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Sometimes life can be such a grind.
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Know what I mean?
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That's why I like to get out
every now and then...
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and swing a little.
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So much for his family tree.
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Tonight's tale concerns a young woman...
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who's about to do a little swinging
of her own.
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She wants to prove
that a good man is hard to find...
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but easy to get rid of.
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I think you'll like this
little chopping spree...
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I call, ""Split Second.""
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Hey.
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I'd been stranded for a couple ofmonths
up in the North Woods...
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when I took a job waiting tables
at the Cummings Saloon.
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How much, four up?
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I was trying to sa ve up
for a bus ticket out.
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The money was terrible.
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And most of the tips I got
weren 't the kind you could stick in a bank.
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Four rounds in 20 minutes.
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What is this, a slow night, guys?
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Can't you hold your drink anymore?
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Liz, you ever thought
about doing stand-up?
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Thought that's what I was doing.
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Watch this.
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-Take a break, Ray.
-Hey.
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-Hey.
-How about going in my truck?
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I got sheepskins.
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I thought you liked them better
when they were still alive, Banjo.
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You saying you don't wanna?
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I'm saying,
just 'cause we got friendly once...
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don't mean I care to make a habit of it.
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Who you kidding, Liz?
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If I got you drunk enough...
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I'd have you out in my truck again
in no time.
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That's real sweet of you, Banjo.
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Let's save the Hallmark moment
for another time.
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Hey, hey, hey, let's go for a ride.
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You got 10 minutes
before you gotta be back.
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More than enough time
to reapply your lipstick, baby.
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You--
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The lady's not interested.
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You got that?
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Fuck off, Dixon.
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Drop the knife. Drop it!
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This is how you wanna die, shitheel?
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I wasn't exactly looking
for a knight in shining armor...
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but I did like being fought over.
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Those days, I was getting offended
a lot more than I was getting defended.
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Apologize to the lady.
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I'm sorry, ma'am.
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Good boy.
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Now get the fuck out of here.
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He didn't hurt you, did he, ma'am?
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No.
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That was nice of you.
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Thanks.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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After a couple of drinks
and a slow dance...
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he wanted me to be his wife.
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Said he had money
and that he'd take care ofme.
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I was glad he didn 't use the "L "" word.
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It's no coincidence...
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it's the same letter
that starts the word ""lie. ""
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I figured, what the hell....
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And said yes.
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Steve had money, all right.
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And a big house up on the mountain
right in the middle of his lumber camp.
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He made love like a mountain man,
which I kind of liked.
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And in the morning when he got up
to go to work...
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I thought to myself,
""l just might be happy here. ""
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...says you. Says you.
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And I'll tell you something.
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What's that?
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My granddaddy used to do this work.
He was a....
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What the hell are we gonna do
about the annual tournament this year?
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Now that Wolf's gone, we got nobody
to put on the wood-chopping contest.
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-Snaz, you won't believe it.
-Artie, I'm talking here.
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Someone just said
that Dixon got married last night...
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to one of the waitresses
down at Cummings' place.
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Get out of here.
Dixon ain't the marrying kind.
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I know, but that's what they're saying.
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Said he went off
and got hitched to Liz Kelly.
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Her?
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-Yeah.
-No!
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I didn't know Dixon was into
sloppy seconds.
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Morning, guys.
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Hey, Mr. Dixon!
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I just wanted to let you all know...
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that as of next week we'll be moving over
to the north side of the mountain.
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North side?
There's hardly anything over there.
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I know it, Snaz,
but there ain't nothing I can do.
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Those goddamn environmentalists...
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are trying to protect some fucking moth
or something.
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Either I lay you guys off,
or we move over there.
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We appreciate that, Mr. Dixon...
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but it still don't hardly seem fair.
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That the only news you got for us, Mr. D?
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There's a rumor going around camp
you went off and got yourself married.
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Christ! Word travels fast, don't it?
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Holy shit! Are you saying it's true?
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What can I tell you?
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All right.
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Does that mean we're throwing out
the rule about no women?
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I mean I could use some around here
to keep me warm...
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besides these pricks.
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The rule stands, guys.
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No women around here except my wife.
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Women can be trouble in a place like this.
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Hell, women are trouble, period.
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Steve, honey.
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Oh, there you are.
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Your breakfast is ready.
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-What the hell are you wearing?
-What?
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What the fuck are you all staring at?
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I don't want you in here ever,
you hear me?
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You don't know what these guys are like.
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Oh, for Christ's sake, Steve!
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Look, I told you to do something,
now do it.
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I don't want these sons of bitches
staring at you.
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Sure, Steve, whatever you say.
