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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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So, there's been some confusion.
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Okay, a lot of confusion. And the only
person who's gonna get you there is me.
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So let's review, okay?
Fantastic.
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This is their planet.
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Off in the middle of
the universe somewhere.
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This is our planet, Earth.
Their planet. Earth.
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Are you with me so far?
Fantastic. All right, the aliens.
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Max, Michael...
or spaceboy, as I like to call him...
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Isabel and Tess,they landed here in 1947.
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They gestated in these really
gross pods for 40 years...
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and then they, um...
they sort of hatched.
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Now, there is only a few of us humans
who know about them.
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Liz, Alex, Kyle,Kyle's dad and me.
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I hate that picture.Better.
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All right. What you need
to know about them.
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They have special powers,of course.
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They eat Tabasco sauceby the crate.
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And trying to have a relationshipwith them is like suicide.
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I mean, it's like typical bad
relationship stuff, but even weirder.
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For instance, there was this one time
where Future Max told Liz...
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that she needed to break upwith the Present Max...
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or else the world would end,so she did.
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But she ended up missing out on all thisromantic stuff they would have done...
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like eventually elopingand getting married in Las Vegas.
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Oh, speaking of Las Vegas.
Ripped By mstoll
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- I think we lost them.
- Are you sure?
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- Not really.
- Where's Isabel?
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She's gone, Michael! Now pull it
together, man, or we're gonna be next.
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Okay, okay.
What do they want from us?
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We need a plan. Can't fly
by the seat of our pants anymore.
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They gotta want something!
Maybe we can talk to them!
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It's time to step it up.
Face the demon.
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No more hiding.
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- What are you talking about?
- [Thud]
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Max!
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Maxwell? No.
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No, no. No, no.No, please! No!
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What...
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[Panting]
Ripped By mstoll
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- What's going on?
- We are leaving is what's goin' on.
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You and me... We're getting
outta town for a couple days.
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- What? Why? What's wrong?
- I need a road trip.
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- I gotta clear out the cobwebs.
- What the hell are you talking about?
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I'm talking about getting out of this two-bit
town for a couple of days and having some fun!
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Is there something wrong
with that?
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No, there's nothing
wrong with that.
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You wanna tell me
what's really going on?
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Nightmares, Maxwell. I can't shake 'em.
I've had 'em every night for two weeks.
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My brain needs a vacation,
because I swear to God...
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I am gonna lose it on someone orsomething, and it's not gonna be pretty.
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- Okay, we'll take a vacation.
- Yeah, today, now.
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Let's go outta town today.
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But we need a plan.
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- Screw the plan! Let's just go!
- You gotta trust me here.
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We need a cover story,
so no one is looking for us.
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- So, first, we go to school...
- I cannot make it through another day of school.
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Look, just give me some time to cover
our tracks, and we're outta here, okay?
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Okay. Okay. Okay.
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So, where are we going anyway?
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You're gonna love it. It's a place
without rules, without responsibilities.
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A place where we can forget
our troubles. It's a city of dreams.
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- Which would be?
- Vegas.
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We're going to Vegas, baby.
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♪♪ [Rock]
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♪♪ [Continues]
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♪♪ [Ends]
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You know, you don't have to blow
the whole 50 G's on one trip, Michael.
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We could take $10,000
and still have a great time.
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I don't want the money.
Not one thin dime.
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Just think about it for a minute. You could
use that cash to build your future on.
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The money was a bribe. It's tainted.
You don't build a future on that.
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Besides, I think it's haunting me.
I wanna get rid of it.
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- Michael, be reasonable.
- I'm not gonna be reasonable!
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- This isn't a reasonable day in my life.
- Okay. Okay.
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That's a lot of cash
to keep in your locker.
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I defy the National Guard
to open it.
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Go ahead and make a plan
for our escape, and then let's go.
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- Go where?
- Nowhere.
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Meet me in the lounge,
fifth period. I have a plan.
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Where are you going
after fifth period?
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- We're going to Vegas.
- "We"?
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Michael and I.
It's really for him.
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- He needs a break.
- And I don't?
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Do I have to give you a list of things
that I have had to deal with lately?
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- No.
- Then I'm sure I don't have to
stand here and convince you...
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that if anybody needs a break,
it is your loving sister...
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who has asked for so little
but given so much.
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- No.
- And I'm sure whatever plan you come up with...
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will work just as easily
for three as it will for two, right?
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- It will now.
- Fabulous. I'll see you in the lounge later.
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[Spanish]
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[Responding In Spanish]
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- What ya readin'?
- Vegas, baby.
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- Oh, you goin'?
- Sí.
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[Spanish Continues]
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- When?
- Fifth period. Max is making plans.
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- Got any room for one more?
- Sorry. Aliens only. You understand.
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Put a quarter on red for me.
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¿Pepe, qué pasa?
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Hmm. Detención.
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[Spanish]
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[Responding In Spanish]
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Triple it or die.
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Hey, even though you
held out on me...
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I'll cover with my dad
in exchange for a dime on black.
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- Did somebody step on your head in gym?
- Knock it off.
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I'm talking about your
Martians-only field trip to Vegas.
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I don't know what you're talking about,
but I'm not going to Las Vegas.
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Oh! Maybe it's a surprise.
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- Max and Michael are organizing the whole thing.
- Really? Where did you hear that?
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- You can't come.
- Why?
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Because things are gonna happen
that the faint of heart shouldn't see.
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Oh, please. Besides, how are you
paying for this trip anyway?
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- The Dupree money.
- That's $50,000, Michael.
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- Yeah, and I'm gonna spend every cent of it.
- Oh, really.
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- Okay, where are you staying?
- I got a double at the Clean 'n' Cheap.
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- All right. How about food?
- There are some buffets I wanna check out.
