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♪ Upbeat music playing ♪
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♪ Ya gotta work ♪
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KIM: Previously on
The Kardashians...
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- ♪ Gotta strut, girl ♪
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- Love, love.
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I'm creative directing the Spring
2023 Dolce & Gabbana fashion show.
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DOMENICO DOLCE: Okay, sexy.
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- I'm really nervous to give notes
in front of Dolce and Gabbana
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'cause they're the legends.
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Good with the silver boot?
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- Brava, Kim.
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- I am such a setter upper.
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You're never gonna guess who I
invited to sit next to Khloé.
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The actor Michele Morrone.
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Let's set this up that Khloé
falls in love in Milan.
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TRACY ROMULUS: But she has no idea.
- But she has no idea.
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- Yeah, I didn't
know I lost my mojo.
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Hey, we need to find
that [bleep] somewhere.
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- Oh, boy.
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- Kourt.
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- She's mad at me? About what?
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- She's mad that I'm
doing the Dolce thing.
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Everyone has their own truth of
how they think something happened.
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To Kourtney!
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To the diva of all divas.
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♪
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♪ Upbeat Italian music playing ♪
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NATALIE HALCRO: I feel like
we've had the craziest day today.
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- I am so tired.
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Like, that long
day, I'm delirious.
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The past few days
have been exhausting.
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My stylist forgot her passport.
- Oh.
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- We're missing a lot
of the '90s stuff.
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- Next model.
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- I think no glasses.
- It's beautiful, this.
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KIM: We probably have
35 looks right now,
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and we are gonna work all through
the night to get to about 80.
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Everything we've been working so
hard for is happening tomorrow,
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and I couldn't do it without
everyone that's here.
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- You missed it earlier
today. KIM: What?
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NATALIE: Oh, you've missed a
lot. TRACY: You missed a lot.
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- I haven't looked at my phone.
TRACY: Khloé was screaming,
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"Mayday, mayday! 911,"
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on the group chat this
afternoon. You know why?
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- Why? TRACY:
You're gonna die.
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She walked into the
elevator and saw a hot guy,
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and she said to him, "Hi, baby."
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He's like, "Hey."
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- He asked where she's
staying or something
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'cause he didn't know
why she was at the hotel.
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TRACY: Right.
- And then he said his room number.
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"I'm here at three
blah, blah, blah."
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And she's like, "That's
right across from me."
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TRACY: Like, literally, next
door to each other. It is.
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- You see a babe and he's on the same
floor as you? TRACY: Listen, I have not...
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KIM: Right across from you at the end of the hall...
- Like, how?
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- And there's only two doors,
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and... I'd die. TRACY: Yeah.
Okay, so then, I was like,
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"Khloé, we have to invite him
to the Dolce & Gabbana party.
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Let's slip an invite
under his door."
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KIM: Oh, my God.
- Wait, Mom, Mom.
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KIM: What?
- We should, we should make a note
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about, um, saying it's from him,
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and hang it on Koko's door.
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We're like, we're like, we're like, we're like...
- Oh, my God, we actually should.
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- "Hey, can we go on a date?"
[giggles]
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- "Could we go..." Yes,
let's actually do it!
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Wait, wait, you
have to write it.
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NORTH: No, we should be like...
KIM: No, 'cause that's too obvious.
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Okay, say... Let's tell
her what to write. Okay.
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Say, "Hi, Khloé."
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TRACY: Say, "Knock on my door
two times..." NORTH: Yeah.
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- "If you, if you wanna go on a date."
TRACY: "Do you wanna go on a date?"
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- I just hope Khloé
doesn't get pissed off.
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We just want her to
have a good time.
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'Kay, guys, let's go.
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- Prank of the season.
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NATALIE: You better hurry up in case they come back.
- Okay.
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TRACY: Yeah, what
if they come back?
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[crosstalk] [laughter]
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NORTH: Guys, be quiet, what if people are asleep?
- Shh. Shh.
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KIM: We're just
going up one floor.
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You're the best prankster.
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TRACY: Wait, she's
gonna kill you, North.
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- Twenty-one, okay.
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TRACY: They're on
their way back.
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NORTH: Wait, wait, where is
it? TRACY: Is this the room?
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- [whispers] That's his room.
TRACY [whispers]: That's his room.
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- Okay, this is three.
Look-it, see this big thing?
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NORTH [whispers]:
Let's knock two times.
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[crosstalk]
- [whispers] No, no, no. Don't. No.
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No, guys. [all laughing]
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- Oh, my God, thank God we
don't need a key for here.
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Mission accomplished, ladies. OLIVIA
PIERSON: Accomplished. Woo-hoo!
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♪
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- Hi, how are you? Kourtney.
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This is Reign.
[indistinct chatter]
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[person laughs]
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KOURTNEY: Tonight is the opening of
Crossroads restaurant in Calabasas,
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which Travis is one of
the founding owners.
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[all cheering]
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KOURTNEY: Hi,
guys. How are you?
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And it's just a vibe,
and there's a cool bar.
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And they're gonna have
matcha margaritas,
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which is really exciting.
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And I'm so excited to have a good
restaurant to go to in Calabasas.
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- Hello, how are you?
HOST: Good, how are you?
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- Good.
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- Thank you. REIGN: Mom,
can we do an arm wrestle?
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- Yep.
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- What do you guys think?
PERSON: He's busy right now.
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- It's wild, right?
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HOST: Your server will
be with you shortly.
