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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:01,301 --> 00:00:04,202 So, there's been some confusion. 2 00:00:04,270 --> 00:00:08,070 Okay, a lot of confusion. And the only person who's gonna get you there is me. 3 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:10,439 So let's review, okay? Fantastic. 4 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,444 This is their planet. 5 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,446 Off in the middle of the universe somewhere. 6 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:16,539 This is our planet, Earth. Their planet. Earth. 7 00:00:16,616 --> 00:00:19,608 Are you with me so far? Fantastic. All right, the aliens. 8 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:22,678 Max, Michael... or spaceboy, as I like to call him... 9 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:26,214 Isabel and Tess, they landed here in 1947. 10 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:29,523 They gestated in these really gross pods for 40 years... 11 00:00:29,596 --> 00:00:32,656 and then they, um... they sort of hatched. 12 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:36,031 Now, there is only a few of us humans who know about them. 13 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:40,869 Liz, Alex, Kyle, Kyle's dad and me. 14 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:43,101 I hate that picture. Better. 15 00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:45,110 All right. What you need to know about them. 16 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:47,442 They have special powers, of course. 17 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:50,745 They eat Tabasco sauce by the crate. 18 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:53,411 And trying to have a relationship with them is like suicide. 19 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:57,786 I mean, it's like typical bad relationship stuff, but even weirder. 20 00:00:57,857 --> 00:01:00,382 For instance, there was this one time where Future Max told Liz... 21 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,826 that she needed to break up with the Present Max... 22 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,888 or else the world would end, so she did. 23 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:08,957 But she ended up missing out on all this romantic stuff they would have done... 24 00:01:09,035 --> 00:01:13,404 like eventually eloping and getting married in Las Vegas. 25 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:19,203 Oh, speaking of Las Vegas. Ripped By mstoll 26 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:26,949 - I think we lost them. - Are you sure? 27 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,045 - Not really. - Where's Isabel? 28 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:32,455 She's gone, Michael! Now pull it together, man, or we're gonna be next. 29 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:36,689 Okay, okay. What do they want from us? 30 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,561 We need a plan. Can't fly by the seat of our pants anymore. 31 00:01:39,632 --> 00:01:41,793 They gotta want something! Maybe we can talk to them! 32 00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:43,927 It's time to step it up. Face the demon. 33 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:47,306 No more hiding. 34 00:01:47,373 --> 00:01:49,807 - What are you talking about? - [Thud] 35 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,309 Max! 36 00:01:56,382 --> 00:01:58,942 Maxwell? No. 37 00:01:59,018 --> 00:02:02,920 No, no. No, no. No, please! No! 38 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:05,253 What... 39 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:12,518 [Panting] Ripped By mstoll 40 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,706 - What's going on? - We are leaving is what's goin' on. 41 00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:05,717 You and me... We're getting outta town for a couple days. 42 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:08,185 - What? Why? What's wrong? - I need a road trip. 43 00:03:08,254 --> 00:03:12,122 - I gotta clear out the cobwebs. - What the hell are you talking about? 44 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,389 I'm talking about getting out of this two-bit town for a couple of days and having some fun! 45 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:18,055 Is there something wrong with that? 46 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:20,861 No, there's nothing wrong with that. 47 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:25,169 You wanna tell me what's really going on? 48 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:28,173 Nightmares, Maxwell. I can't shake 'em. I've had 'em every night for two weeks. 49 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:30,903 My brain needs a vacation, because I swear to God... 50 00:03:30,977 --> 00:03:34,242 I am gonna lose it on someone or something, and it's not gonna be pretty. 51 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:37,181 - Okay, we'll take a vacation. - Yeah, today, now. 52 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,514 Let's go outta town today. 53 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,520 But we need a plan. 54 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:44,489 - Screw the plan! Let's just go! - You gotta trust me here. 55 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:47,048 We need a cover story, so no one is looking for us. 56 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:49,993 - So, first, we go to school... - I cannot make it through another day of school. 57 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:54,966 Look, just give me some time to cover our tracks, and we're outta here, okay? 58 00:03:56,135 --> 00:03:58,160 Okay. Okay. Okay. 59 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:05,908 So, where are we going anyway? 60 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:10,439 You're gonna love it. It's a place without rules, without responsibilities. 61 00:04:10,516 --> 00:04:13,451 A place where we can forget our troubles. It's a city of dreams. 62 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:18,079 - Which would be? - Vegas. 63 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:20,216 We're going to Vegas, baby. 64 00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:23,387 ♪♪ [Rock] 65 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:40,445 ♪♪ [Continues] 66 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:04,794 ♪♪ [Ends] 67 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:12,234 You know, you don't have to blow the whole 50 G's on one trip, Michael. 