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She's not here. She's having
my baby, and she's not here.
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I am sure everything's fine.
Has her water broken yet? I don't know.
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But when I spoke to her, she said she'd
already passed the mucous plug.
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Do we have to know about that?
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What'll you do
when you have a baby?
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I'll be in the waiting room,
handing out cigars.
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Joey's made arrangements to have
his baby in a movie from the '50s.
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I don't believe it,
she could be giving birth in the cab.
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Relax. It's only $2
for the first contraction...
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...and then 50 cents for each
additional contraction.
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What, it's okay
when Chandler does it?
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You have to pick your moments.
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Did I miss it?
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-She's not here yet.
-What's with the guitar?
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We might be here for a while.
Things might get musical.
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-Where have you been?
-We stopped at the gift shop.
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I got this,
and Susan wanted a Chunky.
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You're having a baby.
You don't stop for Chunkies.
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I used to have that bumper sticker.
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You see what I mean?
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-"Stopped for a Chunky."
-Let it go, Ross.
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I got an extra one.
You want this?
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-How's my favorite parenting team?
-Dr. Franzblau.
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I understand you're thinking
of having a baby.
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I see you're nine months pregnant.
That's a good start.
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-How are your contractions?
-I love them.
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Each one's like a little party
in my uterus.
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-Every 4 minutes, lasting 55 seconds.
-59 seconds. Quartz.
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Swiss quartz.
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-Am I allowed to drink anything?
-Ice chips.
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-At the nurse's station.
-I'll get it!
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-No, I'll get it.
-No, I'm getting it.
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Hi. Thought you might like
some ice chips.
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-Thanks.
-And if you need anything else I...
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...do not believe we've met.
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I'm Rachel Greene.
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I'm Carol's ex-husband's
sister's roommate.
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Nice to meet you.
I'm Dr. Franzblau.
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I'm your roommate's brother's
ex-wife's obstetrician.
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Oh, that's funny.
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I want a baby.
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Not tonight, honey.
I got an early day tomorrow.
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-Get up. Let's get some coffee.
-Okay, because we never do that.
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Shoot, shoot, shoot.
Or just fall down. That's good too.
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Knick fan?
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-Oh, boy, do they suck.
-Listen, lady...
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Look. Look at your man, Ewing.
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He couldn't hit water
if he was standing on a boat.
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-And who do you like?
-Celtics.
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Celtics? They couldn't hit a boat if...
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Wait...
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They suck, all right?
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Shut up.
It's a rebuilding year...
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Let me get the father.
We need a father over here.
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There's no father.
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-Oh, sorry.
-That's okay. I'm fine.
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Okay. Right this way.
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All the other pregnant women
seem to be going in here.
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They're tiny and chubby
And so sweet to touch
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But soon they'll grow up
And resent you so much
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Now they're yelling at you
And you don't know why
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And you cry and you cry
And you cry
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And you cry and you cry
And you cry
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-Thanks, Ross.
-I'm paying you to stop.
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Oh, look, twins.
Hi, guys. Oh, cute.
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No fair.
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I don't even have one.
How come they get two?
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-You'll get one.
-When?
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Tell you what. When we're 40,
if neither of us are married...
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...what do you say we have one?
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Why won't I be married
when I'm 40?
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I just meant hypothetically.
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Hypothetically, why won't I be
married when I'm 40?
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What is it? Is there something
unmarriable about me?
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Well?
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Dear God!
This parachute is a knapsack.
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Look at you, dressy-dress.
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Did you go home and change?
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It's an important day.
I want to look nice.
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Has Dr. Franzblau been by?
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I haven't seen him.
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Where is he?
He is supposed to be here.
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What if the baby needs him?
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What's the deal with you and doctors?
Is your father a doctor?
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Yeah. Why?
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No reason.
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Mom, we've been through this.
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No, I am not calling him.
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I don't care if it is his kid,
the guy's a jerk.
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No, I am not alone.
Joey's here.
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What do you mean "Joey who"?
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Joey who?
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-Tribbiani.
-Joey Tribbiani.
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Yes. Okay. Hold on.
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She wants to talk to you.
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Take the phone.
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Yeah, it's me.
