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Cootie.
That's your name, baby.
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Cootie!
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Oh boy, you are big.
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Heart, head, hands, feet.
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Here.
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I thought you might like that.
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You know, you a big mother fucker.
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All the wear and tear that
you're putting on this house.
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I mean just leaning on the
walls, you putting holes in 'em
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and I gotta fix this shit myself
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'cause I don't want
nobody to see your big ass
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because if they see you, they gonna
try to get the people and turn you in.
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I'm sorry.
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When this paint dry just make
sure you stay on the yellow side.
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♪ Auto Area ♪
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♪ These are the parts for
the autos in your area ♪
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{\an8}Heir to the modern computational
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{\an8}instruments fortune, successful
comic book publisher,
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{\an8}Jay Whittle, sold record
breaking amounts of The Hero,
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{\an8}but by issue number 12,
The Hero would jump off the page
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{\an8}and into the embattled streets of Oakland.
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{\an8}Get your mind right, half wits.
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Why do you let him watch this shit?
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He doesn't have much, let him have this.
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The Daily is about to find out
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{\an8}just what makes the
enigmatic entrepreneur tick.
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{\an8}I think that people see in colors
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{\an8}and I see in black and white.
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{\an8}I suppose gray is a color,
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{\an8}but even that color
isn't in my color wheel.
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{\an8}It's very simple, really.
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{\an8}People shouldn't have to be afraid.
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{\an8}People shouldn't feel like they have a gun
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{\an8}pointed at their head all the time.
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{\an8}Uh-
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{\an8}People should feel protected.
The law protects people.
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The law leads to order.
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{\an8}And order is how we make
sure that everyone...
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{\an8}...is safe.
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{\an8}Jay?
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{\an8}I really, I hope that you weren't
threatened by that in any way.
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- That certainly wasn't my intention.
- No, of course.
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Let me hold your hand.
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- The world is not ready yet.
- How could you know, Mom?
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You never ask a Gemini
how they know things.
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I feel like I can't breathe in here.
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Last night, the infamous Cocoa Twins
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were captured and taken off
the open streets for good.
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The two men were connected
with a cigarette stealing crime spree
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that lasted about a month.
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- You still watching TV?
- It's just the news.
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How many hours of reading have you put in?
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I told you, 10 hours of book reading,
three hours of exercise.
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One hour of hygiene and three
hours to do what I want.
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- I know. I already did my 10.
- You need to get discipline.
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Is that your feet, your
butt, or your arms I smell?
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Keep it right here...
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You want the Bing-Bang Burger
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to burger your burger...
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...This wet, juicy burger
deep in your mouth
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for premium satisfaction...
Get over here now!
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You gonna keep on campaigning,
you gonna get elected.
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Come on, let's go. Let's do this.
Come on.
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Heart, head, hands, feet.
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As long as I push, there is no defeat.
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Get your right shoulder out Cootie.
Stay on the yellow, man.
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- Slowly, slowly.
- Only on the yellow, man.
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- I need-
- Stay on the yellow, man.
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Keep it calm, Martisse.
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I have to get out of here.
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- What you think, boy?
- Oh!
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Whoa!
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- Ah, ah, shoes.
- Oh.
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- You know better than that.
- Whoa.
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Next stop... the world.
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Not yet.
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Not until your 21st birthday.
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Why? What, I'll magically
be ready two years from now?
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Yeah. Trust us.
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Can't trust us, who can you trust?
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What?
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A Bing?
It's not poison?
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It's a version
of a Bing-Bang burger.
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Yeah, it's aversion.
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You know we ain't gonna bring
that poison in here to you.
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You lucky we got your back.
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- You ever took my mama to Bing-Bang?
- Who? Her?
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- Hell nah.
- You know who I mean.
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Look, my little sister
was a beautiful soul.
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Okay, I wouldn't give her the poison.
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I wouldn't give it to you and I damn sure
wouldn't give it to myself.
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Heart, head, hands, feet.
Come on, come on.
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Heart, head, hands, feet.
As long as I push, there's no defeat.
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My discipline is the structure
which makes me complete.
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A clear mind shall nourish
and truth is never weak.
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I suffer for the day when all shall gain.
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I'll be ready for the world
and ready for the pain.
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Get your mind right, half wits.
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Get your mind right, half wits.
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I ain't trying to go to jail but,
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this bitch obviously don't
know who she fucking with.