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- Thank you.
ATIANA: Thank you.
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- It's gonna be a game
changer. It's crazy.
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KOURTNEY: We are here
with Reign and Penelope,
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Atiana, Alabama, and friends.
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- That is my family.
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- Travis! CARL DAWSON: Wait,
T-Dawg, what's the green thing?
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- Okay. Three, two, one.
- Can you camera us?
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- Harder.
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[exhales] Ah. You
got me, you got me.
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KOURTNEY: It's really
cool that Travis
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made this lifestyle choice,
15 years ago, to be vegan,
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and then has gone on to
open these restaurants
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with his friend and chef, Tal.
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I heard you've been eating
crayons... and paper at school.
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ATIANA: Reign, that's crazy.
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- Is that true?
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- So what's your
teacher talking about?
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- She's a liar.
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[laughing] KOURTNEY:
Oh, my God.
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- I'm like, what?
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- Oh my gosh.
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[restaurant chatter]
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LORRAINE SCHWARTZ [on
phone]: Hey. TRAVIS: Hi.
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LORRAINE: Hi. So, I was expecting
two more stones from Europe today,
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but they're stuck in customs.
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They should be there
by the morning in LA.
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- Okay... okay.
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Our anniversary's Monday, so we're,
we're goin' to Santa Barbara.
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I would just need it Sunday.
Where are they comin' from?
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LORRAINE: Coming from Europe.
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- I mean, I'll have someone
fly out there if I need to.
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LORRAINE: Oh, no. They're
already in transit.
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- All right, thank you.
LORRAINE: All right, you got it.
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- All right, bye.
LORRAINE: Bye, sweetie.
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- Where'd ya go, baby?
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- I was just getting
fresh air. Mm.
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[Kourtney chuckles]
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- I love you.
- I love you.
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- Thank you for
coming here with me.
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- Yeah, I'm so excited.
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We've been waiting
for this for so long.
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♪ Italian pop music playing ♪
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[crowd cheering]
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♪
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KIM: Today is the show day, so
everything we've been working towards
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is all happening today.
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This is pure chaos.
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Like, the girls are still being styled,
they're still doing their hair and makeup.
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They're still, like, figuring it
all out, and getting them all ready,
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and I didn't really know how
the whole process worked.
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Like, I've been backstage
at fashion shows,
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but it's 10 times better than
I even could've imagined.
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I mean, it's just so surreal.
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DOMENICO: This
is our present...
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STEFANO GABBANA: Uh, special for you.
- This means... For you.
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- Northie, I got a present.
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[gasps] Wow. DOMENICO:
It's true... it's perfect.
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STEFANO: It's not Swarovski.
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KIM: This is beautiful.
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You guys!
- No, is a, a big honor.
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- No, the honor is mine.
- Mm.
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- I love you guys.
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I have to wear this tonight.
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- Gimme it back, gimme
it back, gimme it back.
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- Like, the first thing I
ever bought when I got a check
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was a cross diamond necklace.
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This is, like, the nicest
piece of jewelry I own
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because I lost it all.
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After I was robbed in Paris,
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I haven't bought jewelry,
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I haven't really been
about wearing jewelry
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because when it
was taken from me,
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it was such a...
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I didn't know I was ready for that
experience of what that meant,
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but, like, I was. I was
ready to, like, give it up.
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TRACY: You're, you're ruined.
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- You ruined it for the next boyfriend
that's ever gonna try to buy me something.
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TRACY: Who's gonna... How can
he give her jewelry after this?
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- This symbolized to me more than
just getting a diamond cross necklace.
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Thank you so much.
- Our very diva.
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- Yes.
- Recent.
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- This, like, brought a piece
of my glamour back to me,
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and that's why it's
so special that
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I got it back from a really
meaningful experience.
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How're we gonna walk out?
I'm so, I'm so nervous.
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- Ah, you'll be no nervous.
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You go, you stop where
you want. KIM: Yeah.
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- You don't... You go...
- Can you come s... really quickly?
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DOMENICO: I can't, we...
- Don't, don't leave me out there hanging.
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DOMENICO/STEFANO: No, no, no.
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♪
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[crowd chatter]
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KRIS: Hi.
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- Hi, guys.
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Chi Chi!
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Hi, Sainty! Hi, Psalmy!
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- How are you?
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TRACY: Can I see your phone?
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- No, you and me need a photo
right now because we're twins.
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[laughing]
- Okay, now the anxiety kicks in.
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KRIS: Break a leg!
SAINT: Good luck, Mother.
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KHLOÉ: Good luck,
Mommy. KIM: Thank you.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Yes, yes.
- Yes, yes. You look beautiful.
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KIM: Okay. Okay.
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♪
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We're perfecting it
to the last minute,
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each girl by girl.
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I'm like, "No, it has
to be more Kim-ish."
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Like, a lighter lip with,
like, a darker liner,
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and the hair has to be this, and
the eye has to be a little smokier.
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But I am so [bleep] nervous.
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This just has to go perfect.
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[cameras clicking]
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♪
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KHLOÉ: It's
definitely surreal.
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Like, the fact
that we're in Milan
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at a fashion show that my
sister's creative directing.
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Like, all of this sounds outrageous,
and, like, how did we get here,
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and I hope I never lose that,
and I hope we never lose that.
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Like, how is this real life?
235
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♪
236
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KIM: You guys look
amazing. So good.
237
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So beautiful.