68 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,246 We could take $10,000 and still have a great time. 69 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,248 I don't want the money. Not one thin dime. 70 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,308 Just think about it for a minute. You could use that cash to build your future on. 71 00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:22,320 The money was a bribe. It's tainted. You don't build a future on that. 72 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:24,822 Besides, I think it's haunting me. I wanna get rid of it. 73 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:27,382 - Michael, be reasonable. - I'm not gonna be reasonable! 74 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:31,794 - This isn't a reasonable day in my life. - Okay. Okay. 75 00:05:31,864 --> 00:05:33,855 That's a lot of cash to keep in your locker. 76 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:36,902 I defy the National Guard to open it. 77 00:05:36,969 --> 00:05:38,960 Go ahead and make a plan for our escape, and then let's go. 78 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:41,131 - Go where? - Nowhere. 79 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:44,574 Meet me in the lounge, fifth period. I have a plan. 80 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,313 Where are you going after fifth period? 81 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:50,872 - We're going to Vegas. - "We"? 82 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:53,510 Michael and I. It's really for him. 83 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,747 - He needs a break. - And I don't? 84 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:58,290 Do I have to give you a list of things that I have had to deal with lately? 85 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,986 - No. - Then I'm sure I don't have to stand here and convince you... 86 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,994 that if anybody needs a break, it is your loving sister... 87 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:05,758 who has asked for so little but given so much. 88 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:08,801 - No. - And I'm sure whatever plan you come up with... 89 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:11,234 will work just as easily for three as it will for two, right? 90 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,397 - It will now. - Fabulous. I'll see you in the lounge later. 91 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:18,272 [Spanish] 92 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:21,404 [Responding In Spanish] 93 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:24,781 - What ya readin'? - Vegas, baby. 94 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:27,319 - Oh, you goin'? - Sí. 95 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:30,345 [Spanish Continues] 96 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:36,153 - When? - Fifth period. Max is making plans. 97 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:40,689 - Got any room for one more? - Sorry. Aliens only. You understand. 98 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:45,329 Put a quarter on red for me. 99 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:49,999 ¿Pepe, qué pasa? 100 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,010 Hmm. Detención. 101 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:54,911 [Spanish] 102 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:57,108 [Responding In Spanish] 103 00:06:57,183 --> 00:06:59,117 Triple it or die. 104 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:01,813 Hey, even though you held out on me... 105 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:04,789 I'll cover with my dad in exchange for a dime on black. 106 00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:08,088 - Did somebody step on your head in gym? - Knock it off. 107 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,857 I'm talking about your Martians-only field trip to Vegas. 108 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,956 I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm not going to Las Vegas. 109 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:16,399 Oh! Maybe it's a surprise. 110 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:19,802 - Max and Michael are organizing the whole thing. - Really? Where did you hear that? 111 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:22,170 - You can't come. - Why? 112 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:24,436 Because things are gonna happen that the faint of heart shouldn't see. 113 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:28,139 Oh, please. Besides, how are you paying for this trip anyway? 114 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:31,240 - The Dupree money. - That's $50,000, Michael. 115 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:34,115 - Yeah, and I'm gonna spend every cent of it. - Oh, really. 116 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:37,645 - Okay, where are you staying? - I got a double at the Clean 'n' Cheap. 117 00:07:37,723 --> 00:07:40,658 - All right. How about food? - There are some buffets I wanna check out. 118 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:43,718 Okay, you're up to about $37. What else? 119 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:48,628 Come on. Nobody can spend money like I can spend money. 120 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:53,070 - You need me on this trip, Michael. - All right, tag along. 121 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:55,903 But you're coming in a completely professional capacity only. 122 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,307 This isn't some kissy-kissy romantic retreat. 123 00:07:58,377 --> 00:08:00,902 - I got stuff to do. - Thank you. Thank you. 124 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:06,447 And don't go telling everybody. Let's keep this low profile. 125 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:09,079 Seriously. 126 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,323 I've booked a suite at the Bali Hai Hotel and Casino. 127 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:20,092 Amenities include marble statuary... 128 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:23,033 world-class shopping and lighted tennis courts. 129 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:26,230 Vegas just isn't my idea of fun. 130 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:28,273 - The pool has a waterslide. - I'm sorry. 