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Mandar never took a love bullet
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Grazed him only and on its way
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But today it found
the center of the heart
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So they say,
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When a hunter takes a bullet,
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his entire life fast-forwards in flashback
right in front of his eyes!
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Mandar...all your friends
are now married...
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It's time you got married too!
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Who wants marriage...am I mad?
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My cheerful friends
are regretting today!
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Look, either fall in love
and get married
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Else we will arrange a girl for you...
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If you delay more,
all you get is a divorcee!
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Hey, this one's sleepy...
lets go...
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Think about it Mandar
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Alright Mandar, lets go...
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Finish your dinner
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No...I want to drink some more...
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C'mon guys...let's go out ...
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and drink a little more
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No...Early morning I need to
queue up for my kid's school admission...
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lets do this tomorrow
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Can't do tomorrow...have a date...
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Two months in the making.
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Don't you ever tire
of this dating business?
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Why should I?
It's a physical need.
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And aren't emotional needs important?
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Do me a favor, get married...
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Procreate...have fun
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And then get them married too!
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It's simple...
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Marriage, whether arranged or otherwise...
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Never confuse love and sex...
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Sex is a physical need...
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So there's no question of boredom...
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Since the day of my birth,
I've been taking a crap right?
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It's a physical act...
a necessity...
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Have I been bored with that...
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Have you ever been bored with it?
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I am serious guys...no jokes...
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A good early morning crap
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always readies you for a great day!
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Till your very last breath,
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a good crap makes you feel great...
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It's a physical act ...
It's a necessity...
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So it's the same with sex...
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So no question of boredom!
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One more
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Very noisy...
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It's very noisy
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Ya...
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Can I buy you a drink?
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Sure Rum & Coke...
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Hello Boss...
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Boss...One rum & coke
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Hey Uncle...
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One rum and coke for me as well.
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Buzz off Rohan
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Shut up bitch...
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Please uncle
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Hey uncle why don't you
find an aunty to buy a drink?
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Stop it friends...
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Why are you smiling?
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Shall I break your teeth?
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Chill guys, chill
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Are you crazy...
I said sorry right?
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Oh wait Uncle...
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Where are you off to?
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I need that rum and coke...
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I have aged dude!
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Can't even get a proper 'date'...
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Mom-Dad keep pestering too...
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Maybe I should just settle down!
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You and marriage?
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With who?
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No idea.
Mom-Dad will find someone
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Arranged match?
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Listen to me, don't get into
this arranged match shit!
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You are incorrigibly horny!
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Whoever you meet - you will try to bed!
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Guys like you should never get married
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You see I was never in love,
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Some casual affairs is
what I indulged in...
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Actually "some" is an understatement...
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Padmini...
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Listen...hello...Padmini...
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At least finish your coffee...Padmini
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I don't want to brag
about anything but...
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These are all dated things...
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doesn't matter...
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What difference does it make?
Right?
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No...it does matter
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Yeah...
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Some casual affairs...
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But seriously now I want to
settle down...
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One...
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Two...yeah two affairs...
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Nothing serious...just something
Casual when I was in college...
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I went and met three girls.
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All of them rejected me
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Yusuf bro, what the heck is
happening in life...its pathetic!
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What else were you expecting dude?
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"Arranged marriage" is the
playground of decent folks
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What's a typical decent bloke say?
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I loved a girl but couldn't express
It to her
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Girl's impressed, boy passes.
Savvy?
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I have always given Mandar the
right advice
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But when a man is this flawed
what can be done?
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I loved a girl in school but
could not profess to her
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So you never had an ongoing affair?
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Never...
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Liar
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With this lie began his downfall
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Rightly so!
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So the story is of my cousin
MANDAR PONKSHE.
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A wee bit personal,
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But its so much fun peeking into
others' personal lives!
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Why stop at the nails?
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Eat the entire hand!
Idiot!
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Hey...
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You donkey, sit down!
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Every summer vacation,
Mandar's dad
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Would drop me and Mandar off at
Indira auntie's
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so that we could spend
vacation time with our little cousins!
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However there was one cousin
who was not so little -
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Oyee....Hey Mandar....
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KSHITIJ!
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You've finally arrived!
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Hey, what are you upto?
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Raised in the next door village,
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He was a year younger to me
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and a year older to Mandar
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- Offspring of a monkey
- Look what KSHITIJ is upto..
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Hey mad monkey, what are you doing?
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Go into the bathroom and piss!
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Grandma...I am watering this
withering tree...
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You should try it too sometime!
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Donkey...
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Trees don't care much for salty water
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Kshitij was an ace of creating
a ruckus.
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To discipline him, his parents enrolled him
In BHOSLA MILITARY SCHOOL.
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So that his life would come
on the right track
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How much you piss man..
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Saline water
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fed to parched trees
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this trio, trio, trio
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create streams of water
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on demand
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this trio, trio, trio
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smooth as a swan
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Two's company
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Three's crowd
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Dilip
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What...
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Hey Dilip...
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Speak on dude!
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Your dad named you after
the superstar Dilip Kumar right?
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When you already know it, why waste
my time with your inane questions?
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In which case Mandar...
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We should address him by the
superstar's 'Real' name!
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YUSUF.....
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What do you say?
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Salutations to you brother Yusuf...
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Peace be upon you!
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God has willed it!
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Guys please...
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Celebrate-A-Piss!
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Such a distinct pleasure to relieve
one's warm fluids into these cold waters!
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Ughhh...Kshitij...
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Hey Yusuf, come on in
and join the fun!
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Technically speaking
Kshitij was our nephew....
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However one could not fathom why he was
in such a hurry to become our brother-in-law!
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Grandma...
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Aren't we allowed to marry
our nieces like the Mormons?
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Yes that's true...
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Who do we want to get married?
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Dilip and Surekha!
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Wont you marry her Yusuf?
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Dilip!
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You are just a kid!
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And you want to get married?
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Don't you have other things to do?
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And YOU, Focus on your studies!
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Are you in the business
of getting people married?
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Rehana...
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I am in love with her...
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Really... girlfriend?
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Nope, not a girlfriend...
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She is a school mate...
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...but i will marry only her,
not Surekha!
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It's ok then
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It's good that
we re-christened you Yusuf...
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Now Rehana's folks
won't have issues with you
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Listen....
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May Yusuf and Rehana live happily ever after,
strongly hereafter and forever and ever...
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Whatever for?
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But who will marry poor Surekha?
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You do it...
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After all she's your niece too
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I don't think so!
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Alright...I will marry her!
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Dudes how can he marry?
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He is too young...underage
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Underage?
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I am just a year younger to you...
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Really...
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Can't even scrub your own back...
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And want to get married!
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So what...?
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That's what a wife is for...
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Hmmm...really...ok...you are
100% sure right...
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Hey Surekha...Surekha
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Hey listen, listen...
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We are in our underwear right?
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Were you planning on getting your wife
to scrub your back with clothes on?
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That was our last vacation together...
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We were growing up too fast...
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And that night, Mandar's wonderstruck
eyes proved that he had grown up as well...
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He too had finally 'starched'
his bedsheet!
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Mandar...
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On your way back from office today,
show this ring to the goldsmith
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He will tell you if its 'junion' or not
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I am sorry...what?
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'Junion' or not...
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If the carats are up to snuff or not
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Mom...what 'junion'? GENUINE!
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Yeah, yeah that's what I said...
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And when are you bringing
the invitation cards over...
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Did Tripti like the design?
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Theirs is such a rock solid design!
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Our neighbor took a sample,
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saying she would 'jhorax' it...
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Not 'Jhorax', its 'Jherox'!
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Not Jherox Dad, its XEROX!
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And Dad can you come out
of the loo please....
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else I will start producing
color XEROXes out here...
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and Mom I am not going to
any goldsmith's, you do all of that.
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I was going to go,
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but now I have to go to the airport ...
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since you won't go...
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So someone has to maintain
cordial relations with our relatives...
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Did you even check with me
if I was free...
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Shot of your mouth to Aparna and
her husband!
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'Mandar will go to the airport
to pick up'....
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You don't even know who
is arriving.... DAD !!!
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I did tell you that Shobha is coming...
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Aparna was referring to her as....
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Shobha "enty"
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AUNTIE
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Yeah, whatever Aparna said,
I am conveying...
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You better 'comfom' with your sister!
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Yeah I will 'comfom' with her,
not CONFIRM...
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Mom, I don't even know this lady
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and I am going to the airport
to pick her up!
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Aparna is 'posting' her photo
onto your computer right...
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Check it out...
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Shobha...isn't she the same one...
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Divorcee!
Who is having an affair with someone else?
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There's going to be a messy affair
right here if you don't step out...
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You always occupy the loo when it's
time for me to go to work!
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Yeah Tripti...
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Did you reach your office?
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Listen...
264
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We will have to cancel
our movie plans for the evening...
265
00:15:26,283 --> 00:15:28,283
I have to go to the airport to
pick up someone.
266
00:15:29,117 --> 00:15:31,907
My brother-in-law's aunt....
some... Shobha Aunty...
267
00:15:31,992 --> 00:15:33,242
She is arriving from Canada.
268
00:15:33,325 --> 00:15:35,325
So have to go pick her up.
269
00:15:35,908 --> 00:15:37,778
No, she is going to Bangalore...
270
00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:39,617
But there wasn't a direct flight...
271
00:15:40,242 --> 00:15:44,372
Hence Mom had this brilliant idea
to receive her here...
272
00:15:44,783 --> 00:15:47,913
Yeah she will be all alone in Mumbai,
273
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,990
Hence I am going to bring her home...
274
00:15:54,158 --> 00:15:55,778
Now what to do of mom...
275
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,577
Sir, Sir...your floor has arrived.
276
00:15:57,658 --> 00:16:00,868
The next flight for her
is tomorrow night...
277
00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:05,120
So I will be picking her up and
bringing her home...
278
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:10,367
Nice...
279
00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:11,490
Very Nice..
280
00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:15,200
Ok listen Tripti...
281
00:16:15,283 --> 00:16:16,743
Why don't you come along...
282
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,950
I will have some company as I wait...
we can kill some time together...
283
00:16:20,408 --> 00:16:21,948
So you are coming right...
284
00:16:22,033 --> 00:16:23,453
Super, Super...
285
00:16:29,617 --> 00:16:34,947
I loved a girl in school but
could not profess to her
286
00:16:42,575 --> 00:16:44,405
So you never had an ongoing affair?
287
00:16:45,075 --> 00:16:46,275
Never...
288
00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:50,407
See...Actually...I have...
289
00:16:50,492 --> 00:16:51,662
Tripti...Subhadra...
290
00:16:52,408 --> 00:16:53,368
Sorry what?
291
00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:55,620
Subhadra...her real name is...Jhanvi...
292
00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:59,277
She's Subhadra...the TV show actress...
293
00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:00,867
of YOU INCH CLOSE TO ME fame
294
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:04,080
You watch TV Soaps?
295
00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:08,033
No I don't...Mom does
and while eating dinner, I...
296
00:17:08,117 --> 00:17:09,697
You call your mother MOM?
297
00:17:10,825 --> 00:17:12,235
No I call her "Aai"
298
00:17:13,117 --> 00:17:14,987
How much rent do you pay?
299
00:17:16,742 --> 00:17:18,872
Inclusive of parking about 30
300
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,120
So if we were to get married...
301
00:17:21,825 --> 00:17:24,235
That is if you like me
302
00:17:24,325 --> 00:17:25,735
And you me...
303
00:17:27,117 --> 00:17:29,657
So I stay with mom...
mother & father...
304
00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:31,743
Hopefully that isn't an
issue with you?
305
00:17:32,783 --> 00:17:34,703
No, I think it would be better
if we had our own apartment...
306
00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:38,243
But it also depends on how
your mother is...how is she?
307
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:47,117
I haven't thought too much
about all these things
308
00:17:47,658 --> 00:17:49,118
So am I the first one you are meeting
as part of this arranged match setup?
309
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,870
No, no...you're the second...
310
00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:55,663
Which has gotten me thinking...
311
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,197
Not that i was forced into this...
312
00:17:58,283 --> 00:18:00,453
But not getting any younger right!
313
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,160
And you?
314
00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:05,867
I feel very young
315
00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:09,157
You are the fourth
316
00:18:09,242 --> 00:18:11,162
I have met three others before you
317
00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:14,825
Idiot
318
00:18:25,492 --> 00:18:27,702
BTW what is the
market rate of this model?
319
00:18:28,283 --> 00:18:29,623
Must be expensive, yes?
320
00:18:31,492 --> 00:18:32,992
Are you a miser?
321
00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:36,583
No...this...you know
I keep losing my instruments,
322
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,368
hence an inexpensive model
323
00:18:41,283 --> 00:18:43,203
Alright then, listen...
324
00:18:44,992 --> 00:18:47,122
I've had a few relationships prior
325
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,370
and one was rather serious...
326
00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:51,200
We were even engaged to each other,
327
00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:54,413
However things did not quite work out
between us...and then I was in a...
328
00:18:54,492 --> 00:18:56,782
That's ok...Tripti
329
00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:58,453
It makes no difference
330
00:18:58,783 --> 00:19:00,033
Really?...
331
00:19:01,783 --> 00:19:04,953
But no...the earlier one
perhaps had an issue with this,
332
00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:06,533
Hence had turned me down...
333
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,410
Are you sure it does not
make a difference?
334
00:19:11,908 --> 00:19:13,368
I mean I understand...
335
00:19:13,783 --> 00:19:16,663
Cause the guy before you
was also a bit like you...
336
00:19:16,742 --> 00:19:18,282
Never had been in a relationship before
337
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,325
and hence for guys like you,
338
00:19:20,408 --> 00:19:24,078
In this arranged marriage scenario,
expect a girl that is...
339
00:19:25,408 --> 00:19:26,828
You know...I mean
340
00:19:27,117 --> 00:19:28,367
Basically...
341
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:29,740
Pristine pure types?
342
00:19:31,408 --> 00:19:34,368
You are 100% a watcher of TV Soaps...
343
00:19:35,492 --> 00:19:38,162
I am not pristine pure from miles afar!
344
00:19:41,158 --> 00:19:42,488
Have you seen this film?
345
00:19:43,325 --> 00:19:45,025
Was the original better
than this remake?
346
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:46,327
Haven't seen the original
347
00:19:46,408 --> 00:19:47,408
Why?
348
00:19:47,492 --> 00:19:49,332
It was a sold out show
349
00:19:50,408 --> 00:19:52,028
and there weren't scalpers
around either.
350
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:10,868
Uncle do you have any spare tickets?
351
00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:11,870
NO..
352
00:20:12,117 --> 00:20:13,827
Uncle do you have any spare tickets?
353
00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:17,410
Got tickets?
354
00:20:17,867 --> 00:20:19,077
No. Get lost
355
00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:22,780
Excuse me
356
00:20:22,867 --> 00:20:24,077
You have extra ticket?
357
00:20:28,158 --> 00:20:29,528
Black?
358
00:20:29,617 --> 00:20:30,907
Do I look a scalper to you?
359
00:20:33,908 --> 00:20:35,158
Hey Surya...
360
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:36,658
Surya...
361
00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:42,655
Whassup dude...
Here to watch a flick?
362
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,532
No bud...
Going to the supply store...
363
00:20:44,617 --> 00:20:46,077
To buy chart paper...
You?
364
00:20:46,158 --> 00:20:47,448
Came here to watch a flick...
365
00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:48,833
I bunked my tutoring class...
366
00:20:48,908 --> 00:20:51,778
- Ok... Bye
- Wanna come along...
367
00:20:51,867 --> 00:20:53,237
No... Bye
368
00:20:56,325 --> 00:20:57,155
Sure, you don't wanna come?
369
00:20:57,242 --> 00:20:58,332
No
370
00:21:14,658 --> 00:21:16,528
Tenner for twenty, tenner for twenty...
371
00:21:16,617 --> 00:21:20,527
Tenner for twenty...
Hey you, AGNEEPATH?...wanna watch?
372
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,617
QUEEN OF LUST
373
00:21:50,658 --> 00:21:51,698
Brothers...
374
00:21:52,492 --> 00:21:54,412
Messing around is strictly disallowed...
375
00:21:54,992 --> 00:21:57,412
If I catch anyone going
Hammer and tongs on their dicks...
376
00:21:58,367 --> 00:22:01,327
I will anoint it with Tiger Balm,
I warn you...
377
00:22:02,450 --> 00:22:04,450
What are you looking at?
378
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:07,620
Baby mushroom...idiot
379
00:22:15,575 --> 00:22:17,825
Sorry...sorry
380
00:22:19,992 --> 00:22:20,832
Let me go
381
00:22:20,908 --> 00:22:21,948
Darling..
382
00:22:22,283 --> 00:22:23,453
What are you doing?
383
00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,620
Alright brothers...
the show's over now...
384
00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,280
Hey switch on the lights
385
00:22:38,575 --> 00:22:39,195
LIGHTS ON!
386
00:22:39,283 --> 00:22:41,283
No...you animal
387
00:22:59,533 --> 00:23:02,583
Hey you, next...come on...
388
00:23:09,658 --> 00:23:13,828
Sorry sir I didn't know
what was going on...