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Okay, you're up to about $37.
What else?
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Come on. Nobody can spend money
like I can spend money.
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- You need me on this trip, Michael.
- All right, tag along.
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But you're coming in a completely
professional capacity only.
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This isn't some
kissy-kissy romantic retreat.
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- I got stuff to do.
- Thank you. Thank you.
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And don't go telling everybody.
Let's keep this low profile.
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Seriously.
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I've booked a suite atthe Bali Hai Hotel and Casino.
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Amenities include
marble statuary...
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world-class shopping
and lighted tennis courts.
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Vegas just
isn't my idea of fun.
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- The pool has a waterslide.
- I'm sorry.
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In the shape of a giant flamingo.
Please come with me to Vegas.
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Michael's gonna be off doing some dumb
guy thing, and I really need a gal pal.
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- No.
- Please.
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Maria, the reason I'm not going to Vegas
is because I was married there.
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- What?
- Yes.
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When Future Max came,
he told me.
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We got married
at the Elvis Chapel...
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and it was the most
romantic night of our lives.
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So, basically,
I don't want to go to Vegas, ever.
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All right. You know what?
There is a lesson to be learned here.
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What happened between you
and Max is unspeakably intense...
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but the marriage thing
never actually really happened.
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You've gotta let go of that.
You've gotta create your own memories.
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- And that's what we're gonna do
in Vegas with Michael's money.
- [Chuckles]
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Oh, I love the smell
of formaldehyde in the morning.
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Alex, pop quiz.If you're given the choice...
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would your rather "A,"
dissect pig babies...
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- Embryos.
- Or "B"...
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take an all-expense-paid
trip to Vegas?
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- When do we leave?
- Today, after fifth period.
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Come on, Liz.
All the cool kids are doing it.
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I would really appreciate it
if you would respect my decision.
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- ♪♪ [Singing]
- Maria.
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- ♪♪ [Continues]
- Maria.
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♪♪ [Continues]
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Michael, hey,
I hope you don't mind...
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but I invited Kyle
on our trip to Vegas...
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you know, because he's been
a really stand-up guy...
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and he did technically save the world
from the crystals and everything.
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- Our trip?
- Yeah. And I wanted to let you know...
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that when I first moved to town,
I felt like a complete outsider.
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You know, no friends,
barely any family.
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But you've really
helped me feel welcome.
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And this trip,
you know, wow!
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It's just so great of you
to organize it for us all.
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We could all use some time away.
Plus I've always wanted to go to Vegas!
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[Squeals]
So, can I tell Kyle it's okay?
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Sure.
I'm glad to have him.
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- And you, by the way.
- Thank you!
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♪♪ [Humming]
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♪♪ [Singing]
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- ♪♪ [Continues]
- [Bell Ringing]
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- This is low profile?
- Don't you love the little hat?
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[Low Voice]Going somewhere, Mr. Guerin?
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- Pretty good Principal Forrester, huh?
- Yeah, you're a riot.
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What's the plan?
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At this very moment, the debate team is
leaving for a two-day meet in Santa Fe.
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According to this piece of paper,
we're going with them.
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If anybody asks, our original oratory
topic was "Space Travel:
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Wave of the Future
or Misbegotten Dream?"
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Catchy.
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All right. Let's go.
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Hey! Do you have
room for one more?
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Oh, I'm so proud of you.
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Let's just get out of the halls
before someone starts asking questions.
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No lecturing, no moralizing, no whining
about spending the money on the homeless.
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This weekend is about fun
and debauchery. You got it?
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Yes, I know how to have fun.
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- Right.
- ♪♪ [Man Singing]
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♪♪ [Continues]
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Here we are.
The Presidential Suite.
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You got three bedrooms,
three baths...
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state-of-the-art
entertainment system...
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six-person Jacuzzi,
heated to a toasty 102.
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Is there anything else
I can get you folks?
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Uh, thanks.
I'll go get you some ice.
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[Cackling]
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- I bet they have towel warmers!
- [Girls Laughing]
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Let's see about
some in-house porno.
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Hold on. Line up.
I.D.'s out.
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This town has some restrictions
about having fun.
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I'm gonna fix that.
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You are no longer high school students
from Roswell, New Mexico.
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You are of-age party machines.
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These are your aliases. You will use
these aliases for the duration of our trip.
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- Sound off.
- Okay. Harvey Wallbanger.
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- Pina Colada.
- Tom Collins.
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- Brandy Alexander.
- Margarita Salt.
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- Shirley Temple.
- Rob Roy.
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- And I'm your host, Dr. Love.
- [Laughter]
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Since I'm sponsoring this operation,
you will follow my rules.
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Your bank is three grand.
The cash is to be spent here.
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There is no hoarding it.
Rule number two...
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and this is the biggie...
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Rob Roy and Dr. Love
run alone.
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You see us at a table,
you find another one.
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If there's no other questions,
then go out and clobber the house.
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[Laughs]
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I was, uh...
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I was kind of surprised to see you
were down for this kind of trip.
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Oh. Oh, well, you know,
I could say the same thing to you.
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Well, I'm only here
for Michael.
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He's kind of going
through something.
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- I just wanna keep an eye on him.
- Oh.
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So this isn't a vacation for you.
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- This is the last place I'd wanna
take a vacation. - [Laughs]
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00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:11,081
Yeah, me too.
I'm just here for Maria.
228
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,119
Hey, Shirley, didn't you hear
the doctor's orders?
229
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,814
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
We were just...
230
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:18,914
Yep, yep. Cool. Good. Bye.
231
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:21,482
Okay.
232
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,653
Bye.
233
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:26,323
Oh, she's exhausting.
234
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:30,164
- This is pretty swanky, huh?
- Yeah, it's great.
