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On "10 Things I hate About You"...
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Chastity, I have something to tell you.
I'm the one who kissed Joey.
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Kat, just get in the car and drive.
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I will see you at school tomorrow!
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I heard some good news today.
Someone got suspended.
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Who was it again? Oh, that's right,
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it was you.
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Thanks to you, I'm still
an Ivy League candidate.
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You're also a liar. What?
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This whole time, you've been telling
me this is about your principles.
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You forgot to mention your
principles drive a motorcycle.
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So it was Patrick's bag.
That's not why I left.
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Dad!
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Creamed corn for breakfast? You know,
corn comes in these cool little flakes now.
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I'm not going to eat it.
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I'm going to pour it in the
toilet and tell Dad I threw up.
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Ah, trying to stay
home from school.
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Use minestrone.
It's more believable.
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Do we have any? If I show my face,
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Chastity will torture
me for being with Joey.
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Ha, got you. Morning, Dad.
Hi, Daddy.
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Morning, sweetie.
Creamed corn for breakfast?
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Uh, yeah. I was in the
mood for something creamy.
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Let me heat it up. Otherwise,
it might end up in the toilet.
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Go get ready. Since your sister
lost her driving privileges,
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I'm taking you to school.
And I'll be riding the bus,
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which is totally fair.
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I accept my punishment without protest.
Dad, enough with the silent treatment.
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How can I earn your trust back?
Drug test? Polygraph?
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I'll do anything.
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Okay. Stop seeing that
deep-voiced man-boy.
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Patrick Verona and I are
not seeing each other.
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And even if we were,
which we're not,
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you can't just tell me to stop.
Oh, I thought I could.
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Let's compare copies of
the parents' handbook.
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Oh, wait. You don't have one.
It's not his fault I got suspended.
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I see. He's not the killer.
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He just happens to be around
whenever a body shows up.
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Kat, you lied to me.
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You didn't do that before
you met him. I didn't lie.
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I just didn't mention it because
I didn't want you to overreact.
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I was trying to prevent this.
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So you were just being considerate.
Pardon me for not saying thank you.
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I don't trust him.
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Forget about him. Trust me.
That's the problem.
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Now I don't trust you around him.
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Dad, you don't even know him.
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You're right. I should
get to know him better.
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Invite him over for dinner.
You can't be serious.
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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU Episode 12:
"DON'T TRUST ME".
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English Version By ISUBS.COIL.US.
TO TEAM Sync By YesCool- ADDIC7ED.COM
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Five alive, I've been
looking for you all morning.
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You won't believe this awesome
dream I had last night.
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I had just shaved my chest,
and you were rubbing warm oil--
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Joey, no PDA.
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Why not? Chastity knows
we're together now.
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Because I had a dream, too,
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where she assaulted me
with a frozen yogurt
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and then threatened to kill me.
Oh, wait. Not a dream.
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Relax. It's been a whole weekend.
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I'm sure she's over it by now.
Here she comes.
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No, seriously though,
your hair looks amazing.
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It's like this peaceful
waterfall of wonderful.
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That's exactly what
I was going for.
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Hi, Chastity. Love the new look.
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See? She didn't even say anything.
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I told you she'd be over it.
Joey, you don't understand girls at all.
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I'm being iced out. Come here.
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Later. Later.
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Hey, Cameron.
Boy, you're hard to find.
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I've got some bad news.
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You've made the superlatives page.
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Oh, let me guess. Most likely
to fart during an oral report.
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No, nothing like that.
You're Mr. Dependable.
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No, that's worse.
Really? That's hard to believe.
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Mr. Dependable?
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I'll be forever
pegged as a doormat.
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And why "Mister"?
It sounds vaguely emasculating.
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Come on, it's not that bad.
Mr. Rogers. Mr. Belvedere.
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There's Mr. T. I pity the
fool who forgets him.
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Girls don't want to date Mr.
Dependable.
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They want to date Mr.
Quarterback or Mr. Sixpack
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or Mr. Stupid Jerk.
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Some girls would appreciate a guy
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who's dependable enough to
respond to a simple text message.
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Oh, Lexie.
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You know about the photo shoot.
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You've been anointed Ms.
Dependable.
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Me? You're kidding.
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This is Cameron.
He's Mr. Dependable.
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I hear they're calling
us the dream team. Funny.
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Well, I'll see you at
the shoot then, Mister.
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Look at you,
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getting your flirt on.
I don't know where that came from.
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Dream team. Hi, everyone.
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I brought everyone chocolate chip cookies--
warm, right out of the cafeteria oven.
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Come on, Chastity's not even here.
