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Jay, it's time to get up!
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Jay, do you need a minute?
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How about I take five
and I check in on you then?
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That did the trick last time.
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Yes, please.
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Music.
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♪ I am a lineman for the county ♪
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♪ And I drive the main road ♪
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♪ Searchin' in the sun
for another overload ♪
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♪ I hear your singin in the wires ♪
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♪ I can hear you through the whine ♪
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♪ And the Wichita lineman ♪
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♪ Is still on the line ♪
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♪ I know I need a small vacation ♪
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♪ But it don't look like rain ♪
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Pencil roll!
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Ventilation.
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Easy as pumpkin pie!
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Ventilation activated,
but the assassin has skedaddled.
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Today's gonna be a great day.
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Bring it to me, Cannon Comics.
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Moving the building to
bring Cannon Comics to you.
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...Very clear this
is the Twamp monster.
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Not too long ago, they've even referred
to our work as propaganda.
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It is.
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What is what?
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It is propaganda.
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All art is propaganda.
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Some asshole decides
that nature equates with love,
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makes a painting of flowers,
that becomes part of our cultural mindset,
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then all of a sudden, it is a given
that nature equates with love,
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but nature is scary.
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Things will kill you in nature.
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A great white shark
or a pack of fuckin' wolves.
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What about the love of humanity
that goes into metal gears?
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The mechanics of industry,
an intentional love built upon
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the feeding and clothing of humanity.
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Nobody makes a painting
equating love with that.
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Instead, we just go around thinking
that this asshole's flower painting
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merely reflects reality
when in fact, it creates reality
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because it creates our perception of it.
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It determines the actions
that we take based on what?
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That perception.
It is propaganda.
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My whole life is propaganda.
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A righteous propaganda
predicated on the rule of law,
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and this asshole is bound to become
a symbol for the opposite.
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Is anybody hit?
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It's bullet proof, we're okay.
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Evil loiters through the night,
but The Hero wakes at dawn.
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New catchphrase.
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So once evil sleeps,
The Hero wakes back up?
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Nevermind.
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Bring it to me, office.
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So you're a villain now?
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That's already how
the media's portraying me!
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So I'm gonna lean into that villain shit,
show them that we can fight back!
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With a heist?
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Yes, with a heist.
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A heist that'll change
people's material conditions.
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- Material conditions.
- Lives will get better instantly!
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Isn't that what you say
you're always trying to do?
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No.
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No, we're trying to get
the people to work together.
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No, look.
This shit is growing!
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We're showing the people
where their power is,
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we're gonna shut this shit down with
a general strike and dictate our demands!
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- That's a long ass road, Jones.
- Yeah, well, your road ain't shorter.
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Cootie, watch out, The Hero!
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Man, you scary as fuck.
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The Hero knocked you the fuck out.
Had that ass snorin'!
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- See what I mean, Jones?
- He's just fuckin' with you.
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I'm either a villain or a clown.
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I want to inspire people.
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Inspire people to do what?
Grow 13 feet tall?
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You have a narrow idea of what'll work,
and the rest you just cross off the list.
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Yeah, it's called scientific process.
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Marvin.
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I have a huge and
tremendously annoying problem.
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I...
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I'm sorry, it took me a second
to retrieve the packages...
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Marvin.
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What I do is about affecting
public psyche in a precise manner.
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Form is just as important
as function in my case.
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My zeal seal fizzled out a few days ago.
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When I take my helmet off,
I need for my shit to pop.
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- Yeah.
- Look.
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- Mm-hmm.
- You see what's happening?
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I do.
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- I need the people to believe in me.
- Okay.
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- It's right up there.
- Are you fuckin' kidding me?
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Mm-hmm.
May I?
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That is a hardware issue.
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It can only be replaced by the
manufacturer in China, it'll take weeks.
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Edwin, have acquisitions purchase
the zeal seal patent by end of day.
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- Will do, Mr. Will.
- Oh, Marvin.
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Have you noticed my AI
sounding a lot like Bill Cosby recently?
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Bill Cosby?
Sounds nothing like him to me, sir.
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Hmm, okay.
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Edwin, it's so good
to see your face every day.
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- I mean it.
- You too, sir.
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I mean it. You believe me, right?
Do you believe me?
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- Say you believe me.
- I believe you, sir.
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I've never had an assistant
even close to being on your level.
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- You ready?
- Of course.
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- Remember.
- I won't avert my gaze, sir.
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Ha!
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A good game of slap hand
really brings out our best.
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You're getting stronger, I can feel it.
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Thank you, sir.
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And what's the special occasion
that has Tom Ford crawling all over you?
