jumped gates. This is easy, all right? 1341 01:02:21,441 --> 01:02:22,409 Oh, shit. 1342 01:02:22,442 --> 01:02:23,777 This is really embarrassing. 1343 01:02:23,810 --> 01:02:25,846 -Get up and help me, God damn it! -Nigga, come on. 1344 01:02:25,879 --> 01:02:28,181 (GROANS) Don't put your finger in my asshole. 1345 01:02:33,121 --> 01:02:36,289 -Wasn't this door open? -It don't even matter, yo. We gon' go straight through. 1346 01:02:37,724 --> 01:02:38,725 Ready? 1347 01:02:42,362 --> 01:02:44,698 Nigga, move, I'll go first. Okay. 1348 01:02:45,165 --> 01:02:46,366 Here we go. 1349 01:02:47,601 --> 01:02:48,835 Okay, I see why you didn't wanna go first. 1350 01:02:48,869 --> 01:02:50,905 Oh, my God, are you guys fucking line dancing? 1351 01:02:50,938 --> 01:02:52,606 Wait, hold on. 1352 01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:54,641 One, two... 1353 01:02:55,175 --> 01:02:56,677 (SCREAMING) 1354 01:02:58,046 --> 01:02:59,513 I heard screaming. Is everything okay? 1355 01:03:00,414 --> 01:03:02,150 Ranger White? Is that you? 1356 01:03:02,182 --> 01:03:04,718 -In the flesh. -Oh, shit. Is this good or bad? 1357 01:03:04,751 --> 01:03:07,187 Wait. How do we know we can trust him? 1358 01:03:08,689 --> 01:03:10,124 No offense. 1359 01:03:10,158 --> 01:03:12,826 -I'm one of the good ones. -That does not help. They all say that. 1360 01:03:12,859 --> 01:03:14,962 That actually makes you seem more suspicious. 1361 01:03:14,996 --> 01:03:17,230 You can trust me. Seriously. 1362 01:03:17,264 --> 01:03:18,966 If I got an invite to the cookout, 1363 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,333 I'd be honored, but I wouldn't go. 1364 01:03:20,367 --> 01:03:22,136 -And why the fuck not? -Because I know my presence 1365 01:03:22,170 --> 01:03:23,670 in an all-Black space would be a disturbance 1366 01:03:23,704 --> 01:03:25,372 and undo it being an all-Black space. 1367 01:03:26,306 --> 01:03:28,009 That's a pretty good answer. 1368 01:03:28,042 --> 01:03:29,409 -I'm sold. -Mmm-hmm. Works for me. 1369 01:03:30,178 --> 01:03:31,845 Look, we're gonna lower our hands. 1370 01:03:31,878 --> 01:03:33,313 -Lower away. -Okay, great. 1371 01:03:33,346 --> 01:03:34,916 Look, I've never been so happy to see a White savior. 1372 01:03:34,949 --> 01:03:36,783 Somebody's trying to kill us. Please help us. Please. 1373 01:03:36,817 --> 01:03:38,086 Whoa. Slow down. 1374 01:03:38,119 --> 01:03:39,921 A masked killer is after us and two of our friends are dead. 1375 01:03:39,954 --> 01:03:41,022 -What do you mean dead? -Dead. 1376 01:03:41,055 --> 01:03:42,422 Dead, meet your maker dead, dead. 1377 01:03:42,456 --> 01:03:43,623 -Where are the rest of your friends? -We split up. 1378 01:03:43,657 --> 01:03:44,992 You split up? But you all are Black. 1379 01:03:45,026 --> 01:03:47,394 -Whoa. Do not get comfortable. -I know you didn't. 1380 01:03:47,427 --> 01:03:49,296 -Bold move, bro. -Sorry. 1381 01:03:49,329 --> 01:03:50,630 Don't you need to call for help or something? 1382 01:03:50,664 --> 01:03:52,666 Okay, try to calm down. I'll get some help. 1383 01:03:52,699 --> 01:03:55,335 -This is White to base. -(STATIC) 1384 01:03:55,368 --> 01:03:57,804 White to base. This is White. 1385 01:03:58,973 --> 01:04:00,240 White. 1386 01:04:00,874 --> 01:04:01,909 White. 1387 01:04:01,943 --> 01:04:04,277 (STATIC) 1388 01:04:04,311 --> 01:04:07,014 That's weird. Runs on a satellite system, should always work. 1389 01:04:07,048 --> 01:04:08,216 The signal is actively being blocked. 1390 01:04:08,248 --> 01:04:09,349 That's why we couldn't call out. 1391 01:04:09,382 --> 01:04:10,784 You gotta believe us. 1392 01:04:11,986 --> 01:04:13,320 Come with me. 1393 01:04:21,028 --> 01:04:22,096 All right, get in quick. 1394 01:04:22,130 --> 01:04:23,330 -Okay. -Okay. 1395 01:04:32,940 --> 01:04:34,108 I'll be right back. 1396 01:04:34,142 --> 01:04:35,509 Lock the doors, get down, and don't worry. 1397 01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:37,245 Dude, where are you... Can we just go? 1398 01:04:37,277 --> 01:04:39,981 -Where are you going? -Where is he going? 1399 01:04:40,014 --> 01:04:42,749 Why White people always gotta go where they shouldn't go? 1400 01:04:49,289 --> 01:04:50,724 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1401 01:04:52,859 --> 01:04:53,961 (ARROWS WHOOSH) 1402 01:04:55,529 --> 01:04:56,530 What? 1403 01:04:58,598 --> 01:05:00,433 Nigga, are you shooting arrows at me? 1404 01:05:01,135 --> 01:05:03,237 No! Hey! 1405 01:05:03,271 --> 01:05:05,839 Hey! Stop it! Stop! 1406 01:05:26,093 --> 01:05:27,427 King! Stop! 1407 01:05:27,460 --> 01:05:28,895 (RAP SONG PLAYING) 1408 01:05:28,930 --> 01:05:31,798 Let's see what you got without that bitch-ass crossbow. 1409 01:05:31,832 --> 01:05:33,500 What's up? What's up? 1410 01:05:35,203 --> 01:05:36,469 Come on. 1411 01:05:37,537 --> 01:05:39,472 Fuck! I'm gonna beat your little ass now. 1412 01:05:39,506 --> 01:05:42,375 -(GRUNTS) -Aw, hell, you can't even fight? 