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I don't want you shit-heads staring at her,
you understand me?
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You'd better act like fucking gentlemen
when the lady's around.
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Some lady.
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She used to sell her mouth for a nickel.
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Something on your mind?
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I didn't say nothing.
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That's good.
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I thought I heard somebody saying
my wife sucked cock.
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Wind plays tricks on you.
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Think you hear shit.
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-What the fuck....
-The fucker's insane.
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Hey, hey, hey! Come on.
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This what you said my wife did?
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Mr. Dixon, he can't breathe.
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Let him go. He was just kidding.
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Nobody kids about my wife.
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You assholes understand?
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Everybody, get to work!
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What is it about men?
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When they want you the first time...
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they don't care what anybody thinks
ofyou.
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But as soon as they think of you
as theirs...
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they want you to be
as pure as the fucking Madonna.
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What in the hell was the meaning of that?
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I don't want them staring at you.
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You're my wife, God damn it.
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What are you afraid of? That one of them
might fuck better than you can?
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It wasn't the first time a man
had screwed me because he was jealous.
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But it was the first time I'd hated it.
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And I felt the boredom coming back.
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I can tell you from experience...
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there's nothing in the world
worse than boredom.
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Absolutely nothing.
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For a while after that, the men were afraid
to even acknowledge me...
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though a lot of them had done...
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a lot more than acknowledge me
in the past.
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The whole marriage thing had worn thin
in record time.
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Sorry to bother you so early, ma'am.
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My name's Ted Morgan.
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I've come looking for a job.
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What do I look like,
a fucking employment agency?
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Well, no, ma'am.
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What I meant was,
this here's a logging camp, isn't it?
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Who the hell is that?
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Don't know.
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Yeah? What do you want?
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Well, sir, I was just telling your wife,
I come looking for a job.
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Maybe things are picking up around here.
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Looks like a cure for boredom
just showed up at my doorstep.
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Yeah, it's a beautiful country.
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So, where you been?
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Well, after I left Denver, I hiked up through
the Rockies to the Canadian border.
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Yeah? Where you going from here?
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I don't know. Maybe over to Vancouver,
down to California.
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But I'm a little broke at the moment.
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I can always use an extra hand
around here.
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Let's see what you can do.
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I'm afraid I don't care for those, sir.
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How else you plan to cut
these things down, son?
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Guess I'm a little bit old fashioned.
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Well, if that's what you want to do.
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Say the word.
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Go.
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Yeah! Attaboy!
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Speed machine.
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Call me un-American...
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but watching Ted chop that tree in half...
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well, it just made me forget
all my troubles.
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And at that point, I would have done
anything for a little excitement...
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of one kind or another.
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What do you think, Mr. Dixon?
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Decent.
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Decent? What, are you kidding?
Kid's a goddamn beaver.
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Fastest chopping I've seen in a long time.
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Yeah. I think we found ourselves a ringer
for the wood-chopping contest.
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Nobody's going to give that kid
a shot in hell.
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Ain't that right, Mr. Dixon?
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Who told you assholes to stop working?
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Get back to your trees now!
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This ain't no fucking break.
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Mr. Dixon, I don't get it.
What's your problem?
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I'm warning you, Snaz. Get back to work...
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or I'll fire your fucking ass.
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You want the job, you got it.
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Let's get one thing clear.
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That tourney bullshit is on your time,
not mine.
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On my clock, you hack pay-wood.
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Any problems?
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No problem, sir.
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Mrs. Dixon?
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Hello?
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Mrs. Dixon?
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Yes. Who is it?
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It's Ted, ma'am.
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You said you wanted a box moved.
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What? I can't hear you.
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I'm up here, Ted.
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Mrs. Dixon?
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You in here?
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Mrs. Dixon?
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I'm in here, Ted.
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Mrs. Dixon.
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Oh, God, I'm sorry.
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I can't reach the towel, Ted. Please?
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Here you go.
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Thanks.
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Would you dry my back for me?
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I don't think I should be in here,
Mrs. Dixon.
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Liz.
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I'm not gonna hurt you, Ted.
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I just want you to dry my back.
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Maybe you would like
to get the front first?
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Okay, you win.
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Back first.
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Listen, I'll come back later.
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I shouldn't be here.
Mr. Dixon wouldn't approve.
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Don't mind him.
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I don't.
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He's my boss, ma'am.
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No.
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I'm your boss.
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I can even give you a raise.
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Shit!
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I don't know what to do.
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I know I shouldn't, but....
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You guys wouldn't believe how hot she is.
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She's so beautiful.
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I'm telling you for your own good, man.
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Stay away from her.
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Don't listen to Artie. He's a fucking wimp.