389
00:23:13,908 --> 00:23:15,328
Don't know what?
390
00:23:15,575 --> 00:23:17,115
I was misled by the poster...
391
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,370
I thought they were showing
a 3-D educational film
392
00:23:19,450 --> 00:23:21,080
Hey Gaikwad...
393
00:23:21,158 --> 00:23:22,908
He had come to see an educational
film apparently...
394
00:23:23,367 --> 00:23:25,737
3-D educational film on what - SEX?
395
00:23:26,867 --> 00:23:27,827
How old are you?
396
00:23:27,908 --> 00:23:28,948
Age?
397
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:30,830
18 running...
398
00:23:30,908 --> 00:23:32,618
- 18 running?
- Yes sir
399
00:23:32,950 --> 00:23:34,240
Then I am 19...
400
00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:35,660
That ok by you?
401
00:23:36,950 --> 00:23:38,410
Spit out the truth!
402
00:23:40,283 --> 00:23:41,663
Sir I'm 15
403
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,530
What are you saying?
404
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:46,912
Seems awfully high to me...
405
00:23:47,450 --> 00:23:48,950
Shall we close the deal...
406
00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:52,330
- ...on 12?
- No sir, I have a very innocent looking face
407
00:23:52,408 --> 00:23:53,488
Shut up!
408
00:23:56,075 --> 00:23:57,275
Give me your phone number
409
00:23:58,158 --> 00:23:59,698
- Home phone?
- Yes
410
00:24:00,533 --> 00:24:01,533
Sir we don't have a line at home!
411
00:24:01,617 --> 00:24:03,327
Alright your neighbor's then
412
00:24:04,450 --> 00:24:05,660
Our neighbor is out of town
413
00:24:05,742 --> 00:24:06,912
The neighbor's beneath?
414
00:24:06,992 --> 00:24:08,332
Nobody lives there
415
00:24:08,492 --> 00:24:10,492
Astounding...no one lives there?
416
00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:11,735
Yeah no one lives there sir
417
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:13,025
Alright, give me your address...
418
00:24:13,408 --> 00:24:14,278
What sir?
419
00:24:14,367 --> 00:24:16,117
Address, address..
420
00:24:16,408 --> 00:24:18,738
I will come home...
meet your parents...
421
00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:23,525
I beg you sir,
My Dad will throw me out of the house
422
00:24:23,617 --> 00:24:27,407
I will come and explain all
your educational pursuits in complete detail
423
00:24:27,617 --> 00:24:29,737
They will ban me from the house,
and thrash me too
424
00:24:29,825 --> 00:24:31,155
Fine... why don't I explain
to them in 3D?
425
00:24:31,242 --> 00:24:33,282
Please, give me one last chance sir
426
00:24:33,367 --> 00:24:35,117
Won't happen again...please
427
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,450
Alright go sit there.
428
00:24:38,450 --> 00:24:39,490
No sir, please
429
00:24:39,575 --> 00:24:40,195
Go sit there..
430
00:24:40,283 --> 00:24:41,283
Think about it no sir...
431
00:24:41,367 --> 00:24:41,987
Sit!
432
00:24:42,075 --> 00:24:42,945
SIT!
433
00:24:57,700 --> 00:24:59,450
Enough brother...let him go now
434
00:24:59,533 --> 00:25:00,203
This is enough?
435
00:25:00,283 --> 00:25:01,163
For Kids - Its 'Half Ticket'
436
00:25:03,492 --> 00:25:04,492
Oh sir...
437
00:25:04,575 --> 00:25:05,575
Finish the job please?
438
00:25:05,658 --> 00:25:06,528
Why?
439
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,120
I can't go outside like this sir?
440
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,410
Are you ashamed to go out...
441
00:25:10,033 --> 00:25:11,453
Weren't you ashamed while
watching this film?
442
00:25:11,533 --> 00:25:14,243
Please sir...
I cannot step out like this...please
443
00:25:14,325 --> 00:25:15,155
Get lost now...
444
00:25:15,242 --> 00:25:16,242
Sir Please sir...
445
00:25:16,325 --> 00:25:17,155
OUT
446
00:25:53,992 --> 00:25:55,662
Can you make this any hipper?
447
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,200
My good man,
get on with the job!
448
00:26:05,325 --> 00:26:08,615
Watching his bald scalp for long is not
going to cause hair to sprout magically!
449
00:26:08,992 --> 00:26:11,162
Shaving one's head off
because of dandruff problem...
450
00:26:11,742 --> 00:26:13,202
That too without consulting us...
451
00:26:14,408 --> 00:26:15,578
Rather baffling!
452
00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:19,407
Dad! Don't you think after crossing a
certain maturity threshold,
453
00:26:19,492 --> 00:26:22,662
We should reserve the right to make
critical life decisions ourselves?
454
00:26:30,075 --> 00:26:31,025
EAT
455
00:26:40,367 --> 00:26:46,947
(PRAYER SONG)
456
00:26:54,867 --> 00:26:55,867
Just like you
457
00:26:56,325 --> 00:26:56,945
What?
458
00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:58,243
Dandruff treatment
459
00:26:59,325 --> 00:27:00,195
I see...
460
00:27:12,117 --> 00:27:18,367
Umm...aahhh..aaahhhh...
461
00:27:18,450 --> 00:27:19,660
Let me go...
462
00:27:23,950 --> 00:27:25,490
Et tu? Queen of Lust!!
463
00:27:25,575 --> 00:27:27,075
Ass, had you warned me
464
00:27:27,158 --> 00:27:28,528
I wouldn't have gone right!
465
00:27:35,242 --> 00:27:37,202
Stop! Take that cap off
466
00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:39,163
Stupid fellow
467
00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:42,658
Fucking shit, was the entire
world watching that Queen?
468
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,240
Whassup Pintya,
469
00:27:44,450 --> 00:27:45,700
A prey to the Queen?
470
00:27:45,783 --> 00:27:46,663
What?
471
00:27:47,117 --> 00:27:48,867
Meaning, what happened here?
472
00:27:49,158 --> 00:27:50,408
Grandpa passed away
473
00:27:51,367 --> 00:27:52,327
Sorry dude
474
00:28:28,658 --> 00:28:31,778
You are hereby named
'Wing Commander'...Wing Co!
475
00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:40,577
Babes are here...Babes are here
476
00:28:46,075 --> 00:28:47,985
Don't reject me...
477
00:28:48,075 --> 00:28:51,025
I am a learner
478
00:28:52,867 --> 00:28:55,367
allow me an education
479
00:28:56,575 --> 00:28:58,945
In this temple of temptation
480
00:29:00,783 --> 00:29:04,243
My gun is already loaded
481
00:29:04,533 --> 00:29:08,333
the target too is coded
482
00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:15,410
a restive finger on the trigger
483
00:29:15,492 --> 00:29:19,412
a restless mind untamed and wild
484
00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:21,282
these eyes full of mischief
485
00:29:21,367 --> 00:29:22,907
cooking up antics cheap
486
00:29:22,992 --> 00:29:26,622
Oh my 'Lord of Lust'
487
00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:32,160
Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303
488
00:29:32,242 --> 00:29:33,532
come kill me
489
00:29:33,617 --> 00:29:34,947
yeah babyyyy
490
00:29:35,408 --> 00:29:37,658
I am the LORD OF LUST
491
00:29:37,742 --> 00:29:43,202
Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303
492
00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:44,833
Please kill me
493
00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:47,078
Don't be naughty baby
494
00:29:57,908 --> 00:29:59,448
Hi. I'm Mandar
495
00:29:59,533 --> 00:30:00,743
Mandar Ponkshe
496
00:30:01,992 --> 00:30:02,952
Mandy
497
00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,530
I want to be friends with you
498
00:30:06,658 --> 00:30:08,988
Why do you want to be
friends with her?
499
00:30:11,283 --> 00:30:12,453
Because...
500
00:30:14,575 --> 00:30:15,775
Because...
501
00:30:19,492 --> 00:30:20,622
Stupid
502
00:30:21,658 --> 00:30:25,158
Don't you rile me so
503
00:30:25,242 --> 00:30:28,912
Come lets duel unto death
504
00:30:32,658 --> 00:30:36,158
My gun is point 303
505
00:30:36,242 --> 00:30:40,242
My motto is
Buy one get one free
506
00:30:40,325 --> 00:30:42,075
This is the Hunter's lullaby
507
00:30:42,158 --> 00:30:43,828
sung by all fair ladies
508
00:30:43,908 --> 00:30:48,238
Oh my 'Lord of Lust'
509
00:30:53,950 --> 00:30:56,200
You idiot...can't you see
510
00:30:56,283 --> 00:30:59,913
How dare you touch me...pervert
511
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:09,780
Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303
512
00:31:09,867 --> 00:31:11,027
kill me please
513
00:31:11,117 --> 00:31:14,077
yeah babyyyy
514
00:31:15,158 --> 00:31:20,278
Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303
515
00:31:20,367 --> 00:31:22,027
please kill me
516
00:31:25,992 --> 00:31:27,202
Why?
517
00:31:28,908 --> 00:31:30,658
Why do you want to be my friend?
518
00:31:36,367 --> 00:31:37,657
Because I like you...
519
00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:40,120
And you are beautiful
520
00:31:40,408 --> 00:31:41,738
And so sweet...
521
00:31:42,075 --> 00:31:46,615
And you know the moment I see you, bells
Starts ringing in my cerebral hemisphere...
522
00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:51,615
I'm Jigna
523
00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:52,870
Mandy
524
00:32:11,783 --> 00:32:13,163
A gift for you
525
00:32:15,075 --> 00:32:16,275
Thanks...
526
00:32:16,950 --> 00:32:19,330
Did you stay up all night to compile
this tape for me?
527
00:32:19,408 --> 00:32:22,078
No, Surya had one,
I simply made a copy
528
00:32:25,867 --> 00:32:27,447
But you have such a nice script
529
00:32:27,533 --> 00:32:28,993
My sister scribed it for me
530
00:32:29,075 --> 00:32:30,735
So what was your contribution?
531
00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:34,025
The thought...
532
00:32:38,158 --> 00:32:43,238
BTW why didn't you accept my
friendship the other day?
533
00:32:43,575 --> 00:32:46,195
Because you did not answer
Shweta's question
534
00:32:47,117 --> 00:32:48,777
But the answer was so obvious...
535
00:32:49,117 --> 00:32:51,827
You know girls love to hear the
obvious stated...
536
00:32:52,492 --> 00:32:54,782
Never keep things in your heart...
say it aloud...
537
00:32:56,325 --> 00:32:57,405
Oh alright...
538
00:32:57,825 --> 00:33:02,325
You know your friend Shweta,
I hate her...she's annoying
539
00:33:02,408 --> 00:33:04,118
Feel like slapping her...
540
00:33:08,158 --> 00:33:09,618
Well I said what was in my heart!
541
00:33:11,950 --> 00:33:12,910
Hungry?
542
00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:14,162
No
543
00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:16,195
Hey tell me...
544
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,120
How to reel in the fish!
545
00:33:18,533 --> 00:33:20,623
Well I too have just learnt it
546
00:33:21,367 --> 00:33:22,617
But you know what...
547
00:33:22,992 --> 00:33:24,582
Never pursue the best amongst them...
548
00:33:24,658 --> 00:33:27,828
In presence of her,
always pursue the second best...
549
00:33:28,283 --> 00:33:30,743
Chances of netting the fish are higher
550
00:33:31,658 --> 00:33:33,198
What we need is the same...
551
00:33:33,617 --> 00:33:37,157
Does it matter if we get it from the
best or the second best?
552
00:33:37,742 --> 00:33:38,162
What do you say?
553
00:33:38,242 --> 00:33:39,242
What kind of dumb yarn is that?
554
00:33:39,325 --> 00:33:40,235
Right?
555
00:34:02,283 --> 00:34:03,453
Yeah mom....
556
00:34:03,908 --> 00:34:05,278
I have reached....
557
00:34:06,283 --> 00:34:07,413
What photo?
558
00:34:07,825 --> 00:34:10,405
Yeah sister didn't send any picture...
must've forgotten.
559
00:34:10,492 --> 00:34:11,582
Oh my goodness...
560
00:34:12,575 --> 00:34:14,195
so how will you recognize Shobha?
561
00:34:14,283 --> 00:34:17,493
Don't worry...once she lands
she will phone home right...
562
00:34:17,575 --> 00:34:20,405
Tell her then that I am next
to the coffee shop...
563
00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:22,702
Why will she call?
564
00:34:23,117 --> 00:34:24,947
She does not know you are going
to be there to receive her...
565
00:34:25,492 --> 00:34:29,702
No she had already set out when
Aparna called us and informed
566
00:34:29,783 --> 00:34:33,453
Mom... your planning is all useless..
I am not going to wait here anymore...
567
00:34:34,742 --> 00:34:36,162
Now how will I recognize her?
568
00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:38,202
How will you recognize her?
569
00:34:39,617 --> 00:34:40,987
Just a second...talk to your Dad
570
00:34:41,783 --> 00:34:42,783
Hello
571
00:34:45,033 --> 00:34:47,913
Alright listen Mandar....
I have met Shobha...
572
00:34:48,283 --> 00:34:49,703
She is...quite ok looking...
573
00:34:50,033 --> 00:34:51,373
What do you mean ok looking?
574
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:53,120
Tell him she looks like SRIRAM
575
00:34:53,533 --> 00:34:54,993
She does not look like Sriram...
576
00:34:55,075 --> 00:34:56,655
she looks more like her father...
577
00:34:57,242 --> 00:34:59,582
- Her forehead has the same shape
- What forehead?
578
00:34:59,658 --> 00:35:00,698
he's bald
579
00:35:00,783 --> 00:35:03,703
Please stop chatting amongst yourselves
and give me the details instead..
580
00:35:06,992 --> 00:35:11,082
Alright Mandar,
Shobha looks exactly like Sriram...
581
00:35:11,742 --> 00:35:13,032
Her nose is the same as him...
582
00:35:13,283 --> 00:35:14,453
and she is quite slim...
583
00:35:14,533 --> 00:35:16,993
She's a double chin...hardly slim!
584
00:35:17,367 --> 00:35:18,697
- Mandar...
- Hmmm....
585
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:19,993
She is slim....
586
00:35:20,075 --> 00:35:21,275
Has a round face...
587
00:35:21,742 --> 00:35:23,032
Has long tresses...
588
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,450
Which are light brown golden in color...
589
00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:26,910
It's artificially colored
590
00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:30,155
Just because you color your hair
doesn't mean the world does it too?
591
00:35:30,617 --> 00:35:32,367
I have been coloring
my hair for 25 years...
592
00:35:32,825 --> 00:35:36,615
I can make out by just a glance what hair
is artificially colored and which is not!
593
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,950
Forget it...
I will find her somehow...
594
00:35:39,033 --> 00:35:40,453
Just a second...
595
00:35:40,992 --> 00:35:42,492
What's her surname?
596
00:35:43,033 --> 00:35:44,703
Where do they have surnames...
597
00:35:45,408 --> 00:35:46,408
What is it now...
598
00:35:47,575 --> 00:35:50,525
Shobha Narayan?
599
00:35:51,408 --> 00:35:52,238
Natrajan?
600
00:35:52,325 --> 00:35:53,485
What Natrajan...
601
00:35:53,575 --> 00:35:54,865
Drop it...I will find her..bye
602
00:36:07,825 --> 00:36:09,275
There he is...
603
00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:10,697
He has become so 'fair and lovely'...
604
00:36:10,783 --> 00:36:11,993
Didn't recognize him...
605
00:36:12,075 --> 00:36:13,695
What wonder creams
do they have overseas?
606
00:36:13,783 --> 00:36:15,783
Truly 'fair and lovely'
607
00:37:19,450 --> 00:37:20,620
Hi...Sorry...
608
00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:21,950
Its ok...
609
00:37:22,158 --> 00:37:24,528
actually I had to change into a
dress...hence was delayed...
610
00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:25,737
Why?
611
00:37:26,367 --> 00:37:29,157
What do you think...I wear
such dresses to work?
612
00:37:34,658 --> 00:37:35,238
Tripti...
613
00:37:35,325 --> 00:37:39,115
Can we go to a friend's place
before we go to the restaurant?
614
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,280
Just for a little while...
there's a small party going on...
615
00:37:42,783 --> 00:37:45,413
won't take long...
a quick show of face...
616
00:37:46,950 --> 00:37:49,530
Its ok...not that necessary...its ok.
617
00:37:50,283 --> 00:37:51,373
Lets go
618
00:38:08,783 --> 00:38:11,583
Nine yarder sari is rose colored
619
00:38:11,658 --> 00:38:14,028
Misplaced not to be found
620
00:38:14,117 --> 00:38:17,367
Nine yarder sari is rose colored
621
00:38:17,450 --> 00:38:20,030
Misplaced not to be found
622
00:38:20,117 --> 00:38:23,027
Love of my life beckoned me via SMS
623
00:38:23,117 --> 00:38:25,907
Rush right now to the farmhouse
624
00:38:25,992 --> 00:38:28,912
Reading the SMS I wondered aloud
625
00:38:28,992 --> 00:38:31,622
How could I go thus to the farmhouse?
