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Yo, you gonna order?
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You can go ahead of me.
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75, your order's ready.
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Order up.
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- Welcome to Bing-Bang what can I...
- Excuse me. Um...
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Welcome to Bing-Bang Burger.
What can I bop you with?
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Can I please have 3 Bing...
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I'll take one Bing-Bang Burger. Um...
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...please. And thank you.
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Anything else?
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No, thank you? That's it?
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And then you stepped aside?
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Well...
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I was reading that... that
love in a relationship
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is built through knowing someone.
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Bro.
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Pass that shit.
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I wanna take my time, and move slow,
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- and get to know her.
- Hold, wait, what, hold up.
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What?
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One, everything you read
isn't applicable out here.
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- Shit.
- I know, but, I think...
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Two, you don't know this girl. How you
just gonna decide to build love with her?
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Three, you brand new out here.
A relationship? Nah.
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Keep it a situationship.
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What's a situationship?
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It's a situationship if you
hook up less than three times.
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A relationship is three or more.
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Oh.
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Okay, yeah. Who made that up?
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Uh, the universe and my spirit. Okay?
Look.
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If you see this girl at
the lake with someone new,
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you're gonna feel some kind of way
if you had sex three or more times.
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But if you had only did it twice...
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Wait, I'm...
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I'm kind of really high.
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- I think I was in some sort of...
- Hey, that's that hot box.
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It'll get you. Just open the window.
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How you gonna tell him to open my
window in my room?
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I need to figure out how to get money
to go to Bing-Bang tomorrow.
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Bro, you ain't even
got money for a burger,
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I don't know how you gonna
afford a girlfriend...
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Don't listen to these fools, okay?
You don't need no damned money.
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- Cap.
- You just need to be you.
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You just need to lead with you.
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Look her right in the eyes and
be like, say, "I want you."
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I want you.
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- Damn!
- With your eyes. Don't say that out loud.
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Yo, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Watch this.
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♪ Parking Tickets
Parking Tickets ♪♪
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We waste away trying
to overcome the trauma,
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anguish, heartbreak,
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the agony of loneliness.
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Love itself is forged by suffering
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that we attempt to tuck into
the smalls of our backs,
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but pain tells us we are alive,
and bumps in the road merely reveal
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our advance over the tar and pebbles.
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Let us aspire to cherish the
pain that is gifted to us.
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It shapes the crests and crevices of love.
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Revel in it.
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Mm, beg for it.
Mm, it is our loot for the triumph
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of making the maggots wait another day.
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Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing!
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Damn.
This shit is funny, dude.
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That shit's anything.
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This shit'll never get old, bro.
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- This is like...
- That's my favorite character.
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- Word?
- Yeah.
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The IBS driver, for real?
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- Yo, that's my guy, bro.
- Oh.
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Ay, look. I'ma bring
you something, all right?
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I'ma hook you up, bro.
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Okay.
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Bro...
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It's one of the greatest
shows of all time.
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You need money for what? You mean,
like, going back to the club and...
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Hey, look, man. Check this out.
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We don't give money to people
who don't follow our rules.
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Okay? I told you not to do
it, and you did it anyway.
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Now, you ain't ready.
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And you gonna go out there and get
yourself killed and put on display.
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Now see, if you pull back, they'll forget.
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They won't forget.
Look, it's done. I'm out there, okay?
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Can I hold some money
please? Just a little bit.
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'Cause I didn't think about how
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- things cost money out there.
- You know what?
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You're welcome for the luxury
of being ignorant to that.
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You know why you ain't know that?
'Cause I had to feed your big ass.
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That's why you didn't know that. You think
the food is just walking up in here,
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a loaf of bread got legs and
just walk up in the house?
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Hell naw. I'm working for it, spending the
money, buying the food, and you eating it.
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When you take a shit, I
gotta take a coat hanger
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and chop the shit down in the toilet.
Nah, you don't know that.
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You wanna go out there and make your own
rules? Pshh.
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Get your own money.
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What you lookin' at?
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Oh, yes. Hey, Cootie. You are
going to love these. Oh my god.
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What's up, Mo? How you doing, man?
Can I get this tequila back here too?
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- This one right here?
- Yes, sirsky.
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Let me see your ID.
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Oh, yeah, I, um...
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I'll get it.
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I'm old enough.
And I'll take these too.
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- So you got ID?
- Bro, are you kidding me?
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Look how big this man is.
He gotta be at least 21.
