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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,452 --> 00:00:04,235 I always thought there was something between us. 2 00:00:05,736 --> 00:00:07,027 Oh, okay. Um... 3 00:00:07,486 --> 00:00:09,006 So much weird stuff's happened. 4 00:00:09,069 --> 00:00:11,319 I just want a family, and I want to have a baby. 5 00:00:11,569 --> 00:00:13,444 We really want to think about having a baby. 6 00:00:13,527 --> 00:00:14,961 We've been looking around for a guy. 7 00:00:14,985 --> 00:00:16,920 - Yeah, and it's just trying to find the right one. - Yeah. 8 00:00:16,944 --> 00:00:18,128 I'm not sure how these things work. 9 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:19,653 Oh, it's just a cup and a baster. 10 00:00:21,486 --> 00:00:22,985 The baster wasn't working, so... 11 00:00:23,069 --> 00:00:24,069 So you had sex. 12 00:00:24,152 --> 00:00:26,110 The last thing I wanted to do was hurt you. 13 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:27,778 Well... you have. 14 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,611 Oh my God. Why did you do it? 15 00:00:30,694 --> 00:00:32,194 Because you fucked someone else. 16 00:00:32,444 --> 00:00:34,152 Are you going to be doing it again? 17 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:35,569 It really depends on Sally. 18 00:00:35,653 --> 00:00:36,736 Will you marry me? 19 00:00:36,944 --> 00:00:38,569 - Is that a yes? - Is it? 20 00:00:39,653 --> 00:00:40,653 Sally? 21 00:01:03,569 --> 00:01:06,110 The taxi's here, Em. I've got to go. 22 00:01:12,319 --> 00:01:13,611 Em? 23 00:01:13,819 --> 00:01:15,402 Oh, my God. What happened? 24 00:01:15,486 --> 00:01:17,736 - I think I was thrown off the bed. - By what? 25 00:01:17,819 --> 00:01:19,527 - Like a force! - What kind of force? 26 00:01:19,611 --> 00:01:22,486 - I don't know. - Come on up. 27 00:01:23,985 --> 00:01:26,319 Sorry. Can you help me out? 28 00:01:26,819 --> 00:01:28,152 Why are you being so cruel? 29 00:01:28,235 --> 00:01:30,277 This time last week I was dead. 30 00:01:30,361 --> 00:01:31,903 Well, you weren't quite dead. 31 00:01:31,985 --> 00:01:34,128 Is that what you want? You'd rather I'd gone through with it? 32 00:01:34,152 --> 00:01:36,611 - You'd rather I was dead? - Of course not. 33 00:01:36,694 --> 00:01:38,736 Come on. Let's get you into bed. 34 00:01:38,819 --> 00:01:41,069 I can't move my legs. It got my legs. 35 00:01:41,152 --> 00:01:42,611 - What did? - The force. 36 00:01:42,694 --> 00:01:44,903 Swing my legs around. Just swing them around. 37 00:01:44,985 --> 00:01:47,319 They're completely useless. 38 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:53,235 I'm sorry that I... I wet the bed. 39 00:01:53,861 --> 00:01:55,694 Oh. Okay. 40 00:01:56,402 --> 00:01:58,778 When did this happen? It's freezing cold. 41 00:01:58,861 --> 00:02:01,778 It was hours ago, but I was too scared to tell you 42 00:02:01,861 --> 00:02:03,527 in case you got angry. 43 00:02:03,611 --> 00:02:04,944 I'm not angry. 44 00:02:05,027 --> 00:02:09,361 I think I'm scared of what I might do when you're away. 45 00:02:09,944 --> 00:02:13,235 Are we still... are we still getting married? 46 00:02:13,569 --> 00:02:15,569 - Yeah, yeah. Of course. - Oh! 47 00:02:15,653 --> 00:02:19,277 - Unless you don't want to. - No! Of course I do! 48 00:02:19,778 --> 00:02:23,653 I... I just wondered where my... where my ring was. 49 00:02:24,486 --> 00:02:26,694 Sorry, yeah. Definitely can get one. 50 00:02:26,778 --> 00:02:29,819 Okay, do you want some water? Have some water. 51 00:02:31,069 --> 00:02:33,819 Why did you throw it at me? 52 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:34,985 I didn't. 53 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:39,736 Emma, I'm sorry. I have to go on this work trip. 54 00:02:39,819 --> 00:02:42,444 - Otherwise I'm going to lose my job. - Will he be there? 55 00:02:42,527 --> 00:02:43,985 Who? 56 00:02:44,069 --> 00:02:45,569 Nigel. 57 00:02:45,653 --> 00:02:47,819 - Nigel? - The guy you fucked. 58 00:02:47,903 --> 00:02:50,361 Oh, yeah, him. No, he can't make it. 59 00:02:50,444 --> 00:02:54,444 Please. You won't tell anyone. 60 00:02:54,527 --> 00:02:56,736 Of course. Yeah. 61 00:02:56,819 --> 00:02:59,361 Promise me there'll never be anyone else. 62 00:02:59,736 --> 00:03:01,277 Yeah. 63 00:03:02,903 --> 00:03:05,903 Oh. I love you. 64 00:03:06,402 --> 00:03:07,653 Yeah. 65 00:03:07,736 --> 00:03:10,235 You put me in hospital once. 66 00:03:10,319 --> 00:03:12,444 Please don't do it again. 67 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,653 Have a good trip. 68 00:03:30,486 --> 00:03:32,402 Hello, stranger. 69 00:03:32,486 --> 00:03:33,861 Hey. Hi. 70 00:03:33,944 --> 00:03:35,819 - How are you? - Okay. 71 00:03:35,903 --> 00:03:37,944 You okay? Yeah. 72 00:03:39,110 --> 00:03:40,611 - I feel a bit strange. - Do you? 73 00:03:40,694 --> 00:03:43,569 Yeah. Uh, just seeing you, and thinking... 74 00:03:43,653 --> 00:03:45,694 You know, I feel a bit... like, um... 75 00:03:45,778 --> 00:03:48,819 Sick. I don't mean in a bad... in a good way. 76 00:03:49,069 --> 00:03:52,569 'Cause I feel slightly ph... giddy. 77 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:56,235 You know what I mean? 78 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:58,653 Well, there's, um, bags, if you need them. 79 00:03:58,736 --> 00:04:01,361 Yes, thanks. I'll try and get it in the bags. 80 00:04:02,069 --> 00:04:03,653 Um, this time. 81 00:04:04,361 --> 00:04:09,235 Sorry. Um... Sorry, it's just that, you know... 82 00:04:09,319 --> 00:04:11,235 It's the elephant in the room, isn't it. 83 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:15,778 Although, I hope that's not what you thought when you saw me naked. 