1413 01:05:43,410 --> 01:05:44,711 -What? -What's good? 1414 01:05:44,744 --> 01:05:45,879 MAN: (SINGING) 1415 01:05:49,317 --> 01:05:51,418 Get your bitch ass up. 1416 01:05:51,451 --> 01:05:54,322 Get your bitch ass up. This one's for Morgan. 1417 01:05:54,354 --> 01:05:57,424 -(MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) -Oh! Cramp! Shit. 1418 01:05:57,457 --> 01:05:58,859 (CRIES OUT) 1419 01:06:01,528 --> 01:06:04,031 Don't hurt my... Nigga, you can't fucking... 1420 01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:09,136 KING: Time out. Time out. 1421 01:06:10,737 --> 01:06:11,771 Oh, fuck! 1422 01:06:13,773 --> 01:06:14,875 (MAN GRUNTS) 1423 01:06:16,043 --> 01:06:18,913 SHANIKA: Hey! Stop it! 1424 01:06:18,946 --> 01:06:22,415 First off, you're gonna watch me kill your friend. 1425 01:06:26,386 --> 01:06:28,655 -No, no, no... -ALLISON: Hey! 1426 01:06:30,224 --> 01:06:31,424 Asshole. 1427 01:06:33,393 --> 01:06:35,062 MAN: Well, come and have a go. 1428 01:06:35,096 --> 01:06:36,163 (RAP SONG PLAYING) 1429 01:06:40,167 --> 01:06:42,103 All right, bitch. Let's do this. 1430 01:06:45,006 --> 01:06:46,673 (ALLISON GRUNTS) 1431 01:06:46,706 --> 01:06:48,541 -(MAN GROANS) -Hell, yeah. 1432 01:06:55,249 --> 01:06:57,118 -(SCREAMING) -(GROANS) 1433 01:06:58,551 --> 01:07:01,188 Beat his motherfucking ass! Hell, yeah! 1434 01:07:01,222 --> 01:07:02,422 (GRUNTING) 1435 01:07:04,325 --> 01:07:06,593 Goddamn, beat your ass now. 1436 01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:14,734 Oh, shit. 1437 01:07:19,773 --> 01:07:20,774 Nigga. 1438 01:07:28,049 --> 01:07:30,985 You sure he's not gonna come back to life? 1439 01:07:31,018 --> 01:07:33,853 -No, girl, he's dead. -Hell yeah, you beat that nigga ass. 1440 01:07:39,126 --> 01:07:40,394 (SHANIKA GASPS) 1441 01:07:40,428 --> 01:07:43,364 That's the one-eyed nigga I saw at the store. 1442 01:07:43,397 --> 01:07:44,831 Hell yeah, run his pockets. 1443 01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:46,533 What the hell? 1444 01:07:49,736 --> 01:07:51,805 Wait a minute. He's got asthma. 1445 01:07:51,838 --> 01:07:54,075 That's why he was breathing like that. 1446 01:07:54,108 --> 01:07:57,011 Camden Conner. 555 Valley Lane. 1447 01:07:57,044 --> 01:07:58,812 That's our address. 1448 01:07:58,845 --> 01:08:00,814 Hey, I feel a bit woozy here. 1449 01:08:00,847 --> 01:08:02,083 See, this why I don't come to the woods 1450 01:08:02,116 --> 01:08:04,018 because of crazy White motherfuckers like this. 1451 01:08:04,051 --> 01:08:06,853 And they always got some dirty-ass shoes on. 1452 01:08:06,886 --> 01:08:09,789 Wait, the nigga that was chasing us in the house 1453 01:08:09,823 --> 01:08:11,025 had a different pair of boots on. 1454 01:08:11,058 --> 01:08:13,227 Remember? I stabbed him in the foot. 1455 01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:15,595 So, unless this motherfucker got costume changes... 1456 01:08:15,628 --> 01:08:19,300 That means that there's more than one of them. 1457 01:08:19,333 --> 01:08:21,501 -We gotta warn the others. -Okay. 1458 01:08:21,534 --> 01:08:23,503 -KING: Oh, fuck. -King! 1459 01:08:23,536 --> 01:08:26,873 NNAMDI: Okay, look, y'all, we... 1460 01:08:26,907 --> 01:08:29,210 we might actually make it out of this, okay? 1461 01:08:29,243 --> 01:08:33,180 If he comes back. Why the fuck is he looking for the killer? Can we just go? 1462 01:08:33,214 --> 01:08:34,814 LISA: Oh, my God. 1463 01:08:35,983 --> 01:08:38,452 Maybe to convince us that the killer isn't him? 1464 01:08:38,486 --> 01:08:40,553 -NNAMDI: What the fuck? -We gotta go. 1465 01:08:40,587 --> 01:08:42,056 (CAR LOCK SLIDING) 1466 01:08:47,261 --> 01:08:50,431 Stop. Stop pressing the button. 1467 01:08:50,464 --> 01:08:52,033 Both of y'all, stop fucking with the door! 1468 01:08:53,900 --> 01:08:56,170 -LISA: Shit. -DEWAYNE: Ah, shit! 1469 01:08:58,705 --> 01:09:00,840 Unlock the door. I don't think I stopped him. 1470 01:09:00,874 --> 01:09:04,011 He's coming. Unlock the door and let me in. Quick. 1471 01:09:05,779 --> 01:09:07,114 I know how that looks, 1472 01:09:07,148 --> 01:09:10,251 but I found that mask in the woods close to here. 1473 01:09:10,284 --> 01:09:11,785 It's why I came to check on you. 1474 01:09:11,818 --> 01:09:14,754 Let me help you. You have to trust me. 1475 01:09:15,755 --> 01:09:17,992 -No, we don't. -Let me in! 1476 01:09:18,025 --> 01:09:19,826 Let me in! 1477 01:09:19,859 --> 01:09:21,795 -(GLASS SHATTERS) -(SCREAMS) 1478 01:09:29,236 --> 01:09:30,938 Come on, man. We're sitting ducks out here, y'all. 1479 01:09:30,971 --> 01:09:32,605 Maybe we should have trusted him. 1480 01:09:32,639 --> 01:09:35,409 Okay, he's gonna reload at some point. Should we go back in there? 1481 01:09:35,443 --> 01:09:36,743 No. We go back in there for what? 1482 01:09:36,776 --> 01:09:37,978 What other choice do we have? 1483 01:09:38,012 --> 01:09:40,081 I don't know. I don't know. I don't... Fuck! 1484 01:09:41,315 --> 01:09:43,350 Okay, now! 1485 01:09:43,384 --> 01:09:44,717 DEWAYNE: Go, go, go! 1486 01:09:44,751 --> 01:09:45,953 Come on, come on, come on. 1487 01:09:47,654 --> 01:09:49,090 Oh, shit. He's shooting! 