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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,917 --> 00:00:15,625 Vulcani The Vermouth of Champions 2 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:03,417 We're giving ourselves a lot of trouble for nothing. 3 00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:05,333 There's no one to drink that. 4 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,417 We sold two cases yesterday. 5 00:01:08,583 --> 00:01:11,125 Of course it wasn't easy. 6 00:01:11,292 --> 00:01:14,583 I told them the story of your burial! 7 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:17,542 With the poor man's hearse and me behind it, 8 00:01:17,708 --> 00:01:20,167 in the rain, wearing clogs. 9 00:01:21,083 --> 00:01:25,958 I keep adding rainfall to that story. Soon I'll add snow! 10 00:01:26,125 --> 00:01:28,125 Clients are becoming tyrannical. 11 00:01:28,292 --> 00:01:31,333 No! Not that. Wait. 12 00:01:33,208 --> 00:01:35,708 Soft drinks make them angry. 13 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:38,917 It gives them stomach acid. 14 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:43,542 If only you'd known those Saturday nights... 15 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:48,917 When the paycheck would go from the shop to the beer tab. 16 00:01:50,125 --> 00:01:54,167 Now the paycheck goes into gas. 17 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:58,083 - You're leaving? - I have to, Mom. 18 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:03,875 Fine. I'm going to Vaillance to have a drink. 19 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,792 Later on I'll go see Mrs. BĂ©range. 20 00:02:09,083 --> 00:02:12,708 She just received Calvados from her niece in Normandy. 21 00:02:12,917 --> 00:02:15,333 Say "hi" for me. 22 00:02:15,917 --> 00:02:19,875 And don't commemorate too much. Don't tire your memory. 23 00:02:20,958 --> 00:02:22,833 Don't come in too late. 24 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:29,375 Don't miss that step this time, hey Mom? 25 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:49,250 The volcano 26 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:51,750 was once a symbol of strength, 27 00:02:51,958 --> 00:02:55,042 but it's now become man's friend. A benefactor. 28 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:59,750 Vulcani comforts in the winter and refreshes in the summer. 29 00:02:59,917 --> 00:03:02,458 It also stimulates the lymphatic system. 30 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:08,000 It's an explosion of dreams that offers meditation to poets. 31 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:11,000 Vulcani is not advertised on television. 32 00:03:11,167 --> 00:03:13,042 It allows the genius of humanity 33 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:15,792 to penetrate the jumble of the consumer's life. 34 00:03:15,958 --> 00:03:19,708 For every dozen bottles you buy, Vulcani offers you 35 00:03:19,917 --> 00:03:23,417 ashtrays molded in volcanic lava, 36 00:03:23,625 --> 00:03:25,208 ...and this! 37 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:32,458 The aristocracy of Westminster. The resilience of Besançon. 38 00:03:33,042 --> 00:03:34,875 Swiss know-how 39 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:36,750 and Parisian chic. 40 00:03:36,958 --> 00:03:38,542 Tell me, Antoine. 41 00:03:40,417 --> 00:03:42,708 Aren't you ashamed of selling poison? 42 00:03:42,875 --> 00:03:45,375 It's not actually poison. 43 00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:50,292 I admit it may look like it, but it's not. 44 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:53,000 Some people did end up at the asylum! 45 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:56,625 Some ended up with swollen hands or feet, 46 00:03:56,792 --> 00:03:58,375 but never their head. 47 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:00,833 And you find that normal? 48 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,500 Why don't we change the subject? 49 00:04:03,667 --> 00:04:06,042 What do you know about life, LĂ©once? 50 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:11,542 I saw the bad times coming a long time ago. 51 00:04:12,833 --> 00:04:14,375 Real bad times. 52 00:04:15,292 --> 00:04:17,000 War. 53 00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:18,625 Peace. 54 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:21,042 Then ÉloĂŻse. 55 00:04:22,167 --> 00:04:25,167 ÉloĂŻse was probably not right for me. 56 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:29,167 She looked like a princess with large breasts, 57 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:31,333 and a distinguished air... 58 00:04:32,917 --> 00:04:35,208 A little bit like you, Mrs. LĂ©once. 59 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,583 She was hoping 60 00:04:36,792 --> 00:04:38,958 I'd lead a triple star career. 61 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:42,042 She left me for a Martini representative. 62 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:43,292 She lives in Le VĂ©sinet, 63 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:46,292 in a house with a willow tree and a fishpond. 64 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:48,667 It doesn't beat Enghien. 65 00:04:49,292 --> 00:04:51,250 I don't see what's the point. 66 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,167 Enghien is unique. 67 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:55,500 At night it looks like Austria. 68 00:04:55,708 --> 00:04:58,292 Maybe that's where I'll end up. 69 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:01,083 After going further and further away. 70 00:05:02,208 --> 00:05:04,375 I've no more customers in Paris. 71 00:05:04,542 --> 00:05:07,500 Some bars even close when they see me coming. 72 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:11,292 I'm sinking deeper and deeper. 73 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:14,958 The outskirts. And soon, provincial towns. 74 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,542 And one day, abroad. 75 00:05:18,792 --> 00:05:20,458 Then no one will see me again. 76 00:05:21,833 --> 00:05:27,208 Just like those old soda salesmen who were gone one day. 77 00:05:28,125 --> 00:05:30,125 Maybe I should do the same. 78 00:05:30,583 --> 00:05:33,292 Why do you say that, Monsieur Antoine? 79 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,833 She's right, why? 80 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,292 What can I say? I sell stuff no one wants. 81 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:42,500 Just put me to sleep or give me a rope to hang myself. 82 00:05:48,708 --> 00:05:50,500 Okay, I'll buy you a case. 83 00:05:51,167 --> 00:05:55,625 - One? Out of charity? - They're impossible to sell! 84 00:05:55,792 --> 00:05:58,333 I'm not asking you to sell, but to buy. 85 00:05:58,667 --> 00:06:03,333 Don't forget. With two cases you get the clock. 86 00:06:03,542 --> 00:06:05,875 With all the ones I have I could fill my storefront. 87 00:06:06,042 --> 00:06:07,750 I'm not a clockmaker! 88 00:06:07,917 --> 00:06:09,833 Soon I'll need a storage room. 89 00:06:10,042 --> 00:06:12,542 Sometimes I wonder if you have a heart, LĂ©once. 90 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:13,833 You're rather terse. 91 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:18,750 Fine. I'll take two cases. 92 00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:21,042 But don't come back before at least 6 months. 93 00:06:22,125 --> 00:06:24,375 Did I ever impose myself? 94 00:07:12,417 --> 00:07:16,833 HOW TO MAKE GOOD WHEN ONE IS A JERK AND A CRYBABY 95 00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:45,958 What are you complaining about! 96 00:07:46,125 --> 00:07:48,083 You're involved in a profitable company. 97 00:07:48,292 --> 00:07:51,125 - So? - You call passing the hat 98 00:07:51,292 --> 00:07:54,458 "being involved?" I'm an artist, not a beggar. 99 00:07:55,292 --> 00:07:58,083 Artists like you are a dime a dozen. 100 00:07:58,292 --> 00:08:03,958 And assholes like you are even easier to find! 101 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:06,208 Mind you own business. 102 00:08:06,375 --> 00:08:08,083 Foisnard and me are together. 103 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:10,958 If you fire him, I'll go show my ass elsewhere. 104 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:13,750 Yes, but not to Foisnard. For what it's worth for him... 105 00:08:13,917 --> 00:08:15,250 Okay, fine. 106 00:08:15,417 --> 00:08:17,792 Monsieur got carried away. I'm sure he's sorry. 107 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,917 Talented as you are! 108 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:23,875 To think you're wasting your career with a loser like that. 109 00:08:24,042 --> 00:08:25,542 If only you'd listen to me. 110 00:08:25,708 --> 00:08:28,917 I could change from a loser to someone pretentious. 111 00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:33,542 Foisnard's crazy, but he knows it. That's how I like 'em, hey baby? 112 00:08:33,708 --> 00:08:38,083 I don't want to brag, but in terms of stupidity... 113 00:08:38,292 --> 00:08:42,500 Some aristocrats and social climbers can also be assholes. 114 00:08:42,667 --> 00:08:44,125 So! Are we staying or leaving? 115 00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:46,917 You can't leave now! Busloads of Belgians are on their way! 116 00:08:47,125 --> 00:08:49,542 Flat rate for Foisnard? 117 00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:52,625 I see you're having fun... 118 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,583 Well! The threesome is complete. 119 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:56,667 If you came to peddle your clocks, out! 120 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:58,500 - I'm not here for that. - Good. 121 00:08:58,667 --> 00:09:00,375 And you. Are you here to rehearse? 122 00:09:00,542 --> 00:09:03,708 - We're not at percentage. - No, you're flat rate. 123 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:06,708 For two minutes. That's why he said that. 124 00:09:06,917 --> 00:09:10,583 He won't be here for long. If it wasn't for the girl. 125 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:14,333 Did you hear how she talks to me? She really opens up. 126 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:17,250 She likes me, that's all. 127 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:21,125 Why are you here? 128 00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:23,167 Don't worry I sold some today. 129 00:09:28,458 --> 00:09:30,417 Her name is Marie-JosĂ©e. 130 00:09:30,958 --> 00:09:36,333 I met her three weeks ago under unusual circumstances... 