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[ school bell rings ]
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Hey, there...
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Hot stuff.
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If I could rearrange the
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Alphabet, I would put "I" and
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"U" [you] together.
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Yeah?
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Hello.
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Are you taking any applications
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For a boyfriend?
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A-are you a parking ticket?
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What?
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You -- 'cause -- 'cause you
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Got -- you got "Fine" written
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All over you.
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Oh. That's okay.
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Oh. That's okay.
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A-are you sunburned, or are
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You -- are you always this hot?
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Tsss!
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Oh. This one's good.
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I wish you were a dsl so I could
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Have high-speed access.
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Yeah. Thought of that one.
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All right.
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All: d-r-a-g-o-n-s!
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Go, dragons, go!
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Whoo!
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Okay, now, that was
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Unnecessary.
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Hey. Dirt girl.
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See that trash?
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You need to pick it up.
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Do you believe in love
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At first sight...
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[ chuckles ]
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...Or should I just walk by
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Again?
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[ laughs ]
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Is there an airport nearby, or
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Is that just my heart taking
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Off?
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Are you from tennessee?
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Because you're the only ten
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That I see.
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Ugh.
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Do you have a raisin?
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No?
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How 'bout a date?
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Your name must be lucky charms,
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Because you are magically
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Delicious.
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[ chuckles ]
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I do like lucky charms.
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I-I really hope you have a
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License, because you're driving
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Me crazy.
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Oh! Oh!Y.
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Did you fart?
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Because you blow me away.
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[ blows ]
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[ car horn blares ]
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Hey!
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Out of the way, dork face.
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And have my friggin' homework
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Done by second period.
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Peace.
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She's the most hottest babe
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In our class.
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She has been since the eighth
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Grade.
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She's hotter than the center
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Of the most glorious firework
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Exploding in the 4th of july
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Night sky.
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Come find me.
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Yo!
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Look, dude, clark's gone.
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Now's the perfect time to talk
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To her.
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Are you crazy?
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He'll smash me.
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Look, now's your chance.
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You can do it.
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Carrie!
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What?
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I'm payton.
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I've always been a dork.
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I've always been more
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Interested in comic books than
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In sports.
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And despite how hard my dad
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Tried to make me one, I've
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Never been a jock.
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Ow. Ow.
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My comic book starts here.
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See that handsome devil?
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Yeah, that's me.
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And next to me, that's the girl
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I'm gonna marry someday --
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Carrie smith.
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She was perfect --
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The mary jane to my spider-man,
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The lois lane to my clark kent,
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The princess to my mario.
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Of course, there's always
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Something in the way, some
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Thing
Called clark hayes.
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He was bigger than me and
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Better-looking than me -- in
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The traditional, handsome sort
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Of way, if you're into that.
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If I'm gonna defeat him and
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Make senior year different than
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Every other year, I'm gonna
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Have to become a superhero.
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I need the amazing, incredible,
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Extraordinary power to...
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Talk to her.
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Your hair!
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My hair?
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Your light looks very
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Beautiful in that hair.
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What?
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No.
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That's
Really
Wrong.
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Y-your hair is, uh...
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Oh.
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[ sighs ]
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Here we go again.
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It's like every year, he
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Forgets I'm a cheerleader.
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Ew. Gross.
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He's been trying to get into
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My panties since they were
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Diapers.
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Can't he see the uniform that I
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Wear every day?
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It means "Keep off."
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Unless you're a jock or
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Iron man.
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He's so hot.
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No! Wait! Carrie!
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That's...Not what I meant.
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[ gasps ]
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Oh!
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[ laughter ]
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You...
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You are
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Gonna ruin senior
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Year for me!
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[ scoffs ]
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[ whimpers ]
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Five minutes in, and I've
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Already managed to screw things
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Up!
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Cupcakes were my surefire way
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To win over the teachers.
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Operation brownnose is a fail!
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Good cupcakes, though.
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Chocolate -- my favorite.
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W-where'd you --
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Mm.
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Did y-- did you just get
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That...?
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What?
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Come on.
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[ school bell rings ]
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Where's that nerd girl with
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My cupcake?
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Hello?
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All right, boys, come on.
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Shake a leg. Let's go.
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Payton, come on. Get dressed.
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Wrestling starts today.
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I don't think that's a good
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Idea.
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[ sighs ]
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[ sighs ]
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What now, payton?
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Every time we wrestle in gym
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Class, I get a bloody nose.
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I think you're exaggerating,
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Payton.
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No. No, I'm not.
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I keep track of it in my
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Journal.
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[ chuckling ] journal?
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No one keeps a journal.
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Let's go.
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Come on. Come on.
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In the office.
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In the office. Let's go.
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Come on! Get ready!
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Son, son, son.
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Dad...Dad...Dad.
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Payton, what have I always
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Said?
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Men don't...
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Cry, pee sitting down, ask
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For directions, talk about your
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Feelings, talk about your
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Weight, shave your pubic hair,
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Drive a miata, cuddle after sex,
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Own a pug, wear pink, think the
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Packers are a real team, listen
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To show tunes, and...
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Wipe more than once.
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Done.
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Men...Don't talk about
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Journals...
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Around other men.
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No, you never told me that.
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It's understood!
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You don't have to say it!
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It's implied!
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Come on.
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Get dressed for wrestling.
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Let's go.
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Dad.
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Bloody nose.
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Son, what's the worst that
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Can happen?
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Okay, the bloody nose is a
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Given, but then I lose so much
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Blood that I pass out.
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I miss a pop quiz in math class
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And end up failing because of
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It, and my dreams of going to
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College are forever ruined.
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So I work at a gas station, but
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They won't let me run the
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Register because they know that
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I failed math class, so they
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Put me on a night shift, and a
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Crazed drug addict attempts to
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Rob me this one night to feed
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His heroin addiction, but since
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I can't work the cash register,
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He shoots me and he kills me
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Dead.
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[ grunts ]
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See?
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You didn't pass out.
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Ow.
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Ow.
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Ow.
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[ laughter ]
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Okay, girls.
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From the top.
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Ready?
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Together: okay!
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Whoo!
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Let's go!
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In the center of a
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Paramecium, that is where all
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The eating takes place.
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[ school bell rings ]
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All right.
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That's biology for today.
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Don't forget pages 49 through
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57.
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Where do you think you're going,
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Payton?
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Do you need to talk to me?
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I was worried about you,
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Payton.
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You seemed...Distracted in class
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Today.
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Is it because your dad has a new
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Girlfriend?
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[ scoffs ]
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My dad has a new girlfriend?
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Mm-mnh-mm.
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Word around the water cooler was
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That he had a date.
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I don't know what you're
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Talking about.
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There's no one special in his
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Life?
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He would tell you if there was
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Something serious going on,
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Wouldn't he?
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Yeah, I don't know.
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So, there's nobody new in his
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Life?
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I don't know.
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So you don't know.
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You don't know.
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What
Do
You know?
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My dad only has room for me,
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Gale, and ditka.
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Ditka.
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Is that that ukrainian
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Supermodel?
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No!
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No, it's the former head coach
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Of the bears.
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Oh!
299
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[ laughing ] ditka.
300
00:08:23,202 --> 00:08:23,803
Right.
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[ chuckles ]
302
00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:25,705
[ inhales deeply ]
303
00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:26,739
Okay.
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00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:29,675
Well...
305
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That will be all.
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Okay.
307
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[ chuckles ]
308
00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:36,082
[ chuckling ] ditka.
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00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:38,217
Wow. Good reviews.
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00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:43,089
Okay, coach.
311
00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:44,090
You can learn a lot from
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00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:44,891
Watching football.
313
00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:45,791
[ chuckles ]
314
00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:46,759
Amen.
315
00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:48,594
And parenting, that's a lot
316
00:08:48,594 --> 00:08:49,595
Like coaching.
317
00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:50,763
Don't I know it.
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00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:52,298
Now, I know two things for
319
00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:54,100
Certain -- life is hard and
320
00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,868
It's not always fair, but it
321
00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,336
Beats the hell out of the
322
00:08:57,336 --> 00:08:58,271
Alternative.
323
00:08:58,271 --> 00:08:59,872
You've got to get your son in
324
00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,307
The game, you got to get him
325
00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:02,909
Motivated, and you got to get
326
00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:03,776
Him to finish.
327
00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:04,877
I can do that, coach.
328
00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,178
Maybe your son's a dork.
329
00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:07,713
Maybe he's a little bit more
330
00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,048
Into comic books than he is
331
00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:10,249
Girls.
332
00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:11,884
It's like you're looking into
333
00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,252
My very soul, coach.
334
00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:15,621
You can still guide them to
335
00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:17,790
Be the best dork they can be.
336
00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,959
Now, go out there and give him
337
00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:20,726
Hell.
338
00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,595
And remember -- go, bears!
339
00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:24,130
Go, bears!
340
00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,667
Go, bears.
341
00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:29,268
Oh. Looking at porn, dork?
342
00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:30,970
What do you want, clark?
343
00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:32,204
To kick your ass.
344
00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:33,105
[ chuckles ]
345
00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:35,708
What else?
346
00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:38,744
Boo!
347
00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:39,946
Actually, I need your help.
348
00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:41,247
I'm already doing your math
349
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,815
Homework
And
Your biology essay.
350
00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:43,849
This is different.
351
00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:44,951
This is important, okay?
352
00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,018
I need you to teach me
353
00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:48,654
Everything you know about...
354
00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:51,624
Comic books.
355
00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:52,825
Why?
356
00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:53,993
Y-you don't need to know
357
00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:54,694
About that.
358
00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:55,261
Okay, fine.
359
00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,362
Meet after school at the
360
00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:59,865
Comic-book shop.
361
00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:01,133
[ sighs ]
362
00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:03,636
I'll have to bring carrie.
363
00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:05,705
媻 I'm all about the sexy
364
00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,807
媻 ah, yeah
365
00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:09,108
媻 uh, uh
366
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,943
媻 ah, yeah
367
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,712
媻 I'm all about the sexy
368
00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:13,679
媻 ah, yeah
369
00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:17,049
Come closer, payton.
370
00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:18,417
Well, I mean...I guess I-if
371
00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:19,919
You l-- if you have to bring
372
00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:22,922
Her, then, you know, I guess...
373
00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:24,357
I guess it's all right.
374
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,858
And she can't find out about
375
00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:26,192
This.
376
00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:27,426
I guess you could tell her
377
00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:28,894
The school's cracking down on
378
00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:30,196
Cheating and I have to pass you
379
00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,364
Your homework inside comic
380
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:31,897
Books.
381
00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,099
What -- and she'll believe
382
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:33,399
That?
383
00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:34,900
If you tell her it wasmy
384
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:35,768
Idea, she will.
385
00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,203
[ chuckles ]
386
00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,372
Cool. All right.
387
00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,309
Dorks.
388
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,213
Who would you rather do?
389
00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,981
Oh, my favorite game.
390
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,216
An adam hughes girl or a
391
00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:51,150
Dave stevens girl?
392
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,451
Oh, well, I'm surprised by
393
00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:53,219
The question.
394
00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:54,086
Because why?
395
00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:55,354
Well, because I thought it
396
00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:56,756
Was going to be
This
Super
397
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,090
Heroine or
That
Super heroine.
398
00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,859
My question is trã¨s crafty.
399
00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:01,160
I think the stevens women are
400
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,028
A bit more subtle.
401
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:03,262
You know, like, I want tomarry
402
00:11:03,262 --> 00:11:04,063
A stevens girl.
403
00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:05,231
Well, then you're a fool,
404
00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:05,798
Payton.
405
00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:06,999
I would make sweet love to an
406
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:07,933
Adam hughes drawing.
407
00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:09,101
I mean, not even one come to
408
00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:10,169
Life -- I mean the actual
409
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,170
Drawing.
410
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,238
Hmm.
411
00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,706
Don't worry.
412
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,274
You know I always use
413
00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:16,342
Protection.
414
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,377
[ chuckles ]
415
00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:21,147
[ sighs ]
416
00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:23,249
This girl razor is...
417
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,784
Quite fetching.
418
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,018
Be gentle.
419
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,487
I'm still mint.
420
00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:30,056
[ sighs deeply ]
421
00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:33,192
Now you've done it.
422
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,326
[ gasps ] oh, no.
423
00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:35,261
Ollie, I'm sorry.
424
00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,796
I know you have dibs on razor.
425
00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,097
And you say that you're my
426
00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:38,497
Friend?
427
00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:39,498
No hard feelings.
428
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:40,766
I'll give you my claim to
429
00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:41,233
Night nurse.
430
00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:43,135
Not good enough!
431
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:53,446
Uh, excuse me, sir.
432
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:54,947
Is this where one might find
433
00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:57,917
Information on...Comic books?
434
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,085
Oh, hey, clark.
435
00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:00,953
Nice jacket.
436
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:05,024
Oh, wow.
437
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:06,459
It's carrie in a comic-book
438
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,059
Shop?
439
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,394
Could my day be any more
440
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,128
Awesome?
441
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:11,030
Oh, god. He's looking at me.
442
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,364
I got to get him to stop
443
00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,200
Drooling all over me.
444
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,334
Hey, carrie.
445
00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:16,335
Hey, carrie.
446
00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:17,369
Hey, carrie.
447
00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:19,004
[ record scratches ]
448
00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:20,239
Hey, man, nobody knows we're
449
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:20,940
Here, right?
450
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,208
Have you ever danced with the
451
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,410
Devil by the pale moonlight?
452
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,511
What is that, comic-book
453
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:26,011
Lingo?
454
00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:27,012
'cause I never read any.
455
00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:28,080
He's making fun of you,
456
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,415
Dumb ass.
457
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,216
Here.
458
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,184
These are good to start with.
459
00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:33,352
"Spider-man"?
460
00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:34,220
[ scoffs ]
461
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,321
Saw the movie.
462
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,223
Don't need to read this one.
463
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:38,424
Actually, the comic book is
464
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,825
Completely different from the
465
00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:40,126
Movie.
466
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,861
Whatever. Let's go.
467
00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:47,399
Hi, payton.
468
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,906
Have you ever checked out
469
00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:55,174
"Li'l depressed boy"?
470
00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:56,842
It's my favorite webcomic
471
00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:59,245
Series.
472
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:00,579
It's about a shy guy who has a
473
00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,047
Hard time talking to girls.
474
00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:03,449
Webcomics are for people who
475
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,350
Can't get dates.
476
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,918
All
Comics are for people who
477
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:06,585
Can't get dates.
478
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,020
I bet payton could get a
479
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:10,156
Date.
480
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:11,423
Uh, the entire romero saga is
481
00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:12,591
Playing at the tivoli this
482
00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:13,259
Weekend --
483
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:14,293
"Night of the living dead,"
484
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,127
"Dawn of the dead,"
485
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:15,961
"Day of the dead,"
486
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:16,896
"Land of the dead," and
487
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:17,863
"Diary of the dead."
488
00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:20,299
[ chuckles ]
489
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,433
That's a lot of hot zombie
490
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:21,967
Action.
491
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,269
Well, I don't know anyone who
492
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,570
Wants to go, and I don't want to
493
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:25,204
Go alone.
494
00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:27,206
Really?
495
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,275
Because I also want to go, and I
496
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,243
Don't have anyone to go with.
497
00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:32,278
That sucks.
498
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,146
I guess we'll
Both
Miss it.
499
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,514
Hey, carrie, do you like
500
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:36,248
Zombies?
501
00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:37,183
[ scoffs ]
502
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,117
What a dork.
503
00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:41,086
Hey! They're a perfect pair!
504
00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:42,388
This is just like newton's
505
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,023
First law -- an object at rest
506
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:45,291
Will stay at rest, and an
507
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:46,559
Object in motion will not
508
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,160
Change its velocity unless an
509
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,461
Unbalanced force acts upon
510
00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:50,329
Them.
511
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,931
So if payton is the object at
512
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,432
Rest and samantha is the object
513
00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:54,567
In motion and I'm the
514
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,135
Unbalanced force, then all I
515
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:57,403
Have to do is to get them
516
00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,104
Traveling toward each other and
517
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,539
Then collide, and then presto!
518
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:02,274
Dork love.
519
00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:04,443
And payton -- well, payton
520
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:06,345
Leaves me alone.
521
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,586
Go, bears!
522
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,353
That's my girl.
523
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,621
You should probably teach her
524
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,056
How to say other things at some
525
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:17,356
Point.
526
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,224
Oh, come on.
527
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,325
She knows other stuff.
528
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,960
You know she actually speaks at
529
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,995
A right-tackle level?
530
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:24,430
Come on.
531
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,965
Watch the game, or I'll make you
532
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,499
Run laps.
533
00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:28,033
Okay.
534
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,068
Okay, okay. Catch it.
535
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:29,501
Catch it.
536
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:30,169
Catch it!
537
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:30,603
Yes!
538
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,071
Run that shit!
539
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:32,538
Gale!
540
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,205
What?
541
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:33,639
Dad!
542
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:34,306
What?
543
00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:35,574
Gale just said "Shit"!
544
00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:37,042
While watching a game.
545
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:37,676
She's 6!
546
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:38,611
Oh, come on.
547
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,346
She's not too young to learn how
548
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:41,680
To properly watch football.
549
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,249
This is why she needs a woman
550
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:44,216
Figure in her life.
551
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,351
[ chuckling ] come on.
552
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,653
You
Did okay without one.
553
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,388
Great. Thanks.
554
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,292
What?
555
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:56,996
I didn't mean anything.
556
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,530
[ door slams ]
557
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,368
Okay, let's watch that catch
558
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:03,002
Again.
559
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:03,502
You see that?
560
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:04,136
Mm-hmm.
561
00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:05,337
See the quarterback in the
562
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:05,704
Pocket?
563
00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:06,305
Mm-hmm.
564
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:07,506
You see all that protection
565
00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:08,173
Around him?
566
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:08,607
Uh-huh.
567
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,342
You know what that's called?
568
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:11,343
Good shit.
569
00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:12,444
Good shit.
570
00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:14,346
[ giggles ]
571
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:16,115
Okay, first step in my master
572
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,017
Plan -- find payton.
573
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,285
I'm gonna have to be nice to
574
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,987
Him if this is gonna work.
575
00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:23,222
You're paranoid.
576
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:24,356
You like dark, hidden places
577
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:25,557
Where you know you'll be alone,
578
00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:26,692
Where no one can torment or
579
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:27,359
Torture you.
580
00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:28,227
What are you, a
581
00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:29,528
Psychotherapist?
582
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:30,462
[ clank ]
583
00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:31,030
Ow!
584
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,264
I saw it on "Dr. Phil."
585
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,632
He did this whole thing on it
586
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:34,466
Last thursday.
587
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:35,100
Pfft!
588
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,235
I'm not paranoid, okay?
589
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,269
I just like it here.
590
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,737
You're paranoid when it comes
591
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:39,405
To girls.
592
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:40,306
That's for sure.
593
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:40,706
What?
594
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,107
You're too scared to ask a
595
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,409
Girl out who's standing right in
596
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,543
Front of you, begging to be
597
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:47,413
Asked.
598
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,481
What are you trying to say?
599
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,016
媻 come here, baby, ah
600
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,618
媻 come here, baby, ah
601
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,020
媻 come here, baby, ah
602
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,055
[ scoffs ]
603
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,190
Samantha's sweet, nice.
604
00:15:58,190 --> 00:15:59,525
Most importantly, she's into
605
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:00,659
You.
606
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,361
Samantha?
607
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:03,729
[ growls ]
608
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,531
H-hi, payton. Hi.
609
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:06,598
Hey, payton. Hi.
610
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:07,633
Hi, payton.
611
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,034
You don't want to go out with
612
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:09,301
Her.
613
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,302
Don't listen to him.
614
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,437
She's a great catch for a guy
615
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:12,538
Like you.
616
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,239
Girls aren't interested in
617
00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:14,540
Me.
618
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,308
They just want to be my friend.
619
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,643
Hey, do you have any "Batman"
620
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,577
Or "Superman" books?
621
00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:19,578
I want some of those.
622
00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:21,213
Look, it's no big deal if
623
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:22,748
You're too scared to ask a girl
624
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:23,315
Out.
625
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,050
What, did dr. Phil also do a
626
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,452
Show on reverse psychology?
627
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:27,586
Last monday. Why?
628
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:29,254
I'm not gonna ask her out,
629
00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:29,621
Okay?
630
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:30,489
Good call.
631
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,291
She's got no tits and a big ass.
632
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,692
It's the worst combination.
633
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,394
Seriously -- you
Got
To ask
634
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:36,095
Her out.
635
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,496
What's the worst that could
636
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,130
Happen?
637
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,465
Well, she and all her friends
638
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:40,566
Could laugh at me in the
639
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:41,800
Hallway in front of the whole
640
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,268
School, scarring me for life,
641
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:44,503
Destroying my self-esteem to
642
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,804
The point where I have no nerve
643
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:47,339
To ask another girl out as long
644
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,474
As I live, and I become a
645
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:51,276
Miserable, lonely old man who
646
00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:54,546
Dies alone, completely unloved.
647
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:57,783
This is gonna be harder than
648
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,051
I thought.
649
00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:02,087
[ sighs ]
650
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,689
[ stopwatch ticking ]
651
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:07,393
[ stopwatch beeps ]
652
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:10,629
Come on.
653
00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:12,498
Bronko.
654
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:21,673
Hi.
655
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,142
Hey.
656
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:24,710
Great, um, great bears game
657
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,811
Last sunday, huh?
658
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,146
Oh, yeah, yeah.
659
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:27,546
Yeah.
660
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,447
Well, except in the third
661
00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:29,348
Quarter, when they were up
662
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,183
Against a cover 2 zone.
663
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:33,252
They tried to run a tackle left.
664
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:34,520
Oh.
665
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,621
Are you kidding me?!
666
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,256
Everybody knows when you're in
667
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,657
That situation, you run a post
668
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:40,259
Pattern for an easy touchdown
669
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,093
There, right?
670
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:41,794
Right. Yeah.
671
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:42,528
Right?!
672
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:43,529
Yeah, right.
673
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:44,430
That's crazy.
674
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:45,197
Crazy.
675
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:46,765
I mean, in a cover 2 zone
676
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,567
Situation, everybody knows you
677
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,202
Got to run a post pattern.
