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King of Beggars
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Starring: Stephen Chow
Cheung Man
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Subtitle translated by arigon
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Young master, we are ready
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What's a hard job for you, young master
-The sweat, young master
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What did he write?
-His name!
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Great! Young master knows how to
write his name!
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Yes!
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Nice calligraphy
-Get lost
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Nice calligraphy!
"So-Cha-Ha-Yee-Chan!"
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It's written in reverse, Master
"Chan Yee Ha Cha So"
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Smart boy, but don't be arrogant!
Got it?
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Dad, since the first
emperor of the Ching Dynasty,
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our family
had been illiterated
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But this has changed now.
Your grandson Chan,
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he knows how to write his name!
-Dad, it's no ordinary!
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He knows writing now,
so he'll be scholar some day
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He knows how to write his name today,
so he will have a baby with dick some day
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try hard to study...
-Piss off
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Chan, I think, we should mount it
-mount it
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Hang it in the most obvious place
-Not exactly...
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You first show it off in the street
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Go !
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Chan, come and sit...
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I am so pleased that you're hardworking
and well behaved
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Listen up, I'm well known of juice sucker
And my fortune is almost juiced up
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If I die one day,
you will be on your own
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I've been on my own
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Here, they're worth $100,000 each !
Spend them well
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Geek, pass me the western hat
-Where are you going? Chan!
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I am having a grand
birthday party tonight
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How old are you?
-25. Come earlier
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But you should dress up first
You look like a beggar!
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How could a beggar be that rich?!
I wouldn't mind being one! hahaha..
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What an arrogant boy... come over here
-What's the matter?
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The invitation card
of my son is great!
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If I throw a birthday party in future,
I'd want a better one!
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[Cantonese opera playing]
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Your Majesty, how do you think about
the Cantonese Opera?
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Local plays for sure can't compete with
Peking Opera!
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But, it's not bad to view this
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Give them money...
Give them money...
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Happy birthday to you, Mr. So
-I 'm homeless and sick...
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I'm broke, I'm devorced, I'm doomed
I am all fucked up!
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Please give me some money
-You're kidding? Damn you beggar!
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How dare you're begging here?
I'm gonna hit you...
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hit him with tips
-Yes, young master
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Are you kidding?
How can you give him tips?
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A beggar is human too
Everyone can come
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Movies, every meals, hooking,
my treat the whole month
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You will?
-You have problem with that?
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Of course not!
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Please follow me
Come into my room...
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Mr. So!
-Hello...
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How are you, Madam Pimp?
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Bastard! I hate it everytime
you call me that!
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Just be frank, why not?
-You want to be frank?
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Your hat, is like
the mourning uniform!
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Did your dad pass away?
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I like the way you talk!
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Mr. Chiu, you helped me shut down the Hairy Gang,
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the Emperor will reward you for that
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I'll appreciate it if you
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speak good of me in front of
the Emperor
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Show is over, please have the towel
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Mr. So has come
-Congratulation!
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This way...
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Mr. So, today is your big day,
you must be very happy!
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We have some new girls,
you must be satisfied with them
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What are they? Gold fish, or Cooked fish?
What does that mean?
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You idiot! Gold fish is for watching only
Cooked fish is for poking!
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Cooked fish of course!
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You, cooked fishes,
come serve customers.
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Mr. So, you are the
superior master today
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What kind of woman do you want?
Just tell me
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Ain't matter,
every woman is just the same
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Nobody is special...
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Mr. So, what's the matter?
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I was just eyeballed
-What?
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Who dared so? I'll hit that
big mouth
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Not the mouth
It was the eyes
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Tempting, and brutal,
I haven't seen such eyesight before
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Who the heaven is she?
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Miss Yushang works part time
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Is Mr. Chiu interested to sleep with her?
-You should ask His Majesty first
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So what do you say, Your Majesty?
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We're here for fun,
just do whatever you say.
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Mr. Chiu, knock yourself out
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Thank you then
Set up the room
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The room service please
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Yushang, come greet Mr. Chiu
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Sister, he is the one who
killed our father
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I know, stay calm
Let's go
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Excuse me
-Mr. Chiu, this is Miss Yushang
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I'm Yushang,
my pleasure to meet you, Mr. Chiu
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Such a beautiful lady!
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Mr. Chiu, about tonight...
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300 taels for her
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Miss Yushang is coming with our
young master
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She's not gonna serve you
-Everybody, excuse me
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Don't you have any objection?
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Let me say something fair
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If any of you can offer
more than 100,000 taels
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Yushang will be yours tonight
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No need to spoil our mood, am I right?
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Pal, you're really want to spend big money
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The tael note is way too ordinary
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I have a big pearl, granted by the
Royal family, it's priceless!
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I like the pearl better
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Mr. Chiu, I will wait for
you in my room
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This pearl is worth 100,000 taels?
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You didn't like my money?
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I like money, but, I don't like you
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She is so frank!
I love it, very much
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Mr. So...
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It doesn't matter,
I think my hat doesn't fit my style
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and Yushang looked down on me,
I deserve it
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I am appreciate your understanding
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Don't worry,
I have many other pretty girls
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Well said, I'm counting on you...
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Not my fault!
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How bold you're messing here
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Mantis Fist? It looks like it.
MUSIC !
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Hold it for me
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See my Crane's Fists!
Come the Tiger's Claws!
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How could your mantis fight with a tiger?
Plus a Crane's!
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I know double Fist of Tiger Claws
and Crane too!
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Well, try my mantis then..
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Bravo...
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My mantis beat your double Fist
of Tigar Crane.
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Actually it's not Tiger Crane,
it's peacock!
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That's why you're so naughty!
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Your move was fast!
You don't look that retard.
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Young man, you just don't know
whom your're messing with
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The general of Canton has arrived
-move, move
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Who dares bully my son,
let me teach him a lesson
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Master
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Don't panic, who own you?
-It's me who own them
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What? You bullied them?
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How rich are them?
Are they qualified?
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Master, it was them
-Who are they?
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Just take a look yourself
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The King of Iron Hat?
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Great gift!
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Chan, stop bullying them for great gift sake
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Tips the girls with it..
-Wait, Master...
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The medal reads:
"Seng-Ko-Lin-Chin, King of Iron Hat"
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How dare you seize the medal
of His Majesty? Cuff him
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Hold it, according to the Ching's law,
hooking is prohibited of any Courtier
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Now, you have come to a whorehouse
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Do you know you have committed
the laws of Ching?
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What about you?
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He means me?
-Yes!
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That's right, I come...
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to arrest...
-to arrest you!
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No, Him!
-Arrest him!
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I am the general of Canton,
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so I should arrest
bad people like you
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One more thing...
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What else? Go ahead
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Today is the memorial day to
the ancestor Empress
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So your crime is doubled
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He could be entitled to the capital penalty
-Chop Him.. chop Him..
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According to the Ching laws,
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anyone without a pony tail should be beheaded
so you...
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Want to see my tail?
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You can see as much as you want, moron
-Cut the crap, chop Him
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OK guys, party's over
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General So, you've had fun already,
let's get over it
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I haven't played yet!
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Your Majesty,
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Sorry your mood has been ruined
by some jerks
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I should be blamed
for poor arrangement
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Not your fault
Let's go
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Master, you can't mess with this guy
You better stand down
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As you said so
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Just forget about the trouble
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Young master, your hat
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What a top fighter he is.
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Uncle Mok, all dishes are poisoned
-Good !
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Chiu assassinated our Master
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and some generals of
The Taiping Reign
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And he framed us, the Beggars Clan,
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thus everyone despises us
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Saying that we have become
the dogs of the Emperor
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Revenge must be taken!
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His kungfu is powerful
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Don't attack
until he is trapped
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Because we can't defeat him
with what we got here
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I'll try my best to seduce
him to bed
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Captain, somebody is coming
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Get ready everyone...
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Miss Yushang, we meet again
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How come it's you?
Where is Mister Chiu?
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Mr. Chiu' pearl is crashed
by Mr. So and turned to powder
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I drank with it
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Don't judge Mr. So from his boomstick-like hair,
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in fact he is so romantic and funny
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But...
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No but, I have his
100,000 in my pocket now.
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I won't give it back
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About Mr. So...
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Cut the crap, Madam Pimp.
You can leave now.
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Yes, yes
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Madam Seven wait...
-Get along with it..
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Who is this guy?
-I don't know
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Miss, first of all, I have a good news:
I like you a lot
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To me, this is a bad news
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I knew you would say that
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Cut to the chase
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I'm willing to pay you 100 pearls
for accompany me tonight
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I'm not talking to you anymore,
please get out.
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I was right about you
Good, I'll drink the first round
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No, don't drink it...
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More surprise?
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Lady...
-Get off me
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You know Kung-fu?
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No, I don't know Kung-fu.
I beg you, stop bothering me
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I won't accompany you
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Yushang, no one treats
me like this
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I've found myself falling for you
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What did you say?
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I said I have fallen in love with you
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Are you kidding?
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I am not kidding,
I've decided to marry you
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Are you insane?
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What the hell...
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Didn't know you were hiding here..
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That's good, I just need a witness here
-Witness??
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Yes, I'll swear before your noble sword
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I do want to take Miss Yushang
as my wife
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If I lie,
I'd be striked by thunder bolt
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Sister, I'm really excited for you.
-Wait...
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You think it's that easy
to be my husband?
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What should I do to
become your husband?
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I want him to be the master of Kung-fu and scholar.
Top in position.
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Can you do that?
-Let me think for one second
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I can do it
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Good. We'll talk about it
when you are succeed in doing it
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Well, in that case, I think we should
now schedule our wedding
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Because, this is too easy for me
to become the Kung-fu scholar!
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Good. But you should give me some time
to consider it
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No problem, I'll wait for your answer
outside the garden
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I won't leave until I meet you there
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Psycho!
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We are with the Beggars Clan,
everybody should leave at once
247
00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:07,149
Sir, the timing is fit
248
00:18:07,283 --> 00:18:15,588
The road is safe now, please proceed
-Good, very good
249
00:18:15,925 --> 00:18:17,923
Hit the road.
250
00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:31,804
Shit, we are too late
251
00:18:33,209 --> 00:18:36,699
That nutty has screwed up our business
252
00:18:41,817 --> 00:18:43,546
Sister... sister
253
00:18:43,719 --> 00:18:46,103
What's the matter?
-The idiot is still down there
254
00:18:46,322 --> 00:18:48,589
Let's kill him
-Forget it,
255
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:52,000
he doesn't mean to bother us.
Let him be.
256
00:19:03,072 --> 00:19:05,400
You fall for him, don't you?
257
00:19:05,441 --> 00:19:06,870
What are you talking about?
258
00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:10,200
I won't think of it
until Chiu is dead
259
00:19:10,212 --> 00:19:12,138
Especially not with him
260
00:19:12,148 --> 00:19:14,300
Chiu is good at Kung-fu
261
00:19:14,316 --> 00:19:18,282
Uncle Mok said we couldn't defeat him without
the "Dragon 18 Palms"
262
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,450
I could never get married !
263
00:19:20,456 --> 00:19:23,456
Get out of here before you get too horny
264
00:19:40,976 --> 00:19:44,001
What evil are you?
How dare you scare me?
