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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57.474 --> 00:00:58.474 Hey, guys. 2 00:00:58.600 --> 00:00:59.893 Sorry, I had to pee. 3 00:01:00.686 --> 00:01:01.770 As per usual. 4 00:01:03.146 --> 00:01:05.941 Huh. I do? No, I don't. 5 00:01:06.240 --> 00:01:07.693 I do? 6 00:01:09.570 --> 00:01:11.655 No, I don't know how to do my makeup, 7 00:01:11.738 --> 00:01:14.283 because, uh, I literally stabbed myself in the eye 8 00:01:14.366 --> 00:01:16.952 like three times today when I was trying to put my mascara on. 9 00:01:17.350 --> 00:01:19.204 So... whoops. 10 00:01:20.414 --> 00:01:22.499 Giggle, I would love for you to do my makeup. 11 00:01:23.830 --> 00:01:24.167 We could play. 12 00:01:29.339 --> 00:01:31.842 FireMANdy, dragon, cut it out. 13 00:01:32.301 --> 00:01:35.512 Come on, you guys are so annoying. I hate your inside jokes. 14 00:01:38.181 --> 00:01:40.100 You know, if you guys don't get to the cumshow, 15 00:01:40.183 --> 00:01:41.768 I'm just gonna have to go off cam 16 00:01:41.977 --> 00:01:43.937 and I'm gonna do it without you, so... 17 00:01:45.272 --> 00:01:47.320 Nobody wants that, right? 18 00:01:47.566 --> 00:01:48.566 But really? 19 00:01:48.775 --> 00:01:50.944 I need it, so hurry up. 20 00:01:52.571 --> 00:01:55.490 Uh! Diggy, thank you. 21 00:01:56.330 --> 00:01:57.330 All right. 22 00:01:57.200 --> 00:01:58.200 Spanks. 23 00:01:58.702 --> 00:02:00.245 Um... 24 00:02:00.954 --> 00:02:02.873 One... Oof. 25 00:02:03.457 --> 00:02:04.666 Two... 26 00:02:05.834 --> 00:02:08.194 Three. Oh, my God, my butt's gonna hurt. 27 00:02:08.712 --> 00:02:09.712 Four. 28 00:02:10.172 --> 00:02:12.900 And five. 29 00:02:12.633 --> 00:02:15.385 And one for good luck. 30 00:02:18.960 --> 00:02:19.960 Cut it out. 31 00:02:19.681 --> 00:02:20.724 No more jokes. 32 00:02:23.810 --> 00:02:26.438 Come on, guys. We are so close to the cumshow, Tinker, 33 00:02:26.772 --> 00:02:28.857 I'm waiting patiently. 34 00:02:31.860 --> 00:02:34.290 Barney! 35 00:02:34.154 --> 00:02:35.822 Yellow log gets you bounces. 36 00:02:36.573 --> 00:02:37.699 Ready? 37 00:02:37.783 --> 00:02:41.360 Huh, huh, huh... 38 00:02:44.873 --> 00:02:47.000 What is that? 39 00:02:48.126 --> 00:02:49.366 Nice, Dumpy. 40 00:02:50.545 --> 00:02:51.755 All right, two more. 41 00:02:53.382 --> 00:02:54.424 For you, Tiny. 42 00:02:55.550 --> 00:02:58.110 Oh, thank you, Carpie, you're so sweet. 43 00:03:01.598 --> 00:03:03.266 Oh, I love this song. 44 00:03:18.365 --> 00:03:19.491 Oh, yes, Barney! 45 00:03:19.574 --> 00:03:24.162 Finally. Okay. It's time to vote. 46 00:03:24.246 --> 00:03:27.958 You guys get to pick which one will fit me just right. 47 00:03:28.625 --> 00:03:29.835 We have... 48 00:03:30.460 --> 00:03:34.500 little baby bear, which is ten tokens. 49 00:03:34.673 --> 00:03:35.716 He looks like a bear. 50 00:03:35.799 --> 00:03:40.595 And then we have Momma Bear for 20 tokens. 51 00:03:44.570 --> 00:03:46.351 And then Big Papa Bear. 52 00:03:48.645 --> 00:03:53.233 Bye, Can. Big Papa Bear is 50 tokens, 53 00:03:53.316 --> 00:03:55.356 and I don't know what this thing is gonna do, but... 54 00:03:56.278 --> 00:03:58.655 We'll figure it out. Thank you, dumpty. 55 00:03:59.489 --> 00:04:02.750 Okay, vote. 56 00:04:08.390 --> 00:04:09.124 Who will it be? 57 00:04:09.666 --> 00:04:10.959 Hm. 58 00:04:12.919 --> 00:04:14.713 Come on guys, choose one. 59 00:04:18.675 --> 00:04:19.676 Get it together. 60 00:04:28.810 --> 00:04:31.480 Okay, seriously, dude, fuck off. 61 00:04:35.192 --> 00:04:37.319 Goodbye. Anyway... 62 00:04:38.153 --> 00:04:39.237 What the hell? 63 00:04:52.584 --> 00:04:55.837 All right, dude, does this turn you on while you jack it in your mom's basement? 64 00:05:01.510 --> 00:05:02.594 Do you guys see this? 65 00:05:10.600 --> 00:05:11.102 Carpy, come on. 66 00:05:19.861 --> 00:05:20.861 Fine. 67 00:05:25.367 --> 00:05:26.660 Is this what you want? 68 00:05:29.579 --> 00:05:30.580 Hm? 69 00:05:36.753 --> 00:05:37.753 Is it? 70 00:05:45.345 --> 00:05:46.596 I'll fucking do it. 71 00:06:37.647 --> 00:06:38.940 Gotcha. 72 00:07:02.339 --> 00:07:04.633 Amazing. I think we really got 'em. 73 00:07:05.467 --> 00:07:08.940 Look! We're 53. 74 00:07:08.178 --> 00:07:10.180 We've worked so hard. 75 00:07:10.388 --> 00:07:11.723 Aren't you excited? 76 00:07:13.141 --> 00:07:15.600 Okay, you don't care. 77 00:07:42.170 --> 00:07:44.470 Have a great night. 78 00:07:46.841 --> 00:07:49.219 Have a great night. 79 00:07:49.302 --> 00:07:50.887 Have a great night. 80 00:07:56.309 --> 00:07:58.269 Zombie girl says goodnight. 81 00:08:00.630 --> 00:08:02.357 Zombie girl says goodnight. 82 00:08:09.990 --> 00:08:11.320 Hey, Tink. 83 00:08:12.409 --> 00:08:13.243 How you feeling? 84 00:08:13.326 --> 00:08:15.662 This chickadee's at 53. 85 00:08:15.745 --> 00:08:17.372 - Yes, she is. - Yeah. 86 00:08:17.706 --> 00:08:19.946 I think asking you to cut up your pussy was a nice touch. 87 00:08:20.000 --> 00:08:22.377 Oh, my gosh, yeah, you really got the room riled up. 88 00:08:22.627 --> 00:08:25.463 - You make such a good anonymous visitor. - Thank you. 89 00:08:25.839 --> 00:08:28.508 - BarnacleBob seems to like it. - I know! 90 00:08:28.800 --> 00:08:30.593 I think I finally caught my whale. 91 00:08:30.677 --> 00:08:33.972 I hope so. I just worry you might be trying to make another girl jealous. 92 00:08:34.970 --> 00:08:36.516 I don't care. He's a huge tipper. 93 00:08:37.580 --> 00:08:39.120 Tink, don't you want us to make number one this year? 94 00:08:39.144 --> 00:08:40.144 Of course! 95 00:08:40.645 --> 00:08:43.773 Sixty-five to 53, that has to be a record. 96 00:08:44.357 --> 00:08:47.402 - You wanna take a nice bath, relax? - Sure. 97 00:08:47.736 --> 00:08:51.781 Oh, tonight went so well! I told you people are craving crazy shows. 98 00:08:51.865 --> 00:08:54.284 They are! Those guys get so nasty. 99 00:08:55.760 --> 00:08:56.995 Yeah. What the fuck was that? 100 00:08:57.780 --> 00:09:00.415 Are you kidding me? It was amazing. It felt so real. 101 00:09:01.820 --> 00:09:05.450 Anyway, how was the job hunt? 102 00:09:05.128 --> 00:09:07.714 Oh... you know. 103 00:09:08.256 --> 00:09:10.508 Well, you're in IT. I'm sure you'll find something. 104 00:09:10.592 --> 00:09:12.677 No, yeah, I guess you're right. I've been looking 105 00:09:12.761 --> 00:09:15.130 into maybe moving out of the state, actually. 106 00:09:15.960 --> 00:09:17.140 - There's more opportunity, I guess. - Fuck. 107 00:09:17.223 --> 00:09:19.590 Everyone's still online. I should get back on. 108 00:09:19.726 --> 00:09:21.766 Give them a chance to miss you. 109 00:09:21.811 --> 00:09:22.811 Food! 110 00:09:27.670 --> 00:09:28.670 Thank you. 111 00:09:30.236 --> 00:09:32.720 Oh! What's that? 112 00:09:32.697 --> 00:09:35.492 - Looks fancy. - Sushi. 113 00:09:40.163 --> 00:09:42.400 You know what, Tink? Um... 114 00:09:43.374 --> 00:09:45.627 - I think I'm gonna go. - Why, my chickadee? 115 00:09:45.710 --> 00:09:48.296 - Don't you wanna try the bubble bath? - No, I do, I do. 116 00:09:48.379 --> 00:09:49.714 I, um... 117 00:09:51.800 --> 00:09:53.384 I'm just really tired. 118 00:09:53.885 --> 00:09:57.970 - You know, next time, I promise. - Sorry, Tink. 119 00:10:00.642 --> 00:10:02.519 - Hey, sweetheart. - Barney! 120 00:10:03.269 --> 00:10:04.269 Hi! 121 00:10:04.646 --> 00:10:07.482 Did you like the show? Number one, here I come! 122 00:10:07.565 --> 00:10:08.805 You're pretty wild, aren't you? 123 00:10:08.858 --> 00:10:10.944 Oh, you know it. 124 00:10:11.270 --> 00:10:14.280 - But seriously, thank you. - Don't worry about it. 125 00:10:14.572 --> 00:10:18.118 Princess X has been slacking off. You snooze, you lose. 126 00:10:18.201 --> 00:10:21.579 I bet she's missing you right now, huh? 127 00:10:22.163 --> 00:10:24.999 You look beautiful, even covered in blood. 128 00:10:25.830 --> 00:10:26.209 Mm! 129 00:10:26.960 --> 00:10:30.505 You know, I was thinking about getting in this bath. 130 00:10:31.506 --> 00:10:32.966 Don't let me stop you. 131 00:10:38.930 --> 00:10:40.849 - Aww, thanks, Barney. - Any time. 132 00:10:43.518 --> 00:10:45.228 Let's have some fun. 133 00:10:50.660 --> 00:10:52.569 - Ow. - Do you want a unibrow for your date? 134 00:10:54.487 --> 00:10:58.908 I just don't understand why you won't tell me his name. 135 00:10:59.492 --> 00:11:01.870 Because you would just go chasing after him yourself. 136 00:11:02.871 --> 00:11:03.997 - You kidding? - Mom? 137 00:11:04.800 --> 00:11:07.125 I have no idea what hot knocks is, so I just grabbed all of these. 138 00:11:07.375 --> 00:11:09.627 Okay. What do you think? 139 00:11:10.295 --> 00:11:12.460 Is my daughter a sweetheart, 140 00:11:13.381 --> 00:11:14.549 or a red vixen? 141 00:11:17.886 --> 00:11:19.950 Can I go now? 142 00:11:19.554 --> 00:11:20.554 Sure. 143 00:11:20.722 --> 00:11:22.932 - Thank you. - Don't forget to pick up the folding table 144 00:11:23.160 --> 00:11:24.517 - on your way home. - Ugh. Fine. 145 00:11:24.976 --> 00:11:26.436 It's for your birthday. 146 00:11:27.270 --> 00:11:29.147 A little enthusiasm wouldn't kill you. 147 00:11:29.814 --> 00:11:31.524 You're gonna be there, right, Alice? 