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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,515 X1:188 X2:532 Y1:479 Y2:514 Hollywood Classic uv�d� 2 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:14,309 X1:207 X2:511 Y1:479 Y2:514 Mal�ry pana ��etn�ho 3 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:37,115 X1:130 X2:585 Y1:435 Y2:515 V t�to budov� s�dl� �editelstv� jedn� velk� italsk� spole�nosti. 4 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:42,628 X1:097 X2:624 Y1:435 Y2:515 Hospod��sk� krize a z�vratn� inflace vyvolala mezi ��ednictvem 5 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:48,438 X1:151 X2:570 Y1:435 Y2:515 neb�val�, n�kdy a� chorobn� pracovn� vyp�t�. 6 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,112 X1:267 X2:454 Y1:435 Y2:509 12. �ervence �tvrtek 7 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:53,516 X1:146 X2:573 Y1:479 Y2:514 Budu ��st jm�na podle po�ad�. 8 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,074 X1:272 X2:447 Y1:480 Y2:508 Dobrou noc. 9 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,356 X1:265 X2:453 Y1:436 Y2:509 - Tak dobrou. - Dobrou noc. 10 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:43,639 X1:294 X2:424 Y1:480 Y2:508 Fantozzi. 11 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,837 X1:167 X2:551 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Jak se vede, pane ��etn�? - Co? 12 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,588 X1:207 X2:511 Y1:435 Y2:515 - V�echno v po��dku? - Po�kejte. Jdou. 13 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,320 X1:133 X2:585 Y1:435 Y2:515 Ale jestli p�jdu j�, to je ot�zka. Kolena m� jaksi... 14 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,276 X1:266 X2:451 Y1:435 Y2:514 - To m� mrz�. - No, to nic. 15 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,348 X1:193 X2:524 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Tu m�te, dobr� �eno. - Jsem tvoje �ena, Ugo. 16 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:36,796 X1:085 X2:632 Y1:434 Y2:515 - Odpus� mi, Pino, j� jsem t� nepoznal. To byl vtip. - Vtip? 17 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,917 X1:189 X2:528 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Co tady vlastn� d�l�? - P�ijela jsem pro tebe. 18 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:46,714 X1:128 X2:590 Y1:435 Y2:515 Mohli bychom j�t do kina nebo se jen tak proj�t po m�st�. 19 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:52,756 X1:128 X2:590 Y1:436 Y2:509 Zrovna dneska p�jdeme do kina. Zbl�znila ses. Jde se dom�. 20 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:01,237 X1:102 X2:620 Y1:436 Y2:509 Stejn� jako Fantozzi, sp�chali dom� v�ichni mu�i ve m�st�. 21 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,712 X1:249 X2:469 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Tady je m�sto! - To je moje! 22 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:12,634 X1:247 X2:471 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Dobr� ve�er. - Nic se nestalo. 23 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:17,353 X1:173 X2:545 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Promi�te, j� sp�ch�m. - J� to vemu horem. Tudy. 24 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,789 X1:188 X2:531 Y1:480 Y2:513 Promi�te, na shledanou. 25 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:28,998 X1:117 X2:602 Y1:436 Y2:515 Na shledanou, hezky se bavte! Pino, kde jsou ty kl��e? Posp� si! 26 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:35,715 X1:211 X2:507 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Dovol�te, madam? - To jsou ale m�resy! 27 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:45,955 X1:175 X2:544 Y1:435 Y2:514 Kl��e, sakra! M� ty kl��e? Uka�, otev�u s�m. 28 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,072 X1:115 X2:602 Y1:479 Y2:514 To u� m�lo b�t d�vno p�ipraven�. 29 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:55,149 X1:101 X2:617 Y1:435 Y2:515 Kter� to je? Pro� si to neozna��? N�jakou barvou n�co na n� namaluj. 30 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,036 X1:174 X2:544 Y1:436 Y2:509 Ale to je Mariangela, Ugo. Na�e dcera. 31 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:03,551 X1:129 X2:588 Y1:435 Y2:515 To byl jen f�rek pro na�i malou. Po�kej! 32 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:08,798 X1:220 X2:498 Y1:436 Y2:509 - Napastovala jsem! - Tak to �eknu v�as. 33 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:15,237 X1:237 X2:482 Y1:480 Y2:514 Kam jste to dali? 34 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:19,717 X1:217 X2:500 Y1:478 Y2:514 V�dy� to tady bylo. 35 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:39,469 X1:075 X2:647 Y1:435 Y2:515 Fantozzi, stejn� jako ostatn�, byl v kle�t�ch nov�ho vra�edn�ho nep��tele. 36 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,509 X1:139 X2:580 Y1:435 Y2:509 V�ichni propadl� z�vislosti na d�lkov�m ovl�d�n� televize. 37 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:48,830 X1:074 X2:646 Y1:435 Y2:509 B�hem jedn� p��ern� abstinen�n� krize, dos�hl domovn� rekord 38 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:54,235 X1:191 X2:532 Y1:435 Y2:515 380 p�epnut� programu za pouh�ch 26 vte�in. 39 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,436 X1:215 X2:503 Y1:435 Y2:515 - U� toho m�m dost! - Nesahej na to! 40 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,757 X1:213 X2:505 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Vyhod�m to z okna. - To se opova�! 41 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,472 X1:223 X2:494 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Nem�m ho vr�tit? - Uka� to! 42 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,636 X1:199 X2:525 Y1:435 Y2:515 V ur�itou no�n� hodinu jde v�echno stranou. 43 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:17,799 X1:149 X2:570 Y1:435 Y2:515 Nastane okam�ik s vys�l�n�m porno program� s n�zvy jako 44 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:22,710 X1:064 X2:658 Y1:435 Y2:515 "Vstup zak�z�n", "P��zn� zak�zan� show" "Horoskop" �i "Super porno show". 45 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:44,716 X1:187 X2:530 Y1:474 Y2:514 O kous��ek. Poj�. Je�t�. 46 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:50,039 X1:199 X2:519 Y1:430 Y2:515 No, hezky. Bu� hodn�. Poj� sem, hezky. 47 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,630 X1:262 X2:455 Y1:435 Y2:509 J� jsem tady. J� t� �ek�m. 48 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:04,308 X1:167 X2:550 Y1:435 Y2:515 To je vono. To je materi�l. Sundej to...! 49 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:12,753 X1:247 X2:473 Y1:480 Y2:514 No, to je ono...! 50 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:27,831 X1:174 X2:543 Y1:479 Y2:514 Tak d�lej! J� se zbl�zn�m. 51 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:37,511 X1:204 X2:515 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Sundej si kalhotky...! - Ugo! 52 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:46,156 X1:198 X2:520 Y1:480 Y2:514 Pino. Ne, nerad bych... 53 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,476 X1:154 X2:564 Y1:435 Y2:515 aby sis myslela, �e j� a tady ta sle�na... Kdo je to? 54 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:55,477 X1:159 X2:561 Y1:435 Y2:515 Pr�v� jsem skon�il modlitbu tady s t�m mlad�m kn�zem. 55 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,751 X1:135 X2:584 Y1:435 Y2:515 Dovede zaj�mav� vypr�v�t. J� ho sleduju u� n�kolik ve�er� 56 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:02,953 X1:116 X2:601 Y1:436 Y2:515 a v�� si tomu nebo ne, ten mlad� kn�z m� v sob� n�co... 57 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:08,552 X1:133 X2:584 Y1:435 Y2:515 J� nev�m, ��m by to mohlo b�t, ale on dok�e fakticky z�zraky. 58 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:11,353 X1:238 X2:480 Y1:480 Y2:514 Pino, poslouchej. 59 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:17,237 X1:060 X2:658 Y1:435 Y2:515 Dneska v sob� c�t�m takov� ��r. Jestli m� k sob� pozve�, tak v�, co ud�l�m? 60 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:21,114 X1:156 X2:563 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Svl�knu t� jako cibuli, Pino! - Ano! - Ne! 61 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:26,234 X1:197 X2:521 Y1:435 Y2:515 Neposp�chej. Je�t� ne. Pro� to zase nejde? 62 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:37,753 X1:069 X2:656 Y1:435 Y2:515 Pro ��etn�ho Fantozziho a jeho kolegy se stal jednou z nejtragi�t�j��ch ud�lost� 63 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:40,348 X1:141 X2:573 Y1:479 Y2:514 jejich �ivot� t�den na hor�ch. 64 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:45,798 X1:094 X2:625 Y1:435 Y2:515 P�ihl�sili se sice ji� v z��, ale p�i�la na n� �ada a� p��t� kv�ten. 65 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,956 X1:259 X2:461 Y1:479 Y2:514 Na prahu l�ta. 66 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:54,750 X1:130 X2:588 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Chyb� Fantozzi. Nev�te, kde je? - Stejn� je s n�m votrava. 67 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:59,351 X1:146 X2:572 Y1:430 Y2:515 - Bu�me rad�i, kdy� nepojede. - Tamhle jde. U� je tu. 68 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,868 X1:084 X2:635 Y1:479 Y2:514 Nastupovat, p�nov�. Kone�n� jedeme. 69 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,238 X1:132 X2:585 Y1:479 Y2:514 Jeden po druh�m a netla�te se. 70 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,359 X1:314 X2:406 Y1:480 Y2:508 Pozor! 71 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:21,436 X1:157 X2:560 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Hal�! Tady jsme. Posp� si. - Co to vyv�d�? Je hluchej? 72 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,675 X1:136 X2:582 Y1:479 Y2:514 Promi�te, kde jsou spac� vozy? 73 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:27,630 X1:181 X2:536 Y1:479 Y2:514 Tamhle. Mus�te dop�edu. 74 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:47,070 X1:088 X2:629 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Tady jsme! Posp� si! - Hal�, pane. Nastupujte. Vlak u� jede. 75 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:52,240 X1:092 X2:625 Y1:435 Y2:515 - M�m tam kamar�dy. - Projdete za nimi vlakem, ale mus�te nastoupit. 76 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:57,598 X1:164 X2:555 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Opatrn�! - Nebojte. D�me to tam. A tohle taky. 77 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,196 X1:203 X2:515 Y1:479 Y2:508 J� to tam hod�m s�m. 78 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:54,677 X1:139 X2:580 Y1:434 Y2:509 Odpus�te, ale n�jak nem�m cit v t�ch bot�ch. 79 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:59,157 X1:140 X2:578 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Koho to tu m�me? - Kdepak jste byl, pane ��etn�? 80 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:03,110 X1:241 X2:476 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Byla to odysea. - D�vejte pozor. 81 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:10,156 X1:100 X2:618 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Promi�te. J� opravdu nerad. Pozor! - Pomalu... 82 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:18,039 X1:101 X2:617 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Promi�te, j� za to nem��u. - Zjist�me, kde je j�deln� v�z, pucl�ku. 83 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:21,232 X1:193 X2:525 Y1:435 Y2:515 - A taky tam skon��me. - Hlady u� �pln� �ilh�m. 84 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,830 X1:270 X2:448 Y1:436 Y2:509 - Je zav�eno. - Zav�eno? 85 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:28,271 X1:196 X2:521 Y1:479 Y2:508 Zrovna n�kde stav�me. 86 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:33,670 X1:077 X2:641 Y1:431 Y2:515 ��d�me cestuj�c�, aby neopou�t�li vlak. Opakuji... 87 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:38,078 X1:128 X2:590 Y1:435 Y2:515 Hal�? Tady. Mohl bych dostat jeden bal��ek? 88 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,192 X1:215 X2:503 Y1:435 Y2:514 - Deset tis�c. - Ano, hned to bude. 89 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:47,674 X1:138 X2:580 Y1:435 Y2:515 - M�te zp�tky na pades�t tis�c? - Samoz�ejm�. Hned to bude. 90 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:53,751 X1:070 X2:647 Y1:435 Y2:515 - A posp�te si. Mysl�m, �e u� to pojede. - Tak p�skej. 91 00:13:55,360 --> 00:14:00,150 X1:221 X2:497 Y1:435 Y2:514 Hal�, sly��te? No tak, vra�te mi... 92 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,230 X1:263 X2:456 Y1:480 Y2:513 No, to snad... 93 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:11,711 X1:150 X2:568 Y1:436 Y2:515 Deset tvejch, deset mejch, deset tvejch a dvacet mejch. 94 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:19,272 X1:086 X2:632 Y1:435 Y2:515 St�lo to 50000 lir a na�el tam p�kn� srovnanou plastikovou vidli�ku, 95 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:27,519 X1:131 X2:588 Y1:435 Y2:515 plastikov� no��k, p�r�tko, ku�ec� k�id�lko, taky plastikov�, 96 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:31,675 X1:171 X2:549 Y1:479 Y2:514 a jablko s prav�m �ervem. 97 00:14:53,400 --> 00:15:00,317 X1:145 X2:572 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Pozor. - Pomalu. - Mohu si tady prostr�it nohu? 98 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,592 X1:168 X2:550 Y1:435 Y2:515 Nevad�m v�m, takhle tady. Ne? D�kuji. 99 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:07,679 X1:219 X2:498 Y1:435 Y2:515 Klid, p�nov�. Srovn�me se n�jak. 100 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,950 X1:153 X2:564 Y1:479 Y2:514 Skute�n�, ohromn� komfort. 101 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:19,398 X1:120 X2:599 Y1:435 Y2:515 Jestli v�m to nebude vadit, r�d bych si ud�lal trochu pohodl�. 102 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:33,879 X1:118 X2:602 Y1:435 Y2:515 M��ete klidn� sp�t, r�no v�s probud�m p�l hodiny p�ed Ortisei! 103 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:41,472 X1:107 X2:611 Y1:435 Y2:515 Ale klidn� se sp�t nedalo, proto�e Filini chr�pal jako o z�vod. 104 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:48,312 X1:136 X2:588 Y1:435 Y2:515 Hor�� ale bylo, �e zem�m��i� Calboni trp�l za��vac� poruchou 105 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:53,468 X1:193 X2:529 Y1:435 Y2:509 l�ka�sky zvanou "ventilatio intestinare". 