1488 01:09:49,123 --> 01:09:50,824 Stay right there. Stay right there. 1489 01:09:51,125 --> 01:09:52,126 Oh. 1490 01:09:54,495 --> 01:09:56,297 Just go. Save yourself. 1491 01:09:56,696 --> 01:09:58,432 DEWAYNE: Go. 1492 01:09:58,466 --> 01:10:00,167 -We can't... -Let's go. 1493 01:10:01,734 --> 01:10:04,737 I was joking. Shit! 1494 01:10:22,056 --> 01:10:26,026 We just left him. What if he's just somewhere bleeding? 1495 01:10:26,060 --> 01:10:28,628 No, baby, he told us, he told us to leave him. 1496 01:10:28,661 --> 01:10:30,131 He didn't mean it. 1497 01:10:33,267 --> 01:10:34,767 Okay, Lis, look. 1498 01:10:34,801 --> 01:10:36,504 All of us ain't gonna make it through the night. 1499 01:10:36,537 --> 01:10:37,871 We know that, right? 1500 01:10:40,141 --> 01:10:42,343 -I'm just saying. -I'm gonna go get my friend. 1501 01:10:42,376 --> 01:10:43,877 (SHUSHING) 1502 01:10:49,649 --> 01:10:51,818 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 1503 01:10:55,356 --> 01:10:56,390 (CREAKING) 1504 01:11:26,921 --> 01:11:29,123 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1505 01:11:36,497 --> 01:11:37,897 (R&B SONG PLAYING) 1506 01:11:50,277 --> 01:11:51,478 Who's playing music? 1507 01:11:54,648 --> 01:11:56,350 Wait. (SHUSHES) 1508 01:12:01,922 --> 01:12:03,856 You shady motherfuckers left me to die! 1509 01:12:03,890 --> 01:12:05,892 And I just saved y'all asses. But fuck me, though, right? 1510 01:12:05,926 --> 01:12:06,994 You told us to leave you. 1511 01:12:07,027 --> 01:12:09,063 Nigga, you know I didn't mean that shit. 1512 01:12:09,096 --> 01:12:11,031 -Told you. -Told you, my ass. 1513 01:12:11,065 --> 01:12:13,067 -You didn't have to follow him. -(CLATTERING) 1514 01:12:13,467 --> 01:12:14,834 (GLASS BREAKING) 1515 01:12:14,867 --> 01:12:17,004 Move! Let me get up there. 1516 01:12:18,439 --> 01:12:20,174 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1517 01:12:22,443 --> 01:12:24,945 How long do y'all think we should wait in here? 1518 01:12:24,979 --> 01:12:26,647 I don't know. Probably till morning? 1519 01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:28,148 The fucker a vampire or something? 1520 01:12:28,182 --> 01:12:29,683 -Why the fuck is morning more better? -I don't know. 1521 01:12:29,717 --> 01:12:31,218 'Cause it's bright out and less scary. 1522 01:12:32,486 --> 01:12:34,321 NNAMDI: That makes sense. 1523 01:12:34,355 --> 01:12:37,124 I'm sorry we left you, but it's not every day 1524 01:12:37,157 --> 01:12:39,627 I'm faced with fucking life or death decisions. 1525 01:12:39,660 --> 01:12:42,630 It's good to know when it comes to me, the decision is death. 1526 01:12:42,663 --> 01:12:44,632 What is your problem? 1527 01:12:44,665 --> 01:12:46,700 You've been pressed this entire trip. 1528 01:12:46,734 --> 01:12:49,236 If you have something to say, say it. No time like the present. 1529 01:12:49,270 --> 01:12:51,338 I disagree. There is a better time than the present, 1530 01:12:51,372 --> 01:12:53,773 -and it is not right now. -Every time this nigga broke your heart, 1531 01:12:53,806 --> 01:12:55,175 I was the one there to mend it. 1532 01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:58,078 I never asked you to do that. You chose to do that. 1533 01:13:01,448 --> 01:13:03,550 -(SIGNAL BLOCKER BEEPS) -(CELL PHONE CHIMES) 1534 01:13:03,584 --> 01:13:05,019 Fuck. What the fuck. 1535 01:13:06,987 --> 01:13:10,557 Oh, my God. Keke Palmer retweeted my tweet. 1536 01:13:10,591 --> 01:13:11,759 (CHUCKLES MENACINGLY) 1537 01:13:11,791 --> 01:13:13,193 Okay, okay, okay. 1538 01:13:13,227 --> 01:13:15,162 (SHUSHING) 1539 01:13:23,404 --> 01:13:24,571 (GULPS) 1540 01:13:29,343 --> 01:13:30,277 (GULPS) 1541 01:13:30,311 --> 01:13:33,013 -Keep that shit together? -I'm trying. 1542 01:13:36,116 --> 01:13:37,451 Oh, shit. 1543 01:13:37,484 --> 01:13:38,851 (WHIMPERING) 1544 01:13:43,457 --> 01:13:45,292 -Peekaboo. -(RETCHES) 1545 01:13:48,796 --> 01:13:50,564 (SCREAMS) 1546 01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:08,549 -(GRUNTS) -(EXCLAIMS) 1547 01:14:22,629 --> 01:14:23,630 Shit. 1548 01:14:30,437 --> 01:14:33,006 I'm going to jail. 1549 01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:35,743 Oh, shit, are you okay? He kicked the shit outta you. 1550 01:14:35,776 --> 01:14:37,177 (WHEEZING) How'd you know how to do that? 1551 01:14:37,211 --> 01:14:40,447 Yeah, bro, that seems like an exclusively White weapon. 1552 01:14:40,481 --> 01:14:43,250 You know what, that's another thing. Y'all are always underestimating me. 1553 01:14:43,283 --> 01:14:44,785 Maybe that's why you left me at the car. 1554 01:14:44,818 --> 01:14:45,919 This is exactly why I didn't tell you 1555 01:14:45,953 --> 01:14:47,221 me and Nnamdi were back together. 1556 01:14:47,254 --> 01:14:48,956 I just didn't need this negativity. 1557 01:14:48,989 --> 01:14:50,824 Oh, no, no, no... You didn't tell me about Nnamdi 1558 01:14:50,858 --> 01:14:52,860 -because you are ashamed. -Ashamed? 