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No, we're just friends.
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Yeah, I'm single.
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Twenty-five.
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An actor. Hello?
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She's not much of a phone person.
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So, what's the deal
with this father guy?
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If someone was having my baby,
I'd wanna know about it.
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Hey, Knick fan, am I interested
in your views on fatherhood? No.
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-Maybe I should just go.
-Maybe you should.
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Good luck...
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...and take care.
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The Celtics problem is that
the players run the team.
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-That is so not true.
-Oh, it is.
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-Breathe.
-Breathe.
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You're gonna kill me.
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-Fifteen more seconds. 14, 13, 12...
-Count faster.
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It'll be okay. Keep focusing on Jordy.
He'll be here soon.
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-Three. Two. Who the hell is Jordy?
-Your son.
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I don't have a son named Jordy.
We all agreed on Jamie.
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Jamie was the name
of Susan's first girlfriend...
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...so we went back to Jordy.
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What do you mean, back to Jordy?
We never landed on Jordy.
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We just passed by it during the whole
Jesse-Cody-Dillon fiasco.
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Ow! Leg cramp!
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-I got it.
-I got it. I'm doing it.
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You get to sleep with her.
I get the cramps.
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No, you don't.
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That is it.
I want both of you out.
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-She started it.
-He did.
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I'm trying to get
a person out of my body here...
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...and you're not making it
any easier! Now go!
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-Thanks.
-See what you did?
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-Listen...
-Out!
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Breathe. Breathe.
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What is that? Something exploded.
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-That's not the baby, is it?
-Her water broke. Calm down.
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Water breaking?
What do you mean? What's that?
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Breathe. Breathe.
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I'm okay. I'm okay.
That's disgusting. I'm okay.
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-This is so your fault.
-How is this my fault?
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Carol never threw me out
of a room before you.
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There's a lot of things
Carol never did before me.
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-Are you trying to be clever?
-You're so threatened by me.
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Hey. Okay, all right.
That's it. Get in here.
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My God, you guys.
I don't believe you.
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There are children
coming into the world here...
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...and your fighting isn't
the first thing they should hear.
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So stop all the yelling!
Just stop it!
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Don't make me do this again!
I don't like my voice like this!
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Who wants to hear something ironic?
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Are they here yet?
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Don't worry,
we're gonna find them.
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And until we do,
we are all here for you. Okay?
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You were telling me
about Paris. It sounds wonderful.
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There was this great little
pastry shop right by my hotel...
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There you go, dear.
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-You find them?
-Not in the gift shop or cafeteria...
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Where are Phoebe and Joey?
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There's something sinister
going on here.
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If you find anyone,
or parts of anyone...
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...scream. And scream again.
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-Help!
-Come on!
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-I'm having a baby in there!
-Hello!
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Okay, everyone stand back.
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Ow.
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All right, good thing
we're in a hospital.
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Come on, Lydia, you can do it.
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Push him out, push him out.
Harder, harder.
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Push him out, push him out.
Way out.
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Let's get that ball and really move.
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Let's get...
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I was just... Yeah, okay.
Push, push, push.
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What are you gonna do,
suck the door open?
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Help! Help!
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And they found their bodies
The very next day
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And they found their bodies
The very next...
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Mom, everything's going fine.
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Ross is great.
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He's in a whole other place.
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No, he's gone.
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No, you don't have to fly back.
Really.
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What do you mean "This might be your
only chance"? I'm only 26.
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I'm not even thinking
about babies yet.
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-Where have you been?
-I just had a baby.
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Mazel tov.
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It could be one hour or three.
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But relax.
She's doing great.
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So tell me, are you currently
involved with anyone?
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Not at the moment, I'm not. Are you?
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No, it's hard enough to get women
to go out with me.
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Right. Yeah, I've heard that
about cute doctors.
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No, really. I suppose it's because
I spend so much time, you know...
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...where I do.
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I try not to let work
affect my personal life.
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But it's hard when, when you do
what I do. It's, like...
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Well, for instance,
what do you do?
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I'm a waitress.
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Aren't there times when you come home
at night and you're, like:
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"If I see one more cup of coffee..."
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Gotcha.