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This bitch really don't
know who she fucking with.
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Focus on your key words today.
Control, magnetic, commanding.
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From that day forward,
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I knew nothing would stop
me from achieving greatness.
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From that day forward,
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I knew nothing would stop
me from achieving greatness.
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Psst! Hey!
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I saw you!
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I saw you man.
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Now I understand why Francine and 'Tisse
brought in this fence and these trees.
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Look man,
my permit paperwork is so fishy.
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Believe me, I'm not trying
to blow your spot up
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and have the city coming around here.
You dig?
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I can see the old bay from up there.
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I've got two and a half
outta five bridges. I'm Lalo, man.
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I'm making some tamales
for the block party.
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I'll sneak some over if you want.
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Tamales?
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Best in Oakland.
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Yes, please.
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It ain't no Bing-Bang Burger
like your old man 'Tisse loves.
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Like, like Martisse loves?
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Me and him, we used to fuck
a Bing-Bang Burger hardcore style
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every other day it seems like.
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I figured you must be into it too
because you-
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Mothafucka...
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I had to move it out of the way,
keep track of your own shit.
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It's not even out here.
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You doing more of your watching, huh?
That's good.
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I'm sorry I act ungrateful sometimes.
I know you guys just want the best for me.
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Like how you don't want me to eat the
poison that these corporations feed people
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like Bing-Bang Burger.
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I know you wouldn't want me
to eat something that you haven't ate,
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so I'm sorry for acting
like a pouty little kid.
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Apology accepted.
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Hey, where you headed?
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- We 'finna go to the park.
- Y'all gonna be hanging out all night?
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I don't know, maybe.
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If you can't trust us,
who can you trust? Control.
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We used to fuck with Bing-Bang
Burger hardcore style.
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This bitch obviously
don't know who she fucking with.
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- Virgo.
- Yo!
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Bro, what the fuck?
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This is the last, bro, stop
buying his cheap shit, bro.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
Nasty as fuck.
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Almost burned my fucking throat.
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Damn!
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Stop! you're gonna
make me pee on myself!
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- I'm just sayin'!
- Just piss in the bushes. Go!
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- Baby bladder!
- Shut up!
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Oh, damn.
Okay.
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Hey, yo.
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I'm on some high shit. Alright.
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What the...?
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Oh shit!
Hey! Hey!
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- Come on!
- What?
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The bush just ran away!
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It's a damn giant.
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When your mom makes dinner and it's-
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Let me let my boy Felix
tell his version of the story, you dig?
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I saw what I saw.
It was a 13 foot tall nigga
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with leaves and shit all over, twigs...
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Hey, hey, we got t-shirts based off
Felix's drawing of the Twamp Monster.
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Twamp Monster.
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- Hey link in the bio.
- Link in bio.
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- Get yours before they go okay?
- Twamp team, my people soft.
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Whoo!
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She's a rubber.
You feel me?
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She coming over to me,
I'm like, and so we arguing and shit.
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I'm like, look, if you talking all of that
you must got the wrong tool in your hand...
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...what you really wanna hold?
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Hey!
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I told y'all!
Hey, bro! I see you!
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- Just come out.
- Hey, what's up?
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Holy shit. Hey, you wanna hit this?
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- Bro! No!
- Chill, chill.
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Whoa!
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This shit is saucy.
Hey Scat, come here.
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I really thought they grew weed in here.
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I'm I'm Cootie.
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Well it's "Kuti" but
you can call me Cootie.
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- So, you work at Auto Area?
- Uh, I do, yes.
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♪ Auto Area ♪
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♪ We sell the parts for
the autos in your area ♪
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- ♪ Ba da boom ♪
- Ka-pow!
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Ay bro, honestly, I just work there
so I can get parts to fix up my car.
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But it's really like the car is my job
'cause it's really... fuck Auto Area.
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Yeah. My parents told me that
if you don't get a job
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they send you directly to jail,
so... that make sense.
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You know, as a young black man
if you walk down the street
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and the police see that you don't have
a job, they send you directly to jail.
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I know all about it.
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- Bro, that's not exactly how it is.
- I mean metaphorically
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- that's how it goes...
- Well, shit.
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Damn!
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So, uh, besides when he saw you,
you never been out there?
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My mom made me some tacos.
You guys want some?
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She made,
she made a good amount.
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- I'm good, man.
- Okay.
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- Wow.