106 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,954 X1:099 X2:620 Y1:435 Y2:515 Mama mia, to je ale smradu, pucl�ku. Pro� nejde� rad�i na z�chod? 107 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,356 X1:114 X2:604 Y1:435 Y2:515 - To n�s tu chce� v�echny otr�vit? - Pro� j�, copak j� jsem se chlubil, 108 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,119 X1:136 X2:582 Y1:435 Y2:515 �e jsem se z��ast�oval z�vodu v t�hle p��ern� dovednosti? 109 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:29,075 X1:080 X2:637 Y1:435 Y2:515 - J�? A kdypak? - Posly�te, pane ��etn�, tady u� se ned� d�chat. 110 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:34,752 X1:131 X2:587 Y1:430 Y2:515 Bu�te tak laskav, jd�te ven a tam si zap�chejte, jak chcete. 111 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:38,350 X1:067 X2:650 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Ale to je omyl. J� jsem... - B�te ven, pane ��etn�! - Ale, j� p�ece... 112 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:43,518 X1:130 X2:589 Y1:434 Y2:515 - A� jde ven, j� se tady dus�m. - V�dy� Calboni se po��d chlubil! 113 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,029 X1:194 X2:524 Y1:435 Y2:515 Kdy� m� tyhle pot�e, tak jezdi s�lo. 114 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:52,633 X1:246 X2:473 Y1:435 Y2:515 No jo, j� u� jdu. Pro� zrovna j�? 115 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,593 X1:253 X2:465 Y1:479 Y2:508 Takov� k�ivda! 116 00:16:55,720 --> 00:17:00,032 X1:183 X2:535 Y1:479 Y2:514 Calboni se po��d chlubil! 117 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,189 X1:104 X2:616 Y1:479 Y2:514 Fantozzi byl vzat na milost a� r�no, 118 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:08,519 X1:179 X2:542 Y1:435 Y2:509 kdy� v�prava p�estoupila na vl��ek do Val Gardina. 119 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:16,476 X1:086 X2:633 Y1:435 Y2:515 V�t�me v�s v Ortisei! Na 1. kolej p�ijel osobn� vlak z Chiusy. 120 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:32,760 X1:249 X2:469 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Sn�h! - To je n�dhera! 121 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:37,436 X1:169 X2:548 Y1:479 Y2:508 Sn�h! Budeme se koulovat. 122 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,274 X1:189 X2:529 Y1:479 Y2:514 Ale, kde je n�jak� sn�h? 123 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:45,952 X1:082 X2:637 Y1:435 Y2:515 Nezlobte se, ale podle v�s by v Ortisei m�l b�t sn�h? 124 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,799 X1:149 X2:571 Y1:430 Y2:509 Fantozzi, te� p�ijede autobus a zaveze v�s za sn�hem. 125 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,036 X1:071 X2:648 Y1:479 Y2:514 Filiniho organizace je v�dycky perfektn�. 126 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:54,550 X1:231 X2:486 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Herr Filini, bitte? - Co�e? - To je on. 127 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:59,718 X1:142 X2:575 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Dovol�te, ��etn� Silvio Filini... - Pod�v� v�m ruku. 128 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,789 X1:238 X2:479 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Tedy nepod�v�. - P�ijeli z It�lia? 129 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,036 X1:194 X2:523 Y1:436 Y2:515 Jak to? Copak tady nen� It�lie? 130 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,597 X1:098 X2:620 Y1:435 Y2:515 Jsme na cest� od v�erej��ho ve�era. Vy jste nev�d�l, �e p�ijedeme? 131 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:12,634 X1:098 X2:620 Y1:435 Y2:515 Ja, ale s v�ma Italama se nikdy nevi. Je v�echno v po��dku? 132 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:21,233 X1:109 X2:610 Y1:435 Y2:515 Promi�te, profesore, nena�lo by se tady n�kde v okol� trochu sn�hu? 133 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,636 X1:115 X2:603 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Tam naho�e? - Co to sly�im za stupydni otazka? 134 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,320 X1:201 X2:517 Y1:436 Y2:515 - To on... - Sn�h ne�ek� na Italy. 135 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,829 X1:139 X2:580 Y1:436 Y2:515 Misto sn�hu nahradni program. Velice zaj�mavy. 136 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:37,191 X1:117 X2:602 Y1:435 Y2:515 M��e� do �koly lezen� po sk�le nebo studovat filklor ji�n�ch Tyrol 137 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,880 X1:110 X2:608 Y1:479 Y2:508 nebo hubnout v na�� slavn� klinika. 138 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:44,676 X1:157 X2:560 Y1:435 Y2:515 Vhodn� pro italsk� mafiozo, co j�te �pagety. Schnell! 139 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,918 X1:153 X2:565 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Ale jestli dovol�te, ly�ov�n�. - Nicht ly�ov�n�! 140 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,476 X1:147 X2:573 Y1:431 Y2:515 ��dn� kaprici italiani! N�hradn� program jsem �ekla! 141 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,713 X1:130 X2:594 Y1:435 Y2:515 Po stra�n� noci pln� pochybnost� a rozhodov�n� 142 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:58,753 X1:128 X2:593 Y1:435 Y2:515 o n�hradn�m programu dovolen� se skupina rozhodla, 143 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:01,350 X1:116 X2:602 Y1:479 Y2:514 �e se rozd�l� podle z�lib a sklon�. 144 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:06,311 X1:144 X2:580 Y1:436 Y2:509 Calboni, Colzi a Filini si vybrali �kolu horolezectv�. 145 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:19,230 X1:091 X2:628 Y1:435 Y2:515 Z �ir�ho nerozumu byl na prvn� m�sto postaven Calboni. 146 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,155 X1:290 X2:428 Y1:480 Y2:508 Promi�te. 147 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:32,592 X1:090 X2:634 Y1:435 Y2:515 Fantozzi sl�bil Pin�, �e na ly��ch shod� p�inejmen��m p�t kilo, 148 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:36,077 X1:082 X2:637 Y1:479 Y2:514 a tak se rozhodl pro odtu��ovac� k�ru. 149 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,632 X1:167 X2:553 Y1:436 Y2:515 Stal se pacientem m�stn� suprmodern� kliniky, 150 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:46,070 X1:105 X2:615 Y1:435 Y2:515 aby dr�el dietu podle profesora Bircher-Mayera z Jensk� univerzity. 151 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,589 X1:303 X2:416 Y1:479 Y2:508 Pi�te si. 152 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,037 X1:171 X2:547 Y1:480 Y2:514 Sto t�icet dva kilo p�esn�. 153 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:05,398 X1:204 X2:514 Y1:435 Y2:515 Je to tu moc hezk�. Opravdu se mi to l�b�. 154 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:10,230 X1:261 X2:457 Y1:479 Y2:508 Co to d�l�te? 155 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:15,753 X1:197 X2:521 Y1:436 Y2:509 - Aspo� kousek chleba! - Pomoc! - Um�r�m! 156 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,675 X1:208 X2:510 Y1:435 Y2:509 - J� u� to nevydr��m. - Kam m� to vle�ete? 157 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:27,428 X1:194 X2:523 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Vodu! - Chleba! - Pro�? Co jsem ud�lal? 158 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,835 X1:175 X2:545 Y1:479 Y2:514 Pomoc, dejte n�m chleba! 159 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:36,517 X1:089 X2:628 Y1:435 Y2:515 - V�t�m v�s ve va�em nov�m domov�. - D�kuji, profesore Bircherte... 160 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:40,519 X1:131 X2:586 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Bircher-Mayer! - Promi�te, pane Mircher-Bajere. 161 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,795 X1:092 X2:626 Y1:435 Y2:515 - To je z toho, �e jsem je�t� nesn�dal. - V �em spo��v� dieta? - Nichts! 162 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:50,153 X1:113 X2:605 Y1:435 Y2:515 Dvacet dn� absolutn�ho hladov�n�. ��dn� potrava, ��dn� pit�. 163 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:54,314 X1:078 X2:642 Y1:431 Y2:515 Co�e? ��dn� potrava? Promi�te, pane profesore Brukomajere! 164 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:58,194 X1:129 X2:589 Y1:435 Y2:515 K �emu pak je tu ten z�ch�dek? Ten je tu zbyte�n�! 165 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,877 X1:172 X2:547 Y1:435 Y2:515 Po �esti dnech l��by byl Fantozzi na pokraji sil. 166 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:07,313 X1:109 X2:608 Y1:435 Y2:515 Tak co, mafie, �pagety, �ern� kn�r, jak se vede? 167 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,392 X1:193 X2:525 Y1:480 Y2:514 Dob�e, pane profesore. 168 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:21,996 X1:140 X2:577 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Jak dlouho ty nej�st �pagety? - U� se ani nepamatuju. 169 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:30,552 X1:263 X2:454 Y1:435 Y2:509 - U� �est dn�. - Bravissimo. 170 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:36,874 X1:114 X2:603 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Kdy� m� m�t moje k�ra v�sledek, mus�te m�t v�li se �elesa! - Ano! 171 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:42,875 X1:201 X2:517 Y1:436 Y2:514 - Ano, pane profesore. - Kdo nem� v�le, tak... 172 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,673 X1:272 X2:444 Y1:479 Y2:514 Ty se d�vat. 173 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:18,355 X1:149 X2:568 Y1:435 Y2:515 Abych dos�hl tak silnou v�le, jak pot�ebuju, 174 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:22,678 X1:113 X2:601 Y1:435 Y2:515 j� zvu ka�d� ve�er jednoho tv�ho kolega k sob� na mou diner, 175 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,109 X1:221 X2:493 Y1:479 Y2:514 j� j�m, on kchouk�. 176 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,075 X1:197 X2:521 Y1:479 Y2:514 On kchouk�, jak j� jim. 177 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,589 X1:174 X2:546 Y1:479 Y2:514 Kdo s�hne na j�dlo, kaput! 178 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,880 X1:189 X2:527 Y1:480 Y2:508 Tam ten ne dost v�le... 179 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:40,397 X1:073 X2:646 Y1:435 Y2:515 Kradl mn� kousky chleba p��mo z tal�e, jak bych ho ani nel��il j�! 180 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,479 X1:187 X2:531 Y1:479 Y2:514 A za to dostal, spr�vn�. 181 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:47,112 X1:190 X2:527 Y1:435 Y2:514 Chce� d�lat hosta u m� dne�n� diner, dnes? 182 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,550 X1:073 X2:645 Y1:435 Y2:509 Velice d�kuji, pane profesore, ale ve�er m�m n�co domluveno se svou tetou. 183 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:55,037 X1:139 X2:578 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Chci napsat jej� jm�no. - Jak� jm�no? Co m�m napsat? 184 00:22:56,680 --> 00:23:00,355 X1:166 X2:551 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Kommen Sie? - Profesore? - Jen a� jde. 185 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,119 X1:276 X2:442 Y1:474 Y2:508 Posa�te se. 186 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,751 X1:210 X2:508 Y1:479 Y2:514 Pros�m, hezky sedet. 187 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,519 X1:293 X2:424 Y1:480 Y2:513 Ano, tak. 188 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:20,989 X1:223 X2:495 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Kam sis to sedet? - Kam jste �ekl. 189 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:25,398 X1:154 X2:563 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Sem! - Sem jste ��kal. Ano, pros�m. 190 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,710 X1:312 X2:405 Y1:480 Y2:508 Sem... 191 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:33,272 X1:134 X2:584 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Copak m�me dneska dobr�ho? - Copak m�me? 192 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:39,152 X1:146 X2:570 Y1:479 Y2:514 To jsou bavorsk� karban�tky. 193 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:53,158 X1:099 X2:618 Y1:479 Y2:514 A ty karban�tky, �koda, �e si n�da�. 194 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:05,557 X1:102 X2:616 Y1:435 Y2:515 Dobr� j�dlo, to bo�sk� v�c. �ty�i druhy maso, �unka, s�r, vejce. 195 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,354 X1:089 X2:627 Y1:479 Y2:514 Vzpom�n� na sv�ho kolegu, jak jedl? 196 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,754 X1:275 X2:441 Y1:480 Y2:508 Tak trochu. 197 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:21,238 X1:144 X2:574 Y1:479 Y2:508 Jako dort. Nechce� ochutnat? 198 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,920 X1:254 X2:465 Y1:475 Y2:508 �ichni si. Ham! 199 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:40,913 X1:153 X2:564 Y1:435 Y2:515 A kdy� jsme pojedli, d�b�e pojedli, chod� se v�no. 200 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,432 X1:241 X2:478 Y1:479 Y2:508 Kr�lovsk� v�no... 201 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,672 X1:271 X2:447 Y1:479 Y2:514 z �dol� R�na 202 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:35,915 X1:320 X2:396 Y1:479 Y2:508 V�no. 203 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,113 X1:307 X2:410 Y1:480 Y2:514 Vidym! 204 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,758 X1:307 X2:410 Y1:479 Y2:514 Ty j�st. 205 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:58,875 X1:192 X2:526 Y1:479 Y2:514 Cpe se! V�ecko se�ere! 206 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:06,154 X1:191 X2:530 Y1:435 Y2:515 It�lie.. Mistrovstv� sv�ta Sportovn� st�eda. 207 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:09,556 X1:140 X2:576 Y1:435 Y2:515 V�echny p��stroje v cel� zemi jsou nalad�ny na stejn� kan�l. 208 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,197 X1:174 X2:548 Y1:435 Y2:515 Na opakov�n� x-t� odvety It�lie-Argentina. 209 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,709 X1:186 X2:534 Y1:435 Y2:515 Fantozzi u� zaujal m�sto v prvn� linii. 210 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,638 X1:152 X2:570 Y1:435 Y2:515 K�eslo s prost�en�m stolkem p�ed televizorem, 211 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,035 X1:130 X2:591 Y1:479 Y2:514 flanelov� �upan ob��ch rozm�r�, 212 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:25,233 X1:120 X2:600 Y1:435 Y2:509 �pagety se va��, pivo je chlazen�, ��hat dovoleno. 213 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,828 X1:160 X2:564 Y1:435 Y2:509 ...kter�ho �ampion�t zastihl v �ivotn� form�... 214 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,315 X1:204 X2:515 Y1:479 Y2:514 Pino! Hl�dej ty kamna! 215 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:34,194 X1:103 X2:618 Y1:436 Y2:515 ...jde dop�edu. V�imn�te si, jak dokonale kryje m��. 