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I say, pussy wants a friend...
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you pet it.
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Maybe I ought to just take my wages
and move on.
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Shit! Don't let that pocket-climax
drive you away from here.
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She ain't worth it.
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00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:40,840
Besides, man, we need you
if we gonna win that tournament.
257
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:44,011
Come on. What do you say?
258
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,275
What the hell, right?
259
00:17:48,786 --> 00:17:50,151
I love this kid.
260
00:17:51,121 --> 00:17:54,420
Here's to Teddy boy, our ace in the hole.
261
00:17:57,961 --> 00:18:02,455
I want to know which one of you
has been fucking my wife.
262
00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:09,130
Ain't nobody been fucking your wife,
Mr. Dixon.
263
00:18:09,206 --> 00:18:10,537
Bullshit!
264
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:15,405
I found one of your work gloves...
265
00:18:15,479 --> 00:18:18,346
in my goddamn bedroom.
266
00:18:19,716 --> 00:18:21,650
Sure it ain't one of yours?
267
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,085
Was it you?
268
00:18:26,223 --> 00:18:28,987
You seem to know an awful lot about her.
269
00:18:29,059 --> 00:18:32,756
It wasn't Artie that made that crack
about your wife the other day, Mr. Dixon.
270
00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:33,888
It was me.
271
00:18:33,964 --> 00:18:36,091
You son of a bitch!
272
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:37,724
It ain't my glove, Mr. Dixon.
273
00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:40,634
It ain't Artie's, it ain't Ted's,
it ain't anybody's!
274
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:43,332
For Christ's sake, take a look at yourself.
275
00:18:44,007 --> 00:18:46,475
You were a hell of a guy
before you got married.
276
00:18:47,678 --> 00:18:49,669
That woman's driving you crazy.
277
00:18:51,982 --> 00:18:54,177
Let's get the fuck out of here.
278
00:18:59,623 --> 00:19:02,456
-You think the Lone Wolf is still open?
-One way to find out.
279
00:19:02,526 --> 00:19:04,153
I don't think I'm going to go
with you guys.
280
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:05,820
Why? What's the matter?
281
00:19:06,263 --> 00:19:09,664
I gotta get out of here
before someone gets hurt.
282
00:19:24,348 --> 00:19:25,747
Going somewhere?
283
00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:29,985
He was so easy. Men always are.
284
00:19:30,721 --> 00:19:34,157
Even the ones who always want
to be on top just love being seduced.
285
00:19:34,224 --> 00:19:36,749
Is it something I said or did?
286
00:19:40,697 --> 00:19:43,427
You know, Ted,
when my husband found that glove...
287
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,491
I just didn't know what to tell him.
288
00:19:46,036 --> 00:19:48,334
I swore to God I didn't know anything...
289
00:19:49,206 --> 00:19:50,969
but he just wouldn't believe me.
290
00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:52,269
Mrs. Dixon, please.
291
00:19:52,342 --> 00:19:54,401
Come on, Ted, I'm not asking for much.
292
00:19:55,045 --> 00:19:58,412
If I have to, I'll tell him whose glove it is.
Is that what you want?
293
00:20:00,651 --> 00:20:02,209
I can't do this.
294
00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:04,015
Sure you can. It's easy.
295
00:20:04,087 --> 00:20:06,555
All you gotta do is close your eyes
and lay back.
296
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,420
I'll do all the hard work.
297
00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:12,820
-It's not right.
-Fuck what's right.
298
00:20:21,538 --> 00:20:23,233
I want you so bad, Lizzie.
299
00:20:26,677 --> 00:20:28,167
You want me, don't you?
300
00:20:28,245 --> 00:20:29,371
Oh, God!
301
00:20:34,918 --> 00:20:35,907
Yeah.
302
00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:39,853
Was this what you wanted?
Was this what you wanted?
303
00:20:52,469 --> 00:20:53,993
I can't believe this.
304
00:20:55,639 --> 00:20:56,765
You're unbelievable.
305
00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:03,938
You want it. You want it so bad don't you?
306
00:21:08,785 --> 00:21:10,616
You son of a bitch!
307
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:12,980
He forced me. He made me.
308
00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:15,848
She's lying, Mr. Dixon.
She came here and seduced me.
309
00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:07,236
Kill him!
310
00:22:12,616 --> 00:22:14,345
It was the last thing I wanted...
311
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:16,677
specially since the doc said
it was permanent.
312
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:20,120
But what are you gonna do? Cry about it?
313
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,956
Maybe it's better to be blind, anyway.
314
00:22:23,026 --> 00:22:24,994
The world's an ugly place.
315
00:22:25,395 --> 00:22:26,862
Hey, kid.
