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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:37,520 THE GIRLS 2 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,640 Hello, Garden Gym... Please hold a moment! 3 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:00,360 How can I help? 4 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,680 Yes Madam, every day, until 10pm. 5 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:04,720 That’s it, good bye! 6 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,520 Once a week isn’t enough for him… 7 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,320 As I said to Jean-Pierre, if it's love, you don’t count! 8 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,160 Perfect, my dear Françoise! Perfect! 9 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,680 How was your love trip to the US? 10 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,320 Stop trying to pick up my girlfriend! 11 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:52,640 You after them all or what? 12 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,320 Hi Antoinette! What are you doing here? 13 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:56,800 - You OK? - Yeah. 14 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,880 Get used to it, men are hopeless! 15 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,160 What’ll I tell Christine? 16 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:05,560 Just like with cheese, the perfect couple doesn’t exist! 17 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:10,080 If you find one, we’ll stick him on display in a museum! OK? 18 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,560 Last night, 3 masked girls 19 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,880 raped 5 motorcycle boys, in the Bastille area. 20 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,520 One boy has been taken to Saint Anne's Hospital. 21 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:20,120 The girls are members of Eye-for-Eye, Tooth-for-Tooth. 22 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:23,760 - Get the latest? - What? 23 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,880 - Christine’s lover is cheating! - Really? 24 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,240 Her’s too? 25 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,600 We ought to start a club! 26 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,560 I’m fed up with key problems! 27 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,200 Well, hi anyway! 28 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,440 Look what you did! What a mess! 29 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,320 Look what you did. 30 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,800 Look at all this! 31 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,120 “Oil Resources in Afghanistan” 32 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,040 Your daddy will love this! 33 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:56,560 One minute! 34 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,960 - She’s driving me crazy! - Poor darling. 35 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,920 Don’t slam the door, Charlotte! 36 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,680 Christine, I got your package. 37 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:13,480 Super! 38 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,600 My Robert will love this. 39 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:19,640 A little coffee! 40 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,880 He’ll go wild with this! 41 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,840 Him and his chess tournaments! 42 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,000 Coffee! 43 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,120 Robert! It’s a guy like him I need. 44 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,240 Guys like him don’t grow on trees! 45 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,160 He's a pearl, babe. 46 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,520 - Hey, he’s writing a thesis, you know. - A what? 47 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:40,720 A book. 48 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,720 Even a Robert without a thesis would suit me fine! 49 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,920 They’re scarce. You have to get out and hunt! 50 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:51,720 And get my ass felt at discos just to find one? No way! 51 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,400 Where’d you find yours? 52 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,080 At a Humanité rock fest. A Genisis concert. 53 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,680 It was love at first sight! 54 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:04,120 The next day he was hanging about. Knew he was a catch, but I didn't tell him. 55 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,200 It's been 7 years! 56 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,080 Stop! 57 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,720 - What's wrong? - It’s out of kilter. 58 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,440 7 years? 59 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:18,000 You must be biorhythmically well suited. 60 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,560 With me, he’s never deprived! 61 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:27,720 It's 7pm, Outside temperature is 18° Celsius, uncertain weather. 62 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:32,280 Dentist: 3pm, Psychoanalyst: 7pm 63 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,000 He’s such a turn-on! 64 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:36,520 Slow down, Simone, he’s mine! 65 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,440 Such sweet blue eyes. 66 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,440 Not blue, green! 67 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,320 Oh, Charlotte! 68 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:46,400 Mind if I borrow... 69 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,560 You know my husband prefers bran bread! 70 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:52,160 My pills! Where are my pills? 71 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:54,840 How many did I take before? 72 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:56,280 No idea. 73 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,600 The TV... 74 00:06:58,880 --> 00:06:59,960 Time to turn on the TV. 75 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,880 Women and unemployment. 76 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,560 65% of those who are unemployed are women. 77 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:13,120 Tomorrow: Radio Woman, a programme by women for women. 78 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:18,440 How much do I owe you? Good thing I did that job. 79 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,800 It’s a gift! 80 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,600 I can’t let you do that! 81 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:25,160 Forget it, my husband has Japanese contacts. 82 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:29,400 Then I'll have to accept. You’re really great! 83 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:30,880 Really... it's great! 84 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,840 Must be great to have lots of cash! 85 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,960 But being poor keeps you busy! 86 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,560 No, tragedy! 87 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,440 
I’m going to play “Célimène”. 88 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,320 Can you give us a sample? 89 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:45,360 Gladly! 90 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:49,240 “Am I guilty of the suitors I see? 91 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,640 “Must I prevent these men from liking me? 92 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,800 “And when they endeavour to woo, 93 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:59,080 “Must I drive them out with my shoe?” 94 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:01,960 The poor dear! 95 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,400 My dear, this is Mother. 96 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:18,920 Wonderful news, 97 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,840 I’m coming to lunch Wednesday. 98 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:23,760 This’ll be a great year for you! Love. 99 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:33,200 This am Pequita, I hunt work your place. 100 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,440 No, this is Eliane, just a friendly call. 101 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:49,280 In here! 102 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:51,920 She killed me today! 103 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:53,800 Here... 104 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,880 I mended your Robert’s shirt. 105 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:01,200 You’re a peach. 106 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:02,600 Thanks. 107 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,920 Wow, you did a big wash today! 108 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,920 You’re crazy! Robert did it himself! 109 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:14,040 Charlotte, can I have that hair ribbon. I don’t think you need it. 110 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:17,760 Thanks. 111 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:22,240 The poor guy! When I get married… 112 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,680 Married! This is not the middle ages. 113 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:28,640 Marriage steals your name, your time and for no pay! 114 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,040 100% profit for the man! 115 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,960 - Is your system any better? - It's perfect. 116 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,320 Hello... Hello, Robert? 117 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:46,680 Yes, darling, yes! 118 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:48,560 Yeah... 119 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:52,040 No wait... 120 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:55,320 I’ve got good news, I’ll get 2 days off. 121 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,400 That’ll give us 5 days in all! Isn't that great? 122 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:01,360 What do you mean, you can't? 123 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,520 Oh shit, how dumb! 124 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:06,400 That’s too bad. 125 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:10,000 We’ll screw like mad tonight! If you'd like? 126 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:14,760 Oh no! I’ve been housekeeping for an hour! Shit! 127 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,280 And it was your turn! 128 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,520 I’m not your maid! 129 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,360 You could at least let me know! 130 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:22,600 I don’t have time to burn. 131 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:56,880 Yes Miss, I'll hold on... 132 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,600 I made those cleaners search the whole shop! 133 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:06,880 Tell your Philippe that I made a special trip for him! 134 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:12,680 Turn that down. 135 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:17,600 It’s his, isn’t it? 136 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,080 It’s far too big! 137 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,480 Did you go to the usual one? 138 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:25,640 No... 139 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,840 The one on Rue des Morillons! 140 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,920 You got the wrong cleaners! 141 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,840 That’s no excuse for loosing clothes! 142 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:38,320 Hello, Jean? 143 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,800 Yes, How are you? I totally agree with you. 144 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,360 People are fed up with pretentious magazines! 145 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:45,120 Yeah! 146 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:49,960 We have the chance to begin with a solar eclipse in Java! 147 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:50,920 That's it! 148 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,600 We have permission to watch it at Borobudur. 149 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,560 We’ll be the only reporters there! 150 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,920 A fantastic article! 151 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:04,880 Philippe’s going! 152 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,120 That's the fascination! 153 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,960 The observatory has lent me a 30cm. 154 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,240 That was unexpected! 