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See this, Dele?
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That's me and Max
on our honeymoon.
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Aw, you used to be very
beautiful, Granny Dottie.
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What are you trying to say?
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That you have always
been very beautiful.
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Good save.
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No, it wasn't.
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I didn't know you
played football.
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Started varsity as a sophomore.
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I almost sacked a guy
who almost went on
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to play semi-pro
Canadian football.
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Cool.
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Where is this?
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Ah, that's our old
lake house. Aw.
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Spent every summer there.
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Why are you so red?
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You look like a hot dog.
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'Cause Granny Dottie sent us
outside without any sunscreen.
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Hey, it was the '70s.
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There was plenty of
ozone to go around.
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That's where my dad
taught me how to fish.
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I got my first kiss there.
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Was it with the fish?
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It was Sarah Palmer.
We both had braces.
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Kiss didn't end till
my dad pried us apart
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with a Swiss Army knife.
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Is that Christina and Douglas?
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No, actually, that's
Christina and that's Douglas.
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Oh.
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You have any old photo albums?
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Of course. Well, you
should bust them out.
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No, thank you.
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Come on, there's nothing
to be embarrassed about.
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Look, here's my naked
phase when I was three.
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Aw, you had such a
cute little heinie.
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Still does.
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I do not want
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to look back at
any of my phases.
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I'm sure Dele would love to see
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some pictures from
your childhood.
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I'm sure he would also love
to go to the school dance,
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but neither one of those
things are going to happen.
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Come on, don't you want to
hear your mom's stories?
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Not if she doesn't
want to share them.
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And I do not.
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But you have
wondered. Of course.
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Well, you see that?
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The kid wants to know
about you. Enough.
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Dele, go to your
room. Yes, Mum.
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My fault. Sorry, bud.
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I'll see you at dinner.
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All right, if there
is nothing else,
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meeting adjourned.
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Oh, before I forget,
our Walmart rep
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gave me two front row tickets
to Celtics-Pistons on Friday.
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How exciting.
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Douglas, you've been
on that account.
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I thought maybe
you'd like to come.
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How exciting for Douglas.
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Friday? I can't.
I have a date.
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Well, you know what? You've
been putting in the hours.
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Take your bus driver
lady to a ball game
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and, here, have a
couple $20 beers on me.
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Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
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Mm-mm. Mm-mm. What "mm-mm"?
What? What's wrong?
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Olivia and I broke up.
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She took that bus and
ran right over his heart.
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She hurt my baby.
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Call me old-fashioned,
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but I hope she dies in a fire.
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Can we just talk about work?
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Well, that's, uh, too bad.
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Boy, you get busy
for a few weeks,
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you-you miss all the news.
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This was three months ago.
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But your platitude still stands.
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Well, I'm sorry, buddy.
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It's not a big deal.
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Is the meeting over?
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Yeah. I'll see you guys later.
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Uh, where did we
land on the tickets?
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Knock yourself out.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Thank you so much
for thinking of me.
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I'm so glad you're dating again.
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You took that
breakup pretty hard.
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You did? He did.
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I was told
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the meeting was adjourned.
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Can I go back to work, please?
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Very good. Stay focused. What
did I tell you at dinner?
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"Make yourself
into a man worthy of love,
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and love will find you."
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I wrote that one down
as soon as you said it.
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You were there, too?
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Oh, yeah, we all went.
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This one turns into quite a poet
after a few glasses of wine.
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Guilty.
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Well, it's good somebody
was there for you.
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Oh, honey, I know how you feel.
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You spend a couple of months
in St. Barts to decompress,
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you come home and,
all of a sudden,
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your kid's graduating
high school.
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I mean, you can't beat yourself
up, you needed the break.
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I wasn't on vacation,
I've been working.
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There you go. Bury the guilt.
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Are you wearing the
cologne I sent? Remember,
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if the judge likes
what he smells,
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he will like what he hears.
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Her son? The lawyer.
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Ooh. Now, run me through
your closing argument.
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No, no, no.
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First, you cite precedent,
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and then you attack the
plaintiff's character.
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This is basic stuff.
Do not be stupid.
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She loves him so much.
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Okay, put the children on.
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Hello, my babies.
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Granny is coming
to see you soon,
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and she's going to get
you in the tickle machine,
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and she's going to tickle you
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and tickle you
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and tickle you.
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Night-night, my cuddle bugs.
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No, I love you more.
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What?
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Just wondering where we
could buy a tickle machine.
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I've never seen
this side of you.
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It is wonderful.
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Yes. I used to think I
didn't like children.
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Turns out, I just
didn't like my own.