316
00:22:27,164 --> 00:22:29,564
It's me, Snaz.
317
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:36,500
You're gonna be okay, you understand?
318
00:22:37,541 --> 00:22:40,066
We're not going to let this get you down.
319
00:22:40,143 --> 00:22:41,940
No, sirree, we are not.
320
00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:45,209
-What are you doing?
-Sit up. You're coming with me.
321
00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:48,551
Come on. Watch yourself.
322
00:22:49,052 --> 00:22:51,111
You're gonna help us win that tournament.
323
00:22:51,188 --> 00:22:54,123
How the fuck am I going to do that, Snaz?
I'm blind.
324
00:22:54,524 --> 00:22:56,492
Yeah, but you're a natural.
325
00:22:56,593 --> 00:22:59,687
We're just going to teach you
a few new job skills, that's all.
326
00:23:04,434 --> 00:23:06,197
You know I don't like these things.
327
00:23:06,736 --> 00:23:08,704
You're gonna learn to love it, buddy.
328
00:23:09,072 --> 00:23:12,007
Besides, wait till they get a load of you...
329
00:23:12,909 --> 00:23:14,706
Iittle Stevie Lumber.
330
00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:17,872
Come on with us, yeah. We got you.
331
00:23:21,618 --> 00:23:24,109
Watching the men work with Ted
bothered me.
332
00:23:24,554 --> 00:23:27,682
Why were they so determined
to have him in their silly tournament?
333
00:23:28,692 --> 00:23:31,183
Didn 't they all have anything better to do?
334
00:23:32,095 --> 00:23:33,426
You can do it.
335
00:23:42,205 --> 00:23:44,435
Do it, Ted. Amputate.
336
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:46,476
Make it pay for its mistake.
337
00:23:46,543 --> 00:23:48,511
Do it, Ted. Amputate.
338
00:23:48,578 --> 00:23:50,443
Make it pay for its mistake.
339
00:23:56,953 --> 00:23:59,114
Yeah, all right. That's good.
All right, all right.
340
00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:00,315
Do it, Ted-o.
341
00:24:00,390 --> 00:24:01,584
Go crazy, man.
342
00:24:07,998 --> 00:24:09,590
Yeah, what is it?
343
00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:12,064
Mr. Dixon.
344
00:24:12,502 --> 00:24:14,868
Ted's learned a new trick
he'd like to show you.
345
00:24:14,938 --> 00:24:16,735
I don't give a shit.
346
00:24:18,742 --> 00:24:21,074
We'd like you to join us, Mr. D.
347
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,838
Hey, Teddy boy.
348
00:24:25,148 --> 00:24:27,139
Hey, this ain't so bad after all.
349
00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:29,014
I told you he was gonna love it.
350
00:24:29,085 --> 00:24:31,053
Now we got some bigger logs for you
to work on.
351
00:24:31,121 --> 00:24:32,554
Yeah? Bring them on!
352
00:24:46,937 --> 00:24:48,871
See how you do with these.
353
00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:54,009
-Do it, Ted-o!
-Go crazy, man!
354
00:25:12,529 --> 00:25:14,429
I love this fucking kid!
355
00:25:19,469 --> 00:25:21,664
Get him, Ted-o, yeah!
356
00:25:22,572 --> 00:25:25,541
You got the other one next, buddy,
you got the other one next.
357
00:25:43,693 --> 00:25:45,820
Hey, guys, I'm getting pretty good at this.
358
00:25:45,895 --> 00:25:47,362
You got any more?
359
00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:03,169
Great work, kid.
You ready for the next one?
360
00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:07,913
Snaz and Artie, and the boys had found
what I'd spent years looking for.
361
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:12,316
The cure for a terminal case ofboredom.
362
00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:14,354
All right!
363
00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,759
I feel great.
364
00:26:22,465 --> 00:26:24,194
I love you, guys.
365
00:26:34,778 --> 00:26:37,645
Now, that's what I call sushi roll.
366
00:26:37,814 --> 00:26:39,406
I guess Liz was right.
367
00:26:39,516 --> 00:26:41,916
A good man is hard to find...
368
00:26:41,985 --> 00:26:45,352
especially after he's been cut
into so many pieces.
369
00:26:49,459 --> 00:26:50,892
Well, kiddies...
370
00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:54,485
I've got a little chopping to do of my own.
371
00:26:54,564 --> 00:26:56,794
It's my producer's birthday.
372
00:26:56,933 --> 00:26:59,299
He's always wanted final cut...
373
00:26:59,569 --> 00:27:01,935
and that's exactly what he's getting.
374
00:27:38,875 --> 00:27:39,864
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