84 00:04:15,861 --> 00:04:17,444 Never. No. 85 00:04:17,527 --> 00:04:21,778 Sorry. I mean, I just can't, um... 86 00:04:22,319 --> 00:04:25,069 Can't stop, you know, thinking about... 87 00:04:25,152 --> 00:04:26,778 the other night. 88 00:04:27,027 --> 00:04:29,985 I guess we made a really big mistake. 89 00:04:32,653 --> 00:04:35,319 Well, a g... a fun... 90 00:04:35,694 --> 00:04:38,027 A fun mistake. 91 00:04:38,235 --> 00:04:39,569 Can't happen again. 92 00:04:39,653 --> 00:04:41,277 What do you... Can't happen again? 93 00:04:41,361 --> 00:04:43,527 All right, no fingering in the back row. 94 00:04:44,361 --> 00:04:46,194 Heh, heh. Eh! 95 00:04:46,277 --> 00:04:48,402 I wasn't fingering. I just got my hand trapped. 96 00:04:48,486 --> 00:04:50,486 Yeah, trapped up my ass. 97 00:04:50,569 --> 00:04:52,249 Hey, do you want one? 98 00:04:52,277 --> 00:04:53,736 I'm okay, actually. Thanks. 99 00:04:58,653 --> 00:05:01,985 Eeeeh! 100 00:05:02,277 --> 00:05:06,319 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh... 101 00:05:06,778 --> 00:05:09,486 Ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, uh, uh, ooh, ooh... 102 00:05:39,027 --> 00:05:41,152 That's mine. 103 00:05:41,235 --> 00:05:42,555 Well, that's mine, then. 104 00:05:42,611 --> 00:05:45,361 Okay, guys. So, unfortunately, 105 00:05:45,444 --> 00:05:47,361 there's a bit of a cock-up with the rooms. 106 00:05:47,444 --> 00:05:51,152 Um, we've got a situ where, uh, somebody's gonna have to share. 107 00:05:51,235 --> 00:05:53,194 Well, I'd be willing to share, 108 00:05:53,277 --> 00:05:56,235 but I have to have my own room with specialist facilities. 109 00:05:56,319 --> 00:05:58,402 Yes, the hotel got your rider. 110 00:05:58,486 --> 00:06:00,319 What about Nigel and Sally? They could share. 111 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:02,861 - No, no, no. - I don't mind sharing with Mick. 112 00:06:02,944 --> 00:06:04,944 Mick will keep you up with his night terrors. 113 00:06:05,027 --> 00:06:07,069 I don't get night terrors. Who told you that? 114 00:06:07,152 --> 00:06:08,611 Well, your mum. 115 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:13,486 Gosh, so I suspect it falls to you and me, I'm afraid, Sal, 116 00:06:13,569 --> 00:06:15,611 to, uh, hole up together. 117 00:06:15,694 --> 00:06:18,069 - Well, there aren't any other rooms at all? - No. Nothing. 118 00:06:18,152 --> 00:06:20,444 'Cause I don't mind getting a really small room. 119 00:06:20,527 --> 00:06:23,027 - No. Fully booked. - Or by the lifts. I don't mind the noise. 120 00:06:23,110 --> 00:06:24,653 Packed to the hilt, I'm afraid. 121 00:06:24,736 --> 00:06:27,194 If there's a room by the boiler, or by the generator, or... 122 00:06:27,277 --> 00:06:29,486 - In a cupboard, or something. - Nothing at all. 123 00:06:29,569 --> 00:06:32,985 We'll have fun, though, be like a girly time. 124 00:06:36,819 --> 00:06:38,985 - Hey. - Hey. 125 00:06:39,069 --> 00:06:40,903 - Hi. - Hey. 126 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:43,402 - You all right? - Yeah. 127 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,527 - You all right? - Come for a cigarette? 128 00:06:45,611 --> 00:06:47,194 No. 129 00:06:47,778 --> 00:06:50,694 Wh... what are you doing here, then? 130 00:06:52,069 --> 00:06:54,027 I don't know. 131 00:06:55,152 --> 00:06:58,527 - Did I... Have I done something to annoy you? - No. 132 00:06:59,361 --> 00:07:00,694 - No. - No? 133 00:07:00,778 --> 00:07:02,670 - Have I done something to piss you off? - Why? No. 134 00:07:02,694 --> 00:07:06,361 Well, just because you've been... weird. 135 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:10,194 Sorry. 136 00:07:10,277 --> 00:07:11,444 I'm sorry. I don't know. 137 00:07:11,527 --> 00:07:13,527 Is it... is it something I did? 138 00:07:17,653 --> 00:07:20,486 I'm really sorry. I just... I can't do this. 139 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:26,611 Shit. 140 00:07:27,027 --> 00:07:29,361 I've gotta... I've gotta go. Sorry. 141 00:07:39,027 --> 00:07:42,694 Okay. Next up is the donut game. 142 00:07:42,778 --> 00:07:45,194 One dangles, one kneels. 143 00:07:45,277 --> 00:07:48,486 It's just a fun game. Okay, Nigel? 144 00:07:50,027 --> 00:07:52,277 Do you mind if I don't go with Nigel, please, Deborah? 145 00:07:52,361 --> 00:07:54,778 There's quite a lot of sexual tension between us. 146 00:07:54,861 --> 00:07:57,402 Well, I never said you should go with Nigel, so... 147 00:07:57,486 --> 00:08:01,736 Sally, you're the dangler. Nigel, you're the gobbler. 148 00:08:08,653 --> 00:08:10,611 - Hold in there? - What? 149 00:08:10,694 --> 00:08:12,194 Should I hold it there? 150 00:08:12,819 --> 00:08:15,861 I don't care. Do what you want. 151 00:08:24,944 --> 00:08:26,736 - What? - What? 152 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:32,235 Can I grab your thighs? I need to get a grip. 153 00:08:34,903 --> 00:08:36,736 You've gotta... 154 00:08:37,110 --> 00:08:38,903 Just keep it still. 155 00:08:42,027 --> 00:08:43,944 You've been eating my fish paste sandwiches. 156 00:08:44,027 --> 00:08:45,778 I don't think that's very nice, Mick. 157 00:08:46,194 --> 00:08:48,944 It's just a bit of banter. Don't worry about it. 158 00:08:49,569 --> 00:08:51,736 Anyway, I like big, old whiffy ones. 159 00:08:51,819 --> 00:08:55,277 That is very offensive. I could hash "me too" about that. 160 00:08:55,653 --> 00:08:58,611 You're probably smelling your own genitals. 