131 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:38,250 You don't have to tell me. 132 00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:42,708 Since then I have dinner with her every other night, 133 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,583 in candle-lit restaurants. 134 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:52,583 I take her home, kiss her and wait for the light to come on. 135 00:09:57,083 --> 00:09:59,167 Why don't I go in? 136 00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:01,250 It would probably be in bad taste. 137 00:10:01,417 --> 00:10:03,583 You wouldn't understand. 138 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:06,083 I can see her big brown eyes from here. 139 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:09,542 What a look! You can't imagine. 140 00:10:10,792 --> 00:10:11,917 Look at that... 141 00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:15,208 When I'm with her I'm at a loss for words. 142 00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:19,292 I'm blocked. Yet I'd have a lot to say, you know that. 143 00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:24,083 But if I tell her "I love you" out of the blue... 144 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,708 I can see her flowery eyes from here... And yet. 145 00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:31,625 Tell her what your father used to say to your mother, 146 00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:35,375 since she was so distinguished. She called him Mr. Barfly, 147 00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:38,167 - Bottoms Up or Clobbered Head. - That's my dad! 148 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:40,833 What's all that talking about? 149 00:10:41,042 --> 00:10:43,208 Good for you! I feel the same! 150 00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:45,667 Who asked you, asshole? 151 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,625 What a teaser! 152 00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:56,250 I've created a true bomb no woman can resist. 153 00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:03,208 This morning, a pigeon landed on my window sill, 154 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:04,667 but I know... 155 00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:07,708 He's not even playing anymore. 156 00:11:09,292 --> 00:11:11,500 O angel of softness! 157 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:14,208 Soothe my suffering 158 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:18,250 with the graceful charm of your kindness. 159 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:21,917 I've gathered all of the evening's teardrops for you. 160 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,250 Say yes. 161 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,458 What do you think? 162 00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:28,292 Send it C.O.D. 163 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:31,000 It would lessen the impact. She likes my voice. 164 00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:33,708 Recite it to her. 165 00:11:33,875 --> 00:11:35,917 I'd never be able to... 166 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:37,708 Record it and send her a copy. 167 00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:41,625 You're a genius, Foisnard! 168 00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:44,125 Yeah. 169 00:11:44,833 --> 00:11:48,833 O angel of softness! 170 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,667 Soothe my suffering 171 00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:56,583 with the graceful charm of your kindness. 172 00:11:57,333 --> 00:12:01,042 I've gathered all of the evening's teardrops for you. 173 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:02,958 Say yes. 174 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:40,208 O angel of softness! 175 00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:43,125 Soothe my suffering 176 00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:47,583 with the graceful charm of your kindness. 177 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:43,167 - These flowers are pretty. - You don't deserve them. 178 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:46,542 How could you do such a thing? 179 00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:50,292 After calling you my angel of softness? Didn't you know? 180 00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,375 Well, just wait. 181 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:57,417 I brought you this. It's simple, but it's nice. 182 00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:59,208 Like all great things. 183 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:02,250 With a moving passage. 184 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,583 We could play it once in a while. 185 00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:06,500 Is it Pink Floyd? 186 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,458 No but... 187 00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:11,333 it's moving just the same. 188 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,375 It's really interesting for us. For the future. 189 00:14:15,542 --> 00:14:19,250 - Promise not to cry? - I'd have preferred Pink Floyd. 190 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,917 To die for such a stupid reason. 191 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:25,917 I decided to end it all at the stroke of midnight. 192 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:28,333 You waited for me until midnight? 193 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:32,792 Not really. I just came to say I wouldn't be able to make it. 194 00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:36,875 I had a date with GĂ©rard, but he didn't show up. 195 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,458 Who's GĂ©rard? 196 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:40,250 GĂ©gĂ©! 197 00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:41,875 The hotel director. 198 00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:43,667 My boss. 199 00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:46,083 I'm crazy about him. He's crazy about me. 200 00:14:46,292 --> 00:14:47,875 We're crazy about each other. 201 00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:50,833 We have wild sex. It's incredible. 202 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,792 Unfortunately, it's every other night. 203 00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,375 On the days we're not together? 204 00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:58,250 How did you guess? 205 00:14:58,417 --> 00:14:59,708 Just like that. 206 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:03,250 He has to go home once in a while to care for his jellyfish. 207 00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:07,583 - He's raising a jellyfish? - A monster. His wife. 208 00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:11,167 She's horrible. The poor soul feels sorry for her. 209 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:15,500 He got married against his will? 210 00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:17,833 They don't sleep together? 211 00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:21,542 You really have psychic powers! 212 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:26,667 - Why doesn't he divorce? - The poor darling has to eat! 213 00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:31,917 The hotel belongs to his wife, his house too, and all else. 214 00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:37,167 Plus she's jealous! Imagine! She has no breasts. 215 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:40,458 She's got lobster eyes and she's jealous! 216 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:44,333 She thinks GĂ©gĂ© cheats! 217 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,917 - Darling! - GĂ©gĂ©! 218 00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:50,083 Why did you do that, you crazy little thing! 219 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:54,667 When I saw you had no line I ran to see you. Building was gone! 220 00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:58,750 The concierge is shell-shocked. She thinks we're in 1916, 221 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,792 and that Paris has just been bombed. 222 00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:05,000 You're spoiling me! 223 00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:06,750 My darling! 224 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:14,167 When the police gave me your letter signed "Little bird," 225 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,917 I thought... 226 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:21,542 - I thought... - My heart had stopped beating, 227 00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:23,542 and that it was icy cold. 228 00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:28,917 Yes. Exactly. 229 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,167 Now promise to behave! 230 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:34,750 As soon as you get better we'll go somewhere. 231 00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:37,292 Really? You swear? 232 00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:41,333 I've booked the plane tickets, the hotel, everything. 233 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,792 It'll be just you and me. 234 00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:45,583 Naked. Sunbathing. 235 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,458 - Where? - Malibu Beach. 236 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,042 Exactly. 237 00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:54,917 It was either that or Tahiti. 238 00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:01,208 I can already see us under the straw hut. 239 00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:05,375 With the radio and ice-cold drinks. 240 00:17:05,542 --> 00:17:07,375 - What about your wife? - My wife? 241 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:09,833 The hell with her. 242 00:17:10,042 --> 00:17:12,333 - What an asshole. - Your wife? 243 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,958 No. Her! 244 00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:15,875 It's her third suicide attempt. 245 00:17:16,042 --> 00:17:20,000 First by drowning, then electrocution and now gas. 246 00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:22,792 Water, gas and electricity. 247 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,792 Exactly. 248 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:30,125 My worst fault is that I don't know how to break up. 249 00:17:30,292 --> 00:17:34,917 I'm stuck to her even if she's no great shakes. 