155 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:15,680 Absolutely! 156 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,520 I may go to Berkeley next year. 157 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:20,800 I’m on a lucky run! 158 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:24,160 It's great! I'm working on the Baraka article now. 159 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:25,920 Wait, I'll jot that down. 160 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:30,520 Oh, Im listening! 161 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,400 No. I won’t do it for peanuts! 162 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,080 OK... good! 163 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,000 That’s better, thanks. Thanks a lot. 164 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:45,440 Chat soon. 165 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,360 I did it! 166 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,360 Did Philippe call? 167 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,520 Yes... 168 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,360 He's in Karachi for 2 days. 169 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,200 He’ll be back on Tuesday. All is well! 170 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,240 You know, our first issue will appear this autumn! 171 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,320 Did you sleep with Philippe in California? 172 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,960 Yes, I slept with Philippe, and I’m sorry, but he’s as fantastic as ever! 173 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,280 I’m a fool. 174 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,920 Eliane is right, I'm a complete fool! 175 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:24,920 Philippe’s mad about you. 176 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,680 You’re a drag. 177 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,040 Really, I can't do more for you. 178 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,680 I know it’s rough for you. 179 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:34,160 But there's a limit! Where do I find the patience? 180 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,800 I know. You’re an exceptional woman. 181 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,920 I won’t be in your way much longer. 182 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,920 What's with you? Your line’s always busy! 183 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,200 Hi, Françoise! 184 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,000 - Will you eat with us? - Yeah. 185 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:20,840 Your brother is too much! 186 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:21,920 You found out? 187 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,400 What? 188 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:25,440 He's never there! 189 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,920 Chess. Parent's meetings. Teacher’s meeting. I’m fed up! 190 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,840 Every evening, I wait for nothing! 191 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,480 What're you doing? 192 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,160 Shit! 193 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,560 Give me the screwdriver. 194 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,200 I’m going to find a lover, you'll see! 195 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,640 The fur will fly! 196 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,960 To think most girls would make a scene! 197 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,880 Not me. I just wait. 198 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,840 I’m pleasant, cheerful... 199 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,680 And kind to animals! 200 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,280 To think, I starved to buy Robert a chess video-game! 201 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:58,920 Must be soft in the head. 202 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:03,880 Hello... 203 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,040 Yeah... 204 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,120 Where's the fire, Robert? 205 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:12,640 But I haven't seen her! 206 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,240 Yeah, she just got here, two minutes ago. 207 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,320 We eating? 208 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,880 I can’t discuss your sex life at the table. 209 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:23,880 Yeah... 210 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,160 Yes! 211 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,600 So you’re very cool, all liberated and all. 212 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,960 Won't be jealous if someone tells you Robert's cheating, right? 213 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:38,920 You won’t care, right? 214 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,280 No. 215 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,320 - Ok, then I’m telling you. - What? 216 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,160 It's not chess he plays, it's with other women! 217 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:47,280 Really? 218 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,560 Yeah, really... Robert has another chick! 219 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,200 It’s true! 220 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:56,400 - Where's the hidden camera? - Why would I make it up? 221 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,800 Her name’s Evelyne. 222 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,840 She works in a bookshop, or something like that. 223 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000 And she has a daughter. 224 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,720 Right on the mark, he always wanted kids! 225 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,320 She doesn’t believe me. 226 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,640 It was just a fling at first. 227 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,640 Then he got involved. It got more complicated. 228 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,840 He asked you to tell me? 229 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,440 You have a fine way of breaking the news. 230 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,840 I knew I’d get bawled out. 231 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,720 What is this story for? 232 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,160 He’d have said. We tell each other everything! 233 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,000 Oh, really? 234 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,080 Nothing he doesn't tell me. You make me laugh! 235 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,640 If he kept anything from me, he knows I'd... 236 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,920 So, he didn't tell you. Françoise, tell her, she won’t believe me! 237 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,120 Come on! Is it true or not? 238 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,880 You can cope. We all learn to cope. 239 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,080 If it's true, I’ll kill him. 240 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,720 “And she kills her faithless lover 241 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,640 with a butter knife!” 242 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,600 For six months! 243 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,000 I don’t believe it! 244 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,800 I just can’t believe it! 245 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:44,760 “Wait, darling, I’ll call my wife and then we can relax.” 246 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,520 I’ll puke. 247 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,800 He's always been a double-crosser anyway. 248 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,520 It's nothing new. 249 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:55,320 That's not it... 250 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,200 No speeches now! Shit! 251 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,320 Our “liberated couple” sure is a success! 252 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,240 It’s just a bedroom farce! 253 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:19,720 Listen Antoinette, I just don’t believe it. We’ve never kept secrets! 254 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,680 Except flings that didn’t count. 255 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:29,840 If I knew where his chess club was, I’d go clobber that guy on the head! 256 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,800 He doesn’t play chess. Never did. 257 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,800 What? 258 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:45,880 Empty tonight, except for a few chumps in the audience! 259 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:47,840 Can I've some cheese? 260 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,680 There’s cold meat left. 261 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:54,960 You sweat blood on stage, give your all and from the audience nothing. 262 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:56,360 Not a laugh! 263 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,000 It's tough, very tough. 264 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,280 Get this: 265 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,480 Next job in June is a dumb TV film. 266 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,320 I’m Napoleon’s mistress. 267 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,880 He only comes up to about here on me! 268 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,200 How was the US? 269 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,080 - I’m working on a deal. - A handsome one? 270 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,040 A deal to finance my magazine! 271 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,480 Got a valium? Something like that? 272 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,720 Are you depressed, baby? 273 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,280 So now he’s with her! Entirely! 274 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,600 Yet we screwed like mad last night! 275 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,120 Stop it! 276 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,720 He loves you, he’s sorry. 277 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,720 Do I have to feel sorry for him too, the poor dear? 278 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:41,720 A bookshop girl. His own cultural level at last! 279 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,000 How old is this chick? 280 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,600 So, my poor dear? 281 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,200 I see everybody knows! That’s just great. 282 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:57,280 Don’t worry, it's not so bad, you’ll make up in bed! 283 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:02,280 Usually such problems end up with a good screw! 284 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,240 I won’t speak to him. 285 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,720 You don’t need to talk for that! 286 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,080 Listen, try to understand! 287 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:16,000 Guys can’t keep up with chicks like us! They're useless. 288 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,920 They want girls they can teach the ropes to! 289 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:24,560 Fresh meat you understand? Or the cute fat type. 290 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,560 The bourgeois stay-at-home type. 291 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:29,920 Excuse me, but usually... 292 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,400 it’s you who cheats. He has the right to 293 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,800 shoot his load too! 294 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,200 The filthy old bugger! 295 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,000 Don't hold back. 296 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:45,040 The trick is to act extra cool, very relaxed, off-hand, 297 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,240 you understand, 298 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:52,240 “My dear, I’m not jealous at all, I understand very well!” 299 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,240 Just stay cool! 300 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,480 And then you’ve got every chance of getting him back! 301 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,440 But if you say, 302 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,360 “It’s all over between us!” 303 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:03,880 Or worse: 304 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,560 “It’s her or me, my love!” 305 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,160 Then you’re sunk! 306 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:12,800 Then the guy'll play the martyr of great thwarted love, and say: 307 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,960 “Life parts those who love, 308 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,120 “gently without a sound and the 309 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,160 sea erases our footsteps…” 310 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,720 I can see you don’t know him. 311 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:28,320 He must be great to satisfy two chicks at once! 312 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:32,200 Good lovers are hard to find! You have to share, sorry Madam! 