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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,666 --> 00:00:06,066 With the sparkling success of Whirly Girl... 3 00:00:06,066 --> 00:00:08,032 their premier single on Geffen Records... 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:08,032 --> 00:00:11,600 OXO has emerged as one of the most promising new arrivals... 6 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:14,833 on the modern music scene. 7 00:00:14,833 --> 00:00:17,566 Frank, you're on tour now. You're opening for Hall & Oates. 8 00:00:17,566 --> 00:00:20,333 What's it like? I think it's great. 9 00:00:20,333 --> 00:00:22,833 It's really nice. I've had a lot of fun and... 10 00:00:22,833 --> 00:00:24,833 it's been a lot of fun. 11 00:00:26,466 --> 00:00:28,400 ♪ Whirly whirly whirly whirly girl ♪ 12 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,933 ♪ Whirly girl whirly girl 13 00:00:30,933 --> 00:00:35,933 ♪ Whirly whirly whirly whirly girl whirly girl whirly girl ♪ 14 00:00:35,933 --> 00:00:38,000 ♪ Let me tell you about a girl I know ♪ 15 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,700 ♪ She's been to Paris France She can really dance ♪ 16 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:52,866 He's pretty much laid around the house and gotten fat. 17 00:00:52,866 --> 00:00:55,366 He eats and eats and eats. 18 00:00:55,366 --> 00:00:59,533 And when he was working as a musician post-OXO, you supported him. 19 00:00:59,533 --> 00:01:02,833 I supported him for all these years. I had two jobs. 20 00:01:02,833 --> 00:01:04,400 And he rarely had a job at all. 21 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,100 He never had a job. 22 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:09,133 Here's... my record! Hah! 23 00:01:09,133 --> 00:01:11,533 The living situation? 24 00:01:11,533 --> 00:01:14,500 Well, he lives down here and I live up there. 25 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,866 There's no bathroom down there. 26 00:01:16,866 --> 00:01:18,433 Yeah, can you explain that to me? 27 00:01:18,433 --> 00:01:20,666 It-- his leg's always bothering him... 28 00:01:20,666 --> 00:01:23,100 because he's so fat and he can't get up and down the stairs. 29 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:26,866 So he will collect coffee cans, the large ones... 30 00:01:26,866 --> 00:01:28,433 and then he'll use those. 31 00:01:28,433 --> 00:01:31,000 Number one or number two? 32 00:01:35,666 --> 00:01:37,700 I can't answer that, GJ. 33 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:57,166 ♪ In walks a stranger His smile is made of wood ♪ 34 00:01:58,666 --> 00:02:01,766 So, Geej, why are you filming this? 35 00:02:01,766 --> 00:02:04,700 Really, come on, what's the scoop? 36 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,900 See that "no smoking" sign? You're gonna get busted. 37 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:21,733 Yeah, but look, they-- they tore it off. 38 00:02:21,733 --> 00:02:23,933 Oh, sh--So they must have changed the law. 39 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,733 There he is! Go. Go. Oh, my god! 40 00:02:33,733 --> 00:02:35,966 Oh, my god. It's the little man! 41 00:02:37,266 --> 00:02:38,800 Hi. 42 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,833 You just get more handsome every year. 43 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:43,466 Well, thank you. 44 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:51,033 - Meister, welcome home, Geej. - Oh, my god. 45 00:02:51,033 --> 00:02:53,100 - Welcome home! - Yeah. 46 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:55,100 - We got you a snack. - Oh. 47 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:58,066 - Here you go. - Okay... thank you. 48 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:03,533 How do you like my new jam, Geej? 49 00:03:03,533 --> 00:03:06,100 Leave him alone. He's tired. 50 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:09,266 So, okay, I've been thinking about you living with us... 51 00:03:09,266 --> 00:03:11,533 and I've made some real decisions. 52 00:03:11,533 --> 00:03:14,900 I vowed, you'll see, that I'm gonna respect your space... 53 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:17,000 from now on, like you want and like you said. 54 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,900 Okay. 55 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:22,766 In fact, I think you're gonna see some real changes, big ones. 56 00:03:22,766 --> 00:03:24,800 Are you ready for the shock of your life? 57 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,833 Yeah. 58 00:03:26,833 --> 00:03:29,666 I quit drinking. 59 00:03:29,666 --> 00:03:31,766 No, but I did! I really did. 60 00:03:31,766 --> 00:03:33,733 I swear to god, GJ, on your life. 61 00:03:33,733 --> 00:03:34,933 Didn't I, Mr. Fatty? 62 00:03:34,933 --> 00:03:36,533 Yeah, she did, Geej. 63 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:40,066 I haven't touched a drop of alcohol in 15 months. 64 00:03:40,066 --> 00:03:42,666 - In a row? - Yes! 65 00:03:42,666 --> 00:03:45,266 In a row! Of course, in a row. 66 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:48,666 How did that happen? What-- what came over you? 67 00:03:48,666 --> 00:03:50,700 It's-- it's complicated. 68 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:52,766 Basically, I was drinking at the laundromat... 69 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:55,000 and when I left, I got pulled over... 70 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,900 and they made me go to those idiotic meetings. 71 00:03:57,900 --> 00:03:59,600 And they repo'd the van. 72 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,100 Yeah, well, that's a long story. 73 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:04,300 Un-fucking believable! 74 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:05,333 It's just one bite. 75 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:07,066 I bought that for GJ. 76 00:04:07,066 --> 00:04:08,300 You already had a Big Mac... I took one bite. 77 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:10,266 a Filet-O-Fish and a large fry. 78 00:04:10,266 --> 00:04:12,300 Hey, it's all right. He can have it. For god's sake. 79 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:14,133 Pass it up here. 80 00:04:14,133 --> 00:04:15,833 Problem solved. 81 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:17,000 Son of a... 82 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,233 That's good food, woman. 83 00:04:19,233 --> 00:04:22,332 I swear to god, Frank, if you get out of this car... 84 00:04:22,332 --> 00:04:26,600 I will take off and leave you and possibly run you over. 85 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:38,332 Oh, Frank... Jesus Christ. 86 00:04:38,332 --> 00:04:41,066 I spent so long doing that, you had to screw it up. 87 00:04:48,866 --> 00:04:52,066 Surprise! Welcome home! 88 00:04:52,066 --> 00:04:54,100 Hah-hah! 89 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:57,200 You have to give me your diploma, so I can have it framed. 90 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,733 - I've got the perfect spot there. - I already mailed that to you. 91 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,600 - What? - Yeah. 92 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,200 I didn't get it. 93 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,800 Wait, did I?You lost my diploma. 94 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,700 No, I bet Frank did something with it. 95 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:11,733 Here, come on. You have to see the kitchen. 96 00:05:12,966 --> 00:05:14,766 Wow. 97 00:05:14,766 --> 00:05:18,166 It's the cowboy kitchen. You ever seen anything like this? 98 00:05:18,166 --> 00:05:19,933 I bet you haven't. 99 00:05:19,933 --> 00:05:22,100 No, I've definitely never seen anything like this. 100 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:26,033 - Hang on just a second. - It's the Wild West! 101 00:05:26,033 --> 00:05:27,766 Hang on. 102 00:05:27,766 --> 00:05:29,366 I just put it-- oh, shit. 103 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,866 Okay, show me the cowboy kitchen. 104 00:05:34,866 --> 00:05:37,900 Okay, get back there. Get all of this. 105 00:05:37,900 --> 00:05:43,066 Oh, this is good. This is my favorite. This is Cowboy Frank. 106 00:05:43,066 --> 00:05:44,900 This is actually of value. I could sell this. 107 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:46,766 We probably should. It's worth a lot of money. 108 00:05:46,766 --> 00:05:48,066 Yeah, it looks just like him. 109 00:05:48,066 --> 00:05:51,766 GJ, you have no idea how much of your life... 110 00:05:51,766 --> 00:05:54,233 gets eaten up when you're drunk constantly. 111 00:05:54,233 --> 00:05:55,300 Suddenly I've got all this time. 112 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:56,800 Has it really been 15 months? 113 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:00,166 Yes! 15 months, GJ. I swear to god, it has. 114 00:06:00,166 --> 00:06:05,100 And I've been-- I've been decorating and cleaning for a change. 115 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:07,300 It looks good. 116 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:11,166 You're gonna really like it here. I'm so happy. 117 00:06:11,166 --> 00:06:13,366 Which is great, but I don't want you to get too excited... 118 00:06:13,366 --> 00:06:15,366 because I am leaving in a couple of months. 119 00:06:15,366 --> 00:06:18,466 - Well, I know. - The Meister's back. 120 00:06:18,466 --> 00:06:22,466 Hey, Geej, seriously, we gotta talk about some stuff. 121 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:24,133 Beat it. 122 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:25,066 What? 123 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:32,033 - What's going on? - He's an idiot. Come on. 124 00:06:32,033 --> 00:06:33,866 You gotta see the bedroom. 125 00:06:37,066 --> 00:06:40,066 I just want to ask you, now do you think I'm crazy? 126 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:43,733 No, seriously, people are always saying, "Oh, you're so crazy! You're so nuts!" 127 00:06:43,733 --> 00:06:45,366 What does this say? 128 00:06:45,366 --> 00:06:49,200 This says just the opposite, doesn't it? 129 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,400 Definitely. 130 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:55,933 - I should unpack right now. - GJ, honey... 131 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,233 I know you don't want to hear this right now. 132 00:07:00,233 --> 00:07:02,966 I don't know, shouldn't you take some time off? 133 00:07:02,966 --> 00:07:05,066 There's no possible way I can take any time off. 134 00:07:05,066 --> 00:07:08,233 Why? You could put off going to Art Center until next year. 135 00:07:08,233 --> 00:07:11,166 You could stay here, not have to worry about the rent. 136 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:14,233 I understand that you want me to live here right now... 137 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:17,200 but Art Center is one of the best film programs in the country. 138 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,433 I can't just postpone it. 139 00:07:18,433 --> 00:07:21,300 Why not? You need a break. 140 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:24,166 What I really need to do right now, is I need to get a job... 141 00:07:24,166 --> 00:07:26,166 because even with the money that Miss E left me... 142 00:07:26,166 --> 00:07:28,533 I'm not even gonna be able to make tuition in three months. 143 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:30,766 But I'm going no matter what. 144 00:07:30,766 --> 00:07:32,133 - I know. - All right? 145 00:07:55,533 --> 00:07:59,400 ♪ All men all men all men alive ♪ 146 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:02,500 Jessica, hi, it's GJ. 147 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,566 I just wanted to see what you were doing. 148 00:08:04,566 --> 00:08:07,866 I wanted to see if maybe you wanted to have some sex tonight. 149 00:08:07,866 --> 00:08:09,466 No, I'm just kidding. I just want to be friends. 150 00:08:09,466 --> 00:08:12,366 Hello, Miley, this is your doctor calling. 151 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:16,233 I actually don't have a car, so I'll need you to come pick me up. 152 00:08:16,233 --> 00:08:18,800 Hey, Rebecca, you're not gonna believe this... 153 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,500 but I just found that pencil that you let me borrow. 154 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:53,000 Oh! That was too close. Sorry, sorry. 155 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,466 Oh! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 156 00:09:01,033 --> 00:09:03,233 - Do you see him? - It's awful! 157 00:09:10,066 --> 00:09:12,133 Now I'm too close. 158 00:09:14,566 --> 00:09:16,466 Whoo! 159 00:09:18,666 --> 00:09:22,333 ♪ Here we go one more time 160 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:23,966 Oh, my god! 161 00:09:23,966 --> 00:09:26,233 - I thought it was a real guy. - Did he scare you? 162 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,233 What? 163 00:09:28,233 --> 00:09:30,066 Yeah. 164 00:09:30,066 --> 00:09:31,266 This is your room? 165 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:34,600 - Uh-huh... do you like it? - Um... 166 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:37,900 Remember the thing I told you about living with my roommates? 167 00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:40,233 Well, I actually meant - my parents. - Oh. 168 00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:42,433 But I thought I'd spring that on you whenever you got here. 169 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,133 - Cool. - Do you like it? 170 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:51,266 Uh... it's real... sexy. 171 00:09:51,266 --> 00:09:53,200 You don't seem too into it. You know what? 172 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:56,566 I know this is kind of a nerd shrine. 173 00:09:56,566 --> 00:09:58,600 I should have taken these things down a long time ago. 174 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,633 It's not that big of a deal. 175 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:04,533 I mean, a lot of people probably live with their parents and have swords. 176 00:10:04,533 --> 00:10:06,966 Well, I have to tell you... 177 00:10:06,966 --> 00:10:10,600 I've lived on my own since I was 13. 178 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:11,600 I'm kind of a lone wolf. 179 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,566 - Yeah. - Yeah. 180 00:10:13,566 --> 00:10:15,300 You're like a runaway - or something? - No, I skipped high school. 181 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:17,500 - Oh. - Yeah. 182 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,666 True story... and I just got back. 183 00:10:19,666 --> 00:10:23,433 Okay, so this is like your room as a kid? 184 00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:26,033 Yes, this is my 13-year-old version. 185 00:10:26,033 --> 00:10:29,966 Okay, and you're definitely not into this stuff anymore, right? 186 00:10:29,966 --> 00:10:32,033 - I hate all this stuff. - Okay. 187 00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:36,100 If you want any of this stuff, you should feel free to just walk out with it. 188 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:40,133 Yeah. How did you skip high school? 189 00:10:40,133 --> 00:10:44,200 Well, I took a test. That was it. 190 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,100 - That's crazy. - Yeah. 191 00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:49,466 - So you're a genius? - Yes. 192 00:10:49,466 --> 00:10:52,533 No, I'm not a genius. It took me 8 years to graduate. 193 00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:55,366 - But yes, I'm a genius. - Oh. 194 00:10:55,366 --> 00:10:57,400 What about you? Where are you from? 195 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,165 What's your favorite color? 196 00:10:59,165 --> 00:11:02,200 What instruments do you play? Do you like horses? 197 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:09,466 Meister, you wouldn't happen to have anything to drink, would you? 198 00:11:09,466 --> 00:11:12,733 No, I don't have anything to drink. I have a friend here. 199 00:11:12,733 --> 00:11:15,300 Oh, hello. 200 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,400 This is a beautiful girl. 201 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,066 I don't have anything to drink, all right? 202 00:11:19,066 --> 00:11:20,433 Come on. 203 00:11:20,433 --> 00:11:22,233 - Frank, there's nothing in here. - Something? 204 00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:24,166 A little sip... a little taste for Frankie? 