1559 01:14:54,194 --> 01:14:55,863 DEWAYNE: Be real. You have always used my friendship 1560 01:14:55,895 --> 01:14:58,031 as some fucked up replacement as a rebound guy 1561 01:14:58,065 --> 01:15:00,200 whenever y'all broke up because it was safe. 1562 01:15:00,234 --> 01:15:01,402 You knew I would be there. 1563 01:15:01,435 --> 01:15:03,070 I feel like I wasted my fucking time. 1564 01:15:03,103 --> 01:15:05,005 'Cause look at you now, you got your man, your house, 1565 01:15:05,038 --> 01:15:07,040 and I'm pushed to the curb, again. 1566 01:15:07,074 --> 01:15:08,742 You have never treated me like a best friend. 1567 01:15:08,776 --> 01:15:10,577 You've treated me like a gay side chick. 1568 01:15:10,611 --> 01:15:14,314 You leaving me and picking him proves exactly that. 1569 01:15:16,817 --> 01:15:18,185 -(ARROW WHOOSHES) -(GROANS) 1570 01:15:23,857 --> 01:15:25,893 -That's a good shot. -That was the last one. 1571 01:15:25,926 --> 01:15:29,229 Oh, you're gonna pay for that, bitch. 1572 01:15:29,263 --> 01:15:31,999 -Ooh. -I got you, bitch. Hey! 1573 01:15:32,833 --> 01:15:34,301 You got the right one today, bitch. 1574 01:15:34,334 --> 01:15:36,336 That's for Morgan and Shawn! 1575 01:15:36,370 --> 01:15:37,871 -This is for King. -His ass. 1576 01:15:37,906 --> 01:15:39,072 -That's what you fucking get. -LISA: Carlton. 1577 01:15:39,106 --> 01:15:41,108 -It's Clifton. -Why the fuck Black women 1578 01:15:41,141 --> 01:15:43,844 gotta save everyone all the God damn time? 1579 01:15:43,877 --> 01:15:45,312 -Get him, girl. -I'm tired. 1580 01:15:45,345 --> 01:15:48,415 I'm tired. I'm fucking tired. 1581 01:15:50,083 --> 01:15:51,819 See, that's why I married a White woman. 1582 01:15:51,852 --> 01:15:53,220 Bitch, and suck my dick! 1583 01:15:53,253 --> 01:15:55,689 You're acting just... I don't think you need to... 1584 01:15:56,957 --> 01:15:58,892 -He good. -Girl, he dead. It's fine. 1585 01:15:58,927 --> 01:16:00,194 Lisa. 1586 01:16:17,946 --> 01:16:19,813 Earlier, did you have something to say 1587 01:16:19,847 --> 01:16:21,482 about my choice in weapons? 1588 01:16:22,182 --> 01:16:24,284 Oh, no. No, no, no. Nnamdi? 1589 01:16:24,318 --> 01:16:27,020 No. No. Hell... Absolutely not. 1590 01:16:27,321 --> 01:16:28,388 Look. 1591 01:16:30,891 --> 01:16:32,125 (CLATTERS) 1592 01:16:33,794 --> 01:16:35,796 Maybe I was a little worked up 1593 01:16:35,829 --> 01:16:38,665 after I realized what my part was 1594 01:16:38,699 --> 01:16:40,300 in what was wrong with us. 1595 01:16:40,334 --> 01:16:43,136 I'm sorry I didn't tell you me and Nnamdi were back together. 1596 01:16:43,938 --> 01:16:46,473 -I love you, okay? -I love you, too. 1597 01:16:51,445 --> 01:16:53,614 You got guts all over your face, so. 1598 01:16:56,416 --> 01:16:59,119 Um, look, I'm sorry for pressuring you to commit 1599 01:16:59,152 --> 01:17:00,587 before you were ready. 1600 01:17:00,621 --> 01:17:02,222 I was worried that if you kept me waiting for so long 1601 01:17:02,256 --> 01:17:03,590 that I was gonna... 1602 01:17:03,624 --> 01:17:06,193 I'm gonna mess up. I love you, all right? 1603 01:17:09,096 --> 01:17:10,597 (GIGGLES) 1604 01:17:13,033 --> 01:17:15,402 Dewayne, I apologize to you, too. 1605 01:17:15,435 --> 01:17:18,138 Yeah, I wasn't a good dude in college. Sorry. 1606 01:17:18,171 --> 01:17:20,040 Are y'all for real? Y'all doing this right now? 1607 01:17:20,073 --> 01:17:21,808 Y'all ain't worked out y'all shit yet? 1608 01:17:21,842 --> 01:17:23,310 Didn't you see how long he was talking? 1609 01:17:23,343 --> 01:17:24,778 -Why you have to interrupt my apology? -Nigga, it's given 1610 01:17:24,811 --> 01:17:26,413 that there's another motherfucking killer in the woods 1611 01:17:26,446 --> 01:17:28,115 that we killed. That's what I'm trying to tell y'all. 1612 01:17:28,148 --> 01:17:30,117 -Okay, I did not know that. -SHANIKA: Yeah, so, now let's find out 1613 01:17:30,150 --> 01:17:31,652 who this motherfucker is. 1614 01:17:31,685 --> 01:17:35,122 Oh, I can't. Dewayne, look in his pockets. 1615 01:17:36,523 --> 01:17:38,592 Mmm. Player, you got it. This is on you. 1616 01:17:38,625 --> 01:17:41,128 -You two gonna figure it out! -Okay, I'mma do it. Fuck! 1617 01:17:54,608 --> 01:17:55,776 Clive Connor. 1618 01:18:04,351 --> 01:18:06,753 This look like the other nigga we saw in the woods. 1619 01:18:08,689 --> 01:18:11,025 Who the fuck are they? 1620 01:18:11,059 --> 01:18:14,062 We found this shit on the other one. Read it. 1621 01:18:14,428 --> 01:18:15,462 Shit. 1622 01:18:15,930 --> 01:18:17,130 They're twins. 1623 01:18:19,733 --> 01:18:22,736 We also found this on him. 1624 01:18:22,769 --> 01:18:25,372 -DEWAYNE: I don't get it. -LISA: Someone must have been paying them. 1625 01:18:25,405 --> 01:18:27,174 DEWAYNE: Yeah, that seems about right. 1626 01:18:29,276 --> 01:18:31,545 They've got all our initials on here, too. 1627 01:18:31,578 --> 01:18:35,248 So, somebody paid these evil racist twins to kill us all. Is that it? 1628 01:18:35,282 --> 01:18:36,416 And this is all we worth? 