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Previously on:
"10 things I hate about you"...
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Stop seeing that
deep-voiced man-boy.
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Dad, you don't even know him.
You're right.
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Invite him over for dinner.
You break up with him,
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and I'll give you
your life back.
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If you don't come over,
he says we can't hang out.
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You are nowhere near qualified
to see my daughter. Get out.
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Get out.
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Dad, we made all of that up.
You've been punked.
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This past week with you
has been amazing.
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You're not choosing me?
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I broke up with Joey
so we could stay friends,
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and then I got back with him
a second later,
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because I realized real friends
would never make me choose
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between them and my totally hot,
wonderful new boyfriend.
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You said yourself,
you don't even know this guy.
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If I learn he's bad news,
he's gone.
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So there's no actual meat
in this meatloaf?
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No, just lentils.
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- [Doorbell rings]
- Please be a pizza.
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Oh, it's Joey.
Watch this and learn.
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I'm sorry, young man,
but if you'd like to see Bianca,
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visiting hours are from
3:30 to 5:00 on tuesdays.
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I've actually come
to see you, sir.
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It is my hope...
[mouths silently]
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That you'll grant me permission
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to date your daughter.
[mouths along]
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Here's my driving record,
vaccination card,
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and a list of references.
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They can't be... friends, family or fake.
I know, sir.
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Did you put him up to this?
Good girl.
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Let's go to my study
and make some calls.
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If they all check out, I'll need
an itinerary for your date.
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Is your phone gps-enabled?
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Wasn't that so romantic?
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So romantic. Maybe they'll negotiate
your dowry while they're at it.
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How many camels
do you think you're worth?
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You're just jealous.
I'm nauseous.
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It's the "meatloaf". At least Joey
asked me out on a real date.
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Has Patrick ever asked you?
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Look, if I wanted to go on a date
with him, I'd ask him myself.
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Feminism, ever heard of it?
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Isn't that the thing
that killed romance?
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English version by isubs.Coil.Us.To / corrected dny238
sync by yescool - addic7ed.Com team!
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Thank God it's Friday.
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Or, if you're an atheist, thank the
spinning rotation of the earth.
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I'm sorry,
did I offend you again?
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It's all right, I'm used to it.
Don't get me started on the pledge of allegiance.
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Big plans this weekend?
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I think I'll check out
this new documentary
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on the private life of plants.
Sounds kind of scandalous.
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You are one weird chick.
Have an educational weekend.
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Maybe we can hang out.
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Well, I am really busy, so if you want
to hang out, maybe we should set a time.
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Are you asking me on a date?
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I'm just saying, if you give me a
time frame, maybe I can fit you in.
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- How about tonight?
- A more specific time frame.
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Does 7 work, or will you be
watching your plant movie?
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7's fine. It's a... deal.
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Oh, hey, hacksaw manor 4
opens tonight. You want to go?
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Sorry, dude, it's the sabbath.
No electricity allowed.
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You never observe the sabbath.
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Nana's visiting.
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Got to jet. Mom's making me
pick up the challah.
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So where are you
taking me tonight?
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I'll give you a hint.
These are knives.
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We're going to see
hacksaw manor?
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No, Benihana.
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He's taking her to Benihana?
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That's where he took me
on our first date.
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Okay, Joey's pathetic.
He totally lacks imagination.
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I'm bored with this topic.
Hey, do you want to go see hacksaw manor 4 tonight?
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As much as I would love to see
aristocrats torn to shreds,
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I have a date tonight.
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Fine. I know janelle
wants to see it.
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She hates aristocrats
because her family's poor.
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Um, janelle and her boyfriend
are busy tonight, too.
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We're sort of going
on a double date,
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but you could
totally come, too.
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And be the fifth wheel?
No, thank you.
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I was invited to, like,
four different parties tonight,
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and one of them is at
a celebrity's house.
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I wish I could tell you who, but the
church of scientology might get upset.
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Totes.
All right, I'll see you.
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Okay.
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Mark this day in your calendar, Bianca.
I am asking you for advice.
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- Burn them.
- I'm serious.