205 00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:26,066 What the hell are you doing in here? 206 00:11:26,066 --> 00:11:29,366 Okay, I'm just-- can we just step outside for a minute? 207 00:11:29,366 --> 00:11:35,000 - I'm sorry, I'll be right back. - Nice to meet you. 208 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,300 You're bothering him on the - first fucking day, Frank! - I didn't hear them go up there. 209 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:39,665 I didn't know he was-- 210 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:41,466 Oh, you heard them up there. 211 00:11:41,466 --> 00:11:45,033 Can you guys please, please not do this right now? Please? 212 00:11:45,033 --> 00:11:46,566 Geej, it's all good... 213 00:11:46,566 --> 00:11:48,533 just give me the cashola, I'll go to the liquor store. 214 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:51,300 What? Are you joking? 215 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,733 I just want a little something... a little sip. 216 00:11:53,733 --> 00:11:57,300 Quit being a goddamn little kid. "I want more alcohol." 217 00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:00,500 You've got a job interview tomorrow. Get your ass to bed! 218 00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:03,433 Do you care about your family? Do you? 219 00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:06,800 Because if you did, you'd be responsible and say... 220 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:10,200 "Honey, don't worry, honey. Just go to bed." 221 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,800 "I'm going to bed. Let's all go to bed. Let's have a good night." 222 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:17,166 But no, you want more alcohol to make me worry all night. 223 00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:19,433 You're gonna get up in the morning? 224 00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:22,666 I'm sick of worrying, because you won't fucking do the right thing! 225 00:12:22,666 --> 00:12:25,066 - I just want a little twist. - A twist? 226 00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:29,266 Just let him do whatever he wants. 227 00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:33,165 Screaming is not gonna help anything. 228 00:12:35,566 --> 00:12:38,700 Look at that face. 229 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:41,266 Very good-looking boy. 230 00:12:41,266 --> 00:12:42,665 No question about it. 231 00:13:10,266 --> 00:13:13,633 I'm getting up! Then get up! 232 00:13:13,633 --> 00:13:15,733 You're not getting up! I don't see you getting up! 233 00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:17,700 If you would leave me the fuck alone maybe I'll get up. 234 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,466 I leave you the fuck alone, you won't get up. 235 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,466 It's 7:17 AM. 236 00:13:22,466 --> 00:13:26,400 Don't worry, this is normal. 237 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,666 He was so drunk, he could not stand up. And he's saying to me... 238 00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:33,566 "You're the captain of the ship"... 239 00:13:33,566 --> 00:13:36,833 I said, "If I ran the show, you wouldn't be doing this!" 240 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:39,366 "Bullshit. Is this what I rule"" 241 00:13:39,366 --> 00:13:43,300 Oh! Pull over right here. Right-- no, no, no, no, no. Right there. 242 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:49,333 ♪ The sun beating down with its one ray ♪ 243 00:13:51,566 --> 00:13:58,533 ♪ The robins are whistling through the trees ♪ 244 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:01,133 Okay. That guy saw me, go, get it. 245 00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:03,200 You're gonna get caught someday, you know that? 246 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:07,366 Yeah. Anyway, listen, I got it all worked out. 247 00:14:07,366 --> 00:14:09,266 Since I have such a good resume... 248 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,666 I'm planning to get a job in show business. 249 00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:13,466 As soon as I get my teeth fixed. 250 00:14:13,466 --> 00:14:16,166 Then I'm gonna marry a Jewish producer. 251 00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:20,200 You know, hook you up in the film industry and leave Frank. 252 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:23,733 So you're gonna leave Frank after you marry the producer or before? 253 00:14:23,733 --> 00:14:26,700 Before or after, it doesn't matter. 254 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:30,166 Actually, I'm gonna get a job at Art Center. 255 00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:32,933 - At Art Center? - Yes. Here's the kicker. 256 00:14:32,933 --> 00:14:35,333 I found out that if I work there... 257 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,533 then you get free tuition. 258 00:14:37,533 --> 00:14:39,833 - Really? - Yes! 259 00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:41,600 Isn't that great? 260 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,933 Yeah. I mean, I already have most of the money... 261 00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:47,833 but that's a really nice gesture. 262 00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:51,366 Well, now you're not gonna need your evil grandmother's money anymore... 263 00:14:51,366 --> 00:14:53,300 because you're gonna go for free. 264 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:55,800 GJ, now that I'm sober, I'm just hell bent on... 265 00:14:55,800 --> 00:15:00,233 doing something to help you for a change. You'll see. 266 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,866 Well, I have to say, I'm really happy that you quit drinking. 267 00:15:03,866 --> 00:15:06,766 But I don't know how you're gonna stay sober living with Frank. 268 00:15:06,766 --> 00:15:08,800 Yeah, but honey, you don't understand. 269 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:14,333 I-- I don't love Frank anymore. He's history. 270 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:18,300 Yeah, I don't know how you loved him in the first place. 271 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,333 She's my boss. She has the biggest ass I've ever seen. 272 00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:32,900 Look, look, look, look, look, top trunk. 273 00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:34,933 Hi, Rhonda. 274 00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:38,833 This is the most boring job I've ever had... ever. 275 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:45,300 Marino Heights School District. 276 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,933 So since you're back in town, I've got a little poem for you. 277 00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:50,466 I am not a symptom of the system. 278 00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:54,266 I'm not a disburser, I am a disperser. 279 00:15:54,266 --> 00:15:57,500 I'll traverse and reverse her, just to plunder her-- 280 00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:03,266 ...copulation without abdication leads to recapitulation. 281 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:06,533 I am not a magnate for the sexually stagnate. 282 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,800 I am a rock star. A near death-- 283 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,800 I am-- I-- I am not-- I-- 284 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:15,400 Gilbert's been calling 24/7, huh? 285 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,966 - Yeah. - Does it bum you out, Geej? 286 00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:28,700 You know, he's not really your father. 287 00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:32,733 You know that, right? Not according to your mother and me anyway. 288 00:16:32,733 --> 00:16:36,066 Well, you know, I can put up with you, I can put up with him. 289 00:16:36,066 --> 00:16:38,866 - Wanna have a man-to-man talk? - No. 290 00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:41,800 - Let's have a man-to-man talk. - No, that's okay. 291 00:16:45,366 --> 00:16:47,800 You got a lot of chicks coming in and out of this house. 292 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:51,433 I had no idea you were such a stud, man. 293 00:16:51,433 --> 00:16:53,900 Let's talk about chicks. Want to talk about some chicks? 294 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,000 No. 295 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,665 - God, no. - Let's make a movie. 296 00:16:59,665 --> 00:17:03,766 You should make a frickin' movie every day. 297 00:17:03,766 --> 00:17:07,000 Art is like a muscle... use or lose it. 298 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,766 What do you think I should film? 299 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:13,933 My equipment... let's videotape my new equipment. 300 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:17,900 I've been dying to show it to you. Come on. 301 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:21,800 Yeah, I would like to see - your new equipment. - Yeah, come on. 302 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:25,566 Geej, the 24-track mixer. Top of the line. 303 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:26,833 That's new. 304 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:29,466 New projector, new video system. Hey! 305 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:33,100 We should load up one of your movies... have a screening. 306 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:36,000 - That's another project. - Yeah. 307 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,600 So how did you pay for all this stuff? Did you steal it or...? 308 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,766 It was cheap. Know some people who knew some people... 309 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,533 Hands were "made", deals were "shaken"" 310 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,000 Yeah. 311 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,800 - What are you doing in here? - Showing Geej the studio. 312 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,766 GJ doesn't care about your studio, Frank. 313 00:17:53,766 --> 00:17:56,433 How did you pay for all this? 314 00:17:56,433 --> 00:17:58,766 I got a settlement. 315 00:17:58,766 --> 00:18:01,533 You got a settlement and you didn't tell me? 316 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,100 Think of it as an investment. 317 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:12,833 Okay, GJ... you have to promise not to get stressed. 318 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:15,966 - What are you guys talking about? - It was a year and a half ago. 319 00:18:15,966 --> 00:18:20,900 And I was drinking and my judgment was foggy and Frank-- 320 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,933 No, wait. You couldn't have spent my savings. 321 00:18:23,933 --> 00:18:26,566 No! I just haven't repaid it. 322 00:18:26,566 --> 00:18:29,966 I was gonna get this loan and then the car broke down. 323 00:18:29,966 --> 00:18:32,033 What? What? No, no, no, okay. 324 00:18:32,033 --> 00:18:34,866 How did you even get access to my account? 325 00:18:34,866 --> 00:18:36,900 She did it. 326 00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:40,700 GJ, it doesn't even matter, because I'm gonna get this job. 327 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,866 You were forwarding me bank statements while I was in New York. 328 00:18:42,866 --> 00:18:44,500 What are you talking about? 329 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:47,900 I, for one, am very relieved the cat is out of the bag. 330 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:50,733 You shut up! We had a plan, Frank! 331 00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:54,666 You know how goddamn important this was. No, he's not gonna-- 332 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,533 Just shut up! 333 00:19:04,066 --> 00:19:06,233 I'm leaving this house. 334 00:19:06,233 --> 00:19:12,200 I'm leaving right now and I'm never gonna speak to either of you ever again. 335 00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:17,000 GJ--Don't! 336 00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:49,133 I made you some food. 337 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:54,166 Won't you just talk to me for one second, GJ? 338 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:02,000 I'm really, really sorry. 339 00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:06,766 I know that I'm the worst mom... 340 00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:09,666 that ever lived. 341 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,733 But you have to believe me, GJ, I was drinking so much then... 342 00:20:14,733 --> 00:20:18,766 and I did all kinds of stupid things and-- 343 00:20:18,766 --> 00:20:22,266 But I'd really quit this time and I did it for you. 344 00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:26,666 I swear to God, GJ, so that you could be happy. 345 00:20:29,266 --> 00:20:31,633 GJ, can't-- 346 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:38,133 Can't you just give me one last chance? 347 00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:41,733 I'm gonna get this job at Art Center... 348 00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:44,800 if it's the last thing I do, I swear to God, GJ. 349 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,300 You know how many times I've heard you say stuff like this? 350 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:51,200 But things are different now, GJ. 351 00:20:58,033 --> 00:21:00,066 GJ-- 352 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:11,166 Tell me what you just said. 353 00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,266 - What? - I'm gonna document this, go. 354 00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:17,133 Well, I'm gonna help you. 355 00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:20,666 - You're gonna change your life? - I'm gonna change my life. 356 00:21:20,666 --> 00:21:22,033 Tell me the steps. 357 00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:24,600 Well, I'm gonna get my teeth fixed. 358 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,266 Get a job and help you. 359 00:21:27,266 --> 00:21:29,800 And you're gonna leave Frank? 360 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,066 I'm gonna leave Frank. 361 00:21:32,066 --> 00:21:34,766 Okay, I'm gonna film you 24 hours a day. 362 00:21:34,766 --> 00:21:36,233 And whenever you watch this footage, you're gonna see... 363 00:21:36,233 --> 00:21:39,000 that you never, ever do anything that you say. 364 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,800 I'm gonna film this bullshit once and for all, both of you. 365 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:47,000 Yes. If that's what you want, GJ, yes. 366 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,366 - Okay. - Okay. 367 00:21:50,366 --> 00:21:54,666 You spent my savings on Frank. 368 00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:57,200 I can't even think about this. 369 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:01,766 And I'm gonna pay you back your money, GJ. 370 00:22:01,766 --> 00:22:03,766 You'll see. 371 00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:19,100 Tell me about your husband, the love of your life. 372 00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:20,766 I thought he was a rock star. 373 00:22:20,766 --> 00:22:22,766 I thought I was going to the Grammy's. 374 00:22:22,766 --> 00:22:26,966 I mean, they had the No. 8 song in the nation, opening for Hall & Oates. 375 00:22:26,966 --> 00:22:29,033 I thought, well, this is my big chance. 376 00:22:29,033 --> 00:22:31,933 He wants to get married and these other guys, they just wanted, you know... 377 00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,833 go out, send me roses and try to have a roll in the hay... 378 00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:37,033 which was not gonna happen. 379 00:22:37,033 --> 00:22:40,366 This one, just spent hours on the phone. Didn't want anything. 380 00:22:40,366 --> 00:22:43,333 Next I knew, he wanted to get married? 381 00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:46,433 I mean, you know, come on, how old is he? 382 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:49,700 He's 20 years younger than me. I thought, okay. 383 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:53,666 You read it this way and that way, palindrome. 384 00:22:53,666 --> 00:22:57,233 Okay, so why aren't you wildly successful as a musician? 385 00:22:57,233 --> 00:22:59,300 Because of my frustration with the music business. 