161 00:08:59,361 --> 00:09:01,110 Is Sally... Is she joining us? 162 00:09:01,194 --> 00:09:03,985 Oh, she's not... um, she's not coming today. 163 00:09:04,069 --> 00:09:08,152 I just thought we could maybe have a sort of a one-on-one session, 164 00:09:08,235 --> 00:09:10,027 - if that was okay? - Right. 165 00:09:10,110 --> 00:09:11,861 Just to keep me topped up. 166 00:09:11,944 --> 00:09:13,778 How are you feeling? How are the wounds? 167 00:09:13,861 --> 00:09:17,486 I'm getting some of the feeling back in my middle fingers. 168 00:09:17,569 --> 00:09:20,152 Right. Right. So you're a tough old cookie. 169 00:09:20,235 --> 00:09:22,694 Yeah, tough old bird. 170 00:09:22,778 --> 00:09:25,736 Yeah, I think it's just working through... 171 00:09:25,819 --> 00:09:29,944 - my fears around Sally's mental illness. - Sure. 172 00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:33,861 And that's something that's been now confirmed, has it? 173 00:09:33,944 --> 00:09:37,319 I know you've felt that she's, uh, got a lot of issues. 174 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,736 - I had a lot of concerns. - Yeah. 175 00:09:39,819 --> 00:09:44,861 And I just think, funny how I'm the one that ends up cutting my wrists. 176 00:09:44,944 --> 00:09:47,444 So tell me a bit more about... 177 00:09:47,527 --> 00:09:49,235 Emma. How's Emma feeling? 178 00:09:49,653 --> 00:09:52,235 - She's good. She's good, she's... - Okay. 179 00:09:52,319 --> 00:09:55,194 Um, I'm gonna talk about her as myself. 180 00:09:55,277 --> 00:09:56,670 - Okay. Fine. - Because, you know... 181 00:09:56,694 --> 00:09:59,152 But I still have the multiple personality thing 182 00:09:59,235 --> 00:10:01,653 - that I kind of sometimes go into, but. - Sure. 183 00:10:01,736 --> 00:10:04,736 I've done a couple of new songs, and I've done... 184 00:10:04,819 --> 00:10:08,611 Um, talking through the experience of suicide, and... 185 00:10:08,694 --> 00:10:10,694 - you know, coming out the other side. - Right. 186 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,110 'Cause there's that "MASH." 187 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:13,712 - Mash-up. - The theme to... No, the mash-up. 188 00:10:13,736 --> 00:10:15,277 - Oh, the mash-ups. - Oh, yeah. 189 00:10:15,361 --> 00:10:16,903 "The MASH"... 190 00:10:16,985 --> 00:10:19,985 ♪ Through early morning ♪ 191 00:10:20,069 --> 00:10:22,527 ♪ Fog I see ♪ 192 00:10:22,611 --> 00:10:25,861 ♪ Visions of the... to be ♪ 193 00:10:26,194 --> 00:10:29,319 ♪ Pain... ♪ 194 00:10:29,861 --> 00:10:33,653 ♪ I realize and I can see ♪ 195 00:10:35,778 --> 00:10:37,361 - But it's not that. - No. 196 00:10:37,444 --> 00:10:40,778 So tell me a little bit more about... Sally. 197 00:10:40,861 --> 00:10:44,653 What did Sally and Nigel get up to in that bedroom? 198 00:10:44,736 --> 00:10:47,903 I like to believe that Sally didn't really enjoy it. 199 00:10:47,985 --> 00:10:50,985 Okay. And what do you really believe? 200 00:10:51,069 --> 00:10:52,861 - I think she really enjoyed it. - Okay. 201 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:55,486 Chances are I think that's probably the case. 202 00:10:55,861 --> 00:10:58,110 Do you think Nigel really enjoyed it? 203 00:10:58,194 --> 00:11:03,486 I think he probably did. And I've had fantasies about having him... 204 00:11:03,569 --> 00:11:05,653 - For yourself? - Removed. 205 00:11:05,736 --> 00:11:06,903 Oh. 206 00:11:07,402 --> 00:11:10,319 Oh, I see. Sort of murderous thoughts. 207 00:11:10,402 --> 00:11:12,985 I thought for a moment you went into a realm 208 00:11:13,069 --> 00:11:14,653 where you made love with Nigel. 209 00:11:14,736 --> 00:11:16,527 No, no. 210 00:11:16,611 --> 00:11:19,486 Thoughts of, you know, axing him to death. 211 00:11:19,569 --> 00:11:22,694 - Mm-hmm. - Or throwing darts at his face. 212 00:11:22,778 --> 00:11:24,361 Okay. What else? 213 00:11:24,444 --> 00:11:28,985 Um, taping him up and putting him in the boot of a car. 214 00:11:29,069 --> 00:11:31,569 - Right. - Dropping him in a lake. 215 00:11:31,653 --> 00:11:34,110 - Sure. - Um... 216 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:38,527 Okay. So that's pretty mild, really, as a reaction. 217 00:11:38,611 --> 00:11:42,527 You're somebody whose lover... love of your life has... 218 00:11:42,611 --> 00:11:45,736 essentially stripped naked on a bed with... 219 00:11:45,819 --> 00:11:47,694 somebody you don't know very well. 220 00:11:47,778 --> 00:11:51,277 That somebody has an engorged organ. 221 00:11:51,361 --> 00:11:54,402 That engorged organ has penetrated your... 222 00:11:54,486 --> 00:11:55,569 love of your life. 223 00:11:55,653 --> 00:11:57,944 He's taken something away from you. 224 00:11:58,027 --> 00:12:00,569 - I imagine all of these are your thoughts. - Mm-hmm. 225 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,527 You know, who came first? 226 00:12:02,611 --> 00:12:04,545 - Did they come more than once? - They came together. 227 00:12:04,569 --> 00:12:06,486 - Did they come together? - They came together. 228 00:12:06,569 --> 00:12:08,319 How did that happen mechanically? 229 00:12:08,402 --> 00:12:11,027 What angle was the penis going into the vagina 230 00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:12,778 for that to actually occur? 231 00:12:12,861 --> 00:12:15,611 It's a relatively rare occurrence, of course. 