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Dying for a date?
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Aching for a little prick of...
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passion?
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Well, be careful what you wish for...
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or like the young man
in tonight's terror tale...
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you may just get it!
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I call this nauseating number...
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Loved to Death.
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Hey, Bert! You miss me?
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Woof.
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Hi, honey. I'm home.
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-For me?
-Yhat's the word around town.
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Well, find something to put them in, silly.
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-What's cooking?
-Edward, it's a surprise.
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I've got one, too. Honey, I got that raise!
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Darling, that's wonderful.
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Now we can finally afford
that beautiful RV.
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Here's to us, sweetheart.
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Christ, Edward!
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I need you now!
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I've been aching for you all day.
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Now, Louise....
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For once in your life,
just enjoy being needed.
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Oh, my God, it's practically talking to me.
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No, not again.
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Jimmy, why do I keep doing this
to myself?
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Mr. Stronham?
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It's Edward Foster from 501.
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Yeah, what do you want?
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-My kitchen faucet has a--
-Yes, I know all about it.
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Well, do you think maybe you could--
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No one's ever seen him.
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I've been here for five years,
and I've never seen him.
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But, God forbid, you should be
a minute late with the rent...
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they shoot you out of here
like a scud missile.
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Oh, honey.
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Boxer shorts in this town
will get you exactly nowhere.
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Please, tell Mrs. Parker you're not
one of those stupid actor types.
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I'm a screenwriter.
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My third husband was a screenwriter.
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Are you working for a big studio?
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No, I'm writing my first screenplay now.
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See, I quit my job
in my uncle's hat shop.... Blocking.
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-Blocking?
-Blocking, you know.... It doesn't matter.
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Anyway, I'm here now,
I got about $5,000 saved, which--
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Well, you're probably making
one of those gratuitous movies...
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with all the language and the nudity.
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No, no, I'm writing a decent,
wholesome movie.
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Yhe kind of picture you want to take
the kids to see, or your grandmother.
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Yhat's too bad.
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Walter, listen to me!
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Walter, I just can't be involved
with anyone right now.
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No, Walter, it's not you, it's me.
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I'm just not ready.
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Listen, if you could just get me in.
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Come on, just to meet.
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Walter, he's a major filmmaker. Come on!
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Walter, all I want is a chance.
Just a chance.
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Walter, you do it for me,
or you're dead meat with me forever!
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Hey, kid.
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I fixed your faucet.
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Already? I've only been gone--
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Rent's due tomorrow, kid.
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Mr. Stronham, there is a beautiful girl
who lives in this building.
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-Miranda Singer, 509.
-Miranda.
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Happy hunting, kid.
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Hi, you the messenger?
Come on in, I'll sign.
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No. I'm Edward Foster. I live down....
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Alex, every girl in town
is reading for this part.
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And they're not reading cold,
they've got pages.
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Alex, I am this girl, I know I am.
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Alex, I will scream
if you mention Bimbo Beach 2!
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I need those pages! You got it?
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-What are you doing?
-French Lick, lndiana.
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-Who the hell are you, anyway?
-Larry Bird's hometown.
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Get out of here!
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Out, out, out!
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Because I'm from lndiana, too, you see.
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Hello.
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Whatever your name is, I'm sorry.
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Sometimes I let things get to me,
you know. Yhis town....
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-Miranda Singer.
-Edward Foster.
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I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been going
through your mail like that.
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Hello? Alex!
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Hey, why don't you come over later
for a drink?
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Okay.
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Great. Yeah, I can do that.
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-Oh, hi!
-Hi.
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Pretty flowers.
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Got yourself a midnight rendezvous?
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See you soon, kid. See you real soon.
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Hey, Edward lndiana.
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I must be the most insensitive person
in the world.
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Weren't we supposed to have drinks
the other night?
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Aren't you going somewhere?
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No.
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I'm working on this script
you'd be perfect for.
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-Yhat's nice.
-I even.... Yhank you.
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I even changed the girl's name
to Miranda after we met.
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-From Louise to Miranda, after you.
-Yhat's sweet.
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I think it can make us both really famous.
I got a feeling about this.
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I mean, we're both from lndiana--
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-You want to go out with me, don't you?
-Very much, yes, I do.
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Look, you're a really nice guy, and I want
to be as honest as possible here.
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You can't do anything for me,
and I can't do anything for you.
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I'm sure you're gonna be rich and famous
one day...
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and on that day, we have a date.
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8..00. I'll cook for you.
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Here's to persistence
and getting what you want.
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You can find your way out.
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Hello, Alex? You what?
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Alex, you call them right back
and tell them that frontal nudity...
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has never been a problem
for Miranda Singer.
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Yes, I'll hold.
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How did you know?
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You fucking mind-reader.
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You dipshit little Midwest weasel!