148 00:11:31.608 --> 00:11:32.901 - Alice. - What? 149 00:11:33.359 --> 00:11:36.404 - Saturday. - Yeah. No, Jordan, I'll get it off. 150 00:11:38.198 --> 00:11:39.532 That looks nice. 151 00:11:39.699 --> 00:11:41.201 When can I see your new place? 152 00:11:41.326 --> 00:11:43.453 I don't know. When I'm less busy. 153 00:11:44.370 --> 00:11:46.277 I really wish you wouldn't do that. It's not a good look. 154 00:12:06.170 --> 00:12:07.435 Come on. 155 00:12:07.518 --> 00:12:10.480 - Hey. - Jordo, come here. 156 00:12:16.778 --> 00:12:19.155 - So, guess what? - What? 157 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:23.952 I... I slit my throat last night. 158 00:12:25.411 --> 00:12:27.330 Holy shit. 159 00:12:27.413 --> 00:12:29.624 - That's actually kinda cool. - Thanks. 160 00:12:29.791 --> 00:12:31.960 - Oh, it was fucking awesome. - Dude. 161 00:12:32.430 --> 00:12:34.587 Seriously, everybody in my room loved it. It was just like... 162 00:12:36.923 --> 00:12:40.260 I'm like this fucking close to breaking top 50. I can taste it. 163 00:12:40.551 --> 00:12:41.551 Nice. 164 00:12:41.928 --> 00:12:42.929 Thanks, Jordan. 165 00:12:46.307 --> 00:12:47.308 Ahem. 166 00:12:48.935 --> 00:12:50.853 Shut up. I'm gonna tell her. 167 00:12:50.937 --> 00:12:51.937 Mm, okay. 168 00:12:52.397 --> 00:12:54.524 I will. I just have to... 169 00:12:56.670 --> 00:12:57.318 My ranking needs to be better. 170 00:12:57.402 --> 00:12:59.280 Sure, okay. 171 00:13:01.614 --> 00:13:04.409 - Wow, this is fun. - Oh, okay. 172 00:13:04.534 --> 00:13:05.451 Do you wanna see 173 00:13:05.535 --> 00:13:07.161 - all of the dick pics I get? - Oh, God. 174 00:13:07.287 --> 00:13:09.706 Let's look through. Let's look at 'em. 175 00:13:10.390 --> 00:13:12.292 - What are you looking at? - Look at them all. 176 00:13:12.375 --> 00:13:14.252 - They're just... - She's texting a boy. 177 00:13:14.836 --> 00:13:16.450 - Alice? - Yeah. 178 00:13:16.379 --> 00:13:17.505 Play hard to get. 179 00:13:17.588 --> 00:13:18.631 Make 'em want it. 180 00:13:19.507 --> 00:13:21.426 - Want it? - Mom! Gross! 181 00:13:21.592 --> 00:13:23.232 - What do you know... - You're hurting me. 182 00:13:23.261 --> 00:13:24.280 - Ah, no. - about her date? 183 00:13:24.304 --> 00:13:26.384 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Spill it! 184 00:13:54.625 --> 00:13:55.960 Shit, sorry. 185 00:13:56.836 --> 00:13:58.421 - Katie. - Alice, hey. 186 00:13:58.546 --> 00:14:00.673 I did not know you worked here. 187 00:14:01.299 --> 00:14:04.635 You look so pretty. Uh... Are you going out? 188 00:14:04.719 --> 00:14:08.140 Oh, no, I just... I'm having, like, a dinner thing. 189 00:14:08.765 --> 00:14:12.727 So, how's... how's your life and how's your family? 190 00:14:12.810 --> 00:14:15.313 Oh, they're good. Jordan's turning 17 191 00:14:15.396 --> 00:14:17.857 and we're having a party for him on Saturday, so... 192 00:14:18.775 --> 00:14:19.776 Cool. 193 00:14:21.652 --> 00:14:23.196 Uh, actually, I need napkins. 194 00:14:23.321 --> 00:14:25.441 - Could you show me where they are? - Yeah, they're... 195 00:14:26.740 --> 00:14:27.909 right this way. 196 00:14:29.494 --> 00:14:31.174 So what have you been up to again? 197 00:14:39.295 --> 00:14:40.295 Is everything okay? 198 00:14:41.381 --> 00:14:42.381 You should come. 199 00:14:42.924 --> 00:14:44.967 - Huh? - To the party. 200 00:14:45.930 --> 00:14:46.930 You should come. 201 00:14:46.636 --> 00:14:49.972 - Jordan's party. - I... I guess so, sure. 202 00:14:50.556 --> 00:14:52.100 - Sure. Uh... - Good. Great. 203 00:14:53.184 --> 00:14:54.435 Napkins. 204 00:15:02.860 --> 00:15:06.322 Oh! Oh, my God. 205 00:15:07.573 --> 00:15:12.245 Diggie sent me homemade cookies. 206 00:15:13.204 --> 00:15:15.289 - Aw, sweet. - Isn't that sweet? 207 00:15:16.374 --> 00:15:18.000 He's such a sweetheart. 208 00:15:19.919 --> 00:15:20.919 Oh! 209 00:15:23.756 --> 00:15:25.466 Oh, Fox, you are gonna like these. 210 00:15:25.550 --> 00:15:27.930 - I will model them for you. - Okay. 211 00:15:27.885 --> 00:15:28.928 Ready? 212 00:15:31.764 --> 00:15:33.150 Oh, my God. 213 00:15:33.990 --> 00:15:35.601 Yeah, Diggie knows how to make me feel like a lady. 214 00:15:35.685 --> 00:15:37.478 Mm-mm! 215 00:15:37.562 --> 00:15:39.230 So, um... 216 00:15:43.276 --> 00:15:44.356 TINKERBOY FGL VIDEO DECLINED 217 00:15:45.820 --> 00:15:46.820 Jesus. 218 00:15:46.946 --> 00:15:50.241 I'm down to 55. How am I supposed to hold my spot? Not sleep? 219 00:15:50.324 --> 00:15:53.953 I know. I cammed 70 hours this week and my rank hasn't budged. 220 00:15:54.360 --> 00:15:56.747 Ugh. Baby's number one and she doesn't even try. 221 00:15:56.831 --> 00:15:58.541 She barely even knows her guys. 222 00:15:58.916 --> 00:16:00.918 I don't think Baby even registers rank. 223 00:16:01.335 --> 00:16:02.575 She's on a whole 'nother level. 224 00:16:02.628 --> 00:16:04.797 Well, that's the level that I need to be on. 225 00:16:05.256 --> 00:16:06.507 So let's do a cool show. 226 00:16:07.300 --> 00:16:09.844 - They're popular. - No, I don't do public shows. 227 00:16:10.110 --> 00:16:12.930 I don't tell my guys I love them and I don't fake my orgasms. 228 00:16:13.139 --> 00:16:14.560 My rules. 229 00:16:14.140 --> 00:16:15.558 What about a, um... 230 00:16:16.684 --> 00:16:17.935 a swap show? 231 00:16:18.394 --> 00:16:21.981 You know, like, every 1,500 tokens, we swap personalities. 232 00:16:22.640 --> 00:16:24.192 Hmm... Mm-mm. 233 00:16:24.275 --> 00:16:26.444 No, I couldn't pull off doing one of your crazy shows. 234 00:16:26.819 --> 00:16:27.819 Oh, well, thank you. 235 00:16:28.700 --> 00:16:31.782 What about a control show? You would jump, like, 20 places, easy. 236 00:16:32.158 --> 00:16:34.350 - And, we could do it from mine. - No. 237 00:16:34.327 --> 00:16:37.288 Cam Girl Clubhouse is, like, so far out of my way. 238 00:16:37.371 --> 00:16:39.400 - I just... - Aaah. 239 00:16:39.999 --> 00:16:42.376 No, if we do it there... 240 00:16:44.545 --> 00:16:46.380 - No, no. - Yes. 241 00:16:46.464 --> 00:16:50.384 Picture it. A control show on a Vibatron. 242 00:16:51.177 --> 00:16:52.940 We would kill it. 243 00:16:52.178 --> 00:16:54.180 Oh, God, Vibratron is so extreme. 244 00:16:54.639 --> 00:16:55.473 I don't wanna ride... 245 00:16:55.556 --> 00:16:57.141 No, no. I'll do it. I'll ride it. 246 00:16:57.225 --> 00:16:58.893 That shit destroys your clit. 247 00:17:00.770 --> 00:17:01.604 Really? 248 00:17:01.687 --> 00:17:03.397 - Just trust me on this one. - Okay. 249 00:17:07.109 --> 00:17:09.278 Stop it! 250 00:17:10.279 --> 00:17:11.489 - Is that better? - Yeah. 251 00:17:13.282 --> 00:17:14.659 Fucking idiot. 252 00:17:17.119 --> 00:17:18.371 Major America, 253 00:17:19.121 --> 00:17:20.665 can you even see what's... 254 00:17:22.959 --> 00:17:24.669 It's dripping! 255 00:17:28.130 --> 00:17:32.510 My cells are constantly changing, so my water changes all the time, but most... 256 00:17:32.593 --> 00:17:34.530 Her head... 257 00:17:43.980 --> 00:17:46.649 Aw, I wanna come. 258 00:17:47.400 --> 00:17:49.569 Hey, thanks, Boar. 259 00:17:54.949 --> 00:17:56.409 Oh. 260 00:17:56.492 --> 00:17:58.202 My pillow just stabbed me with a feather. 261 00:18:02.748 --> 00:18:04.292 Go away, I'm studying. 262 00:18:15.928 --> 00:18:18.140 Hey, sweetheart, how are you? 263 00:18:18.139 --> 00:18:20.850 Good. Just planning tonight's show. You coming? 264 00:18:21.559 --> 00:18:22.559 Maybe. 265 00:18:23.311 --> 00:18:24.812 I wanna show you something. 266 00:18:26.772 --> 00:18:29.108 - You like? - It's beautiful. 267 00:18:29.609 --> 00:18:32.690 Well, then it's yours. 268 00:18:32.862 --> 00:18:34.488 Barney, you're so good to me. 269 00:18:36.198 --> 00:18:38.409 Hey, I hear you'll be in my neck of the woods next week. 270 00:18:38.618 --> 00:18:40.911 Oh, yeah? You live near Princess? 271 00:18:40.995 --> 00:18:41.996 In the area. 272 00:18:42.663 --> 00:18:44.874 I was thinking you might wanna take me out. 273 00:18:45.333 --> 00:18:46.333 I might. 274 00:18:46.542 --> 00:18:48.461 Where do you live? I'll come pick you up. 275 00:18:48.544 --> 00:18:50.421 Oh, I'll meet you. Where are you staying? 276 00:18:50.546 --> 00:18:52.590 I'll be at the Royal Desert Lodge, but you don't... 277 00:18:54.634 --> 00:18:55.760 Bye. 278 00:18:58.137 --> 00:18:59.137 That was weird. 279 00:19:07.396 --> 00:19:08.606 Leave me alone. 280 00:19:09.815 --> 00:19:12.318 Eye on the prize, baby. 281 00:19:15.780 --> 00:19:16.780 Top 50. 282 00:19:28.959 --> 00:19:31.479 Hi, guys. Sorry, I had to pee. 283 00:19:33.297 --> 00:19:34.548 Uh, Danger, yes, I did. 284 00:19:34.632 --> 00:19:37.134 As you know, peeing really fast is, like, my superpower. 285 00:19:40.304 --> 00:19:41.764 Oh, thank you, Danger. 286 00:19:42.431 --> 00:19:44.225 What, are you trying to get me drunk? Hm? 287 00:19:44.892 --> 00:19:46.185 Cheers. 288 00:19:46.268 --> 00:19:48.229 Who's ready to get this date night started? 289 00:19:48.521 --> 00:19:52.660 Tink, I know we're missing Humper, but he's always late and we're hungry, right? 290 00:19:52.483 --> 00:19:54.819 All right, let's eat. 291 00:19:57.279 --> 00:19:59.156 It's a little hard to cut. 292 00:19:59.824 --> 00:20:01.750 Oh, my God. 293 00:20:01.784 --> 00:20:02.784 I'm trying! 