265
00:19:44,013 --> 00:19:47,548
Mr. So, it's me Madam Pimp..
266
00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:51,114
You are Madam Pimp?!
-Yes
267
00:19:51,387 --> 00:19:53,384
You have flat figure,
where are your tits?
268
00:19:53,389 --> 00:19:56,455
It's still early in the morning,
they haven't waken up yet
269
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,255
You're lucky this time
for not being killed
270
00:19:58,260 --> 00:20:01,625
Don't hang around without make up on
-No I won't do that again
271
00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:06,430
Stop waiting for Miss Yushang,
she has left
272
00:20:06,502 --> 00:20:08,469
Left already?
273
00:20:11,707 --> 00:20:13,402
"Where is Yushang going?"
274
00:20:14,043 --> 00:20:18,500
"It is said she... she was gone to Peking"
275
00:20:18,514 --> 00:20:20,046
"Peking?"
276
00:20:20,115 --> 00:20:28,950
Men should contribute to the country
Where should I put my pig-tail?
277
00:20:28,991 --> 00:20:31,000
Swing it , and swing it...
278
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:33,385
I pull it and play it...
279
00:20:33,429 --> 00:20:34,453
Dad !
280
00:20:35,197 --> 00:20:37,330
I decided to take the examination
for the scholarship in Peking
281
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:38,231
Chan
282
00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:41,060
I've been longing for you saying that
for 25 years
283
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,835
You should do that in
the name of our family
284
00:20:42,838 --> 00:20:45,100
Don't misunderstand it,
I do it not for no one
285
00:20:45,107 --> 00:20:46,140
but a lady
286
00:20:46,141 --> 00:20:47,567
Hero !
287
00:20:47,576 --> 00:20:51,000
You die trying to be a scholar for a girl,
who is she?
288
00:20:51,013 --> 00:20:53,780
The celebrity escort,
Miss Yushang
289
00:20:53,782 --> 00:20:55,874
That whore?
290
00:20:56,118 --> 00:20:57,910
What's wrong with it?
291
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,514
You have that different taste which
nobody wouldn't dare!
292
00:21:00,689 --> 00:21:03,000
I admire you!
I'll accompany you to Peking
293
00:21:03,025 --> 00:21:06,600
2, 3, 4, 5, 6
-Coming :)
294
00:21:06,629 --> 00:21:11,223
Young master is going to Peking for
the examination, let's pack!
295
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:16,000
Stop chasing that,
we not taking the hens with us
296
00:21:16,639 --> 00:21:18,538
Be careful, idiot!
297
00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:21,870
If you break my stuff,
I'd kick your ass.
298
00:21:21,877 --> 00:21:22,775
Be careful!
299
00:21:23,746 --> 00:21:25,300
Good morning dad
-Good morning
300
00:21:25,314 --> 00:21:27,240
You are indeed moving everything.
-Sure
301
00:21:27,241 --> 00:21:30,810
How about leaving me something to put on?
-You're just a kid, no need to worry
302
00:21:30,819 --> 00:21:32,945
But I'm not "kid" anymore
303
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:36,040
Darn! Yours is bigger than mine?
304
00:21:36,058 --> 00:21:38,620
You despise me!
Mine will grow bigger than yours one day
305
00:21:38,627 --> 00:21:43,230
Put off your pants for me, anyone?
306
00:21:43,232 --> 00:21:46,400
Why are you standing here for?
Keep moving
307
00:21:46,402 --> 00:21:48,300
It takes time to move
such a big house!
308
00:21:48,304 --> 00:21:54,250
Please, push harder man!
On my count: 1, 2, 3, push!
309
00:21:54,276 --> 00:21:57,668
Push!
Push!
310
00:21:57,946 --> 00:21:59,004
Push it carefully!
311
00:21:59,281 --> 00:22:00,942
Tie it firm...
312
00:22:01,183 --> 00:22:03,715
Master, you're moving the tree too?
-Of course!
313
00:22:03,719 --> 00:22:06,280
or how can I eat Lychee in Peking?
314
00:22:06,288 --> 00:22:07,846
Push it over...
315
00:22:08,824 --> 00:22:11,089
Watch out
316
00:22:11,090 --> 00:22:15,030
Take care of my Lychee,
you shit head!
317
00:22:15,731 --> 00:22:22,203
Chiu helped me to wipe out
the Hairy Gang in Kwangsi
318
00:22:22,338 --> 00:22:25,971
So I bring him here
to greet Your Majesty
319
00:22:26,041 --> 00:22:31,544
Fine, I am now appointing you to be
the Deputy Secretary
320
00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:36,017
Hope you will serve our Ching Dynasty
with all your heart
321
00:22:36,018 --> 00:22:37,300
Thanks you, your Majesty.
322
00:22:37,419 --> 00:22:40,582
Your Majesty, Mr. Chiu is skillful of
casting spells,
323
00:22:40,789 --> 00:22:43,815
Why don't you ask him for
a demonstration?
324
00:22:44,193 --> 00:22:45,217
Magic?
325
00:22:47,363 --> 00:22:50,059
Then show me, Mr Chiu.
326
00:22:50,999 --> 00:22:51,795
Aye!
327
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:10,862
Don't make a scene, stand down.
-Yes
328
00:25:17,551 --> 00:25:21,551
"Eternity"
329
00:25:23,552 --> 00:25:26,986
My apology for scaring your Majesty
330
00:25:27,089 --> 00:25:28,784
Wish that girl was real.
331
00:25:30,659 --> 00:25:31,853
Hurry up!
332
00:25:32,494 --> 00:25:35,019
What's the matter?
333
00:25:35,330 --> 00:25:37,388
Come on, get behind
334
00:25:39,668 --> 00:25:40,692
What's the matter?
335
00:25:40,869 --> 00:25:43,097
Hide in
336
00:25:45,307 --> 00:25:46,931
We're ready, young master
337
00:25:47,242 --> 00:25:48,072
Alright
338
00:25:49,111 --> 00:25:51,908
You all stand still,
don't make a move
339
00:25:55,884 --> 00:25:58,852
Smell sweet, you are Piu Hung.
340
00:25:59,321 --> 00:26:01,612
Young master you're great!
I love it
341
00:26:02,324 --> 00:26:03,416
Closer
342
00:26:04,293 --> 00:26:06,887
Big boobs!
You must be Tiny Teen!
343
00:26:08,096 --> 00:26:11,625
You're Superbad saying me of that
-You're busty indeed
344
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:16,020
Huh? A pregnant woman we got here?
You can't trick me,
345
00:26:16,038 --> 00:26:17,862
You are dad !
346
00:26:17,873 --> 00:26:20,205
Such a bad boy..
how did you know it's me?
347
00:26:20,475 --> 00:26:21,635
Smart kid !
348
00:26:21,877 --> 00:26:25,278
Thought I could trick you this way..
good game
349
00:26:26,915 --> 00:26:29,679
Young master has to take
the examination tomorrow,
350
00:26:29,885 --> 00:26:32,700
Game's over...
get out now.
351
00:26:32,788 --> 00:26:36,109
Chan, are you prepared
for the examination?
352
00:26:36,110 --> 00:26:39,350
What should I prep?
I must win, don't you know that?
353
00:26:39,494 --> 00:26:40,392
Yes I do!
354
00:26:40,996 --> 00:26:43,760
Great attitude !
I have total confidence on you!
355
00:26:43,866 --> 00:26:47,893
Chan, this is Uncle Cheng,
He will be the examiner tomorrow
356
00:26:47,903 --> 00:26:49,129
Greet your Uncle Cheng
357
00:26:49,438 --> 00:26:53,202
Knock yourself out, Uncle Cheng
-Oi oi oi...
358
00:26:55,077 --> 00:26:59,202
You see?
Hasn't him already won the scholar?
359
00:26:59,615 --> 00:27:01,307
It depends on his fate
360
00:27:01,483 --> 00:27:04,081
Cheng, I've asked someone
to work on the papers
361
00:27:04,286 --> 00:27:07,280
you gave me earlier.
They remain unchanged?
362
00:27:07,289 --> 00:27:09,001
Changes can be dealt on-site...
363
00:27:09,091 --> 00:27:12,550
But for the bow-shooting,
riding, boxing and weaponary fight...
364
00:27:12,561 --> 00:27:14,827
He'll be on his own
-No problem
365
00:27:14,896 --> 00:27:17,962
My son is highly trained
in all kinds of martial arts
366
00:27:18,133 --> 00:27:20,665
About your 2 million taels... any discount?
367
00:27:20,736 --> 00:27:26,170
You know, I'm doing you a favor,
however, if it is business, it's business
368
00:27:30,312 --> 00:27:34,510
Let's place the Horse teams
in frontline
369
00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:39,047
The archers go side way,
the guns stay behind
370
00:28:08,450 --> 00:28:14,752
First round for martial arts exam.
The candidates enter now.
371
00:28:15,206 --> 00:28:18,206
"Hebei" province
372
00:28:18,907 --> 00:28:21,407
"Canton"
373
00:28:21,410 --> 00:28:24,618
"Mongolia"
374
00:28:25,019 --> 00:28:28,619
"ZheJiang"
375
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,620
"Jiang Su"
376
00:29:08,210 --> 00:29:10,108
Can't lift it
377
00:29:11,814 --> 00:29:16,338
Just reserve my strength.
Shame to you all... sons of bitches.
378
00:29:43,112 --> 00:29:44,612
Wow, 10 points
379
00:29:44,877 --> 00:29:47,377
[Audiences] Great!
380
00:29:48,278 --> 00:29:49,978
[Audiences] Great!
381
00:29:52,278 --> 00:29:53,778
Wow! Great!
382
00:29:54,079 --> 00:29:56,079
Wow! Another 10 points!
383
00:31:09,798 --> 00:31:12,494
The final match starts now
384
00:31:13,368 --> 00:31:14,960
The match is between...
385
00:31:15,136 --> 00:31:19,001
Po Ye Tat Tor, Mongolia
[Bravo...]
386
00:31:21,176 --> 00:31:25,610
and So Cha Ha Yee Chan, GuangDong
387
00:31:26,815 --> 00:31:28,139
Last call
388
00:31:28,216 --> 00:31:32,000
Odds are : So: 10 to 1
Po: 1 to 1
389
00:31:32,187 --> 00:31:35,850
Are you kidding, how the candidates
differ greatly from the odds?
390
00:31:35,857 --> 00:31:40,284
10 to 1 and 1 to 1?
Chan is against all odds
391
00:31:40,362 --> 00:31:44,458
You see,
Chan defaulted in weight lifting,
392
00:31:45,066 --> 00:31:50,762
while Po entered the final phase
with perfect scores
393
00:31:50,805 --> 00:31:54,036
It's a scholar examination,
not becoming coolie labourer!
394
00:31:54,309 --> 00:31:57,110
What does it have anything to do
with weight lifting, moving furnitures?
395
00:31:57,112 --> 00:32:00,340
Colleague, you have in deepth opinion
396
00:32:00,349 --> 00:32:01,875
I've studied this
race for a long time
397
00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:03,642
I feel strange about the odds
398
00:32:04,486 --> 00:32:07,819
Po has good "conformation",
with maximum output..
399
00:32:07,889 --> 00:32:11,209
But you can see him sweatng on the neck
after a "two-beat gait" walk
400
00:32:11,259 --> 00:32:14,554
Perhaps he's in state of worry
-Really?