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So am I. You can't
wear those on your date,
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and you can't wear
that ponytail, either.
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Guys only find those sexy
on cheerleaders.
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A, what? And b, it's not a date.
At least, I don't think so.
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You don't know?
Would you just help me pick the shoes?
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Well, did you ask him
or did he ask you?
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That part's a little unclear.
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See, this is what you really
needed advice about.
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Here's how you know
if it's a date...
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if he's made a plan,
and if he pays.
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I'm sorry, did I just
stumble into mad men?
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Trust me, those women knew
when they were on a date.
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I got your 911 text.
What's the emergency?
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I can't decide between
these two earrings.
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A true crisis.
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- Daring or distracting?
- Way distracting.
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That's what I thought.
Thank God you're here.
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Come on, let's lip gloss.
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Are you so excited?
Joey is such a catch.
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And chastity always said
he's amazing in bed.
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Athletic, sensual and hygienic.
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Oh, my God. Do you think
he expects sex tonight?
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I doubt it. I mean,
it's the first date.
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This may be California, but
we still have some standards.
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Did you do it on your
first date with Mr. Ross?
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Crap.
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Joey still thinks I had sex
with my teacher.
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Because you did.
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Oh. You still think I did, too.
Um, look, dawn...
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Don't hate me,
but I lied to you.
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I'm still a virgin.
I was just trying to fit in.
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Oh. Yeah,
that makes more sense.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Oh, my God. That's Joey.
I should just tell him, right?
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No. If you're honest now,
it might turn him off.
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What if he tries
to have sex with me?
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Don't panic. Just make out with
him like you normally would,
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and if he tries to go further,
make up excuses.
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Ouch, I think I pulled my groin
during Pilates.
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Ooh, I think I'm getting
a cold sore.
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Exactly. High School boys
are so stupid,
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they'll believe anything.
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And by the time
you tell him the truth,
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he'll be so in love with you,
he won't even care.
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Oh, my God, I love this plan.
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And this is the baby crowning.
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Wow. You never really think
about it, but it's a baby.
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A whole baby that just
grows in there from scratch,
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like a brownie.
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A brownie that costs
$250,000 to raise.
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And that's just in
the first 18 years.
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If that brownie goes to
college, which it better,
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you can tack on at least
$100,000 more.
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My brownies will get
sports scholarships.
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- You're missing the point.
- Hi, Joey.
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Wow, you look amaze-balls.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Don't worry, daddy,
it's a compliment.
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Have her back by 10:00.
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Remember what I said
about the brownies.
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Don't get near her oven.
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Hi, Patrick.
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Have fun on your date,
or whatever.
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Hello, son.
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If I come in, do I have to
watch the slide show again?
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Yes, but we'll
go through it faster.
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Okay, I have a last minute
surprise for you, five-o.
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Oh, goodie. I love surprises.
Should I close my eyes?
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Sure. Just put
this blindfold on first.
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So where should we head
for tonight's adventure?
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I don't care. I figured
you'd have a plan.
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Well, I'm hungry.
Let's go eat. Cool.
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How about hal's steak house?
I'm dying for a rib eye.
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You know I don't eat
anything with a face.
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They usually cut that part off before
they serve it to you. You don't say.
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How about vegan nirvana?
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No, thanks. I'll just chew
on a tree and save 20 bucks.
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You know what? I'll just drive.
We'll find something.
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♪ the boy meets the girl ♪
♪ somewhere in a crowd ♪
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this doesn't look
like Benihana.
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Because it's my house. Voila.
I set the table myself.
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I even cooked a dish
I invented for myself.
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I call it Chicken a la Joey.
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And it's only
300 calories per serving.
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Wow. Joey,
this is so thoughtful.
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Well, I really wanted
tonight to be special.
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Don't move. I'm going to
get us the hors d'oeuvres.
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Oh, I almost forgot
the best part...
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my parents are out of town.
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We have the place
all to ourselves.
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Want to go somewhere
more comfortable?
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Uh, sure, but do you think I could
have another piece of pie first?
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Sorry, babe, you finished it.
Let's move to the couch.
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Um, okay.
You're so tense.
