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Back up! Back up!
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Fans, it's the bottom of the ninth,
and the bases are loaded.
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And guess who the orphans
have at bat!
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That's right.
It's the home-run queen herself.
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The Belter from the Shelter, Miss--
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Amanda Lemmon!
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-What?
-I'm going to kill you!
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Didn't I tell you
not to play in that dress?
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Come on, Diane!
I ain’t going to hurt it.
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It's time for your interview.
Drop the bat. Let's go!
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Just let me smash
this ball downtown, okay?
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All right, you got 1 0 seconds.
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Otherwise, the game is going to be
called on account of bloodshed!
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Come on, Frankie,
I got to go to Staten Island.
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Staten Island?
What about camp?
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You'll miss the bus!
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I won't. It's just a look-see.
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They’re trying to place you
with the Butkises?!
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So what if they are?
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You ever met those people?
That family collects kids.
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They’ll take anybody.
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Even rejects like you.
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Shut up, Frankie!
At least I got an interview.
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And Amanda Butkis steps to the plate.
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-Come on. Hop in.
-It was a grand slam!
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See if they want a little boy!
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Me and her. Two for one.
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What am I, on sale?
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Get your own!
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Staten Island, please.
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You're out. We win!
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Amanda didn't touch home plate!
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You're a dead man, Frankie!
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Okay, so...
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...it's not Park Avenue.
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You can't judge a book by the cover.
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You don't want to
be an orphan forever.
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-So adopt me, why don't you?
-They won't let me, on my salary.
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Besides that, you deserve
a mother and a father.
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So get a husband!
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It's not like buying a car, you know!
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I know. It's got to be that
"Can't eat, can't sleep...
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...reach for the stars,
World Series" kind of stuff, right?
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A girl has her standards.
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Well, I got mine. And I say,
let's blow off these people!
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Gum.
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Hat.
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Other gum.
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Look, I know these people
have a stupid name...
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...but they really like kids.
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Okay? So put on a smile.
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Sell it, girl!
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Why do I always got to wear a dress?
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Because it makes you
look so pretty.
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Oh, isn't she the most precious thing?
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What a pretty little dress!
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She's a honey! Look,
she's got your mother's smile.
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And your father's sense of humor.
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That's very funny!
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Come on in!
Come in, sweetie!
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Why, you’ll love it in here!
It's going to be fabulous.
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Callaway, huh?
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Must be a real big shot.
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You'd be surprised how big.
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All this for her?
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Welcome home, princess.
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He forgot again, didn't he?
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I'm afraid your father's
been unavoidably detained.
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lf it's any consolation...
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...I know an old butler
who's mighty glad to see you.
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I'm sorry, Vincenzo.
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How terribly rude of me!
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I'm very glad to see you too.
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Thank you, honey.
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I see you’ve been practicing.
Congratulations!
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What's his excuse?
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Your father? Well...
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...he's preparing for your arrival
up at the summer house.
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-Which one?
-Lake Minocqua.
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But that's been closed for years.
He never goes there.
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He does now.
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Vincenzo, you big fat fibber!
What's going on?
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My lips are sealed.
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You mean it's a surprise?
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You could put it that way.
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It's a welcome home party for me!
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I knew Daddy was up to something.
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Alyssa, I didn't say--
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I won't tell.
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I've never had a surprise party
in my whole life!
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Well, this'll certainly
be a surprise.
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Come on, move it!
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-I got 43.
-Me too. Guess who's missing?
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Carmen, where's Amanda?
She's not coming.
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Hey, slugger. What's up?
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I'm not going to stupid camp.
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I don't blame you.
Look at this place. It's a pigsty!
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It'll take you a week
to make your bed.
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Don't joke. I'm serious.
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I'm not joking.
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That's why I sent
the bus ahead without us.
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Liar.
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-How much you want to bet?
-Fifty bucks.
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-Okay, so I didn't send the bus.
-Cough it up.
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But I will.
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Then we can sit here until
you tell me what's really wrong.
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I'm not going
to stupid Butkis' either.
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I was waiting for that one.
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If they’re the best I can do,
Frankie's right. I am a reject.
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You're not a reject.
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It's just that most people
want to adopt....
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Babies.
I know.
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This orphan stuff is
like growing up in a dog pound.
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Everybody wants a puppy.
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Just once, I'd like to sleep
in my own room.