250 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:37,917 Hardheaded and jelly-assed. The opposite of what I like. 251 00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:40,208 She's got flowery eyes. 252 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,375 A poetic silhouette. 253 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:46,708 - She's blonde. - Not even! 254 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:51,792 - Pleasure meeting you, dear sir. - See you soon, GĂ©rard. 255 00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,083 You're in the restaurant business? 256 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,542 - Yes. - I sell liquor. 257 00:17:58,125 --> 00:18:01,792 We'll surely do business together. 258 00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:03,958 Let's have dinner sometimes. 259 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,667 But my wife's cooking is unfit for humans. 260 00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:10,250 We'll go to a restaurant and maybe I'll bring a friend. 261 00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,333 Will she be out of hospital? 262 00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:17,333 Whether it's keys, razors or women, I always have a back-up. 263 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000 - Hello. - Hello. 264 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,917 - Your boss is not here? - No. 265 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:52,333 I've brought him a gift I'm sure he'll enjoy. 266 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:55,417 GĂ©gĂ© is out for his daily jogging session. 267 00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:58,208 He looks great for 45! 268 00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:07,292 I'm happy to see you're better. You look great. 269 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:08,542 Just great. 270 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,792 - No more dark thoughts? - Over and done. 271 00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:21,000 I've realized it's the other bitch who should die. Not me. 272 00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:23,542 - Miss, I have a message. - Just a moment. 273 00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:25,833 Say that again? 274 00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:29,583 Ever seen Saint Michael crushing the snake? 275 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,750 That's how I'll crush that Medusa. 276 00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:36,500 Marie-Jo, sweetie, I admire your devotion, 277 00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:39,333 - Please, miss! - One second! 278 00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:43,000 I admire your devotion, but... 279 00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:44,625 Don't do something stupid... 280 00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,542 - Too late! - Meaning? 281 00:19:47,042 --> 00:19:51,167 I went to the monster's lair and sawed the steering bar off. 282 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:55,083 - I need more important info... - Than this? I doubt it. 283 00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:57,792 Do you realize what you've done? 284 00:19:58,333 --> 00:19:59,667 I do very well. 285 00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:02,375 At the first turn, that bitch hits a tree. 286 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:05,750 At worst, she has to go to America to be patched up, 287 00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:07,875 but I get to see GĂ©gĂ© every night. 288 00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:11,208 At best, GĂ©gĂ© becomes a widower and I get to marry him. 289 00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:14,250 Mrs. Malempin! 290 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:20,292 Mrs. Malempin! 291 00:20:23,292 --> 00:20:24,875 Mrs. Malempin! 292 00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,125 GĂ©rard! 293 00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:44,958 My dear GĂ©rard! 294 00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:01,042 Mrs. Malempin! 295 00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:18,833 Sorry, miss. I thought you were Mrs. Malempin. 296 00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:20,375 I am Mrs. Malempin. 297 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,083 I'm not here to make jokes. 298 00:21:23,292 --> 00:21:26,208 Neither am I. But I am Mrs. Malempin. 299 00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:30,125 I know Mrs. Malempin very well and she's... 300 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,500 Mrs. Malempin has lobster eyes, so... 301 00:21:38,542 --> 00:21:42,333 My husband likes to say I'm goitrous, prognathous 302 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,542 and stricken with mental stupor. 303 00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:46,667 - Really? - Yes. 304 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:49,375 I'm so confused, Madam! 305 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,250 Thoroughly confused! 306 00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:53,375 But I prefer this. 307 00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:57,458 You don't have lobster eyes. Quite the contrary, 308 00:21:57,625 --> 00:22:01,708 they're very expressive, very pretty and very... 309 00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:03,083 Very elegant. 310 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:06,167 - But who are you, sir? - Zorro. 311 00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:10,583 You were tied to the tracks, the train was approaching... 312 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:13,500 Thank God, I got here on time. 313 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:16,458 Antoine Robineau, wines and spirits. 314 00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:21,333 Madam, some people are hatching a plot against you. 315 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,250 Who are they? 316 00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:28,250 In circumstances I shall not disclose, 317 00:22:28,417 --> 00:22:30,542 someone whose name shall remain secret 318 00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:33,500 has told me things I can't repeat. 319 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:38,917 But roughly put, the idea was to have you crash into a tree, 320 00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:41,833 - and leave you there. - The little slut told you that? 321 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,125 Yes. 322 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:50,875 Up until now, she was suicidal. Fine. Don Juan'll pay the bill. 323 00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:53,958 My husband's having a tough midlife crisis. 324 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:57,250 What will this klutz come up with next? 325 00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:58,750 Madam, 326 00:22:58,917 --> 00:23:01,333 may I inspect your car? 327 00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:02,833 What? 328 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,833 It's vital. 329 00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:08,500 How original! You have the same car as your husband. 330 00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:12,958 No, he has the same as me. I ended up buying him one. 331 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,792 My car was always full of 332 00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:18,208 dirty combs and cigarette stubs, and smelled like cheap perfume. 333 00:23:19,125 --> 00:23:23,708 Madam, I am dumbfounded. The mystery deepens. 334 00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:25,583 The plot thickens! 335 00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:28,750 Was I fooled? 336 00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:31,958 Your steering bar is intact. 337 00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:36,833 All there's left for me to do is leave. 338 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,167 Reassured, yet confused. 339 00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,458 Extraordinarily confused. 340 00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:49,375 It's only in bad movies that cars are driven off cliffs. 341 00:23:49,542 --> 00:23:52,250 In real life, people simply stop at a garage. 342 00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:05,667 How quiet! 343 00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:08,417 What a beautiful place! 344 00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:11,417 - How wonderful! - You like? 345 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:14,833 It's magical! A larch... 346 00:24:15,542 --> 00:24:17,000 Canonical! 347 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:21,833 Oak trees... centuries old. 348 00:24:25,167 --> 00:24:28,125 - A willow... - A weeping one. 349 00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:34,125 - Geese! - Swans! 350 00:24:37,958 --> 00:24:42,000 "O lake! The year has scarcely spun its course. 351 00:24:42,167 --> 00:24:44,792 "Now, by the waves she meant to see again, 352 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,292 "Watch how I sit, alone, upon this stone 353 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:51,917 "On which you saw her then," etc. 354 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:54,667 There's money to be made. 355 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,375 PLM Saint-Jacques, hello? 356 00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:05,333 Someone called from Marmottan. The boss had a car accident. 357 00:25:05,542 --> 00:25:06,833 Is it serious? 358 00:25:07,958 --> 00:25:10,083 The boss is in the hospital. 359 00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:12,500 Several fractures, maybe even the spine. 360 00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:14,292 They're waiting for the X-rays. 361 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:17,375 The spine... Everything! He's in pieces! 362 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:21,458 He's in a coma. He's done for. What do we do? 363 00:25:22,667 --> 00:25:26,958 Get Henri to collect money. He's honest. He does a good job. 364 00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:29,833 Chipping in for the wreath? 365 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,042 - What wreath? - The boss died in a car crash. 