- Damn, is it good?
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Hey yo, I'm just gonna just
ask what we all thinking,
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- why you so damn big, bro?
- Facts.
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I started to think
maybe my size is a sign.
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Yeah, it says step back bitches.
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- It's a signal to do something important.
- Important like an overdue bill, or?
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- Important like The Hero.
- What'd you say your name was again?
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- Jones.
- Hey yo, The Hero locked my cousin up
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for selling weed without a license bro.
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Well why was he doing that?
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It was either for shits and giggles
or rent money. I should ask him.
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Um...
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You guys wanna see me
bench press the Caprice?
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Yo!
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Power is something exercised
that's put into action.
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- Foucault.
- Yup.
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Power exists only when
it's put into action.
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It sounds pretty but useless
for actual organizing.
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- Okay. Hey, we gotta cut y'all.
- You have to leave now?
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- Just hit the side show with us.
- Yeah.
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I don't know.
My mother, she says people get crazy.
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Hey brother, the whole hood love you.
They already got your t-shirts on.
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For real.
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The world is not ready yet.
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I don't want
nobody to see your big ass,
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'cause if they see you,
they gonna try to get the people.
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Gotta wait till your 21st birthday.
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From that day forward I knew,
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nothing would stop me
from achieving greatness.
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Well, I'm a Virgo and
Virgos love adventure.
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- Facts!
- Let's go!
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We showin' up with a giant!
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♪ This is the word ♪
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♪ I done been through a whole lot ♪
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♪ Trial, tribulation, but I know God ♪
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♪ Satan wanna put me in a bow tie ♪
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♪ Pray that the holy water don't go dry
Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ As I look around me
So many motherfuckers wanna down me ♪
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♪ But enemigo never drown me ♪
240
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,340
♪ In front of a dirty
double-mirror they found me ♪
241
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:39,178
♪ And I love myself ♪
242
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:40,889
I feel small.
243
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:44,517
♪ I love myself ♪
244
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,061
♪ I love my ♪
245
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,272
Hey, Cootie!
246
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,775
You ever hear six woofers
coming outta the trunk?
247
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,736
♪ Party wanna pull our big pics up ♪
248
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,590
♪ Big subwoofer
bouncin' like a trampoline ♪
249
00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:00,408
♪ Glass shake when I roll past the scene ♪
250
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,677
♪ Candy apple paint
Drippin' classic green ♪
251
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,053
Hold on, hold on I wanna hear.
252
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:05,580
♪ Everybody eatin', you can ask the team ♪
253
00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:08,207
♪ Fast and mean, speakers
bumpin', tags is clean ♪
254
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,709
♪ Keep me somethin' to smoke on ♪
255
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:12,837
♪ Bad bitch to poke on, bass
hittin' like a earthquake ♪
256
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,839
I love this!
257
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,523
♪ Hit the block and roll on
My bitch got ass like two eighteens ♪
258
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,219
♪ Her favorite Too $hort
song is In Those Jeans ♪
259
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:22,388
On the yellow line.
Stay on the yellow line.
260
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,182
Come on, Cootie, we gotta go.
261
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,227
From that day forward,
262
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:31,230
I knew that nothing would stop
me from achieving greatness.
263
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,774
What?
264
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,276
It's a saying,
people say it all the time.
265
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:38,988
People don't be talkin' like that bro.
266
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,200
Gotta help Jones with something.
267
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:47,497
First, take the wheat paste, put it on the
wall, then you put the poster up.
268
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,958
And then you go back over
with the wheat paste.
269
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,002
- Can I help?
- Yes sir.
270
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:04,514
What the hell?
Damn, he could do the whole block.
271
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,950
He really could do the whole block.
272
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:09,018
Well my mom tells me that
people get on a FBI list,
273
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:12,063
- you know when they-
- Yo, everybody's on the FBI list anyway.
274
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,983
- Might as well be for good reason.
- Who? You on the FBI list...
275
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:17,527
- You on the FBI list too.
- And you too...
276
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:19,505
- Damn.
- Man, the power company
277
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:21,656
be cutting our shit
whenever just to save money.
278
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:22,991
Let's go!
279
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,413
Alright, I see you. Aye, que rico!
280
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:41,259
Yay!
281
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:01,738
Hold on!
282
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,254
- Punch that shit Felix!
- Whooo!
283
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:35,605
Yeah!