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Hey, come here a minute.
Listen to me.
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You listening to me?
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I'm going to find you the best home
in the entire world.
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That's a promise.
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You don't make promises, remember?
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I didn't say I don't make promises.
I don't make promises I can't keep.
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There's a big difference.
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Now can we please go to camp?
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Please?
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But you still owe me $50.
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Oh, Vincenzo, it's gorgeous!
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I think this house is going
to be my favorite.
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I remember many happy years here.
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-There she is.
-Daddy!
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Come over here, my little--
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Wait a minute!
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You're not Alyssa. She's little.
You're a foot taller than her.
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It's me. Honest!
It is?
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I’ve missed you.
I'm sorry I wasn't at the airport.
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That's okay. I knew it had
to be something really important.
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Like a party, maybe?
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She knows?
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I didn't say a thing!
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Vincenzo didn't tell me.
I figured it out on my own.
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I should have let you surprise me,
but I'm too excited.
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You are?
It's still on, isn't it?
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Of course it's still on, sweetheart.
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But are we talking
about the same party?
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Roger, she's darling!
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I’d like you to meet a friend of mine,
Clarice Kensington.
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Hello, Miss Kensington.
How do you do?
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What a perfect little girl!
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Roger, I'm absolutely smitten!
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You and I are going
to be great friends.
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Are you here for my party?
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Your party?
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Roger, don't tell me
you haven't told her?
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Told me what?
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Sweetheart, the party is not for--
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Another couple of hours.
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Let's get you settled in, princess.
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Yes, why don't you do that?
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I'm sure you two have lots
to talk about.
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He didn't tell her.
I can't believe he didn't tell her.
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Maybe he wanted
to tell her in person.
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I'm sorry.
Did I say something to you?
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Remember to bring your own bag.
Everybody off!
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Yo, Carmen, you blind?
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What?
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Girl, when you going
to get a life?
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Miss Kensington seems nice.
Does she work with you?
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Not exactly.
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I got something to show you.
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Right up here.
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You see there? Across the lake?
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That's Camp Callaway.
That was your mom's favorite project.
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So is she from the camp?
Who?
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Miss Kensington.
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Sweetheart...
...I want to have a talk with you.
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You know, Alyssa...
...a lot's happened
while you were gone.
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I haven't been able to come up
to this house since Mom passed away.
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But there comes a time
when a person has to move on.
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You're getting older.
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There's just so much
a father can do without help.
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-We have Vincenzo. He helps us.
-Yes, he does.
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He's been a good friend
to this family for a long time.
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But what I think
our family needs is a--
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Excuse me.
Telephone. Board meeting.
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-Let me call them back, okay?
-It's urgent.
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I'm with my--
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Forgive me?
Don't I always?
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So good to have you home.
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On two?
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Hey, young lady!
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Summer vacation. Official.
Go play!
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Will you come with me?
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I wish I could, but I got
a lot of work to do. Sorry.
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Check it out!
Buckingham Palace.
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That's in London, brainless.
It's the Callaway house.
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Nobody’s lived there for years.
It's haunted.
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-It's not either!
-Ask anyone. Every full moon...
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...old lady Callaway’s ghost crosses
the lake and eats a camper.
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Yeah, right. And Santa Claus lives
with the tooth fairy in Queens.
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-You ever been there?
-No.
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lf it's not haunted,
why don't you go ring the doorbell?
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-You think I'm scared?
-Five bucks says you’re chicken.
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Cough it up, choirboy!
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Show me your money.
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This I got to see!
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They say the first Mrs. Callaway
was a lovely woman...
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...but look at this room!
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No wonder she's dead!
She had absolutely no taste.
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I can't wait to sell this house.
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I want one bar set up in here
and two out in the patio.
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Well, hello, munchkin!
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Daddy!
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Honey, what's the matter?
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-You all right?
-No!
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What?
What happened?
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She hates this house!
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Let's not be dramatic, darling.
She was hiding in the den.
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I simply said that
we might fix it up someday.
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That is, if you’ll let me.
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Who is she?
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There's no easy way to say this.
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Sweetheart...
...Clarice and l
will be married next month.
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You'll finally have a real family.
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She's going to be your new mother.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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She does this sometimes.
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-Honey.
-And she gets away with it.
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I'm sorry, Roger, but little tantrums
mustn't be rewarded.