626
00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:34,410
Come come come come hither
627
00:38:34,492 --> 00:38:37,122
Come come come hither girlfriend
628
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,160
Shall give a rose colored sari to you
629
00:38:40,242 --> 00:38:42,872
Come come come hither girlfriend
630
00:38:42,950 --> 00:38:45,910
Shall get you a matching blouse too
631
00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:48,737
Wing co..shirt..
632
00:38:48,825 --> 00:38:50,405
No shirt..please...
633
00:38:50,492 --> 00:38:52,372
Wing co..shirt..
634
00:39:03,450 --> 00:39:04,870
What are you doing?
635
00:39:05,867 --> 00:39:07,197
Have you lost mind?
636
00:39:16,742 --> 00:39:18,492
Why didn't you tell me
it was their anniversary...
637
00:39:18,575 --> 00:39:19,615
We could have bought a gift
638
00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:20,450
I was about to...
639
00:39:20,533 --> 00:39:21,873
Henceforth let me know..
640
00:39:24,908 --> 00:39:28,698
By the way,
this was visible all the time...
641
00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:30,525
Is it supposed to?
642
00:39:30,617 --> 00:39:34,447
No...I came from office directly and
I forgot to carry the black one...
643
00:39:35,533 --> 00:39:36,413
You should have said something.
644
00:39:36,492 --> 00:39:38,412
How could I with so many
people around?
645
00:39:40,408 --> 00:39:43,198
During hostel days we had a code word...
646
00:39:43,408 --> 00:39:44,408
RSVP
647
00:39:44,492 --> 00:39:45,782
- RSVP?
- Yeah
648
00:39:45,867 --> 00:39:49,697
So whenever anyone said RSVP,
everyone would adjust their bras...
649
00:39:49,950 --> 00:39:51,740
Does it even mean anything?
650
00:39:51,825 --> 00:39:54,075
Yeah... Royal Strap Visible Please
651
00:40:00,033 --> 00:40:01,703
Your friend is so funny...
652
00:40:05,867 --> 00:40:08,277
So have you thought anything about us?
653
00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:12,368
This is only our second meeting...
I don't know
654
00:40:46,492 --> 00:40:47,662
Who is it?
655
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,330
Miaooowwww....
656
00:40:50,367 --> 00:40:51,987
Miaooowwww....
657
00:40:54,783 --> 00:40:56,663
MAY AAAAIIIIII?
658
00:40:59,908 --> 00:41:02,368
So the hubby's at...a conference?
659
00:41:02,450 --> 00:41:03,660
That's why I called.
660
00:41:04,283 --> 00:41:07,283
Else once you are married why will
you even show?
661
00:41:09,450 --> 00:41:10,660
Me and marriage?
662
00:41:13,117 --> 00:41:14,117
Really!
663
00:41:15,325 --> 00:41:16,115
Come!
664
00:41:21,325 --> 00:41:22,405
Give me that one.
665
00:41:24,450 --> 00:41:26,530
Man, one I should've told
the truth I lied to!
666
00:41:26,742 --> 00:41:28,452
Now I have to act as though
I am "pristine pure"!
667
00:41:28,617 --> 00:41:29,737
Give me some.
668
00:41:29,825 --> 00:41:31,075
All this is on you!
669
00:41:31,450 --> 00:41:32,580
What did I do?
670
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:34,658
I asked you to lie?
671
00:41:36,075 --> 00:41:37,945
Next time you see her
speak the truth.
672
00:41:39,242 --> 00:41:40,412
Will you never tell her?
673
00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:42,830
Let her say 'Yes' first and
we shall see then.
674
00:41:43,325 --> 00:41:46,695
Mandar. Please don't start your
'vaasugiri' on her.
675
00:41:46,783 --> 00:41:49,783
No never. Not a chance. Not with her.
I've turned a new leaf.
676
00:41:51,950 --> 00:41:53,410
No faith in you.
677
00:41:55,075 --> 00:41:56,275
You don't get it.
678
00:41:56,658 --> 00:41:59,448
Whoever I did this with were all
'party-packs'!
679
00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:01,530
She's a 'family-pack'
680
00:42:01,617 --> 00:42:02,907
Should I give you a family-pack?
681
00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:07,580
No, no give us cones. This flavor. Two.
682
00:42:14,117 --> 00:42:15,447
Hi Baby!
683
00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:17,575
No Baby!
684
00:42:19,158 --> 00:42:20,488
Yeah Baby!
685
00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:22,910
Wanna meet again tonight?
686
00:42:23,700 --> 00:42:24,700
OK, done!
687
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:27,660
Meeeowwww!
688
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,240
New leaf?
689
00:42:36,658 --> 00:42:38,988
Well almost..almost a new leaf.
690
00:42:39,075 --> 00:42:40,575
Some withdrawal symptoms
691
00:42:44,617 --> 00:42:47,117
Right, I emailed you Trupti's picture,
did you get that?
692
00:42:47,367 --> 00:42:48,277
Ya..
693
00:42:49,283 --> 00:42:51,413
She looks like Ms. Ferguson.
694
00:42:52,450 --> 00:42:54,740
Who Ms. Ferguson.
The one from Pune, with Kshitij?
695
00:42:54,825 --> 00:42:55,325
Ya
696
00:42:55,408 --> 00:42:56,278
Are you crazy?
697
00:42:56,367 --> 00:42:57,617
She was way different.
698
00:42:59,325 --> 00:43:00,695
Sneha Mazgaonkar
699
00:43:02,575 --> 00:43:06,155
Kshitij I tell ya, babes would see him
in his Army uniform and fall all over him.
700
00:43:12,408 --> 00:43:14,118
Kshitij lets go...
701
00:43:18,825 --> 00:43:20,365
Look that tree there,
seems to be withering...
702
00:43:21,283 --> 00:43:22,453
I am in uniform ass...
703
00:43:22,533 --> 00:43:24,243
So run up to my hostel and do it
704
00:43:47,325 --> 00:43:48,445
Rickshaw...
705
00:44:05,367 --> 00:44:07,617
Kshitij.. you have so many options
706
00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:09,200
can you set few for me?
707
00:44:09,283 --> 00:44:11,083
Hey Kshitij..
708
00:44:11,158 --> 00:44:12,948
Teach me bro..give me some tips
709
00:44:13,158 --> 00:44:14,948
Kshitij..you are my brother man
710
00:44:34,075 --> 00:44:35,615
Yusuf buddy, please don't cry..
711
00:44:36,408 --> 00:44:37,988
You look worse when you shed tears!
712
00:44:40,992 --> 00:44:41,992
Yes!
713
00:44:42,992 --> 00:44:43,952
Listen...
714
00:44:44,408 --> 00:44:45,738
Go to Rehana
715
00:44:46,283 --> 00:44:47,413
and speak your heart to her....
716
00:44:47,492 --> 00:44:48,702
What he couldn't say in ten years,
717
00:44:48,783 --> 00:44:50,083
My balls he will now...
718
00:44:50,158 --> 00:44:51,408
In any case she's been hooked!
719
00:44:51,492 --> 00:44:53,242
Like you have told many people...
720
00:44:53,533 --> 00:44:54,203
At least I try...
721
00:44:54,283 --> 00:44:55,163
Shut up...
722
00:44:55,367 --> 00:44:56,447
Look here Yusuf...
723
00:44:56,992 --> 00:44:59,282
You just saw her talking to a guy right?
724
00:45:00,575 --> 00:45:01,985
He didn't manhandle her right?
725
00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:05,830
Meaning he hadn't held her hand right?
726
00:45:06,408 --> 00:45:08,198
That doesn't mean she's hooked...
727
00:45:09,617 --> 00:45:12,237
Muster the guts and tell her...
728
00:45:13,617 --> 00:45:15,867
Where are you off to?
You were to leave in the evening right?
729
00:45:17,908 --> 00:45:19,158
I have a meeting..
730
00:45:19,742 --> 00:45:20,952
With Miss Ferguson
731
00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:25,830
Yusuf look at this guy and learn...
732
00:45:25,908 --> 00:45:27,578
There's no such thing
as love my brother...
733
00:45:28,367 --> 00:45:29,527
What are you smiling about?
734
00:45:30,617 --> 00:45:34,367
You think you are some stud
and chicks dig you
735
00:45:36,617 --> 00:45:38,237
Its your uniform that does it...
736
00:45:38,533 --> 00:45:40,413
Alright lets get him
a uniform stitched...
737
00:45:40,825 --> 00:45:42,445
But we will need
a lot more cloth for him...
738
00:45:42,533 --> 00:45:44,243
What kind of brothers I have!
739
00:46:36,908 --> 00:46:37,948
Hey...what are you upto?
740
00:46:38,033 --> 00:46:39,623
- Just need to go a little ahead...
- Get down I say!
741
00:46:39,700 --> 00:46:40,330
I am in a rush...
742
00:46:40,408 --> 00:46:42,198
- Can't find an autorickshaw...hence...
- Get off
743
00:46:42,283 --> 00:46:43,453
Just a little bit further...
744
00:46:43,533 --> 00:46:45,703
Brother, brother...
why don't you carry on...
745
00:46:47,242 --> 00:46:48,242
Thank you...
746
00:47:02,367 --> 00:47:02,987
Here...
747
00:47:03,075 --> 00:47:03,865
Change
748
00:47:04,158 --> 00:47:04,578
No, no...
749
00:47:04,658 --> 00:47:06,778
No I insist...
Please take it...
750
00:47:06,867 --> 00:47:08,237
A contribution is a contribution...
751
00:47:10,742 --> 00:47:12,082
You come here to swim?
752
00:47:14,617 --> 00:47:15,777
You look it...
753
00:47:16,408 --> 00:47:18,868
I mean...healthy and fit!
754
00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:24,910
I am Mandar Ponkshe
755
00:47:25,450 --> 00:47:26,490
Yourself?
756
00:47:26,658 --> 00:47:27,828
PARUL...
757
00:47:27,908 --> 00:47:28,778
Surname?
758
00:47:28,867 --> 00:47:29,827
Kotak...
759
00:47:30,117 --> 00:47:31,367
Parul Kotak.
Nice!
760
00:47:31,450 --> 00:47:32,490
Where do you want to get off?
761
00:47:32,575 --> 00:47:33,655
Just look ahead and drive
762
00:47:33,742 --> 00:47:35,372
Don't want a needless accident
763
00:47:35,700 --> 00:47:38,120
But where did you want to get off?
764
00:47:40,825 --> 00:47:41,905
Well actually,
765
00:47:42,158 --> 00:47:43,868
I wanted to talk to you...
766
00:47:46,283 --> 00:47:47,833
I want to be friends with you...
767
00:47:48,742 --> 00:47:49,702
Why?
768
00:47:51,533 --> 00:47:53,663
Now do I have to spell that out too
Ms. Parul Kotak?
769
00:47:58,158 --> 00:47:59,578
But I really respect you!
770
00:48:02,658 --> 00:48:04,948
What if she had refused...
or hit you...
771
00:48:06,075 --> 00:48:08,325
If she'd hit me...
You conclude she's not interested
772
00:48:08,408 --> 00:48:09,408
Prateek you are such a baby...
773
00:48:09,492 --> 00:48:11,282
That was my litmus test bro!
774
00:48:11,367 --> 00:48:12,827
A method behind this madness?
775
00:48:13,617 --> 00:48:14,907
How do you do this bud?
776
00:48:16,117 --> 00:48:17,237
Very simple dude...
777
00:48:17,325 --> 00:48:18,695
Just smell a woman's needs
778
00:48:18,783 --> 00:48:19,993
Inhale...the scents.
779
00:48:20,992 --> 00:48:22,492
Freaking VAASU
(one who sniffs)
780
00:48:23,283 --> 00:48:25,083
Sir you're the God of scents...
VAASUDEV!
781
00:48:30,033 --> 00:48:31,873
Are you such a big fan of Samantha Fox?
782
00:48:36,242 --> 00:48:38,162
Not of her singing though.
783
00:48:39,367 --> 00:48:41,527
Just her, her fitness!
784
00:48:46,533 --> 00:48:48,243
What's that, there on your neck?
785
00:48:49,158 --> 00:48:50,278
A birthmark?
786
00:48:50,367 --> 00:48:51,367
Don't know
787
00:48:52,617 --> 00:48:53,827
Yes.
788
00:48:54,700 --> 00:48:56,950
I have one too, right here.
789
00:49:02,283 --> 00:49:03,413
One here as well.
790
00:49:05,575 --> 00:49:07,735
They say those with a mole over
their hearts are
791
00:49:07,825 --> 00:49:10,445
free spirited.
792
00:49:11,242 --> 00:49:12,872
Very open minded.
793
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:15,580
Very liberated.
794
00:49:18,325 --> 00:49:20,445
You seem to be very free
795
00:49:21,283 --> 00:49:22,583
and liberated too....
796
00:49:22,867 --> 00:49:25,197
so do you also have a
mole over your heart?
797
00:49:27,450 --> 00:49:28,450
Over the heart?
798
00:49:29,950 --> 00:49:30,530
Here?
799
00:49:30,617 --> 00:49:31,447
Yeah.
800
00:49:31,950 --> 00:49:33,410
No I don't know. I don't!
801
00:49:33,492 --> 00:49:34,582
Shall we check?
802
00:49:37,158 --> 00:49:37,738
Now?
803
00:49:37,825 --> 00:49:38,235
Yeah.
804
00:49:38,325 --> 00:49:39,275
Lets check right?
805
00:49:39,367 --> 00:49:40,447
No, lets not.
806
00:49:40,533 --> 00:49:41,663
Why not check?
807
00:49:44,575 --> 00:49:45,235
Someone might...
808
00:49:45,325 --> 00:49:47,695
No, no. People have lab work,
so no one will!
809
00:49:51,742 --> 00:49:52,742
Nothing here.
810
00:49:53,492 --> 00:49:55,992
Can't make out yet.
You'll need to unbutton more.
811
00:49:58,117 --> 00:49:59,527
Excuse me what're you doing?
812
00:49:59,617 --> 00:50:02,987
Looks like nothing here, but having
one over the kidney too is lucky!
813
00:50:03,283 --> 00:50:04,583
This is insane
814
00:50:13,575 --> 00:50:16,775
Arrows find mark, by aim or fluke
815
00:50:16,867 --> 00:50:18,657
I can't stay, I can't stay
816
00:50:18,742 --> 00:50:20,202
I can't stay farnished.
817
00:50:20,617 --> 00:50:23,737
Arrows find mark, by aim or fluke
818
00:50:23,825 --> 00:50:25,575
I can't stay, I can't stay
819
00:50:25,658 --> 00:50:27,488
I can't stay farnished.
820
00:50:34,950 --> 00:50:36,450
Dad, I need 2500 bucks...
821
00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:37,873
Need to buy a log table...
822
00:50:38,617 --> 00:50:40,737
No don't need a chair just the table.
823
00:50:41,158 --> 00:50:42,698
No beauty, nor a nympy
824
00:50:42,783 --> 00:50:44,583
No expensive meals.
825
00:50:44,658 --> 00:50:46,238
Nor soft mattresses.
826
00:50:46,325 --> 00:50:48,445
Not barbecued meat.
827
00:50:48,533 --> 00:50:53,453
For an empty plate, anything goes.
828
00:50:54,742 --> 00:50:58,622
Right, for an empty plate, anything goes.
829
00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:01,830
Whether stale bread or table salt
830
00:51:01,908 --> 00:51:03,488
Pinch of,
831
00:51:03,825 --> 00:51:06,485
pinch of salt will do too!
832
00:51:16,117 --> 00:51:18,327
Someone else's discard
833
00:51:19,075 --> 00:51:21,695
Will be a party for beggars
834
00:51:22,908 --> 00:51:25,368
No major demands made
835
00:51:26,033 --> 00:51:28,993
By the crowd of naked and empty
836
00:51:29,617 --> 00:51:33,237
Just about anything will do
A taste is what the body needs
837
00:51:33,325 --> 00:51:38,405
Will fool the mind
A taste of food is needed
838
00:51:38,492 --> 00:51:42,702
However thin be the gruel
Thicken it with bread crumbs
839
00:51:42,783 --> 00:51:43,743
Little.
840
00:51:43,825 --> 00:51:44,825
a bit
841
00:51:45,450 --> 00:51:48,740
However thin be the gruel
Thicken it with bread crumbs
842
00:51:48,825 --> 00:51:52,075
Whether stale bread or table salt
843
00:51:52,158 --> 00:51:53,868
Pinch of,
844
00:51:53,950 --> 00:51:56,580
pinch of salt will do too!
845
00:52:04,367 --> 00:52:07,867
Rule of thumb is simple bro
846
00:52:07,950 --> 00:52:11,370
Low expectations, high intentions
847
00:52:11,450 --> 00:52:14,830
A night unspent on an empty stomach
848
00:52:14,908 --> 00:52:16,448
Boiled rice, steamed veggies
849
00:52:16,533 --> 00:52:18,123
Wee bit of sour curd
850
00:52:21,700 --> 00:52:23,370
Mix in a dash of pickle
851
00:52:23,450 --> 00:52:25,080
No regrets
852
00:52:25,158 --> 00:52:27,778
Whether stale bread or table salt
853
00:52:27,867 --> 00:52:29,577
pinch of salt will do too!