131 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:32,107 In the shape of a giant flamingo. Please come with me to Vegas. 132 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:36,137 Michael's gonna be off doing some dumb guy thing, and I really need a gal pal. 133 00:08:36,215 --> 00:08:38,149 - No. - Please. 134 00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:43,314 Maria, the reason I'm not going to Vegas is because I was married there. 135 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:45,380 - What? - Yes. 136 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,392 When Future Max came, he told me. 137 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,428 We got married at the Elvis Chapel... 138 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:51,793 and it was the most romantic night of our lives. 139 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:55,766 So, basically, I don't want to go to Vegas, ever. 140 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:59,066 All right. You know what? There is a lesson to be learned here. 141 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:02,733 What happened between you and Max is unspeakably intense... 142 00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:06,403 but the marriage thing never actually really happened. 143 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:10,313 You've gotta let go of that. You've gotta create your own memories. 144 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:13,944 - And that's what we're gonna do in Vegas with Michael's money. - [Chuckles] 145 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,989 Oh, I love the smell of formaldehyde in the morning. 146 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:19,490 Alex, pop quiz. If you're given the choice... 147 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,119 would your rather "A," dissect pig babies... 148 00:09:22,194 --> 00:09:24,128 - Embryos. - Or "B"... 149 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:27,165 take an all-expense-paid trip to Vegas? 150 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:30,634 - When do we leave? - Today, after fifth period. 151 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:33,035 Come on, Liz. All the cool kids are doing it. 152 00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:36,973 I would really appreciate it if you would respect my decision. 153 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,534 - ♪♪ [Singing] - Maria. 154 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:42,843 - ♪♪ [Continues] - Maria. 155 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,713 ♪♪ [Continues] 156 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:49,186 Michael, hey, I hope you don't mind... 157 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,348 but I invited Kyle on our trip to Vegas... 158 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,358 you know, because he's been a really stand-up guy... 159 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,725 and he did technically save the world from the crystals and everything. 160 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:59,458 - Our trip? - Yeah. And I wanted to let you know... 161 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:02,660 that when I first moved to town, I felt like a complete outsider. 162 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,862 You know, no friends, barely any family. 163 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,428 But you've really helped me feel welcome. 164 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:09,440 And this trip, you know, wow! 165 00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:12,068 It's just so great of you to organize it for us all. 166 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:17,104 We could all use some time away. Plus I've always wanted to go to Vegas! 167 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:21,051 [Squeals] So, can I tell Kyle it's okay? 168 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,213 Sure. I'm glad to have him. 169 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,224 - And you, by the way. - Thank you! 170 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:33,863 ♪♪ [Humming] 171 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:36,493 ♪♪ [Singing] 172 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:40,232 - ♪♪ [Continues] - [Bell Ringing] 173 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:55,749 - This is low profile? - Don't you love the little hat? 174 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:58,881 [Low Voice] Going somewhere, Mr. Guerin? 175 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,949 - Pretty good Principal Forrester, huh? - Yeah, you're a riot. 176 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,188 What's the plan? 177 00:11:03,262 --> 00:11:08,131 At this very moment, the debate team is leaving for a two-day meet in Santa Fe. 178 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,794 According to this piece of paper, we're going with them. 179 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,100 If anybody asks, our original oratory topic was "Space Travel: 180 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,106 Wave of the Future or Misbegotten Dream?" 181 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,108 Catchy. 182 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:19,940 All right. Let's go. 183 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:22,378 Hey! Do you have room for one more? 184 00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:26,578 Oh, I'm so proud of you. 185 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:29,780 Let's just get out of the halls before someone starts asking questions. 186 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:35,783 No lecturing, no moralizing, no whining about spending the money on the homeless. 187 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,795 This weekend is about fun and debauchery. You got it? 188 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,058 Yes, I know how to have fun. 189 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,397 - Right. - ♪♪ [Man Singing] 190 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,529 ♪♪ [Continues] 191 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:08,556 Here we are. The Presidential Suite. 192 00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:10,822 You got three bedrooms, three baths... 193 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,490 state-of-the-art entertainment system... 194 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,468 six-person Jacuzzi, heated to a toasty 102. 195 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:19,629 Is there anything else I can get you folks? 