1629 01:18:36,450 --> 01:18:39,519 It's like $1,000. This is offensive. 1630 01:18:39,553 --> 01:18:40,887 Oh, my God. 1631 01:18:40,922 --> 01:18:42,356 We need to get the fuck outta here. 1632 01:18:42,389 --> 01:18:43,757 No, I'm still not going out there. 1633 01:18:43,790 --> 01:18:45,792 Okay, you know what? Why don't we just stay here 1634 01:18:45,826 --> 01:18:47,028 because they've got to come back 1635 01:18:47,061 --> 01:18:48,528 for Ranger White at some point? 1636 01:18:48,562 --> 01:18:50,664 I still need to know what happened to Morgan and Shawn. 1637 01:18:50,697 --> 01:18:53,667 Yeah. Which means that they might still be downstairs. 1638 01:18:53,700 --> 01:18:55,902 Right. He had a whole command center down there, y'all, 1639 01:18:55,937 --> 01:18:58,138 like TVs and everything. We can use that to call for help. 1640 01:18:58,171 --> 01:18:59,640 Y'all are acting real White right now. 1641 01:18:59,673 --> 01:19:01,508 I think we've already proven ourselves. 1642 01:19:01,541 --> 01:19:03,510 If there's someone else down there, we'll handle it. 1643 01:19:03,543 --> 01:19:07,414 Okay, you know what? I'm gonna stay up here and just keep watch 1644 01:19:08,815 --> 01:19:12,219 with my eyes. Wait. 1645 01:19:13,121 --> 01:19:15,188 I'm sorry. 1646 01:19:15,222 --> 01:19:17,324 When you go down there, take this. 1647 01:19:17,357 --> 01:19:19,459 -Just in case. -Okay, thank you. 1648 01:19:19,493 --> 01:19:21,194 What the fuck is wrong with her? 1649 01:19:21,228 --> 01:19:23,998 -Nigga, it's the Adderall. -I'm on Adderall? 1650 01:19:24,032 --> 01:19:25,232 No, baby, you're not on nothing. 1651 01:19:25,265 --> 01:19:26,733 -Okay. -(SHUSHING) 1652 01:19:37,210 --> 01:19:38,645 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1653 01:19:41,281 --> 01:19:43,650 Stop yelling. Stop yelling. Stop yelling. 1654 01:19:54,528 --> 01:19:57,098 I've been thinking, they keep locking the doors on us. 1655 01:19:57,131 --> 01:19:58,632 While we got them unlocked, 1656 01:19:58,665 --> 01:20:00,333 maybe we should prop them open, so they don't keep locking 'em. 1657 01:20:00,367 --> 01:20:02,436 Right. Great idea. Right. 1658 01:20:02,469 --> 01:20:04,504 I'm just gonna... We just have to... 1659 01:20:04,538 --> 01:20:07,175 -I'm gonna need this one. -Ouch. 1660 01:20:07,207 --> 01:20:09,209 Hey, Lisa, he's got a note. 1661 01:20:14,881 --> 01:20:16,150 It says, "You're getting warmer." 1662 01:20:16,184 --> 01:20:17,851 Poor Clifton. 1663 01:20:17,884 --> 01:20:21,421 "Fatal accident claims life of local nurse Lateesha Paine, age 29." 1664 01:20:21,455 --> 01:20:23,057 -What? -"Arrested on the scene, 1665 01:20:23,091 --> 01:20:25,692 "Clifton Franklin James 1666 01:20:25,726 --> 01:20:28,228 "was driving under the influence of alcohol and struck Ms. Paine. 1667 01:20:28,261 --> 01:20:30,397 "Mr. James is to be arraigned on manslaughter " 1668 01:20:30,430 --> 01:20:31,999 (LIVELY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING) 1669 01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:48,916 What the hell did he have to do with this? 1670 01:20:53,955 --> 01:20:55,489 (GASPS) 1671 01:20:57,357 --> 01:20:58,960 -What the fuck? -What the fuck? 1672 01:20:58,993 --> 01:21:01,028 -(INHALES) -(EXCLAIMING) 1673 01:21:07,201 --> 01:21:08,635 No, no, no. 1674 01:21:08,668 --> 01:21:12,506 I got this whole basement riddled with plastic explosives. 1675 01:21:12,539 --> 01:21:15,943 Now, one of you guys move and poof! 1676 01:21:15,977 --> 01:21:18,980 So, if you don't mind, I think I'll give us some privacy. 1677 01:21:21,215 --> 01:21:23,617 Wait! No! Fuck. 1678 01:21:23,650 --> 01:21:27,387 King. Shit. King! They locked them in. 1679 01:21:27,420 --> 01:21:28,956 So, drop your weapons. 1680 01:21:30,857 --> 01:21:32,292 Now! 1681 01:21:35,595 --> 01:21:38,365 And big guy, do you mind kicking that over to me? 1682 01:21:38,398 --> 01:21:40,034 The crossbow? Slowly. 1683 01:21:42,302 --> 01:21:43,703 I really appreciate it. 1684 01:21:45,605 --> 01:21:46,640 Okay. 1685 01:21:47,141 --> 01:21:48,408 This is heavy. 1686 01:21:50,912 --> 01:21:51,878 Okay. 1687 01:21:51,913 --> 01:21:54,714 Wait, Clifton, you did all of this, why? 1688 01:21:54,748 --> 01:21:57,317 I would love to answer that question, truly. 1689 01:21:57,350 --> 01:21:59,086 But in order to do that, 1690 01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:00,620 you're gonna have to play my game. 1691 01:22:00,654 --> 01:22:01,755 Hell no. 1692 01:22:01,788 --> 01:22:03,623 No, you don't wanna play? You don't wanna play? 1693 01:22:03,657 --> 01:22:05,659 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -Come on. 1694 01:22:05,692 --> 01:22:07,094 Question one. 1695 01:22:08,328 --> 01:22:09,863 Why am I doing this? 1696 01:22:13,267 --> 01:22:14,501 Now, listen, 1697 01:22:14,534 --> 01:22:16,436 you should be familiar with the rules by now. 1698 01:22:16,469 --> 01:22:19,873 It's been a long night. Right answers only. 1699 01:22:19,907 --> 01:22:21,209 But we don't know. 1700 01:22:21,242 --> 01:22:22,910 (IMITATES BUZZER) Wrong answer. 