366 00:26:22,292 --> 00:26:24,958 - The attendant's not here? - Poor girl... 367 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:28,708 - What do you mean? - She shouted out 368 00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:30,917 - and then she ran off. - Where to? 369 00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:33,083 - Under a bus most likely. - What? 370 00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:35,208 She loved our boss so much! 371 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:39,250 She no longer does? She left, because she no longer does? 372 00:26:40,042 --> 00:26:41,542 He's dead! 373 00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:47,458 Goddammit! 374 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,792 We all loved him. 375 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:56,083 We collected 2,772.15 francs. 376 00:27:51,792 --> 00:27:53,083 Gas on every floor 377 00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:13,875 You were right, she's a pain in the neck! 378 00:28:14,917 --> 00:28:17,875 I didn't expect to see you again so soon. 379 00:28:18,042 --> 00:28:19,042 Me neither! 380 00:28:19,542 --> 00:28:21,792 Number 12 and 14, keep it down! 381 00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:26,333 Miss, can you move our beds closer so we can chat? 382 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:30,583 Then what? We already did once and see how that worked out! 383 00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,000 Swine! 384 00:28:35,042 --> 00:28:37,958 - She's not easy-going! - They call her Miss Crabby. 385 00:28:43,125 --> 00:28:44,875 How did it happen? 386 00:28:46,167 --> 00:28:47,667 Normally. 387 00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:51,750 I felt my car pulling to the right. 388 00:28:52,667 --> 00:28:56,750 So I thought, "Oh well, it's pulling to the right." 389 00:28:57,625 --> 00:29:00,375 Then a mechanic I had never seen 390 00:29:00,542 --> 00:29:04,625 yelled, "Looks like your car's pulling to the right!" 391 00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:09,292 Well, that mechanic is on the upper floor now. 392 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:14,375 Ever noticed how quick things go? 393 00:29:14,875 --> 00:29:19,500 Ever hit a gas pump, floored the mechanic 394 00:29:19,667 --> 00:29:22,250 and smashed into 28 cars all at once? 395 00:29:24,417 --> 00:29:27,125 Since we're giving out funny examples... 396 00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:30,667 What happens when you ring a doorbell? 397 00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:35,500 - Someone opens the door? - No, that was yesterday. 398 00:29:35,667 --> 00:29:38,125 Today, you go straight into an ambulance. 399 00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:45,208 An era of fury and upheaval is upon us... 400 00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:48,167 In Nostradamus' predictions... 401 00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:50,500 - Don't touch! - It's confiscated. 402 00:29:50,708 --> 00:29:52,583 Transistors are forbidden. 403 00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:55,333 - It's a tape-recorder! - Same thing! 404 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:58,167 - It doesn't play, it talks! - Talks nonsense all right! 405 00:29:58,333 --> 00:30:00,875 - What's going on? - He has a tape-recorder. 406 00:30:01,042 --> 00:30:02,042 Give it to me. 407 00:30:02,917 --> 00:30:05,500 "This morning, at the crossroads, 408 00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:07,667 "a pigeon settled in. 409 00:30:08,167 --> 00:30:11,167 "As I was confiding in him my heart's secrets, 410 00:30:11,333 --> 00:30:14,292 "he flew towards you. 411 00:30:14,708 --> 00:30:16,792 "But I know that tomorrow 412 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,375 "the bird will come back. 413 00:30:18,542 --> 00:30:22,417 "And depending on your answer, bring back a smile to my face. 414 00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:25,792 "O angel of softness..." 415 00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:28,917 I'm sure you're not wearing a bra. 416 00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:30,792 Disgusting. I'll tell the head nurse. 417 00:30:30,958 --> 00:30:33,750 - Are you working tonight? - I'll work something out. 418 00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:37,708 "I've gathered all of the evening's teardrops..." 419 00:30:37,875 --> 00:30:39,000 How beautiful! 420 00:30:39,167 --> 00:30:40,000 "Say yes..." 421 00:30:40,167 --> 00:30:41,167 Beautiful! 422 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,208 Bravo! 423 00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:07,167 - You're not cold? - No. I'm OK. 424 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:10,083 You need to be looked after like a kid. 425 00:31:10,250 --> 00:31:13,083 When you need something, just say it! 426 00:31:22,125 --> 00:31:24,625 What's wrong with him? 427 00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:26,875 What's wrong? 428 00:31:29,750 --> 00:31:32,500 I'm not used to being pampered like this. 429 00:31:33,708 --> 00:31:35,625 You're babying me too much! 430 00:31:36,875 --> 00:31:40,542 Nobody's ever taken care of me. Except for Mommy. 431 00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:48,292 Thanks to you Miss Jean, I have a family, a home... 432 00:31:48,917 --> 00:31:50,333 meaning in my life. 433 00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:55,542 Mom would be happy to see me here, 434 00:31:55,708 --> 00:31:57,500 much like the doctor. 435 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:01,042 Taking fresh air! 436 00:32:02,542 --> 00:32:04,500 How could I ever pay you back? 437 00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:08,167 I'll buy you a chiming clock. 438 00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:11,667 Not the plastic volcano kind? 439 00:32:12,292 --> 00:32:13,875 Yes, why? 440 00:32:16,792 --> 00:32:20,667 It's got a plastic volcano? What else? 441 00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:25,667 Lights... and at noon it sings "Santa Lucia." 442 00:32:25,958 --> 00:32:26,958 Really? 443 00:32:27,292 --> 00:32:29,000 Can't make that stuff up. 444 00:32:31,042 --> 00:32:34,292 You're not a good person. I'll tell you something... 445 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:42,500 What do we do? We take the train... 446 00:32:42,708 --> 00:32:45,167 It'd be more reasonable to take 4 o'clock tea. 447 00:32:45,375 --> 00:32:48,333 All right. So, one, two, three teas. 448 00:32:48,542 --> 00:32:51,292 If you don't mind, I'd rather have soup. 449 00:32:53,542 --> 00:32:58,250 Every night at 4 p.m., mom makes me split pea soup. 450 00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:02,583 You think we've split pea soup? 451 00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:03,958 Well, go buy some. 452 00:33:05,125 --> 00:33:06,125 Where? 453 00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:07,875 You can find it everywhere. 454 00:33:08,042 --> 00:33:09,292 Of course. 455 00:33:09,458 --> 00:33:11,625 Please, don't put yourself out. 456 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:25,667 Say, Antoine, are you chatting me up? 457 00:33:32,542 --> 00:33:34,875 Ah, dear CĂ©cile... 458 00:33:35,042 --> 00:33:36,958 "Ah, dear CĂ©cile..." 459 00:33:37,417 --> 00:33:39,417 Home sweet home... 460 00:33:39,625 --> 00:33:43,417 - That's what you were about to say. - Yes. 461 00:33:44,042 --> 00:33:48,750 I think being apart from you brought me closer to you, 462 00:33:48,917 --> 00:33:51,375 made me more human... Yes... 463 00:33:51,542 --> 00:33:53,375 More receptive. 464 00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:56,583 Are you hoping to break up with me soon 465 00:33:56,750 --> 00:34:00,083 or to become the cemetery's most receptive man? 466 00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:04,708 That certain someone was unruly, but she meant no harm. 467 00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:06,750 No, she meant to have me hit a tree. 468 00:34:06,917 --> 00:34:09,208 I don't know who told you this... 469 00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:10,958 A gentleman. 470 00:34:11,375 --> 00:34:12,875 "A gentleman"... 471 00:34:13,792 --> 00:34:16,625 When you'll want to learn about elegance, 472 00:34:16,792 --> 00:34:19,167 true elegance, elegance of the heart, 473 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:22,500 I'll introduce you to Antoine Robineau. 474 00:34:24,583 --> 00:34:28,958 The wine tanker? The gnome? The man with crayfish eyes? 475 00:34:29,125 --> 00:34:31,917 Perhaps I saw him through my lobster eyes. 476 00:34:34,917 --> 00:34:36,708 He was here. 477 00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:41,458 On this very spot. And he looked at the swans. 478 00:34:43,292 --> 00:34:45,625 It was wonderful! Some of his lines of poetry 479 00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:48,000 are still running through my head. 480 00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:55,083 O angel of softness! 481 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,833 Soothe my suffering 482 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,333 with the graceful charm of your kindness. 483 00:35:02,375 --> 00:35:05,792 I've gathered all of the evening's teardrops. 484 00:35:06,583 --> 00:35:08,042 Say yes. 485 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:13,875 You'll sweep her off her feet. 486 00:35:14,042 --> 00:35:16,125 Nobody can resist arpeggios. 487 00:35:16,292 --> 00:35:19,542 I saw man-eaters swoon. Just like this. 488 00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:24,333 Barcarolle style. And the worst bitches succumb. It's magical. 489 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:27,000 It blocks their cerebellum. 490 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:31,083 Let's play it again, in case you forgot some notes... 491 00:35:31,875 --> 00:35:33,042 little traps. 492 00:35:39,792 --> 00:35:42,833 "O angel of softness! 493 00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:45,917 "Soothe my suffering 494 00:35:46,125 --> 00:35:49,625 "with the graceful charm of your kindness..." 495 00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:54,167 Say, Foisnard, it's not true what you've just played now! 496 00:35:57,208 --> 00:36:00,000 You were screwing with me? You think I'm an idiot! 497 00:36:00,167 --> 00:36:02,542 Your three little notes, your lame refrains... 498 00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:04,958 You got talent, you bastard! 499 00:36:05,125 --> 00:36:07,875 - It's true you got talent... - Did anyone ask you? 500 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:14,417 Listen... I swear I suck and it's not recent. 501 00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:16,833 Eight years of training and I can only play 502 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,417 "Ma poupĂ©e chĂ©rie" with one finger. 