678
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:51,270
Even
You
Know!
679
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,105
I
Know that, and I'm not even
680
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:53,605
A coach!
681
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:54,373
I know.
682
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:55,240
Kills me.
683
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:55,741
Yeah.
684
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,409
Hey, you know, I was looking for
685
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,811
A good place to watch the game
686
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,112
This sunday, and I was
687
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,447
Wondering -- do you know any
688
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,515
Good places, any...
689
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:06,552
Recommendations?
690
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,787
[ exhales deeply ]
691
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:11,590
I, uh...
692
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,792
Well, uh...
693
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,727
Not really.
694
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,465
[ school bell rings ]
695
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:22,901
[ indistinct conversations ]
696
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,403
Stay on the pavement, fellas.
697
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,672
Yeah, you heard me, smirk face.
698
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,246
Took me all night.
699
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:35,447
Wow.
700
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,249
Nice balls.
701
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:40,185
Dude, they got you again.
702
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,203
[ chime tone plays ]
703
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:03,709
"Let me teach you a few
704
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,944
Things about girls."
705
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:07,312
You know that line in "Hamlet,"
706
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:10,649
"To thine ownself be true"?
707
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,485
Lesson 1 -- don't do that.
708
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:18,423
Lesson 2 -- compliments are
709
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:18,957
Good.
710
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,759
Over-complimenting shows
711
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:21,827
Desperation.
712
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,829
Women sense desperation like
713
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,764
Dogs sense fear.
714
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:26,798
[ chomps ]
715
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:27,566
Or food.
716
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:28,967
[ chuckles ]
717
00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:31,203
I'm not sure which.
718
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:33,605
Lesson 3 --
Really
Don't be
719
00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:34,640
Yourself.
720
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,376
Can't stress this enough.
721
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:38,911
Carrie's shirt is
Way
722
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:39,978
Boobalicious.
723
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:41,280
No, seriously.
724
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,515
Way boobalicious.
725
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,950
Boobalicious?
726
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:45,918
Really?
727
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,319
She's a person with feelings,
728
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:47,753
You know.
729
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:48,887
I'd love to be feeling all up
730
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:49,655
In her and shit.
731
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:50,556
Don't hate the playa,
732
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:51,356
Home-diggity.
733
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:51,957
[ chime tone plays ]
734
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:53,692
Rolling hills dragons rule,
735
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:54,826
Baby!
736
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,396
Waaahooooow!!
737
00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,665
Lesson 4 -- pay no attention
738
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:00,632
To clark.
739
00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:02,768
Pay attention to things like...
740
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,303
Her nail polish.
741
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:05,737
Girls like when you notice that
742
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:06,972
Sort of thing.
743
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:09,608
And lesson 5 -- possibly the
744
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:11,476
Most important lesson you'll
745
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,477
Get from me.
746
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:14,379
Always tell hot girls they're
747
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,315
Smart and smart girls they're
748
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:17,950
Hot.
749
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,751
Okay.
750
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:20,752
Payton.
751
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,254
[ smooches ]
752
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:23,922
Payton.
753
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,729
This one is so good.
754
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:31,930
What you guys watching?
755
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:32,965
Football.
756
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:33,999
But it's wednesday.
757
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,400
They don't have football on
758
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:35,867
Wednesday.
759
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:36,635
Oh, yeah.
760
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:37,970
Uh, this is one from the, uh,
761
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,805
'85 season.
762
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:40,973
Super bowl game?
763
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:41,640
No.
764
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,975
Championship game?
765
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,343
No.
766
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:45,944
Look -- the fog bowl.
767
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:47,012
Fog just came in.
768
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:48,880
It looks like they're playing on
769
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,782
Mount olympus.
770
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:51,683
You need help, dad.
771
00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:52,818
Well, I think it's important
772
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:53,819
That gale has a sense of
773
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:54,353
History.
774
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:56,555
Go, bears!
775
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:57,623
That's my girl.
776
00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,291
Hey, you know, you could sit
777
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,692
Down and watch with us, you
778
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:01,860
Know, like a family.
779
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,528
Families do more than just
780
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:04,830
Watch football together.
781
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,698
It wasn't like this before mom
782
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:07,299
Died.
783
00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:08,533
Okay.
784
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:09,701
Just don't say her name.
785
00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:11,003
I didn't mention her name.
786
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:11,803
I said "Mom."
787
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:13,438
Why can't we talk about her?
788
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,973
You know -- you know, parenting
789
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,742
Is more than just learning about
790
00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:17,476
Football.
791
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:18,777
You know what?
792
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,779
You can learn a lot watching
793
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:21,680
Football.
794
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,915
Like mike ditka says, "If things
795
00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:26,084
Came easy, then everybody would
796
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:28,020
Be good at what they did."
797
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,656
Okay, dad.
798
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:31,089
All right.
799
00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:32,724
And we watch...
800
00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:33,859
Movies, you know?
801
00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:34,626
Right.
802
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,528
Because "Snakes on a plane" is
803
00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:38,430
Appropriate for a 6-year-old.
804
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,332
Stay black!
805
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:41,433
S-stay black.
806
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:42,534
Easy.
807
00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:43,568
See?
808
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:44,670
I'm gonna be in my room.
809
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,104
All right.
810
00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:48,373
Fine.
811
00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:49,741
It was clear I could not go
812
00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:51,109
To my dad about this kind of
813
00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:52,644
Thing, but it's okay, because
814
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:54,112
Most superheroes' dads are dead
815
00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:54,746
Anyway.
816
00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:55,881
If I use my superpowers to get
817
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:56,882
Samantha to like me, then
818
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:57,949
She'll go on a date with me,
819
00:21:57,949 --> 00:21:59,117
And I'll use my mind control to
820
00:21:59,117 --> 00:22:00,385
Tell carrie that clark's in
821
00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:01,353
Trouble, and she'll come
822
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:02,387
Rushing to his rescue, but
823
00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:03,422
She'll get trapped in that
824
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:04,456
Alley on fourth and western
825
00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:05,390
Where the bums beat up
826
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:06,625
Cheerleaders, and I'll come
827
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:07,993
Flying in and save her by using
828
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,027
Samantha as a shield.
829
00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:10,395
Carrie will fall madly in love
830
00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:11,596
With me and go to the halloween
831
00:22:11,596 --> 00:22:12,364
Dance with me.
832
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:13,565
Then we'll get married and have
833
00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:14,666
Superbabies that all have my
834
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,767
Awesome powers and use them
835
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:16,868
Mostly for good.
836
00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:18,403
And we'll be the ultimate
837
00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:19,571
Crime-fighting family!
838
00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:20,872
[ school bell rings ]
839
00:22:20,872 --> 00:22:23,508
Did you see their uniforms?
840
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,609
Ah!
841
00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:26,411
They were gorgeous.
842
00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:28,714
Brilliant cut, brilliant design,
843
00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:30,916
And so little color choices to
844
00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:31,983
Choose from.
845
00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:33,585
Sure, the nazis were jackbooted
846
00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:34,886
Thugs who wanted to take over
847
00:22:34,886 --> 00:22:37,456
The world, but, well...
848
00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:39,858
They looked fabulous doing it.
849
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,093
[ applause ]
850
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,862
Thank you, ollie and carrie.
851
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,932
Interesting angle, but very well
852
00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:47,933
Argued.
853
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:49,835
It's a close call, but I think
854
00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:51,770
I'm going to have to award it
855
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,405
To...
856
00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:54,439
Carrie.
857
00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:54,940
Oh!
858
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,007
You pick the next pair.
859
00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:56,708
[ applause ]
860
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,009
Okay.
861
00:22:58,009 --> 00:23:00,912
How about payton and...
862
00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:01,813
Samantha?
863
00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,882
Payton and samantha, will you
864
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,585
Please step up to the podium?
865
00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:08,453
Your topic is...
866
00:23:08,453 --> 00:23:11,089
Baby-seal hunting.
867
00:23:11,089 --> 00:23:14,159
Payton for, and samantha
868
00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:17,429
Against.
869
00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:19,164
Well, most people would argue
870
00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:21,032
That baby-seal hunters need to
871
00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:22,934
Make a living, but my argument
872
00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:24,136
Is much more basic.
873
00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:26,071
Have you ever seen a baby seal's
874
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:26,671
Face?
875
00:23:26,671 --> 00:23:28,540
They just have this expression
876
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:29,441
That says...
877
00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:30,842
[ high-pitched ] "Beat me.
878
00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:32,043
Club me.
879
00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:34,679
Smash my brains in.
880
00:23:34,679 --> 00:23:35,881
Please."
881
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:40,051
[ class murmuring, booing ]
882
00:23:40,051 --> 00:23:41,186
[ normal voice ] I mean, they're
883
00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:42,154
Practically begging for a
884
00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,121
Clubbing.
885
00:23:43,121 --> 00:23:44,689
[ murmuring, booing continue ]
886
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,158
Payton, has anyone ever told
887
00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:47,859
You you look exactly like a baby
888
00:23:47,859 --> 00:23:48,226
Seal?
889
00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:49,594
[ laughter ]
890
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:52,831
[ school bell rings ]
891
00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:54,466
Thank you, payton and
892
00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:55,066
Samantha.
893
00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:56,601
We'll finish it later.
894
00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:57,702
All right, kids.
895
00:23:57,702 --> 00:24:00,038
Walk, don't run.
896
00:24:00,038 --> 00:24:01,907
[ indistinct conversations ]
897
00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:12,184
I love your nail polish.
898
00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:14,886
I'm not wearing any.
899
00:24:14,886 --> 00:24:18,490
Uh, look, I'm -- I'm sorry about
900
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:19,591
That burn.
901
00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:20,792
It was the first thing that came
902
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,627
Into my mind.
903
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:24,563
To be honest, you don't really
904
00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:27,165
Look like a baby seal.
905
00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:28,667
Although, you're both pretty
906
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:31,970
Cute.
907
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:34,639
Uh, so...
908
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:34,973
So...
909
00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:36,775
I, um...
910
00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:38,143
I had something pretty important
911
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,211
That I need to ask you,
912
00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:40,512
Samantha.
913
00:24:40,512 --> 00:24:41,546
Yeah?
914
00:24:41,546 --> 00:24:43,882
Uh, so...
915
00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:45,817
Yeah, payton?
916
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,221
Do you like the new
917
00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:50,655
Rob zombie flick?
918
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,624
I thought it was pretty good.
919
00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:55,126
I'll talk to you later,
920
00:24:55,126 --> 00:24:56,161
Payton.
921
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,230
Payton, have you finished
922
00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:00,699
That extra-credit family history
923
00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:01,733
I asked for?
924
00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:02,801
Oh. Yeah.
925
00:25:02,801 --> 00:25:03,635
Mm.
926
00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:04,769
Here.
927
00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:06,671
Although, I'm not really sure
928
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,306
Why the school needs to know
929
00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:10,242
That my dad loves piã‘a coladas
930
00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:12,210
But doesn't like getting caught
931
00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:13,144
In the rain.
932
00:25:13,144 --> 00:25:14,212
Oh.
933
00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:16,047
Boxer briefs.
934
00:25:16,047 --> 00:25:17,949
Surprising choice, but
935
00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:19,017
Impressive.
936
00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,886
Can I have my phone?
937
00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:24,689
I tried asking her out.
938
00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:26,625
If you don't ask her out by
939
00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:28,326
Tomorrow, you're a lost cause,
940
00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:30,061
And I don't work with lost
941
00:25:30,061 --> 00:25:31,229
Causes.
942
00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:32,631
Tomorrow?
943
00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:33,198
[ sighs ]
944
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,733
I know exactly what's gonna
945
00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:35,934
Happen.
946
00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:42,140
Hello, samantha.
947
00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:44,075
Just wondering if you wanted to
948
00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:45,277
Rock the hizzy with
949
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:47,879
Tickle attack.
950
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:50,582
That's my guitar hero cover band
951
00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:52,250
With ollie and chester.
952
00:25:56,621 --> 00:25:58,623
I'll text her -- later tonight.
953
00:25:58,623 --> 00:25:59,624
Wow!
954
00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:01,660
You're
So
Romantic.
955
00:26:01,660 --> 00:26:02,594
Oh.
956
00:26:02,594 --> 00:26:04,029
Well, I mean...
957
00:26:04,029 --> 00:26:05,130
Call
Her.
958
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:06,631
On the phone?
959
00:26:06,631 --> 00:26:07,265
Yes!
960
00:26:07,265 --> 00:26:08,733
Hey, carrie.
961
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:09,367
What's up, girls?
962
00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:10,235
Ohhh!
963
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:13,371
Were you two up here making out?
964
00:26:13,371 --> 00:26:14,205
Yes.
965
00:26:14,205 --> 00:26:15,106
Nice.
966
00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:15,974
[ both squeal ]
967
00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:17,309
Are you gonna have babies?
968
00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:18,977
What are
You
Guys doing here?
969
00:26:18,977 --> 00:26:21,980
Oh, we're hiding from...
970
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:22,781
Ollie.
971
00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:24,215
Hey, girl. What's up?
972
00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:25,083
Hey, girl.
973
00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:25,984
Hey, girl.
974
00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:26,851
Hey, girl.
975
00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:28,053
In the library?
976
00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:28,853
Bad plan.
977
00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:29,888
Oh, my god.
978
00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:30,922
Is this a library?
979
00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:31,957
Y-you're probably right.
980
00:26:31,957 --> 00:26:32,991
We should go. We should go.
981
00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:33,792
Definitely go.
982
00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:34,192
Let's go.
983
00:26:34,192 --> 00:26:34,793
Gross.
984
00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:35,927
Okay, so, I ran the numbers,
985
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:37,028
And I think it's a better use of
986
00:26:37,028 --> 00:26:37,395
My time --
987
00:26:37,395 --> 00:26:37,896
Oh!
988
00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:39,030
I totally forgot --
989
00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:40,365
I'm loving the top, girl!
990
00:26:40,365 --> 00:26:41,132
Thanks.
991
00:26:41,132 --> 00:26:41,900
Mm-hmm!
992
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:42,968
Thanks. See ya.
993
00:26:42,968 --> 00:26:43,835
Okay. Bye.
994
00:26:43,835 --> 00:26:44,302
Bye.
995
00:26:44,302 --> 00:26:44,869
Okay.
996
00:26:44,869 --> 00:26:46,338
So, you're going to call her,
997
00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:46,972
Right?
998
00:26:46,972 --> 00:26:48,673
Well, actually, I've kind of
999
00:26:48,673 --> 00:26:50,108
Been working on these pretty
1000
00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:51,409
Excellent pickup lines.
1001
00:26:51,409 --> 00:26:53,645
No pickup lines --
Ever.
1002
00:26:53,645 --> 00:26:54,779
But they're really, really
1003
00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:55,080
Good.
1004
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,748
Don't you realize any girl
1005
00:26:56,748 --> 00:26:58,283
With half a brain hates pickup
1006
00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:58,917
Lines?
1007
00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:00,318
Just -- just pretend that
1008
00:27:00,318 --> 00:27:01,753
You're samantha, okay?
1009
00:27:01,753 --> 00:27:02,687
[ chuckles ]
1010
00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:03,355
Yeah, carrie.
1011
00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,323
Pretend you have donkitis and no
1012
00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:05,957
Tits.
1013
00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:06,725
Hey. Hey.
1014
00:27:06,725 --> 00:27:07,425
[ chuckles ]
1015
00:27:07,425 --> 00:27:08,059
Hey, baby.
1016
00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:09,127
[ chuckling ] please don't.
1017
00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:10,095
Is your name gillette?
1018
00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:10,996
I don't want to know.
1019
00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:12,964
Because you are the best a
1020
00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:14,032
Man can get.
1021
00:27:14,032 --> 00:27:15,266
Oh, hey, carrie.
1022
00:27:15,266 --> 00:27:16,968
Are you an architect?
1023
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:19,337
Because you seem to make every
1024
00:27:19,337 --> 00:27:20,438
Room you're in...
1025
00:27:20,438 --> 00:27:21,740
[ high-pitched ] beautiful.
1026
00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:22,240
I have one.
1027
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,341
Do your pants have mirrors on
1028
00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:23,842
Them?
1029
00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:25,410
Because I can totally see myself
1030
00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:26,111
In them.
1031
00:27:26,111 --> 00:27:27,212
[ laughs ]
1032
00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:28,680
[ normal voice ] you want to
1033
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,048
Wear her pants?
1034
00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:31,416
[ chuckling ] right?
1035
00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:33,118
Forget the pickup lines.
1036
00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:35,020
Pick up a phone and just call
1037
00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:36,321
Her and ask her out.
1038
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:39,157
She'll say yes. I promise.
1039
00:27:40,925 --> 00:27:42,127
Okay.
1040
00:27:42,127 --> 00:27:43,328
Okay.
1041
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,363
Okay, thanks.
1042
00:27:45,363 --> 00:27:46,965
Why is she helping him?
1043
00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:48,433
Maybe it's because payton's
1044
00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:49,934
Helping me with comics.
1045
00:27:49,934 --> 00:27:51,102
If she's helping him because
1046
00:27:51,102 --> 00:27:52,337
He's helping me, then it's like
1047
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:53,705
We're on the same team, and I
1048
00:27:53,705 --> 00:27:54,839
Should be helping somebody...?
1049
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:55,940
You know, next time grandma
1050
00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:57,075
Gets out of her car, I'm gonna
1051
00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:58,043
Open the door for her.
1052
00:27:58,043 --> 00:27:59,177
You stupid boy!
1053
00:27:59,177 --> 00:27:59,844
Ow!
1054
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:00,378
[ screams ]
1055
00:28:00,378 --> 00:28:01,780
When mrs. Hooper's blind ass
1056
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:02,881
Trips, I'll stop laughing
1057
00:28:02,881 --> 00:28:03,281
Sooner.
1058
00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:03,948
[ chuckles ]
1059
00:28:03,948 --> 00:28:05,183
Or when coach bronko has us run
1060
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:06,184
Laps, I'll slow down so
1061
00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:07,452
Everyone else doesn't look like
1062
00:28:07,452 --> 00:28:08,119
Such dorks.
1063
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:09,988
[ laughs ]
1064
00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:14,793
Hey.
1065
00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:15,760
Oh, hey, babe.
1066
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,195
So, did you want to hit the
1067
00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,763
Galleria and then maybe go to
1068
00:28:18,763 --> 00:28:20,031
Ted drewes for some frozen
1069
00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:20,498
Custard?
1070
00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:22,067
Actually, I got this thing to
1071
00:28:22,067 --> 00:28:22,333
Do.
1072
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:23,902
What thing?
1073
00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:25,370
Uh, it's for a girl.
1074
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:26,404
What girl?
1075
00:28:26,404 --> 00:28:28,106
Um, no, you don't know her.
1076
00:28:28,106 --> 00:28:29,140
She's in college.
1077
00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:30,475
Well [scoffs] what are you
1078
00:28:30,475 --> 00:28:32,010
Doing with this college girl?
1079
00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:33,878
Oh, just lifting stuff...
1080
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:34,446
For her.
1081
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:37,282
She's not hot at all.
1082
00:28:37,282 --> 00:28:38,817
Neh.
1083
00:28:38,817 --> 00:28:41,319
You're fine with it, right?
1084
00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:43,121
Totally fine.
1085
00:28:43,121 --> 00:28:46,491
Thanks, babe.
1086
00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:48,193
I'll see ya.
1087
00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:51,329
Have fun lifting stuff.
1088
00:28:51,329 --> 00:28:54,165
With your not-hot college girl.
1089
00:28:56,501 --> 00:28:58,870
Let's...Call.
1090
00:28:58,870 --> 00:28:59,871
Yeah.
1091
00:28:59,871 --> 00:29:01,139
[ sighs ]
1092
00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:03,908
[ ringing ]
1093
00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:06,144
Ehh...Well, so, I'll text her.
1094
00:29:06,144 --> 00:29:08,012
[ ringtone plays ]
1095
00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:09,280
Call
Her.
1096
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,182
Can't I just text her?
1097
00:29:11,182 --> 00:29:12,016
Please?
1098
00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:13,118
[ scoffs ]
1099
00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:14,185
Grow a pair.
1100
00:29:14,185 --> 00:29:16,287
I'm better at writing than
1101
00:29:16,287 --> 00:29:17,155
Talking.
1102
00:29:17,155 --> 00:29:18,556
Don't text me until you've
1103
00:29:18,556 --> 00:29:21,025
Called
And asked her out.
1104
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:25,463
[ sighs ]
1105
00:29:25,463 --> 00:29:27,465
[ ringing ]
1106
00:29:27,465 --> 00:29:28,266
Hi, it's sam.
1107
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:29,534
Unless you're stupid, you know
1108
00:29:29,534 --> 00:29:30,235
What to do.
1109
00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:31,202
[ beep ]
1110
00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:32,170
Hi, samantha.
1111
00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:33,505
Um, so, I-I'm sorry if I'm
1112
00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:34,305
Bugging you.
1113
00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:35,206
I just -- I --
1114
00:29:35,206 --> 00:29:36,474
Well, the reason that I'm
1115
00:29:36,474 --> 00:29:38,143
Actually calling is -- is that
1116
00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:39,410
I-I wanted to ask, um --
1117
00:29:39,410 --> 00:29:41,546
This probably sounds crazy.
1118
00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:42,413
Mm. This is --
1119
00:29:42,413 --> 00:29:44,015
I-I don't -- I -- I-if you're
1120
00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:45,016
Busy, that's fine.
1121
00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:46,017
I-it's fine if you're -- if
1122
00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:46,451
You're busy.
1123
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:47,519
Oh, I wanted to that if maybe
1124
00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:48,553
You wanted to really just do
1125
00:29:48,553 --> 00:29:49,053
The --
1126
00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:50,488
You have reached your message
1127
00:29:50,488 --> 00:29:51,089
Limit.
1128
00:29:51,089 --> 00:29:54,292
Goodbye.
1129
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,226
Okay.
1130
00:29:55,226 --> 00:29:56,227
[ sighs ]
1131
00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:58,062
Yeah.
1132
00:29:58,062 --> 00:29:59,864
[ chime tone plays ]
1133
00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:01,533
I would love to go out with
1134
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:02,100
You.
1135
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:03,968
Colon, dash, parenthesis.
