All language subtitles for Immortal.Fist.2017.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H264-CMRG

- We've been looking for you.

Stop your antics and become my wife.

- Leave.

Or I'll beat you to a
pulp with your own stick.

- Are you gonna let her
speak to you like that?

- But what do I do?

She won't do what I say?

It's madness.

- Women these days.

They need discipline.

- But I want her to like me.

I want her to give me
back massages and stuff.

- You need to put her in her place.

Put your foot down.

- You better do what you're told woman!

Otherwise, you're gonna, you know.

- No, I don't know.

- You're gonna, you know.

- No, I don't know.

- You're gonna regret it!

- Let me handle this.

She's my wife.

- You wish.

I belong to no one.

And if you get one step
closer, you will regret it.

- Stand your ground!

You're letting her step all over you!

- Yeah, she's threatening
your sacred masculine.

- Defend your honor!

- Show her who's boss.

- Kaya, I hate it when you're weird.

You better hurry.

Kaya get a move on!

- [Kaya] School doesn't start

for half an hour Claire!
- Well, it takes 20 minutes

for you to walk, and I'm not driving you

and missing my morning jog with Courtney!

There is one thing you
simply cannot do yourself,

and that is wake up.

- I woke up doing Kung Fu again.

Like the stuff in movies.

Funny thing is I've never
done Kung Fu, in real life,

except for what I've managed
to learn off YouTube.

I wish I could just prove to
the world that we really do

live within some primitive
form of virtual reality.

What happened to my
Ruroni Kenshin lunch bag?

- I'm helping you not look
like an 8-year-old boy

trapped inside a 16-year-old girl's body.

Besides it matches your outfit.

- It does?

But what if I am an
eight-year-old boy trapped

in this pathetic shell of
an existential experience!

- You know even with your
4.3 GPA you still manage

to make this foster mom,
feel like an utter failure.

- I flushed a sock down your toilet.

To punish you for being
amazing, I love you.

- Good, you better.

I packed you organic PB
& J with sprouted wheat,

promise me Kaya you're not going to eat

any of that restaurant crap, I mean it.

It's hormone injected meat mulch!

There's enough food to
last you the entire day.

- Okay get out of here
already you hot mom you.

- Kaya, Kaya!

- Hey Ramseys what've you got?

- Rocks.

- For how much?

- For $5.

- $5, you're kidding right?

- Don't be a cheapskate!

- Yeah don't be a cheapskate.

He's has bills to pay you know?

- I'll take the quartz crystal.

But all I have is a dollar.

- Can you believe this girl?

Shameless.

- Don't be a greedy.

I'm offering you a dollar,
take it or leave it!

- But you don't get the
crystal, take that one!

- Fine.

- Give me that!

- Oh no I got to go.

- How many points do I
get for hitting a freak?

- Whoa, hey Sasha.

You're violating your
restraining order you know.

Cops could be anywhere.

- Shut up.

You think I care about a
stupid restraining order?

You're just an emo piss on and I'm a boss.

- Okay, alright you're the boss Sasha.

But I'm not going to stay quiet.

You jump me again, I'm pressing charges.

You can't just go around
beating people up you know?

I'm sorry what was that?

- You can't just--

- Oh, I don't understand,
I don't speak human trash.

- Why are you so mean?

- Give me your phone.

- I don't have it.

- Not not, kill kill, get it.

- What are you doing?

What are you doing?

- I just posted on your Facebook,

looks like you're already
getting notifications.

Good luck.

- I'm unfriending you because
you are a racist bigot.

Sasha, how could you write that?

- Like I said, good luck.

You'll have much bigger
fish to fry here soon.

- I am not racist I was hacked!

- She is a complete failure at life.

- Oh, that's rough.

- That's pretty pathetic.

- Hey take it easy.

Kaya's a survivor, she'll
make sense of it pretty soon.

I'm sure of it.

- That anyone can survive
in a world as soft as this

is a mystery to be sure.

- She's a warrior by birthright.