503 00:36:18,917 --> 00:36:20,958 The teaching staff was crying. 504 00:36:22,417 --> 00:36:27,208 It was useless speaking softly, I only cared for the tuba. 505 00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:29,042 My mother insisted. 506 00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:32,917 So I couldn't last three days at the Bilboquet. 507 00:36:33,583 --> 00:36:36,542 And at the Dumesnil, I was sacked in the middle of a party. 508 00:36:36,708 --> 00:36:38,750 That's something, no? 509 00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:42,667 You played like a prince! You've been fooling me for over a year! 510 00:36:43,542 --> 00:36:47,333 Don't exaggerate! It's not like you lived with Beethoven. 511 00:36:47,542 --> 00:36:50,208 I didn't say it was genious. I said it was good. 512 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,417 It's already too much! 513 00:36:54,042 --> 00:36:55,625 Listen... 514 00:36:56,375 --> 00:36:58,083 Give me another chance. 515 00:36:58,542 --> 00:37:00,542 I wrote some lousy things. 516 00:37:00,708 --> 00:37:02,583 Like "Love Toy"... 517 00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:04,833 No more notes! 518 00:37:05,042 --> 00:37:06,833 You lied too much. 519 00:37:09,042 --> 00:37:10,833 But you're in luck! 520 00:37:11,917 --> 00:37:14,583 I'll forgive the musician because of the lyricist, 521 00:37:14,792 --> 00:37:18,875 since your lyrics are downright stupid. 522 00:37:19,583 --> 00:37:21,167 I wrote them. 523 00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:31,458 My visit is the consequence of a dying soul's wish. 524 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:35,292 I swore to myself, "Antoine, if you come out of this alive, 525 00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:38,625 "the first thing you do is visit the lady in Nemours. 526 00:37:38,792 --> 00:37:40,625 "The swan lady." 527 00:37:41,042 --> 00:37:44,208 Death didn't want me. So here I am. 528 00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:56,958 Look at what fell from heaven! 529 00:37:57,458 --> 00:38:00,167 Are you a fairy or a witch? 530 00:38:00,708 --> 00:38:04,833 A ravishing young woman alone, 531 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,542 gazing at the icy and solitary grounds of my castle. 532 00:38:10,167 --> 00:38:12,958 Are you waiting for someone? 533 00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:16,333 - What do you care? - A working-class lass. 534 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:18,583 Must be a friend of the navigator. 535 00:38:20,292 --> 00:38:24,083 - What's that? - Something silly. 536 00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:25,625 Nothing. 537 00:38:25,833 --> 00:38:28,000 I thought it would please you. 538 00:38:32,583 --> 00:38:34,750 It's not very common. 539 00:38:37,458 --> 00:38:39,625 It's original, it's... 540 00:38:40,458 --> 00:38:42,167 It's a specimen... 541 00:38:49,875 --> 00:38:51,000 I'm sorry! 542 00:38:51,208 --> 00:38:53,042 I'm used to it. 543 00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:55,542 Being laughed at. 544 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:59,750 It's only because I was surprised. 545 00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:02,208 When I was little... 546 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:05,125 It's chiming! 547 00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:09,292 48 times a day. Every quarter hour. 548 00:39:09,875 --> 00:39:10,875 A true companion. 549 00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:16,250 See? There it goes again! 550 00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:29,958 I was wondering how you were doing. 551 00:39:30,125 --> 00:39:33,125 - Didn't my wife tell you? - She says you're better. 552 00:39:33,292 --> 00:39:36,708 - Bicycling helps a lot. - Boating does it for me. 553 00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,750 Beware of the humidity. 554 00:39:38,917 --> 00:39:42,208 Depends how humid it is. 555 00:39:42,375 --> 00:39:44,667 Did your doctor mention algae baths? 556 00:39:44,833 --> 00:39:47,167 - I'm going to Quiberon. - I hear it's worth it. 557 00:39:47,333 --> 00:39:48,875 It seems. 558 00:39:49,042 --> 00:39:52,875 - I'd like to go in the spring. - Ah! Brittany in the spring! 559 00:39:53,042 --> 00:39:55,000 The evergreen shrubs. 560 00:39:55,542 --> 00:39:57,083 Plus, there are few people. 561 00:39:57,250 --> 00:40:00,167 - The hotel managers are nice? - Yes! 562 00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:03,792 - I drive a hard bargain! - That makes a difference. 563 00:40:03,958 --> 00:40:05,875 I'm sure it does. 564 00:40:06,042 --> 00:40:08,417 Tell me how it goes. 565 00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:10,958 Sure. 566 00:40:14,292 --> 00:40:19,583 I love talking to that boy. He's so interesting. 567 00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:29,292 - That took long. - I didn't have a watch. 568 00:40:29,458 --> 00:40:32,208 - What? - I didn't see what time it was. 569 00:40:34,125 --> 00:40:36,167 What do you think of all this? 570 00:40:36,750 --> 00:40:40,208 - It's okay, isn't it? - He looks like an idiot. 571 00:40:40,417 --> 00:40:42,750 - I didn't mean him. - Then what? The ducks? 572 00:40:42,917 --> 00:40:47,333 They aren't ducks. They're swans. Swans are white. 573 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,875 - Some are black. - Perhaps. 574 00:40:50,042 --> 00:40:53,208 - Some ducks are white. - Even so, they're never pretty. 575 00:40:53,375 --> 00:40:56,875 But swans are pretty even when they're black. 576 00:40:57,042 --> 00:40:59,417 Fine, they're classy. So what? 577 00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:03,000 I'm talking about her. 578 00:41:04,208 --> 00:41:08,250 "A quiet moment. Gliding on the river. 579 00:41:08,458 --> 00:41:11,875 "Surrounded by the murmur coming from the fields and the forest. 580 00:41:12,042 --> 00:41:15,667 - "An angelus rang." - She must have had a ball! 581 00:41:16,292 --> 00:41:19,333 I'll be in there 5 minutes. I never need more. 582 00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:22,417 Don't focus on the business aspects, 583 00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:25,542 it's the psychological dimension that's interesting. 584 00:41:30,583 --> 00:41:33,458 The volcano was once a symbol of strength 585 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:35,125 but it's now become... 586 00:41:35,792 --> 00:41:38,708 You're not bringing your junk in here again! 587 00:41:40,042 --> 00:41:43,792 Don't you dare try to pawn off your shitty poison on me! 588 00:41:43,958 --> 00:41:47,250 You're the sort of filth to make me lose my license. Get out! 589 00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:49,375 Need help packing it up? 590 00:41:54,792 --> 00:41:56,417 Goodbye, boss. 591 00:42:10,125 --> 00:42:13,958 You excite me so much! 592 00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:19,625 I knew you'd be amazing. 593 00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:26,042 And I wasn't disappointed. 594 00:42:29,042 --> 00:42:31,417 You botched it like a pro! 595 00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:35,375 You talked nonsense non-stop. 596 00:42:37,167 --> 00:42:40,500 You nearly set fire to the bed with your cigarette. 597 00:42:43,542 --> 00:42:45,667 You wear an undershirt. 598 00:42:47,542 --> 00:42:49,625 You keep your socks on. 599 00:42:50,208 --> 00:42:52,125 - Antoine! - Yes, Mom! 600 00:42:53,333 --> 00:42:54,708 What is it? 601 00:42:56,125 --> 00:42:59,792 When you're done screwing around, come move your car! 602 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,417 Right away, Mom! 603 00:43:01,625 --> 00:43:06,333 You've even got your mom! You're everything I've wanted! 604 00:43:07,917 --> 00:43:11,167 You beat them all, even Foisnard! 605 00:43:11,333 --> 00:43:13,750 - You said he never screwed. - Never. 606 00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:16,250 Then how could I possibly beat him? 607 00:43:16,417 --> 00:43:18,500 A guy who never screws is unbeatable. 608 00:43:18,667 --> 00:43:21,458 It's like this: you get tired of him. 609 00:43:22,292 --> 00:43:24,583 A loser who lives on his reputation 610 00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:27,583 is like a champ whose title is never challenged. 611 00:43:28,125 --> 00:43:31,000 With you, it's the unknown. 612 00:43:31,583 --> 00:43:34,833 One day, you could succeed in something. 613 00:43:35,458 --> 00:43:37,750 All bets are off every time. 614 00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:40,875 It's true, I take risks. 615 00:44:00,542 --> 00:44:02,750 That one's always late. 616 00:44:02,917 --> 00:44:04,208 She'll get it this time. 617 00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:15,792 - Good evening. - Good evening, sir. 618 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,333 I can't believe she screws him! 619 00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:25,583 Look at him! The other one was no great shakes, and now this! 620 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,333 If she'd only wanted to! 621 00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:30,000 I would've pulled out all the stops: duplex, 622 00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,750 small car for her, the works. 623 00:44:31,917 --> 00:44:35,792 She could've been Mrs. Carducci by now. 624 00:44:35,958 --> 00:44:38,292 Maybe she's not such a masochist. 625 00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:48,583 Excuse me. 626 00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:51,917 - Have you been here long? - We don't notice the time. 627 00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:52,917 Right, GĂ©gĂ©? 628 00:44:53,083 --> 00:44:56,042 All my thoughts were on you and your little body. 629 00:44:56,208 --> 00:44:57,625 It's all yours. 630 00:44:57,792 --> 00:44:59,833 You'll do what you want with it. 631 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,458 - Shut up! - You'll forget that ugly bitch. 632 00:45:02,625 --> 00:45:05,458 O angel of softness! 633 00:45:05,625 --> 00:45:07,417 Soothe my suffering 634 00:45:07,625 --> 00:45:11,458 with the graceful charm of your kindness. 635 00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:17,667 - When is your girlfriend on? - As soon as she gets undressed. 636 00:45:26,083 --> 00:45:29,083 Are you sure she didn't follow you last time? 637 00:45:29,250 --> 00:45:32,167 If she ever walked in here, it wouldn't look good. 638 00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:34,333 They wouldn't let her in. 639 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:38,625 She doesn't wash herself or comb her hair anymore. 640 00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:40,208 A savage. 