854
00:54:20,658 --> 00:54:22,118
No I am going guys...
855
00:54:23,033 --> 00:54:24,703
I am going to beat
the crap out of her father...
856
00:54:25,033 --> 00:54:26,833
Don't get into this dumb social service.
857
00:54:26,908 --> 00:54:28,328
You don't even know her dude...
858
00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:30,490
Anju's Nilima's friend..
859
00:54:31,325 --> 00:54:33,235
Today Nilima had come
with Anju's brother...
860
00:54:34,075 --> 00:54:35,365
You know her too...
861
00:54:35,658 --> 00:54:36,578
Who is this chick?
862
00:54:36,658 --> 00:54:38,238
You never introduce us properly...
863
00:54:38,325 --> 00:54:39,575
You always wave goodbye from afar...
864
00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:42,330
Alright, the one who was there today
865
00:54:44,658 --> 00:54:47,828
What the fuck...how can a father
force himself on his own daughter?
866
00:54:48,575 --> 00:54:50,195
What!?
He rapes her?
867
00:54:51,158 --> 00:54:52,368
Mother fucker!
868
00:54:53,450 --> 00:54:54,910
I am going to beat him so...
869
00:54:55,783 --> 00:54:57,453
He won't dare touch anyone
in the future..
870
00:54:57,783 --> 00:54:59,583
Why don't we go to the police?
871
00:54:59,658 --> 00:55:00,988
He's influential...
872
00:55:01,075 --> 00:55:02,525
Which is why he's getting
away with this shit!
873
00:55:03,033 --> 00:55:05,163
Guys..
Do you wanna come along?
874
00:55:05,492 --> 00:55:06,782
else I will handle it myself.
875
00:55:08,450 --> 00:55:09,580
I don't think this is right...
876
00:55:09,658 --> 00:55:10,658
right Mandar?
877
00:55:11,117 --> 00:55:12,827
Lets go guys...
lets scrunch his balls a bit...
878
00:55:12,908 --> 00:55:13,988
Lets Bobbit him!
879
00:55:14,075 --> 00:55:15,075
Lets go!
880
00:55:15,533 --> 00:55:17,123
What? Now?
881
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:18,200
Now
882
00:55:18,908 --> 00:55:20,328
But we are...
883
00:55:20,408 --> 00:55:21,868
Alright you guys continue playing,
I'm off...
884
00:55:22,117 --> 00:55:23,327
Hey Kshitij...
885
00:55:23,408 --> 00:55:24,328
Wait a minute..I am coming...
886
00:55:24,408 --> 00:55:24,988
Hey come along..
887
00:55:25,075 --> 00:55:26,115
Whaa...
888
00:55:39,825 --> 00:55:41,485
Kshitij enough bro...lets go...
889
00:55:41,575 --> 00:55:43,075
Shut up...else you will get one too...
890
00:55:46,158 --> 00:55:49,368
How dare you assault your
own daughter, Bastard!
891
00:55:52,825 --> 00:55:53,985
You...
892
00:55:54,992 --> 00:55:55,492
Listen carefully to what I say..
893
00:55:55,575 --> 00:55:56,365
Look here and listen...
894
00:55:59,117 --> 00:56:00,907
If you don't pay heed to
what I have said,
895
00:56:02,492 --> 00:56:04,332
I will insert molten rods
into your body...
896
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,620
Small your eyeballs...
897
00:56:07,450 --> 00:56:08,660
If you ever look at her again...
898
00:56:08,742 --> 00:56:11,202
I shall strip you nude and
whip you...fucker
899
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:15,240
Do you understand..I'll whip you...
900
00:56:36,575 --> 00:56:39,115
He's been singing
the Anju tune for a while now...
901
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:43,330
Hasn't brought anyone else
around either...
902
00:56:45,658 --> 00:56:46,828
Love...
903
00:56:46,908 --> 00:56:48,238
What kind of love is this?
904
00:56:48,700 --> 00:56:50,240
Not with Nilima...
905
00:56:50,450 --> 00:56:51,910
Not with Miss Ferguson...
906
00:56:51,992 --> 00:56:55,122
And not with all those sexy
chicks he would bring around...
907
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,530
Instead Anju!
908
00:56:57,742 --> 00:56:58,952
Love is blind Mandar
909
00:56:59,033 --> 00:57:00,993
Well love HERE is color blind!
910
00:57:02,242 --> 00:57:04,532
Fucking fasciss...racist...
911
00:57:04,908 --> 00:57:06,488
Have you seen her dude...
912
00:57:06,575 --> 00:57:07,775
She is not even wheat...she is dark!
913
00:57:07,867 --> 00:57:09,157
- So what's the problem?
- You are blind
914
00:57:09,242 --> 00:57:11,032
Can't one fall in love with dark people?
915
00:57:11,117 --> 00:57:12,237
Arsehole!
916
00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:16,870
Hey Jyotsna...
917
00:57:18,075 --> 00:57:19,025
Jyotsna
918
00:57:19,533 --> 00:57:21,583
On your way back,
can you get the balm please?
919
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,330
Hello
920
00:58:09,617 --> 00:58:11,237
Looks like you returned
early from jogging.
921
00:58:11,450 --> 00:58:12,660
Who's it?
922
00:58:12,992 --> 00:58:14,742
How come you didn't recognize my voice?
923
00:58:17,825 --> 00:58:19,155
Who's this?
924
00:58:30,950 --> 00:58:32,370
Jyo..t...sna..?
925
00:58:49,867 --> 00:58:50,907
Hello...
926
00:58:51,158 --> 00:58:52,828
Hello...is Mr. Patil home?
927
00:58:52,908 --> 00:58:54,118
Wrong...wrong number.
928
00:59:44,408 --> 00:59:45,488
Hello...
929
00:59:46,242 --> 00:59:48,992
Why did you disconnect
the phone yesterday?
930
00:59:49,367 --> 00:59:50,617
I need to meet you...
931
00:59:52,075 --> 00:59:53,325
So come along...
932
00:59:53,658 --> 00:59:55,238
you know where I live...
933
00:59:55,575 --> 00:59:56,735
Leave the door open...
934
01:00:34,950 --> 01:00:36,830
Why so long?
You live so near...
935
01:00:37,867 --> 01:00:39,277
Look all this was a joke...
936
01:00:40,283 --> 01:00:41,453
Enough now...
937
01:00:41,700 --> 01:00:42,740
Understand...
938
01:00:43,825 --> 01:00:45,365
Don't let your imagination go wild...
939
01:00:47,075 --> 01:00:48,155
You came here to inform me this?
940
01:00:48,242 --> 01:00:49,282
Yes
941
01:00:49,950 --> 01:00:51,580
And don't call me in the future..
942
01:00:52,908 --> 01:00:54,528
Where had I called
943
01:00:55,617 --> 01:00:57,327
You'd called right?
944
01:01:01,450 --> 01:01:03,660
Lets keep it going...what's the problem?
945
01:01:11,658 --> 01:01:12,908
Alright...
946
01:01:14,658 --> 01:01:16,328
I'll call my husband...
947
01:01:17,492 --> 01:01:20,782
The two of you can discuss
And decide what needs to be done...
948
01:01:31,075 --> 01:01:31,575
Alright.
949
01:01:31,658 --> 01:01:32,908
Call your husband...
950
01:01:37,825 --> 01:01:39,195
I will discuss with him...
951
01:01:45,992 --> 01:01:48,202
Look you want to end it, lets do so...
952
01:01:51,492 --> 01:01:53,582
But lets end it on a happy note...
953
01:01:56,867 --> 01:01:58,197
Give me a kiss...
954
01:02:05,658 --> 01:02:09,278
Just a kiss and then we are done...
955
01:02:15,658 --> 01:02:16,988
Just one kiss...
956
01:02:42,283 --> 01:02:43,373
Hello...
957
01:03:02,742 --> 01:03:04,282
Hush-hush
958
01:03:05,033 --> 01:03:06,873
under the wraps
959
01:03:07,325 --> 01:03:09,025
this affair of ours
960
01:03:09,617 --> 01:03:11,617
is best kept
961
01:03:11,867 --> 01:03:14,077
hush-hush
962
01:03:14,283 --> 01:03:16,243
under the wraps
963
01:03:16,450 --> 01:03:18,410
this affair of ours
964
01:03:18,783 --> 01:03:20,953
is best kept
965
01:03:21,242 --> 01:03:23,242
Forbidden fruit
966
01:03:23,325 --> 01:03:25,155
quietly heist
967
01:03:25,700 --> 01:03:28,080
its tanginess
968
01:03:28,158 --> 01:03:30,328
slowly unpacked
969
01:03:30,408 --> 01:03:32,408
Forbidden fruit
970
01:03:32,492 --> 01:03:34,492
quietly heist
971
01:03:34,867 --> 01:03:36,947
its tanginess
972
01:03:37,033 --> 01:03:39,533
easily relished.
973
01:03:39,617 --> 01:03:41,617
hush-hush
974
01:03:41,908 --> 01:03:43,988
under the wraps
975
01:03:44,075 --> 01:03:46,115
this affair of ours
976
01:03:46,533 --> 01:03:48,743
is best kept
977
01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:09,450
That which is right,
to the winds thrown
978
01:04:09,533 --> 01:04:13,913
We drench in the rains,
of the wrong
979
01:04:13,992 --> 01:04:18,742
Swing to the tunes of frolic 'n fun
980
01:04:18,825 --> 01:04:23,275
Entangled in the
conspiracies of heart
981
01:04:23,533 --> 01:04:27,993
Within the bubble of bounds
982
01:04:28,075 --> 01:04:32,615
Heart-beats play a game of ping-pong
983
01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:36,580
And carry on with this state of being
984
01:04:37,325 --> 01:04:38,865
hush-hush
985
01:04:39,658 --> 01:04:41,488
under the wraps
986
01:04:41,742 --> 01:04:43,582
this affair of ours
987
01:04:44,283 --> 01:04:46,333
is best kept
988
01:04:46,408 --> 01:04:48,278
hush-hush
989
01:04:48,908 --> 01:04:50,658
under the wraps
990
01:04:51,033 --> 01:04:53,163
this affair of ours
991
01:04:53,408 --> 01:04:55,908
is best kept
992
01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:37,280
Like a cat drinking milk of a saucer
993
01:05:37,367 --> 01:05:41,277
Relished that which wasn't ours,
994
01:05:41,908 --> 01:05:46,528
Held by a string of relationships
995
01:05:46,617 --> 01:05:51,117
Hid away in the glow of the moment.
996
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:55,740
When the eyes signaled in a glance.
997
01:05:55,825 --> 01:06:00,405
We pretended a make-do romance.
998
01:06:00,492 --> 01:06:04,992
As a matter of pretense
So be it heartburn to others
999
01:06:05,075 --> 01:06:06,985
hush-hush
1000
01:06:07,325 --> 01:06:09,195
under the wraps
1001
01:06:09,533 --> 01:06:11,583
this affair of ours
1002
01:06:11,908 --> 01:06:14,078
is best kept
1003
01:06:14,283 --> 01:06:15,993
hush-hush
1004
01:06:16,575 --> 01:06:18,695
under the wraps
1005
01:06:18,783 --> 01:06:21,033
this affair of ours
1006
01:06:21,117 --> 01:06:23,407
is best kept
1007
01:07:59,492 --> 01:08:01,032
It looks great on me right?
1008
01:08:07,617 --> 01:08:10,827
When Deepak had bought me the first saari...
It was very bad
1009
01:08:13,117 --> 01:08:14,367
But we were new lovers...
1010
01:08:14,450 --> 01:08:17,200
To not break his heart
I'd said it was great...
1011
01:08:20,908 --> 01:08:22,578
Then he continued to buy bad saaris...
1012
01:08:22,658 --> 01:08:23,948
And I kept wearing them...
1013
01:08:26,992 --> 01:08:28,282
He doesn't buy anymore...
1014
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:31,910
And now when I buy, they are as bad...
1015
01:08:35,992 --> 01:08:37,662
But truly this is nice...
1016
01:08:43,742 --> 01:08:45,122
But such a nice saari...
1017
01:08:45,825 --> 01:08:47,485
What if Deepak finds out?
1018
01:08:52,950 --> 01:08:54,740
What if he kicks me out of the house?
1019
01:08:54,825 --> 01:08:56,075
You will marry me right...
1020
01:08:59,825 --> 01:09:00,735
Come here...
1021
01:09:08,158 --> 01:09:09,618
You'll marry me, wont you?
1022
01:09:17,617 --> 01:09:18,777
We won't get caught!
1023
01:09:49,783 --> 01:09:51,333
Wwww...what's it?
1024
01:09:58,992 --> 01:10:04,372
Yyy...you have ccc come
to meet JyJy Jyotsna?
1025
01:10:05,700 --> 01:10:08,330
No I had brought comics for Akshay.
1026
01:10:12,783 --> 01:10:16,413
Cococococo......
1027
01:10:17,825 --> 01:10:18,775
Comics...
1028
01:10:21,950 --> 01:10:24,330
You lend comics for what
Fa..fa..favors?
1029
01:10:25,825 --> 01:10:28,075
No these are for Akshay
1030
01:10:35,658 --> 01:10:39,908
Do I..look an arse...
arse...hole to you?
1031
01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:48,275
Lets go to your college, now!
1032
01:10:48,367 --> 01:10:53,867
Lets meet your principal...
1033
01:10:55,325 --> 01:10:57,615
Let me take your home address
1034
01:10:58,367 --> 01:11:01,157
and call your parents here...
1035
01:11:01,367 --> 01:11:04,867
Sososorry...sir PlPlease...
1036
01:11:06,450 --> 01:11:07,580
No, lets go...
1037
01:11:09,367 --> 01:11:12,657
Where the fuck are you running off to?
1038
01:11:13,492 --> 01:11:14,622
Sorry sir...
1039
01:11:14,700 --> 01:11:19,160
Don't you have the balls?
1040
01:11:58,033 --> 01:12:00,453
Why didn't you warn me yesterday?
1041
01:12:00,533 --> 01:12:01,703
I wouldn't have come over...
1042
01:12:02,533 --> 01:12:04,953
Fuck the slipper!
How did he even come to know?
1043
01:12:05,408 --> 01:12:06,778
Stop calling me
1044
01:12:06,867 --> 01:12:09,027
And ask the others with
whom you've shared my number
1045
01:12:09,283 --> 01:12:10,243
Wait a minute...
1046
01:12:10,325 --> 01:12:11,655
I have not given anyone your number...
1047
01:12:11,867 --> 01:12:14,117
Please listen to me...
1048
01:12:14,325 --> 01:12:15,365
Whats my fault in this?
1049
01:12:15,783 --> 01:12:17,873
Jyotsna lets think about this...
1050
01:12:17,950 --> 01:12:19,410
Together lets resolve it...
1051
01:12:22,117 --> 01:12:23,827
You ran away...
where can I run to?
1052
01:12:51,408 --> 01:12:52,448
Congrats...
1053
01:12:54,367 --> 01:12:55,197
Mandar...
1054
01:12:55,450 --> 01:12:56,700
- Congrats
- Thanks...
1055
01:13:06,242 --> 01:13:08,032
You err while others suffer
1056
01:13:09,450 --> 01:13:10,330
Makes no sense!
1057
01:13:10,408 --> 01:13:11,488
Do you know where I erred?
1058
01:13:11,575 --> 01:13:13,485
I couldn't keep it under the wraps.
1059
01:13:14,033 --> 01:13:15,623
You've an answer for everything
1060
01:13:15,992 --> 01:13:17,782
First you ran away from the apartment
1061
01:13:18,075 --> 01:13:19,695
next from the city...
1062
01:13:20,492 --> 01:13:21,662
What about that lady?
1063
01:13:22,783 --> 01:13:24,453
Her husband would have
divorced her by now...
1064
01:13:25,283 --> 01:13:26,583
Didn't they have a kid too?
1065
01:13:35,033 --> 01:13:36,203
Hello PARUL,
1066
01:13:36,742 --> 01:13:38,412
Please listen to me...
1067
01:13:38,492 --> 01:13:40,242
please for a second only...
1068
01:13:40,325 --> 01:13:42,155
I want to talk about something else...
1069
01:13:42,575 --> 01:13:43,445
Parul please...
1070
01:13:43,533 --> 01:13:45,163
don't hang up...Parul...
1071
01:14:00,367 --> 01:14:00,987
Hey bro...
1072
01:14:01,075 --> 01:14:02,695
It's not a race...
Just follow her
1073
01:14:02,783 --> 01:14:05,243
- I suggest you walk, it's simpler!
- Just slow down
1074
01:14:27,325 --> 01:14:28,445
I was thinking...
1075
01:14:29,783 --> 01:14:30,993
I've morning college...
1076
01:14:32,825 --> 01:14:34,325
If I join something part time...
1077
01:14:34,617 --> 01:14:36,077
I'll gain some experience...