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Come on, sweetheart.
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You're making it worse.
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I know what I'm talking about.
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All right, people!
Back to work. Shoo!
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Let's focus on the engagement party.
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Sure hope you’re right.
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Trust me. I'm a woman.
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Look at the time!
I’ve got to get my face on.
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How's about some milk and cookies?
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I’ve lost my mother.
Now I’ve lost my father.
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I have no family!
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I'm an orphan, and I'm running away!
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And don't you dare tell Daddy!
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-We got to hide!
-What if we get caught?
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-Don't let her see us!
-Who?
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Old lady Callaway!
There's no ghost.
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Look at her!
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She's nuts!
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I won't go back.
I won't!
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She's not the boss of me.
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Have you seen Alyssa?
254
00:19:58,180 --> 00:20:01,910
I'm under strict orders
not to tell you that she ran away.
255
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,520
Why didn't you stop her?
256
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:06,630
I thought I’d give her a head start
so she could reclaim a little dignity.
257
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:08,620
258
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,240
You'll make sure she comes home okay?
259
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:13,210
Don't worry.
Right away, boss.
260
00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:14,270
Thanks, Vin.
261
00:20:16,990 --> 00:20:18,870
It doesn't look haunted.
262
00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:21,600
That's what they want you to think.
263
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,200
This isn't funny.
Let's get out of here!
264
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,770
Don't worry!
She'll chicken out.
265
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:30,120
266
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,920
Well...
...if it isn't
the little orphan girl.
267
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,840
Someone's home!
We were just coming after you.
268
00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:57,560
I didn't mean nothing!
It was just a joke.
269
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,940
I was just kidding around!
270
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,910
She didn't even scream.
271
00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:07,500
Let's get you ready
for the big dinner.
272
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,730
Big dinner?
273
00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:11,770
Listen, Lurch, you don't want me.
I'm too skinny!
274
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,990
There are other kids.
275
00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:15,960
Big, fat ones, right outside.
Eat them!
276
00:21:17,690 --> 00:21:19,730
What in the world
are you talking about?
277
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:28,900
The full moon.
That's tonight, right?
278
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,920
Old lady Callaway’s ghost!
279
00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:39,370
It's her!
280
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:47,550
I guess you think I'm stupid.
281
00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:50,540
No, you’re just a little upset,
that's all.
282
00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:52,550
Looks like I just won five bucks.
283
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:56,190
So when's this party?
Am I invited?
284
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,120
Your dress is upstairs.
285
00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,540
Cocktails are at five.
286
00:21:59,650 --> 00:22:01,360
Now if you’ll excuse me, please.
287
00:22:01,990 --> 00:22:04,060
A dress?
Me?
288
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,320
You got to be kidding!
289
00:22:11,550 --> 00:22:13,550
Nobody’s even looking for me.
290
00:22:15,610 --> 00:22:17,450
There you are!
291
00:22:18,790 --> 00:22:21,240
I have been looking
everywhere for you!
292
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,500
You have?
Of course I have.
293
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,540
Let me ask you a question.
294
00:22:27,370 --> 00:22:29,710
You did not come
all the way up here...
295
00:22:30,190 --> 00:22:32,910
...to sit around
like a bump on a log, did you?
296
00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:34,570
No.
297
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,920
I guess not.
298
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,340
Come on, slugger,
they’re playing football.
299
00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:42,200
You're missing out on all the fun.
300
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:52,490
301
00:22:55,170 --> 00:22:59,160
I thought, "Where is she?
What's happened to her?"
302
00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:07,520
-I hear Amanda’s quite the jock.
-The kid's a natural. Great speed.
303
00:23:07,690 --> 00:23:11,510
Student body, left. Everybody block
for Amanda. On four. Ready?
304
00:23:11,510 --> 00:23:12,650
Break!
305
00:23:13,150 --> 00:23:15,350
Who's Amanda?
Funny.
306
00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:09,780
She's probably
eating her liver right now.
307
00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:14,410
You think one camper's enough?
I mean, what if she's still hungry?
308
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,500
Look!
309
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,000
Hey, I got it!
310
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,540
Run!
311
00:24:20,430 --> 00:24:22,870
You're going the wrong way!
312
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,200
Great speed.
Bad sense of direction.
313
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,460
Do you see what I see?
314
00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:28,960
I don't know what you see,
but what I see is me.