1136
00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:06,037
[ clears throat ]
1137
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:09,841
[ chime tone plays ]
1138
00:30:09,841 --> 00:30:10,408
Really!
1139
00:30:10,408 --> 00:30:11,509
[ chuckles ]
1140
00:30:11,509 --> 00:30:14,245
You want to go...
1141
00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:15,380
I have a date.
1142
00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:17,849
Not with carrie, but...
1143
00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:18,883
But still a date.
1144
00:30:18,883 --> 00:30:20,118
Whoo-hoo!
1145
00:30:20,118 --> 00:30:20,985
Yes!
1146
00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,287
Thank you.
1147
00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:23,555
Thank you.
1148
00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:25,423
[ sighs ]
1149
00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:30,929
[ cartoon plays on tv
]
1150
00:30:30,929 --> 00:30:32,297
Gale, where's dad?
1151
00:30:32,297 --> 00:30:34,165
Stay black!
1152
00:30:40,238 --> 00:30:40,872
Dad.
1153
00:30:40,872 --> 00:30:42,207
Can I borrow the car friday
1154
00:30:42,207 --> 00:30:44,342
Night?
1155
00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:45,910
Why?
1156
00:30:45,910 --> 00:30:48,479
I...Have a date.
1157
00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:49,914
With a girl?
1158
00:30:49,914 --> 00:30:51,416
Yes, with a girl.
1159
00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:53,551
[ chuckling ] okay, good.
1160
00:30:53,551 --> 00:30:54,252
All right.
1161
00:30:54,252 --> 00:30:55,353
You can drive brunella.
1162
00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:56,354
[ scoffing ] oh.
1163
00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:58,289
Dad. Dad.
1164
00:30:58,289 --> 00:30:59,457
First date here, okay?
1165
00:30:59,457 --> 00:31:00,992
Can't ruin my reputation by
1166
00:31:00,992 --> 00:31:02,193
Showing up in brunella.
1167
00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:03,561
Name one thing wrong with
1168
00:31:03,561 --> 00:31:04,262
Brunella.
1169
00:31:04,262 --> 00:31:05,997
One
Thing?
1170
00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:07,198
The taillight is held on by
1171
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:07,632
Duct tape.
1172
00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:09,067
The passenger seat belt
Is duct
1173
00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:09,367
Tape.
1174
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,635
I'm pretty sure the only thing
1175
00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:12,070
That keeps the car together is
1176
00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:15,273
The rust.
1177
00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:17,208
The rust and the duct tape.
1178
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,911
Son, that is what we call
1179
00:31:19,911 --> 00:31:21,079
"Character."
1180
00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:21,546
[ sighs ]
1181
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:22,647
Look, do you want this girl
1182
00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:23,681
To go out with you because
1183
00:31:23,681 --> 00:31:25,016
You're driving a nice car or '
1184
00:31:25,016 --> 00:31:26,150
'cause of what you got inside?
1185
00:31:26,150 --> 00:31:28,653
Dad, first date here.
1186
00:31:28,653 --> 00:31:30,488
Well, wh-- what is wrong with
1187
00:31:30,488 --> 00:31:31,522
Driving brunella?
1188
00:31:31,522 --> 00:31:32,490
What's the worst that can
1189
00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:34,525
Happen?
1190
00:31:34,525 --> 00:31:35,460
[ tires squeal ]
1191
00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:37,061
Actually, the worst thing
1192
00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:38,630
That could happen would be if a
1193
00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:39,530
Truck driver driving
1194
00:31:39,530 --> 00:31:40,632
Cross-country finds out that
1195
00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:41,933
The woman that he was in love
1196
00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:42,934
With on the internet was
1197
00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:44,035
Actually just a pimply faced
1198
00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:46,037
16-year-old boy.
1199
00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:47,538
So he loads up on a mixture of
1200
00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:49,240
Nodoz and jack daniel's, which
1201
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,942
Causes him to temporarily lose
1202
00:31:50,942 --> 00:31:52,176
Control of his big rig,
1203
00:31:52,176 --> 00:31:53,378
Swerving into my lane, and,
1204
00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:54,612
Because brunella doesn't have
1205
00:31:54,612 --> 00:31:56,080
Automatic steering, forcing me
1206
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,215
Into the guardrail, then
1207
00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:58,449
Through it, then down a cliff
1208
00:31:58,449 --> 00:32:00,184
As we tumble end over end until
1209
00:32:00,184 --> 00:32:01,686
It lands upside down, crushing
1210
00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:03,521
Us, catching fire, and we
1211
00:32:03,521 --> 00:32:05,623
Slowly burn and bleed to death
1212
00:32:05,623 --> 00:32:07,558
At the same time.
1213
00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:09,160
All right, look -- if a girl
1214
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,595
Will date you driving brunella,
1215
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:11,462
She's a keeper.
1216
00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:14,699
Dad, please?
1217
00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:15,466
You know what?
1218
00:32:15,466 --> 00:32:16,534
You're never a loser till you
1219
00:32:16,534 --> 00:32:19,237
Quit trying.
1220
00:32:19,237 --> 00:32:21,673
What?!
1221
00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:23,975
Mike ditka.
1222
00:32:28,012 --> 00:32:29,280
What you up to?
1223
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,014
Geez!
1224
00:32:30,014 --> 00:32:31,282
[ chuckling ] nothing.
1225
00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:32,383
Why would I be up to something?
1226
00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:33,518
It's not like I have anything to
1227
00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:34,185
Hide from you.
1228
00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:34,719
[ chuckles ]
1229
00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:35,753
So, how did lifting go with
1230
00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:37,989
That college girl?
1231
00:32:37,989 --> 00:32:38,556
What?
1232
00:32:38,556 --> 00:32:39,657
You know, that college girl
1233
00:32:39,657 --> 00:32:41,592
That you had to lift stuff for.
1234
00:32:41,592 --> 00:32:43,561
Oh. Yeah, that.
1235
00:32:43,561 --> 00:32:44,429
Um...
1236
00:32:44,429 --> 00:32:45,997
Yeah, it went okay.
1237
00:32:45,997 --> 00:32:47,265
Actually, it went so well, she
1238
00:32:47,265 --> 00:32:48,566
Wants me to lift stuff for her
1239
00:32:48,566 --> 00:32:49,600
A couple times a week.
1240
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,102
She does, does she?
1241
00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:51,736
[ chuckles ]
1242
00:32:51,736 --> 00:32:53,438
I guess we're both lucky to
1243
00:32:53,438 --> 00:32:55,106
Have such a strong man in our
1244
00:32:55,106 --> 00:32:55,506
Lives.
1245
00:32:55,506 --> 00:32:56,541
Totally.
1246
00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:57,642
So, what's this lucky girl's
1247
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,143
Name?
1248
00:32:59,143 --> 00:32:59,711
Andy.
1249
00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:01,612
And where does andy go to
1250
00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:02,347
School?
1251
00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:03,481
College. Duh.
1252
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,149
What's she studying?
1253
00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:07,685
Books, mostly.
1254
00:33:07,685 --> 00:33:08,753
Great.
1255
00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:10,121
Well, I'll have to meet her
1256
00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:10,555
Sometime.
1257
00:33:10,555 --> 00:33:13,291
Ohhh, uh...
1258
00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:14,292
I'm sorry.
1259
00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:15,593
I-I mean, no.
1260
00:33:15,593 --> 00:33:16,661
You two won't get along.
1261
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:17,729
She'd be way too jealous of
1262
00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:18,262
Your...
1263
00:33:18,262 --> 00:33:19,130
[ inhales sharply ]
1264
00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:20,631
...Beauty and...Stuff.
1265
00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:21,632
[ chuckles ]
1266
00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:23,501
Well, I wouldn't want to make
1267
00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:24,435
Her
Jealous.
1268
00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:25,503
Maybe you and I should stop
1269
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:26,537
Seeing each other till, you
1270
00:33:26,537 --> 00:33:27,739
Know, you're done lifting stuff.
1271
00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:29,307
Hey, hey.
1272
00:33:29,307 --> 00:33:31,075
Don't be silly.
1273
00:33:31,075 --> 00:33:33,778
We're just friends.
1274
00:33:33,778 --> 00:33:35,646
Okay.
1275
00:33:39,617 --> 00:33:40,485
Oh, look.
1276
00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:42,220
It's the rolling hill retards!
1277
00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:42,820
Boo!
1278
00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:43,654
Dude!
1279
00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:45,423
That never gets old!
1280
00:33:45,423 --> 00:33:46,224
Ugh!
1281
00:33:46,224 --> 00:33:48,259
Apparently, neither dothey.
1282
00:33:51,062 --> 00:33:52,363
So, looks like your little
1283
00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:53,698
Dr. Phil theories about me were
1284
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,233
Wrong, because I asked samantha
1285
00:33:55,233 --> 00:33:57,702
Out, and she said yes.
1286
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:58,403
See?
1287
00:33:58,403 --> 00:34:00,138
I knew you had it in you.
1288
00:34:00,138 --> 00:34:01,305
With some prodding.
1289
00:34:01,305 --> 00:34:03,074
Why didn't you tell me they
1290
00:34:03,074 --> 00:34:03,808
Killed robin?
1291
00:34:03,808 --> 00:34:05,610
Clark, this is a really big
1292
00:34:05,610 --> 00:34:06,277
Moment.
1293
00:34:06,277 --> 00:34:07,812
Payton's about to go on his
1294
00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:08,679
First date.
1295
00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:09,847
What makes you think it's my
1296
00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:10,381
First?
1297
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:11,282
It's nothing to be
1298
00:34:11,282 --> 00:34:12,116
Embarrassed about.
1299
00:34:12,116 --> 00:34:13,184
You're just a late bloomer,
1300
00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:13,618
That's all.
1301
00:34:13,618 --> 00:34:16,287
But I am so proud of you.
1302
00:34:16,287 --> 00:34:17,622
How could they kill robin?
1303
00:34:17,622 --> 00:34:19,157
They killed off the
Second
1304
00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:19,724
Robin, okay?
1305
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:20,625
The jason todd robin.
1306
00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:21,793
But he was a jerk, and the joker
1307
00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:22,593
Caught him anyway.
1308
00:34:22,593 --> 00:34:23,628
They left it up to the fans
1309
00:34:23,628 --> 00:34:24,796
Whether they wanted him to live
1310
00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:26,164
Or die, and they all said, "Get
1311
00:34:26,164 --> 00:34:26,597
Rid of him."
1312
00:34:26,597 --> 00:34:27,732
But it's okay, because
1313
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:29,500
Superboy-prime can punch people
1314
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,268
Back alive.
1315
00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:31,602
It's just wrong.
1316
00:34:31,602 --> 00:34:32,804
It's unamerican.
1317
00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:35,106
I mean, it's always been batman
1318
00:34:35,106 --> 00:34:37,175
And robin, montana and rice, or
1319
00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:38,309
Bert and ernie.
1320
00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:38,810
[ chuckles ]
1321
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:39,577
Anyway...
1322
00:34:39,577 --> 00:34:41,312
So, where are you taking her?
1323
00:34:41,312 --> 00:34:42,847
Uh, my dad recommended this
1324
00:34:42,847 --> 00:34:43,481
Place.
1325
00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:45,183
He took my mom there on their
1326
00:34:45,183 --> 00:34:45,783
First date.
1327
00:34:45,783 --> 00:34:48,386
That is
So
Romantic.
1328
00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:50,388
So much more romantic than where
1329
00:34:50,388 --> 00:34:52,156
We went on
Our
First date.
1330
00:34:52,156 --> 00:34:52,523
What?
1331
00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:53,791
Under the bleachers after school
1332
00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:54,592
Wasn't romantic?
1333
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:56,194
No.
1334
00:34:56,194 --> 00:34:57,295
It was for
Me.
1335
00:34:57,295 --> 00:34:58,162
[ chuckles ]
1336
00:34:58,162 --> 00:34:59,864
Okay, this is very important.
1337
00:34:59,864 --> 00:35:01,632
Always open the door for her,
1338
00:35:01,632 --> 00:35:03,301
Especially when getting in the
1339
00:35:03,301 --> 00:35:03,601
Car.
1340
00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:05,203
Go around to her side first,
1341
00:35:05,203 --> 00:35:06,671
Open the door, let her in, then
1342
00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:08,339
Close the door, go back around
1343
00:35:08,339 --> 00:35:09,173
To your side.
1344
00:35:09,173 --> 00:35:10,408
It's very gentlemanlike.
1345
00:35:10,408 --> 00:35:11,909
And that way, you get a good
1346
00:35:11,909 --> 00:35:13,511
Look at her ass when she sits
1347
00:35:13,511 --> 00:35:13,878
Down.
1348
00:35:13,878 --> 00:35:15,580
You'll know she really likes
1349
00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:16,781
You if she gives you...
1350
00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:17,615
A reach-over.
1351
00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:18,583
A reach-over?
1352
00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:20,184
It's when she reaches over
1353
00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:21,686
And unlocks the door before you
1354
00:35:21,686 --> 00:35:22,420
Get there.
1355
00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:24,155
At dinner, find out what she
1356
00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:25,690
Wants, and then order itfor
1357
00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:26,224
Her.
1358
00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:27,792
Compliment her on her outfit.
1359
00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:28,726
And her hair.
1360
00:35:28,726 --> 00:35:29,660
Or her shoes.
1361
00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:30,161
Ah!
1362
00:35:30,161 --> 00:35:31,729
Girls love it when you notice
1363
00:35:31,729 --> 00:35:32,630
Their shoes.
1364
00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:34,899
You want to be strong, but
1365
00:35:34,899 --> 00:35:36,167
Sensitive...
1366
00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:37,268
Mysterious...
1367
00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:37,935
Informative...
1368
00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:38,836
Interesting...
1369
00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:39,504
Removed.
1370
00:35:39,504 --> 00:35:40,805
You want to impress her atall
1371
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:41,372
Times.
1372
00:35:41,372 --> 00:35:42,573
You want everything to run
1373
00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:43,207
Smoothly.
1374
00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:44,408
You want to be perfect.
1375
00:35:44,408 --> 00:35:45,776
You want to get to second
1376
00:35:45,776 --> 00:35:46,344
Base!
1377
00:35:46,344 --> 00:35:47,812
Any first date where you don't
1378
00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:48,646
Is a failure.
1379
00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:51,415
Can't I just be myself?
1380
00:35:51,415 --> 00:35:52,416
Both: no!
1381
00:35:52,416 --> 00:35:54,619
[ engine sputtering ]
1382
00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:56,554
[ engine backfires ]
1383
00:36:00,525 --> 00:36:02,727
[ stomach gurgles ]
1384
00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:03,561
[ camera shutter clicks ]
1385
00:36:03,561 --> 00:36:04,262
Uh-oh.
1386
00:36:04,262 --> 00:36:06,230
That didn't sound too good.
1387
00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:09,634
Got to love taco day.
1388
00:36:09,634 --> 00:36:10,334
Yeah.
1389
00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:12,770
Favorite lunch day by far.
1390
00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:14,238
Only good things can come
1391
00:36:14,238 --> 00:36:15,773
From taco day.
1392
00:36:18,242 --> 00:36:19,677
At this point, I was thinking I
1393
00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:20,912
May have eaten one too many
1394
00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:21,479
Tacos.
1395
00:36:21,479 --> 00:36:23,414
[ stomach gurgles ]
1396
00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:29,554
[ engine shuts off ]
1397
00:36:35,726 --> 00:36:36,394
[ farts ]
1398
00:36:36,394 --> 00:36:36,928
Oh!
1399
00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:38,262
[ sighs ]
1400
00:36:38,262 --> 00:36:40,331
Stupid taco day.
1401
00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:43,701
[ farts ]
1402
00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:44,268
Okay.
1403
00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:45,670
Tell her I like her shoes.
1404
00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:45,970
No.
1405
00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:47,738
No, tell her I like her outfit.
1406
00:36:47,738 --> 00:36:48,573
Or her hair.
1407
00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:49,874
O-or her shoes.
1408
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,809
[ knock on door ]
1409
00:36:54,745 --> 00:36:55,613
Samantha, you look --
1410
00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:56,681
Hey, I'm not ready yet, so,
1411
00:36:56,681 --> 00:36:57,448
Uh, hey, come in.
1412
00:36:57,448 --> 00:36:57,848
Just relax.
1413
00:36:57,848 --> 00:36:59,717
I'll be done in two minutes.
1414
00:37:02,486 --> 00:37:03,721
媻 no more stress and...
1415
00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:04,622
Okay.
1416
00:37:04,622 --> 00:37:06,824
媻 ...No more strain
1417
00:37:10,261 --> 00:37:10,895
Um...
1418
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:11,829
[ groans ]
1419
00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:13,397
媻 sitting back
1420
00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:14,398
[ farting ]
1421
00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:16,467
媻 happy jack, time to relax
1422
00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:16,901
Ugh!
1423
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:19,737
媻 take it easy, take it
1424
00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:20,738
Slow ♪
1425
00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:22,840
[ groaning, farting ]
1426
00:37:26,510 --> 00:37:28,779
媻 am I happy? Hmm
1427
00:37:28,779 --> 00:37:30,514
媻 just a touch
1428
00:37:30,514 --> 00:37:30,915
[ farts ]
1429
00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:31,949
媻 sitting back
1430
00:37:31,949 --> 00:37:36,687
媻 happy jack, time to relax
1431
00:37:36,687 --> 00:37:37,521
Oh. [ chuckles ]
1432
00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:38,923
媻 going somewhere, don't care
1433
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:39,490
Where ♪
1434
00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:39,824
Wow.
1435
00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:41,926
媻 'cause he's happy to stay
1436
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:42,560
[ gagging ]
1437
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,861
媻 till the journey's end
1438
00:37:43,861 --> 00:37:45,997
[ sniffs ]
1439
00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:47,865
Ugh.
1440
00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:54,071
Oh. Sorry to be rude.
1441
00:37:54,071 --> 00:37:55,640
These are my parents, suzie and
1442
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,441
Thomas gibson.
1443
00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:58,342
Ohh.
1444
00:37:58,342 --> 00:38:00,378
[ clears throat ]
1445
00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:01,812
Taco day, huh?
1446
00:38:01,812 --> 00:38:02,747
I'll be right back.
1447
00:38:02,747 --> 00:38:04,649
[ sniffing ]
1448
00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:09,654
[ clock ticking ]
1449
00:38:09,654 --> 00:38:10,955
Just so you know, you have,
1450
00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:12,323
Uh, nothing to worry about
1451
00:38:12,323 --> 00:38:12,723
Tonight.
1452
00:38:12,723 --> 00:38:14,091
Your daughter's in very good
1453
00:38:14,091 --> 00:38:14,692
Hands.
1454
00:38:14,692 --> 00:38:15,960
I promise to be a perfect
1455
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:16,761
Gentleman.
1456
00:38:16,761 --> 00:38:20,698
Just dinner, movie, home.
1457
00:38:20,698 --> 00:38:22,633
You know, no -- no monkey
1458
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:25,036
Business.
1459
00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:26,504
We feel very safe in our
1460
00:38:26,504 --> 00:38:27,905
Belief that you're going to be
1461
00:38:27,905 --> 00:38:29,907
An absolutely perfect gentleman
1462
00:38:29,907 --> 00:38:30,908
Tonight.
1463
00:38:30,908 --> 00:38:32,610
And everything samantha has
1464
00:38:32,610 --> 00:38:33,978
Told us about you says that
1465
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:35,713
You're a charming, well-behaved
1466
00:38:35,713 --> 00:38:37,381
Young man.
1467
00:38:37,381 --> 00:38:38,582
We just wanted you to know
1468
00:38:38,582 --> 00:38:39,984
That.
1469
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,018
Mm-hmm.
1470
00:38:41,018 --> 00:38:42,386
[ chuckles ]
1471
00:38:42,386 --> 00:38:44,021
Okay.
1472
00:38:44,021 --> 00:38:47,391
I know where you live.
1473
00:38:47,391 --> 00:38:49,060
Um...
1474
00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:52,530
I know where to bury a body.
1475
00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:54,398
Okay.
1476
00:38:56,534 --> 00:38:58,536
I'm not -- I'm not one of those
1477
00:38:58,536 --> 00:39:00,471
"Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am"
1478
00:39:00,471 --> 00:39:00,905
Guys.
1479
00:39:00,905 --> 00:39:03,507
No, I keep my hands to myself.
1480
00:39:03,507 --> 00:39:04,742
I-I actually have a friend --
1481
00:39:04,742 --> 00:39:05,976
Well, not really a friend,
1482
00:39:05,976 --> 00:39:07,511
But -- but he thinks a-a first
1483
00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:08,979
Date is a failure unless you get
1484
00:39:08,979 --> 00:39:10,548
To second base, but I have no
1485
00:39:10,548 --> 00:39:12,016
Plans to get to second base with
1486
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:12,883
Your daughter.
1487
00:39:12,883 --> 00:39:13,150
No.
1488
00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:14,618
I am not interested in her
1489
00:39:14,618 --> 00:39:15,519
Breasts at all.
1490
00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:16,554
N-n-not that I don't like them.
1491
00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:17,488
I mean, they're very nice --
1492
00:39:17,488 --> 00:39:18,756
Small, but nice, you know.
1493
00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:20,391
Not -- not the nicest in school.
1494
00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:21,859
I mean, I can see where she gets
1495
00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:22,393
Them.
1496
00:39:22,393 --> 00:39:24,395
Not that you have small breasts,
1497
00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:25,129
Miss gibson.
1498
00:39:25,129 --> 00:39:26,897
Just saying that they're...
1499
00:39:26,897 --> 00:39:27,998
There, you know.
1500
00:39:27,998 --> 00:39:29,700
So, chances are that samantha
1501
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:30,768
Got them from you.
1502
00:39:30,768 --> 00:39:32,470
Not that mr. Gibson's side of
1503
00:39:32,470 --> 00:39:33,904
The family doesn't have nice
1504
00:39:33,904 --> 00:39:34,605
Breasts.
1505
00:39:34,605 --> 00:39:35,606
I'm sure they do.
1506
00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:38,175
They seem...Nice and...
1507
00:39:38,175 --> 00:39:39,043
Small.
