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I'll be honest with you,
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I have nothing to write
in your guest book
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because we've only been
here for 10 minutes.
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Did you just burp?
It smells like lo mein in here.
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But I'm so excited about
what's about to happen
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that I had to tell someone about it.
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It all started about a month ago.
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Whoa. What's going on next door?
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Oh, Paul and Janice are separating.
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Paul's keeping the house,
and Janice is moving to Florida
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to be closer to their
daughter in college.
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You need to trim your ears.
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You look like you have a troll doll
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trying to crawl out of your head.
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Seeing how happy my neighbor
was made me realize
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how much I wanted to be happy...
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I shit you not, boys,
ballroom dance lessons.
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The ratio of women to
men, it's like 10 to 1.
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Like, I've been putting my cha-cha
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into a different woman's
mambo every week.
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... how much I wanted to be with
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someone who was attracted to me...
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... someone to share those
special moments with.
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I wanted romance...
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something I'm not sure I've ever had.
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- Heading somewhere?
- It's my birthday weekend,
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so Linda rented a place at the beach.
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Oh, that sounds nice.
You like the beach?
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Hate it.
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What are you up to this weekend?
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Not sure yet.
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Yeah, thinking about going for a jog,
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but running as far away from
the house as fast as I can
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just isn't as appealing
since Janice moved out, right?
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Hey, if you don't mind me asking,
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how did you finally end it?
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Honestly, man, I was
miserable and I didn't want
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to waste any more of
my life being unhappy.
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So the next time that I found
myself bottling up the anger,
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I just let it go. Called her the C-bomb.
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Yeah, it was an ugly
Easter, but now I'm free.
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I've had many fights with
my wife over the years,
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but until today, I had never considered
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the nuclear option,
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the weapon of marriage destruction...
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The C-bomb.
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All right. There you go.
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Unh-unh. He'll lose 'em.
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Well, I hope you enjoy yourselves.
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You're actually gonna
be our last renters.
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The house was my mother's
income property,
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but she passed away a few months ago
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and left it to me in her will.
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I was actually third in position
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behind her new boyfriend and her cat.
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But luckily for me, they were on the
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plane with her so...
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Anyway, enjoy.
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So here I sit, locked and loaded
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with an itchy trigger finger
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just waiting to be provoked
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so I can drop the big one.
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You gotta be shitting me.
Dave, get in here.
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Time to scratch that itch.
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This is all you packed?
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We're here for the whole weekend.
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I knew I should have supervised
the packing, but I thought,
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"Hey, it's packing. How
hard could it be?"
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These are two different flip-flops.
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You packed a flip and a flip.
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You flopped.
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It's like I live with a monkey.
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You know what? You can be a real cu...
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Cu... cu... cu...
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Dave? Dave? Dave?!
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Linda?
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Hello?
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Hey, what's up, Dave?
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Who are you? And where's my family?
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Well, my name is Gabe.
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And your family's right in that
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bedroom you just came out of.
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No, they aren't.
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Trust me, they're in there.
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One of your sons is dialing 911.
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Your wife's YouTubing how to CPR.
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H-How do I skip the ad?
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How do I skip the ad?!
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No!
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Aaaaaah!
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What the hell is going on?
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You're dead.
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I don't understand.
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W... Is this heaven?
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Nope.
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Hell?
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No.
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Look, this will go a lot
smoother if you just forget
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everything you thought
you knew about dying.
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Now, I've been told
you're a Catholic, right?
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Yeah, I am.
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Uh, went to Mass every Sunday
and confessed all my sins.
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- I mean, that's good, right?
- Yeah.
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If you like telling random
old men embarrassing shit.
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Look, there are over
4,200 religions in the world,
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and not one of them
comes close to the truth
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about the specifics of who
created the Earth... not one.
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So, are you God?
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Hell, no.
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Donny wished he looked this good.
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Look, you'll meet him one
day, but until then,
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I suggest you lower your expectations.
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I mean, he's a good guy, but it's not
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like he's some magical
entity in the sky.
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Just a brilliant dude
that got bored one day
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and decided to create a universe.
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Only problem was he
made sex feel too good.
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That's why there's so
many people on earth.
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Wait. He can't do something about that?
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No. I mean, just 'cause he created you
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doesn't mean he gets to control you.
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Think of it like an ant farm.
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You supply the sand, pour in the ants,
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add a little food and water,
after that they're in charge.
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And you guys are
a lot smarter than ants.
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Like when old men wanted to have sex
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long after Donny designed
their dicks to stop working,
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you guys invented the blue pill.