235
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,261
I mean, time for fun.
Pick your poison.
236
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:35,796
- Blackjack, craps, roulette.
- Yeah.
237
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,571
Whatever you want.
238
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:40,805
That's not the spirit
I'm looking for, Robby.
239
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,848
Don't worry. Dr. Love
will show you the way.
240
00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,762
- This is so cool.
- What should we do first?
241
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,769
I think we should try
and play a game.
242
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:08,637
Okay, I'm set. I just booked
a salt scrub at the spa.
243
00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,766
Wait. What happened
to needing a gal pal?
244
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:14,904
I'll be an hour, tops.
Have fun, guys. Bye.
245
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:17,642
All right, ladies,
let's just dive in.
246
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,382
Excuse me.
Can I see some identification?
247
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:27,448
Sure.
248
00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:34,393
Nice try, girls.
The video arcade's that way.
249
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:37,902
- Um, excuse me. We're 21.
- And I'm Charo.
250
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:43,306
You know, I'm sure we can find another
form of I.D. In here somewhere.
251
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:46,503
We are 17 years old.
252
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:48,739
Mm-hmm.
253
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,873
Good job.
254
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:55,216
I'm sorry.
I'm very, very sorry.
255
00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:58,713
- Show me how this works.
- You put your bet here.
256
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,292
The point is to get 21.
A king's worth 10.
257
00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:04,794
So you get another card.
258
00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:07,228
Now you got 16,
so another card.
259
00:16:07,298 --> 00:16:10,426
Now you've got 25,
and he takes your money away.
260
00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:12,662
Gee, what a great game.
Thank you.
261
00:16:12,736 --> 00:16:14,670
I'm sorry. You gotta play
more than one hand.
262
00:16:14,738 --> 00:16:18,037
This is math. It's not exactly
what I'm looking for on vacation.
263
00:16:18,108 --> 00:16:22,067
This is the gambling capital of the world.
What were you looking for?
264
00:16:22,146 --> 00:16:24,740
- I guess I'll know it when I see it. Later.
- All right.
265
00:16:24,815 --> 00:16:27,477
She's right, you know.
It's math.
266
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,883
More precisely,
A.P. Statistics...
267
00:16:29,953 --> 00:16:32,717
which dictates that
an all-or-nothing strategy...
268
00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:35,418
has the best chance
of beating the house.
269
00:16:38,829 --> 00:16:40,820
That makes no sense.
270
00:16:41,899 --> 00:16:43,958
Hit me.
271
00:16:44,034 --> 00:16:46,662
Hit me.
272
00:16:52,376 --> 00:16:54,606
You took that one in the shorts.
273
00:16:54,678 --> 00:16:57,146
You will never believe what I found
in the spa locker room.
274
00:16:57,214 --> 00:16:59,182
Oh, God, my heart hurts.
275
00:16:59,249 --> 00:17:01,114
A booking agent
is holding auditions.
276
00:17:01,185 --> 00:17:03,653
Alex, I need the hugest
favor from you.
277
00:17:03,721 --> 00:17:06,087
- I need an accompanist.
- I play the bass guitar.
278
00:17:06,156 --> 00:17:09,023
No, you could fake it on the piano.
It's just simple chord changes.
279
00:17:09,093 --> 00:17:11,220
The first starts off with
an "E," and then in the bridge...
280
00:17:11,295 --> 00:17:16,198
Maria, I just lost $3,000!
All right?
281
00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:21,533
Alex, I'll... I'll give you $3,000 if
you help me just get this gig. Please!
282
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:24,233
- The key was "E," right?
- Yes.
283
00:17:24,308 --> 00:17:27,072
- All right. What's the tune?
- [Man] Seven out.
284
00:17:30,714 --> 00:17:33,706
Basic rules: Seven or eleven
on the first role, you're golden.
285
00:17:33,784 --> 00:17:36,150
Two, three or twelve,
you lose your shirt.
286
00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:39,348
- We got a first-time roller here.
- [Max] No.
287
00:17:39,423 --> 00:17:41,584
You go ahead.
I'll just watch.
288
00:17:41,658 --> 00:17:43,592
It'll roll.
Trust me, Max.
289
00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:45,719
You're gonna love this game.
It's fast. It's loud.
290
00:17:45,796 --> 00:17:48,264
It's everything living in Roswell isn't.
Here we go.
291
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,335
- [Man] Six. Point six.
- Okay.
292
00:17:52,403 --> 00:17:55,531
If I roll a six, we win.
If I roll a seven, we go bust up.
293
00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:58,965
Six the hard way.
294
00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:01,010
In for him too.
295
00:18:05,516 --> 00:18:08,679
- [Man] Six hard. Winner.
- [People Cheering]
296
00:18:08,752 --> 00:18:11,118
Ooh! Pay the man!
297
00:18:11,188 --> 00:18:13,656
Amazing news.
I have an audition!
298
00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:16,215
Just keep with me here, folks.
I'm here to win. And I don't see you.
299
00:18:16,293 --> 00:18:19,262
Hello! Don't you know what my dream has
been since, like, the beginning of time?
300
00:18:19,329 --> 00:18:23,425
It's to start my singing career
in a smoky Vegas supper club.
301
00:18:25,035 --> 00:18:27,560
- Seven!
- Sweet!
302
00:18:27,638 --> 00:18:30,163
I'll be up on stage, right,
in front of a great band...
303
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,231
and I'll belt out
some torch song.
304
00:18:32,309 --> 00:18:34,607
There'll be a spotlight.
My makeup will be perfect.
305
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,908
We had an agreement.
Beat it.
306
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:41,679
Are you not listening to me?
This could be my big break right now.
307
00:18:41,752 --> 00:18:44,084
Don't you wanna come and,
like, cheer me on and be a...