Have faith Tai Fong.

- Being born into one of the
greatest warrior bloodlines

on Earth did nothing for the others.

- But Kaya is different, she has to be.

- For your sake, she better be.

- Well I hope she gets
her act together soon,

because she is boring me out of my mind.

- Be careful you might
have to wear those robes

for another 10,000 years.

- I look good, in anything.

- Yeah you wish.
- I do!

- Hey Kaya, what's up girlfriend?

- Hey, so, you didn't see the post?

- Oh, I saw it, everybody saw it.

That Sasha is one evil conundrum.

- She's something else.

Well, the usual?

- You know it.

- Shoot you got peanut butter and jelly

with sprouted greens, girl
you know how to do me.

- But today I'm keeping
the smoothie for myself.

My biggest problem in
life is my foster mom

trying to overfeed me.

- Yo that is a good problem.

- This is true, but I still need--

- Oh, girl you know I'm good for it.

We've only been doing
this since 5th grade.

There, you happy?

- Excellent!

- So, what you saving up for?

Ain't you got a J-O-B?

- Yo, Sabrina when yo mamma gonna find out

your voluptuous curves because
you eat like 10 times a day?

- Man shut up Mariah.

This meal would of cost
me $7.50 at Nugget Market.

That is like a 375% savings alright.

Shoot you got me coconut almond milk!

- So, what you saving up for anyway?

A one-way ticket out of the projects?

- The projects don't exist here.

- Mariah, you don't live in no projects.

You live in a 3,000-square foot house.

- Yo that don't matter!

- And drop your accent, that
is cultural appropriation.

- So you can talk like me,
but I can't talk like you?

That is racist.

- Girl you are not marginalized

therefore you need to be shut down.

- Oh, I'm marginalized!

- You are not marginalized!
- Yes, I am marginalized!!

- You got like a 7th jacuzzi in your house

- So, I'm saving up for
those anime Blue Rays.

- Girl don't you have all those seasons?

We pirated them like 4 years ago.

- Now that I have money, I'm supporting

the creators of content I enjoy.

- Oh, I get it, you're going
all straight laced on us.

Turning your back on a life of crime.

- I wouldn't go that far.

- Yo so my boy Christian
ask you out already?

- What? Eww.

He has a beard.

- Yeah, he's 16 with a beard, that's hot.

Look, you've been working
with him for a month already,

give him a shot!

- Hmmm let me think about that.

No.

- See that's my girl Kaya.

We are going to start up a
dessert business together

and we gonna be fortune 500 fools!

- What are you gonna sell?

You don't even know how to cook.

- Man Mariah, sometimes
I want to slap you.

- Whatever, you don't even
know how to boil water.

- Kaya, I know you said you
don't want to be adopted,

but eval's are Monday,
the offer still stands.

I'd love to be your forever mom.

Promise you'll think about it?

- That, that was amazing.

Hey, hey!

Samurai Master dude, hello?

I said hey!

- Hoy, you can see me?

- Of course, I can see you!

Or I don't know, this could
be a glitch in the VR system.

- My name is Tai Fong.

Sworn protector of the
Wing Chun blood line,

which is everlasting and eternal, as am I.

- What?

- My name is Tai Fong,
sworn protector of the-

- Ya, Wing Chun and all that.

What is the Wing Chun blood line?

- It's you.

You are the bloodline.

- Hi, I'm Japh.

- You are the last remaining
survivor of the Wing Chun

blood line as we feared.

This battle was one of many.

I'm going to have to
unlock your Chi source!

- Whoa whoa whoa!

What are you doing, what are you doing?

- I'm unlocking your Chi source!

And after that, we are leaving.

This place is not safe.

- Okay no, I heard I had big fish to fry.

But this is not what I had in mind!

- Hi, I'm Goku, and I'm
amazing and powerful

and you'll want my help.

But I'm humble too.

So, don't worship me, I'm not into that.

- I think she can handle herself Goku.

- Hi, I'm Sari.

I'm programmed to destroy things.