284
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,775
- Y'all ain't got no giant!
- Yeah!
285
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:41,778
Cootie, leave 'em wanting more.
286
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:02,799
That shit was hard.
287
00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,801
- Whoo!
- You feel me!
288
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:09,430
Hey bro, this car is my life, bro.
289
00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:11,825
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
this nigga's dick got steering fluid.
290
00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:14,519
Tonight you made her a legend.
291
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,606
- Hey bro, you a real one.
- I am?
292
00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:19,982
Yes!
293
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:23,569
Ruh-roh.
294
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,196
For reals?
295
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,783
It's him?
296
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:33,663
Spotlight.
You are above the approved decimal levels.
297
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:37,750
I'll check your vehicle registration
numbers and impound these vehicles.
298
00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:41,796
In California, more than three people
gathered together wearing similar clothes
299
00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:44,160
can be prosecuted as a gang
300
00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:47,051
Get your mind right, half wits.
301
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,721
Turn my music down,
how about this motha...
302
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:52,908
♪ Fuck the police,
fuck the police, fuck 'em ♪
303
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,309
♪ Fuck the police, fuck
the police, fuck 'em ♪
304
00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:58,997
What the hell's
wrong with you coming in...
305
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:02,108
Shh!
What are you thinking?
306
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:05,278
- What?
- What do you mean what?
307
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:09,407
It's a word attempting to specifically
locate the object of one's inquiry.
308
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,827
{\an8}- Boy, I wish I was eight foot taller.
- Have you been listening to me?
309
00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:15,204
Have I been wasting my breath?
310
00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:18,624
You can't waste or save it
because it comes out either way.
311
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:20,084
{\an8}Man, this dude is crazy.
312
00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:25,590
You do not appreciate what we put aside
to keep you safe and to keep you fed...
313
00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:26,859
I didn't ask for it...
I didn't ask for it!
314
00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:29,760
To become the man that you are.
I gave up-
315
00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:34,223
What? Bing-Bang Burgers?
Hmm? Y'all used to eat Bing-Bang Burgers.
316
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,642
Yes, I did.
317
00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:41,355
{\an8}I did eat Bing-Bang Burgers but I stopped.
318
00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:46,235
{\an8}- Okay. How about subwoofers then?
- Huh?
319
00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:48,505
You guys always play music
from these tiny little speakers.
320
00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:51,949
So, you basically kept one
of the greatest inventions from me.
321
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:56,579
It moves through your
body like, like waves.
322
00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,372
Okay? And it sings to your bones
323
00:24:58,456 --> 00:25:01,584
and you can feel the ground
and the sky at the same time.
324
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:02,686
As if, as if you,
325
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:05,070
as if you're the thing that's
keeping it together. You know?
326
00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:09,175
I'm 19 and I heard bass
for the first time.
327
00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:11,344
That's abuse!
328
00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:13,983
{\an8}You know what,
no one's ever took me away.
329
00:25:14,055 --> 00:25:17,183
Y'all are just paranoid
and y'all are lying to me.
330
00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:21,312
- Take a look at this.
- No, no.
331
00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:23,231
- Come on, sit down.
- Mama.
332
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:24,148
Come on man.
333
00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:26,084
It gives me nightmares
every time, please. Tomorrow.
334
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:27,108
Sit down.
335
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:33,282
We are not lying about this.
336
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,911
This is how we keep them just nightmares.
337
00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:35,136
None of them are related to me.
None of them?
338
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,221
No...
339
00:26:39,307 --> 00:26:43,936
But there's one just like you
every generation somewhere.
340
00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:52,945
People are always afraid.
And you are a 13 foot tall black man.
341
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,197
They fear you.
342
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:58,534
They were excited to see me, mama.
They were excited.
343
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,287
- Come on.
- No, no.
344
00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:04,123
- Heart, head, hands, feet.
- No, no, no.
345
00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:07,835
Not tonight.
I don't want to do that tonight.
346
00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:15,009
{\an8}You know, Cootie,
soon people are gonna try to figure out
347
00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:18,471
{\an8}how to use you and when
they can't use you no more...
348
00:27:21,015 --> 00:27:23,476
{\an8}They gonna try to get rid of you.
349
00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,063
I have one question.
350
00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:31,567
{\an8}- Did she used to go to Bing-Bang Burger?
- Aw man...
351
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:35,112
Mama tell me, did she eat...