1078
01:14:37,325 --> 01:14:39,115
that will help me in...
1079
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:40,200
Hi
1080
01:14:41,575 --> 01:14:42,655
Excuse me?
1081
01:14:44,075 --> 01:14:45,365
This is Mandar...
1082
01:14:47,450 --> 01:14:48,620
Hi I'm Aloke.
1083
01:14:55,825 --> 01:14:57,405
Has she told you about us?
1084
01:14:58,492 --> 01:14:59,452
In detail?
1085
01:15:00,408 --> 01:15:01,408
About the hostel...
1086
01:15:01,492 --> 01:15:02,662
Why I was thrown out?
1087
01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:04,950
Its an interesting story...
1088
01:15:05,158 --> 01:15:06,618
Parul...He knows right?
1089
01:15:07,783 --> 01:15:10,493
I would really love to know but...
1090
01:15:12,367 --> 01:15:13,697
You go down, I will join you.
1091
01:15:22,158 --> 01:15:23,578
What are you doing Mandar?
1092
01:15:24,533 --> 01:15:25,873
Why are you doing this?
1093
01:15:27,700 --> 01:15:29,200
I loved you
1094
01:15:29,867 --> 01:15:31,237
wanted to marry you.
1095
01:15:32,658 --> 01:15:35,488
Now I love Aloke
and will get married to him.
1096
01:15:40,825 --> 01:15:42,275
You will marry HIM?
1097
01:15:44,492 --> 01:15:45,872
Grow up Mandar....
1098
01:15:51,742 --> 01:15:54,032
My carefree friends,
1099
01:15:54,658 --> 01:15:57,078
This game is a strange one,
1100
01:15:57,783 --> 01:16:00,583
A fairground of Yeas and Nays!
1101
01:16:01,242 --> 01:16:04,622
A bitter-sweet fruit could go,
1102
01:16:05,242 --> 01:16:10,082
By the name of Savita, Sunita or Bela!
1103
01:16:10,158 --> 01:16:14,078
Thine fleeting smile
is an expression of love
1104
01:16:14,867 --> 01:16:19,447
Thine fleeting smile
is an expression of love
1105
01:16:19,533 --> 01:16:22,833
Though I am addicted to stealing hearts
1106
01:16:22,908 --> 01:16:24,158
Actually
1107
01:16:24,242 --> 01:16:28,622
Though I am addicted to stealing hearts
1108
01:16:28,950 --> 01:16:32,740
Getting thou to agree is love enough
1109
01:16:32,825 --> 01:16:33,615
Actually
1110
01:16:33,700 --> 01:16:38,200
Getting thou to agree is love enough
1111
01:16:38,283 --> 01:16:42,533
Whilst falling in love is a habit for me
1112
01:16:43,075 --> 01:16:47,275
Whilst falling in love is a habit for me
1113
01:16:48,867 --> 01:16:49,697
Yusuf...
1114
01:16:49,783 --> 01:16:51,413
Yusuf...enough is enough...
1115
01:16:51,492 --> 01:16:52,872
Enough of Rehana...
1116
01:16:52,950 --> 01:16:54,620
She is married now...
1117
01:16:54,700 --> 01:16:56,780
Start a new life Yusuf...
1118
01:16:57,033 --> 01:17:00,243
Never glanced from her car mount,
1119
01:17:00,325 --> 01:17:03,115
Never glanced from her car mount,
1120
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:05,620
Lest there be manifold accidents.
1121
01:17:06,242 --> 01:17:09,032
A vagrant life is my style
1122
01:17:09,117 --> 01:17:11,237
You're no longer Shabnam...
1123
01:17:12,742 --> 01:17:13,782
You are Rehana.
1124
01:17:13,867 --> 01:17:15,657
You intend to marry me love?
1125
01:17:16,367 --> 01:17:17,367
Yes
1126
01:17:20,242 --> 01:17:24,992
A vagrant life is my style
1127
01:17:25,075 --> 01:17:29,695
A vagabond existence is mine
1128
01:17:29,783 --> 01:17:34,533
A vagabond existence is mine
1129
01:17:37,367 --> 01:17:42,277
I fall for thy beauty my love
1130
01:17:42,450 --> 01:17:44,490
I fear that
1131
01:17:44,575 --> 01:17:47,325
I fear that
1132
01:17:47,408 --> 01:17:49,578
I fear that I maybe heartbroken
1133
01:17:51,408 --> 01:17:55,278
Loving is the truant I play
1134
01:17:55,950 --> 01:18:00,370
Loving is the truant I play
1135
01:18:00,783 --> 01:18:03,913
Though I am addicted to stealing hearts
1136
01:18:03,992 --> 01:18:05,122
Actually
1137
01:18:05,450 --> 01:18:09,330
Though I am addicted to stealing hearts
1138
01:18:10,158 --> 01:18:13,528
Thine fleeting smile
is an expression of love
1139
01:18:13,617 --> 01:18:14,697
Sincerely
1140
01:18:14,783 --> 01:18:19,413
Thine fleeting smile
is an expression of love
1141
01:18:19,492 --> 01:18:23,032
Though I am addicted to stealing hearts
1142
01:18:23,117 --> 01:18:24,157
Honestly
1143
01:18:24,242 --> 01:18:27,532
Though I am addicted to stealing hearts
1144
01:18:27,617 --> 01:18:28,907
Your's faithfully
1145
01:18:28,992 --> 01:18:33,122
Though I am addicted to stealing hearts
1146
01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:37,660
Though I am addicted to stealing hearts
1147
01:18:38,325 --> 01:18:42,945
Though I am addicted to stealing hearts
1148
01:18:43,033 --> 01:18:47,413
Though I am addicted to stealing hearts
1149
01:18:47,783 --> 01:18:51,743
Though I am addicted to stealing hearts
1150
01:18:52,533 --> 01:18:56,873
Though I am addicted to stealing hearts
1151
01:19:19,783 --> 01:19:20,783
Where were you?
1152
01:19:21,658 --> 01:19:23,408
We left so many messages on your pager.
1153
01:19:23,742 --> 01:19:26,452
Oh I wasn't near the phone...
1154
01:19:28,575 --> 01:19:29,775
Were you crying Mom?
1155
01:19:37,367 --> 01:19:38,987
Our Kshitij is no more
1156
01:19:45,450 --> 01:19:46,580
In Kashmir...
1157
01:19:54,867 --> 01:19:58,117
Of bushy thick milk moustaches
1158
01:20:01,075 --> 01:20:04,575
crisscrossed battle-lines,
of pissing matches
1159
01:20:07,450 --> 01:20:10,370
those irritable pimple scratches
1160
01:20:10,450 --> 01:20:13,580
'Twas a childhood with its blemishes
1161
01:20:16,825 --> 01:20:19,655
those irritable pimple scratches
1162
01:20:20,033 --> 01:20:23,203
'Twas a childhood with its blemishes
1163
01:20:29,450 --> 01:20:33,620
There weren't any
carousels of memories
1164
01:20:35,783 --> 01:20:39,833
No pesky dreams to plague
1165
01:20:42,117 --> 01:20:49,117
We were gentlemen kings
of our destiny
1166
01:20:51,533 --> 01:20:56,453
For every zig of yours
1167
01:20:57,908 --> 01:21:02,738
I had my very own zag
1168
01:21:04,242 --> 01:21:07,782
Time fluttered an un-still pigeon
1169
01:21:08,283 --> 01:21:11,623
on the sill of a clock-less window
1170
01:21:13,700 --> 01:21:16,490
those irritable pimple scratches
1171
01:21:16,783 --> 01:21:19,623
'Twas a childhood with its blemishes
1172
01:21:23,117 --> 01:21:27,077
Tried hard to be you,
1173
01:21:29,533 --> 01:21:34,283
Pin you to my pocket strings,
1174
01:21:35,783 --> 01:21:38,913
Merrily you blew at me raspberries.
1175
01:21:38,992 --> 01:21:42,082
Kept always out of reach.
1176
01:21:45,283 --> 01:21:48,333
Of cigarette puffs by terraces.
1177
01:21:48,408 --> 01:21:52,078
A childhood of sassy aches.
1178
01:22:50,658 --> 01:22:53,278
Hi this is Trupti
sorry I can't take your call right now.
1179
01:22:53,367 --> 01:22:55,777
Please leave a message
and I will get back to you. Thank you.
1180
01:22:57,200 --> 01:23:00,080
Why did you give the nod this quick?
1181
01:23:00,158 --> 01:23:01,658
I liked you...hence...
1182
01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:04,080
You see niceties in me already?
1183
01:23:04,158 --> 01:23:05,408
Yeah, plentiful.
1184
01:23:05,742 --> 01:23:06,702
Such as?
1185
01:23:06,950 --> 01:23:08,330
Such as.....
1186
01:23:08,408 --> 01:23:10,078
You can drive and I can't
1187
01:23:10,825 --> 01:23:11,865
So?
1188
01:23:12,242 --> 01:23:15,782
So you can ferry me
back and forth from work
1189
01:23:15,867 --> 01:23:17,867
Why do you need a wife,
just hire a driver!
1190
01:23:17,950 --> 01:23:19,160
I don't have a car...
1191
01:23:19,242 --> 01:23:20,372
So you need that too?
1192
01:23:20,533 --> 01:23:23,493
See another plus... you have a car
1193
01:23:24,908 --> 01:23:28,578
But seriously you know, this arranged
marriage stuff is beyond me
1194
01:23:28,658 --> 01:23:31,698
Since my sister
insisted I agreed....
1195
01:23:31,783 --> 01:23:34,083
but I don't feel I am
cut out for it....
1196
01:23:34,242 --> 01:23:37,332
Oh no pressure at all.. we will keep
meeting...take your time...
1197
01:23:37,408 --> 01:23:41,528
Its not that Mandar...I have had
relationships since school...
1198
01:23:41,617 --> 01:23:45,117
big and small both and now
suddenly this arranged marriage...
1199
01:23:45,283 --> 01:23:46,743
I can't come to terms with it...
1200
01:23:46,825 --> 01:23:49,445
Please don't wait for me...
better find someone else...
1201
01:23:49,617 --> 01:23:51,987
Hi, I need to get this kurta altered...
1202
01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:54,620
and the pants I gave you the other day...
1203
01:23:57,200 --> 01:23:58,830
Receipt's there somewhere...
1204
01:24:01,450 --> 01:24:04,450
Yeah...I am here to collect those...
1205
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:06,160
Will be 10 minutes
1206
01:24:06,242 --> 01:24:07,332
Speed it up please
1207
01:24:16,617 --> 01:24:18,657
Were you engaged to Chax?
1208
01:24:20,408 --> 01:24:21,948
No...there was this guy Neerav...
1209
01:24:25,242 --> 01:24:27,992
So why weren't you able to tell that girl?
1210
01:24:28,575 --> 01:24:29,575
Which girl?
1211
01:24:30,950 --> 01:24:32,330
The one from your school?
1212
01:24:34,242 --> 01:24:36,782
Oh...that...fear of rejection...
1213
01:24:37,825 --> 01:24:39,655
That's the problem with people like you...
1214
01:24:42,575 --> 01:24:44,445
So what type of girls do you like?
1215
01:24:44,908 --> 01:24:45,738
"Which type?"
1216
01:24:45,825 --> 01:24:46,775
3 o clock....
1217
01:24:47,700 --> 01:24:48,700
3 o clock?
1218
01:24:50,367 --> 01:24:53,617
Imagine a clock....
3 o clock....
1219
01:24:58,242 --> 01:25:00,492
NO... you cannot stare directly
like that...
1220
01:25:00,575 --> 01:25:01,985
So how is one supposed to look?
1221
01:25:02,992 --> 01:25:06,372
Check her out like this....
1222
01:25:10,033 --> 01:25:11,083
Like this?
1223
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:20,450
Too thin for me....
1224
01:25:25,367 --> 01:25:26,407
10.30
1225
01:25:28,408 --> 01:25:30,908
Its not a digital clock! 10 or 11?
1226
01:25:30,992 --> 01:25:32,782
There one at 10 and another at 11
1227
01:25:32,867 --> 01:25:34,777
If you bisect the two
then there's the ONE!
1228
01:25:39,492 --> 01:25:41,952
Wow...wow!!
1229
01:25:52,658 --> 01:25:55,118
So ok, you can stare directly at her?
1230
01:25:56,117 --> 01:25:56,697
Yeah....
1231
01:25:56,783 --> 01:25:58,413
I am a girl...I can see other girls...
1232
01:25:59,825 --> 01:26:00,865
She is good looking...
1233
01:26:01,283 --> 01:26:02,833
appears unmarried too...
1234
01:26:04,533 --> 01:26:05,333
Go talk to her...
1235
01:26:05,408 --> 01:26:06,368
No, no!!
1236
01:26:06,783 --> 01:26:07,833
Go on, talk to her
1237
01:26:09,867 --> 01:26:11,367
What might happen...
at most she may rough you up!
1238
01:26:11,450 --> 01:26:13,700
I've no intention of being
roughed up in broad daylight
1239
01:26:13,783 --> 01:26:17,833
But think...the fear of rejection
will be gone forever...
1240
01:26:18,825 --> 01:26:21,615
Never keep things in your hearts...
say it aloud...
1241
01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:24,450
Go now...
1242
01:26:25,617 --> 01:26:26,487
Go...
1243
01:26:26,575 --> 01:26:26,905
Should I?
1244
01:26:26,992 --> 01:26:27,662
Yeah!
1245
01:26:28,117 --> 01:26:29,487
Ok, am gonna give it a shot.
1246
01:26:37,283 --> 01:26:38,203
Go...
1247
01:26:48,575 --> 01:26:50,025
Brother, can you give me a 34-D
1248
01:26:50,408 --> 01:26:51,078
Wha....?
1249
01:26:51,158 --> 01:26:52,328
Quickly....
1250
01:26:53,533 --> 01:26:55,123
Ditch that...
give me the blue one
1251
01:27:05,783 --> 01:27:07,743
Sir...your hand...
you're squeezing it!
1252
01:27:09,242 --> 01:27:10,832
What's there to be squeezed...
1253
01:27:11,867 --> 01:27:13,077
Please don't.
1254
01:27:14,742 --> 01:27:15,782
Sorry.
1255
01:27:20,742 --> 01:27:24,282
You opened an entire shop of RSVP!
1256
01:27:34,492 --> 01:27:35,742
Tripti...
1257
01:27:36,575 --> 01:27:38,365
Don't just reject me outright please...
1258
01:27:38,950 --> 01:27:40,490
lets meet some more...
1259
01:27:42,825 --> 01:27:44,195
Give us another chance....
1260
01:27:45,658 --> 01:27:46,948
Shall we meet on the weekend?
1261
01:27:47,242 --> 01:27:48,832
No, this weekend I am going to Pune...
1262
01:27:48,908 --> 01:27:49,948
So I'll hop along...
1263
01:27:50,033 --> 01:27:51,083
Absolutely not
1264
01:27:51,242 --> 01:27:52,782
I am going to meet my parents
1265
01:27:53,325 --> 01:27:55,365
Can you please hurry up?
1266
01:27:56,617 --> 01:27:58,697
Pune is such a sweet place...
so I thought...
1267
01:27:59,575 --> 01:28:01,405
You may view me differently there...
1268
01:28:01,492 --> 01:28:03,282
and say yes, perhaps?
1269
01:28:04,450 --> 01:28:05,830
Absolutely not...
1270
01:28:06,367 --> 01:28:07,697
Have you been to Pune before?
1271
01:28:07,783 --> 01:28:10,833
Of course...Did my engineering there...
Great place
1272
01:28:32,367 --> 01:28:34,277
Hey just follow them
1273
01:29:10,075 --> 01:29:12,235
Look here...there she is...
1274
01:29:37,408 --> 01:29:38,868
Hi Sir Dara...
1275
01:29:38,950 --> 01:29:39,950
Store Manager...
1276
01:29:40,033 --> 01:29:41,083
You need a basket sir...
1277
01:29:41,700 --> 01:29:42,620
No
1278
01:29:42,700 --> 01:29:44,200
Sir how do you begin your day with?
1279
01:29:44,825 --> 01:29:47,485
I mean cereals, cornflakes, oatmeal?
1280
01:29:47,575 --> 01:29:48,945
I have puffed rice!
1281
01:29:50,367 --> 01:29:51,527
Have a good day sir
1282
01:30:03,367 --> 01:30:04,157
Trolley sir?
1283
01:30:04,242 --> 01:30:05,122
NO
1284
01:30:21,950 --> 01:30:23,370
Hey Tripti!
1285
01:30:23,450 --> 01:30:25,200
How come you are in Pune?
1286
01:30:28,117 --> 01:30:29,447
Hi!
1287
01:30:30,825 --> 01:30:32,945
I had come here to meet my parents...
1288
01:30:34,325 --> 01:30:35,775
Mom this is Mandar...
1289
01:30:35,867 --> 01:30:37,117
Dad...
1290
01:30:37,658 --> 01:30:40,198
You know Dipti's friend in Texas....
1291
01:30:40,283 --> 01:30:41,283
This is her brother...
1292
01:30:41,367 --> 01:30:42,867
Who I had gone to meet...