313 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,000 Take Philippe, he satisfies two! 314 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,240 More than that! 315 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,760 This chick's got one in the oven! 316 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,600 National Health’s deep in the red 317 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:47,760 because sex problems cause nervous breakdowns. Seriously! 318 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:27,400 Men are all rats! You think Philippe tells you everything? 319 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,680 We’re different. He and Françoise are beyond that. 320 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,480 Honey, they don’t screw all day anymore, 321 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:38,040 but he’s obviously still mad about Françoise! 322 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,240 You really enjoy that! 323 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,040 That’s wishful thinking on your part! Turn over. 324 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:50,000 A really handsome young reporter always travelling? 325 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,720 And Sir claims he's sweet as pie? No honey, it's nonsense, I know him! 326 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,080 Since we were that high! 327 00:22:55,880 --> 00:23:00,920 Her legs! The Amazon jungle! She needs a carpet shampoo! 328 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,960 You can’t help it if your Philippe turns the chicks on, my dear! 329 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,920 It’s like whooping cough, some people never get it! 330 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,320 I slapped him! I feel better now! 331 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,280 He told me that in Polynesia men have several wives! 332 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,120 I'd smack him all the way there! 333 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,000 If I went there, I’d never come back! 334 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:25,320 Ladies, fight the recession with our inexpensive miracle dress! 335 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,080 This is the dress ladies that truly transforms... 336 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,640 Now here’s the basic style! 337 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:33,320 This way, it’s a beach robe for your next vacation! 338 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,960 An Indian sari, ladies! 339 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,760 Add a flower and a brooch and you have it! 340 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,000 Now here's the next miracle: 341 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:44,680 Add 2 flowers and 2 brooches and it’s a cocktail dress! 342 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:50,880 And now a Greek-Roman gown for evening wear! 343 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:54,760 Use the strings to part the robe, over the shoulders. 344 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:59,200 Tie it around the waist and use the mirror to blouse it up a bit! 345 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,920 There you have the Greek-Roman dress. And finally ladies, the Kimono... 346 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,840 With the same skirt drape it on the shoulders. 347 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,840 Tie the strings around you. Tie them at the back too. 348 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,640 Pull back the sleeves. 349 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,160 There it is! There you have the kimono. 350 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:15,520 So it’s slacks, a skirt and a dress. See it on the models ladies! 351 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,440 It’s machine washable and all for the exceptional price of 120 francs. 352 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,720 No not 120 francs. 100 francs ladies, an exceptional price. 353 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,600 It’ll end up being my fault! 354 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,360 Is it... 355 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:29,840 Pay the cashier. 356 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,040 He said I’m temperamental. 357 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:32,720 OK. 358 00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,760 He even criticised my way of ironing his shirts! 359 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:42,560 Whereas I used to be his “ideal non-wife”! 360 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,560 Pay the cashier. 361 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,560 I never want to see him again! 362 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:48,880 Terminated. 363 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,280 The afternoon dress is the easiest to do! 364 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,480 Crossed on the front, crossed on the back, 365 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,920 Tied in the middle, under the bust, 366 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,720 or a brooch on each side. 367 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,600 And a flower in the middle! That's the adaptable dress! 368 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,240 Love, love, everywhere love! 369 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,280 - Hello, darling! - It wasn’t today, Mom. 370 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:18,600 Very, very good. You came out twice in my hand yesterday. Twice! 371 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:19,960 Must’ve been some hand! 372 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,320 You’ll also make money soon! 373 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,400 But it wasn’t for today! 374 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,440 Cut! 375 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,920 See, love is with you. 376 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:35,640 The thief upside-down, a quarrel. A slight quarrel. 377 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:39,720 He’s gone, but he’ll be back! It's all in the cards you know. 378 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:40,640 Mom... 379 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,000 Let’s go. 380 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,200 I can’t! 381 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,600 I wasted an hour getting here on the bus so... 382 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,440 You mind if I have your hour? 383 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,640 Thanks a bunch! 384 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,560 Do you think I’m hungry? 385 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,920 For dinner dates, ladies, 386 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,560 The Greek-Roman dress. 387 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:04,400 Throw one side over the shoulder. The rest wrapped and tied. 388 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,920 Like this at the back. 389 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,400 Around the waist and that's the Greek-Roman dress. 390 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,360 If you don’t want a baby he’ll sow his oats elsewhere, it's well known! 391 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,640 No one admits jealousy. 392 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,320 You should’ve kept the home fires burning. 393 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,720 You’re just vexed, that's all. 394 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:29,120 - He should’ve kept his mouth shut. - Bravo! Some attitude! 395 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,680 I’ll never forgive him. 396 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:41,520 With your “free love” and all, it’s worse than before! 397 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,800 You pay half the bills but don’t get half the pension! 398 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:49,920 Forgot my smokes... 399 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:51,960 Got a smoke? 400 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:57,720 Half your father’s pension is better than nothing! 401 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,920 I mustn’t see him ever again. I'll crack. 402 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,400 I’m bound to swallow his first line again. 403 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,880 He'll bamboozle me for sure! 404 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,240 Making up is fun! Your dad and I missed that. 405 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,520 We never had the opportunity. 406 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,880 Your dad was very nice and all, 407 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,320 but it wasn’t always rosy. 408 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:30,080 He’s become very narrow now. His teaching and all. 409 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:36,160 What? He’s got a good job! You women! Never satisfied! 410 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:37,920 Robert is handsome! 411 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,360 He could give you beautiful children. 412 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,720 I’d love to be a granny. 413 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:45,960 Anyway... 414 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,520 There’ll be a war. For 50 years, Jupiter... 415 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,320 Mother! Forget Jupiter! 416 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,080 I haven't finished my ice-cream! 417 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,360 Pay the cashier. 418 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,480 - Your biker dropped by. - Jimmy? 419 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,680 When he breezes in, the girls flip! 420 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,840 - What did he want - You, as usual! 421 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,840 Phone call for Christine Fabre! 422 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,040 You go. If it’s Robert, I’m not here! 423 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,120 Dear, you want me to stay? I have to be going. 424 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,960 - How much? - 100 francs. Or 200 in silk. 425 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,280 - What’s the difference? - The price, Madam. 426 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,640 You’re unhappy too? 427 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,080 It'll be OK. 428 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,680 You can tell him he’s a bastard! 429 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,280 You tell him that! 430 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,760 It’s so good to sleep alone! 431 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,560 Then there’s no problem! 432 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,080 You might tidy up the living room. 433 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,520 In your own time! Bye, girls. 434 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,200 You can't keep this up. You’ve been at it now for 15 days. 435 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,760 Oh, of course, defend him, he’s your brother! 436 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,040 Françoise! Your glasses and keys! 437 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,960 I can’t go back as if nothing happened. 438 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,440 There. That's him. 439 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,320 Tell him I’ve got a lover! 440 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,360 Dunno why I don't have one. 441 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,360 Go on! Answer it! 442 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:51,600 Go on! 443 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,240 As you wish! 444 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,120 No, she just left for the Observatory. 445 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,080 He’ll get fed up. 446 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,600 I don’t care! 447 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:17,000 The other girl’s bound to be less of a drag. Wouldn't be hard! 448 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,360 - Here you are, Madam. - Thanks. 