386 00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:02,166 The music industry is crap, you know? 387 00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:04,333 When I was 19 and I got signed... 388 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:06,300 and, you know, I was in TV. 389 00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:08,800 Get up at 6:00 in the morning and... 390 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,833 go do a stupid interview and then sign autographs. 391 00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:14,266 I just want to play music! You know? 392 00:23:14,266 --> 00:23:18,000 Frank's gained 200 pounds since I met him. 393 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,133 That's a lot of weight. Think about it. 394 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:24,000 A chicken weighs about a pound, right? 395 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:29,033 Well, imagine 200 chickens just stapled to your body. 396 00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:31,400 Come on, Frank, you were a rock star. 397 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,400 I mean, it must have been fun to be famous, right? 398 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,800 This one time, I'm playing somewhere... 399 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,466 in the middle of somewhere of some country... 400 00:23:39,466 --> 00:23:42,466 and I get up and I start playing... 401 00:23:42,466 --> 00:23:45,366 and I look down and I see this one girl. 402 00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:52,733 And she looked at me and she was like... agh! 403 00:23:52,733 --> 00:23:56,833 And that's when-- that's when I realized... 404 00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:58,133 a lot of power. 405 00:23:59,866 --> 00:24:02,733 I don't want that kind of responsibility. 406 00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:05,366 Frank, do you have a job? 407 00:24:05,366 --> 00:24:09,000 My job is music, man. 408 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,933 You should see the letter that I wrote to myself... 409 00:24:10,933 --> 00:24:13,133 and the steps that I'm gonna take to get rid of Frank. 410 00:24:13,133 --> 00:24:14,366 Where is it? 411 00:24:14,366 --> 00:24:17,400 It's-- it's over there. 412 00:24:21,466 --> 00:24:24,333 It was 2:30 in the morning! I was up since 5:00! 413 00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:26,000 I couldn't think, I was livid. 414 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,900 "What good is this for you to worry every night... 415 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:33,100 whether he will drink past his ability to wake up and get a job?" 416 00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:37,266 "Every night of your life spent alone worrying." 417 00:24:37,266 --> 00:24:40,300 "He does nothing but take advantage of your unselfishness." 418 00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:42,400 My unselfishness-- 419 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:46,500 Did you have to read that pathetic-- 420 00:24:49,433 --> 00:24:51,400 ♪ Well so it seems you've read the book ♪ 421 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,200 ♪ You have the clothes You have the look ♪ 422 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,200 ♪ You pose a knack full of comprehension ♪ 423 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,100 ♪ The rubber scent a corporation ♪ 424 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:04,300 ♪ All the chez agree she's a Nietzsche fee ♪ 425 00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:06,133 ♪ Welcome aboard 426 00:25:14,133 --> 00:25:16,000 So what do you think? 427 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,933 Um... 428 00:25:18,933 --> 00:25:23,100 So, Geej, why are you filming us? What's the scoop? 429 00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:26,300 Oh, I was just doing a "Where are they now"" type of thing. 430 00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:28,833 - Yeah, for school. - Mm-hm. 431 00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:30,566 Oh, you're you in school? 432 00:25:30,566 --> 00:25:32,433 I will be at some point. 433 00:25:34,433 --> 00:25:38,833 You're not gonna put this on the internet or something are you? 434 00:25:38,833 --> 00:25:41,300 No, he's not gonna do that. Frank-- 435 00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:45,100 If GJ wants to film us, let him film. 436 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:46,600 This is the least we could do. 437 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,933 - Yeah, but why really? - Because it's fun! 438 00:25:49,933 --> 00:25:53,500 Look, when's the last time GJ even talked to you? 439 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:57,200 And you told me to film everyday, right? 440 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,033 Okay. Okay. 441 00:26:03,033 --> 00:26:05,400 - Okay. - Art is a muscle! 442 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,533 ♪ If I say that I love you 443 00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:12,566 ♪ And you say you love me too That'll bring us together ♪ 444 00:26:12,566 --> 00:26:16,433 ♪ We'll have nothing left to do but dance all night ♪ 445 00:26:16,433 --> 00:26:19,400 ♪ Dance all night Mm, it's delicious. 446 00:26:21,666 --> 00:26:23,400 See, you just gotta get this hair. 447 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,066 You're not cutting it. 448 00:26:25,066 --> 00:26:26,933 ♪ We don't have to have a reason ♪ 449 00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:28,466 You need a backbone, understand that? 450 00:26:28,466 --> 00:26:30,133 He was such a good little kid. 451 00:26:32,033 --> 00:26:35,333 Oh, hello. I faked my death, but I guess they found me. 452 00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:40,266 ♪ Dance all night Now dance all night ♪ 453 00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:47,266 ♪ Dance all night dance all night ♪ 454 00:26:47,266 --> 00:26:50,100 ♪ We'll dance all night night 455 00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:55,200 Down there and I live up here. And never the twain shall meet. 456 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,466 He lives in the basement. There's no bathroom down there. 457 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:30,966 - Boom. - Bad. 458 00:27:39,266 --> 00:27:41,600 DJ?No, GJ. 459 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,566 JJ?GJ. 460 00:27:43,566 --> 00:27:47,033 G... J...Oh. 461 00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:49,700 GJ. It stands for Gilbert John. - Yes. - GJ. 462 00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:51,266 GJ, it's GJ. 463 00:27:51,266 --> 00:27:53,433 That's fucking hard to say, man. 464 00:27:53,433 --> 00:27:56,300 How about I just call you Gilbert? 465 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:59,466 No, that's my dad's name. 466 00:27:59,466 --> 00:28:01,500 And I've always just gone by GJ. 467 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,600 All right, GJ.GJ. 468 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,166 - I'm Kate. - Kate. 469 00:28:06,166 --> 00:28:08,100 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 470 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:09,333 I like your teeth. 471 00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:11,633 I have a random question for you. 472 00:28:11,633 --> 00:28:13,100 Yeah? 473 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:15,133 Would you like... 474 00:28:15,133 --> 00:28:17,700 to come to my parents' house and play... 475 00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:20,200 video games with me? 476 00:28:23,533 --> 00:28:25,533 - Yup. Yeah. - Stop. 477 00:28:25,533 --> 00:28:27,200 Do you suck at video games? 478 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,566 You have no idea what you're talking about. 479 00:28:29,566 --> 00:28:32,366 I'd kill you. I'd humiliate you. I'd embarrass you. 480 00:28:32,366 --> 00:28:35,166 - You don't want me to come over. - Okay, prove it. 481 00:28:37,766 --> 00:28:40,400 - Okay. - Ssh! 482 00:28:43,633 --> 00:28:46,600 And I'm not even a drinker. 483 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,233 We're not gonna wake anybody up. 484 00:28:49,233 --> 00:28:50,366 What's up? 485 00:28:53,133 --> 00:28:55,466 - What are you doing in here? - Oh, hey... 486 00:28:55,466 --> 00:28:59,100 I was just about to leave, man. 487 00:28:59,100 --> 00:29:00,333 Do you sleep in here all the time? 488 00:29:00,333 --> 00:29:03,633 No... I was testing the mattress. 489 00:29:03,633 --> 00:29:07,733 It's good. It's firm. It's a good one. 490 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,800 - Was that your dad? - No, that's Frank. 491 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,833 He's supposed to be my stepfather. 492 00:29:14,833 --> 00:29:17,666 Say, Meister, I forgot my twist. Do you mind? 493 00:29:17,666 --> 00:29:19,600 - Is he bugging you? - I forgot my twist. 494 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,700 Oh, I'm so sorry. - This never happens. - Do you mind-- 495 00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:28,733 Frank! 496 00:29:31,833 --> 00:29:33,600 You don't look too happy about that one. 497 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,500 Oh, oh, yeah. 498 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:39,233 Booyah! Dead. 499 00:29:39,233 --> 00:29:42,466 This is actually very embarrassing for me, I have to say. 500 00:29:42,466 --> 00:29:44,300 This is incredibly embarrassing for me. 501 00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:46,766 Be humiliated, bitch. Want some? 502 00:29:46,766 --> 00:29:51,100 No, I'm good. I would however like to make a wager with you. 503 00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:53,100 - A wager, huh? - Yes. 504 00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:54,700 All right. Hit me. 505 00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:57,400 If I win this next round... 506 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,566 you have to make out with me. 507 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,466 Excuse me? 508 00:30:05,466 --> 00:30:07,200 Why is that funny? 509 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,766 No, I'm not gonna make out with you. 510 00:30:08,766 --> 00:30:11,866 First of all, no way you could beat me, obviously. 511 00:30:11,866 --> 00:30:14,633 And second of all, if somehow you did... 512 00:30:14,633 --> 00:30:17,600 I still wouldn't make out with you. 513 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,566 Okay, okay, final offer. Above the waist touching only. 514 00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:26,366 I just actually got out of... 515 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:28,633 a really long and shitty relationship. 516 00:30:28,633 --> 00:30:31,700 And I have to lay low. 517 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:37,200 I didn't mean to lead you on or anything. 518 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:41,300 No, no, no, that's all right. I understand. I can respect that. 519 00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:43,433 - Men are pigs. - Yeah. 520 00:30:43,433 --> 00:30:44,833 - I'm a pig. - Yeah. 521 00:30:44,833 --> 00:30:46,700 - That's a good call. - Okay. 522 00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:48,766 Besides I got tons of other girls anyways, so. 523 00:30:48,766 --> 00:30:52,833 Oh, yeah, right. Like what, dork chasers? 524 00:30:55,433 --> 00:30:57,166 Oh, ye of little faith. 525 00:31:05,633 --> 00:31:11,800 Um... I can't tell if this is amazing or like really terrible. 526 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,666 What's wrong with you? You show these to everyone or what? 527 00:31:13,666 --> 00:31:16,366 You said that you only want to be friends, so I thought, fuck it. 528 00:31:16,366 --> 00:31:19,166 This would cement our friendship, and I knew after this... 529 00:31:19,166 --> 00:31:25,200 you would never want to sleep with me. 530 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,733 That guy in the middle is taking it like a champ. 531 00:31:27,733 --> 00:31:29,766 I love the gay porn. 532 00:31:29,766 --> 00:31:33,766 Never have told that to a dude before. 533 00:31:33,766 --> 00:31:38,366 I think that the entire concept of love... 534 00:31:38,366 --> 00:31:41,433 is a sham, I don't believe in it. 535 00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:43,400 Oh, me, either. 536 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,333 - Really? - Yeah! 537 00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:48,633 I swear to God, you're the first girl that's ever agreed with me. 538 00:31:48,633 --> 00:31:51,666 Well, I used to be really fat. 539 00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:56,266 And, uh... I hate small dicks. 540 00:31:56,266 --> 00:31:59,666 My ex-boyfriend was like a dog penis. 541 00:31:59,666 --> 00:32:03,266 Like, I think I know what you're talking about, like pointy and curvy. 542 00:32:03,266 --> 00:32:04,766 - Like a Smurfette? - Yeah. 543 00:32:04,766 --> 00:32:07,500 That's disgusting. 544 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,466 Yeah, man, that was rough. 545 00:32:09,466 --> 00:32:12,300 All right, we gotta keep going. 546 00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:16,733 Okay, in the nature of being honest... 547 00:32:16,733 --> 00:32:19,933 what if I told you... 548 00:32:19,933 --> 00:32:22,600 that I've cheated a lot? 549 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,533 I don't know. Have you? 550 00:32:27,533 --> 00:32:29,600 Have you? 551 00:32:33,366 --> 00:32:34,766 Well, it's officially morning. 552 00:32:34,766 --> 00:32:36,500 Yeah, I should go. 553 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,566 Wait, you aren't all of a sudden freaked out, are you? 554 00:32:38,566 --> 00:32:42,366 No, I'm not freaked out. I have band practice in like a couple hours. 555 00:32:42,366 --> 00:32:44,400 - Oh, how hip. - Fuck you. 556 00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:48,633 - Okay. - I really should get out of here. 557 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:52,933 Well, let's do an awkward, ass-out hug and I'll walk you downstairs. 558 00:32:52,933 --> 00:32:55,300 I don't know what an "awkward ass hug" is. 559 00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:57,266 - You don't? - No. 560 00:32:57,266 --> 00:33:02,066 Just stick your butt out. We're like 7th-grade dancing. 561 00:33:02,066 --> 00:33:06,300 There we go. You didn't stick your ass out. 562 00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:08,333 Oh, I should film. 563 00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:10,600 It's a long story. 564 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,633 You know, I'm sitting out here watching my cat... 565 00:33:23,633 --> 00:33:27,033 and it's sad, because she's all I've got. 566 00:33:27,033 --> 00:33:30,466 And you know she's not gonna be here forever. 567 00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:36,366 I feel like I'm sitting here... watching her die. 568 00:33:36,366 --> 00:33:39,866 And I look at her and she says to me... 569 00:33:39,866 --> 00:33:44,733 "No, Gilbert, I'm watching you die." 570 00:33:44,733 --> 00:33:49,000 Would you please call me back sometime? Please? 571 00:34:08,966 --> 00:34:10,666 - Hi, honey. - Hi. 572 00:34:10,666 --> 00:34:13,466 I'm just getting this one-- Oh, no! 573 00:34:13,466 --> 00:34:15,500 Come on. I look ugly today. 574 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:18,400 How is everything going with your master plan? 575 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,632 Well, I'm glad you asked. 576 00:34:20,632 --> 00:34:24,933 I have an appointment in a few weeks to get my teeth fixed. 577 00:34:24,933 --> 00:34:28,033 I still don't understand what applying for jobs... 578 00:34:28,033 --> 00:34:29,866 has to do with going to the dentist. 579 00:34:29,866 --> 00:34:33,100 GJ, you may not know this, but I'm missing 17 teeth. 580 00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:34,800 - Show me. - No! 581 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,565 - Come on. - No! 582 00:34:36,565 --> 00:34:38,733 Come on, we're documenting all this, remember? 583 00:34:38,733 --> 00:34:40,632 Put your money where your mouth is. 584 00:34:40,632 --> 00:34:42,065 Hah. 585 00:34:43,966 --> 00:34:44,933 There you go. 586 00:34:46,065 --> 00:34:48,565 Now-- 587 00:34:48,565 --> 00:34:52,132 - Something weird happened. - What? 588 00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:55,500 Remember I said I wasn't going to put any of this footage online? 589 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,566 - Yeah? - Well, I lied. 590 00:34:57,566 --> 00:35:01,933 I made a 5-minute short and I put it on a video website. 