216 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:38,279 X1:087 X2:628 Y1:435 Y2:515 Pokud neud�l� chybu, je nemo�n� ho zbavit m��e bez faulu. 217 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:39,955 X1:266 X2:453 Y1:479 Y2:508 A rozhod��... 218 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,036 X1:191 X2:526 Y1:435 Y2:515 A� jim to Bettaga hod�, jsou v�ichni v kelu. 219 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:46,029 X1:208 X2:510 Y1:435 Y2:514 A a� se chyt� Cabrini a Causio, tak uvid�te. 220 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,511 X1:185 X2:533 Y1:480 Y2:514 Anebo takovej Benarito. 221 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,551 X1:124 X2:597 Y1:479 Y2:514 ...ale rozhod�� je jin�ho n�zoru... 222 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,911 X1:103 X2:615 Y1:436 Y2:509 Proboha, tolik? Ale je to naposledy. Z�tra si d�m dietu. 223 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:58,437 X1:111 X2:610 Y1:435 Y2:514 ...branku. Je to dobr�ch 30 metr�. Vid�me, �e... 224 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:02,439 X1:185 X2:533 Y1:435 Y2:515 - N�co c�t�m? - To je m�j nov� parf�m. 225 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,152 X1:158 X2:559 Y1:435 Y2:515 - "Poku�en�". - Nov� parf�m? Dy� si se nikdy nevon�la. 226 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:11,951 X1:134 X2:584 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Se v��m se n�kdy mus� za��t. - Co to vykl�d�? Zbl�znila ses? 227 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:16,629 X1:125 X2:592 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Pozor, st��l�! - Ale, �e ty na sebe lije� cel� hektolitry kol�nsk�... 228 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:20,150 X1:068 X2:651 Y1:479 Y2:514 kdy� n�kam jde�, to samoz�ejm� nevad�. 229 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,716 X1:109 X2:611 Y1:436 Y2:515 ...hodn� daleko. Je to takov� zkr�cen� p��m� kop... 230 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,512 X1:178 X2:540 Y1:479 Y2:514 Proboha, jak to vypad�? 231 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,551 X1:142 X2:577 Y1:435 Y2:515 ...odsko�il v tom nejm�n� vhodn�m okam�iku... 232 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:32,071 X1:081 X2:638 Y1:435 Y2:515 K v�li tomuhle ��esu, kter� se jmenuje facka, jsem byla dv� hodiny u holi�e. 233 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,953 X1:138 X2:579 Y1:435 Y2:515 B� se okam�it� rozcuchat, a� vypad� trochu jako �lov�k. 234 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,479 X1:242 X2:482 Y1:479 Y2:508 N�dhern� st�ela! 235 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,160 X1:160 X2:558 Y1:479 Y2:514 Kam to kope�, zbl�znil ses? 236 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:44,351 X1:100 X2:617 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Ugo, mus�m ti ��ct n�co d�le�it�ho. - Ty m� chce� ��ct v�sledek z�pasu. 237 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,836 X1:126 X2:591 Y1:436 Y2:515 To ne! Je to n�co nesrovnateln� d�le�it�j��ho. 238 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:55,875 X1:226 X2:491 Y1:436 Y2:509 - Alespo� pro mne. - Ne... 239 00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:01,389 X1:198 X2:521 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Ugo, pros�m t�... - Trest��k a proti n�m! 240 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:06,389 X1:103 X2:616 Y1:479 Y2:514 Ugo, pro m� je to opravdu d�le�it�. 241 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,475 X1:317 X2:409 Y1:479 Y2:514 Ty�...! 242 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:12,673 X1:185 X2:533 Y1:475 Y2:514 A je tam! �um�te, sal�ti! 243 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:19,633 X1:193 X2:525 Y1:435 Y2:515 Chci ti n�co ��ct. Je to fakticky d�le�it�. 244 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,959 X1:096 X2:622 Y1:435 Y2:515 Douf�m, �e ti bude p�t vte�in sta�it. Nahraj! 245 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,516 X1:194 X2:529 Y1:479 Y2:508 N�dhern� st�ela! G�l...! 246 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:32,556 X1:079 X2:640 Y1:435 Y2:515 - J� jsem se zamilovala do jin�ho mu�e! - Tak jsi se vypov�dala, tak u� b�! 247 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:36,355 X1:165 X2:551 Y1:479 Y2:514 To je kouzlo. To je par�da. 248 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,236 X1:158 X2:564 Y1:435 Y2:515 V jeden�ct� minut� druh�ho polo�asu Fantozzi pochopil. 249 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,478 X1:186 X2:532 Y1:435 Y2:515 A to mi ��k� jenom tak, do hajzlu prkenn�ho? 250 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,757 X1:152 X2:566 Y1:479 Y2:514 Tak ty sis na�la chlapa, Pino! 251 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,158 X1:191 X2:527 Y1:436 Y2:514 Poslouchej, se mnou si hr�t nebude�, rozum�? 252 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,352 X1:219 X2:499 Y1:435 Y2:515 No, co kouk�? Zabiju v�s ob� dv�! 253 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:02,116 X1:194 X2:523 Y1:435 Y2:515 Zabiju v�s a sebe taky. Zabiju tebe, sebe... 254 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,629 X1:159 X2:559 Y1:435 Y2:515 Nebo v�, co ud�l�m? Zabiju se s�m a bude pokoj. 255 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,558 X1:166 X2:551 Y1:435 Y2:509 To bych stra�n� r�d v�d�l, kdo v�s bude �ivit! 256 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:17,312 X1:188 X2:530 Y1:480 Y2:514 Pino, zavolej ambulanci. 257 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:23,594 X1:170 X2:548 Y1:435 Y2:515 - P�chnul jsem se vidli�kou. - Jen ��dn� sc�ny. 258 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:28,033 X1:178 X2:540 Y1:435 Y2:515 Je to zbyte�n�. J� ho miluji. Mysl�m, �e... 259 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,995 X1:066 X2:653 Y1:479 Y2:508 mezi n�mi dv�ma to definitivn� skon�ilo. 260 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,757 X1:118 X2:602 Y1:480 Y2:514 Pozor, navoskovala jsem podlahu! 261 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,436 X1:157 X2:563 Y1:435 Y2:515 Fantozzi s man�elkou zu�iv� prodiskutovali celou noc. 262 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:55,158 X1:074 X2:644 Y1:436 Y2:509 Nakonec se Fantozzi rozhodl, �e se bude chovat klidn� a civilizovan�. 263 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,356 X1:125 X2:592 Y1:435 Y2:509 Za chv�li to budou v�d�t v�ichni. Budou si ze m� utahovat. 264 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,711 X1:163 X2:556 Y1:436 Y2:515 Budu se muset odst�hovat. Naj�t si nov� kamar�dy. 265 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:12,755 X1:074 X2:643 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Paroh��i! - Jak jste se o tom dozv�d�l? - Prost� to v�m a basta! 266 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:29,599 X1:178 X2:540 Y1:435 Y2:515 Dobr� den, drah� kolego. Jak se vede, po r�nu? 267 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,992 X1:134 X2:583 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Dob�e. V�born�. - To jsem r�d. Jen abychom to nezak�ikli. 268 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:38,831 X1:069 X2:649 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Posly�te, dneska nen� den na va�e f�ry! - Ale co se d�je? 269 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:45,838 X1:121 X2:596 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Pucl�ku, nepozve� m� na kaf��ko a na rohl��ek jako par��ek? - Ne! 270 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,992 X1:255 X2:463 Y1:480 Y2:514 Ne, nepozvu... 271 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:56,392 X1:114 X2:605 Y1:435 Y2:515 Nic nikomu neplat�m, jasn�? Ka�d� a� si se�ene vlastn� parohy! 272 00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:00,475 X1:164 X2:554 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Co se mu stalo? - To nic, je krapet nerv�zn�. 273 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:18,919 X1:281 X2:438 Y1:479 Y2:513 Hal�, Pina? 274 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:24,959 X1:105 X2:613 Y1:435 Y2:515 Hele, tak u� to o n�s v� cel� m�sto. A tady v ��ad� taky. Kdo je to? 275 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,752 X1:127 X2:590 Y1:435 Y2:515 Hele, ne�tvi m�! Chci v�d�t, kdo je tv�j milenec? 276 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,670 X1:224 X2:497 Y1:435 Y2:515 Pino, jdu na osobn� a d�v�m v�pov��! 277 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,755 X1:235 X2:483 Y1:479 Y2:513 Hal�, Pino! Sakra. 278 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,319 X1:215 X2:505 Y1:436 Y2:515 Fantozzi se rozhodl, �e si to zjist� s�m. 279 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,273 X1:250 X2:469 Y1:479 Y2:514 Ugo, tak j� jdu. 280 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,153 X1:272 X2:445 Y1:479 Y2:508 A vr�t� se? 281 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,230 X1:227 X2:490 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Jdu jen na n�kup. - J� v�m. 282 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,238 X1:208 X2:513 Y1:479 Y2:508 Vzal si den dovolen�. 283 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:06,309 X1:143 X2:580 Y1:435 Y2:515 Po�kal, a� Pina odejde z domu a za�al prohled�vat byt. 284 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:10,031 X1:194 X2:526 Y1:435 Y2:515 P�tral po n�jak� stop�, po dopisu, fotografii... 285 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,794 X1:154 X2:565 Y1:479 Y2:514 N�hle pojal jak�si podez�en�. 286 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,436 X1:293 X2:427 Y1:479 Y2:508 Peka�stv� 287 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,110 X1:199 X2:518 Y1:431 Y2:515 - ��m je�t� poslou��m? - Je�t� p�l kila cukru. 288 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:14,030 X1:118 X2:601 Y1:435 Y2:509 V�te, koho mi p�ipom�n�te? Donatellu Erezionovou. N�dhern�. 289 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,869 X1:143 X2:576 Y1:435 Y2:515 Dobr� den. To je pr�ce ta hra, na dv� strany, co? 290 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,234 X1:220 X2:498 Y1:436 Y2:509 Co to bude dneska, m� kr�sn� d�mo? 291 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:26,309 X1:166 X2:552 Y1:435 Y2:515 Chcete dva men�� rohl��ky, jemn� rohl��ky 292 00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,435 X1:103 X2:615 Y1:435 Y2:515 nebo rovnou jeden po��dn�. M�m v�m str�it rovnou do kabelky? 293 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:39,438 X1:123 X2:595 Y1:435 Y2:515 Kdybyste p�i�la je�t� odpoledne, p�ipravil bych speci�ln� rohl�k. 294 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,950 X1:138 X2:580 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Jen pro v�s, pro va�e zoubky. - To byste m� ud�lal radost. 295 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:49,753 X1:086 X2:634 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Tak t�eba v p�t hodin? - Pro v�s m�m speci�ln� rohl�k v�dycinky na sklad�. 296 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:56,716 X1:154 X2:564 Y1:474 Y2:514 ��belsk�, ��belsk� milovn�k. 297 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:01,394 X1:071 X2:648 Y1:436 Y2:515 Tak tenhle to byl. Cecco, synovec peka�e, co m�l kr�mek v dom�. 298 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,954 X1:142 X2:580 Y1:435 Y2:515 Byl to �estadvacetilet� mlad�k odpudiv�ho vzhledu 299 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,752 X1:136 X2:583 Y1:474 Y2:514 s tv�� po�obanou od ne�tovic, 300 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:09,156 X1:098 X2:621 Y1:435 Y2:515 s tetov�n�m na p�edlokt� a s dechem p�chnouc�m po �esneku. 301 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:22,196 X1:111 X2:607 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Tati, ty u� se ned�v� na televizi? - Jsem unaven �ivotem. 302 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,039 X1:251 X2:468 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Ty kou��? - Jo a taky piju! 303 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,514 X1:222 X2:496 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Co to bylo? - �ty�ka vlevo dole. 304 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,913 X1:210 X2:508 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Kde je maminka? - Maminka? U peka�e. 305 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,109 X1:257 X2:460 Y1:479 Y2:514 Jako v�dycky. 306 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:41,991 X1:254 X2:463 Y1:479 Y2:508 Takov� hanba! 307 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,554 X1:159 X2:559 Y1:474 Y2:508 Posa� se k sv�mu tat�nkovi. 308 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,517 X1:205 X2:513 Y1:479 Y2:514 Hol�i�ko, u� jsi velk�. 309 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,033 X1:254 X2:463 Y1:480 Y2:514 A ty jsi tady... 310 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:57,714 X1:180 X2:540 Y1:435 Y2:515 Kdyby n�s na�e maminka nakonec opustila... 311 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,112 X1:113 X2:605 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Co si po�nem? - Ned�lej si starosti, tat�nku. - D�t�. 312 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:06,633 X1:166 X2:551 Y1:435 Y2:515 Z�stanem spolu cel� �ivot. Ty a j�. 313 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:14,796 X1:119 X2:601 Y1:436 Y2:509 Bolest se stala tak nesnesitelnou, �e se rozhodl se v��m skoncovat. 314 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,519 X1:195 X2:523 Y1:479 Y2:514 Je��i! On ho zap�chne. 315 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:24,516 X1:150 X2:566 Y1:435 Y2:509 Tak! P�i�el jsem si promluvit. Mluvme otev�en�. 316 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:25,949 X1:218 X2:500 Y1:479 Y2:514 Mus�te mi vysv�tlit. 317 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,758 X1:208 X2:511 Y1:479 Y2:514 Mus�te mi vysv�tlit... 318 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:40,713 X1:109 X2:608 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Mus�te mi vysv�tlit, jak... - ��ty tady vede strejda Antonello. 319 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,553 X1:295 X2:424 Y1:480 Y2:508 Pardon... 320 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,351 X1:165 X2:552 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Promi�te, pane doktore... - Co jsi za�? 321 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,789 X1:185 X2:532 Y1:435 Y2:515 Co�e? J� jsem ��etn� Fantozzi. 322 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,397 X1:146 X2:573 Y1:479 Y2:514 Man�el pan� Piny Fantozziov�. 