449 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:26,280 Come on! 450 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,000 The tall bird with the glasses. 451 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,320 It just can't be her! 452 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,280 She's already swiped his shirt. 453 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,360 - Look at that face! - I must be dreaming. 454 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,240 For Mrs Sophie Prouvé. 455 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,640 P for Prouvé... 456 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,120 Let’s have some fun. 457 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:02,800 I hope you’ll like it. 458 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,280 It’s better than the last one. 459 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,000 Like an autographed copy? 460 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:12,840 Just looking! 461 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,440 Very good, go ahead. 462 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,480 Tell me... 463 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,640 By chance do you have any books on Polynesia? 464 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,960 Of course! Follow me, please. 465 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,360 Is that where men have several wives? 466 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,800 Are you interested in polygamy? 467 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,440 Especially my friend. Half a man is all she needs. 468 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,240 I have this. 469 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:42,840 Tell me, is Robert really that great? Are you satisfied? 470 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,640 Not bad, eh? 471 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:47,960 Christine? 472 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,000 I’m Evelyne. I’m glad you’re taking it well. 473 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,360 Well, it’s pretty easy to make me laugh! 474 00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,400 Robert was afraid we’d fight. 475 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,720 I hear you have a quick temper. 476 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,200 I’m so happy that things are clear now. 477 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:07,720 Clear? 478 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,960 We didn’t come here to hand you the keys. 479 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,680 It was difficult with my husband too, but you’ll get used to it! 480 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,000 We got used to it! 481 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,400 May I give you this? 482 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,960 Are you crazy? 483 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,720 Is this Peyton Place or what? 484 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,800 Tell me, haven’t I seen you before? 485 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:34,520 In a TV advert for haemorrhoids? That's it. You were so funny! 486 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,440 I’ll give you some free suppositories! 487 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:49,720 I must be dreaming. 488 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,320 She doesn’t impress me. 489 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,440 If I catch that hyena, I’ll mount her on my wall! 490 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,320 No, darling, we mustn’t feel guilty. 491 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,960 It’s no use hiding it! 492 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,960 Last night was wonderful. Keeps getting better. 493 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:06,840 Because I love you so! 494 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,680 I have a present for you. 495 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,520 I have a little present for you. 496 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,360 See you soon. I love you. So does Muriel. 497 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:14,560 Good bye. 498 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,080 Your love life’s OK, I see. 499 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:18,400 Yes, and yours? 500 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:24,840 I’m done with Patrick. He dated Chantal and kissed her on the mouth. 501 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:26,520 Some nerve! 502 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:29,160 Tell me, how do you like Robert? 503 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:34,040 OK, but all he talks about is politics. 504 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,760 It's all that matters. 505 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,480 And what if Robert lived with us? 506 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,880 With us? No way! Dad would never go for that. 507 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,920 "Difficult period for love due to Mars crossing Pluto" 508 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,120 Well I say you're spoiled! 509 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,480 Some years, we should just stay in bed! 510 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:46,480 Christine Fabre? 511 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,200 LET’S GO BACK TO SQUARE ONE. ROBERT, CHECKMATE! 512 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,280 That guy's a big clod! 513 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,720 They listen to my program while they cook. 514 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,240 Saved this just for you, Simone. 515 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,160 Doesn’t hurt to indulge a bit. 516 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,960 They must be cuddling on the beach now! 517 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,400 They're so cute together. 518 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:23,880 Is Normandy beautiful? 519 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,560 One weekend doesn’t mean they’ve made up. 520 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,640 That's mean, Christine and Robert are a real couple! 521 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,040 - He’s still stuck on the other. - No he isn’t! 522 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,640 It was just a little fling. A blip in the deal. That's all. 523 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,440 That woman's no fling, she’s a catapult! 524 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:42,720 A cata... what? 525 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,080 Interviews have to be funny or it’ll be a drag with only women. 526 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,720 Try for Mrs Santa Claus, she’s a ticket! 527 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:58,560 Or how about some filthy mistress or maybe Michael Jackson’s female cobra! 528 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,200 Or Napoleon’s 12 twin daughters! 529 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,320 Why not? 530 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,080 The cheese? 531 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,720 People want laughter, new blood, youth! 532 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,960 It’s fresh material I want! 533 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,240 You could use Christine for the interviews! 534 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:15,800 - Yes! - Why not? 535 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:16,840 She’s great. 536 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,160 It’s a deal! Here’s to it! 537 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:25,200 - How is my smile on the posters? - What posters? 538 00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,200 The posters! 539 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,040 Sure, the posters... the posters! 540 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,240 Fantastic on the posters! We saw them... 541 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,160 Fantastic, extraordinarily... 542 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,520 And so natural! 543 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:41,040 You stand out like a… You’re dazzling! 544 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,320 All fake. 40,000 francs. 545 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,320 My ratings went up 5% after I changed... 546 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,680 Dentists? 547 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,920 No, my style dummy. My style! You get me all confused. 548 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,760 How can women want to tell their life stories? 549 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,200 Well, my audience is very middle class! 550 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:07,120 - “My audience is very middle class” - She’s really too much! 551 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,280 Look at this! 552 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,840 He hogs all the space 553 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,200 We know he’s your pet! 554 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,080 Philippe? I’m no fool! 555 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,480 Did he say that? 556 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,080 Who do you think he comes for every blue moon? It's not you! 557 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:28,400 It's for me! So I’ll do his shirts! 558 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,520 Who want’s coffee? 559 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,240 So few men, my dear, so few men. 560 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,880 Space travel for everyone will soon be here! 561 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:40,560 And listen, space travel is better than a facelift! 562 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:44,880 It’ll be enormous for sure, you should invest in it. 563 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,120 And Philippe’ll get to sell photos of it! 564 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,600 I imagine you're going to bring up her baby? 565 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,360 No, she won’t stay that long! 566 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:57,800 To let Philippe cheat is OK, but to support his girlfriend is absurd! 567 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:02,640 Look, you know me, potbellied conformity has just never been for me! 568 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,400 I wonder how you manage! 569 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,440 OK, how much do you want? 570 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:16,880 Normandy was great! We talked a lot. That chick's an intellectual! 571 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:18,440 Is that a dig at me? 572 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,680 She doesn’t turn him on enough, you know? 573 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,360 Really? 574 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:27,960 I’ve given him a week to send her packing. 575 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,000 I love it! 576 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:31,440 May I stay a bit longer, to get even? 577 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,520 Leave him to his own devices! 578 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,680 Yes, to help get ready for the baby. 579 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,480 I’m fed up playing nanny. 580 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:46,320 I’ll see him when I say so. So he’ll come running. 581 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,960 She hasn’t won yet. 582 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,160 Evelyne won’t let him go so easily! 583 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:56,440 Really? 584 00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,360 Every time I go there, I run into her by chance. 585 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,600 I don’t like her face. 586 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,200 You know, she dumped her husband, so now she clings to Robert. 587 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,160 And he just can’t drop her like that! It's not very pretty! 588 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:12,600 Of course not. 589 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:15,720 Miss, is this yours? 590 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:18,480 Thanks. 591 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,880 This has made Robert and me much closer! 592 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,280 She won’t let him go, eh? 593 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,760 Hello, is Robert there? 594 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,040 You’re not Christine! 595 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,040 Then who are you? 596 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,560 He’s going too far. I hate sneakiness! 