294 00:20:04.780 --> 00:20:05.705 I'm not just gonna bite it, Diggie. 295 00:20:05.788 --> 00:20:07.331 I'm a classy lady. 296 00:20:07.415 --> 00:20:09.333 I'm not some kind of barbarian. 297 00:20:11.850 --> 00:20:12.850 Should I? 298 00:20:14.547 --> 00:20:16.382 All right, I'll take a bite. Okay. 299 00:20:16.757 --> 00:20:17.757 This is what you want? 300 00:20:19.760 --> 00:20:20.760 Oh, God. 301 00:20:25.570 --> 00:20:26.225 Okay. 302 00:20:33.816 --> 00:20:35.943 Thank you! Thank you, Apple. 303 00:20:36.485 --> 00:20:37.485 I do. 304 00:20:38.280 --> 00:20:39.613 I'm not gonna eat with my hands. 305 00:20:40.114 --> 00:20:43.330 Don't be ridiculous. All right, fine. One bite. 306 00:20:46.360 --> 00:20:47.121 This is crazy. 307 00:20:50.750 --> 00:20:52.334 What? 308 00:20:52.626 --> 00:20:55.379 Oh, my God! 50! 50! 309 00:20:55.588 --> 00:20:56.714 I made it! 310 00:21:00.134 --> 00:21:03.120 Oh, my God. We did it. We fucking did it! 311 00:21:03.637 --> 00:21:06.766 Guys! Oh, my God, we've been waiting so long for this. 312 00:21:06.849 --> 00:21:09.518 Thank you so much for all your help. This has been... 313 00:21:10.102 --> 00:21:10.936 so amazing. 314 00:21:11.200 --> 00:21:12.897 I can't... I just... I'm over the moon. 315 00:21:12.980 --> 00:21:14.106 Thank you so much. 316 00:21:14.482 --> 00:21:17.735 I know, Humper, we've been trying for so long! 317 00:21:17.818 --> 00:21:19.487 You guys are the best room ever. 318 00:21:19.570 --> 00:21:21.447 Oh, my God, Carpie, 319 00:21:21.530 --> 00:21:24.408 for you, yes, I will, I will be eating with my hands. 320 00:21:28.780 --> 00:21:29.780 Guys. 321 00:21:29.288 --> 00:21:31.207 Guys, where are you going? We're still eating. 322 00:21:33.209 --> 00:21:34.251 We're celebrating! 323 00:21:35.544 --> 00:21:37.460 Whoooo! 324 00:21:38.339 --> 00:21:40.174 We've been working so hard. 325 00:21:45.596 --> 00:21:47.598 Guys, again, thank you so much. 326 00:21:47.681 --> 00:21:51.185 This has been so amazing. I can't believe we finally hit it. 327 00:21:51.268 --> 00:21:55.231 Silly. It's one piece per rank. 328 00:21:55.898 --> 00:21:57.660 No. 329 00:21:57.399 --> 00:22:02.363 Lola has to drop ten places if you want me naked. 330 00:22:05.991 --> 00:22:08.770 Okay, five. 331 00:22:08.869 --> 00:22:10.329 This is so exciting. 332 00:22:10.996 --> 00:22:12.706 Cheers. To top 50! 333 00:22:13.499 --> 00:22:14.499 No, wait, 334 00:22:14.959 --> 00:22:15.793 - six. - Guys... 335 00:22:15.876 --> 00:22:19.129 Welcome, anybody who just arrived, we just hit top 50 336 00:22:19.213 --> 00:22:20.422 for the first time ever! 337 00:22:21.549 --> 00:22:22.549 Top off. 338 00:22:23.801 --> 00:22:24.635 Oh! 339 00:22:24.718 --> 00:22:27.763 I made us some dessert. 340 00:22:27.847 --> 00:22:29.807 - Come on, boys. - Apple pie, 341 00:22:29.890 --> 00:22:31.934 - covered in confetti. - You like this? 342 00:22:32.170 --> 00:22:36.814 First person to tip 3,000 tokens gets a twin pie sent straight to their house. 343 00:22:39.859 --> 00:22:41.193 Oh, yeah! 344 00:22:43.571 --> 00:22:45.614 Thank you guys so much. 345 00:22:46.282 --> 00:22:49.660 This is so amazing. I can't believe we finally did it. We hit 50! 346 00:22:50.494 --> 00:22:51.494 Goodnight. 347 00:22:54.373 --> 00:22:57.585 Aw, only nine places. 348 00:22:58.127 --> 00:22:59.670 Better luck next time. 349 00:23:00.921 --> 00:23:01.964 Thanks, boys. 350 00:23:20.274 --> 00:23:21.274 Hello. 351 00:23:21.317 --> 00:23:24.236 Hey, are you okay? 352 00:23:24.361 --> 00:23:28.115 - Tinker? - That was really, really low of Princess. 353 00:23:28.365 --> 00:23:29.909 She's just so desperate. 354 00:23:30.284 --> 00:23:31.911 Tinker, why are you using this number? 355 00:23:32.745 --> 00:23:34.790 It's for emergencies, right? 356 00:23:34.872 --> 00:23:37.374 You haven't been answering my FGL calls. I've been worried. 357 00:23:37.750 --> 00:23:39.209 Tinker, this is not okay. 358 00:23:39.877 --> 00:23:42.338 - Did I see you at the store today? - Oh. 359 00:23:44.600 --> 00:23:46.133 I... I... I got a job. 360 00:23:46.675 --> 00:23:48.886 - I... I thought I told you... - You moved here? 361 00:23:49.219 --> 00:23:51.550 Well, no... I mean... yes. 362 00:23:51.180 --> 00:23:53.724 I'm... I'm... I'm staying at, uh, the Green Acres. 363 00:23:53.807 --> 00:23:56.101 I'm looking for something more permanent. Uh... 364 00:23:56.185 --> 00:23:58.200 Tinker, you can't just show up here. 365 00:23:58.103 --> 00:23:59.813 It's... No, it's a happy coincidence. 366 00:24:00.564 --> 00:24:03.670 I... I didn't mean to worry you. 367 00:24:03.150 --> 00:24:03.984 Mission failure. 368 00:24:04.680 --> 00:24:05.828 What are you talking about? I thought this... 369 00:24:10.699 --> 00:24:11.742 Fucking freefall. 370 00:24:23.504 --> 00:24:25.470 - Hey, Lola. - Hey, Fox. 371 00:24:25.297 --> 00:24:26.297 What's up? 372 00:24:27.174 --> 00:24:28.217 We're doing the show. 373 00:24:43.148 --> 00:24:45.670 - Lola! - Hey. 374 00:24:47.820 --> 00:24:51.865 Dude, that suicide show was so amazing. 375 00:24:52.366 --> 00:24:55.577 - You could seriously be the next Baby. - Thank you. 376 00:24:55.703 --> 00:24:58.372 You okay? You look a little tired. 377 00:24:59.289 --> 00:25:01.458 Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. 378 00:25:01.542 --> 00:25:05.254 Lola. Running late for your big show? 379 00:25:05.796 --> 00:25:06.797 Fuck off. 380 00:25:06.880 --> 00:25:09.591 Whoa! Wow. 381 00:25:10.384 --> 00:25:11.593 What did I do? 382 00:25:12.636 --> 00:25:14.346 Stripping just to kill my rank. 383 00:25:15.264 --> 00:25:16.264 Come on. 384 00:25:16.390 --> 00:25:19.309 I hear you've been cuddling up to Barney. 385 00:25:19.601 --> 00:25:22.396 Well, it's not like I asked him to be there. 386 00:25:22.479 --> 00:25:24.982 - You did poach him from Baby, Princess. - Mm. 387 00:25:25.315 --> 00:25:27.818 - You're riding a Vibatron tonight. - Yep. 388 00:25:27.985 --> 00:25:31.864 You know, I have a friend who lost all sensation 389 00:25:31.947 --> 00:25:33.782 'cause she stayed on one of those too long. 390 00:25:35.617 --> 00:25:37.119 - Good luck. - Thank you. 391 00:25:37.244 --> 00:25:39.246 Don't worry about it. You'll be fine. 392 00:25:39.329 --> 00:25:40.998 You're probably gonna have to fake it. 393 00:25:42.332 --> 00:25:44.209 You ready to break one of your rules? 394 00:25:44.293 --> 00:25:46.860 Lola! 395 00:25:46.170 --> 00:25:47.588 - Hey. - You're late. 396 00:25:47.671 --> 00:25:48.797 I know. 397 00:25:48.881 --> 00:25:50.132 - You ready? - Yeah. 398 00:25:51.633 --> 00:25:52.468 Bye. 399 00:25:52.551 --> 00:25:54.428 - Bye. - Bye. 400 00:26:34.676 --> 00:26:36.595 Tonight, our people... 401 00:26:41.160 --> 00:26:43.811 Gavin, you have to let the poor girl come. 402 00:26:45.620 --> 00:26:46.355 Faster. 403 00:26:46.438 --> 00:26:48.857 If you can Cumberbund me... 404 00:26:50.734 --> 00:26:51.777 Oh! And, off! 405 00:26:51.860 --> 00:26:55.739 Damn it, Pussy Magnet. God, you guys are driving me crazy. 406 00:26:56.310 --> 00:26:58.659 No, no, no, no. Keep it going, guys. 407 00:26:58.742 --> 00:26:59.660 - Let's go. - Come on! 408 00:27:02.871 --> 00:27:04.456 - Barney. - Barney. 409 00:27:04.581 --> 00:27:06.416 Um... I don't know. 410 00:27:07.376 --> 00:27:09.169 Oh, definitely. 411 00:27:09.253 --> 00:27:10.629 - Hm? Mm-hm. - Mm. 412 00:27:10.712 --> 00:27:12.297 Ooh! We have a winner. 413 00:27:18.262 --> 00:27:19.513 Oh! 414 00:27:19.596 --> 00:27:21.431 Turn that thing back on. 415 00:27:21.515 --> 00:27:23.267 Come on, you can do better! 416 00:27:28.564 --> 00:27:31.150 I think we're going for an epic withholding record. 417 00:27:31.233 --> 00:27:33.235 Oh, my God. 418 00:27:33.861 --> 00:27:35.861 Oh, my God, I'm gonna pass out. 419 00:27:42.911 --> 00:27:45.998 What are you supposed to say? 420 00:27:46.810 --> 00:27:48.375 Yee-ha. 421 00:27:48.709 --> 00:27:51.587 - Oh, Barney wants to shut you up. - Damn it, Barney. 422 00:27:51.670 --> 00:27:52.754 Sorry, honey. 423 00:27:56.258 --> 00:27:59.940 More speed. Get ready, honey. 424 00:28:05.809 --> 00:28:07.978 Oh, my God, 47! 425 00:28:10.606 --> 00:28:12.608 Thank you, thank you! 426 00:30:04.845 --> 00:30:07.550 Oh, no. 427 00:30:07.139 --> 00:30:09.160 I think I got bubbles in my eye. 428 00:30:09.599 --> 00:30:10.684 Aaah! 429 00:30:10.767 --> 00:30:12.519 Can you go blind from bubbles? 430 00:30:20.444 --> 00:30:21.444 Hello? 431 00:30:32.164 --> 00:30:34.499 Is someone there? 432 00:31:04.905 --> 00:31:06.698 ...dying... 433 00:31:11.495 --> 00:31:13.497 That's how I know... 434 00:31:17.834 --> 00:31:19.753 Stop it! 435 00:31:24.216 --> 00:31:26.900 Come on, you guys know how I live. 436 00:31:26.968 --> 00:31:27.968 Hardcore. 437 00:31:28.762 --> 00:31:29.930 On the edge. 438 00:31:46.988 --> 00:31:50.450 Aw, Giggle, thank you. 439 00:31:51.451 --> 00:31:54.871 Okay. So here's the game. 440 00:31:55.205 --> 00:31:59.459 If you tip 50, I pop Dolphin and turn him into a hat. 441 00:31:59.543 --> 00:32:01.878 FGL customer support, how can I help you? 442 00:32:02.870 --> 00:32:03.547 Hi, um... 443 00:32:03.630 --> 00:32:05.298 ...fight another day. 444 00:32:05.382 --> 00:32:09.940 - I'm having some trouble with my account. - Okay. I'm gonna need your access code. 445 00:32:09.177 --> 00:32:12.764 - It's 1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7. - Oh, cute dolphin! 