323 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,796 X1:194 X2:524 Y1:436 Y2:509 Jo, ta u m� nakoupila za 700000 na sekeru. 324 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:01,993 X1:222 X2:496 Y1:480 Y2:508 Na co tolik chleba? 325 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:09,991 X1:099 X2:617 Y1:435 Y2:515 To se zeptejte synovce, kter� klade podl� n�strahy m� pan� a mn�. 326 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,392 X1:255 X2:463 Y1:435 Y2:509 - J�, jak� pan�? - M� �en�. 327 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:17,036 X1:105 X2:612 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Ano? - Tak to jste vy, ten sb�ratel p��er. 328 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,395 X1:118 X2:600 Y1:436 Y2:515 To musela bejt rachota, ne� jste dal tu sb�rku dohromady. 329 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,829 X1:173 X2:544 Y1:435 Y2:509 Je v�t�� stra�idlo ta mal�, nebo ta velk�? 330 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,679 X1:149 X2:567 Y1:479 Y2:514 V�ichni mluv� jen a jen o v�s. 331 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:32,236 X1:079 X2:640 Y1:435 Y2:514 Kdy� vejdete do dvora, tak v�ichni jen: "Fantozziovi, Fantozziovi!". 332 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:38,110 X1:088 X2:630 Y1:435 Y2:515 P�edstavte si, �e jsme si jednu chv�li mysleli, �e ta va�e bude asi u cirkusu. 333 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:42,037 X1:166 X2:553 Y1:435 Y2:515 Vy m�te jedinou mo�nost. Ud�lat si v�let do Lourdes. 334 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:46,039 X1:094 X2:623 Y1:435 Y2:515 V�ichni t�i. Hezky se tam vykoupejte a �ekejte na z�zrak. 335 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:50,790 X1:133 X2:584 Y1:479 Y2:514 Tak�e, tak�e mi ji neodvedete? 336 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:55,277 X1:098 X2:619 Y1:435 Y2:515 Co�e? Tu by brali nanejv�� popel��i. Kdy� ji �oupnete do popelnice. 337 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:59,519 X1:123 X2:596 Y1:435 Y2:515 Co j� taky zbejv�, kdy� se na n� se p��roda vy��dila. 338 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:05,511 X1:160 X2:558 Y1:435 Y2:515 D�kuji... Tak�e ne. Skv�l�. V�echno jste sly�el. 339 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:10,395 X1:210 X2:507 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Beru v�s za sv�dka. - Co to po��d mele�? 340 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,836 X1:152 X2:565 Y1:435 Y2:509 On nech�pe, o kom se mluv�. Nem� ��kou fotku? 341 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,235 X1:167 X2:552 Y1:435 Y2:515 Uka� mu to sv� monstrum. No tak, d�lej. 342 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,828 X1:213 X2:504 Y1:435 Y2:515 - To jako svou �enu? - No jasn�. 343 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:24,636 X1:089 X2:628 Y1:434 Y2:515 A� si lidi u�ijou taky trochu legrace. Jsou po��d zav�en� doma jako v d��e. 344 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:28,230 X1:173 X2:545 Y1:436 Y2:515 Tak se pochlub, vo co m� takovej strach. 345 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:34,391 X1:123 X2:595 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Tady jsme byli spolu v Riccione. - Skv�l�. To se hned tak nevid�. 346 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:38,798 X1:104 X2:614 Y1:435 Y2:515 Takov�hle ne�t�st�, to kdy� potref� �enskou, tak to aby se �la vob�sit. 347 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:43,113 X1:095 X2:622 Y1:435 Y2:515 Ta je dobr� tak pro zasm�n�. V panoptiku, tam by se za to platilo. 348 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,151 X1:233 X2:484 Y1:431 Y2:509 - �e m�m pravdu? - J�! 349 00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:49,273 X1:181 X2:535 Y1:436 Y2:515 No tak, sm�j se! To je h��ka p��rody, co? 350 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:55,318 X1:106 X2:612 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Po�kej! - Nech n�m ji tu, co ti to ud�l�. - Dejte sem tu fotku! 351 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,113 X1:129 X2:589 Y1:434 Y2:515 A� m�me pam�tku na tu srandu, co jsme si u�ili. 352 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:02,996 X1:139 X2:577 Y1:435 Y2:515 Ta tv� m� r�da dlouh� rohl�ky. Tak j� jeden vem, ty n�divo! 353 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,399 X1:202 X2:516 Y1:435 Y2:515 Hele, tak se pod�vejte a poslouchejte! 354 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,956 X1:129 X2:588 Y1:435 Y2:515 Vy �enskejm v�bec nerozum�te. Pina je krasavice. 355 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:17,273 X1:062 X2:655 Y1:435 Y2:515 A v�te, co v�m je�t� �eknu? Ty va�e rohl�ky m� m��ou bejt ukraden�. 356 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:19,593 X1:294 X2:425 Y1:480 Y2:508 Fantozzi! 357 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:22,715 X1:323 X2:395 Y1:479 Y2:514 D�ky. 358 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,995 X1:111 X2:608 Y1:480 Y2:514 No, tak jsme si to �ekli jako chlapi. 359 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:37,274 X1:057 X2:662 Y1:479 Y2:514 Na�e rozmluva prob�hla na vysok� �rovni. 360 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,353 X1:183 X2:533 Y1:479 Y2:514 Vym�nili jsme si n�zory. 361 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,517 X1:110 X2:608 Y1:480 Y2:514 M�l snahu, abychom si porozum�li. 362 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,397 X1:167 X2:550 Y1:479 Y2:514 Je zamilovan� jako bl�zen. 363 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:53,110 X1:123 X2:595 Y1:431 Y2:515 �pln� vy��zen� z toho, jak� jsi krasavice a jak jsi ohromn� sexy. 364 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:58,674 X1:144 X2:575 Y1:435 Y2:515 P�ece v�, jak jsi se v�em l�bila, hlavn� jeho kamar�d�m. 365 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,713 X1:145 X2:575 Y1:435 Y2:515 Mysl� si o tob�, �e jsi opravdu v�jime�n� bytost. 366 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:09,708 X1:082 X2:635 Y1:479 Y2:514 Ano, proto�e on by se t� t�eba i z�ekl, 367 00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,354 X1:146 X2:573 Y1:479 Y2:514 proto�e nechce rozb�t rodinu. 368 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:21,269 X1:128 X2:590 Y1:479 Y2:514 Ale posledn� slovo mus� ��ct ty. 369 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,359 X1:268 X2:449 Y1:479 Y2:508 Co to d�l�? 370 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,995 X1:173 X2:546 Y1:479 Y2:514 U� jsem se rozhodla, Ugo. 371 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,037 X1:180 X2:538 Y1:436 Y2:515 Z�stanu s tebou, proto�e si t� moc v��m. 372 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,598 X1:162 X2:556 Y1:474 Y2:514 Ano, ale nemiluje� m�, vi�? 373 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:51,314 X1:150 X2:568 Y1:436 Y2:515 Pomoz mi srazit postele a podej to velk� prost�radlo. 374 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:56,873 X1:151 X2:568 Y1:435 Y2:515 U� b��m. Pino, jsem tak r�d, �e je to v�echno za n�mi. 375 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,798 X1:155 X2:565 Y1:436 Y2:515 Zprvu to vypadalo na docela b�n� dopoledne. 376 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,636 X1:159 X2:562 Y1:435 Y2:515 Pak ale �editelova neomyln� a suchop�rn� sekret��ka 377 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,399 X1:104 X2:614 Y1:479 Y2:514 p�i�la s nesm�rn� smutnou zpr�vou. 378 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,518 X1:211 X2:508 Y1:479 Y2:514 Hur�, tak u� ho maj�! 379 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,670 X1:186 X2:533 Y1:474 Y2:514 �editel dostal zard�nky! 380 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:32,957 X1:075 X2:644 Y1:430 Y2:515 �editeli bylo 106 let, tak�e se mu mohla st�t tato prost� nemoc osudnou. 381 00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:37,790 X1:080 X2:644 Y1:431 Y2:515 ��edn�ci se shrom�dili, aby d�stojn�m zp�sobem sd�leli spole�nou bolest. 382 00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:52,713 X1:104 X2:615 Y1:435 Y2:515 Fantozzi si pomyslel, �e v takov�m p��pad� nelze nic ponechat n�hod�. 383 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:58,757 X1:110 X2:608 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Dobr� den, pane kn�zi. V�te, pane monsignore. - Pros�m, synu. 384 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:05,514 X1:123 X2:594 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Chci nechat slou�it m�i. - Pro n�koho nebo proti n�komu? 385 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:13,555 X1:095 X2:623 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Proti. - Tak to p�ijde na trojn�sobek. 30000 a zp�van� 50. - Zp�vanou. 386 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,959 X1:178 X2:539 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Moc ho nen�vid�, synu? - Ano. 387 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:25,509 X1:080 X2:641 Y1:435 Y2:515 Po t�to soukrom� Fantozziho iniciativ� n�sledovala �ada spole�n�ch akc�. 388 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,950 X1:115 X2:605 Y1:435 Y2:515 Jako nap��klad kolektivn� modlitba v z�vodn� j�deln�. 389 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,118 X1:258 X2:462 Y1:479 Y2:514 Byli vysly�eni. 390 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:46,757 X1:149 X2:574 Y1:436 Y2:509 Fantozzi se na ob�ad dostavil v hlubok�m smutku. 391 00:44:56,480 --> 00:45:01,110 X1:218 X2:501 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Promi�te, madam, nevid�la jste... - Ne! 392 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:07,040 X1:227 X2:490 Y1:435 Y2:509 Ch�pu va�i bolest. Co to d�l�te? 393 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:11,318 X1:222 X2:497 Y1:435 Y2:515 Nebl�zn�te! Madam, pus�te m�! 394 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,594 X1:257 X2:461 Y1:475 Y2:513 �ensk�, sakra! 395 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,309 X1:190 X2:528 Y1:436 Y2:509 M�jte rozum! Takhle se chov� vdova! 396 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:25,032 X1:237 X2:482 Y1:478 Y2:514 Po�kejte! Pus�te! 397 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,557 X1:289 X2:427 Y1:480 Y2:514 To je on? 398 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:48,273 X1:215 X2:502 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Kdo ponese rakev? - J�. - J� chci taky. 399 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:10,030 X1:213 X2:504 Y1:435 Y2:515 Vid� to? Tohle n�jak nehraje. 400 00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,071 X1:225 X2:493 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Co? - To je n�jak divn�. 401 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,476 X1:178 X2:540 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Tak se n�koho zept�me. - Jo, tak j� se zept�m. 402 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,189 X1:158 X2:561 Y1:436 Y2:515 Promi�te, je to poh�eb hrab�te Vignardelliho Bavy? 403 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,709 X1:169 X2:549 Y1:479 Y2:514 Ne, man�ela pan� Ricciov�. 404 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:25,756 X1:086 X2:632 Y1:435 Y2:515 Sly�el jste? Asi jsme si spletli poh�eb. Tohle je vdova Ricciov�. 405 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:35,355 X1:066 X2:652 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Hal�, je to vdova Ricciov�? - Kdepak, to je p�ece poru��k Gambarella. 406 00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:47,794 X1:317 X2:400 Y1:480 Y2:514 Tady! 407 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:54,751 X1:093 X2:624 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Promi�te, madam, mohla byste mi... - Ne, pozor, Filini! 408 00:46:54,880 --> 00:47:01,319 X1:196 X2:523 Y1:436 Y2:509 - Dejte si na ni pozor! - Pomoc! - Co to d�l�te! 409 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:07,035 X1:219 X2:499 Y1:475 Y2:514 �ensk�, pus�te n�s! 410 00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:11,518 X1:188 X2:531 Y1:480 Y2:514 Pomozte! Kde jste kdo? 411 00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:19,476 X1:230 X2:490 Y1:430 Y2:515 Poj�te! Vst�vejte! A rychle, Filini! 412 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:26,312 X1:096 X2:625 Y1:435 Y2:515 Se stra�liv�m zpo�d�n�m se kone�n� dostali na ten spr�vn� poh�eb. 413 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,637 X1:147 X2:572 Y1:435 Y2:515 A zde, p�ed t�mto n�hrobkem z ryz�ho zlata, 414 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,555 X1:104 X2:614 Y1:479 Y2:514 kter� byl odlit ze snubn�ch prsten�, 415 00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:37,515 X1:199 X2:520 Y1:435 Y2:514 kter� jste v�novali vy, v�rn� zam�stnanci, 416 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:41,429 X1:166 X2:552 Y1:435 Y2:515 v�m podle v�le slovutn�ho zesnul�ho oznamuji 417 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,595 X1:202 X2:513 Y1:479 Y2:514 jm�no jeho n�stupce. 418 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,149 X1:308 X2:410 Y1:480 Y2:508 Je to... 419 00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:53,913 X1:308 X2:407 Y1:480 Y2:514 je to... 420 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:56,589 X1:303 X2:412 Y1:480 Y2:514 je to... 421 00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:02,994 X1:148 X2:570 Y1:435 Y2:515 doktor in�en�r, nejv�t�� opora Velk�ho K��e, 422 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:08,758 X1:237 X2:482 Y1:436 Y2:509 - Vikomt Cobram! - Ne! 423 00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,312 X1:129 X2:591 Y1:435 Y2:515 Jm�no Vikomta Cobrama pat�ilo mezi ta nejob�van�j��. 424 00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:20,148 X1:065 X2:657 Y1:479 Y2:514 V ml�d� byl pr�m�rn� amat�rsk� cyklista, 425 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:24,831 X1:092 X2:629 Y1:435 Y2:515 kter� se v 18-ti letech dostal k firm� a ud�lal tam kari�ru t�m zp�sobem, 426 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,032 X1:129 X2:592 Y1:435 Y2:515 �e se stal patol�zalem a �pehem sv�ch ��f�. 427 00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:32,995 X1:111 X2:607 Y1:430 Y2:515 A te�, kdy� se s�m dostal nahoru, zamanul si s tragickou um�n�nost�, 428 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,829 X1:148 X2:574 Y1:435 Y2:515 �e se cyklistice mus� v�novat v�ichni jeho pod��zen�. 429 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:40,635 X1:176 X2:544 Y1:435 Y2:515 Cyklistika je zdrav� sport dosa�iteln� pro v�echny. 