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Tonight, I'm seeing that woman
that I told you about again.
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- Remind me.
- Her name's Sasha.
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- Sasha?
- Sasha.
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Sasha, Sasha.
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She skipped several grades as a youngster,
graduated from Sarah Lawrence.
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- Mm! Mm!
- Became a dancer.
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Did some consulting work
for the Saudis and Obama.
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Mm!
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And two hours of yoga
every morning and teaches.
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Mm!
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This could be the one.
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Hey, are you up
for a challenge this morning?
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Anything for you, sir.
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Neutralize this.
It's a bomb.
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It's set to go off in the hour.
This assassin just won't quit.
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I could do it myself, but I think that
my time is better spent other places,
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and this just really
feels like your job to me.
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We good?
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Absolutely.
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I got you.
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I'm reminding you,
Damien Wallace, 5:00 pm.
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Get your butt goin'!
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Welcome to the first
meeting of our heist planning.
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When the media covers this,
they will call us villains,
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but... but people will cheer.
Because...
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People will cheer because what's right
isn't always what's legal,
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and...
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Come on, keep going,
this is a good speech,
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good super villain speech,
just keep going.
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Okay, basically, fuck The Hero.
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We all been sleepin' under an empty
container of family sized Twizzlers
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under a High School Musical baby blanket
hidden under an overpass for two months.
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There's 10 different
motherfuckas who've benefited
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from shrinkin' us and we want
to get back at all 10 of 'em.
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We have to put our
talents to use, right?
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Me being big, the Lower Bottom
folks, y'all being small,
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Flora, you being bored, and Felix,
you being the homie with the car.
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Contrary to what most people think,
you ain't stupid.
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You want to make a band
that's gonna help us
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get some get back after
we do this, sign us up.
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A band?
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A band is a group of people,
we're a group of people.
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A band is a group of people
with instruments.
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Wikipedia that shit.
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Bear is right.
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Thank you, beautiful.
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Hey, hey!
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What are you, what are you hey-ing about?
At least somebody's calling me beautiful.
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I would call you beautiful, I just
don't know if I'm objectifying you...
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Okay but you don't call me beautiful,
and why are you-are you jealous?
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- He's so small.
- Six inches is still enough.
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Just gotta put my whole body into it.
Requires trust on my part.
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As we talked about,
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our first target
is the power station, okay?
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But listen, listen, this is the key part:
the power station's regulator.
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The regulator allows them to keep
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the rolling blackouts going
because without the regulator,
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electricity's still free...
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I wrote this,
that means less profit for them
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and electricity still flows
freely for everyone.
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Flora, you will break
into the security vault,
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and me, well, Felix, behind you.
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Those are electrobrapapaps.
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I'm gonna use these
to smash the regulator.
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What about security?
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This is the parking ticket episode
that Scat had on him when he died,
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and I feel like he would love it
if we used it this way.
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No. I think he'd just rather
would not be dead.
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It was banned for causing
existential meltdowns
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within 93.5% of the viewers who watched
it, causing them to be entranced
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and to lose all of their motor skills
during the entire episode.
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So um, you little folks...
You go ahead, and you wiggle in there,
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and you leave this for the
security, you show it to them-
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The fuck kind of plan is that?
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You're gonna do this right,
you need these.
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I want you to wear these and
be the heroes the world needs.
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Villains, mama.
Super villains, super villains.
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- Okay, all right, now we need names.
- I'm 2 Fast, 2 Furious.
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- No, that's copyrighted.
- It's my favorite movie.
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You want people to see Vin Diesel
every time they Google you?
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I'm thinkin' everybody
from the Lower Bottom
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should have a collective group name,
seein' as we are-
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Our name is Death by a Thousand Cuts.
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Ooh.
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- I'm V8.
- That's respectable.
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What's your name, Cootie?
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- I'm Thug One.
- Okay!
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Yes!
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You've been in my head
every day since the verdict,
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like an imaginary friend.
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Well, I'd hope that seeing me in person
might bring you some closure.
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You think my last moments
on this Earth are about you?
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Kill me now.
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Something that you
would like to say to me?
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I'm not an innocent man.
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Someone was comin' to kill me
and I got him first,
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but in the same way,
I had no right to take his life.
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Nevermind, you don't
even remember me, do you?
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You're Damian Wallace,
you are a drug dealer...
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- Way before that.
- ...And you are convicted...
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1992, Comic Con.
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You signed my copy of the very first
Hero comic you ever published.
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What you did was genius, man.
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You used the comics to create a phantom.
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An empty space made up of ideas and...