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I'm glad you and your
son are talking again.
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And I bet those kids are glad
to have their grandma back.
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Especially since he told
them I was dead.
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What?
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We were fighting.
You say things.
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Did they have questions
when you came back to life?
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They know better than to ask.
It is none of their business.
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So the kids have
to say goodnight
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to the ghost of Grandma Kemi?
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Nigerians don't like
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to share their personal
lives with their children.
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Mm-hmm. You have to
remain infallible.
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Once you show them
you are human,
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you have lost all authority.
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So how do they learn
from your mistakes?
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What mistakes? What mistakes?
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Never mind. My father
was just like you,
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completely closed off.
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For years, all I knew about him
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was that he grunted
and hated tartar sauce.
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Well, elders choose to pass on
what they think is important.
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Hmm. Perhaps condiments and coughing
was all he wanted you to know.
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He didn't even tell me
when he was diagnosed
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with prostate cancer.
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Oh, that's terrible.
Sorry, Gloria.
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All I'm saying is, talk
to your children while you can.
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Funmbi, when was the last time
you had your prostate checked?
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Pass the phone to your wife,
I will tell her what to do.
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Thank you, Gloria.
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Don't thank me.
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I did fall asleep eventually.
The melatonin helped.
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Thank you for the
suggestion.
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I did not know you were
having trouble sleeping.
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Do you also not know
I am on the phone?
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Sorry.
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I have the same problem.
As soon as I lie down,
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it is like a faucet in
the back of my throat.
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Mm. That may be
postnasal drip.
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We'll get you a humidifier
and prop you up on a pillow.
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Excuse me, are you
my friend Abeni,
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who is spending a dollar a
minute just to speak to me?
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No. Then stop talking.
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Sorry.
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At least with the lack of sleep,
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I have almost finished
this month's book.
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I agree it is fantastic.
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I never considered
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what life would be like as
the wife of a time traveler.
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Oh, Kemi read that.
She said that...
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Abeni, let us talk another time.
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I am being spied on.
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I did not know you
were in a book club.
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That must be a nice
way to keep in touch
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with your friends in Nigeria.
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That shirt still
has a stain on it.
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I know,
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and I've tried everything.
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I'm going to have
to throw it out.
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Nonsense. Mix lemon juice with
water, add a pinch of salt,
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spray the shirt,
leave it in the sun
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for an hour. It will
be as good as new.
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Thank you, Mummy.
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You are so full of
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wonderful knowledge.
Who taught you that?
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Who cares who taught me.
It will get out the stain.
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Of course.
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I feel like I am living
with Barbara Walters.
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Hey. Hey.
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So...
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Sup?
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Not much.
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You know, when I say "sup"
to you, I really mean it.
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And I really mean it
when I say "not much."
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I am sorry about your breakup.
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I'm fine. Good.
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Good, good, good.
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You know who's not
good? The Tigers.
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I can't believe some of
the moves they're making.
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It's like they want to lose.
That's what Goodwin said.
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You talk baseball with Goodwin?
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It's our thing now.
I got him into it.
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Thought it was our
thing, but... whatevs.
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You're gonna be okay. You're
gonna meet the right one.
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I know.
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Cool. Cool beans.
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Huh?
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You know, like, tight.
Everything's tight.
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How many of these
do you want done?
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Uh, I want to thread
the whole fleet,
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do a test run in
full production mode.
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Okay, well, I'm almost
done with this one.
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I just got to keep this
yarn from splitting.
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Whoa! Turn it off!
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Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God,
oh, God. Put pressure on it!
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Hold your hand above your head.
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Is it dripping?
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Okay. Oh, my God.
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We got to get you to
the hospital. Come on.
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Okay. I'll call Goodwin.
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We're not calling Goodwin!
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I'm gonna look. You
don't need to do that.
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Just breathe,
we're almost there.
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Ah, I looked.
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I said breathe. Relax.
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When you yell at someone
to relax, they don't relax.
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Hey, it's gonna be okay.
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You don't know
that. Yes, I do.
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You remember that
time at the lake house
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when me and my friends were
going off the rope swing,
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and then you tried
and let go too early,
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and you hit your head on a rock?
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No, I don't remember
that at all.
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Yeah, you were kind
of unconscious.
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The point is, I
got you through it.
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I'm your big brother. I'm
gonna take care of you.
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Okay.
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You're not gonna lose
the finger, you hear me?
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Yeah.
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If you do,
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it's an automatic
conversation starter.
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That's true.
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There's this girl at
my gym with one leg,
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and every time she hops
onto that treadmill,
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I want to know her story.