591 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:03,166 Oh. 592 00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:05,700 And a bunch of people saw it. 593 00:35:06,966 --> 00:35:09,066 I think that this might be something. 594 00:35:09,066 --> 00:35:12,733 I think I could make like an actual documentary out of this thing. 595 00:35:16,133 --> 00:35:19,133 I think I'm gonna ramp up filming. I'm gonna really dig deep. 596 00:35:19,133 --> 00:35:21,900 We're gonna pull out all the skeletons in the closet. 597 00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:24,033 Everything is gonna seen on this camera. 598 00:35:24,033 --> 00:35:26,133 And not be going to Art Center, thanks to you guys... 599 00:35:26,133 --> 00:35:30,933 but at least we can make a documentary about our... messed up lives. 600 00:35:30,933 --> 00:35:33,800 Can I just put on some make up? 601 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,733 - Can you get Frank on board? - Yes, he'll do it. 602 00:35:36,733 --> 00:35:38,600 He'll do it or he's a dead man. 603 00:35:40,966 --> 00:35:42,700 Let me take this-- 604 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,066 Oh, yeah. 605 00:35:53,133 --> 00:35:55,933 - Okay, I'm ready. - Okay. Okay. 606 00:35:55,933 --> 00:35:59,066 You want me to hold this flag? 607 00:35:59,066 --> 00:36:00,866 - Mm, I think not. - No? 608 00:36:00,866 --> 00:36:04,166 So, Frank, we're gonna talk about some stuff. 609 00:36:04,166 --> 00:36:07,566 GJ says that we're going for broke now and I'm all for it. 610 00:36:07,566 --> 00:36:11,866 So, this is gonna be good, 'cause I've got some questions for you. 611 00:36:11,866 --> 00:36:14,066 So tell us about your music. 612 00:36:14,066 --> 00:36:16,600 Tell me about that-- that new song. 613 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,233 You know, the one you were telling me about. 614 00:36:18,233 --> 00:36:20,000 I want to produce a band. 615 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:24,766 I think the world is in dire straights for a new Beatle band. 616 00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:29,266 And I would like to produce a group that would sound like the Beatles. 617 00:36:29,266 --> 00:36:31,900 You know, singing those sweet songs. 618 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:35,866 Those songs that portray the love... and the humanity. 619 00:36:35,866 --> 00:36:39,100 I mean, not much to life... 620 00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:45,166 except sex and food and... water. 621 00:36:47,033 --> 00:36:50,700 So, um, do you want your stuff to play live? 622 00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:53,733 No. I'm through performing and I'm never gonna perform again. 623 00:36:55,866 --> 00:36:59,566 Can you imagine him rocking out on stage? 624 00:36:59,566 --> 00:37:01,300 What? I look good. 625 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:04,566 What happened to all that OXO money? 626 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,733 - I blew it. - Like on what? 627 00:37:10,733 --> 00:37:12,266 Food, gas... 628 00:37:12,266 --> 00:37:14,300 - dry cleaning. - Cocaine. 629 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:17,766 You see, she puts this on record and makes me look like a fucking criminal. 630 00:37:17,766 --> 00:37:20,133 I'm doing all sorts of things, you know. 631 00:37:20,133 --> 00:37:22,166 Do we have a picture of that girl in DATA? 632 00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:25,533 She was the one that you had your first affair with. 633 00:37:25,533 --> 00:37:28,300 - What was the reason for that? - Honey... 634 00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:30,033 people do what they do. 635 00:37:30,033 --> 00:37:33,233 You know? It's-- it's about the moment. 636 00:37:33,233 --> 00:37:35,333 Can you predict the future? I don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow. 637 00:37:35,333 --> 00:37:38,100 Do you know what's gonna happen tomorrow, GJ?Yeah, living for the moment. 638 00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:40,666 That's selfish. You'd be having affairs right now... 639 00:37:40,666 --> 00:37:43,133 but you're too fat. That's the truth. 640 00:37:43,133 --> 00:37:46,866 You wouldn't even be nice to me, if women were interested in you. 641 00:37:46,866 --> 00:37:49,633 I could. I could have an affair at the drop of a hat. 642 00:37:49,633 --> 00:37:52,700 With what? 643 00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:55,333 A lot of fat women out there who love fat men. 644 00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:58,200 But why are we talking about that stupid time? 645 00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,866 Let's talk about something else. Let's play a song. 646 00:37:59,866 --> 00:38:02,700 - You guys are solid gold. - But the thing is... 647 00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:03,833 - What? - Huh? 648 00:38:03,833 --> 00:38:06,800 You guys are solid gold. 649 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,800 - What's that supposed to mean? - What's that supposed to mean? 650 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,166 Set a course for Party Island! 651 00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:14,633 Yes, sir. Which direction, sir? 652 00:38:14,633 --> 00:38:16,300 Forward! Forward, Stevie! 653 00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:18,366 One, two, three, four! 654 00:38:18,366 --> 00:38:20,966 ♪ We're off to Party Island Play play play play play ♪ 655 00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:24,066 ♪ We're off to Party Island We're approaching hey ♪ 656 00:38:24,066 --> 00:38:26,966 ♪ We're off to Party Island Yo ho ho ho ♪ 657 00:38:26,966 --> 00:38:30,333 ♪ We're off to Party Island And there she blows ♪ 658 00:38:32,666 --> 00:38:36,100 - Good morning, Captain. - Great morning, then! 659 00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:39,866 ♪ Welcome aboard 660 00:38:39,866 --> 00:38:41,133 That was crazy. 661 00:38:41,133 --> 00:38:42,900 - Thank you. Thanks. - That was awesome. 662 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,866 And the puppets and the-- I-- that was-- 663 00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:47,366 You wanna get the fuck out of here? 664 00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:50,333 - Yeah. - Yeah? Let's go. 665 00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:52,100 - Right now? - Yeah, let's go. 666 00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:57,400 Hey, sorry we had to get out of there. It's like-- 667 00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:01,100 It's my ex-boyfriend. He's been calling me all the time... 668 00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:04,100 and then showing up to all of our shows. 669 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:05,866 It's driving me fucking crazy. 670 00:39:05,866 --> 00:39:08,700 Has he been waving - that little penis around? - No. Stop. 671 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:11,733 You know, you're not the only one with a stalker. I actually have a stalker, too. 672 00:39:11,733 --> 00:39:14,433 - Oh, tell me. - He's my dad. 673 00:39:14,433 --> 00:39:16,700 - Like your real dad? - Yeah. 674 00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:19,033 He's a crazy conspiracy theorist. Okay? 675 00:39:19,033 --> 00:39:20,433 He lives in his trailer... 676 00:39:20,433 --> 00:39:24,300 and he's had sex allegedly with like 600 women. 677 00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:26,433 And he's chronicled all in this book. He's got entries like... 678 00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:29,000 Alyssa. Blonde. Screamer. 679 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,066 Oh, my god, you sound just like him. 680 00:39:31,066 --> 00:39:33,700 - Yeah. - I mean, or he sounds just like you. I don't know. 681 00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:36,066 No, he's insane. Definitely. 682 00:39:36,066 --> 00:39:38,766 I hope I don't sound like him. 683 00:39:38,766 --> 00:39:40,833 - Fuck! - Oh! 684 00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:44,366 We're off to Party Island. We're off to Party Island. 685 00:39:46,766 --> 00:39:48,466 So what have you been up to recently? 686 00:39:48,466 --> 00:39:51,333 - Other than Party Island? - Boning lots of girls, I bet. 687 00:39:51,333 --> 00:39:54,366 Tons, yeah. Why? What do you care? 688 00:39:54,366 --> 00:39:57,833 What do I care? I'm just making conversation, bro. 689 00:39:57,833 --> 00:40:00,966 I haven't been screwing anybody, because I've been... 690 00:40:00,966 --> 00:40:04,200 too busy filming my parents. 691 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,233 Are you doing that thing like... 692 00:40:06,233 --> 00:40:08,800 "I just got out of film school and I like grabbed my camera." 693 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,300 "And I film my ma and pa and interview them... 694 00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:14,400 "about their tough life and I put myself as the lead of the movie... 695 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:18,466 "and then I'm gonna cut it together and send it to film festivals." 696 00:40:18,466 --> 00:40:21,000 - Is that what everyone does? - Yeah. 697 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,800 Yeah. 698 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,333 Oh, shit. 699 00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:26,366 Oh, so you really are doing that? 700 00:40:26,366 --> 00:40:29,133 - So you're quitting drinking? - Yeah. 701 00:40:29,133 --> 00:40:31,933 Something's happening. I'm going through a change, you know. 702 00:40:31,933 --> 00:40:34,733 Kind of like a menopause? 703 00:40:34,733 --> 00:40:37,400 Yeah, maybe. I don't know. 704 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:41,400 No particular trigger I can put my finger on and say, you know, this is what did it. 705 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,366 Well, it has nothing to do with your family or getting a job or anything? 706 00:40:44,366 --> 00:40:46,966 I mean, I don't want to prompt you, mind you. 707 00:40:46,966 --> 00:40:49,300 No, no, no, no. I've been concerned with my family and a job for a long time. 708 00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:52,133 It's just that it doesn't really do anything for me. 709 00:40:52,133 --> 00:40:54,200 You know, except make me stupid and then, you know... 710 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,800 and then I regret it and then I'm tired of regretting. 711 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,900 Yeah, you should have seen him last night. 712 00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:01,400 Yeah, well. GJ... 713 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:05,066 I am getting uncomfortable with this camera thing. 714 00:41:05,066 --> 00:41:07,433 You know, I really want to help you with your project in any way I can... 715 00:41:07,433 --> 00:41:11,233 but I'm saying this, this... right now is an imposition for me. 716 00:41:11,233 --> 00:41:13,933 - Oh, he's above this. - I wasn't saying I'm above it. 717 00:41:13,933 --> 00:41:15,766 Oh, well, what do you got to hide? 718 00:41:15,766 --> 00:41:17,900 You see, well, I'm growing up and you're not. 719 00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:20,333 What? But-but-but what? 720 00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:24,833 You're growing up, because you stopped drinking for 6 hours. 721 00:41:24,833 --> 00:41:28,300 I have a job interview and I have to get dressed. Going out. 722 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,466 He's quit drinking. 723 00:41:33,466 --> 00:41:35,566 It won't last. 724 00:41:38,233 --> 00:41:40,300 Turn left at the stop sign. 725 00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:43,533 Wait a minute. Where are we going? 726 00:41:43,533 --> 00:41:47,900 Oh, I just wanted to go to some places that we lived. 727 00:41:53,333 --> 00:41:58,266 Oh, hello. He is documenting what a terrible mom I was. 728 00:41:58,266 --> 00:42:00,833 Can we have a look around? 729 00:42:02,633 --> 00:42:05,233 So we lived here when you were 5 years old. 730 00:42:05,233 --> 00:42:08,466 This is where we lived when your grandmother came... 731 00:42:08,466 --> 00:42:10,566 and took you away and then never brought you back. 732 00:42:10,566 --> 00:42:12,500 Why did she take me away? 733 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:18,133 She said she was gonna sue me for custody. I was a bad mom. 734 00:42:18,133 --> 00:42:19,833 Why did she think you were a bad mom? 735 00:42:19,833 --> 00:42:23,566 My sister told her things... total lies. 736 00:42:23,566 --> 00:42:25,500 Like what? 737 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:31,033 Oh, just, you know, that I was running around with musicians. 738 00:42:31,033 --> 00:42:34,233 And that's around the time you married Frank, right? 739 00:42:34,233 --> 00:42:36,500 Yes. 740 00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:39,466 Shouldn't this walk down Memory Lane be pleasant? 741 00:42:39,466 --> 00:42:42,133 You sure I didn't die and go to hell? 742 00:42:42,133 --> 00:42:44,366 I'm not joking. 743 00:42:44,366 --> 00:42:47,366 This is what I thought hell would be like, going back over my life. 744 00:42:47,366 --> 00:42:50,466 Well, this is the picture that's always broken my heart right here. 745 00:42:50,466 --> 00:42:52,166 Look at your face. 746 00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:55,066 Happy Birthday, GJ, and I wasn't there. 747 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,066 "Roses are red, violets are purple"? 748 00:43:03,066 --> 00:43:06,166 "Get well soon. Come back to us soon." 749 00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:08,966 "Room 17." Where were you? 750 00:43:08,966 --> 00:43:11,566 You don't remember? 751 00:43:13,700 --> 00:43:16,300 Was this the accident? 752 00:43:18,633 --> 00:43:22,033 What a horrific experience. I was holding your head together. 753 00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:25,166 Oh my god, GJ. That was my fault. 754 00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:27,366 What happened? 755 00:43:27,366 --> 00:43:30,233 I was going through a yellow light... 756 00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:33,400 and a couple drunk teenagers hit us. 757 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,466 Were you drunk? 758 00:43:35,466 --> 00:43:39,533 I wouldn't have been drinking or the police would have thrown me in jail. 759 00:43:39,533 --> 00:43:41,466 So then, how was it your fault? 760 00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:46,100 It was my fault... 761 00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:48,600 because there's more to the story. 762 00:43:52,133 --> 00:43:54,433 I was taking sedatives. 763 00:43:54,433 --> 00:43:56,966 But that had nothing to do with the accident. 764 00:43:56,966 --> 00:44:00,533 It's just that I always wondered if maybe I could have... 765 00:44:00,533 --> 00:44:03,500 you know, stopped sooner. Better reflexes or-- 766 00:44:05,633 --> 00:44:09,333 I couldn't sleep at night, you know? 767 00:44:09,333 --> 00:44:13,333 I mean, I had nowhere to go... 768 00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:16,166 and living here and there, a different place every week... 769 00:44:16,166 --> 00:44:17,933 trying to get you back. 770 00:44:22,033 --> 00:44:26,233 You don't know how depressed I feel about this whole thing. 771 00:44:26,233 --> 00:44:29,333 Quitting drinking and then waking up to reality. 772 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:32,366 You find yourself, your kid has grown. 773 00:44:32,366 --> 00:44:38,233 And you can't be a mom anymore, and that's all you want in the whole world. 774 00:44:38,233 --> 00:44:43,500 Just go back and do it over. 775 00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:48,166 I'm sorry, GJ. You don't know what that's like. 776 00:44:48,166 --> 00:44:52,166 I hope you never have those kinds of regrets ever. 777 00:44:52,166 --> 00:44:55,600 'Cause I'll regret it till the day I die. I know that. 778 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,300 Of course, I will. 779 00:44:57,300 --> 00:45:01,500 But it worked out, okay? Didn't it? 780 00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:04,300 Did it? 781 00:45:10,533 --> 00:45:14,300 So how was it? 782 00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:17,000 I'm not cut out for this shit, you know? I'm an artist. 783 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,500 I shouldn't have to work. That's all there is to it, you know. 784 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:22,133 What'd you guys talk about - in there? - Music. 