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Women want to have babies
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long after their biological
clock stop ticking,
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you assholes invented in vitro.
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So science is bad?
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No, not for you guys.
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You live longer, happier lives.
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We're just having a hard time keeping
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up with all the dead people.
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I don't understand.
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All right, look.
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In the early days,
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death was a lot simpler.
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You lived for 23 years,
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caught a cold, and died.
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But then people started
to invent this afterlife
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and all the rules you had
to follow to get there.
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It started to bum Donny out
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that people were getting
excited over an after-party
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he wasn't even throwing,
so he created Heaven.
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Only problem was he had no idea
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how many people he was going
to have to actually put there.
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I mean, the original Heaven
has been full up since 1843.
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Poor guy's been working nonstop
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ever since to make it bigger.
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So I just, like, wait here
until a spot opens up?
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- Pretty much.
- Oh.
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But he did include some of
Heaven's more popular features
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to entertain you while you wait.
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So when you're hungry,
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you write down whatever
you feel like eating.
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So when you're bored,
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write down whatever
you feel like watching.
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Oh? Really?
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What's the name of the most popular girl
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you went to high school with?
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Oh, Betsy Daniels.
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Betsy?
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Yeah.
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Where am I?
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Pretty cool, huh?
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You get to have sex
with anyone you want.
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Are you kidding? I mean, you can
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write down anybody's name?
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Eh, not exactly.
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You see, people are hard to make so
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instead of creating a bunch of clones,
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and this is the genius part,
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he figured out a way
to get the people here
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while they're dreaming.
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Okay, what... what if you write
down the name of someone
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and they're not asleep?
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I get asked that a lot.
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It's kind of hard to explain to humans.
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The best I can do is tell
you it's kind of like
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when you DVR a show to watch for later.
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Only thing is it's actually
nothing like that at all.
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That's amazing.
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Yeah, I know. Donny's
pretty hyped about it.
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It's all he talks about.
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Anyway, have fun.
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I'll check back on you in a few months
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to see how you're doing.
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A few months? Hey.
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Hey.
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How long am I supposed
to stick around this...
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Dave?
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Hey, Paul.
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So, this is the beach house
you guys are staying in, huh?
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Where's Linda and the boys?
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They, uh, went down to
the beach to go swimming.
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Oh, that sounds fun.
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Mm, too bad I didn't
bring my bathing suit.
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Maybe we could go skinny dipping.
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Yeah, I bet that would turn some heads.
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What are you doing here?
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Let me hold that book for a minute.
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I want to listen to that
new Sturgill Simpson album.
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You said you weren't coming
back for a few months.
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That was a few months.
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You're just used to earth time,
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and Donny made that super slow or
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else the leaves would just blow off.
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Oh, okay. Well, great.
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Everything's super cool
here, so you can take off.
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Dave, you got company?
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Wow. That's pretty fast.
Good for you, man.
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So, who was it?
T-The girl from high school?
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Uh, doesn't matter.
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Someone naughty. I like it.
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Your brother's wife. Your wife's sister.
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No, it's just a neighbor.
You don't need to...
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You're gay?
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No. No.
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No. No.
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I was just...
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I w... curious.
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You said you weren't
coming back for a few months.
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Calm down. It's all good.
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Is it really?
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I mean, is Donny cool
with homosexuality?
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Are you kidding me?
Donny loves gay people.
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You guys are helping with
the population problem.
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So, is this your first time with a man?
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- Yeah.
- Cool. How was it?
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Oh, we haven't actually done anything.
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- Why?
- He's not gay,
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and I'm not even sure it's gonna happen.
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Of course it's gonna happen, man.
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This is your world. You the king.
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You think the lion walks
around the jungle worried
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if things are gonna go his way?
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I don't imagine he does.
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All right, then.
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Be the lion.
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Go in there and pounce on him.
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So what? He might think it's weird
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at first, but he'll get into it.
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Look, straight people have
gay dreams sometimes.
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They just don't tell people about it.
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I-I don't know. It doesn't feel right.
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I mean, I have been thinking about him
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ever since he moved next door,
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but in all my fantasies,
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he's the one who kisses me first.
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Oh, okay, I get it.
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You more of a gazelle than a lion.
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No, I don't... When you were
talking about me being a lion,
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I thought you meant me
going into the jungle
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and having sex with a lion.
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But if you introduce a gazelle
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into this whole animal analogy thing,
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I think it falls apart.
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How so?
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Well, uh, because a lion eats a gazelle.
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He doesn't have sex with it.
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I was referring to the chase, Dave.