1293
01:30:42,950 --> 01:30:45,330
Oh ok... That is THAT boy...
1294
01:30:45,408 --> 01:30:47,408
Shall we have a cup of tea?
1295
01:30:53,700 --> 01:30:54,950
I had only seen your photo
1296
01:30:55,033 --> 01:30:57,083
hence did not recognize you.
1297
01:30:57,825 --> 01:30:59,195
Are you here for some work?
1298
01:30:59,283 --> 01:30:59,703
Yeah...
1299
01:30:59,783 --> 01:31:01,703
I had to take care of some business.
1300
01:31:05,117 --> 01:31:07,577
I will be right back.
1301
01:31:12,117 --> 01:31:13,197
Excuse me...
1302
01:31:13,283 --> 01:31:14,033
Excuse me sir...
Hold it...
1303
01:31:14,117 --> 01:31:14,947
Yes
1304
01:31:15,783 --> 01:31:17,623
I think you forgot to pay for something?
1305
01:31:17,700 --> 01:31:18,950
No I didn't buy anything
1306
01:31:19,242 --> 01:31:20,162
Are you sure?
1307
01:31:20,242 --> 01:31:21,582
Yes I'm sure...
1308
01:31:22,492 --> 01:31:23,782
Can I check your pockets?
1309
01:31:32,450 --> 01:31:33,740
I will be right back.
1310
01:31:33,825 --> 01:31:35,485
No sir...I saw you picking it up...
1311
01:31:35,575 --> 01:31:37,195
I must've accidentally picked it up.
1312
01:31:37,283 --> 01:31:38,533
Mistake?
1313
01:31:38,617 --> 01:31:40,577
I have had an eye on you
for a while now...
1314
01:31:40,658 --> 01:31:42,278
If I wanted to shop lift...
1315
01:31:42,367 --> 01:31:43,407
I would've picked something better?
1316
01:31:43,492 --> 01:31:45,582
All thieves say the same thing sir.
1317
01:31:46,075 --> 01:31:47,695
Shop lifting is a criminal offence.
1318
01:31:47,783 --> 01:31:48,583
Oh no...
1319
01:31:48,658 --> 01:31:49,908
Sir..actually...
1320
01:31:50,242 --> 01:31:51,492
He's with us...
1321
01:31:51,575 --> 01:31:53,325
and my parents are here...
1322
01:31:54,117 --> 01:31:54,577
There...
1323
01:31:54,658 --> 01:31:56,118
They are paying for it...
1324
01:31:56,325 --> 01:31:58,365
I think this is just a confusion...
1325
01:32:00,242 --> 01:32:01,162
So would you like to buy it?
1326
01:32:01,242 --> 01:32:02,582
No, no...you keep it.
1327
01:32:02,658 --> 01:32:02,908
Sure?
1328
01:32:02,992 --> 01:32:03,412
Sure Sure
1329
01:32:03,492 --> 01:32:04,282
Thank you sir.
1330
01:32:04,367 --> 01:32:04,777
Thanks Ma'am
1331
01:32:04,867 --> 01:32:05,907
Thank you.
1332
01:32:07,158 --> 01:32:08,488
You...condom?
1333
01:32:08,575 --> 01:32:10,905
When your dad saw me
1334
01:32:10,992 --> 01:32:12,492
I became nervous and picked something up
1335
01:32:12,575 --> 01:32:14,695
And while shaking his hand...
1336
01:32:15,075 --> 01:32:16,825
I stuffed it into my pocket...
1337
01:32:22,575 --> 01:32:23,985
Why have you come to Pune?
1338
01:32:24,075 --> 01:32:25,615
To tell you what's in my heart.
1339
01:32:26,450 --> 01:32:27,660
What's in your heart?
1340
01:32:27,742 --> 01:32:28,742
You're the one who told me,
1341
01:32:28,825 --> 01:32:31,025
not to keep anything in my heart
1342
01:32:31,117 --> 01:32:32,447
Instead, say it aloud
1343
01:32:32,533 --> 01:32:33,703
So?
1344
01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:37,830
I want to marry you
1345
01:32:37,908 --> 01:32:39,618
But you'd already told me this
1346
01:32:41,200 --> 01:32:46,160
Yeah..actually true, I had.
1347
01:32:46,742 --> 01:32:48,282
So now back to Mumbai?
1348
01:32:50,283 --> 01:32:51,493
Did you just arrive?
1349
01:32:54,242 --> 01:32:55,372
In which case stay back...
1350
01:32:55,742 --> 01:32:56,992
Tomorrow we can go back together...
1351
01:33:01,992 --> 01:33:05,992
My eyes are befuddled,
1352
01:33:09,408 --> 01:33:13,698
Unread remain your raven two,
1353
01:33:19,158 --> 01:33:23,028
Innocently illiterate are they,
1354
01:33:23,700 --> 01:33:27,780
Mischief needs taught,
1355
01:33:28,950 --> 01:33:32,950
Dimwit, unwilling are they,
1356
01:33:33,575 --> 01:33:37,365
Point them love signals
1357
01:33:38,658 --> 01:33:42,328
Eyes have to meet,
1358
01:33:42,992 --> 01:33:47,582
Let them unite love,
1359
01:33:48,492 --> 01:33:52,452
Volumes to unravel
1360
01:33:52,825 --> 01:33:56,905
Let them decipher love!
1361
01:33:58,200 --> 01:34:02,160
Eyes have to meet,
1362
01:34:02,617 --> 01:34:07,867
Let them unite love,
1363
01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:12,370
Volumes to unravel
1364
01:34:12,450 --> 01:34:16,700
Let them decipher love!
1365
01:34:38,117 --> 01:34:42,367
When your eyelids go aflutter,
1366
01:34:42,450 --> 01:34:46,990
Like pages in a book of longing,
1367
01:34:47,908 --> 01:34:52,118
Scribed in your gaze,
1368
01:34:52,200 --> 01:34:56,200
I sense the footfalls of syllables.
1369
01:34:57,408 --> 01:35:00,198
Let me comprehend each one.
1370
01:35:02,283 --> 01:35:04,703
Let the tongue giddy with love.
1371
01:35:07,200 --> 01:35:09,490
The mischief of glances,
1372
01:35:09,575 --> 01:35:11,735
Let is multiply unmeasured.
1373
01:35:11,825 --> 01:35:16,365
Grab if it must,
1374
01:35:17,158 --> 01:35:19,078
the peace!
1375
01:35:19,158 --> 01:35:22,698
Eyes have to meet,
1376
01:35:23,367 --> 01:35:28,987
Let them unite love,
1377
01:35:29,075 --> 01:35:33,155
Volumes to unravel
1378
01:35:33,242 --> 01:35:37,702
Let them decipher love!
1379
01:35:38,783 --> 01:35:43,333
Now that I've read your look,
1380
01:35:43,408 --> 01:35:47,368
I know my ignorance,
1381
01:35:48,533 --> 01:35:53,163
The heart acknowledges its beat,
1382
01:35:53,242 --> 01:35:57,032
Was an unknown presence,
1383
01:35:58,617 --> 01:36:01,077
Finally there's peace of mind,
1384
01:36:03,492 --> 01:36:05,832
Now that you are found,
1385
01:36:08,450 --> 01:36:10,830
Lost in your gaze,
1386
01:36:10,908 --> 01:36:12,948
The heart is unfound,
1387
01:36:13,033 --> 01:36:17,833
This for dreams,
1388
01:36:18,283 --> 01:36:20,333
a resting ground.
1389
01:36:22,867 --> 01:36:23,947
Mandar's all done.
1390
01:36:24,283 --> 01:36:25,533
When will you get married?
1391
01:36:25,867 --> 01:36:27,407
After you are a senior citizen?
1392
01:36:27,658 --> 01:36:30,658
Tripti's sister lives right
next door from Aparna in Texas....
1393
01:36:30,742 --> 01:36:33,412
so the both of them can only come
in June for the wedding...
1394
01:36:33,492 --> 01:36:35,532
Hence the date's been fixed
for three months later.
1395
01:36:36,575 --> 01:36:39,025
Make sure you wear
the traditional saree for marriage
1396
01:36:39,367 --> 01:36:40,327
Anju...
1397
01:36:41,075 --> 01:36:44,235
Prathamesh is an
exact "jhorax" copy of Kshitij
1398
01:36:44,575 --> 01:36:46,115
Mom did show me his childhood photos...
1399
01:36:46,200 --> 01:36:47,950
He does resemble Kshitij
1400
01:36:48,575 --> 01:36:50,655
Thank god only the faces resemble.
1401
01:36:54,200 --> 01:36:55,830
C'mon show some strength...
Don't you drink milk?
1402
01:36:55,908 --> 01:36:57,528
A tiger does not drink milk...
1403
01:36:57,617 --> 01:36:59,027
Dunce...a tiger does not eat grass,
1404
01:36:59,117 --> 01:37:01,277
It does drink milk...
which is why its strong...Cmon!
1405
01:37:03,200 --> 01:37:05,330
Lets show him our strength Prathamesh...
1406
01:37:10,117 --> 01:37:11,367
Cheater Cheater....
1407
01:37:11,450 --> 01:37:12,990
Prathamesh seems such a quiet child.
1408
01:37:13,075 --> 01:37:17,775
On the other hand
Kshitij used to be such a terror...
1409
01:37:17,867 --> 01:37:19,527
This guy is no saint either
1410
01:37:19,617 --> 01:37:20,527
Really!
1411
01:37:21,492 --> 01:37:22,912
Hey you take so much time...
1412
01:37:23,325 --> 01:37:25,075
Look at me I wore it in a jiffy
1413
01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:28,370
I too wear my sandals in a jiffy!
1414
01:37:29,200 --> 01:37:30,490
Alright I will take your leave...
1415
01:37:30,575 --> 01:37:32,195
All of you please visit us in Pune
1416
01:37:32,283 --> 01:37:33,083
Alright...
1417
01:37:33,158 --> 01:37:34,738
Tripti please bring them all...
1418
01:37:35,450 --> 01:37:36,370
Shall we...
1419
01:37:36,950 --> 01:37:38,120
Do you want to pee?
1420
01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:40,200
Else you'll want to go outside
1421
01:37:40,283 --> 01:37:41,493
Let it be Anju...
1422
01:37:41,575 --> 01:37:43,195
This child is completely crazy...
1423
01:37:43,283 --> 01:37:45,623
He always wants to pee outside
1424
01:37:45,783 --> 01:37:48,453
Never in the toilet...
1425
01:37:49,200 --> 01:37:50,280
Shall we?
1426
01:38:06,283 --> 01:38:09,493
I conspired, it was time,
1427
01:38:12,575 --> 01:38:16,155
Of my digits, shaped a gun,
1428
01:38:18,908 --> 01:38:22,618
Cocked an eye, took aim,
1429
01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:28,700
Let go a bullet, bam!
1430
01:38:33,742 --> 01:38:36,032
Over you buckled,
1431
01:38:36,867 --> 01:38:39,117
Kissing earthy dust,
1432
01:38:40,158 --> 01:38:42,528
Held your breath,
1433
01:38:43,367 --> 01:38:45,527
As everyone lauded.
1434
01:38:50,075 --> 01:38:52,405
Kshitij too never peed in a toilet,
1435
01:38:53,283 --> 01:38:55,083
....always went underneath a tree
1436
01:38:55,408 --> 01:38:57,738
Saying the trees are dry.
1437
01:38:59,450 --> 01:39:03,620
T'was a game you nitwit,
1438
01:39:05,867 --> 01:39:10,407
T'was playacting you dimwit,
1439
01:39:12,575 --> 01:39:18,195
Quitter of the longer race,
1440
01:39:18,575 --> 01:39:21,365
That is cheating,
1441
01:39:21,700 --> 01:39:26,080
A complete rip-off, you wretch....
1442
01:39:42,200 --> 01:39:43,240
Yo Ponkshe, dude!
1443
01:39:43,658 --> 01:39:45,658
Left us outta engagement,
1444
01:39:45,742 --> 01:39:46,832
Call us to the wedding?
1445
01:39:46,908 --> 01:39:49,158
Tell me what'll be my gift.
All depends on it!
1446
01:39:50,367 --> 01:39:51,987
Bloody Grinch!
1447
01:40:52,033 --> 01:40:52,783
Please sir...
1448
01:40:52,867 --> 01:40:54,277
I will be out in 2 minutes...
1449
01:40:54,492 --> 01:40:55,872
I can't let you inside...
1450
01:40:55,950 --> 01:40:57,330
Her flight landed at 10 pm...
1451
01:40:57,408 --> 01:40:58,578
It's 1 am now...
1452
01:40:58,658 --> 01:40:59,658
Sir this is a matter of security
1453
01:40:59,742 --> 01:41:01,032
Sir I understand
it's a matter of security.
1454
01:41:01,117 --> 01:41:01,907
But this is serious...
1455
01:41:01,992 --> 01:41:02,782
She is an old lady...
1456
01:41:02,867 --> 01:41:04,617
Just 2 minutes sir...
1457
01:41:04,700 --> 01:41:06,620
It's her first time in the city...
1458
01:41:06,700 --> 01:41:08,240
If for some reason
she is held up inside,
1459
01:41:08,325 --> 01:41:09,615
Other complications may arise...
1460
01:41:09,908 --> 01:41:10,698
Please try and understand...
1461
01:41:10,783 --> 01:41:11,373
Alright...
1462
01:41:11,450 --> 01:41:12,410
Do one thing
1463
01:41:12,492 --> 01:41:13,452
Go until that point
1464
01:41:13,533 --> 01:41:15,033
That's our security guard
1465
01:41:15,117 --> 01:41:16,907
Collecting exit passes...
1466
01:41:16,992 --> 01:41:18,202
Ask him for those
1467
01:41:18,283 --> 01:41:19,623
And check all the exit passes...
1468
01:41:19,700 --> 01:41:22,080
you will come to know who exited
1469
01:41:22,325 --> 01:41:24,985
You can check if your
Aunt has arrived or not.
1470
01:41:54,617 --> 01:41:56,157
I am done sir. Thank you.
1471
01:41:58,200 --> 01:41:59,370
Shobha...
1472
01:41:59,450 --> 01:42:00,330
Isn't she the same one...
1473
01:42:00,408 --> 01:42:01,528
Divorcee...
1474
01:42:01,617 --> 01:42:03,407
Who's been having a roaring affair?
1475
01:42:04,033 --> 01:42:05,333
She has a round face...
1476
01:42:05,408 --> 01:42:07,658
Has Light brown golden colored hair...
1477
01:42:14,367 --> 01:42:14,827
Thank you sir...
1478
01:42:14,908 --> 01:42:16,028
She has exited
1479
01:43:24,408 --> 01:43:25,698
Hi...
1480
01:43:26,450 --> 01:43:27,030
Hi...
1481
01:43:27,117 --> 01:43:28,777
You have been waiting for long
1482
01:43:30,825 --> 01:43:33,235
Have you arrived or departing?
1483
01:43:33,950 --> 01:43:35,370
I have arrived....
1484
01:43:37,283 --> 01:43:38,743
Are you waiting for someone?
1485
01:43:39,283 --> 01:43:40,623
No
1486
01:43:42,908 --> 01:43:46,078
Yeah...
actually I have a flight tomorrow...
1487
01:43:46,533 --> 01:43:47,833
Tomorrow?
1488
01:43:47,908 --> 01:43:49,988
You'll be here all night long?
1489
01:43:50,075 --> 01:43:51,235
Aren't you uncomfortable?
1490
01:43:51,325 --> 01:43:54,235
Ya...but...its ok.
1491
01:43:54,325 --> 01:43:55,775
You should check into a hotel...
1492
01:43:56,533 --> 01:43:58,913
Actually there is one near my house...
1493
01:43:59,533 --> 01:44:00,743
It's very comfortable...
1494
01:44:00,825 --> 01:44:02,075
I can drop you there...
1495
01:44:02,158 --> 01:44:03,368
You can check in there...
1496
01:44:03,575 --> 01:44:06,235
But weren't you here to pick someone up?
1497
01:44:06,325 --> 01:44:07,405
No...
1498
01:44:07,742 --> 01:44:09,242
I saw you outside...
1499
01:44:09,908 --> 01:44:12,948
I come to the airport to kill time...
1500
01:44:15,825 --> 01:44:17,365
That was a joke...
1501
01:44:19,200 --> 01:44:21,450
Yeah I had come to pick someone up.
1502
01:44:21,783 --> 01:44:24,493
But there was a miscommunication...
1503
01:44:24,575 --> 01:44:26,655
So now I'm headed back home.
1504
01:44:31,825 --> 01:44:33,365
By the way I'm CHAX....
1505
01:44:34,742 --> 01:44:36,122
CHAX?
1506
01:44:36,325 --> 01:44:37,615
Chakravarty
1507
01:44:37,700 --> 01:44:38,780
Oh South Indian?
1508
01:44:38,867 --> 01:44:40,237
No..No..
From Western India...
1509
01:44:40,617 --> 01:44:42,697
Chakravarty....Randive
1510
01:44:43,867 --> 01:44:44,657
From Western India?
1511
01:44:44,742 --> 01:44:46,032
And Chakravarty??