232 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,694 Um... 233 00:12:17,985 --> 00:12:20,152 Do you think I'm doing the right thing, to marry her? 234 00:12:20,235 --> 00:12:22,611 Yeah, I think it's what she wants and what you want. 235 00:12:22,694 --> 00:12:24,444 I'm not certain it's what she wants. 236 00:12:24,527 --> 00:12:27,569 - Or consciously what she wants. - And why do you think that? 237 00:12:27,653 --> 00:12:31,069 - 'Cause she says she doesn't. - But apart from that. 238 00:12:31,152 --> 00:12:32,778 No reason. 239 00:12:32,861 --> 00:12:37,152 Francesca. Lovely name. Italian? 240 00:12:38,277 --> 00:12:39,736 Mmm. 241 00:12:39,819 --> 00:12:42,277 You look, uh... you look foreign. 242 00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,985 - I look black? - No. 243 00:12:45,194 --> 00:12:48,027 I'm Nigel. Nigel Corn. 244 00:12:48,277 --> 00:12:50,985 Like the flake. Not the foot condition. 245 00:12:51,069 --> 00:12:52,819 - Oi-oi. - Hey. 246 00:12:52,903 --> 00:12:54,486 All right. How you doin', Nige? 247 00:12:54,569 --> 00:12:56,653 Having lots of fun with Francesca. 248 00:12:56,736 --> 00:12:58,402 - Yeah. Oh, yeah. Right. - Mick. 249 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,069 Get us another one of them, will ya? 250 00:13:00,152 --> 00:13:02,611 Debbie wants you in for that self-esteem thing. 251 00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:05,861 I don't need it because my self-esteem is already through the roof. 252 00:13:05,944 --> 00:13:06,944 - Is it? - Yeah. 253 00:13:07,027 --> 00:13:08,944 - Yeah. Looks it. - Riding high. 254 00:13:09,027 --> 00:13:12,402 - Cheers. - Down the hatch. Here we go. 255 00:13:12,486 --> 00:13:14,569 - Yeah. - Ah. 256 00:13:15,152 --> 00:13:16,903 Mmm. 257 00:13:18,152 --> 00:13:20,319 - It's amazing, isn't it? - Yeah. 258 00:13:20,402 --> 00:13:22,944 - It's actually the honeymoon suite, you know. - Is it? 259 00:13:23,027 --> 00:13:26,194 I mean, who baggsing the first bath? You or me? 260 00:13:26,277 --> 00:13:30,944 Do you want to splash about first, while I watch a bit of telly? 261 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,110 I don't... I don't think I need a bath, really. 262 00:13:33,194 --> 00:13:35,319 - Oh. - Had a shower before I left this morning. 263 00:13:35,402 --> 00:13:38,985 Yeah, but it's about sort of luxuriating, isn't it? You know. 264 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,027 Bubbles, and... 265 00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:43,527 Yeah. Is it easier if I go down to the bar 266 00:13:43,611 --> 00:13:46,486 and then you can have a bath in peace? 267 00:13:46,569 --> 00:13:49,778 Sure, yeah, yeah. Whatever works for you, bubs. I mean... 268 00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:55,152 Give me 10 or 15, and then pop back up, have a dip before dinner. 269 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,611 But you won't have a bath... 270 00:13:56,694 --> 00:13:59,903 Yeah, but you don't want to let it go to waste. I mean... 271 00:14:00,194 --> 00:14:03,944 How often can you say, "I've had a bath on a plinth"? 272 00:14:04,736 --> 00:14:06,444 - That's true. - Yeah. 273 00:14:06,527 --> 00:14:09,819 - I popped you on the left. - In this bed? 274 00:14:09,903 --> 00:14:11,569 Yeah, this bed. Yeah, that's us. 275 00:14:11,653 --> 00:14:13,293 Okay, well, I'm gonna pop down to the bar. 276 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:16,985 Okay. Oh, before you go, though, can you just help me with my zip? 277 00:14:17,069 --> 00:14:19,736 I've got a terrible, terrible tennis shoulder. 278 00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:23,361 I've never even played tennis, so I don't know what's going on. 279 00:14:23,444 --> 00:14:24,444 What, this? 280 00:14:24,694 --> 00:14:28,819 Ooh. That's a very feathery touch. 281 00:14:29,611 --> 00:14:31,736 - Do you want it all the way down? - Yeah, right down. 282 00:14:31,819 --> 00:14:35,069 You've got, like, angel's wings for hands, haven't you. 283 00:14:35,361 --> 00:14:38,444 - Lovely. - Okay. All right. 284 00:14:38,527 --> 00:14:42,235 Don't be too long, though, 'cause this is a work trip. 285 00:14:42,319 --> 00:14:43,778 Okay. 286 00:14:48,903 --> 00:14:50,486 Francesca. 287 00:14:52,944 --> 00:14:55,653 Francesca. 288 00:14:57,152 --> 00:14:58,361 - Hey, miss. - Yeah. 289 00:14:58,444 --> 00:14:59,694 - Hi. - Hiya. 290 00:14:59,778 --> 00:15:01,778 - All right, Sal? - Yeah. 291 00:15:01,861 --> 00:15:04,069 I've got my spritzer. 292 00:15:04,152 --> 00:15:05,736 Is that a mezze? 293 00:15:05,819 --> 00:15:08,277 - Yeah, I know all about mezzes. - Do you? 294 00:15:09,069 --> 00:15:12,152 I used to date a Turkish guy. Ibrahim. 295 00:15:12,235 --> 00:15:14,402 Is that your dead fiance? 296 00:15:14,486 --> 00:15:16,694 No, he was an Uber driver. 297 00:15:17,027 --> 00:15:19,778 He just... never wanted to drop me off. 298 00:15:19,861 --> 00:15:21,795 What, was he looking for a good place to bury you? 299 00:15:21,819 --> 00:15:23,778 That's not very nice, Mick. 300 00:15:23,861 --> 00:15:25,361 I could hash "me too" about that. 301 00:15:25,444 --> 00:15:27,444 Well, go on, then. 302 00:15:29,402 --> 00:15:31,736 - I don't know if you've heard... - What? 303 00:15:31,819 --> 00:15:34,861 - About me and Nigel. - No. 304 00:15:34,944 --> 00:15:38,611 I had to break it off. He got a bit... you know. 305 00:15:39,486 --> 00:15:41,486 Anger issues. 306 00:15:42,194 --> 00:15:45,152 - He's all yours. - Okay. Thanks. 307 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:49,527 Mind you, she's been throwing herself at him all evening. 308 00:15:50,194 --> 00:15:54,444 - She's very squat. - She's fit. She's about a seven. 