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Frasier, thank
God you're here.
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Why, what's wrong, Roz?
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My book club
meets tonight,
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and I haven't
read the book.
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Oh, my, that is
a literary 911.
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I know.
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Wait. You joined a book club?
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Why is that so
hard to believe?
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I like to read.
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What's his name?
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Jason.
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Uh-huh.
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We met at
a bookstore,
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and he asked me
to join his club.
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He's separated,
but I think it's for keeps.
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He was buying
Divorce for Dummies.
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Sounds like a real catch, Roz.
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Anyway, I was
supposed to read
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The Great Gatsby
last night,
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but I couldn't get
Alice to sleep,
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so could you give
me a quick summary?
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Well, all right.
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Uh, it was a time known
as the Jazz Age.
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Wall Street was booming,
bootleg hooch was flowing,
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and the young people
were doing a new dance
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called the Charleston.
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Where were you
when I was trying
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to get Alice to sleep?
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Could you just get
to it already?
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Well, all right, fine.
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Lorna Lenley.
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Okay, who's she,
Gatsby's girlfriend?
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The woman
who just walked in.
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She was the great beauty
of my high school.
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She had brains, looks, style...
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and the way she filled out
a mohair sweater...
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well, suffice it to say,
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it was snugger on her
than on the goat.
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Why don't you go
over and say hello?
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Oh, God, Roz, she wouldn't
even remember me.
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She was with the in crowd.
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The only people who knew me
debated, recited
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or were on a six-month visit
from Abu Dhabi.
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Oh, God, she's coming over.
She's coming over!
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She's coming over!
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Excuse me.
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Didn't we go
to high school together?
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Did we?
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Yes. I thought
you looked familiar.
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You're Frasier,
aren't you?
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Well, that's right.
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Um... all right,
let me guess.
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Um... Lisa?
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Lorna.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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Lorna, hello.
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Uh, Roz, I'd like you
to meet Lorna Anne Lenley.
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Was that... anywhere close?
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Wow, very good.
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Although it's
Gardener now,
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but I'm going back
to Lenley.
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I was just recently
divorced.
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Oh, gosh,
I'm sorry to hear that.
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Roz, our chatting isn't, uh,
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bothering your reading,
is it?
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Oh, no. Actually, I...
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Oh, right.
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Off I go.
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So, uh, I-I'm divorced
myself, actually.
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Yes, I know that.
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I listen to your show.
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Really?
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Well, I sell
real estate,
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so I'm in my
car all the time,
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so whenever I can,
I turn you on.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, that's me.
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Excuse me, I
have to get that.
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No problemo.
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Roz...
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she's just as lovely as ever.
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So, you going
to ask her out?
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Oh, right.
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"Legs" Lenley and
Crane "The Brain. "
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In my dreams.
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Frasier, you act
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like you're still
some gawky teenager.
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You're a charming,
successful man.
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Well, thank you, Roz.
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No problemo.
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Excuse me.
I- I have to go show a house.
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Frasier, it was really nice
to see you again.
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Oh, likewise.
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Uh, Lorna, listen,
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I- I realize that, uh,
this is out of the blue
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and that you're very busy,
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but I was wondering
if you might like to, uh...
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Yes?
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...appraise my apartment.
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See, I've decided to sell it.
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Sure. Be happy to.
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In fact, I'm free tonight.
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Really? Uh, well, how's 7:00?
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Uh, I live
at the Elliott Bay Towers.
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Oh, wow, what a great building.
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Yes, well...
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You've certainly done well
for yourself.
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Yes, well, I think
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you'll find that
we've both come
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a long way since
high school.
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Oh, you know, here, let me...
let me carry those for you.
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Oh. Thank you.
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Dad, she'll be here
any minute.
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Okay, okay,
I'm leaving.
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Listen, I'm sorry
to uproot you like this.
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It's just...
Oh, it's all right.
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I'd rather clear the decks
for a date
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than for one
of your theme parties.
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Although I am
kind of sorry
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I missed an evening
with Moe Howard.
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That was Noel Coward.
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Oh, hey.
Hey, Dad.
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Oh, Niles, what are
you doing here?
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Well, I've got a crisis.
