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Mr. Bingham?
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Yes, I am Jeff Bingham.
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Just filled out
this form here.
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(GROANS)
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Sorry. I'm having a baby.
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Congratulations.
And your wife is doing fine.
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Well, she's not my wife.
She's a lesbian.
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I don't know
if that affects anything,
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but I wrote it
on the form there.
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Oh.
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Yes, I see.
"Big ol' lesbian."
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My wife is on her way.
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Now, will the two of you
be in the delivery room?
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Well, according to her,
we will be.
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But to be honest,
I really don't wanna
see my buddy's business.
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I'll get started
on your paperwork.
Okay.
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Jeff, I'm here. Sorry.
Ahh.
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Ah.
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Ah, me too. Me too, buddy.
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Okay. Hey, guys.
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Look, and as far as
this may or may not
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affect our wedding tonight,
it is all good.
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All right, the important
thing is not to worry.
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What's he talking about?
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Ha! That is a good one,
best man.
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And look,
if you'd like me to,
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I could be there
in the delivery room to help,
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'cause as you know,
my mother was a doula.
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Well, I don't know
what that is,
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but don't take that as
an invitation to tell me.
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Well, a doula
is a nonmedical
birthing guide.
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Listen, maybe you can
go to the cafeteria and
get us some snacks.
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You're kinda under-using me,
but okay.
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Oh, hey,
speaking of snacks...
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Do you guys plan on
eating the placenta?
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(SIGHS)
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Uh...
No?
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No, Mm-mmm.
Just go.
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Okay. Placenta.
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Okay. When do we go
to the delivery room?
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All right. Well,
actually, I was thinking,
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with today's technology,
we could probably...
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No. You cannot
Skype the birth.
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Honey, I know
you're squeamish,
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but I want you in there
with me, come on.
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Yeah, well, forgive
me for not wanting
to see Brenda
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nearly torn in two
by another human.
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Honey, I will be
there to help you.
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Come on, it's gonna
be beautiful.
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Wow. You gals all stick
together, don't you?
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♪ How many ways
to say I love you?
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♪ How many ways
to say that I'm not scared?
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♪ With you by my side
There is no denying
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♪ I can't wait
for me and you ♪
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(PHONE RINGING)
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William Charles's office.
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Ah, hello, Mr. Charles.
How goes the conference?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, very witty, sir.
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So nice to work for someone
whose sense of humor
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transcends that
of a horny schoolboy.
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What's that?
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Human resources said there's
a problem with my work visa?
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Sir, I assure you,
it should've transferred
from my old job.
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I completed all the
required paperwork.
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All that was needed
was for Mr. Dunbar to...
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Oh, my God!
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EDDIE: Wait. Wait, you
can't just go in there!
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Sorry, sorry.
Sir, I tried to stop him.
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And you couldn't?
That doesn't have brakes?
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Just go get me
a cup of coffee or something.
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Well, well.
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To what do I owe
this inconvenience?
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Shouldn't be at your new job,
trying to curry favor
with your boss?
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And by curry,
I mean Indian curry.
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I'm here, braving your acrid
cologne one final time,
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to ask if you've
received a call
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from immigration officials
asking about me.
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No.
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I did get a prank phone call
about some fake name though.
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Timir Patel?
Yes!
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Did you get
that same call?
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That's my given name.
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Oh, really?
You should give it back.
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Sir, that was
a verification call
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to extend my visa
to stay in America.
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Tell 'em to call me back.
I'll "strizzy" it all "izzy."
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Oh, I think you've
"strizzled" enough "izzle."
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What do you need?
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I have your coffee.
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I'm in a meeting.
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You can't barge in...
Just put it on the floor.
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(EXHALES SHARPLY)
Okay.
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Oh, and Adam Rhodes
called from the hospital.
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He said Brenda's
gone into labor.
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Just another prank phone call.
I don't know a Brenda.
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Brenda.
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(SIGHS)
Seriously?
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Mr. and Mrs. Bingham's friend
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and surrogate
for their child...
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Who you've met umpteen times!
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Brenda!
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Oh, Bren-da.
