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Now, bear in mind, Meadows,
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I'm leaving everything in your care.
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Be sure that the person
who rents my house is reliable.
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A person you can trust.
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BOTH: Yes, sir.
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- Very good. Well, goodbye.
- BOTH: Goodbye, Colonel.
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And don't forget to tell me--
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Thank heaven he's gone.
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South Africa has my sympathy.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(CUCKOO SOUND)
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What's the matter?
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Say, Kelly, did you see a couple
of bozos run this way?
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Sure. A couple just went in there.
What's wrong?
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Trying to make a hotel
out of the city park.
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They even put
a couple of benches together
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so that they could have twin beds.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yes.
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And when I told them to move on,
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the little fella tips his hat
and said, "Yes, ma'am."
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That's what I'm sore about.
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(LAUGHS)
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He's gone.
Come on, let's get out of here.
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Well, here's another nice mess
you've gotten me into.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Come on, let's reconnoitre.
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(GASPS)
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Shh.
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(WHISTLES)
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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MAID: Now, are you sure
you have everything?
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BUTLER: Oh, certainly,
I've got everything.
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Would you get a move on
before we miss that boat?
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MAID: Oh, all right.
BUTLER: Oh, come on, hurry up.
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- Get a move on. Get a move on.
- MAID: All right, coming.
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But, listen, do you really think
it's safe for us to go away like this
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and leave this place until Monday?
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Oh, sure. The colonel won't be back
for at least six months.
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And what's the difference if we
rent the house today or next week?
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- It's the same.
- MAID: All right. Go on, go on.
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You're always ready to start
an argument. Come on, hurry up.
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Oh, and you're always blaming me.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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(GASPS)
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Get out here. Come on.
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Let's go out the side window.
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Close the drapes.
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(GROANING)
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(RATTLING LOUDLY)
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(BOTH WHIMPERING)
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- Well, this must be the place.
- It's perfectly ripping.
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- It reminds me of old England-mere.
- It's just the thing.
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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Is it the cops?
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Who is this Colonel Buckshot?
What's he like?
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MAN: I haven't the slightest idea.
I never met the old dear.
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WOMAN: Oh, I do hope
he rents us the place.
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(WHISPERING) It's somebody
to rent the place.
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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- What'll we do?
- "Do"?
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Just use your brains.
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You put on the butler's clothes
and tell them the colonel is not home.
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It's simple.
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- Yes, but if they don't...
- Come on!
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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Wait. Wait, Ambrose.
I think I hear someone coming.
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Is this the home of
Colonel Wilburforce Buckshot?
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Yes, sir.
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Well, uh, I understand
this place is for rent.
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Is it? I mean, it is, yes.
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(LAUGHING)
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Of course it is.
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(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
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I am Lord Leopold Plumtree. My card.
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Hey.
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The colonel isn't home. You'll have--
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- You wish to see the colonel?
- (CHUCKLES) Why, I'd love to.
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Colonel Buckshot!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Oh, Ollie, uh, Colonel Buckshot!
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Wait there.
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Colonel Buckshot!
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(WHISTLES)
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What it is, Hives?
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Lord Appletree.
He wants to rent a room.
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No, no, my dear fellow.
Plumtree. Plumtree.
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Lord Leopold Plumtree.
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And I want to rent the entire house.
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Show then to the solarium.
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I'll be right down.
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This way, sir.
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(SIGHS)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Good morning.
Many, many, many good mornings.
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Have I the pleasure of addressing
Colonel Wilburforce Buckshot?
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None other.
Colonel Buckshot at your service.
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I'm Lord Leopold Plumtree.
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- Delighted.
- My wife.
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Charmed.
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(LEOPOLD LAUGHING)
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My wife and I have
just returned from our honeymoon.
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(LEOPOLD GIGGLES)
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The hotel being full,
my dear little wife suggested
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that we rent a furnished home.
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- You understand.
- HARDY: Yes, yes, yes.
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So we should like
to take possession immediately.
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Nothing would give me
greater pleasure.
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Oh, besides the butler,
you have maid service?
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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I'd like to see the maid, please.
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Just a moment.
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Oh, Hives, will you call Agnes?
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- Who?
- Call Agnes.
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Oh, Agnes!
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Pardon me just a moment.
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Shh.
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What'd you wanna tell them
the colonel was home for?
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I couldn't help it.
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You got me into this mess
and need to get me out of it!
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- What do you mean?
- Go put the maid's clothes on
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- and we'll get rid of them!
- I'm not going to put--
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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What a lovely piano.