597 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:53,680 Three is all right, it adds spice, it's variety. 598 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,240 But four! Especially someone you don’t know. 599 00:40:58,640 --> 00:40:59,880 The old battle-axe! 600 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,120 Welcome to snake city! 601 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,840 Killjoy. Can’t we even joke? 602 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,400 Seeing your lover tonight? 603 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,960 It’s good to get out of this chicken-coop. 604 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,960 - It’ll be a wild night! - You nympho! 605 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,800 You and your retro minds. 606 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,440 Sex is like food and wine. 607 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,600 Then you ought to go on a diet! 608 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:34,880 I bet Philippe’s scared. 609 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,640 The other day, she told the father-to-be 610 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,600 he was crazy about her just because she didn't want him. 611 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,040 Now she wants him too! It's a calamity! 612 00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,040 I've been looking for you. Philippe called, he can’t come. 613 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,160 He had to go to Ireland. An urgent assignment. 614 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,520 He sends you all his love! 615 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,880 Forget all about it! 616 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:11,600 Let’s pig out, order the full works. You and me! 617 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,960 What do I see here? 618 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,440 Spring rolls? Your favourite dish. 619 00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,240 Come on laugh, it’s good for the tummy. 620 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,880 I’m fed up of hero worship. 621 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,680 In 3 weeks you’ll laugh like me! 622 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,520 Oh sure, perfect bliss! 623 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,760 Guy problems always work out. 624 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,000 You must be kidding! 625 00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,480 With that chick at your place? 626 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,560 - Who? - Evelyne! 627 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:44,560 At my place? 628 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,600 I’m the affectionate type. 629 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,600 I want a husband, a lover and, uh, kids. 630 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,840 No! That’s not it. 631 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,000 - What? - Please. 632 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,480 You look like a dazed turkey! 633 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:05,960 Don’t overdo it. Men hate that. 634 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,280 All right! 635 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,600 Who would ever marry such a basket case? 636 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:13,560 Please! 637 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,880 Listen honey, if you play the village idiot, 638 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,200 without an original word to say, 639 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,760 it won’t work, understand? 640 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:22,600 No! 641 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,960 It’ll be perfect, don’t worry. 642 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,760 Charlotte Beldi, 22 years old. 643 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,640 Total disaster, I say! 644 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:40,560 I’m a licensed stenographer, but I hate offices, so I work from home. 645 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,560 All in all, I manage pretty well. 646 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,960 They’ll think you’re a hooker! 647 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:54,720 I’d like a country home with a summer-house, a garden and flowers. 648 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:56,760 I like gardening. 649 00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,880 Grandma Geranium. What a joke! 650 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,520 I like to cook, but I can’t sew! 651 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:11,560 I don’t like to iron, but I... uh, do iron. 652 00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:13,600 Do you spin dry too? 653 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:20,040 I like, swimming, funny films, animals, especially cats. 654 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,000 I want a husband and children. 655 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,240 I have to say it... 656 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:30,760 Girls like you don’t grow on trees. They’ll order you for Mother’s Day! 657 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,360 It's perfect! 658 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,320 Get this, he said it was to feed the cat! Some excuse! 659 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,480 There's always some back chat! 660 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:46,600 - You can reduce with pineapple pills. - Have you got cellulite now? 661 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,640 If you saw my ass! 662 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,160 I’ll think it over. 663 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:57,840 And in my bed! 664 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,680 He said, “You cling to dumb symbols”. 665 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,920 “You're right, like you”, I said. 666 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:05,400 Finished! All over! 667 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,720 He can’t go on two-timing me. No way! It's not on! 668 00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,560 Listen Christine, we can’t go on this way. 669 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,320 Robert's not well. He can’t sleep. 670 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,680 He’s got cholesterol, 671 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,840 eczema, and a spinach allergy. 672 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,840 He won’t go to school, or do his marking! 673 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:44,840 I’m fed up! 674 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,400 Sorry, no second helpings! He's had all he's getting! 675 00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:52,040 If you have any affection for him, 676 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,480 - Please... - Take him back? 677 00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:59,480 I don’t mind relieving you on weekends. Weekends are super! 678 00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:00,720 But during the week, he’s your problem. 679 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:04,040 For God's sake Christine, stop making him suffer! 680 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:07,200 Is he suffering now? So it’s him who’s suffering now. 681 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,280 So, I see you’re a great housekeeper. 682 00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,200 It's a vocation. Well done! 683 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:17,560 - Since you and he separated… - Have we separated? That’s news. 684 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:20,760 Bitch! 685 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,520 Listen, it’s time you faced the music. 686 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,280 Be an adult! 687 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,200 I’ll soon get my divorce. I hope you realise! 688 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:32,600 Do you realise I gave him two weeks to finish this sordid tale? 689 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,160 What a pity! Seriously, what a waste! 690 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,200 At least I tried! 691 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:49,760 Real class! 692 00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,040 She’s got gall! 693 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,440 What does he see in her? With that constipated look. 694 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:01,400 Doesn't she have a broom up her ass? 695 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,960 He fed her a line, says he can’t dump her now. 696 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,960 Madam, I want a curly one like that, 697 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:16,360 brown like that, and long. I want a radical change! 698 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,000 You don’t say! 699 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:26,120 Actually, it's me he's fallen for, it’s me he cant give up! 700 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,000 You could at least be polite! 701 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,000 Oh, yeah? 702 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,280 Come to my office after work. 703 00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:37,400 No way! And you can rot in this dump alone! Ciao! 704 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,600 Hello, Jimmy? It's Christine. Yeah... 705 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:47,760 Good news, I’m coming over. 706 00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:52,720 Why not? What do you mean? What're you saying? 707 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:58,200 No, you're crazy, who cares? We can eat sandwiches. 708 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:04,200 No, if you don’t want me to force myself on you, I won’t! 709 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,320 I’ll be right there. Fast as I can. 710 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,200 We’ll see what happens... 711 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,160 Hello, Robert and Christine are not here. 712 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:23,760 If you see Robert, you might tell him to stop screwing around 713 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,160 and choose between me and that hysterical dust rag! 714 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,960 Speak after the bleep. Bye. 715 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,200 Robert, I’ve had enough. 716 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:39,960 I’m going away with Muriel. Don’t try to see me again. It’s no use! 717 00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:42,920 You’re truly a coward. 718 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:45,680 It's all over between us! 719 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,080 You lay too much. 720 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,040 Lie, I mean. 721 00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:56,640 Shit... 722 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,960 Hey! Take it easy! 723 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:29,200 Just because he turned out to be a dud is no reason to sulk. 724 00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,480 Jimmy! If only you’d asked me! 725 00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:33,520 I don’t give a shit about Jimmy! 726 00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:37,040 And me, I can’t even get one. 727 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,760 And you certainly won’t like that. 728 00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,720 Anyway, who’d want a guy who plugs G-strings? 729 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:44,480 What? 730 00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:46,200 Who poses for G-string ads? 731 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,040 Oh. The guy bitten by the tsetse fly. 732 00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:57,600 I must be dreaming. He can’t choose, he wants to keep us both. 733 00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,480 “Look, Robert I’ll come back!” 734 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,520 He’ll be bored shitless with that bookworm and her library. 735 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,560 Guy’s aren’t everything. 736 00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,120 Thank God! 737 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,840 He makes an ass out of me and I wait like a nerd! 738 00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,480 And again, dear, again! 739 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,440 Thirty more times with ten kilos. 740 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,520 You stuff you’re face so much you’re all flabby. 741 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,160 Work on your abdominals! 742 00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:39,840 He’s too dumb to be alive! 