785 00:45:22,133 --> 00:45:26,266 Nice guy... perfectly nice guy. But I don't know. 786 00:45:26,266 --> 00:45:30,333 Listen, I had this idea I want to run by you. 787 00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:34,133 I'm not gonna drink, okay? 788 00:45:34,133 --> 00:45:36,266 Without your permission. 789 00:45:36,266 --> 00:45:39,366 So, I was just thinking just for today. 790 00:45:39,366 --> 00:45:41,633 You know, for the interviews, take the edge off. 791 00:45:41,633 --> 00:45:44,300 Just maybe one little, teensy twist. 792 00:45:44,300 --> 00:45:47,033 For today. Just, you know? 793 00:45:47,033 --> 00:45:48,500 I'm not gonna give you permission to drink. 794 00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:51,000 Yeah. I guess I won't get a job. 795 00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:58,666 I walk around almost every day of my life, GJ, with a lump in my throat. 796 00:45:58,666 --> 00:46:01,600 And I can't think of your childhood and I can't think about... 797 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:05,166 because I can't, I'm paralyzed. I can't move. 798 00:46:05,166 --> 00:46:09,600 I would just, like lay in bed. Just lay in bed the rest of my life. 799 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,600 But if I can just do something good. Thank God. 800 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,166 I thank God for the opportunity. 801 00:46:15,166 --> 00:46:16,733 Every time I get an opportunity to do anything... 802 00:46:16,733 --> 00:46:19,066 no matter how small or insignificant, it's... 803 00:46:29,766 --> 00:46:32,333 - What's up? - What are you doing? 804 00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:36,266 I'm editing, which is just the most painstakingly boring-- 805 00:46:36,266 --> 00:46:37,866 Take a break. 806 00:46:37,866 --> 00:46:40,200 Come hang out and listen to us play music or something. 807 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,700 ♪ Drinkin' my manly shit 808 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:45,400 ♪ Tear off your face Rip off your side burns ♪ 809 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,433 ♪ Take my greasy hands and put them in your girlfriend's perm ♪ 810 00:46:48,433 --> 00:46:50,333 My boyfriend just broke up with me. 811 00:46:50,333 --> 00:46:52,633 I mean, I thought he was my boyfriend. 812 00:46:52,633 --> 00:46:54,433 He said he actually wasn't my boyfriend. 813 00:46:54,433 --> 00:46:58,200 But you know, I guess that's open to interpretation. Right? 814 00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,700 I'm pretty alone right now. 815 00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:02,500 It's not funny. It's not funny. Do the chorus. 816 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:05,700 ♪ Drinkin' my manly shit 817 00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:07,766 ♪ My baby left me 818 00:47:09,166 --> 00:47:12,400 Do you see his lip? It's-- 819 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,400 ♪ Hit it one time go 820 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:19,466 Okay, so, GJ's stepdad was in like an actual, like, huge band. 821 00:47:19,466 --> 00:47:21,800 - No, he wasn't. - He was in a band called OXO. 822 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,366 They opened for Hall & Oates and he says that every time. 823 00:47:24,366 --> 00:47:26,433 We opened for Hall & Oates. 824 00:47:26,433 --> 00:47:28,866 - Hall & Oates. - That's amazing. 825 00:47:28,866 --> 00:47:30,333 All right, bro. I'll see ya later, man. 826 00:47:30,333 --> 00:47:32,900 - Bye. - Solid gold. 827 00:47:32,900 --> 00:47:36,200 All right, drive safe, GJ.Oh, yeah. 828 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,933 - Call you soon. - All right. 829 00:47:38,933 --> 00:47:41,833 - Bye. - A little ass-out hug there. 830 00:47:41,833 --> 00:47:43,800 - See ya later. - See ya later. 831 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:47,800 - Bye. - Ciao. 832 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:51,633 The sexual tension is crazy, - right? - GJ! 833 00:47:51,633 --> 00:47:54,400 I think we should probably just go ahead and do it, you know? 834 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,733 I gotta tell you, man. 835 00:47:56,733 --> 00:47:59,633 Sometimes I think that you are playing a game... 836 00:47:59,633 --> 00:48:04,166 where you pretend to be transparent, but actually... 837 00:48:04,166 --> 00:48:08,266 you are trying to charm me with how awful you are. 838 00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:14,200 - You're good. - I know I am. 839 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,666 - Okay. - Okay. 840 00:48:16,666 --> 00:48:18,733 - Bye. - Bye. 841 00:48:18,733 --> 00:48:21,466 Oh, hey, GJ? For what it's worth... 842 00:48:21,466 --> 00:48:23,866 that stuff you showed us? Those scenes? 843 00:48:23,866 --> 00:48:28,700 Fucking awesome. I had no idea. 844 00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:32,566 I think you should like try to finish it. 845 00:48:32,566 --> 00:48:35,533 Well, thank you. That means a lot. 846 00:48:35,533 --> 00:48:37,666 - It really does. - Yeah, I mean it. 847 00:48:37,666 --> 00:48:39,366 I hope it's worth it, you know? 848 00:48:39,366 --> 00:48:43,733 Reliving all these shitty memories and-- 849 00:48:43,733 --> 00:48:46,000 - I think it will be. - Today it was-- 850 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,733 I was-- yeah, well, anyway. 851 00:48:48,733 --> 00:48:50,966 What? What? Come back. 852 00:48:50,966 --> 00:48:52,866 I'm supposed to be leaving. 853 00:48:52,866 --> 00:48:56,400 Um, well, today... 854 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,500 I remembered something while we were filming. 855 00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:01,633 After my grandma took me... 856 00:49:01,633 --> 00:49:05,633 she told me that my mom didn't want me anymore... 857 00:49:05,633 --> 00:49:07,866 and that I was never gonna see her again. 858 00:49:07,866 --> 00:49:12,533 I was 5 years old and I just remember crying myself to sleep every single night. 859 00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:15,966 And just hoping that my mom was searching the world for me... 860 00:49:15,966 --> 00:49:18,733 and she was gonna swoop in like Superman and just... 861 00:49:18,733 --> 00:49:22,966 save me and take me away. 862 00:49:22,966 --> 00:49:26,000 And I saw this photograph... 863 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,800 my grandma showed me of Frank and Cindy's wedding... 864 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:32,366 and I thought, that's it, you know? 865 00:49:32,366 --> 00:49:35,966 I'm forgotten, you know? 866 00:49:35,966 --> 00:49:38,966 - I had a pretty fucked up life. - You know what, GJ? 867 00:49:38,966 --> 00:49:41,366 Everybody had it fucked up. 868 00:49:41,366 --> 00:49:43,533 Everybody goes through horrible shit. 869 00:49:43,533 --> 00:49:45,533 I went through terrible shit as a kid. 870 00:49:45,533 --> 00:49:47,666 Life is tough. 871 00:49:47,666 --> 00:49:53,533 You suck it up and... you move on. 872 00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:55,400 I think, for the record... 873 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,766 if you've been through something traumatizing... 874 00:49:59,766 --> 00:50:03,033 you don't have to pretend like it never happened. 875 00:50:03,033 --> 00:50:05,733 I'm not saying that at all. 876 00:50:05,733 --> 00:50:08,833 I'm saying that you can't use it as an excuse to do bad shit. 877 00:50:11,766 --> 00:50:14,333 - Okay... yeah. - It's late. It's late. It's late. 878 00:50:14,333 --> 00:50:17,433 I don't know what I'm talking about anymore. I've had too much of this. 879 00:50:17,433 --> 00:50:22,033 If you ever want to talk about any of this stuff or whatever... 880 00:50:23,766 --> 00:50:26,000 I know where you're coming from. 881 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:30,900 And I think you're just a bad ass and I love it. 882 00:50:30,900 --> 00:50:32,566 So, I'm gonna go now, but I-- 883 00:50:32,566 --> 00:50:34,633 Wait, maybe you shouldn't go now. 884 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,933 I think maybe we should just get this over with. 885 00:50:45,966 --> 00:50:48,433 Don't. Don't. 886 00:50:48,433 --> 00:50:52,066 ♪ There she goes with the tears in her eyes ♪ 887 00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:58,966 ♪ There he goes with his mind on those eyes ♪ 888 00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:08,366 ♪ And she loved him A love to be where he's goin' ♪ 889 00:51:08,366 --> 00:51:12,466 Oh, brother. 890 00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:21,900 Well, before they could start the construction in my mouth... 891 00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:23,966 I had to have one tooth extracted... 892 00:51:23,966 --> 00:51:26,466 and I had to have an oral surgeon do it. 893 00:51:26,466 --> 00:51:31,066 So it was time to go and he said, "You're gonna have to walk." 894 00:51:31,066 --> 00:51:33,500 I said, "I can't walk"" 895 00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:36,400 And then I saw that he had like four bottles of wine. 896 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,466 What time was it? 897 00:51:38,466 --> 00:51:42,766 9:00 this morning, and I'm not disappointed. 898 00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:45,533 I'm not really disappointed because he's drinking again... 899 00:51:45,533 --> 00:51:49,766 because I didn't have much hope. Did you? 900 00:51:49,766 --> 00:51:52,533 It's just that I couldn't get to my appointment... 901 00:51:52,533 --> 00:51:56,800 and I'm just sort of let down. 902 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,566 All right, so what happened this morning? 903 00:51:59,566 --> 00:52:00,966 I thought she had surgery. 904 00:52:00,966 --> 00:52:03,833 She had surgery. I took her there... 905 00:52:03,833 --> 00:52:07,000 she changed her mind last minute, ran barefoot. 906 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,933 You know, it's embarrassing. Everyone's looking. 907 00:52:09,933 --> 00:52:12,166 She looks like a whacko from an institution. 908 00:52:12,166 --> 00:52:14,666 Okay, I'm confused about the timeline here. 909 00:52:14,666 --> 00:52:18,900 Okay, so you decided that you weren't gonna go this morning, right? 910 00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:22,733 Well, I was, but then I knew he was gonna get drunk... 911 00:52:22,733 --> 00:52:24,566 and I knew he couldn't pick me up drunk. 912 00:52:24,566 --> 00:52:26,666 So when you decided that you weren't gonna go... 913 00:52:26,666 --> 00:52:29,100 you just assumed he was gonna drink? 914 00:52:29,100 --> 00:52:31,033 No. I-- 915 00:52:31,033 --> 00:52:33,666 He was getting-- when I really decided not to go... 916 00:52:33,666 --> 00:52:34,966 he had already bought the alcohol. 917 00:52:34,966 --> 00:52:37,800 - You're busted. - No, I'm not! 918 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,633 I don't understand what's funny. 919 00:52:39,633 --> 00:52:44,000 Well, it's not exactly like I told you. 920 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,700 It's not how you told me at all. 921 00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:48,000 Well, it was close enough. 922 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,166 Okay, so the alcohol had been purchased at this point? 923 00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:51,700 - Yes. - Okay. 924 00:52:51,700 --> 00:52:53,533 So why did you purchase the alcohol? 925 00:52:53,533 --> 00:52:56,733 Because she was driving me crazy all morning... 926 00:52:56,733 --> 00:52:58,500 and I need something to calm me down... 927 00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:00,833 - before I knock her block off. - I think that's well put. 928 00:53:00,833 --> 00:53:04,200 But didn't you just make a large commitment to not drinking? 929 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,000 Yes, I did. 930 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,633 I made a commitment and I'm sticking to that commitment. 931 00:53:09,633 --> 00:53:12,166 I just fell down for a minute. 932 00:53:14,066 --> 00:53:16,733 Frank, you have a very important job interview today. 933 00:53:16,733 --> 00:53:19,900 I know, honey. Hey, Geej, you know that part... 934 00:53:19,900 --> 00:53:21,766 where you filmed me scratching my balls? 935 00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:23,100 Can you cut that out? 936 00:53:23,100 --> 00:53:25,233 I don't know what you're talking about. 937 00:53:25,233 --> 00:53:29,066 It's the ball scratching part. It's impolite, you know. 938 00:53:31,566 --> 00:53:36,500 Honey, don't look at me with those... teeth. 939 00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:44,866 - Can I ask you something? - Yes. 940 00:53:44,866 --> 00:53:46,866 What's changed around here? 941 00:53:46,866 --> 00:53:49,233 Well, you can't blame me, because he's drinking again. 942 00:53:49,233 --> 00:53:51,200 I could have taken you to that appointment, though. 943 00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:54,500 I didn't want to bug you, GJ.That's never stopped you before. 944 00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:59,133 I don't understand what's going on with all this dentist stuff. 945 00:53:59,133 --> 00:54:02,000 GJ, it's just not a good time right now. 946 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,666 I didn't want to tell you this, but I've been written up at work... 947 00:54:04,666 --> 00:54:06,800 and I can't be conked out from surgery. 948 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,866 Well, then forget this job. 949 00:54:08,866 --> 00:54:12,866 I still don't understand why you can't just go apply for new jobs. 950 00:54:12,866 --> 00:54:14,166 Why don't you apply at Art Center? 951 00:54:14,166 --> 00:54:18,033 Because I can't smile! I need confidence. 952 00:54:18,033 --> 00:54:19,766 Does anybody understand that? 953 00:54:19,766 --> 00:54:22,600 You need confidence to go to a goddamn job interview. 954 00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,200 Do you know there's like 5,000 people for every job? 955 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:28,100 In show business, you gotta have an edge! 956 00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:31,266 So nothing's changed, right? 957 00:54:31,266 --> 00:54:33,766 Isn't that what I said was gonna happen? 958 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,900 What's changed? 959 00:54:44,766 --> 00:54:47,366 I quit taking sedatives. 960 00:54:47,366 --> 00:54:52,800 I've been taking sedatives the whole time you've been filming. 961 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:56,766 Until last week, so I'm probably different now. 962 00:54:56,766 --> 00:55:00,033 - Have you been drinking, too? - No, of course not. 963 00:55:00,033 --> 00:55:02,966 After you-- you're taking sedatives after you told me... 964 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,300 that you were taking sedatives whenever we had the accident? 965 00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:06,800 What the hell? 966 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,833 I don't know how I thought that anything could ever be different with you. 967 00:55:08,833 --> 00:55:12,266 But it is, GJ!No, but nothing is different. Nothing's changed. 968 00:55:12,266 --> 00:55:14,166 - Listen, but it has! - No, it hasn't! 969 00:55:14,166 --> 00:55:16,633 And you're not being fair with me, GJ!Okay, you know what? 970 00:55:16,633 --> 00:55:19,900 I don't want to hear your-- I've heard all this crap for years now. 971 00:55:22,366 --> 00:55:25,333 Well, apparently this entire time... 972 00:55:25,333 --> 00:55:27,633 Cindy has been taking pills. 973 00:55:27,633 --> 00:55:30,700 Okay, so? 974 00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:33,366 So, that's a really big deal to me. 975 00:55:33,366 --> 00:55:37,933 Really, I mean, what did you expect? 976 00:55:37,933 --> 00:55:39,766 What did I expect? What do you mean? 977 00:55:39,766 --> 00:55:41,933 I expected her not to take pills. 978 00:55:41,933 --> 00:55:44,900 You're the one who's always saying that... 979 00:55:44,900 --> 00:55:47,400 people just do the same shit forever. 980 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:51,066 Bullshit! She stopped drinking. Of course, people change. 981 00:55:51,066 --> 00:55:53,700 - Probably not, though. - Yes, she did. What the fuck? 982 00:55:53,700 --> 00:55:55,400 I don't understand. Is it really so bad to have a little hope... 983 00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:58,100 every once in a while or should I just write everybody off. 984 00:55:58,100 --> 00:56:01,266 That sounds like a great idea. What a great way to live. 985 00:56:01,266 --> 00:56:03,333 Why are you freaking out? 986 00:56:03,333 --> 00:56:06,833 Because I'm calling you about-- Okay... I've changed. 