196 00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:23,607 Uh, thanks. I'll go get you some ice. 197 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,505 [Cackling] 198 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:34,110 - I bet they have towel warmers! - [Girls Laughing] 199 00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:36,120 Let's see about some in-house porno. 200 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:40,887 Hold on. Line up. I.D.'s out. 201 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:44,020 This town has some restrictions about having fun. 202 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,030 I'm gonna fix that. 203 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,999 You are no longer high school students from Roswell, New Mexico. 204 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:51,036 You are of-age party machines. 205 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:59,404 These are your aliases. You will use these aliases for the duration of our trip. 206 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:02,208 - Sound off. - Okay. Harvey Wallbanger. 207 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:05,375 - Pina Colada. - Tom Collins. 208 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:09,046 - Brandy Alexander. - Margarita Salt. 209 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:12,181 - Shirley Temple. - Rob Roy. 210 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,351 - And I'm your host, Dr. Love. - [Laughter] 211 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:23,032 Since I'm sponsoring this operation, you will follow my rules. 212 00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:26,265 Your bank is three grand. The cash is to be spent here. 213 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:29,569 There is no hoarding it. Rule number two... 214 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,576 and this is the biggie... 215 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,578 Rob Roy and Dr. Love run alone. 216 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,614 You see us at a table, you find another one. 217 00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:40,516 If there's no other questions, then go out and clobber the house. 218 00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:43,680 [Laughs] 219 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,583 I was, uh... 220 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,060 I was kind of surprised to see you were down for this kind of trip. 221 00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:53,724 Oh. Oh, well, you know, I could say the same thing to you. 222 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:56,700 Well, I'm only here for Michael. 223 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,760 He's kind of going through something. 224 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,705 - I just wanna keep an eye on him. - Oh. 225 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,708 So this isn't a vacation for you. 226 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,643 - This is the last place I'd wanna take a vacation. - [Laughs] 227 00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:11,081 Yeah, me too. I'm just here for Maria. 228 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,119 Hey, Shirley, didn't you hear the doctor's orders? 229 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,814 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. We were just... 230 00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:18,914 Yep, yep. Cool. Good. Bye. 231 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:21,482 Okay. 232 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,653 Bye. 233 00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:26,323 Oh, she's exhausting. 234 00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:30,164 - This is pretty swanky, huh? - Yeah, it's great. 235 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,261 I mean, time for fun. Pick your poison. 236 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:35,796 - Blackjack, craps, roulette. - Yeah. 237 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,571 Whatever you want. 238 00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:40,805 That's not the spirit I'm looking for, Robby. 239 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,848 Don't worry. Dr. Love will show you the way. 240 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,762 - This is so cool. - What should we do first? 241 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,769 I think we should try and play a game. 242 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:08,637 Okay, I'm set. I just booked a salt scrub at the spa. 243 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,766 Wait. What happened to needing a gal pal? 244 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:14,904 I'll be an hour, tops. Have fun, guys. Bye. 245 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:17,642 All right, ladies, let's just dive in. 246 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,382 Excuse me. Can I see some identification? 247 00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:27,448 Sure. 248 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:34,393 Nice try, girls. The video arcade's that way. 249 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:37,902 - Um, excuse me. We're 21. - And I'm Charo. 250 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:43,306 You know, I'm sure we can find another form of I.D. In here somewhere. 251 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:46,503 We are 17 years old. 252 00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:48,739 Mm-hmm. 253 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,873 Good job. 254 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:55,216 I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. 255 00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:58,713 - Show me how this works. - You put your bet here. 256 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,292 The point is to get 21. A king's worth 10. 257 00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:04,794 So you get another card. 258 00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:07,228 Now you got 16, so another card. 259 00:16:07,298 --> 00:16:10,426 Now you've got 25, and he takes your money away. 260 00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:12,662 Gee, what a great game. Thank you. 261 00:16:12,736 --> 00:16:14,670 I'm sorry. You gotta play more than one hand. 262 00:16:14,738 --> 00:16:18,037 This is math. It's not exactly what I'm looking for on vacation. 