1508
00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:40,578
You know, I actually prefer
1509
00:39:40,578 --> 00:39:42,046
Small breasts, and I find your
1510
00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,614
Daughter's to be a very fine
1511
00:39:43,614 --> 00:39:43,981
Size.
1512
00:39:43,981 --> 00:39:45,015
N-not that I just spend all my
1513
00:39:45,015 --> 00:39:46,050
Time in school looking at them.
1514
00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:47,017
I mean, I don't spend all of
1515
00:39:47,017 --> 00:39:48,018
Third period staring at your
1516
00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:48,919
Daughter's breasts, okay?
1517
00:39:48,919 --> 00:39:51,021
So, just to be clear, I have no
1518
00:39:51,021 --> 00:39:53,157
Intention whatsoever of going to
1519
00:39:53,157 --> 00:39:55,126
Second base tonight with your
1520
00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:55,993
Daughter.
1521
00:39:55,993 --> 00:39:56,927
[ gasps ]
1522
00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:59,630
Payton.
1523
00:39:59,630 --> 00:40:01,665
Yeah?
1524
00:40:01,665 --> 00:40:03,000
You can let go of my breast
1525
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,534
Now.
1526
00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:05,069
I'm gonna do that.
1527
00:40:07,204 --> 00:40:08,639
Okay.
1528
00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:11,542
Let's go.
1529
00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:13,577
Pleasure meeting both of you.
1530
00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:21,185
It's another thing to check
1531
00:40:21,185 --> 00:40:22,620
Off my list -- getting felt up
1532
00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:23,687
By a date in front of my
1533
00:40:23,687 --> 00:40:24,622
Parents.
1534
00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:25,723
I just spent the last five
1535
00:40:25,723 --> 00:40:26,891
Minutes talking to your parents
1536
00:40:26,891 --> 00:40:28,025
About your breasts.
1537
00:40:28,025 --> 00:40:29,160
I was actually telling them how
1538
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,228
Much I enjoyed them.
1539
00:40:31,228 --> 00:40:33,030
And then I grabbed one.
1540
00:40:33,030 --> 00:40:34,498
You told my parents that I
1541
00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:36,667
Have nice boobs?
1542
00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:38,536
And then...I grabbed one.
1543
00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:39,637
I am so sorry.
1544
00:40:39,637 --> 00:40:40,171
No.
1545
00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:42,173
You're super-cool and totally
1546
00:40:42,173 --> 00:40:44,074
Awesome.
1547
00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:47,778
[ smooches ]
1548
00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:49,013
Oh.
1549
00:40:49,013 --> 00:40:50,648
[ chuckles ]
1550
00:40:50,648 --> 00:40:52,082
Oh.
1551
00:40:52,082 --> 00:40:53,684
Oh.
1552
00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:57,221
Oh, uh...
1553
00:40:57,221 --> 00:40:58,856
No!
1554
00:40:58,856 --> 00:40:59,957
Oh!
1555
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:01,258
Oh, I'm so sorry!
1556
00:41:01,258 --> 00:41:02,893
Are you okay?
1557
00:41:02,893 --> 00:41:04,094
[ chuckles nervously ]
1558
00:41:04,094 --> 00:41:05,029
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
1559
00:41:05,029 --> 00:41:05,596
Are you --
1560
00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:07,598
No big deal. I'm fine.
1561
00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:11,001
I really like your outfit or
1562
00:41:11,001 --> 00:41:12,069
Your hair.
1563
00:41:12,069 --> 00:41:14,104
Thank you...?
1564
00:41:14,104 --> 00:41:15,506
I'm just -- I'm trying to be
1565
00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:16,273
The perfect gentleman.
1566
00:41:16,273 --> 00:41:16,907
I'm sorry.
1567
00:41:16,907 --> 00:41:18,108
You don't have to apologize.
1568
00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:18,943
Just -- sorry.
1569
00:41:18,943 --> 00:41:19,944
[ chuckles ]
1570
00:41:19,944 --> 00:41:20,744
Stop apologizing.
1571
00:41:20,744 --> 00:41:21,879
Sorry for apologizing so
1572
00:41:21,879 --> 00:41:22,179
Much.
1573
00:41:22,179 --> 00:41:24,748
Stop.
1574
00:41:24,748 --> 00:41:25,549
Yeah.
1575
00:41:25,549 --> 00:41:26,684
No -- no more...
1576
00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:28,552
Apologizing...Anymore.
1577
00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:30,988
Sorry.
1578
00:41:30,988 --> 00:41:32,890
Sorry.
1579
00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,873
[ engine turns over ]
1580
00:41:51,242 --> 00:41:54,278
[ tires squeal ]
1581
00:41:54,278 --> 00:41:56,714
媻 I can't seem to look away
1582
00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:58,916
媻 there you are, I'm in a daze
1583
00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:00,951
媻 wondering if you would ever
1584
00:42:00,951 --> 00:42:03,020
Know ♪
1585
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:05,089
媻 in the street or in the hall
1586
00:42:05,089 --> 00:42:06,957
媻 with your back flat to the
1587
00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:07,658
Wall ♪
1588
00:42:07,658 --> 00:42:09,560
媻 where you are is where I want
1589
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,829
To go ♪
1590
00:42:11,829 --> 00:42:14,164
媻 I can't seem to look away
1591
00:42:14,164 --> 00:42:16,300
媻 there you are, I'm in a daze
1592
00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:18,335
媻 wondering if you would ever
1593
00:42:18,335 --> 00:42:20,571
Know ♪
1594
00:42:20,571 --> 00:42:21,105
媻 in the --
1595
00:42:21,105 --> 00:42:23,040
[ engine, radio shut off ]
1596
00:42:27,611 --> 00:42:28,579
South price road.
1597
00:42:28,579 --> 00:42:30,014
My dad says this place has the
1598
00:42:30,014 --> 00:42:31,982
Best meat in town.
1599
00:42:31,982 --> 00:42:33,117
[ dance music plays ]
1600
00:42:33,117 --> 00:42:35,185
Isn't this
North
Price road?
1601
00:42:35,185 --> 00:42:37,054
Come on.
1602
00:42:39,690 --> 00:42:41,625
Oh, yeah.
1603
00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:42,893
This is gonna be good.
1604
00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:43,928
[ audience cheering ]
1605
00:42:43,928 --> 00:42:45,095
Uh, where's the hostess?
1606
00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:46,897
May I have your attention,
1607
00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:47,598
Please?
1608
00:42:47,598 --> 00:42:49,199
Bring your seat backs to their
1609
00:42:49,199 --> 00:42:50,901
Upright and locked position.
1610
00:42:50,901 --> 00:42:52,870
Prepare for takeoff.
1611
00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:55,739
Get ready, ladies, for the best
1612
00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,675
Meat in town.
1613
00:42:57,675 --> 00:42:58,842
Ugh!
1614
00:42:58,842 --> 00:43:00,711
[ music continues ]
1615
00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:08,919
Oh, my...God.
1616
00:43:08,919 --> 00:43:10,287
Is that miss stewart?
1617
00:43:10,287 --> 00:43:12,189
[ screams ]
1618
00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:19,797
Oh, cool.
1619
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,267
[ laughing ]
1620
00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:24,068
[ gasps ]
1621
00:43:24,068 --> 00:43:26,170
Ugh!
1622
00:43:26,170 --> 00:43:29,306
[ screams ]
1623
00:43:29,306 --> 00:43:31,175
[ laughing ]
1624
00:43:37,348 --> 00:43:39,683
All...Right.
1625
00:43:39,683 --> 00:43:41,085
Interesting choice for a
1626
00:43:41,085 --> 00:43:42,186
First date, payton.
1627
00:43:42,186 --> 00:43:43,187
Hi, samantha.
1628
00:43:43,187 --> 00:43:43,787
Hi.
1629
00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:45,322
Look, I can't begin to tell
1630
00:43:45,322 --> 00:43:46,757
You how sorry I am.
1631
00:43:46,757 --> 00:43:48,225
I do not enjoy looking at
1632
00:43:48,225 --> 00:43:50,094
Well-built, oiled-up men with
1633
00:43:50,094 --> 00:43:51,795
Sweat dripping down their nearly
1634
00:43:51,795 --> 00:43:52,429
Naked bodies.
1635
00:43:52,429 --> 00:43:53,697
If I'd known it had been like
1636
00:43:53,697 --> 00:43:54,798
That, I wouldn't have taken you
1637
00:43:54,798 --> 00:43:55,366
With me.
1638
00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:56,667
Not -- not that I would have
1639
00:43:56,667 --> 00:43:57,434
Gone on my own.
1640
00:43:57,434 --> 00:43:59,269
[ sighs ]
1641
00:43:59,269 --> 00:43:59,937
Great.
1642
00:43:59,937 --> 00:44:02,172
Now you think I'm probably gay.
1643
00:44:02,172 --> 00:44:03,440
Did you say something after
1644
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,110
"Well-built, oiled-up men"?
1645
00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:07,745
Remind me to ask miss stewart to
1646
00:44:07,745 --> 00:44:09,079
Organize our next field trip.
1647
00:44:09,079 --> 00:44:11,849
Carrie!
1648
00:44:11,849 --> 00:44:12,983
Hi, carrie.
1649
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:14,718
Aren't you on a date?
1650
00:44:14,718 --> 00:44:16,053
I was under that impression
1651
00:44:16,053 --> 00:44:16,453
Myself.
1652
00:44:16,453 --> 00:44:18,055
Payton!
1653
00:44:18,055 --> 00:44:19,690
Oh, payton.
1654
00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:21,058
Hey, clark.
1655
00:44:23,727 --> 00:44:26,196
How's the date?
1656
00:44:26,196 --> 00:44:28,098
[ laughs ]
1657
00:44:28,098 --> 00:44:30,200
[ laughter ]
1658
00:44:33,971 --> 00:44:35,139
She looks like she crapped her
1659
00:44:35,139 --> 00:44:36,240
Pants.
1660
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,175
[ laughter continues ]
1661
00:44:42,312 --> 00:44:44,281
[ laughter distorts ]
1662
00:44:50,888 --> 00:44:53,791
Those are really nice shoes.
1663
00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:55,392
Okay, knock.
1664
00:44:55,392 --> 00:44:56,927
But you're holding my hand.
1665
00:44:56,927 --> 00:44:58,262
[ scoffs ]
1666
00:44:58,262 --> 00:44:59,797
Okay,
Now
Knock.
1667
00:44:59,797 --> 00:45:01,432
I don't -- I don't...
1668
00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:04,435
[ sighs ]
1669
00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:05,469
Uh...
1670
00:45:05,469 --> 00:45:08,038
What?
1671
00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:09,273
Okay, tell her I'm here with
1672
00:45:09,273 --> 00:45:10,374
Your jacket and that you're
1673
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:11,108
Sending me in.
1674
00:45:11,108 --> 00:45:11,975
Huh?
1675
00:45:11,975 --> 00:45:12,376
[ sighs ]
1676
00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:13,944
This is what I'm gonna do -- I'm
1677
00:45:13,944 --> 00:45:14,978
Gonna go in there with your
1678
00:45:14,978 --> 00:45:16,146
Jacket and I'm gonna claim that
1679
00:45:16,146 --> 00:45:17,514
It's your idea.
1680
00:45:17,514 --> 00:45:18,882
When she comes out, tell her she
1681
00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:19,817
Looks nice, 'cause she's
1682
00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:20,884
Obviously gonna be feeling a
1683
00:45:20,884 --> 00:45:22,853
Little insecure right now.
1684
00:45:22,853 --> 00:45:23,520
Wow.
1685
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,956
You're really good at this.
1686
00:45:25,956 --> 00:45:26,757
[ breathes deeply ]
1687
00:45:26,757 --> 00:45:27,524
Samantha!
1688
00:45:27,524 --> 00:45:28,859
Carrie's gonna be coming in with
1689
00:45:28,859 --> 00:45:29,526
My jacket.
1690
00:45:29,526 --> 00:45:31,762
[ sarcastically ] oh, great.
1691
00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:34,765
[ sighs ]
1692
00:45:34,765 --> 00:45:35,966
Just don't expect me to kiss her
1693
00:45:35,966 --> 00:45:36,767
Good night for you.
1694
00:45:36,767 --> 00:45:38,102
After this, you're on your own.
1695
00:45:38,102 --> 00:45:39,503
Hey.
1696
00:45:39,503 --> 00:45:40,871
She gave me a reach-around in
1697
00:45:40,871 --> 00:45:42,906
The car.
1698
00:45:42,906 --> 00:45:44,475
It's called a reach-over.
1699
00:45:44,475 --> 00:45:45,876
A reach-around's a completely
1700
00:45:45,876 --> 00:45:46,543
Different thing.
1701
00:45:46,543 --> 00:45:47,144
Oh.
1702
00:45:47,144 --> 00:45:48,879
Maybe you'll show me that later?
1703
00:45:48,879 --> 00:45:50,547
No.
1704
00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:56,220
Women are like any great
1705
00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:58,122
Football play -- they're hard
1706
00:45:58,122 --> 00:45:58,989
To read.
1707
00:45:58,989 --> 00:46:01,091
So the key is to stay focused,
1708
00:46:01,091 --> 00:46:03,060
And don't get distracted by
1709
00:46:03,060 --> 00:46:05,062
Their footballs, if you know
1710
00:46:05,062 --> 00:46:05,863
What I mean.
1711
00:46:05,863 --> 00:46:06,997
[ chuckles ]
1712
00:46:06,997 --> 00:46:08,298
I know what you mean, coach.
1713
00:46:08,298 --> 00:46:09,399
If you're talking to a woman
1714
00:46:09,399 --> 00:46:11,235
And you feel the urge to look
1715
00:46:11,235 --> 00:46:13,203
At those distractions, just
1716
00:46:13,203 --> 00:46:14,805
Look down at your watch and
1717
00:46:14,805 --> 00:46:16,874
Regain focus.
1718
00:46:16,874 --> 00:46:18,575
Hello, miss stewart.
1719
00:46:21,178 --> 00:46:22,546
Wait.
1720
00:46:22,546 --> 00:46:25,449
No way payton's out this late.
1721
00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:26,116
Okay.
1722
00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:27,551
Okay, 10 minutes to drive to
1723
00:46:27,551 --> 00:46:29,052
Samantha's house...
1724
00:46:29,052 --> 00:46:30,821
10 minutes 'cause she's not
1725
00:46:30,821 --> 00:46:31,288
Ready yet...
1726
00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:32,956
15 to the restaurant...
1727
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:34,258
A hour for dinner -- no.
1728
00:46:34,258 --> 00:46:35,959
Hour and a half because kids get
1729
00:46:35,959 --> 00:46:37,094
Sucky service...
1730
00:46:37,094 --> 00:46:39,863
10 to drive samantha home...
1731
00:46:39,863 --> 00:46:41,031
5 minutes for that awkward
1732
00:46:41,031 --> 00:46:41,999
Moment in the car...
1733
00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:43,333
10 seconds for the kiss...
1734
00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:44,835
A minute of stalling, waiting
1735
00:46:44,835 --> 00:46:46,236
For the woody to go down, and he
1736
00:46:46,236 --> 00:46:47,538
Gets out of the car and walks
1737
00:46:47,538 --> 00:46:48,472
Her to the door...
1738
00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:50,140
Wait.
1739
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,475
What if it's a
Good
Kiss?
1740
00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:52,509
What if it's a couple kisses?
1741
00:46:52,509 --> 00:46:55,479
What if he gets a feel?
1742
00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:57,981
That doesn't add up.
1743
00:46:57,981 --> 00:46:59,116
Ah, shit!
1744
00:46:59,116 --> 00:47:00,284
Time to call in special teams.
1745
00:47:00,284 --> 00:47:02,019
[ speed-dialing ]
1746
00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:08,492
There you go. Enjoy.
1747
00:47:08,492 --> 00:47:09,493
I took the initiative of
1748
00:47:09,493 --> 00:47:11,061
Ordering for both of us,
1749
00:47:11,061 --> 00:47:13,564
Since...You were so busy talking
1750
00:47:13,564 --> 00:47:14,464
To carrie.
1751
00:47:14,464 --> 00:47:15,899
Oh, yeah.
1752
00:47:15,899 --> 00:47:17,467
Isn't she awesome?
1753
00:47:17,467 --> 00:47:18,335
媻 oh, yeah!
1754
00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:20,337
媻 oh, baby
1755
00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:22,005
媻 gimme that sexy
1756
00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:23,073
媻 yeah
1757
00:47:26,410 --> 00:47:27,878
Yeah.
1758
00:47:27,878 --> 00:47:30,180
I'm so hungry.
1759
00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:31,381
I ordered us both the same
1760
00:47:31,381 --> 00:47:32,916
Thing -- grilled patty melts, my
1761
00:47:32,916 --> 00:47:33,383
Favorite.
1762
00:47:33,383 --> 00:47:34,218
[ muffled ] mmm!
1763
00:47:34,218 --> 00:47:35,185
This is so good!
1764
00:47:35,185 --> 00:47:38,155
I've never had this before.
1765
00:47:38,155 --> 00:47:39,590
[ muffled ] it's the grilled
1766
00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:40,224
Onions.
1767
00:47:40,224 --> 00:47:43,227
It gives it that kick.
1768
00:47:43,227 --> 00:47:44,661
[ coughs ]
1769
00:47:44,661 --> 00:47:46,063
[ spits ]
1770
00:47:46,063 --> 00:47:47,598
Did -- did you just say
1771
00:47:47,598 --> 00:47:49,399
"Onions"?
1772
00:47:49,399 --> 00:47:50,667
Grilled onions -- lots of
1773
00:47:50,667 --> 00:47:51,668
Them.
1774
00:47:51,668 --> 00:47:53,237
Uh-oh.
1775
00:47:53,237 --> 00:47:54,471
What's wrong?
1776
00:47:54,471 --> 00:47:55,639
I'm allergic to onions.
1777
00:47:55,639 --> 00:47:56,907
[ stomach gurgling ]
1778
00:47:56,907 --> 00:47:57,641
Wow.
1779
00:47:57,641 --> 00:47:58,308
Uh-oh.
1780
00:47:58,308 --> 00:47:59,109
That must suck.
1781
00:47:59,109 --> 00:48:00,244
I can't imagine not being able
1782
00:48:00,244 --> 00:48:00,978
To eat onions.
1783
00:48:00,978 --> 00:48:01,645
I mean, I put them on
1784
00:48:01,645 --> 00:48:02,279
Everything.
1785
00:48:02,279 --> 00:48:03,447
So, like, what happens when you
1786
00:48:03,447 --> 00:48:04,047
Eat a lot?
1787
00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:04,681
Do you, like, sneeze?
1788
00:48:04,681 --> 00:48:05,682
'cause when I eat too many
1789
00:48:05,682 --> 00:48:07,551
Tomatoes, I sneeze all day.
1790
00:48:10,187 --> 00:48:13,023
Ew! Gross!
1791
00:48:17,427 --> 00:48:19,263
Thanks for driving.
1792
00:48:19,263 --> 00:48:20,998
I have to admit, that was the
1793
00:48:20,998 --> 00:48:22,466
Most impressive display of
1794
00:48:22,466 --> 00:48:24,334
Projectile vomiting I have ever
1795
00:48:24,334 --> 00:48:26,169
Seen, including "The exorcist,"
1796
00:48:26,169 --> 00:48:27,437
And I have seen my share of
1797
00:48:27,437 --> 00:48:29,439
Projectile vomiting.
1798
00:48:29,439 --> 00:48:31,942
I actually keep a journal of it.
1799
00:48:31,942 --> 00:48:33,043
You keep a journal, too?
1800
00:48:33,043 --> 00:48:34,344
No.
1801
00:48:34,344 --> 00:48:35,712
Oh.
1802
00:48:38,282 --> 00:48:39,983
I just want to apologize for
1803
00:48:39,983 --> 00:48:41,151
Everything that happened
1804
00:48:41,151 --> 00:48:41,952
Tonight.
1805
00:48:41,952 --> 00:48:43,120
You don't have to apologize.
1806
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,355
Yes, I do.
1807
00:48:45,355 --> 00:48:46,957
I'm sorry for taking you to a
1808
00:48:46,957 --> 00:48:49,493
Male strip club...
1809
00:48:49,493 --> 00:48:51,295
And knocking you over and
1810
00:48:51,295 --> 00:48:52,329
Parading you around the diner
1811
00:48:52,329 --> 00:48:54,531
With a dirty butt...
1812
00:48:54,531 --> 00:48:57,501
And vomiting on you...
1813
00:48:57,501 --> 00:48:59,236
And talking about your breasts
1814
00:48:59,236 --> 00:49:00,270
In front of your parents.
1815
00:49:00,270 --> 00:49:01,538
Don't forget you copped a
1816
00:49:01,538 --> 00:49:03,607
Feel in front of them, too.
1817
00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:06,076
They'll never forget that.
1818
00:49:06,076 --> 00:49:08,545
Tonight...Was an unmitigated
1819
00:49:08,545 --> 00:49:10,280
Disaster, but...
1820
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,415
Well, look at it this way --
1821
00:49:11,415 --> 00:49:13,483
Our -- our
Second
Date has to be
1822
00:49:13,483 --> 00:49:14,618
Better, right?
1823
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,420
[ engine sputtering ]
1824
00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:19,122
[ groans ]
1825
00:49:19,122 --> 00:49:20,123
Out of gas. Nice try, payton.
1826
00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:21,558
[ car horn honking ]
1827
00:49:21,558 --> 00:49:22,693
Damn it!
1828
00:49:22,693 --> 00:49:24,294
I think my dad reported the car
1829
00:49:24,294 --> 00:49:26,363
Stolen to lojack again.
1830
00:49:26,363 --> 00:49:27,664
Lojack costs twice as much
1831
00:49:27,664 --> 00:49:29,733
As this car's blue book value.
1832
00:49:29,733 --> 00:49:30,767
We just have to wait until
1833
00:49:30,767 --> 00:49:31,702
The cops show up, and then
1834
00:49:31,702 --> 00:49:32,636
They'll call it in as not
1835
00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:33,403
Stolen.
1836
00:49:33,403 --> 00:49:34,237
[ laughs ]
1837
00:49:34,237 --> 00:49:36,006
Perfect ending to the world's
1838
00:49:36,006 --> 00:49:38,108
Worst date.
