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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,920 MILK, COCOA AND CEREALS! THAT'S A MORNING MEAL 2 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:12,880 POST 3 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,720 THIS IS PETROL 4 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,720 DELICIOUS. I EAT THEM ALL THE TIME 5 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:28,080 THANKS, WE'RE SO PLEASED! 6 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,120 - WHAT A GOOD BREAKFAST - THANK YOU VERY MUCH 7 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,320 WE'RE PLEASED YOU LIKE IT 8 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:34,400 A DELICIOUS SNACK 9 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:35,840 GOOD MORNING FRIENDS 10 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,440 ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST 11 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,200 AH, TOO NICE! 12 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,400 I CAN'T EAT THEM, I'M DIABETIC 13 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,560 1 NEW COMMENT 14 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,200 DISPLAY 15 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,600 A REALLY SHITTY SNACK MAKES YOU WANNA CACK 16 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,840 "Thank you for sharing your opinion, Fulvio." 17 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:57,920 A REALLY SHITTY SNACK MAKES YOU WANNA CACK - DELETE 18 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:00,320 "It will definitely help us become better people." 19 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:03,360 DELETE THE USER'S COMMENT? THE COMMENT WAS DELETED 20 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,360 My life is so beautiful. 21 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,600 SMALL FISH 22 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:16,760 Guys, the flatbreads are here! 23 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,560 Ciro, sorry I'm late. 24 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,280 I'm mortified, look. 25 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,920 Giovanni, don't worry, it's no problem. 26 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,080 Good things come to those who wait, though, 27 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:33,280 so here's my best flatbread for my best customer. 28 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:36,000 - Giovanni, thank you, it's just... - You don't have to say it. 29 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,720 When I get up to go to work I think of people like you 30 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,880 who know how to appreciate quality. 31 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:42,640 That's very nice of you, Giovanni. 32 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,280 - Eat it before it gets cold. - Yes, I'll eat it now. 33 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,320 - Have you got cutlery? - Yes, I brought some. 34 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,800 - With a rounded tip. - Good man. 35 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,880 - The usual tomorrow, speck, rocket? - And nuts. 36 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,000 Good man, I love you, Ciro. 37 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,720 - I love you too. - Bye, guys. 38 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:00,080 I have a flatbread for Guliano. 39 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:04,600 You're pathetic. 40 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,640 - Tuesday PPM 12 noon. - Then? 41 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,840 We have to buy some footage of the city from above 42 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,720 because we can't afford a drone. 43 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,360 - And the third thing. - What? 44 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:14,640 - The money. - Money... 45 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,760 - Money for a present for... - Ciro. 46 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,360 Alfredo. 47 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:21,080 Don't worry, I'll collect it, you eat now, eh? 48 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,600 - Anyone want some flatbread? - I'm not swapping today. 49 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,280 - Ask Greta as well for the present. - Alright. 50 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,600 - No, Greta, no. - Why not? 51 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,360 We don't know really her. 52 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,520 - What do you mean? - Then we'll have to give her a gift. 53 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:34,600 23 May. 54 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,680 What if she doesn't contribute for my birthday? 55 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:37,920 15 June. 56 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,240 That's why I don't give presents to children under 12. 57 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:44,320 You don't give people presents if you're not sure they'll reciprocate? 58 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:47,160 Because they don't have the economic capacity to do it for me. 59 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,920 A REALLY SHITTY SNACK MAKES YOU WANNA CACK 60 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,080 I vote to include Greta. Aurora, some flatbread? 61 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,360 No, Ciro, I'm not swapping my lunch. Fabio? 62 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:57,040 I got it, Aurora, I'll ask Greta for ten euros. 63 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:58,560 It's 15, it's gone up. 64 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,800 15 euros? Is Alfredo getting married now? 65 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:01,960 Fru, please. 66 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,840 I'm already nervous today and this guy keeps commenting. 67 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:08,000 For 14 months you've ordered the same flatbread from Giovanni, 68 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,440 with speck and rocket, and then you ask us to swap. 69 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,920 Ciro, you're just not able to say no. 70 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,280 - Have I ever swapped with you? - Precisely, help me. 71 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,240 - No way. - Why not? 72 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,760 It's your problem, not mine. 73 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:22,000 Ciro, sorry, take a moment tomorrow and talk to him. 74 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:23,600 Tell him... 75 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,720 Giovanni of the flatbreads... I don't know his surname. 76 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,280 Let's have a break. 