743 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,640 "Marry me!" 744 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,480 I thought he was joking! 745 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,320 Honestly, I couldn’t believe it! To sink that low. 746 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,280 Incredible, I couldn’t care less, but really. 747 00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,720 As you can imagine I went crazy! I had to! 748 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:58,320 Sooner or later, guys go in for the family-baby-slippers-meatloaf trip. 749 00:52:58,600 --> 00:52:59,840 He doesn't get it! 750 00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,080 He told me, “She needs stability and security”. 751 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,720 At least I had 7 years of fun. 752 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:11,760 - She conned him into it. - She got him because he was ripe! 753 00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,040 With you, it was getting stale. 754 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,080 The abdominals... There you go. 755 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:24,560 You have no job, you want no kids, what good are you? 756 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:25,720 Tell me! 757 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:29,040 No good at all! 758 00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,240 Going to a party? 759 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:48,360 A costume ball for past students of his college. 760 00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:51,800 I’m going dressed as a banana to surprise him. 761 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,560 I want half the flat. 762 00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:57,600 I paid half the mortgage for 7 years. 763 00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,000 Should’ve put it in writing! 764 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,480 It’s not true! 765 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,600 Patrice was arrested. 766 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:25,600 Cruising in the Tuileries. 767 00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:33,400 Patrice is normal. 768 00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:36,240 Everything's normal. 769 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,000 The cops made it up. 770 00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:43,000 My pills! 771 00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:47,040 You women! Always blubbering over men. 772 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:52,920 Just look at you. Crying gives you wrinkles. 773 00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:55,400 You can see the results in her! 774 00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,640 Come on, let's get going. 775 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:03,400 You need to work on the body. You don’t need pills. 776 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,160 What has that crazy woman got against me? 777 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,600 I’m going to knock her for a loop! 778 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:17,000 Poor Simone. After 15 years she finds out her husband’s gay! 779 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:19,560 No worse than the rest! 780 00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:25,400 “In the national interest… 781 00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:31,840 “In the interest of our national campaign 782 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,840 since you can’t change your breasts, change your bra!” 783 00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:37,920 “Give your bust a break!” 784 00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,800 “Go easy on your bust!” 785 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,320 “Buy a bracing bra!” 786 00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,000 “Buy the bracing bra now!” 787 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,640 “The best for your bust!” 788 00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,160 “Your breast are your trademark!” 789 00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:53,720 “Do you mean me?” 790 00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:58,440 “Ladies, it's a boost for your boobs!” 791 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,360 “it's a boost for your boobs!” 792 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,400 No... no... no... and no! 793 00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:11,240 I can’t work it out by myself. Can't do it. 794 00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,520 Eliane’s a bitch not to help me! 795 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,720 Simone’ll never take me like this! 796 00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:26,120 But if I’m ever on TV, I know one dude who’ll flip! 797 00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:32,480 He'll be at my feet! At my feet that guy! 798 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,760 Your signature’s no longer valid. 799 00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:49,960 What do you mean? 800 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,760 You can’t draw on that account anymore. 801 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,560 What is this shit? 802 00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:03,600 OK! 803 00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:05,840 It's beautiful! 804 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,440 So, you saw your brother? 805 00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:20,320 It's complicated, I explained. 806 00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:22,800 What's complicated? 807 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:28,120 He agrees in principle, but he hasn’t got the cash. 808 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,720 He owes me for half the flat. He can just sell it! 809 00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:37,280 - Who drew that? - It’s a photograph you twit. 810 00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:39,840 A guy photographed that? 811 00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:43,600 No, it was a satellite: Voyager II. 812 00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:47,160 He just has to sign it over! 813 00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:52,000 He owes me 70,000 francs for 7 years house-keeping. 814 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:55,360 Good pay check for a chick who never touched a mop! 815 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:56,640 I could have. 816 00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:00,120 - Where’ll he get that kind of cash? - I don’t care! 817 00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:06,920 What’s wrong? 818 00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:09,200 It’s a boy! 819 00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:11,440 You couldn’t ask for better! 820 00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:13,360 Come on, come see. 821 00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:14,680 Let’s show her! 822 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,280 Isn't it fantastic! 823 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,920 Men are getting scarce around here! 824 00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:28,480 A real little man with all his plumbing! 825 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,360 I said that for your own good! 826 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:45,560 She didn’t waste any time! 827 00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:54,640 I bet she changed the locks too! 828 00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,640 Don’t throw these away. 829 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,520 You’ll end up a bag lady. 830 00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,720 I kept telling you to get married! 831 00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:40,040 Should be married! 832 00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:43,000 I meant it for your own good! 833 00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:45,640 - And think of the next war! - I don't want to. 834 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:48,080 It'll be each for themselves! 835 00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:53,560 - Don’t marry a Bolshevik though. - Stop bugging me. 836 00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:59,840 And now “The Ideal Man” a programme by Simone Noury. 837 01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:07,480 She should talk, with her bald, fat husband! He’s a tub of lard! 838 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:10,160 A real round roast! 839 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:24,320 Mine will be perfect, or else no way! 840 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:28,800 Rich, nice, hardworking, funny, sensual. 841 01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:32,080 A non-smoker… I lost my hat! 842 01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:38,520 No hair. Hairy apes make me puke! 843 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,600 Am I boring you? 844 01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:45,320 SIX MONTHS LATER 845 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,200 OK, Let’s go! 846 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,000 Are we on? 847 01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:38,120 Hello, today “Muscle Women”, with our guest host Mariana Kazinski 848 01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:42,480 Firstly a question from our listeners, they want to know about doping, Mariana. 849 01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:46,960 Only a very few women body-builders use hormones. 850 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:51,440 They use the hormones in order to get spectacular results. 851 01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:55,560 Femininity seems to be on the wane. 852 01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:57,920 She’ll turn out a tomboy! 853 01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:01,240 She's Daddy’s little flower! 854 01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:04,240 “A flower, Daddy’s flower” 855 01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:06,760 Like hell! He hates it when she craps! 856 01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:10,600 “You should change her, dear!” 857 01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:13,080 …fighting old age. 858 01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:20,880 It’s a war against wrinkled, flabby bodies, stretch marks, varicose veins! 859 01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:22,600 We keep shrinking! 860 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:29,440 We get crooked spines, rheumatism, twisted hands, sagging breasts! 861 01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:32,880 The breasts sag like big empty pockets. 862 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:37,920 The stomach bulges like a spare tire and the skin gets all wrinkled! 863 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:41,960 We interrupt this interview for a word about our national campaign. 864 01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:45,080 Then back to our passionate discussion with Mariana Kazenski! 865 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:50,920 You can’t change your breasts, so change your bra! 866 01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:52,960 Give your breasts a break! 867 01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:56,680 Oh well, do as you like. I don’t wear one myself. 868 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:58,160 Mine can stand alone. 869 01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:00,160 Music! 870 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,120 Hello my angel, everything OK? 871 01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:18,160 You got your work done? Fantastic! 872 01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:22,840 How did it go today? Great! 873 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,440 Can we repaint the bathroom this weekend? 874 01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:31,200 You promised! We’ll do it together as a family. 875 01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,040 And get the curtains for Muriel’s room. 876 01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:36,880 OK, I love you. 877 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,320 I love you. I miss you. 878 01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:07,160 I bought a tool kit. I can do my own repairs now. 879 01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:11,440 It's true, most men aren’t helpful anymore. 880 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:15,160 But I... can’t complain about mine. 881 01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:34,760 No, I won’t go to the theatre with you. I don’t want to and I’m busy. 882 01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:37,040 Thanks a lot anyway. 883 01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:41,720 Galloping after me again! Must be bored with his bookworm. 