446 00:32:12.848 --> 00:32:14.850 - Alice Ackerman. - Yeah, that's me. 447 00:32:15.517 --> 00:32:17.102 What seems to be the problem? 448 00:32:18.478 --> 00:32:21.440 Oh, I'm just like... I'm locked out of my account and I think... 449 00:32:22.650 --> 00:32:25.360 I think you guys are just, like, replaying an old show or something. 450 00:32:25.444 --> 00:32:28.321 Hmm... I don't think that's possible. We can't do that. 451 00:32:28.405 --> 00:32:30.991 Um... Can you just bring up my channel? 452 00:32:31.241 --> 00:32:32.868 Yes, I've got it up over here. 453 00:32:34.202 --> 00:32:35.996 Okay. Well, does it say it's live? 454 00:32:36.413 --> 00:32:37.581 That's what I'm seeing. 455 00:32:38.790 --> 00:32:40.500 Uh... 456 00:32:42.169 --> 00:32:45.460 - Are you watching it right now? - Yes, ma'am. 457 00:32:46.965 --> 00:32:49.885 Well, dude, is she on the fucking phone? 458 00:32:51.136 --> 00:32:53.889 I'm going to have to put you on hold. I'll be right with you. 459 00:32:59.227 --> 00:33:00.479 Come on... 460 00:33:02.630 --> 00:33:04.149 Why would you wanna do that? 461 00:33:04.232 --> 00:33:07.569 No, it's not. It's not me hiding... 462 00:33:07.652 --> 00:33:10.280 - It's you guys. You're the killers. - Which... 463 00:33:12.157 --> 00:33:13.426 Hey, tonebug. 464 00:33:13.450 --> 00:33:16.369 Are you gonna save Dolphin's life? 465 00:33:18.205 --> 00:33:20.400 - What the fuck? - Hi, Miss Ackerman. 466 00:33:20.665 --> 00:33:21.750 Uh, yeah, I'm here. 467 00:33:22.667 --> 00:33:26.213 The show's live and the performer matches the ID on file, so... 468 00:33:26.796 --> 00:33:28.673 Can you just freeze the account or something? 469 00:33:28.757 --> 00:33:31.635 You can disable the account from your model control page. 470 00:33:32.100 --> 00:33:34.596 I can't disable the account because I'm locked out. 471 00:33:34.679 --> 00:33:35.722 So can you just... 472 00:33:36.598 --> 00:33:37.599 do something? 473 00:33:37.974 --> 00:33:40.852 Let me escalate this up to tier two support. 474 00:33:40.936 --> 00:33:42.687 We'll get back to you shortly. 475 00:33:43.605 --> 00:33:45.205 Can I help you with anything else today? 476 00:33:45.482 --> 00:33:47.943 - No. Thanks, I guess. - All righty. 477 00:33:48.260 --> 00:33:49.903 Thank you for choosing Free Girls Live. 478 00:33:54.199 --> 00:33:57.350 So, like, I'm literally going to burn my house down 479 00:33:57.118 --> 00:33:59.204 so a fireman will take pity on my ass, 480 00:33:59.538 --> 00:34:03.917 and no, I want him to start my fire, not put it out. 481 00:34:05.418 --> 00:34:07.170 I just need to get fucked, you know? 482 00:34:51.131 --> 00:34:53.967 Aw, thank you, Tink. You're the best. 483 00:35:01.990 --> 00:35:02.990 Shit. 484 00:35:06.688 --> 00:35:09.232 Aw, I'm all pruney now. Look at my fingers. 485 00:35:12.902 --> 00:35:14.946 I'm a wrinkle monster. 486 00:35:18.740 --> 00:35:20.160 Hey, we have a new friend. 487 00:35:22.120 --> 00:35:23.705 Hello, Teapot. 488 00:35:25.498 --> 00:35:26.498 Welcome to my bath. 489 00:35:46.895 --> 00:35:47.895 Fuck. 490 00:35:50.690 --> 00:35:52.250 All right, who's next? 491 00:35:52.567 --> 00:35:56.196 Guys, I have a seriously lonely looking left tit over here. 492 00:35:56.279 --> 00:35:58.865 - This is so weird. - Who wants to claim it? 493 00:35:59.366 --> 00:36:01.284 - You think they're replaying a show? - No. 494 00:36:01.368 --> 00:36:05.246 Guys, my ass is, like, prime real estate right now. 495 00:36:05.664 --> 00:36:06.915 Who wants to own my ass? 496 00:36:06.998 --> 00:36:10.100 - They do own all our footage. Maybe... - It's a live show. 497 00:36:10.794 --> 00:36:13.463 Oh, my God, Tink! 498 00:36:13.880 --> 00:36:16.132 - Here, say something. - Okay. 499 00:36:17.133 --> 00:36:18.133 All yours. 500 00:36:19.678 --> 00:36:22.472 - It's probably a glitch. - No, I mean, here. I'll tip her. 501 00:36:24.641 --> 00:36:25.641 Hey. 502 00:36:27.268 --> 00:36:29.200 Okay, um... 503 00:36:29.938 --> 00:36:30.939 Orange? 504 00:36:32.482 --> 00:36:33.525 Orange! 505 00:36:33.692 --> 00:36:35.568 That's so fucked. 506 00:36:36.270 --> 00:36:38.405 - Orange. - Is Princess here? 507 00:36:38.822 --> 00:36:41.449 Yeah, she's... 508 00:36:41.533 --> 00:36:43.451 Was she by her computer last night, because... 509 00:36:43.535 --> 00:36:45.578 I swear, if another white dude asks me to get naked. 510 00:36:45.662 --> 00:36:48.810 What part of non nude can't you understand? 511 00:36:48.164 --> 00:36:49.624 Oh, my gosh, Papa. 512 00:36:50.333 --> 00:36:52.627 Well, I told you that my PO box is just, like... 513 00:36:53.294 --> 00:36:54.546 not working anymore. 514 00:36:54.963 --> 00:36:56.256 Buy things from my wish list 515 00:36:56.339 --> 00:36:58.590 - and they'll get sent right to me. - Weird. 516 00:36:58.758 --> 00:37:00.260 Yeah. 517 00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:01.761 It is weird. 518 00:37:02.387 --> 00:37:05.560 Considering I did a show here last night and then this morning... 519 00:37:05.140 --> 00:37:07.142 Lola, you need to chill for a sec. 520 00:37:07.225 --> 00:37:08.685 - Did you call FGL? - Yes! 521 00:37:08.768 --> 00:37:09.811 And they weren't helpful. 522 00:37:09.894 --> 00:37:13.273 Welcome to the internet. Accounts get jacked. 523 00:37:13.898 --> 00:37:15.358 Yeah, after I cammed here. 524 00:37:15.817 --> 00:37:16.985 What are you even saying? 525 00:37:17.360 --> 00:37:20.864 That she stole the password from my computer, 526 00:37:21.364 --> 00:37:24.909 found somebody who looks exactly like you, convinced them to buy your account, 527 00:37:24.993 --> 00:37:25.993 all in one night? 528 00:37:26.828 --> 00:37:29.664 Honestly, if I was gonna through all that trouble, 529 00:37:30.165 --> 00:37:33.251 I'd probably try for someone in the top... ten. 530 00:37:35.211 --> 00:37:38.298 You know what? If I find out that either of you were behind this... 531 00:37:38.381 --> 00:37:39.381 Lola, baby. 532 00:37:40.550 --> 00:37:41.718 It's time to go. 533 00:37:43.428 --> 00:37:44.679 Oh, Diggy! 534 00:37:51.227 --> 00:37:53.563 FGL customer support, how can I help you? 535 00:37:53.646 --> 00:37:56.357 Hi, yeah, I called yesterday about being locked out of my account. 536 00:37:56.441 --> 00:37:57.484 I'm looking for an update. 537 00:37:57.609 --> 00:37:59.736 Okay, I'm gonna need your access code. 538 00:37:59.819 --> 00:38:02.530 Yeah, it's 1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7. 539 00:38:03.406 --> 00:38:04.824 Can you repeat that, please? 540 00:38:05.740 --> 00:38:08.244 1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7. 541 00:38:11.800 --> 00:38:12.800 Hello? 542 00:38:12.165 --> 00:38:15.210 I'm sorry, but I'm seeing that access code is not valid. 543 00:38:15.794 --> 00:38:16.794 What? 544 00:38:17.300 --> 00:38:19.464 I'm seeing that access code is not valid. 545 00:38:20.590 --> 00:38:23.920 Okay. Well, can I talk to your supervisor, please? 546 00:38:23.176 --> 00:38:25.887 Ma'am, you could be anyone. Without a valid access code, 547 00:38:25.970 --> 00:38:28.681 - I can't verify your identity. - Just let me back into my account. 548 00:38:28.765 --> 00:38:32.227 My access code is 1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7. 549 00:38:32.352 --> 00:38:35.772 I'm very sorry, but I'm showing that access code is invalid. 550 00:38:35.855 --> 00:38:37.982 Fucking kidding me? You guys take half of my money, 551 00:38:38.660 --> 00:38:39.734 and you promise 24-hour tech support, 552 00:38:39.818 --> 00:38:41.444 so why don't you do your job and fix it? 553 00:38:41.528 --> 00:38:43.947 I need to ask you to calm down. You're acting hysterical. 554 00:38:44.300 --> 00:38:47.909 Listen to me, asshole, there's some girl on my account made up to look like me, 555 00:38:47.992 --> 00:38:51.162 - taking my money. - Ma'am, could you bring it down a notch? 556 00:38:52.330 --> 00:38:53.330 Fucker. 557 00:39:01.673 --> 00:39:03.216 I've been calling you all day. 558 00:39:03.299 --> 00:39:05.635 I was picking up Jordan's present. 559 00:39:06.261 --> 00:39:07.261 You look terrible. 560 00:39:07.679 --> 00:39:08.513 Thank you. 561 00:39:08.596 --> 00:39:09.973 Can you wrap this for me? 562 00:39:12.475 --> 00:39:13.977 - Sure. - Thank you. 563 00:39:14.600 --> 00:39:15.600 Wait! 564 00:39:16.896 --> 00:39:18.982 A new lippy fixes everything. 565 00:39:19.732 --> 00:39:20.942 Girls, what do you think? 566 00:39:22.485 --> 00:39:23.987 No. 567 00:39:24.529 --> 00:39:25.655 Hello. 568 00:39:29.534 --> 00:39:30.660 I've got it. 569 00:39:33.872 --> 00:39:36.332 Lola, you're beautiful today. 570 00:39:37.292 --> 00:39:41.379 Uh, last night was so fun, I thought I'd bring you some flowers to thank you. 571 00:39:41.504 --> 00:39:43.339 Thank you. What are you doing here, Tinker? 572 00:39:43.423 --> 00:39:44.632 Arnold, please. 573 00:39:45.425 --> 00:39:48.177 - Is that your mom? Can't wait to meet her. - Now's not a good time. 574 00:39:50.597 --> 00:39:52.560 But you told me last night. 