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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,005 --> 00:00:01,845 What n... now? 2 00:00:04,721 --> 00:00:07,096 Oh, fuck! 3 00:00:25,962 --> 00:00:28,879 Well, it keeps happening. 4 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:30,154 The boozy breath, 5 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:32,238 missing vital meetings, 6 00:00:32,321 --> 00:00:34,572 and I'm sure you've heard about that e-mail. 7 00:00:34,655 --> 00:00:36,072 Now Jed's wife knows 8 00:00:36,155 --> 00:00:38,439 that I think she looks like a fat dwarf. 9 00:00:38,822 --> 00:00:40,249 Sorry about that. 10 00:00:40,488 --> 00:00:43,280 Eleanor is absolutely looking like 11 00:00:43,363 --> 00:00:45,405 the best candidate for the promotion. 12 00:00:45,488 --> 00:00:48,506 And without getting too personal, 13 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,985 there are grave concerns 14 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:53,343 that this new relationship you're in 15 00:00:53,426 --> 00:00:55,915 is just not the healthiest for you. 16 00:00:56,259 --> 00:00:58,141 Since you've met this woman, 17 00:00:58,142 --> 00:01:00,101 you... you've changed. 18 00:01:00,184 --> 00:01:01,726 Your work's suffering. 19 00:01:01,810 --> 00:01:05,017 It's going down the pan to be quite frank. 20 00:01:05,393 --> 00:01:08,518 So, I'm putting you on a formal warning. 21 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:11,896 - What? A formal warning? - A formal warning, yes. 22 00:01:12,084 --> 00:01:15,267 God. I mean, is... Why, is... ? 23 00:01:15,351 --> 00:01:17,518 Do you have a problem with same-sex relationships? 24 00:01:17,601 --> 00:01:20,101 No! God, absolutely not. 25 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,851 I'm not averse to them. 26 00:01:23,643 --> 00:01:25,768 You know, in fact, I'm very much pro them. 27 00:01:25,851 --> 00:01:27,101 Perhaps you weren't aware 28 00:01:27,184 --> 00:01:32,017 that I, myself, am a homosexual. 29 00:01:32,935 --> 00:01:36,393 No, I wasn't. I wasn't aware of that. Okay. 30 00:01:36,476 --> 00:01:38,598 And I suppose, 31 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,849 I always thought, perhaps, 32 00:01:41,932 --> 00:01:44,480 there was something between us. 33 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:47,041 Oh, okay. Um... 34 00:01:47,042 --> 00:01:48,834 I don't know if you recall 35 00:01:48,917 --> 00:01:51,458 that buttery spread launch in Cardiff. 36 00:01:53,042 --> 00:01:55,917 I got the very distinct feeling... you know when we were... 37 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,868 - Trapped in the hut? - Trapped in the hut. 38 00:01:58,291 --> 00:01:59,875 I don't know. I thought something 39 00:01:59,959 --> 00:02:03,098 was going to happen between us. 40 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,207 So I was like, I don't know, 41 00:02:05,290 --> 00:02:08,456 a bit stunned when you chose Emma. 42 00:02:09,790 --> 00:02:12,082 Okay, I see. Um... 43 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:14,802 Well, I didn't exactly choose her, 44 00:02:15,023 --> 00:02:16,998 really, it just kind of happened. 45 00:02:17,082 --> 00:02:18,873 So, you're, like, saying, like, 46 00:02:18,956 --> 00:02:21,667 in a parallel universe, that, you know? 47 00:02:23,466 --> 00:02:24,466 Hmm... 48 00:02:27,172 --> 00:02:29,006 Think so. 49 00:02:30,923 --> 00:02:33,839 - Oh! - I'm so sorry. 50 00:02:33,923 --> 00:02:35,197 Sorry. 51 00:02:35,547 --> 00:02:38,339 - It's quite hot. - I'm so sorry. 52 00:02:38,422 --> 00:02:40,631 - Sexual assault. - Sorry. 53 00:02:40,714 --> 00:02:42,940 - Trying to burn my penis off. - I'm really sorry, Nigel. 54 00:02:42,964 --> 00:02:45,065 Get some water on it. 55 00:02:50,154 --> 00:02:52,964 I mean, you can hardly notice it. Um... 56 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,175 What-What are you trying to do there? 57 00:02:57,259 --> 00:02:59,925 - You get a wind off that? - Are you trying to froth my groin? 58 00:03:00,009 --> 00:03:02,366 - I would never do that, Nigel, never. - Right. 59 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:05,892 It's, um... it's not working. Thanks, though. Yeah. 60 00:03:05,975 --> 00:03:08,725 You're always showing off about it, so I thought, worth a go. 61 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:15,217 Can I... can I tell you something really weird? 62 00:03:15,301 --> 00:03:17,801 - Swear you won't tell anyone? - Yeah. 63 00:03:17,885 --> 00:03:22,136 So basically, Deborah calls me into her office just now. 64 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:24,285 - Sort of, give me a bit of a talking to. - Right. 65 00:03:24,369 --> 00:03:28,577 She kind of ends up saying that we should be together. 66 00:03:29,244 --> 00:03:31,585 - What? - It's weird, isn't it? 67 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:35,669 Yeah. I mean, not the worst idea in the world, but... 68 00:03:35,752 --> 00:03:37,409 - weird. - What? 69 00:03:38,202 --> 00:03:40,244 - What do you mean? - Well... 70 00:03:40,327 --> 00:03:42,453 You and her. Right, yeah. 71 00:03:42,536 --> 00:03:44,012 That's totally weird. What did you think I meant? 72 00:03:44,036 --> 00:03:46,661 - Yeah, that. It's weird. - Yeah, it's so weird. 73 00:03:46,745 --> 00:03:47,786 Wow. 74 00:03:47,870 --> 00:03:49,494 I really hope she doesn't fire me. 75 00:03:49,578 --> 00:03:53,000 Look, I could come 'round, and we could go through the campaign... 76 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:54,542 - Really? - ... if you like. After work? 77 00:03:54,566 --> 00:03:55,651 Oh, that'd be brilliant. 78 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,504 - That would be so good. - What about Thursday? 79 00:03:57,529 --> 00:04:00,240 - Shit, it's David. Hey, David. - I'll bring a laptop. 80 00:04:00,780 --> 00:04:03,936 Yeah, I'm nearly there now. I'm in the taxi. 81 00:04:08,603 --> 00:04:10,519 Sorry, David. I really don't have very long. 82 00:04:10,603 --> 00:04:11,894 I'm in so much shit at work. 83 00:04:11,977 --> 00:04:13,769 How are you, anyway? Everything okay? 84 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:17,519 Yeah, I'm good. I'm good, thanks. Yeah. 85 00:04:17,603 --> 00:04:20,060 Okay. You look... You look well. 86 00:04:23,269 --> 00:04:25,935 Sal, I've got some news. 87 00:04:26,019 --> 00:04:30,060 I'm... yeah. I've met someone. 88 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:32,712 - Okay-okay. - Yeah. 89 00:04:32,796 --> 00:04:35,337 Jemima. Do you remember Jemina from Uni? 90 00:04:35,420 --> 00:04:37,004 - Big Jemima? - Yeah. Jemima Greg. 91 00:04:37,087 --> 00:04:40,253 - We've reconnected. - Didn't she have a rape thing? 