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I know Brenda.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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No, she's having a kid.
We should go see it.
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And more importantly,
hot nurses.
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I'd love to.
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Unfortunately, I have to go
to the immigration office.
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Why?
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I'm kidding.
All that stuff you were
blabbing out, I heard ya.
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Listen, why don't you
cruise by after you
straighten all that out, okay?
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Aah.
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Really, Eddie?
You put coffee
on the floor?
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All right, Brenda,
keep breathing.
You're doing great.
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Ahh, Doctor says
you're doing great.
Yes, I can hear.
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The baby is not coming
out of my ears.
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Hey, Jeff.
Don't look down there, okay?
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Don't worry.
I don't want to.
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Jeff! Can you please
try to be helpful?
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All right. I will, okay?
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Mets lost again.
No surprise there.
(GRUNTING)
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What are you doing?
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I'm reading the sports
page to take Brenda's
mind off of the pain.
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That's not gonna help.
No, actually I think that
it will. Keep going, Jeff.
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As I was saying...
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Mets three games in a row.
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(GROANS LOUDLY)
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Yeah, it's been
a rough season.
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(GRUNTS)
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Andres Torres, one for four.
Justin Turner, one for four.
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All right, this is not
exactly how I pictured
the birth of my child.
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Yeah, well...
Who pitched for the Mets?
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Santana.
Ugh.
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They just never
score runs for him.
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Please, what is happening?
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I blame the middle of
the Mets' batting order.
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No, I meant with Brenda.
What...
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Oh, of course.
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Oh, looks like
the baby's coming
down the birth canal.
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Ooh. David Wright, 0 for 4.
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Ow, ow!
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DOCTOR: Keep breathing.
That's a girl.
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You two wanna come see
the progress down here?
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Oh, come on, doc!
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Jeff, this is the birth
of our daughter.
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If you miss this,
you're gonna be sorry.
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Yeah, go ahead, Jeff.
Everyone else
is looking at it.
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Come on, I'll help you.
I'll hold your hand.
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(RETCHES)
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(VOMITS)
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What just happened?
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Audrey looked at your stuff
and threw up.
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Oh, hey.
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Hey, Russell.
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Jeff and Audrey,
having a baby, huh?
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Pretty exciting.
I know.
It's a real hoot, buddy.
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Plus it gets me
out of some lame
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bummer of a thing
I had to do later tonight.
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My wedding to Jen?
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Oh, that was it, yeah.
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Whew, bullet dodged.
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Hey, don't worry, buddy.
We're gonna reschedule it.
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Hey, to be honest,
it gives me more
time to train Mambo.
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Mm-mmm.
You know, I want him to,
like, fly the rings in.
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Right.
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We are just not there yet.
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Really? Tell me less.
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Hey, listen...
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Where's all the, uh,
nurses around here?
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Uh, there's a couple of
'em right over there.
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No. No, no.
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No, you're not hearing me.
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The nurses with the,
uh, fishnets and the
short skirts and the...
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Oh, yeah, the porno nurses.
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Yes, those.
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
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Ah, yeah.
It's the wife.
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Hi, baby.
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Jen, it's good you're here.
Maybe you can help.
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Do you know where I can
find the porno nurses?
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Yes, on the browsing history
of every computer
you've ever touched.
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(CHUCKLES) Not untrue.
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But if there's any
on this floor,
I'll find 'em stat.
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It's pretty exciting, huh?
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Hey, maybe Jeff and Audrey
will put us down on
who gets the baby if they die.
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I mean...
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Maybe.
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What's wrong, huh?
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Oh. Honey, are you...
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Are you sad that
Jeff and Audrey are dead?
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No. I'm upset
because, once again,
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something happens on the day
we're supposed to get married.
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No, we can still do it.
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No, it wouldn't be the same
without Jeff and Audrey.
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And besides, they're supposed
to be our best man
and our maid of honor.
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Okay, so we'll reschedule it.
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I mean, this whole thing
is super casual.
It won't be hard.
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Plus, plus Mambo
is almost to the point...
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Enough with the bird!
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Okay. But when
we do get married,
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hmm-hmm,
he will stick the landing.