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Does anyone hear a little
mosquito buzzing around?
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It's so annoying.
I wish it would go away.
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Look, I'm sorry for what happened.
I really am.
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I just want to be friends again.
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Yeah, can't we-- You should have thought
of that before you broke the girl code.
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But Joey and Chastity
were already broken up.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure the girl code says
you can date a friend's ex if she's moved on.
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But you need permission first.
And at least two witnesses.
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But then nobody could date anybody.
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Okay, the girl code clearly
states, and I quote,
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even if the first
girl gives permission,
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she could just be saying
it without meaning it,
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so the second girl should
be sensitive enough
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not to force the first girl to spell it out,
thus making her feel worse.
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End quote.
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Okay, Miss South Carolina,
that made no sense.
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Let me make it clear for you.
You violated a sacred trust,
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and now none of us wants to
be friends with you anymore.
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Right, girls? Mm-hm.
I get it. I'm in Siberia.
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But can't you just
leave me one friend?
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How about Dawn? You always
said her voice was too nasal.
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I'll do anything--
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Wash your uniform,
flat-iron your hair, just name it.
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I don't know. How about
you break up with Joey?
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What?
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But there has to be something else. Nope,
that's it. That's what you have to do.
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You break up with him,
and I'll give you your life back.
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Mm, cookies. Yummy.
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Mandela.
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Hey.
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Hey. I was looking for
you at lunch today.
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I feel like I haven't
seen you in ages.
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It's kind of hard,
trying to make time for friends
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when you're in a new relationship.
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Patrick Verona and I are
not in a new relationship.
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We hung out twice. Who knows if
I'll ever hear from him again?
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Well, I-- Hey.
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I just need two seconds.
It's fine. I got to go anyway.
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Call you later.
PATRIK I just got your text.
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What's this stupid thing
you want to ask me?
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Okay. You know how
my dad is insane.
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He made me watch a slide show of
some chick giving birth, so yeah.
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Now he wants you to come
to dinner. I'll pass.
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I told you it was stupid, but he's
afraid you're a bad influence on me.
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Huh. I wonder why.
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Look, if you don't come over,
he says we can't hang out.
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He never has to know.
This is really, like, high school 101.
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But my dad doesn't trust me anymore,
and I'm not going to lie to him again.
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It's just lasagna. In or out?
I don't do family dinners.
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So that's your answer? Yup.
Fine. See you around.
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Oh, hi, honey. How was your day?
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Did you invite the man-boy?
He's not coming to dinner.
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He didn't want to submit
to the Inquisition.
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Are you happy now?
Of course I'm not happy.
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Kat, if this boy really liked you,
he'd make the effort.
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Thank you for saying that out loud, Dad.
That really makes me feel so much better.
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Oh, Kat.
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"No more Mr. Man-Boy!
We won't see the man-boy!
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"She won't kiss the man-boy."
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Bianca.
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Dawn, can we talk? We can't.
This is killing me,
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but if Chastity finds out,
she will ice me out too,
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and last year, Jenny Young got
iced out so bad, she had to move.
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I don't want to move.
Our house has a pool.
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But I miss you so much.
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Yesterday, John Gosselin
did something super skeevy,
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and I had nobody to share it with.
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Oh, my God, this is so not fair.
Can't we figure something out?
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I mean, you're on my
maid of honor short list.
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Oh, my God.
You're on my short list.
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Maybe you should dump Joey.
You've only been dating a week,
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and we're going to be at
each other's weddings.
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But he's so cute,
and I like him so much.
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But I'll be there for you
every step of your sadness.
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We'll pig out and watch trash TV,
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and before you know it,
you'll be on to the next guy.
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I'd hug you, but Chastity
might smell you on me.
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Well, well, well, Ms. Dependable.
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We meet again.
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Mr. D. What a surprise.
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I was wondering whether
you've selected your attire
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for tomorrow's festivities.
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I would hate for us to clash.
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Well, why don't I
give you my number,
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and you can call me tonight and
we will work something out.
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Oh, hey, can I borrow a
pen and a piece of paper?
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Yeah, I just-- I need to write
this down before it smudges.
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It's a girl's number. I am on fire!
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Hey, Five-o, did you hear?
We were just named cutest couple.
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I was just putting together a list
of poses that best convey cutest.
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Joey, you really
shouldn't be doing that.
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But I'm a model. It's what I do.
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No, I mean I told them we
can't accept the honor.
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But who's cuter than us? No one.
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Chastity's convinced all
the other cheerleaders
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that I'm breaking the girl code.
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The thing is,
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I have to choose between my
friends and you. Man, that sucks.
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Wait, you're not choosing me?