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I just turned 22, um...
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I left my ID at the office.
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Fuck, man.
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Okay. I gotta do it for
the Twamp Monster, huh?
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- That's what I'm talking about.
- Not you.
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Wow, you just a hater. Alright, but..
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37.58.
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$37 and...
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30... 37.58?
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Hey, bro, I'm tapped out.
I thought one of y'all was gonna...
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The big man shouldn't
go thirsty or broke.
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My name is Sam Spiegel. I'm an agent.
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Like a spy?
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Sam Spiegel, agent, sports,
talent, açaí products.
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Fuck with me.
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Let's get you paid playing pro sports.
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People want you, bro. They need you.
The 40's are on me.
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Then can I put these back?
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Cootie, can you still
read that card in the dark?
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Bing-Bang. Bing-Bang.
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Oh, Jerry. Um..
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I wanted to talk to you about those ideas.
The ones for upping our food game.
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Right, so instead of iceberg
lettuce, we get baby bok choy.
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Instead of normal diced onions,
we get grilled scallions,
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and deep fried king trumpet mushrooms.
The people will go crazy.
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We can change the way people eat.
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You do realize this is a multinational
corporate chain, right?
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Um... yeah.
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Okay, here's what's gonna
happen.
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I need everybody from here to, but not
including, the big guy in the back.
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Hi. Um, when I call you forward,
step forward with your order,
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saying it as quickly as possible,
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handing me your money,
and stepping to the side.
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- Double Bing and fries.
- One special with extra fries.
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- Can I get two singles?
- Two Bing-Bangs.
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One Bing-Bang, one cola.
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Welcome to Bing-Bang Burger.
What can I bop you with today?
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Can I have five
Bing-Bang Burgers, please?
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Wow.
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Five.
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Ooh, I don't wanna jinx it,
but I think I met a man who has money
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for liquor and a girlfriend.
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There'll be plenty more
where that came from.
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What the hell's wrong
with these cushions?
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Promise.
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Just um...
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I like your button.
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My button?
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It looks like they used
a whiter white than usual.
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Oh.
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What are you studying?
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Twamp Monster. Hey.
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Well, I'm studying because I think
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the death penalty is a horrific thing,
and I wanna do something about it.
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Like what?
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It'll be a while until
it's abolished all over.
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Okay.
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So I'm studying to be an executioner.
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Oh.
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Capital punishment is such a horrific
thing. If I can, as an executioner,
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change things up a a little bit,
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making their deaths a little
less painful, that's a victory.
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But they'll still be...
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Most executioners use
the hardcourt method.
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The prisoner lays down, they're strapped
in, they wrap the tourniquet,
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and immediately inject at a
36-degree angle into the vein.
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The Stavlisi Method is more humane.
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The prisoner's strapped
in, tourniquet applied,
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we place our left hand on the heart of the
prisoner, so they don't feel alone,
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and then we inject at a more awkward for
us, but gentler for them, 20-degree angle.
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I don't... I don't see how that...
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Some people go for pie in the sky,
I just want practical solutions.
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Man, what the fuck?
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Aw, man.
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Come on.
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Am I still gonna get my
shake?
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Mhm. Uh-huh.
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Cootie, you don't know
nothing about this. Ready?
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You gotta hit 'em with the... uh, uh, uh,
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!
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- You don't know nothing about that.
- Yo pass that over here. Ay!
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- What's that supposed to do?
- That's called the
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Boy, your shoe. Ooh, boy. This thing
stink. Take this, put this on.
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Y'all got me tired.
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Thank you.
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- Damn, nigga'.
- Right.
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- There's a little bit.
- Uh-uh.
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I'm straight.
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Ain't nothing in there. Don't nobody want
your spit water.
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Answer it.
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Hello.
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- Turn on Channel 36.
- Turn on Channel 36.
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Ooh, shit.
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- That's the sports channel.
- Oh, shit.
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- Mhm-hmm.
- Boy, you finna be famous, bro.
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Like, you 'bout to have your
name on Top Ramen,
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and like, cereal, and shit like that.
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- That's something people want?
- Nah, not me.
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I wanna see my thing on
the side of a building.
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The Celtics
edged the Bulls 110 to 108.
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The infamous giant,
known as the Twamp Monster,
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is preemptively banned from
every single professional sport,
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- including competitive walking.
- Bullshit.
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Now
owners say his height...
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- I didn't even get to try out.
- They're afraid of the future.