308
00:18:44,154 --> 00:18:49,023
- Seven. Winner.
- Oh, the king, ladies and gentlemen!
309
00:18:49,092 --> 00:18:51,026
- Michael!
- Maria!
310
00:18:51,094 --> 00:18:53,153
I'm in the middle
of something important!
311
00:19:18,822 --> 00:19:21,347
- [Man] Oh! Sorry.
- [Woman] Oh, no!
312
00:19:21,425 --> 00:19:25,020
Oh, no, no, no!Please hurry!
313
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:30,199
- Are you okay?
- Lord, help me.
314
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:32,201
Wedding's in a half hour.
315
00:19:32,269 --> 00:19:34,965
My maid of honor gets food poisoning
from the breakfast buffet.
316
00:19:35,038 --> 00:19:37,973
And now, some dumb Canadian
slams into me with his merlot.
317
00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:41,101
Let me try to help.
Here. Thank you.
318
00:19:44,848 --> 00:19:47,373
My mama told me
not to elope.
319
00:19:48,886 --> 00:19:53,482
Well, actually,
I think we got it out.
320
00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:58,692
Why, honey, aren't you
just my good luck charm?
321
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:01,356
- What's your name?
- Brandy.
322
00:20:01,431 --> 00:20:03,365
Brandy. That's pretty.
I'm Traci.
323
00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:05,697
- It's so nice to meet you.
- You too.
324
00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:10,201
This is my hubby-to-be Glenn
and his best man Dave.
325
00:20:10,274 --> 00:20:12,538
Brandy justsaved my behind.
326
00:20:12,609 --> 00:20:14,702
- Hi.
- Oh. Hi.
327
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:17,008
It's nice to meet you.
328
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,981
- Hello.
- Hi.
329
00:20:20,050 --> 00:20:22,075
- [Traci] How's April?
- Hmm?
330
00:20:22,152 --> 00:20:24,086
Wishing she'd never tried
the crab omelet.
331
00:20:24,154 --> 00:20:27,555
Oh, perfect.
What am I gonna do now?
332
00:20:28,859 --> 00:20:31,726
Maybe Brandy's free
for a couple hours.
333
00:20:32,996 --> 00:20:35,487
[Traci]Oh, brilliant, Dave.
334
00:20:35,566 --> 00:20:38,091
Brandy, will you be
my maid of honor?
335
00:20:38,168 --> 00:20:40,602
[Laughs]
336
00:20:40,671 --> 00:20:42,730
Sure.
337
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:45,331
Okay, blondie, you're up.
338
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,708
♪♪ [Singing]
339
00:21:00,324 --> 00:21:02,622
♪♪ [Continues]
340
00:21:20,611 --> 00:21:23,603
♪♪ [Ends]
341
00:21:27,351 --> 00:21:30,878
Honey, you gotsome set of pipes.
342
00:21:30,954 --> 00:21:32,888
[Laughs]
Well, I um...
343
00:21:32,956 --> 00:21:36,653
- No, I was truly moved.
- Thank you.
344
00:21:36,727 --> 00:21:38,957
No, no, no, thank you.
345
00:21:39,029 --> 00:21:41,554
Now, uh, take off your clothes.
346
00:21:41,632 --> 00:21:46,763
Hey! Hey, who do you think you are?You treat her like a lady.
347
00:21:46,837 --> 00:21:50,739
I'll treat her like a stripping lady,
'cause that's what she's auditioning for.
348
00:21:51,842 --> 00:21:54,743
Give me this flyer.
349
00:21:54,811 --> 00:21:57,371
"New talent. Big money."
350
00:21:57,447 --> 00:21:59,312
Oh!
351
00:21:59,383 --> 00:22:01,317
"B.Y.O. G-string."
352
00:22:04,321 --> 00:22:07,484
Dr. Love says give it up
for 10 the hard way!
353
00:22:07,557 --> 00:22:09,821
[All Cheering]
354
00:22:12,029 --> 00:22:14,224
- You're cheating.
- Wanna say that a little louder?
355
00:22:14,297 --> 00:22:16,561
I don't think
the pit boss heard you.
356
00:22:18,835 --> 00:22:21,599
This isn't right...
using your powers like this.
357
00:22:21,672 --> 00:22:24,573
- Thanks for the sermon, Dad.
- It's not why we came here.
358
00:22:24,641 --> 00:22:26,768
No, we came here to have fun,
which is exactly what I'm doing.
359
00:22:26,843 --> 00:22:32,281
Why don't you just sit back and stop actinglike Little Sally and let me roll these dice?
360
00:22:34,685 --> 00:22:36,619
Folks, this is the fourth set
of dice they've given me.
361
00:22:36,687 --> 00:22:39,520
But when you got the hot hand,
you got the hot hand.
362
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,789
[All Cheering]
363
00:22:42,859 --> 00:22:45,828
Yeah!
364
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:53,028
I feel an eight coming on.
365
00:22:53,103 --> 00:22:55,469
- Michael, he knows.
- He doesn't know anything.
366
00:22:55,539 --> 00:22:58,235
What's he gonna say...
I'm using my mysterious alien powers?
367
00:23:03,413 --> 00:23:05,904
[Crowd Cheering]
368
00:23:08,185 --> 00:23:11,154
- This table is closed.
- [Crowd Grumbling]
369
00:23:11,221 --> 00:23:13,155
- What's this crap?
- You're done.
370
00:23:13,223 --> 00:23:15,589
My advice is take your winnings
and move on down the strip.
371
00:23:15,659 --> 00:23:17,593
- We will.
- The hell we will.
372
00:23:17,661 --> 00:23:19,595
I'm here to gamble.
373
00:23:19,663 --> 00:23:21,824
There's another table
over here.