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Out, out, out!
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Mr. Stronham,
it's Edward Foster from down the hall.
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I have the rent money here.
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Do you want me to just slide it
under the door?
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Hello?
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Mr. Stronham?
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Mr. Stronham.
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She kept you waiting
for five fucking hours...
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and she didn't even remember
that she had a date with you.
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You want my help, don't you, kid?
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I do?
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Women...
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you can't live with them...
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but you can't cut them up
into tiny pieces...
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and tell the neighbors
she's in Palm Springs, either.
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Good point.
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You must be quite a lady's man.
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Yhat's some collection you've got
out there, those photographs.
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You want to know the truth, kid?
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I never met a single one of them.
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You really love her, this Miranda?
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I've been waiting for her my whole life.
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I don't do drugs, Mr. Stronham.
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If you really love her, kid...
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just say "yes.""
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I want to apologize about before.
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Move out of the building. We'll call it even.
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I can't stand having you hate me.
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-One drink?
-I want this to be over with quickly.
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I need an opener.
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Anything to make the time go faster.
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Yhank you.
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Here is to--
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Why don't you leave now,
and we'll pretend you drank yours?
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Miranda, when you just get to know me--
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91 1, you heard of it?
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Don't you feel...
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anything for me?
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-Yes, I'd like to report an intruder.
-At all?
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Yes, there's a man in my apartment,
and he won't get out!
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He won't get out. He won't get....
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He won't get...
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out...
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of his clothes.
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-Christ, you taste good!
-I know.
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I can't stand it. I can't wait.
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Edward.
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Let me read your script.
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Not till it's finished, honey.
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Yhat reminds me.
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-We're not finished.
-We're not?
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We've been at it all night.
It's time to get up.
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Yes, it is, Edward.
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I will love you, Edward.
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All the way, in every way.
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I will be so good to you.
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You will?
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You're beautiful, you know that?
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Physically, spiritually...
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you're a total writing machine.
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A capital ""G"" genius.
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I love you, too, darling.
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""l love you, too, darling.""
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Oh, God, what a line.
I mean, that should be in your scene.
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Didn't Alex say something
about an audition today?
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Yeah, but I canceled it to be near you.
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I have to write, Miranda.
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Of course you do, darling...
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and I'm going to help you with the scene.
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-What do you think, my darling?
-What do I think?
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I think I'm exhausted.
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Yo use words I never thought
would cross these lips...
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Miranda...
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I'm fucked out.
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Well, I'm not exhausted.
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I'm not fucked out.
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I'll never be with you.
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Yhe more I do it, the more I want to do it.
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I'm going to drain you dry!
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Give it to me!
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Oh, God!
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No, please don't!
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My body's aching for you.
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I've got a hole in my heart.
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Don't play with me.
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Don't keep us apart, darling Edward!
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Edward, please!
Edward, I've got to love you!
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I gotta go out.
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-Good, I'll get dressed.
-No, alone.
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-No!
-No, I don't want to anymore, Miranda.
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Yes, hate me! Hate me!
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I deserve it!
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You could never hurt me.
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I can't take anymore.
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For God's sake, give me something
to make her stop, please.
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Yhere is no cure for this love, Edward.
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Yhere's no antidote
for a poison this strong.
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You'd do anything to be rid of her,
wouldn't you?
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Anything.
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Yhose women on the wall outside, those
pictures, they're all dead, aren't they?
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Other men wanted love.
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I had the power to give it to them.
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Yhen they wanted death.
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Yhe only way out, Edward.
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Yeah, well, maybe for them,
but not for me, pal, okay?
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Edward?
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Edward?
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Edward, I know you're in there.
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I can wait, darling.
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We have plenty of time.
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We have the rest of our lives.
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Edward?
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Edward?
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You knew this would happen, didn't you?
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I'm just here to help, kid.
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Hello, darling.
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-Hi, honey, I'm back.
-Hi.
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See, I'm helping you finish your script.
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-Wonderful.
-And look, there's champagne.
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-Great.
-I'll get an opener.
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Would you?
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Silly me.
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Champagne doesn't need an opener.
It needs a pop!
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-Yhat's right, silly.
-Now, go see what I wrote.
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It's all about you and me. Go on, go on.
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I should have the dirty glass.
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It's wonderful, darling. Very romantic.
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Let's toast.
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Yes, let's.
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Here's to persistence
and getting what you want.
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Oh, shit.
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Edward?
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Edward!
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My darling, I found you!
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When you died, I was so upset
I threw myself out the window.
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Now we'll be together, my love.
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Forever!
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Good old Edward.
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He should have stuck
to sending mash notes.
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Maybe then he wouldn't have ended up
in a state of holy deadlock.
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So, was it good for you, too?
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Yalk about head over heels.
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