1839
00:49:38,108 --> 00:49:39,676
What else could go wrong?
1840
00:49:39,676 --> 00:49:41,044
Actually, if a truck driver
1841
00:49:41,044 --> 00:49:42,279
Trying to make it cross-country
1842
00:49:42,279 --> 00:49:43,513
Found out that the woman he's in
1843
00:49:43,513 --> 00:49:44,681
Love with on the internet was
1844
00:49:44,681 --> 00:49:45,682
Actually a pimply faced
1845
00:49:45,682 --> 00:49:47,284
16-year-old boy, so he loads up
1846
00:49:47,284 --> 00:49:48,618
On a mixture of nodoz and
1847
00:49:48,618 --> 00:49:50,320
Jack daniel's, causing him to
1848
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,122
Temporarily lose control of his
1849
00:49:52,122 --> 00:49:53,557
Big rig, which forces him to
1850
00:49:53,557 --> 00:49:55,125
Swerve into our lane, which
1851
00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:56,560
Forces me to swerve into the
1852
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,729
Guardrail, then through it, onto
1853
00:49:58,729 --> 00:50:01,031
A cliff as the car tumbles end
1854
00:50:01,031 --> 00:50:02,466
Over end, lands upside down,
1855
00:50:02,466 --> 00:50:04,234
Crushes us, catches on fire, and
1856
00:50:04,234 --> 00:50:05,602
We slowly bleed and burn to
1857
00:50:05,602 --> 00:50:07,337
Death at the same time.
1858
00:50:09,406 --> 00:50:10,440
Wow.
1859
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:11,575
[ police siren chirps ]
1860
00:50:11,575 --> 00:50:13,110
Put your hands on the wheel
1861
00:50:13,110 --> 00:50:14,778
And do not move.
1862
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,782
[ helicopter blades whirring ]
1863
00:50:24,087 --> 00:50:26,590
[ tires screech ]
1864
00:50:26,590 --> 00:50:28,325
[ both sigh ]
1865
00:50:28,325 --> 00:50:29,259
I didn't know you were
1866
00:50:29,259 --> 00:50:30,360
Wanted.
1867
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,329
I'm so, so sorry.
1868
00:50:32,329 --> 00:50:32,829
[ sighs ]
1869
00:50:32,829 --> 00:50:34,097
Stop apologizing.
1870
00:50:34,097 --> 00:50:35,165
There's no way you could have
1871
00:50:35,165 --> 00:50:36,299
Known, and besides, it's just a
1872
00:50:36,299 --> 00:50:37,100
Court appearance.
1873
00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:38,568
It's not my first.
1874
00:50:38,568 --> 00:50:40,137
You were really the one who
1875
00:50:40,137 --> 00:50:41,505
Superglued mr. Acker's finger
1876
00:50:41,505 --> 00:50:43,507
To his forehead during assembly?
1877
00:50:45,175 --> 00:50:46,777
That is so awesome.
1878
00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:48,445
[ chuckles ]
1879
00:50:48,445 --> 00:50:51,448
You're pretty cool yourself.
1880
00:50:51,448 --> 00:50:53,750
Not tonight I wasn't.
1881
00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:54,818
That's what I like about you.
1882
00:50:54,818 --> 00:50:56,787
You're a dork.
1883
00:50:56,787 --> 00:50:58,822
A loveable
Dork.
1884
00:50:58,822 --> 00:51:02,325
You're payton -- dork!
1885
00:51:02,325 --> 00:51:04,094
You don't try to be cool.
1886
00:51:04,094 --> 00:51:05,762
You're just...You.
1887
00:51:05,762 --> 00:51:07,130
That makes you cooler than
1888
00:51:07,130 --> 00:51:08,765
Anybody else.
1889
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:11,668
Well, not as cool as clark.
1890
00:51:11,668 --> 00:51:13,670
I mean, he does have the hottest
1891
00:51:13,670 --> 00:51:15,739
Babe in the world.
1892
00:51:15,739 --> 00:51:17,607
I give up.
1893
00:51:23,847 --> 00:51:25,749
[ seat belt clicks ]
1894
00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:26,783
Thank you for the interesting
1895
00:51:26,783 --> 00:51:27,317
Night.
1896
00:51:27,317 --> 00:51:29,286
I will never forget it.
1897
00:51:32,322 --> 00:51:33,557
Okay.
1898
00:51:33,557 --> 00:51:35,692
Good night, payton.
1899
00:51:35,692 --> 00:51:37,761
Good night.
1900
00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:40,630
[ car door closes ]
1901
00:51:40,630 --> 00:51:42,532
Whoa.
1902
00:51:44,668 --> 00:51:48,405
That girl's intense.
1903
00:51:48,405 --> 00:51:50,340
I need details.
1904
00:51:50,340 --> 00:51:51,374
Did you kiss her good night?
1905
00:51:51,374 --> 00:51:52,375
Kind of.
1906
00:51:52,375 --> 00:51:53,510
Okay, it's a "Did or didn't"
1907
00:51:53,510 --> 00:51:53,910
Situation.
1908
00:51:53,910 --> 00:51:55,245
It's like you can't be kind of
1909
00:51:55,245 --> 00:51:55,612
Pregnant.
1910
00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:57,214
Oh, no, she's not pregnant.
1911
00:51:57,214 --> 00:51:58,515
That would be impossible.
1912
00:51:58,515 --> 00:52:00,217
Did you kiss her or not?
1913
00:52:00,217 --> 00:52:01,551
She kissed
Me.
1914
00:52:01,551 --> 00:52:02,752
[ sighs ]
1915
00:52:02,752 --> 00:52:03,687
You're hopeless.
1916
00:52:03,687 --> 00:52:04,821
I wouldn't be surprised if she
1917
00:52:04,821 --> 00:52:05,655
Didn't want to see you.
1918
00:52:05,655 --> 00:52:06,223
Oh, no.
1919
00:52:06,223 --> 00:52:07,390
She wants to see me again.
1920
00:52:07,390 --> 00:52:08,525
Really?
1921
00:52:08,525 --> 00:52:09,392
Why?
1922
00:52:09,392 --> 00:52:10,660
Probably 'cause I'm a pretty
1923
00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:11,428
Good kisser.
1924
00:52:11,428 --> 00:52:12,562
[ laughs ]
1925
00:52:12,562 --> 00:52:14,731
No, seriously -- why?
1926
00:52:14,731 --> 00:52:17,400
No, seriously.
1927
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,736
I'm --
1928
00:52:19,736 --> 00:52:21,738
I'm a pretty good kisser.
1929
00:52:21,738 --> 00:52:23,240
Yeah?
1930
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:25,308
Uh...Wow.
1931
00:52:39,523 --> 00:52:40,724
Hi.
1932
00:52:40,724 --> 00:52:41,658
Is there, uh...
1933
00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:42,759
[ clears throat ]
1934
00:52:42,759 --> 00:52:44,227
...Something you need?
1935
00:52:44,227 --> 00:52:45,395
Um...
1936
00:52:45,395 --> 00:52:45,962
Oh!
1937
00:52:45,962 --> 00:52:47,697
I was, um, thinking of
1938
00:52:47,697 --> 00:52:48,832
Watching the game again this
1939
00:52:48,832 --> 00:52:50,534
Next sunday and was wondering if
1940
00:52:50,534 --> 00:52:52,836
You had any recommendations...
1941
00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:54,938
For a good place to watch the
1942
00:52:54,938 --> 00:52:56,439
Game...Like...
1943
00:52:56,439 --> 00:52:57,807
Um...
1944
00:52:57,807 --> 00:52:59,576
...Someplace fun...
1945
00:52:59,576 --> 00:53:00,410
You know what?
1946
00:53:00,410 --> 00:53:01,344
Mm-hmm?
1947
00:53:01,344 --> 00:53:02,479
I'm gonna be watching the
1948
00:53:02,479 --> 00:53:05,215
Bears game with my kids.
1949
00:53:05,215 --> 00:53:05,715
Great.
1950
00:53:05,715 --> 00:53:06,516
And you...
1951
00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:06,983
Mm-hmm?
1952
00:53:06,983 --> 00:53:10,453
...You could probably...
1953
00:53:10,453 --> 00:53:12,289
Find a great sports bar in the
1954
00:53:12,289 --> 00:53:12,722
Neighborhood.
1955
00:53:12,722 --> 00:53:16,359
Uh, stevie b's has hd, huge
1956
00:53:16,359 --> 00:53:16,693
Screen.
1957
00:53:16,693 --> 00:53:17,561
You'll love it.
1958
00:53:17,561 --> 00:53:18,795
And they got great ribs there.
1959
00:53:18,795 --> 00:53:20,297
U-uh...Stevie b's?
1960
00:53:20,297 --> 00:53:21,398
I don't really know --
1961
00:53:21,398 --> 00:53:22,966
Oh, it's a great place.
1962
00:53:22,966 --> 00:53:24,501
Go, bears!
1963
00:53:24,501 --> 00:53:26,970
Go, bears.
1964
00:53:26,970 --> 00:53:28,905
Go, bears.
1965
00:53:31,575 --> 00:53:33,643
Sports bar...
1966
00:53:36,413 --> 00:53:37,013
Hey, girls.
1967
00:53:37,013 --> 00:53:38,848
Carrie! Hey!
1968
00:53:38,848 --> 00:53:40,450
Together: we've got spirit!
1969
00:53:40,450 --> 00:53:41,017
Yes, we do!
1970
00:53:41,017 --> 00:53:42,018
We've got spirit!
1971
00:53:42,018 --> 00:53:42,953
How 'bout you?!
1972
00:53:42,953 --> 00:53:43,553
[ giggles ]
1973
00:53:43,553 --> 00:53:44,254
Awesome.
1974
00:53:44,254 --> 00:53:45,555
Get lots of sign-ups, okay?
1975
00:53:45,555 --> 00:53:47,290
Yeah, definitely!
1976
00:53:51,528 --> 00:53:53,396
[ toilet flushes ]
1977
00:53:55,699 --> 00:53:57,601
[ chuckles ]
1978
00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:01,938
[ sighs ]
1979
00:54:04,341 --> 00:54:05,475
Pawn to rook 4!
1980
00:54:05,475 --> 00:54:08,578
Pawn to rook 4!
1981
00:54:08,578 --> 00:54:10,580
Where were you?
1982
00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:12,349
I was behind the school.
1983
00:54:12,349 --> 00:54:14,551
What were you doing there?
1984
00:54:14,551 --> 00:54:15,919
Nothing.
1985
00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:18,588
Don't touch my balls.
1986
00:54:18,588 --> 00:54:19,589
Or my hair.
1987
00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:21,024
Or my hair!
1988
00:54:21,024 --> 00:54:22,292
I can't believe you copped a
1989
00:54:22,292 --> 00:54:23,426
Feel on the first date.
1990
00:54:23,426 --> 00:54:24,861
W-were they pointy?
1991
00:54:24,861 --> 00:54:26,463
Pink? Brown?
1992
00:54:26,463 --> 00:54:26,963
Round?
1993
00:54:26,963 --> 00:54:28,431
Can you see what's around
1994
00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:28,965
Him?
1995
00:54:28,965 --> 00:54:31,401
That's protection.
1996
00:54:31,401 --> 00:54:32,002
[ sighs ]
1997
00:54:32,002 --> 00:54:34,804
It's a thing of beauty.
1998
00:54:34,804 --> 00:54:35,839
Now if they could just win a
1999
00:54:35,839 --> 00:54:36,606
Damn game.
2000
00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:38,441
Could you imagine, like,
2001
00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:40,610
Spider-man's agility and
2002
00:54:40,610 --> 00:54:41,945
Quickness and all that stuff put
2003
00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:43,813
In bruce wayne -- batman?
2004
00:54:43,813 --> 00:54:45,515
It'd be like the ultimate...
2005
00:54:45,515 --> 00:54:48,518
Ultimate
Superhero of all time.
2006
00:54:48,518 --> 00:54:50,520
It'd be pretty cool.
2007
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,055
Totally.
2008
00:54:52,055 --> 00:54:53,623
Oh!
2009
00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:54,858
One too many vanilla cokes,
2010
00:54:54,858 --> 00:54:55,392
Babe.
2011
00:54:55,392 --> 00:54:57,060
I got to pee.
2012
00:54:57,060 --> 00:54:58,928
[ chuckles ]
2013
00:55:01,097 --> 00:55:01,898
[ cellphone vibrating ]
2014
00:55:01,898 --> 00:55:03,400
Rolling hills dragons rule!
2015
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,068
Waaaahooooow!!
2016
00:55:13,443 --> 00:55:15,111
[ gasps ]
2017
00:55:19,549 --> 00:55:21,418
[ clears throat ]
2018
00:55:29,559 --> 00:55:31,494
[ giggling ]
2019
00:55:41,104 --> 00:55:42,639
Hey, carrie.
2020
00:55:42,639 --> 00:55:44,007
Guess what -- I have another
2021
00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:45,709
Date tonight with samantha.
2022
00:55:45,709 --> 00:55:46,776
I'm gonna follow all your
2023
00:55:46,776 --> 00:55:48,578
Advice -- always open the door
2024
00:55:48,578 --> 00:55:50,780
For her and...
2025
00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:53,116
Compliment her shoes...
2026
00:55:53,116 --> 00:55:54,851
And try not to be...
2027
00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:55,852
Myself?
2028
00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:56,953
[ chuckles ]
2029
00:55:56,953 --> 00:55:58,421
Yeah.
2030
00:55:58,421 --> 00:56:00,790
Both: uh...Hey, carrie.
2031
00:56:00,790 --> 00:56:02,092
Get your geek stink breath
2032
00:56:02,092 --> 00:56:03,960
Out of here, payton!
2033
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,428
[ both laugh ]
2034
00:56:05,428 --> 00:56:08,598
Dork!
2035
00:56:08,598 --> 00:56:10,433
[ laughs ]
2036
00:56:10,433 --> 00:56:11,101
[ laughs ]
2037
00:56:11,101 --> 00:56:12,569
Do you remember when
2038
00:56:12,569 --> 00:56:14,104
Rob liefeld couldn't draw feet?
2039
00:56:14,104 --> 00:56:14,771
Oh, my god.
2040
00:56:14,771 --> 00:56:15,872
I thought I was the only one who
2041
00:56:15,872 --> 00:56:16,406
Noticed.
2042
00:56:16,406 --> 00:56:17,407
Okay, what's the scariest
2043
00:56:17,407 --> 00:56:18,108
Movie you've ever seen?
2044
00:56:18,108 --> 00:56:19,008
Easy -- "Bride wars."
2045
00:56:19,008 --> 00:56:20,009
Good answer!
2046
00:56:20,009 --> 00:56:21,077
I'm not sure what was scarier
2047
00:56:21,077 --> 00:56:22,178
About that movie -- the script,
2048
00:56:22,178 --> 00:56:23,413
The directing, or was it the
2049
00:56:23,413 --> 00:56:23,747
Acting?
2050
00:56:23,747 --> 00:56:24,748
Well, actually, wedding
2051
00:56:24,748 --> 00:56:25,815
Scenes kind of freak me out.
2052
00:56:25,815 --> 00:56:26,783
Oh, afraid of getting
2053
00:56:26,783 --> 00:56:27,117
Married?
2054
00:56:27,117 --> 00:56:28,418
No, but here's a scary fact
2055
00:56:28,418 --> 00:56:29,486
For you -- did you know that
2056
00:56:29,486 --> 00:56:30,520
Nearly half of all marriages
2057
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:31,488
Last their entire lives?
2058
00:56:31,488 --> 00:56:31,821
Aah!
2059
00:56:31,821 --> 00:56:32,956
What about the ultimate line?
2060
00:56:32,956 --> 00:56:33,523
I know!
2061
00:56:33,523 --> 00:56:34,591
Is that ever gonna come out on
2062
00:56:34,591 --> 00:56:34,891
Time?
2063
00:56:34,891 --> 00:56:35,959
Who do they think they are?
2064
00:56:35,959 --> 00:56:36,860
You know? Frank miller?
2065
00:56:36,860 --> 00:56:37,560
[ chuckles ]
2066
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:38,695
Speaking of, did you see his
2067
00:56:38,695 --> 00:56:39,429
"Robocop" movie?
2068
00:56:39,429 --> 00:56:40,196
Uh, yeah -- he sold out
2069
00:56:40,196 --> 00:56:41,531
Faster than a condom machine on
2070
00:56:41,531 --> 00:56:41,931
Prom night.
2071
00:56:41,931 --> 00:56:42,966
Thank god he redeemed himself
2072
00:56:42,966 --> 00:56:44,067
With "Sin city," until he fell
2073
00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:45,101
Back down with "The spirit."
2074
00:56:45,101 --> 00:56:46,202
What were they trying to do?
2075
00:56:46,202 --> 00:56:47,537
Cram all those comic books into
2076
00:56:47,537 --> 00:56:47,904
One movie?
2077
00:56:47,904 --> 00:56:48,905
Worst adaptation ever.
2078
00:56:48,905 --> 00:56:49,973
"Hell boy" -- much better.
2079
00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:51,441
Agreed.
2080
00:56:51,441 --> 00:56:53,176
You are super-cool and
2081
00:56:53,176 --> 00:56:55,078
Totally awesome.
2082
00:56:57,781 --> 00:56:59,749
Thanks, guys.
2083
00:57:07,490 --> 00:57:09,058
I had a great time tonight.
2084
00:57:09,058 --> 00:57:10,994
Yeah, me too.
2085
00:57:10,994 --> 00:57:12,495
We should do it again
2086
00:57:12,495 --> 00:57:12,862
Sometime.
2087
00:57:12,862 --> 00:57:13,663
[ chuckles nervously ]
2088
00:57:13,663 --> 00:57:14,130
Sure.
2089
00:57:14,130 --> 00:57:16,633
I'll, uh, I'll call you.
2090
00:57:16,633 --> 00:57:18,902
[ chuckling ] yeah.
2091
00:57:18,902 --> 00:57:20,203
My parents are sound asleep
2092
00:57:20,203 --> 00:57:22,739
Upstairs.
2093
00:57:22,739 --> 00:57:23,239
Really?
2094
00:57:23,239 --> 00:57:24,707
Probably shouldn't wake them up.
2095
00:57:24,707 --> 00:57:25,108
Good night.
2096
00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:26,976
That's not what I mea--
2097
00:57:34,517 --> 00:57:35,852
Oh.
2098
00:57:35,852 --> 00:57:36,753
What's with the face?
2099
00:57:36,753 --> 00:57:37,754
Wha-- I-I don't have a face
2100
00:57:37,754 --> 00:57:38,021
On.
2101
00:57:38,021 --> 00:57:39,856
Your mouth's open.
2102
00:57:39,856 --> 00:57:41,057
Are you sure that this is
2103
00:57:41,057 --> 00:57:41,624
Your room?
2104
00:57:41,624 --> 00:57:42,659
I wasn't always into comic
2105
00:57:42,659 --> 00:57:43,159
Books.
2106
00:57:43,159 --> 00:57:44,260
No?
2107
00:57:44,260 --> 00:57:45,829
Uh, well, you know, not until
2108
00:57:45,829 --> 00:57:47,730
This
Guy.
2109
00:57:47,730 --> 00:57:48,631
Oh, cool.
2110
00:57:48,631 --> 00:57:50,033
Li'l depressed boy.
2111
00:57:50,033 --> 00:57:50,767
He's so...
2112
00:57:50,767 --> 00:57:51,167
Romantic?
2113
00:57:51,167 --> 00:57:52,902
...Depressed.
2114
00:57:55,004 --> 00:57:56,206
Um...
2115
00:57:59,075 --> 00:58:00,643
What?
2116
00:58:02,812 --> 00:58:03,947
Hey, do you want to see my
2117
00:58:03,947 --> 00:58:05,782
Halloween costume?
2118
00:58:05,782 --> 00:58:06,649
Um...
2119
00:58:06,649 --> 00:58:07,250
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
2120
00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:08,518
Halloween costume -- yeah,
2121
00:58:08,518 --> 00:58:09,185
That's a good idea.
2122
00:58:09,185 --> 00:58:10,053
I-I want to see it.
2123
00:58:10,053 --> 00:58:10,954
Can't wait, actually.
2124
00:58:10,954 --> 00:58:11,888
Can't wait to see it.
2125
00:58:11,888 --> 00:58:12,789
Okay.
2126
00:58:12,789 --> 00:58:13,723
All right.
2127
00:58:13,723 --> 00:58:16,059
I'm really...
2128
00:58:16,059 --> 00:58:17,961
[ sighs ]
2129
00:58:38,615 --> 00:58:40,283
[ chuckles ]
2130
00:58:45,722 --> 00:58:46,689
What? Does --
2131
00:58:46,689 --> 00:58:48,057
Does it make me look weird?
2132
00:58:48,057 --> 00:58:50,560
You look...Awesome!
2133
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:51,561
Where'd you get that?
2134
00:58:51,561 --> 00:58:53,296
At a garage sale for the fat,
2135
00:58:53,296 --> 00:58:54,697
Suicidal cheerleader.
2136
00:58:54,697 --> 00:58:55,965
Like, picture a lot more zombie
2137
00:58:55,965 --> 00:58:58,668
Makeup and blood and junk for
2138
00:58:58,668 --> 00:58:59,602
The dance.
2139
00:58:59,602 --> 00:59:00,970
Yeah -- zombie cheerleader.
2140
00:59:00,970 --> 00:59:01,571
Awesome.
2141
00:59:01,571 --> 00:59:02,605
Yeah, I'm going as
2142
00:59:02,605 --> 00:59:03,106
Brain-dead.
2143
00:59:03,106 --> 00:59:05,008
[ both chuckle ]
2144
00:59:18,321 --> 00:59:19,956
Oh.
2145
00:59:19,956 --> 00:59:21,324
Okay.
2146
00:59:21,324 --> 00:59:22,692
Sorry.
2147
00:59:22,692 --> 00:59:24,661
Stop apologizing.
2148
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:32,101
Mm!
2149
00:59:32,101 --> 00:59:33,102
What?
2150
00:59:33,102 --> 00:59:33,937
[ laughs ]
2151
00:59:33,937 --> 00:59:34,804
Hey, it's nothing to be
2152
00:59:34,804 --> 00:59:36,673
Embarrassed about.