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Uh, tomorrow's Mel's birthday,
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and I'm planning
a very romantic evening,
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but my Gaggenau is on the fritz.
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Oh, geez, I don't need
to hear this.
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No, Dad...
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it's a stove.
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I know. Six burners
and a griddle.
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Don't you guys ever talk
about cars?
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Frasier, I'm desperate.
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Can I possibly use
your kitchen tomorrow
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to prepare the meal?
Yes, of course, Niles,
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but, listen,
now you-you've got to go.
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I have a date.
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Oh?
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Anyone I know?
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As a matter of fact, yes.
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Lorna Lenley.
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Oh! No, really, who?
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No, it's true. I-I bumped
into her today at the cafe.
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Lorna Lenley?
Mm-hmm.
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You, sir, have moxie.
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Well...
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Why, even with all
my vested authority
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as hall monitor,
I could never muster
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the courage to ask to see
her bathroom pass,
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and you asked her out?
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Well...
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I bow down before you.
I doff my cap to you.
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Well, actually, it's...
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it's not really a date.
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I knew it.
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You see, she's coming over
to appraise the apartment.
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She's in real estate.
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I tried to ask her
out and I choked.
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I did get the impression
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that she was interested
in me, though.
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Well, of course she is.
Oh, and the coach called.
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You're starting
the big game on Sunday.
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That's very funny, Niles.
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All right, off you go, now.
Come on.
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No, I want to see Lorna.
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No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, Niles, no.
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You have to go.
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Is that her?
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She's here.
All right, okay, okay.
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But, look...
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you get one quick hello,
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and then you're gone,
mister.
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Hello, Frasier.
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Lorna, good to see you again.
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Uh, perhaps you remember
my brother Niles.
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Yes, hello, Niles.
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Well, now that you two
have had a chance to catch up,
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I'll see you later, Niles.
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Nice to see you again, Niles.
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Oh, Frasier, wow!
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What a great apartment.
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Thank you.
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Why are you selling it?
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Oh, I don't want to bore you
with the details.
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It's a very long,
very complicated story.
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I'd love to hear it.
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Uh, well...
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I need more closet space.
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Could I interest you
in some wine?
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Oh, I would love some.
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Ah.
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Do you remember Chip Clayton's
graduation party?
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Remember, we broke into
his father's liquor cabinet
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and we made sangria
out of a $100 bottle of wine?
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Thank you.
No.
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You know what?
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I should make
some notes
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on your apartment.
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What are you doing?
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Tell her why
you really asked her over
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and drop
this ridiculous charade.
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You're not 16 years old
any longer.
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Frasier, I'd love
to see your bedroom.
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Of course.
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Lorna Lenley wants
to see my bedroom!
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Oh, Frasier, wow,
another great room.
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Thank you.
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Is this bed
Scandinavian?
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You have a good eye.
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Lorna Lenley's on my bed!
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Stop acting like an adolescent!
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Frasier, are you all right?
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No.
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No, actually, Lorna,
I'm not all right. Uh...
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you see, when I saw
you this afternoon,
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I immediately flashed back
to the hopeless crush
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I had on you in high school.
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Of course, it didn't
help matters much
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that you've
hardly changed a bit,
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and I wanted to ask you out
and I-I lost my nerve.
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You mean, all of this
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was just a ruse
to get me up here?
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I'm afraid so.
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So now that I've sufficiently
embarrassed myself,
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I'll show you out.
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You know, Frasier,
I have to say,
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I'm really
very flattered.
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Really?
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Yes.
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You know, it's not too late
to ask me out.
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Would you like to have
dinner with me this evening?
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I'd love to.
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Wonderful.
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I'm going out
with Lorna Lenley!
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Hi.
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Mm, I had a wonderful
time last night.
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Me, too.
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It was like being back
in high school...
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but with sex.
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Oh, I don't want
this to end.
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I must warn you,
now that I've learned
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to finally ask you out,
I'll be doing
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a lot more of it.
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Are you free this evening?
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See, there I go already.
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How about
tomorrow night?
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Somebody stop me.
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Not me.
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I wonder what
time it is.
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Mm. Oh.
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It's 10:00.
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Oh, crap! I'm late!