987 00:56:06,833 --> 00:56:08,266 Okay. 988 00:56:08,266 --> 00:56:10,666 I'm not doing the stuff that I used to. 989 00:56:10,666 --> 00:56:12,100 I'm sure. 990 00:56:13,366 --> 00:56:16,033 Okay. Yeah. I'm not. 991 00:56:16,033 --> 00:56:17,700 I'm not seeing other girls. 992 00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:20,100 I'm not doing any of that stuff. I don't get it. 993 00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:22,000 Why would you be doing this with me... 994 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,433 if you think that I'm messing around? 995 00:56:23,433 --> 00:56:26,100 I don't know. I don't know. 996 00:56:26,100 --> 00:56:29,233 Um, because I haven't thought it through. 997 00:56:29,233 --> 00:56:32,266 Because I don't-- maybe I'm fucking up. 998 00:56:34,900 --> 00:56:38,033 Oh, okay, so you're fucking up. 999 00:56:38,033 --> 00:56:42,833 I like you GJ, but I'll never trust you. I'm not a moron. 1000 00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:44,700 What do you mean you're not a moron? 1001 00:56:44,700 --> 00:56:46,700 Because I've been so honest with you? 1002 00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:48,733 You know what, hey, you know what? Do whatever you want. 1003 00:56:48,733 --> 00:56:50,833 Don't do anything you're gonna regret, all right? 1004 00:56:50,833 --> 00:56:54,033 I suck. Everybody sucks. The end. 1005 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,400 Open the door! 1006 00:57:09,266 --> 00:57:11,233 I can't do this. 1007 00:57:11,233 --> 00:57:13,300 Go, go, go, go, go. 1008 00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:20,900 Frank! 1009 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,400 Hey... what's up? 1010 00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,333 Um, Kate, this is Melissa, a friend of mine. 1011 00:57:33,333 --> 00:57:34,500 Melissa, this is Kate. 1012 00:57:34,500 --> 00:57:36,066 Nice to meet you, Kate. 1013 00:57:36,066 --> 00:57:39,266 - Well, I should be going to work. - Right. Yeah. 1014 00:57:39,266 --> 00:57:40,933 - All right, bye. - Okay. 1015 00:57:40,933 --> 00:57:43,000 - I'll see you soon? - All right. 1016 00:57:47,466 --> 00:57:49,466 So, were you just in the neighborhood? 1017 00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:53,800 No, actually, I felt bad about what I said... 1018 00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,800 and... 1019 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,066 I was gonna give you that CD. 1020 00:57:58,066 --> 00:58:00,266 Kate, she's just a friend of mine. 1021 00:58:00,266 --> 00:58:03,866 I told you, I'm not stupid, GJ. Actually, I am. 1022 00:58:03,866 --> 00:58:07,233 - I'm a-- I'm a fucking idiot. - I'm not lying, Kate. 1023 00:58:14,033 --> 00:58:15,866 This movie is a lot of stress on me! 1024 00:58:15,866 --> 00:58:17,033 Oh, so take your estrogen. 1025 00:58:17,033 --> 00:58:19,033 I did. Take some more. 1026 00:58:19,033 --> 00:58:20,800 I don't care. I really don't care. It's not my problem. 1027 00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,366 Well, I didn't say it was your fucking problem, shithead. 1028 00:58:23,366 --> 00:58:25,966 - I didn't ask you for shit. - You're the star, okay? 1029 00:58:25,966 --> 00:58:27,833 I don't want anything to do with this. All right? 1030 00:58:27,833 --> 00:58:29,166 Get that thing out of my face. I'm not filming. 1031 00:58:29,166 --> 00:58:30,800 - You owe him. - No. I'm done filming. 1032 00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,400 - Okay? Really. No, no. - You owe him, mister. 1033 00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:36,033 You shut up. Let me talk. Okay? Sit down. Sit down. 1034 00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,466 What are you trying to accomplish here, GJ? 1035 00:58:43,866 --> 00:58:45,866 I'm making a biography. 1036 00:58:45,866 --> 00:58:49,566 - Of what? - Of my life. 1037 00:58:49,566 --> 00:58:51,533 Of our lives. 1038 00:58:51,533 --> 00:58:54,266 Don't you think you have - enough footage? - Leave him alone. 1039 00:58:54,266 --> 00:58:56,833 I don't like everyone knowing our business. Originally, the idea was... 1040 00:58:56,833 --> 00:58:59,400 Oh, who cares? Who are these fucking people? 1041 00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:00,866 Shut up! 1042 00:59:03,033 --> 00:59:06,266 You're really pissing me off. And there's no reason for that. 1043 00:59:09,933 --> 00:59:12,266 What is it that is so great about your life that... 1044 00:59:12,266 --> 00:59:14,133 you think you need to be filming in the house all the time? 1045 00:59:14,133 --> 00:59:16,333 What kind of question is that? 1046 00:59:16,333 --> 00:59:19,300 You see, the movie is stressing your mother out and she's taking it out on me. 1047 00:59:19,300 --> 00:59:21,633 No, I'm not stressed out. Let's go clean up the backyard. 1048 00:59:21,633 --> 00:59:23,866 It's not some fucking picture show, you know? 1049 00:59:23,866 --> 00:59:26,500 I mean, what are you doing with your life, GJ? 1050 00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:28,333 How are you making money? 1051 00:59:28,333 --> 00:59:30,033 Aren't you a little bit old to be living in the house? 1052 00:59:30,033 --> 00:59:31,900 I thought you were a genius? 1053 00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:35,033 I think you should be killed! Talking to him like that. 1054 00:59:35,033 --> 00:59:37,966 Isn't your whole goal to make me look like an asshole? 1055 00:59:37,966 --> 00:59:40,466 I fucking hate you, okay? 1056 00:59:40,466 --> 00:59:45,400 I hate every fucking fat bone in your body. 1057 00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,333 Fuck it. 1058 00:59:51,100 --> 00:59:54,133 Don't you follow me. Don't follow me. 1059 00:59:54,133 --> 00:59:56,366 Don't you follow me. 1060 00:59:56,366 --> 00:59:59,266 After you spent all of his money buying all this goddamn equipment. 1061 00:59:59,266 --> 01:00:02,266 The equipment is shit! You get that thing out of my face. 1062 01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:03,266 What the fuck! 1063 01:00:05,966 --> 01:00:07,400 It's okay, GJ. 1064 01:00:20,333 --> 01:00:25,133 ♪ I know what I need is 1065 01:00:25,133 --> 01:00:29,633 ♪ But I'm having such a hard hard time ♪ 1066 01:00:29,633 --> 01:00:37,066 ♪ Pray for me and are you giving me ♪ 1067 01:00:37,066 --> 01:00:41,466 ♪ Is the same sunlight 1068 01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:54,400 ♪ You my friend 1069 01:00:54,400 --> 01:01:01,200 ♪ I've forsaken you yet again 1070 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:06,066 ♪ Know up in the dark 1071 01:01:06,066 --> 01:01:11,600 ♪ We still reach out with your good hand ♪ 1072 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:15,433 ♪ You still reach out to me 1073 01:01:15,433 --> 01:01:17,433 Agh! 1074 01:01:17,433 --> 01:01:19,633 Hey, Dad. 1075 01:01:19,633 --> 01:01:22,366 GJ! 1076 01:01:22,366 --> 01:01:24,966 Glad to see you finally came to your senses, man. 1077 01:01:26,233 --> 01:01:27,366 Yeah. 1078 01:01:35,666 --> 01:01:39,133 Come on in, man. Hurry up, so the cats don't get out. 1079 01:01:39,133 --> 01:01:42,300 Okay. It smells like a tuna melt in here. 1080 01:01:42,300 --> 01:01:44,333 - What's that? - Nothing. 1081 01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:46,733 All right. This is it, man. 1082 01:01:46,733 --> 01:01:50,633 That's the guitars. That's the video equipment. 1083 01:01:50,633 --> 01:01:53,100 - Nice. - And that's that. 1084 01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:55,533 There's the cats around. Well, there's Tiny... 1085 01:01:55,533 --> 01:01:59,733 right here under the table. Tiny is a little warrior, man. 1086 01:01:59,733 --> 01:02:02,366 Did you know that we have warrior blood in our family? Did you know that? 1087 01:02:02,366 --> 01:02:04,733 I think, yeah, I remember you telling me that last time. 1088 01:02:04,733 --> 01:02:07,233 This is, I don't know whose cat it is. 1089 01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:14,200 You know, you just might be better than Frank. 1090 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,366 I am definitely better than Frank. 1091 01:02:16,366 --> 01:02:20,166 - I'm better than Frank. - Mm-hm, that's right. 1092 01:02:20,166 --> 01:02:22,133 - Frank stanks. - Yeah, he does. 1093 01:02:22,133 --> 01:02:24,633 - Frank stanks. Hey, what's up? - Oh! 1094 01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:28,533 How's it going with the girls? 1095 01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:34,100 Oh, that's a long story filled with many sides. 1096 01:02:36,866 --> 01:02:41,066 I've actually, I've hiked up all these hills. 1097 01:02:41,066 --> 01:02:45,266 I've hiked up all the hills in the mountains of any significance around here. 1098 01:02:45,266 --> 01:02:47,600 Boom-block! Boom-block! 1099 01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:50,666 X-block. It's all about the X-block. 1100 01:02:50,666 --> 01:02:54,500 Gotta use the X-block, right? You gotta run some distraction, too. 1101 01:02:54,500 --> 01:02:58,433 Hey, buddy. What are you talking about? I don't want to fight. 1102 01:02:58,433 --> 01:03:01,566 What do you mean what's up with my hands? What? Boom! 1103 01:03:03,533 --> 01:03:05,200 Fight's over. 1104 01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,200 Come on. 1105 01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,766 - Is your foot okay? - No. 1106 01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:21,133 - Honey swirl penis. - Nice. 1107 01:03:21,133 --> 01:03:25,766 Uh, petrified mammalian tusk. 1108 01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:29,733 That's a baby dinobite. 1109 01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:36,366 How did you and my mom meet? 1110 01:03:36,366 --> 01:03:41,400 It was a trap. We had a great time at first. Beautiful. 1111 01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:44,700 I mean, we would party all the time, play music. 1112 01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:47,666 And she was a sex machine, man. 1113 01:03:47,666 --> 01:03:50,866 No, I'm serious. The best I ever had. The best. 1114 01:03:50,866 --> 01:03:52,800 Maybe leave that part out, I think. 1115 01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,766 It's an important part. 1116 01:03:54,766 --> 01:03:56,633 - Well, I don't know. - I mean, we would go for days. Days. 1117 01:03:56,633 --> 01:03:58,833 Bottom line, she just wanted my genes. 1118 01:03:58,833 --> 01:04:00,633 She had it all planned out. 1119 01:04:00,633 --> 01:04:03,900 As soon as you were born, she was fucking out of there. 1120 01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:06,866 Wizard-head Decepticon. 1121 01:04:06,866 --> 01:04:09,900 But you cheated on her and... 1122 01:04:09,900 --> 01:04:12,566 were doing drugs and stuff, right? 1123 01:04:12,566 --> 01:04:14,833 I don't know. You don't have to believe everything your mother says. 1124 01:04:14,833 --> 01:04:17,200 Yeah, but I mean, you probably did a lot of it, right? 1125 01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:18,866 What about what I was putting up with? 1126 01:04:18,866 --> 01:04:21,533 Cindy is crazy. She would drink all day. 1127 01:04:21,533 --> 01:04:23,233 But she actually stopped drinking. 1128 01:04:23,233 --> 01:04:25,466 - Oh, again? - Yeah, she really did. 1129 01:04:25,466 --> 01:04:27,900 That's the only reason why I can live in that house for more than 5 minutes. 1130 01:04:27,900 --> 01:04:30,433 And actually, since she stopped drinking, I kinda... 1131 01:04:30,433 --> 01:04:34,933 I don't know, I kinda like being around her a little bit. 1132 01:04:34,933 --> 01:04:38,433 - So why you up here? - Because of Frank. 1133 01:04:38,433 --> 01:04:41,666 Frank's a good guy. He's all right. 1134 01:04:41,666 --> 01:04:43,833 What do you mean, Frank is an all right guy? 1135 01:04:43,833 --> 01:04:46,400 I mean, like it's amazing that he puts up with her. 1136 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:48,333 - He's never had a job. - Okay. 1137 01:04:48,333 --> 01:04:49,933 All right? He's had a bunch of affairs. 1138 01:04:49,933 --> 01:04:53,466 She's been with him the whole time and taking care of him. 1139 01:04:53,466 --> 01:04:55,833 I mean, I hear ya. I hear ya. 1140 01:04:55,833 --> 01:04:57,400 But I mean, they've been together 20 years. 1141 01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,766 - I mean, years. - They're miserable! 1142 01:04:59,766 --> 01:05:01,366 They must be doing - something right. - They're trapped! They're trapped. 1143 01:05:01,366 --> 01:05:03,600 They're miserable. They are co-dependent and... 1144 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:05,300 they're too weak to leave. That's all it is. 1145 01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:07,233 Look, I don't know. 1146 01:05:07,233 --> 01:05:10,300 I don't know their life. I mean, I can't judge them. 1147 01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:13,366 I mean, you think relationships are a trap? 1148 01:05:13,366 --> 01:05:16,700 Look at me. I thought I could go it myself forever. 1149 01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:21,266 And now I'm stuck in Needles, California... the asshole of the earth. 1150 01:05:21,266 --> 01:05:24,533 I'm trying to make friends at a fucking gas station. 1151 01:05:24,533 --> 01:05:27,000 I mean, you know what that's like? "Hey, buddy, what's up?" 1152 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:30,500 "What kind of Slurpee you like? Really, you like the cherry? I kind of like the Coke one." 1153 01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:32,466 Shit. 1154 01:05:36,033 --> 01:05:38,800 But that book you wrote. And all the women and-- 1155 01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:41,566 - Yeah. - You slept with all the-- 1156 01:05:41,566 --> 01:05:43,800 Yeah, I did. I slept with a lot of women. 1157 01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:46,533 There you go. That's--It's not worth shit. 1158 01:05:46,533 --> 01:05:49,466 This is what I got now. You know? This is what I got. 1159 01:05:49,466 --> 01:05:51,266 I got my cats. I got Tiny. 1160 01:05:51,266 --> 01:05:53,000 I got Trouble. I got Sasha. 1161 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:56,433 And, you know, honestly, I'm probably gonna die in that trailer... 1162 01:05:56,433 --> 01:06:00,566 and my cats are gonna end up eating me. I don't know. 1163 01:06:25,866 --> 01:06:28,333 Where are you going? You leaving? 1164 01:06:28,333 --> 01:06:30,933 I had a job interview... 1165 01:06:30,933 --> 01:06:33,433 and they called me and I think I have to get home. 1166 01:06:33,433 --> 01:06:36,866 I thought we were gonna tool around and, you know, shoot some cans. 1167 01:06:36,866 --> 01:06:40,533 Yeah, I think next time we're gonna have to do that. 1168 01:06:40,533 --> 01:06:43,333 I get it. 1169 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:47,633 You know, I'll give you a ride, if you promise to pick up the phone sometimes. 1170 01:06:47,633 --> 01:06:51,666 Let me talk for about 30 minutes each time... 1171 01:06:51,666 --> 01:06:55,766 about whatever I want to talk about. 1172 01:06:55,766 --> 01:06:57,533 - I'll do that, yeah. - Really? 1173 01:06:57,533 --> 01:06:58,800 I really will. 1174 01:07:10,700 --> 01:07:13,833 Hey, it's Kate. Leave a message. 1175 01:07:39,966 --> 01:07:42,633 Hi, sweetheart. 1176 01:07:42,633 --> 01:07:45,100 Do you just sense whenever I'm here? 1177 01:07:45,100 --> 01:07:47,133 Well, it's the dawn of a new era. 1178 01:07:47,133 --> 01:07:48,500 You don't have to say all that. 1179 01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:50,033 - No, a whole-- No, no. - No, I know. 1180 01:07:50,033 --> 01:07:51,866 - You gotta hear me out. - Just hear me out for a second. 1181 01:07:51,866 --> 01:07:54,766 I think that the old version of me... 1182 01:07:54,766 --> 01:07:56,900 would expect that something different would happen. 1183 01:07:56,900 --> 01:07:59,600 Especially after everything that went down the other night. 1184 01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:03,633 But I think I know better now. 1185 01:08:03,633 --> 01:08:07,833 I don't know what it is that you and Frank have. I think Frank is an ass... 1186 01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:10,400 but if it works for you and if it makes you happy... 1187 01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:12,666 No, it doesn't make me happy. 1188 01:08:12,666 --> 01:08:16,166 Then I think the best thing for me to do is just stop getting involved. 1189 01:08:16,166 --> 01:08:18,899 Honey, where'd you put the trash bags? 1190 01:08:18,899 --> 01:08:21,166 Aren't they in the downstairs cabinet? 1191 01:08:21,166 --> 01:08:23,733 No, I looked in the downstairs cabinet. Are you filming up there? 1192 01:08:23,733 --> 01:08:25,166 I asked him. Do not want him filming. 1193 01:08:25,166 --> 01:08:28,600 No. He's not filming, fucking shithead! 1194 01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,466 He's still mad? 1195 01:08:30,466 --> 01:08:32,633 He didn't even apologize for breaking my camera. 