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And you materialized
a phantom right before our eyes.
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Cheap magic trick.
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This is where I turn into an idea.
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Yeah?
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Okay.
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Governor has deemed it proper
to use the more humane Stavlisi method
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for executing the prisoner.
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I'm here for you.
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Look, I'm down with this plan, you know?
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And you know I'm too fast
to be caught anyways,
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so, I'm not worried about me,
but I'm worried about you.
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- Don't have to worry about me.
- I know, I don't have to do shit.
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Do you expect me not to
worry about you when you...
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I'm just trying to utilize
the circumstances...
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Who isn't? I'm just trying
to figure out what's inside you
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that's pushing you to do it,
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and I don't want the speech
that you give everybody else,
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I just... I'm worried you came
to this plan too quickly,
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and when people flip so quickly,
and I told you how my mother...
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I don't want to tell you
everything that's in my head.
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Then what kind of connection
do you want to have?
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I mean, we can just sit
in a room and like eat
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and fuck and watch TV, but...
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I like those things,
but months for you is years for me,
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- and if you can't talk to me now, then...
- I don't want you to think I'm crazy.
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Cootie...
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I welcome crazy.
243
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I need some damn crazy in my life.
244
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It takes me hours
to hear a motherfucka's thoughts,
245
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and it's just something just as boring
246
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as the way it was, like... Check out
this meme or some shit like that.
247
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I'm not bored
because my life moves slowly,
248
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:41,491
I'm bored because
people are so fuckin' predictable.
249
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:50,833
I already knew you were crazy.
Might be the main thing I love about you.
250
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,131
This place was a good choice.
251
00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:59,342
I love that it's
right next to laser tag.
252
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,220
Wait, I see you derailing.
253
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:06,975
You said you majored in fucking puppetry.
From that to dance.
254
00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:11,020
- Anything to avoid a real job, huh?
- No, I just, um, I just, teach kids.
255
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:15,358
- Teaching kids is never "just"...
- Well, I didn't mean...
256
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:19,028
Well, do you want to have any?
Kids, I mean.
257
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,239
Edwin, are you offering to raw dog me?
258
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:24,200
Ha, I was just trying
to get to know you.
259
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,577
Well, that would definitely
be a way to get to know me.
260
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,374
- You want to play a game?
- Only if you're wearing a condom.
261
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Look into my eyes, don't look away.
262
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,093
- Put your hand...
- Slap hands?
263
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,511
You want to play slap hands?
264
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:47,640
No matter what happens,
one of us gets hit,
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we don't take our eyes off each other.
266
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- Okay.
- Agreed?
267
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Ow, bitch, that fucking hurt!
268
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:10,538
Why'd you turn away?
269
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:13,041
What do you mean?
You just like Frank Sinatra'd my hand.
270
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That's what you agreed on,
that's the game you agreed on.
271
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:16,919
You didn't have to agree to it.
272
00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:19,338
You were supposed to look
into my eyes,
273
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:23,259
and, you, no matter what, you were
supposed to not turn away, you...
274
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,599
You failed the pre-date.
275
00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:34,312
I'm sorry, the pre-date?
276
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For my employer, Jay Whittle.
277
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,402
Uh, yeah, a little confused.
278
00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:46,616
The Hero is very busy
and very selective.
279
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He has to be, so I pre-date women for him.
You failed the loyalty test.
280
00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:01,089
Wow, that is... I mean,
that is fucking creepy and sadistic.
281
00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:05,927
- Shit people do for a paycheck.
- I do this 'cause it's right.
282
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The Hero's about the law, not bullshit.
283
00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,809
The law applied fairly is
freedom for black people,
284
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for all people, so I do
what's needed to help him help us.
285
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:19,315
- You can judge me...
- See, I just hear slime sounds.
286
00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:25,780
What were you looking for?
287
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:32,703
Oh bloody Billy.
Bloody Billy...
288
00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:38,251
I needed to see you, buddy.
Oh, I'm going to read you all day.
289
00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:44,924
- Hello, Jay.
- Mom, you drank my Junko Pop.
290
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:48,761
- You were supposed to stay on your floor.
- Well, that's a lovely greeting.
291
00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:51,180
I needed a mixer.
292
00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:55,601
Mom, we had an agreement
that you don't go into my old bedroom!
293
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:59,564
You do know that this is not
your old bedroom, don't you?
294
00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:10,158
Why do I have to stay on my own floor?
Are you embarrassed by me?
295
00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:12,451
To make sure that you
don't hurt yourself again.
296
00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:14,745
Oh, I want to throw a party.