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- It is beautiful, isn't it?
- Do you play, Colonel?
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Well, uh, yes and no.
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Oh, do wrangle us a selection.
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Well, I'll try.
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(FINGERS SNAPPING)
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(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, I say! I say!
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I beg your pardon, Lord Figtree.
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Plumtree. Plumtree.
Lord Leopold Plumtree.
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My card.
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Oh! A thousand pardons. My mistake.
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(LAUREL WHISTLES)
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Pardon me. It must be the postman.
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What do I do with these?
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Put them on. You wear them.
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Oh, do you play
anything else, Colonel?
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Oh, yes.
I'm very efficient at croquet,
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Parcheesi and billiards.
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Oh!
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- You have a billiard room?
- Oh, sure, sure.
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I should love to see it.
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Quite certainly.
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If you just follow me.
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- Pardon me, my dear.
- All right, darling.
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- Agnes will be right down.
- Thanks, Colonel.
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Come.
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The billiard room... (CHUCKLES)
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Um, right upstairs.
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Now, right this way.
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There's a beautiful, old masterpiece.
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(CHUCKLES)
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What is the title
of that piece of art?
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- Physic at the Well.
- Oh, I see.
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- The billiard room.
- Oh, yes, the billiard room.
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Uh, that chair is an old heirloom.
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There's a picture I must show you.
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Uh, that's a gondola going
through the Panama Canal.
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In Venice.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(HUMMING)
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Now to the billiard room.
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- The billiard room.
- Yes.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Agnes, meet your new master,
Lord Flagpole Crabtree.
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Plumtree. Plumtree.
Lord Leopold Plumtree.
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- My card.
- That's right.
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Pardon me,
are you of any relation to the butler?
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Oh, yes, yes, they're twins.
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You see, one was born in Detroit,
the other in Mee-a-mee.
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I don't quite understand.
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Oh, that's all right. Neither do they.
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- Agnes, you may go.
- Yes, sir.
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Oh, Agnes, when you see my wife,
give her my regards.
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Yes, sir.
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(CRASHING)
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Let's go to the billiard room.
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(CLANGING)
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LADY PLUMTREE: Oh, Agnes.
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So you're Agnes?
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Yes, ma'am.
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(CLOTH TEARS)
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My, what a striking resemblance
between you and the butler.
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Yes, ma'am. You see, I'm twins.
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How remarkable.
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(LAUGHS)
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I'd like to find out
a few details regarding the house.
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- Yes, ma'am.
- Tell me, Agnes,
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- how long have you been here?
- About a half an hour.
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Uh, oh... (GIGGLES)
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How silly of me.
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I'm so nervous. I mean, a half a year.
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To be exact, three months.
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How many bedrooms are there?
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- I haven't looked yet. You see...
- You haven't looked yet?
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Oh, I'm still nervous.
Isn't that silly of me?
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Bedrooms. Now, let me see.
Of course, there must be bedrooms.
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Fancy a house without bedrooms.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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That's silly. Let me see now.
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There's mine and the master's,
and master's and mine.
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That's four.
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Uh, not forgetting
the couch in the hall.
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- Then there's...
- (LAUGHS) No, no, no, no.
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There's the master's and yours.
That's two.
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Oh, yes, how silly.
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Uh, two. Oh, and then
there's the nursery.
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- The nursery?
- Yes, ma'am.
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Why? I didn't understand
the Colonel was married.
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Oh... Oh!
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No, of course.
He has that in case of accidents.
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Accidents?
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Oh, no, no. You misunderstood me,
didn't you? (LAUGHS)
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Isn't that silly?
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He has that in case of accidents
to any of the help around the house.
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A sort of a kind of a hospital.
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- Oh, how noble of him.
- Isn't it?
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Oh, right.
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Tell me, Agnes, how many maids
does the colonel keep?
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Oh, he never tells me
his private affairs.
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Private affairs?
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Why? Servants aren't private affairs.
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Oh, some of them are.
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You see,
I'm the only one left at present.
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The others left last week.
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They had housemaid's knees.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Agnes, wouldn't you like
to stay on with us?
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Huh?
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Oh, now don't disappoint me.
Say that you will.
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You'll be such a comfort to me.
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My husband will be away
most of the time.
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Oh, say that you will.
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Oh, go on.
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(LAUGHS)
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Ah. At last I have found it,
Lord Appletree.
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Plumtree, my dear fellow. Plumtree.
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My card.
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Plumtree, Plumtree, Plumtree.
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I'm awfully sorry.
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Now, what did I do
with that billiard room?