92 00:04:40,337 --> 00:04:44,087 Yeah, but she still denies it, and she's a Christian now. 93 00:04:44,170 --> 00:04:45,410 Anyway... 94 00:04:46,378 --> 00:04:49,872 turns out, she's always had a little flame for me. 95 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,040 - Really? - Yeah. 96 00:04:51,123 --> 00:04:54,561 Yeah, we're together. Yeah, we're an item. 97 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:58,128 - Right. - She's just lovely, Sal. 98 00:04:58,212 --> 00:05:00,299 She's lost a lot of weight. 99 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:04,154 She's shed a lot of the extra pounds, 100 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:06,929 so she looks lithe and sexy. 101 00:05:07,012 --> 00:05:09,845 You know, she's helped me move on, and... 102 00:05:09,929 --> 00:05:14,137 Made your hair grow? -Well, it's not entirely natural. 103 00:05:14,221 --> 00:05:15,340 Why is it gray? 104 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:18,399 She likes the salt-and-pepper sex look. 105 00:05:18,482 --> 00:05:20,107 It's more some salt, isn't it? 106 00:05:20,190 --> 00:05:22,732 Well, it's, uh... Yeah, she likes it. 107 00:05:22,816 --> 00:05:25,524 And it's given me a sort of sexy boost 108 00:05:25,607 --> 00:05:27,065 in the bedroom, so, 109 00:05:27,148 --> 00:05:29,148 the bump is back and the bump is big. 110 00:05:29,232 --> 00:05:31,357 Okay, is this why you asked to meet today, 'cause... 111 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,315 Yeah. Things have moved quite fast 112 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:35,899 because the real news is... 113 00:05:38,315 --> 00:05:40,440 I'm gonna be a father. 114 00:05:42,607 --> 00:05:45,524 - What? - I'm a baby-maker, honey. 115 00:05:45,607 --> 00:05:49,482 - Good. Congratulations. - I've got it. I'm virile. 116 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:53,043 - That's good. Great. - Yeah, she's just... 117 00:05:53,126 --> 00:05:55,959 - Everything clicks. - Oh, good. And she's pregnant. 118 00:05:56,043 --> 00:05:59,797 Yes, I know, and rampant! It's like... argh! 119 00:05:59,798 --> 00:06:00,923 Yeah, very sexy. 120 00:06:01,006 --> 00:06:02,440 I don't need to know that, I don't think. 121 00:06:02,464 --> 00:06:04,589 Well, she's a sexy woman, I'm a sexy man, 122 00:06:04,673 --> 00:06:07,548 and that's how sex... things happen. 123 00:06:07,631 --> 00:06:09,256 - It's good sex. - Great. 124 00:06:09,339 --> 00:06:11,840 And it matters, so, yeah, so, um... 125 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:16,589 Anyway, we're probably gonna have to sell the house 126 00:06:16,673 --> 00:06:18,548 because she wants to move to Mauritius 127 00:06:18,631 --> 00:06:20,965 because she's big on squid, and... 128 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,089 loves her seafood. 129 00:06:22,172 --> 00:06:24,117 So, what, I have to move out? 130 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:28,301 Not immediately, but, you know... 131 00:06:28,384 --> 00:06:31,093 She's out there waiting in the car, so I better... 132 00:06:31,176 --> 00:06:33,634 Yeah, she wasn't very pleased I was meeting with you, so. 133 00:06:35,301 --> 00:06:38,217 Yeah, I'll, uh... I'll be in touch. 134 00:06:38,301 --> 00:06:40,801 Can you... Could you pick that up? 135 00:06:40,885 --> 00:06:43,135 Yeah, okay. Bye. 136 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:50,825 I'm sorry, Em, I just... 137 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:54,784 I just don't think I can keep doing this. 138 00:06:54,866 --> 00:06:58,242 I don't think I can... keep... 139 00:06:58,325 --> 00:07:00,771 ... keep doing this. 140 00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:04,337 We're not right for each other, I don't think. 141 00:07:04,616 --> 00:07:07,661 We're just not right. I'm sorry. 142 00:07:10,914 --> 00:07:15,831 Okay, so... Um, Sally, did you want to start today? 143 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:21,997 Um, yeah. I feel... 144 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:25,456 very, very unhappy with Emma. 145 00:07:26,997 --> 00:07:28,390 Just today? 146 00:07:29,831 --> 00:07:32,247 No. All the... All the time. 147 00:07:32,331 --> 00:07:34,539 Okay. Emma? 148 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:40,519 I think, you know, it's because she just keeps refusing food. 149 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:42,293 - Right. - She's not sleeping. 150 00:07:42,377 --> 00:07:44,961 I'm not sleeping because you're still... 151 00:07:45,044 --> 00:07:46,794 staring at me all night, 152 00:07:46,877 --> 00:07:49,669 and nudging me awake, and... 153 00:07:49,752 --> 00:07:52,961 thrashing around and rolling really close to me, and I... 154 00:07:53,044 --> 00:07:55,086 I'm having my sleep broken every single night. 155 00:07:55,168 --> 00:07:57,919 Have you tried a warm, milky drink before bed? 156 00:07:58,295 --> 00:07:59,753 I haven't tried that, no. 157 00:07:59,837 --> 00:08:02,254 No, exactly. That and a hot bath or... 158 00:08:02,337 --> 00:08:04,740 sometimes I'll mash up a big 'nana for her, 159 00:08:04,741 --> 00:08:06,282 to try and fill up her tummy. 160 00:08:06,366 --> 00:08:09,489 Sorry, I just... I think it has something to do with David. 161 00:08:09,741 --> 00:08:12,426 You know, he's met someone, he's having a baby. 162 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:13,560 He's making me... 163 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:16,410 think maybe I did the wrong thing. I don't know. 164 00:08:16,493 --> 00:08:19,243 One of your many problems, Sally, is that, 165 00:08:19,326 --> 00:08:22,293 you know, you're not trusting your instincts, are you? 166 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:25,147 You were unhappy with David, 167 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:28,506 you left him for this wonderful lady, 168 00:08:28,589 --> 00:08:31,881 and now you're just not trusting that instinct. 169 00:08:31,964 --> 00:08:33,339 What's happening for you? 170 00:08:33,422 --> 00:08:35,881 I feel like my instinct is saying, 171 00:08:35,964 --> 00:08:37,798 "Get out," you know. 172 00:08:38,422 --> 00:08:40,964 - So what does that mean? - Probably not your instincts. 173 00:08:41,048 --> 00:08:43,839 No, it's probably not. It's probably another part of your brain 174 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:46,672 that's used to leaping to the negative. 175 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:49,261 Or it could be the constipation again. 176 00:08:49,344 --> 00:08:52,386 It could be that. I mean, that can make people moody, difficult. 177 00:08:52,468 --> 00:08:54,718 - I'm not constipated. - I'm surprised. 