575 00:39:52.473 --> 00:39:56.102 You want me in real life. You... you love me. 576 00:39:56.561 --> 00:39:58.801 - so I thought that... - I didn't talk to you last night. 577 00:40:02.859 --> 00:40:04.861 Oh... Lola. 578 00:40:05.486 --> 00:40:07.572 It's not supposed to happen like this. 579 00:40:07.655 --> 00:40:08.656 Calm down. 580 00:40:08.740 --> 00:40:10.366 Tell me what's wrong, and I will help. 581 00:40:10.450 --> 00:40:13.953 We will talk about this later, but right now, you need to go. 582 00:40:14.370 --> 00:40:16.539 I will always be here for you. 583 00:40:21.586 --> 00:40:23.870 Ooh, who is that? 584 00:40:27.800 --> 00:40:28.800 I don't know. 585 00:41:38.955 --> 00:41:39.955 Shit! 586 00:41:45.628 --> 00:41:47.630 Oh... 587 00:42:08.260 --> 00:42:10.194 Barney, I'm in a library. 588 00:42:10.945 --> 00:42:13.740 Oh, my God. That's so naughty. 589 00:42:16.451 --> 00:42:18.661 Dee... 590 00:42:19.287 --> 00:42:22.415 Humper bought you a flash. What should I show you? 591 00:42:22.874 --> 00:42:25.752 Barney, control yourself. 592 00:42:27.754 --> 00:42:30.506 All right. I'm gonna get in so much trouble. 593 00:42:35.845 --> 00:42:37.555 Oh, my God. 594 00:42:38.264 --> 00:42:40.183 Let's go somewhere a little more private. 595 00:42:41.590 --> 00:42:42.590 Okay. 596 00:42:43.561 --> 00:42:44.561 Good. 597 00:42:45.313 --> 00:42:47.106 Guys, this is crazy. 598 00:42:47.690 --> 00:42:48.690 Okay. 599 00:42:49.942 --> 00:42:52.653 Okay, where should we go? This looks good. 600 00:42:56.199 --> 00:42:58.201 Uh... OK. 601 00:42:58.451 --> 00:43:01.204 You guys, this is so crazy. 602 00:43:02.371 --> 00:43:04.957 Humper! I can't. 603 00:43:05.333 --> 00:43:07.627 Oh, my God. You know what? 604 00:43:09.128 --> 00:43:10.213 What the hell? 605 00:43:10.963 --> 00:43:12.465 Make me famous. 606 00:43:15.930 --> 00:43:17.595 Ohh! I told you guys. 607 00:43:18.540 --> 00:43:19.540 Holy shit, dude. 608 00:43:20.980 --> 00:43:21.349 Hey. 609 00:43:23.476 --> 00:43:24.519 Where's Jordan? 610 00:43:28.314 --> 00:43:31.275 Guys, relax. I'm not gonna tell on you. 611 00:43:35.613 --> 00:43:38.157 - What do you guys want? - Wait, wait, wait. 612 00:43:39.330 --> 00:43:41.577 Brendan, get in here. 613 00:43:44.288 --> 00:43:45.288 Jordan. 614 00:43:47.458 --> 00:43:48.626 Hey, Jordan! 615 00:43:49.502 --> 00:43:50.586 Happy birthday. 616 00:43:51.546 --> 00:43:52.547 Thanks. 617 00:43:53.464 --> 00:43:56.342 Oh, hey, um... you're late. 618 00:43:57.510 --> 00:43:59.428 Uh... I don't care. 619 00:43:59.971 --> 00:44:02.515 Hey, Jordan, your sister wants you. 620 00:44:08.521 --> 00:44:11.650 - You're here! Finally. - Finally. 621 00:44:11.149 --> 00:44:12.859 Lynne was telling us you bought a house. 622 00:44:12.942 --> 00:44:14.986 Well, she's renting and I told her she should buy it 623 00:44:15.690 --> 00:44:18.531 because, you know, I've been telling her how important it is to invest. 624 00:44:18.865 --> 00:44:20.950 What was the job again? 625 00:44:21.200 --> 00:44:23.619 Uh, I'm in, like, web development. 626 00:44:23.703 --> 00:44:25.663 Ooh. Sounds fancy. What kind? 627 00:44:26.800 --> 00:44:30.668 Uh, it's just like, freelance, sort of small businesses and stuff. 628 00:44:30.877 --> 00:44:34.422 - She's going through an ambitious phase. - It's a phase, you know. 629 00:44:34.547 --> 00:44:37.842 We're both so entrepreneurial. Katie, what's going on with you? 630 00:44:38.134 --> 00:44:40.928 - Uh, actually, let's not talk about work. - I'm with you. 631 00:44:41.950 --> 00:44:42.889 Okay, fine, let's do the cake. 632 00:44:43.139 --> 00:44:44.473 We should. I have to go soon. 633 00:44:44.765 --> 00:44:47.226 No, it's your brother's birthday, you can make time. 634 00:44:47.435 --> 00:44:49.604 Jordan, get your friends. We're doing the cake. 635 00:44:49.687 --> 00:44:51.939 Um... You come here and take a photo of me. 636 00:44:52.230 --> 00:44:54.233 I wanna get my picture in this outfit. 637 00:44:54.483 --> 00:44:56.194 On, camera, okay. 638 00:44:57.445 --> 00:44:58.905 - Ahem. - Okay, ready? 639 00:44:58.988 --> 00:45:00.698 - Yeah. - One, two, three. 640 00:45:01.574 --> 00:45:03.784 - One more, let me get the boobs. - OK, cool. 641 00:45:03.868 --> 00:45:05.578 One, two, three. 642 00:45:06.287 --> 00:45:08.247 - Cool. Nice one. - Yeah. 643 00:45:08.331 --> 00:45:09.999 Oh, God, I look so blotchy. 644 00:45:10.416 --> 00:45:11.542 - No, you don't. - No, I do. 645 00:45:11.626 --> 00:45:12.919 Uh, let me fix it. 646 00:45:14.378 --> 00:45:16.422 - You look great. - Thanks. 647 00:45:16.505 --> 00:45:17.924 - How's your mom? - Alex, stop! 648 00:45:19.910 --> 00:45:21.930 - What's going on? - Jordan, what are you... 649 00:45:21.761 --> 00:45:24.764 - Fucking stop! - Jordan, language! 650 00:45:24.847 --> 00:45:26.807 - Jordan, stop! - Peter, what are you... 651 00:45:26.891 --> 00:45:29.393 - Porn star! - Fucking stop! 652 00:45:29.477 --> 00:45:31.979 Your sister does porn. 653 00:45:32.355 --> 00:45:33.355 Cut it out! 654 00:45:37.109 --> 00:45:40.196 I don't think I've ever come that hard. 655 00:45:40.655 --> 00:45:43.616 I have always wanted to do that. It felt like... 656 00:45:43.699 --> 00:45:45.243 Can you turn that off? 657 00:45:45.326 --> 00:45:50.248 I'm so good at my job. I love each and every one... 658 00:46:05.763 --> 00:46:06.763 Mom. 659 00:46:12.610 --> 00:46:14.146 I was gonna tell you, okay? 660 00:46:14.647 --> 00:46:16.399 I didn't know how, I didn't know how to... 661 00:46:17.233 --> 00:46:18.401 We're doing the cake. 662 00:46:35.876 --> 00:46:37.837 Lift, and lift! 663 00:46:37.920 --> 00:46:41.215 And lift, and lift! Now squats. 664 00:46:41.299 --> 00:46:44.427 Whoo! Feel that burn. 665 00:46:45.428 --> 00:46:47.555 Oh, I am so sweaty. 666 00:46:49.348 --> 00:46:51.851 Come on, Giggle, I'm so tired. 667 00:46:52.643 --> 00:46:53.728 All right, let's... 668 00:46:54.395 --> 00:46:56.314 pull, pull... 669 00:46:56.397 --> 00:46:58.650 Pull, pull... Oh! 670 00:46:58.149 --> 00:47:00.943 Barney, you are my life saver, thank you. 671 00:47:02.361 --> 00:47:05.740 These last few shows have been so amazing. 672 00:47:05.823 --> 00:47:09.327 I'm, like, so proud of you guys. You really brought the fire. 673 00:47:09.410 --> 00:47:11.704 Aww. 674 00:47:11.829 --> 00:47:15.333 Guys, thank you so much. That's so sweet. 675 00:47:16.917 --> 00:47:18.961 All right. 676 00:47:19.378 --> 00:47:21.130 Who's ready to kick my ass? 677 00:47:21.297 --> 00:47:22.590 Giggle! 678 00:47:22.757 --> 00:47:25.217 Step, touch, step, touch, 679 00:47:25.301 --> 00:47:28.387 step, touch, step, touch, step, touch... 680 00:47:30.181 --> 00:47:31.515 Tou... 681 00:47:31.932 --> 00:47:33.893 All right, time for spanks. 682 00:47:34.769 --> 00:47:35.769 And... 683 00:47:36.270 --> 00:47:37.270 one. 684 00:47:39.648 --> 00:47:41.776 Two. Oh, that one hurt. 685 00:47:42.943 --> 00:47:44.195 Let's do, three. 686 00:47:45.196 --> 00:47:48.157 Four. Oh, my... 687 00:47:49.992 --> 00:47:52.912 Okay. This what you're lookin' for? 688 00:47:55.748 --> 00:47:57.875 Five. Ow. Six. 689 00:47:58.959 --> 00:48:02.630 Seven. Ow. Teapot, you're gonna make me bruise. 690 00:48:03.798 --> 00:48:05.758 Eight. 691 00:48:05.841 --> 00:48:07.468 Nine. Oh, my God. 692 00:48:07.885 --> 00:48:09.470 And one more, one more. 693 00:48:11.180 --> 00:48:12.180 Ten. 694 00:48:15.684 --> 00:48:16.977 All right, Teapot. 695 00:48:20.231 --> 00:48:21.231 Ready? 696 00:48:23.526 --> 00:48:26.280 One. Ow! 697 00:48:26.404 --> 00:48:27.613 Two. 698 00:48:28.531 --> 00:48:29.782 Three. 699 00:48:30.908 --> 00:48:32.284 Four. Ow. 700 00:48:33.244 --> 00:48:35.621 Five. Oh, that was a good one. 701 00:48:35.704 --> 00:48:37.498 Six. Ooh! 702 00:48:37.581 --> 00:48:39.417 Seven. 703 00:48:39.500 --> 00:48:42.378 Eight. Oh! Nine. 704 00:48:44.880 --> 00:48:45.880 And ten. 705 00:48:49.135 --> 00:48:50.719 Oh, you guys wanna break me, huh? 706 00:48:54.432 --> 00:48:58.180 Let's see what we have in here. 707 00:48:58.978 --> 00:49:00.563 My big old box of fun. 708 00:49:03.524 --> 00:49:04.900 Handcuffs. 709 00:49:05.317 --> 00:49:07.945 Oh, I have my choke collar. Hm? 710 00:49:08.988 --> 00:49:10.281 And... 711 00:49:10.364 --> 00:49:11.365 Oh. 712 00:49:13.284 --> 00:49:15.494 Where did this come from? 713 00:49:17.663 --> 00:49:18.914 Do you wanna see? 714 00:49:20.374 --> 00:49:21.375 I don't know. 715 00:49:27.298 --> 00:49:28.883 Where did this come from? 716 00:49:30.676 --> 00:49:31.676 Hmm. 717 00:49:32.470 --> 00:49:34.263 What is this doing here? 718 00:49:36.974 --> 00:49:38.184 How about... 719 00:49:39.852 --> 00:49:41.479 Three thousand for me to lick it? 720 00:49:42.396 --> 00:49:44.440 Oh, Barney. 721 00:49:52.656 --> 00:49:54.330 Ten thousand? 722 00:49:55.659 --> 00:49:56.952 For me to suck it? 723 00:50:08.172 --> 00:50:09.298 How about... 724 00:50:10.700 --> 00:50:12.384 Fifty thousand for me to load it? 725 00:50:13.719 --> 00:50:14.720 Anybody? 726 00:50:16.889 --> 00:50:18.150 You like this? 727 00:50:18.891 --> 00:50:20.142 Show me how much. 728 00:50:24.730 --> 00:50:25.981 How about... 729 00:50:26.649 --> 00:50:29.944 Hundred thousand for me to make it explode? 