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I don't know.
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I mean, maybe this
is the universe's way
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of telling us we're just
not meant to get married.
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Are...
Are you dumping me?
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What?
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Honey, no, because I,
I can change.
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I mean...
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I can make more money.
I could get smarter.
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No. I'm just saying,
maybe we should just
keep living together.
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
You know, maybe getting
married wasn't meant to be.
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(SIGHS)
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Or maybe it was.
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Come on, Brenda!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
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Come on! It's a good
deal for both of us.
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Jeff, I am not making
a fantasy baseball
trade right now!
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Okay.
All right, I'm back.
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I've just been
a little nauseous lately,
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but I swear I did not throw up
because I saw your vagina.
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Aah!
Whoa!
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You gotta use the "V" word.
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It's a medical term.
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I prefer to use "hoo ha."
Little more fun. Try it.
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Hoo ha.
Yeah, that's better.
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Oh, my God.
Come on, guys, focus.
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DOCTOR: All right.
Okay, Brenda.
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Now one more big push.
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Oh, God.
Ah, okay.
It's happening.
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(GRUNTING)
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Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's happening?
What's happening?
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Your baby, she's crowning.
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Ahh! Ahh!
Jeff, did you hear that?
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Yeah, already wearing
a crown, just like
her mom, Queen Audrey.
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(GROANS)
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I have never been
in so much pain,
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but at least
I'm not married to you.
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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Hello, your excellence.
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I'm Adam, and this
is my fiancee Jennifer.
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I'm Reverend Todd.
Pleased to meet you.
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Are you family?
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No. We're just browsing.
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So, uh, you busy?
244
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,493
Well, I'm here to
tend to this man's
spiritual needs.
245
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:00,619
Oh.
246
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,745
Yeah, wow. He is old.
247
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,041
He looks like a turtle
that just crawled
out of his shell.
248
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,628
Adam!
No, no. He's right.
249
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,381
But he has lived a
very long, very full life.
250
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:14,215
Yes.
251
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,552
Come on, Adam.
Just ask him.
Okay.
252
00:11:17,676 --> 00:11:18,845
(DEEP BREATH)
253
00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,473
Well, the thing is,
uh, you know,
254
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:24,142
Jen and I here
have been engaged
for, like, ever.
255
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,019
All right.
Fast-forward to right now.
256
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,479
Can I be me, please?
Can I just be me?
257
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,234
I'm sorry. Uh, anyway,
we were wondering
258
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,862
if maybe you could marry
us in the hospital chapel.
259
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,738
I would be happy to.
260
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:38,990
Wow. That's great!
You know, thank you so much!
261
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,409
Look, see, Jen,
it was meant to be.
262
00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:44,412
Unfortunately, I need
to be here at his bedside
until he passes.
263
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:48,041
Oh.
264
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,502
We... We understand.
And we appreciate you
even consid...
265
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,337
(ECG FLATLINING)
All right!
Let's do this thing!
266
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,092
Hey.
267
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,555
By the way, before
you get too excited...
268
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,557
All the nurses are actual
medical professionals.
269
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,479
I'm here for the Bingham's.
270
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,730
Mmm.
271
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,568
And are you at all curious
about the problem of mine
that you created?
272
00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:15,694
Your virginity?
273
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,738
Uh, I didn't create that,
the women of America did.
274
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,159
I'm referring to
my work visa problem.
275
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,328
Oh, yeah.
What's going on with dat?
276
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:28,582
My work visa has expired,
thanks to you.
277
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,708
You know what you should do?
278
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:30,791
Renew it.
279
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,920
I can't.
280
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,881
I have to leave the
country and wait to get
back in line to return.
281
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,550
It could be years.
282
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,343
Well, can't you just,
you know,
283
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,136
scale a fence or...
284
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,306
Stow away in some
container ship?
285
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,852
Or maybe float
to America in a bottle,
that's how Fievel did it.
286
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,939
Ah, brilliant.
287
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,233
If only I were
a cartoon mouse.
288
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:56,109
You're closer
than you think.
289
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:00,905
What?