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-I'm gonna check up on your friend.
-That's fine.
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-How'd you know I was here?
-Your mom called me.
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So is this her?
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No, this is a loaner.
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Ours is at the shop.
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God, I hope she has my brains.
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I'm sorry you had to do this
by yourself.
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I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor,
a nurse and a helper guy.
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-So did you see who won the game?
-The Knicks by 10. They suck.
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They're not so bad.
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Come on. Come on.
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-You're doing it too hard.
-You have to do it hard or else...
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Damn it. Damn it.
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Damn it, damn it.
This is all your fault.
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This should be
the greatest day of my life.
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My son is being born,
and I should be in there.
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Instead, I'm stuck
in a closet with you.
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I have been waiting for this
as much as you.
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No one's been waiting
for this as much as I have.
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You know what's funny?
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You go home with the baby.
Where does that leave me?
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You're his father.
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Who am I? There's Father's Day.
There's Mother's Day.
223
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There's no Lesbian Lover Day.
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Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.
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This is so great.
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Do you wanna explain that?
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I mean, when I was growing up,
my dad left...
228
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...and my mother died
and my stepfather went to jail.
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I barely had enough pieces
to make one whole parent.
230
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And here's this baby who has
three whole parents...
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...who fight over
who gets to love it the most...
232
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...and it's not even born yet.
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It's just the luckiest baby
in the whole world.
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I'm sorry. You were fighting.
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Where are they?
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-They'll be here.
-They wouldn't miss this.
237
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Relax. You're only at 9 centimeters,
and the baby's at zero station.
238
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You are really frightening me.
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00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:41,654
Somebody wanna help me?
Trying to rip out my heart.
240
00:16:42,799 --> 00:16:45,359
That's great.
Anybody seen a nipple?
241
00:16:47,637 --> 00:16:49,798
Ten centimeters.
Here we go.
242
00:16:50,006 --> 00:16:53,271
-Time to start pushing.
-But they're not here yet.
243
00:16:53,476 --> 00:16:57,936
-I can't tell the baby to wait.
-Oh, God.
244
00:17:02,285 --> 00:17:05,254
-Okay, got the vent open.
-Hi, I'm Ben.
245
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,420
I'm hospital worker Ben.
246
00:17:10,093 --> 00:17:11,754
It's Ben to the rescue.
247
00:17:14,630 --> 00:17:17,497
Ben, you ready? Give me your foot.
248
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:21,636
On three, Ben.
One, two, three.
249
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,265
Come on, Ben.
That's it, Ben.
250
00:17:26,275 --> 00:17:27,708
What do you see?
251
00:17:28,711 --> 00:17:31,805
I see what appears to be
a dark vent.
252
00:17:32,048 --> 00:17:33,208
Wait.
253
00:17:33,483 --> 00:17:36,509
Yes, it is, in fact, a dark vent.
254
00:17:39,989 --> 00:17:42,321
Pheebs, it's open.
It's open.
255
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:48,493
Wait. You forgot your legs.
256
00:17:49,298 --> 00:17:52,461
-Push. Push.
-We're here. We're here.
257
00:17:53,803 --> 00:17:55,430
Where have you been?
258
00:17:56,372 --> 00:17:57,464
Long story.
259
00:17:57,673 --> 00:18:03,077
I need you to keep pushing.
I need... Excuse me, can I have this?
260
00:18:04,047 --> 00:18:08,143
There's too many people here.
There's about to be one more.
261
00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:13,355
So if you're not an ex-husband or
lesbian life partner, out you go.
262
00:18:14,857 --> 00:18:17,087
-Bye-bye.
-Good luck, you guys.
263
00:18:17,293 --> 00:18:21,093
Do you have to be
Carol's lesbian life partner?
264
00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:22,592
Out.
265
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:26,126
Here he comes.
266
00:18:26,369 --> 00:18:29,167
Let me see. I've gotta see.
267
00:18:33,643 --> 00:18:34,803
A head.
268
00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:37,879
It's huge.
How are you doing this?
269
00:18:39,182 --> 00:18:41,173
You're not helping.
270
00:18:41,384 --> 00:18:43,215
You're doing great.