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Joey, this past week with
you has been amazing.
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But we're just high
school sweethearts.
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Who knows if we'd even last till prom?
But high school girlfriends last forever.
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Okay. First of all,
you're not choosing me?
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But I'm Joey Donner,
captain of the football team.
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Plus, they just voted
me best profile
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and whitest teeth and flattest abs.
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And further plus...
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I'm a good guy. I'm sorry.
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Okay, then.
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But just think about this-
If your friends were really your friends,
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would they make you choose?
I can't believe you didn't pick me.
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Joey, wait.
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Hi, Dad.
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What's all this?
Just making some dinner.
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Bianca's not hungry,
so that just means more for us.
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Ham? You don't eat ham.
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No, but Patrick Verona does.
I asked him what he wanted for dinner,
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and he said ham. He's coming here?
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Yes. He confessed that the
reason he freaked out yesterday
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is because he's starting to feel
such strong feelings for me.
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He felt really vulnerable.
He said that? Mm.
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Vulnerable. With his deep voice.
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Mm-hm.
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Honestly, Dad, asking him to dinner
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is the best thing that
could have happened to us.
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It's pushed us into this
whole new level of intimacy,
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so thank you. Oh, there he is.
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Can you get that?
I have to check the ham.
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Look at me,
using a meat thermometer.
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Hey, Dr. Stratford.
Hey, babe. Mm, I smell ham.
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Okay, enough of that. I have a fork,
and I'm not afraid to use it.
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So Patrick, tell me about your family.
My dad's a tattoo artist.
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In fact, when he gets out of debt,
he wants to open his own shop.
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He's kind of a dreamer. Oh. I see.
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And does your mom work? Yes, sir.
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I guess you could call her a dancer. Honey,
broccoli? No. I don't eat anything green.
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Right.
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So what are you interested in studying at
school? Well, I've always wanted to be an astronaut.
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An astronaut? Really?
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I hope you're working
hard at science and math.
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Mm. Well, my back-up plan
is to bum around Europe.
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How fun would that be?
Not as much fun as college.
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But, Dad, I could defer for a year.
Get a little life experience under my belt.
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Nothing goes under your belt.
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We'll talk about this later.
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So Dr. Stratford,
can I ask you something? Sure.
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You're a gyno. What's up with that?
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What do you an? I mean,
isn't it weird?
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Like, do you ever run into one
of your patients at the market
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and think "Ooh"? That's it.
Okay, it's not weird.
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And I can't believe you asked
me that at the dinner table.
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Not only are you nowhere near
qualified to be an astronaut,
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you are nowhere near qualified
to see my daughter. Get out.
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Get out. What's so funny?
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Dad, we made all of that up.
You've been punked.
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That went well. He deserved that.
254
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Was that true about your parents?
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Just one of them.
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Hey.
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Who did this? Oh, it wasn't me.
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But whoever did it should
know that I'm a huge fan.
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Huge.
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Chastity, I get it.
I'm dating your ex.
261
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And even though I've
apologized multiple times,
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I understand why you're mad at me.
263
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But what I don't understand is why
the rest of you are icing me out.
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Oh, my God. We had this conversation.
The girl code, remember?
265
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Or do you need another recitation?
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Brittany, who loaned you a fresh pair
of shorts when you needed them the most?
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You did.
268
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And, Caitlin, who stopped you
from cutting your own bangs?
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You did.
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And, Dawn, have you forgotten
all of our fun adventures?
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Our web kiss, our raging party.
Those were fun adventures.
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Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. We get it.
I thought you guys were my friends.
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I broke up with Joey so
we could stay friends.
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And then, a second later,
I got back together with him,
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because I realized real friends
would never make me choose
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between them and my totally hot,
wonderful new boyfriend.
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And that concludes this amateur production
of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Thank you.
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Oh, here they are-
our cutest couple, right on time.
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Mandela.
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Yeah, hi. Kat, this is-- Oh,
no, no, no. Hell, no.
281
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You did not tell me she was
going to take the picture.
282
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I told you, Baby, we're just good friends.
Friends? Uh-uh. She's no friend of mine.
283
00:17:00,835 --> 00:17:02,836
Why did she just spit on me?
284
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That's my new girlfriend, baby.
She's sweet, but crazy jealous.
285
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Is it weird I find it hot?
Hello? Mandy, I'm waiting.
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I'm sure she'll calm down,
some day, but in the mean time,
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it's probably best
if we don't talk.
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This is just plain disrespectful.
I'm out of here.
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Baby, wait. Good luck with Patrick.
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Ms. D, we are eagerly awaiting
your presence at the photo shoot.