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It wasn't right for you.
I got something better lined up.
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He said he has something better for me.
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- Like what?
- Tell him you ain't doing no Illuminati.
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Oh, um, my manager says no Illuminati.
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He says I'm gonna model at a mall.
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Cootie! I am so glad that you were
down to fast track that contract.
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Asphalt Royalty's brand
represents the hustle of the streets
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and the ability of street
hustlas, like you, to rise above.
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Lemons to lemonade, cocaine
to crack. You get it.
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They want you and all you represent
to represent their brand.
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It is smart of you to
monetize your notoriety.
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You'll model here, and you'll be in their
online and print campaigns.
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You are about to be P-A-Y-E-D.
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Tight.
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Your people are gonna
be so proud of you, man.
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I'll go over there while
you work your magic.
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- You remember the position?
- Mm-hm.
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Psst, Cootie!
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Excuse me. If you're gonna take a
picture of me and my boy,
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you gotta make sure my pose is right.
Hold up.
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Just a little...
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- You're doing this for money.
- For burgers.
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For a girl.
Do you even know her number yet?
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- See, I be trying to tell you...
- Hey, Cootie?
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So my guy here from Asphalt
Royalty loves your work.
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They have an idea.
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♪ Bitch better have my money ♪ ♪
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Hey, Cootie.
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So the expression on your face is sad,
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as opposed to angry and powerful.
240
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,047
Uh, yeah.
241
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:51,928
Your hand, just your hand, yeah.
If you could just put that five inches up.
242
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:02,272
He says "Fucking awesome."
243
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:07,193
We're gonna do some really cool, new,
cutting edge things. Me and you, bud.
244
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,786
Yes, yes.
245
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,790
This character's fucked up.
I know.
246
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:22,750
This character?
247
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,421
This piece has a creative
intention of, um...
248
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:31,468
- It means something, you know?
- I'm not trying to talk you out of a job.
249
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,763
I just came here to talk
to you about the network.
250
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,346
Again?
251
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,559
One of our campaigns is
this Eviction Defense Action,
252
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,687
and it'd be really cool if you could join
us and be a part of it...
253
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:46,191
Jones, that all sounds really important,
but I've been working here all day,
254
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,860
and that sounds like a lot of work, okay?
255
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:49,943
It.. it is.
256
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:54,699
I'm learning a lot here. You know, I'm
discovering new things, and...
257
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,242
Exactly. I'm with it.
258
00:17:56,868 --> 00:18:00,079
We wanna discover new things
by changing the world around us.
259
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,207
That sounds right, um...
260
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,503
How about you hit me up next week
and we talk about it, okay?
261
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,189
Yeah, cool. Okay, next week.
Next week, uh-
262
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,423
- I can do Thursday.
- Thursday, 1:15.
263
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,217
Okay, Wednesday at 5:00 is good for me.
264
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,220
Okay, see you Saturday at 4:00.
265
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,096
Cootie, that's time.
266
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:23,937
- My back hurts.
- I got a new pose, easier on your back.
267
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,466
Great Polypheme.
268
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,470
We've waited decades for your arrival.
269
00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,304
Uh, what?
270
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:05,228
It's written by Sam that a giant among men
will reveal himself to us.
271
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:11,067
- Sam Spiegel? My agent?
- No. Sam Woodson.
272
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:14,654
He used to live over in Novato
with us. Died years ago.
273
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,281
Well, how does he know me?
274
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,575
He prophesied you.
275
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,537
He said you'd come from a desolate place.
276
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,206
I'm not from a desolate
place. I'm from Oakland.
277
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,251
Yes, a desolate place.
278
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,593
Okay, you would think that.
You're from Marin.
279
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:35,550
- Agree to disagree, Great Polypheme.
- I'm not even into polyamory.
280
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,802
I'm kind of building up to uno-amory
right now.
281
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:41,139
Sticky Note Number 12
says you would be born in October.
282
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,473
I was born in August.
283
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:46,227
Exactly. August is the eighth month.
284
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:51,107
October is the original
eighth month, before Caesar.
285
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:53,943
You're the Messiah.
286
00:19:58,489 --> 00:19:59,699
I'm not the Messiah.
287
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:05,038
And the Great Polypheme
will deny his own existence.
288
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,874
Sam, Sticky Note Number 25.
289
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:13,671
We'll await your revelation
and instructions.
290
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,900
Cootie, remember...
Horizon lips.