309 00:15:54,527 --> 00:15:57,152 Not faces. About a three, facially. 310 00:15:57,235 --> 00:15:59,611 But I never look at the faces, anyway. 311 00:15:59,694 --> 00:16:01,861 Well, anyway, I'm engaged. So... 312 00:16:01,944 --> 00:16:04,319 - Oh, yeah? Who to? - Emma. 313 00:16:04,402 --> 00:16:05,778 What, to a woman? 314 00:16:05,861 --> 00:16:07,694 Yes, Mick. 315 00:16:07,778 --> 00:16:08,861 - Really? - What's funny? 316 00:16:08,944 --> 00:16:10,569 - That's very modern of you. - Yeah. 317 00:16:10,653 --> 00:16:12,944 I can't quite get this around it. 318 00:16:14,611 --> 00:16:16,837 God, it's Deborah. I've got to go and have dinner with her. 319 00:16:16,861 --> 00:16:19,903 - Ooh, teacher's pet. - See you. 320 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,527 - Oh, sorry. - Oh. 321 00:16:31,194 --> 00:16:33,402 Oh. Ooh. 322 00:16:33,694 --> 00:16:37,235 I must have dozed off. I had a glass of bubbles. 323 00:16:37,319 --> 00:16:38,903 I thought you didn't drink. 324 00:16:38,985 --> 00:16:40,611 Oh, no. I don't. 325 00:16:41,486 --> 00:16:43,819 I mean, I used to have an alcohol problem. 326 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:46,027 I went to AA and all that. 327 00:16:47,235 --> 00:16:49,694 It felt like a cult, you know? 328 00:16:50,194 --> 00:16:53,444 It took away all my choices. I'm fine now. 329 00:16:53,527 --> 00:16:56,861 - I don't know what they were talking about. - Good. 330 00:16:56,944 --> 00:17:00,069 I just, um... Is dinner here, 'cause I... 331 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:02,253 I thought you said it had arrived? 332 00:17:02,277 --> 00:17:05,194 Pardon me, madam. 333 00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:07,736 Well, you can get in, now. 334 00:17:08,985 --> 00:17:10,194 No, it's fine, actually. 335 00:17:10,277 --> 00:17:13,527 Um, I might just run a fresh one. Maybe later. 336 00:17:13,611 --> 00:17:15,277 - You sure? - Yeah. 337 00:17:15,361 --> 00:17:18,402 - It's hot and frothy. - I'm okay. 338 00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,527 Are you lucky? Are you lucky? 339 00:17:30,277 --> 00:17:32,861 Is it me? 340 00:17:32,944 --> 00:17:33,985 Okay. 341 00:17:38,486 --> 00:17:39,903 Bullshit! 342 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,903 Get off with the person on your right. 343 00:17:47,361 --> 00:17:49,819 Snog! Snog! Snog! 344 00:17:52,319 --> 00:17:54,402 I'm only doing this 'cause I'm pissed. 345 00:18:01,985 --> 00:18:04,110 I got this new underwear. 346 00:18:04,194 --> 00:18:06,027 You can tell me what you think. 347 00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:08,277 Oh, that's the front. Sorry. 348 00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:13,903 I hate these hygiene stickers 349 00:18:13,985 --> 00:18:15,611 they put in the gusset, don't you? 350 00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:16,903 Yeah. 351 00:18:16,985 --> 00:18:19,069 I mean, I don't want a free bikini wax, 352 00:18:19,152 --> 00:18:21,110 - thank you very much. - No. 353 00:18:21,611 --> 00:18:25,486 I'm not sure if I can still pull off a thong. 354 00:18:25,569 --> 00:18:27,277 What do you think? 355 00:18:27,361 --> 00:18:28,819 Yeah. 356 00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:32,235 Yeah, it's... um. 357 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:35,152 From behind, it looks like you're not wearing anything. 358 00:18:35,235 --> 00:18:37,277 Yeah. That's the idea. 359 00:18:37,361 --> 00:18:38,402 Hmm. 360 00:18:38,486 --> 00:18:41,944 I wonder sometimes how hygienic they are. 361 00:18:42,027 --> 00:18:43,319 Well, 362 00:18:43,402 --> 00:18:46,444 I keep myself fully waxed, you know, from front to back, 363 00:18:46,527 --> 00:18:49,985 so that any sweat just trickles out. 364 00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:54,277 It doesn't gather and create all that stinky hair business. 365 00:18:54,361 --> 00:18:55,819 Do you know what I mean? 366 00:18:57,235 --> 00:18:59,027 Hey, can I have a swig of that 367 00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:01,069 just to take these tablets, please? 368 00:19:01,152 --> 00:19:02,819 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 369 00:19:03,861 --> 00:19:06,361 Do you know you've got a chemist shop there, haven't you, mate? 370 00:19:06,444 --> 00:19:08,569 I know very well, mate. 371 00:19:08,653 --> 00:19:10,402 I mean, I've got lots of me, uh... 372 00:19:10,653 --> 00:19:13,486 That's a beta blocker. I had a heart attack when I was 12. 373 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,861 That's me statin... 374 00:19:18,444 --> 00:19:21,235 Viagra, in case somebody gets lucky tonight. 375 00:19:21,319 --> 00:19:22,861 I've got loads of them. 376 00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,819 Go on. Have it. 377 00:19:24,903 --> 00:19:26,253 - I've got a car full. - Cheers, mate. 378 00:19:26,277 --> 00:19:28,569 I don't know what that is, but I'm taking it. 379 00:19:29,985 --> 00:19:32,110 Tuck in. Tuck in, come on. 380 00:19:32,194 --> 00:19:33,944 - Chin-chin. - Cheers. 381 00:19:34,402 --> 00:19:35,944 You're all right. 382 00:19:36,027 --> 00:19:38,486 You're an attractive man, you know. 383 00:19:38,569 --> 00:19:40,778 Glad someone thinks so. 384 00:19:40,861 --> 00:19:42,694 Hmm. 385 00:19:43,027 --> 00:19:44,569 Great. 