1701 01:22:23,743 --> 01:22:24,845 Shit! 1702 01:22:26,847 --> 01:22:30,717 So, hey, Dewayne, the next one won't miss. 1703 01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:32,652 Gonna ask you just one more time. 1704 01:22:32,686 --> 01:22:37,757 Question one, why am I doing this? 1705 01:22:37,791 --> 01:22:40,760 The article about the girl you killed? 1706 01:22:40,794 --> 01:22:44,298 Ding, ding, ding, ding. Good job, Lis. 1707 01:22:44,332 --> 01:22:46,433 Good job. All right. 1708 01:22:46,466 --> 01:22:49,937 Per the article, that happened 10 years ago tonight. 1709 01:22:49,971 --> 01:22:51,538 Question two, 1710 01:22:51,571 --> 01:22:55,876 what else happened 10 years ago tonight? 1711 01:22:55,910 --> 01:22:58,045 It was, uh... 1712 01:22:59,146 --> 01:23:00,680 The what? Come on. 1713 01:23:00,714 --> 01:23:04,051 The party. It was the party. It was the Juneteenth party. 1714 01:23:04,085 --> 01:23:05,652 Ding, fucking, ding. 1715 01:23:05,685 --> 01:23:08,421 -I remember you got really drunk. -Okay. 1716 01:23:08,455 --> 01:23:09,789 Lisa and I kept trying to give your ass shots 1717 01:23:09,823 --> 01:23:11,524 but all you wanted to do was fucking play Spades. 1718 01:23:11,558 --> 01:23:12,893 The pot was up to $1,000 that night 1719 01:23:12,927 --> 01:23:14,895 and everybody was acting fucking crazy. 1720 01:23:14,929 --> 01:23:17,530 Yeah, motherfuckers were fucking tripping. 1721 01:23:17,564 --> 01:23:20,767 You know, I was just so excited 1722 01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:23,337 to be around people that looked like me. 1723 01:23:23,371 --> 01:23:24,804 And I'll be the first to admit, 1724 01:23:24,838 --> 01:23:28,541 I was never the best dancer, Dewayne, 1725 01:23:28,575 --> 01:23:30,510 or the funniest, Shanika, 1726 01:23:30,543 --> 01:23:33,580 or the best cheater, Nnamdi... Relax. 1727 01:23:34,382 --> 01:23:35,482 Or whatever you do, Lisa. 1728 01:23:35,515 --> 01:23:37,884 -I'm an attorney. -Congrats. 1729 01:23:37,919 --> 01:23:42,789 But you know, one thing I love more than all that is games. 1730 01:23:42,822 --> 01:23:45,192 Monopoly, chess, checkers, Connect Four, 1731 01:23:45,226 --> 01:23:48,561 whatever you wanna play me in, I'm a monster at it, you know. 1732 01:23:48,595 --> 01:23:50,932 But the one game I could never, 1733 01:23:50,965 --> 01:23:54,734 ever really get a handle on was Spades. 1734 01:23:55,769 --> 01:24:00,473 Because nobody plays Spades in Vermont! 1735 01:24:01,409 --> 01:24:04,912 So, that night I made one honest mistake. 1736 01:24:06,813 --> 01:24:09,383 I thought I was out of clubs. 1737 01:24:09,417 --> 01:24:11,751 Oh, shit. Shit. I remember that. 1738 01:24:11,785 --> 01:24:12,920 You fucked around and you reneged. 1739 01:24:12,954 --> 01:24:14,487 And it could have happened to anybody. 1740 01:24:14,521 --> 01:24:16,023 Not to niggas who know how to play. 1741 01:24:16,057 --> 01:24:17,925 It was an honest mistake! 1742 01:24:22,029 --> 01:24:23,530 -What you doing? -Yes! 1743 01:24:27,834 --> 01:24:28,668 Motherfucker. 1744 01:24:28,702 --> 01:24:30,938 Clifton! I thought he was dead. 1745 01:24:30,972 --> 01:24:32,706 I guess he's better at games than we thought. 1746 01:24:32,739 --> 01:24:34,175 It was a simple mistake. 1747 01:24:35,009 --> 01:24:38,346 A mistake that you all couldn't let go. 1748 01:24:38,379 --> 01:24:43,783 You turned it into some ultimatum about how Black I was. 1749 01:24:43,817 --> 01:24:47,455 And you laughed at me, and you attacked me 1750 01:24:47,487 --> 01:24:48,923 about my Blackness. 1751 01:24:50,523 --> 01:24:51,891 And then you ruined my life. 1752 01:24:51,926 --> 01:24:54,161 Everyone gets shit over Spades, 1753 01:24:54,195 --> 01:24:56,163 it's not like someone revoked your Black card. 1754 01:24:56,197 --> 01:24:59,599 No, Lisa, you're incorrect. That's exactly what you said. 1755 01:24:59,632 --> 01:25:01,402 Your exact words. I remember. 1756 01:25:01,435 --> 01:25:04,972 You said, "Yeah, nigga, your Black card's revoked." That's what you said. 1757 01:25:05,006 --> 01:25:07,241 You know, that tracks. 1758 01:25:07,274 --> 01:25:11,511 You know, I was really honored to be your friend, you know. 1759 01:25:12,313 --> 01:25:13,847 Until you said what you said. 1760 01:25:14,748 --> 01:25:17,817 And then I became embarrassed, rejected. 1761 01:25:18,419 --> 01:25:19,652 And you know what I did? 1762 01:25:21,122 --> 01:25:24,858 I drank for the first time ever that night, 1763 01:25:24,891 --> 01:25:27,995 and I drove away to escape the ridicule. 1764 01:25:28,029 --> 01:25:32,233 And I didn't see this woman in front of me 1765 01:25:33,134 --> 01:25:37,537 until her body hit my car. 1766 01:25:37,570 --> 01:25:41,042 If he controlling the locks, who was controlling them when he was with us? 1767 01:25:45,246 --> 01:25:47,680 I served 4 years in jail. 1768 01:25:47,714 --> 01:25:49,350 4 years for manslaughter? 