77 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:31,000 - No, it would hurt him too much. - Ciro, come on... 78 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:34,480 men have to learn to live with their pain as well. 79 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,680 We have a problem. 80 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,000 Another one? 81 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:41,960 There is no bad publicity, 82 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,240 even hater comments are good for us. 83 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,160 They create interaction and engagement. 84 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,120 What does this Fulvio write that's so bad? 85 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,800 "A really shitty snack makes you wanna cack." 86 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,400 There's a protocol for these things, no? Fru, how are you handling it? 87 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:55,920 ARE YOU DELETING MY COMMENTS? 88 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,360 Remove the comment each time. 89 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,920 It seems they have nothing to do except comment on my posts. 90 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,080 "A really shitty snack makes you wanna cack." 91 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,880 - Because it's not the solution. - The solution is to block the user. 92 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,760 All right, do that. 93 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,560 Hi, Marione, how are you? 94 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,400 Good, thank you. I started very early today... 95 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,520 We have more important things to think about. 96 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,320 - I think we should talk. - With whom? 97 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,320 With the hater. 98 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,680 - Let's invite them to the office. - She's crazy. 99 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,080 Look, these haters are like that on the net, 100 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,800 - but when you talk to them... - It seems like a waste of effort. 101 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,560 Maybe we'll get a post, a nice story to share with the client. 102 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,240 A nice story where I commit murder. 103 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,080 You won't murder anyone. 104 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,200 We could get a good case history out of this. 105 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,760 - She's crazy too. - Well done, guys. 106 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,400 Actually I said it, not Fru. 107 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,280 Well done, all of us. We're a team. 108 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,360 Aurora, it's not like you can always take the credit for everything. 109 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,240 Sometimes this office feels like a kindergarten. 110 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,560 Don't involve me in this, I don't want to know about it. 111 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,080 What a bitch! 112 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,160 What a bitch! 113 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,760 - Fru? - What? 114 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,800 When someone asks me how I am, 115 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,240 why don't they really want to hear how I am? 116 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,840 Marione... 117 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,040 would a giraffe ever explain to a gazelle 118 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:13,760 how to eat the leaves from above the trees? 119 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,640 Nature is a collection of animals waiting 120 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,080 for others to be eaten in their place. 121 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,040 And they hope for it a bit as well. 122 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,640 - You busy? - Yes. 123 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:25,600 All right, one thing quickly. 124 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,880 I'm collecting money for Alfredo's present. 125 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,760 It's a thing we humans do... 126 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,120 - it's called a birthday. - I know what a birthday is. 127 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,600 - All right, I'm asking... - What are we giving him? 128 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,720 I don't know, Aurora always gets the presents. 129 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,080 Why? 130 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:44,920 Because Aurora... 131 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,320 always knows what we want, she has the best ideas... 132 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,920 and then Aurora's Aurora. 133 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,960 She's the woman... All right, anyway I'll put you on the list and then... 134 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:57,000 What if you and I choose the present this year? 135 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,800 Don't involve me in these things. 136 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,600 Come on, how hard can it be to get a present for Alfredo? 137 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,640 - That's Giuliano. - Fabio, 138 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:06,000 collect the money. We'll get Alfredo a great present. 139 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,560 - I don't want to... - We're a team! 140 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,920 By the way, how much per person? 141 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,600 - 15... eight euros. - OK. 142 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:18,360 - You wanna make it seven? - OK. 143 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,560 - 6.50. - OK. 144 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,200 I have the 50 cents as well. 145 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,600 - LOVE + BUDGET 146 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,200 Eloise, you didn't understand me. 147 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,320 All right, I didn't explain myself, is that alright? 148 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:35,720 It's not like I can be in two places at once, sorry. 149 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,720 Love, objectively, has it ever been a problem? 150 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:43,640 It's never been a problem. Why does it have to be now, sorry? 