401
00:32:14,763 --> 00:32:17,130
But So seems to be unique...
-How?
402
00:32:17,132 --> 00:32:19,230
He had a poor "gallop" during the
previous race.
403
00:32:19,234 --> 00:32:23,568
But he had heart to make it to the final
-What is 'heart'?
404
00:32:23,838 --> 00:32:27,134
'Heart' is an English word,
meaning determination
405
00:32:27,309 --> 00:32:31,980
So I'm gonna bet everying on him
-How much you'd bet?
406
00:32:32,013 --> 00:32:35,745
800,000 taels
Not enough, why not 2 million?
407
00:32:35,751 --> 00:32:38,678
Huh? Why you're suddenty so optimistic
about Chan?
408
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:42,020
I find your analysis accurate,
now I'm convinced that my son
409
00:32:42,122 --> 00:32:45,683
will win the match for sure
-come over here
410
00:32:44,326 --> 00:32:45,452
Come on
411
00:32:46,494 --> 00:32:50,000
I'm gonna bet more on him
2 million taels!
412
00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:51,756
How generous!
413
00:32:52,634 --> 00:32:53,766
Why didn't you bet?
414
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,867
Why should I bet?
Chan is my son !!
415
00:32:57,672 --> 00:33:01,900
Shit, I overlooked a factor...
-What factor?
416
00:33:01,943 --> 00:33:04,473
His bloodline !
-What the...
417
00:33:05,013 --> 00:33:07,578
Here comes the Examiner
418
00:33:09,718 --> 00:33:12,251
What? Isn't Cheng the examiner?
419
00:33:15,357 --> 00:33:16,619
Please take a seat
420
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,686
It's Seng-Ko-Lin-Ch'in ?!
421
00:33:20,929 --> 00:33:23,327
What seems to be the problem?
422
00:33:23,350 --> 00:33:27,350
He is Po's uncle !
423
00:33:27,836 --> 00:33:29,100
Let's roll
424
00:33:33,441 --> 00:33:34,835
Start!
425
00:33:37,836 --> 00:33:41,836
[Audiences] Faster... faster...
426
00:33:42,037 --> 00:33:45,837
[Chinese drums beating]
427
00:33:48,837 --> 00:33:51,837
[Audiences] Faster... faster...
428
00:34:05,106 --> 00:34:07,106
Yahoo yeah!
429
00:34:07,309 --> 00:34:10,678
Wow! Target destroyed!
At least 2 bonus points!
430
00:34:10,779 --> 00:34:13,079
Yes... sounds making sense...
431
00:34:15,717 --> 00:34:21,244
So's arrow isn't found on the target,
that makes Po the winner
432
00:34:25,727 --> 00:34:29,252
Are you serious, you bastard?
You rigged the contest!
433
00:34:32,901 --> 00:34:37,199
Candidates please get on
horses for the next match
434
00:34:38,173 --> 00:34:39,232
Po
435
00:34:43,244 --> 00:34:46,454
Take these projectiles,
you'll find them useful
436
00:34:46,481 --> 00:34:49,441
2nd round starts now
437
00:35:19,314 --> 00:35:21,013
They also rigged the weapons?
438
00:35:21,416 --> 00:35:24,979
It's too corrupted !
Can I get my ticket refund ?
439
00:35:48,444 --> 00:35:52,300
Chan is catching up!
-You didn't tear up your ticket, did you?
440
00:35:52,514 --> 00:35:54,145
No no no... not yet
441
00:36:06,694 --> 00:36:08,359
Are you shitting me?
442
00:37:09,591 --> 00:37:12,252
You're still not giving up?
Come again !
443
00:37:16,698 --> 00:37:19,061
Let's start it all over again,
I'll fight you with handicap
444
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,599
Don't say I was taking advantage of you
Ha ha ha ha...
445
00:37:31,613 --> 00:37:33,950
Wanna beat me
with dirty Ninja's trick?
446
00:37:33,981 --> 00:37:35,473
Are you awaken already, noob?
447
00:37:35,917 --> 00:37:38,400
Yeah ! He has won!
-We're good !
448
00:37:38,552 --> 00:37:41,000
Have some tea...
- 'All the best'
449
00:37:41,322 --> 00:37:46,618
'Fork the rest' ?
-No, 'All the best' is English phrase.
450
00:37:46,928 --> 00:37:49,295
There is no regulation against
using projectiles weaponary
451
00:37:49,297 --> 00:37:52,962
Chan fell first,
that makes Po the winner again
452
00:37:56,537 --> 00:37:59,831
Cheng you traitor bailed on me
like a kite,
453
00:37:59,941 --> 00:38:02,671
I'm gonna beat you on sight
454
00:38:02,677 --> 00:38:04,400
Forget it, you wouldn't
see him again
455
00:38:04,412 --> 00:38:05,344
How's that?
456
00:38:05,346 --> 00:38:07,808
I'm gonna kill him now!
I don't have 2 million to lose!
457
00:38:09,217 --> 00:38:11,995
Just bull shit
-You're shameless
458
00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:17,048
Po won 2 out of 3 matches,
that makes him the all-round Scholar
459
00:38:17,065 --> 00:38:20,059
I did win!
I'll protest !
460
00:38:36,911 --> 00:38:37,673
What are you doing?
461
00:38:38,179 --> 00:38:42,106
The dart... is poisoned
462
00:38:43,651 --> 00:38:47,710
You got yourself poor karma!
You deserve the consequences!
463
00:38:49,223 --> 00:38:51,518
He was poisoned by his own dart
464
00:38:51,926 --> 00:38:56,288
He is dead now and my son becomes the Scholar.
-And I'll win my fortune!
465
00:38:56,597 --> 00:38:58,096
You... You...
466
00:38:58,397 --> 00:39:01,397
[Audiences] Bravo!
467
00:39:05,406 --> 00:39:09,505
We've earned our ancestors an honor !
-You made a good judgment
468
00:39:11,546 --> 00:39:14,314
Sir, Emperor wants to appoint
the title Himself
469
00:39:17,085 --> 00:39:18,113
OK
470
00:39:21,589 --> 00:39:25,616
I wanna ask you a couple of questions
for the official record
471
00:39:25,793 --> 00:39:28,658
As you won the title,
to whom you want to thank?
472
00:39:28,663 --> 00:39:30,357
Lady Yushang!
473
00:39:30,565 --> 00:39:34,259
Lady Yushang ?
Would that be his mom?
474
00:39:38,339 --> 00:39:41,269
Long life to you!
475
00:39:41,542 --> 00:39:44,201
As Ease !
-Thank you, Your Emepror.
476
00:39:45,279 --> 00:39:48,212
Chiu, who is the new Scholar?
477
00:39:50,118 --> 00:39:53,451
Your Emperor, it would be
So-Cha-Ha-Yee-Chan of Canton
478
00:39:56,624 --> 00:39:59,151
Your Emperor,
So-Cha-Ha-Yee-Chan greeting
479
00:40:01,229 --> 00:40:03,460
Your Emperor,
I have information to report.
480
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:06,767
You're granted
481
00:40:08,503 --> 00:40:10,798
I've found out
So is illiterate.
482
00:40:10,938 --> 00:40:12,599
So how could he pass the
written exam?
483
00:40:12,774 --> 00:40:14,300
He must have cheated.
484
00:40:18,212 --> 00:40:21,000
Get me the writting gears.
-Yes
485
00:40:25,386 --> 00:40:29,422
So-Cha-Ha-Yee-Chan,
write down your name here.
486
00:40:30,825 --> 00:40:33,286
Thank God, just write his name!
487
00:40:33,461 --> 00:40:35,490
He knows how to write his name!
488
00:40:48,309 --> 00:40:49,639
I can't do it !
489
00:40:49,879 --> 00:40:52,839
Damn!
You must have cheated the exam!
490
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,704
Have him beheaded outside!
491
00:40:54,982 --> 00:40:56,280
No! No!
492
00:40:58,119 --> 00:40:59,586
Your Emperor,
I was the one who cheated
493
00:40:59,754 --> 00:41:01,684
It's not son's fault,
execute me instead
494
00:41:01,689 --> 00:41:02,781
No, I should be executed
495
00:41:02,957 --> 00:41:04,910
Sorry dad
I can't even write my name
496
00:41:04,926 --> 00:41:06,550
Needless to say,
I know it just now.
497
00:41:06,661 --> 00:41:07,859
Your Emperor, I should be killed
-Kill me
498
00:41:08,963 --> 00:41:10,690
Kill me
-No, kill me instead...
499
00:41:10,765 --> 00:41:13,529
Ridiculous!
You ain't decide whom should be executed.
500
00:41:13,634 --> 00:41:15,451
You two collaborated with each other.
501
00:41:15,470 --> 00:41:18,267
Secretary for Justice
should announce sentence against you.
502
00:41:18,573 --> 00:41:22,101
Secretary for Justice,
come out now! Hurry up.
503
00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:24,077
I am here!
504
00:41:27,849 --> 00:41:29,577
He is the Secretary for Justice?
505
00:41:29,684 --> 00:41:34,586
Both of you have commited serious crime,
should be sentenced to death...
506
00:41:34,590 --> 00:41:38,084
But we pardon you from death
due to previous achievement
507
00:41:38,259 --> 00:41:42,058
Your assets should be seized.
About mis-carry of duty...
508
00:41:42,129 --> 00:41:43,655
Have you carried out any duty?
509
00:41:43,798 --> 00:41:47,130
No, I have not reported to my
military unit for 7 years
510
00:41:47,368 --> 00:41:51,002
Not carrying out duty means
no wrong doing of duty!
511
00:41:51,350 --> 00:41:52,738
As a result, Your Emperor,
512
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:56,962
the maximum penalty would be
only "confiscation of assets"
513
00:41:58,579 --> 00:42:00,844
That's it? Are you sure?
514
00:42:01,616 --> 00:42:03,640
My sentence is absolutely legitimate,
515
00:42:03,650 --> 00:42:06,312
according to the "Basic Law"
516
00:42:06,654 --> 00:42:08,912
Can I add some more penalty?
517
00:42:09,257 --> 00:42:12,051
You are the Emperor,
You can do whatever You say.
518
00:42:12,193 --> 00:42:15,420
Good, I now appoint you both as beggars,
for life time!
519
00:42:15,429 --> 00:42:19,620
Seng-Ko-Lin-Ch'in, How could you
not find out what they were up to?
520
00:42:19,634 --> 00:42:23,535
Chiu, you will be rewarded
for revealing their crime.
521
00:42:29,077 --> 00:42:32,707
That's the spirit tablet of my dad,
you're gonna take it too?
522
00:42:32,914 --> 00:42:36,512
That's just a damn jar,
it's useless to you...
523
00:42:46,060 --> 00:42:52,000
*...to tie a Ying-Yang knot, but not to un-tie it...*
*... sorrow ...*
524
00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:53,798
Young master,
525
00:42:54,235 --> 00:42:55,224
from now on,
526
00:42:55,403 --> 00:42:58,868
I think you better learn writing
with attitude... take it...