290
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:02,865
Come...
291
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,494
Okay. You're doing great,
doing great.
292
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,786
Just keep breathing,
keep breathing.
293
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,080
Fourth and goal.
You're on the one.
294
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,124
Just punch it in!
Break the plane!
295
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,626
DOCTOR: She's coming.
(EXHALES)
296
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:13,960
Keep pushing.
297
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,420
(GRUNTS)
She's coming.
298
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,088
Here she is!
299
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:17,964
(BABY CRYING)
300
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,091
Oh, oh!
301
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,050
(PANTING)
302
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,554
Oh, thank God
I can drink again!
303
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,475
AUDREY:
Jeff, we have a daughter.
304
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,392
Oh, my God. We do.
305
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,810
(SIGHS)
306
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:34,147
(EXHALES)
307
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,190
J... Jeff.
308
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,358
Oh, sorry, right.
309
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,277
Hey, doc, way to go.
310
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,072
Best for last.
311
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,076
(BABY CRYING)
312
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,454
Oh.
313
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:52,915
(LAUGHS)
314
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,335
Look at her.
315
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,087
She's beautiful.
316
00:13:58,212 --> 00:13:59,297
Yeah, she's perfect.
317
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,384
The head's gonna
round out though, right?
318
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,266
...and then she
suckled my pinkie.
319
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,851
My little baby,
she was so cute,
320
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,228
dribbling and drooling
all over herself.
321
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,605
Aw.
322
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:16,356
Just like her daddy.
323
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,694
Congratulations.
I can't wait to see her.
324
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:25,281
And, hey, if anything
happens to you guys,
don't worry. We got her.
325
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,658
I'll do whatever it takes
to outlive you.
326
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,954
Listen, we're sorry all this
ruined your wedding.
327
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,414
Oh, there's no need
to apologize.
328
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,416
Yeah, none at all.
329
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,252
Because you didn't ruin it.
330
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,213
Do you, Alan,
take Jennifer...
Uh...
331
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,088
Actually, it's Adam.
332
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,300
Ah.
333
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,260
Do you, Alan, take Adam...
334
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,970
(CHUCKLES)
335
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,180
I'm kidding.
That's a little
officiating humor.
336
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,893
Do you, Adam,
take Jennifer to be your
lawfully wedded wife?
337
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,480
Yeah, I do.
338
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,399
And do you, Jennifer,
take Adam to be your
lawfully wedded husband?
339
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,485
I do.
340
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,404
Then by the powers
vested in me by
the state of New York,
341
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,446
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
342
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:07,448
Finally.
343
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:11,703
(SOBS)
I always cry at weddings.
344
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,623
You may now...
Yes, that.
345
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,542
Ahh, congratulations, guys.
346
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,043
(TIMMY SIGHS)
347
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,462
I'm going to miss all of you.
348
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,798
Dude, there's gotta be
some way you can stay.
349
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:24,841
Yeah, come on.
We'll all help.
350
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,762
I appreciate that,
I really do.
351
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,055
But I'm afraid I've exhausted
all the avenues and, um...
352
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,432
Stop.
353
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,809
Ooh, drama.
354
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,356
I can't sit by
and do nothing.
355
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,858
Timmy, you know
when I make a mistake,
I'm the first to admit it.
356
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,697
Couldn't be less true.
357
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,407
I've made a mistake.
I'm here to fix it.
358
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,409
Really? How?
359
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,746
Well, we've been
together a long time,
360
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,164
and, uh,
I don't want it to end.
361
00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,959
I guess what
I'm trying to say is,
362
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,712
Timmy Patel,
will you marry me?
363
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,926
I knew it.
364
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:14,891
Um, sir, what are you doing?
365
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,434
If you marry a citizen,
they can't kick you
out of the country.
366
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,146
Sir, I don't even
know what to say.
367
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,482
(WHISPERS)
Just say yes.
368
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:30,490
...and there may be times
filled with happiness,
sorrow, tears, or laughter.
369
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:33,868
Whatever it may be,
remember love
has given you wings.
370
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,119
How come we didn't
get the wings thing?
371
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,748
I know.