315
00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:30,560
I see me, too.
316
00:25:31,910 --> 00:25:34,040
Does that mean there's two of you?
317
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,030
Or two of me?
318
00:25:51,430 --> 00:25:53,540
There really is two of us!
319
00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:55,450
Don't you find this odd?
320
00:25:55,650 --> 00:25:59,830
No, this is weird.
This is really, really weird.
321
00:26:00,570 --> 00:26:03,990
Wait a sec!
You live at the Callaway house!
322
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,390
You're that girl from camp!
323
00:26:06,910 --> 00:26:09,320
They thought I was you!
324
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,980
Alyssa Callaway.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
325
00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:13,780
Amanda. Put her there!
326
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,100
No wonder that penguin guy
asked me in!
327
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:19,630
That's Vincenzo. He's our butler.
328
00:26:19,730 --> 00:26:21,890
Who's the woman with the long hair?
329
00:26:21,890 --> 00:26:23,050
I liked her.
330
00:26:23,050 --> 00:26:26,980
That's Diane. We're buds.
She's pretty cool for a grownup.
331
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,870
What were you doing over there?
332
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:34,580
I wanted to see what
it was like to be an orphan.
333
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,100
What?
334
00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:38,840
-Why?
-Because it looked like fun.
335
00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:43,010
Fun? Being an orphan?
What's the matter with you?
336
00:26:43,450 --> 00:26:45,410
So why were you at my house?
337
00:26:46,130 --> 00:26:50,870
I was just....
I was just ringing the doorbell.
338
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:52,680
What for?
339
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,990
Because kids think
that place is haunted.
340
00:26:55,290 --> 00:26:56,500
That's stupid.
341
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:59,520
Well, then who's
that scary blond lady?
342
00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:02,980
She's absolutely horrid!
343
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,310
-lf I were you, I’d get rid of her.
-Any suggestions?
344
00:27:06,310 --> 00:27:08,020
You're talking to a pro here!
345
00:27:08,330 --> 00:27:11,850
I’ve driven away more possible parents
than you’ll ever meet.
346
00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:13,710
Don't you want a family?
347
00:27:13,710 --> 00:27:15,610
A girl's got to have her standards.
348
00:27:17,150 --> 00:27:20,600
So tell me, this party,
you really don't want to go?
349
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,490
I’d rather eat dirt.
350
00:27:22,490 --> 00:27:26,410
Okay, listen.
You be me. I'll be you.
One night only.
351
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,470
Tomorrow at noon, we switch back.
What do you say?
352
00:27:29,470 --> 00:27:33,020
That's wonderful! That way,
you can scare off Clarice for me.
353
00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:37,090
Don't be such a goody-goody.
I got a reputation to protect.
354
00:27:37,090 --> 00:27:39,750
I scored a touchdown, didn't l?
355
00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:41,940
Okay, just don't talk so good.
356
00:27:41,940 --> 00:27:43,920
Use lousy English like:
357
00:27:44,350 --> 00:27:48,100
Ain't ya never gonna wanna
doncha hafta go to the bathroom?
358
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,510
That sort of thing.
359
00:27:49,780 --> 00:27:52,960
You ain't got nothing to worry about.
360
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:56,620
I say, you do catch on rather quickly.
361
00:27:57,580 --> 00:27:59,350
Stables, noon.
362
00:28:27,620 --> 00:28:30,870
Miss Kensington says
fashionably late was an hour ago.
363
00:28:31,230 --> 00:28:32,750
What's the problem?
364
00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:36,130
I'm a hairdresser...
...not a zookeeper.
365
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,850
What in the name of God
is going on here?
366
00:28:48,530 --> 00:28:51,940
Hi, Vinnie. I mean, Vincenzo.
367
00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:54,630
I got...
...distracted.
368
00:28:55,190 --> 00:28:57,390
You don't have to apologize.
369
00:28:57,390 --> 00:28:59,720
Really?
Cool!
370
00:29:00,470 --> 00:29:05,810
I mean, it's just that
I'm so terribly relieved that you...
...aren't pissed.
371
00:29:09,570 --> 00:29:11,300
"Pissed," miss?
372
00:29:11,990 --> 00:29:18,570
Why don't you get dressed, please?
And let Carlo do your hair.
373
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,920
I liked it better when she fainted.