430 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,196 X1:121 X2:597 Y1:479 Y2:514 P�sob� proti st�rnut� a nemocem. 431 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:48,195 X1:069 X2:648 Y1:435 Y2:515 P�edev��m v�ak �ist� hlavu a p�isp�v� k vy��m pracovn�m v�kon�m. 432 00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:50,673 X1:175 X2:542 Y1:479 Y2:508 A na druh� stran� tenis... 433 00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:55,711 X1:104 X2:616 Y1:435 Y2:515 ...je nejhnusn�j�� sport. - Z�le�itost pro sle�inky. - Pro teplou�e. - Jasn�. 434 00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,877 X1:248 X2:470 Y1:436 Y2:515 - A co fotbal? - J�je! Fotb�lek. 435 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:05,956 X1:204 X2:513 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Co fotbal? - P��ern�. - Ty fauly! - Na blit�. 436 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,395 X1:315 X2:403 Y1:479 Y2:508 Budi�. 437 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:12,999 X1:182 X2:536 Y1:479 Y2:514 Je�t� bych v�m r�d �ekl, 438 00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:18,873 X1:090 X2:628 Y1:435 Y2:515 �e se mi p��mo hnus� ��edn�ci, kte�� si jezd� do zam�stn�n� v autech, 439 00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:24,276 X1:087 X2:631 Y1:435 Y2:515 a ve�er let�, aby co nejrychleji zapadli do t�ch sv�ch krabi�ek od sardinek 440 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:28,109 X1:127 X2:592 Y1:435 Y2:509 m�sto, aby si p�kn� prot�hli t�lo n�kde za m�stem. 441 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,914 X1:197 X2:523 Y1:480 Y2:514 Hej, vy! Vy tam vzadu! 442 00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:39,595 X1:198 X2:518 Y1:480 Y2:508 Tam. Se mnou. Dob�e. 443 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:43,557 X1:164 X2:552 Y1:435 Y2:509 V z�vod� Mil�no-San Remo si v roce 1931 444 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:48,356 X1:119 X2:598 Y1:435 Y2:515 vybojoval t�et� m�sto Piemontosi, druh� Guerra a prvn�? 445 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,948 X1:251 X2:469 Y1:479 Y2:508 Prvn�? Carnera! 446 00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,558 X1:193 X2:524 Y1:475 Y2:508 �emu se ��k� nar�en�? 447 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:02,597 X1:211 X2:505 Y1:479 Y2:508 To m�me nar�en�... 448 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,834 X1:178 X2:539 Y1:436 Y2:515 Takhle, jak by to skoro... To si nevzpom�n�m. 449 00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,629 X1:223 X2:494 Y1:479 Y2:514 On si nevzpom�n�? 450 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,432 X1:141 X2:577 Y1:479 Y2:514 Mysl�m, �e je to n�co divn�ho, 451 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:20,156 X1:126 X2:592 Y1:435 Y2:514 kdy� se ��k�, �e si n�kdo n�koho narazil. T�eba do zdi, ano? 452 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,590 X1:074 X2:643 Y1:479 Y2:514 Je to jako kdy� v�el� roj naraz� do zdi... 453 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:30,673 X1:112 X2:607 Y1:435 Y2:515 Ne, to byl omyl, to nen� v�el� roj... Je to n�rodn� j�dlo abruzzsk�! 454 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,158 X1:182 X2:536 Y1:479 Y2:514 Abruzzsk� n�rodn� j�dlo? 455 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:43,349 X1:188 X2:529 Y1:479 Y2:514 Zkus�me mu napov�d�t. 456 00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,919 X1:194 X2:526 Y1:479 Y2:514 Kdo mu napov�? Pozor! 457 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:53,671 X1:196 X2:525 Y1:435 Y2:509 Nar�en� je p�id�lov�n� startovn�ch ��sel. 458 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:58,954 X1:108 X2:611 Y1:435 Y2:515 V�echno se tady mus� zm�nit. Nev�te, co v�s �ek�, vy chabrus�ci. 459 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:03,079 X1:202 X2:516 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Ale vy se to dozv�te! Zmizte! - Dobr� den. 460 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,873 X1:161 X2:562 Y1:435 Y2:515 V�ichni si um�li velmi dob�e p�edstavit, co je �ek�. 461 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:10,511 X1:095 X2:625 Y1:430 Y2:509 Bu� se stanou cyklisty, alespo� jako, anebo se mohou s ��adem rozlou�it. 462 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,712 X1:283 X2:435 Y1:480 Y2:508 Jedeme...! 463 00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,398 X1:310 X2:408 Y1:480 Y2:514 St�jte. 464 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,431 X1:208 X2:511 Y1:479 Y2:514 M��eme? P�ipraveni? 465 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,836 X1:151 X2:568 Y1:435 Y2:515 N� jezdec Martano a Trueba byli velc� soupe�i. 466 00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:42,270 X1:155 X2:563 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Bylo to v srpnu roku 34. - Pozor, bylo to v �ervnu 34. 467 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:45,710 X1:184 X2:532 Y1:435 Y2:515 Pardon, v �ervnu 34. Takhle hloup� se spl�st. 468 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:50,391 X1:128 X2:589 Y1:431 Y2:515 �erven, �erven. Trueba, Trueba. ��kali mu pyrenejsk� blecha. 469 00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,518 X1:184 X2:534 Y1:435 Y2:515 Jo, blecha, tak mu ��kali. J� ho je�t� pamatuju! 470 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:58,074 X1:162 X2:557 Y1:436 Y2:515 - A kam? - Objedeme jezero! - Tak jedeme! 471 00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,593 X1:052 X2:665 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Projedeme se dneska po sedmi pahorc�ch. - Ale ne! Kdepak! 472 00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:05,918 X1:102 X2:618 Y1:435 Y2:509 Navrhuji, �e se pojedeme nave�e�et k m� tet� do Pinerola a vr�t�me se. 473 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,516 X1:173 X2:550 Y1:434 Y2:515 Nebl�zn�te, chlape, v�dy� je to 1200 kilometr�. 474 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,074 X1:234 X2:483 Y1:436 Y2:515 No a? Co je to pro n�s? 475 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:17,312 X1:141 X2:577 Y1:479 Y2:514 Tak, p�nov�, hur� do Pinerola! 476 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,916 X1:151 X2:567 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Do Pinerola! - Kde parkujete, pane ��etn�? 477 00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:27,958 X1:210 X2:508 Y1:436 Y2:509 Hned tady za rohem. Hned vedle va�eho. 478 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:32,835 X1:083 X2:634 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Dob�e, tak poko��me 1200 kilometr�. - Hur� do Pinerola! 479 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,635 X1:237 X2:482 Y1:479 Y2:508 Hur� do Pinerola! 480 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:49,389 X1:290 X2:428 Y1:480 Y2:508 Cobrame! 481 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:54,752 X1:195 X2:524 Y1:479 Y2:514 A v�ichni p�kn� hezky! 482 00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:58,798 X1:247 X2:472 Y1:478 Y2:514 A� �ije Cobram! 483 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,717 X1:239 X2:480 Y1:436 Y2:509 - A jde se dom�. - St�t! Ani hnout! 484 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:07,353 X1:216 X2:501 Y1:435 Y2:509 A m�me to! J� to v�d�l. Kret�n. 485 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,471 X1:298 X2:421 Y1:480 Y2:514 A hop...! 486 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,754 X1:149 X2:569 Y1:479 Y2:514 A jedna! A dva! A t�i! A �ty�i! 487 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,599 X1:233 X2:486 Y1:480 Y2:514 A d�ep a vztyk...! 488 00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:26,952 X1:070 X2:647 Y1:435 Y2:509 Za�neme postupn�. Pro za��tek si d�me 20 kilometr�. Nasedat! 489 00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:31,428 X1:289 X2:429 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Co�e? - Nasedat! 490 00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:34,074 X1:167 X2:552 Y1:479 Y2:508 Nasedat! V�ichni do �toku! 491 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:48,196 X1:168 X2:551 Y1:435 Y2:515 Nebojte se, pane in�en�re. On �t�k�, ale je to dobr�k. 492 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:11,029 X1:109 X2:609 Y1:435 Y2:515 Tak co, pane ��etn�? Nakonec to nebylo tak hrozn�, co? 493 00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:17,119 X1:061 X2:656 Y1:436 Y2:515 Spolkl jsem t�ch 20 km jak sklenici vody. M�m n�ramn� prota�en� svaly. 494 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,676 X1:174 X2:544 Y1:479 Y2:514 Dobr� ve�er, pane ��etn�. 495 00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:53,793 X1:107 X2:612 Y1:435 Y2:515 P�r hodin nato, za�al m�t i Fantozzi m�rn� pot�e s pohybem. 496 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,231 X1:167 X2:552 Y1:479 Y2:514 Pino! Pros�m t�, pomoz mi! 497 00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:14,798 X1:205 X2:514 Y1:435 Y2:515 Nem��u se ani hnout. J� jsem asi ochrnul. 498 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:20,236 X1:135 X2:588 Y1:435 Y2:515 Naz�t�� ve�el do z�vodn� j�delny regiment v�le�n�ch invalid�. 499 00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,068 X1:181 X2:542 Y1:435 Y2:515 Byli to ��astn�ci tr�ninku z p�edchoz�ho ve�era, 500 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,749 X1:129 X2:591 Y1:435 Y2:515 kter� m�l naprosto katastrof�ln� n�sledky. 501 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:44,877 X1:192 X2:526 Y1:435 Y2:509 - D�te mi kousek masa? - P��bor. - A maso ne? 502 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:49,357 X1:122 X2:595 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Tady m�te brambory. - Ale m�m hroznou chu� na maso. 503 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,629 X1:311 X2:406 Y1:435 Y2:509 - V�no. - V�no? 504 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,235 X1:279 X2:438 Y1:479 Y2:514 V�no, tady. 505 00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:09,834 X1:323 X2:395 Y1:479 Y2:514 D�ky. 506 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,950 X1:198 X2:519 Y1:436 Y2:509 - A taky kousek ovoce. - ��dn� ovoce. 507 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:18,153 X1:162 X2:555 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Tak chleba. Aspo� kousek. - Tady ho m�te. 508 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:24,754 X1:255 X2:462 Y1:479 Y2:514 V�ichni pozor! 509 00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,632 X1:160 X2:559 Y1:479 Y2:514 M�m pro v�s velkou novinu! 510 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:33,231 X1:070 X2:649 Y1:479 Y2:513 P�esn� za 14 dn�, v ned�li 28. �ervence, 511 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:39,158 X1:081 X2:637 Y1:435 Y2:515 vyhla�uji 1. ro�n�k z�vodu o Cobram�v poh�r pro zam�stnance na�� firmy. 512 00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:43,272 X1:178 X2:540 Y1:479 Y2:508 Bude to z�vod na 40 km. 513 00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:46,990 X1:285 X2:432 Y1:436 Y2:509 - To ne! - N�mitka? 514 00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,192 X1:309 X2:410 Y1:480 Y2:508 50 km. 515 00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:54,715 X1:085 X2:632 Y1:435 Y2:515 - N�co se v�m nezd�? - Ne, v po��dku. Tra� je naopak kr�tk�. 516 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,872 X1:269 X2:449 Y1:436 Y2:509 - Chcete 55? - 60. - 70. 517 00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,517 X1:110 X2:609 Y1:479 Y2:514 Pros�m, abyste se p�ihl�sili v�ichni. 518 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,833 X1:144 X2:574 Y1:436 Y2:515 Hlavn� vy! Pot�ebujete tr�novat jako s�l. 519 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:13,232 X1:108 X2:616 Y1:435 Y2:515 Ve�er p�ed osudn�m dnem podnikli Fantozzi a Filini zoufal� pokus. 520 00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:17,278 X1:182 X2:536 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Tak co, pane ��etn�? - No, rad�i bych to vzdal. 521 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,630 X1:184 X2:533 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Vy nechcete jet poh�r? - Ne, v ��dn�m p��pad�. 522 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:22,752 X1:133 X2:585 Y1:435 Y2:515 Mn� to bylo jasn�, tak�e to m�m pro v�s p�semn�. 523 00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:25,838 X1:078 X2:639 Y1:435 Y2:515 Sta�� to p�e��st. Te� v�m p�edvedu, jak to m�te ud�lat. 524 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,433 X1:207 X2:512 Y1:479 Y2:514 D�vejte dobr� pozor. 525 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:32,239 X1:165 X2:553 Y1:479 Y2:508 Hal�? Pan Vikomt Cobram? 526 00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:35,236 X1:214 X2:503 Y1:435 Y2:514 - Mus�te zm�nit hlas. - Ano, zm�n�m. 527 00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:39,148 X1:086 X2:633 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Tady slovutn� klinick� l�ka� Bergman Valadier. - To jako j�. - Ano. 528 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:44,832 X1:075 X2:643 Y1:435 Y2:514 Pane Vikomte, prohl�el jsem va�e dva zam�stnance, Filiniho a Fantozziho. 529 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:48,714 X1:089 X2:631 Y1:436 Y2:515 U obou jsem zjistil menier�v syndrom a proto nedoporu�uji, 530 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:52,310 X1:124 X2:593 Y1:435 Y2:515 aby se z��astnili t� va�� n�dhern� sportovn� akce. 531 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:56,433 X1:149 X2:569 Y1:435 Y2:515 Jinak nemohu p�evz�t ��dnou odpov�dnost. Na shledanou. 532 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,198 X1:238 X2:480 Y1:479 Y2:513 Jednoduch�, ne? 533 00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:01,517 X1:092 X2:625 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Jo, ale hned to ��slo to�it nebudete. - Posly�te, tak chcete jet nebo ne? 534 00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,471 X1:192 X2:526 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Ne, v ��dn�m p��pad�. - No tak jdeme na to. 535 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:09,591 X1:200 X2:519 Y1:435 Y2:509 Nap�ed uprav�me hlas. Kol��ek. A bramb�rek. 536 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:13,912 X1:254 X2:464 Y1:435 Y2:515 Otev�ete �sta. Co je�t�...? 537 00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:18,956 X1:117 X2:600 Y1:430 Y2:515 V�born�. A te� to v�echno hezky zakryjeme ru�n�kem. 538 00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:22,914 X1:164 X2:553 Y1:474 Y2:514 Tak, a te� p�kn� ut�hnout. 