884 01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:47,640 He wanted her, now he’s got her. He’s just conning me to keep my cash. 885 01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:50,640 The nerve, asking me if I’ve found another guy! 886 01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:52,840 You stopped counting when you went nympho. Think I'm just waiting around? 887 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:56,080 “...see the procession of Tamils being fired on from behind” 888 01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,240 That guy yesterday wasn’t bad. 889 01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:00,280 373 72 21! 890 01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:01,720 - Doesn’t miss a cue! - And this? 891 01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:07,040 Yeah, I thought we could change it around in the programme, Simone. 892 01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,120 We'll see! Let's get on. 893 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:27,040 “Wears no aftershave, smells good, well dressed, 894 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:28,320 “but relaxed, 895 01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:33,320 “Charlie, big hunk but not too always tanned!” 896 01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,280 - Full house! how scary! - Stage fright? 897 01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:42,000 “....but relaxed, beard, stubble, very virile!” 898 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:48,080 - We’re friends of the star, Eliane Clément. - We have seats reserved. 899 01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:49,720 - For four! 900 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:52,400 - Four. - Where's the dressing room? 901 01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,640 Up those stairs to the left. 902 01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:57,920 Here, your tickets. 903 01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:05,320 My tooth. I lost my tooth! 904 01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:07,200 I lost a piece of my tooth! 905 01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:08,680 Oh, no! 906 01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:10,760 That beats all! 907 01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:16,400 Don’t move, you’ll crush it! Help me find it! 908 01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:19,360 This is not happening. I’ve got tachycardia now! 909 01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:21,960 Who is it? 910 01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:23,640 Hello! 911 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,560 Hi, honey! What is it? 912 01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:27,960 What’s wrong? 913 01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:33,200 You’re in luck! A full house! It’ll be great! 914 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,240 - You like it? - It's great. 915 01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:38,240 - We’ll go. - Here, good luck. 916 01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,800 We’re going to clap like mad! 917 01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,040 We’ll go! Break a leg. 918 01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:45,320 You’re beautiful! 919 01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:48,120 like in that movie La Chartreuse! You know with Gérard Philippe! 920 01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:05,200 - It’s a disaster! - It’s not that bad! 921 01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:07,280 Your ex is here. 922 01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,480 - Really? - Hypocrite! 923 01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:11,000 Think I should put something around... 924 01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:15,080 How could he have married that church hen? 925 01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:16,680 What a mess! 926 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,560 
I can’t stand that Evelyne! 927 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,040 What a fucking mess! 928 01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:24,240 She’s frigid now. Some hair pills wrecked her hormones! 929 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:27,040 Charlotte, forget her! I don’t care anymore. 930 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:30,440 So she’s an ice-cube, eh? 931 01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,680 I thought she was at least a good lay! 932 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:34,760 Must be hell! 933 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:37,280 She wouldn’t win a prize with her pussy! 934 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:38,360 How do you know? 935 01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:41,560 Moron! 936 01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:44,360 What’s eating her? Was it something I said? 937 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:12,520 Muriel, come to dinner. 938 01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:18,240 He could’ve let us know he’d be late. We've been waiting an hour! 939 01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:29,120 What a life! 940 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:32,320 No movies anymore, no cakes. What a drag! 941 01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:35,160 Why not apply for a new mother? 942 01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:38,240 You made chocolate cake! 943 01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:43,760 Eat your avocado while it’s still cold. 944 01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:58,400 - You screwed up your act and mine too! - If you’d only seen yourself, you bitch! 945 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,480 This is 652. 946 01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:22,640 No, I saw him last year! Can’t you get rid of him? 947 01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:24,040 Is he on sale or what? 948 01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:27,200 Have you seen? All the new ones are duds. 949 01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:32,920 - Only 8521? - He’s the only one I gave an A. 950 01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:40,400 8521 is perfect! He enjoyed meeting you! 951 01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:42,280 And he’s a very choosy man. 952 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:45,800 He really blew me away! 953 01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:47,200 Evidently... 954 01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:51,160 He does live a bit far from here, but he’s very much in demand. 955 01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:54,160 - What do you think? - About what? 956 01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:55,840 About 8521? 957 01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:00,560 But Charlotte, he’s hairy all over! 958 01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:04,040 I thought you hated hairy guys! 959 01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:06,720 I’ll use tweezers. 960 01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:23,440 Play the last part again. 961 01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:33,080 Seventh Heaven! Seventh Heaven! 962 01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:35,440 Seventh Heaven! 963 01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:40,560 Cut the fourth one. It's much too long! 964 01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:42,440 As you wish! 965 01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:49,440 I want you to listen to this. 966 01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:53,680 To mix with the Charlotte piece. Listen... 967 01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:04,280 It's not bad! 968 01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:06,080 Should work well. 969 01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:08,840 I’ve got another idea. Listen to this! 970 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:11,120 I don't think it's half bad! 971 01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:13,240 - Oh, the fourth piece. - Yeah. 972 01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:29,760 You’re a fast worker. 973 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:36,640 I never saw anyone get a programme together so fast. 974 01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:40,920 Five days! Viller had a roller-skate accident. But I didn’t push him! 975 01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:44,960 This place is the Vampire’s Ball! 976 01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:50,080 No, I prefer my first idea. 977 01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:57,600 Hello? 978 01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:00,360 Robert? How’s it going? 979 01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:06,200 You really exagerate! You really like it? 980 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,760 I’m glad... you’re proud of me. 981 01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:13,640 It’s not too intellectual for you, is it? 982 01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:16,200 Yeah, it's going well. 983 01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:18,960 OK, I’ll see you on Thursday. 984 01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:21,520 All my love... 985 01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:23,920 And don’t forget my cheque. 986 01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:39,480 - So, did you get it? - Yes, and I’ve signed! 987 01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:42,960 Bravo! When do you leave? 988 01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:44,040 Tomorrow. 989 01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:46,960 - Hi Mom. - Hi honey. 990 01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:48,680 Hi Miss. 991 01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:52,120 I'll be at the forefront! 992 01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:55,920 A computerized telescope with a 10ft diameter! Can you imagine? 993 01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:58,600 No, not at all. But it doesn’t matter! 994 01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:00,640 Don’t look so happy, Antoinette. 995 01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:03,560 And you, do you understand? 996 01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:05,640 Does Philippe know? 997 01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:10,760 Berkeley’s only 7 hours by plane! Like Paris to Montellimar by car. 998 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,880 I’ll be here! To play lady of the house! 999 01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:17,320 You bet! 1000 01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:22,880 Sexual desire is like food! The more you eat... 1001 01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:24,120 the hungrier you get! 1002 01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:28,000 I’m through with sex now. 1003 01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:32,760 I'm done with it. Meet the new healthy me! 1004 01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:35,960 And I’m not kidding! 1005 01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:39,400 Mine is a train engineer. 1006 01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:41,680 Once a month maybe. 1007 01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:44,960 But every time is like the first time. 1008 01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:08,800 I’m leaving. No more mama, no more baby, 1009 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:11,800 - no crutch, no cripples. - Nice! 1010 01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:16,600 Without you... it will fall apart. Everything will collapse. 1011 01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:21,200 The phone again! 1012 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:26,000 A woman can enjoy sex until she’s 90! 1013 01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:27,720 Of course! 1014 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,160 Then there’s hope! 1015 01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:32,960 Hello? 1016 01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:34,880 Who's calling? 1017 01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:36,920 Just a moment. 1018 01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:40,840 - It’s Evelyne. - For me? Don't want to talk to her. 1019 01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:41,840 I’m not here! 1020 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:44,000 Um, she’s not here. 1021 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:46,600 You’re too much! 1022 01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:48,960 What does she want? 1023 01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:51,560 - I bet he’s got another woman! - No! 1024 01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:54,320 Aren’t you tired of discussing men all day? 1025 01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:58,920 It's not the first time he's slept out. When they sleep out it's with someone else! 1026 01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:01,360 I’m fed up with you band of harpies! 1027 01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:07,000 With chicks like you, it's no wonder men split! 