263 00:16:18,108 --> 00:16:22,067 This is the gambling capital of the world. What were you looking for? 264 00:16:22,146 --> 00:16:24,740 - I guess I'll know it when I see it. Later. - All right. 265 00:16:24,815 --> 00:16:27,477 She's right, you know. It's math. 266 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,883 More precisely, A.P. Statistics... 267 00:16:29,953 --> 00:16:32,717 which dictates that an all-or-nothing strategy... 268 00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:35,418 has the best chance of beating the house. 269 00:16:38,829 --> 00:16:40,820 That makes no sense. 270 00:16:41,899 --> 00:16:43,958 Hit me. 271 00:16:44,034 --> 00:16:46,662 Hit me. 272 00:16:52,376 --> 00:16:54,606 You took that one in the shorts. 273 00:16:54,678 --> 00:16:57,146 You will never believe what I found in the spa locker room. 274 00:16:57,214 --> 00:16:59,182 Oh, God, my heart hurts. 275 00:16:59,249 --> 00:17:01,114 A booking agent is holding auditions. 276 00:17:01,185 --> 00:17:03,653 Alex, I need the hugest favor from you. 277 00:17:03,721 --> 00:17:06,087 - I need an accompanist. - I play the bass guitar. 278 00:17:06,156 --> 00:17:09,023 No, you could fake it on the piano. It's just simple chord changes. 279 00:17:09,093 --> 00:17:11,220 The first starts off with an "E," and then in the bridge... 280 00:17:11,295 --> 00:17:16,198 Maria, I just lost $3,000! All right? 281 00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:21,533 Alex, I'll... I'll give you $3,000 if you help me just get this gig. Please! 282 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:24,233 - The key was "E," right? - Yes. 283 00:17:24,308 --> 00:17:27,072 - All right. What's the tune? - [Man] Seven out. 284 00:17:30,714 --> 00:17:33,706 Basic rules: Seven or eleven on the first role, you're golden. 285 00:17:33,784 --> 00:17:36,150 Two, three or twelve, you lose your shirt. 286 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:39,348 - We got a first-time roller here. - [Max] No. 287 00:17:39,423 --> 00:17:41,584 You go ahead. I'll just watch. 288 00:17:41,658 --> 00:17:43,592 It'll roll. Trust me, Max. 289 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:45,719 You're gonna love this game. It's fast. It's loud. 290 00:17:45,796 --> 00:17:48,264 It's everything living in Roswell isn't. Here we go. 291 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,335 - [Man] Six. Point six. - Okay. 292 00:17:52,403 --> 00:17:55,531 If I roll a six, we win. If I roll a seven, we go bust up. 293 00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:58,965 Six the hard way. 294 00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:01,010 In for him too. 295 00:18:05,516 --> 00:18:08,679 - [Man] Six hard. Winner. - [People Cheering] 296 00:18:08,752 --> 00:18:11,118 Ooh! Pay the man! 297 00:18:11,188 --> 00:18:13,656 Amazing news. I have an audition! 298 00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:16,215 Just keep with me here, folks. I'm here to win. And I don't see you. 299 00:18:16,293 --> 00:18:19,262 Hello! Don't you know what my dream has been since, like, the beginning of time? 300 00:18:19,329 --> 00:18:23,425 It's to start my singing career in a smoky Vegas supper club. 301 00:18:25,035 --> 00:18:27,560 - Seven! - Sweet! 302 00:18:27,638 --> 00:18:30,163 I'll be up on stage, right, in front of a great band... 303 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,231 and I'll belt out some torch song. 304 00:18:32,309 --> 00:18:34,607 There'll be a spotlight. My makeup will be perfect. 305 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,908 We had an agreement. Beat it. 306 00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:41,679 Are you not listening to me? This could be my big break right now. 307 00:18:41,752 --> 00:18:44,084 Don't you wanna come and, like, cheer me on and be a... 308 00:18:44,154 --> 00:18:49,023 - Seven. Winner. - Oh, the king, ladies and gentlemen! 309 00:18:49,092 --> 00:18:51,026 - Michael! - Maria! 310 00:18:51,094 --> 00:18:53,153 I'm in the middle of something important! 311 00:19:18,822 --> 00:19:21,347 - [Man] Oh! Sorry. - [Woman] Oh, no! 312 00:19:21,425 --> 00:19:25,020 Oh, no, no, no! Please hurry! 313 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:30,199 - Are you okay? - Lord, help me. 314 00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:32,201 Wedding's in a half hour. 315 00:19:32,269 --> 00:19:34,965 My maid of honor gets food poisoning from the breakfast buffet. 316 00:19:35,038 --> 00:19:37,973 And now, some dumb Canadian slams into me with his merlot. 317 00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:41,101 Let me try to help. Here. Thank you. 318 00:19:44,848 --> 00:19:47,373 My mama told me not to elope. 319 00:19:48,886 --> 00:19:53,482 Well, actually, I think we got it out. 320 00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:58,692 Why, honey, aren't you just my good luck charm? 321 00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:01,356 - What's your name? - Brandy. 322 00:20:01,431 --> 00:20:03,365 Brandy. That's pretty. I'm Traci. 323 00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:05,697 - It's so nice to meet you. - You too. 324 00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:10,201 This is my hubby-to-be Glenn and his best man Dave. 325 00:20:10,274 --> 00:20:12,538 Brandy just saved my behind. 326 00:20:12,609 --> 00:20:14,702 - Hi. - Oh. Hi. 327 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:17,008 It's nice to meet you. 328 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,981 - Hello. - Hi. 329 00:20:20,050 --> 00:20:22,075 - [Traci] How's April? - Hmm? 330 00:20:22,152 --> 00:20:24,086 Wishing she'd never tried the crab omelet. 331 00:20:24,154 --> 00:20:27,555 Oh, perfect. What am I gonna do now? 332 00:20:28,859 --> 00:20:31,726 Maybe Brandy's free for a couple hours. 333 00:20:32,996 --> 00:20:35,487 [Traci] Oh, brilliant, Dave. 334 00:20:35,566 --> 00:20:38,091 Brandy, will you be my maid of honor? 335 00:20:38,168 --> 00:20:40,602 [Laughs] 336 00:20:40,671 --> 00:20:42,730 Sure. 337 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:45,331 Okay, blondie, you're up. 338 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,708 ♪♪ [Singing] 339 00:21:00,324 --> 00:21:02,622 ♪♪ [Continues] 340 00:21:20,611 --> 00:21:23,603 ♪♪ [Ends] 341 00:21:27,351 --> 00:21:30,878 Honey, you got some set of pipes. 342 00:21:30,954 --> 00:21:32,888 [Laughs] Well, I um... 343 00:21:32,956 --> 00:21:36,653 - No, I was truly moved. - Thank you. 344 00:21:36,727 --> 00:21:38,957 No, no, no, thank you. 345 00:21:39,029 --> 00:21:41,554 Now, uh, take off your clothes. 346 00:21:41,632 --> 00:21:46,763 Hey! Hey, who do you think you are? You treat her like a lady. 347 00:21:46,837 --> 00:21:50,739 I'll treat her like a stripping lady, 'cause that's what she's auditioning for. 348 00:21:51,842 --> 00:21:54,743 Give me this flyer. 