257
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,080
I'm gonna look again.
258
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,600
I just told you
not to look at it.
259
00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:09,080
Oh, you could see the bone.
You can't see the bone.
260
00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,470
Yes, I can. Yeah,
you can see the bone.
261
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:18,420
Here are my family photos.
262
00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:21,460
I'm willing to answer
questions and share stories.
263
00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:22,930
Really?
264
00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:26,260
Yes. I'm your mother.
You should know about me.
265
00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:27,930
Where is this coming from?
266
00:11:28,130 --> 00:11:29,990
Do you want to see
the photos or not?
267
00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:33,420
Is that you?
268
00:11:33,470 --> 00:11:34,840
Yes.
269
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,180
I had a few awkward
years as a teenager.
270
00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:39,040
I think it just took some time
271
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for you to grow into your head.
272
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Dele.
273
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,250
They used to call me
"head of the class."
274
00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:48,740
That's clever, but very mean.
275
00:11:50,570 --> 00:11:52,990
Wow. Look how young
you and Dad are.
276
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,630
Mm. I was not born
an adult, you know.
277
00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:57,400
I didn't know Dad
had a motorcycle.
278
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,350
Oh, that was mine.
279
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,900
I have so many questions.
280
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It had 600 cc's,
281
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,060
and no, you cannot have one.
282
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,680
Whose wedding is this?
283
00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,750
My cousin. Mm.
284
00:12:14,950 --> 00:12:16,310
That's where your
father and I met.
285
00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:18,650
He was so handsome
286
00:12:18,850 --> 00:12:20,250
and such a good dancer.
287
00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:21,920
I knew I wanted to meet him.
288
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,420
So you made the first move?
289
00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,640
Do not talk to your
mother like that.
290
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,430
Your father was a very
respectful young man.
291
00:12:29,630 --> 00:12:33,080
He asked my father's permission
before he took me out on a date.
292
00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:38,400
You're sitting on
his lap in this one.
293
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,310
Oh.
294
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,440
Isn't this the same wedding?
295
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,040
Yes.
296
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,980
Where you just met?
297
00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:48,530
I think we have shared enough.
298
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:52,750
This is a strange
feeling. What is?
299
00:12:52,950 --> 00:12:56,890
You're not just my
mother. You're a person.
300
00:12:57,090 --> 00:12:59,190
I prefer to just be your mother.
301
00:12:59,390 --> 00:13:01,030
Let's go back to that.
302
00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:03,110
Too late.
303
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,330
It's gonna be fine.
Abishola's on her way.
304
00:13:09,530 --> 00:13:11,476
She doesn't need to do that.
I'm feeling much better.
305
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,700
No, I'm not. Okay.
306
00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:14,370
Sit.
307
00:13:15,970 --> 00:13:17,980
Hi. You might know my
wife, Abishola Adebambo.
308
00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:19,780
She's a nurse in cardiology.
309
00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:21,460
She told me to tell
you to bump us up.
310
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,030
Is the person you're
with experiencing
311
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,280
chest pains or in labor?
312
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,850
No. Have a seat.
313
00:13:26,050 --> 00:13:27,896
Listen, lady, that's my
little brother over there,
314
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,960
a-and his finger's
damn near falling off.
315
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,196
I don't care what it costs,
I want him seen right now,
316
00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:33,990
you hear me? Thank you.
317
00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:35,190
Security, stand by.
318
00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:36,880
I'm sitting. I'm sitting.
319
00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:42,400
You're gonna be okay.
I'm such an idiot.
320
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,070
I can't even make a sock
without mutilating myself.
321
00:13:45,270 --> 00:13:47,540
Look, accidents happen.
It's just bad luck.
322
00:13:47,740 --> 00:13:49,340
I'll never play banjo again.
323
00:13:49,540 --> 00:13:51,080
You never played before.
324
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,710
Well, now it's
off the table. Oh.
325
00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:56,050
Bob. There you are.
326
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,250
Wife of mine.
327
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,526
Are you
okay, Douglas?
328
00:13:58,550 --> 00:14:00,420
No. Why are you still waiting?
329
00:14:00,620 --> 00:14:02,090
Her.
330
00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:03,766
I guess if you're not
losing an organ...
331
00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:05,766
Why is my brother-in-law
sitting in the waiting room
332
00:14:05,790 --> 00:14:07,190
with a grade three laceration?
333
00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:08,430
We're swamped down here.
334
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:09,900
If he even loses a fingernail
335
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,130
due to your negligence,
336
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,920
I'll report you to
the review board.
337
00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:17,100
Review board.
338
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,490
She's good.