730 00:50:35.824 --> 00:50:38.577 Oh, come on, guys, isn't this fun? 731 00:50:41.705 --> 00:50:43.123 We're so close. 732 00:50:43.874 --> 00:50:45.918 Only 30,000 to go. 733 00:50:49.171 --> 00:50:52.508 Humper, you did it! I love you. 734 00:51:20.911 --> 00:51:21.996 Fuck. Fuck. 735 00:51:24.790 --> 00:51:26.500 Top 20! 736 00:51:28.961 --> 00:51:30.170 Top 20! 737 00:51:31.422 --> 00:51:32.756 Top 20! 738 00:51:33.382 --> 00:51:36.218 Guys, we did it! We did it. 739 00:51:36.302 --> 00:51:37.720 Top 20! 740 00:51:38.178 --> 00:51:40.556 Yeah, we did it. 741 00:51:41.765 --> 00:51:42.641 We did it! 742 00:51:42.725 --> 00:51:47.620 Hi, I'm either at the salon or doing something fabulous. 743 00:51:47.146 --> 00:51:48.897 Leave a message. Ciao. 744 00:51:50.240 --> 00:51:52.776 Top 20! I can't believe it! 745 00:51:55.154 --> 00:51:57.489 - You've spoken with this website? - Yes! 746 00:51:57.573 --> 00:51:58.573 And they did nothing. 747 00:51:59.366 --> 00:52:01.493 I don't know how to be any more clear. 748 00:52:02.202 --> 00:52:04.538 She's online pretending to be me. 749 00:52:05.497 --> 00:52:06.497 Can I just show you? 750 00:52:06.957 --> 00:52:08.375 Yeah, yeah, pull it up. 751 00:52:27.394 --> 00:52:30.189 Please, you need to do something. 752 00:52:30.314 --> 00:52:32.775 70-25, code six, 104 North Avenue. 753 00:52:32.858 --> 00:52:35.270 Copy. I gotta step outside. 754 00:52:37.655 --> 00:52:41.283 - Look, this is my life. This is my job. - I'm not understanding how this works. 755 00:52:43.770 --> 00:52:43.952 What do you mean? 756 00:52:44.360 --> 00:52:46.372 This show that you do, you... 757 00:52:46.872 --> 00:52:51.710 You get paid by the minute or you have to do anything that they want you to do? 758 00:52:52.336 --> 00:52:55.589 No, I just... If I say I'm gonna do something, I do it. 759 00:52:55.673 --> 00:52:58.425 What's the weirdest thing that you've ever had to do? Come on. 760 00:53:00.177 --> 00:53:02.388 Do you ever meet up with these men in person? 761 00:53:04.807 --> 00:53:06.266 Sometimes, yeah. 762 00:53:06.350 --> 00:53:08.686 Do you ever engage in sexual activity with them? 763 00:53:12.981 --> 00:53:14.483 No, I don't. 764 00:53:15.693 --> 00:53:16.735 That's a shame. 765 00:53:16.819 --> 00:53:18.280 - Excuse me? - Hey, 766 00:53:18.904 --> 00:53:19.904 it's a compliment. 767 00:53:20.406 --> 00:53:21.406 Hah! 768 00:53:21.448 --> 00:53:24.326 - Rells, we gotta go. - What, so you're not going to help me? 769 00:53:24.618 --> 00:53:27.371 If you don't wanna see stuff like this, stay off the internet. 770 00:53:29.373 --> 00:53:31.830 Un-fucking-believable. 771 00:53:49.143 --> 00:53:52.200 No, guys, I said you have to guess, silly. 772 00:53:52.312 --> 00:53:54.640 Okay. 773 00:53:54.398 --> 00:53:55.398 It's... 774 00:53:56.567 --> 00:53:58.402 BabyGirl. 775 00:53:59.278 --> 00:54:02.489 At long last. I just have one question. 776 00:54:02.573 --> 00:54:06.118 What are you guys gonna make her do to me? Because I... 777 00:54:07.369 --> 00:54:08.369 Fuck. 778 00:54:18.797 --> 00:54:20.758 Oh, Gatsby I'm so excited. 779 00:54:21.910 --> 00:54:25.220 I've been wanting to get my hands on Lola since forever. 780 00:54:31.518 --> 00:54:34.146 Her skin looks so soft. I can't wait to touch it. 781 00:54:42.571 --> 00:54:47.618 I haven't fucked in so long, I'm going crazy. I'm serious. 782 00:54:48.202 --> 00:54:50.242 I was literally thinking about burning my house down 783 00:54:50.287 --> 00:54:52.706 just so a fireman would take pity on me. 784 00:54:55.375 --> 00:54:56.835 Well, yes. 785 00:54:56.919 --> 00:55:01.548 Lola can start my fire, not put it out. 786 00:55:02.883 --> 00:55:04.968 I just need to be fucked, you know? 787 00:55:21.944 --> 00:55:24.363 ...this job and, um... 788 00:55:24.947 --> 00:55:26.198 Okay, let's spin it. 789 00:55:27.491 --> 00:55:30.577 I did this weird thing where I was blonde on top and then I had brown ha... 790 00:55:30.661 --> 00:55:33.101 ...little I used to try to think about Santa Claus before I... 791 00:55:33.163 --> 00:55:35.666 I made it blue because you guys are always... 792 00:55:35.749 --> 00:55:39.127 ...burn my house down so a fireman will take pity on my ass. 793 00:55:39.586 --> 00:55:43.757 I know. I want him to start my fire, not put it out. 794 00:55:47.135 --> 00:55:49.137 I just need to get fucked, you know? 795 00:55:57.620 --> 00:55:58.272 Hey, Fox. 796 00:55:59.106 --> 00:56:01.786 Hey, we're about to start the Camothon, are you gonna watch? It's... 797 00:56:01.859 --> 00:56:03.485 Fox? Is this yours? 798 00:56:03.569 --> 00:56:05.362 Look, I just need to know, 799 00:56:05.779 --> 00:56:09.366 like, Baby's first name, or where she lives or something. 800 00:56:09.700 --> 00:56:12.327 What? Aren't you doing a show with her tomorrow? 801 00:56:12.536 --> 00:56:14.389 - Please, Fox, this isn't gonna... - Fox! 802 00:56:14.413 --> 00:56:16.164 Look, I'll ask around. 803 00:56:16.248 --> 00:56:17.808 - Two minutes. - Gotta go. 804 00:56:18.792 --> 00:56:19.792 Fuck. 805 00:56:23.714 --> 00:56:24.714 What? 806 00:56:58.248 --> 00:56:59.583 Lola! 807 00:57:00.542 --> 00:57:01.542 Barney! 808 00:57:01.835 --> 00:57:05.631 Oh, it is so, so good to see you. 809 00:57:05.714 --> 00:57:07.549 - Oh! - You too. 810 00:57:07.633 --> 00:57:09.801 Mm. Mm. Mm! 811 00:57:10.930 --> 00:57:12.387 Boy, last night's show... mwah! 812 00:57:12.471 --> 00:57:13.805 Perfection. 813 00:57:13.889 --> 00:57:16.683 - These suicides keep gettin' better. - Thank you. 814 00:57:17.517 --> 00:57:19.853 I have a couple of presents in my room, if you wanna look. 815 00:57:19.937 --> 00:57:23.357 Actually, what was that place you were telling me about? I'm kinda hungry. 816 00:57:25.670 --> 00:57:26.735 Well, your wish is my command. 817 00:57:31.990 --> 00:57:33.617 Hola, buenas tardes. 818 00:57:33.700 --> 00:57:35.911 My name is Justin and I'll be taking care of you. 819 00:57:35.994 --> 00:57:39.331 Yeah, let me get a club soda, and let's get the, uh, guacamole cheese tower. 820 00:57:39.831 --> 00:57:41.750 I'm just gonna stick with water. 821 00:57:41.959 --> 00:57:45.837 Sure, that's okay. I'll be right back with the guacamole queso sorpreso. 822 00:57:45.921 --> 00:57:46.921 Yeah. 823 00:57:48.173 --> 00:57:49.341 Should've gotten a drink. 824 00:57:50.133 --> 00:57:51.218 I'm driving. 825 00:57:52.469 --> 00:57:54.346 Anyway, let me tell you about Miami. 826 00:57:54.638 --> 00:57:58.308 I won that date raffle, with Sarah Bear and Blossom, but only Blossom showed up. 827 00:57:58.392 --> 00:57:59.810 Oh, I love Blossom. 828 00:57:59.893 --> 00:58:01.937 Sarah didn't call or anything. It's like she forgot. 829 00:58:02.200 --> 00:58:04.147 I'm the guy that decides if you rank or not. 830 00:58:04.398 --> 00:58:05.899 Last date raffle I enter. 831 00:58:07.359 --> 00:58:09.194 Well, you just save those tips for me. 832 00:58:11.697 --> 00:58:14.658 See, I like you. You're smart. You get it. 833 00:58:14.741 --> 00:58:16.159 Mm. Thank you. 834 00:58:16.910 --> 00:58:18.745 I'd say you were my favorite, but, uh... 835 00:58:19.997 --> 00:58:21.456 - I don't pick favorites. - Hm. 836 00:58:22.207 --> 00:58:24.209 Guacamole queso sorpreso. 837 00:58:24.793 --> 00:58:28.714 - And do you know what you want for lunch? - Let me get the Big Boy Burrito Bowl, 838 00:58:29.172 --> 00:58:31.883 no sour cream, no cheese, no beans. 839 00:58:31.967 --> 00:58:33.260 - No beans? - No beans. 840 00:58:33.927 --> 00:58:34.927 Um... 841 00:58:35.762 --> 00:58:37.723 I'll have a veggie chimichanga. 842 00:58:37.889 --> 00:58:40.392 Ah, the cheesychita chimichanga. Que bueno. 843 00:58:42.436 --> 00:58:43.603 Hm! 844 00:58:43.687 --> 00:58:46.314 - I love the authenticity. - It's quirky. 845 00:58:48.775 --> 00:58:52.446 So, you know Baby pretty well, huh? 846 00:58:53.113 --> 00:58:55.407 How do you think she got to the top ten? 847 00:58:55.699 --> 00:58:56.992 Oh! Of course. 848 00:58:57.993 --> 00:59:00.370 I'm just kind of nervous about my show with her. 849 00:59:00.579 --> 00:59:03.749 You know, she's staying at mine, but I've never even met her. 850 00:59:04.583 --> 00:59:06.793 - And she's driving. - Driving? 851 00:59:07.753 --> 00:59:09.337 That's a long way from Georgia. 852 00:59:09.838 --> 00:59:10.922 I mean, she's... 853 00:59:11.590 --> 00:59:14.676 so glamorous, I thought she would be flying first class. 854 00:59:17.971 --> 00:59:19.514 I see right through the glitz. 855 00:59:20.307 --> 00:59:22.559 Prom queen's the most glamorous thing she's ever done. 856 00:59:22.976 --> 00:59:28.315 Underneath, she really just wants to know that she can get a guy... like me. 857 00:59:30.358 --> 00:59:33.445 So you know her... pretty well, yeah? 858 00:59:33.862 --> 00:59:35.489 Oh, honey, I've been to her house. 859 00:59:36.198 --> 00:59:38.867 Look what we, uh, found in her town. 860 00:59:40.285 --> 00:59:41.411 Oh! 861 00:59:41.495 --> 00:59:42.829 That is cute. 862 00:59:42.913 --> 00:59:45.400 - What can I say? You girls love me. - Mm-hm. 863 00:59:47.918 --> 00:59:49.294 I'm gonna use the ladies' room. 864 00:59:49.711 --> 00:59:50.545 Okay. 865 01:00:23.495 --> 01:00:24.996 Oh, we're getting ready. 