1769 01:25:49,383 --> 01:25:51,785 That's like, grad school, man. 1770 01:25:51,818 --> 01:25:56,290 You know, I got a little jealous 1771 01:25:57,491 --> 01:25:58,792 of seeing the lives you were living, 1772 01:25:58,825 --> 01:26:00,494 the amazing lives you were living, 1773 01:26:00,528 --> 01:26:02,695 because my life got taken away. 1774 01:26:02,729 --> 01:26:05,799 Because I wasn't Black enough for you. 1775 01:26:05,832 --> 01:26:09,636 I honestly thought that those redneck twins 1776 01:26:09,669 --> 01:26:13,974 would have gotten the job done, but they didn't. 1777 01:26:14,008 --> 01:26:16,876 I guess cheap labor is cheap for a reason. 1778 01:26:16,911 --> 01:26:18,878 Anyway, I'm gonna kill you guys now, 1779 01:26:18,913 --> 01:26:20,814 and I'm gonna dispose your bodies the same way 1780 01:26:20,847 --> 01:26:24,751 I did Morgan and Shawn's, in the well. 1781 01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:27,687 -Nigga! -Nigga! 1782 01:26:27,720 --> 01:26:29,056 Nigga indeed. 1783 01:26:33,561 --> 01:26:34,962 -Got it. -Yeah. 1784 01:26:35,563 --> 01:26:36,964 Oh, fuck. 1785 01:26:37,897 --> 01:26:38,898 Okay. 1786 01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:44,472 -I don't know which one... I don't know which one. -Try that one. 1787 01:26:44,505 --> 01:26:47,308 How about once and for all we find out 1788 01:26:47,341 --> 01:26:50,177 which one of you is the Blackest? 1789 01:26:50,211 --> 01:26:54,548 I'm gonna call this round, Black Sophie's Choice. 1790 01:26:54,582 --> 01:26:57,518 And remember, you brought this on yourselves. 1791 01:26:57,551 --> 01:27:01,621 You know, for a moment, I actually thought 1792 01:27:02,256 --> 01:27:06,293 maybe you changed, maybe, 1793 01:27:06,327 --> 01:27:09,829 until you sent me out to die. 1794 01:27:11,831 --> 01:27:14,634 And why? Because I wasn't Black enough? 1795 01:27:14,667 --> 01:27:16,337 It was mainly just the Trump thing. 1796 01:27:16,370 --> 01:27:17,438 Shut up! 1797 01:27:17,471 --> 01:27:21,841 Lisa, pick! Who is the Blackest? 1798 01:27:21,875 --> 01:27:25,279 And remember, the one you choose is gonna die. 1799 01:27:25,312 --> 01:27:27,081 We're not playing your game, you just gonna kill us anyway. 1800 01:27:27,114 --> 01:27:29,116 -So, just do it. -NNAMDI: Fuck your game, bruh. 1801 01:27:29,150 --> 01:27:30,683 I actually think we should keep playing. 1802 01:27:30,717 --> 01:27:32,019 You know what, I'm with Shanika and Nnamdi. 1803 01:27:32,052 --> 01:27:33,454 At this point, you've been fucking with us 1804 01:27:33,487 --> 01:27:35,122 -this entire night. -That's right. 1805 01:27:35,156 --> 01:27:38,526 So, your non-Black, coon, MAGA ass can kiss 1806 01:27:38,559 --> 01:27:40,094 my Black ass. As a matter of fact... (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 1807 01:27:40,127 --> 01:27:42,229 -DEWAYNE: Do you trust me? -LISA: With my life. 1808 01:27:42,263 --> 01:27:44,165 DEWAYNE: Okay, then play the game. 1809 01:27:44,198 --> 01:27:45,899 SHANIKA: ...your little ass crossbow. 1810 01:27:45,933 --> 01:27:47,834 I should flick your little ass across this goddamn basement. 1811 01:27:47,867 --> 01:27:49,537 Okay, I'll play your game. 1812 01:27:49,570 --> 01:27:51,038 Wait, what? Baby, what? 1813 01:27:51,071 --> 01:27:52,473 Lis, how the fuck you just gon' change your mind like that? 1814 01:27:52,506 --> 01:27:53,641 I'll play your game. 1815 01:27:53,673 --> 01:27:58,412 Yes! Finally, we have a competitor. 1816 01:27:58,445 --> 01:28:00,514 Now, go ahead, choose. 1817 01:28:00,548 --> 01:28:02,082 Which one's the Blackest? 1818 01:28:02,116 --> 01:28:04,585 -I choose myself. -Wait, baby, what? 1819 01:28:04,618 --> 01:28:07,488 What? No, that's not what I... What I said. 1820 01:28:07,521 --> 01:28:09,822 I said choose one of them, one of them. 1821 01:28:09,856 --> 01:28:12,259 Choose one of them! Go! Now! 1822 01:28:12,293 --> 01:28:14,794 Those are the fucking rules, Lisa! Pick! 1823 01:28:14,827 --> 01:28:16,763 DEWAYNE: Psst. Nnamdi. 1824 01:28:16,796 --> 01:28:18,933 -NNAMDI: You talking to me? -DEWAYNE: Yes. 1825 01:28:18,966 --> 01:28:20,467 NNAMDI: Yo, this is trippy. I didn't think 1826 01:28:20,501 --> 01:28:22,069 this mind talking worked for the guys, but go ahead. 1827 01:28:22,102 --> 01:28:24,505 DEWAYNE: I need you to hit him low. 1828 01:28:24,538 --> 01:28:26,006 NNAMDI: Wait a minute. What? 1829 01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:29,143 DEWAYNE: I said hit him low and I'm gonna hit him high. 1830 01:28:29,176 --> 01:28:31,744 Choose one of them! Choose one of 'em! 1831 01:28:31,778 --> 01:28:33,514 Choose one of 'em, Lisa! 1832 01:28:33,547 --> 01:28:36,217 -NNAMDI: He's crazy. Are you sure? -DEWAYNE: Yes, nigga. I'm sure. 1833 01:28:36,250 --> 01:28:37,750 LISA: You heard me, I choose myself. 1834 01:28:37,784 --> 01:28:39,486 -NNAMDI: Okay. -I refuse to play your game. 1835 01:28:42,923 --> 01:28:45,092 DEWAYNE: Wait, did you hear all of that? 1836 01:28:45,125 --> 01:28:47,094 CLIFTON: Yes, motherfucker, I did. 1837 01:28:47,127 --> 01:28:48,195 DEWAYNE: Oh... 1838 01:28:48,229 --> 01:28:50,297 CLIFTON: You done fucked up now! 1839 01:28:51,098 --> 01:28:52,700 (GULPS) 1840 01:28:52,732 --> 01:28:58,005 You guys just gave away the only thing you had going for you. 1841 01:28:59,607 --> 01:29:01,275 And that was the element of surprise. 