151 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,440 Yes, let me say... 152 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,280 That's enough, for God's sake! 153 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,640 I'm at work. 154 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,480 Guys? 155 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,080 What is it, Alfredo? 156 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,320 Why's she coming to me? Have I something wrong? 157 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:06,640 Maybe you did something better than her. 158 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:12,200 - A bit of flatbread? - I don't know. Do I want it? 159 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,360 Everything OK, yeah? 160 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,560 I'm working! 161 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,080 MATTINELLA CAMPAIGN REPORT 162 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,880 - Good morning, Fru. - Are they already here? 163 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,240 Who? There are 14 of us. 164 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,560 - The 'cack' hater. - He's in the meeting room. 165 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:42,560 - Can you take the coffees? - Of course I can't! 166 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,480 We'd be delighted 167 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,320 to offer you a month's supply of 'Mattinella' snacks, free. 168 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,040 This is to thank you for your presence here. 169 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,840 Did you hear that? What do you say? 170 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,600 They're buying your silence with snacks. 171 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,240 Don't encourage omertà. 172 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,560 We don't want to buy your silence... 173 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:13,360 We only want to make peace. 174 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,560 Call a truce, if you prefer. 175 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,680 Come on. 176 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:37,760 - Too slow. - Fulvio, be good. 177 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:38,920 Sorry. 178 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,960 This morning he was so happy about coming here to meet you. 179 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,920 - I can see that. - He also said 180 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,040 that his dream is to work in the social media. 181 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:49,920 Lovely. It's great that you want to do that. 182 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:52,040 He'd really like to spend a few hours with you. 183 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,080 - Yes. - No. 184 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,880 Only if he promises to stop the comments. 185 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,400 To accept the snacks? 186 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,360 To be photographed accepting the snacks? 187 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:07,000 A photo to be published on all of 'Mattinella's' social media? 188 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,520 Well, of course you can stay here, dear. 189 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,240 Are you happy? 190 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,040 You'll be full of snacks. 191 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:25,280 You will be, Ful... vio. 192 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,840 Full, like in English... 193 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,960 Shall we go and take the photos? 194 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,400 Happier. 195 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,520 I was right, see? 196 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:45,720 We talked to them and sorted it out. 197 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:49,280 We helped make this child a better person. 198 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:52,600 Except that this child will never be a better person, 199 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:55,680 and it's not our job to sort the world's problems. 200 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,920 - Already in the office we're... - Fru... 201 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:01,520 the truth is that you should learn to listen more to people. 202 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,600 Aurora, your words as a mentor 203 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:08,280 will undoubtedly breach my impenetrable armor. 204 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,920 - I'm already getting bored. - Good, so why don't you fuck off? 205 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,360 Listen, I have an important call now, 206 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:18,440 how about you stay with Fru? 207 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,280 So you can become friends, eh? 208 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:24,360 There's no way me and this loser are gonna become friends. 209 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,360 I agree with the little shit. 210 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,000 Be good. 211 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,480 I'll see you later, OK? 212 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,400 - You want a coffee? - I'm 11 years old, 213 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:37,160 caffeine's bad for me. 214 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,640 I know, I'll get you a cigarette as well then. 215 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,560 - Alfredo, you OK? - Why's she looking at me? 216 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:53,760 - Who? - Greta. 217 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,680 She's been checking on everything I do since yesterday. 218 00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:00,000 Don't worry, relax. Go get your coffee. 219 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,800 - She took a picture. - Who? 220 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,840 - Fabio, what's going on? - Nothing. 221 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,480 Fabio, tell me the truth, please. 222 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,160 Nothing's happening. Get a coffee. 223 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,600 - But I've already got one. - Get another one. 224 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:12,680 Don't worry. Go and get your coffee. 225 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:25,640 No. 226 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:42,240 What do you need pens for? 227 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,200 Let's clarify something, you, for me, are a misunderstanding. 228 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,440 If it were up to me you'd be in the cemetery of the banned. 