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Really? I don't know why.
I couldn't be looser.
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I don't mean that I'm loose.
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I just...
I'll give you a massage.
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Look, 20/20.
Man, I miss Ted Koppel.
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I'll record it. Just relax.
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Did you feel something?
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I think there was
an earthquake.
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Nope, didn't feel a thing.
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Baby, what's wrong?
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Do you have any aspirin?
I have a splitting virgin.
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Finally. I'm starving.
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We would have been eating
an hour ago if you ate fish.
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Nothing with a face.
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- This place is expensive.
- We're not going anywhere else.
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Hi, my name is Winston. I'm going to be your waiter.
Can I take your order?
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Actually,
we haven't finished...
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look, in 45 minutes, I got to
kick you out of this table.
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We got some VIPs coming in.
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So more time with the menu,
less time eating.
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I'll have the chicken.
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The passion fruit poisson
or the fricassee?
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The first one.
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And for the lady?
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I'll just have the side salad.
And please don't call me lady.
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- And for your entree?
- That is my entree.
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Look, I'm just letting you know
that the side salads are side salads.
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They're quite small.
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That's why they call them
side salads.
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Get whatever you want.
I got it.
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You sure?
Don't worry about it.
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I'll have the ginger
chipotle tofu,
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but without the chipotle.
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Okay, just so you know,
that's not the way
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the award-winning chef
designed it.
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And for your water,
sparkling or still?
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[Both] Tap.
Of course.
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Actually, I'd like
sewer water, please.
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I'm going to get you for that.
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You know, hacksaw manor 1,
there wasn't enough blood.
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Hacksaw manor 2,
way too much blood.
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Hacksaw manor 3,
too many babies died.
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Chastity church?
What are you doing here?
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Are you by yourself?
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Of course not.
I am on a date.
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Okay, I can't really tolerate
a man screaming during a movie.
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It is so unsexy.
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So I told him
to sit in the back.
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Oh, that sounds
exactly like you.
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I'm going to get some popcorn.
Will you save my seat?
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Oh, could you get me a hot dog?
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Yeah, sure.
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And some licorice. Black.
I hate the red.
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And maybe some nachos.
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00:13:09,065 --> 00:13:11,366
But only if they have
nachos supreme,
236
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,569
but not if the nachos supreme
have sour cream.
237
00:13:14,603 --> 00:13:15,704
Could I just... yeah.
238
00:13:15,738 --> 00:13:18,707
- Yeah. - Is that all?
- And a diet soda.
239
00:13:18,741 --> 00:13:21,276
And hurry back. You don't want
to miss the previews.
240
00:13:21,310 --> 00:13:23,178
[Sighs] Okay.
241
00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:36,458
Here you are, safe and sound.
And two hours before curfew.
242
00:13:36,492 --> 00:13:38,360
Thanks for walking me
to my door, Joey.
243
00:13:38,394 --> 00:13:40,595
Tonight was...
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00:13:40,629 --> 00:13:41,896
Great.
245
00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:45,800
Dinner was amazing.
I'll e-mail you the recipes.
246
00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:51,406
Up top, five-o.
Awesome night.
247
00:13:53,309 --> 00:13:56,077
Joey, wait.
248
00:13:56,112 --> 00:13:59,748
Are you sure you're okay
with me being a virgin?
249
00:13:59,782 --> 00:14:04,019
Totally.
No problemo.
250
00:14:04,053 --> 00:14:05,854
Everyone's a virgin
at some point.
251
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,223
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
252
00:14:08,257 --> 00:14:10,892
Then can I have
a kiss good night?
253
00:14:10,926 --> 00:14:16,925
Sure.
Good night.
254
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:30,879
I know the drummer
from orchid breeder.
255
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:31,980
Shut up. How?
256
00:14:32,014 --> 00:14:34,182
This guy I know
met him in rehab.
257
00:14:34,216 --> 00:14:35,583
This guy I know.
Was it you?
258
00:14:35,618 --> 00:14:37,252
You got me.
I'm a sex addict.
259
00:14:37,286 --> 00:14:40,188
Oh, my God. I thought
I recognized you from group.