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Is there something
I can do?
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Oh, yeah, make this
lousy hangover go away.
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Where the hell
are those aspirin?
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You know, perhaps I should get
you a glass of water for those.
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Uh, would you prefer
sparkling or still...
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or not.
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I see you're fine.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you want to finish this?
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No, no,
you're the guest.
262
00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,302
Yeah, it's me.
I'm running late.
263
00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:06,072
Move my 10:30 to 11:30.
264
00:10:06,107 --> 00:10:08,808
Just move
it to 11:30!
265
00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:12,710
I didn't realize
you smoked.
266
00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:14,246
Oh, yeah, I'm always
trying to quit,
267
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,613
buy my weight
just balloons up.
268
00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:16,983
I mean, trust me,
you don't want to see my ass
269
00:10:17,018 --> 00:10:19,285
when I'm off these things.
270
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,458
You know, I hate
to be a-a fusspot,
271
00:10:25,493 --> 00:10:26,959
but I'd prefer...
272
00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:31,095
Yeah.
273
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,399
Well, who let the dog in?
274
00:10:33,434 --> 00:10:34,918
Put your brother on.
275
00:10:34,953 --> 00:10:36,367
Put your brother on!
276
00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:38,738
Put your brother on!
277
00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:42,441
Oh, will you be a sweetie
and make me some coffee?
278
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,709
Okay.
279
00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,245
Well, you know that
mess better be cleaned up
280
00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:47,647
by the time
I get home.
281
00:10:47,682 --> 00:10:49,547
Both of you.
282
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,283
Put your brother on.
283
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,950
Put your brother on!
284
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:55,988
Put your brother
on the phone!
285
00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:01,160
Oh, this is nice.
286
00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:08,833
I still don't understand
287
00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,401
why you have to do
all the cooking.
288
00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:12,438
Why don't you just take
Mel out for a nice meal?
289
00:11:12,473 --> 00:11:15,339
Oh, well, because
through cooking,
290
00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:16,909
I can truly express
my feelings for her.
291
00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:18,444
You know, the French
have a saying...
292
00:11:18,479 --> 00:11:19,310
Okay, okay.
293
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,212
I was just making
conversation
294
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,231
till we got home.
295
00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:24,181
Oh, hi, Dad.
Hey.
296
00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:25,516
Frasier...
Hello, Niles.
297
00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:27,119
I could really use
some help preparing
298
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,653
this dish today
if you're not busy.
299
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,990
Oh gosh, Niles, I've got
a lot of errands to run.
300
00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:32,491
You know,
why don't you ask Daphne?
301
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:33,958
Uh, all right, all right.
302
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,395
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
How did things go with Lorna?
303
00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:37,763
Oh... Did you summon up the courage
304
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,048
to ask her out?
305
00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:40,264
Well, actually...
306
00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,601
oh, come on, Frasier,
seize the moment.
307
00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:44,368
Faint heart never won fair lady.
308
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:45,905
You know, the French
have a saying...
309
00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:48,407
Morning, Niles.
Hey...
310
00:11:58,284 --> 00:11:59,151
Walk me out.
311
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:00,618
Mm.
312
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,655
I have some
really great news.
313
00:12:02,690 --> 00:12:05,456
Really? Do tell.
314
00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:08,260
Well, I called my office,
315
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:11,162
and after my 11:30,
316
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:14,031
I'm free for the
rest of the day.
317
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,901
Oh, well, what are
you planning on doing?
318
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,738
Hmm, being with you,
silly.
319
00:12:18,773 --> 00:12:20,006
Excuse me.
320
00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:21,240
I'm coming!
321
00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:25,109
You know, you are
the best thing
322
00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:27,913
that's happened to me
in a long time.
323
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:39,225
I'm in. You happy?
324
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,107
Whisk.
325
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:00,679
Spoon.
326
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:03,682
Cheese cloth.
327
00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,873
Perfect timing. Mm.
328
00:13:11,908 --> 00:13:14,059
Daphne, open the oven.
329
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,400
Ah.
330
00:13:21,435 --> 00:13:22,867
Ready.
331
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,403
Shall I close,
Dr. Crane?
332
00:13:24,438 --> 00:13:26,405
Please.