1196 01:08:32,633 --> 01:08:35,466 No, no, no. He said he fixed it. It's in there. 1197 01:08:35,466 --> 01:08:37,100 He still doesn't want to be filmed and he's... 1198 01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:39,966 you know, he's not speaking to me and wants a divorce, but-- 1199 01:08:39,966 --> 01:08:42,933 Anyway, listen, I've got a plan. 1200 01:08:42,933 --> 01:08:44,866 Three words. 1201 01:08:44,866 --> 01:08:49,166 OXO. Reunion. Concert. 1202 01:08:49,166 --> 01:08:52,166 Here's the deal. You need a big ending. 1203 01:08:52,166 --> 01:08:55,433 You gotta finish this project and it's just gotta be big. 1204 01:08:55,433 --> 01:08:57,733 - I'm not filming anymore. - What? 1205 01:08:57,733 --> 01:09:00,200 - Yeah, I just... I'm not. - No. 1206 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:01,866 I just decided, I think that... No. No, no, no, no. Honey... 1207 01:09:01,866 --> 01:09:04,133 it interferes too much. It just provokes you guys and-- 1208 01:09:04,133 --> 01:09:06,566 You were so happy, GJ. You were so happy. 1209 01:09:06,566 --> 01:09:08,633 You were coming in here all the time. You were getting on the computer... 1210 01:09:08,633 --> 01:09:10,133 telling me how many hits you got. 1211 01:09:10,133 --> 01:09:13,433 You gotta finish this project. And it's gotta be big. 1212 01:09:13,433 --> 01:09:16,600 And I've got the hook that's gonna make everybody want to see your movie. 1213 01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:20,466 'Cause it can't just be, you know, two people like bickering back and forth. 1214 01:09:20,466 --> 01:09:23,566 I mean, you gotta have like lights and crowds... 1215 01:09:23,566 --> 01:09:27,800 and-- and people and explosions. 1216 01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:30,566 Listen, I've been in contact with Orlando. 1217 01:09:30,566 --> 01:09:33,566 Don't tell him that. 'Cause I dated him too, you know. 1218 01:09:33,566 --> 01:09:36,933 He said that he's up for doing this... like a big show. 1219 01:09:36,933 --> 01:09:39,733 And all the money will be to pay you back. 1220 01:09:39,733 --> 01:09:40,966 Everything. 1221 01:09:40,966 --> 01:09:42,899 How are you even gonna do that? 1222 01:09:42,899 --> 01:09:45,700 You and Frank aren't even - talking right now. - No. 1223 01:09:45,700 --> 01:09:49,866 That'll work out. I mean, come on. Visualize it. 1224 01:09:49,866 --> 01:09:54,633 Frank up there rocking out in all his fat glory. 1225 01:09:56,532 --> 01:09:57,900 Yeah, that would be pretty good. 1226 01:09:57,900 --> 01:09:59,166 Yes. 1227 01:09:59,166 --> 01:10:02,966 Can you get Frank on board? 1228 01:10:02,966 --> 01:10:09,833 ♪ Marie Provost did not look her best ♪ 1229 01:10:09,833 --> 01:10:14,633 ♪ The day the cops bust into her lonely nest ♪ 1230 01:10:14,633 --> 01:10:17,733 Hey, it's Kate. Leave a message. 1231 01:10:17,733 --> 01:10:22,966 ♪ Above Hollywood West July 29 ♪ 1232 01:10:22,966 --> 01:10:26,133 ♪ She'd been lying there for two or three weeks ♪ 1233 01:10:26,133 --> 01:10:29,233 ♪ Neighbors said they never heard a squeak ♪ 1234 01:10:29,233 --> 01:10:33,266 ♪ For hungry eyes that could not speak ♪ 1235 01:10:33,266 --> 01:10:35,766 ♪ Said even little doggie's have got to eat ♪ 1236 01:10:35,766 --> 01:10:42,266 ♪ She was a winner that became the doggie's dinner ♪ 1237 01:10:42,266 --> 01:10:45,733 ♪ She never meant that much to me ♪ 1238 01:10:45,733 --> 01:10:48,900 ♪ Woe poor Marie 1239 01:10:52,266 --> 01:10:54,733 ♪ Marie Provost was a movie queen ♪ 1240 01:10:54,733 --> 01:10:58,233 ♪ Mysterious angel of the silent screen ♪ 1241 01:10:58,233 --> 01:11:02,333 ♪ And run like the wind the nation's young men steam ♪ 1242 01:11:02,333 --> 01:11:05,200 ♪ When Marie crossed the silent screen ♪ 1243 01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:08,800 ♪ Oh she came out west from New York ♪ 1244 01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:12,600 ♪ But when the talkies came Marie just couldn't cope ♪ 1245 01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:16,100 ♪ Her public said Marie take a walk ♪ 1246 01:11:16,100 --> 01:11:18,933 ♪ All the way back to New York ♪ 1247 01:11:18,933 --> 01:11:25,233 ♪ She was a winner that became the doggy's dinner ♪ 1248 01:11:25,233 --> 01:11:28,133 ♪ She never meant that much to me ♪ 1249 01:11:28,133 --> 01:11:30,600 Geej, look, just blame it on me. I mean... 1250 01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:33,166 I'll say that she was a friend from work... 1251 01:11:33,166 --> 01:11:35,032 and that you didn't want her to stay there... 1252 01:11:35,032 --> 01:11:37,200 but she had so much to drink, that I insisted. 1253 01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,032 And that it just looked more than it was. 1254 01:11:39,032 --> 01:11:41,766 I mean, if you love this girl, then-- 1255 01:11:41,766 --> 01:11:47,100 I mean, you don't love her, right? 1256 01:11:47,100 --> 01:11:51,266 I mean, yeah, I have the love chemicals. I have that going on... 1257 01:11:51,266 --> 01:11:54,933 but that's over in 18 to 24 months, so... 1258 01:11:54,933 --> 01:11:58,000 I'm gonna be just fine. 1259 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,066 Is that a joke? 1260 01:12:00,066 --> 01:12:03,900 I messed up, you know? Whatever. I have to deal with that. 1261 01:12:03,900 --> 01:12:05,866 Okay. 1262 01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:18,900 You're calling this a cancer benefit? 1263 01:12:18,900 --> 01:12:23,133 That's just to get people in the door. Come on. 1264 01:12:23,133 --> 01:12:25,233 That's fucked up. 1265 01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:33,100 "How many beers have you had?" Who cares. What's one? 1266 01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:34,833 This movie is a lot of stress on me. 1267 01:12:34,833 --> 01:12:36,000 So take your estrogen. 1268 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,333 I did. Take some more. 1269 01:12:38,333 --> 01:12:41,100 I don't care. I really don't care. It's not my problem. 1270 01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:44,166 Well, I didn't say it was your fucking problem, shithead. I didn't ask-- 1271 01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:47,966 Oh, you're the one who's bugging me. 1272 01:12:47,966 --> 01:12:49,933 You're the one who came in and said, you know... 1273 01:12:49,933 --> 01:12:53,100 "How many beers have you had?" Who cares. What's one? 1274 01:12:53,100 --> 01:12:54,833 This movie is a lot of stress on me. 1275 01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:57,200 So take your estrogen. I did. 1276 01:12:57,200 --> 01:13:00,133 - Leave me alone. - Oh, you're the one who's bugging me. 1277 01:13:00,133 --> 01:13:01,866 You're the one who came in and said, you know... 1278 01:13:01,866 --> 01:13:04,700 "How many beers have you had?" Who cares. 1279 01:13:41,900 --> 01:13:45,266 All right, pie. 1280 01:13:45,266 --> 01:13:47,266 Thank you. 1281 01:13:47,266 --> 01:13:50,266 You're welcome. There you go. Anything else for you guys? 1282 01:13:50,266 --> 01:13:53,333 No? No more? Okay. 1283 01:13:53,333 --> 01:13:56,166 Sorry about the wait. I've been-- 1284 01:14:00,166 --> 01:14:02,300 Hi. 1285 01:14:02,300 --> 01:14:04,300 What's up? 1286 01:14:04,300 --> 01:14:06,066 How you doing? 1287 01:14:07,866 --> 01:14:09,166 Do you like my thyme boutonniere? 1288 01:14:09,166 --> 01:14:10,766 You look like an idiot. 1289 01:14:10,766 --> 01:14:12,933 Thank you. I agree. 1290 01:14:12,933 --> 01:14:15,500 You must feel like pretty shitty working here... 1291 01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:18,900 after going to college at like 10. 1292 01:14:18,900 --> 01:14:21,400 You know what? The truth of it is, I'm getting used to it. 1293 01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:25,500 I love mayonnaise and I go home every night... 1294 01:14:25,500 --> 01:14:29,466 smelling like mayonnaise, so it's just an additional perk. 1295 01:14:29,466 --> 01:14:31,500 What are you gonna do, you know? 1296 01:14:33,566 --> 01:14:38,366 Well, I came here 'cause I wanted to tell you that... 1297 01:14:38,366 --> 01:14:42,200 I like that video you made for Manly Shit. 1298 01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:44,766 - You did? - Yeah, it was really cool. 1299 01:14:44,766 --> 01:14:47,266 That took me like a week and a half. I was-- 1300 01:14:47,266 --> 01:14:49,466 Shit... my manager just looked at me. 1301 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,366 So did you come here just to see me? 1302 01:14:55,366 --> 01:14:58,532 Your mom called me actually. 1303 01:14:58,532 --> 01:15:04,866 She wanted me to invite all my friends to the cancer benefit. 1304 01:15:04,866 --> 01:15:07,800 Oh, my god. I'm really sorry. 1305 01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:11,233 We mostly talked about you. 1306 01:15:11,233 --> 01:15:13,166 What'd she say? 1307 01:15:13,166 --> 01:15:20,333 She said that you were desperate and lonely and-- 1308 01:15:20,333 --> 01:15:23,933 She basically painted this whole sob story. 1309 01:15:23,933 --> 01:15:27,833 Told me the only reason she gave birth to you is... 1310 01:15:27,833 --> 01:15:33,433 because she had to spend the abortion money on the electric bill. 1311 01:15:41,233 --> 01:15:43,933 Oh, man, that's-- 1312 01:15:43,933 --> 01:15:46,466 It's shitty. 1313 01:15:48,333 --> 01:15:51,133 I haven't heard that one before. 1314 01:15:54,100 --> 01:15:57,100 So, friends? 1315 01:15:57,100 --> 01:15:59,300 There's something I need you to do. 1316 01:15:59,300 --> 01:16:01,933 What? 1317 01:16:03,666 --> 01:16:06,900 Tell me the truth about what happened the other night. 1318 01:16:06,900 --> 01:16:11,066 - What are you talking about? - You fucked another girl. 1319 01:16:11,066 --> 01:16:15,266 I need you to say that to my - face. - I don't understand why you're saying that. 1320 01:16:15,266 --> 01:16:17,532 You don't know what I-- you could have all this wrong. 1321 01:16:17,532 --> 01:16:20,400 You really have no idea what - happened the other night. - GJ. 1322 01:16:23,566 --> 01:16:27,300 I don't know why you're - doing this. - Just fucking say it. 1323 01:16:27,300 --> 01:16:28,833 All right. 1324 01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:33,666 Bye. 1325 01:16:37,566 --> 01:16:38,933 Okay. 1326 01:16:41,700 --> 01:16:43,900 I fucked another girl. 1327 01:16:45,300 --> 01:16:47,266 Fuck. 1328 01:16:56,233 --> 01:16:59,133 Okay. Okay. 1329 01:16:59,133 --> 01:17:02,400 I needed to hear that. 1330 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:05,166 I'm not gonna make any excuses. 1331 01:17:05,166 --> 01:17:07,400 That's what I would do right now and I'm not gonna do that. 1332 01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:10,633 I'm just really, really, really, really, really sorry. 1333 01:17:10,633 --> 01:17:14,233 I've been pointing my fingers at all these people... 1334 01:17:14,233 --> 01:17:18,066 and all along, I've just been doing the most despicable shit. 1335 01:17:21,300 --> 01:17:22,366 Okay. 1336 01:17:26,266 --> 01:17:28,233 I really want to put my arms around you right now... 1337 01:17:28,233 --> 01:17:31,266 but I know I don't deserve to. 1338 01:17:31,266 --> 01:17:36,200 No, you don't really, but... fuck it. 1339 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:43,233 I'm really, really sorry. 1340 01:17:43,233 --> 01:17:47,000 I know you probably don't believe that, but I... 1341 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,300 I really am. 1342 01:17:51,433 --> 01:17:53,666 I fucked my ex-boyfriend. 1343 01:17:57,532 --> 01:18:00,333 You're talking about dog penis? 1344 01:18:00,333 --> 01:18:02,032 Yeah. 1345 01:18:02,032 --> 01:18:06,000 - When did you do that? - It doesn't matter. 1346 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:08,000 But I guess we're even. 1347 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:11,366 We're really awesome people, aren't we? 1348 01:18:17,333 --> 01:18:22,366 So, friends or...? 1349 01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:28,166 We'll see. 1350 01:18:34,300 --> 01:18:36,433 Hi, honey. 1351 01:18:36,433 --> 01:18:37,466 Hi. 1352 01:18:39,633 --> 01:18:42,532 Oh, you look tired. 1353 01:18:42,532 --> 01:18:44,466 I'm all right. 1354 01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:51,433 What? 1355 01:18:56,133 --> 01:18:57,733 Come on. 1356 01:19:00,466 --> 01:19:02,200 What's going on with Frank? 1357 01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:05,566 I smoked him out with a pizza last night. 1358 01:19:05,566 --> 01:19:09,166 He was incommunicado and once I said-- 1359 01:19:09,166 --> 01:19:10,700 He goes, "What's in the--" and then finally, I said... 1360 01:19:10,700 --> 01:19:12,566 "Well, I think I'm gonna get a-- "What's to eat?" 1361 01:19:12,566 --> 01:19:14,566 I said, "I think I'm getting a pizza." 1362 01:19:14,566 --> 01:19:17,266 And all of a sudden, he came right out of there. 1363 01:19:17,266 --> 01:19:20,233 So he's writing some tracks for the big show... 1364 01:19:20,233 --> 01:19:24,166 and I think he might be amenable to one last interview. 1365 01:19:24,166 --> 01:19:26,400 With a few more pizzas. 1366 01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,700 Did you force him into this somehow? 1367 01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:33,133 No. He wants to do it, but I think he's nervous. 1368 01:19:33,133 --> 01:19:37,066 But he knows there is some element of parody to this, doesn't he? 1369 01:19:37,066 --> 01:19:38,733 Even if he suspects it... 1370 01:19:38,733 --> 01:19:41,466 he doesn't think it's gonna be that way. 1371 01:19:41,466 --> 01:19:43,633 I mean, he thinks he's gonna rock it. 1372 01:19:43,633 --> 01:19:46,733 - And I mean, rock it! - Don't get him mad now. 1373 01:19:46,733 --> 01:19:50,166 Honey, would you like some more cereal? 1374 01:19:50,166 --> 01:19:53,433 - Not hungry. - Jesus. 1375 01:19:53,433 --> 01:19:57,100 I have to be really nice to him. 1376 01:19:57,100 --> 01:19:59,166 Okay. 1377 01:19:59,166 --> 01:20:03,400 - So tomorrow's the big event. - Yeah. 1378 01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:07,400 First time I've played live in 20 years. Fucking A! 1379 01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:09,866 So you're not gonna back out, are you? 1380 01:20:09,866 --> 01:20:13,566 No. No. Happy to play for your friends, you know? 1381 01:20:13,566 --> 01:20:16,166 What? About, it's gonna be to 10 people or something, right? 1382 01:20:16,166 --> 01:20:18,200 It's just like a-- the motherfucking thing is bright, man. 1383 01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:21,166 How about that? Is that better? Is that in your face less? 1384 01:20:21,166 --> 01:20:23,500 Is that good? A little lower? 1385 01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:25,766 Why are you catering to me so much, man? 1386 01:20:25,766 --> 01:20:31,500 Um, I don't know, because we have to do this interview. 1387 01:20:31,500 --> 01:20:35,600 I'm fat. My teeth are ugly. I'm old. 1388 01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:40,366 But I'm happy, Geej. You know, I'm happy in my misery. Right, Geej? 1389 01:20:40,366 --> 01:20:46,300 Okay, so... if you could somehow take advantage of this documentary... 1390 01:20:46,300 --> 01:20:50,800 and give a message to the entire world, what would it be? 1391 01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:54,433 Lead or follow... 1392 01:20:54,433 --> 01:20:56,600 or get the fuck out of the way. 1393 01:20:56,600 --> 01:20:58,333 That's my message. 1394 01:20:58,333 --> 01:21:02,333 Lead or follow... 1395 01:21:02,333 --> 01:21:05,633 or get the fuck out of the way. 1396 01:21:05,633 --> 01:21:08,933 Cool. Yeah. 1397 01:21:08,933 --> 01:21:12,566 Um, I wanted to ask you about something. 1398 01:21:16,666 --> 01:21:18,866 Is my mom drinking again? 1399 01:21:20,866 --> 01:21:22,166 No. 1400 01:21:22,166 --> 01:21:24,733 Is that why you quit the documentary? 1401 01:21:24,733 --> 01:21:27,532 No, no, no, no. It's all me. 1402 01:21:27,532 --> 01:21:29,600 I'm the drunken asshole in the house. 1403 01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:32,466 Okay. Well, I just-- I wanted to say that... 1404 01:21:32,466 --> 01:21:35,866 if you quit the documentary because she's drinking and... 1405 01:21:35,866 --> 01:21:38,633 you took the heat for that, I just wanted to say that... 1406 01:21:38,633 --> 01:21:41,366 I appreciate it. 1407 01:21:41,366 --> 01:21:43,733 GJ, I promise you, it's all under control. 1408 01:21:43,733 --> 01:21:45,200 There's nothing to worry about. 1409 01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:47,866 - Okay? I got it. - Okay. 1410 01:21:49,300 --> 01:21:51,500 Okay, moving on. 1411 01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:57,833 One thing that I think... 1412 01:21:57,833 --> 01:22:02,500 was a major event in my adolescence was the whole... 