2153
00:59:36,673 --> 00:59:38,741
Oh, god! Oh!
2154
00:59:38,741 --> 00:59:39,175
What?
2155
00:59:39,175 --> 00:59:40,643
That's go-gurt that I was
2156
00:59:40,643 --> 00:59:41,811
Saving...For later.
2157
00:59:41,811 --> 00:59:42,245
Oh!
2158
00:59:42,245 --> 00:59:44,614
Strawberry-banana's my favorite.
2159
00:59:44,614 --> 00:59:46,349
Oh.
2160
00:59:55,959 --> 00:59:57,160
Oh, god!
2161
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:57,794
[ grunts ]
2162
00:59:57,794 --> 00:59:59,195
Oh, god. Okay. Aah. Aah.
2163
00:59:59,195 --> 01:00:00,797
I think your watch is in my
2164
01:00:00,797 --> 01:00:01,164
Hair.
2165
01:00:01,164 --> 01:00:02,265
Ow! Aah! Aah! Okay.
2166
01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:05,234
Okay. I'm gonna extract it.
2167
01:00:05,234 --> 01:00:06,069
[ footsteps approaching ]
2168
01:00:06,069 --> 01:00:07,337
Uh-oh.
2169
01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:08,705
What's "Uh-oh"?
2170
01:00:08,705 --> 01:00:09,672
It's my dad!
2171
01:00:09,672 --> 01:00:11,975
It's my dad! Come on!
2172
01:00:11,975 --> 01:00:13,676
[ clears throat ]
2173
01:00:13,676 --> 01:00:16,145
Two minutes, young lady.
2174
01:00:16,145 --> 01:00:18,748
Or I'll be back with my shovel.
2175
01:00:18,748 --> 01:00:19,682
Don't worry.
2176
01:00:19,682 --> 01:00:21,150
I haven't had a curfew since I
2177
01:00:21,150 --> 01:00:22,986
Started getting straight a's in
2178
01:00:22,986 --> 01:00:23,786
Eighth grade.
2179
01:00:23,786 --> 01:00:25,088
That's so awesome.
2180
01:00:25,088 --> 01:00:26,155
Yeah, curfews are totally
2181
01:00:26,155 --> 01:00:26,656
Lame.
2182
01:00:26,656 --> 01:00:27,824
No, that you get straight
2183
01:00:27,824 --> 01:00:29,859
A's.
2184
01:00:29,859 --> 01:00:32,695
Hey, um...Payton?
2185
01:00:32,695 --> 01:00:35,131
I-I was, like, okay, I'm kind
2186
01:00:35,131 --> 01:00:37,166
Of wondering if...Maybe...You
2187
01:00:37,166 --> 01:00:38,034
Would...Um...
2188
01:00:38,034 --> 01:00:40,837
Yeah?
2189
01:00:40,837 --> 01:00:41,938
Would you like to go to the
2190
01:00:41,938 --> 01:00:43,139
Halloween dance with a zombie
2191
01:00:43,139 --> 01:00:43,940
Cheerleader?
2192
01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:46,943
Yeah. I -- okay.
2193
01:00:46,943 --> 01:00:48,811
[ laughs ]
2194
01:00:52,148 --> 01:00:52,949
Oh, yeah.
2195
01:00:52,949 --> 01:00:54,717
Things are going great.
2196
01:00:54,717 --> 01:00:56,119
Two dates and counting.
2197
01:00:56,119 --> 01:00:57,353
I'm getting more superpowers
2198
01:00:57,353 --> 01:00:58,054
By the day.
2199
01:00:58,054 --> 01:00:59,956
Now I can talk to girls, pee
2200
01:00:59,956 --> 01:01:01,758
Standing up, and fly.
2201
01:01:01,758 --> 01:01:03,893
But sometimes even superheroes
2202
01:01:03,893 --> 01:01:05,728
Have power failures.
2203
01:01:05,728 --> 01:01:09,699
Aaaaaaah!
2204
01:01:09,699 --> 01:01:11,167
But I'm figuring it out.
2205
01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:13,202
Yeah, I'm juggling two girls
2206
01:01:13,202 --> 01:01:14,470
Pretty well.
2207
01:01:14,470 --> 01:01:15,938
Now all I need is a costume
2208
01:01:15,938 --> 01:01:18,274
For the halloween dance.
2209
01:01:18,274 --> 01:01:19,876
Okay, we need to find
2210
01:01:19,876 --> 01:01:21,344
Something for you to wear.
2211
01:01:21,344 --> 01:01:22,745
We have to go shopping.
2212
01:01:22,745 --> 01:01:23,212
Shopping!
2213
01:01:23,212 --> 01:01:23,913
Shopping!
2214
01:01:23,913 --> 01:01:25,081
Let's go shopping.
2215
01:01:25,081 --> 01:01:27,316
[ laughs ]
2216
01:01:27,316 --> 01:01:29,385
What?
2217
01:01:29,385 --> 01:01:31,287
Oh, you have no idea.
2218
01:01:39,862 --> 01:01:41,130
媻 this is where I wanna,
2219
01:01:41,130 --> 01:01:42,498
Ah, ah, I wanna take it ♪
2220
01:01:42,498 --> 01:01:44,000
媻 I think that I can take it
2221
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,301
媻 I take it! I take it!
2222
01:01:45,301 --> 01:01:46,969
媻 I think that I can take it
2223
01:01:46,969 --> 01:01:48,171
Wow.
2224
01:01:52,408 --> 01:01:54,010
This isn't really the type of
2225
01:01:54,010 --> 01:01:55,378
Costume I had in mind.
2226
01:01:55,378 --> 01:01:56,412
Oh.
2227
01:01:56,412 --> 01:01:58,347
What about something...
2228
01:01:58,347 --> 01:02:00,383
Like this?
2229
01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:01,350
媻 'cause you want it,
2230
01:02:01,350 --> 01:02:01,984
I want it ♪
2231
01:02:01,984 --> 01:02:03,352
媻 you want it, I want it
2232
01:02:03,352 --> 01:02:04,821
媻 you want it, I want it
2233
01:02:04,821 --> 01:02:06,022
媻 you want it, I want it
2234
01:02:06,022 --> 01:02:07,356
媻 ahh!
2235
01:02:07,356 --> 01:02:08,391
What the hell happened?
2236
01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:10,827
Never, ever, ever go shopping
2237
01:02:10,827 --> 01:02:13,062
With a girl.
2238
01:02:13,062 --> 01:02:13,396
Ever.
2239
01:02:13,396 --> 01:02:15,865
Oh, son, I am so sorry.
2240
01:02:15,865 --> 01:02:17,467
I feel so responsible for not
2241
01:02:17,467 --> 01:02:19,135
Having taught you that already.
2242
01:02:19,135 --> 01:02:20,403
Although, I did get to spend
2243
01:02:20,403 --> 01:02:21,437
Two hours alone with
2244
01:02:21,437 --> 01:02:22,472
Carrie smith.
2245
01:02:22,472 --> 01:02:24,807
So, while my body is bruised and
2246
01:02:24,807 --> 01:02:27,110
Beaten, my spirit soars to
2247
01:02:27,110 --> 01:02:28,845
Heretofore-undiscovered heights.
2248
01:02:28,845 --> 01:02:30,079
[ sighs deeply ]
2249
01:02:30,079 --> 01:02:31,214
Son, men just don't...
2250
01:02:31,214 --> 01:02:33,850
Wax poetic?
2251
01:02:33,850 --> 01:02:34,984
Well.
2252
01:02:34,984 --> 01:02:36,953
First try this time.
2253
01:02:43,192 --> 01:02:44,560
Okay, clayton -- payton!
2254
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:45,261
Dad!
2255
01:02:45,261 --> 01:02:46,829
I didn't mean anything by
2256
01:02:46,829 --> 01:02:47,163
That.
2257
01:02:47,163 --> 01:02:48,397
It was a -- I don't get --
2258
01:02:48,397 --> 01:02:49,799
I-I-I get everybody's nam--
2259
01:02:49,799 --> 01:02:51,134
I got so many kids' names to
2260
01:02:51,134 --> 01:02:51,934
Remember at school, I --
2261
01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:52,568
[ door slams ]
2262
01:02:52,568 --> 01:02:54,804
[ school bell rings ]
2263
01:03:08,151 --> 01:03:12,121
[ theme music playing ]
2264
01:03:12,121 --> 01:03:13,422
If you're watching this, then
2265
01:03:13,422 --> 01:03:14,590
You're trying to date a man
2266
01:03:14,590 --> 01:03:15,992
Who's obsessed with me.
2267
01:03:15,992 --> 01:03:17,059
What's his name?
2268
01:03:17,059 --> 01:03:18,194
B-bronko.
2269
01:03:18,194 --> 01:03:19,529
Now, the first step is
2270
01:03:19,529 --> 01:03:22,098
Understanding his obsession, so
2271
01:03:22,098 --> 01:03:23,366
You got to breathe me in.
2272
01:03:23,366 --> 01:03:24,901
Seriously, I don't mind.
2273
01:03:24,901 --> 01:03:26,602
[ breathes deeply ]
2274
01:03:26,602 --> 01:03:28,171
It's okay to like it.
2275
01:03:28,171 --> 01:03:30,006
You have to understand, I'm
2276
01:03:30,006 --> 01:03:31,240
Dripping with macho.
2277
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:33,009
I'm an american icon!
2278
01:03:33,009 --> 01:03:34,143
Oh, my.
2279
01:03:34,143 --> 01:03:35,845
I'm what the kids call a
2280
01:03:35,845 --> 01:03:36,479
Baller.
2281
01:03:36,479 --> 01:03:38,347
It's no wonder your man is into
2282
01:03:38,347 --> 01:03:39,215
Me.
2283
01:03:39,215 --> 01:03:40,883
In fact...I think
You'rekind
2284
01:03:40,883 --> 01:03:42,151
Of into me, aren't you,
2285
01:03:42,151 --> 01:03:42,885
Gorgeous?
2286
01:03:42,885 --> 01:03:46,189
[ giggling ] no, not really.
2287
01:03:46,189 --> 01:03:46,556
[ sighs ]
2288
01:03:46,556 --> 01:03:48,024
Use your man's affinity for
2289
01:03:48,024 --> 01:03:49,559
Me and for the game of football
2290
01:03:49,559 --> 01:03:51,027
To your advantage.
2291
01:03:51,027 --> 01:03:52,862
I'll say a phrase, then you
2292
01:03:52,862 --> 01:03:53,362
Repeat it.
2293
01:03:53,362 --> 01:03:54,497
Okay.
2294
01:03:54,497 --> 01:03:55,998
"Great game last night.
2295
01:03:55,998 --> 01:03:57,300
The way he found the tight end
2296
01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:59,202
So deep and went so long for
2297
01:03:59,202 --> 01:04:00,203
The touchdown."
2298
01:04:00,203 --> 01:04:02,872
"Last night was great...
2299
01:04:02,872 --> 01:04:04,974
The way he found that tight end
2300
01:04:04,974 --> 01:04:08,544
And went so deep and waited so
2301
01:04:08,544 --> 01:04:10,613
Long for the touchdown."
2302
01:04:10,613 --> 01:04:12,982
[ breathes deeply ]
2303
01:04:12,982 --> 01:04:14,283
Great job.
2304
01:04:14,283 --> 01:04:16,586
Now grab your man and hit the
2305
01:04:16,586 --> 01:04:17,320
Showers.
2306
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:20,289
[ school bell rings ]
2307
01:04:20,289 --> 01:04:21,924
Hey, babe.
2308
01:04:21,924 --> 01:04:22,258
Hi.
2309
01:04:22,258 --> 01:04:24,393
So, the diner before or after
2310
01:04:24,393 --> 01:04:25,661
The halloween dance this
2311
01:04:25,661 --> 01:04:27,063
Saturday?
2312
01:04:27,063 --> 01:04:28,397
Yeah, um...
2313
01:04:28,397 --> 01:04:29,565
About the dance...
2314
01:04:29,565 --> 01:04:30,433
[ chuckles nervously ]
2315
01:04:30,433 --> 01:04:33,035
I can't -- I got to do that...
2316
01:04:33,035 --> 01:04:34,237
Thing with andy, the college
2317
01:04:34,237 --> 01:04:36,606
Girl.
2318
01:04:36,606 --> 01:04:40,376
You understand...Right?
2319
01:04:40,376 --> 01:04:43,679
Don't worry about it.
2320
01:04:43,679 --> 01:04:44,647
Thanks for being so
2321
01:04:44,647 --> 01:04:46,582
Understanding.
2322
01:04:46,582 --> 01:04:48,584
You are awesome.
2323
01:04:53,656 --> 01:04:55,524
[ sighs ]
2324
01:05:00,496 --> 01:05:01,998
All right, you goddamn dorks,
2325
01:05:01,998 --> 01:05:03,266
If I see any of these stickers
2326
01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:04,467
On any of my doors or anybody
2327
01:05:04,467 --> 01:05:06,535
Else's doors, your ass is out of
2328
01:05:06,535 --> 01:05:07,403
Class.
2329
01:05:07,403 --> 01:05:09,305
Get moving!
2330
01:05:13,075 --> 01:05:16,045
[ cellphone chirps ]
2331
01:05:16,045 --> 01:05:18,347
"I-n-t-t-y"?
2332
01:05:21,484 --> 01:05:22,418
[ cellphone chirps ]
2333
01:05:22,418 --> 01:05:25,521
"She's not talking to you?"
2334
01:05:25,521 --> 01:05:27,590
Are you
Not talking to me, too?
2335
01:05:29,558 --> 01:05:30,459
[ cellphone chirps ]
2336
01:05:30,459 --> 01:05:32,161
"No, I'm still talking to you."
2337
01:05:32,161 --> 01:05:35,064
Then why are you texting me?
2338
01:05:35,064 --> 01:05:36,699
Oh, yeah. I forgot.
2339
01:05:36,699 --> 01:05:38,234
And why are
You
Not talking
2340
01:05:38,234 --> 01:05:41,103
To me?
2341
01:05:41,103 --> 01:05:42,638
[ cellphone chirps ]
2342
01:05:42,638 --> 01:05:44,707
You're a cheerleader, and you
2343
01:05:44,707 --> 01:05:46,475
Don't have a date to the dance,
2344
01:05:46,475 --> 01:05:47,677
Biyotch!
2345
01:05:50,479 --> 01:05:53,115
Hey, guys.
2346
01:05:53,115 --> 01:05:54,550
That gives me an idea!
2347
01:05:54,550 --> 01:05:56,085
I
Do
Need to be at the
2348
01:05:56,085 --> 01:05:57,153
Halloween dance.
2349
01:05:57,153 --> 01:05:58,387
We'll see how clark likes it
2350
01:05:58,387 --> 01:05:59,655
When
I'm
Lifting stuff for
2351
01:05:59,655 --> 01:06:00,256
Someone.
2352
01:06:00,256 --> 01:06:01,457
I'm going to ask someone else
2353
01:06:01,457 --> 01:06:02,325
To the dance.
2354
01:06:02,325 --> 01:06:04,060
I could ask johnny, but he's
2355
01:06:04,060 --> 01:06:05,227
Going with shirley.
2356
01:06:05,227 --> 01:06:06,128
I could ask nick, but he's
2357
01:06:06,128 --> 01:06:07,029
Going with jane.
2358
01:06:07,029 --> 01:06:08,664
I could ask max, but he's in a
2359
01:06:08,664 --> 01:06:09,398
Wheelchair.
2360
01:06:09,398 --> 01:06:10,766
So that just leaves one person.
2361
01:06:10,766 --> 01:06:12,168
[ buzzer ]
2362
01:06:12,168 --> 01:06:13,269
I know I've been trying to set
2363
01:06:13,269 --> 01:06:15,371
Him up with samantha, but I'm
2364
01:06:15,371 --> 01:06:16,372
The head cheerleader, and I
2365
01:06:16,372 --> 01:06:18,140
Really need this.
2366
01:06:21,610 --> 01:06:22,611
You want to go to the dance
2367
01:06:22,611 --> 01:06:23,212
With
Me?
2368
01:06:23,212 --> 01:06:25,114
But, I mean, why -- why would
2369
01:06:25,114 --> 01:06:27,249
You?
2370
01:06:27,249 --> 01:06:28,551
Don't show your face the
2371
01:06:28,551 --> 01:06:31,153
Whole time we're there.
2372
01:06:31,153 --> 01:06:33,522
Halloween dance, mask --
2373
01:06:33,522 --> 01:06:35,358
No problem.
2374
01:06:35,358 --> 01:06:37,493
One more thing -- no kiss
2375
01:06:37,493 --> 01:06:39,362
Good night and no hug good
2376
01:06:39,362 --> 01:06:40,062
Night.
2377
01:06:40,062 --> 01:06:42,465
Actually, don't touch me at all.
2378
01:06:42,465 --> 01:06:44,567
Well, except when we're dancing.
2379
01:06:44,567 --> 01:06:46,602
You get
One
Slow dance, and if
2380
01:06:46,602 --> 01:06:49,372
Your hands come anywhere near my
2381
01:06:49,372 --> 01:06:51,574
Ass, I'll punch your lights out.
2382
01:06:51,574 --> 01:06:54,243
I shit you not.
2383
01:06:58,614 --> 01:07:00,483
Whoo!
2384
01:07:10,793 --> 01:07:13,062
媻 whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
2385
01:07:15,331 --> 01:07:17,400
媻 whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
2386
01:07:28,511 --> 01:07:30,679
[ whistling ]
2387
01:07:47,763 --> 01:07:49,231
Hey, samantha.
2388
01:07:49,231 --> 01:07:50,366
We need to talk about the
2389
01:07:50,366 --> 01:07:52,101
Halloween dance.
2390
01:07:53,636 --> 01:07:55,104
Uh...
2391
01:07:55,104 --> 01:07:55,871
I don't know!
2392
01:07:55,871 --> 01:07:58,474
I don't know what you see in a
2393
01:07:58,474 --> 01:07:59,809
Girl like carrie smith, but you
2394
01:07:59,809 --> 01:08:01,277
Being interested in her makes
2395
01:08:01,277 --> 01:08:04,113
Me a lot less interested inyou.
2396
01:08:04,113 --> 01:08:05,514
She probably wants you to do her
2397
01:08:05,514 --> 01:08:08,617
Homework or wash her car or take
2398
01:08:08,617 --> 01:08:10,853
Care of her sick grandmother.
2399
01:08:10,853 --> 01:08:13,322
She's just using you.
2400
01:08:13,322 --> 01:08:14,490
And you're gonna let her because
2401
01:08:14,490 --> 01:08:15,591
You're a stupid little boy who
2402
01:08:15,591 --> 01:08:16,692
Does stupid-little-boy things,
2403
01:08:16,692 --> 01:08:17,726
And I've had enough of your
2404
01:08:17,726 --> 01:08:20,796
Stupid little boyness --
2405
01:08:20,796 --> 01:08:21,897
You should go right now before I
2406
01:08:21,897 --> 01:08:23,132
Call you a stupid little boy
2407
01:08:23,132 --> 01:08:26,168
Again.
2408
01:08:26,168 --> 01:08:29,338
Um...
2409
01:08:29,338 --> 01:08:31,273
Just go!
2410
01:08:40,850 --> 01:08:42,318
I used my superpowers to get
2411
01:08:42,318 --> 01:08:43,252
Samantha to like me.
2412
01:08:43,252 --> 01:08:44,353
She went on a date with me --
2413
01:08:44,353 --> 01:08:45,588
Well,
Two
Dates, actually --
2414
01:08:45,588 --> 01:08:46,755
And then I used my mind control
2415
01:08:46,755 --> 01:08:48,424
To get clark away from carrie.
2416
01:08:48,424 --> 01:08:49,558
And then I came flying in, and
2417
01:08:49,558 --> 01:08:50,826
Carrie fell madly in love with
2418
01:08:50,826 --> 01:08:52,261
Me and asked me to the
2419
01:08:52,261 --> 01:08:53,395
Halloween dance with her.
2420
01:08:53,395 --> 01:08:54,497
So far, everything was going
2421
01:08:54,497 --> 01:08:56,232
Exactly according to plan, so
2422
01:08:56,232 --> 01:08:57,500
Why do I feel so lousy about
2423
01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:58,567
It?
2424
01:08:58,567 --> 01:08:59,835
I hope he feels lousy about
2425
01:08:59,835 --> 01:09:00,736
What he's done.
2426
01:09:00,736 --> 01:09:02,471
Stupid payton.
2427
01:09:02,471 --> 01:09:03,739
That's the last time I comb my
2428
01:09:03,739 --> 01:09:05,474
Hair for anyone or buy a new
2429
01:09:05,474 --> 01:09:08,544
Dress or wax my eyebrow.
2430
01:09:08,544 --> 01:09:09,612
Grandma was right -- I'm gonna
2431
01:09:09,612 --> 01:09:10,713
Become a miserable old woman
2432
01:09:10,713 --> 01:09:12,581
Who dies alone, completely
2433
01:09:12,581 --> 01:09:13,182
Unloved.
2434
01:09:13,182 --> 01:09:14,483
Every superhero eventually
2435
01:09:14,483 --> 01:09:15,784
Comes face-to-face with his
2436
01:09:15,784 --> 01:09:16,685
Nemesis.
2437
01:09:16,685 --> 01:09:18,320
I thought mine was clark hayes.
2438
01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:19,688
I mean, doesn't that just sound
2439
01:09:19,688 --> 01:09:20,689
Like the name of a
2440
01:09:20,689 --> 01:09:21,490
Supervillain?
2441
01:09:21,490 --> 01:09:22,791
But what if my biggest nemesis
2442
01:09:22,791 --> 01:09:25,294
Was...Myself?
2443
01:09:29,565 --> 01:09:32,468
[ grunts ]
2444
01:09:32,468 --> 01:09:35,538
Hey, babe.
2445
01:09:35,538 --> 01:09:36,605
[ clears throat ]
2446
01:09:36,605 --> 01:09:37,706
Earth to carrie?
2447
01:09:37,706 --> 01:09:39,742
[ whistles ]
2448
01:09:39,742 --> 01:09:40,776
Um...