178 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,702 So much weird stuff's happened. 179 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:59,748 I found her with my best friend's husband, and... 180 00:09:00,078 --> 00:09:05,411 he was passing a stool and masturbating over her face at the same time. 181 00:09:06,912 --> 00:09:07,912 Mm-hmm. 182 00:09:09,578 --> 00:09:11,912 - Oh, is that it? - Yeah. 183 00:09:11,995 --> 00:09:15,155 - Oh. - To put it into context, we were filming. 184 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,488 - I'm an actress, as you know... - Yes, absolutely. 185 00:09:17,512 --> 00:09:20,017 - I was replacing Marion Cotillard. - Right. 186 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:25,378 And he wanted to do this thing, um, 187 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,942 and sort of basically said 188 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:31,070 - if I didn't do it, he would kill me. - So you were coerced? 189 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:34,132 - Yes, he said he would literally have me killed. - Right. 190 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,810 - So, very, very frightened... - I didn't know that happened. 191 00:09:37,323 --> 00:09:38,323 Yeah. 192 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:42,107 I just want a normal life, you know? I want... 193 00:09:42,395 --> 00:09:44,417 a family, and I just don't... 194 00:09:44,646 --> 00:09:47,562 I think that means I've got to... end it. 195 00:09:47,646 --> 00:09:50,104 I'm sorry, but I want to have a baby. 196 00:09:51,938 --> 00:09:54,646 - What about you, Emma? - I would love to have a baby. 197 00:09:54,729 --> 00:09:56,646 I just worry that having one 198 00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:59,437 might spoil the, sort of, magic of our relationship. 199 00:09:59,521 --> 00:10:02,270 - I have got some issues... - I know. 200 00:10:02,354 --> 00:10:04,479 ... with you, I think. I don't like... 201 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:07,332 Okay, we're not actually doing this today. 202 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,940 But I mean, it is good to get these things off your chest. 203 00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:12,736 - Yeah, and, I mean, you're not perfect. - No. 204 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,236 Um, there's a lot of things 205 00:10:15,319 --> 00:10:17,194 I could say about you... 206 00:10:17,278 --> 00:10:19,611 - Mm. Mm-hmm. - ... that I don't like. 207 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,372 - You know? - Mm-hmm. 208 00:10:22,611 --> 00:10:24,191 Or I actually hate. 209 00:10:24,653 --> 00:10:26,111 - Okay. - Yeah. 210 00:10:26,777 --> 00:10:30,069 - But, you know, it's about making a fist of things... - Yes. 211 00:10:30,152 --> 00:10:33,860 ... and living with compromises, and we can have a baby. 212 00:10:33,944 --> 00:10:35,818 We can make a fist of it. 213 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:39,346 Unless you start making decisions, Sally, Sally, Sally, 214 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,408 um, you're going to end up a lonely old maid, 215 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,409 and I say that with the greatest love and the greatest respect. 216 00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:45,850 You know, bitter, lonely, dried-up old maid. 217 00:10:45,934 --> 00:10:47,495 On your own, there'll be no one there, 218 00:10:47,496 --> 00:10:48,659 there'll be no child to love you, 219 00:10:48,683 --> 00:10:50,283 there'll be nobody, really, to love you. 220 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,683 I mean, you have a cat allergy, I know, so you can't even 221 00:10:52,767 --> 00:10:55,725 turn to those feline friends for comfort. 222 00:10:55,808 --> 00:10:58,850 - Animals don't like her, generally, either. - Right. Okay. Yes. 223 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,457 You know, sometimes in life, we need to make decisions 224 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,412 in order that we truly live. 225 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:08,329 I mean, as T.S. Eliot put it, "To live, or partly live." 226 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,912 I mean, you want to live. 227 00:11:12,830 --> 00:11:13,882 Don't you? 228 00:11:14,121 --> 00:11:16,413 - Yeah. - Are you sure? 229 00:11:16,496 --> 00:11:17,496 Mm-hmm. 230 00:11:17,663 --> 00:11:19,955 Do you want to say, "I want to live"? 231 00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:23,372 - I want to live. - Do you want to look at Emma and say that? 232 00:11:23,455 --> 00:11:25,517 I want to live. Is that okay? 233 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,187 And, "I want to live and I want to have a baby." 234 00:11:28,212 --> 00:11:30,604 I want to live and I want to have a baby, but I'm not sure if... 235 00:11:30,628 --> 00:11:32,503 - But with you. - Yes. 236 00:11:32,587 --> 00:11:34,026 I'm not sure if... in brackets... 237 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,753 Do you want to just try how it feels 238 00:11:35,777 --> 00:11:37,154 because sometimes we're just frightened, 239 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:40,842 and once we say these things, the world opens up. 240 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:44,405 So just try as an exercise, to say to Emma... 241 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:47,290 - I don't want that, I'm not sure. - Just try it, please? 242 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:49,726 "I want to live, and I want to have a baby, 243 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,711 with you." Shall we just try that? 244 00:11:52,126 --> 00:11:56,258 - I'm just, I'm not completely sure. - Just give it a try. 245 00:11:56,783 --> 00:12:00,136 I want to live, and I want to have a baby with you. 246 00:12:00,532 --> 00:12:02,449 - Well done. - I don't... 247 00:12:02,532 --> 00:12:04,056 - That's great. - That's lovely. That's lovely. 248 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,157 It's wonderful when you get these amazing breakthroughs 249 00:12:06,181 --> 00:12:08,015 with people, and it's very valuable. 250 00:12:08,098 --> 00:12:10,890 I'm just so happy. 251 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:16,741 I'm just so glad that we've actually made a decision, you know? 252 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:20,403 I mean, I can't believe it, we're gonna have a baby! 253 00:12:21,455 --> 00:12:22,642 Yeah. 254 00:12:25,051 --> 00:12:29,635 I still feel a bit worried about the whole Dan thing. 