374
00:29:54,290 --> 00:29:56,290
This is really good!
375
00:29:57,690 --> 00:29:59,930
Of course it is, silly.
It's your favorite.
376
00:29:59,930 --> 00:30:01,220
It is?
377
00:30:02,090 --> 00:30:03,570
Yes, of course.
378
00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:09,570
The big, gooey, messy burger.
379
00:30:09,570 --> 00:30:11,650
Also known as a sloppy joe.
380
00:30:11,650 --> 00:30:13,970
Sloppy joe. Right.
381
00:30:14,790 --> 00:30:15,930
Your favorite?
382
00:30:15,930 --> 00:30:18,780
And with dern good reason!
383
00:30:20,290 --> 00:30:21,920
Did you just say "dern"?
384
00:30:30,070 --> 00:30:31,790
385
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,440
Good evening.
386
00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:39,860
How swell of you to come!
387
00:30:39,860 --> 00:30:41,410
So nice to see you.
388
00:30:42,010 --> 00:30:43,440
Like my dress?
389
00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:46,200
Escargot, Miss Callaway?
390
00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:49,090
Why, thank you, waiter person.
391
00:30:49,090 --> 00:30:53,620
I'm starving.
I mean, I’d adore one!
392
00:30:57,420 --> 00:31:01,240
This tastes like a balloon.
It's snails, miss.
393
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,210
Good.
394
00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:05,480
Nice.
395
00:31:06,430 --> 00:31:07,870
Chewy.
396
00:31:13,370 --> 00:31:16,270
All this money
and these people eat slugs!
397
00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:23,450
Look who's finally decided
to grace us with her presence!
398
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,990
Clarice, right?
You looked better with the mask.
399
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:28,720
I beg your pardon?
400
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,670
401
00:31:30,730 --> 00:31:35,140
Clarice has been regaling us with
your accomplishments at the academy.
402
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,810
-Might we entice you to play something?
-Of course.
403
00:31:38,810 --> 00:31:43,410
I’d be delighted!
Whatever did you have in mind?
404
00:31:43,410 --> 00:31:45,890
Checkers?
Dodge ball?
405
00:31:50,130 --> 00:31:52,380
No, dear girl.
406
00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:55,320
Muffy was referring to the piano.
407
00:31:56,570 --> 00:32:00,700
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention, please?
408
00:32:00,850 --> 00:32:04,910
Before we sit down to dinner,
my future stepdaughter...
409
00:32:04,910 --> 00:32:08,380
...whom I absolutely adore...
410
00:32:08,380 --> 00:32:10,610
...has consented to play
one of the pieces...
411
00:32:10,610 --> 00:32:14,280
...that won her first prize
at the Windsor Academу youth recital.
412
00:32:19,730 --> 00:32:23,060
Hold it! Time-out.
I can't play the piano.
413
00:32:23,060 --> 00:32:24,660
I just told them you would.
414
00:32:24,660 --> 00:32:27,340
Then do me a grand favor
and untell them!
415
00:32:27,390 --> 00:32:28,610
416
00:32:29,820 --> 00:32:33,100
lf you embarrass me
in front of all these people...
417
00:32:33,350 --> 00:32:36,250
...I'll make sure that
you never play anything...
418
00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:39,950
...ever again.
Have I made myself clear?
419
00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:42,430
Clear as glass.
420
00:32:43,150 --> 00:32:46,330
In fact, I can see right through you.
421
00:32:57,650 --> 00:32:59,640
Ladies and gentlemen.
422
00:32:59,730 --> 00:33:03,610
Normally, I’d be tickled
to play a selection...
...from...
423
00:33:04,580 --> 00:33:08,230
...Chopin.
But in honor of my new stepmother...
424
00:33:08,230 --> 00:33:12,010
...whom I absolutely adore...
425
00:33:12,010 --> 00:33:15,780
...I decided to play
a little something of my own.
426
00:33:40,610 --> 00:33:43,310
Do you think my daughter's
asking for attention?
427
00:33:43,450 --> 00:33:45,680
I’d say she's demanding it.
428
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,510
429
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,370
Finn!
430
00:33:52,860 --> 00:33:55,540
Huckleberry Finn!
You got it!
431
00:34:02,990 --> 00:34:05,550
The guys are ahead of us
by eight seconds.
432
00:34:05,780 --> 00:34:08,620
-Amanda, it's your turn. Go, girl!