527
00:43:01,075 --> 00:43:09,107
# ... sorrow memory ... #
# ... buy it but better not selling it ... #
528
00:43:11,486 --> 00:43:13,082
Teacher,
529
00:43:14,055 --> 00:43:15,587
I will learn it
530
00:43:16,023 --> 00:43:20,119
#... Gonna regret that I shouldn't ... #
531
00:43:21,329 --> 00:43:25,600
Master, I'll raise your little turtle
-Master, I am sorry,
532
00:43:25,700 --> 00:43:28,334
We haven't laid any eggs
in those years...
533
00:43:28,402 --> 00:43:31,500
Not your problem at all.
It was me who blocked my cock,
534
00:43:31,554 --> 00:43:34,600
or you would have given birth
to hunderds otherwise.
535
00:43:34,575 --> 00:43:38,500
'Cos I'm satisfied with Chan
as my only son.
536
00:43:38,512 --> 00:43:40,011
Why are you standing here?
Go now
537
00:43:40,181 --> 00:43:42,800
Master, we are leaving
538
00:43:42,850 --> 00:43:44,976
Go, go now
539
00:43:46,454 --> 00:43:48,050
Feeling kind of relieved...
540
00:43:48,123 --> 00:43:50,112
Feel so excited!
-So happy!
541
00:43:52,793 --> 00:43:54,551
How happy are we!
542
00:43:54,762 --> 00:43:56,958
Go in ...
Hurry ...
543
00:43:57,264 --> 00:43:58,596
How is that?
544
00:43:59,433 --> 00:44:02,657
Why are they so damn happy?
-Get back.
545
00:44:02,837 --> 00:44:06,868
So damn funny ...
-Hey, please go in ...
546
00:44:08,275 --> 00:44:11,506
Damn sequestration,
I wanna cry, my son
547
00:44:11,679 --> 00:44:16,044
Holding up, don't lose our manners
Keep on laughing
548
00:44:16,384 --> 00:44:19,876
Son, haven't you spared some dollars?
549
00:44:20,054 --> 00:44:23,412
No, how about you?
-I forgot ...
550
00:44:25,426 --> 00:44:29,127
No mercy, damn sequestration!
551
00:44:30,998 --> 00:44:35,731
# Be merciful ... merciful ... #
552
00:44:35,903 --> 00:44:39,065
Son, that guy is just like me
553
00:44:39,273 --> 00:44:42,833
You mean the one who sings?
-No, the one who gives
554
00:44:43,010 --> 00:44:48,110
He is more disgusting than that singer
-Not exactly, he looks good, my opinion
555
00:44:48,116 --> 00:44:52,700
Your dad should be damned,
I used to bad mouth you
556
00:44:52,820 --> 00:44:54,916
Now it becomes true ...
-Become true?
557
00:44:54,955 --> 00:44:58,217
We become beggars just
because the Emperor told us to?
558
00:44:58,259 --> 00:44:59,886
Look at me, I'm full of talents,
559
00:44:59,994 --> 00:45:02,618
Heaven wouldn't let me,
even if I wanted to !
560
00:45:02,763 --> 00:45:04,859
Do I ever look like a beggar?
-No ...
561
00:45:04,932 --> 00:45:07,723
Buy some foods to eat, you beggars
562
00:45:09,370 --> 00:45:11,463
Hey! You treated us as
real beggars?
563
00:45:11,806 --> 00:45:13,671
Damn you indeed ...
564
00:45:13,702 --> 00:45:17,072
How rediculous!
Let's eat rice first.
565
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,575
Chan, now we're full
and got nothing to do,
566
00:45:21,649 --> 00:45:24,377
why don't we sit over there
and beg some more?
567
00:45:24,452 --> 00:45:26,244
You are just acting like a beggar
568
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,482
Dad, don't worry
I don't need to beg for money
569
00:45:29,557 --> 00:45:31,717
How is that possible ?
-Just ask!
570
00:45:31,859 --> 00:45:35,517
Hey pal, what's your name?
-Cow Head
571
00:45:35,296 --> 00:45:37,456
Do you have couple hundreds dollar?
-Yes
572
00:45:37,531 --> 00:45:39,525
Gimme some
-Alright
573
00:45:43,704 --> 00:45:44,600
Thank you ...
574
00:45:44,673 --> 00:45:46,972
Wait,
why should I give you money?
575
00:45:47,308 --> 00:45:49,766
Why do you ask so many questions?
I need to know
576
00:45:49,910 --> 00:45:52,140
You'll give anyway
577
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,611
No, it's better clear things up
578
00:45:55,950 --> 00:45:58,578
Just give it to us, why bother asking?
-Let go the money
579
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:01,049
You mean robbing?
Robbery...
580
00:46:02,056 --> 00:46:04,217
Not robbing, we're just begging ...
581
00:46:04,391 --> 00:46:07,827
Begging? You call this begging?
582
00:46:07,995 --> 00:46:10,662
You think I'm stupid as pig?
I got brains!
583
00:46:11,031 --> 00:46:11,998
Hey, 2 days already,
584
00:46:12,166 --> 00:46:14,157
The season is windy,
our stomachs are empty
585
00:46:14,335 --> 00:46:16,068
Think of any idea?
586
00:46:16,303 --> 00:46:20,999
There is a friend's aunt's sister
who lives around town
587
00:46:21,208 --> 00:46:24,501
She always admires you
-Really?
588
00:46:24,612 --> 00:46:27,376
Yes, if you are
willing to date her
589
00:46:27,548 --> 00:46:30,482
I think she'll help get us
back to Canton
590
00:46:30,851 --> 00:46:34,541
But you have to sacrifice,
I'm not sure if old man like you...
591
00:46:34,588 --> 00:46:37,079
For our family,
I'll do as you say
592
00:46:37,091 --> 00:46:39,523
I know it's tough for you ...
-Enough talking, let's go
593
00:46:39,627 --> 00:46:40,955
It's all set up ...
594
00:46:41,395 --> 00:46:44,961
The one in red, standing
under the lantern, that's her
595
00:46:50,304 --> 00:46:51,100
Ghost !
596
00:46:56,377 --> 00:46:58,041
It's not a trick.
No, it ain't ...
597
00:46:58,211 --> 00:47:00,711
But you go first, I'll stay behind !
Hey!
598
00:47:13,694 --> 00:47:16,609
Chan, I haven't tried this before,
you'll be careful
599
00:47:16,664 --> 00:47:18,956
Be calm, I'll do my best,
safety guaranteed
600
00:47:19,033 --> 00:47:22,308
You can use the money for caviar, right?
-Good ...
601
00:47:23,637 --> 00:47:26,470
Back off ...
602
00:47:31,179 --> 00:47:34,844
We just need trip money for
going back home, brother
603
00:47:35,049 --> 00:47:37,881
Don't push us at desperation corner
604
00:47:39,653 --> 00:47:43,711
It's Emperor's Order.
So's family must be beggars for life
605
00:47:44,225 --> 00:47:48,898
You two can only live by begging.
It's my duty to make sure of that
606
00:47:49,163 --> 00:47:51,257
Guards, take everything away!
-Yes
607
00:47:53,767 --> 00:47:54,563
Help!
608
00:47:55,302 --> 00:47:58,002
Master Chiu, it's too heavy to lift it
609
00:47:58,172 --> 00:48:01,169
Get more men to do it
-OK
610
00:48:03,510 --> 00:48:05,135
What do you want?
611
00:48:06,213 --> 00:48:07,873
You're just asking for a fight, aren't you?
612
00:48:08,349 --> 00:48:10,478
You got away last time
in the whorehouse ...
613
00:48:10,517 --> 00:48:12,775
But this time you won't be
that lucky
614
00:48:14,123 --> 00:48:18,617
This guy is no sissy,
I must hit him hard and fast
615
00:48:18,794 --> 00:48:22,218
Can't leave him chance
to strike back
616
00:48:42,716 --> 00:48:46,049
Chan...
617
00:48:46,620 --> 00:48:48,451
Chan...
618
00:48:48,722 --> 00:48:51,889
Your arms and legs
are all crashed
619
00:48:52,626 --> 00:48:55,291
You're officially Life without Limbs
620
00:48:56,630 --> 00:48:59,664
Practicing Kung Fu is no longer
your business.
621
00:48:59,833 --> 00:49:03,027
But, you can practice begging
for sure
622
00:49:03,504 --> 00:49:05,698
So do your job as a beggar
623
00:49:06,540 --> 00:49:08,703
Move out ...
624
00:49:19,053 --> 00:49:22,420
Don't panic, Chan,
everything will be alright ...
625
00:49:23,624 --> 00:49:28,152
Don't panic, you'll be
alright... Chan!
626
00:49:28,153 --> 00:49:30,053
No panic ... no panic ...
627
00:49:31,198 --> 00:49:33,256
That day me and my son,
628
00:49:33,302 --> 00:49:37,167
we set foot in the field of exam,
took a good look at that examiner ...
629
00:49:37,338 --> 00:49:42,225
Guess who that examiner was?
It was the jerk Seng-Ko-Lin-Ch'in
630
00:49:42,543 --> 00:49:45,034
We got history ...
631
00:49:45,579 --> 00:49:49,006
About that jerk ...
Let's smoke a pot first ...
632
00:49:49,047 --> 00:49:51,337
Yes, you better get refreshing!
-Good pot man!
633
00:49:51,351 --> 00:49:53,476
Yes, you'd feel better
634
00:49:53,687 --> 00:49:55,520
That mother fucker!
635
00:49:55,658 --> 00:49:59,387
Me and my son cut him loose
at the whorehouse that day ...
636
00:49:59,426 --> 00:50:01,423
But he screwed us in return
637
00:50:01,595 --> 00:50:05,886
He tricked my son with rigged weapons
in the exam
638
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,260
But, my son was smart enough
to get through it and won ...
639
00:50:09,404 --> 00:50:14,309
I want him to be the master of Kung-fu.
Top of the world.
640
00:50:14,641 --> 00:50:16,038
Can you do that?
-I can!
641
00:50:16,577 --> 00:50:20,841
Good. We'll talk about it
when you are succeed in doing it
642
00:50:21,142 --> 00:50:24,642
Wait ... in that case, I think we should
now schedule our wedding
643
00:50:24,585 --> 00:50:27,953
Because, this is too easy for me
to become the Kung-fu scholar!
644
00:50:36,764 --> 00:50:38,761
Write your name at once
645
00:50:41,302 --> 00:50:42,632
I can't
646
00:50:52,646 --> 00:50:56,178
Chan,
what's the matter ?
647
00:50:58,752 --> 00:51:00,014
Another nightmare ?
648
00:51:01,455 --> 00:51:02,817
Don't think too much ...
649
00:51:03,818 --> 00:51:04,918
Here ...
650
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,218
Take it ...
651
00:51:09,563 --> 00:51:12,955
You're able to move a little
after resting for 2 months,
652
00:51:13,234 --> 00:51:17,299
but you're not fully recoved just yet
Coming ...
653
00:51:17,371 --> 00:51:20,634
Look, Dad is going out for food
654
00:51:20,841 --> 00:51:24,409
I'll make herbal tea for you later
-Dad,
655
00:51:24,414 --> 00:51:26,137
you go begging again?
656
00:51:26,213 --> 00:51:30,440
It's old man's job,
you're the scholar after all
657
00:51:30,741 --> 00:51:32,241
. . . . .