238
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I love it.
- Yeah.
239
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:31,065
KIM: I just wanna watch you
do the finishing touches.
240
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You guys look amazing.
DOMENICO: Look!
241
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KIM: To see it
all come together,
242
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:40,324
the hair and the makeup completely
transforms the entire look,
243
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and it's, like, exactly
how I envisioned it.
244
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,204
Thank you. DOMENICO: You
go be steppin' up soon.
245
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KIM: Okay. Okay.
DOMENICO: The last check.
246
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:52,003
- This is, like, bucket list moments,
and I wanna live in this moment.
247
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♪ Dramatic music playing ♪
248
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PERSON: Show is about to
start. KIM: Oh, it's so good!
249
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,976
I'm gonna sneak in
the corner this way.
250
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:07,811
Oh, my God.
251
00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:10,230
Good luck, guys!
252
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:15,610
I feel like today is, like, a
make-it-or-break-it for my career
253
00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:19,530
because this is my first
time doing something solo,
254
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:20,615
and, like, on my own,
255
00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:23,785
and it's the first time they've
ever done something like this.
256
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,746
I feel like if this isn't good,
257
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:30,875
I'll never be hired to do, like,
a campaign or anything again.
258
00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,211
This can ruin everything.
259
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,254
PERSON: Over here, Kim!
260
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DOMENICO [in video]: Ciao, Kim. Where
to? KIM [in video]: Dolce & Gabbana.
261
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♪
262
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[applause]
263
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♪ Italian music playing ♪
264
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- So beautiful, girls.
265
00:12:58,237 --> 00:13:00,864
- Girls, sexy and
strong, please.
266
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♪ Upbeat music playing ♪
267
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KIM: So exciting!
268
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I'm, like, no one
fall in heels, please.
269
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,547
The energy is so crazy,
270
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:19,924
just to have the
girls all ready,
271
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all dressed up, and all of their
looks walking out the runway.
272
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,428
You look so beautiful.
273
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:27,890
Just seeing Stefano, like, right
there to fix every hair and makeup,
274
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or to give 'em a quick, little
positive note as they walk out.
275
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STEFANO: Sexy
and strong, girl.
276
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,399
- This part is so much fun.
This is where the energy is.
277
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♪
278
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:42,113
It looks so good.
Do you get nervous?
279
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STEFANO: A little bit.
- Yeah.
280
00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:44,835
STEFANO: Yeah. [laughs]
KIM: Yeah, it's fun.
281
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,534
TRACY: There's our t-shirt.
282
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,161
KIM: That's our t-shirt!
283
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,790
- The entire show was
spectacular, breathtaking.
284
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,960
I was in awe. I was
just mesmerized.
285
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:57,963
It was just beautiful.
286
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:00,883
PERSON: Kim, are you ready?
287
00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:04,427
- The walkout, that's
what makes me so nervous,
288
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:09,349
'cause if people don't like it, then
it's, like, just me they'll blame.
289
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,023
- Yes, okay.
290
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♪ Dramatic music playing ♪
291
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:27,408
- The moment of just walking out, that
moment when the curtain, like, opens,
292
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:31,329
our audio girl, Paxy, who we've,
you know, worked with forever,
293
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:34,373
she was just standing on
the side, like, bawling,
294
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:38,377
and I was like, "Oh, my God,
don't cry. Just get out there."
295
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,005
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
296
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,716
[crowd cheering]
297
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,889
KIM: But it was just...
it's super emotional
298
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,682
when you've worked on
something for a long time
299
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:52,643
and it's coming to life,
300
00:14:52,644 --> 00:14:55,311
and this is the moment
that you're nervous of,
301
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:56,230
that you're proud of,
302
00:14:56,231 --> 00:14:59,733
that you just wanna soak up the
moment and live in the moment.
303
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:02,985
This crazy life.
304
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:06,656
I still... will never get
over that this is my life.
305
00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:08,533
[audience applauding]
306
00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:10,536
STEFANO: Thank you.
- We did it!
307
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,036
- We got it.
- I love you guys.
308
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:14,039
- Kim [bleep] killed it.
309
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,499
I didn't expect anything less.
310
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:20,878
- It's one of the most fine
incredible experience, honestly.
311
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,046
- Oh my gosh.
312
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:25,467
I had no clue what I thought
this relationship was gonna be.
313
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:28,302
Thank you, thank you.
314
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:31,890
And it just ended up
being so much more,
315
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,434
and exactly what I needed.
316
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,814
[all cheering]
317
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,901
KRIS: Kim is a superstar.
318
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:48,115
I don't know what she's gonna do next,
and I'm just so damn proud of her.
319
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,785
KIM: Where are the kids?
What did they think?
320
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,371
Did... What did
you think, guys?!
321
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:58,040
What did you think?!
Did you care?!
322
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,668
Did you like it?!
323
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:02,545
Ooh! Sorry. Do you... S...
324
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:05,506
Did you like it?! What
did you think, Psalmy?!
325
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:06,716
Chi, did you like it?!
326
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:07,551
- Mom?
- Yeah.
327
00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:09,510
- I didn't like it.
- Oh, stop it.
328
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:12,263
- I loved it.
- Oh, yeah!
329
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:14,599
You didn't like
it, you loved it!
330
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,600
Ooh!
331
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:19,396
- Oh, yes!
332
00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:20,605
- Oh, my God.
- You didn't know?
333
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,023
- No.
- Do you approve?