Mambo would've loved that.
372
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,876
So I'll now ask.
373
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,128
Do you, Russell,
take Timir to be your
lawfully wedded spouse?
374
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,923
I do.
375
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,258
And do you, Timir,
take Russell to be your
lawfully wedded spouse?
376
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,844
I do.
377
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,303
Do I? Really?
378
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,264
Oh, I feel nauseous.
379
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,478
Wait till they kiss,
I'll be right there with you.
380
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,440
And by the powers
vested in me by the
state of New York,
381
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,901
I now pronounce
you are married.
382
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,820
If you'd like to seal
this marriage with a kiss,
you may now do so.
383
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:19,664
I don't think so.
384
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:21,916
Yeah, no.
385
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:22,917
Uh, of course not.
386
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,338
So it's not just
in my mind anymore.
387
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,882
You two are legally gay.
388
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,094
Hello, little Shea.
389
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,557
I'm your daddy.
390
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,811
And I'm gonna do
the best I can
to take care of you.
391
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:48,609
Now your mom, she can
go a little Looney Tunes
every once in a while,
392
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,528
but all in all,
she's a good egg.
393
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,363
There you go.
394
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,949
There you go.
Hey.
395
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,744
How's she doing?
Oh, she's perfect.
396
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:58,745
Well, yeah.
397
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,163
Come here, you.
398
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,750
Where'd you run off to?
399
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,626
Well, you know,
I've been feeling
kind of sick lately,
400
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:06,961
so I decided
to get checked out.
401
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,215
Was it that pot roast
you made the other night?
402
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,550
That was a swing and a miss.
403
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:18,890
Jeff, I'm pregnant.
404
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,353
What?
(GIGGLES)
405
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,731
Really?
I know. It's crazy.
406
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,525
I thought we couldn't.
I thought that it was
medically a no-go.
407
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,152
I know. It's...
Well, it's a go.
It's definitely a go.
408
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,030
(CHUCKLES)
409
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:40,745
Is it okay to come in?
410
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,288
Yeah, yeah.
411
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,335
Oh, my God.
She's beautiful.
412
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,170
(GASPS)
413
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,839
Look at her.
Oh, hey.
Hey, Shea.
414
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,967
Hey, your birthday
is our anniversary.
415
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,384
Oh, ours too.
416
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,640
What do you think, Timmy?
Giving you any ideas?
417
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,184
I'm not quite
ready to be a dad.
418
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,437
Uh, I'm the dad.
You're the lady.
419
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,566
Aw, their first fight
as a married couple.
420
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:11,609
Yeah, I can't believe
you guys actually did it.
421
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,071
As great as all that is...
422
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,116
...something even better
happened today.
423
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,703
(CLOSING TIME PLAYING)
424
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,378
♪ Closing Time
425
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,547
♪ Open All The Doors
426
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:37,093
♪ And Let You Out
Into the world
427
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,056
♪ Closing Time
428
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,266
♪ Turn All
Of the lights on
429
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:47,645
♪ Over Every Boy
And every girl
430
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:55,235
♪ I Know Who I Want
To take me home
431
00:19:55,361 --> 00:20:00,324
♪ I Know
Who I want to take me home
432
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,785
♪ I Know Who I Want
To take me home ♪
433
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,043
Mmm.
She looks so peaceful.
434
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,338
Everything feels different.
435
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:18,384
You know, like, petty stuff
doesn't even matter anymore.
436
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,344
Yeah. It's all about her now.
437
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,516
You should get
some sleep, babe.
Yeah.
438
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:27,977
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
439
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,355
Mmm.
Mmm.
440
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,732
(BABY CRYING)
441
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:39,030
Um, your turn.
442
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,990
Come on, Jeff.
I'm pregnant.
443
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:41,908
Barely.
444
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:47,038
Okay. All right.
I will do this feeding.
445
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,455
You can do the next
two diaper changes.
446
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:53,377
Pass. I'll do this feeding.
447
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,046
Nice doing business with you.
448
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,760
JEFF: After I'm done
taking care of Shea,
449
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,136
how about you
take care of daddy?
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