291
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,989
♪ Bing-Bang, Bing-Bang, Bing-Bang ♪♪
292
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:48,581
5-1-0-5-5-5-0-1-8-9.
293
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,042
- What?
- My number.
294
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:55,338
5-1-0-5-5-5-0-1-8-9. Do you need me to
write it down, or...
295
00:20:55,421 --> 00:21:00,134
5-1-0-5-5-5-0-1-8-9.
I'll remember.
296
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:09,102
Call me. You don't have to wait in line.
No, I can get you some burgers.
297
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:10,769
Okay.
298
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,527
But I don't like them.
299
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,196
I know.
300
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:27,537
Mm. Come on, let's both have
one more.
301
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,164
S-see, I-I knew it...
302
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,834
You know I don't party no more.
303
00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:37,964
Agree to one, two, then it's three.
You don't stop.
304
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:43,761
You're damned right. That's how you like
me. Rapid fire, repeating action.
305
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:48,391
Oh, this is your spot.
306
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:53,688
Cootie got out, but you still
here running around wild.
307
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:58,818
He didn't just get out, you forced his
hand and you pushed him out more.
308
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:03,990
Listen, I didn't force him into no sambo
in the manger nativity scene.
309
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:07,910
The boy is making choices
on limited information.
310
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:12,623
Well then we need to fill in the blanks
for him so that he has better choices.
311
00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:14,977
I told you, we're not gonna...
Listen, and the information...
312
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,961
Hang on. I know who you are.
313
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:22,842
I'm a big fan. Sloppy Seconds Martisse,
Definite Destruction Martisse?
314
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,802
- Yeah, that's me.
- Tango or tiptoe Martisse.
315
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,727
I love all of that. And, you know, there's
that one video you guys made
316
00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,125
that I play in here all the time.
317
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:33,394
It's on my phone though.
Check this out. Hang on one second.
318
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:36,564
Everybody, listen up.
We got a legend in here.
319
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,733
Turn that up!
320
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:41,778
- Get up on your music history right now.
- Turn that up!
321
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:45,323
- Check this out.
- ♪ Girl, you're trapped in my beam ♪
322
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:48,451
♪ This might be obscene
But I got a scheme ♪ ♪
323
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:50,012
Looks like you're wearing the
same thing now
324
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,236
you were wearing 30 years ago.
325
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:56,250
♪ To bust out the seams
And we got the means ♪
326
00:22:56,334 --> 00:23:01,339
♪ To get all up in them nuts
The truth is they're stuck ♪
327
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:02,340
♪ And we came to fuck... ♪
328
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:06,594
Listen, we can't give him this much
information at this point.
329
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,596
And we gotta get him to where he's going,
330
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:11,521
and then we gotta make sure he don't make
the mistakes so he can learn.
331
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,184
But when it comes for him...
332
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,144
We promised we wasn't
gonna talk about that.
333
00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,562
- Look...
- No, not here.
334
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:18,523
We have to, because
when it comes for him,
335
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:23,820
there will be chaos, pain, blood,
and destruction all around us.
336
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:26,572
Let's hope he's ready.
337
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:35,623
♪ Yeah, uh ♪
338
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:36,791
♪ Come on, girl ♪
339
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:41,629
♪ Girl, you're trapped in my beam
This might be obscene ♪
340
00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:47,135
♪ But I got a scheme
'Cause we got platinum dreams ♪
341
00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:50,805
♪ To bust out the seams
And we got the means ♪
342
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:55,935
♪ To get all up in them guts
The truth is they stuck ♪
343
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:59,564
♪ And we came to fuck shit up ♪
344
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:03,025
♪ And stomp through the town
It's all coming down ♪
345
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:08,614
♪ I'm loving the sound
In a world that's way too cold ♪
346
00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:12,034
♪ Come on and explode with me ♪
347
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:15,621
♪ Ain't nowhere that we can't go ♪
348
00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:18,791
♪ Come on and explode ♪ ♪
349
00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,257
♪ Come on, girl ♪
350
00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:29,886
♪ Get up, uh ♪
351
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,222
♪ Come on, girl ♪
352
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,893
♪ Get up, uh ♪
353
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:40,229
♪ Come on, girl ♪
354
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,983
♪ Get up, uh ♪
355
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:47,320
♪ Come on, girl ♪
356
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,280
♪ Get up ♪ ♪
357
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:53,743
♪ You got the fire and I'm
trying to get the womp womp ♪ ♪
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