260
00:14:40,222 --> 00:14:41,623
You were the guy
wearing the hoodie.
261
00:14:41,657 --> 00:14:44,259
You should have seen what
I was wearing underneath.
262
00:14:44,293 --> 00:14:45,660
Nothing.
263
00:14:47,296 --> 00:14:50,031
If you hand me your card now,
it'll save time.
264
00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:51,900
I'd like to review
the check first.
265
00:14:55,071 --> 00:14:58,006
Thanks, Patrick.
I'll totally get the next one.
266
00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:02,777
Cool.
But this time...
267
00:15:02,812 --> 00:15:07,048
Run.
Come on.
268
00:15:16,154 --> 00:15:19,290
I can't believe you did that.
What were you thinking?
269
00:15:19,324 --> 00:15:21,559
We have to go back
and pay that bill.
270
00:15:21,593 --> 00:15:23,160
Excuse you.
271
00:15:23,195 --> 00:15:25,429
This is not funny.
That was wrong.
272
00:15:25,464 --> 00:15:27,932
What's wrong are those prices.
Who pays that much?
273
00:15:27,966 --> 00:15:30,568
All the other people
in the restaurant.
274
00:15:30,602 --> 00:15:33,771
Lighten up. That waiter was a jerk.
What's the big deal?
275
00:15:33,805 --> 00:15:37,008
The big deal is that I don't want to
commit a crime on our first date.
276
00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:39,243
Oh, I didn't realize
this was a date.
277
00:15:39,277 --> 00:15:40,878
Neither did I,
until you offered to pay.
278
00:15:40,912 --> 00:15:43,914
- Ah, but I didn't pay.
- Ah, yes, I remember.
279
00:15:43,949 --> 00:15:45,916
Fine, this isn't a date.
280
00:15:45,951 --> 00:15:48,352
What's your problem? I thought
you were cool with this.
281
00:15:48,387 --> 00:15:49,687
With what?
282
00:15:49,721 --> 00:15:51,522
With going on dates
and not calling them dates?
283
00:15:51,556 --> 00:15:52,857
What's so terrible
about a date?
284
00:15:52,891 --> 00:15:56,193
Because a date comes with
all these expectations on me,
285
00:15:56,228 --> 00:15:57,528
and I didn't sign up for...
286
00:15:57,562 --> 00:15:59,697
[vomits]
287
00:15:59,731 --> 00:16:01,465
Are you okay?
288
00:16:06,838 --> 00:16:08,606
Is something wrong?
289
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:12,043
It's not fair.
290
00:16:12,077 --> 00:16:14,145
I know.
They're just aristocrats
291
00:16:14,179 --> 00:16:16,147
whose carriage broke down
in the wrong manor.
292
00:16:16,181 --> 00:16:22,153
No, you idiot.
My life. My life isn't fair.
293
00:16:22,187 --> 00:16:26,157
I dumped Joey, and now he's
on a date on a Friday night,
294
00:16:26,191 --> 00:16:31,162
and I'm here alone.
I'm here, chastity.
295
00:16:31,196 --> 00:16:33,164
Exactly.
296
00:16:33,198 --> 00:16:36,901
Oh, my life is such a mess.
297
00:16:36,935 --> 00:16:40,504
Why is this happening to me?
I don't know.
298
00:16:40,539 --> 00:16:43,174
Can it happen somewhere else?
We're trying to watch a movie.
299
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,175
[Theater murmurs]
300
00:16:44,209 --> 00:16:47,311
Hey, hey, give her a break.
She's been through a lot.
301
00:17:00,225 --> 00:17:02,793
Please tell me
what Joey did to you.
302
00:17:02,828 --> 00:17:04,462
Can you just leave me in peace
303
00:17:04,496 --> 00:17:07,398
with my ice cream and my sex and
the city marathon, please?
304
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,534
Did he try to have sex
in your city?
305
00:17:10,569 --> 00:17:12,470
[Groans]
306
00:17:12,504 --> 00:17:14,805
I don't want to talk about it
right now, dad.
307
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,640
Why didn't they make you
with an off switch?
