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(opening theme playing)
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(tv show playing)
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Guys, I stayed up all night
making this amazing video
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And I wanted to share it
with my closest friends.
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-Oh, wonderful.
-Well, share away, bro.
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Somebody's flexing
their creative muscles.
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Why not?
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Robin: Cyborg.You know him as a superhero.
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Aw, you made
a video about me?
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Quiet.
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Robin: But did youalso know that cyborgis also a gigantic jerk?
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(gasps)
no, I did not know that.
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Just look at whatthe security camerascaught him saying
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About his best friendbeast boy.
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Dude, I think beast boy'ssuper lame and so annoying.
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Ah!
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Cyborg, how could you?
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What? I never said...
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That was taken out of context.
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And if you think that's bad,just look what wecaught beast boy saying.
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Yeah, bro. Cyborg is grossand stupid and super weird.
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What?
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You really
think I'm super weird?
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Guys, obviously he just
edited those clips together
to make you look bad.
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You're the one who's annoying!
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I'm not the one who's gross,
not me!
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(both arguing)
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Okay, okay, you're gonna
miss the best part.
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This election, vote fora leader whose not afraidto tell you the hard truth.
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Vote for robin.
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This message was paidfor by the teen titansand endorsed by robin.
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The views expressedmay or may not be accurate.
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Any resemblancesto real personsis purely coincidental.
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(clapping)
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Oh, that was very
well made, robin.
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What was all that about?
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The election for team leader
is coming up.
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And I'm ready to do whatever
it takes to win.
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But I'm not even
running against you.
No one is.
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Exactly. I crush my opponents
even before they start.
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How do you think
george washington
became the first president?
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By inspiring a country
with is military leadership
and humility?
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(scoffs) that's lame.
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I would have been
a better president
than that doofus.
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Do we even vote
for team leader?
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Don't you remember last year?
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One vote for robin.
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Oh, and no one else voted.
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That makes it official.
Robin is reelected
as team leader.
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Congratulations, robin.
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(imitating crowd whooping
and cheering)
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Thank you, thank you.
It is an honor.
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You're going to do great,
you handsome little man.
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(vocalizing hail to the chief)
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I'm expecting another
landslide victory.
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So, you losers better
not even think about
running against me.
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Can I count on your vote?
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Whoo! Whoo!
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(alarm sounding)
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Titans, go!
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(laughs manically)
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(gasps)
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(lasers firing)
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(bellowing)
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(gasps) friends, look.
The television
is speaking of us.
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Breaking news.The teen titans savethe day again
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And it's all caught on video.
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Oh, this must be
from my epic victory against
the h.I.V.E. Yesterday.
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Your victory?
We were all there.
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Funny.
That's not how I remember it.
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Let's just watch
the video I provided
the local news station.
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(bellowing)
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Really, bro?
How could you?
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Yes, robin, how could
you keep your four amazing
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Quadruplet brothers a secret
for all of these years?
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I wish to meet the one
with the physique
similar to mine.
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No. How could you
take credit for our work?
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I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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But I think we can all agree
the video proves
I would make the best leader.
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(music playing)
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(vocalizing hail to the chief)
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He has finally gone too far.
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Someone needs to talk
some sense into him.
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And I know exactly who.
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(whistling yankee doodle)
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Hey, what's up guys?
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Robin, we feel you have
lost the vision of what
is most important in a leader.
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So, I used a time machine
to bring one of history's
greatest leaders here
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To remind you what
leadership is all about.
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(machine whirring)
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(my country 'tis of thee
playing)
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(screeching)
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It is a pleasure
to make your acquaintance.
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Whoa, george washington?
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The one and only.
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Dude, who's that old lady?
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Show some respect.
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I think it's the grandma
who's on the back
of the dollar bill.
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Oh, money grandma.
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She's rad.
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Being a true leader, robin,
is like being a gardener.
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You must tend to your friends
like you might
a small sapling.
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For only by working togethertowards a common goal
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Can a true teamwith the strengthof a mighty oak be formed.
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I think I understand.
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You want to run
for team leader against me?
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-I will ruin you, washington.
-(screeches)
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Robin, you misunderstand.
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-He merely...
-Such insolence!
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Alright, you little red coat.
If you want to test my mettle,
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You shall find me ready
to deliver a quality
trashing indeed.
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Bring it on!
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-I will bring it on.
-(both grunting)
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-Take that, georgie porgie.
-Stop it.
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-Stop it. Stop it now.
-Oh, you're still
with the old school.
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(both arguing)
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Beast boy & cyborg:
Fight! Fight, fight!
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Fight! Fight!
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Was this your plan, raven?
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More or less.
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(punches landing
& crashing)
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You get him, money grandma!
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(patriotic music playing)
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(oven dings)
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(grunts)
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(inaudible)
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(exclaiming)
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-(chattering)
-(crying)
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(grinding teeth)
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-(all applauding)
-(cameras clicking)
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(burping)
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My brave friends,
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Together we can form
a more perfect team.
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A group brought together
by discipline
to stop evil in its tracks
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And truly earn the name titan.
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(all cheering)
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-Preach to us, money grandma!
-You've got this,
money grandma.
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(gavel sounds)
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(croons)
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(clears throat)
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It has been said
of my opponent
that he cannot tell a lie.
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(chuckles) guilty as charged.
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Earlier today,
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Did you not ask,
"do you smell that?"
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In regards
to a noxious odor?
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(stammering)
I recall that, yes.
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Yes, okay.
Then I ask you,
good sir,
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Where you not in fact
responsible for that odor?
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(stammering)
I... Well, you see,
here's the thing.
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You are evading.
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No. No.
It's just that...
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Answer the question,
president washington!
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Yes!
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Yes, it's true. I farted.
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I smelt it and it
was I who dealt it.
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(all gasping)
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I rest my case.
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One vote for washington.
One vote for robin.
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-It's a tie.
-What?
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You guys didn't vote?
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-No.
-Of course not.
I'm not into politics.
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Then how shall we
break the tie?
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There's only one way
to settle this, washington.
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Both: Fisticuffs!
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And the winner
will lead the titans.
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Robin, you can't fight
george washington.
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Yeah, you leave
that sweet, old woman alone.
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Not a chance.
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(vocalizing kung fu sounds)
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(banjo music playing)
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I've cut down more
than cherry trees
with this ax, child.
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By the power of america!
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(yells) I have the power!
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(screeches)
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(robin groans)
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(washington grunts)
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Freedom shield!
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Money grandma
ain't messing around, yo!
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Liberty punch!
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(bell ringing)
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(screams)
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(robin groans)
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(grunts)
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Monument bash!
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(groans)
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Do you yield?
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(groans) I yield.
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Good lad.
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Are you the okay, robin?
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I see now I was wrong.
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I wanted to win this election
so badly I forgot what being
a true leader really means.
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So, effective immediately,
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George washington
is the leader
of the teen titans.
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Robin: Sorry, guys.
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I'm sorry you won't be
around to see me become
the greatest leader ever!
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Robin, what are you doing?
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You can read about it
in the history books.
(chuckles)
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Guys, look!
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-He didn't.
-He did.
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Man: After defeatingthe british with hissweet kung fu moves,
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Robin becamethe first presidentof the United States.
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Was this also a part
of the plan, raven?
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