866 01:00:26.456 --> 01:00:29.709 Oh! I know, I am so excited. 867 01:00:29.793 --> 01:00:32.462 A show with Baby has been my dream since forever. 868 01:00:33.672 --> 01:00:36.591 I hope we can get her to kiss me everywhere. 869 01:00:49.620 --> 01:00:51.640 Yellow is not my color. 870 01:00:52.399 --> 01:00:54.317 Hm. Why not this one? 871 01:00:54.401 --> 01:00:57.112 - Lola? - I just love how pretty that is. 872 01:00:57.988 --> 01:00:59.281 Barney sent... 873 01:00:59.364 --> 01:01:02.284 You know, I think your, uh, feed is all messed up. 874 01:01:02.576 --> 01:01:05.412 Barney? Do you want me to wear this tonight? 875 01:01:05.495 --> 01:01:08.707 How could my Lola be online at home 876 01:01:09.374 --> 01:01:11.209 when she's on a date with me? 877 01:01:14.671 --> 01:01:16.464 That's a cute picture, Lola. 878 01:01:18.341 --> 01:01:20.594 Wanna show me those little cat ears? 879 01:01:23.180 --> 01:01:24.181 No? 880 01:01:24.890 --> 01:01:27.184 Barney, this is the women's bathroom. 881 01:01:28.590 --> 01:01:30.770 So? Anybody else here? 882 01:01:34.650 --> 01:01:36.484 What, you think you're the first girl who's tried to scam me? 883 01:01:37.694 --> 01:01:39.362 You're always in it for something. 884 01:01:39.946 --> 01:01:43.330 Drugs, money, clothes. 885 01:01:44.284 --> 01:01:47.370 Look, I'm a reasonable man. 886 01:01:47.495 --> 01:01:50.810 You tell me who you are, and maybe we can still have some fun. 887 01:01:52.584 --> 01:01:54.127 Excuse me, is someone in here? 888 01:01:58.381 --> 01:01:59.591 Geez, come here! Hey. 889 01:02:00.592 --> 01:02:02.219 Hey! Let go! Let go! 890 01:02:03.303 --> 01:02:05.222 Is everything okay? 891 01:02:09.100 --> 01:02:12.229 Listen, I... I apologize. My wife does not feel well at all. 892 01:02:12.354 --> 01:02:15.820 You know, the young ones can't hold their liquor. It's okay, she'll... 893 01:02:15.106 --> 01:02:16.316 Don't worry, she'll be fine. 894 01:02:16.399 --> 01:02:18.260 Come on, come on, let's go, here we go. 895 01:02:18.109 --> 01:02:20.654 All right, all right. Here we go. 896 01:02:21.154 --> 01:02:22.989 Ow! Son of a... 897 01:02:45.679 --> 01:02:47.806 So, boys, what's it gonna be? 898 01:02:48.473 --> 01:02:50.725 Are you gonna let me kiss her? 899 01:02:50.809 --> 01:02:54.145 Ooh, yeah, her lips are so soft. 900 01:02:55.563 --> 01:02:58.650 - It's getting hot and steamy in here. - Thank you, Conquer. 901 01:02:59.276 --> 01:03:02.320 Oh, my God, she's making me so hot. 902 01:03:02.946 --> 01:03:04.706 - We don't have all night here. - No. 903 01:03:04.781 --> 01:03:08.118 We're a little impatient. Mm. 904 01:03:09.869 --> 01:03:11.871 Oh, I'm so ready, what are we doing? 905 01:03:13.206 --> 01:03:15.750 - Actually, you know what we should do? - What? 906 01:03:21.381 --> 01:03:24.509 - Ooh, you make it sound so mysterious. - No, not mysterious. 907 01:03:24.843 --> 01:03:27.387 - Let's go. - They're so excited. 908 01:03:27.470 --> 01:03:28.722 They're so excited. 909 01:03:28.805 --> 01:03:30.598 So jealous, they don't know what's going on. 910 01:03:30.682 --> 01:03:34.102 - Guys, you're just gonna love this. - Tough luck! 911 01:03:36.521 --> 01:03:39.240 - I'm taking her away. - Mm, yay! 912 01:03:43.570 --> 01:03:44.946 Here we go. 913 01:03:45.697 --> 01:03:47.949 Out of the pink room. Mm! 914 01:03:50.760 --> 01:03:52.287 Ooh, it's gonna be exciting. 915 01:03:52.662 --> 01:03:54.247 I'm walking in this top. 916 01:04:00.128 --> 01:04:02.470 Here's my hallway. 917 01:04:03.890 --> 01:04:04.507 Those are my boxes. 918 01:04:04.591 --> 01:04:05.884 I just moved in. 919 01:04:08.219 --> 01:04:09.554 Ooh. 920 01:04:09.637 --> 01:04:12.724 My guys have never seen my real bedroom before. 921 01:04:12.807 --> 01:04:15.226 Shall we go in? 922 01:04:15.310 --> 01:04:18.438 Here's the door. Moment of truth. 923 01:04:18.521 --> 01:04:21.107 No, no, no! No! 924 01:04:21.399 --> 01:04:22.400 No! 925 01:04:22.484 --> 01:04:24.152 Wow! 926 01:04:24.569 --> 01:04:27.530 - Get the fuck out of my house! - This is my bedroom. 927 01:04:27.614 --> 01:04:29.115 Get the fuck out! 928 01:04:29.199 --> 01:04:31.951 That's my bed that I sleep in every night. 929 01:04:32.350 --> 01:04:35.497 You are so adorable. 930 01:04:35.580 --> 01:04:37.999 Stop it, I was so awkward. 931 01:04:38.291 --> 01:04:40.335 - I was so awkward. - So hot. 932 01:04:42.128 --> 01:04:43.838 Who's this? Who's this dude? 933 01:04:43.963 --> 01:04:47.467 Um, no. That is my little brother. Gross. 934 01:04:48.343 --> 01:04:51.179 Look. Jordan. 935 01:04:54.265 --> 01:04:55.517 Fuck you! 936 01:06:03.293 --> 01:06:05.462 I guess people still think you live here. 937 01:06:07.464 --> 01:06:08.464 Hey. 938 01:06:10.383 --> 01:06:12.969 I saw a... house, so I'll... 939 01:06:14.179 --> 01:06:17.140 pay for it, or paint it myself. 940 01:06:24.272 --> 01:06:25.815 Mom, I wanted to tell you. 941 01:06:26.983 --> 01:06:28.860 I just wanted to wait until I was... 942 01:06:28.943 --> 01:06:31.196 in the top ten, you know, until I was good enough. 943 01:06:32.780 --> 01:06:33.823 You are really good. 944 01:06:34.574 --> 01:06:36.750 Huh? What does that mean? 945 01:06:40.371 --> 01:06:41.831 I watched a little. 946 01:06:45.210 --> 01:06:48.630 - Oh, you can't be serious. - I... I had to see. 947 01:06:49.339 --> 01:06:50.339 And you were good. 948 01:06:53.384 --> 01:06:54.384 I was? 949 01:06:54.719 --> 01:06:58.223 Those guys love you. You're so put together. 950 01:07:00.600 --> 01:07:04.103 I get you in pajamas, and bratty and bored and biting your nails. 951 01:07:04.187 --> 01:07:05.980 But on that show, you're a different person. 952 01:07:06.640 --> 01:07:08.144 Confident. I wish everybody could see you like that. 953 01:07:08.191 --> 01:07:11.986 - Mom, that person is not me. - And I'm not sad and pathetic. 954 01:07:12.700 --> 01:07:16.282 I'm enlightened, I understand this whole female empowerment thing. 955 01:07:16.366 --> 01:07:19.160 No, Mom, that's not even what it's about. That person is not me. 956 01:07:19.244 --> 01:07:22.830 - I get it. It's a performance. - No, Mom, you're not listening to me. 957 01:07:24.400 --> 01:07:25.959 I'll have to show you, okay? 958 01:07:29.254 --> 01:07:30.254 Look. 959 01:07:35.134 --> 01:07:36.886 Shit. 960 01:07:40.980 --> 01:07:43.184 - She's not online right now. - Who's not online? 961 01:07:43.393 --> 01:07:46.145 - I don't know. I don't know! - Stop. 962 01:07:46.604 --> 01:07:48.106 Just stop. 963 01:07:48.898 --> 01:07:52.527 Take some responsibility for your life and stop lying to me. 964 01:07:57.991 --> 01:07:59.117 Hey, Jordan. 965 01:08:01.286 --> 01:08:03.705 Mm! Wash it. 966 01:08:15.910 --> 01:08:16.593 Hey, Jordo. 967 01:08:28.771 --> 01:08:31.399 - Watch Ziggy for me. - Where are you going? 968 01:09:03.598 --> 01:09:05.308 Shit. 969 01:10:17.296 --> 01:10:18.506 Wrong room. Sorry. 970 01:10:26.889 --> 01:10:30.143 Hi, I'm looking for a guy. He's kind of tall, sweaty, nervous. 971 01:10:30.476 --> 01:10:31.686 Have you seen him? Is he here? 972 01:10:31.769 --> 01:10:34.731 - Uh... up there, maybe. Try room three. - Three? 973 01:10:34.981 --> 01:10:35.981 Thank you. 974 01:10:48.244 --> 01:10:49.244 Who is it? 975 01:10:50.790 --> 01:10:51.873 Hey, it's me, Tink. 976 01:10:53.291 --> 01:10:54.375 One second. 977 01:11:03.551 --> 01:11:06.345 - Lola. - Hi. I'm so happy to see you. 978 01:11:08.598 --> 01:11:10.600 Listen, I'm sorry about the other day. 979 01:11:12.518 --> 01:11:13.978 What's going on? 980 01:11:16.105 --> 01:11:17.440 I don't know what to do. 981 01:11:19.275 --> 01:11:20.568 Someone stole my show. 982 01:11:23.613 --> 01:11:24.613 Poor thing. 983 01:11:24.989 --> 01:11:27.575 It's gonna be okay. Arnold is here to help. 984 01:11:35.958 --> 01:11:37.251 What a conspiracy. 985 01:11:38.377 --> 01:11:41.964 I wondered why Sarah and Winter had been acting so strangely. 986 01:11:43.466 --> 01:11:45.343 We were brought together for a reason. 987 01:11:47.345 --> 01:11:50.306 Unexpected things happen to test us. 988 01:11:50.932 --> 01:11:52.600 That's what this is. You're being tested. 989 01:11:52.683 --> 01:11:55.190 But... you're strong. You'll make it through. 990 01:11:58.397 --> 01:11:59.398 And I'm your helper. 991 01:12:01.108 --> 01:12:02.108 You know? 992 01:12:02.860 --> 01:12:04.111 I'm your life helper. 993 01:12:09.575 --> 01:12:10.868 Whoever did this to you... 994 01:12:11.661 --> 01:12:12.661 I wanna find him. 995 01:12:13.746 --> 01:12:14.746 And I wanna hurt him. 996 01:12:15.790 --> 01:12:17.625 - Thank you, Tinker. - Arnold. 997 01:12:20.795 --> 01:12:23.130 Who is she, do you think? 998 01:12:24.298 --> 01:12:25.383 Some lowlife. 999 01:12:30.137 --> 01:12:31.848 Clearly obsessed with you. 1000 01:12:36.769 --> 01:12:38.479 She probably has your address. 1001 01:12:41.983 --> 01:12:44.260 You should probably stay here. 1002 01:12:47.280 --> 01:12:48.489 It isn't safe. 1003 01:12:52.285 --> 01:12:53.536 When she gets on tonight, 1004 01:12:54.787 --> 01:12:55.913 we'll get to work. 1005 01:12:56.581 --> 01:12:58.400 We'll beat this thing together. 1006 01:12:59.125 --> 01:13:00.793 I'll take care of you, my chickadee. 