308
00:17:16,675 --> 00:17:18,209
Fine. Then I'm going
to call and ask him.
309
00:17:18,243 --> 00:17:22,279
- I'll just get his folder.
- Nothing happened, dad.
310
00:17:28,787 --> 00:17:30,721
You really want to know
what happened?
311
00:17:30,755 --> 00:17:34,158
At the end of our date,
he gave me a high five.
312
00:17:34,192 --> 00:17:35,726
Are you happy?
313
00:17:38,663 --> 00:17:40,164
Ecstatic.
314
00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:51,609
- That was scary.
- So scary.
315
00:17:51,643 --> 00:17:55,513
Who knew there were so many ways
to kill people with one hand tool?
316
00:17:55,547 --> 00:17:58,482
Yeah. And if anyone
finds out about tonight,
317
00:17:58,517 --> 00:18:01,152
I'll find one more.
318
00:18:12,297 --> 00:18:15,099
Hey, Dr. stratford.
319
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:18,435
I missed you, too.
Is Bianca home?
320
00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:20,104
She's in her room.
321
00:18:20,138 --> 00:18:23,140
Just leave the door open... and I know
you will, because you're a good egg.
322
00:18:24,809 --> 00:18:28,078
Look, Joey, I didn't mean to
overdo it with the slideshow.
323
00:18:28,113 --> 00:18:30,948
You may kiss her good night.
324
00:18:30,982 --> 00:18:35,753
- Chastely.
- Is that with or without tongue?
325
00:18:35,787 --> 00:18:38,455
- Without. - Okay.
326
00:18:45,497 --> 00:18:48,465
- You okay?
- I'm never eating tofu again.
327
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:53,500
Promise?
Hey, look on the bright side...
328
00:18:53,538 --> 00:18:55,039
Our first date was memorable.
329
00:18:58,476 --> 00:19:00,444
But I'm not giving you
a good night kiss.
330
00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:02,046
Your breath is seriously nasty.
331
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:08,252
- Oh, my God. Is she drunk?
- No, food poisoning.
332
00:19:09,721 --> 00:19:12,690
Okay. Come on inside.
We'll get you some gatorade.
333
00:19:12,724 --> 00:19:14,625
Maybe pump your stomach, huh?
334
00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:26,704
- Patrick, about the check...
- Oh, my God. Are you kidding?
335
00:19:26,738 --> 00:19:31,275
- I'll take care of it somehow.
- Do not pay for the tofu.
336
00:19:43,421 --> 00:19:45,356
Joey, what are you doing here?
337
00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:48,692
I came to apologize.
I freaked out on you.
338
00:19:48,727 --> 00:19:52,997
No, I'm sorry.
I should have been honest.
339
00:19:53,031 --> 00:19:56,700
It's just... I was expecting our
relationship to be an R-rated movie.
340
00:19:56,735 --> 00:19:59,603
Actually, I thought
we might even be NC-17,
341
00:19:59,638 --> 00:20:02,373
since you slept
with your teacher.
342
00:20:02,407 --> 00:20:04,742
And then I found out
we were PG,
343
00:20:04,776 --> 00:20:07,711
and I couldn't remember
when my last PG movie was.
344
00:20:07,746 --> 00:20:11,382
And then I was driving home,
and I remembered.
345
00:20:11,416 --> 00:20:13,817
Transformers 2.
346
00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:19,723
That's the last PG movie I saw.
And Megan Fox was so hot in it,
347
00:20:19,758 --> 00:20:24,758
and she didn't even flash a boob.
- Okay.
348
00:20:26,264 --> 00:20:28,399
What I'm saying is is that
349
00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:31,101
no matter what kind
of movie we are,
350
00:20:31,136 --> 00:20:35,105
if we're going to be PG,
then you're my Megan Fox.
351
00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:37,741
That is so sweet.
352
00:20:37,776 --> 00:20:41,545
And over time, we can eventually
build up to being R-rated.
353
00:20:41,579 --> 00:20:45,416
Cool. That works for me.
354
00:20:50,789 --> 00:20:54,591
When you say eventually,
do you mean weeks or months?
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