334
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,650
[crosstalk]
335
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,234
- Oh.
336
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:30,865
- This is a friend of mine. He’s a movie actor, Italian movie actor.
- Hi, how are you? I'm Kim.
337
00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,910
MICHELE MORRONE: Mickey.
- So nice to meet you.
338
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,745
Oh, my God, this is the
guy, this is the guy.
339
00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:40,124
My plan for Khloé is to
get her mojo back in Milan.
340
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,335
This guy has no clue we're
doing a whole episode about...
341
00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:44,462
[all laughing]
342
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,423
TRACY: What was his name
again? KHLOÉ: Oh, my God.
343
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,759
[crosstalk] LA LA ANTHONY:
I don't know the real name.
344
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:50,844
- It's Michele.
345
00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:54,848
KHLOÉ: Hey, hey,
babe. Hey, Daddy.
346
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:57,975
This is my friend, La La.
- Hey, how you doin'?
347
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,519
- I'm La La. It's a pleasure.
- Hi. Mickey. Nice to meet you.
348
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,145
- It's so nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, as well.
349
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,898
- This is Natalie. MICHELE:
Hey, Natalie. Mickey.
350
00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:05,817
- And this is Olivia.
MICHELE: Nice to meet you.
351
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,401
Nice to meet you.
Great pleasure.
352
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:11,365
- I think he's super
hot. He's, like, a man.
353
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:12,907
I love a good man.
354
00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:17,245
Like, he's definitely just
hot, and tall, and muscular.
355
00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:19,872
I could see him,
like, ooh, like...
356
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,207
We'll see you tonight.
357
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,084
Yes.
- All right.
358
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,836
- He's so fine.
359
00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:26,587
Listen, I don't need
your judgment over here.
360
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:27,922
- Not judging. KHLOÉ:
You're just sitting here...
361
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:28,923
- I fully support...
362
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:31,927
- Stealth, like, not my
fault that you're engaged.
363
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:34,595
Jealous bitch.
364
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:38,808
I've had a little tough
year, so I'm excited just to,
365
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:41,310
just to be in a new environment,
and have new energy,
366
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,772
and even if it's, like,
my same group of girls,
367
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:46,233
we all act different
when we're outta town.
368
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:49,694
So... To be continued.
- To be continued tonight, right? Yep.
369
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:51,320
♪
370
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:53,281
- ♪ Keep it cool ♪
371
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:55,117
♪ So iconic ♪
372
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:57,160
♪ Break the rules ♪
373
00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:58,996
♪ So iconic ♪
374
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:07,337
- I like it.
375
00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:09,756
KRIS: Do you think I should
wear the hat or no hat?
376
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,508
- I don't know. I still
think the hat's fun.
377
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,469
Do you wanna ask Kim or
are you scared to ask Kim?
378
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,262
- Scared.
379
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,556
HAIR STYLIST: I think it's kinda
cute. KHLOÉ: I think it's fun.
380
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:20,224
- Yeah... 'Cause you're the,
381
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,185
you're the captain of the ship, you know?
- Right.
382
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:25,188
Um, just saw the show.
383
00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:28,983
We're changing clothes to go
to the dinner and after party,
384
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:30,693
so we're really excited.
385
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:32,653
The show was amazing.
386
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:35,407
It was just such a
great, great, great day.
387
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:42,705
- Did you see... the photo
that circulated how he was...
388
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:46,209
I had no idea how he was
posing. PRODUCER: No.
389
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:48,544
- Oh, my God, you're gonna
die. It's, like, everywhere.
390
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:50,963
I don't care 'cause
it's so funny.
391
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:54,217
KRIS: With you?
- Yeah, he's, like, kissing my forehead.
392
00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:56,552
He was like, "Can I put my hand
on your waist for a photo?"
393
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:59,013
I was like, "That is so
nice that you asked me."
394
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,848
He, like, grabbed the
small of my waist.
395
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:04,143
I was like, "Ooh.
Yes, Daddy." [laughs]
396
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:07,024
- It's looks like you've been dating...
KHLOÉ: Yes. Yes! it looks like...
397
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:09,982
PERSON: That's how I...
- He posted it on his story?!
398
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,652
PERSON: Yeah. That's how it got out.
- Shut up!
399
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:16,405
PERSON: And he posted it three hours ago.
- Shut up!
400
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:19,534
I was like, "How did
this get everywhere?"
401
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:22,870
KRIS: The guy did? PERSON:
Yeah, three hours ago.
402
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,956
KHLOÉ: I don't mind.
I like the narrative.
403
00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:27,166
It's better than the narrative
that I've been having,
404
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:31,504
so I don't care...
but... I was dying.
405
00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:34,006
I didn't know how this came out.
PERSON 2: [laughs] Oh, my God.
406
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,383
KIM: The funniest part is,
407
00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:37,343
all of the internet
thinks they're together.
408
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,805
I had no clue that, like, people
really knew who this guy was
409
00:19:40,806 --> 00:19:42,473
and are obsessed with him.
410
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:45,309
Khloé probably wants to kill us,
411
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:46,978
thinking we fully plotted this.
412
00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:49,856
We couldn't have asked for this
to go better, to be honest.
413
00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:50,857
Like, truly.
414
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:54,944
- I think that's so cute of Kim
that she was plotting and planning
415
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:58,072
to have me hook up with
someone here in Milan.
416
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:01,200
I really do. Thank you, Kiks.