229 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,280 Which shows you count for anything, cos I'm here. 230 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,960 Look, keep talking, I'll put my headphones on 231 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,560 and listen to a nice podcast about the Battle of Lepanto. 232 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,680 You work as a social media manager and still have pens on your desk? 233 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,640 You're old. I would do your job much faster than you. 234 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,760 - I'm not listening. - But you answered me. 235 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,840 I just threw out a sentence that fortuitously 236 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,920 responds in a relevant way to what you said. 237 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,520 - You answered me again. - I was very lucky... 238 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:14,000 - Fru, listen... - Mario, you as well, fuck it! 239 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,040 There's a file in here on each of us. 240 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:23,760 It has people's tastes, distinguishing marks... 241 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,760 There's also an obituary, in case of a sudden loss... 242 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,800 we're in the hands of God... 243 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,480 It's perfect. 244 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,160 - Where did you get it? - From Aurora. 245 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:36,400 - Alfredo has a file as well. - We don't need it. 246 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,160 Greta, why don't we need it? Let's at least have a look. 247 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,880 Let's read at least an idea, a hint. 248 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,560 Why do we need to complicate our lives? 249 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,280 You're losing your hair. 250 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,000 You grow it long to cover your receding hairline. 251 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,840 Does it make you feel uncomfortable if people tell you? 252 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,760 - Air fryer. - Already done. 253 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,200 - Experience gift box... - What does experience mean? 254 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,680 Experience is subjective, we need something objective. 255 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,160 - A day at a spa gift box. - No. 256 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,480 Is all this vintage only because it's cheaper? 257 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,720 Or to acknowledge that your generation 258 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,080 hasn't managed to create anything new? 259 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:12,720 I'm not listening to you. 260 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,880 I'm working... I'm going outside. 261 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,280 - A food and wine tour. - Money? 262 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,440 - A cooking class. - Look, money's a nice gift. 263 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,560 Money's money, I mean... 264 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,880 - Pastry course. - With money you buy what you want. 265 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,760 Are you happy about the fact 266 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,600 that AI will be doing your job in two years 267 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,800 and you'll become completely useless? 268 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,560 I beg you, Fulvio, vanish from the face of the earth. 269 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,440 - A personalized neon light. - He has three. 270 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,480 - A battery-operated bottle opener. - No. 271 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,600 - A red air fryer? - Where would he put it...? 272 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:52,440 D'you ever think memes are the mirror of a generation with no identity? 273 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,800 - So your generation... - Shut up, damn you. 274 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,040 - A hot-air balloon ride. - No. 275 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,640 - Why not? - Just because! 276 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,600 Ciro, my friend. 277 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,520 - Hi. - How are you? 278 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,480 - I'm all right. How are you? - Tomorrow... 279 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,400 the usual, right? Speck, rocket... 280 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,240 - And nuts, like always. - Very good. 281 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:12,320 - All right, I'm going. - Look, Giovanni, hang on. 282 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,640 - I need to talk to you for a moment. - What do you need to tell me? 283 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,800 Maybe in private. 284 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,040 No, sorry... what do you need to tell me? 285 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,000 - Who's this kid? - Ignore him. 286 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,280 What's happening? 287 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:57,400 - Bye, guys. - Bye. 288 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,040 Hide the sandwich, this guy sells flatbreads. 289 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,000 - I did it. - Well done. 290 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,480 I told him that from tomorrow I won't be needing his flatbreads. 291 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:12,320 Well done, Ciro. See, was that so hard? 292 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,120 - I said I got fired. - Fired? 293 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,760 And tomorrow I'll go seek my fortune abroad as an emigrant. 294 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:22,000 In Wolfsburg, Germany, Lower Saxony. 295 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,040 If he comes tomorrow and sees you haven't gone to Wol... 296 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,080 I'll hide. 297 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:37,520 Hey, kid, you wanna swap for a bit of speck and rocket flatbread? 