374
00:23:21,898 --> 00:23:24,423
- Listen, punk...
- Punk!
375
00:23:24,501 --> 00:23:27,493
- [Crowd Clamoring]
- Let's go!
376
00:23:27,571 --> 00:23:30,563
- Move it!
- [Man Shouting]
377
00:23:37,948 --> 00:23:39,745
♪♪ [Rock]
378
00:23:39,816 --> 00:23:42,717
You know what it is?
It's because we're small.
379
00:23:42,786 --> 00:23:46,415
If we weren't so damn short, he wouldhave totally bought that we're 21.
380
00:23:46,490 --> 00:23:49,323
So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna
mind-warp the security guard...
381
00:23:49,392 --> 00:23:51,553
make him think that we're,
like, five foot ten...
382
00:23:51,628 --> 00:23:53,562
and then we'll just go
and sit down.
383
00:23:53,630 --> 00:23:56,599
Tess, I'm fine here
in the arcade.
384
00:23:56,666 --> 00:23:59,533
- Oh.
- Great.
385
00:23:59,603 --> 00:24:02,538
Stuck in the party capital
of the world with Liz Parker.
386
00:24:04,407 --> 00:24:06,932
No... Or if we're
feeling dangerous...
387
00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:11,743
we could always challenge a couple ofeight-year-old boys to foosball...
388
00:24:11,815 --> 00:24:13,749
or go to the Ice Capades.
389
00:24:13,817 --> 00:24:16,581
For your information, I didn't wanna
come to Vegas in the first place.
390
00:24:16,653 --> 00:24:19,349
I knew that this was gonna be
the most miserable trip of my life.
391
00:24:19,422 --> 00:24:23,051
I knew it, but I didn't
listen to my instincts.
392
00:24:23,126 --> 00:24:27,927
And by the way, Tess, I don't enjoy
being stuck here with you either.
393
00:24:29,432 --> 00:24:32,128
- Fine.
- Good.
394
00:24:32,202 --> 00:24:34,796
[Mechanical Whine]
395
00:24:36,373 --> 00:24:39,706
- Oh, almost forgot. Bye!
- Oh! [Chuckling]
396
00:24:39,776 --> 00:24:42,404
- Thanks for everything, Brandy.
- No problem.
397
00:24:44,781 --> 00:24:47,249
- Do I have to ask?
- That was Traci and Glenn.
398
00:24:47,317 --> 00:24:49,251
They just got married,
and I was their maid of honor.
399
00:24:49,319 --> 00:24:51,617
Who's that?
400
00:24:51,688 --> 00:24:55,124
That's Dave. Cake?
401
00:24:56,993 --> 00:24:59,291
- [Sighs]
- [Clears Throat]
402
00:24:59,362 --> 00:25:01,353
- Well.
- Oh.
403
00:25:01,431 --> 00:25:03,695
For the wedding album?
404
00:25:03,767 --> 00:25:05,758
- [Shutter Clicks]
- [Phone Ringing]
405
00:25:13,210 --> 00:25:15,144
Honeymoon suite.
Margarita speaking.
406
00:25:15,212 --> 00:25:17,510
- Maria, it's me.
- Me who?
407
00:25:17,581 --> 00:25:20,948
- Yeah. Funny.
- Do you wanna know where I was tonight?
408
00:25:21,017 --> 00:25:24,453
I was auditioning
to be a stripper.
409
00:25:24,521 --> 00:25:27,422
- Little innocent me.
- You get the job?
410
00:25:27,490 --> 00:25:31,085
Do you not even care? This wouldn't
have happened had you been with me.
411
00:25:31,161 --> 00:25:34,597
- Is there someone else there I can talk to?
- We are talking.
412
00:25:34,664 --> 00:25:36,655
No... I can't. I'm in jail with Max.
413
00:25:36,733 --> 00:25:39,759
So what you need to do is shut your
trap, get down here and bail us out.
414
00:25:39,836 --> 00:25:44,034
Wait a minute. If you're in jail, then
that means this is your only phone call.
415
00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:45,768
Exactly.
416
00:25:50,714 --> 00:25:53,080
Doesn't Buddhism
disapprove of gambling?
417
00:25:53,149 --> 00:25:55,242
Actually, it was Buddha himself
who first coined the phrase:
418
00:25:55,318 --> 00:25:58,754
[Quoting Lyrics About Gambling]
419
00:25:58,822 --> 00:26:03,623
Well, yours is obviously
a deep and abiding spiritual faith.
420
00:26:03,693 --> 00:26:06,821
- All right, boys, cash out.
- You're just gonna have to back off.
421
00:26:06,897 --> 00:26:09,195
Yeah. Grasshopper's on a roll, baby.
422
00:26:09,266 --> 00:26:12,861
I gotta bail Max and, if there's
enough money, Michael out of jail.
423
00:26:12,936 --> 00:26:14,961
My winnings. My money.
Go away.
424
00:26:15,038 --> 00:26:18,303
He's, um... He's in Gamblers Anonymous.
I'm his sponsor.
425
00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:21,469
Could you please help keep
this lost poor soul...
426
00:26:21,544 --> 00:26:23,705
from further traveling
down the path of destruction?
427
00:26:23,780 --> 00:26:27,045
I'm sorry, sir.
That's, uh, casino policy.
428
00:26:29,085 --> 00:26:31,553
- Thanks, Maria.
- Thank your higher power.
429
00:26:39,229 --> 00:26:41,720
♪♪ [Jazz]
430
00:26:41,798 --> 00:26:45,894
You must be a pretty high roller
to afford a place like this.
431
00:26:45,969 --> 00:26:47,960
- It's a friend's.
- Oh.
432
00:26:48,038 --> 00:26:50,529
- Is your friend a Kennedy or something?