417
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,996
So, he goes... We're sitting at the
show, and they sat me next to him,
418
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:06,789
and he's like, "Do you
like Dolce & Gabbana?"
419
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,624
And I was like, "I do."
420
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,501
And I said, "Do you like Dolce?"
421
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:14,297
And he's like, "Yeah, it's always
been a dream of mine since I was a kid
422
00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:15,506
to model for them,"
423
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,466
and he's like, "And now
I'm the face of Dolce."
424
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,677
And I go, "Oh, you must
really like them then."
425
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:22,180
Like, I don't know who anyone is.
KRIS: Oh, he's the face of Dolce?
426
00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:24,515
- Yes, he's the...
- With the Speedo on and noth...
427
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,142
No clothes... KHLOÉ:
Yes! That's him.
428
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:29,937
- coming out of a waterfall in Capri?
KHLOÉ: But, you know, I don't know anyone.
429
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:33,774
It could be Tom Hanks and I'm
like, "Hey, do you like movies?"
430
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,902
Like, I have no
idea who anyone is.
431
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,321
- This is him.
432
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:40,698
KHLOÉ: Oh, my God, yeah. No,
he's a very handsome man,
433
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:42,950
but I had no idea who he was.
434
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:44,869
We're talking during the show,
435
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:47,914
and then he's like, he's like, "I
have two kids. They're in Lebanon."
436
00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:50,291
I was like, "Oh, that's
nice." I go, "I have two kids.
437
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,794
My daughter's four and my
son is still an infant."
438
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:57,632
So, he was like, "You look great." I
was like, "Oh, I didn't birth the baby."
439
00:20:57,633 --> 00:20:59,675
I go, "It's a surrogate."
He's like, "Oh, how was that?"
440
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,302
I go, "It's so [bleep]
weird. It's..."
441
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:04,805
And he was like, "Oh, my God," he's like,
"I love you because you're so not PC."
442
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:07,809
I go, "Oh, no. Not at all."
And he thinks I'm nuts.
443
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:11,938
It just was... It's too easy
to make people uncomfortable.
444
00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:14,565
"So how's your
dad?" "Which one?"
445
00:21:14,566 --> 00:21:16,234
[indistinct chatter]
446
00:21:16,235 --> 00:21:18,861
- One's dead and one
turned into a girl.
447
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:20,280
[laughs]
448
00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:23,200
"Why'd you get a divorce?"
"Oh, found him in a brothel."
449
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,661
I can go on and on.
450
00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:28,372
I'm just gonna start makin'
up different stories.
451
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:31,791
PERSON: You have to get real
creative. KHLOÉ: Oh, my God.
452
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:34,001
But you can't come up with
better than what the truth is.
453
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:37,214
PERSON: I know. That's what I meant...
- That's... that's why it's funny.
454
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,634
- She's going to Kim's
room? PERSON: Mm-hmm.
455
00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:44,471
- She'll be back to say
she can't wear the hat.
456
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:47,391
How much do you
wanna make a bet?
457
00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:50,893
Oh, Zsa Zsa's back.
458
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,728
KRIS: Okay, so they
don't want a hat.
459
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:53,730
- Okay.
460
00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:58,861
♪ Dramatic music playing ♪
461
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:10,246
- Anything else you
wanna get off this table?
462
00:22:10,247 --> 00:22:13,542
KOURTNEY: I think it's fine. My
closet's just a freaking mess.
463
00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:18,254
Did you see my... Judith
Leiber bag that I designed?
464
00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:19,755
- Why'd you pick sushi?
- Theme was sushi.
465
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:20,965
- Why?
466
00:22:20,966 --> 00:22:23,092
- Because of our
vegan sushi obsession.
467
00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:25,178
- It's super cute, the chopsticks.
- Yeah.
468
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:28,306
I wish that they were silver,
but it ki... it all matches.
469
00:22:28,307 --> 00:22:32,185
- You are so anti-gold.
- I know.
470
00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:36,772
Did you see any of the
Dolce runway show in Milan?
471
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:40,151
- Oh, my God. I feel like Fashion
Week is my whole feed right now.
472
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:42,737
- I didn't watch the Dolce
show, but I saw photos,
473
00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:47,450
and I saw that it was, like,
the '90s as their theme,
474
00:22:47,451 --> 00:22:52,371
and I thought it was just so crazy
how Dolce presented us for the wedding
475
00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:54,749
for all my sisters to
wear, and my other looks,
476
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:57,919
were all, like, current
lemon prints and things,
477
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:02,381
and then we insisted that
it had to be '90s Dolce.
478
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:05,218
And then, when I
went to Lake Como,
479
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:07,887
didn't you stay in
Milan and pull the '90s?
480
00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:12,767
- We actually pulled through archives
that aren't even, like, online.
481
00:23:12,768 --> 00:23:14,477
That's where we pulled
all those special ones,
482
00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:16,521
like, for all the sisters and
483
00:23:16,522 --> 00:23:18,397
so that's your filler for you.
- Yeah.
484
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,943
And then, those looks,
a lot of them are, like,
485
00:23:21,944 --> 00:23:23,319
looks that are on the runway,
486
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:27,240
like my butterfly dress
that I wore in burgundy,
487
00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:28,908
like the black version.
488
00:23:28,909 --> 00:23:30,702
It's just
489
00:23:31,787 --> 00:23:32,995
weird.
490
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,372
- Well, have you
talked to Kim about it
491
00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:35,623
and how you feel?