333
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,942
Do you think it'll be all right?
334
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,644
It's out of our hands now,
Daphne.
335
00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,412
Ow...
336
00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:36,949
Thank you
for your help.
337
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,382
Oh, my pleasure.
338
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:39,850
I haven't this much fun
in the kitchen
339
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:42,888
since your brother caught
his tie in the pasta machine.
340
00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:45,391
Oh, and the real fun's
just beginning.
341
00:13:45,426 --> 00:13:46,357
Clean up... Ow!
342
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,359
Oh, oh, you silly sod.
343
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,829
Here, run it under
some cold water.
344
00:13:49,864 --> 00:13:51,330
I'll fetch
the aloe cream.
345
00:13:51,365 --> 00:13:54,601
Oh... dear.
346
00:13:54,636 --> 00:13:57,802
Come here.
347
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,370
Oh, this will help.
348
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,871
I can't believe
I just did that.
349
00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:03,342
Oh, I do that sort of thing
all the time.
350
00:14:03,377 --> 00:14:04,208
You have to be careful.
351
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,545
Those pan handles get
awfully hot.
352
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:07,346
Oh, well, not anymore.
353
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,850
It's got a protective
coating of skin on it now.
354
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,853
Just give it a minute to absorb.
355
00:14:13,888 --> 00:14:16,322
Oh, it'll be fine.
356
00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:20,826
It's feeling
better already.
357
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,295
Thanks, Daphne.
358
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,196
Hey, what's up?
359
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,631
Nothing. Why should
anything be up?
360
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,168
Dr. Crane burned his hand,
and I was tending to it.
361
00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:30,987
That's all.
362
00:14:31,022 --> 00:14:32,736
Oh, my.
363
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:36,108
Look at the time.
I've got to run.
364
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,010
Burn, huh?
365
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,514
Well, you might want to keep
something cold on that.
366
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,881
Here.
367
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,634
You can hold
my beer for me
368
00:14:45,669 --> 00:14:47,353
while I watch
the game.
369
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,156
Hello, Frasier.
370
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,726
Oh, hello, Niles.
How are you?
371
00:14:53,761 --> 00:14:56,594
Fine, fine...
372
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,031
although the oddest thing
just happened.
373
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,398
Oh, that man on the corner's
name is Pete.
374
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:02,835
If you give him a dollar,
his monkey won't make
375
00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:05,604
those rude gestures.
376
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,809
No, this is
about Daphne.
377
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:13,711
I burned my hand
while I was cooking,
378
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,715
and she began
putting first aid cream on it
379
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,751
in a very tender way,
380
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,654
and then, uh, Dad came in,
and she jumped
381
00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:23,487
as if she
felt guilty.
382
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:26,792
Is it possible
Daphne has feelings for me?
383
00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:28,594
No.
384
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:34,299
Ah, well, as long as you've
considered it from all angles.
385
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:37,102
If she was tender, it was
because you burned your hand.
386
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,570
If she jumped, it was
because Dad startled her.
387
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,822
Come on, Niles,
don't you see
388
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:41,399
what's really
going on here?
389
00:15:41,434 --> 00:15:42,907
Obviously, I
haven't a clue.
390
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,378
I thought that man's monkey
was waving hello.
391
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:51,183
Your relationship with Mel
is growing deeper.
392
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:54,119
Isn't it possible
that your fear of commitment
393
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,621
is driving your mind
to throw up
394
00:15:55,656 --> 00:15:57,488
these imaginary
roadblocks?
395
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,825
You think so? Well, you
do have a history of this.
396
00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:02,695
Remember the day
after you proposed to Maris?
397
00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:05,095
You went that evening
to the opera
398
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,098
and you were convinced
that Leontyne Price
399
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,565
was winking at you
the whole night.
400
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,253
I suppose there could be
commitment issues here.
401
00:16:11,288 --> 00:16:13,906
Cooking a meal for one's mate
is a big first step.
402
00:16:13,941 --> 00:16:14,672
Yes, especially for you.
403
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,209
I mean, Maris never let
you cook for her.
404
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:18,042
That's true.