Angel of destruction, that's me.

- So, is there like an anime
convention nearby or something?

Why are you all dressed like that?

- Dressed like what?

- Maybe I'm asking the wrong questions.

Who are you people?

- What do you mean by you people?

- Oh no I didn't write that!
- I'm kidding.

- The question you should
be asking is who are you?

- Did you know that microprocessor

has a sales history dating back to 1987?

That's pretty impressive.

- Oh, geez don't do that.

- Excuse me?

- Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't talking to you.

- Do you serve anything with
certified organic barley?

- No.

- See if you did that, you'd
get so much more business.

- Stop that.

- What's that?

- I mean, I'll tell the
owner you said that.

- Don't worry, they can't see us.

Only you can.

Which means when you talk to us,

everyone thinks you're crazy.

- Your cash register has
enough coding capacity

to be a small time machine.

- Do you cook your chow
mein in coconut oil?

- No, it's canola oil.

- Yikes, maybe not that then.

- Stop it!

Get away from me!

You know maybe you should
eat somewhere else.

I'm getting the feeling that
we won't be able to serve you

anything that fits your standards.

- Right? You understand.

I mean this place is so, ugh.

- It's right around the corner
actually, and to the left.

They have everything you deserve.

- Thank you.

- More of those been
coming around here lately.

- It's a beautiful thing
to take care of yourself.

It's another thing to use it as an excuse

to cut people down.

- That was so rude I'm
going to tell your manager.

- Really, because that store serves food

with certified organic barley.

They also have food canned in coconut oil.

Like I said, they have food
that fits your standards,

and its everything you deserve.

- How dare you?

You think sending me to a dog
food store is going to fly?

You are so getting fired missy.

- Look, you are misunderstanding me.

With the whole ethical
standards for all life

on the planet movement, there
is a whole community of people

who are eating what animals
eat, and enjoying it.

There is even a chili made
from pedigree dog food.

- You're lying!

- Google, it.

- Sorry I didn't know.

- It's okay I was just trying to help.

Here's an egg roll on the house.

- Seriously?

I had no idea that was a thing either.

- It's not.

- What?

- I made the website.

- No!

- And it's ranked #2 when you type in

chili made from dog food.

- Well people really got to
check their facts you know?

You doing anything later?

- Actually, you all need to disappear.

- Point taken.

I wasn't trying to ask
you out or anything.

- Oh no! I wasn't, I was just.

- No, it's cool you don't
have to explain, it's okay.

- Okay, I see where this is going--

You need to stop doing that!

- She's right we need to
leave her alone, let's go.

- We will not be doing that.

She needs to understand
we are not going anywhere

until the bloodline is restored.

Do you even understand
what is at stake here?

- What does that even mean?

I'm still not sure who any of you are!

I mean every time I ask you a question,

you respond with a question.

And for some unknown
reason you're obsessed

with cutting off my arms!

Who does that?

- How much can she know?

- Nothing, she has to figure
everything out on her own.

And by the looks of it,
it's gonna be awhile.

- So, we just hang out?

Until a demon banshee tries to kill her

and then we intervene?

- That's what we've always done,

only now she can see us doing it.

- And that's not working
out too well anymore.

- For her it's not working
out, I'm fine with it.

- Why can't we tell her
any of this when she won't

remember it at all once
the bloodline is restored?

- We cannot give mortals any knowledge

of the past or the future.

They have to come to that
information on their own agency.

- He's right Japh.

If we tell her anything, it
could rob her of the experiences

she needs to make informed
decisions on her mortal walk.

Our duty is to protect her.

Beyond that--

- We will never gain her trust
if we leave her in the dark.

- Don't take it personal,

but who has ever gained Kaya's trust?

- How do we disappear from her sight then?

- We don't.

She can cross servers now.

We can't hide from her.

No one can.

- No!

- Don't! Don't! Don't!

Why can't I move?

- Your eye sight will
be clear in a moment.

Your wound is nearly healed.

It's okay, you're safe.