641 00:45:43,292 --> 00:45:47,083 Don't you think she'd be better off in an old folks' home? 642 00:45:47,250 --> 00:45:49,083 You'd be doing her a favor. 643 00:45:49,250 --> 00:45:52,333 We'd need to find an establishment willing to take her. 644 00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:54,167 What about in Marmottan? 645 00:45:54,375 --> 00:45:55,833 Any more brilliant ideas? 646 00:46:01,125 --> 00:46:04,458 Jane, Joe & Partner. You remember? 647 00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:07,000 They moved you in "Oriental Extravaganza." 648 00:46:07,167 --> 00:46:09,667 Then we had "Madam Bovary's Caresses." 649 00:46:09,833 --> 00:46:12,750 They went abroad, but they're back. 650 00:46:12,917 --> 00:46:14,958 Flowers of evil, dark butterflies 651 00:46:15,125 --> 00:46:17,375 emerging from the crucible of night. 652 00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:21,000 They take you to a place filled with beauty and sensual delight. 653 00:46:21,167 --> 00:46:22,750 Jane, Joe & Partner 654 00:46:22,917 --> 00:46:25,708 in "Tribute to Charles Beaudelaire." 655 00:47:00,208 --> 00:47:03,250 Your hair, Malvina, is as fragrant as the isles. 656 00:47:03,417 --> 00:47:04,958 A subtle aroma 657 00:47:05,167 --> 00:47:07,292 of sea salt. 658 00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:10,583 A misty memory where the breeze of the city 659 00:47:11,167 --> 00:47:14,750 mingles with the ardor of clandestine love. 660 00:47:17,708 --> 00:47:19,625 Your girlfriend's so vulgar! 661 00:47:44,083 --> 00:47:46,000 I find that disgusting. 662 00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:50,250 Don't you agree, GĂ©gĂ©? 663 00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:01,458 Don't you find it disgusting? 664 00:48:02,042 --> 00:48:03,042 Your chest, 665 00:48:03,208 --> 00:48:07,292 Malvina, is a splendid orchard 666 00:48:07,458 --> 00:48:10,750 of sun-kissed fruits. 667 00:48:10,917 --> 00:48:16,458 Fruits of love that the generous Florida soil fed with its nectar 668 00:48:16,625 --> 00:48:18,292 and tinted cherry-red. 669 00:48:18,875 --> 00:48:21,958 Now it's getting perverted. 670 00:48:22,792 --> 00:48:25,875 Sometimes you take a childlike stance. 671 00:48:26,042 --> 00:48:28,583 You feign astonishment or innocence. 672 00:48:29,417 --> 00:48:33,375 You shriek with laughter when my hand teases the well 673 00:48:33,542 --> 00:48:36,542 where all ardor is extinguished. 674 00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:49,542 A witness to the sweet work in which you excel, 675 00:48:49,917 --> 00:48:53,292 your navel retains its artlessness... 676 00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:56,958 ...not unlike the whores of Brussels, 677 00:48:57,917 --> 00:49:00,583 flushed with the excitement of virginity. 678 00:49:00,875 --> 00:49:03,542 Will this ever end? 679 00:49:04,958 --> 00:49:06,250 I've had enough. 680 00:49:06,417 --> 00:49:10,167 Beneath your light clothing, your limp throat ripples, 681 00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:13,792 giving its admirer unwholesome thoughts. 682 00:49:13,958 --> 00:49:18,000 It brushes against Hercules' rod, 683 00:49:18,167 --> 00:49:21,958 and I feel the globe of your breast hardening. 684 00:49:26,958 --> 00:49:30,167 Wouldn't it be better to go home and listen to some records... 685 00:49:30,333 --> 00:49:31,958 of clean music? 686 00:49:32,125 --> 00:49:34,542 It wouldn't be polite toward Antoine. 687 00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:35,958 Your legs, 688 00:49:36,167 --> 00:49:39,500 Malvina, where blood rushes silently, 689 00:49:39,667 --> 00:49:44,375 slowly rise toward a dark and low sky. 690 00:49:44,542 --> 00:49:47,917 A bittersweet paradise that calls to 691 00:49:48,083 --> 00:49:49,625 the erected Negrito 692 00:49:49,833 --> 00:49:51,708 ready to fight. 693 00:49:53,250 --> 00:49:57,583 As for your bouncing baits, heavy as your buttocks, 694 00:49:57,750 --> 00:50:02,167 bring them together into a monstrous pair. 695 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:05,792 I take delight, 696 00:50:05,958 --> 00:50:07,875 with these moist caresses, 697 00:50:08,792 --> 00:50:11,542 in hunting for a complex pleasure, 698 00:50:12,583 --> 00:50:14,792 a painful coitus. 699 00:50:25,625 --> 00:50:27,792 What's the fuss all about? 700 00:50:28,708 --> 00:50:32,250 You were reserved when courting me. 701 00:50:32,417 --> 00:50:36,042 - What attracted you? - Something else. 702 00:50:36,250 --> 00:50:38,875 I hope you don't take us to the same places. 703 00:50:39,042 --> 00:50:41,125 I wouldn't want to be a laughing-stock. 704 00:50:41,292 --> 00:50:43,917 But you should know, she's ugly. 705 00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:46,375 She's got horrible skin, right GĂ©gĂ©? 706 00:50:47,792 --> 00:50:49,750 The text was garbage, 707 00:50:49,917 --> 00:50:51,750 and I must agree 708 00:50:51,917 --> 00:50:55,208 that your friend is more of a whore than anything. 709 00:50:55,375 --> 00:50:59,042 Miss, I'm a loyal admirer. 710 00:50:59,208 --> 00:51:00,542 Don't I know you? 711 00:51:00,917 --> 00:51:02,583 What is she talking about? 712 00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:04,708 Ms. Mulot, a friend. 713 00:51:04,917 --> 00:51:08,458 French poetry takes on a whole different meaning. 714 00:51:08,625 --> 00:51:12,417 The text is admirable, but the way it's experienced... 715 00:51:13,458 --> 00:51:15,083 The body language... 716 00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:18,542 - Where did they meet? - How would I know? 717 00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:22,458 In what depths of yourself do you find such inspiration? 718 00:51:22,625 --> 00:51:25,167 That age-old stifled cry... 719 00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:27,667 It comes from within with Charlot. 720 00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:30,042 Did you hear? 721 00:51:30,250 --> 00:51:31,542 We're not deaf! 722 00:51:32,292 --> 00:51:34,667 "It comes from within with Charlot!" 723 00:51:35,208 --> 00:51:36,542 Admirable child! 724 00:51:36,917 --> 00:51:38,750 How about the bill? 725 00:51:38,958 --> 00:51:43,042 You are living testimony of appearances' fragility. 726 00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:46,125 Your nudity is illusory and poetry suits you like a glove. 727 00:51:47,167 --> 00:51:48,792 May I ask a question? 728 00:51:51,083 --> 00:51:53,542 Will you give back Antoine his beanpole? 729 00:51:53,708 --> 00:51:55,917 Unless you're about to mount her right here! 730 00:51:58,917 --> 00:52:00,792 Excuse her, this is a first! 731 00:52:01,125 --> 00:52:04,458 Since you like whores, I'll make myself look like one. 732 00:52:04,958 --> 00:52:06,625 Don't change anything then. 733 00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:09,708 Leave me the hell alone! 734 00:52:10,667 --> 00:52:12,000 What can I say? 735 00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:19,417 - What was I saying? - Anything. 736 00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:21,792 What an asshole! 737 00:52:22,958 --> 00:52:26,375 "Your nudity is illusory..." 738 00:52:27,792 --> 00:52:29,542 Does poetry suit me? 739 00:52:30,958 --> 00:52:32,917 I come to Paris every Friday. 740 00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:34,667 My wife doesn't know I've a place. 741 00:52:34,875 --> 00:52:37,042 Please, help yourself. 742 00:52:38,750 --> 00:52:41,083 Don't let me stop you, Marcel! 743 00:52:43,417 --> 00:52:46,042 - You look beautiful! - Look at what you created. 744 00:52:46,792 --> 00:52:49,208 Isn't it her you should commit? 745 00:52:49,417 --> 00:52:50,458 How about a dance? 746 00:52:51,208 --> 00:52:54,000 My patience is wearing thin. You fire that drag queen now. 747 00:52:54,292 --> 00:52:55,583 I'll count to three. 748 00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:59,917 Why, you can't count to five? 749 00:53:00,125 --> 00:53:01,667 Will you shut her up? 750 00:53:01,833 --> 00:53:05,667 From now on, you're no longer employed by Hotel PLM. 751 00:53:05,833 --> 00:53:09,667 You'll get the compensation due under Article 163. 752 00:53:09,833 --> 00:53:13,208 And tomorrow... No, today... 753 00:53:13,417 --> 00:53:14,458 That's right. 754 00:53:14,667 --> 00:53:18,042 ...you'll retrieve your reports and you'll return 755 00:53:18,250 --> 00:53:20,458 your uniform, badges and canteen chits. 756 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,208 Is that so? 757 00:53:23,792 --> 00:53:26,792 And now, I'll jump in front of the train! 758 00:53:26,958 --> 00:53:28,875 The next one's at 5 a.m. 759 00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:30,833 You people have no manners...! 760 00:53:32,667 --> 00:53:35,583 Wow... I'd do her too, anytime! 761 00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:58,250 - Your friend's not here? - He skipped his turn this time. 762 00:54:01,750 --> 00:54:03,167 Good day, sir. 763 00:54:03,333 --> 00:54:04,625 Good day, sir. 764 00:54:04,792 --> 00:54:06,208 Good day, sir. 765 00:54:21,958 --> 00:54:24,167 My fairy godmother, my benefactress! 766 00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:27,250 Don't get so emotional, my dear Antoine! 767 00:54:28,125 --> 00:54:31,750 You got an adrenaline boost from the slippers I got you, 768 00:54:31,917 --> 00:54:35,917 and your temperature rose to 39.5 for your split pea soup. 769 00:54:36,083 --> 00:54:38,667 I've never been taken care of like this. 770 00:54:38,833 --> 00:54:40,958 With you, it feels like home. 771 00:54:41,125 --> 00:54:43,167 My mom would be thrilled to know 772 00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:47,042 I'm with a gentle and reputable woman like you. 773 00:54:48,083 --> 00:54:50,792 When I think about my first convalescence, 774 00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:53,708 between a prostitute and an alcoholic. 775 00:54:54,417 --> 00:54:56,917 - We forgot the bread! - No! 776 00:54:57,083 --> 00:55:00,750 It's here, you can feed your birds. 777 00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:02,750 Darlings! 778 00:55:02,917 --> 00:55:05,208 Darlings! 779 00:55:06,042 --> 00:55:08,083 They're here, my fairy godmother! 780 00:55:08,250 --> 00:55:09,875 Darlings! 781 00:55:11,167 --> 00:55:13,125 Easy, easy! 782 00:55:24,208 --> 00:55:25,958 - You, here? - We need to talk. 783 00:55:26,125 --> 00:55:27,208 Again? 784 00:55:27,375 --> 00:55:28,708 That's my bike! 785 00:55:28,875 --> 00:55:30,292 My bike, my coat... 786 00:55:30,458 --> 00:55:32,708 - How about taking my room? - How's Jane? 787 00:55:32,875 --> 00:55:35,375 She's happy. Extremely happy. 788 00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:37,500 She's discovered love. 789 00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:40,833 She'd never been with a man, a real man. 790 00:55:41,542 --> 00:55:43,583 Every time we make love... 791 00:55:45,458 --> 00:55:47,500 Every time we make love, 792 00:55:47,667 --> 00:55:51,208 pretty much 24/7, 793 00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:53,250 she demands I tell her about 794 00:55:53,417 --> 00:55:56,667 my life, my battles, my successes, my conquests! 