405
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,713
The closest I ever
got was restocking
406
00:16:20,748 --> 00:16:23,349
the pills in her
bedside Lazy Susan.
407
00:16:23,384 --> 00:16:25,552
Hey, guys.
Oh, hey, Roz.
408
00:16:25,587 --> 00:16:27,720
Uh, Frasier,
thank you.
409
00:16:27,755 --> 00:16:28,738
It's a big help.
410
00:16:28,773 --> 00:16:29,722
My pleasure, Niles.
411
00:16:29,757 --> 00:16:31,188
Bye.
412
00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:32,656
Oh, Roz, I see the book club
413
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,193
has moved on
toWuthering Heights.
414
00:16:34,228 --> 00:16:35,426
Yes.
Well...
415
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,629
Please tell me they made
a movie out of this.
416
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,348
Twice.
417
00:16:39,383 --> 00:16:40,998
Amen.
418
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:43,502
So, how did your
date with Lorna go?
419
00:16:43,537 --> 00:16:44,536
Did you get up
enough nerve
420
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,289
to ask her
to dinner?
421
00:16:46,324 --> 00:16:47,972
To dinner
andbreakfast.
422
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,773
We spent the night
together.
423
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:52,945
Whoa. You went to bed
with the prom queen?
424
00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:56,148
Yes, and I woke up with Carrie.
425
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,820
She smokes, she screams,
she's uncouth...
426
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,857
I'm actually meeting her here
to break it off.
427
00:17:04,892 --> 00:17:06,690
So soon?
Well...
428
00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:08,058
The way your love life's
been going,
429
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,596
you may want to squeeze
a couple more dates out of it.
430
00:17:10,631 --> 00:17:15,034
You know... nuts for the winter?
431
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:18,687
Please, Roz, I could never do
that sort of thing.
432
00:17:18,722 --> 00:17:20,439
Whenever I know that I have
no future with a woman,
433
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,625
I end it right then and there.
434
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:24,953
Especially a woman
like Lorna-
435
00:17:24,988 --> 00:17:26,867
recently divorced
and vulnerable.
436
00:17:26,902 --> 00:17:28,712
You always take
the high road.
437
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,015
Well, you know,
I'd like to think so.
438
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,386
If it's one thing I've learned,
my old high school wounds
439
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:37,723
are not going to be healed
by sleeping with the prom queen.
440
00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:38,590
Tell me about it.
441
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,593
Prom queen,
assistant principal...
442
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,129
You can't go home again.
443
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,698
Good luck.
444
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,234
How you doing,
baby cakes?
445
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,387
Oh, fine.
446
00:17:51,422 --> 00:17:53,231
Mm...
Mm...
447
00:17:53,266 --> 00:17:55,040
Thank you.
448
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,340
Mm.
449
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,909
Listen, uh, Lorna,
450
00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:00,546
about tomorrow night, um...
451
00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:01,311
Oh, I'm sorry.
452
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,298
I know we had plans,
but I completely forgot.
453
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,250
It's the retirement
dinner for Coach Pellet.
454
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,617
Who?
455
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,287
Our high school
football coach.
456
00:18:08,322 --> 00:18:09,887
I'd love it if
you'd go with me.
457
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,191
Well, I-I have to be honest
with you here...
458
00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:13,926
Oh, come on.
It'll be fun.
459
00:18:13,961 --> 00:18:15,627
The old gang
will be there.
460
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,496
The old gang, you say?
461
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:18,462
Uh-huh.
462
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:19,963
You mean, like, um...
463
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:22,501
Chip Clayton
and Ladd Lundquist?
464
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:23,434
Yeah, the whole crowd.
465
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,437
Can you imagine the
looks on their faces
466
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:28,273
when they see us
walk in together?
467
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:31,408
Yes, imagine.
468
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,146
Oh, come on,
say you'll be my date.
469
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:35,979
Well, I...
470
00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:39,051
wouldn't want
to let down the coach.
471
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:44,056
You know, a spoon
would be nice!
472
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,077
Oh, everyone's
inside already.
473
00:18:49,112 --> 00:18:50,327
I think we're
a little late.
474
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:51,363
Well, I guess
we'll just have to make
475
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:52,831
a grand entrance.