- [Chuckles]
433
00:26:50,607 --> 00:26:52,598
- More like a prince.
- Oh.
434
00:26:58,715 --> 00:27:01,946
I tell ya...
this has been great.
435
00:27:02,018 --> 00:27:05,215
A free trip, a free tux.
436
00:27:05,288 --> 00:27:09,019
Slow dancing with a beautiful girl
in a penthouse suite.
437
00:27:10,026 --> 00:27:13,484
- You're easy to please.
- You're not?
438
00:27:13,563 --> 00:27:15,497
You're way ahead
of the game, Dave.
439
00:27:15,565 --> 00:27:19,194
Do you really wanna risk it all with
any more of your insightful questions?
440
00:27:19,269 --> 00:27:24,036
[Laughs] Well, first I have to get my sisters
to work on some new material.
441
00:27:24,107 --> 00:27:26,302
I think you're doing
pretty good on your own.
442
00:27:26,376 --> 00:27:29,368
♪♪ [Woman Singing, Indistinct]
443
00:27:37,687 --> 00:27:40,918
May I suggest a change of venue?
444
00:27:40,991 --> 00:27:43,892
What did you have in mind?
445
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,326
I have a hotel room up the strip.
446
00:27:47,564 --> 00:27:49,498
This is a hotel room.
447
00:27:50,834 --> 00:27:52,825
I was thinking of something
a little more private.
448
00:27:54,304 --> 00:27:56,602
Well, I'll have to think about that.
449
00:27:56,673 --> 00:27:59,665
♪♪ [Continues]
450
00:28:12,655 --> 00:28:15,055
Okay.
I thought about it.
451
00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:17,116
Let's go.
452
00:28:22,732 --> 00:28:26,361
[Man]Don't I get my call? My call!
453
00:28:26,436 --> 00:28:30,167
- Are we having fun yet?
- No thanks to you.
454
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,208
Hey, this isn't my fault.
455
00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:35,438
- If you hadn't been showing off...
- Here we go, another lecture.
456
00:28:35,512 --> 00:28:38,140
Hey, everybody,
gather around your cell doors...
457
00:28:38,214 --> 00:28:40,148
cause Max here,
he's gonna give another lecture!
458
00:28:40,216 --> 00:28:42,150
- [Man] Shut up!
- What is with you?
459
00:28:42,218 --> 00:28:46,348
What's with me?
Not you, man. Definitely not you.
460
00:28:46,423 --> 00:28:50,052
What is that supposed to mean? The only
reason I came on this trip was for you.
461
00:28:50,126 --> 00:28:53,323
Yeah, out of the goodness
of your big, fat bleeding heart...
462
00:28:53,396 --> 00:28:55,489
you skipped out on sixth period
and you went to Vegas...
463
00:28:55,565 --> 00:28:57,965
for poor screwed-up Michael.
464
00:28:58,034 --> 00:29:00,969
- Yeah, big hand, Max.
- [Scoffs]
465
00:29:01,037 --> 00:29:04,529
Whatever. You're talking to yourself
now, Michael. I'm done.
466
00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:07,476
And I'm talking to myself.
467
00:29:07,544 --> 00:29:11,503
Gee, Michael, why'd you want to go
to Vegas with Max in the first place?
468
00:29:11,581 --> 00:29:14,243
It sounds like a really
stupid idea.
469
00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:17,150
No, see, you don't get it.
Max and I, we're guys.
470
00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:19,984
Sometimes guys just like to go outand tear it up for no good reason.
471
00:29:20,056 --> 00:29:24,049
But Michael, Max is no fun.
472
00:29:24,127 --> 00:29:26,391
He's a straight arrow.
He's a responsible guy.
473
00:29:26,463 --> 00:29:30,900
- I'm here, aren't I?
- This is a private conversation.
474
00:29:32,802 --> 00:29:34,770
As I was saying, Michael,
it's like this.
475
00:29:34,838 --> 00:29:37,773
Max and I, we used to be tight.We grew up together.
476
00:29:37,841 --> 00:29:41,333
It's no big deal that we can go out
and have fun for a couple days.
477
00:29:41,411 --> 00:29:44,403
- We used to be friends.
- Oh, give me a break!
478
00:29:45,882 --> 00:29:47,816
This isn't about friendship.
479
00:29:47,884 --> 00:29:50,011
This is about your irresponsible,
reckless behavior!
480
00:29:50,086 --> 00:29:53,055
I've been going through some heavy stuff
the last couple weeks!
481
00:29:53,123 --> 00:29:56,456
- In case you missed it, I got shot!
- I know! I healed you!
482
00:29:56,526 --> 00:30:00,223
You put your hand over my shoulder
and did your little trick like a robot.
483
00:30:00,296 --> 00:30:02,230
You're a machine, Max.
484
00:30:02,298 --> 00:30:04,926
You wouldn't know
the first thing it takes to heal me.
485
00:30:05,001 --> 00:30:06,992
To really heal me.
486
00:30:24,954 --> 00:30:27,354
[TV: Indistinct]
487
00:30:27,423 --> 00:30:29,414
Yeah. When's the next flight
to Roswell?
488
00:30:30,693 --> 00:30:33,389
Nothing sooner than that?
489
00:30:35,899 --> 00:30:38,265
Michael, make him stay.
490
00:30:40,837 --> 00:30:43,135
No, no, no. Wait, wait.
Please don't go.
491
00:30:43,206 --> 00:30:46,505
I'm blowing the rest of Michael's cash
on a beautiful, expensive dinner.
492
00:30:46,576 --> 00:30:49,704
- I've even taken care of what everyone's wearing.
- He's not invited anymore.
493
00:30:51,214 --> 00:30:53,205
Thanks, but I'm just
gonna go home.