- No.
492
00:23:35,624 --> 00:23:37,708
She's, like, there
doing this whole thing.
493
00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:42,421
I want her to, like, have
her... time, you know?
494
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,841
Now that I'm seeing it,
495
00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:49,470
I was really never told the
concept, that it was, like, '90s,
496
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:54,600
and then it just feels like she took
the mood board we sent my family
497
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,060
and made it,
498
00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:59,105
even though it's obviously
all Dolce & Gabbana clothes.
499
00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:02,358
- Yeah.
- She's putting out all these vibes
500
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,194
from my wedding
501
00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:08,614
with looks that we so carefully curated...
- Yeah.
502
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,450
- and then putting it
into the fashion show.
503
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,871
Um...
- 'Cause I feel like that was a lot of work of
504
00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:17,331
going deeper and going deeper.
- Ours. Yeah.
505
00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:20,459
- And then, you know, making
those final selects and curating.
506
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:23,588
- And us pushing for that...
- Yeah.
507
00:24:23,589 --> 00:24:25,965
- for that, like, curation.
508
00:24:25,966 --> 00:24:28,969
- Do you think you'll say something
to Dolce and talk to them about it?
509
00:24:29,303 --> 00:24:30,303
- Maybe not.
510
00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:34,015
I think I did think it was, like,
more, like, of a personal relationship,
511
00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:38,561
which is why I ended up doing
my whole wedding with them.
512
00:24:38,562 --> 00:24:41,522
But I feel like
it's also a brand,
513
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:44,025
like, what can I... Like,
I can't really expect
514
00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:47,195
as much from them as, like, I
would from, like, my sister,
515
00:24:47,196 --> 00:24:49,989
or even I'm sure my mom did the deal.
- Yeah.
516
00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:55,119
- I think it's bizarre that she
wouldn't mention it to me, like...
517
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,163
- Probably the timing,
I feel like, is also...
518
00:24:57,164 --> 00:24:59,790
- The timing, 'cause it's
four months after my wedding.
519
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:03,669
This had to be being planned
and worked on for months...
520
00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:05,004
- Yeah.
- To get, like, such
521
00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:07,423
a big production done.
522
00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:09,342
But, I mean, I-I'm
happy the w...
523
00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:12,179
Like, with our wedding and
the way it all happened.
524
00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:15,473
Well, on to the next.
525
00:25:15,474 --> 00:25:18,685
♪ Upbeat Italian music playing ♪
526
00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:31,614
TRACY: Not done.
527
00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:35,826
- Lift... Yeah, we have to... And
watch your head, watch your head.
528
00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:37,203
LA LA: Watch your head.
TRACY: Oh, my God.
529
00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:39,204
LA LA: 'Cause that happened
last... KIM: Okay, one.
530
00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:42,500
- Go, Kimberly, go!
[indistinct chatter]
531
00:25:42,501 --> 00:25:47,004
- Dolce & Gabbana set up a dinner for
me, and I can't even walk in this dress.
532
00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:49,758
♪
533
00:25:57,683 --> 00:25:58,891
We tied it all the way up.
534
00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:01,895
It's supposed to have a slit, but
then it won't be so hour glassy.
535
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:08,986
I'll do anything for a good look,
so, like, I'm not worried about that.
536
00:26:10,821 --> 00:26:12,655
We are all on cloud nine.
537
00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:14,866
We've seen the reviews,
we've gotten the energy,
538
00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:15,992
we've gotten all the calls.
539
00:26:15,993 --> 00:26:18,870
Like, now we're
feeling ourselves.
540
00:26:18,871 --> 00:26:20,621
Like, we did it.
541
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:24,292
- This show, it becomes
a part of the history.
542
00:26:24,293 --> 00:26:26,711
- Absolutely, for sure, 100%.
- So cool.
543
00:26:26,712 --> 00:26:28,880
- Kimberly has come
544
00:26:28,881 --> 00:26:33,092
so, so far in her
confidence in fashion.
545
00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:34,803
[shutter snaps]
[indistinct chatter]
546
00:26:35,345 --> 00:26:39,390
- She has gone from
relying on her ex-husband
547
00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:44,020
to now curating her own
collaboration with Dolce & Gabbana.
548
00:26:44,021 --> 00:26:46,230
- All the reviews were so good.
549
00:26:46,231 --> 00:26:47,149
- Yeah.
- They were like...
550
00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:50,193
KHLOÉ: But, Kim, you
have been a fashionista
551
00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:52,028
since you've been born,
552
00:26:52,029 --> 00:26:54,780
and you don't need anybody
else but your little self,
553
00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,408
so you better own that shit.
554
00:26:59,286 --> 00:27:01,454
[server speaking Italian]
555
00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:03,999
KRIS: Oh, yeah. Cacio e Pepe?
556
00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:07,252
[Domenico speaks
Italian, chuckles]
557
00:27:08,921 --> 00:27:10,547
[Kris laughs]
558
00:27:12,716 --> 00:27:15,301
- Here, wait. Will you push it in?
- Don't worry.
559
00:27:15,302 --> 00:27:16,303
- Okay.
560
00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:19,223
DOMENICO: You try,
you know? KRIS: Yes.
561
00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:23,060
Thank you.
- This looks so good.
562
00:27:23,602 --> 00:27:25,686
[clinking glass]
DOMENICO: Hello!