658
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:36,483
Chan, it requires skills to be a beggar,
659
00:51:36,624 --> 00:51:39,051
there are so many lessons to learn!
660
00:51:39,259 --> 00:51:41,523
You can't just reach out your
bare hands and score
661
00:51:41,529 --> 00:51:44,229
At least you should have a bowl,
that represents your class
662
00:51:44,398 --> 00:51:48,160
Even beggars have different classes,
my dick just got twisted or what?
663
00:51:48,302 --> 00:51:49,566
Hey, hurry up ...
664
00:51:50,838 --> 00:51:52,328
I am coming
665
00:51:52,573 --> 00:51:55,097
We can't beg if we are super late
-That's right
666
00:51:55,298 --> 00:51:59,798
You think you're still the General
you used to be?
667
00:52:13,927 --> 00:52:17,754
Give me money
-No I don't have money
668
00:52:17,898 --> 00:52:22,092
Piss off, you get in my way
of doing business
669
00:52:24,505 --> 00:52:25,999
I'm going to work ...
670
00:52:38,252 --> 00:52:41,312
Thank you...
671
00:52:47,995 --> 00:52:49,587
Thank you...
672
00:52:55,337 --> 00:52:58,202
Hey, don't be so selfish
673
00:52:58,372 --> 00:52:59,304
Write your own stuff
674
00:52:59,473 --> 00:53:02,603
You are off duty, so I just
borrowed it ...
675
00:53:02,910 --> 00:53:04,208
Don't you think I'm stupid ?
676
00:53:38,446 --> 00:53:39,910
Dad!
677
00:53:41,582 --> 00:53:43,080
How you holding up?
678
00:53:43,250 --> 00:53:47,277
I feel so cold ... so cold... Chan
679
00:53:48,722 --> 00:53:52,089
No, you're running a fever
680
00:53:52,993 --> 00:53:55,889
Are you feeling sick?
No I am not ...
681
00:53:57,030 --> 00:53:57,928
It's late
682
00:53:59,032 --> 00:54:01,127
I have to look for food
683
00:54:02,536 --> 00:54:05,029
Lie down, let me go this time
684
00:54:05,706 --> 00:54:06,934
You go for begging?
685
00:54:07,141 --> 00:54:09,309
It's ok, I'll be doing fine
686
00:54:09,509 --> 00:54:14,407
Keep resting, I'll take you to the doctor
when I get back with money
687
00:54:30,832 --> 00:54:33,199
You naughty boy, why don't you eat?
688
00:54:33,367 --> 00:54:36,527
You need to eat more to grow stronger
689
00:54:38,805 --> 00:54:41,069
Finish it
-No, I'm full
690
00:54:41,241 --> 00:54:43,641
No you're not, go on
691
00:54:43,944 --> 00:54:47,074
OK, just forget it,
let's go home ...
692
00:54:47,314 --> 00:54:51,077
Eat ! Eat them all
693
00:54:53,921 --> 00:54:55,512
Little kid!
-What?
694
00:54:55,556 --> 00:54:58,481
May I ...
-No way!
695
00:55:15,642 --> 00:55:21,706
# Be merciful! #
696
00:55:24,518 --> 00:55:29,482
# Show mercy to a beggar like me #
697
00:55:31,458 --> 00:55:34,183
My dad is dying of cold!
698
00:55:35,562 --> 00:55:38,162
Beggar, you want some
left-over charcoal ?
699
00:55:38,298 --> 00:55:39,287
Thank you
700
00:55:40,133 --> 00:55:42,228
Can you give me some coins?
701
00:55:43,837 --> 00:55:46,201
Huh? It's you ...
-No, it's not me
702
00:55:46,306 --> 00:55:49,164
Sister, it's him
-No it's not him
703
00:55:49,176 --> 00:55:51,373
Sister, it's So Chan
704
00:55:54,148 --> 00:55:55,578
Wait a sec !
705
00:55:59,986 --> 00:56:02,511
[faking accent] Miss, whom you are looking for?
706
00:56:04,691 --> 00:56:06,390
Sorry, I have mistaken
707
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,084
Tracy, I need some dumpling here
708
00:56:08,261 --> 00:56:11,225
You have mistaken,
he is not So Chan
709
00:56:11,732 --> 00:56:13,860
You look like a friend of mine
710
00:56:13,967 --> 00:56:16,931
Come to me if you
get nothing to eat
711
00:56:17,204 --> 00:56:19,735
We always have left over
712
00:56:20,807 --> 00:56:23,001
Dumplings
-Take them
713
00:56:26,313 --> 00:56:27,946
[faking accent] Thank you...
714
00:56:30,417 --> 00:56:31,475
Sister,
715
00:56:31,485 --> 00:56:35,381
he wouldn't end up like this,
if it wasn't for you
716
00:56:47,834 --> 00:56:49,893
Dad, what are you doing?
717
00:56:50,070 --> 00:56:56,561
I couldn't stand the hunger
So I took bit of a dumpling from a kid
718
00:56:56,777 --> 00:56:58,542
I pay you back with these dumplings
719
00:56:58,611 --> 00:57:02,473
Can I chop your head off
and give you back the head?
720
00:57:04,317 --> 00:57:05,648
Are you the Scholar?
721
00:57:07,220 --> 00:57:09,780
Aren't you the Scholar?
722
00:57:10,924 --> 00:57:13,808
Almost ...
-That's right, he's the scholar!
723
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,791
We should give him face
724
00:57:16,430 --> 00:57:17,362
Thank you
725
00:57:17,531 --> 00:57:20,056
Hold it
It's good fate to bring us together
726
00:57:21,368 --> 00:57:25,964
Good fate to bring us together?
They're gonna treat us with good wines?
727
00:57:29,142 --> 00:57:30,636
Dog rice for serving
728
00:57:30,977 --> 00:57:35,004
Scholar, I'll release your dad
if you eat the dog rice now
729
00:57:39,219 --> 00:57:40,886
What's the matter?
730
00:57:41,054 --> 00:57:42,343
Go on
731
00:57:52,132 --> 00:57:53,956
Chan, don't eat that
732
00:57:54,101 --> 00:57:56,134
You'll lose your dignity if you eat this
733
00:57:56,603 --> 00:58:02,800
I'm old bone don't do this for me
Dude, I'm still entitled as the Canton General
734
00:58:03,177 --> 00:58:06,535
Stop the beating
-Stand still
735
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:15,283
Scholar fed with dog's food ...
736
00:58:15,322 --> 00:58:19,584
Dad. It's quite delicious
-Is that so?
737
00:58:19,926 --> 00:58:23,123
Let me try some, come one ...
738
00:58:27,968 --> 00:58:29,731
Taste good !
739
00:58:34,207 --> 00:58:35,834
Dad, look!
740
00:58:36,443 --> 00:58:40,508
There is a slice of meat here
-No, it's a pork steak !
741
00:58:49,823 --> 00:58:54,688
They are more hungry than dogs!
Eat dog rice for rest of your life.
742
00:58:56,129 --> 00:58:58,495
Hurry, finish it
743
00:58:59,533 --> 00:59:02,808
It's too damn good!
I wanna save it for midnight snack
744
00:59:02,936 --> 00:59:07,508
How could you possibly think of that?
You're derserved to be beggars alright
745
00:59:08,742 --> 00:59:14,232
The Scholar is eating dog's food
Come on, let's go and eat man's food
746
00:59:16,017 --> 00:59:17,217
Uncle So!
747
00:59:17,918 --> 00:59:19,142
Uncle So!
748
00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:24,952
You are...
749
00:59:25,692 --> 00:59:27,523
My dad was the leader of the
Beggar Clan
750
00:59:27,827 --> 00:59:30,091
Why don't you join us?
751
00:59:30,263 --> 00:59:32,590
Uncle Mok, what do you say?
-fine
752
00:59:32,666 --> 00:59:34,991
Isn't the Beggar Clan for bum ?
-That's right
753
00:59:35,068 --> 00:59:37,263
Perfect, we are bums
754
00:59:37,437 --> 00:59:42,640
Good idea to have you look after our asses.
Chan ... where's the fool gone to?
755
00:59:42,809 --> 00:59:46,399
OK, we're gonna sign up!
Chan... Chan...
756
00:59:59,092 --> 01:00:01,183
Yushang, happy new year!
757
01:00:01,795 --> 01:00:03,822
Uncle Mok, happy new year!
758
01:00:04,197 --> 01:00:07,525
We brought you gift.
-Thank you
759
01:00:09,069 --> 01:00:11,697
Clothes for you and Chan
760
01:00:12,572 --> 01:00:14,062
Put it down first
761
01:00:15,308 --> 01:00:17,132
Do you have change?
-Yes
762
01:00:17,377 --> 01:00:19,666
Gimme some, come on
-What for?
763
01:00:19,846 --> 01:00:23,213
It's new year,
you should receive red pocket
764
01:00:23,383 --> 01:00:25,248
Here, wish you good health
765
01:00:25,686 --> 01:00:27,218
Wish you forever youth and beauty
766
01:00:27,321 --> 01:00:30,788
Uncle Mok, we are like family-in-law now!
-Where's Chan?
767
01:00:30,957 --> 01:00:32,589
Chan?
768
01:00:32,602 --> 01:00:36,454
He's been sleeping for days now
769
01:00:36,630 --> 01:00:42,306
He just felt to sleep, don't wake him up
Let me cook you some new year cakes
770
01:00:42,402 --> 01:00:44,863
Good idea, let me help you
771
01:00:45,772 --> 01:00:49,003
How can he sleep through the
1st day of new year?
772
01:00:49,676 --> 01:00:51,773
Sigh ... He is way too off
773
01:00:53,514 --> 01:00:55,276
Everybody's here?
774
01:00:56,116 --> 01:00:59,412
To stand against Chiu, we need to unite
the Beggar Clan
775
01:00:59,953 --> 01:01:02,751
We must elect a new leader for the clan
776
01:01:03,490 --> 01:01:05,583
Yushang ... Yushang !
777
01:01:06,660 --> 01:01:10,157
To defeat the "Lotus quest" held by the 3 seniors,
we're counting on you.
778
01:01:10,330 --> 01:01:15,606
Uncle, you don't stand a chance for the quest,
neither do I ...
779
01:01:15,769 --> 01:01:18,797
so how can I defeat them and become
the leader?
780
01:01:19,740 --> 01:01:23,607
Take this Grand Power Pill,
it'll dramatically boost your stamina
781
01:01:23,810 --> 01:01:28,102
No, I can't. You'll need it for healing
your internal injury
782
01:01:28,381 --> 01:01:31,705
Don't worry, speaking of Kung Fu fight
you could count on my son
783
01:01:31,851 --> 01:01:35,646
He is a martial arts scholar after all ...
I mean he was ...
784
01:01:35,822 --> 01:01:38,921
Look at him, like a sleeping snake
in winter
785
01:01:39,226 --> 01:01:44,055
He's not even qualified to be beggar!
-Haven't you spoken frankly enough ?
786
01:01:44,264 --> 01:01:46,893
Hey, haven't you yelled loudier enough?
787
01:01:54,374 --> 01:01:59,611
Chan, no matter how they despise you,
788
01:02:00,780 --> 01:02:02,873
dad always have faith in you
789
01:02:03,883 --> 01:02:05,851
Although you lost your power,
790
01:02:06,453 --> 01:02:08,011
with your basic skill,
791
01:02:08,121 --> 01:02:11,950
you can achieve something,
only if you give it a try.