352
00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:38,949
- Bing-Bang Burgers?
- Yes.
353
00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:44,830
Oh, shit.
354
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:49,168
♪ Is it me ♪
355
00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:54,715
♪ Or is the moonlight shining
brighter than it usually does ♪
356
00:27:57,635 --> 00:27:59,303
♪ Is it me ♪
357
00:27:59,387 --> 00:28:05,101
♪ Or is tonight the most
amazing night that there ever was ♪
358
00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:11,315
♪ Can you see the stars ♪
359
00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:16,069
Next?
360
00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:21,659
Welcome to Bing-Bang Burger.
What can I bop you with?
361
00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:28,374
Um. I'll take seven
Bing-Bang burgers, please.
362
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:38,259
Your's is ready, big man.
363
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:51,980
Hey.
364
00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:03,200
Oh...
365
00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:10,040
What?
366
00:29:10,124 --> 00:29:11,709
Oh!
367
00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:14,211
Oh!
368
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,466
- Scat.
- Thank you.
369
00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:19,550
- Jones.
- Oh, damn!
370
00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:21,343
- Felix.
- Yessir.
371
00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,658
- This right here!
- Now you want to do a food van?
372
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:30,352
- This sauce, bro!
- This sauce, bro!
373
00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,664
- The sauce!
- There's crack in this sauce.
374
00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:34,166
- Come on.
- That Bing-Bang sauce!
375
00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:36,692
- Bing-Bang sauce!
- What they put in this?
376
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,837
- I dunno, this shit hits.
- Always.
377
00:29:38,861 --> 00:29:40,321
- Hit, hit.
- Mmm.
378
00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:43,532
What you think?
Good, right?
379
00:29:45,159 --> 00:29:49,538
Mh hm!
380
00:29:56,837 --> 00:30:00,341
It's actually very disgusting.
381
00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:02,259
What?
382
00:30:02,343 --> 00:30:03,719
It's really very bad.
383
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,180
That's 'cause this
nigga' be eating spinach pies.
384
00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:32,665
♪ I'm outta this world ♪
385
00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:35,793
♪ My name is Furl ♪
386
00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:39,880
- Aye, bruh, you ain't dancin', man?
- Huh?
387
00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:44,218
- What?
- You ain't gon' dance?
388
00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:47,596
Oh! Nah, nah.
389
00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:50,808
- I ain't never danced before, so.
- Well at least like holler
390
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:55,187
- at some females or something bro.
- It's my first time at a club.
391
00:30:55,396 --> 00:30:58,157
Hey bro, if you don't just down those
shots and get on the dance floor
392
00:30:58,232 --> 00:31:00,609
and holler at some females,
me and you gonna fight.
393
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:06,115
You messing with me...
that's what friends do.
394
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,741
Okay!
395
00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:13,831
I always wondered what having a friend
was, now I know it's like bass
396
00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:18,669
because like the bass
coming out this speaker,
397
00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:21,922
friends can help you feel
the inside of yourself
398
00:31:22,006 --> 00:31:24,341
and the rest of the
world at the same time.
399
00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:32,975
- Yeah! Hey bruh, that's real as fuck.
- Right?
400
00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:36,228
Yes. Alright, look, I declare us friends.
401
00:31:37,313 --> 00:31:40,816
Well then I want to help you
feel the inside of yourself too.
402
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:46,071
Hey, you need another one right?
403
00:31:46,155 --> 00:31:48,490
- Hey, can I get one more for my boy?
- I think I'm drunk.
404
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:50,618
Good.
Just hold it otherwise you look weird.
405
00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:54,121
- Okay.
- Hey, there go one looking.
406
00:31:54,288 --> 00:31:57,791
You ready?
Beautiful! In the black dress.
407
00:31:57,875 --> 00:32:00,461
Hey, look, look, just don't
let silence happen, okay?
408
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:02,671
Silence is a killer.
Beautiful, beautiful.
409
00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:05,799
Yes. This is the big man.
Just don't stop talking, okay?
410
00:32:10,179 --> 00:32:13,891
- Your dress is really pretty.
- Thanks.
411
00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:18,020
I think you could be in the background
of a music video or something.
412
00:32:18,771 --> 00:32:21,774
Cardi B or Beyoncé or somebody big.
413
00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:26,945
I mean, you pick what music video
you want to be the background in and...
414
00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:28,697
They'll put you in it.