494
00:30:57,954 --> 00:31:00,184
Finally, my vacation can begin.
495
00:31:13,002 --> 00:31:15,527
- Not bad.
- Oh.
496
00:31:15,605 --> 00:31:18,005
Well, yeah, after six hours
and a thousand quarters...
497
00:31:18,074 --> 00:31:20,133
you sort of get
a rhythm going.
498
00:31:21,144 --> 00:31:24,113
Yeah, I heard
you were down here.
499
00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:27,616
- I just want to let you know I'm leaving.
- Oh.
500
00:31:27,684 --> 00:31:30,983
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah.
501
00:31:31,054 --> 00:31:35,855
Yeah, it's just... Vegas.
Kind of makes my skin crawl.
502
00:31:35,925 --> 00:31:38,416
[Chuckles]
Yeah.
503
00:31:42,298 --> 00:31:45,324
I mean, who would ever wanna get married
in an Elvis Chapel, right?
504
00:31:47,237 --> 00:31:51,401
[Laughs]
Not me. Not in this lifetime.
505
00:31:53,176 --> 00:31:55,167
Oh, yeah.
506
00:31:58,147 --> 00:32:00,081
Well, I got a plane
to catch, so...
507
00:32:01,718 --> 00:32:03,879
Yeah, right.
508
00:32:05,054 --> 00:32:07,352
See you in Roswell, Liz.
509
00:32:07,423 --> 00:32:09,414
Yeah.
510
00:32:53,001 --> 00:32:55,993
♪♪ [Jazz]
511
00:33:12,454 --> 00:33:14,649
Now, this is the Vegas I love.
512
00:33:14,723 --> 00:33:16,953
All right.
Smile, beautiful people.
513
00:33:17,025 --> 00:33:20,461
- Oh. Come here.
- [Chuckling]
514
00:33:20,528 --> 00:33:22,826
Yeah. There we go.
515
00:33:24,799 --> 00:33:27,666
You clean up nice, spaceboy.
516
00:33:29,204 --> 00:33:31,172
I'm sorry that
he didn't make it.
517
00:33:31,239 --> 00:33:33,605
Why? I'm not.
518
00:33:33,675 --> 00:33:36,701
I'm thinking a cheeseburger
would go down nice right now.
519
00:33:36,778 --> 00:33:38,973
- You had lobster.
- But I'm still hungry.
520
00:33:39,047 --> 00:33:41,038
I'm gonna go hit the fast-food joint
across the street.
521
00:33:41,116 --> 00:33:43,107
Green, please.
522
00:33:45,053 --> 00:33:47,453
Thanks.
523
00:33:49,057 --> 00:33:50,991
A cheeseburger.
Why do I even try?
524
00:33:51,059 --> 00:33:53,459
- Well, at least he wore a tie.
- Liz, I'm worried.
525
00:33:53,528 --> 00:33:55,519
I plan on being
a worldly woman.
526
00:33:55,597 --> 00:33:57,622
How can I be when
Michael is trapped...
527
00:33:57,699 --> 00:34:00,793
in the world of armpit farts
and PlayStation?
528
00:34:00,869 --> 00:34:03,303
- He's just so...
- ♪♪ [Drumroll]
529
00:34:05,206 --> 00:34:08,698
Ladies and gentlemen,
tonight you're in for a rare treat.
530
00:34:08,777 --> 00:34:11,075
A dream coming true.
531
00:34:11,146 --> 00:34:14,240
You're gonna love
listening to this performer.
532
00:34:14,316 --> 00:34:18,377
And even though she'll never believe me,I love listening to her too.
533
00:34:18,453 --> 00:34:22,719
Please welcome to the stage
Miss Margarita Salt.
534
00:34:32,767 --> 00:34:34,860
You know this one,
right?
535
00:34:34,936 --> 00:34:36,699
♪♪ [Piano]
536
00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:43,905
♪♪ [Singing Ballad]
537
00:34:55,890 --> 00:34:57,915
♪♪ [Continues]
538
00:35:09,804 --> 00:35:11,863
We're dancing.
539
00:35:20,348 --> 00:35:24,808
- ♪♪ [Continues]
- There we go.
540
00:35:27,088 --> 00:35:30,854
I thought, uh,
you had other plans.
541
00:35:30,925 --> 00:35:34,452
- I thought I did too.
- [Shutter Clicking]
542
00:35:34,529 --> 00:35:38,863
I don't get it. He was exactly
what I was looking for from this town...
543
00:35:38,933 --> 00:35:40,867
a good-looking smart-ass that...
544
00:35:40,935 --> 00:35:43,403
I could just chew up
and spit back out, you know?
545
00:35:43,471 --> 00:35:45,598
But?
546
00:35:46,908 --> 00:35:52,141
But he went to get some ice,
and I went to get a cab.
547
00:35:52,213 --> 00:35:56,309
[Sighs]And, so, here I am...
548
00:35:56,384 --> 00:35:58,375
alone again.
549
00:36:00,055 --> 00:36:02,148
God, I must be the biggest freak
on the planet.
550
00:36:02,223 --> 00:36:04,418
Well, I'm sorry,
but that's just not true.
551
00:36:08,730 --> 00:36:10,789
When you're ready for it,
you'll find someone...
552
00:36:10,865 --> 00:36:13,493
and you'll make him
the happiest man ever.
553
00:36:17,739 --> 00:36:19,969
Would you like to dance?
554
00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:22,771
I'd love to.
555
00:36:56,411 --> 00:36:59,107
I thought you'd be
at the airport by now.
556
00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:04,948
I was on my way,
and then I had this weird moment.
557
00:37:05,019 --> 00:37:07,419
What do you mean?
558
00:37:07,489 --> 00:37:10,720
I saw this vision.