1007 01:13:57.391 --> 01:14:00.144 You turn me on so much... 1008 01:14:02.772 --> 01:14:05.441 - Does that feel good? - Forgive me, mother Mary. 1009 01:14:07.485 --> 01:14:09.278 - Come on, Tinker... - Lola! 1010 01:14:11.155 --> 01:14:12.365 Are you gonna come? 1011 01:14:12.740 --> 01:14:15.534 Oh, no, please. Wait. 1012 01:14:16.243 --> 01:14:18.704 Wait. No, no. 1013 01:14:19.705 --> 01:14:20.539 You don't understand. 1014 01:14:20.623 --> 01:14:23.125 - I was investigating. - Why the fuck are you lying to me? 1015 01:14:23.209 --> 01:14:24.585 I'm not! 1016 01:14:28.756 --> 01:14:29.966 Look at me. 1017 01:14:30.383 --> 01:14:31.926 Look at me, you piece of shit. 1018 01:14:32.900 --> 01:14:34.261 I'm sorry. I can't... 1019 01:14:34.345 --> 01:14:36.145 - What did you do? - Just... nothing. Nothing! 1020 01:14:36.305 --> 01:14:39.141 - I... I found it just like... - It? What is it? 1021 01:14:39.225 --> 01:14:43.104 I don't know. I think it takes anything it can find of you online. 1022 01:14:43.187 --> 01:14:44.188 What does? 1023 01:14:44.563 --> 01:14:46.440 I told you, I don't know. 1024 01:14:46.691 --> 01:14:50.270 But it's on all the cam sites. Not just FGL. 1025 01:14:52.154 --> 01:14:54.730 You knew this was gonna happen to me. 1026 01:14:57.201 --> 01:14:58.536 Answer me, Tinker! 1027 01:14:59.578 --> 01:15:04.250 Yeah. Yes. I can usually tell 1028 01:15:04.959 --> 01:15:09.380 - if one of the girls is gonna be copied. - How? 1029 01:15:10.464 --> 01:15:13.592 I've watched enough to guess who it'll choose, 1030 01:15:14.176 --> 01:15:16.804 but I don't know what it is or how it works. 1031 01:15:17.888 --> 01:15:20.570 I came here to help. 1032 01:15:20.391 --> 01:15:22.590 - Bullshit! - I... I... 1033 01:15:22.143 --> 01:15:26.630 I didn't... wanna tell you and ruin what we have. 1034 01:15:26.355 --> 01:15:28.774 I didn't do this, I swear. 1035 01:15:29.150 --> 01:15:31.652 - You moved here... - I love you, I wouldn't do this. 1036 01:15:31.736 --> 01:15:34.947 You moved here and you fucking waited so you could ride in to save the day? 1037 01:15:35.310 --> 01:15:36.115 Tinker? 1038 01:15:37.867 --> 01:15:39.350 Tink? 1039 01:15:39.785 --> 01:15:41.787 Tinker! I miss you. 1040 01:15:46.420 --> 01:15:48.200 Oh, God. 1041 01:15:50.880 --> 01:15:53.549 Tinker! I'm lonely. 1042 01:15:57.178 --> 01:15:58.220 Tinker... 1043 01:16:07.855 --> 01:16:08.939 Oh, hi. 1044 01:16:10.660 --> 01:16:11.692 Are you Tinker's girlfriend? 1045 01:16:14.111 --> 01:16:15.111 Hi. 1046 01:16:18.449 --> 01:16:20.340 Uh... How are you? 1047 01:16:22.995 --> 01:16:25.623 Good. Where's Tinker? 1048 01:16:29.585 --> 01:16:31.870 He's... he's not here. 1049 01:16:31.921 --> 01:16:32.921 Oh. 1050 01:16:35.758 --> 01:16:36.758 What's your name? 1051 01:16:43.570 --> 01:16:46.600 Tink, your girlfriend's not very friendly. 1052 01:16:53.943 --> 01:16:54.944 Hello? 1053 01:16:55.861 --> 01:16:57.530 I wanna be friends. 1054 01:17:01.867 --> 01:17:03.452 She doesn't recognize me. 1055 01:17:07.414 --> 01:17:09.375 She doesn't know what the fuck she looks like. 1056 01:17:11.710 --> 01:17:14.296 No, what are you... what are you doing? 1057 01:17:14.880 --> 01:17:18.425 No. No! You can't leave. You can't leave. 1058 01:17:18.551 --> 01:17:19.551 Please. 1059 01:17:19.677 --> 01:17:21.762 - Have fun with Lola. - No. 1060 01:17:21.887 --> 01:17:23.556 - No. - While you still can. 1061 01:17:23.639 --> 01:17:25.141 You can't leave! 1062 01:18:03.554 --> 01:18:05.139 Ooh, aah... 1063 01:18:05.598 --> 01:18:08.475 Oh! I love this song. 1064 01:18:16.192 --> 01:18:18.360 I wish one of you was here to dance with me. 1065 01:18:24.116 --> 01:18:27.286 But, Teapot, we're right in the middle of my dance. 1066 01:18:32.750 --> 01:18:34.501 Okay. 1067 01:18:39.465 --> 01:18:40.966 Well, can I see you? 1068 01:18:42.593 --> 01:18:44.553 I really wanna see you. 1069 01:18:50.351 --> 01:18:53.145 Oh, Tinker's girlfriend. 1070 01:18:53.771 --> 01:18:55.940 Oh! You are a cutie. 1071 01:18:56.565 --> 01:18:58.359 - Hm. - So, 1072 01:18:59.360 --> 01:19:00.986 what do you wanna do with me? 1073 01:19:01.700 --> 01:19:03.113 Why don't you go sit down at your vanity? 1074 01:19:04.730 --> 01:19:05.730 Okay. 1075 01:19:17.169 --> 01:19:18.169 So... 1076 01:19:19.171 --> 01:19:20.965 what do you want me to do next? 1077 01:19:21.173 --> 01:19:24.900 I want everyone to see how good we look together. 1078 01:19:24.843 --> 01:19:28.639 Oh! So, you wanna be watched. 1079 01:19:30.391 --> 01:19:32.226 I love being watched. 1080 01:19:34.561 --> 01:19:37.523 Look, everybody. It's Teapot. 1081 01:19:38.399 --> 01:19:40.359 Hi, guys. 1082 01:19:44.655 --> 01:19:47.157 Aw, thank you, guys, so much. 1083 01:19:47.783 --> 01:19:50.411 - There's so much love. - I know. 1084 01:19:51.620 --> 01:19:53.539 But who's getting the most? 1085 01:19:55.291 --> 01:19:57.376 Which one of us is the best Lola? 1086 01:19:59.795 --> 01:20:02.881 - Maybe we should play a game to find out. - Hm. 1087 01:20:02.965 --> 01:20:04.258 What kind of game? 1088 01:20:05.175 --> 01:20:06.719 Monkey see, monkey do. 1089 01:20:07.678 --> 01:20:09.179 Whoever does it better wins. 1090 01:20:09.555 --> 01:20:11.724 The room picks and the winner gets a prize. 1091 01:20:13.350 --> 01:20:16.270 I don't know. What do you guys think? 1092 01:20:24.280 --> 01:20:26.280 - Okay, deal. - You promise? 1093 01:20:27.364 --> 01:20:28.449 I promise. 1094 01:20:29.366 --> 01:20:30.366 Okay. 1095 01:20:31.368 --> 01:20:32.536 I'll go first. 1096 01:20:46.300 --> 01:20:48.302 Oh, the heart's for me. 1097 01:20:48.886 --> 01:20:49.886 My turn. 1098 01:20:53.807 --> 01:20:54.975 I love you guys. 1099 01:21:03.609 --> 01:21:04.943 I love you guys. 1100 01:21:13.202 --> 01:21:14.578 What's the tally? 1101 01:21:17.581 --> 01:21:20.459 Oh, wow. You won by a landslide. 1102 01:21:23.587 --> 01:21:24.827 What do you think, guys? 1103 01:21:25.756 --> 01:21:27.674 What should my prize be? 1104 01:21:31.428 --> 01:21:32.428 Okay. 1105 01:21:33.972 --> 01:21:36.350 For my prize, I want you to strip. 1106 01:21:40.938 --> 01:21:43.732 Done. 1107 01:21:45.734 --> 01:21:46.944 Thank you, guys. 1108 01:21:52.783 --> 01:21:54.660 How about we up the ante? 1109 01:21:54.993 --> 01:21:57.454 That was way too easy. 1110 01:21:58.914 --> 01:22:00.124 Fine. 1111 01:22:04.211 --> 01:22:05.211 Repeat after me. 1112 01:22:05.462 --> 01:22:07.172 - Hey, boys. - Hey, boys. 1113 01:22:07.381 --> 01:22:09.883 - Wanna see something cool? - Wanna see something cool? 1114 01:22:16.765 --> 01:22:19.309 - You stole my face. - You stole my face. 1115 01:22:19.393 --> 01:22:22.438 You stole my face and now I'm going to get it back. 1116 01:22:22.729 --> 01:22:25.190 You stole my face and now I'm going to get it back. 1117 01:22:47.880 --> 01:22:49.590 - See. - See. 1118 01:22:50.174 --> 01:22:51.675 You're not real! 1119 01:22:52.301 --> 01:22:53.301 You're not real. 1120 01:23:20.704 --> 01:23:25.292 Wow, I've never seen my guys so riled up like this. 1121 01:23:27.419 --> 01:23:30.880 This is a fun game. 1122 01:23:30.172 --> 01:23:31.840 I like this one. 1123 01:23:34.968 --> 01:23:37.221 Guys, better vote for me. 1124 01:23:44.895 --> 01:23:47.272 Wow. You won, Teapot. 1125 01:23:49.149 --> 01:23:50.400 What do you want from me? 1126 01:23:51.276 --> 01:23:53.278 I want your account password. 1127 01:23:55.572 --> 01:23:57.449 I don't think that's very fair. 1128 01:24:00.285 --> 01:24:02.996 Give it to me, Lola, I want it. 1129 01:24:03.372 --> 01:24:05.332 - Give you what? - Your password. 1130 01:24:06.291 --> 01:24:07.376 You gotta follow through. 1131 01:24:07.459 --> 01:24:09.670 How would your guys ever trust you again, if you didn't? 1132 01:24:10.128 --> 01:24:14.341 - Well. - Stop tipping, stop tipping. 1133 01:24:21.932 --> 01:24:22.932 Okay. 1134 01:24:30.650 --> 01:24:32.234 Teapot? It's your turn. 1135 01:24:32.943 --> 01:24:34.945 What do you want me to do next? Hm? 1136 01:24:42.578 --> 01:24:43.787 So... 1137 01:24:44.162 --> 01:24:45.872 should I go first this time? 1138 01:24:47.916 --> 01:24:49.793 Come on, let's keep playing. 1139 01:24:50.669 --> 01:24:52.713 - Please. - She did it. 1140 01:24:54.381 --> 01:24:55.591 You can tip again. 1141 01:24:57.676 --> 01:25:01.471 Ooh! Thank you, guys. 1142 01:25:13.692 --> 01:25:14.985 Okay! 1143 01:25:15.611 --> 01:25:17.451 Let's play again! 1144 01:25:18.155 --> 01:25:19.406 Copy... 1145 01:25:20.616 --> 01:25:22.367 this. 1146 01:25:24.536 --> 01:25:28.810 No, Tonebug, I'm not that... 1147 01:26:58.880 --> 01:27:00.507 Are you sure you wanna do this? 1148 01:27:00.674 --> 01:27:01.800 Yes, Mom. 1149 01:27:02.467 --> 01:27:03.747 And if it happens again? 1150 01:27:04.261 --> 01:27:08.473 Then I'll make another one. And another one and another one. 1151 01:27:09.599 --> 01:27:11.393 - Can I see? - Not yet. 1152 01:27:19.860 --> 01:27:21.862 Can't believe I'm doing this. 1153 01:27:22.696 --> 01:27:23.696 Okay. 1154 01:27:25.198 --> 01:27:27.750 Oh! 1155 01:27:27.159 --> 01:27:28.827 You're so lucky you're my daughter. 1156 01:27:48.180 --> 01:27:49.556 - Thank you. - Mm. 1157 01:28:49.740 --> 01:28:50.740 Hey, guys. 83274

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