792
01:02:12,125 --> 01:02:13,990
But I am now powerless,
I don't want to fight again
793
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:17,718
This is nonsense!
Now gimme a punch!
794
01:02:20,033 --> 01:02:23,923
See, that was powerful ...
So my point is, as a real man ...
795
01:02:24,104 --> 01:02:28,635
Forget it, don't waste your time,
why don't you leave me sleeping?
796
01:02:33,546 --> 01:02:37,176
Why did you lock the door?
-Enjoy sleeping in there.
797
01:02:50,430 --> 01:02:54,589
Son, I put lots of effort
to set this up for you
798
01:02:55,001 --> 01:02:58,164
Try hard to practice
"Dog-hitting waddy" fighting technique
799
01:03:20,727 --> 01:03:22,551
What are you doing up there?
800
01:03:22,796 --> 01:03:27,727
Even if you want me to practice "Dog-hitting waddy",
you should at least give me a wand
801
01:03:28,301 --> 01:03:31,267
Sorry about that, now catch this ...
802
01:03:38,578 --> 01:03:42,003
Before being assigned
to big tasks by Heaven,
803
01:03:42,181 --> 01:03:48,344
one must live through starvation and exhaustion
of flesh, mind and soul in extreme manners...
804
01:03:54,127 --> 01:03:57,191
"No bountry for suffering"
You wrote this?
805
01:03:57,697 --> 01:04:02,999
Ugly writing, better wipe it off for good
806
01:04:04,605 --> 01:04:07,694
Hey, beggar?
-Yes
807
01:04:07,774 --> 01:04:10,234
Me too
-Congratulations
808
01:04:10,578 --> 01:04:13,708
Hey, got food to eat?
-No
809
01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:15,772
Luckily, I have
810
01:04:19,987 --> 01:04:25,390
Your appearence of beggar is sympathetic enough,
it's a shame you don't use it well
811
01:04:27,961 --> 01:04:32,085
You're too lazy to be a beggar,
no wonder why you're dispised by others
812
01:04:29,662 --> 01:04:31,653
Your fellows despise you
813
01:04:33,566 --> 01:04:37,600
I was always respected by people.
Now, look what I have become
814
01:04:37,704 --> 01:04:41,571
In contrary, no one would ever
respect me
815
01:04:41,774 --> 01:04:45,100
Listen to me. Don't go yet!
Listen to me...
816
01:04:45,411 --> 01:04:49,370
I remember once ... in Canton
817
01:04:49,582 --> 01:04:53,812
A fool paid all of my expenses,
a man of his kind.
818
01:04:56,556 --> 01:05:01,515
I remember you, brother.
-Me too
819
01:05:01,694 --> 01:05:04,108
Hey, hurry up,
give me back my money
820
01:05:04,264 --> 01:05:08,526
If I had money,
I wouldn't be eating this dumpling
821
01:05:11,604 --> 01:05:16,329
But, don't worry, I owe you big time,
I'll repay you one day
822
01:05:17,377 --> 01:05:19,474
Thanks, but no thanks
823
01:05:20,013 --> 01:05:24,742
No point to give you money,
cos it can't buy what you've lost.
824
01:05:25,084 --> 01:05:26,210
What have I lost?
825
01:05:26,452 --> 01:05:28,717
Dignity, confidence,
826
01:05:28,888 --> 01:05:30,952
and your love one
827
01:05:32,892 --> 01:05:34,018
Who the heck are you?
828
01:05:34,193 --> 01:05:38,186
Well, I'm Hung-Yat-Sun,
aka "Old-bag Sun"
829
01:05:38,498 --> 01:05:41,490
I rank the highest and the oldest
of all beggars
830
01:05:41,668 --> 01:05:43,363
What's so bad about being a beggar ?
831
01:05:43,603 --> 01:05:46,430
You can do whatever and whenever
you want to do
832
01:05:46,606 --> 01:05:49,675
Tell me, what do you want?
I'll make it up for you.
833
01:05:49,809 --> 01:05:53,198
I want to live like a human?
-You don't think you do?
834
01:05:53,947 --> 01:05:55,244
Never
835
01:05:55,415 --> 01:05:58,611
That's why you've become what you are,
young man
836
01:06:00,353 --> 01:06:03,220
Very good! Very good!
837
01:06:03,523 --> 01:06:10,024
To be honest, from head to toe,
every part of yours is just like beggar's
838
01:06:10,530 --> 01:06:15,326
What does that mean?
-That means you're gonna beg for life
839
01:06:17,070 --> 01:06:19,436
I'm talking to you anymore,
let me take a nap for now.
840
01:06:19,706 --> 01:06:21,765
Don't go yet,
"every profession has its achievement"
841
01:06:21,941 --> 01:06:25,101
If I wasn't wrong about this,
you'd become the king of beggars
842
01:06:25,244 --> 01:06:27,906
"King of beggars",
what is that?
843
01:06:29,382 --> 01:06:30,610
A beggar!
844
01:06:34,554 --> 01:06:36,681
I don't care who you are,
the conversation is over.
845
01:06:36,856 --> 01:06:39,251
Please bury yourself and let me sleep
846
01:06:39,492 --> 01:06:43,770
Screw you!
Don't ... I just want to sleep with you
847
01:06:43,997 --> 01:06:45,225
Nuthead!
848
01:06:48,968 --> 01:06:51,903
Kid, I'll see you in the dream
849
01:07:02,749 --> 01:07:05,916
Sitting the Buddha, Disciples
assume your positions
850
01:07:06,219 --> 01:07:08,719
Hidden Dragon,
851
01:07:08,787 --> 01:07:10,887
Crouching Tiger
852
01:07:17,030 --> 01:07:19,430
So Chan, you enjoyed the most of
prosperity and wealth
853
01:07:19,599 --> 01:07:23,299
you'd also been through the most of bitterness.
You now pervade and comprehend
854
01:07:23,369 --> 01:07:26,202
On behalf of Master Hung
855
01:07:26,372 --> 01:07:28,033
I appoint you as the
"Sleeping Disciple"
856
01:07:28,307 --> 01:07:31,606
and pass you the "Sleeping Disciple's Fist"
via this dream.
857
01:07:31,778 --> 01:07:34,312
Hope you'll use it wise.
Begin now!
858
01:07:39,552 --> 01:07:43,545
Senior... senior ...
859
01:07:48,895 --> 01:07:51,889
"Bitterness pasted, goodness begins"
860
01:07:56,436 --> 01:08:00,304
Long life to you...
861
01:08:02,775 --> 01:08:05,801
Here comes the white Goat
Resurrection shall be granted
862
01:08:06,045 --> 01:08:10,505
In the name of ancestor
Mother, give me great power
863
01:08:10,783 --> 01:08:12,311
Guide the mortals!
864
01:08:33,272 --> 01:08:35,506
The Emperor is hunting tomorrow.
865
01:08:36,142 --> 01:08:39,736
I'll get close to him
by introducing him a beauty
866
01:08:40,046 --> 01:08:45,041
Yuen Ling, you'll be the one who seduces him.
-Yes
867
01:08:46,252 --> 01:08:48,281
Once the Emperor is killed,
868
01:08:48,454 --> 01:08:50,221
This kingdom will be in my hands
869
01:08:50,456 --> 01:08:53,224
You all get a slice of wealth!
870
01:08:57,864 --> 01:09:01,527
Long life to you
871
01:09:02,068 --> 01:09:03,959
Senior!
-Let's go back now
872
01:09:35,935 --> 01:09:37,826
Senior!
-Let's go!
873
01:09:50,683 --> 01:09:51,745
Senior!
874
01:10:30,957 --> 01:10:32,846
Chase him
-Stop
875
01:10:33,024 --> 01:10:35,518
The Emperor is about to set off
876
01:10:35,962 --> 01:10:40,059
You killed my woman,
I'll send you to the Emperor instead...
877
01:10:44,571 --> 01:10:47,865
What's now? Start the new leader quest!
878
01:10:48,107 --> 01:10:50,602
Tell Mok to hand over the
"Dog-hitting Waddy"!
879
01:10:56,282 --> 01:11:00,083
Where have your sister and Mok gone to?
880
01:11:00,319 --> 01:11:05,545
How would I know?
They took off soon after chatting
881
01:11:07,693 --> 01:11:09,951
Are they romantically involved?
-Grrrr ...
882
01:11:20,773 --> 01:11:22,973
Now we gonna elect a new leader
883
01:11:28,914 --> 01:11:29,744
Uncle Mok...
884
01:11:31,951 --> 01:11:33,913
Are you doing ok ?
-Where is sister?
885
01:11:34,053 --> 01:11:36,250
Your sister was captured by Chiu
886
01:11:36,389 --> 01:11:39,520
We need to find a replacement to
take the leader election
887
01:11:44,530 --> 01:11:46,357
Who can do it?
888
01:11:48,358 --> 01:11:58,358
[beggars whinning]
889
01:12:00,646 --> 01:12:02,178
I'll do it
-Uncle Mok ...
890
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:04,808
Why don't you let me try?
891
01:12:41,220 --> 01:12:42,118
Chan,
892
01:12:44,003 --> 01:12:46,516
you are not qualified, come down
893
01:12:47,727 --> 01:12:50,855
Since you don't have a good candidate,
I'll let you through it
894
01:12:51,097 --> 01:12:55,400
Chan, it's not a game,
you would be killed. Come down
895
01:12:55,601 --> 01:12:58,365
It doesn't matter, to me I'm already dead.
896
01:12:58,537 --> 01:13:00,836
Bull shit, throw mud in his face
897
01:13:09,548 --> 01:13:11,482
Well, as you wish
898
01:13:39,745 --> 01:13:41,568
What is he doing?
-Sleeping?
899
01:13:56,195 --> 01:13:57,924
Isn't this ...
900
01:13:58,831 --> 01:14:01,199
Mentor Sun's "Sleeping Disciple's Fists"?
901
01:14:01,700 --> 01:14:03,089
Assume the formation!
902
01:14:18,884 --> 01:14:20,173
Is it dawn yet?
903
01:15:18,811 --> 01:15:21,003
Excuse me!
But I won
904
01:15:21,247 --> 01:15:22,441
What is the use for defeating us?
905
01:15:22,615 --> 01:15:23,946
You don't know "Dog Hitting Waddy".
906
01:15:24,650 --> 01:15:26,478
You are not allowed to be our leader
907
01:15:28,988 --> 01:15:30,580
"Dog-Hitting Waddy"?
908
01:15:34,994 --> 01:15:37,093
I hit every one of the dogs
909
01:15:37,463 --> 01:15:39,626
Who said I couldn't play with this waddy?
910
01:15:39,798 --> 01:15:42,992
It's so unlike "Dog-hitting Waddy"
-But it looks cool
911
01:15:46,839 --> 01:15:48,602
He broke the waddy!
912
01:15:50,342 --> 01:15:52,933
He broke our precious waddy,
let's kill him!
913
01:16:06,625 --> 01:16:09,689
I am Master Hung, maintain your discipline.