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(LEOPOLD GIGGLES)
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That's quite all right, old fellow.
I never play anyway.
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Leopold Ambrose. Leopold!
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- Are you quite satisfied, darling?
- Oh, perfectly, my dear.
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And what good news I have for you.
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With the Colonel's permission,
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Agnes has considered
to stay on with us.
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Why, nothing would please me better.
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She's been in my service
since boyhood.
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I mean girlhood.
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(NOISY GIGGLING)
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Now, dear, would you return
to the depot and attend to our trunks
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while I go over the final details
with dear old Buckie?
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Quite right, Plumie.
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- Come, Agnes, see me off.
- Yes, ma'am.
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You're such a dear.
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(GIGGLES)
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Oh, Agnes, call me a cab.
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- Huh?
- Call me a cab.
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You're a cab.
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On the telephone!
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(LEOPOLD GIGGLES)
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Are you quite sure
we can take immediate possession?
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Oh, absolutely.
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I'm leaving in a few minutes.
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- It won't be long now.
- Wonderful.
273
00:19:30,601 --> 00:19:32,401
What's the rental fee?
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Uhh...
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- Will $20 a month be too much?
- Twenty dollars a month?
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Yes.
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Why, that's practically
giving it away, Colonel.
278
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Well, I picked it up
for practically nothing myself.
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What a beautiful car. Is it for sale?
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HARDY: It could be purchased.
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00:19:57,641 --> 00:19:59,921
Oh, by the way, Colonel,
have you any horses?
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I'm sorry.
I've just shipped all of my horses
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to my plantation in Kentucky.
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00:20:05,081 --> 00:20:08,161
Kentucky? What part of Kentucky
do you come from, Colonel?
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Omaha. Dear old Omaha.
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00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:15,481
I thought Omaha was in Wisconsin.
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00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,521
About Agnes' salary.
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00:20:17,721 --> 00:20:21,361
Oh, don't worry about that.
That isn't due until next month.
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Agnes, call Hives.
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00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:26,881
- Huh?
- Call Hives.
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00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:29,361
Oh, Hives!
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Pardon me just a moment.
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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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Hives will be right down.
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00:20:42,801 --> 00:20:44,881
- Cigarette, Colonel?
- Thank you.
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00:20:44,961 --> 00:20:46,561
Uh, won't you have one?
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00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:48,041
Hmm.
298
00:20:51,441 --> 00:20:54,601
Now, my dear Plumtree.
I think that covers everything.
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00:20:54,681 --> 00:20:55,841
Yes, I think so, Colonel.
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00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,241
I shall add it up
and give you a cheque for same.
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00:20:58,321 --> 00:21:00,681
- Very good, very good.
- Two, three, four,
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dot, carry the one, two...
303
00:21:04,361 --> 00:21:06,161
Ah, there you are Hives.
304
00:21:06,921 --> 00:21:10,721
- Hives, what is your salary?
- Oh, pardon me just a moment.
305
00:21:15,201 --> 00:21:18,041
Oh, by the way, Hives,
what is your day off?
306
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,081
- Tuesday.
- Tuesday?
307
00:21:21,361 --> 00:21:23,001
Why, today is Tuesday.
308
00:21:23,441 --> 00:21:26,881
However, I shan't alter conditions.
You may have your day off.
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00:21:26,961 --> 00:21:30,321
Oh, and by the way, on your way out,
tell Agnes I want to see her.
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00:21:31,841 --> 00:21:34,401
Tell Agnes he wants to see her.
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00:21:38,161 --> 00:21:41,401
Colonel, you're a very easy man
to do business with.
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00:21:41,481 --> 00:21:43,161
(CHUCKLES) So they've told me.
313
00:21:43,241 --> 00:21:45,481
You see, the last the deal we had...
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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00:21:50,121 --> 00:21:53,681
Just a minute.
I forgot to pack my bow and arrow.
315
00:21:56,161 --> 00:21:58,201
(DOORBELL RINGING)
316
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:01,601
Oh, Agnes.
317
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,401
Uh, that's my cab.
318
00:22:09,481 --> 00:22:11,841
Get my hat and coat
and go to the door.
319
00:22:12,161 --> 00:22:13,961
Who do you think I am?
320
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,041
(BOTH LAUGHING)
321
00:22:15,161 --> 00:22:16,641
Well, goodbye, Plumie.
322
00:22:16,841 --> 00:22:18,681
- Pleasant journey, Colonel.
- Thank you.
323
00:22:20,561 --> 00:22:21,561
Thank you.