349 00:21:54,811 --> 00:21:57,371 "New talent. Big money." 350 00:21:57,447 --> 00:21:59,312 Oh! 351 00:21:59,383 --> 00:22:01,317 "B.Y.O. G-string." 352 00:22:04,321 --> 00:22:07,484 Dr. Love says give it up for 10 the hard way! 353 00:22:07,557 --> 00:22:09,821 [All Cheering] 354 00:22:12,029 --> 00:22:14,224 - You're cheating. - Wanna say that a little louder? 355 00:22:14,297 --> 00:22:16,561 I don't think the pit boss heard you. 356 00:22:18,835 --> 00:22:21,599 This isn't right... using your powers like this. 357 00:22:21,672 --> 00:22:24,573 - Thanks for the sermon, Dad. - It's not why we came here. 358 00:22:24,641 --> 00:22:26,768 No, we came here to have fun, which is exactly what I'm doing. 359 00:22:26,843 --> 00:22:32,281 Why don't you just sit back and stop acting like Little Sally and let me roll these dice? 360 00:22:34,685 --> 00:22:36,619 Folks, this is the fourth set of dice they've given me. 361 00:22:36,687 --> 00:22:39,520 But when you got the hot hand, you got the hot hand. 362 00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,789 [All Cheering] 363 00:22:42,859 --> 00:22:45,828 Yeah! 364 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:53,028 I feel an eight coming on. 365 00:22:53,103 --> 00:22:55,469 - Michael, he knows. - He doesn't know anything. 366 00:22:55,539 --> 00:22:58,235 What's he gonna say... I'm using my mysterious alien powers? 367 00:23:03,413 --> 00:23:05,904 [Crowd Cheering] 368 00:23:08,185 --> 00:23:11,154 - This table is closed. - [Crowd Grumbling] 369 00:23:11,221 --> 00:23:13,155 - What's this crap? - You're done. 370 00:23:13,223 --> 00:23:15,589 My advice is take your winnings and move on down the strip. 371 00:23:15,659 --> 00:23:17,593 - We will. - The hell we will. 372 00:23:17,661 --> 00:23:19,595 I'm here to gamble. 373 00:23:19,663 --> 00:23:21,824 There's another table over here. 374 00:23:21,898 --> 00:23:24,423 - Listen, punk... - Punk! 375 00:23:24,501 --> 00:23:27,493 - [Crowd Clamoring] - Let's go! 376 00:23:27,571 --> 00:23:30,563 - Move it! - [Man Shouting] 377 00:23:37,948 --> 00:23:39,745 ♪♪ [Rock] 378 00:23:39,816 --> 00:23:42,717 You know what it is? It's because we're small. 379 00:23:42,786 --> 00:23:46,415 If we weren't so damn short, he would have totally bought that we're 21. 380 00:23:46,490 --> 00:23:49,323 So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna mind-warp the security guard... 381 00:23:49,392 --> 00:23:51,553 make him think that we're, like, five foot ten... 382 00:23:51,628 --> 00:23:53,562 and then we'll just go and sit down. 383 00:23:53,630 --> 00:23:56,599 Tess, I'm fine here in the arcade. 384 00:23:56,666 --> 00:23:59,533 - Oh. - Great. 385 00:23:59,603 --> 00:24:02,538 Stuck in the party capital of the world with Liz Parker. 386 00:24:04,407 --> 00:24:06,932 No... Or if we're feeling dangerous... 387 00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:11,743 we could always challenge a couple of eight-year-old boys to foosball... 388 00:24:11,815 --> 00:24:13,749 or go to the Ice Capades. 389 00:24:13,817 --> 00:24:16,581 For your information, I didn't wanna come to Vegas in the first place. 390 00:24:16,653 --> 00:24:19,349 I knew that this was gonna be the most miserable trip of my life. 391 00:24:19,422 --> 00:24:23,051 I knew it, but I didn't listen to my instincts. 392 00:24:23,126 --> 00:24:27,927 And by the way, Tess, I don't enjoy being stuck here with you either. 393 00:24:29,432 --> 00:24:32,128 - Fine. - Good. 394 00:24:32,202 --> 00:24:34,796 [Mechanical Whine] 395 00:24:36,373 --> 00:24:39,706 - Oh, almost forgot. Bye! - Oh! [Chuckling] 396 00:24:39,776 --> 00:24:42,404 - Thanks for everything, Brandy. - No problem. 397 00:24:44,781 --> 00:24:47,249 - Do I have to ask? - That was Traci and Glenn. 398 00:24:47,317 --> 00:24:49,251 They just got married, and I was their maid of honor. 399 00:24:49,319 --> 00:24:51,617 Who's that? 400 00:24:51,688 --> 00:24:55,124 That's Dave. Cake? 401 00:24:56,993 --> 00:24:59,291 - [Sighs] - [Clears Throat] 402 00:24:59,362 --> 00:25:01,353 - Well. - Oh. 403 00:25:01,431 --> 00:25:03,695 For the wedding album? 404 00:25:03,767 --> 00:25:05,758 - [Shutter Clicks] - [Phone Ringing] 405 00:25:13,210 --> 00:25:15,144 Honeymoon suite. Margarita speaking. 406 00:25:15,212 --> 00:25:17,510 - Maria, it's me. - Me who? 407 00:25:17,581 --> 00:25:20,948 - Yeah. Funny. - Do you wanna know where I was tonight? 408 00:25:21,017 --> 00:25:24,453 I was auditioning to be a stripper. 409 00:25:24,521 --> 00:25:27,422 - Little innocent me. - You get the job? 410 00:25:27,490 --> 00:25:31,085 Do you not even care? This wouldn't have happened had you been with me. 411 00:25:31,161 --> 00:25:34,597 - Is there someone else there I can talk to? - We are talking. 412 00:25:34,664 --> 00:25:36,655 No... I can't. I'm in jail with Max. 413 00:25:36,733 --> 00:25:39,759 So what you need to do is shut your trap, get down here and bail us out. 414 00:25:39,836 --> 00:25:44,034 Wait a minute. If you're in jail, then that means this is your only phone call. 415 00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:45,768 Exactly. 416 00:25:50,714 --> 00:25:53,080 Doesn't Buddhism disapprove of gambling? 417 00:25:53,149 --> 00:25:55,242 Actually, it was Buddha himself who first coined the phrase: 418 00:25:55,318 --> 00:25:58,754 [Quoting Lyrics About Gambling] 419 00:25:58,822 --> 00:26:03,623 Well, yours is obviously a deep and abiding spiritual faith. 420 00:26:03,693 --> 00:26:06,821 - All right, boys, cash out. - You're just gonna have to back off. 421 00:26:06,897 --> 00:26:09,195 Yeah. Grasshopper's on a roll, baby. 422 00:26:09,266 --> 00:26:12,861 I gotta bail Max and, if there's enough money, Michael out of jail. 423 00:26:12,936 --> 00:26:14,961 My winnings. My money. Go away. 424 00:26:15,038 --> 00:26:18,303 He's, um... He's in Gamblers Anonymous. I'm his sponsor. 425 00:26:18,375 --> 00:26:21,469 Could you please help keep this lost poor soul... 426 00:26:21,544 --> 00:26:23,705 from further traveling down the path of destruction? 427 00:26:23,780 --> 00:26:27,045 I'm sorry, sir. That's, uh, casino policy. 428 00:26:29,085 --> 00:26:31,553 - Thanks, Maria. - Thank your higher power. 429 00:26:39,229 --> 00:26:41,720 ♪♪ [Jazz] 430 00:26:41,798 --> 00:26:45,894 You must be a pretty high roller to afford a place like this. 431 00:26:45,969 --> 00:26:47,960 - It's a friend's. - Oh. 432 00:26:48,038 --> 00:26:50,529 - Is your friend a Kennedy or something? - [Chuckles] 433 00:26:50,607 --> 00:26:52,598 - More like a prince. - Oh. 434 00:26:58,715 --> 00:27:01,946 I tell ya... this has been great. 435 00:27:02,018 --> 00:27:05,215 A free trip, a free tux. 436 00:27:05,288 --> 00:27:09,019 Slow dancing with a beautiful girl in a penthouse suite. 