2449
01:09:40,776 --> 01:09:41,744
Hey, I was wondering if you
2450
01:09:41,744 --> 01:09:42,745
Still wanted to go to dinner
2451
01:09:42,745 --> 01:09:44,580
With my parents next week.
2452
01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:46,348
I thought you had to lift
2453
01:09:46,348 --> 01:09:46,815
Stuff.
2454
01:09:46,815 --> 01:09:48,617
She's busy, so I can be with
2455
01:09:48,617 --> 01:09:50,419
You.
2456
01:09:50,419 --> 01:09:52,288
I'll call you.
2457
01:09:54,590 --> 01:09:57,626
Perfect.
2458
01:09:57,626 --> 01:09:58,694
Per-- yeah.
2459
01:09:58,694 --> 01:10:00,296
So, there's this new move
2460
01:10:00,296 --> 01:10:01,397
I'm thinking about doing before
2461
01:10:01,397 --> 01:10:02,498
The football game, and if we
All
2462
01:10:02,498 --> 01:10:03,632
Do it, it'll look really cool.
2463
01:10:03,632 --> 01:10:04,633
It's really easy.
2464
01:10:04,633 --> 01:10:04,967
Yes!
2465
01:10:04,967 --> 01:10:05,801
Yeah!
2466
01:10:05,801 --> 01:10:06,435
You think?
2467
01:10:06,435 --> 01:10:06,869
Yeah!
2468
01:10:06,869 --> 01:10:07,870
Totally!
2469
01:10:07,870 --> 01:10:08,938
Okay. Okay, I'll show you.
2470
01:10:08,938 --> 01:10:09,772
And then we got to show
2471
01:10:09,772 --> 01:10:10,472
Everyone, okay?
2472
01:10:10,472 --> 01:10:12,474
Okay, yeah. Okay.
2473
01:10:12,474 --> 01:10:14,777
So, we'll all be lined up.
2474
01:10:14,777 --> 01:10:16,712
And then we shimmy like this.
2475
01:10:16,712 --> 01:10:18,781
And then...
2476
01:10:18,781 --> 01:10:19,748
Like that, okay?
2477
01:10:19,748 --> 01:10:21,717
[ cellphone vibrating ]
2478
01:10:25,287 --> 01:10:26,622
[ screams ]
2479
01:10:26,622 --> 01:10:27,523
It's stuck!
2480
01:10:27,523 --> 01:10:28,424
It's like they're glued or
2481
01:10:28,424 --> 01:10:29,658
Something!
2482
01:10:29,658 --> 01:10:32,328
[ shrieking ]
2483
01:10:32,328 --> 01:10:33,562
Get it off! Help me!
2484
01:10:33,562 --> 01:10:34,496
Get it off! Help me!
2485
01:10:34,496 --> 01:10:35,764
[ both giggling ]
2486
01:10:35,764 --> 01:10:37,466
[ screams ]
2487
01:10:37,466 --> 01:10:38,500
[ toilet flushes ]
2488
01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:39,401
Oh, goddamn --
2489
01:10:39,401 --> 01:10:41,704
Give me the toilet paper!
2490
01:10:41,704 --> 01:10:44,640
Thank you.
2491
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:45,841
Do you have a date to the
2492
01:10:45,841 --> 01:10:46,942
Dance?
2493
01:10:46,942 --> 01:10:48,844
Uh...Um...I...
2494
01:10:48,844 --> 01:10:50,713
Would you like to go with me?
2495
01:10:52,615 --> 01:10:53,582
You're friends with her,
2496
01:10:53,582 --> 01:10:53,983
Aren't you?
2497
01:10:53,983 --> 01:10:55,050
You little dorks stick together,
2498
01:10:55,050 --> 01:10:55,551
Right?
2499
01:10:55,551 --> 01:10:56,285
Yeah, they do.
2500
01:10:56,285 --> 01:10:57,019
Where's samantha?
2501
01:10:57,019 --> 01:10:58,854
Oh, she's with miss stewart.
2502
01:10:58,854 --> 01:10:59,888
They were gonna dissect a
2503
01:10:59,888 --> 01:11:00,923
Cheerleader's head to see if
2504
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:02,458
There was anything inside.
2505
01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:03,892
O.M.G.!
2506
01:11:03,892 --> 01:11:05,394
That should not be allowed.
2507
01:11:05,394 --> 01:11:06,428
Here are the rules -- no kiss
2508
01:11:06,428 --> 01:11:07,529
Good night, no hug good night,
2509
01:11:07,529 --> 01:11:08,664
No thinking about touching me at
2510
01:11:08,664 --> 01:11:09,598
All, except for when we're
2511
01:11:09,598 --> 01:11:09,965
Dancing.
2512
01:11:09,965 --> 01:11:11,567
You get
One
Slow dance, and if
2513
01:11:11,567 --> 01:11:12,434
You try to get your hands
2514
01:11:12,434 --> 01:11:13,369
Anywhere near my ass, I will
2515
01:11:13,369 --> 01:11:13,969
Punch your lights out.
2516
01:11:13,969 --> 01:11:14,737
I shit you not.
2517
01:11:14,737 --> 01:11:16,338
[ laughs nervously ]
2518
01:11:16,338 --> 01:11:17,606
No. Unh-unh.
2519
01:11:17,606 --> 01:11:18,707
I got a message for
2520
01:11:18,707 --> 01:11:19,875
Little miss superglue.
2521
01:11:19,875 --> 01:11:20,943
Oh, I don't know who you're
2522
01:11:20,943 --> 01:11:21,877
Talking about.
2523
01:11:21,877 --> 01:11:23,345
Great idea with those pom-poms!
2524
01:11:23,345 --> 01:11:24,580
Now you won't forget where they
2525
01:11:24,580 --> 01:11:25,381
Are!
2526
01:11:25,381 --> 01:11:26,849
I was at the assembly, okay?
2527
01:11:26,849 --> 01:11:28,517
I saw mr. Acker get his finger
2528
01:11:28,517 --> 01:11:29,718
Stuck to his forehead, okay?
2529
01:11:29,718 --> 01:11:30,786
I know samantha did this.
2530
01:11:30,786 --> 01:11:32,021
Do you think I'm stupid?
2531
01:11:32,021 --> 01:11:33,355
No.
2532
01:11:33,355 --> 01:11:35,824
Crazy, maybe.
2533
01:11:35,824 --> 01:11:36,959
Tell samantha this isn't
2534
01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:38,827
Over.
2535
01:11:43,699 --> 01:11:45,734
Pardon, ladies.
2536
01:11:47,036 --> 01:11:48,704
Carrie!
2537
01:11:48,704 --> 01:11:51,940
I-it's payton!
2538
01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:53,042
Why are you dressed like
2539
01:11:53,042 --> 01:11:54,376
Jack skellington?
2540
01:11:54,376 --> 01:11:55,477
I'm li'l depressed boy --
2541
01:11:55,477 --> 01:11:58,447
You know, because I'm depressed.
2542
01:11:58,447 --> 01:11:59,682
Who are you supposed to be?
2543
01:11:59,682 --> 01:12:02,518
I'm little miss superglue.
2544
01:12:02,518 --> 01:12:04,386
[ rock music playing ]
2545
01:12:08,424 --> 01:12:10,959
I'm gonna go get some punch.
2546
01:12:23,539 --> 01:12:24,573
Hey, carrie.
2547
01:12:24,573 --> 01:12:26,408
Hey.
2548
01:12:26,408 --> 01:12:27,876
You look so...
2549
01:12:27,876 --> 01:12:30,012
That's, like, totally original.
2550
01:12:30,012 --> 01:12:30,879
So hot.
2551
01:12:30,879 --> 01:12:31,747
[ laughs ]
2552
01:12:31,747 --> 01:12:34,149
I really do like your eyebrow.
2553
01:12:34,149 --> 01:12:34,883
I
Don't.
2554
01:12:34,883 --> 01:12:37,720
It's hairy, and it's justone.
2555
01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:41,557
Hey!
2556
01:12:41,557 --> 01:12:42,124
Aah!
2557
01:12:42,124 --> 01:12:43,659
Dad! Come on!
2558
01:12:43,659 --> 01:12:45,394
[ chuckling ]
2559
01:12:45,394 --> 01:12:46,795
Well, son, I hope nobody breaks
2560
01:12:46,795 --> 01:12:48,530
Any rules tonight.
2561
01:12:48,530 --> 01:12:50,032
'cause, you know, mike ditka
2562
01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:51,867
Could never suffer the likes of
2563
01:12:51,867 --> 01:12:52,935
Rule breakers.
2564
01:12:52,935 --> 01:12:54,036
Dad, do you have to dress
2565
01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:55,437
Like ditka...
2566
01:12:55,437 --> 01:12:57,473
Every year?
2567
01:13:05,414 --> 01:13:07,649
[ scoffs ]
2568
01:13:07,649 --> 01:13:09,118
Nice shirt.
2569
01:13:09,118 --> 01:13:11,053
[ giggling ] thanks!
2570
01:13:11,053 --> 01:13:12,588
Who are
You
Supposed to be?
2571
01:13:12,588 --> 01:13:15,791
Well, she's obviously a slut!
2572
01:13:15,791 --> 01:13:16,525
Yeah!
2573
01:13:16,525 --> 01:13:17,659
I, like, totally dressed as
2574
01:13:17,659 --> 01:13:18,527
Carrie smith!
2575
01:13:18,527 --> 01:13:20,195
[ giggles ]
2576
01:13:22,531 --> 01:13:25,134
[ rock music playing ]
2577
01:13:30,672 --> 01:13:32,875
Dude, that is so wrong on so
2578
01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:33,742
Many levels.
2579
01:13:33,742 --> 01:13:34,943
On fire! On fire!
2580
01:13:34,943 --> 01:13:37,079
The king of pop is on fire!
2581
01:13:45,053 --> 01:13:47,656
Are you li'l depressed boy?
2582
01:13:51,593 --> 01:13:52,928
That's my favorite webcomic
2583
01:13:52,928 --> 01:13:55,164
Character.
2584
01:13:55,164 --> 01:13:56,832
This costume took me forever
2585
01:13:56,832 --> 01:13:57,566
To make.
2586
01:13:57,566 --> 01:13:58,667
Payton.
2587
01:13:58,667 --> 01:14:01,069
You look...Really nice,
2588
01:14:01,069 --> 01:14:02,871
Samantha.
2589
01:14:02,871 --> 01:14:04,706
Of course.
2590
01:14:04,706 --> 01:14:06,141
Of course you'd like the way I
2591
01:14:06,141 --> 01:14:06,642
Look.
2592
01:14:06,642 --> 01:14:07,743
I'm dressed as carrie.
2593
01:14:07,743 --> 01:14:08,110
No!
2594
01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:09,478
No, that's not what I meant!
2595
01:14:09,478 --> 01:14:10,979
Swine flu?! Swine flu?!
2596
01:14:10,979 --> 01:14:12,514
What about
This
Makes you think
2597
01:14:12,514 --> 01:14:14,149
I'm swine flu?!
2598
01:14:14,149 --> 01:14:15,150
Chester?!
2599
01:14:15,150 --> 01:14:17,019
You're here with chester?!
2600
01:14:17,019 --> 01:14:19,154
Enjoy the party, payton.
2601
01:14:22,224 --> 01:14:24,092
[ sighs ]
2602
01:14:45,581 --> 01:14:47,249
[ giggles ]
2603
01:14:47,249 --> 01:14:49,284
What's up, jack skellington?
2604
01:14:49,284 --> 01:14:50,252
I already told you, I'm
2605
01:14:50,252 --> 01:14:51,587
Li'l depressed boy.
2606
01:14:51,587 --> 01:14:53,021
Boy, are you.
2607
01:14:53,021 --> 01:14:55,824
So, where
Is
Your slut?
2608
01:14:55,824 --> 01:14:57,292
Okay, listen.
2609
01:14:57,292 --> 01:14:58,627
I don't care what you say about
2610
01:14:58,627 --> 01:15:01,163
Me, but don't you dare badmouth
2611
01:15:01,163 --> 01:15:02,130
Samantha, okay?
2612
01:15:02,130 --> 01:15:03,699
Whoa!
2613
01:15:03,699 --> 01:15:06,001
Back off, li'l repressed boy.
2614
01:15:06,001 --> 01:15:07,169
If you care so much about her,
2615
01:15:07,169 --> 01:15:08,604
Why don't you do something about
2616
01:15:08,604 --> 01:15:08,904
It?
2617
01:15:08,904 --> 01:15:10,939
I did.
2618
01:15:10,939 --> 01:15:12,908
I did everything you told me,
2619
01:15:12,908 --> 01:15:14,309
And I still managed to screw it
2620
01:15:14,309 --> 01:15:15,077
Up.
2621
01:15:15,077 --> 01:15:17,546
Look, you're poised and
2622
01:15:17,546 --> 01:15:19,548
Beautiful and sexy and
2623
01:15:19,548 --> 01:15:20,983
Well-dressed, and every boy
2624
01:15:20,983 --> 01:15:22,751
Wants to be with you, and every
2625
01:15:22,751 --> 01:15:25,921
Girl wants to
Be
You.
2626
01:15:25,921 --> 01:15:29,258
And that's easy to fall for.
2627
01:15:29,258 --> 01:15:31,727
But what really matters is what
2628
01:15:31,727 --> 01:15:33,762
Samantha has.
2629
01:15:33,762 --> 01:15:35,764
She has a beautiful soul.
2630
01:15:37,666 --> 01:15:38,901
Now go away so I can get a drink
2631
01:15:38,901 --> 01:15:40,269
Of water.
2632
01:15:42,771 --> 01:15:45,807
[ sighs ]
2633
01:15:45,807 --> 01:15:48,710
Ow.
2634
01:15:48,710 --> 01:15:50,212
[ dance music playing ]
2635
01:15:50,212 --> 01:15:51,313
All right, everybody, let's
2636
01:15:51,313 --> 01:15:54,683
Boogie.
2637
01:15:54,683 --> 01:15:55,584
Hey!
2638
01:15:55,584 --> 01:15:58,587
[ chuckles ]
2639
01:15:58,587 --> 01:16:00,255
Super mario?
2640
01:16:00,255 --> 01:16:02,157
No.
2641
01:16:05,193 --> 01:16:05,894
Luigi?
2642
01:16:05,894 --> 01:16:07,729
[ chuckling ] no!
2643
01:16:07,729 --> 01:16:08,897
Ditka!
2644
01:16:08,897 --> 01:16:11,867
[ deep voice ] I'm mike ditka.
2645
01:16:11,867 --> 01:16:12,968
[ normal voice ] ditka.
2646
01:16:12,968 --> 01:16:14,836
[ chuckles ]
2647
01:16:22,878 --> 01:16:24,279
Samantha?
2648
01:16:24,279 --> 01:16:25,013
Can we talk?
2649
01:16:25,013 --> 01:16:26,281
No! Sss!
2650
01:16:26,281 --> 01:16:28,850
Don't...Talk.
2651
01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:30,185
Wait.
2652
01:16:30,185 --> 01:16:33,255
Do I...Have a...
2653
01:16:33,255 --> 01:16:35,390
Beautiful soul?
2654
01:16:35,390 --> 01:16:37,125
Yeah. I mean...Sure.
2655
01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:38,994
Whatever.
2656
01:16:41,129 --> 01:16:43,065
[ slow music playing ]
2657
01:16:47,169 --> 01:16:48,170
Perfect time for your slow
2658
01:16:48,170 --> 01:16:48,870
Song, date.
2659
01:16:48,870 --> 01:16:50,806
Okay. Yeah.
2660
01:16:59,648 --> 01:17:01,283
Slow dance?
2661
01:17:01,283 --> 01:17:03,151
I promised you one.
2662
01:17:11,860 --> 01:17:15,197
Payton...Thanks.
2663
01:17:15,197 --> 01:17:17,699
For what?
2664
01:17:17,699 --> 01:17:19,968
For being payton.
2665
01:17:19,968 --> 01:17:22,170
I'm so glad we're friends.
2666
01:17:29,811 --> 01:17:30,779
[ camera shutter clicks ]
2667
01:17:30,779 --> 01:17:32,014
That was the kiss I'd been
2668
01:17:32,014 --> 01:17:34,049
Waiting for my whole life.
2669
01:17:34,049 --> 01:17:35,083
You're super-cool and totally
2670
01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:35,851
Awesome.
2671
01:17:35,851 --> 01:17:36,818
[ camera shutter clicks ]
2672
01:17:36,818 --> 01:17:38,387
Samantha's the girl for me.
2673
01:17:38,387 --> 01:17:40,255
I'm such a dork.
2674
01:17:48,697 --> 01:17:50,332
I need to tell you something --
2675
01:17:50,332 --> 01:17:52,834
About clark.
2676
01:17:52,834 --> 01:17:53,902
Go to the comic-book shop
2677
01:17:53,902 --> 01:17:56,238
Tomorrow at 5:00, okay?
2678
01:17:56,238 --> 01:17:58,206
Why?
2679
01:17:58,206 --> 01:18:00,175
Just trust me on this.
2680
01:18:06,281 --> 01:18:07,883
Hey, samantha.
2681
01:18:07,883 --> 01:18:09,751
Wrong girl, man.
2682
01:18:25,133 --> 01:18:28,170
[ groans ]
2683
01:18:28,170 --> 01:18:29,504
You call that a hit?!
2684
01:18:29,504 --> 01:18:31,473
My nana can hit harder than
2685
01:18:31,473 --> 01:18:32,274
That!
2686
01:18:32,274 --> 01:18:33,442
[ chuckles ]
2687
01:18:33,442 --> 01:18:37,312
[ football announcer talking ]
2688
01:18:37,312 --> 01:18:39,081
Nothing?
2689
01:18:39,081 --> 01:18:40,515
You're not gonna chide me for my
2690
01:18:40,515 --> 01:18:42,984
Improper parental technique?
2691
01:18:48,990 --> 01:18:51,059
All right, what's wrong?
2692
01:18:51,059 --> 01:18:52,394
Oh, look, I know it's football,
2693
01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:53,829
But I've never seen you
This
2694
01:18:53,829 --> 01:18:54,129
Down.
2695
01:18:54,129 --> 01:18:57,833
You don't understand at all.
2696
01:18:57,833 --> 01:18:58,500
All right.
2697
01:18:58,500 --> 01:19:00,068
So...
2698
01:19:00,068 --> 01:19:01,203
You started off with the hots
2699
01:19:01,203 --> 01:19:03,238
For this carrie girl.
2700
01:19:03,238 --> 01:19:05,774
She wanted to play matchmaker,
2701
01:19:05,774 --> 01:19:06,942
And you had hope that all the
2702
01:19:06,942 --> 01:19:09,044
Time you spent with her, she
2703
01:19:09,044 --> 01:19:10,145
Would like you back.
2704
01:19:10,145 --> 01:19:12,814
But then you realize you really
2705
01:19:12,814 --> 01:19:15,150
Connect to this samantha, and
2706
01:19:15,150 --> 01:19:15,951
Because you don't have
2707
01:19:15,951 --> 01:19:18,053
Experience in this world, you
2708
01:19:18,053 --> 01:19:18,820
Muck it all up?
2709
01:19:18,820 --> 01:19:20,088
Muck! Muck! Muck! Muck!
2710
01:19:20,088 --> 01:19:20,889
[ giggles ]
2711
01:19:20,889 --> 01:19:24,793
Watch, watch, watch, watch.
2712
01:19:24,793 --> 01:19:25,794
You know, son, if you had some
2713
01:19:25,794 --> 01:19:26,828
Questions, you could have come
2714
01:19:26,828 --> 01:19:27,829
To me.
2715
01:19:27,829 --> 01:19:29,097
Heck, we're both out there in
2716
01:19:29,097 --> 01:19:29,831
The dating world.
2717
01:19:29,831 --> 01:19:30,565
Maybe you could have given me a
2718
01:19:30,565 --> 01:19:32,267
Tip or two.
2719
01:19:32,267 --> 01:19:34,236
Son, all I know is, if I were
2720
01:19:34,236 --> 01:19:36,505
You right now, I would need to
2721
01:19:36,505 --> 01:19:38,006
Prove to this girl -- this
2722
01:19:38,006 --> 01:19:39,341
Samantha girl -- that she means
2723
01:19:39,341 --> 01:19:40,809
More to me than anything in the
2724
01:19:40,809 --> 01:19:42,344
World, more than this carrie
2725
01:19:42,344 --> 01:19:43,879
Chick, more than the respect of
2726
01:19:43,879 --> 01:19:45,547
Your classmates, and, yes, even
2727
01:19:45,547 --> 01:19:46,882
More than the mighty
2728
01:19:46,882 --> 01:19:48,183
Chicago bears.
2729
01:19:48,183 --> 01:19:49,885
[ giggles ]
2730
01:19:49,885 --> 01:19:51,153
Hey, that's what you got to
2731
01:19:51,153 --> 01:19:52,988
Do, whether you want to believe
2732
01:19:52,988 --> 01:19:54,356
It or not.
2733
01:19:54,356 --> 01:19:57,092
Now, if you want to go figure it
2734
01:19:57,092 --> 01:19:59,594
Out, I officially excuse you
2735
01:19:59,594 --> 01:20:02,164
From family football sunday.
2736
01:20:04,599 --> 01:20:06,301
Oh, wait.
2737
01:20:06,301 --> 01:20:09,871
If you are really determined
2738
01:20:09,871 --> 01:20:13,208
And willing to pay the price,
2739
01:20:13,208 --> 01:20:16,411
You can get it done.
2740
01:20:16,411 --> 01:20:18,213
Ditka?
2741
01:20:18,213 --> 01:20:19,314
What makes you think all the
2742
01:20:19,314 --> 01:20:20,382
Advice I give you is --
2743
01:20:20,382 --> 01:20:22,350
Yeah. Ditka. It's ditka.
2744
01:20:26,154 --> 01:20:28,423
Longest conversation we've had.
2745
01:20:34,596 --> 01:20:36,097
So, let's really think about
2746
01:20:36,097 --> 01:20:37,065
This, andy.
2747
01:20:37,065 --> 01:20:39,234
No way batman's a dork.
2748
01:20:39,234 --> 01:20:41,036
Robin number 1, he dated
2749
01:20:41,036 --> 01:20:42,204
Starfire, right?