324
00:22:24,721 --> 00:22:26,041
What's this?
325
00:22:26,401 --> 00:22:29,201
- You wish to see Colonel Buckshot?
- What?
326
00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:37,161
Why, nothing would suit me better.
327
00:22:37,681 --> 00:22:38,881
Colonel Buckshot!
328
00:22:41,241 --> 00:22:43,241
- Uh, pardon me.
- Just a moment, Colonel.
329
00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:45,041
- Your cheque.
- Ooh, that's all right.
330
00:22:45,121 --> 00:22:46,961
Just mail it to me to South Africa.
331
00:22:50,201 --> 00:22:51,441
Uh...
332
00:22:52,801 --> 00:22:54,321
Did you wish to see me?
333
00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:59,681
- So, you're Colonel Buckshot?
- At your service.
334
00:23:00,041 --> 00:23:02,921
- The last of the Kentucky Buckshots.
- Oh.
335
00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:06,441
Then who do you think I am?
336
00:23:07,361 --> 00:23:09,121
Don't tell me. Let me guess.
337
00:23:09,361 --> 00:23:10,801
Now, just a moment. I'll get it.
338
00:23:10,881 --> 00:23:13,001
Now, where have I seen
that face before?
339
00:23:13,201 --> 00:23:15,081
Now, let's see. Let's see.
340
00:23:15,961 --> 00:23:19,001
Oh, you... No, no, no,
that's isn't it.
341
00:23:19,121 --> 00:23:21,161
It's... No, it isn't either.
342
00:23:21,241 --> 00:23:23,361
- Now wait just a minute. I'll get it.
- (WHISPERS) Hey.
343
00:23:23,441 --> 00:23:24,841
That's all right, I'll get it.
344
00:23:24,921 --> 00:23:26,001
You just wait a second now.
345
00:23:27,161 --> 00:23:28,721
Don't tell me, Agnes. I'll get it.
346
00:23:29,121 --> 00:23:31,361
I'll get it right out of here.
Just a moment. Now...
347
00:23:41,241 --> 00:23:43,281
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
348
00:23:43,801 --> 00:23:45,481
- I know who you are.
- Mmm-hmm.
349
00:23:45,561 --> 00:23:47,441
You're Colonel Buckshot.
350
00:23:47,561 --> 00:23:48,921
(LAUGHING)
351
00:23:49,241 --> 00:23:50,561
Right you are.
352
00:23:52,001 --> 00:23:54,041
(GROANS)
353
00:24:01,321 --> 00:24:04,441
Police, help! Officers!
Police! Burglars!
354
00:24:04,521 --> 00:24:06,281
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
355
00:24:07,761 --> 00:24:08,801
(CHUCKLES)
356
00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:10,281
Pardon me. Come, Agnes.
357
00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:11,361
Yes, sir.
358
00:24:16,801 --> 00:24:19,761
- Who are you?
- Do you wish to see Colonel Buckshot?
359
00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:21,241
He's in there.
360
00:24:21,401 --> 00:24:22,761
And who do you think I am?
361
00:24:22,841 --> 00:24:25,601
I haven't the slightest idea.
Get out of my house.
362
00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:31,041
- Oh, God save the King!
- (GUNSHOT)
363
00:24:31,441 --> 00:24:34,321
- Help! Help! Help!
- What's going on? Come on, boys.
364
00:24:34,401 --> 00:24:35,401
What's wrong?
365
00:24:35,481 --> 00:24:36,601
The burglars are in there!
366
00:24:36,681 --> 00:24:38,201
- Burglars?
- That's right.
367
00:24:41,921 --> 00:24:43,601
(MIMICS DONKEY BRAYING)
368
00:24:44,921 --> 00:24:45,921
(WHINNIES)
369
00:24:48,641 --> 00:24:50,601
(BRAYING)
370
00:25:01,201 --> 00:25:02,321
Give him room!
371
00:25:05,161 --> 00:25:06,521
Ow! Ow!
372
00:25:08,881 --> 00:25:10,361
(GUNSHOTS)
373
00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:32,721
- (GUNSHOTS)
- Halt!
374
00:25:37,441 --> 00:25:39,001
- (GUNSHOT)
- (SCREAMING)
375
00:25:39,881 --> 00:25:40,881
Stop them!
376
00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:43,241
Stop!
377
00:25:48,281 --> 00:25:49,641
(GUNSHOTS)
378
00:25:55,561 --> 00:25:57,001
(BELL RINGING)
379
00:26:09,641 --> 00:26:10,641
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