1028 01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:16,920 What’s that? 1029 01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:22,040 A test to see if you’ll get a little brother. But not yet. 1030 01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:23,560 I want one! 1031 01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:25,200 I know, so do I. 1032 01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:29,880 Sorry but we’re out of babies right now! Now, on you go. 1033 01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:32,520 Now hit the sack! 1034 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:37,720 Good night, my love. Here, don’t forget your baby. 1035 01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:45,080 - So, Mom... - Yes? 1036 01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:49,120 Since you married Robert, have you kissed other boys? 1037 01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:51,760 Honey, that's none of your business! 1038 01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:55,400 Tell me or I won’t tell you my secret! 1039 01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:57,400 Blackmail, huh? 1040 01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:02,200 No, I haven’t kissed any other boys! There you go! 1041 01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:03,760 And Robert? 1042 01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:08,640 - Some boys will kiss anybody! - Really? 1043 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,320 Tell me your secret. 1044 01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:14,560 Well OK, here goes: 1045 01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:17,440 Remember the party Saturday? 1046 01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:21,360 When I danced with David. He wanted to kiss me. 1047 01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:22,400 - The nerve! - Yeah! 1048 01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:24,560 - So? - I turned my head away! 1049 01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:27,480 But he didn’t try again. 1050 01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:29,240 So I looked stupid! 1051 01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:33,640 I wanted to find out what it's like, so I kissed him. 1052 01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:35,560 - Yes. - And? 1053 01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:38,480 We kissed. Just like grownups! 1054 01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:43,120 It’s nothing much, almost disgusting. 1055 01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:45,840 Yes, my girl, but you’ll easily get used to it! 1056 01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:49,680 Then Nicolas, David's cousin, was jealous. 1057 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,360 So I kissed him too. 1058 01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:54,280 - Two? - But only on the mouth! 1059 01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:55,520 I’m relieved. 1060 01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:58,360 Not bad. You do get used to it. 1061 01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:00,160 But in the ears... 1062 01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:02,480 that really tickles! 1063 01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:04,720 Naughty girl! 1064 01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:12,000 This guy's a mix of Marcuse, Marlon Brando and Kennedy all in one! 1065 01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:15,240 And he’s so funny. Such a good sense of humour! 1066 01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:21,760 He’s super. Everyone turns to look at him. 1067 01:17:22,040 --> 01:17:22,920 Even men! 1068 01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:25,160 He has a special charm. 1069 01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:27,680 He’s fabulous! Sometimes we're just lucky. 1070 01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:31,880 Hello, it’s me again... Missing you now. 1071 01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,080 Just to tell you, I love you! 1072 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:38,640 See you later. I’m making myself beautiful for you! 1073 01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:41,920 It’ll take some work! 1074 01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:44,640 OK, I love you, now hang up! 1075 01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:46,040 On three! 1076 01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:48,880 One... Two... Three... 1077 01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:55,600 No stop it! No, hang up this time, otherwise I can’t! 1078 01:17:56,440 --> 01:17:57,680 I love you. Bye! 1079 01:17:58,200 --> 01:17:59,440 On three now... 1080 01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:02,720 Oh, he hung up. 1081 01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:08,320 Have you heard the latest news? Forgot to tell you earlier. 1082 01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:11,360 Robert has a mistress! 1083 01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:13,360 Isn’t that mad? 1084 01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:17,040 I wonder what he dragged up this time? 1085 01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:30,600 I know that shirt. 1086 01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:35,440 So it’s you! 1087 01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:37,520 Yeah, it’s me! 1088 01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:39,760 You're sleeping with Robert? 1089 01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:41,600 This way, please. 1090 01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:44,760 Excuse me... 1091 01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:49,400 Look, I want to say… 1092 01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:50,880 Oh hell! 1093 01:18:53,440 --> 01:18:55,120 What a scoop! 1094 01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:14,160 Tell me, 1095 01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:16,600 how is he? 1096 01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:21,400 Listen, I couldn’t resist, that's all! 1097 01:19:22,120 --> 01:19:24,640 OK, let’s not harp on about it all night! 1098 01:19:25,640 --> 01:19:28,680 Sex is like food and wine, right? 1099 01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:31,960 - He’s a great lover! - Yeah. 1100 01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:36,080 - He’s so great! - I know. 1101 01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:40,520 He’s Technicolor, Panavision, Dolby Stereo and more! 1102 01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:46,600 The worst is I don’t even care anymore! Don't care at all. 1103 01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:49,360 I don’t suffer. 1104 01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,000 No love anymore. 1105 01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:54,400 It’s ghastly! 1106 01:19:57,440 --> 01:19:59,840 Dumb job keeps me busy. 1107 01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:03,880 By the way, be on time for your interview. For once! 1108 01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:04,680 I promise! 1109 01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:06,400 Because it’s live. 1110 01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:07,880 - I promise. - Bye. 1111 01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:22,600 - Littler bug! - So what? It’s biodegradable! 1112 01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:32,800 She ate every bite! 1113 01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:34,280 This child is great! 1114 01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:37,600 It's all wrong! Everything’s all wrong. 1115 01:20:38,480 --> 01:20:41,560 Françoise has gone. Philippe is always away working! 1116 01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:44,520 What are you waiting for? Want him to make if official or go for good? 1117 01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:47,160 - Shake yourself! - What good am I? 1118 01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:49,880 I’ll set you straight girl! Then you'll see. 1119 01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:53,800 If I hadn’t ditched Robert, I’d be like you! 1120 01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:57,000 I hate what you're doing to Evelyne, it's disgusting! 1121 01:20:57,280 --> 01:20:58,080 
What? 1122 01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:01,800 Overdrawn 70,000 francs? 1123 01:21:02,520 --> 01:21:04,320 Hold on 2 seconds. Miriam... 1124 01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:06,760 Will you help this lady, please? 1125 01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:09,960 I never wrote a check for 70,000! 1126 01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:14,720 Yes, yes, Robert. Yes. 1127 01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:17,920 But payable to whom? 1128 01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:20,440 Christine Fabre! 1129 01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:26,600 Hey guys, let’s switch galaxies, OK? 1130 01:21:27,440 --> 01:21:30,480 The Crab Nebula, I've spoken about it before, remember? 1131 01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:34,160 Saturn. The planet Mars... Are you lost? 1132 01:21:34,240 --> 01:21:36,880 No, no... First to the left, follow me! 1133 01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:42,920 Second to the right and straight ahead! It’s beautiful up there! 1134 01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:45,120 We’ll come back. But when? 1135 01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:47,760 When we all become bisexual… 1136 01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:50,200 or bisected! I dunno what to say! 1137 01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:51,760 Where’s Robert? 1138 01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:55,320 Where’s Robert? 1139 01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:57,440 I don’t know. 1140 01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:00,760 Now what are you looking for? 1141 01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:03,360 I'm not getting upset! 1142 01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:05,160 You’re stealing your husband, uh, my husband. 1143 01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:06,800 You’ve robbed his money! 1144 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:09,400 What am I to do, jump in the Seine? 1145 01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:11,760 No, of course not. 1146 01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:14,240 Let’s calm down and I’ll explain. It's very simple. 1147 01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:17,840 I wanted him, but not anymore. Robert owed me money and he repaid me! 1148 01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:21,080 I got a tape recorder, you got a husband. If you've lost the change, 1149 01:22:21,280 --> 01:22:22,160 it's not my problem! 1150 01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:33,600 Pardon. Excuse me! 1151 01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:39,960 I'm sorry! This is not happening! 1152 01:22:41,960 --> 01:22:43,280 Am I too late for the interview? 1153 01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:46,920 It's not my fault... 1154 01:22:47,480 --> 01:22:48,800 lover-boy dropped in... 1155 01:22:49,320 --> 01:22:50,320 for a sexy nap! 1156 01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:51,640 If you know what I mean. 1157 01:22:52,040 --> 01:22:54,120 Your Robert’s a bit too much! 1158 01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:05,080 What is all this? What’s going on? 1159 01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:09,760 Don't go. Wait a second! We're going back on air! 1160 01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:11,120 Silence! 1161 01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:16,440 Those stairs up there are sure moving away fast! 1162 01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:22,680 We ought to move away too, because our old planet is sure out of whack! 1163 01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:25,960 Of course maybe it’s worse up there. We don't know. 1164 01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:30,480 We’ll discuss that tomorrow. So long! Bye, guys! 1165 01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:46,600 Wait! 1166 01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:49,560 You’ll get used to it! 1167 01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:53,840 In any case, Robert wasn’t all that great! 1168 01:23:54,120 --> 01:23:56,920 No one wants him anymore! He’s all yours! 1169 01:23:57,920 --> 01:23:58,800 I’ll divorce him! 1170 01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:00,120 Again! 1171 01:24:00,560 --> 01:24:01,840 Not just for that! 1172 01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:13,520 My dear, it's fantastic! 1173 01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:14,520 Cut! 1174 01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:19,640 There's love, love, lots of love! 1175 01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:20,720 Love, you bet! 1176 01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:25,040 There's love! 1177 01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:27,720 That one’s not bad! 1178 01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:57,280 English adaptation by ANDREW LITVACK 1179 01:26:57,800 --> 01:27:00,440 Subtitling by L.V.T. - Paris © 1985 86081

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