559
00:37:10,792 --> 00:37:15,195
You and me jumping out
of a cab...
560
00:37:15,263 --> 00:37:17,663
like we'd just been married
in Vegas.
561
00:37:20,201 --> 00:37:22,499
That's weird.
562
00:37:22,570 --> 00:37:24,561
Yeah.
563
00:37:26,441 --> 00:37:29,035
It was like this...
564
00:37:29,110 --> 00:37:31,840
this memory flash of
something that really happened.
565
00:37:34,749 --> 00:37:38,082
- [Mutters]
- Max...
566
00:37:39,687 --> 00:37:42,383
Uh, Max...
567
00:37:45,059 --> 00:37:47,619
♪♪ [Ends]
568
00:37:51,266 --> 00:37:53,894
- [Applause Continues]
- [No Audible Dialogue]
569
00:38:04,045 --> 00:38:06,036
[Girls Chuckling]
570
00:38:21,362 --> 00:38:25,355
At 3:30 yesterday afternoon,
Vice Principal McClure contacted me.
571
00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:28,425
Apparently my son
didn't show up for detention.
572
00:38:29,571 --> 00:38:31,801
News to me.
573
00:38:31,873 --> 00:38:34,137
So I called some
of Kyle's friends.
574
00:38:35,143 --> 00:38:37,771
Nobody knew where he was.
575
00:38:37,845 --> 00:38:39,779
I made a few other inquires...
576
00:38:39,847 --> 00:38:42,645
without alarming
any of your parents.
577
00:38:42,717 --> 00:38:45,277
I deduced that you
were all missing.
578
00:38:46,521 --> 00:38:49,149
By 4:30,
I was in a panic!
579
00:38:50,858 --> 00:38:54,988
Maybe it was a mass kidnapping
or an invasion!
580
00:38:55,063 --> 00:38:57,122
I knew you guys had to be
in some kind of trouble...
581
00:38:57,198 --> 00:39:01,328
because there was no way that you'd
just take off without telling me!
582
00:39:03,238 --> 00:39:05,331
We just took a little vacation.
583
00:39:05,406 --> 00:39:08,432
- It was like spring break.
- [Chuckles]
584
00:39:10,445 --> 00:39:13,642
So you skipped school.
585
00:39:13,715 --> 00:39:19,517
Missing class is excusable
if it involves saving a planet.
586
00:39:19,587 --> 00:39:22,784
Yours, mine, any other.
587
00:39:22,857 --> 00:39:28,727
It is not acceptable if it is done
in the name of underage gambling!
588
00:39:30,131 --> 00:39:32,861
Is that clear?
589
00:39:34,736 --> 00:39:37,000
Each one of your parents isgonna hear from me later today.
590
00:39:37,071 --> 00:39:41,064
I expect you back in Roswell
this afternoon. Kyle, get in the car.
591
00:39:41,142 --> 00:39:43,906
- I was up 1,600.
- Now!
592
00:39:51,152 --> 00:39:53,086
[Scoffs]
593
00:39:53,154 --> 00:39:56,123
- I'm glad I'm an orphan.
- Yeah, me too.
594
00:39:56,190 --> 00:39:59,421
[Valenti]Tess, don't make me come back in there!
595
00:40:01,896 --> 00:40:04,694
[Clears Throat]
596
00:40:04,766 --> 00:40:07,098
Are you, uh, tired?
597
00:40:25,386 --> 00:40:27,377
That's the last of it.
598
00:40:29,123 --> 00:40:32,115
You were, uh...
You were right.
599
00:40:33,494 --> 00:40:35,962
I do act like
a machine sometimes.
600
00:40:36,030 --> 00:40:38,430
Forget it.
I probably said too much.
601
00:40:38,499 --> 00:40:40,797
No, it's all right.
It's, uh...
602
00:40:40,868 --> 00:40:42,859
It's something
I needed to hear.
603
00:40:44,839 --> 00:40:48,434
You needed a friend and,
uh, you got a chaperone.
604
00:40:51,179 --> 00:40:53,170
I'm sorry.
605
00:40:54,816 --> 00:40:58,547
I guess I feel
so responsible for you...
606
00:40:58,619 --> 00:41:03,488
and... and Isabel and even Tess.
607
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:10,563
Sometimes I let that get in the way
of letting you all know how much...
608
00:41:10,631 --> 00:41:12,565
how much you mean to me.
609
00:41:15,470 --> 00:41:17,461
But without you, I'd, uh...
610
00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:23,270
I'd be lost, Michael.
611
00:41:27,782 --> 00:41:29,943
Whoever sent us down here
was smart.
612
00:41:31,319 --> 00:41:33,810
You know why?
613
00:41:33,888 --> 00:41:37,756
Because they sent us together.And as long as we stick together...
614
00:41:37,825 --> 00:41:39,952
- we're gonna make it.
- ♪♪ [Man Singing]
615
00:41:44,866 --> 00:41:48,063
Still got a couple hours to kill
before the flight home.
616
00:41:48,136 --> 00:41:50,798
No money.
617
00:41:50,872 --> 00:41:52,863
So what do you wanna do?
618
00:41:52,940 --> 00:41:55,966
I don't know. I got a couple
dozen DVD's back in the hotel room.
619
00:41:56,043 --> 00:41:59,137
- Yeah?
- Braveheart?
620
00:41:59,213 --> 00:42:01,477
How many times can you
watch that thing?
621
00:42:01,549 --> 00:42:04,313
I'm still trying to get
an accurate body count.
622
00:42:04,385 --> 00:42:06,649
I get up to about 220
and I lose track.
623
00:42:06,721 --> 00:42:12,713
♪♪ [Continues]Ripped By mstoll
624
00:42:15,396 --> 00:42:17,387
♪♪ [Ends]
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