291
00:17:30,662 --> 00:17:32,462
Now, I don't know if you
got any of my voice mails
292
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or text messages last night,
293
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but I did indeed go
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with the khaki pants
and a sports jacket,
295
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so that should go with just
about anything. Any-Hoo,
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This is Mr. D, signing off.
Okay, Dependables, you're up.
297
00:17:46,510 --> 00:17:50,013
But Lexie isn't here yet,
and she hasn't returned any of my calls.
298
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I'm worried she may not be
that dependable after all.
299
00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:54,985
Oh, you mean Lexie Greenburg.
300
00:17:55,019 --> 00:17:57,153
Yeah, Kat got her confused
with Lexie Greenblatt.
301
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She's our real Ms. Dependable.
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00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:04,928
Okay. Not a loss. It's fine.
It's totally fine.
303
00:18:04,963 --> 00:18:08,266
I flirted with a cute girl,
and she gave me her number.
304
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:09,934
I call that a step in
the right direction.
305
00:18:09,969 --> 00:18:12,370
Whatever, dude. Let's just take
the picture. Come on. Let's go.
306
00:18:12,404 --> 00:18:15,306
Come on, come on. Hey, thanks, Kat.
307
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I smell ham.
308
00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:25,982
Hey. Just wanted to make sure your
dad didn't lock you in the basement.
309
00:18:26,016 --> 00:18:29,219
Luckily, we don't have one,
but it's still kind of tense.
310
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You know what? I think it's cool
how upset he gets about you.
311
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It shows how much he cares.
Guess what.
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Congratulations, you guys
were named Cutest Couple.
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People love their Katrick. No.
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You made the right decision, Fiver. I'll be
your best friend and your boyfriend.
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00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,302
Thanks, Joey, but it's not the same.
See, when I get a text from you,
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who am I going to talk to about how
long I should wait till I text you back?
317
00:18:54,006 --> 00:18:56,307
And how am I going to
dissect your every move?
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It's not as much fun
if I do it with you.
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00:18:58,543 --> 00:19:01,378
Hey, Bianca. We're making a
smoothie run. You want to come?
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00:19:01,412 --> 00:19:04,247
What about Chastity?
We told her that you're our friend,
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00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:08,918
and we're not going to ice you out.
Still, we should grab some for Chastity.
322
00:19:08,952 --> 00:19:11,053
Well, I'm just saying.
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Are you okay if I-- Go, have fun.
I'll call you later.
324
00:19:14,725 --> 00:19:17,560
Hey, guys, wait up.
325
00:19:17,595 --> 00:19:21,131
Oh, my God. I am so going to mention
this moment in my toast at your wedding.
326
00:19:33,311 --> 00:19:35,145
Are we going to talk about this?
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00:19:37,848 --> 00:19:40,484
Dad, you're an adult.
Use your words.
328
00:19:45,356 --> 00:19:47,290
What you did to me last night
was very mean-spirited.
329
00:19:47,324 --> 00:19:49,559
Hey, you started it.
Really? How so?
330
00:19:49,593 --> 00:19:51,127
You made me invite
Patrick over for dinner
331
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because you were hoping
it would scare him off.
332
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Don't be preposterous.
And even if I did, can you blame me?
333
00:19:57,635 --> 00:20:00,636
You were disobeying rules,
getting into trouble, disregarding me--
334
00:20:00,671 --> 00:20:03,606
I'm not going to just sit by and watch
while your life spirals out of control.
335
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,307
I'm your father. I know.
336
00:20:05,342 --> 00:20:07,976
But if you keep this up,
I'll be forced to go underground and lie,
337
00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:09,143
like every other teenager.
338
00:20:09,178 --> 00:20:11,312
Then you really won't
be able to trust me.
339
00:20:11,346 --> 00:20:14,448
Is that what you want? God, no.
340
00:20:16,184 --> 00:20:21,987
Why is this happening? Nothing's
happening. I'm just growing up.
341
00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:24,022
Well, stop.
342
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:30,161
You were always the one I never
had to worry about, but now...
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00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:33,197
I have no idea how to do this.
Your mom...
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00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:39,001
There is no parent's handbook.
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00:20:39,036 --> 00:20:41,737
I just made that up. Really?
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00:20:41,771 --> 00:20:46,675
Dad, you're a great father.
You've raised me well.
347
00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:49,145
I'm not going to surround
myself with shady people.
348
00:20:49,179 --> 00:20:51,347
You said yourself you
don't even know this guy.
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I don't. But if I learn he's bad news,
he's gone. I promise you.
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I'm still not happy.
That dinner was scary.
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You're telling me. I made a ham.
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