386 00:19:45,027 --> 00:19:49,277 So I've ordered us a few tapasy bits and bobs to yum on. 387 00:19:49,361 --> 00:19:51,152 - Thank you. - And... 388 00:19:51,235 --> 00:19:53,653 Plenty of... 389 00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:55,819 Bubbles. Here you go. 390 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,985 I'm really sorry, it's Emma. Should I, should I? 391 00:19:58,069 --> 00:19:59,694 I'll call her back. 392 00:19:59,778 --> 00:20:04,944 Yeah, I hate to say this, but I think that girl is really bad news. 393 00:20:05,944 --> 00:20:07,819 She's just insecure, I think. 394 00:20:07,903 --> 00:20:09,823 I think she might be a bit uncomfortable about... 395 00:20:09,903 --> 00:20:12,778 Well, the chemistry between us, isn't it. 396 00:20:13,152 --> 00:20:14,694 Yes. Yeah, that. 397 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:17,903 But I just... I don't think it would be fair... 398 00:20:17,985 --> 00:20:20,027 It wouldn't be appropriate, really, to-to... 399 00:20:20,110 --> 00:20:21,295 - But the thing is... - ... to let this... 400 00:20:21,319 --> 00:20:23,527 You know, you can't really deny 401 00:20:23,611 --> 00:20:25,778 when there's a fire between two people. 402 00:20:25,861 --> 00:20:28,486 - You know what I mean? - Yep. Yeah. 403 00:20:29,778 --> 00:20:31,985 These prawns are very good. 404 00:20:32,653 --> 00:20:37,277 I love a little... prawn between my lips. 405 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,653 Do you? 406 00:20:39,736 --> 00:20:42,694 - I really do. - I might just go for a walk. 407 00:20:42,778 --> 00:20:44,378 - Just get some fresh air, maybe? - Yeah. 408 00:20:44,402 --> 00:20:46,486 Good plan. Let's do it. 409 00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:49,861 - You want to come... - Go for, yeah, a little moonlit walk? 410 00:20:50,152 --> 00:20:51,778 Get some wine. 411 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:53,402 Okay. 412 00:20:55,694 --> 00:20:58,736 Oh, yeah. Oh, God. 413 00:20:58,819 --> 00:21:02,402 Oh, pardon me! Let's go out, then. 414 00:21:04,736 --> 00:21:05,736 Hi! 415 00:21:05,819 --> 00:21:07,653 Tonny! Tonny! 416 00:21:10,694 --> 00:21:11,944 Mick! 417 00:21:19,819 --> 00:21:21,194 Mick! 418 00:21:22,319 --> 00:21:24,361 Mick, save me! 419 00:21:24,653 --> 00:21:26,319 Mick, s... 420 00:21:31,152 --> 00:21:32,985 Deborah, can we go back inside? 421 00:21:33,069 --> 00:21:35,277 - Oh, come on. - I'm a bit tired, Deborah. 422 00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:39,819 Come on. We're on... We're on, like, a special trip. 423 00:21:40,611 --> 00:21:43,527 - I'll tell you something. - Sorry. 424 00:21:44,611 --> 00:21:46,486 - Oh, my God. - You all right? 425 00:21:46,569 --> 00:21:49,694 Yeah, no, I got cystitis. It's playing up. 426 00:21:50,694 --> 00:21:53,152 I can't... I can't hold it, actually. Sorry. 427 00:21:53,235 --> 00:21:55,277 Do you want to go back to the toilet? 428 00:21:55,361 --> 00:21:56,920 - No, it's coming out. - You can't go there. 429 00:21:56,944 --> 00:21:58,861 Yeah, I can. It's all right. 430 00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:02,527 I've got thrush, as well. I've got double-whammy going on. 431 00:22:05,903 --> 00:22:10,653 God. Sorry, it's burning. It's like razor blades. 432 00:22:10,736 --> 00:22:13,611 I'm worried I got a fanny lozenge stuck up there. 433 00:22:14,069 --> 00:22:16,653 It's like a throat lozenge, you know, for dry throat, 434 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:19,402 but for, you know, dryness down there. 435 00:22:20,611 --> 00:22:22,444 Oh. Oh, that's better. 436 00:22:22,861 --> 00:22:24,903 That's another thong ruined. 437 00:22:30,778 --> 00:22:33,194 - You're a legend, mate. - I love you, man. 438 00:22:37,319 --> 00:22:39,319 You might want some white wine to get that out. 439 00:22:39,402 --> 00:22:40,985 Yeah? 440 00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:43,444 - You ever been married? - No. 441 00:22:45,527 --> 00:22:47,611 I was married for ten years. 442 00:22:48,736 --> 00:22:51,444 Ten long years. 443 00:22:51,819 --> 00:22:53,402 Day in, day out. 444 00:22:53,819 --> 00:22:57,985 Staring at the same face, which you hate. 445 00:22:58,069 --> 00:22:59,194 Hmm. 446 00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:02,235 Just, you know, it sucks the life out of you. 447 00:23:03,027 --> 00:23:04,444 I can imagine. 448 00:23:04,653 --> 00:23:09,319 I mean, I... my hair used to be jet black. 449 00:23:09,402 --> 00:23:11,277 - Jet black. - Jet black. 450 00:23:12,778 --> 00:23:15,110 - Hey, Nige, how ya doin'? - Comatosis. 451 00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,319 How ya doing? Can I get us a couple of... 452 00:23:17,402 --> 00:23:19,402 drinks for this big, fat lad. 453 00:23:19,486 --> 00:23:21,985 - This is Francesca. - Hey, there. 454 00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:24,736 Francesca of the exotic isles, 455 00:23:24,819 --> 00:23:27,277 and mysterious origins. 456 00:23:27,361 --> 00:23:28,569 Just from around here. 457 00:23:28,653 --> 00:23:31,527 You smell weird. You got... you miss it? 458 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,569 No, no, that's just Tonny's. 459 00:23:33,653 --> 00:23:35,861 Tonny? See. Hey, listen. 460 00:23:35,944 --> 00:23:39,903 Are you and, um, are you and Sally gonna... you know. 461 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:42,235 - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. - Oh, yeah. Well... 462 00:23:42,319 --> 00:23:44,903 - We have. We've had sex. - What? 463 00:23:44,985 --> 00:23:46,694 - Seriously? - Yeah. 464 00:23:46,778 --> 00:23:48,069 Have you had it in the office? 