255 00:12:30,694 --> 00:12:34,820 Look, you've got to realize he's really mentally ill, you know? 256 00:12:35,389 --> 00:12:39,526 He really is. And I think he could sense, you know, 257 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,603 that I'd been victimized during my childhood, 258 00:12:41,604 --> 00:12:43,763 so I was easy prey for him. 259 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:48,050 - Please don't punish me for that, you know. - I'm sorry. 260 00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:50,290 I've got so much love and I just want to pour it 261 00:12:50,374 --> 00:12:52,438 all into a little baby. 262 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,772 I know. 263 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,425 I'm sorry. 264 00:12:57,772 --> 00:13:00,308 I'm a bit worried about the kick, though, as well. 265 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:04,533 God, you've got to stop holding onto stuff. Seriously, Sal. 266 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:07,576 You know, this is why you're constipated all the time. 267 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:10,540 - I'm not, really, very often. - You are. 268 00:13:10,941 --> 00:13:14,060 You know, you're meant to go, like, I think it's four, 269 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,212 between four and six times a day. 270 00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:20,280 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Yeah, seriously. That's the healthy way. 271 00:13:23,572 --> 00:13:26,322 Our little... Bring our little boy here. 272 00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:29,600 He'll... he'll sort of toddling about, climbing trees, and... 273 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,518 Boy. It'd be a boy? 274 00:13:31,601 --> 00:13:33,880 Yeah. We'd have a gay boy. 275 00:13:34,506 --> 00:13:35,966 It'd have to be gay? 276 00:13:37,632 --> 00:13:38,734 Does it matter? 277 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:42,005 Yeah. I mean, meet me halfway. Come on. 278 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,341 How do you do that? What do you mean? 279 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:48,700 Well, I mean, I guess we... we look into gay donors, and... 280 00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:52,937 I was actually, I was thinking of Matthew from the chemist. 281 00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:55,068 - The old guy? - Yeah. 282 00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:57,354 He's HIV-positive, isn't he? 283 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,546 No, no. He thought he was. He thought he was. 284 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,942 He's just been very, very ill for about a year. 285 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,801 And his thumbs, they're really flared. 286 00:14:05,884 --> 00:14:07,759 I think that's really cruel. 287 00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:11,300 You wouldn't love a baby with flared thumbs? 288 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:14,217 I didn't... I didn't mean that. I just... 289 00:14:15,258 --> 00:14:18,092 I just think, does it have to be Matthew from the chemist? 290 00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:23,967 Look, we've met 14 donors today. 291 00:14:24,051 --> 00:14:25,675 I mean, what are you looking for? 292 00:14:25,759 --> 00:14:27,258 I know. Sorry. 293 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,509 I love you in this dress. 294 00:14:31,592 --> 00:14:33,425 - Thank you. - Your tits look amazing. 295 00:14:33,509 --> 00:14:35,759 Thanks. 296 00:14:36,884 --> 00:14:39,087 It's tiring, seeing all those guys. 297 00:14:39,592 --> 00:14:41,175 - Isn't it? - Mm. 298 00:14:41,258 --> 00:14:44,092 Is this the last one? 299 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,910 I hope so. 300 00:14:48,801 --> 00:14:50,425 - Hi. - Oh, hi. 301 00:14:50,509 --> 00:14:53,634 - Hi. Wow, you look gorgeous. - Thank you. 302 00:14:53,717 --> 00:14:55,854 I thought we were gonna do some work. 303 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:59,300 - Yes. - I called you, and you didn't answer, but... 304 00:14:59,383 --> 00:15:03,509 - we arranged to. - Oh, I'm so sorry. I forgot. Um... 305 00:15:04,383 --> 00:15:06,884 Shall I come in or go, or... ? 306 00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:10,383 - Do you want to come in? - I can go and we can do it another day. 307 00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:11,582 No, no. Come in. Come in. 308 00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:12,884 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 309 00:15:12,967 --> 00:15:15,523 - Come and say hi to Emma. - Okay. 310 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:20,945 - This is Emma. This is Nigel. - Hi. 311 00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:22,801 - Hi. - Hi. 312 00:15:22,884 --> 00:15:24,423 - Hi, Nigel. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 313 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,843 - Nigel's, um, he's actually from work. - Oh, so... 314 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:31,266 - Would you like a drink? - Oh, sure. Thanks. 315 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:32,932 - There you go. - What is this? 316 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:36,182 - It's wine. - Is that okay? Do you want a beer? 317 00:15:36,264 --> 00:15:37,389 Mm-mm. 318 00:15:37,473 --> 00:15:39,598 - No, I drink wine. Thank you. - Cheers. 319 00:15:39,681 --> 00:15:41,223 - This is nice. - Good to see you. 320 00:15:41,306 --> 00:15:43,890 Yeah, good to see you. Work is crazy at the moment, 321 00:15:43,973 --> 00:15:45,556 so that's why, you know, this... 322 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,556 Yeah. But you're up to this tonight. You feel your energy. 323 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,723 Yeah, I mean, we probably need to get down to business soon. 324 00:15:51,806 --> 00:15:54,640 - I'm not sure how long I've got. - Wow, somebody's keen. 325 00:15:54,723 --> 00:15:56,282 That's great. 326 00:15:56,306 --> 00:15:57,506 I mean, just to sort of, 327 00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:59,076 tell you how the evening's gonna work, 328 00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:01,723 basically, I always cook for the guests. 329 00:16:01,806 --> 00:16:04,973 - Right. - It makes it a bit less clinical. So, um... 330 00:16:05,057 --> 00:16:10,681 risotto, a kind of tumbly salad thing with, like, just rockin' 331 00:16:10,765 --> 00:16:13,431 and little baby piccolo tomatoes. 