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Okay, but once he catches the
gazelle, it still breaks down.
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Look, look, look, all you have to do
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is replace the act of
eating with the act of sex.
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Then the analogy makes sense again.
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If I was comparing apples to apples,
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it would not be an analogy.
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Right, sorry.
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Well, my point then is,
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I wanted him to kiss me first.
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Then get him to kiss you first.
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How?
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Paul?
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What are you doing?
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Who are you?
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Doesn't matter.
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Shit. I'm late for gym
class with Mr. Lattimore.
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See? The mind... Very susceptible
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to suggestion when it's dreaming.
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Put your legs into it, ya pussy.
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You want him to go back to school?
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You ring a bell.
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You want him to eat?
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You write down what his favorite food is
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and make sure he smells it.
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You want him to kiss you?
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All you gotta do is figure out what
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makes him think about kissing someone.
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You can go.
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♪ Young eyes ♪
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♪ Starlit eyes ♪
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♪ Starlight in your eyes ♪
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♪ True love is our love ♪
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♪ Tonight ♪
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♪ Young lips ♪
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♪ Your sweet lips ♪
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♪ When they're pressed to my lips ♪
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♪ They tell of the love ♪
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♪ In our hearts ♪
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♪ When your hands caress me ♪
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♪ I feel Heaven blessed me ♪
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♪ For I feel the warmth ♪
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♪ Of your charms ♪
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♪ Young arms enfold me ♪
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♪ Forever will hold me ♪
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♪ For true love is our love ♪
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♪ Tonight ♪
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♪ Young eyes ♪
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♪ Starlit eyes ♪
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♪ Starlight in your eyes ♪
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♪ True love is our love ♪
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♪ Tonight ♪
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♪ Young lips ♪
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♪ Your sweet lips ♪
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♪ When they're pressed to my lips ♪
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♪ They tell of the love ♪
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♪ In our hearts ♪
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♪ When your hands caress me ♪
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♪ I feel, feel, feel...
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Welcome back, buddy.
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Aw, shit.
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Can't believe we drove
all the way to the beach
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and had to spend the whole
weekend in the hospital.
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Sorry, guys.
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What was it like, Dad?
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What was what like?
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Being dead.
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You were just laying there not
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breathing for almost a minute.
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Did you see a bright light?
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No, no.
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I don't think I was actually dead.
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My brain was still working.
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I was hallucinating all
kinds of weird stuff.
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What kind of weird stuff?
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I don't remember.
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Uh, guys, what about the luggage?
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Just take one at a time.
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They said it was good to
resume normal activity.
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Hey, buddy.
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- Hey.
- Hey, man. How was the beach?
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Ah, fine. Uh, beach was fine.
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I had a dream about you.
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What?
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I'm s... What? I'm sorry.
What did you just say?
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I had this dream that you and
I were in a beach house.
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I don't remember much.
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Uh, there were bare feet
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and I think my junior high
school gym teacher was there
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and there was music
playing of some kind.
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It's weird, huh?
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I'm gay.
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Excuse me?
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I'm gay.
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Really?
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Well, that's, uh...
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That's great, buddy.
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Did you discover this at the beach?
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No, no, no, no.
I've known my whole life.
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I was raised Catholic,
so I was always battling
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with the belief that...
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Say, you're not gay, are you?
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- No.
- No.
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But my brother is.
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In fact, I think...
I think you might like him.
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- Wha...
- Mm-hmm.
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He got the looks.
I got the brains, you know?
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- Maybe text me his number.
- For sure.
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Linda! I need to tell you something.
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♪ You were sleepin' ♪
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♪ Sweet dreamin' ♪
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♪ Then the morning sun said ♪
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♪ "It's time, boy, it's time" ♪
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♪ You threw your head back ♪
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♪ You shook your fist out ♪
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♪ Cried mercy to the sky ♪
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♪ Oh, why, oh, why ♪
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♪ This ain't your tragic fall ♪
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♪ It's your wake-up call ♪
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♪ This is your wake-up call ♪
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♪ Don't fear that big, bad heart ♪
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♪ Don't set your mind a reelin' ♪
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♪ Cannonball through that great wall ♪
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♪ You built around your feelings ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ So take those roses ♪
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♪ When they're given ♪
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♪ And give yourself a break ♪
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♪ From the hard way you've been livin' ♪
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♪ This ain't your tragic fall ♪
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♪ It's your wake-up call ♪
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♪ This ain't your tragic fall ♪
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♪ It's your wake-up call ♪
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♪ This is your wake-up call ♪
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