465 00:23:48,152 --> 00:23:50,235 - I don't know what she wants. - Don't know, mate. 466 00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:51,736 I'm just trying to figure it out. 467 00:23:51,819 --> 00:23:54,235 I mean, Sally, she's a conundrum. 468 00:23:54,319 --> 00:23:57,027 - She is... - Is a conundrum with tits. 469 00:23:57,110 --> 00:24:00,653 The thing with Sally is, I mean, she's evil. 470 00:24:01,110 --> 00:24:02,569 Yeah. She is evil. 471 00:24:02,653 --> 00:24:06,819 But I love her. That's all I have to say about that, really. 472 00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:08,444 - I love her. - You love her? 473 00:24:08,527 --> 00:24:10,569 I don't mind saying that. Do you love somebody? 474 00:24:10,653 --> 00:24:13,861 - Fuck off. - No, you do. Why not? 475 00:24:13,944 --> 00:24:16,462 - I love my mum, that's it. That's all I need. - Well, that's good. 476 00:24:16,486 --> 00:24:17,944 I think she's just shitting herself 477 00:24:18,027 --> 00:24:20,194 'cause she's gotta get married to that woman. 478 00:24:20,402 --> 00:24:23,569 She's gonna be in lesbian prison for the rest of her life. 479 00:24:24,235 --> 00:24:27,944 Minge hell. Oi! 480 00:24:28,027 --> 00:24:29,944 Tonny! 481 00:24:30,027 --> 00:24:33,069 Mickey! Mick-ey! 482 00:24:33,152 --> 00:24:35,985 - You ever been married? - You just asked me that. 483 00:24:37,069 --> 00:24:41,402 I was married for ten years. My hair was jet black. 484 00:24:41,486 --> 00:24:43,569 - Jet black. - Jet, jet black. 485 00:25:00,402 --> 00:25:02,444 - Mick, where is Francesca? - Huh? 486 00:25:02,527 --> 00:25:04,402 Have you seen Francesca? 487 00:25:04,486 --> 00:25:07,985 I'm gonna go upstairs and take some Viagra with Tonny. 488 00:25:08,069 --> 00:25:11,194 No, no, no. I've got to find Francesca. 489 00:25:11,402 --> 00:25:13,611 ♪ Keeps me alive ♪ 490 00:25:14,611 --> 00:25:17,277 ♪ The sparkle in your eyes ♪ 491 00:25:18,069 --> 00:25:21,819 ♪ Keeps me alive, keeps me alive ♪ 492 00:25:21,903 --> 00:25:24,486 ♪ And the world ♪ 493 00:25:24,736 --> 00:25:27,694 ♪ And the world turns around ♪ 494 00:25:30,319 --> 00:25:32,277 I need to lie down. 495 00:25:33,569 --> 00:25:35,944 - Deborah, please. Can we? - Look. 496 00:25:36,152 --> 00:25:38,985 Look at the clouds. There's loads of them. 497 00:25:39,069 --> 00:25:43,694 All them clouds here, they're the same clouds that you got in India. 498 00:25:43,778 --> 00:25:46,527 - Do you know that? - Yeah, let's go inside, now. 499 00:25:46,611 --> 00:25:49,027 - Deborah. - Yeah. 500 00:25:49,110 --> 00:25:50,527 I'm really tired. 501 00:25:50,611 --> 00:25:53,110 Well, I tell you what. If you're tired, get on my back. 502 00:25:53,194 --> 00:25:55,361 - Come on. Get on. - No. 503 00:25:55,444 --> 00:25:58,110 Get on my back. I'll take you up like a pony. 504 00:25:58,194 --> 00:26:00,194 Come on. Get on. 505 00:26:00,277 --> 00:26:01,694 Can I help you up? 506 00:26:01,778 --> 00:26:04,152 Come on, Deborah. 507 00:26:04,235 --> 00:26:07,819 - Come on. - Oh, I'm gonna blow off. Hang on. Sorry. 508 00:26:07,903 --> 00:26:10,027 Really strong. I'm built like an ox. 509 00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:13,903 I look thin, but actually I'm big inside. 510 00:26:13,985 --> 00:26:15,736 Come on, Deborah. 511 00:26:15,819 --> 00:26:17,985 I'm big on the inside. Oh, slicky. 512 00:26:18,069 --> 00:26:19,653 Careful. 513 00:26:19,736 --> 00:26:21,027 Okay. 514 00:26:21,110 --> 00:26:23,319 - I've nearly coming undone. - Cover yourself up. 515 00:26:23,486 --> 00:26:25,861 - Come on. - I'll sit. 516 00:26:27,944 --> 00:26:29,819 You're a good kid. 517 00:26:30,527 --> 00:26:32,486 - Thanks. - Lorraine. 518 00:26:33,778 --> 00:26:35,319 Thank you. 519 00:26:37,486 --> 00:26:40,319 Patricia. Um... 520 00:26:41,569 --> 00:26:43,444 - Oh, you forgot my name. - Tray... 521 00:26:43,527 --> 00:26:45,277 No, no. 522 00:26:46,194 --> 00:26:48,694 Pa... Pancetta? 523 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:55,277 Nigel. Nigel. Stay with me. 524 00:27:01,861 --> 00:27:03,861 Bah... I can't remember. 525 00:27:15,611 --> 00:27:18,736 Fuckin' hell, your eyes. 526 00:27:20,486 --> 00:27:22,778 Ah, you know. I like your music. 527 00:27:22,861 --> 00:27:25,235 Hey, do that. Have you ever done that? 528 00:27:26,444 --> 00:27:28,527 It's not powerful enough. 529 00:27:29,527 --> 00:27:32,361 That's it. Yeah, that's nice. 530 00:27:37,569 --> 00:27:38,861 Just gonna do this. 531 00:27:38,944 --> 00:27:40,402 You're not a serial killer, are you? 532 00:27:40,486 --> 00:27:42,985 No. Not anymore. 533 00:27:43,069 --> 00:27:44,736 What are you doing? 534 00:27:45,319 --> 00:27:47,361 Oh, yes! Yes! 535 00:27:47,444 --> 00:27:50,486 Yes, tape it! Get that taped up! 536 00:27:50,569 --> 00:27:52,653 Dirty piece of shit! 537 00:27:52,736 --> 00:27:56,069 You did it, Mick! Oh, I love you. 538 00:28:02,152 --> 00:28:04,069 I'm gonna follow you around. 539 00:28:05,569 --> 00:28:07,736 I've never... I've never met anyone like you. 540 00:28:07,819 --> 00:28:10,235 I've never met anyone like you. 541 00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:25,110 ♪ Up in Memphis ♪ 542 00:28:25,194 --> 00:28:28,778 ♪ The music's like a heatwave ♪ 543 00:28:28,861 --> 00:28:34,235 ♪ White lightnin' bound to drive you wild ♪ 544 00:28:34,319 --> 00:28:37,778 ♪ Mama's baby is in the heart of every schoolgirl ♪ 545 00:28:37,861 --> 00:28:39,194 Do you want some water? 546 00:28:39,277 --> 00:28:41,194 I need a proper fucking drink. 547 00:28:41,277 --> 00:28:42,903 Oh. Champagne, look. 548 00:28:42,985 --> 00:28:45,027 Are you sure you don't want some water? 