1842 01:29:02,476 --> 01:29:04,945 It's fine, Dewayne. It's okay. 1843 01:29:04,979 --> 01:29:09,383 Because luckily, I still have mine. 1844 01:29:11,719 --> 01:29:13,387 No, no, no! 1845 01:29:13,420 --> 01:29:14,989 -Shit! -Oh, my God! 1846 01:29:15,022 --> 01:29:16,789 No, no, let him bleed. 1847 01:29:16,823 --> 01:29:19,994 Let him go! Let him go! 1848 01:29:20,027 --> 01:29:22,563 -Let him bleed. Okay? -Fuck you. 1849 01:29:22,596 --> 01:29:28,369 Lisa, I don't think you've fully grasped the gravity of this situation. 1850 01:29:28,402 --> 01:29:32,839 So, I'm going to repeat myself one last time. 1851 01:29:34,241 --> 01:29:37,044 Which one of your friends is the Blackest? 1852 01:29:40,714 --> 01:29:43,284 I, I... 1853 01:29:43,917 --> 01:29:45,185 You can try two at a time. 1854 01:29:46,886 --> 01:29:48,155 What was that? Hey. 1855 01:29:48,188 --> 01:29:50,857 I got... Stay right there. Stay right there! 1856 01:29:50,890 --> 01:29:54,161 Oh! No! Oh, my... 1857 01:29:54,861 --> 01:29:56,730 Okay. Time out. 1858 01:29:56,764 --> 01:30:00,234 -What the fuck? -Watch my ear! Let go! 1859 01:30:00,267 --> 01:30:01,368 Shoot him! 1860 01:30:02,002 --> 01:30:03,470 -Shoot who? -Him! 1861 01:30:03,504 --> 01:30:05,172 -Shoot him! -Who's him? 1862 01:30:05,205 --> 01:30:07,074 -Shoot him, Shanika! -Nigga, it's dark! 1863 01:30:07,107 --> 01:30:08,841 -The one on the left. -The one on the right! 1864 01:30:08,875 --> 01:30:10,044 Wait, who's on the right and who's on the left? 1865 01:30:10,077 --> 01:30:11,679 -To the left! -CLIFTON: Your right. 1866 01:30:11,712 --> 01:30:13,113 -SHANIKA: My right? -DEWAYNE: Your left! 1867 01:30:13,147 --> 01:30:14,847 Dewayne, I don't wanna shoot you. Say something gay. 1868 01:30:14,881 --> 01:30:17,151 Bitch, that is offensive. How fucking dare you? 1869 01:30:17,184 --> 01:30:18,218 Got it! 1870 01:30:20,587 --> 01:30:21,655 You're gay? 1871 01:30:21,689 --> 01:30:23,123 -Wait, wait, wait. -What, what? 1872 01:30:23,157 --> 01:30:24,591 KING: I don't know. I can't see anything. 1873 01:30:31,732 --> 01:30:32,766 (EXCLAIMS) 1874 01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:35,002 Yes, motherfucker! Yes. 1875 01:30:37,471 --> 01:30:39,173 (CLIFTON SCREAMING) 1876 01:30:40,441 --> 01:30:41,841 (DISTANT SPLASH) 1877 01:30:50,117 --> 01:30:51,919 -Okay, come on, -we fucking did it. -Let's get it! 1878 01:30:51,952 --> 01:30:53,120 (BOTH GROAN IN PAIN) 1879 01:30:53,153 --> 01:30:55,589 -Fuck, wait a minute! Damn! -Fuck. 1880 01:31:00,427 --> 01:31:02,196 (DISTANT SPLASH) 1881 01:31:02,229 --> 01:31:04,531 Ain't that some poetic fucking justice. 1882 01:31:05,199 --> 01:31:08,035 I guess he's not doing too well. 1883 01:31:08,068 --> 01:31:09,703 -Dewayne. -You see what I did there? 1884 01:31:09,737 --> 01:31:10,771 Somebody's dead, nigga. 1885 01:31:10,804 --> 01:31:13,707 -That's a good kick, bruh. -Thanks. 1886 01:31:13,741 --> 01:31:14,942 Told you we'd handle it. 1887 01:31:16,243 --> 01:31:18,878 -There is an arrow, it's okay. -I'm sorry. 1888 01:31:24,952 --> 01:31:27,321 (CLIFTON LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 1889 01:31:37,631 --> 01:31:40,267 We did it. We survived. 1890 01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:43,303 -So, what do we do now? -Call the cops? 1891 01:31:44,938 --> 01:31:47,141 (ALL LAUGHING) 1892 01:31:50,010 --> 01:31:51,211 SHANIKA: Oh, shit! 1893 01:31:54,047 --> 01:31:55,315 Hey, but for real, though. 1894 01:32:04,391 --> 01:32:05,692 (RAP SONG PLAYING) 1895 01:32:13,367 --> 01:32:15,302 We can always call and act like White women. 1896 01:32:15,335 --> 01:32:17,371 -LISA: Mmm. -(KING GIGGLING) 1897 01:32:17,404 --> 01:32:19,373 When they get here expecting Hannah, Kailey and Kimberley 1898 01:32:19,406 --> 01:32:22,643 and see our Black asses and it's bang, bang, then what? 1899 01:32:22,976 --> 01:32:24,311 You right. 1900 01:32:24,344 --> 01:32:26,880 Any other ideas on how to get help 1901 01:32:26,915 --> 01:32:28,982 without getting shot in the process? 1902 01:32:29,016 --> 01:32:32,219 I got it. I'm a genius. (CHUCKLES) 1903 01:32:41,862 --> 01:32:45,232 So, why did we decide to do this? 1904 01:32:45,265 --> 01:32:48,602 Oh, because firemen won't shoot you. You see? 1905 01:32:48,635 --> 01:32:50,003 It's called beating the system. 1906 01:32:50,037 --> 01:32:51,472 I know I'm high as fuck, 1907 01:32:51,505 --> 01:32:53,140 but, nigga, did you change your clothes? 1908 01:32:53,173 --> 01:32:55,542 Yes, I did! The news might come. We might be on TV. 1909 01:32:55,576 --> 01:32:56,977 -As a highlighter? -(FIRETRUCK SIREN APPROACHING) 1910 01:32:57,010 --> 01:32:58,412 Oh, shit. 1911 01:32:58,445 --> 01:33:01,215 SHANIKA: Dewayne, you was right. Here they come now. 1912 01:33:02,015 --> 01:33:03,617 (ALL GROAN) 143608

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