563
00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:27,605
And we wanna say
thank you to Kim
564
00:27:27,606 --> 00:27:32,109
for this amazing, amazing
experience with us.
565
00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:35,572
PERSON: She's a icon!
[people cheering]
566
00:27:36,657 --> 00:27:39,242
- I... If I could
get up, I would!
567
00:27:39,243 --> 00:27:43,621
- I wanna... First of all, this is such
an emotional day for me and my family
568
00:27:43,622 --> 00:27:46,207
because it's the...
a dream come true,
569
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:51,712
and years of friendship, and then
expanding that to my children.
570
00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:54,966
Thank you for making this dream
come true for my daughter.
571
00:27:54,967 --> 00:27:57,386
[all cheering]
572
00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:05,227
KHLOÉ: You should tell
someone else that.
573
00:28:06,562 --> 00:28:08,521
KHLOÉ: You should tell
somebody else that.
574
00:28:08,522 --> 00:28:09,940
GUI SIQUEIRA: Who?
- Oh.
575
00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:11,691
- Oh.
576
00:28:12,317 --> 00:28:14,027
KHLOÉ: Yes. But
that's what I mean...
577
00:28:14,945 --> 00:28:19,156
KHLOÉ: How we were raised is that
we just are happy for one another.
578
00:28:19,157 --> 00:28:20,575
KIM: Ooh, she got so mad.
579
00:28:20,576 --> 00:28:22,326
She said, "You're
tryna copy me,"
580
00:28:22,327 --> 00:28:25,663
but she always tries
to hate on the side.
581
00:28:25,664 --> 00:28:27,499
She's such a hater.
582
00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:31,210
KHLOÉ: So, I don't know where this
is coming from, but it's okay.
583
00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:34,714
You let someone pout in the corner,
you don't entertain it, you move on
584
00:28:34,715 --> 00:28:38,217
because you don't get
jealous of your family.
585
00:28:38,218 --> 00:28:43,014
- When it comes to Kim and Kourtney,
no one's right and no one's wrong.
586
00:28:43,015 --> 00:28:44,640
It's gonna work itself out.
587
00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:50,438
I know my girls, and they have
this deep love for one another,
588
00:28:50,439 --> 00:28:51,940
and they'll figure it out.
589
00:28:52,608 --> 00:28:54,609
KIM: All right, guys,
let's get outta here.
590
00:28:54,610 --> 00:28:57,112
♪ Upbeat music playing ♪
591
00:29:03,744 --> 00:29:06,747
♪ Mexe Com O Bumbum by
Forró Blackout plays ♪
592
00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:11,877
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
593
00:29:15,339 --> 00:29:17,090
♪
594
00:29:23,222 --> 00:29:26,557
- I have had the
best trip to Milan.
595
00:29:26,558 --> 00:29:30,811
It's exactly what I needed.
This has been food for my soul.
596
00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:32,814
- ♪ Can't have my autograph ♪
597
00:29:33,315 --> 00:29:34,815
KHLOÉ: I feel lighter.
598
00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:38,528
I feel honored and blessed to
come on this journey to Milan,
599
00:29:38,529 --> 00:29:41,239
and see Kim sparkle and shine.
600
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,867
- ♪ Va va voom ♪
601
00:29:45,035 --> 00:29:47,537
♪ Va va voom ♪
602
00:29:47,538 --> 00:29:51,457
- I did this to push me
mentally and emotionally,
603
00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:56,254
but knowing that Kourtney
is mad just kills my vibe.
604
00:29:56,255 --> 00:29:59,090
I have to talk to her,
and explain it to her.
605
00:29:59,091 --> 00:30:01,133
I just want her to
be happy for me.
606
00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:04,303
This was too big of a
moment to not be proud.
607
00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:06,139
- ♪ Va voom ♪
608
00:30:08,392 --> 00:30:10,184
- ♪ Turn it up, turn it up ♪
609
00:30:10,185 --> 00:30:12,020
♪ Here we go, here we go ♪
610
00:30:13,564 --> 00:30:15,231
♪ Turn it up, turn it up ♪
611
00:30:15,232 --> 00:30:17,067
♪ Here we go, here we go ♪
612
00:30:18,735 --> 00:30:20,361
KHLOÉ: Hi, Mom. KRIS: Hello?
613
00:30:20,362 --> 00:30:23,614
Hey, Don. How are you?
DON BROOKS: Yes, yes, yes.
614
00:30:23,615 --> 00:30:25,116
You back at it.
615
00:30:25,117 --> 00:30:26,743
- So, what're you guys up to?
616
00:30:27,202 --> 00:30:28,828
- Uh, we gon' work
out a little bit.
617
00:30:28,829 --> 00:30:30,079
We just gon' do the
upper body for you.
618
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,163
KRIS: Okay.
- Just the arms.
619
00:30:31,164 --> 00:30:34,000
- Khloé, did you have
the best time in Milan?
620
00:30:34,001 --> 00:30:35,543
- I did.
- You did?
621
00:30:35,544 --> 00:30:36,544
- Weren't you there?
622
00:30:36,545 --> 00:30:38,087
- I was, but I didn't hear...
- Yeah.
623
00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,840
- about the whole prank
that North pulled on you.
624
00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:44,844
- Oh, my God. She's... such a monster.
- You need to tell me exactly what happened.
625
00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:45,845
What happened?
626
00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:49,182
- We got back to the
hotel around 3 a.m.,
627
00:30:49,183 --> 00:30:53,269
and there was a note
on my door with a rose,
628
00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:56,397
and it was like, "I wanna
take you on a, on a date.