549 00:28:45,110 --> 00:28:46,903 Oh, God. Look at this trunk. 550 00:28:46,985 --> 00:28:48,361 It's got everything in it. 551 00:28:48,444 --> 00:28:51,486 It's got chocs. It's got nuts. 552 00:28:51,569 --> 00:28:55,527 And we've got some nice little things going on here. 553 00:28:55,611 --> 00:28:57,611 Do you want one? Have one of these. 554 00:28:58,444 --> 00:29:00,194 - No, I'm good. - Go on. Have it. 555 00:29:00,277 --> 00:29:03,110 I want some more chocolate. I love chocolate. 556 00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:05,985 Have a choccy. Go on. 557 00:29:09,319 --> 00:29:10,736 I love it. 558 00:29:10,819 --> 00:29:13,444 This is fantastic. I feel like I'm in heaven. 559 00:29:13,527 --> 00:29:14,985 All this food. 560 00:29:15,402 --> 00:29:17,819 Wine. Champagne. 561 00:29:18,319 --> 00:29:20,569 Oh, I feel a bit sick, though. 562 00:29:21,110 --> 00:29:24,319 You're so gorgeous. You are, aren't you. 563 00:29:24,736 --> 00:29:27,152 Thank you. That's really flattering. 564 00:29:29,319 --> 00:29:31,611 I'm really glad the appraisal's going well. 565 00:29:33,944 --> 00:29:35,985 I can't even look at that mouth anymore. 566 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,194 Deb-Deborah. 567 00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:41,903 I can't. 568 00:29:41,985 --> 00:29:43,444 No, go on. Please. 569 00:29:43,527 --> 00:29:46,569 - Give me that filthy tongue. - I'm in a relationship, Deborah. 570 00:29:46,653 --> 00:29:50,277 You know, I slap my fanny every night 571 00:29:50,361 --> 00:29:52,069 with a hairbrush thinking about you. 572 00:29:52,152 --> 00:29:53,611 - Do you? - Yeah. 573 00:29:53,694 --> 00:29:55,944 - Do you fancy me? Do you? - What? 574 00:29:56,027 --> 00:29:57,653 Do you? Do you fancy me? 575 00:29:57,903 --> 00:30:00,569 I know you do. You do, don't you? 576 00:30:00,903 --> 00:30:02,861 - Don't you? - Yeah. 577 00:30:03,527 --> 00:30:04,611 See? 578 00:30:04,944 --> 00:30:08,110 But I... I can't act on it, Deborah. I just can't. 579 00:30:08,194 --> 00:30:09,944 You know, it's work. It's professional, 580 00:30:10,027 --> 00:30:11,347 and we've got to keep boundaries. 581 00:30:11,402 --> 00:30:14,819 Just a kiss. One. Just one little kiss. Go on. 582 00:30:14,903 --> 00:30:16,527 Just one. Go on. Go on. 583 00:30:19,194 --> 00:30:20,861 Deborah! 584 00:30:23,402 --> 00:30:27,653 I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, God. This is a mistake. 585 00:30:27,736 --> 00:30:29,653 - Go down on me. - What? 586 00:30:29,736 --> 00:30:30,985 Why don't you go down on me? 587 00:30:31,069 --> 00:30:33,402 I would, if I could, but I'm in a relationship. 588 00:30:33,486 --> 00:30:35,046 Stop stopping yourself. Just go for it. 589 00:30:35,110 --> 00:30:38,027 - Be free. - I know I should be freer, but I just can't. 590 00:30:38,110 --> 00:30:40,861 Go on. Just one little go on it. 591 00:30:40,944 --> 00:30:44,486 Is it 'cause I'm shaved? It makes me look big, I know. 592 00:30:44,569 --> 00:30:45,903 Have a look. 593 00:30:46,736 --> 00:30:49,569 - It's okay. - Is it that big? 594 00:30:51,277 --> 00:30:53,778 It's... Did something happen? 595 00:30:53,861 --> 00:30:58,235 I dunno if it's got big from all the exercise. 596 00:30:58,611 --> 00:31:01,653 But it's not too big to have a go. Go on. 597 00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:03,027 - Deborah. - Please! 598 00:31:03,110 --> 00:31:04,569 Deborah, listen. Listen. 599 00:31:04,653 --> 00:31:09,694 Debbie. What it is is that I really want you so much. 600 00:31:09,778 --> 00:31:11,527 - Do you? - Yeah. 601 00:31:11,611 --> 00:31:13,778 But I just need to go to the loo. 602 00:31:13,861 --> 00:31:17,736 Oh. Okay. You go and freshen up. 603 00:31:18,444 --> 00:31:20,527 I'll be waiting here for you. 604 00:31:20,611 --> 00:31:23,235 I'll get myself going. 605 00:31:27,985 --> 00:31:31,277 That's it. Oh, God, I can't wait. 606 00:32:31,736 --> 00:32:34,694 Hey. Wow, uh... 607 00:32:35,361 --> 00:32:36,861 Um. 608 00:32:37,402 --> 00:32:38,569 Hi. Heh. 609 00:32:39,694 --> 00:32:42,235 I'm in the wrong room. Sorry about that. 610 00:32:42,319 --> 00:32:46,694 That's um... I... the door was open, and I came in. 611 00:32:46,778 --> 00:32:48,277 I had a shower and then... 612 00:32:54,819 --> 00:32:57,819 - What is that? - The fucking fire alarm! 613 00:32:59,194 --> 00:33:02,527 - Is it real? - Just follow me, you tool. 614 00:33:02,611 --> 00:33:04,861 You lump of shit. 615 00:33:25,694 --> 00:33:27,402 Debbie! 616 00:33:27,694 --> 00:33:30,194 Nigel! 617 00:33:35,736 --> 00:33:37,569 What about Eleanor? 618 00:34:42,611 --> 00:34:43,819 What is this place? 619 00:34:44,402 --> 00:34:45,819 It's where stars stay. 620 00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:49,319 Oh! 621 00:34:50,611 --> 00:34:52,861 Oh my God, that buffet looks amazing. 622 00:34:56,319 --> 00:34:57,736 Why are you being so sulky? 623 00:34:58,444 --> 00:35:00,128 You've just had your boobs done, ain't ya? 624 00:35:00,152 --> 00:35:02,736 No, I haven't. Oh, sorry, you mean your mum? 625 00:35:02,819 --> 00:35:03,819 Eileen's my wife. 626 00:35:06,235 --> 00:35:09,444 You've shown a sinister side to yourself on this honeymoon. 627 00:35:09,527 --> 00:35:12,235 I hate you so much! I can't stand you! 628 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,611 I just think we're in a really, 629 00:35:13,694 --> 00:35:15,152 really difficult place right now. 630 00:35:15,153 --> 00:35:19,784 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 45886

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