332 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,683 - Great. - And then garlic bread. 333 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,100 I normally do two pieces per person. 334 00:16:19,183 --> 00:16:21,100 Well, I'm actually, I'm hungry, so... 335 00:16:21,183 --> 00:16:24,417 Great. Thank you very much. I didn't expect to be eating. 336 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,068 You'll get it when you deserve it. 337 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:29,653 I mean, we should, you know, cut to the chase, and just... 338 00:16:29,737 --> 00:16:32,111 - Yeah, um... - Cut to the chase. 339 00:16:32,194 --> 00:16:33,987 So, we, um... 340 00:16:34,069 --> 00:16:35,945 We wanted to ask you something. 341 00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,737 - Sounds ominous. - I know. Um... 342 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:41,059 We've been looking around for a guy. 343 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,794 - Yeah, and it's just trying to find the right one, really. - Yeah. 344 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,878 Um, somebody who might be 345 00:16:47,282 --> 00:16:48,507 a good fit for us. 346 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,425 So you're looking for... a, um... 347 00:16:51,508 --> 00:16:53,925 Yeah, it's finding the right... right guy. 348 00:16:54,050 --> 00:16:57,967 Things can get stale, can't they, between people, to maybe a bit... 349 00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:00,425 It's not that. It's not that with us, is it? 350 00:17:00,508 --> 00:17:02,175 - No? - We're so happy together. 351 00:17:02,258 --> 00:17:04,967 Well, maybe that's... what's great... 352 00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:07,175 I think you can reach a point where 353 00:17:07,258 --> 00:17:10,717 just two of you can feel a bit selfish? 354 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:14,050 Wow, this is... I mean, I'm... 355 00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:19,055 Obviously, I'm flattered, and, uh, I'd like to say, um, 356 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,497 you know, of course, yes. 357 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:23,181 Um, it's something I've always, actually, 358 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:26,503 I don't know if I should say this, but I've always dreamt about it. 359 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,731 - Really? - I mean, what red-blooded man hasn't? 360 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,300 - Some guys are very scared of it. - Yeah, not me. 361 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,902 It's always been on my bucket list, if you like. 362 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,566 - Oh, me, too. That's so lovely. - Really? 363 00:17:34,634 --> 00:17:37,885 Yeah. It's something that really has meant a lot to me all my life. 364 00:17:37,968 --> 00:17:40,259 Yeah, it's been like a dream, almost. Yeah. Yeah. 365 00:17:40,342 --> 00:17:42,010 I think I just want that feeling 366 00:17:42,092 --> 00:17:45,342 of a little one growing inside me. 367 00:17:45,426 --> 00:17:47,176 - Yeah. - Right. 368 00:17:47,259 --> 00:17:49,092 Well, hopefully not too little, but... 369 00:17:49,176 --> 00:17:51,843 So, uh... wow. 370 00:17:51,926 --> 00:17:54,051 That's really brilliant news, Nigel. 371 00:17:54,134 --> 00:17:57,176 - I mean, we know each other from work. - And we get on really well. 372 00:17:57,259 --> 00:17:59,885 We get on well. We're good friends, so that's... 373 00:17:59,968 --> 00:18:02,342 And we get on really well. Don't we? I mean... 374 00:18:02,426 --> 00:18:03,968 - Yeah. - We love each other. 375 00:18:04,051 --> 00:18:06,527 - I mean, we get on really well, don't we? - We do, yeah. So... 376 00:18:06,551 --> 00:18:10,259 - We get on super well. - We all get on well, so that's, uh... 377 00:18:10,342 --> 00:18:12,902 Yeah, I don't know you, but I get on really, really well with Sally. 378 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,509 - Yeah, of course. - I probably know her better than anybody. 379 00:18:15,593 --> 00:18:18,634 - And we just get on really well, so. - We do. We certainly do. 380 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,748 Mm. Love you. 381 00:18:20,831 --> 00:18:22,664 - I think... yeah. - Love you. 382 00:18:22,748 --> 00:18:23,852 I love you, too. 383 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,204 Just to say, I kind of want to wrap up our intent, so... 384 00:18:26,228 --> 00:18:29,045 - Oh, yeah. Absolutely. - Just get yourself ready 385 00:18:29,046 --> 00:18:30,335 in whichever way you need to. 386 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,360 Okay. Wow, I mean, I've never done this before, 387 00:18:32,443 --> 00:18:35,402 so I'm slightly nervous, but, uh... excited. 388 00:18:35,485 --> 00:18:37,866 If you guys want to start off, or... 389 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,719 I can start. 390 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,036 I think you need to get yourself ready. 391 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,262 Starting on my own? I mean, I don't know. Is that something... 392 00:18:44,286 --> 00:18:47,919 - I think it's mostly gonna be on your own. - Or I can watch for a bit. 393 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,779 Or you can watch. 394 00:18:51,862 --> 00:18:54,651 - I don't want to watch you. - I don't know... No? 395 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:55,885 - No, thanks. - Okay. 396 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,527 The things is, we really want to think about 397 00:18:57,551 --> 00:18:59,509 having the baby this year. Don't we? 398 00:18:59,593 --> 00:19:01,070 Yeah, 'cause, well, Sally has a lot of, 399 00:19:01,071 --> 00:19:03,718 um, cysts, ovarian cysts that... 400 00:19:03,801 --> 00:19:07,051 - Well, I don't have that many. - Quite a few, so... 401 00:19:07,135 --> 00:19:10,259 - Two. That's not that many. - Yeah. Um... 402 00:19:10,738 --> 00:19:13,795 I think I'm not sure you were talking... 403 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,422 It's quite a cluster when they looked on the scan. 404 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,806 I thought we were talking about something else but, um, I... 405 00:19:18,016 --> 00:19:21,135 I think I thought you were asking something else. 406 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,200 I'm sorry, what did you think we were talking about? 