795 00:55:56,833 --> 00:56:00,083 Only yesterday, as I had just satisfied her, 796 00:56:00,250 --> 00:56:03,875 and as she was lying on the ravaged bed, lifeless, 797 00:56:04,042 --> 00:56:08,125 I told her how I had satisfied eight women 798 00:56:08,292 --> 00:56:10,000 in a brothel in Mostaganem. 799 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:12,333 She looked me straight in the eye, 800 00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:13,958 and said... 801 00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:17,500 I was everything she wanted. 802 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:18,792 Look at that. 803 00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:20,750 Yes! 804 00:56:21,208 --> 00:56:23,125 Tell me, my dear Antoine. 805 00:56:23,333 --> 00:56:26,875 Is CĂ©cile okay? She must feel so alone now. 806 00:56:27,042 --> 00:56:30,333 What would you do? Go back or disappear for good? 807 00:56:30,542 --> 00:56:32,667 I trust your judgment. 808 00:56:35,542 --> 00:56:37,625 I'd disappear for good. 809 00:56:38,792 --> 00:56:40,917 - Really. - Just like that? 810 00:56:41,917 --> 00:56:43,417 Just like that. 811 00:56:43,583 --> 00:56:45,833 You and Jane need space, 812 00:56:46,042 --> 00:56:47,250 and to evade. 813 00:56:47,417 --> 00:56:48,250 Yes. 814 00:56:48,417 --> 00:56:50,958 You're adventurers of the prairies. 815 00:56:51,458 --> 00:56:53,708 The big cats, that's right! 816 00:56:54,292 --> 00:56:57,833 I see you on the road, going from village to village... 817 00:56:58,042 --> 00:57:00,583 And from port to port... 818 00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:02,750 Our skin burnt by the sun... 819 00:57:03,250 --> 00:57:05,250 Not feeling thirst or hunger... 820 00:57:05,458 --> 00:57:10,375 Making love like beasts driven wild by the savannah's fires. 821 00:57:13,167 --> 00:57:15,500 I'll come for my luggage tomorrow. 822 00:57:15,667 --> 00:57:16,667 Why wait? 823 00:57:16,708 --> 00:57:19,250 Tonight, then? 824 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,625 Thank you, Antoine. 825 00:57:22,083 --> 00:57:24,250 I needed a helping hand. 826 00:57:25,625 --> 00:57:27,208 You found it! 827 00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:31,333 When one causes you harm... 828 00:57:32,292 --> 00:57:35,292 I feel it too, and it's unbearable. 829 00:57:37,125 --> 00:57:39,708 I tried explaining to him 830 00:57:39,875 --> 00:57:42,250 that he ought to be here with you, 831 00:57:42,917 --> 00:57:44,833 but try reasoning with a beast. 832 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,333 I'm not usually indiscreet, 833 00:57:50,417 --> 00:57:52,417 but do you still love him? 834 00:57:52,583 --> 00:57:54,792 Well... I guess I still care. 835 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,750 Then keep him close! 836 00:57:56,917 --> 00:57:58,000 Yes! 837 00:57:58,167 --> 00:57:59,250 Yes! 838 00:57:59,417 --> 00:58:01,333 Nothing else should matter. 839 00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:03,333 Not my loyalty, 840 00:58:03,958 --> 00:58:06,250 nor my fragile health. 841 00:58:07,583 --> 00:58:10,375 We'll tear GĂ©rard away from that succubus. 842 00:58:10,583 --> 00:58:12,208 Sure, but... 843 00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:13,458 How? 844 00:58:14,667 --> 00:58:16,833 The classic way: jealousy. 845 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,625 Let's say one night, 846 00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:22,875 tonight, for example. 847 00:58:23,042 --> 00:58:23,875 Yes? 848 00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:25,500 It's dusk. 849 00:58:26,542 --> 00:58:28,708 Honeysuckle perfumes the air. 850 00:58:29,083 --> 00:58:31,333 In the background... 851 00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:33,083 maybe Mozart? 852 00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:35,042 Absolutely. 853 00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:38,083 By your side, a very charming man. 854 00:58:38,625 --> 00:58:40,250 You're feeling languid. 855 00:58:40,417 --> 00:58:44,000 You've had a little to drink. 856 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,250 The shark attacks! Your senses spring to life. 857 00:58:48,417 --> 00:58:51,458 There's a wild embrace. GĂ©rard arrives! 858 00:58:51,625 --> 00:58:54,458 He wants to reconquer the prey he's lost. 859 00:58:54,625 --> 00:58:56,417 He beats up the intruder. 860 00:58:56,583 --> 00:58:58,000 You open your arms. 861 00:58:58,167 --> 00:59:00,000 He jumps into them... 862 00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:02,542 You kiss, the end. 863 00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:03,958 Oh, yes! 864 00:59:04,125 --> 00:59:05,625 Yes! 865 00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:06,958 Yes, but... 866 00:59:07,125 --> 00:59:09,625 Who will I have that wild embrace with? 867 00:59:10,208 --> 00:59:11,417 Well... 868 00:59:12,583 --> 00:59:15,417 If it wasn't for such a valuable friendship... 869 00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:27,250 Real adventurers of the prairies 870 00:59:27,417 --> 00:59:31,750 don't need pajamas, dressing gowns, and hair loss shampoos! 871 00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:51,958 - Come on, wake up! - What? 872 00:59:52,125 --> 00:59:53,125 He's here! 873 00:59:53,167 --> 00:59:54,250 The big cat's here! 874 00:59:54,417 --> 00:59:56,792 It's time for the honeysuckle, 875 00:59:56,958 --> 00:59:58,792 for the wild embrace! 876 00:59:58,958 --> 01:00:00,917 My goodness, what a story. 877 01:00:01,083 --> 01:00:03,917 - Where are we going? - Upstairs! 878 01:00:04,083 --> 01:00:05,583 Let's follow our destiny. 879 01:00:05,958 --> 01:00:06,958 - CĂ©cile? - Yes? 880 01:00:07,083 --> 01:00:09,875 Are you sure our friendship won't suffer from it? 881 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,750 - Hurry, hurry! - CĂ©cile? 882 01:00:17,917 --> 01:00:19,708 - What's wrong? - CĂ©cile... 883 01:00:19,875 --> 01:00:23,625 Whatever happens, let's not fall in our own trap. 884 01:01:04,667 --> 01:01:06,167 What a boor! 885 01:01:06,958 --> 01:01:07,958 May I? 886 01:01:09,375 --> 01:01:10,375 Be my guest. 887 01:01:27,875 --> 01:01:29,917 Are you sure he saw us? 888 01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:34,042 Would you mind if I moved a bit? 889 01:01:34,208 --> 01:01:36,292 I guess we can't just sit here. 890 01:01:56,250 --> 01:01:57,542 He set off. 891 01:01:57,708 --> 01:02:00,000 Too late, you set me off too! 892 01:02:23,958 --> 01:02:25,583 Good day, sir. 893 01:02:27,208 --> 01:02:29,375 - Good day, sir. - Good day. 894 01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:46,125 I'd never seen that look on your face before, sir. 895 01:02:48,333 --> 01:02:49,875 You're terrible. 896 01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:54,792 Does Madam need anything from the city for tonight? 897 01:02:54,958 --> 01:02:57,375 Didn't Mr. Robineau give you ideas? 898 01:02:57,542 --> 01:03:00,917 Aside from the split pea soup, the gentleman's ideas... 899 01:03:01,083 --> 01:03:04,083 Speaking of which, his mother, Madam Robineau, 900 01:03:04,250 --> 01:03:06,250 will be visiting this week. 901 01:03:06,417 --> 01:03:10,042 She's an elderly person, so I'll need macaroons, soft toffee, 902 01:03:10,208 --> 01:03:13,625 - barley water and grenadine. - Very well. 903 01:03:17,833 --> 01:03:18,958 - Mom? - Yes? 904 01:03:19,125 --> 01:03:21,333 Tomorrow we'll go shopping for 905 01:03:21,500 --> 01:03:24,625 a straw hat, sandals and a summery dress. 906 01:03:24,792 --> 01:03:26,833 You've been invited for tea. 907 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,333 Only... 908 01:03:31,875 --> 01:03:34,208 I'd like you to avoid seeing Vaillance. 909 01:03:35,250 --> 01:03:37,458 You can't keep me from seeing Mrs. BĂ©range! 910 01:03:37,667 --> 01:03:39,292 I'm not, Mom. 911 01:03:39,958 --> 01:03:44,208 But she lives in the country, and I'm watching out for you. 912 01:03:44,375 --> 01:03:46,375 Remember last time? 913 01:03:47,417 --> 01:03:49,417 At my engagement lunch? 914 01:03:49,583 --> 01:03:51,333 The orchestra was playing "White Lilac", 915 01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:53,292 Louise was cutting the cake, 916 01:03:53,458 --> 01:03:56,583 when you jumped on the table and pulled up your skirt, 917 01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:58,042 and Dad dove in a pile of shit. 918 01:03:58,208 --> 01:03:59,917 We'd just seen a colony of rats! 919 01:04:00,083 --> 01:04:03,542 What about "Bien l'bonjour, Madame Bertrand"? 920 01:04:03,708 --> 01:04:06,000 It's no song for ladies. 921 01:04:06,792 --> 01:04:10,417 Not to mention Dad was escorted back by the cops again. 922 01:04:11,333 --> 01:04:13,958 The residents still remember that day. 923 01:04:14,208 --> 01:04:15,583 Laugh it out. 924 01:04:15,792 --> 01:04:17,958 Mom has her own ways. 925 01:04:18,125 --> 01:04:20,375 Her only occupations are bridge, 926 01:04:20,542 --> 01:04:22,792 and her membership at the concert hall. 927 01:04:22,958 --> 01:04:25,125 It's the way she was raised. 928 01:04:25,292 --> 01:04:27,333 I should have visited her. 929 01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:30,083 It's not about protocol. 930 01:04:30,583 --> 01:04:32,875 I hope to get her by the tummy. 931 01:04:33,583 --> 01:04:36,125 I got her the best macaroons in Paris. 932 01:04:36,333 --> 01:04:38,667 She didn't eat anything solid since her Communion. 933 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:40,792 Does she like grenadine? 934 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,833 It depends with what. 935 01:04:52,042 --> 01:04:53,250 Bad news? 936 01:04:53,417 --> 01:04:55,417 Not bad, not good, it's GĂ©rard. 937 01:04:55,583 --> 01:04:57,417 You write to each other? 938 01:04:57,875 --> 01:05:00,167 Is he trying to get back with you? 939 01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:04,958 He wants me to send sweaters, wool socks and a balaclava... 940 01:05:06,542 --> 01:05:10,042 at Sarreguemines' cultural center! 941 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:25,042 Your chest, Malvina, is a splendid orchard 942 01:05:25,625 --> 01:05:29,500 of sun-kissed fruits. 943 01:05:30,208 --> 01:05:35,125 Fruits of love that the generous Florida soil fed with its nectar 944 01:05:35,292 --> 01:05:37,917 and tinted cherry-red. 945 01:05:38,083 --> 01:05:41,250 Your hair, Malvina, is as fragrant as the isles. 946 01:05:41,417 --> 01:05:43,500 A subtle aroma... 947 01:05:43,708 --> 01:05:45,542 We want our money back! 948 01:05:45,708 --> 01:05:49,000 ...A misty memory where the breeze of the city 949 01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:54,417 mingles with the ardor of clandestine love. 950 01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:28,208 He looked like such a fool I almost took pity on him. 951 01:07:05,083 --> 01:07:08,458 What are you doing here? I thought you were in Sarreguemines. 