271
00:18:43,453 --> 00:18:45,353
-Hello?
-Oh, sorry.
272
00:18:45,588 --> 00:18:47,579
What do you see?
What do you see?
273
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:53,251
We got a head. We got arms.
Oh, look at the little fingers.
274
00:18:53,629 --> 00:18:55,426
A chest and a stomach...
275
00:18:55,665 --> 00:18:59,226
...and it's a boy, definitely a boy.
276
00:18:59,435 --> 00:19:01,528
Legs, knees and feet.
277
00:19:07,810 --> 00:19:08,970
He's here.
278
00:19:10,513 --> 00:19:12,606
He's a person.
279
00:19:13,015 --> 00:19:15,176
-Look.
-What does he look like?
280
00:19:15,852 --> 00:19:19,185
Kind of like my Uncle Ed,
covered in Jell-O.
281
00:19:20,056 --> 00:19:21,455
Really?
282
00:19:21,991 --> 00:19:24,221
You guys, he's beautiful.
283
00:19:24,494 --> 00:19:26,121
Thanks, Pheebs.
284
00:19:32,335 --> 00:19:36,897
No shouting, but we still need
a name for this little guy.
285
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:41,901
-How about Ben?
-I like Ben.
286
00:19:44,545 --> 00:19:47,807
Ben.
287
00:19:47,950 --> 00:19:51,351
Ben's good. How come you never
mentioned Ben before?
288
00:19:51,687 --> 00:19:54,281
We just cooked it up.
289
00:19:55,358 --> 00:19:57,417
That's what we were off doing.
290
00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:02,964
-Can we come in?
-Yeah, come on.
291
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:11,966
I know. I know.
292
00:20:12,175 --> 00:20:15,440
Everybody, there's someone
I'd like you to meet.
293
00:20:16,379 --> 00:20:18,973
-This is Ben.
-Hi, Ben.
294
00:20:19,215 --> 00:20:21,080
Ben, this is everybody.
295
00:20:22,084 --> 00:20:24,644
Susan, he looks just like you.
296
00:20:27,423 --> 00:20:28,651
Thanks.
297
00:20:29,258 --> 00:20:32,591
I can't believe one of us
actually has one of these.
298
00:20:32,828 --> 00:20:35,262
I know.
I still am one of these.
299
00:20:39,268 --> 00:20:40,496
Can I?
300
00:20:42,405 --> 00:20:45,431
Okay, the head. You gotta...
301
00:20:53,849 --> 00:20:56,613
I'm your Aunt Monica.
Yes, I am.
302
00:20:56,852 --> 00:20:58,877
I'm your Aunt Monica.
303
00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:06,291
I will always have gum.
304
00:21:11,033 --> 00:21:12,193
Ben...
305
00:21:12,802 --> 00:21:16,568
...I want you to know that
there may be some times when...
306
00:21:16,872 --> 00:21:20,535
...I may not be around like this.
307
00:21:23,346 --> 00:21:25,974
But I'll still always come back...
308
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:28,880
...like this.
309
00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:33,716
And sometimes,
I may be away longer...
310
00:21:34,056 --> 00:21:35,353
...like this.
311
00:21:39,195 --> 00:21:41,823
But I'll still always come back...
312
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,095
...like this.
313
00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:52,640
And sometimes, I'll want you to steal
third and I'll go like this:
314
00:22:00,983 --> 00:22:02,848
He is so amazing.
315
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:05,713
Yeah, I know. Look at him.
316
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,529
Nothing.
I don't think that's his name.
317
00:22:16,032 --> 00:22:18,660
Look, he's closing his eyes.
318
00:22:19,368 --> 00:22:21,996
Look, he's opening his eyes.
319
00:22:24,373 --> 00:22:26,364
He doesn't do much, does he?
320
00:22:27,076 --> 00:22:29,306
Nope, this is pretty much it.
321
00:22:37,086 --> 00:22:39,577
You guys wanna get some coffee?
322
00:22:40,823 --> 00:22:42,848
I'll see you guys later.
323
00:23:15,691 --> 00:23:17,989
He's closing his eyes again.
324
00:23:18,305 --> 00:23:24,755
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