539 00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:24,599 X1:292 X2:427 Y1:479 Y2:514 D�ch�te? 540 00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,594 X1:194 X2:522 Y1:435 Y2:515 Tak, tady je sluch�tko. Tady m�me text. 541 00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,234 X1:176 X2:542 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Nerozum�m. - Se �v�dsk�m p��zvukem. 542 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:36,638 X1:154 X2:564 Y1:435 Y2:515 Um�te to? No, tak to zkuste. Vyto��m ��s�lko. 543 00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:48,235 X1:197 X2:522 Y1:480 Y2:514 3, 4, 7, 8, 1... A je to! 544 00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:51,194 X1:201 X2:516 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Hal�? - To jste vy, Fantozzi? 545 00:58:55,760 --> 00:59:00,470 X1:155 X2:562 Y1:435 Y2:515 Spokojen? Vy jste m� zni�il. Pr� �v�dsk� p��zvuk. 546 00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:07,149 X1:234 X2:483 Y1:436 Y2:509 - De se mi dracet. - Nerozum�m! 547 00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:10,829 X1:211 X2:507 Y1:436 Y2:509 - Chce se mi zvracet! - To se nediv�m. 548 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:15,278 X1:135 X2:584 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Posly�te, r�d bych naposledy pol�bil... - Tu opi�ku? 549 00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,950 X1:212 X2:507 Y1:435 Y2:515 Berti�ku, Alberti�ku nebo jak se jmenuje. 550 00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:21,117 X1:118 X2:600 Y1:436 Y2:509 - Marieangelu, svou jedinou dceru. - Tak b�te. 551 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,476 X1:213 X2:503 Y1:479 Y2:514 Tady je m�j and�lek. 552 00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:36,557 X1:231 X2:486 Y1:480 Y2:514 Sbohem, poklade. 553 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,274 X1:275 X2:442 Y1:479 Y2:514 To je �ivot. 554 01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:08,190 X1:099 X2:620 Y1:435 Y2:515 Bomba! D�te si Bombu? Bomba v�m d� s�lu. M�m ty nejlep��. 555 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:12,712 X1:170 X2:548 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Bomba, tady je! Vid�te ji? - Co�e? 556 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:16,317 X1:132 X2:586 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Pod�vejte, jak se na v�s sm�je. - A co to je? 557 01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:22,072 X1:080 X2:638 Y1:436 Y2:514 Metadrin, simpamin, aspirin, kokain, heroin, feferonka, franti�k�nka. 558 01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,316 X1:180 X2:538 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Sto tis�c. - No jo, tak mn� to dejte. 559 01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:28,149 X1:153 X2:563 Y1:479 Y2:514 Tu m�, s t�m dojede� prvn�. 560 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:31,199 X1:172 X2:546 Y1:435 Y2:515 S t�m jim to v�em nand�. Natrhne� jim triko. 561 01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:37,231 X1:187 X2:532 Y1:436 Y2:509 Bomba! Dejte si Bombu! Na dobrou formu! 562 01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,998 X1:218 X2:502 Y1:480 Y2:514 P�ipravte se, pozor! 563 01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:51,271 X1:220 X2:498 Y1:479 Y2:513 Z�vodn�ci, nasedat! 564 01:00:56,600 --> 01:01:01,230 X1:130 X2:588 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Ambulance? Ta pojede s n�ma. - Jasn�. Pro ka�d� p��pad. 565 01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,752 X1:191 X2:526 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Hele, pucl�k je tu taky. - Ahoj. 566 01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:07,235 X1:211 X2:506 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Jede� si pro poh�r? - Co se ti stalo? 567 01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:10,390 X1:085 X2:632 Y1:479 Y2:514 J� toti� nejsem takovej blbec jako vy. 568 01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:14,115 X1:122 X2:595 Y1:435 Y2:515 Obstaral jsem si p�r zlomenin. Oboustrann�ch, komplikovan�ch. 569 01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,675 X1:098 X2:620 Y1:479 Y2:508 Poslali m� do ob�erstvovac� stanice. 570 01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:22,794 X1:171 X2:547 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Co tu d�l� ten poh�eb�k? - S t�m si nelamte hlavu. 571 01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:25,388 X1:172 X2:547 Y1:435 Y2:515 Kdyby n�co, tak to �etrn� sd�l�m va�� pan�, osobn�. 572 01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,995 X1:186 X2:534 Y1:479 Y2:508 Pozor! Je�t� 10 sekund! 573 01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:41,678 X1:131 X2:587 Y1:479 Y2:514 Ot�e n�, jen� jsi na nebes�ch... 574 01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:47,599 X1:198 X2:521 Y1:479 Y2:513 Pozor, m�m tam nohu! 575 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:55,310 X1:237 X2:483 Y1:435 Y2:509 Na nohy, hlup�ci! Chabrus�ci...! 576 01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:01,038 X1:188 X2:531 Y1:480 Y2:514 Pomozte jim! A do nich! 577 01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:09,192 X1:141 X2:577 Y1:479 Y2:514 Vid�te, �e to jde, vy simulanti! 578 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,391 X1:225 X2:492 Y1:479 Y2:514 V�born�! Do toho! 579 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:29,312 X1:086 X2:635 Y1:435 Y2:515 Na mal�m stoup�n� na t��d� De Amicis je potkala p��ern� bou�e 580 01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:32,876 X1:163 X2:562 Y1:435 Y2:515 nevyhnuteln� doprov�zej�c� ka�dou horskou pr�mii. 581 01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:42,914 X1:177 X2:547 Y1:435 Y2:515 V jej�m epicentru nam��ili 50 pod nulou. 582 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:03,713 X1:100 X2:619 Y1:435 Y2:509 Zem�m��i� Belli, kter� se podobal nanukov�mu dortu se ztratil v mlze. 583 01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:07,958 X1:171 X2:550 Y1:435 Y2:515 Na�li ho a� v samoobsluze mezi mra�en�m zbo��m. 584 01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:10,989 X1:305 X2:413 Y1:479 Y2:514 A �ty�i. 585 01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:26,474 X1:051 X2:667 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Kampak, pane ��etn�? Snad n�m nechcete uject? - Ne! Nejdou mi brzdy! 586 01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:29,910 X1:307 X2:413 Y1:480 Y2:508 Pomoc! 587 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,477 X1:256 X2:462 Y1:480 Y2:508 Zachra�te m�! 588 01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:45,956 X1:307 X2:413 Y1:480 Y2:508 Pomoc! 589 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:58,120 X1:076 X2:642 Y1:435 Y2:515 Co je? P�eji hodn� syn�. Kde je �enich? No, nevad�. Zazp�v�me si. 590 01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:01,357 X1:128 X2:589 Y1:479 Y2:508 Tak hodn� �t�st� a hodn� d�t�... 591 01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:19,631 X1:231 X2:486 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Je tamhle, vid�? - Jo. 592 01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:24,076 X1:104 X2:619 Y1:430 Y2:515 P�i druh�m �toku na ��belsk� vr�ek se dostavily 593 01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:29,035 X1:147 X2:573 Y1:435 Y2:515 prvn� zprvu nepost�ehnuteln� zn�mky �navy. 594 01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:34,670 X1:185 X2:535 Y1:435 Y2:515 Du�en�, vyt�e�t�n� zrak, z�stavy srdce... 595 01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:38,956 X1:180 X2:542 Y1:479 Y2:514 vyplazen� jazyk, p�eludy. 596 01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:45,554 X1:106 X2:614 Y1:435 Y2:515 Dehydrovan� Fantozzi se domn�val, �e je ob�t� halucinace. 597 01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:26,913 X1:282 X2:437 Y1:480 Y2:514 Nefunguje. 598 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:52,152 X1:179 X2:538 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Chce� si nasednout? - Ne, d�kuju. To je dobr�. 599 01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:54,191 X1:259 X2:459 Y1:480 Y2:508 Na shledanou. 600 01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:06,314 X1:077 X2:644 Y1:435 Y2:509 P�i druh�m p�ejezdu v bou�i se jednoho fanou�ka zmocnil soucit. 601 01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:23,031 X1:198 X2:521 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Oslepl jsem! Nevid�m! - St�j! Sly��? 602 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:37,959 X1:137 X2:581 Y1:435 Y2:515 To je n� slovutn� zem�m��i� Pelegrino. Zazp�vejte si s n�mi. 603 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:47,873 X1:123 X2:600 Y1:435 Y2:515 T�ch n�kolik, co p�e�ilo, kone�n� dos�hlo vysn�n�ho ob�erstven�. 604 01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:51,516 X1:237 X2:481 Y1:436 Y2:514 - Bojuj...! - Ho� mi to, Pino! 605 01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:56,670 X1:234 X2:484 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Tak sly��? Pino! - Chytej! 606 01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:15,877 X1:158 X2:563 Y1:435 Y2:515 Z Cobramova poh�ru se stal krut� vy�azovac� z�vod. 607 01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:18,031 X1:175 X2:546 Y1:435 Y2:515 Ze v�ech z�vodn�k� zbyly nakonec jen dva, 608 01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:22,870 X1:124 X2:600 Y1:435 Y2:515 kte�� se rvali o kone�n� v�t�zstv� v�emi prost�edky. 609 01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:10,436 X1:156 X2:562 Y1:430 Y2:514 Je�te pomaleji, pane ��etn�. Pros�m v�s, smilov�n�. 610 01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:15,072 X1:182 X2:536 Y1:479 Y2:514 To u� p�est�v� v�echno! 611 01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:25,828 X1:207 X2:510 Y1:435 Y2:515 A dal�� astn�k. V�t�m v�s. Zp�vejme! 612 01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:46,795 X1:284 X2:435 Y1:480 Y2:508 Obsazeno! 613 01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:49,631 X1:068 X2:655 Y1:479 Y2:514 V 11 hodin dopoledne, koncem �ervence 614 01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:54,874 X1:058 X2:660 Y1:436 Y2:515 si Fantozziho spolu s Filinim z tajemn�ch d�vod� zavolal s�m nejvy��. 615 01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:58,669 X1:086 X2:636 Y1:479 Y2:508 V�voda hrab� Pier Mattero Barambani. 616 01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:02,316 X1:156 X2:567 Y1:435 Y2:515 Pro tu p��le�itost si Fantozzi vzal sv�j sv�te�n� oblek 617 01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:05,557 X1:185 X2:534 Y1:436 Y2:515 a rozhodl se, �e si d� osv�uj�c� k�vu. 618 01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:10,834 X1:203 X2:514 Y1:435 Y2:509 - K �ertu! Co je tohle? - Co to d�l�te? 619 01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:13,269 X1:157 X2:560 Y1:435 Y2:514 - Tohle se mi stane v�dycky. - Uklidn�te se, Fantozzi. 620 01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:18,758 X1:152 X2:566 Y1:435 Y2:509 Sta�� zm��knout tuhle p��ku a u� tu m�me va�i k�vi�ku. 621 01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:21,030 X1:232 X2:486 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Jednoduch�, ne? - D�ky. 622 01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:27,394 X1:125 X2:594 Y1:435 Y2:515 Pozor s t�m kafem, m�m na sob� nov� oblek. Dovol�te? 623 01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:30,754 X1:232 X2:486 Y1:435 Y2:515 - M�m nov� oblek. - Nov� oblek, co? 624 01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:34,350 X1:087 X2:630 Y1:435 Y2:515 Ano, proto�e m�m j�t k Barambanimu. On si p�eje, aby �lov�k... 625 01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:40,151 X1:130 X2:588 Y1:479 Y2:514 Je pr�zdn�. Ale vylekal ses, co? 626 01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:44,308 X1:172 X2:545 Y1:436 Y2:515 Jen se sm�jte, pitomci. Ale j� jdu k Barambanimu. 627 01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:49,070 X1:097 X2:621 Y1:435 Y2:515 A ten kdy� uvid� sebemen�� skvrnku, tak je sto �lov�ka vyhodit. 628 01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:54,797 X1:153 X2:564 Y1:430 Y2:515 - Je tu Fantozzi? - Te� tu byl. - Te� tu nen� ten pucl�k. 629 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,316 X1:233 X2:485 Y1:431 Y2:515 - ��etn� Fantozzi? - Te� tady byl. 630 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:03,749 X1:165 X2:553 Y1:435 Y2:515 Calboni! Kde se schov�v�, pucl�ku? Hledaj� t�. 631 01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:08,396 X1:077 X2:640 Y1:435 Y2:515 To je jako v bl�zinci. Tomu bys nev��il, za�el jsem si na kafe a... 632 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,911 X1:201 X2:516 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Na�el jsi Fantozziho? - Ne. A ty? - Ne. 633 01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:15,710 X1:136 X2:581 Y1:479 Y2:514 J� jsem si jenom za�el na kafe. 634 01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:31,599 X1:136 X2:583 Y1:479 Y2:514 Kone�n�, pane ��etn� Fantozzi. 635 01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:33,597 X1:167 X2:550 Y1:435 Y2:515 Omlouv�m se za zpo�d�n�, pane ��etn� Filini, 636 01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:36,439 X1:202 X2:516 Y1:435 Y2:509 ale stala se mi takov� kuri�zn� v�c s kafem. 637 01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:38,152 X1:106 X2:610 Y1:474 Y2:508 To te� nechte. Pro� si n�s zavolal? 638 01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:42,353 X1:102 X2:616 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Nem�m ani potuchy. Vy n�co v�te? - Nev�m nic. - Pros�m tudy. 639 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:45,753 X1:186 X2:532 Y1:480 Y2:514 Snad to dob�e dopadne. 640 01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:49,789 X1:272 X2:445 Y1:479 Y2:514 Jd�te prvn�. 641 01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:55,994 X1:139 X2:578 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Co to d�l�te? - Myslel jsem, �e chcete tan�it. 642 01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:58,156 X1:235 X2:484 Y1:479 Y2:514 Dob�e, tak j� jdu. 643 01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:16,031 X1:089 X2:628 Y1:435 Y2:509 - V�t�m v�s drah� Bambacci a Fellini... - Fantozzi a Filini. 644 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:18,875 X1:145 X2:573 Y1:479 Y2:514 Co pl�nujete na p��t� v�kend? 645 01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:23,198 X1:117 X2:602 Y1:435 Y2:515 - J� bych... - Cht�li jsme ho str�vit tady v podniku pracovn�. 