1413 01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:08,800 the suicide attempt that was... 1414 01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:13,233 You know... I just think we have yet to discuss it. It was such a... 1415 01:22:13,233 --> 01:22:14,400 Well, then maybe we should talk about it. 1416 01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:17,266 I mean, I considered talking about it. 1417 01:22:17,266 --> 01:22:19,866 Well, what happened was... 1418 01:22:24,966 --> 01:22:28,466 I took these drugs that didn't agree with me. All right? 1419 01:22:28,466 --> 01:22:30,366 First of all, I can't take pills. Okay? 1420 01:22:30,366 --> 01:22:32,966 The only pills I can take are... 1421 01:22:32,966 --> 01:22:36,300 Black Beauty, Quaalude, Vicodin. 1422 01:22:36,300 --> 01:22:38,566 Man, that shit is good. 1423 01:22:38,566 --> 01:22:42,266 Speed is wonderful, you know? 1424 01:22:42,266 --> 01:22:44,566 Black Beauty... 1425 01:22:44,566 --> 01:22:49,666 Oh, yeah, so my brother-in-law came over... 1426 01:22:49,666 --> 01:22:53,300 and he's, "Let's play some pool." You know, and he had some coke. 1427 01:22:53,300 --> 01:22:55,466 I was like, "Yeah, yeah, that'll wake me up." 1428 01:22:55,466 --> 01:22:57,700 And so I did that on top of the pills I'd already taken. 1429 01:22:57,700 --> 01:23:03,500 You know, and then I came home and I was not in a good mood. 1430 01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:06,966 And I was just so sad and depressed. 1431 01:23:06,966 --> 01:23:14,300 And I felt like I have been the doom of my life. 1432 01:23:14,300 --> 01:23:17,600 Of myself, of my family... 1433 01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:20,866 of everything that I wanted to accomplish. 1434 01:23:20,866 --> 01:23:25,500 I am the key to fucking everything up. 1435 01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:29,366 And so I... 1436 01:23:29,366 --> 01:23:33,532 I kinda punished myself and... 1437 01:23:33,532 --> 01:23:38,600 eventually, I trashed the apartment. 1438 01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:41,633 You know? And if I remember correctly... 1439 01:23:41,633 --> 01:23:47,433 I-- I picked up that sword that you had. 1440 01:23:47,433 --> 01:23:50,466 The Indiana Jones sword that you eventually sold... 1441 01:23:50,466 --> 01:23:56,032 and I asked you to kill me. 1442 01:23:56,032 --> 01:24:00,000 And I positioned it to my chest... 1443 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,500 and I got down on my knees. 1444 01:24:05,766 --> 01:24:10,032 And I asked... 1445 01:24:10,032 --> 01:24:14,733 "Rid me of this fucking pain." 1446 01:24:16,133 --> 01:24:22,500 It was a selfish act and a stupid thing to do. 1447 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:29,800 I think it was hard for me 'cause I was just... 1448 01:24:31,166 --> 01:24:34,000 I was 12 years old. 1449 01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:38,933 The only person I ever wanted to hurt was myself. You know? 1450 01:24:38,933 --> 01:24:42,933 If you had to guess what I thought about you, what would it be? 1451 01:24:45,466 --> 01:24:48,666 Well, I wouldn't want-- I might not want to know. 1452 01:24:48,666 --> 01:24:51,433 - Why not? - It might not be a good thing. 1453 01:24:51,433 --> 01:24:54,366 What do you think about me? 1454 01:24:54,366 --> 01:24:57,066 I love you, GJ. 1455 01:24:57,066 --> 01:25:00,532 I want the best for you. 1456 01:25:00,532 --> 01:25:03,466 The proudest moment of my life was marrying your mother. 1457 01:25:06,966 --> 01:25:11,733 Becoming part of-- of your family. 1458 01:25:11,733 --> 01:25:13,566 My family now. 1459 01:25:29,733 --> 01:25:31,566 - What's up? - Hey, Frank. 1460 01:25:31,566 --> 01:25:34,833 Honey, listen, you haven't been on stage in a long time. 1461 01:25:34,833 --> 01:25:39,532 And you can't just go up there with your belly hanging out. So... 1462 01:25:39,532 --> 01:25:41,066 Honey, it's no good. It's no good! 1463 01:25:41,066 --> 01:25:44,532 - Relax! Frank! - It's no good! It's no good! 1464 01:25:44,532 --> 01:25:47,700 Ooh, that's good. 1465 01:25:47,700 --> 01:25:50,032 I'll let it out a little, just stop being a baby. 1466 01:25:56,532 --> 01:25:58,532 Where are the other members of OXO? 1467 01:25:58,532 --> 01:26:00,066 - Other members? - Yeah. 1468 01:26:00,066 --> 01:26:03,900 Did I say that? I don't remember saying that. 1469 01:26:03,900 --> 01:26:05,700 Oh, my god. 1470 01:26:05,700 --> 01:26:07,733 I'm not so sure this is really such a good idea now. 1471 01:26:07,733 --> 01:26:09,633 There's a lot of fucking people out there. 1472 01:26:09,633 --> 01:26:12,200 Frank, listen. That was - the whole idea. - No, no, no. 1473 01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:13,900 No, but you said there was gonna be like 10 people. 1474 01:26:13,900 --> 01:26:15,532 I didn't know. What are they all doing here? 1475 01:26:15,532 --> 01:26:17,700 We didn't say 10 people. 1476 01:26:17,700 --> 01:26:19,200 What are they all doing here, - though? - For you, they're for you. 1477 01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:21,733 Are they your friends. Did you invite them? 1478 01:26:21,733 --> 01:26:23,800 There's a lot more here than I invited. 1479 01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:26,700 I got four songs. It's crazy. You know what I'm saying? 1480 01:26:26,700 --> 01:26:28,633 - Frank. - And I really don't want to play... 1481 01:26:28,633 --> 01:26:30,833 I'm not gonna play Whirly Girl, okay? I'm just not gonna do it. 1482 01:26:30,833 --> 01:26:33,200 Oh, you gotta play Whirly Girl. Definitely play Whirly Girl. 1483 01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:35,466 Oh, for god's sake. I just don't-- 1484 01:26:35,466 --> 01:26:38,200 I feel like this is a little bit - of a surprise, you know. - Well, big deal. 1485 01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:40,700 But I wanna to help you out, you know I wanna help you out. 1486 01:26:40,700 --> 01:26:44,600 Listen, we'll just have to have a 20-piece and a shake after. Come on. 1487 01:26:46,532 --> 01:26:50,200 - 20 piece, huh? - Yes. Come on. 1488 01:26:53,633 --> 01:26:56,000 I don't believe it. - I don't believe it. No. - We're so proud of you. 1489 01:26:59,532 --> 01:27:01,500 All right. 1490 01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:04,766 Okay, so, thank you, everybody, for coming out tonight. 1491 01:27:07,866 --> 01:27:11,666 We raised... what is it? 1492 01:27:11,666 --> 01:27:15,700 $1,260 for kids with cancer. 1493 01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:20,100 Thank you, guys, thank you. Really. 1494 01:27:20,100 --> 01:27:23,900 And now, okay, so without further ado... 1495 01:27:23,900 --> 01:27:27,700 here is Frank Garcia from OXO! 1496 01:27:37,766 --> 01:27:38,800 How's everybody doing? 1497 01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:40,866 - Good! - Great! 1498 01:27:40,866 --> 01:27:43,133 Here goes nothing. 1499 01:27:43,133 --> 01:27:44,566 Hey. 1500 01:27:57,966 --> 01:27:59,532 One second. 1501 01:28:02,233 --> 01:28:04,100 Fuck. 1502 01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:35,200 ♪ In walks a stranger Smile a' made of wood ♪ 1503 01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:41,166 ♪ One hands says evil the other hands says good ♪ 1504 01:28:41,166 --> 01:28:47,133 ♪ Catches on fingers he plays he plays the guitar ♪ 1505 01:28:47,133 --> 01:28:53,166 ♪ You might be hiding but he knows where you are ♪ 1506 01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:58,333 ♪ Better dread the day he offers you his hand ♪ 1507 01:28:58,333 --> 01:29:00,866 ♪ Driving on Borderland 1508 01:29:12,900 --> 01:29:14,266 He's really good. 1509 01:29:23,266 --> 01:29:26,200 ♪ Next day at '69 1510 01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:29,333 ♪ I was crying in the knick of time ♪ 1511 01:29:29,333 --> 01:29:32,200 ♪ I was old and you was late 1512 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:35,333 ♪ I never saw a brand new day 1513 01:29:35,333 --> 01:29:38,333 ♪ Old man got a job at Sears 1514 01:29:38,333 --> 01:29:41,266 ♪ Momma sold a dress or two 1515 01:29:41,266 --> 01:29:44,032 ♪ I bought myself a brand new guitar ♪ 1516 01:29:44,032 --> 01:29:47,200 ♪ Only ten that'll never do 1517 01:29:49,300 --> 01:29:52,333 ♪ Let me tell you 'bout a girl I know she's really hip ♪ 1518 01:29:52,333 --> 01:29:54,833 ♪ And she can go go go Like a straight shooter ♪ 1519 01:29:54,833 --> 01:29:56,400 ♪ She's got her downs 1520 01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:59,166 ♪ Won't hesitate to put you on the ground ♪ 1521 01:29:59,166 --> 01:30:03,766 ♪ She's been with the Rolling Stones on their tours and in their homes ♪ 1522 01:30:03,766 --> 01:30:06,166 ♪ Won't tell you where she's bound ♪ 1523 01:30:06,166 --> 01:30:11,066 ♪ Cause she ain't lost and don't want to be found but ooh ♪ 1524 01:30:11,066 --> 01:30:13,966 ♪ Maybe tonight 1525 01:30:13,966 --> 01:30:19,066 ♪ Yeah she'll find the time 1526 01:30:19,066 --> 01:30:24,300 ♪ To give me her phone 1527 01:30:24,300 --> 01:30:27,433 ♪ So I can call her at home 1528 01:30:42,366 --> 01:30:44,366 ♪ Whirly whirly whirly whirly girl ♪ 1529 01:30:44,366 --> 01:30:46,900 ♪ Whirly girl whirly girl 1530 01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:49,266 ♪ Whirly whirly whirly whirly girl ♪ 1531 01:30:49,266 --> 01:30:51,866 ♪ Whirly girl whirly girl 1532 01:30:51,866 --> 01:30:54,166 ♪ Whirly whirly whirly whirly girl ♪ 1533 01:30:54,166 --> 01:30:57,133 ♪ Whirly whirly whirly whirly 1534 01:30:57,133 --> 01:30:59,166 ♪ Whirly whirly whirly whirly girl ♪ 1535 01:30:59,166 --> 01:31:02,100 ♪ Whirly girl don't go go go 1536 01:31:04,833 --> 01:31:07,066 ♪ Watch her go go go 1537 01:31:10,200 --> 01:31:11,900 ♪ Watch her go go go 1538 01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:17,032 ♪ Watch her go go go go 1539 01:31:19,900 --> 01:31:21,900 ♪ Watch her go go go 1540 01:31:32,133 --> 01:31:34,900 - You forgive us? - I really do. 1541 01:31:41,300 --> 01:31:42,800 We love you, Frank! 1542 01:31:46,300 --> 01:31:48,900 - So how do you feel? - It was great. 1543 01:31:48,900 --> 01:31:51,200 You know I'd do anything for you, Geej. Right? 1544 01:31:51,200 --> 01:31:52,900 Can I get a picture of you - guys? - Yeah, yeah. 1545 01:31:52,900 --> 01:31:54,000 Cool. 1546 01:32:03,266 --> 01:32:06,166 He really put his ass on the line for you. 1547 01:32:06,166 --> 01:32:08,400 Yeah, he did, didn't he? 1548 01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:10,233 Fuck yes, he did. 1549 01:32:18,100 --> 01:32:20,166 Let me get it super wide. 1550 01:32:22,566 --> 01:32:24,000 All right. What do you want me to do? 1551 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,500 - Sit. - Sit down? 1552 01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:27,133 - Mm-hm. - Okay. 1553 01:32:27,133 --> 01:32:28,600 Okay, I'm gonna interview you now. 1554 01:32:28,600 --> 01:32:30,933 - All right. - And don't try to get out of it. 1555 01:32:30,933 --> 01:32:32,866 - Okay, I won't. - All right. 1556 01:32:32,866 --> 01:32:36,433 Question number one. Do you hate me? 1557 01:32:36,433 --> 01:32:38,566 No. 1558 01:32:38,566 --> 01:32:44,133 Okay. Do you think that we're the worst parents that ever lived? 1559 01:32:44,133 --> 01:32:45,400 No. 1560 01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:47,532 Okay! We're cooking now. 1561 01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:52,532 On a scale from 1 to 10... 1562 01:32:52,532 --> 01:32:57,066 how bad of a parent am I? 1563 01:32:57,066 --> 01:32:59,866 - Nine. - Oh. 1564 01:32:59,866 --> 01:33:03,532 Well, at least that's not a 10. 1565 01:33:03,532 --> 01:33:07,633 No, I'd say 6. 1566 01:33:07,633 --> 01:33:09,500 6?8. 1567 01:33:09,500 --> 01:33:12,300 7... 7 seems right. 1568 01:33:14,266 --> 01:33:16,433 Are you happier now? 1569 01:33:16,433 --> 01:33:19,166 Sure. 1570 01:33:19,166 --> 01:33:22,566 - Are you really? - Yeah. 1571 01:33:24,532 --> 01:33:27,300 - Whoo! - Come on, GJ. 1572 01:33:27,300 --> 01:33:29,500 Yeah, I'm happier. I mean, I-- 1573 01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:35,966 I'm still here, which is a shock to me. 1574 01:33:35,966 --> 01:33:38,233 That's something to be happy about. 1575 01:33:38,233 --> 01:33:43,100 Yeah. Okay, well, so... 1576 01:33:43,100 --> 01:33:45,532 Okay... well, I can't find my actual question. 1577 01:33:45,532 --> 01:33:48,433 My papers are all messed up. Hold on. 1578 01:33:48,433 --> 01:33:53,666 Um, something occurred to me while I was filming. I-- 1579 01:33:53,666 --> 01:33:59,666 I realized that I never as far as I can ever remember... 1580 01:33:59,666 --> 01:34:02,966 um, told you that I love you. 1581 01:34:07,166 --> 01:34:10,566 And... Oh, I know you do. 1582 01:34:12,233 --> 01:34:14,133 Yeah. 1583 01:34:14,133 --> 01:34:17,266 - So, for the record, I love you. - What's going on here? 1584 01:34:17,266 --> 01:34:19,333 Phone call for you, Geej. 1585 01:34:19,333 --> 01:34:22,233 - GJ loves me. - Oh. 1586 01:34:22,233 --> 01:34:24,400 Do you love me? 1587 01:34:29,032 --> 01:34:31,200 Well, if I did... 1588 01:34:31,200 --> 01:34:35,532 I would never be able to say it to your face. So... 1589 01:34:35,532 --> 01:34:38,600 - That's pretty good. - That's really good. 1590 01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:42,666 - That's good enough. - It is. 1591 01:34:42,666 --> 01:34:48,700 Oh, Frank. We missed his entire childhood. 1592 01:34:48,700 --> 01:34:51,366 Now we can spend time with him. 1593 01:34:51,366 --> 01:34:56,166 Is it too late? What do you think? 1594 01:34:56,166 --> 01:34:58,532 I don't think so. 1595 01:34:58,532 --> 01:35:01,300 I think the best is yet to come. 1596 01:35:01,300 --> 01:35:05,233 I think so, too. 1597 01:35:11,700 --> 01:35:14,032 ♪ Without love 1598 01:35:14,032 --> 01:35:16,500 ♪ I am half human 1599 01:35:16,500 --> 01:35:18,700 ♪ Without love 1600 01:35:18,700 --> 01:35:21,466 ♪ I'm all machine 1601 01:35:21,466 --> 01:35:23,200 ♪ Without love 1602 01:35:23,200 --> 01:35:26,433 ♪ There's nothing doing 1603 01:35:26,433 --> 01:35:30,266 ♪ I will die without love 1604 01:35:31,500 --> 01:35:35,800 ♪ Without love I am an island 1605 01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:41,233 ♪ All by myself in a heartbreak sea ♪ 1606 01:35:41,233 --> 01:35:46,032 ♪ Without love there's no denying ♪ 1607 01:35:46,032 --> 01:35:50,600 ♪ I am dying without love 1608 01:35:50,600 --> 01:35:53,566 ♪ For there is nowhere I can run ♪ 1609 01:35:53,566 --> 01:35:56,200 ♪ And there is no hiding place ♪ 1610 01:35:56,200 --> 01:36:02,733 ♪ Sticking out like a sore thumb by that gloomy look upon my face ♪ 1611 01:36:02,733 --> 01:36:07,833 ♪ Without love I'm incomplete 1612 01:36:07,833 --> 01:36:12,600 ♪ Without love I am not whole 1613 01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:17,400 ♪ Without love I'm barely on my feet ♪ 1614 01:36:17,400 --> 01:36:21,500 ♪ I am dying without love 1615 01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:44,600 ♪ For there is nowhere I can run ♪ 1616 01:36:44,600 --> 01:36:46,733 ♪ And there is no hiding place ♪ 1617 01:36:46,733 --> 01:36:49,433 ♪ Sticking out like a sore thumb ♪ 1618 01:36:49,433 --> 01:36:53,532 ♪ By that gloomy look upon my face ♪ 1619 01:36:53,532 --> 01:36:58,433 ♪ Without love I'm incomplete 1620 01:36:58,433 --> 01:37:03,266 ♪ Without love I am not whole 1621 01:37:03,266 --> 01:37:07,800 ♪ Without love I'm barely on my feet ♪ 1622 01:37:07,800 --> 01:37:11,666 ♪ I am dying without love 1623 01:37:12,900 --> 01:37:17,133 ♪ I am dying without love 1624 01:37:17,133 --> 01:37:30,833 ♪ Oh yes I'm dying without love ♪ 1625 01:37:38,733 --> 01:37:40,666 ♪ Well so it seems you've read the book ♪ 1626 01:37:40,666 --> 01:37:42,532 ♪ You have the clothes You have the look ♪ 1627 01:37:42,532 --> 01:37:44,566 ♪ You pose a knack full of comprehension ♪ 1628 01:37:44,566 --> 01:37:47,466 ♪ The rubber scent a corporation ♪ 1629 01:37:49,933 --> 01:37:53,733 ♪ All the chez agree she's a Nietzsche fee ♪ 1630 01:37:53,733 --> 01:37:55,566 ♪ Welcome aboard 1631 01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:24,900 ♪ Now let me show you around 1632 01:38:24,900 --> 01:38:26,933 ♪ The company and all the grounds ♪ 1633 01:38:26,933 --> 01:38:28,766 ♪ As you know we all got titles ♪ 1634 01:38:28,766 --> 01:38:31,566 ♪ By the Book of Revival 1635 01:38:34,466 --> 01:38:37,766 ♪ All we ask of you We believe you'll prove ♪ 1636 01:38:37,766 --> 01:38:40,300 ♪ Welcome Aboard 1637 01:39:07,566 --> 01:39:11,233 ♪ To your left your cubicle I'm sure you'll find it suitable ♪ 1638 01:39:11,233 --> 01:39:13,233 ♪ To your right is your department ♪ 1639 01:39:13,233 --> 01:39:15,966 ♪ It triggers all other departments ♪ 1640 01:39:18,433 --> 01:39:21,933 ♪ Surely you understand the chain of command ♪ 1641 01:39:21,933 --> 01:39:24,433 ♪ Welcome Aboard 1642 01:39:36,766 --> 01:39:40,266 ♪ By the way your benefits which includes of relative ♪ 1643 01:39:40,266 --> 01:39:44,600 ♪ Retroactive on weapons compensation mostly matters of prevention ♪ 1644 01:39:44,600 --> 01:39:47,933 ♪ Don't ever let the boss know he will hang you on the cross ♪ 1645 01:39:47,933 --> 01:39:51,000 ♪ So let him see that you are willing to comply ♪ 1646 01:39:51,000 --> 01:39:54,366 ♪ Et cetera et cetera 122646