407 00:19:23,242 --> 00:19:25,576 Does it have to be tonight? I mean, I'm up for helping out. 408 00:19:25,659 --> 00:19:27,910 It does with the cysts, really, 'cause they used to burst 409 00:19:27,993 --> 00:19:30,534 every month into Sally's pants, so it's a kind of... 410 00:19:30,618 --> 00:19:35,035 I'm up for it in principle. Obviously, um... 411 00:19:35,432 --> 00:19:36,576 uh... 412 00:19:38,127 --> 00:19:39,287 Yeah? 413 00:19:40,576 --> 00:19:42,201 Sounds good? 414 00:19:42,576 --> 00:19:46,618 So it's Sally's womb, with all her cysts and stuff 415 00:19:46,701 --> 00:19:49,534 to sort of contend with. Hope there's room for the baby. 416 00:19:49,618 --> 00:19:52,284 - There should be. - And you're doing it this way 417 00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:54,784 because you don't want to go through conventional channels... 418 00:19:54,868 --> 00:19:57,784 We don't need to. We just want to go into the gay community 419 00:19:57,868 --> 00:19:59,951 and get a nice, big gay guy. 420 00:20:00,035 --> 00:20:03,701 But I'm... You're okay with the fact that I'm not actually gay? 421 00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:07,076 - In any way? - I had a fling with a guy once. 422 00:20:07,281 --> 00:20:09,618 Moonlit romance, on a Greek holiday. 423 00:20:09,701 --> 00:20:11,701 That sounds really gay. That sounds fine. 424 00:20:11,784 --> 00:20:13,011 I'm not sure how these things work. 425 00:20:13,035 --> 00:20:14,504 Oh, it's just a cup and a baster. 426 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,589 - Is it? - Yeah. 427 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,363 - Okay. Um... - Do you need any magazines, or... ? 428 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:21,675 There's some pictures on the wall up there, but they're all of men. 429 00:20:21,996 --> 00:20:26,808 - Sure. - It's mostly bending over or their legs apart, 430 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,078 - touching themselves. - Sure. 431 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,853 'Cause we wallpapered the walls in... 432 00:20:31,936 --> 00:20:34,186 men's anuses and stuff, and... 433 00:20:34,269 --> 00:20:37,811 - Oh. - Huge, erect cocks, but if that's not your... 434 00:20:37,895 --> 00:20:40,811 - Is that gonna help? - I can work with that. 435 00:20:40,895 --> 00:20:43,477 - Do you want me to just, to show you where it is? - Yeah, okay. 436 00:20:43,561 --> 00:20:44,686 - Yeah? - Yeah. 437 00:21:01,519 --> 00:21:03,929 - Sally says you're in a band. - She's amazing. 438 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,222 Wow. Um... 439 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:08,514 - I'm an actress, as well, and a model and a dancer. - Wow. 440 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,853 - I work with animals, and... - Impressive. 441 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:15,654 Anyway, really nice to meet you. Thanks for your donation. 442 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:19,052 - You're welcome. - I could get it boxed up for you to go if you want. 443 00:21:19,053 --> 00:21:22,469 Um, no, I'm okay. I'm still in the middle of it, so... 444 00:21:24,657 --> 00:21:28,454 Anyway, I'm glad it worked out all right with the thing, so... 445 00:21:28,677 --> 00:21:32,053 - Uh, the thing? - With the baster. 446 00:21:32,136 --> 00:21:34,385 Mm. Oh, yeah, well, we didn't actually use it. 447 00:21:34,469 --> 00:21:35,778 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 448 00:21:36,237 --> 00:21:37,864 It's good. 449 00:21:38,695 --> 00:21:40,983 - It works really well. - With the baster? 450 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:44,340 - Mm-hmm. - You said... you just said you didn't use the baster. 451 00:21:44,424 --> 00:21:47,932 I mean, the cup. Was it? I don't know. 452 00:21:48,548 --> 00:21:51,381 I can't remember. That's really weird. 453 00:21:53,257 --> 00:21:54,841 The baster wasn't working, so... 454 00:21:54,924 --> 00:21:56,604 It was compli... It was really complicated. 455 00:21:56,632 --> 00:21:59,734 And the instructions were in Arabic. 456 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:02,360 - I think we just thought... - I have a baster. 457 00:22:02,443 --> 00:22:04,694 Nature's baster, if you like. 458 00:22:04,777 --> 00:22:07,443 - So we went that way. - Mm. 459 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:17,485 Mmm. This is great risotto, by the way. 460 00:22:18,944 --> 00:22:20,072 Hmm. 461 00:22:21,485 --> 00:22:23,068 Oh. So you had sex. 462 00:22:23,151 --> 00:22:24,985 Look, whatever happened, 463 00:22:25,068 --> 00:22:28,443 and honest, I can't remember what happened at all, 464 00:22:28,527 --> 00:22:33,110 but whatever it was, like, there was a reason for it and it wasn't 465 00:22:33,193 --> 00:22:36,568 to deliberately have an amazing time, and I, you know... 466 00:22:36,652 --> 00:22:37,902 No, no. It's just a bonus. 467 00:22:37,985 --> 00:22:39,859 It happened, it was great. 468 00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,902 I loved it. I really, really loved it. 469 00:22:42,985 --> 00:22:45,556 But it's over, so... 470 00:22:47,694 --> 00:22:49,811 So, you're sitting here 471 00:22:50,694 --> 00:22:53,735 eating post-sex risotto, 472 00:22:53,819 --> 00:22:56,275 with your new boyfriend. 473 00:22:56,735 --> 00:23:00,443 - Yum. - Let's not be childish about it. 474 00:23:00,527 --> 00:23:02,360 He's not my new boyfriend. 475 00:23:02,443 --> 00:23:04,424 I think it's a bit rude, 476 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,694 actually, to get someone over and have sex with them 477 00:23:06,777 --> 00:23:08,454 and then just tell them to go. 478 00:23:10,373 --> 00:23:12,706 It's just not what we agreed, really, is it? 479 00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:15,751 I'm sorry. At the beginning, it was... 480 00:23:15,835 --> 00:23:18,668 just trying to get him ready. 481 00:23:18,751 --> 00:23:21,125 How did you do that? 482 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:24,859 - Well, you don't really need the details, do you? - I do. 483 00:23:25,859 --> 00:23:30,026 Um... we kissed, um, for a bit. 484 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,269 How long? 485 00:23:31,984 --> 00:23:35,068 Five, eight minutes, something like that. 486 00:23:35,150 --> 00:23:37,943 He... took my top down. 487 00:23:38,026 --> 00:23:39,292 Where to? 488 00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:41,279 Just underneath the breasts. 489 00:23:42,029 --> 00:23:43,865 They were spilling over? 490 00:23:44,403 --> 00:23:46,826 Yeah, they were spilling over the... 491 00:23:47,403 --> 00:23:48,619 dress. 492 00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:50,953 Did you suck her boobs? 