298 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,840 He doesn't. 299 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,800 Stop following me. 300 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:55,320 If you were an animal, do you know what you'd be? 301 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,880 - No. - Its shit. 302 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,280 Instead if you were a Japanese cartoon, 303 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,640 - do you know what you'd be? - No. 304 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,040 - Its shit. - OK. 305 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,800 - But if you were... - Fulvio, your mother's here. 306 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,880 - Hi, love, I'll be outside. - Let's go. 307 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,400 - I hope he behaved well. - An angel. 308 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,800 Bye, partner. 309 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:21,400 All things considered, I enjoyed myself today. 310 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,720 What the fuck's he doing here? 311 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:15,320 His mom brought him back because Fulvio said yesterday was good fun. 312 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,920 Chase him. We're not a kindergarten. 313 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:20,000 Look, it's simple, let me stay here today as well 314 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,520 or I'll kick up a shitstorm on the 'Mattinella' campaign. 315 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,760 - Help me. - I said this was a shit idea. 316 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:30,080 Listen, Fulvio, I have an important meeting now with the creatives. 317 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:33,080 You only want to take part because you like that guy. 318 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,200 Who, Ale? 319 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:38,080 - You're wrong, we're just friends. - You're just friends? 320 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,320 Because you're a shitter and you haven't told him you like him. 321 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,440 Listen, Fulvio, 322 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,760 I'd prefer to spend the day ignoring you, 323 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:58,280 but at this point I really have to say to you: you're an asshole. 324 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,320 You spend your time treating everyone badly, to make you feel superior 325 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,000 when in reality, inside you know you're a human failure, 326 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,560 you tell yourself over and over. 327 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,680 And you mask it all with this arrogant air, 328 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,760 and all you do is pour your pain onto others 329 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:13,800 because it comforts you a little to think everyone's as unhappy as you. 330 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,560 But deep down you know you are and will always be alone. 331 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,080 What are you doing? 332 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,040 Stop crying. 333 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,560 No, don't play the crying card, it won't work with me, OK? 334 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,320 Stop it. 335 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,200 You're embarrassing me, stop crying. 336 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,320 Control yourself, Fulvio. 337 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,440 Look, do you know what grown-ups do when they're sad? 338 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,000 They work. 339 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,200 Let me nominate you my helper for today, OK? 340 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,480 I'll teach you how to be a social media manager. 341 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,520 Will you let me delete the comments? 342 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:10,080 - Just stop all this. - OK. 343 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,680 I didn't think you could cry, you didn't seem... human. 344 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,920 What do you want for a present? 345 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:24,800 A present? 346 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,360 Yes, but aim low because the budget's limited. 347 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,760 Why are you two getting my present this year? 348 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,280 Just tell us what you want. 349 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,480 I don't know what I want. 350 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,160 Aurora knows what I want. 351 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,280 Only she knows what we want. 352 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,360 She even set up a WhatsApp group for your present. 353 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,840 Look. 354 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,720 She said it was important. 355 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,560 Why didn't you tell me? 356 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,880 Greta... because it's a present. 357 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,840 You don't say, it's a surprise. 358 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,200 Like... a kiss. 359 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,440 I mean, you don't say, "Wait, I'm..." 360 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,400 Wait, a kiss, it's better if you do say. Not a good example. 361 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,960 I thought you wanted to fire me. 362 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,480 You're all pale, come and get some sugar. 363 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,840 OK, but won't it be bad for my teeth? 364 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,400 We're having a drink of water and sugar, not eating a whole cake. 365 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,360 You worry too much. 366 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,840 What do you care? 367 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,920 Sorry for yet another group, this is for Greta's present. 368 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:28,760 I know she's just arrived and not everyone likes her, 369 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,000 but come on, let's get her a nice present, 370 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,840 she mustn't feel lonely and I think it's important to support her. 371 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:38,200 You know why I asked Mom to bring me back here today? 372 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,840 - No. - Aren't you curious to know? 373 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,680 I don't give a damn. 374 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,760 But if you really feel the need to tell me... 375 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,160 I know everyone thinks you don't care about people. 