2750
01:20:42,204 --> 01:20:43,271
And robin number 3 had this
2751
01:20:43,271 --> 01:20:44,439
Little thing going on with the
2752
01:20:44,439 --> 01:20:45,373
Spoiler.
2753
01:20:45,373 --> 01:20:46,374
I didn't know you like comic
2754
01:20:46,374 --> 01:20:49,377
Books.
2755
01:20:49,377 --> 01:20:51,246
Yeah, I like comic books.
2756
01:20:51,246 --> 01:20:51,546
Shh.
2757
01:20:51,546 --> 01:20:52,914
So, next time, can I get --
2758
01:20:52,914 --> 01:20:54,082
Do you think I could play
2759
01:20:54,082 --> 01:20:54,616
Superman?
2760
01:20:54,616 --> 01:20:56,618
No, you can't play superman.
2761
01:20:56,618 --> 01:20:58,086
Oh, really?
2762
01:20:58,086 --> 01:20:59,221
Then look at this.
2763
01:20:59,221 --> 01:21:00,121
Whoo!
2764
01:21:00,121 --> 01:21:03,091
[ talking excitedly ]
2765
01:21:03,091 --> 01:21:04,459
You ready, kiddo?
2766
01:21:04,459 --> 01:21:05,627
Hi, mrs. Gardner.
2767
01:21:05,627 --> 01:21:06,928
Hey.
2768
01:21:06,928 --> 01:21:08,263
Same time next week?
2769
01:21:08,263 --> 01:21:09,364
Yeah, definitely.
2770
01:21:09,364 --> 01:21:10,398
Okay.
2771
01:21:10,398 --> 01:21:11,066
Ah.
2772
01:21:11,066 --> 01:21:12,334
Say "Thank you," andy.
2773
01:21:12,334 --> 01:21:14,069
Thank you.
2774
01:21:14,069 --> 01:21:15,337
High five!
2775
01:21:15,337 --> 01:21:16,037
You ready?
2776
01:21:16,037 --> 01:21:16,605
Ready.
2777
01:21:16,605 --> 01:21:17,205
See ya.
2778
01:21:17,205 --> 01:21:18,540
Thanks.
2779
01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:19,941
Did you have fun?
2780
01:21:19,941 --> 01:21:20,976
Do you like clark?
2781
01:21:20,976 --> 01:21:24,546
[ talking indistinctly ]
2782
01:21:24,546 --> 01:21:26,214
That was even funner.
2783
01:21:26,214 --> 01:21:26,915
[ laughs ]
2784
01:21:26,915 --> 01:21:27,582
Hey, you're really gonna
2785
01:21:27,582 --> 01:21:28,316
Enjoy these.
2786
01:21:28,316 --> 01:21:29,551
That'll be $38 even.
2787
01:21:29,551 --> 01:21:30,185
Thanks.
2788
01:21:30,185 --> 01:21:31,987
Thank you. Come again.
2789
01:21:31,987 --> 01:21:34,089
Did you know about andy?
2790
01:21:34,089 --> 01:21:34,589
Sure.
2791
01:21:34,589 --> 01:21:35,624
Clark and andy come in here all
2792
01:21:35,624 --> 01:21:36,558
The time.
2793
01:21:36,558 --> 01:21:37,325
[ sighs ]
2794
01:21:37,325 --> 01:21:38,660
Why would he hide this from me?
2795
01:21:38,660 --> 01:21:40,161
He's captain of the football
2796
01:21:40,161 --> 01:21:40,462
Team.
2797
01:21:40,462 --> 01:21:41,997
He doesn't want anyone to think
2798
01:21:41,997 --> 01:21:42,430
He's uncool.
2799
01:21:42,430 --> 01:21:43,531
But I'm his girlfriend.
2800
01:21:43,531 --> 01:21:44,532
Exactly -- he especially
2801
01:21:44,532 --> 01:21:45,634
Doesn't want his girlfriend to
2802
01:21:45,634 --> 01:21:47,035
Think he's uncool.
2803
01:21:47,035 --> 01:21:50,105
[ sighs ]
2804
01:21:50,105 --> 01:21:52,040
I need to talk to you about
2805
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:52,941
Payton.
2806
01:21:52,941 --> 01:21:54,542
My whole life, I was worried
2807
01:21:54,542 --> 01:21:55,644
About "What's the worst that
2808
01:21:55,644 --> 01:21:56,411
Can happen?"
2809
01:21:56,411 --> 01:21:58,446
But now I was living it.
2810
01:21:58,446 --> 01:21:59,648
I had lost samantha.
2811
01:21:59,648 --> 01:22:00,982
There was nothing left to be
2812
01:22:00,982 --> 01:22:02,083
Scared of, 'cause it couldn't
2813
01:22:02,083 --> 01:22:03,351
Get any worse.
2814
01:22:03,351 --> 01:22:04,586
This whole time, I was
2815
01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:06,354
Listening to carrie's advice --
2816
01:22:06,354 --> 01:22:08,056
How to dress, how to act, how
2817
01:22:08,056 --> 01:22:09,291
To get a reach-around.
2818
01:22:09,291 --> 01:22:10,625
But it was time to stop doing
2819
01:22:10,625 --> 01:22:12,193
What she wanted me to do and
2820
01:22:12,193 --> 01:22:14,095
Start doing what
I
Wanted.
2821
01:22:14,095 --> 01:22:15,630
If I'm really a superhero, I'm
2822
01:22:15,630 --> 01:22:16,665
Gonna have to prove it.
2823
01:22:16,665 --> 01:22:18,466
I just need one more brilliant
2824
01:22:18,466 --> 01:22:20,502
Plan to woo samantha.
2825
01:22:20,502 --> 01:22:22,304
So, everything --
Everything
2826
01:22:22,304 --> 01:22:23,705
Involving you was part of a
2827
01:22:23,705 --> 01:22:25,307
Brilliant plan to woo me?
2828
01:22:25,307 --> 01:22:27,976
Yes!
2829
01:22:27,976 --> 01:22:29,377
Payton's not just a dork -- he's
2830
01:22:29,377 --> 01:22:31,012
An idiot.
2831
01:22:31,012 --> 01:22:33,315
You make the boy stupid.
2832
01:22:33,315 --> 01:22:35,216
If that's not love, I don't know
2833
01:22:35,216 --> 01:22:36,584
What is.
2834
01:22:52,467 --> 01:22:53,501
Stop.
2835
01:22:53,501 --> 01:22:55,070
Don't say anything.
2836
01:22:55,070 --> 01:22:56,304
Look, I understand what you see
2837
01:22:56,304 --> 01:22:57,172
In chester, okay?
2838
01:22:57,172 --> 01:22:58,306
Yeah, he's president of the
2839
01:22:58,306 --> 01:22:59,574
Chess club and his handwriting's
2840
01:22:59,574 --> 01:23:02,143
Impeccable and he's got really,
2841
01:23:02,143 --> 01:23:03,545
Really, really great hair.
2842
01:23:03,545 --> 01:23:05,046
But -- but I'm not that guy,
2843
01:23:05,046 --> 01:23:06,047
Okay?
2844
01:23:06,047 --> 01:23:08,350
No. Samantha.
2845
01:23:08,350 --> 01:23:09,517
But I'm just the guy who's --
2846
01:23:09,517 --> 01:23:11,486
Who's gonna do this!
2847
01:23:11,486 --> 01:23:12,287
[ students screaming ]
2848
01:23:12,287 --> 01:23:14,289
Everybody, get down!
2849
01:23:17,292 --> 01:23:18,560
Is that a turnip?
2850
01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:19,361
No, it's an onion.
2851
01:23:19,361 --> 01:23:20,662
No outside food!
2852
01:23:20,662 --> 01:23:21,730
Well, it looks like a turnip.
2853
01:23:21,730 --> 01:23:22,797
It's an onion!
2854
01:23:22,797 --> 01:23:23,465
Pbht!
2855
01:23:23,465 --> 01:23:25,400
An onion? Lame!
2856
01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:27,502
Shut up! This is so romantic!
2857
01:23:27,502 --> 01:23:30,438
Yes, I am holding a very
2858
01:23:30,438 --> 01:23:32,374
Large onion in my right hand,
2859
01:23:32,374 --> 01:23:34,776
But that is only because if you,
2860
01:23:34,776 --> 01:23:36,444
Samantha gibson, do not give me
2861
01:23:36,444 --> 01:23:37,545
A second chance, then...
2862
01:23:37,545 --> 01:23:39,047
Then I'm gonna have to eat this
2863
01:23:39,047 --> 01:23:39,614
Right here in front of
2864
01:23:39,614 --> 01:23:40,482
Everybody!
2865
01:23:40,482 --> 01:23:41,583
And if you don't go out with
2866
01:23:41,583 --> 01:23:43,251
Me, I'm gonna eat this corn dog.
2867
01:23:43,251 --> 01:23:43,752
[ laughter ]
2868
01:23:43,752 --> 01:23:45,053
No, and if you don't give
Me
2869
01:23:45,053 --> 01:23:46,154
Another chance, I'm just gonna
2870
01:23:46,154 --> 01:23:47,222
Finish my fruit cup.
2871
01:23:47,222 --> 01:23:49,157
He's
Allergic
To onions.
2872
01:23:49,157 --> 01:23:50,458
He could become violently ill or
2873
01:23:50,458 --> 01:23:51,459
Even die!
2874
01:23:51,459 --> 01:23:52,227
Cool.
2875
01:23:52,227 --> 01:23:53,328
I hope she says no.
2876
01:23:53,328 --> 01:23:55,797
I'd really like to see that.
2877
01:23:55,797 --> 01:23:56,831
Son!
2878
01:23:56,831 --> 01:23:58,299
Dad.
2879
01:23:58,299 --> 01:23:59,467
Son, what are you doing up
2880
01:23:59,467 --> 01:24:00,668
There?
2881
01:24:00,668 --> 01:24:01,703
That's samantha.
2882
01:24:01,703 --> 01:24:03,304
Oh.
2883
01:24:03,304 --> 01:24:04,172
Hi.
2884
01:24:04,172 --> 01:24:05,640
H-hi, coach bronko.
2885
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:06,408
How you doin'?
2886
01:24:06,408 --> 01:24:07,642
I'm okay.
2887
01:24:07,642 --> 01:24:08,643
I'm gonna eat this onion!
2888
01:24:08,643 --> 01:24:09,744
Son, you're allergic to
2889
01:24:09,744 --> 01:24:10,412
Onions!
2890
01:24:10,412 --> 01:24:11,312
I know!
2891
01:24:11,312 --> 01:24:13,114
Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
2892
01:24:13,114 --> 01:24:13,815
No, there's nothing that's
2893
01:24:13,815 --> 01:24:16,117
Stopping me now -- not unless I
2894
01:24:16,117 --> 01:24:17,118
Hear something from samantha
2895
01:24:17,118 --> 01:24:17,652
About it, but...
2896
01:24:17,652 --> 01:24:18,219
Payton.
2897
01:24:18,219 --> 01:24:19,254
...I don't hear anything...
2898
01:24:19,254 --> 01:24:19,654
Payton?
2899
01:24:19,654 --> 01:24:20,655
...So it's getting really --
2900
01:24:20,655 --> 01:24:21,222
Payton!
2901
01:24:21,222 --> 01:24:22,590
What?
2902
01:24:24,392 --> 01:24:25,827
You had me at "I have a very
2903
01:24:25,827 --> 01:24:26,494
Large onion."
2904
01:24:26,494 --> 01:24:27,228
[ chuckles ]
2905
01:24:27,228 --> 01:24:29,330
[ crowd groaning ]
2906
01:24:39,340 --> 01:24:40,542
[ squeals ]
2907
01:24:40,542 --> 01:24:43,344
[ both gasp ]
2908
01:24:43,344 --> 01:24:45,480
Dork love is in the air!
2909
01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:46,381
Oww!
2910
01:24:46,381 --> 01:24:47,515
Kiss me so you can't say
2911
01:24:47,515 --> 01:24:50,585
Anything else stupid.
2912
01:24:50,585 --> 01:24:52,620
You know, this is a blatant
2913
01:24:52,620 --> 01:24:54,456
Violation of the school's
2914
01:24:54,456 --> 01:24:56,524
"Public displays of affection"
2915
01:24:56,524 --> 01:24:58,726
Ban.
2916
01:24:58,726 --> 01:24:59,761
I'll tell you what.
2917
01:24:59,761 --> 01:25:00,662
What?
2918
01:25:00,662 --> 01:25:02,363
If you forget about what you
2919
01:25:02,363 --> 01:25:04,866
Just saw, I won't bring up your
2920
01:25:04,866 --> 01:25:06,801
Last little visit to the
2921
01:25:06,801 --> 01:25:08,503
Thunder from down under at the
2922
01:25:08,503 --> 01:25:10,271
Next faculty meeting.
2923
01:25:10,271 --> 01:25:11,806
I'll tell
You
What.
2924
01:25:11,806 --> 01:25:13,475
How about we just forget
2925
01:25:13,475 --> 01:25:15,410
Everything and you take me out
2926
01:25:15,410 --> 01:25:17,412
To dinner this weekend?
2927
01:25:17,412 --> 01:25:20,215
Well, I-I...
2928
01:25:20,215 --> 01:25:21,683
How 'bout saturday night?
2929
01:25:21,683 --> 01:25:22,617
Sounds good.
2930
01:25:22,617 --> 01:25:23,685
Oh, great.
2931
01:25:23,685 --> 01:25:26,421
Just so you know -- doing
2932
01:25:26,421 --> 01:25:27,922
Things quickly is not a trait
2933
01:25:27,922 --> 01:25:29,424
Women are always looking for in
2934
01:25:29,424 --> 01:25:32,794
A man, if you get my drift.
2935
01:25:36,598 --> 01:25:38,166
[ giggles ]
2936
01:25:55,183 --> 01:25:56,251
Wow!
2937
01:25:56,251 --> 01:25:58,553
This is kicking taco day's ass.
2938
01:26:01,589 --> 01:26:03,625
I am awesome.
2939
01:26:03,625 --> 01:26:05,360
Yeah. Yeah, you are.
2940
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:07,195
You are one loveable dork,
2941
01:26:07,195 --> 01:26:08,730
Payton.
2942
01:26:11,866 --> 01:26:14,869
High school's awesome!
2943
01:26:14,869 --> 01:26:17,539
[ giggles ]
2944
01:26:17,539 --> 01:26:19,274
I got the girl, I got the
2945
01:26:19,274 --> 01:26:20,742
Respect of my classmates, and
2946
01:26:20,742 --> 01:26:22,944
Even my dad was happy for me.
2947
01:26:22,944 --> 01:26:24,812
I guess in the end, he was
2948
01:26:24,812 --> 01:26:25,513
Right.
2949
01:26:25,513 --> 01:26:26,548
I mean, you're never a loser
2950
01:26:26,548 --> 01:26:27,515
Until you quit trying.
2951
01:26:27,515 --> 01:26:28,750
And if you know what you want,
2952
01:26:28,750 --> 01:26:29,984
Even if it's not the same thing
2953
01:26:29,984 --> 01:26:31,352
You thought you wanted at the
2954
01:26:31,352 --> 01:26:33,221
Beginning, why not keep trying
2955
01:26:33,221 --> 01:26:33,621
For it?
2956
01:26:33,621 --> 01:26:36,291
So, that's my story.
2957
01:26:36,291 --> 01:26:38,860
And somewhere along the way, I
2958
01:26:38,860 --> 01:26:39,961
Realized that there are a lot
2959
01:26:39,961 --> 01:26:41,296
Of other dorks out there just
2960
01:26:41,296 --> 01:26:44,232
Like me.
2961
01:26:44,232 --> 01:26:44,933
[ laughter ]
2962
01:26:44,933 --> 01:26:45,967
And they might also want to
2963
01:26:45,967 --> 01:26:47,368
Know some of my secrets.
2964
01:26:47,368 --> 01:26:48,403
You're probably gonna be a
2965
01:26:48,403 --> 01:26:50,538
Teen mom.
2966
01:26:50,538 --> 01:26:52,307
Besides, dorks are "In" right
2967
01:26:52,307 --> 01:26:53,408
Now.
2968
01:26:53,408 --> 01:26:54,676
This whole time that I was
2969
01:26:54,676 --> 01:26:56,010
Trying to be a superhero, I
2970
01:26:56,010 --> 01:26:57,579
Guess I really just needed to
2971
01:26:57,579 --> 01:26:59,447
Be...Myself.
2972
01:26:59,447 --> 01:27:01,282
I mean, what's the worst that
2973
01:27:01,282 --> 01:27:03,484
Can happen?
2974
01:27:03,484 --> 01:27:04,953
Well, I mean, the '85 bears
2975
01:27:04,953 --> 01:27:06,654
Were
The best chicago football
2976
01:27:06,654 --> 01:27:07,689
Team ever, and it was because --
2977
01:27:07,689 --> 01:27:08,790
They were amazing.
2978
01:27:08,790 --> 01:27:09,757
Mike ditka.
2979
01:27:09,757 --> 01:27:10,325
Uh-huh.
2980
01:27:10,325 --> 01:27:10,959
He brought them to the
2981
01:27:10,959 --> 01:27:11,559
Super bowl.
2982
01:27:11,559 --> 01:27:13,595
Hey and hello, everybody.
2983
01:27:13,595 --> 01:27:15,763
Welcome to ditka's.
2984
01:27:15,763 --> 01:27:17,398
Hello, mr. Ditka.
2985
01:27:17,398 --> 01:27:18,566
How's the food?
2986
01:27:18,566 --> 01:27:19,300
Really good.
2987
01:27:19,300 --> 01:27:20,802
It's really delicious.
2988
01:27:20,802 --> 01:27:22,337
It's the onion that gives it
2989
01:27:22,337 --> 01:27:23,938
That little kick.
2990
01:27:23,938 --> 01:27:26,341
[ choking, coughing ]
2991
01:27:28,977 --> 01:27:30,979
[ the features' "Lions" plays ]
2992
01:27:46,961 --> 01:27:49,530
媻 you may find yourself
2993
01:27:49,530 --> 01:27:53,668
Angry at the things I do ♪
2994
01:27:53,668 --> 01:27:55,970
媻 things I put you through
2995
01:27:55,970 --> 01:27:57,772
媻 hope you're able to
2996
01:27:57,772 --> 01:28:02,076
Forgive me like I forgive you ♪
2997
01:28:02,076 --> 01:28:05,079
媻 I forgive you
2998
01:28:05,079 --> 01:28:06,014
[ gasps ]
2999
01:28:06,014 --> 01:28:08,016
Mmm. Snickers.
3000
01:28:08,016 --> 01:28:09,717
Aw, come here, big boy!
3001
01:28:09,717 --> 01:28:10,618
Can I have a little bit of
3002
01:28:10,618 --> 01:28:11,486
Your stuff?
3003
01:28:11,486 --> 01:28:12,954
Oh, my god!
3004
01:28:12,954 --> 01:28:13,888
Oh, my god.
3005
01:28:13,888 --> 01:28:14,722
No, it's all right.
3006
01:28:14,722 --> 01:28:16,724
No, y-- it was -- it was --
3007
01:28:16,724 --> 01:28:18,693
Don't worry about it.
3008
01:28:18,693 --> 01:28:19,394
It was in the way.
3009
01:28:19,394 --> 01:28:20,361
媻 not even lions
3010
01:28:20,361 --> 01:28:22,697
Can tear us apart ♪
3011
01:28:39,547 --> 01:28:41,416
[ guitar solo ]
3012
01:29:06,007 --> 01:29:09,977
媻 let's stick together
3013
01:29:09,977 --> 01:29:14,415
媻 let's follow our hearts
3014
01:29:14,415 --> 01:29:16,584
媻 not even lions
3015
01:29:16,584 --> 01:29:19,387
Can tear us apart ♪
3016
01:29:37,472 --> 01:29:38,840
媻 oh, girl,
3017
01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:41,676
What are you thinking? 媻
3018
01:29:47,115 --> 01:29:48,783
[ far as hell's "Finally here"
3019
01:29:48,783 --> 01:29:50,651
Plays ]
3020
01:29:56,557 --> 01:29:59,694
媻 it started out
3021
01:29:59,694 --> 01:30:01,996
With some loud shouts ♪
3022
01:30:01,996 --> 01:30:06,801
媻 as we ran around and around
3023
01:30:06,801 --> 01:30:09,670
媻 I saw you there
3024
01:30:09,670 --> 01:30:11,105
With your long blond hair ♪
3025
01:30:11,105 --> 01:30:13,541
媻 I would have never guessed
3026
01:30:13,541 --> 01:30:16,811
I'd meet you here ♪
3027
01:30:16,811 --> 01:30:19,781
媻 if dreams come true,
3028
01:30:19,781 --> 01:30:21,816
I'll come talk to you ♪
3029
01:30:21,816 --> 01:30:22,984
媻 when I'm up here,
3030
01:30:22,984 --> 01:30:26,821
It all becomes so clear ♪
3031
01:30:26,821 --> 01:30:29,457
媻 you look so cute
3032
01:30:29,457 --> 01:30:31,826
Doing that move you do ♪
3033
01:30:31,826 --> 01:30:33,594
媻 I can't believe
3034
01:30:33,594 --> 01:30:36,831
I'm finally here ♪
3035
01:30:36,831 --> 01:30:39,634
媻 our eyes, they lock
3036
01:30:39,634 --> 01:30:42,003
As the band rocks ♪
3037
01:30:42,003 --> 01:30:43,938
媻 should I try my luck
3038
01:30:43,938 --> 01:30:46,808
With you? 媻
3039
01:30:46,808 --> 01:30:48,543
媻 I can't believe
3040
01:30:48,543 --> 01:30:51,646
I'm finally here ♪
3041
01:30:51,646 --> 01:30:53,648
媻 I can't believe
3042
01:30:53,648 --> 01:30:56,818
I'm finally here ♪
3043
01:30:56,818 --> 01:30:58,853
媻 I can't believe...
3044
01:30:59,053 --> 01:31:00,121
You know, if you were a
3045
01:31:00,121 --> 01:31:01,923
Burger at mcdonald's, you'd be
3046
01:31:01,923 --> 01:31:03,191
Called a "Mcgorgeous."
3047
01:31:03,191 --> 01:31:05,059
Dollar menu, probably. Yeah.183552
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