646 01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:27,388 X1:204 X2:515 Y1:435 Y2:509 M�m takovou lodi�ku. Asi tak za miliardu. 647 01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:32,390 X1:099 X2:619 Y1:435 Y2:515 Ale jsem tak� demokrat, tak�e moje rodina, to jste i vy, chud�ci. 648 01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:36,957 X1:156 X2:562 Y1:434 Y2:515 - Co�e? - Ano, vy ne��astn�ci. Vy pod�adn�j��. 649 01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:41,950 X1:108 X2:610 Y1:435 Y2:515 M� draz� pod�adn�! A jak v�te, nade v�e miluji �ebr�ky. 650 01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:44,788 X1:131 X2:587 Y1:435 Y2:514 Ura�en� a pon�en� blahoslaven�, chud� duchem, 651 01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:47,995 X1:186 X2:532 Y1:435 Y2:509 jste ochotni b�t hosty na m� skromn� lodi�ce? 652 01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:51,597 X1:208 X2:510 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Bude mn� ct�. - On ur�it�. A j� taky. 653 01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:55,191 X1:167 X2:551 Y1:436 Y2:515 Znamenit�. A te� koukejte vypadnout. 654 01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:59,472 X1:075 X2:644 Y1:430 Y2:515 - Te� vlastn� m��ete j�t. - D�kujeme na stotis�ckr�t, mark�zi, v�vodo, hrab�. 655 01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:03,991 X1:079 X2:638 Y1:435 Y2:515 D�kujeme, �e jste vybral pr�v� n�s. Jsme velmi dojati. Jdeme, pane ��etn�. 656 01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:19,751 X1:154 X2:566 Y1:435 Y2:515 Pozor! Proboha, pane ��etn�! Co jste to ud�lal? 657 01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:24,032 X1:130 X2:589 Y1:435 Y2:515 J� ho nevid�l, proto�e jsem se d�val po lod�ch. 658 01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:27,360 X1:259 X2:460 Y1:479 Y2:514 Ubl�il jste si? 659 01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:29,909 X1:141 X2:577 Y1:435 Y2:515 Je to Angli�an, mluv� anglicky. Vy um�te anglicky? 660 01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:32,790 X1:192 X2:523 Y1:436 Y2:515 Zeptejte se ho, jestli si n�co neud�lal? 661 01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:36,830 X1:151 X2:567 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Tak dob�e. Jak jste to ��kal? - Jestli si neubl�il. - Ano. 662 01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:40,595 X1:173 X2:545 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Co pov�dal? - �e je v�echno v po��dku. 663 01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:43,792 X1:132 X2:586 Y1:430 Y2:515 - V�echno v po��dku. - A co lo�? Kdepak je? - Tady je. 664 01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:49,749 X1:155 X2:564 Y1:435 Y2:509 Moji mil�, p�edraz�, pod�adn�! Bu�te v�t�ni! 665 01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:51,074 X1:280 X2:438 Y1:479 Y2:514 Dobr� den. 666 01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:55,517 X1:163 X2:554 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Dobr� den, pane v�vodo... - To sta��! 667 01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:59,428 X1:090 X2:627 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Ke vstupu m�me pou��t p��mo tohle. - Ano, p��mo tohle. 668 01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:02,310 X1:193 X2:524 Y1:435 Y2:515 - B�te prvn�, pros�m. - Kdepak. Jen b�te vy. 669 01:13:02,440 --> 01:13:04,635 X1:252 X2:466 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Vy jste star��. - A� po v�s. 670 01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:09,672 X1:119 X2:600 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Jen si nastupte, za��te�n�ci. - Ale j� jsem skute�n� za��te�n�k! 671 01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:27,634 X1:174 X2:544 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Co jste to d�lal? - No, �l�p jsem tam a hop! 672 01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:30,991 X1:166 X2:551 Y1:479 Y2:514 A u� jsem let�l. Rozum�te? 673 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:35,080 X1:287 X2:430 Y1:436 Y2:509 - Ale! - Uctivost. 674 01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:37,469 X1:147 X2:571 Y1:435 Y2:515 Je takov� hork� den, v�sosti. Cht�l jsem se osv�it. 675 01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:41,036 X1:130 X2:587 Y1:436 Y2:515 To jste ud�lal dob�e. A te� vzh�ru na palubu, jen d�l. 676 01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:45,838 X1:115 X2:604 Y1:435 Y2:515 A� po v�s. Mo�n�, �e se budu muset z��ct t�to kr�sn� proj��ky. 677 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,797 X1:141 X2:578 Y1:479 Y2:508 Nec�t�m se zrovna ve sv� k��i. 678 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,555 X1:268 X2:450 Y1:474 Y2:514 No, poj�te... 679 01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:58,593 X1:215 X2:502 Y1:479 Y2:514 Je to n�jak� vratk�. 680 01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:06,952 X1:201 X2:516 Y1:435 Y2:515 - U�... - No, u� jenom kr��ek. 681 01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:10,911 X1:135 X2:583 Y1:474 Y2:514 Poj�te, Filini! M�m to za sebou. 682 01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:13,989 X1:255 X2:463 Y1:436 Y2:509 - Hej! - Co to d�l�te? 683 01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:19,438 X1:081 X2:637 Y1:436 Y2:515 Promi�te, necht�l bych, abyste myslel, �e k v�m c�t�m fyzickou n�klonnost. 684 01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:23,713 X1:166 X2:553 Y1:435 Y2:515 No, moji mil� draz� chud�ci, a te� stoj�me na p��di. 685 01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:27,071 X1:083 X2:636 Y1:435 Y2:515 Provedl jsem v�s svou malou lodi�kou, sv�m mal�m domovem. 686 01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:29,191 X1:222 X2:496 Y1:480 Y2:514 M�j d�m, m�j hrad. 687 01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:32,598 X1:084 X2:633 Y1:478 Y2:514 Tady jsem ��asten i kdy� jsem s v�mi. 688 01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:34,995 X1:259 X2:458 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Boty! - Co�e? - Dol� s nima! 689 01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,716 X1:085 X2:634 Y1:479 Y2:514 Mus�m v�s po��dat o malou laskavost. 690 01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:41,594 X1:102 X2:617 Y1:436 Y2:515 Zujte si ty svoje k�ampy, proto�e lod� jsou n�co jako me�ity. 691 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:47,677 X1:112 X2:607 Y1:435 Y2:515 Mysl�te, jako zout si boty? Pros�m. Douf�m, �e m�m �ist� pono�ky. 692 01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:57,711 X1:171 X2:545 Y1:479 Y2:514 Tak, uka�te, dejte je sem. 693 01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:01,198 X1:312 X2:406 Y1:436 Y2:509 - Voila. - Pro�? 694 01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:07,951 X1:084 X2:633 Y1:430 Y2:515 - Moje boty. - A te� se b�te, moji mil�, p�evl�knout do kajuty pro v�zn�. 695 01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:11,390 X1:159 X2:558 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Cht�l jsem ��ct pro hosty. - Z t�ch bot si nic ned�lejte. 696 01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:14,678 X1:259 X2:459 Y1:480 Y2:508 Na shledanou. 697 01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:17,997 X1:078 X2:641 Y1:435 Y2:515 Nezd� se v�m, �e jsme v rukou ��lence. Ty boty, to byl jen za��tek. 698 01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:21,916 X1:308 X2:411 Y1:474 Y2:514 Poj�te! 699 01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:26,559 X1:206 X2:514 Y1:480 Y2:514 Dejte pozor na hlavu! 700 01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:29,515 X1:120 X2:599 Y1:479 Y2:514 Pozor na hlavu, pane ��etn� Filini. 701 01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:43,316 X1:165 X2:553 Y1:435 Y2:515 A je�t� n�co, pod�adn�. Na lodi nelze trp�t fl�ka�e. 702 01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:47,998 X1:145 X2:573 Y1:435 Y2:515 Je tu spousta drobn�ch prac�, rozd�l�me si �koly, 703 01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:51,032 X1:096 X2:623 Y1:479 Y2:514 proto�e na lodi jsme si v�ichni rovni. 704 01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:54,597 X1:151 X2:565 Y1:479 Y2:514 V�en� host� a draz� p��tel�, 705 01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:57,837 X1:090 X2:628 Y1:479 Y2:514 p�ip�j�m na zdar na�� spole�n� plavby. 706 01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:31,871 X1:193 X2:524 Y1:436 Y2:509 Promi�te. Jdu dol�. Na shledanou. 707 01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:39,275 X1:152 X2:567 Y1:479 Y2:514 Odr��me! V�ichni na palubu! 708 01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:43,234 X1:112 X2:606 Y1:435 Y2:515 Filini, k navij�ku! Vyt�hn�te kotvu. Vy, Bambozzi, na z��! 709 01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:47,831 X1:130 X2:588 Y1:435 Y2:514 - Uvolnit kotevn� lana! - Fantozzi. - Fantozzi, ma�te na z��! 710 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:52,395 X1:213 X2:506 Y1:436 Y2:509 - Filini, zasekn�te to! - Ano. 711 01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:58,472 X1:147 X2:571 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Bambozzi, uvoln�te pachole! - To je tohle nebo tohle? 712 01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:02,036 X1:180 X2:538 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Jestli to nebude tohle... - Tohle je pachole! 713 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:04,515 X1:147 X2:570 Y1:479 Y2:514 To je jasn�. Tohle je pachole. 714 01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:07,552 X1:195 X2:525 Y1:479 Y2:514 Posp�te si, Bambozzi! 715 01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:12,672 X1:157 X2:560 Y1:479 Y2:514 J� v�m to potom vysv�tl�m. 716 01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:17,914 X1:184 X2:535 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Filini, uvolnit n�razn�ky! - U� let�m. 717 01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:24,559 X1:235 X2:483 Y1:479 Y2:514 Sly��te ten zvuk? 718 01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:38,638 X1:184 X2:533 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Na co je tohle tla��tko? - T�m se ��d� rychlost. 719 01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:41,228 X1:178 X2:540 Y1:435 Y2:515 - To je zaj�mav�. A tohle? - To je prav� motor. 720 01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:45,560 X1:149 X2:569 Y1:435 Y2:514 - To je lev� motor a p�ep�n��. - Aha, a tenhle knofl��ek? 721 01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:46,879 X1:297 X2:423 Y1:480 Y2:508 Nesahat! 722 01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:53,000 X1:159 X2:559 Y1:431 Y2:515 - ڞasn�! - N�dhern�, naprosto mimo��dn� v�kon. 723 01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:07,918 X1:216 X2:502 Y1:435 Y2:509 Lehce se to kym�c�. Lehounce. Stra�n�. 724 01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:14,631 X1:127 X2:591 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Co to d�l�te? Snad mi nalejete. - U� se bl��m! 725 01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:18,719 X1:220 X2:498 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Je velmi o�emet... - Co to vyv�d�te? 726 01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:23,079 X1:182 X2:535 Y1:435 Y2:515 - M� v�no! - Chlad� se. Jdu pro dal��. 727 01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:26,798 X1:314 X2:406 Y1:480 Y2:508 Pozor! 728 01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:46,831 X1:321 X2:398 Y1:480 Y2:514 Ahoj! 729 01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:53,032 X1:179 X2:541 Y1:435 Y2:515 V�ichni mu�i na palubu! P�ipravte spu�t�n� kotvy! 730 01:18:54,360 --> 01:18:55,839 X1:206 X2:513 Y1:479 Y2:508 Zat�hn�te za to lano! 731 01:18:57,680 --> 01:18:59,511 X1:183 X2:535 Y1:436 Y2:515 Pardon, promi�te. Nepochopil jsem p�esn�. 732 01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:02,154 X1:200 X2:519 Y1:435 Y2:514 - Zat�hn�te za to lano! - Ano, u� rozum�m. 733 01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,714 X1:134 X2:583 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Za co to chytnu? - D�lejte, ne� n�s na nich ob�s�. 734 01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:09,429 X1:087 X2:632 Y1:435 Y2:515 Co by bylo lep��? M�m ho oto�it t�ikr�t anebo �ty�ikr�t. 735 01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:12,677 X1:203 X2:517 Y1:436 Y2:515 Co je to, sakra? Norm�ln� to p�iva�te! 736 01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:15,473 X1:157 X2:562 Y1:479 Y2:514 P�iv�zat. Norm�ln� p�iv�zat. 737 01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:18,910 X1:134 X2:583 Y1:435 Y2:515 - J� nev�m jak! - H�kem! Vy jste mi nerozum�l? 738 01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:23,631 X1:182 X2:536 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Samoz�ejm�, �e ne. - Mn� osobn� je to jasn�. 739 01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:26,797 X1:130 X2:587 Y1:430 Y2:515 - �ek jsem, �e h�kem. - Myslel, abysme to vzali h�kem. 740 01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:31,869 X1:095 X2:623 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Zazp�vejte! - Doleva anebo doprava? - �ek jsem zazp�vejte! 741 01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:40,590 X1:115 X2:604 Y1:435 Y2:515 Filini, spust� okam�it� kotvu! A vy, Mammozi, ke kotv� na p��di! 742 01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:43,234 X1:125 X2:593 Y1:436 Y2:515 Jak si p�ejete, ale spr�vn� se jmenuju Fantozzi. 743 01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:49,194 X1:125 X2:592 Y1:435 Y2:515 Bo�e m�j, tady jde o �ivot. Tahleta trouba. Dobr� den, pan�. 744 01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:51,517 X1:219 X2:500 Y1:479 Y2:514 D�lejte, sleduji v�s. 745 01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:53,790 X1:149 X2:571 Y1:435 Y2:509 Ka�d� je osobn� zodpov�dn� za osud lodi. 746 01:20:03,480 --> 01:20:05,550 X1:218 X2:500 Y1:479 Y2:508 M�m to vz�t h�kem. 747 01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:15,592 X1:241 X2:475 Y1:436 Y2:514 Tohle bude ono. Raz, dva, t�i! 748 01:20:24,480 --> 01:20:26,596 X1:150 X2:568 Y1:479 Y2:514 Pane ��etn�, co jste to d�lal? 749 01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:30,870 X1:196 X2:521 Y1:436 Y2:515 Cht�l jsem si zaplavat. Tro�ku zaplavat. 750 01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:35,075 X1:175 X2:542 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Skute�n�? Jak� je voda? - B�je�n�. 