376 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,880 But I don't. You spent time with me. 377 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,400 I would love to have a friend like that. 378 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,800 Mom always leaves me with other people. 379 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,760 - You should talk about it. - With Mom? 380 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:10,280 No, with me! Of course with your mother! See? You are an idiot! 381 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,360 Do I look like your mother? 382 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,000 Fru, Giovanni of the flatbreads is coming. 383 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,800 If he asks, I'm in Germany, Wolfsburg, Lower Saxony. 384 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,320 It's a small town with an industrial area. 385 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,760 Fru, can I help him? 386 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:28,480 Go, and do what you do best. 387 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,320 Why do you have a backpack? 388 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,960 I'm not here. 389 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,960 - Where are you? - In Germany, Lower Saxony. 390 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,200 You could've told me, Ciro, 391 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,800 that my flatbreads give you the runs. 392 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,640 You could've told me. 393 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,640 You should've told him. 394 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,760 Giovanni, what are you saying? 395 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,920 I never said that. 396 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,880 Ciro, from today you can have my flatbreads, 397 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,800 but never again... 398 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,000 my heart. 399 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,920 So, did you have a good time with your little friend? 400 00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:01,120 - Back tomorrow after school? - No, Mom, 401 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,760 I'd like to spend some time with you tomorrow, can I? 402 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,520 Sure! 403 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,520 - Only I thought you... - No, don't worry, Mom. 404 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,080 You forgot this. 405 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,640 Keep it, your desk sucks. 406 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,360 It was a pleasure working with you. 407 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,960 Too slow... 408 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,200 Bye, Fru. 409 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,160 FOR FRU 410 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:58,280 "A handwritten letter like old people used to do." 411 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,280 "I could have said boomer" 412 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,320 "but only boomers use the word boomer." 413 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,200 "I wanted to tell you that as a human being you suck," 414 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,080 "but you were the best dad of the six I've had so far." 415 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,160 "Bye, partner." 416 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,880 Marione... 417 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,360 How are you? 418 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,320 I'm fine, thank you. Today I had lunch... 419 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,720 OK, let's not get carried away, it's not like I'm your therapist! 420 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,800 I don't want to see, I don't want to see... 421 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,680 A juicer! 422 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Thank you, Aurora, I've always wanted one. 423 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,560 I know! 424 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,000 Do you have a minute? 425 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,880 I have to say... 426 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,120 For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow 427 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,680 For he's a jolly good fellow... 428 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,360 Greta, I emailed you the 'Mattinella' campaign report. 429 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,440 Ah, thank you. 430 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,320 But... I didn't want to talk to you about that. 431 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,800 I wanted to say that inviting the hater to the office was... 432 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,080 a good idea. 433 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,680 Keep it up. 434 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,320 Ah... I'll be expecting a nice present for my birthday. 435 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,600 Happy birthday! 436 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,720 Are we hiding on the terrace to cry? 437 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,320 What a shitty day! 438 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,400 What happened? 439 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,880 Nothing, we broke up. 440 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,280 She broke up with me. 441 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,000 Just as well you're here, Aurora. 442 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,320 Of course, Ale. 443 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,040 Otherwise what am I here for? 444 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,320 My little zucchini. 445 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,400 Flying zucchini. 446 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,720 I see you're shooting a documentary in the office. 447 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,680 They copied a video I'd made for a client. 448 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:13,080 This is March Fools' Day, like the April one, but it's in March. 449 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,640 There'll be all this chaos in the office for 48 hours? 450 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:17,480 - Yellow card. - Why? 451 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,720 - I've been smoking since I was four. - 'Petomaniac'? 452 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,600 - What are you doing? - The cameras from... 453 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,800 - are making a documentary. - So everyone copied everything. 454 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,080 I'll get my own back. 455 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:09,080 Subtitles: Issaverdens - Rome 34972

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