437 00:27:10,026 --> 00:27:13,484 - You're easy to please. - You're not? 438 00:27:13,563 --> 00:27:15,497 You're way ahead of the game, Dave. 439 00:27:15,565 --> 00:27:19,194 Do you really wanna risk it all with any more of your insightful questions? 440 00:27:19,269 --> 00:27:24,036 [Laughs] Well, first I have to get my sisters to work on some new material. 441 00:27:24,107 --> 00:27:26,302 I think you're doing pretty good on your own. 442 00:27:26,376 --> 00:27:29,368 ♪♪ [Woman Singing, Indistinct] 443 00:27:37,687 --> 00:27:40,918 May I suggest a change of venue? 444 00:27:40,991 --> 00:27:43,892 What did you have in mind? 445 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,326 I have a hotel room up the strip. 446 00:27:47,564 --> 00:27:49,498 This is a hotel room. 447 00:27:50,834 --> 00:27:52,825 I was thinking of something a little more private. 448 00:27:54,304 --> 00:27:56,602 Well, I'll have to think about that. 449 00:27:56,673 --> 00:27:59,665 ♪♪ [Continues] 450 00:28:12,655 --> 00:28:15,055 Okay. I thought about it. 451 00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:17,116 Let's go. 452 00:28:22,732 --> 00:28:26,361 [Man] Don't I get my call? My call! 453 00:28:26,436 --> 00:28:30,167 - Are we having fun yet? - No thanks to you. 454 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,208 Hey, this isn't my fault. 455 00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:35,438 - If you hadn't been showing off... - Here we go, another lecture. 456 00:28:35,512 --> 00:28:38,140 Hey, everybody, gather around your cell doors... 457 00:28:38,214 --> 00:28:40,148 cause Max here, he's gonna give another lecture! 458 00:28:40,216 --> 00:28:42,150 - [Man] Shut up! - What is with you? 459 00:28:42,218 --> 00:28:46,348 What's with me? Not you, man. Definitely not you. 460 00:28:46,423 --> 00:28:50,052 What is that supposed to mean? The only reason I came on this trip was for you. 461 00:28:50,126 --> 00:28:53,323 Yeah, out of the goodness of your big, fat bleeding heart... 462 00:28:53,396 --> 00:28:55,489 you skipped out on sixth period and you went to Vegas... 463 00:28:55,565 --> 00:28:57,965 for poor screwed-up Michael. 464 00:28:58,034 --> 00:29:00,969 - Yeah, big hand, Max. - [Scoffs] 465 00:29:01,037 --> 00:29:04,529 Whatever. You're talking to yourself now, Michael. I'm done. 466 00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:07,476 And I'm talking to myself. 467 00:29:07,544 --> 00:29:11,503 Gee, Michael, why'd you want to go to Vegas with Max in the first place? 468 00:29:11,581 --> 00:29:14,243 It sounds like a really stupid idea. 469 00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:17,150 No, see, you don't get it. Max and I, we're guys. 470 00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:19,984 Sometimes guys just like to go out and tear it up for no good reason. 471 00:29:20,056 --> 00:29:24,049 But Michael, Max is no fun. 472 00:29:24,127 --> 00:29:26,391 He's a straight arrow. He's a responsible guy. 473 00:29:26,463 --> 00:29:30,900 - I'm here, aren't I? - This is a private conversation. 474 00:29:32,802 --> 00:29:34,770 As I was saying, Michael, it's like this. 475 00:29:34,838 --> 00:29:37,773 Max and I, we used to be tight. We grew up together. 476 00:29:37,841 --> 00:29:41,333 It's no big deal that we can go out and have fun for a couple days. 477 00:29:41,411 --> 00:29:44,403 - We used to be friends. - Oh, give me a break! 478 00:29:45,882 --> 00:29:47,816 This isn't about friendship. 479 00:29:47,884 --> 00:29:50,011 This is about your irresponsible, reckless behavior! 480 00:29:50,086 --> 00:29:53,055 I've been going through some heavy stuff the last couple weeks! 481 00:29:53,123 --> 00:29:56,456 - In case you missed it, I got shot! - I know! I healed you! 482 00:29:56,526 --> 00:30:00,223 You put your hand over my shoulder and did your little trick like a robot. 483 00:30:00,296 --> 00:30:02,230 You're a machine, Max. 484 00:30:02,298 --> 00:30:04,926 You wouldn't know the first thing it takes to heal me. 485 00:30:05,001 --> 00:30:06,992 To really heal me. 486 00:30:24,954 --> 00:30:27,354 [TV: Indistinct] 487 00:30:27,423 --> 00:30:29,414 Yeah. When's the next flight to Roswell? 488 00:30:30,693 --> 00:30:33,389 Nothing sooner than that? 489 00:30:35,899 --> 00:30:38,265 Michael, make him stay. 490 00:30:40,837 --> 00:30:43,135 No, no, no. Wait, wait. Please don't go. 491 00:30:43,206 --> 00:30:46,505 I'm blowing the rest of Michael's cash on a beautiful, expensive dinner. 492 00:30:46,576 --> 00:30:49,704 - I've even taken care of what everyone's wearing. - He's not invited anymore. 493 00:30:51,214 --> 00:30:53,205 Thanks, but I'm just gonna go home. 494 00:30:57,954 --> 00:31:00,184 Finally, my vacation can begin. 495 00:31:13,002 --> 00:31:15,527 - Not bad. - Oh. 496 00:31:15,605 --> 00:31:18,005 Well, yeah, after six hours and a thousand quarters... 497 00:31:18,074 --> 00:31:20,133 you sort of get a rhythm going. 498 00:31:21,144 --> 00:31:24,113 Yeah, I heard you were down here. 499 00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:27,616 - I just want to let you know I'm leaving. - Oh. 500 00:31:27,684 --> 00:31:30,983 - Is everything okay? - Yeah. 501 00:31:31,054 --> 00:31:35,855 Yeah, it's just... Vegas. Kind of makes my skin crawl. 502 00:31:35,925 --> 00:31:38,416 [Chuckles] Yeah. 503 00:31:42,298 --> 00:31:45,324 I mean, who would ever wanna get married in an Elvis Chapel, right? 504 00:31:47,237 --> 00:31:51,401 [Laughs] Not me. Not in this lifetime. 505 00:31:53,176 --> 00:31:55,167 Oh, yeah. 506 00:31:58,147 --> 00:32:00,081 Well, I got a plane to catch, so... 507 00:32:01,718 --> 00:32:03,879 Yeah, right. 508 00:32:05,054 --> 00:32:07,352 See you in Roswell, Liz. 509 00:32:07,423 --> 00:32:09,414 Yeah. 510 00:32:53,001 --> 00:32:55,993 ♪♪ [Jazz] 511 00:33:12,454 --> 00:33:14,649 Now, this is the Vegas I love. 512 00:33:14,723 --> 00:33:16,953 All right. Smile, beautiful people. 513 00:33:17,025 --> 00:33:20,461 - Oh. Come here. - [Chuckling] 514 00:33:20,528 --> 00:33:22,826 Yeah. There we go. 515 00:33:24,799 --> 00:33:27,666 You clean up nice, spaceboy. 516 00:33:29,204 --> 00:33:31,172 I'm sorry that he didn't make it. 517 00:33:31,239 --> 00:33:33,605 Why? I'm not. 518 00:33:33,675 --> 00:33:36,701 I'm thinking a cheeseburger would go down nice right now. 519 00:33:36,778 --> 00:33:38,973 - You had lobster. - But I'm still hungry. 520 00:33:39,047 --> 00:33:41,038 I'm gonna go hit the fast-food joint across the street. 521 00:33:41,116 --> 00:33:43,107 Green, please. 522 00:33:45,053 --> 00:33:47,453 Thanks. 523 00:33:49,057 --> 00:33:50,991 A cheeseburger. Why do I even try? 524 00:33:51,059 --> 00:33:53,459 - Well, at least he wore a tie. - Liz, I'm worried. 525 00:33:53,528 --> 00:33:55,519 I plan on being a worldly woman. 526 00:33:55,597 --> 00:33:57,622 How can I be when Michael is trapped... 527 00:33:57,699 --> 00:34:00,793 in the world of armpit farts and PlayStation? 