1512
01:44:46,242 --> 01:44:47,742
Never heard before...!
1513
01:44:48,200 --> 01:44:49,990
Yeah it's a first
1514
01:44:52,200 --> 01:44:56,580
My Dad was a huge
Mithun Chakravarty fan (Film star)
1515
01:44:56,783 --> 01:44:58,453
Hence Chakravarty
1516
01:44:58,533 --> 01:45:00,703
But then it should have been Mithun?
1517
01:45:02,075 --> 01:45:04,525
Well my Dad's name is Mithun...
1518
01:45:04,992 --> 01:45:05,992
So if he had named me Mithun then...
1519
01:45:06,075 --> 01:45:07,735
I would've been Mithun Mithun Randive
1520
01:45:08,200 --> 01:45:09,620
A bit weird right?
1521
01:45:11,533 --> 01:45:14,873
So to avoid confusion i was named CHAX
1522
01:45:36,950 --> 01:45:38,160
CHAX
1523
01:45:46,117 --> 01:45:47,407
Hey Chax...
1524
01:45:52,033 --> 01:45:53,743
This is...
1525
01:45:54,617 --> 01:45:54,987
Mandar
1526
01:45:55,075 --> 01:45:58,115
Mandar...Tripti's fiance'...
1527
01:45:58,492 --> 01:46:00,912
And this is the great CHAX.
1528
01:46:04,783 --> 01:46:06,283
Good choice Tripti
1529
01:46:53,992 --> 01:46:55,412
Whats CHAX's name?
1530
01:46:55,783 --> 01:46:57,333
Chakravarty
1531
01:46:58,617 --> 01:47:00,657
That CHAX....
does he work with you?
1532
01:47:00,742 --> 01:47:02,082
No he used to...
1533
01:47:02,158 --> 01:47:04,448
Now he runs his own languages agency...
1534
01:47:04,533 --> 01:47:07,453
You did not invite him
to the engagement?
1535
01:47:07,533 --> 01:47:08,783
No
1536
01:47:11,783 --> 01:47:13,413
Is there a problem?
1537
01:47:23,117 --> 01:47:25,077
CHAX is back in my life
1538
01:47:26,367 --> 01:47:27,527
I don't get it?
1539
01:47:27,867 --> 01:47:29,327
Weren't you engaged to someone else...
1540
01:47:29,408 --> 01:47:30,738
Yeah
1541
01:47:31,617 --> 01:47:34,117
After the broken engagement
I came to Mumbai...
1542
01:47:34,742 --> 01:47:37,032
CHAX used to work here...
1543
01:47:37,658 --> 01:47:39,278
We fell in love
1544
01:47:39,825 --> 01:47:41,235
It was great for me...
1545
01:47:41,325 --> 01:47:42,825
We lived in for two years.
1546
01:47:42,908 --> 01:47:44,658
Why didn't you marry him?
1547
01:47:46,158 --> 01:47:48,368
Marriage & children
did not interest him...
1548
01:47:49,783 --> 01:47:52,243
I knew this yet I lived in with him...
1549
01:47:53,200 --> 01:47:55,280
But I want to have babies...
1550
01:47:56,908 --> 01:47:59,658
Now he wants to marry you?
1551
01:48:05,575 --> 01:48:07,025
Look Tripti...
1552
01:48:08,242 --> 01:48:10,032
No stress ok...
1553
01:48:10,117 --> 01:48:13,157
If you even have a little bit
of doubt about us...then
1554
01:48:13,783 --> 01:48:15,033
We are only engaged...
1555
01:48:15,117 --> 01:48:16,697
Its not that easy...
1556
01:48:18,075 --> 01:48:20,195
Its so confusing...
1557
01:48:21,283 --> 01:48:22,873
Such timing...
1558
01:48:23,575 --> 01:48:25,195
He's pursuing me now...
1559
01:48:25,450 --> 01:48:26,370
Phones me every day...
1560
01:48:26,450 --> 01:48:27,580
Meets me each day...
1561
01:48:27,742 --> 01:48:29,202
Pestering me to get back
1562
01:48:29,283 --> 01:48:30,203
Should I talk to him?
1563
01:48:30,283 --> 01:48:31,743
No Thank you....
1564
01:48:33,408 --> 01:48:34,908
He's my friend
1565
01:48:35,992 --> 01:48:37,582
And I will handle him.
1566
01:48:41,992 --> 01:48:43,662
Meoww
1567
01:48:46,617 --> 01:48:48,277
Meoww
1568
01:48:49,117 --> 01:48:50,697
Meowwwww
1569
01:49:01,367 --> 01:49:02,827
You had shifted to Pune right?
1570
01:49:03,450 --> 01:49:04,910
I resigned
1571
01:49:05,283 --> 01:49:06,833
You got married?
1572
01:49:09,492 --> 01:49:10,832
Whats that ring?
1573
01:49:13,992 --> 01:49:15,332
It's religious
1574
01:49:18,492 --> 01:49:19,662
Come
1575
01:49:23,700 --> 01:49:26,410
I fucked up because of CHAX stress!
1576
01:49:26,742 --> 01:49:28,582
She told me everything
about their relationship,
1577
01:49:28,658 --> 01:49:30,868
Did I leave her?
I accepted her as is.
1578
01:49:31,200 --> 01:49:32,830
But if I tell her about me then...
1579
01:49:32,908 --> 01:49:34,658
She will run away with CHAX...
1580
01:49:34,742 --> 01:49:35,452
Then what?
1581
01:49:35,533 --> 01:49:36,783
So leave her...
1582
01:49:36,867 --> 01:49:37,657
Don't do her a favor
1583
01:49:37,742 --> 01:49:38,582
I can't...
1584
01:49:38,658 --> 01:49:39,618
Why not?
1585
01:49:39,700 --> 01:49:41,830
Don't ask me bullshit questions
1586
01:49:41,908 --> 01:49:43,578
Because I don't want to...ok!
1587
01:49:43,658 --> 01:49:44,988
So then be happy....
1588
01:49:45,533 --> 01:49:47,163
You mess up everything..
1589
01:49:49,992 --> 01:49:51,332
That's right...
1590
01:49:51,825 --> 01:49:55,325
I am going to tell her ALL....
The entire truth
1591
01:49:55,408 --> 01:49:56,528
That I am a VAASU (sex maniac)
1592
01:49:56,617 --> 01:49:57,827
...used to be!
1593
01:49:58,283 --> 01:49:58,833
Still am
1594
01:49:58,908 --> 01:50:00,278
But that needs honesty...
1595
01:50:00,367 --> 01:50:02,737
If you are,
you don't have to say
1596
01:50:03,075 --> 01:50:04,655
Sadly you don't have the balls!
1597
01:50:05,200 --> 01:50:06,490
You are dishonest.
1598
01:50:06,575 --> 01:50:08,235
Come to terms with it now!
1599
01:50:11,283 --> 01:50:12,373
Razzmatazzy right?
1600
01:50:12,450 --> 01:50:15,450
Its very nice...must be pricey right?
1601
01:50:15,908 --> 01:50:17,948
150-200 per card, right?
1602
01:50:19,200 --> 01:50:21,410
That I'm finally marrying has driven
Mom-Dad insane...
1603
01:50:21,492 --> 01:50:23,082
they're spending money like lunatics!...
1604
01:50:23,658 --> 01:50:25,278
Weren't you going to show me something?
1605
01:50:25,825 --> 01:50:27,985
Oh yeah, nothing much, just a...
1606
01:50:28,367 --> 01:50:29,527
Ya...
1607
01:50:31,325 --> 01:50:34,575
No, no, no..ask him to wait there...
I'll come...yeah thank you.
1608
01:50:59,575 --> 01:51:01,865
Why are we having this discussion again?
1609
01:51:02,367 --> 01:51:04,737
Look I know why you want to marry him...
1610
01:51:04,825 --> 01:51:06,485
you don't want to break his heart.
1611
01:51:07,950 --> 01:51:09,030
Its not that!
1612
01:51:09,117 --> 01:51:10,447
Then why are you doing it?
1613
01:51:10,825 --> 01:51:12,275
Do you love him?
1614
01:51:15,450 --> 01:51:17,780
If you don't love him why do it?
1615
01:51:19,283 --> 01:51:20,833
Its an arranged marriage Chax...
1616
01:51:20,908 --> 01:51:22,118
love will happen.
1617
01:51:22,367 --> 01:51:23,737
It happened to my Mom-Dad...
1618
01:51:24,867 --> 01:51:26,367
likely it did to yours too...
1619
01:51:26,450 --> 01:51:27,620
I don't know.
1620
01:51:29,575 --> 01:51:30,775
And I like him.
1621
01:51:31,033 --> 01:51:32,453
He's a very nice guy.
1622
01:51:32,825 --> 01:51:34,115
What if he isn't?
1623
01:51:51,867 --> 01:51:53,367
You were to show me something?
1624
01:51:53,825 --> 01:51:58,155
Oh just a sample...
1625
01:51:58,700 --> 01:52:00,580
simple, plain.
1626
01:52:00,867 --> 01:52:02,367
No its really nice.
1627
01:52:02,617 --> 01:52:04,867
Actually I would've preferred
something like this.
1628
01:52:04,950 --> 01:52:06,370
Bit more simple.
1629
01:52:07,617 --> 01:52:10,657
But our cards are out to guests already.
1630
01:52:10,950 --> 01:52:14,080
I will get on with the printing and
distribution of these too.
1631
01:52:19,117 --> 01:52:21,117
We should be getting married right?
1632
01:52:23,325 --> 01:52:24,275
I mean...
1633
01:52:24,367 --> 01:52:25,737
Knowing all that you do about me,
1634
01:52:25,825 --> 01:52:27,735
"pristine pure" ones as you,
tend to get stressed
1635
01:52:27,825 --> 01:52:28,825
and run away from the altar...
1636
01:52:28,908 --> 01:52:30,198
Trupti, can I say something?
1637
01:52:41,242 --> 01:52:43,412
I am not really that "pristine pure"...
1638
01:52:44,408 --> 01:52:45,828
I am a VAASU
1639
01:52:49,658 --> 01:52:50,868
VAASU?
1640
01:52:53,033 --> 01:52:54,583
As in player?
1641
01:53:01,658 --> 01:53:02,828
Since when?
1642
01:53:05,283 --> 01:53:06,123
Since school...
1643
01:53:06,200 --> 01:53:07,830
college days...
1644
01:53:07,908 --> 01:53:08,988
College?
1645
01:53:10,408 --> 01:53:11,618
WOW!
1646
01:53:14,408 --> 01:53:15,528
Whats your score?
1647
01:53:15,742 --> 01:53:16,832
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY?
1648
01:53:18,742 --> 01:53:19,992
Lesser?
1649
01:53:22,033 --> 01:53:25,203
Count of girls or...
1650
01:53:25,533 --> 01:53:26,703
number of scores?
1651
01:53:28,700 --> 01:53:30,830
You're a professional, yeah?
1652
01:53:32,533 --> 01:53:34,703
You have 100% crossed a 100 right?
1653
01:53:37,158 --> 01:53:38,488
Not out?
1654
01:53:39,492 --> 01:53:41,452
Fantastic man!
1655
01:53:41,533 --> 01:53:42,993
You don't have a problem with this?
1656
01:53:43,075 --> 01:53:44,365
Never!
1657
01:53:44,992 --> 01:53:46,412
Mandar...
1658
01:53:46,950 --> 01:53:48,780
Mandar, the problem is solving itself.
1659
01:53:49,867 --> 01:53:52,027
Do you have an issue
with an open marriage?
1660
01:53:52,992 --> 01:53:53,952
Open marriage?
1661
01:53:54,033 --> 01:53:55,453
Mandar imagine.
1662
01:53:55,700 --> 01:53:57,740
Imagine after the wedding...
1663
01:53:57,825 --> 01:53:59,905
We are going to a party.
1664
01:54:01,533 --> 01:54:05,783
Going in we will be two...
1665
01:54:06,575 --> 01:54:08,405
however coming out...
1666
01:54:10,325 --> 01:54:11,695
We will be...
1667
01:54:12,783 --> 01:54:13,913
FOUR!
1668
01:54:14,700 --> 01:54:17,120
Meaning a Victor for you
and a Victoria for me?
1669
01:54:19,325 --> 01:54:20,615
What do you think of the concept?
1670
01:54:22,158 --> 01:54:23,908
It's a mindblowing concept!
1671
01:54:25,242 --> 01:54:28,702
Meaning our inning is never done?
1672
01:54:28,783 --> 01:54:29,873
Unvanquished forever?
1673
01:54:30,700 --> 01:54:31,870
Its superb!
1674
01:54:34,325 --> 01:54:36,485
In any case
I was going to cut you loose.
1675
01:54:36,992 --> 01:54:38,452
Now I can do it guilt-free!
1676
01:54:39,325 --> 01:54:40,275
What?
1677
01:54:40,367 --> 01:54:41,737
I am marrying Chax.
1678
01:54:42,283 --> 01:54:43,703
I will not marry you!
1679
01:54:44,492 --> 01:54:46,622
Mandar you were to going
to say something right?
1680
01:54:47,200 --> 01:54:48,080
Mandar...
1681
01:54:49,492 --> 01:54:51,332
Want to get married or not?
1682
01:54:52,367 --> 01:54:53,777
Yes I do, I do!
1683
01:54:57,200 --> 01:54:58,530
Trupti, past is past.
1684
01:54:58,617 --> 01:55:00,117
Let go, makes no difference.
1685
01:55:05,242 --> 01:55:06,702
Can I have your Photo id please?
1686
01:55:07,617 --> 01:55:08,697
Passport will do?
1687
01:55:08,783 --> 01:55:10,083
Yeah Sure
1688
01:55:12,658 --> 01:55:14,948
You can go up..
I'll scan this and send it over
1689
01:55:15,200 --> 01:55:16,330
This is your room key.
1690
01:55:16,408 --> 01:55:17,528
Thank you
1691
01:55:23,867 --> 01:55:24,407
Leave it here
1692
01:55:24,492 --> 01:55:25,372
Ok...
1693
01:55:29,867 --> 01:55:30,237
Thank you
1694
01:55:30,325 --> 01:55:31,525
Oh its nothing
1695
01:55:32,533 --> 01:55:33,873
- Water?
- Yeah
1696
01:55:53,575 --> 01:55:54,775
No thanks...
1697
01:56:04,867 --> 01:56:05,737
What are you searching for?
1698
01:56:05,825 --> 01:56:06,945
The coffee maker
1699
01:56:08,200 --> 01:56:09,450
You want some coffee?
1700
01:56:10,200 --> 01:56:11,530
Yeah that would be nice
1701
01:56:12,533 --> 01:56:14,743
Alright I will order it then
1702
01:56:20,742 --> 01:56:21,832
Yeah...
1703
01:56:22,242 --> 01:56:24,202
Can I have one coffee please?
1704
01:56:26,450 --> 01:56:27,660
Yeah Thanks
1705
01:56:28,992 --> 01:56:30,032
On its way
1706
01:56:30,117 --> 01:56:31,077
You won't drink coffee?
1707
01:56:31,158 --> 01:56:33,618
No I am very tired...
1708
01:56:43,950 --> 01:56:45,120
Neck pain?
1709
01:56:46,117 --> 01:56:50,577
Yeah...18 hours flight...
sitting down mostly...
1710
01:56:50,658 --> 01:56:52,198
I can give you a neck massage
1711
01:56:52,283 --> 01:56:53,623
No No...its ok
1712
01:56:54,575 --> 01:56:55,945
Yes come in...
1713
01:56:58,200 --> 01:56:59,530
Ma'am your passport
1714
01:57:00,158 --> 01:57:01,238
Thank you
1715
01:57:04,742 --> 01:57:06,082
I will make the coffee
1716
01:57:09,700 --> 01:57:12,240
You should never ignore neck pain...
1717
01:57:17,033 --> 01:57:19,283
I have magic in my hands...
you will get instant relief.
1718
01:57:31,117 --> 01:57:32,987
Hey I said its ok...
1719
01:57:33,075 --> 01:57:34,235
Sorry about that.
1720
01:57:39,908 --> 01:57:41,028
Hello...
1721
01:57:42,200 --> 01:57:44,660
Yes...Oh yes hello uncle...
How are you?
1722
01:57:46,617 --> 01:57:51,527
Oh...really..sorry I did not know...
I've checked into a hotel...
1723
01:57:53,117 --> 01:57:55,697
Oh you shouldn't take the
trouble...this late...
1724
01:57:56,908 --> 01:58:00,528
I'm at Hotel Ramee Grand...
Room no 601
1725
01:58:01,367 --> 01:58:02,527
Thank you
1726
01:58:03,492 --> 01:58:05,662
Chax...Can you finish the coffee quick?
1727
01:58:05,742 --> 01:58:07,452
Someone's coming to pick me up
1728
01:58:11,825 --> 01:58:12,865
Hello
1729
01:58:13,325 --> 01:58:13,865
Yes Dad
1730
01:58:13,950 --> 01:58:16,080
Shobha is staying
at the Ramee Grand Hotel
1731
01:58:16,158 --> 01:58:17,238
What?