751 01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:37,634 X1:114 X2:605 Y1:435 Y2:515 Skute�n�? Dost�v�m chu� si tam taky sko�it. 752 01:20:39,760 --> 01:20:42,752 X1:263 X2:456 Y1:479 Y2:508 Pozor! Juch�! 753 01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:57,555 X1:119 X2:597 Y1:479 Y2:514 V�echno v po��dku, pane ��etn�? 754 01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:05,315 X1:184 X2:534 Y1:435 Y2:515 S tou d�mou jsem pro�il nezapomenuteln� v�ci. 755 01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:09,831 X1:260 X2:458 Y1:479 Y2:508 Us�n�. Jdeme. 756 01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:13,312 X1:313 X2:403 Y1:480 Y2:508 Ticho. 757 01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:19,474 X1:178 X2:540 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Zast��l�me si! - Zast��l�me. - Filini, pu�ku! 758 01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:22,950 X1:239 X2:479 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Je nabit�? - Je nabit�. - Ano. 759 01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:26,120 X1:158 X2:560 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Bubazzi! - J� jsem Fantozzi. - Pi�te. - Budu 760 01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:29,232 X1:137 X2:581 Y1:435 Y2:515 - U� to m�te? - Nem�m. - Budete to ps�t tady na tabuli. 761 01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:32,477 X1:177 X2:540 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Ano, budu ps�t. - Pozor, pros�m, je nabit�. 762 01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:36,319 X1:293 X2:425 Y1:435 Y2:509 - H�zejte! - H�z�m. 763 01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:46,354 X1:216 X2:502 Y1:436 Y2:509 - Co jste to vyhodil? - Co�e? No tohle. 764 01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:50,079 X1:189 X2:528 Y1:435 Y2:515 To byl st��brn� podnos! Anglie. 18. stolet�! 765 01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:53,590 X1:141 X2:576 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Skute�n�. Osmn�ct� to bylo? - Jo. B�te pro mal� tal��ky! 766 01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:57,956 X1:155 X2:563 Y1:435 Y2:515 Pohyb, Filini! D�me si z�vod. Ka�d� m� dv� r�ny. 767 01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:03,113 X1:229 X2:490 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Tyhle? - Za��n�te! - Jako j�? 768 01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:09,360 X1:151 X2:567 Y1:435 Y2:514 - Um�te to? - J�, no moc... - No, vlastn� v�bec to neum�! 769 01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:15,074 X1:130 X2:588 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Nevadilo by v�m, pane hrab�... - Ne, pi�te z�sahy a h�zejte! 770 01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:18,909 X1:243 X2:475 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Do toho Filini! - Tal�� p�ipraven! 771 01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:23,752 X1:288 X2:431 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Tal�� let�! - Netrefil! 772 01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:27,793 X1:145 X2:574 Y1:431 Y2:515 �koda, pot�eboval bych del�� tr�nink. 773 01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:30,354 X1:280 X2:438 Y1:436 Y2:509 - P�ipraven! - Ano! 774 01:22:34,440 --> 01:22:35,395 X1:300 X2:419 Y1:480 Y2:508 Netrefil! 775 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:42,476 X1:290 X2:429 Y1:480 Y2:508 Netrefil... 776 01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:45,398 X1:151 X2:566 Y1:436 Y2:509 - Promi�te, zase nic, co? - Tak�e to uzav�r�me s nulou. 777 01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:49,877 X1:252 X2:466 Y1:430 Y2:515 - Ne! Te� vy! - J�? Ne, nikdy. 778 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:53,959 X1:128 X2:590 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Vemte si pu�ku, je �ada na v�s! - No tak, sly��te, dejte mi... 779 01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:58,312 X1:244 X2:475 Y1:435 Y2:514 - Fellini, tal��! - Tal��, ano! Let�! 780 01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:00,639 X1:334 X2:386 Y1:480 Y2:508 Pal! 781 01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:06,034 X1:286 X2:432 Y1:479 Y2:508 Panebo�e. 782 01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:12,279 X1:156 X2:562 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Vemte si to. - Ne. - Rychle! V�echno schovejte! 783 01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,436 X1:170 X2:549 Y1:479 Y2:514 Odplouv�me pry�. Honem! 784 01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:16,995 X1:250 X2:470 Y1:480 Y2:508 Pozor na hlavu! 785 01:23:21,440 --> 01:23:25,797 X1:113 X2:608 Y1:435 Y2:515 Na zp�te�n� cest� si v�voda hrab� Barambani op�t rozd�lil �koly 786 01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:30,436 X1:120 X2:601 Y1:435 Y2:509 se sv�mi drah�mi hosty, tak�e zd�rn� dos�hli such� zem�. 787 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:40,358 X1:107 X2:615 Y1:435 Y2:515 Ke konci l�ta pod vlivem vidiny dal��ho odporn�ho pracovn�ho roku 788 01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:46,431 X1:077 X2:642 Y1:436 Y2:515 se Fantozziho zmocnila jeho obvykl� krize nesn�enlivosti a odporu. 789 01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:56,751 X1:096 X2:622 Y1:479 Y2:514 No, n� drahej megaprezident je v�l. 790 01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:02,269 X1:117 X2:601 Y1:435 Y2:515 Jednou se neudr��m a nap�u to na nebe. Pro v�echny! 791 01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:04,948 X1:331 X2:387 Y1:480 Y2:508 Co? 792 01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:07,469 X1:331 X2:387 Y1:480 Y2:508 Co? 793 01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:18,796 X1:196 X2:521 Y1:435 Y2:515 Co je to tam naps�no? Pan prezident je v�l! 794 01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:35,512 X1:073 X2:641 Y1:435 Y2:515 Velk� rada deseti nep��tomn�ch je v�echny podrobila zkou�ce rukopisu. 795 01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:38,359 X1:167 X2:551 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Co cht�li? - Nic jenom napsat tu v�tu. 796 01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:42,428 X1:164 X2:553 Y1:435 Y2:515 - P�kn� blbou v�tu, pucl�ku. - Te� vy, pros�m. 797 01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:51,790 X1:065 X2:652 Y1:435 Y2:514 - Nem��ete mn� ��ct, jak to tam prob�h�? - No, to nem��ete. 798 01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:55,914 X1:318 X2:400 Y1:479 Y2:508 Sta��. 799 01:25:08,160 --> 01:25:10,993 X1:234 X2:484 Y1:479 Y2:514 D�kuji, klan�m se. 800 01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:16,911 X1:114 X2:604 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Promi�te. - M��ete j�t. - Bylo mn� ct�. - R��il byste odej�t? 801 01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:18,759 X1:320 X2:398 Y1:479 Y2:508 Dal��. 802 01:25:49,240 --> 01:25:50,514 X1:222 X2:495 Y1:480 Y2:508 Ono se to zav�elo? 803 01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:57,076 X1:124 X2:593 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Napi�te tady tu neuctivou v�tu. - Nem�m ruce. 804 01:25:57,440 --> 01:26:00,955 X1:161 X2:556 Y1:436 Y2:515 - A tohle nejsou ruce? - To jsou, ale jsou ochrnut�. 805 01:26:01,760 --> 01:26:04,797 X1:168 X2:549 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Dost t�ch ka�pa�in, pi�te. - M��u na stroji? 806 01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:10,399 X1:190 X2:527 Y1:479 Y2:514 Toti�, j� nem�m... pero. 807 01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:14,513 X1:130 X2:588 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Tohleto m�m jenom na par�du. - Pi�te! - Ano. 808 01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:18,839 X1:177 X2:540 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Pravou rukou. - Ano, pravou, tak j� p�u. 809 01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:21,479 X1:248 X2:468 Y1:479 Y2:508 Tak to m�me... 810 01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:27,639 X1:222 X2:496 Y1:435 Y2:509 - J� jsem analfabet. - Pi�te! - Hned... 811 01:26:28,840 --> 01:26:29,989 X1:297 X2:421 Y1:480 Y2:508 Moment. 812 01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:37,354 X1:132 X2:586 Y1:436 Y2:515 Tak a je to. Dovolil jsem si ud�lat vyk�i�n�k. 813 01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:53,791 X1:151 X2:566 Y1:435 Y2:515 Souhlas�. Vy jste si to myslel a ono se to napsalo. 814 01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:57,151 X1:104 X2:614 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Nen� to n�jak� omyl? - Vyhod�m v�s a roztrhnu jako hada. 815 01:26:57,280 --> 01:27:00,716 X1:086 X2:631 Y1:435 Y2:509 - Str��m v�s do kufru a po�lu do Olbie. - Do Olbie? 816 01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:03,718 X1:179 X2:539 Y1:435 Y2:515 A j� ti, ty svin� proradn� utrhnu u�i, ruce a nohy. 817 01:27:03,880 --> 01:27:06,758 X1:181 X2:538 Y1:436 Y2:515 Nacpu je do kufru a po�lu do Olbie letecky! 818 01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:09,553 X1:188 X2:530 Y1:435 Y2:515 A j� t� nadupu do kufru a po�lu do Olbie. 819 01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:14,831 X1:104 X2:615 Y1:435 Y2:509 Promi�te, �e se pt�m, vy jste z��dili v Olbii nov� sb�rn� st�edisko? 820 01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:19,875 X1:190 X2:527 Y1:435 Y2:515 - Bude� zticha! - Ne. - Svi��ku jeden. - Hajzle. 821 01:27:26,480 --> 01:27:29,392 X1:156 X2:562 Y1:480 Y2:514 Megaprezidente. Archand�li. 822 01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:31,870 X1:188 X2:531 Y1:474 Y2:514 Posa�te se, drah� pane. 823 01:27:36,560 --> 01:27:38,278 X1:191 X2:527 Y1:479 Y2:514 Psal jste to vy, �e ano? 824 01:27:47,360 --> 01:27:48,509 X1:253 X2:464 Y1:480 Y2:514 V�d�l jsem to. 825 01:27:50,040 --> 01:27:51,314 X1:306 X2:412 Y1:479 Y2:508 Pros�m. 826 01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:55,475 X1:324 X2:395 Y1:480 Y2:508 Pino! 827 01:27:56,880 --> 01:27:59,678 X1:069 X2:651 Y1:435 Y2:514 Ur�it� v�s pot��, �e v t�k�m okam�iku va�eho �ivota, 828 01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:01,677 X1:103 X2:615 Y1:479 Y2:514 budete m�t svou man�elku po boku. 829 01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:05,629 X1:076 X2:641 Y1:479 Y2:514 Jste p�esv�d�en o tom, co jste napsal? 830 01:28:06,080 --> 01:28:11,473 X1:163 X2:554 Y1:435 Y2:515 Ne, j� jsem to nepsal. J� jsem si to jenom myslel. 831 01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:19,549 X1:116 X2:600 Y1:435 Y2:515 Ale, vy nesm�te myslet, Fantozzi. To d�l�te chybu. Poj�te se mnou. 832 01:28:21,120 --> 01:28:25,955 X1:195 X2:523 Y1:430 Y2:515 Poj�te. A sma�te tu my�lenku. 833 01:28:27,240 --> 01:28:29,276 X1:253 X2:464 Y1:480 Y2:514 To nejde. To... 834 01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:38,431 X1:133 X2:586 Y1:430 Y2:515 Bravo, Fantozzi, a te� o sob� napi�te to, co jste napsal o m�. 835 01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:45,116 X1:171 X2:547 Y1:480 Y2:514 Fantozzi je tak trochu v�l. 836 01:28:49,440 --> 01:28:52,238 X1:160 X2:559 Y1:479 Y2:513 Ne, to "tak trochu" sma�te. 837 01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:54,909 X1:319 X2:398 Y1:480 Y2:508 Jist�. 838 01:29:07,080 --> 01:29:13,633 X1:116 X2:601 Y1:435 Y2:509 V�born�, Fantozzi a pamatujte si. Tohle nesm�te smazat. 839 01:29:13,840 --> 01:29:15,990 X1:228 X2:490 Y1:480 Y2:508 Jste velice laskav. 840 01:29:24,360 --> 01:29:28,148 X1:217 X2:501 Y1:436 Y2:509 - Je to hodn� vid�t? - Ani ne. 841 01:29:28,560 --> 01:29:32,599 X1:075 X2:643 Y1:435 Y2:514 - A stejn� lidi v�t�inou koukaj� do zem�. - Jo, m�lokdo zvedne hlavu. 842 01:29:33,640 --> 01:29:35,676 X1:199 X2:517 Y1:436 Y2:515 Povedlo se jim to. V�em jsem pro sm�ch. 843 01:29:36,320 --> 01:29:38,754 X1:097 X2:621 Y1:479 Y2:514 Ale m� jenom tak lehce neodrovnaj�. 844 01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:42,715 X1:115 X2:602 Y1:435 Y2:515 J� m�m, Pino, n�co o �em nev�d�. Jsem nezni�iteln�. 845 01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:45,593 X1:209 X2:508 Y1:435 Y2:515 A v tom je moje s�la. V� pro�? 846 01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:50,157 X1:053 X2:665 Y1:435 Y2:515 Proto�e j� jsem ten nejv�t�� smola� v�ech dob. V�dycky jsem v�echno prohr�l. 847 01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:53,513 X1:213 X2:505 Y1:435 Y2:509 Dv� sv�tov� v�lky. Jednu koloni�ln� ��i. 848 01:29:53,640 --> 01:29:57,189 X1:138 X2:579 Y1:436 Y2:515 Osm, ano doslova osm fotbalov�ch mistrovstv� sv�ta. 849 01:29:57,320 --> 01:30:00,471 X1:125 X2:593 Y1:479 Y2:514 Kupn� s�lu liry, v�ru v lidi u vl�dy. 850 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:12,074 X1:135 X2:584 Y1:436 Y2:515 A taky jsem ztratil hlavu pro takov� stra�idlo jako jsi ty. 851 01:30:15,440 --> 01:30:19,149 X1:211 X2:508 Y1:479 Y2:514 U� jde! U� je tu! V�l! 852 01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:22,671 X1:299 X2:418 Y1:480 Y2:514 Tady je! 853 01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:29,359 X1:207 X2:510 Y1:480 Y2:514 Jen se klidn� sm�jte. 854 01:30:30,400 --> 01:30:34,313 X1:163 X2:555 Y1:436 Y2:515 Ale kdo se sm�je naposled, ten se sm�je nejl�pe! 855 01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:40,240 X1:091 X2:627 Y1:430 Y2:515 ��kejte si, co chcete, mo�n�, �e jsem chud�. Ale v �ivot� jsem m�l �sp�ch. 856 01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:42,276 X1:261 X2:456 Y1:436 Y2:515 - Fantozzi! - Ano, pros�m. 857 01:30:44,440 --> 01:30:47,398 X1:146 X2:573 Y1:475 Y2:514 No tak dob�e. �sp�ch �krt�m. 858 01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:52,078 X1:162 X2:554 Y1:435 Y2:515 Ale �t�st� mi nechte. V�dy� m�m p�ece v�echno. 859 01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:55,672 X1:126 X2:591 Y1:479 Y2:514 Stylov� d�m a v oknech p��tele. 860 01:30:56,760 --> 01:30:59,479 X1:151 X2:568 Y1:479 Y2:514 D�lkov� ovlada� s 99 kan�ly. 861 01:31:00,160 --> 01:31:02,116 X1:246 X2:473 Y1:480 Y2:508 Dceru krasavici. 862 01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:06,030 X1:137 X2:581 Y1:479 Y2:508 P�ekr�snou a v�rnou man�elku. 863 01:31:06,160 --> 01:31:08,628 X1:104 X2:614 Y1:478 Y2:514 Jsem ��astn�j�� ne� v�ichni ostatn�. 864 01:31:08,760 --> 01:31:11,228 X1:235 X2:484 Y1:434 Y2:515 M�m chu� si hr�t. Uhni, Mariangelo. 865 01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:18,199 X1:209 X2:509 Y1:479 Y2:514 Jsem nezni�iteln��! 866 01:31:33,680 --> 01:31:38,356 X1:315 X2:405 Y1:480 Y2:508 Konec 867 01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:50,959 X1:219 X2:500 Y1:436 Y2:509 P�eklad Miroslava Ne�asov� 868 01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:56,959 X1:238 X2:480 Y1:435 Y2:509 Titulkov� �prava Petr �emus101832