528 00:34:00,869 --> 00:34:03,303 - He's just so... - ♪♪ [Drumroll] 529 00:34:05,206 --> 00:34:08,698 Ladies and gentlemen, tonight you're in for a rare treat. 530 00:34:08,777 --> 00:34:11,075 A dream coming true. 531 00:34:11,146 --> 00:34:14,240 You're gonna love listening to this performer. 532 00:34:14,316 --> 00:34:18,377 And even though she'll never believe me, I love listening to her too. 533 00:34:18,453 --> 00:34:22,719 Please welcome to the stage Miss Margarita Salt. 534 00:34:32,767 --> 00:34:34,860 You know this one, right? 535 00:34:34,936 --> 00:34:36,699 ♪♪ [Piano] 536 00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:43,905 ♪♪ [Singing Ballad] 537 00:34:55,890 --> 00:34:57,915 ♪♪ [Continues] 538 00:35:09,804 --> 00:35:11,863 We're dancing. 539 00:35:20,348 --> 00:35:24,808 - ♪♪ [Continues] - There we go. 540 00:35:27,088 --> 00:35:30,854 I thought, uh, you had other plans. 541 00:35:30,925 --> 00:35:34,452 - I thought I did too. - [Shutter Clicking] 542 00:35:34,529 --> 00:35:38,863 I don't get it. He was exactly what I was looking for from this town... 543 00:35:38,933 --> 00:35:40,867 a good-looking smart-ass that... 544 00:35:40,935 --> 00:35:43,403 I could just chew up and spit back out, you know? 545 00:35:43,471 --> 00:35:45,598 But? 546 00:35:46,908 --> 00:35:52,141 But he went to get some ice, and I went to get a cab. 547 00:35:52,213 --> 00:35:56,309 [Sighs] And, so, here I am... 548 00:35:56,384 --> 00:35:58,375 alone again. 549 00:36:00,055 --> 00:36:02,148 God, I must be the biggest freak on the planet. 550 00:36:02,223 --> 00:36:04,418 Well, I'm sorry, but that's just not true. 551 00:36:08,730 --> 00:36:10,789 When you're ready for it, you'll find someone... 552 00:36:10,865 --> 00:36:13,493 and you'll make him the happiest man ever. 553 00:36:17,739 --> 00:36:19,969 Would you like to dance? 554 00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:22,771 I'd love to. 555 00:36:56,411 --> 00:36:59,107 I thought you'd be at the airport by now. 556 00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:04,948 I was on my way, and then I had this weird moment. 557 00:37:05,019 --> 00:37:07,419 What do you mean? 558 00:37:07,489 --> 00:37:10,720 I saw this vision. 559 00:37:10,792 --> 00:37:15,195 You and me jumping out of a cab... 560 00:37:15,263 --> 00:37:17,663 like we'd just been married in Vegas. 561 00:37:20,201 --> 00:37:22,499 That's weird. 562 00:37:22,570 --> 00:37:24,561 Yeah. 563 00:37:26,441 --> 00:37:29,035 It was like this... 564 00:37:29,110 --> 00:37:31,840 this memory flash of something that really happened. 565 00:37:34,749 --> 00:37:38,082 - [Mutters] - Max... 566 00:37:39,687 --> 00:37:42,383 Uh, Max... 567 00:37:45,059 --> 00:37:47,619 ♪♪ [Ends] 568 00:37:51,266 --> 00:37:53,894 - [Applause Continues] - [No Audible Dialogue] 569 00:38:04,045 --> 00:38:06,036 [Girls Chuckling] 570 00:38:21,362 --> 00:38:25,355 At 3:30 yesterday afternoon, Vice Principal McClure contacted me. 571 00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:28,425 Apparently my son didn't show up for detention. 572 00:38:29,571 --> 00:38:31,801 News to me. 573 00:38:31,873 --> 00:38:34,137 So I called some of Kyle's friends. 574 00:38:35,143 --> 00:38:37,771 Nobody knew where he was. 575 00:38:37,845 --> 00:38:39,779 I made a few other inquires... 576 00:38:39,847 --> 00:38:42,645 without alarming any of your parents. 577 00:38:42,717 --> 00:38:45,277 I deduced that you were all missing. 578 00:38:46,521 --> 00:38:49,149 By 4:30, I was in a panic! 579 00:38:50,858 --> 00:38:54,988 Maybe it was a mass kidnapping or an invasion! 580 00:38:55,063 --> 00:38:57,122 I knew you guys had to be in some kind of trouble... 581 00:38:57,198 --> 00:39:01,328 because there was no way that you'd just take off without telling me! 582 00:39:03,238 --> 00:39:05,331 We just took a little vacation. 583 00:39:05,406 --> 00:39:08,432 - It was like spring break. - [Chuckles] 584 00:39:10,445 --> 00:39:13,642 So you skipped school. 585 00:39:13,715 --> 00:39:19,517 Missing class is excusable if it involves saving a planet. 586 00:39:19,587 --> 00:39:22,784 Yours, mine, any other. 587 00:39:22,857 --> 00:39:28,727 It is not acceptable if it is done in the name of underage gambling! 588 00:39:30,131 --> 00:39:32,861 Is that clear? 589 00:39:34,736 --> 00:39:37,000 Each one of your parents is gonna hear from me later today. 590 00:39:37,071 --> 00:39:41,064 I expect you back in Roswell this afternoon. Kyle, get in the car. 591 00:39:41,142 --> 00:39:43,906 - I was up 1,600. - Now! 592 00:39:51,152 --> 00:39:53,086 [Scoffs] 593 00:39:53,154 --> 00:39:56,123 - I'm glad I'm an orphan. - Yeah, me too. 594 00:39:56,190 --> 00:39:59,421 [Valenti] Tess, don't make me come back in there! 595 00:40:01,896 --> 00:40:04,694 [Clears Throat] 596 00:40:04,766 --> 00:40:07,098 Are you, uh, tired? 597 00:40:25,386 --> 00:40:27,377 That's the last of it. 598 00:40:29,123 --> 00:40:32,115 You were, uh... You were right. 599 00:40:33,494 --> 00:40:35,962 I do act like a machine sometimes. 600 00:40:36,030 --> 00:40:38,430 Forget it. I probably said too much. 601 00:40:38,499 --> 00:40:40,797 No, it's all right. It's, uh... 602 00:40:40,868 --> 00:40:42,859 It's something I needed to hear. 603 00:40:44,839 --> 00:40:48,434 You needed a friend and, uh, you got a chaperone. 604 00:40:51,179 --> 00:40:53,170 I'm sorry. 605 00:40:54,816 --> 00:40:58,547 I guess I feel so responsible for you... 606 00:40:58,619 --> 00:41:03,488 and... and Isabel and even Tess. 607 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:10,563 Sometimes I let that get in the way of letting you all know how much... 608 00:41:10,631 --> 00:41:12,565 how much you mean to me. 609 00:41:15,470 --> 00:41:17,461 But without you, I'd, uh... 610 00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:23,270 I'd be lost, Michael. 611 00:41:27,782 --> 00:41:29,943 Whoever sent us down here was smart. 612 00:41:31,319 --> 00:41:33,810 You know why? 613 00:41:33,888 --> 00:41:37,756 Because they sent us together. And as long as we stick together... 614 00:41:37,825 --> 00:41:39,952 - we're gonna make it. - ♪♪ [Man Singing] 615 00:41:44,866 --> 00:41:48,063 Still got a couple hours to kill before the flight home. 616 00:41:48,136 --> 00:41:50,798 No money. 617 00:41:50,872 --> 00:41:52,863 So what do you wanna do? 618 00:41:52,940 --> 00:41:55,966 I don't know. I got a couple dozen DVD's back in the hotel room. 619 00:41:56,043 --> 00:41:59,137 - Yeah? - Braveheart? 620 00:41:59,213 --> 00:42:01,477 How many times can you watch that thing? 621 00:42:01,549 --> 00:42:04,313 I'm still trying to get an accurate body count. 622 00:42:04,385 --> 00:42:06,649 I get up to about 220 and I lose track. 623 00:42:06,721 --> 00:42:12,713 ♪♪ [Continues] Ripped By mstoll 624 00:42:15,396 --> 00:42:17,387 ♪♪ [Ends] 51356

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