1732
01:58:18,158 --> 01:58:22,368
Mandar, that Shobha went from
the airport directly to a hotel
1733
01:58:22,450 --> 01:58:23,780
Which hotel?
1734
01:58:24,033 --> 01:58:28,533
Ramee Grand...why don't you do one thing...
go there and bring her home.
1735
01:58:28,617 --> 01:58:31,407
Yeah ok, let me see
1736
01:58:48,325 --> 01:58:50,485
Aparna was calling her Shobha 'NT'
1737
01:58:51,158 --> 01:58:52,578
Aunty
1738
01:58:58,325 --> 01:58:59,445
Ok then bye
1739
01:59:24,408 --> 01:59:25,738
Did you forget something?
1740
01:59:26,450 --> 01:59:27,450
No
1741
01:59:28,950 --> 01:59:30,620
Shobha, I am here to pick you up.
1742
01:59:33,242 --> 01:59:34,532
Mandar?
1743
01:59:35,658 --> 01:59:36,988
So Chax?
1744
01:59:42,325 --> 01:59:44,075
You are getting married right?
1745
01:59:46,117 --> 01:59:47,197
I am not coming with you
1746
01:59:47,283 --> 01:59:48,283
Shobha...
1747
01:59:48,658 --> 01:59:52,528
Shobha please come with me...
1748
01:59:52,617 --> 01:59:54,197
What will I tell Mom and Dad?
1749
01:59:55,075 --> 01:59:56,235
Shobha...
1750
02:00:14,533 --> 02:00:16,163
Can I buy you a drink?
1751
02:00:16,617 --> 02:00:19,407
Hey uncle why don't you
find an aunty to buy a drink?
1752
02:00:22,492 --> 02:00:24,492
Are you crazy...
I said sorry right?
1753
02:00:31,117 --> 02:00:32,617
What are you doing Mandar?
1754
02:00:33,325 --> 02:00:35,485
Guys like you should never get married.
1755
02:00:40,533 --> 02:00:42,163
You ran away...
where can I run to?
1756
02:00:42,992 --> 02:00:45,202
Why shouldn't guys like me marry?
1757
02:00:45,575 --> 02:00:47,485
Kshitij was like me
actually he was my guru...
1758
02:00:47,575 --> 02:00:49,195
And yet he married
Didn't he?
1759
02:00:50,075 --> 02:00:51,775
You never really understood
Kshitij...
1760
02:00:54,950 --> 02:00:56,660
The day you'll find true love
1761
02:00:57,033 --> 02:00:58,453
Is when you will understand.
1762
02:01:19,283 --> 02:01:20,333
Yes Dad...
1763
02:01:20,408 --> 02:01:21,778
Did you meet her?
1764
02:01:23,283 --> 02:01:27,123
Hello...hello...
1765
02:01:32,033 --> 02:01:34,663
There was so
much fun in doing this earlier...
1766
02:01:37,200 --> 02:01:38,370
But it's enough now...
1767
02:01:41,700 --> 02:01:44,240
I have been running my whole life...
1768
02:01:45,075 --> 02:01:47,115
Vaasu is having
a conscience attack now...
1769
02:01:47,908 --> 02:01:49,578
and feeling guilty
1770
02:01:50,617 --> 02:01:55,407
I don't want to remain
a Vaasu all my life...
1771
02:01:56,408 --> 02:01:58,528
I want to change...
1772
02:02:07,117 --> 02:02:09,197
I am going to confess everything to her.
1773
02:02:28,325 --> 02:02:29,735
Hey Mandar...
1774
02:02:29,825 --> 02:02:31,235
Wait up buddy...
1775
02:02:32,492 --> 02:02:34,582
If you want to confess
then confess tomorrow...
1776
02:02:35,242 --> 02:02:37,832
Are you planning on running
all the way to her house?
1777
02:03:07,533 --> 02:03:08,623
How much?
1778
02:03:11,992 --> 02:03:13,082
Mandar wait...
1779
02:03:13,242 --> 02:03:14,282
wait up...
1780
02:03:16,158 --> 02:03:17,658
Mandar this is crazy...ok.
1781
02:03:17,742 --> 02:03:20,082
I have always done
crazy things in my life...
1782
02:03:20,450 --> 02:03:21,910
This is sheer madness
1783
02:03:21,992 --> 02:03:23,122
Yusuf...
1784
02:03:23,367 --> 02:03:26,777
For the first time in my life, I'm daring
to do the right thing...so let me do it!
1785
02:03:26,867 --> 02:03:28,157
What Daring?
1786
02:03:29,950 --> 02:03:30,780
What Daring?
1787
02:03:32,033 --> 02:03:34,413
You...you want to dare, right?
1788
02:03:34,492 --> 02:03:35,582
Then do it...
1789
02:03:36,075 --> 02:03:37,325
You want to confess to her, right?
1790
02:03:37,575 --> 02:03:39,985
So do it.
But when you are normal...not now!
1791
02:03:40,825 --> 02:03:42,075
Confess when you are sober...ok?
1792
02:03:42,158 --> 02:03:43,448
I am with you...
Lets go.
1793
02:03:43,742 --> 02:03:44,912
Lets go...
1794
02:03:47,200 --> 02:03:48,330
You are right...
1795
02:03:49,408 --> 02:03:51,198
I am going to wait here
until I am sober...
1796
02:03:51,283 --> 02:03:52,453
You go home...
1797
02:03:53,533 --> 02:03:56,203
You are behaving like a
stupid, immature teenager...
1798
02:03:59,075 --> 02:04:01,825
Actually even when you were a teenager
you weren't this stupid...
1799
02:04:03,283 --> 02:04:04,413
Mandar...
1800
02:04:04,825 --> 02:04:07,575
Don't be impulsive else she'll leave you.
1801
02:04:11,242 --> 02:04:12,832
You want to get married right?
1802
02:04:14,408 --> 02:04:16,158
So tell her after marriage...
finito!
1803
02:05:54,658 --> 02:05:56,158
You have come from the airport?
1804
02:05:57,367 --> 02:05:58,487
Are you drunk?
1805
02:06:09,867 --> 02:06:12,577
He's incredibly depressed
on account of our wedding...
1806
02:06:13,908 --> 02:06:16,618
He got drunk yesterday
and bothered me no end...
1807
02:06:17,575 --> 02:06:19,905
Please don't misunderstand...
I'm sorry
1808
02:06:21,700 --> 02:06:23,410
- I will wake him...
- No No it's ok......
1809
02:06:23,492 --> 02:06:25,082
He looks dead in any case...
1810
02:06:25,367 --> 02:06:27,197
And you need not be apologetic
1811
02:06:27,283 --> 02:06:28,583
I don't deserve that...
1812
02:06:28,950 --> 02:06:32,490
In any case I am not here
on account of you or Chax...
1813
02:06:41,533 --> 02:06:42,873
Tripti...
1814
02:06:43,325 --> 02:06:44,775
I am a VAASU...
1815
02:06:51,492 --> 02:06:52,622
meaning...
1816
02:06:53,325 --> 02:06:55,865
people like me are
called VAASU...you know?
1817
02:06:59,617 --> 02:07:00,617
I am a....
1818
02:07:00,700 --> 02:07:02,240
I am sorry about the language...
1819
02:07:02,325 --> 02:07:04,775
but I don't know
how to describe myself...
1820
02:07:17,075 --> 02:07:18,735
The urge to fuck is intolerable..
1821
02:07:19,200 --> 02:07:20,370
I feel like doing it all the time...
1822
02:07:20,450 --> 02:07:22,160
And I do!
1823
02:07:31,367 --> 02:07:32,407
Hey...
1824
02:07:33,700 --> 02:07:35,450
You look to be from
a decent household...
1825
02:07:35,658 --> 02:07:37,658
you shouldn't be laying
drunk on the roads...
1826
02:07:38,033 --> 02:07:39,283
Go home now...
1827
02:07:39,450 --> 02:07:41,120
to your wife and kids.
1828
02:07:41,200 --> 02:07:42,330
Sorry sir...
1829
02:07:42,408 --> 02:07:43,528
Go home...
1830
02:07:44,158 --> 02:07:45,528
Today's generation!
1831
02:07:53,825 --> 02:07:55,235
What are you saying man?
1832
02:07:55,908 --> 02:07:57,778
You told her everything...
1833
02:07:59,158 --> 02:08:00,448
What did she say?
1834
02:08:00,533 --> 02:08:01,783
What happened?
1835
02:08:07,325 --> 02:08:08,905
Tripti I am really sorry
1836
02:08:09,992 --> 02:08:12,202
that I did not tell
you all this earlier...
1837
02:08:12,992 --> 02:08:14,412
But I had my reasons...
1838
02:08:15,575 --> 02:08:16,985
Are you a Sex Addict?
1839
02:08:17,075 --> 02:08:19,485
No, no, no addiction,
1840
02:08:20,742 --> 02:08:22,162
It's...
1841
02:08:23,117 --> 02:08:25,027
..just a habit...
1842
02:08:28,367 --> 02:08:30,327
After our engagement...
1843
02:08:30,408 --> 02:08:32,078
Have you...with anyone...
1844
02:08:37,033 --> 02:08:38,333
Once...
1845
02:09:05,533 --> 02:09:06,783
You're still here?
1846
02:09:07,450 --> 02:09:08,990
Do you have no shame?
1847
02:09:10,242 --> 02:09:11,162
What happened?
1848
02:09:11,242 --> 02:09:12,452
Get out
1849
02:09:14,158 --> 02:09:15,618
Get out of my house!
1850
02:09:15,867 --> 02:09:17,367
What the Hell!!!
1851
02:09:19,075 --> 02:09:21,075
The wedding cards have gone out
1852
02:09:23,325 --> 02:09:24,865
Let me talk to her....
1853
02:09:25,992 --> 02:09:27,832
- Let me reason with her
- Or so I thought
1854
02:09:28,075 --> 02:09:28,945
What??
1855
02:09:49,783 --> 02:09:51,493
It slipped out of my hand...
1856
02:09:51,992 --> 02:09:53,372
No I don't need your help...
1857
02:10:03,825 --> 02:10:05,615
Tripti I don't deserve you...
1858
02:10:08,325 --> 02:10:10,075
You should get married to Chax...
1859
02:10:11,408 --> 02:10:13,778
At least he was honest with you...
1860
02:10:14,783 --> 02:10:17,703
and the both of you
love each other...
1861
02:10:21,200 --> 02:10:23,450
I know my heart will be broken but...
1862
02:10:24,158 --> 02:10:25,578
I deserve it...
1863
02:10:30,867 --> 02:10:33,157
Yes, you should marry Chax.
1864
02:10:38,825 --> 02:10:41,075
Do you know why
I broke up with Chax?
1865
02:10:51,450 --> 02:10:52,910
I got pregnant...
1866
02:10:55,617 --> 02:10:58,487
I thought he would
be happy to hear it...
1867
02:11:01,325 --> 02:11:02,655
Instead he said...
1868
02:11:02,908 --> 02:11:04,238
it was my fault
1869
02:11:04,325 --> 02:11:05,825
and that I should get it aborted.
1870
02:11:10,825 --> 02:11:13,525
And I wasn't such a strong woman
1871
02:11:15,200 --> 02:11:17,120
that I could be a single mother...
1872
02:11:21,033 --> 02:11:22,703
so I killed the baby!
1873
02:11:27,742 --> 02:11:29,832
How can I marry a man...
1874
02:11:29,908 --> 02:11:33,198
who wasn't with me
when I needed him the most?
1875
02:11:36,533 --> 02:11:39,243
I went to the clinic all by myself...
1876
02:11:44,700 --> 02:11:45,780
I think...
1877
02:11:47,075 --> 02:11:49,865
I thinks it's a good thing
you told me everything...
1878
02:11:51,242 --> 02:11:52,662
It's not easy...
1879
02:11:54,200 --> 02:11:55,740
You could have hidden it...
1880
02:11:56,575 --> 02:11:58,525
or I would have found out after
we were married...
1881
02:11:58,617 --> 02:12:00,617
And that would have been worse
1882
02:12:05,992 --> 02:12:07,492
Aren't you relieved?
1883
02:12:09,908 --> 02:12:11,488
Whether its arranged
1884
02:12:11,950 --> 02:12:13,410
or love marriage
1885
02:12:13,700 --> 02:12:15,030
What difference does it make?
1886
02:12:16,617 --> 02:12:18,987
It all boils down to the same thing...
1887
02:12:20,867 --> 02:12:22,157
Trust.
1888
02:12:26,450 --> 02:12:27,830
You know it's a good thing
1889
02:12:29,408 --> 02:12:32,368
We will be starting with a clean slate.
1890
02:12:33,700 --> 02:12:36,080
then why won't it work?
1891
02:12:38,950 --> 02:12:40,200
I love you...
1892
02:12:42,450 --> 02:12:43,910
Tripti I really love you...
1893
02:12:46,617 --> 02:12:47,827
I love you too....
1894
02:13:10,200 --> 02:13:11,410
Mandar...
1895
02:13:12,408 --> 02:13:14,408
Are you going to shave this?
1896
02:13:15,950 --> 02:13:17,530
I thought you like it?
1897
02:13:19,367 --> 02:13:20,327
No.
1898
02:13:27,867 --> 02:13:29,027
Mandar...
1899
02:13:29,367 --> 02:13:30,907
another thing...
1900
02:13:31,783 --> 02:13:33,743
and this is for both of us...
1901
02:13:34,950 --> 02:13:37,080
Get your HIV test done.
1902
02:13:39,117 --> 02:13:40,947
No I have gotten it done...
1903
02:13:41,783 --> 02:13:43,743
See earlier you were pristine pure
1904
02:13:43,825 --> 02:13:45,195
So I had not asked for it...
1905
02:13:46,200 --> 02:13:48,410
In arranged marriages
we need to do all this...
1906
02:13:48,492 --> 02:13:50,662
Agreed, one has to.
1907
02:13:55,742 --> 02:13:57,662
You know each other right?
1908
02:13:58,992 --> 02:14:00,782
Did she tell you about me?
1909
02:14:02,200 --> 02:14:05,080
In detail about us?
1910
02:14:07,117 --> 02:14:08,367
What is there to tell?
1911
02:14:08,700 --> 02:14:10,370
Our past
1912
02:14:10,450 --> 02:14:11,700
So you tell me about it
1913
02:14:11,783 --> 02:14:12,583
She may hasn't told you?
1914
02:14:12,658 --> 02:14:13,828
You tell me...
I'm here now
1915
02:14:13,908 --> 02:14:15,278
Chill babes...chill
1916
02:14:15,367 --> 02:14:16,697
I'm not your babes ok...
1917
02:14:16,783 --> 02:14:18,453
Don't you dare call me babes...
1918
02:14:18,533 --> 02:14:19,243
Who is he?
1919
02:14:20,200 --> 02:14:21,870
- Why are you hiding behind me?
- You know anger leads to heart attack...
1920
02:14:21,950 --> 02:14:23,370
Are you a doctor?
1921
02:14:23,450 --> 02:14:24,950
Tell me 5 symptoms of a heart attack
1922
02:14:25,033 --> 02:14:25,953
What happens first?
1923
02:14:26,033 --> 02:14:27,083
This is one symptom
1924
02:14:27,158 --> 02:14:28,078
Shut up guys...
1925
02:14:28,408 --> 02:14:30,158
Who is this guy..what is this guy?
Where did you find him?
1926
02:14:30,242 --> 02:14:31,202
You think he's cool?
1927
02:14:31,283 --> 02:14:32,373
You think you are bloody cool
1928
02:14:32,450 --> 02:14:33,910
Because of your goatee
and your bald head
1929
02:14:33,992 --> 02:14:37,032
you're not cool...
ok you're not cool...
1930
02:14:37,492 --> 02:14:38,662
Are you insane?
1931
02:14:38,867 --> 02:14:40,027
Why did you needle him?
1932
02:14:40,117 --> 02:14:41,527
Well I thought
1933
02:14:41,617 --> 02:14:43,987
he would say something
like this and I would beat him up.
1934
02:14:48,242 --> 02:14:50,122
You know each other right?
1935
02:14:53,283 --> 02:14:54,623
Sorry guys..
1936
02:14:54,700 --> 02:14:56,700
I have been acting like a jerk lately...
1937
02:14:57,658 --> 02:15:00,368
Tripti can I have an Antacid?
1938
02:15:04,200 --> 02:15:05,870
And a Dispirin for me?
1939
02:15:10,658 --> 02:15:13,238
What are you going to say
to Uncle-Aunty about Shobha?
1940
02:15:16,867 --> 02:15:18,277
What if she says something?
1941
02:15:22,742 --> 02:15:24,082
She won't say...
1942
02:15:24,700 --> 02:15:28,160
I have fourteen solid years
of experience in such matters...
1943
02:15:28,242 --> 02:15:29,532
She won't say..
1944
02:15:30,533 --> 02:15:32,083
If by chance she does?
1945
02:15:36,492 --> 02:15:40,372
At the most i will lose
some face with Mom-Dad...
1946
02:15:41,325 --> 02:15:43,115
but I am still getting married...
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