297
00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:17,871
I can't have any unauthorized people in
the building, Mother, you know that.
298
00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:20,668
I can take care of myself.
I mean, I took care of you.
299
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:23,045
Really?
Really?
300
00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:28,634
- You want to go there?
- Jay, why are you so angry?
301
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:32,930
Look at your life, you are
the person you want to be.
302
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,559
I mean, you're doing your
whole superhero thing,
303
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:39,812
- I know that's very exciting for you.
- Exciting?
304
00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:42,857
You think that this is exciting?
305
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:46,068
It's necessary, Mother.
306
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,904
Do you not understand that?
307
00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:53,201
Do you not understand what I do?
308
00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:56,287
Come here. Come on.
309
00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,166
Mm, my baby.
310
00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:03,169
I don't want to get out of bed, Mom,
311
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I just want the world
to pass me by but I can't, Mom.
312
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- I want to.
- I know, I know, I know.
313
00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:16,349
- People need The Hero.
- They do, Mom, they do.
314
00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:19,352
To know that the law
and morality are the same.
315
00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:20,603
Exactly.
316
00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:24,690
Playing this role is the only reason
you get up in the morning.
317
00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:30,780
- That's all it is.
- Oh, Jay, it's boring, it's boring.
318
00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:33,115
It's so boring.
319
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:36,827
Mom, please.
320
00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:40,581
Jay, why are you
so obsessed with the law?
321
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:45,753
You were born into a
family that has more power
322
00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:50,091
than any damned superhero could ever have.
The laws are made for us.
323
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:51,926
Okay, okay.
324
00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:58,266
Oh, you can hate me all you want,
but I will always...
325
00:25:58,349 --> 00:26:01,560
- I don't hate anyone, Mother.
- I will always be your mother.
326
00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:14,991
Stop the building.
327
00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:21,497
Hello, sir.
328
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:33,050
What is this?
329
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,804
Showing you that you're appreciated.
330
00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:40,641
I wanted to say thank you
on behalf of the world.
331
00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:42,809
Huh.
332
00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:47,690
Astronaut Al.
333
00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:53,112
You have a rainbow of water pistols.
334
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:05,583
A Meathead Frank with
super-choke action?
335
00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:16,177
This is amazing!
336
00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:20,222
- This is amazing!
- We need you to be happy, sir.
337
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,106
It's vital to the operations
of the company...
338
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:27,438
Wait, wait a minute.
All of these things are random.
339
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:31,692
There's nothing random
with you, Edwin, ever.
340
00:27:39,075 --> 00:27:42,703
How did... the date go with Sasha?
341
00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:45,081
Not a match unfortunately.
342
00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:55,883
This is your fuck up.
343
00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:59,261
Yes, and I'm already on the hunt
for a new slate of candidates.
344
00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:02,264
If it's just sex you want,
I've lined up some options...
345
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:08,521
Have you listened
to one word that I've said?
346
00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:14,610
This is not about a wet hole
that's missing, Edwin, it's about...
347
00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:22,284
All you're doing is proving the point.
348
00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:28,541
Nothing matters.
349
00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:47,435
Sometimes, you can be
a fucking useless,
350
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:52,273
shitty, inconsiderate person.
351
00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:04,118
See you tomorrow, champ.
352
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:18,507
Play my music.
353
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:39,630
Wire the balance of funds to Exine
Toulouse immediately.
354
00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:46,053
How do you know my real name?
355
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:50,558
- Because I hired you.
- You hired me to kill you?
356
00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:54,061
You came closer than the others.
357
00:30:56,772 --> 00:31:02,111
I have to stay on my toes
until my actual super villain comes.
358
00:31:03,988 --> 00:31:07,825
An antagonist that my audience
will deem worthy of my journey.
359
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:11,829
Yeah, well, uh...
I would have caught you more off guard
360
00:31:11,954 --> 00:31:14,248
if I wasn't thrown off by your
annoyingly anal assistant.
361
00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:15,749
Well, anal is what I pay him for.
362
00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:40,524
Maybe you hoped I'd succeed.
363
00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:55,789
I was just about to
open up a bottle of wine.
364
00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:01,211
Châteauneuf-du-Pape.
365
00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:06,675
To a segue from
my work to my civilian life.
366
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,053
Would you care to join me?
367
00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:53,681
I'm turning on the backup generators.
368
00:32:54,056 --> 00:32:58,727
It's a regular power outage,
no nefarious cause is detected.
369
00:33:11,073 --> 00:33:12,991
Don't fuck this up, Cootie.
370
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,333
You guys ready?
371
00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:24,128
Let's go.
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