476
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:53,797
After you.
477
00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:55,700
Oh, no, I have to
go check my makeup.
478
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,569
Well, uh, why tamper
with perfection?
479
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,905
Oh, aren't you sweet?
480
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:00,706
Shall we?
481
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,043
Sorry.
482
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,596
Hello.
483
00:19:07,631 --> 00:19:09,657
What now?
484
00:19:09,692 --> 00:19:11,648
What? What?
485
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:12,416
My phone's cutting out.
486
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:14,319
I'm sorry.
Just two seconds, sweetie.
487
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:25,963
No, you can't
have a party!
488
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,500
Because I said so.
Put your brother on.
489
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:29,935
Put your brother on.
Put your...
490
00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:31,988
Just-just a second,
honey.
491
00:19:32,023 --> 00:19:33,971
...brother
on the phone!
492
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,007
You know what?
Do what you want.
493
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:37,509
I- I'm on a date.
494
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:39,695
Sorry.
495
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:40,878
You ready?
496
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,212
Oh, you know what?
497
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:43,248
This hook keeps
coming undone.
498
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,482
Right.
Do you mind?
499
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,818
You know, I just took
a look inside there.
500
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,320
Everybody's here,
501
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:52,324
even old Mr. Most-likely-
to-succeed Chip Clayton.
502
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,791
Chip Clayton's
a moron.
503
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,296
Well, you used to be
rather fond of him
504
00:19:57,331 --> 00:19:58,262
back in school.
505
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:01,233
Well, everybody's changed
since high school...
506
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,667
except you.
507
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:06,103
Truly, you're...
508
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,140
you're still
the same sweet,
509
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,109
decent guy you
always were.
510
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:12,411
Thank you.
511
00:20:12,446 --> 00:20:13,644
No, I mean it.
512
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,681
Believe me, I've been
with enough jerks and users
513
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:17,482
to know the difference.
514
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,118
Let's go.
515
00:20:19,153 --> 00:20:20,684
Uh, Lorna...
516
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:23,622
I can't go in there with you.
517
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:24,623
Why not?
518
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,559
Well, because I came here
for the wrong reason-
519
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,745
so all the cool kids
would see me
520
00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:32,256
with the school's
most popular girl,
521
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:34,733
and I let you believe
that we had...
522
00:20:34,768 --> 00:20:37,100
hopes for some sort
of a future
523
00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:39,637
when I know in my heart
that there is none,
524
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,140
and... well, if you
walked in there with me,
525
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:43,106
it would be as my trophy,
526
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:44,142
and I-I just can't
do that to you.
527
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:46,511
I- I'm so sorry.
528
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,380
You...
529
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,617
you expect me to
walk into a room
530
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,785
full of my ex-classmates by myself?
531
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,222
Like some pathetic divorc?e
who couldn't scare up date
532
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,223
for some old jock sendoff?
533
00:20:58,724 --> 00:20:59,489
I don't think so.
534
00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:00,592
Lorna, I... You know, I thought
535
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:01,894
you'd be a nice
rebound fling.
536
00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:03,196
Get my feet wet
dating again.
537
00:21:03,231 --> 00:21:04,428
You don't want
that? That's fine.
538
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,131
Wait a minute... I'll tell
you what we are going to do!
539
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:06,964
You're going
to take my arm,
540
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,432
you're going to escort
me in that room,
541
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,469
we're going to dance,
make out like freshmen,
542
00:21:10,504 --> 00:21:12,004
and leave with your
hand on my ass!
543
00:21:12,039 --> 00:21:14,406
You got it?!
544
00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:19,478
Shall we?
545
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:29,221
d Hey, baby, I hear the blues
a'callin'd
546
00:21:29,256 --> 00:21:31,957
d Tossed salads
and scrambled eggs d
547
00:21:31,992 --> 00:21:33,757
d Mercy d
548
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,294
d And maybe
I seem a bit confused d
549
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,797
d Well, maybe,
but I got you pegged d
550
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,366
d But I don't know
what to do d
551
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:46,872
d With those tossed salads
and scrambled eggs d
552
00:21:46,907 --> 00:21:49,925
d They're callin' again. d
553
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,944
Frasier has left the building.
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