493 00:23:51,205 --> 00:23:53,499 I think I did. Yeah. 494 00:23:53,873 --> 00:23:55,167 One. 495 00:23:55,706 --> 00:23:58,354 - Yep. - I suppose it was something. 496 00:23:58,623 --> 00:24:00,164 Carry on. 497 00:24:00,247 --> 00:24:03,122 - Um, did I go down on you? - Yeah. 498 00:24:03,205 --> 00:24:04,594 I did. Mm. 499 00:24:04,914 --> 00:24:07,748 It's been a while since I had a real penis in my mouth. 500 00:24:07,831 --> 00:24:10,748 - That's nice. Yeah. - It was. 501 00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:13,159 - Nice to remember. - It's nice. 502 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,521 - Is that weird to say that? - No. 503 00:24:15,647 --> 00:24:19,021 No, it's nice. Very nice. 504 00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:22,278 I'm sorry. 505 00:24:22,702 --> 00:24:25,243 The last thing I wanted to do was hurt you. 506 00:24:25,326 --> 00:24:27,575 Well, you have. 507 00:24:28,077 --> 00:24:29,077 I'm sorry. 508 00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:32,327 Really vicious thing to do. 509 00:24:32,580 --> 00:24:37,247 Vicious, sort of, deceitful thing to do. 510 00:24:38,413 --> 00:24:41,413 It's okay. I mean, it's just who you are, Sally. 511 00:24:42,705 --> 00:24:43,997 What do you mean? 512 00:24:44,081 --> 00:24:45,997 I think that's the thing with Sally, really. 513 00:24:46,469 --> 00:24:48,570 You're just the type of person 514 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:51,432 that leaves a sort of trail of destruction wherever you go. 515 00:24:51,933 --> 00:24:53,933 I'm really sorry. I thought... 516 00:24:54,016 --> 00:24:56,187 David's dad actually hung himself. 517 00:24:56,562 --> 00:24:58,562 - Oh, dear. - It's probably Sally's fault. 518 00:24:58,645 --> 00:25:01,270 - I don't think it was. - I think it was 'cause... 519 00:25:01,353 --> 00:25:04,311 he was so upset about Sally. 520 00:25:05,279 --> 00:25:07,904 - I don't think it was. - I'm sure that's not... Sally's fault. 521 00:25:07,988 --> 00:25:09,821 Well, that's what he said in his note. 522 00:25:09,904 --> 00:25:12,320 - What note? - He left a note. 523 00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:14,864 I don't think it was my fault. 524 00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:16,681 I mean, I'm sure that's not what the reason was. 525 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,616 I mean, whatever he wrote in his note was probably not... 526 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,224 He said the reason I'm killing myself is due to Sally 527 00:25:21,308 --> 00:25:23,731 and then there's a whole paragraph about why. 528 00:25:24,016 --> 00:25:25,106 Oh. 529 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:27,178 It's worth knowing what's your fault in life, I think. 530 00:25:27,179 --> 00:25:28,482 It's worth knowing. 531 00:25:29,524 --> 00:25:31,816 - Thank you. - Yeah. 532 00:25:33,274 --> 00:25:35,399 - Right, well... - I'm sorry. 533 00:25:35,482 --> 00:25:36,894 I'm off to bed. 534 00:25:47,065 --> 00:25:48,190 Oh. 535 00:25:48,607 --> 00:25:51,982 Oh, I should go, really. That's, um... that's very late. 536 00:25:52,368 --> 00:25:53,952 It's too late to go. 537 00:25:54,035 --> 00:25:57,910 Uh, well, I know. I mean, I'm driving as well, so that's... 538 00:25:57,994 --> 00:26:00,451 - You definitely shouldn't drive. - No, you're right. Um... 539 00:26:00,535 --> 00:26:02,461 Maybe I should call a cab or something. 540 00:26:03,254 --> 00:26:05,089 You can sleep here if you want. 541 00:26:05,588 --> 00:26:08,254 - Yeah? Is that okay? - Yeah. 542 00:26:08,337 --> 00:26:11,838 - Just in this room, or... - Just here. Yeah. 543 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,796 - Okay, great. Thank you. - And then... 544 00:26:15,588 --> 00:26:17,962 - I shouldn't wake up Emma. - Right. 545 00:26:18,879 --> 00:26:20,045 So, maybe... I don't know. 546 00:26:20,129 --> 00:26:21,981 Maybe I should just stay here, as well. 547 00:26:23,254 --> 00:26:26,254 Sure. Yeah. 548 00:27:26,629 --> 00:27:27,671 Hello? 549 00:27:29,212 --> 00:27:30,296 Speaking. 550 00:27:42,337 --> 00:27:43,838 Oh, my God. 551 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,671 Emma, what happened? 552 00:27:45,754 --> 00:27:49,941 Sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry. Why did you do it? 553 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,488 Because you fucked someone else. 554 00:27:53,918 --> 00:27:54,923 Sorry. 555 00:27:54,924 --> 00:27:57,401 Doctor said I lost most of the blood in my body. 556 00:27:57,426 --> 00:27:59,802 Good morning. Well, we've got her all sewn up 557 00:27:59,885 --> 00:28:02,138 like a jacket potato and good to go. 558 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:04,806 - Morning, Dr. Tramsing. - Morning. 559 00:28:05,389 --> 00:28:07,931 A little bit weepy, aren't they? 560 00:28:08,264 --> 00:28:11,014 - Yes, very painful. - How are you feeling? 561 00:28:11,097 --> 00:28:13,014 I'm just waiting for Belinda. 562 00:28:13,097 --> 00:28:15,347 - Oh, is that mum? - No, it's our therapist. 563 00:28:15,431 --> 00:28:19,097 Oh, well, she hasn't been doing a very good job, I'm afraid. 564 00:28:19,180 --> 00:28:21,033 Will Emma be sanctioned? 565 00:28:21,514 --> 00:28:24,931 Are you feeling like you're going to be doing it again? 566 00:28:25,014 --> 00:28:26,723 It really depends on Sally. 567 00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:28,222 All right. So, Sally, 568 00:28:28,305 --> 00:28:31,222 are you going to be making her upset again? 569 00:28:31,305 --> 00:28:33,305 No. I don't... I didn't mean to. 570 00:28:33,389 --> 00:28:36,222 She had sex with someone else upstairs in our house 571 00:28:36,305 --> 00:28:38,097 whilst I was downstairs alone. 572 00:28:38,180 --> 00:28:40,122 We were trying for a baby, 573 00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:43,763 which we'd agreed to do. We're a lesbian couple. 574 00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:46,847 Well, yes. I'm sure all this transgender confusion 575 00:28:46,930 --> 00:28:49,263 has probably been making you very depressed. 576 00:28:49,346 --> 00:28:50,472 I'm not transgender. 577 00:28:50,555 --> 00:28:52,346 - Right. - I'm not either. 578 00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:54,889 Guys. Oh, I've rushed back. 579 00:28:54,972 --> 00:28:58,207 The plane has literally landed an hour ago. It's a bit inconvenient, 580 00:28:58,232 --> 00:28:59,773 obviously, morning, to, uh... 581 00:28:59,864 --> 00:29:01,198 Hello, doctor. I mean, not ideal 582 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:04,365 to cut a holiday short, but, um... oh, goodness. 583 00:29:04,447 --> 00:29:06,536 - Client comes first. - Sorry, Belinda. 