- What happened?

- You were nearly killed
by a demon banshee.

Now you are here in the Immortal Realm.

- Where is everybody?

- Japh is re-scripting the last 10 minutes

of the Mortal realm to save your life.

That wound of yours will be
tender for a little while,

until he has finished the override.

Sari and Goku are fending
off the demon banshees

so that he can work in peace.

We'll have to get moving in a minute.

We can't stay here for long.

- I thought you said it was safe?

- Nowhere is safe for long.

This is the Immortal Realm.

It doesn't work the same.

Time, weather, everything can change.

You might have the power to cross servers.

But you are not an immortal.

- So, you and Japh, Sari, and Goku.

You are all immortals?

Or users of the VR world?

- Precisely!

- So, you know I was
thinking about what you said

about who am I?

I don't know the answer
to that, but I don't know

a whole lot about myself.

I was in foster care and my parents

just left me and disappeared.

- Your parents did not
disappear, they were killed.

- They were killed?

- And the rest of your family.

The Wing Chun blood line is one of

the seven Warrior bloodlines.

Your Great Great Grandmother, Wing Chun,

she was the first woman to
create a Martial system of combat

in the Earthly realm.

You should know this by now.

- Why would I know that?

I was never told about where
I came from or who I was.

I didn't even know I
had Chinese ancestors!

It's not like that's physically obvious!

- The only thing that
is physically obvious

is how weak you are.

Your body structure is
bone thin, flimsy even.

Disappointing.

- Alright, alright enough of that!

I'm not gonna have you body shaming me.

My feminist side is
about to get real buddy,

put the knife down!

Okay alright we can just
stop that right now please.

Just put it down, okay,
alright, don't do that please.

Put it down, put it down.

- Silence.

- I'm not gonna stay silent!

- I said silence!

She's coming!

- Who's coming?

- Your grandmother!

- You're standing in my shadow.

- Sorry Madam.

- The Mortal Realm has
made you soft Tai Fong.

- Maybe you're not a total disgrace.

- I have brought you something.

- A bag of plum cherries from
the Earthly Realm I hope.

- I forgot to pick them
while I was fending off

the demon banshees.

- Well, we can't all be heroes.

- I will not fail you again.

- And what is this?

- This is your great granddaughter.

- This?

Why have you not yet cut off her arm?

And why is she dressed
like a brothel girl?

- This is how they dress
in the Earthly Realm.

This is a school uniform!

- Then why is she here?

- Her life is in danger.

We confirmed today, she is
the last remaining survivor.

- Then it is time.

Do not fail me Tai Fong.

- Understood.

- Hey okay wait a minute,
you have no right--

- I have no right?

What do you think this is?

Do you want to live?

- Yes.

- Do you want everyone you
know and care about to live?

- Yes.

- Then let me make one thing clear.

We are in the middle of a 500-year-old war

and the only way we win this
war is by keeping you alive

and we will do so by any means necessary.

And because you are choosing
to disobey my command

that makes you a prisoner of war.

Understood?

Take her away.

- That's all I can forage for tonight.

So, what might we be eating?

Okay I'm not trying to be
rude, or make things worse

for myself, but I'm starving.

I haven't eaten all day!

And I'm pretty sure it's a
standard to feed your prisoners?

I'm assuming it's a standard.

- 16 years of age and you can't even

retrieve your own sustenance?

- What like forage for food or hunt?

- Your kind makes no
effort to be accountable,

even for your own survival!

- It's way more
complicated than that okay.

We have farmers that do the
crop growing and animal raising,

and we go to super markets
and there's managers

that stock the place up.

And we go out, get jobs
so we can earn money

to pay for the food.

- That is complicated.

Much more complicated than digging a hole

and planting a seed.

- I grew carrots once.

But they turned out all
gnarled and kind of gross.

Plus, I don't have time.

- Ah and what do you do
with this lack of time?

- You saw it.

I have a job, and I got to school.

I'm a waitress, I feed people
and then take their money.