914
01:16:09,895 --> 01:16:14,696
It was me who made the rules that
any fellow who defeats the Lotus formation
915
01:16:14,867 --> 01:16:16,926
would be entitled as the leader
916
01:16:17,202 --> 01:16:18,965
Haven't you all forgotten?
917
01:16:19,438 --> 01:16:23,872
It was team work that made our clan
became the strongest
918
01:16:24,209 --> 01:16:29,070
I left you the "Dog Hitting Waddy"
as a legacy to remember
919
01:16:29,281 --> 01:16:31,613
The waddy itself doesn't mean anything
920
01:16:31,817 --> 01:16:36,861
But you fools have turned against each other
because of this treasure you believed
921
01:16:37,022 --> 01:16:39,923
No leader had been elected for the past 5 years,
shame on you all.
922
01:16:40,292 --> 01:16:42,899
This waddy is now broken by So Chan,
so it is no longer an issue
923
01:16:42,995 --> 01:16:44,289
He has done you a favor
924
01:16:44,363 --> 01:16:47,488
Although this youngster is green,
he is a genius with talents
925
01:16:47,499 --> 01:16:53,008
He is my favorite student,
he who not with him is against me!
926
01:16:53,105 --> 01:16:57,402
You should accept him as your leader,
love him all your hearts
927
01:16:57,541 --> 01:16:59,277
buy him meals more often
928
01:16:59,445 --> 01:17:05,544
I would appreciate and bless you all,
live long and do good in business
929
01:17:06,619 --> 01:17:11,516
Isn't that real?
-We better believe it
930
01:17:11,957 --> 01:17:15,984
Apparition of Master Hung !
-We are blessed !
931
01:17:16,929 --> 01:17:21,923
Can't believe I just pulled off a hoax,
I'm such a genius!
932
01:17:23,936 --> 01:17:25,296
What happened?
933
01:17:27,573 --> 01:17:30,170
Greet the leader !
-Bravo !
934
01:17:31,977 --> 01:17:36,107
You should have faith,
you won, bravo...
935
01:17:38,484 --> 01:17:40,816
Uncle Mok, my son is really great!
936
01:17:43,155 --> 01:17:46,255
I didn't expect you would have learnt
the "Sleeping Disciple's Fists" !
937
01:17:46,959 --> 01:17:50,160
From now on,
you're the new leader of Beggar Clan.
938
01:17:50,263 --> 01:17:52,994
This is the instruction manual of
"18-fist of Dragon Suppressing"
939
01:17:53,032 --> 01:17:58,290
and the Grand Power Pill.
Wish you every succeed in leading the clan.
940
01:17:58,637 --> 01:18:01,902
I just want to save Yushang as
soon as possible
941
01:18:02,941 --> 01:18:05,204
Yushang didn't pick a wrong guy
942
01:18:05,444 --> 01:18:08,641
Bravo!
Leader is bravo!
943
01:18:14,386 --> 01:18:17,148
Uncle Mok, how are you feeling?
944
01:18:18,390 --> 01:18:20,290
Uncle Mok!
945
01:18:21,727 --> 01:18:24,924
Uncle Mok...
946
01:18:29,125 --> 01:18:43,025
[Chinese drum beating]
947
01:18:47,425 --> 01:18:51,525
# The long road accompany you through out the journey #
948
01:18:51,726 --> 01:18:55,026
# Filled with courage and guts #
949
01:18:55,327 --> 01:18:59,827
# In search of myself and true friendship along the way #
950
01:19:00,028 --> 01:19:03,528
# Where ever I stop I treat it as my hometown #
951
01:19:04,129 --> 01:19:08,029
# Fall into the fate of troubled fire #
952
01:19:08,330 --> 01:19:12,030
# Needn't worry to measure what to gain or lose #
953
01:19:12,413 --> 01:19:14,613
# Riding on the back of the horse ... #
954
01:19:15,082 --> 01:19:18,348
-Chan, did you really learn everything
for "18-fist Dragon Suppressing" ?
955
01:19:18,418 --> 01:19:20,785
Don't think I'm bluffing,
956
01:19:20,820 --> 01:19:24,019
With the help of Grand Power Pill
My internal damges are all recovered
957
01:19:24,088 --> 01:19:26,021
My stamina is also boosted
958
01:19:26,158 --> 01:19:29,356
I get all of the stances, except 18th the last,
959
01:19:29,595 --> 01:19:31,500
"Regret of Slaying Dragons" ...
960
01:19:31,564 --> 01:19:35,356
no illustration nor description of that
I have no idea what I'm looking at
961
01:19:35,401 --> 01:19:38,926
But Uncle Mok is no longer with us,
what can we do?
962
01:19:39,038 --> 01:19:43,702
What can we do?
No matter what, I must rescue Yushang
963
01:19:45,703 --> 01:19:49,703
# My laughter captures the wind that
washes my sin away #
964
01:19:50,204 --> 01:19:53,704
# Some day I will be so relaxing and drunk #
965
01:19:53,905 --> 01:19:58,005
# Let the tip of spear corroded to rust #
966
01:20:53,079 --> 01:20:57,942
Go check if the base camp is standing by.
-Yes
967
01:21:16,668 --> 01:21:20,526
Chiu, what is this lady doing here?
968
01:21:20,606 --> 01:21:22,501
I know the Emperor
is fond of pretty women
969
01:21:22,675 --> 01:21:26,139
So I brought this lady as a gift.
I'd like to meet the Emperor
970
01:21:26,312 --> 01:21:29,346
The Emperor is not available,
no reason to disturb Him.
971
01:21:29,415 --> 01:21:33,006
Guard, escort this woman to base camp
-Yes
972
01:21:33,252 --> 01:21:34,512
Go on!
973
01:21:36,989 --> 01:21:40,422
Sir, it's been a while,
you look fabulous today.
974
01:21:41,227 --> 01:21:45,595
I think you should assume your position
Don't leave your post without permission
975
01:21:45,764 --> 01:21:46,896
Yes
976
01:22:02,548 --> 01:22:06,004
Report to your Emperor,
Officer Chiu brought you this woman as a gift
977
01:22:06,318 --> 01:22:07,382
Woman?
978
01:22:08,421 --> 01:22:11,154
Damn! What a guy!
979
01:22:11,924 --> 01:22:15,824
I'm taking a bath, bring her to me later
-Yes
980
01:22:27,992 --> 01:22:37,050
[Spell at work]
981
01:22:37,316 --> 01:22:41,013
That bastard wanted
to see the Emperor again,
982
01:22:42,187 --> 01:22:45,752
if I let him do that so often,
I'd lose my job ... damn
983
01:22:45,953 --> 01:22:49,153
[Crowd shouting]
984
01:22:50,429 --> 01:22:51,396
Guard
985
01:22:53,065 --> 01:22:53,895
Sir
986
01:22:54,066 --> 01:22:55,896
Go see what's goin on
-Yes
987
01:22:59,571 --> 01:23:02,738
Sir, there are loads of people in the woods
988
01:23:02,908 --> 01:23:05,934
What kind of people?
-Don't know
989
01:23:06,478 --> 01:23:07,608
Sound the alarm of smoke!
990
01:23:07,613 --> 01:23:09,405
Stay alert!
Yes
991
01:23:18,323 --> 01:23:21,115
Smoke signal is deployed, alarm!
-Yes
992
01:24:22,688 --> 01:24:24,048
Damn you beggars
993
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:31,519
So Chan, what the hell you're doing?
994
01:24:31,797 --> 01:24:35,091
Nothing big, just wanna beg you
for a small fortune
995
01:24:35,467 --> 01:24:40,097
Ridiculous! Are you tired of living ?
-You're the one who don't want to live
996
01:24:40,705 --> 01:24:44,304
Chiu is planning to overthrow the Emperor.
He's executing assassination as we speak
997
01:24:44,342 --> 01:24:45,875
and your're still fooling around
998
01:24:46,211 --> 01:24:47,610
Who do you think you are?
999
01:24:47,879 --> 01:24:50,504
How dare you frame a courtier?
1000
01:24:50,782 --> 01:24:53,346
One more step and you will be killed
1001
01:24:57,222 --> 01:25:00,055
Chan, there are too many of them,
no match for us
1002
01:25:00,225 --> 01:25:01,419
Senior
-Yes
1003
01:25:01,860 --> 01:25:04,427
Where is our back up?
-They're on the way
1004
01:25:06,098 --> 01:25:08,758
We can't wait any longer,
you stay put for back up
1005
01:25:08,900 --> 01:25:10,525
I'll go first
-I'll go next
1006
01:25:10,539 --> 01:25:11,263
No kidding ...
1007
01:25:11,436 --> 01:25:12,801
Leader, you're free to go
1008
01:25:13,605 --> 01:25:17,004
You sound like i'm already dead ...
Can't you say something better?
1009
01:25:17,175 --> 01:25:21,976
Sure! Happy birthday to you...
1010
01:25:22,214 --> 01:25:24,876
# Congratulations to you, birthday boy #
1011
01:25:25,383 --> 01:25:26,782
# Have your birthday for every year ... #
1012
01:25:26,952 --> 01:25:28,816
That's enough
-But I haven't finished
1013
01:25:28,887 --> 01:25:31,217
Don't sing while I'm here.
-Sure
1014
01:25:32,865 --> 01:25:34,765
# Every birthday for every year #
1015
01:25:34,866 --> 01:25:36,366
# Congratulations to you #
1016
01:25:36,567 --> 01:25:38,367
# Congratulations to you #
1017
01:25:42,868 --> 01:25:45,432
Smoke has been deployed,
someone must have put them alert ...
1018
01:25:47,873 --> 01:25:50,602
Get ready the poison gas
Attack the base camp!
1019
01:26:51,303 --> 01:26:55,000
Rebellion!
These sons of bitches!
1020
01:26:55,307 --> 01:26:56,331
Damn you all !
1021
01:26:56,541 --> 01:26:58,738
Damn you when you're not killed.
1022
01:26:59,444 --> 01:27:03,374
Shit, the poison gas
is blowing to the Royal camp
1023
01:27:09,187 --> 01:27:13,045
Damn, the wind has changed direction
-Right ... wait for me
1024
01:27:15,060 --> 01:27:18,154
If the Beggars Clan don't retreat now,
we will kill without mercy!
1025
01:27:36,381 --> 01:27:37,570
Look !
1026
01:27:41,920 --> 01:27:43,582
That's posion gas
1027
01:27:54,165 --> 01:27:56,995
Stay calm, urine can neutralize the poison
1028
01:27:57,135 --> 01:27:59,464
Let's piss!
-Ok
1029
01:28:03,475 --> 01:28:05,500
You guys, what about me?
1030
01:28:05,677 --> 01:28:09,911
Don't be afraid, I got plenty ...
I'll give you some ... now hold it.
1031
01:28:15,053 --> 01:28:16,111
Move !
1032
01:28:25,197 --> 01:28:26,595
What's the situation?
1033
01:28:26,831 --> 01:28:28,594
We are lucky,
the wind has changed direction
1034
01:28:28,767 --> 01:28:30,029
The poison gas is not getting here
1035
01:28:30,201 --> 01:28:31,634
How about other units?
1036
01:28:31,803 --> 01:28:33,794
They are all wiped out, Your Emperor
1037
01:28:34,839 --> 01:28:36,764
Get my sword !