584 00:29:06,537 --> 00:29:08,620 - Client comes first. - I'm really sorry. 585 00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:09,954 Client comes first. 586 00:29:10,037 --> 00:29:12,954 I'm wondering whether a hysterectomy 587 00:29:13,037 --> 00:29:15,703 might not sort you out, or... 588 00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:19,745 I could whip out the ovaries and leave the old wombat where it is. 589 00:29:19,829 --> 00:29:21,480 'Cause it does tend to help 590 00:29:21,481 --> 00:29:23,954 stop the other organs from falling out to be honest. 591 00:29:24,037 --> 00:29:25,912 She doesn't, um, have a womb. 592 00:29:25,995 --> 00:29:28,751 There might still be some tendrils left. 593 00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:31,037 - Hooks, and... - Bits and bobs. 594 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,453 You can take those out, if you want. I don't care. 595 00:29:33,537 --> 00:29:36,787 I'd whip 'em out, if I were you. Why not? Can't do any harm. 596 00:29:36,870 --> 00:29:39,328 So, how... How are you feeling? 597 00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:42,079 I suppose the real thing for me is... 598 00:29:42,161 --> 00:29:43,411 I just feel like... 599 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,161 I've just got nothing left to live for. 600 00:29:46,245 --> 00:29:48,912 - Oh, dear. - Do you think she should stay a bit longer? 601 00:29:49,003 --> 00:29:51,878 Well, we don't really have the bed space, to be honest, so... 602 00:29:51,954 --> 00:29:55,578 I wouldn't feel safe in here. No. 603 00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:59,255 I'd think they'd try and stuff drugs 604 00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:01,108 and mobile phones up my anus 605 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:03,758 - and try to rape me in the shower. - Yes. 606 00:30:04,466 --> 00:30:06,977 But you can take compassionate leave, can't you, Sally, 607 00:30:06,978 --> 00:30:08,424 and care for Emma at home? 608 00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:10,466 I'm literally about to lose my job. 609 00:30:10,549 --> 00:30:12,299 I wouldn't be any trouble. 610 00:30:12,382 --> 00:30:16,549 I'd just try and sip a little soup through a straw, and maybe... 611 00:30:16,633 --> 00:30:18,758 have a plum and some... 612 00:30:18,841 --> 00:30:21,883 maybe some crisps at the weekend, if you let me. 613 00:30:21,966 --> 00:30:24,799 - Would you allow crisps? - Yeah. 614 00:30:24,883 --> 00:30:27,424 - Thank you. - So let's talk about Emma. 615 00:30:27,507 --> 00:30:31,091 I heard you say that you've got nothing left to live for. 616 00:30:31,175 --> 00:30:32,492 Let's flick that 'round, 617 00:30:32,493 --> 00:30:35,409 let's turn it on its back and put it back up on its feet, 618 00:30:35,519 --> 00:30:37,877 and say, "All right. I have got something to live for." 619 00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:39,253 What would that be? 620 00:30:39,336 --> 00:30:41,086 I don't know. I suppose... 621 00:30:41,169 --> 00:30:44,378 feeling that Sally was even sorry for what she's done. 622 00:30:44,702 --> 00:30:48,119 - I'm sorry. So sorry. - It sounds angry. 623 00:30:48,202 --> 00:30:52,661 It sounds angry, doesn't it? I mean, are you angry? 624 00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:54,745 No, I'm just... I'm really sorry. 625 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:58,645 I suppose I really need you to be here in, like, a real way. 626 00:30:58,728 --> 00:31:01,228 Like, a big way, a long way. 627 00:31:01,311 --> 00:31:03,470 - Okay. - Like, an always way. 628 00:31:03,728 --> 00:31:06,187 - Okay, Sally? - Sally? 629 00:31:06,462 --> 00:31:08,157 I mean, can you offer that, do you think? 630 00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:09,825 - Well, I mean, I... - Sally? 631 00:31:09,909 --> 00:31:11,560 - I mean, I... - Sally. 632 00:31:11,829 --> 00:31:13,376 - Sally. - Can you do that? 633 00:31:13,377 --> 00:31:15,140 Hmm? Sally? 634 00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,832 I think what I'm trying to say is... 635 00:31:24,906 --> 00:31:26,406 What? 636 00:31:30,206 --> 00:31:31,682 Will you marry me? 637 00:31:32,457 --> 00:31:33,625 Oh, God. 638 00:31:35,081 --> 00:31:36,540 It's a yes or no answer. 639 00:31:36,623 --> 00:31:39,381 It is a yes or no. It's quite straightforward. 640 00:31:41,248 --> 00:31:43,331 - Sally? - I... 641 00:31:43,874 --> 00:31:46,055 Could I have a bit longer just to think about it? 642 00:31:47,457 --> 00:31:48,457 Why? 643 00:31:49,224 --> 00:31:51,973 - Why? - Why do you need longer? 644 00:31:52,057 --> 00:31:53,807 This is a really big... 645 00:31:54,688 --> 00:31:56,563 It's a really big decision. 646 00:31:56,646 --> 00:31:58,249 'Tis a no-brainer when you literally 647 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,209 hold someone else's life in your hands. 648 00:32:00,291 --> 00:32:01,362 Okay. 649 00:32:02,404 --> 00:32:04,698 Sally? Is that a yes? 650 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,200 Is it? 651 00:32:07,950 --> 00:32:10,242 - Is it a yes? - Is it? 652 00:32:10,534 --> 00:32:11,534 Sally? 653 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,500 - Sally? - Is it? 654 00:32:15,242 --> 00:32:17,784 A-ho-ho, yes! 655 00:32:17,866 --> 00:32:20,567 Oh, gosh. 656 00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:23,522 - Sorry. - No one's ever said yes before. 657 00:33:03,873 --> 00:33:05,626 I have to go on this work trip. 658 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:06,943 Otherwise, I'm gonna lose my job. 659 00:33:06,944 --> 00:33:09,922 You put me in the hospital. Please don't do it again. 660 00:33:09,947 --> 00:33:11,113 Have a good trip. 661 00:33:12,364 --> 00:33:14,468 There's a bit of a cock-up with the rooms. 662 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,245 And somebody's gonna have to share. 663 00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:20,040 Do you wanna splash about first while I watch a bit of telly? 664 00:33:21,453 --> 00:33:23,370 Sally... she's a conundrum. 665 00:33:23,453 --> 00:33:24,994 I don't know what she wants. 666 00:33:27,078 --> 00:33:29,095 Do you think I'm doing the right thing to marry her? 667 00:33:29,119 --> 00:33:30,554 I'm not certain it's what she wants. 668 00:33:30,578 --> 00:33:31,885 And why do you think that? 669 00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:33,303 'Cause she says she doesn't. 670 00:33:33,411 --> 00:33:34,578 But apart from that? 671 00:33:34,953 --> 00:33:35,953 N... no reason. 672 00:33:38,621 --> 00:33:43,621 - Synced by Se7enOfNin9 corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 51695

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