- Do you find that meaningful?

- I don't know I guess.

At least I get paid for doing it.

- Money won't get you anywhere
in the Immortal Realm.

- I have questions and
I need them answered.

- As you should.

- Hey!

Tai Fong told me what you did.

Thank you so much for saving my life.

- Oh, it was nothing.

All Japh did was turn a cash
register into a time machine.

And Sari and I held off about
a thousand demon banshees.

Right Sari, it was about a thousand?

- I don't know I'd say about 10 thousand.

- How are you?

- Good. Good.

It hurt for a while, but it's better now.

But I just learned that
I'm a prisoner apparently.

Along with being sentenced to
getting my arm chopped off.

So, there's that.

- Oh, so you met Grandmother.

- Yes and she is so not
grandmotherly at all.

I mean not at all.

- Well, she's just looking out for you.

- How is that even remotely possible?

Ever since I met you characters

it's like I unlocked the
comic con dungeon of Hell.

- That bad huh?

- Yeah, that's understating it.

- Well, if it makes you feel better,

Tai Fong isn't exactly gonna--

- TMI Japh!

Hold up on the info train!

- Yeah, shut up.

- See that's what I'm talking about.

You all are full of dark secrets.

Like maybe you save my
life a couple times,

but it could be for some
deep dark sinister purpose.

Plus, I really like my arm.

This is my favorite arm.

- Okay, let me rephrase.

- Shh.

- Would you--
- Shh.

- Would--

- You guys I'm asking her a question.

I can do that, I can ask a question.

Would you give up your arm for
everyone you know and love?

Would you sacrifice your
arm to save everyone

you know and love?

- Of course, I'd give up my arm.

I'd give my life.

- Spoken like a true warrior.

- Everyone in the Mortal
Realm has something

of deep and personal value.

Something that they would
be willing to protect

and do anything for.

It's part of the human existence.

These demon banshees, they
exist for the sole purpose

of destroying the fabric
of human experience.

- The Mortal Realm must
always have warriors

to protect the innocent.

And you are part of a genetic
network that is ancient

and specifically designed to
protect the human experience.

Banshees target your kind.

- Wing Chun's bloodline.

Your bloodline, has suffered a holocaust.

- Well how do we restore the bloodline?

And how do we stop the banshees?

- These are loaded
questions that unfortunately

we cannot answer.

- But what we can tell you is
that everything will be better

after you let Tai Fong cut off your arm.

- What, why?

- Remember, you said you'd
sacrifice your own arm,

even your life to save the ones you love.

- But why does it have to be my arm?

Why not his arm?

- Here let me show you something.

- Is that the cash register from my work?

- Um yeah.

- Please, please!

I've been babysitting
him since he was a baby.

What do I have to do to save him Japh?

Please!

- You already know what you have to do.

- Sasha and the seven-year-old psychos?

Oh, I don't really care
what happens to them.

- You say that now but--

- But what?

- Never mind.

- Claire, you sneaky mom.

Stop, stop, stop!

- Kaya they can't hurt her.

They can only hurt her
if they kill you first.

And we won't let that happen.

- I thought they were after me?

The bloodline, right?

Why my friends, why Claire?

We don't share a genetic code!

And that's what it's all about right?

This stupid bloodline!

- It doesn't matter, the
banshees they clear out

anyone connected to you.

It's how they work.

There is nothing orderly
or civil about them.

They seek to destroy everyone and anything

you've ever made a connection with.

- What was that?

- Japh take Kaya and run!

- Listen!

Listen they are desperate to
end your bloodline tonight.

They sent a warlord!

- What's going on?

- You have to let me
unlock your chi source!

- Oh no!

No no no no no!

- Save yourself!

Save your loved ones!

- Okay do it, do it fast!

Hey I still have my arm.

This thing's cool.

Whoa.

- Now fight!

Fight for your life!

♪ If you wanna see some action ♪

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♪ It's natural ♪

♪ You know that this
is where you gotta be ♪

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♪ Sensational ♪

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