952 01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:10,958 Sarreguemines, Longville, Neuville, 953 01:07:11,833 --> 01:07:13,583 I've seen and done it all. 954 01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:16,875 I was even a transvestite. 955 01:07:17,875 --> 01:07:20,542 I was wrong about my destiny, my friend. 956 01:07:20,875 --> 01:07:24,083 I'm not a wild beast, but more of a house pet. 957 01:07:25,167 --> 01:07:26,375 A Chihuahua. 958 01:07:27,792 --> 01:07:29,625 You seem to be doing well. 959 01:07:30,375 --> 01:07:31,917 Do you still enjoy being at my place? 960 01:07:32,083 --> 01:07:33,292 I get by. 961 01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:35,500 Given your vagabond instincts, 962 01:07:35,667 --> 01:07:38,667 someone has to care for your wife and your birds. 963 01:07:40,417 --> 01:07:42,167 Do you need a gardener? 964 01:07:43,125 --> 01:07:45,000 Don't you find it ironic... 965 01:07:46,542 --> 01:07:48,792 Maybe I can do something for you. 966 01:07:49,167 --> 01:07:52,667 - Even if you don't deserve it. - Vulcani? 967 01:07:52,833 --> 01:07:55,458 The Vermouth of Champions? They told me it was poison! 968 01:07:55,625 --> 01:07:57,875 It's an excellent drink. 969 01:07:58,042 --> 01:08:00,833 Pick up the publicity materials and order forms 970 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,167 at the head office. 971 01:08:02,542 --> 01:08:05,458 My mother will receive you. It's an old family business. 972 01:08:05,625 --> 01:08:06,875 Good luck. 973 01:08:16,250 --> 01:08:18,958 - Vulcani is a good drink. - Very good, boss. 974 01:08:19,125 --> 01:08:21,125 I'll send you two cases for Christmas. 975 01:08:21,292 --> 01:08:22,333 Wholesale price. 976 01:08:34,542 --> 01:08:35,792 Good day, sir. 977 01:08:58,458 --> 01:09:01,042 No, don't get up. 978 01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:05,042 - No exhibitionists? - No, nothing to report. 979 01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:07,208 - No pickpockets? - Nothing at all. 980 01:11:09,667 --> 01:11:12,000 You finally caught on. 981 01:11:32,792 --> 01:11:34,000 Scandalous! 982 01:11:53,583 --> 01:11:54,917 Oh, boss! 983 01:11:56,208 --> 01:11:57,208 Oh, boss! 984 01:12:13,042 --> 01:12:17,083 Boss, we saw you on TV, very realistic! 985 01:12:21,625 --> 01:12:23,167 Bravo! 986 01:12:34,458 --> 01:12:35,958 Jane with you. 987 01:12:36,167 --> 01:12:37,583 CĂ©cile with GĂ©rard, 988 01:12:37,750 --> 01:12:38,875 and Marie-JosĂ©e with me. 989 01:12:39,458 --> 01:12:40,500 Meaning? 990 01:12:40,708 --> 01:12:44,000 We're with the wrong women, we must go back to zero. 991 01:12:46,375 --> 01:12:47,875 Know how much I care? 992 01:12:52,083 --> 01:12:54,917 You're the only one who can save us, Foisnard. 993 01:12:55,583 --> 01:12:57,292 You've got to go see her. 994 01:12:57,458 --> 01:13:00,750 And explain to her that my heart's elsewhere. 995 01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:02,875 That the best things must end. 996 01:13:03,042 --> 01:13:06,333 - I can picture her blue eyes. - Green. Emerald green. 997 01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:07,625 I'm talking about CĂ©cile. 998 01:13:08,833 --> 01:13:11,750 I don't want her to suffer. Or do anything stupid. 999 01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:14,292 You'll find the right words, right? 1000 01:13:14,458 --> 01:13:16,042 Don't let your scruples stop you. 1001 01:13:16,250 --> 01:13:18,667 Want me to tell her you're leaving? 1002 01:13:18,875 --> 01:13:21,500 No, not like that. Something like... 1003 01:13:21,708 --> 01:13:24,500 Remember the good old days when you cried? 1004 01:13:24,667 --> 01:13:25,667 That's it. 1005 01:13:25,792 --> 01:13:26,792 Anything else? 1006 01:13:27,375 --> 01:13:29,625 Can you get me my suitcases? 1007 01:15:10,250 --> 01:15:11,958 - Hello, Miss Mulot? - Yes. 1008 01:15:12,125 --> 01:15:15,750 Ginette. Hurry. The boss is asking for you immediately. 1009 01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:20,417 That'd surprise me, because I'm with the boss. 1010 01:15:20,625 --> 01:15:21,958 You're with the former one. 1011 01:15:23,375 --> 01:15:24,875 The former? 1012 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,375 The former... 1013 01:15:44,292 --> 01:15:45,333 Come in. 1014 01:15:52,542 --> 01:15:53,875 It's you. 1015 01:15:54,667 --> 01:15:57,875 My, my, I've never seen you look that way. 1016 01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:00,917 You're naughty. 1017 01:16:02,792 --> 01:16:06,458 Look at me carefully, Miss Mulot. You won't for long. 1018 01:16:07,625 --> 01:16:08,750 Are you leaving? 1019 01:16:09,208 --> 01:16:11,333 Not me, you. 1020 01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:17,333 Having had the chance to see your mischief through another, 1021 01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:23,000 I ask you to leave your clothes on and never lie on my desk. 1022 01:16:23,417 --> 01:16:27,167 From now on, you're no longer employed by Hotel PLM. 1023 01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:31,792 You'll receive the compensation due under Article 163 1024 01:16:31,958 --> 01:16:33,792 of the Grenelle Accord. 1025 01:16:33,958 --> 01:16:38,542 Your certificate and reports will be... No... 1026 01:16:39,250 --> 01:16:40,875 are ready. 1027 01:16:41,292 --> 01:16:43,333 All you have to do is see the steward. 1028 01:16:44,125 --> 01:16:48,333 To return your uniform, your badges and canteen chits. 1029 01:16:52,708 --> 01:16:55,792 Farewell, Miss Mulot. 1030 01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:14,750 - Did you talk to her? - Yes. 1031 01:17:15,208 --> 01:17:18,042 - She wasn't too hurt? - No. 1032 01:17:18,958 --> 01:17:21,958 - So, it went quite well? - Quite. 1033 01:18:33,833 --> 01:18:37,000 "This morning, at the crossroads, 1034 01:18:37,167 --> 01:18:39,583 "a pigeon settled in. 1035 01:18:40,458 --> 01:18:43,917 "As I was confiding in him my heart's secrets, 1036 01:18:44,667 --> 01:18:49,792 "the pigeon flew towards you. 1037 01:18:50,667 --> 01:18:55,792 "But I know that tomorrow the bird will come back. 1038 01:18:56,125 --> 01:18:58,792 "And depending on your answer, 1039 01:18:58,958 --> 01:19:01,667 "bring back a smile to my face. 1040 01:19:02,417 --> 01:19:05,667 "O angel of softness! 1041 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,917 "Soothe my suffering 1042 01:19:09,083 --> 01:19:13,458 "with the graceful charm of your kindness. 1043 01:19:15,458 --> 01:19:17,750 I thought Foisnard never made love to you. 1044 01:19:19,625 --> 01:19:22,208 So what? Once isn't a habit. 1045 01:19:24,583 --> 01:19:28,625 I've gathered all of the evening's teardrops for you. 1046 01:19:30,083 --> 01:19:31,583 Say yes. 1047 01:19:38,750 --> 01:19:41,208 You can put away your pretty dress, Mom. 1048 01:19:41,375 --> 01:19:43,792 We're not going to the country anymore. 1049 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:47,667 Why did I dilute my drink? 1050 01:19:49,042 --> 01:19:52,125 This gesture, you know what it meant to the Romans? 1051 01:19:52,333 --> 01:19:53,458 Give that back. 1052 01:19:53,667 --> 01:19:57,000 No, it meant misfortune to the defeated. 1053 01:19:57,167 --> 01:19:58,625 It's true. 1054 01:19:59,667 --> 01:20:02,042 As you see, we had... 1055 01:20:02,542 --> 01:20:04,250 A castle in Nemours. 1056 01:20:05,125 --> 01:20:06,958 An 800-room hotel. 1057 01:20:07,167 --> 01:20:08,833 swans on the lake, 1058 01:20:09,042 --> 01:20:10,958 a limousine. 1059 01:20:11,375 --> 01:20:13,167 A concert piano. 1060 01:20:14,417 --> 01:20:16,750 You can see there was a fortune there. 1061 01:20:18,208 --> 01:20:20,333 Dear CĂ©cile... 1062 01:20:21,542 --> 01:20:23,208 Dear CĂ©cile... 1063 01:20:24,208 --> 01:20:26,667 How about some split-pea soup? 1064 01:20:26,833 --> 01:20:28,875 We could invite Mrs. BĂ©range. 1065 01:20:29,250 --> 01:20:31,167 She'd surely like your sorrows. 1066 01:20:31,667 --> 01:20:35,083 - Does she know them? - Yours. Not the clerk's. 1067 01:20:35,792 --> 01:20:37,750 Right, there's the clerk. 1068 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,875 I can clearly see the beginning of the clerk's sorrows. 1069 01:20:42,042 --> 01:20:45,042 We need a tragedy to spur sales. 1070 01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:50,125 The Leg-Breaker? We don't sell it anymore, we'll give it away. 1071 01:20:50,292 --> 01:20:51,583 About time. 1072 01:20:51,750 --> 01:20:54,417 When clients see the label, they're horrified. 1073 01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:00,125 We need to reinvent ourselves. 1074 01:21:00,833 --> 01:21:03,000 With every purchase of a chime, 1075 01:21:03,167 --> 01:21:08,292 Mr. Robineau offers a case of Vulcani, 1076 01:21:08,458 --> 01:21:10,417 the Vermouth of Champions. 1077 01:21:11,375 --> 01:21:14,875 The greatest suffering is silent. 1078 01:21:15,625 --> 01:21:20,250 It may be hard to tally, but now it's already a thirsty sorrow. 1079 01:21:22,208 --> 01:21:23,625 Caught in the act. 1080 01:21:24,333 --> 01:21:27,583 Your wife in bed with a handsome stud. 1081 01:21:28,875 --> 01:21:31,000 An irresistible hunk. 1082 01:21:32,708 --> 01:21:35,250 When you see him you know you haven't a chance. 1083 01:21:35,417 --> 01:21:38,375 No, I find that's in bad taste. 1084 01:21:38,542 --> 01:21:41,083 I'm trying to teach you a profession. 1085 01:21:43,833 --> 01:21:46,500 I still see you crossing the park... 1086 01:21:46,667 --> 01:21:48,417 with your suitcases 1087 01:21:48,917 --> 01:21:50,750 in the snow... 1088 01:21:50,917 --> 01:21:52,750 Why in the snow? 1089 01:21:53,583 --> 01:21:57,542 A sorrow without snow is like a joy without sunshine. 1090 01:21:59,208 --> 01:22:00,417 But then... 1091 01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:06,083 if it has to happen in winter, I see myself with a summer jacket. 1092 01:22:07,458 --> 01:22:08,875 Not bad... 1093 01:22:09,083 --> 01:22:12,458 A light summer jacket tied with a safety-pin. 1094 01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:15,042 Like at my funeral. 1095 01:22:15,708 --> 01:22:18,917 He followed her in his little black coat. 1096 01:22:19,083 --> 01:22:21,000 Dusted white with snowflakes. 1097 01:22:22,042 --> 01:22:24,417 I can follow your funeral. 1098 01:22:25,458 --> 01:22:28,000 In my light jacket. 1099 01:22:28,208 --> 01:22:29,958 Neither in a coat or a jacket. 1100 01:22:30,542 --> 01:22:33,458 I don't want us to follow mother's funeral. 1101 01:22:33,625 --> 01:22:37,417 We shouldn't play with prophecies that can annoy God. 1102 01:22:40,083 --> 01:22:43,583 Starting today, we'll follow your wife's funeral. 1103 01:22:45,375 --> 01:22:47,250 Dear CĂ©cile... 1104 01:24:34,208 --> 01:24:37,125 Subtitling: EVA France 80472

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