415
00:32:28,781 --> 00:32:31,021
You know, as long as they
don't have enough pretty girls.
416
00:32:32,326 --> 00:32:34,244
But I'm sure you would
show up early though...
417
00:32:35,496 --> 00:32:36,747
Because you look punctual.
418
00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:40,668
- Virgos are punctual, I'm a Virgo...
- I'm sorry, I don't speak English.
419
00:32:43,837 --> 00:32:45,482
♪ Tell me when to go ♪
420
00:32:45,506 --> 00:32:46,340
Go Cootie! Go Cootie!
421
00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:48,300
♪ Tell me when to go
Tell me when to go ♪
422
00:32:48,384 --> 00:32:52,680
♪ Dum, dum, dum, dum ♪
423
00:32:52,763 --> 00:32:54,807
♪ Tell me when to go
Tell me when to go ♪
424
00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:57,351
♪ Tell me when to go
Tell me when to go ♪
425
00:32:57,434 --> 00:32:59,770
♪ Dum, dum, dum, dum ♪
426
00:33:01,397 --> 00:33:05,943
Man, for real?
427
00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:10,155
Excuse me!
428
00:33:10,239 --> 00:33:13,325
We were just talking and, um,
we wanna see that dick.
429
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,457
- Cootie!
- Felix!
430
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,462
- Yo, what's up?
- What's going on with your boy, man?
431
00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:29,258
Can't say excuse me?
I mean, the nigga knocked me down.
432
00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,844
I'm just looking for an "excuse me".
433
00:33:31,969 --> 00:33:34,096
Aw, bro. Hey.
434
00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:36,014
I'm... I'm very sorry.
435
00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:38,767
That's socially unacceptable, bro.
436
00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:44,314
Grab ya mans, Felix.
I'm not feeling the love right now, bro.
437
00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:47,401
Just let me know where
you want to feel the love
438
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,236
and I can put it right there.
439
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:52,406
You twamp niggas.
440
00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:55,200
Act like you forgot what the
cement taste like, homie.
441
00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:59,705
- What the semen tastes like?
- The cement, muthafucka!
442
00:33:59,997 --> 00:34:04,960
You going to taste the cement you
fucking Slim Jim ass, built-ass nigga.
443
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:22,227
Tall ass...Slim Jim...
Grumpy-built ass nigga...
444
00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:24,480
Mark-ass nigga...
445
00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:27,232
He getting scared!
He getting tired!
446
00:34:27,316 --> 00:34:28,984
Come on, get off!
447
00:34:32,529 --> 00:34:35,991
- We told you to get off!
- Bro, he's big, bro!
448
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:40,120
Get up, bro. Get up, bro.
Hey man, nigga's from Lower Bottoms, bro.
449
00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:43,123
You got us fucked up.
450
00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:49,004
You jumped on him, bro.
Like what you thought?
451
00:34:49,171 --> 00:34:52,174
- Take y'all drunk asses home!
- I'm sorry!
452
00:34:53,509 --> 00:34:54,968
- Good night.
- Wait Bear...
453
00:34:55,052 --> 00:34:57,721
I'm gonna call you bro.
454
00:34:58,514 --> 00:35:00,354
Many claimed it was a hoax.
455
00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:04,686
There's a giant man in Oakland
with a penchant for sideshows,
456
00:35:04,937 --> 00:35:07,105
dancing, burgers and brawls.
457
00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:08,583
Police stopped the suspect
458
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,317
known as the Twamp Monster,
459
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,736
after a melee between
him and five other men.
460
00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:16,323
But video by onlookers shown to police
461
00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:19,284
clearly shows the giant
man acting in self-defense.
462
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:21,870
- Police are releasing him without arrest.
- Mute.
463
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,720
Muting.
464
00:35:25,499 --> 00:35:27,876
Measure threat level
of the Twamp Monster.
465
00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:30,128
Measuring now.
466
00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:32,232
{\an8}You're not trying to get anybody's story.
467
00:35:32,256 --> 00:35:34,716
{\an8}You have us sitting on the ground here.
Are you serious?
468
00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:36,718
- Fuck.
- We knew it was gonna happen.
469
00:35:38,971 --> 00:35:44,101
- Just wish it didn't happen so soon.
- He ain't ready, but we are.
470
00:35:44,935 --> 00:35:48,021
When was the last time you checked?
471
00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:03,412
We ready.
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