-Don't... don't!
1038
01:28:36,841 --> 01:28:37,933
Get out of my way!
1039
01:28:38,109 --> 01:28:40,134
Your Emperor, it's too dangerous,
don't go!
1040
01:28:40,312 --> 01:28:43,203
I'm not gonna sitting duck here,
get off me!
1041
01:28:44,582 --> 01:28:47,813
I order you to give way!
-You can't go ...
1042
01:29:26,725 --> 01:29:28,153
Protect me
-Yes
1043
01:29:53,385 --> 01:29:54,515
Chan?
1044
01:29:56,321 --> 01:29:57,385
Yushang
1045
01:29:57,355 --> 01:29:58,949
How did you get here?
1046
01:29:59,190 --> 01:30:01,124
How? It's a long story
1047
01:30:01,292 --> 01:30:04,690
I took off without dinner last night,
walked through the hill all night long
1048
01:30:04,763 --> 01:30:06,731
Reached the Great Wall this morning
1049
01:30:06,898 --> 01:30:09,128
We stopped half hour for lunch,
1050
01:30:09,300 --> 01:30:10,667
then I pissed
-Really?
1051
01:30:10,700 --> 01:30:12,798
Really, then I wanted to
eat a sweet potato
1052
01:30:12,820 --> 01:30:15,969
But only dumpling was left ...
You know, dumpling is not my taste ...
1053
01:30:17,008 --> 01:30:20,140
I come late for rescue, Your Emperor.
Please pardon me
1054
01:30:21,646 --> 01:30:23,713
Protect the Emperor!
-Yes
1055
01:30:27,152 --> 01:30:29,007
You traitor!
Let's get him!
1056
01:30:34,893 --> 01:30:35,882
Your Emperor!
1057
01:30:39,064 --> 01:30:42,532
Coward, give up your kingdom to me ...
-Bull shit !
1058
01:30:45,437 --> 01:30:48,331
Is that you ?
-Yes, it's Beggar So
1059
01:30:48,773 --> 01:30:51,742
Beggar So?
Aren't you sleeping in your shithole?
1060
01:30:51,910 --> 01:30:55,770
Right, since you have brought this up ...
Yawn ...
1061
01:31:04,771 --> 01:31:05,771
What the ...
1062
01:31:31,416 --> 01:31:32,508
"Sleeping Disciple"?
1063
01:31:32,817 --> 01:31:36,919
Parton me ... Huh ?
Your hair looks messy just like beggars'
1064
01:31:37,088 --> 01:31:38,912
Care to join our Beggars Clan?
1065
01:31:40,258 --> 01:31:44,922
Didn't expect you to come back from hell
-Right, thanks to you
1066
01:31:49,033 --> 01:31:51,563
That's all you got?
My turn ...
1067
01:32:09,687 --> 01:32:13,054
Fool, except the "18-Fist of Dragon Suppressing",
1068
01:32:13,291 --> 01:32:16,286
I won't give a damn
about any other stances
1069
01:32:27,171 --> 01:32:29,264
"18-Fist of Dragon Suppress"
the 7th stance
1070
01:32:31,876 --> 01:32:32,865
"Flying Dragon in the sky"
1071
01:32:34,412 --> 01:32:36,074
"Dragon swinging tail"
"Dragon pounds hearts"
1072
01:32:36,214 --> 01:32:38,890
Dragon legs, Dragon in the field,
Dragon dances, Dragon rocks,
1073
01:32:38,951 --> 01:32:41,849
Dragon's balls, Dragon's dumps
Dragon's lover, Dragon's health, Dragon's son
1074
01:32:41,986 --> 01:32:43,717
Job done!
1075
01:32:45,218 --> 01:32:46,718
[Deep breathing]
1076
01:33:17,689 --> 01:33:20,380
Just the 17 stances ? What a shame!
1077
01:33:20,391 --> 01:33:24,523
You could defeat me, only if you
knew the 18th stance
1078
01:33:24,534 --> 01:33:26,824
But your chance has passed !
1079
01:33:32,303 --> 01:33:33,201
Chan!
1080
01:33:38,417 --> 01:33:43,417
[strong wind blowing]
1081
01:33:47,418 --> 01:33:50,418
I got it:
the sum of the all 17 stances
1082
01:33:50,488 --> 01:33:53,985
is indeed the 18th stance!
I'm such a genius!
1083
01:34:04,586 --> 01:34:07,786
[thundering]
1084
01:34:23,221 --> 01:34:26,281
The 18th fist:
"Regret of Slaying Dragons"!
1085
01:34:55,653 --> 01:34:57,621
Chan, are you alright?
1086
01:34:57,922 --> 01:35:00,019
Look at my pose, what do you say?
1087
01:35:00,291 --> 01:35:02,381
Your pose looks cool
but your face looks awful ...
1088
01:35:03,528 --> 01:35:06,552
Fool, I'm alright,
I'm even up to great sex tonight.
1089
01:35:06,297 --> 01:35:07,395
Is that so?
1090
01:35:17,875 --> 01:35:19,807
Chan! Are you okay?
-Sister!
1091
01:35:19,811 --> 01:35:22,143
Tracy!
-Where is Chiu?
1092
01:35:22,280 --> 01:35:25,048
He is all around ...
-All around?
1093
01:35:25,383 --> 01:35:26,907
He's vanished into ashes ...
1094
01:35:26,960 --> 01:35:29,920
Huh ? Ashes? What a trash, damn it!
1095
01:35:29,921 --> 01:35:33,117
Report to leader, Chiu's men are
all captured by us
1096
01:35:36,527 --> 01:35:39,058
Thank you all for your hard work, brothers
1097
01:35:41,833 --> 01:35:45,058
Yushang ... Don't you remember
our agreement between us?
1098
01:35:45,670 --> 01:35:51,462
I do. Be the top one,
be the master of Kung Fu scholar!
1099
01:35:51,676 --> 01:35:53,268
Too bad I'm no Scholar
1100
01:35:53,444 --> 01:35:58,470
Right, but I don't like Scholars.
I like beggars better.
1101
01:35:59,884 --> 01:36:02,151
You go first, I'm next
1102
01:36:14,799 --> 01:36:18,291
Seng-Ko-Lin-Ch'in,
your judgement was poor
1103
01:36:19,003 --> 01:36:22,597
You compromised our security.
Now I descend you as beggar
1104
01:36:22,907 --> 01:36:25,632
Beggar fits you.
You have potential.
1105
01:36:25,810 --> 01:36:30,509
Report for duty in the temple tomorrow
Tell my name if you run in trouble.. yawn...
1106
01:36:30,748 --> 01:36:32,943
Thank you leader, for your concern
1107
01:36:33,117 --> 01:36:36,252
So Chan, what do you want for reward?
1108
01:36:38,756 --> 01:36:41,280
Don't you have anything to say to me?
1109
01:36:44,362 --> 01:36:46,587
What to tell? Let's go
1110
01:36:46,765 --> 01:36:48,389
Ok
-Pick me up
1111
01:36:49,233 --> 01:36:52,494
Hold up, hero So!
-Put me down
1112
01:36:52,603 --> 01:36:56,763
Although you have saved my life,
I could kill you for disrespect of me.
1113
01:36:57,175 --> 01:37:03,509
If so, you needn't squat and talk to me...
No sudden move, you don't want to make a scene ...
1114
01:37:05,650 --> 01:37:09,379
You and I are so differnt,
we really got nothing to chat about
1115
01:37:09,554 --> 01:37:14,378
Your Beggars Clan have millions of followers
That posts a threat to my kingdom.
1116
01:37:14,492 --> 01:37:17,992
I don't decide how big the Beggars Clan can be,
you do.
1117
01:37:18,062 --> 01:37:19,290
Me?
1118
01:37:19,931 --> 01:37:23,623
If you are doing your job and
make the nation peace and rich
1119
01:37:23,734 --> 01:37:25,902
who would beg for living?
1120
01:37:27,371 --> 01:37:30,003
That makes senses
-Watch your steps
1121
01:37:30,408 --> 01:37:31,670
But...
1122
01:37:31,876 --> 01:37:34,174
give me some faces, will you?
1123
01:37:35,279 --> 01:37:38,311
Alright,
Long life to Your Emperor
1124
01:37:38,449 --> 01:37:39,507
At ease.
1125
01:37:45,957 --> 01:37:49,558
Pal, don't you remember me?
-Of course! You beggar
1126
01:37:49,727 --> 01:37:52,822
Bring your girls for more sympathy?
-Yor're right, be merciful, will ya?
1127
01:37:52,964 --> 01:37:55,091
No can't do, get lose
1128
01:37:55,266 --> 01:37:58,100
I don't take no for an answer;
in order of Emperor!
1129
01:37:58,703 --> 01:38:01,433
Begging as ordered ? Some kind of jooooke?
1130
01:38:01,606 --> 01:38:03,733
No joooke! Make it quick!
1131
01:38:03,908 --> 01:38:04,982
Whatever you say.
1132
01:38:05,109 --> 01:38:07,469
Wait a sec,
-What is it now?
1133
01:38:07,645 --> 01:38:11,575
So many homless here, give more!
-How much more?
1134
01:38:11,782 --> 01:38:13,843
No less than a thousand ...
1135
01:38:18,089 --> 01:38:20,251
Oughta say thank you now
-Thank you
1136
01:38:20,558 --> 01:38:23,525
Thank you very much!
-Go buy some food
1137
01:38:26,097 --> 01:38:28,156
Follow me... come...
1138
01:38:29,157 --> 01:38:36,057
Hurry up... Let's go...
-Give me that...
1139
01:38:37,357 --> 01:38:40,557
Translated by:
arigon
1140
01:38:40,758 --> 01:38:44,008
# Filled with courage and guts #
1141
01:38:44,759 --> 01:38:48,459
# In search of myself and true friendship along the way #
1142
01:38:48,860 --> 01:38:52,856
# Where ever I stop I treat it as my hometown #
1143
01:38:53,257 --> 01:38:57,057
# Fall into the fate of troubled fire #
1144
01:38:57,458 --> 01:39:00,558
# Needn't worry to measure what to gain or lose #
1145
01:39:01,559 --> 01:39:05,359
# Riding on the back of the horse
for the exploration in the middle earth #
1146
01:39:05,660 --> 01:39:09,360
# Who would worry about the pass #
1147
01:39:09,961 --> 01:39:13,861
# [In the middle earth of China comes a hero guy] #
1148
01:39:14,162 --> 01:39:17,562
# Sing with joy #
# [Sing with joy and freedom] #
1149
01:39:17,563 --> 01:39:21,963
# Who is the best and the strongest? #
# [ Who sings the most loudier and clear? ] #
1150
01:39:22,564 --> 01:39:25,764
# Who am I? #
# [ No matter who you are] #
1151
01:39:25,965 --> 01:39:29,965
# Never care if people would approve myself #
1152
01:39:30,866 --> 01:39:34,566
# Blowing wind travels thousands of miles
underneath the sun and moon #
1153
01:39:34,867 --> 01:39:38,667
# My laughter captures the wind that
washes my sin away #
1154
01:39:39,068 --> 01:39:42,868
# Some day I will be so relaxing and drunk #
1155
01:39:43,169 --> 01:39:47,169
# Let the tip of spear corroded to rust #
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