-Me?
433
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,460
You're the best.
Show them what you got.
434
00:34:26,140 --> 00:34:28,180
Look at her. She's nervous!
435
00:34:28,180 --> 00:34:29,320
Yeah, so?
436
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,800
The old Amanda wasn't
scared of nothing.
437
00:34:36,130 --> 00:34:38,340
What am I supposed to do?
438
00:34:40,910 --> 00:34:44,840
Ready.
Set.
Go!
439
00:34:47,190 --> 00:34:48,890
Song!
440
00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:01,480
What happened?
441
00:35:01,570 --> 00:35:04,060
"London Bridge is Falling Down" !
442
00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:05,820
That's it!
443
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:26,410
You may enter.
444
00:35:28,670 --> 00:35:31,800
Mind if we talk?
Whatever about?
445
00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:34,620
Clarice.
446
00:35:36,430 --> 00:35:37,600
None of that.
447
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,910
She was upset with your performance.
448
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,060
Shouldn't you give her a chance?
449
00:35:42,350 --> 00:35:46,500
I did, and she's a big phoneу-baloneу,
if you ask me.
450
00:35:46,820 --> 00:35:50,690
I’ve never heard you this outspoken.
It'd be nice to have a mother.
451
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:55,430
Yeah, and it'd be nice
to have a father too. I mean--
452
00:35:55,430 --> 00:36:00,150
No, no. Sweetheart, I think the
person you’re really angry at...
...is me.
453
00:36:00,670 --> 00:36:03,790
You?
What'd you do?
454
00:36:05,310 --> 00:36:08,740
I haven't been much of a father lately.
I haven't seen you.
455
00:36:08,740 --> 00:36:12,540
But all that's going to change.
Clarice is going back to the city.
456
00:36:12,630 --> 00:36:15,050
Gee, I hope it was nothing I did.
457
00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:19,810
No, she's got a wedding to plan, but
we'll get to spend some time together.
458
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:22,350
Get to know each other again.
Is that okay?
459
00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:24,350
460
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,820
Let's tuck you in,
you little snuggler.
461
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,020
See you tomorrow.
462
00:36:34,510 --> 00:36:35,840
Good night, honey.
463
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,270
I like having a father.
464
00:36:41,110 --> 00:36:44,270
I like having a daughter.
Good night, sweetie.
465
00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:52,090
Lights out!
466
00:36:54,610 --> 00:36:56,570
Lights out, cabin three!
467
00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:14,390
-Come on, come on.
-This I got to see!
468
00:37:14,850 --> 00:37:17,120
We're going to get caught.
I just know it!
469
00:37:18,940 --> 00:37:21,210
Come on, Frankie. It's a full moon!
470
00:37:21,710 --> 00:37:24,610
Shut up, stupid!
Zombies hear better than dogs.
471
00:37:39,110 --> 00:37:41,090
It's a frog!
472
00:37:41,090 --> 00:37:45,180
Amanda? Scared of a frog?
She's changed, all right!
473
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:46,780
Now do you believe me?
474
00:37:46,780 --> 00:37:50,290
Yeah, she's one of them pod people.
Let's get out of here!
475
00:37:53,490 --> 00:37:56,810
A frog?
You know what?
476
00:37:57,540 --> 00:37:59,450
You should have kissed it.
477
00:37:59,450 --> 00:38:01,970
He might've turned out
to be Prince Charming.
478
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,410
Gross!
Not for you. For me!
479
00:38:05,590 --> 00:38:08,050
You'd kiss a frog?
No.
480
00:38:08,330 --> 00:38:10,500
Toads are my specialty.
481
00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:13,520
Big, old, ugly suckers
with tongues like this.
482
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,500
-It is not.
-It is too!
483
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,960
-How else am I going to catch a guy?
-I don't know.
484
00:38:21,610 --> 00:38:23,310
There's that smile!
485
00:38:23,310 --> 00:38:26,120
And that time, I think it went
all the way up to your eyes.
486
00:38:27,530 --> 00:38:29,510
You remind me of someone.
487
00:38:29,510 --> 00:38:31,290
I do? Who?
488
00:38:31,530 --> 00:38:33,160
Someone I’ve never met.
489
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:35,710
How, if you’ve never met her?
490
00:38:35,710 --> 00:38:37,710
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