339
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,840
Success!
No fingers left behind.
340
00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:28,680
Bring it in, buddy.
341
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,350
I didn't expect
everybody to be here.
342
00:14:31,550 --> 00:14:32,950
All right, let's
give him some room.
343
00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:34,590
No, no, it's nice.
344
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,660
Enough, he needs
to rest. Come.
345
00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:39,496
We brought ice cream.
Would you like some?
346
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:40,690
Sounds good, thanks.
347
00:14:40,890 --> 00:14:43,510
I-I think everyone
would like ice cream.
348
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:46,560
You're on heavy pain medication.
349
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,240
You might have some
trouble with food.
350
00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:50,140
Good point. Just a beer.
351
00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:51,870
I think everyone
would like a beer.
352
00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:54,170
I got him some ice.
353
00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:57,530
Ooh, thank you. We
got you some ice.
354
00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:01,380
So, what happened, sweetie?
355
00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:04,020
I was just being
careless. Classic Douglas.
356
00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:05,580
Enough of that, it
was an accident.
357
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,050
I don't want to say it again.
358
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,790
Okay. You have spent
359
00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:10,920
hour after hour working
on that warehouse floor.
360
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,006
Hell, you've been coming in on
the weekends just to learn the
361
00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:15,406
new machines. If this happened
to somebody as skilled as you,
362
00:15:15,430 --> 00:15:16,960
it could've happened to anybody.
363
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,100
Thanks, Bob. You're welcome.
364
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:22,100
We're all just glad
you're okay. Mm.
365
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,790
I love you, buddy.
366
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:26,820
I love you, too.
367
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:31,240
Did you see
that the Lions, they...
368
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,650
they fired their
offensive coordinator?
369
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,426
They had to do something.
The guy's running
370
00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:37,130
a West Coast offense
without the personnel.
371
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:40,240
They really do love each other.
372
00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:43,020
Guess you have to lose a finger
373
00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:45,220
to receive some affection
around here.
374
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:47,910
Honey, give it a rest.
375
00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:50,900
You will be fine. I still have
376
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,230
the scar on my hand from
when I was a little girl.
377
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,070
I got it playing
in the tool shed
378
00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:56,700
at my grandfather's farm.
379
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,300
I remember that.
380
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,220
I did not know
great-grandfather had a farm.
381
00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:01,710
He grew cassava.
382
00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:04,280
We would drive up and help
him harvest it by hand.
383
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,940
Working on your
grandfather's farm
384
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:07,740
must've been a very
special time for you.
385
00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:10,180
You know, my Uncle Willy
had a sweet corn farm.
386
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:12,850
Bob, please. My
mother is speaking.
387
00:16:13,050 --> 00:16:15,220
All right.
388
00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:16,566
Well, in August, we would all
389
00:16:16,590 --> 00:16:17,940
pile in the car, and then we...
390
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,200
You starting to like baseball?
391
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,240
No, not really.
392
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,540
It grows on you.
393
00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:38,110
Okay.
394
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:40,780
So, this spring training
game does not even count?
395
00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:42,610
Nope. Basically,
a big practice.
396
00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:46,380
And because you were at work,
the game already happened.
397
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:49,490
But instead of just looking up
who won, you are watching it.
398
00:16:49,690 --> 00:16:51,620
I'm a complicated man.
399
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:54,760
That is
one way to put it.
400
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,830
Aw, my brother says
his date went well.
401
00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:02,870
Mm. That is wonderful.
Yeah, hang on,
402
00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:04,570
let me write him back.
403
00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:06,820
Thumbs up. Party hat.
404
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,980
Good for him. After
ending a relationship,
405
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:12,580
it can be hard to try again.
406
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,410
Tell me about it.
After my divorce,
407
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:16,950
I had trouble moving on.
408
00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:18,650
You are being modest.
409
00:17:18,850 --> 00:17:20,650
No man who can
flirt with a woman
410
00:17:20,850 --> 00:17:22,120
while wearing a hospital gown
411
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,460
has trouble with the
ladies.
412
00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:25,980
I'm telling you.
It went Lorraine,
413
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:28,190
a lot of frozen pizzas
for dinner, and then you.
414
00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:31,500
Aw, you love me more than pizza.
415
00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:36,000
What about you? A lot of
microwave jollof after Tayo?
416
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:39,290
Uh, I had a boyfriend or two.
417
00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:43,910
Was it "a" or two?
418
00:17:44,110 --> 00:17:46,940
One was very serious.
His name was Ke...
419
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,030
You know what? I think
we shared enough for now.
420
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,470
Okay. Okay.
421
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,890
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