629
00:30:56,398 --> 00:30:57,024
It's your neighbor."
630
00:30:57,025 --> 00:30:59,650
Like, "Knock two times if
you wanna go on a date."
631
00:30:59,651 --> 00:31:01,944
Something like that.
I forget verbatim.
632
00:31:01,945 --> 00:31:03,821
And I'm like, "I'm not
knocking on a door at 3 a.m."
633
00:31:03,822 --> 00:31:07,158
Anyways... the next
day, I go and do glam,
634
00:31:07,159 --> 00:31:08,993
I get off the elevator,
and I run into him,
635
00:31:08,994 --> 00:31:11,746
and I was like, "Thank you
so much for your note."
636
00:31:11,747 --> 00:31:13,915
He's like, "What note?"
637
00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:16,042
And I was like, "Shut up."
- What?
638
00:31:16,043 --> 00:31:17,460
- And I go, "The
note you wrote me?"
639
00:31:17,461 --> 00:31:18,794
And I t-told him
the whole thing,
640
00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:21,339
and then, he was like,
"Can I see the note?"
641
00:31:21,340 --> 00:31:22,882
So, I went to get the
note and I gave it to him.
642
00:31:22,883 --> 00:31:26,511
He's like, "One, I'm, like, so offended
you thought this would be my handwriting,
643
00:31:26,512 --> 00:31:29,805
and two, I just didn't
write this for you."
644
00:31:29,806 --> 00:31:32,226
And while he's
talking, I'm thinking,
645
00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:35,269
"North." I don't know why...
- Stop.
646
00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:36,647
- I thought North.
647
00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:38,440
North.
648
00:31:39,191 --> 00:31:42,611
This note is from my
[bleep] nine-year-old niece.
649
00:31:43,028 --> 00:31:46,864
I'm mortified... 'cause I'm
this much of a [bleep] loser
650
00:31:46,865 --> 00:31:51,577
that I'm gonna accept any
child's handwritten letter to me,
651
00:31:51,578 --> 00:31:53,412
and take it as an admirer.
652
00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:55,831
So, I call Kim, and I was like,
653
00:31:55,832 --> 00:32:00,127
"Kim, did [bleep] North write
me a note?" [Kris laughing]
654
00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:04,841
- The thing is, North didn't
make up this story on her own.
655
00:32:04,842 --> 00:32:07,969
Kim, obviously, helped her,
and Kim's a [bleep] bitch
656
00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:10,096
for not texting me a heads up.
657
00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:14,725
- The fact that they believed
that that was some man's writing
658
00:32:14,726 --> 00:32:19,564
is so [bleep] funny
that that's insane.
659
00:32:19,565 --> 00:32:21,650
[inhales, exhales]
660
00:32:21,942 --> 00:32:24,570
- They're all
assholes, actually.
661
00:32:25,529 --> 00:32:28,823
KRIS: Well, I just came to get
the tea. That's all I wanted.
662
00:32:28,824 --> 00:32:29,658
KHLOÉ: Whoo!
663
00:32:29,659 --> 00:32:32,159
- Did you ever find
out if Kourtney and Kim
664
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,495
had a talk about the
whole Dolce thing?
665
00:32:34,496 --> 00:32:35,621
- No.
666
00:32:35,622 --> 00:32:38,249
You know Kourtney won't
have the talk for a while.
667
00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:41,586
- She's not... Kourtney isn't
an immediate communicator.
668
00:32:41,587 --> 00:32:43,797
- No, she needs to process it.
669
00:32:44,339 --> 00:32:48,050
- When Kourtney and Kim grew up,
their childhood was fabulous,
670
00:32:48,051 --> 00:32:51,262
but I remember there
was one incident where
671
00:32:51,263 --> 00:32:56,559
Kim realized that Kourtney took
her jeans or borrowed her jeans,
672
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,604
so Kim walked into
her classroom,
673
00:32:59,605 --> 00:33:00,938
in the middle of class,
674
00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:03,441
and started demanding
her pants back.
675
00:33:03,442 --> 00:33:06,235
[scoffs] I mean, who does that?
676
00:33:06,236 --> 00:33:09,906
That's when I knew
that they were feisty,
677
00:33:09,907 --> 00:33:13,201
but they'll get through
anything that's thrown at them.
678
00:33:13,202 --> 00:33:14,995
This is child's play.
679
00:33:15,245 --> 00:33:17,246
- Actually, Mom,
you got it wrong.
680
00:33:17,247 --> 00:33:20,249
It was Kourtney that
popped into Kim's classroom
681
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:24,837
demanding her jeans back while
Kim was wearing them. [chuckles]
682
00:33:24,838 --> 00:33:27,131
This tension goes way back.
683
00:33:27,132 --> 00:33:28,925
- How's the baby?
684
00:33:28,926 --> 00:33:30,426
KHLOÉ: He's good.
- Yeah?
685
00:33:30,427 --> 00:33:32,845
- He's not lactose intolerant,
but he would not be able
686
00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:34,055
to keep anything down...
687
00:33:34,056 --> 00:33:35,264
- I know. I...
- And he was struggling, so...
688
00:33:35,265 --> 00:33:37,391
- When he was at my
house, it was coming up,
689
00:33:37,392 --> 00:33:41,270
and I said this is exactly what
Kourtney did when she was a baby,
690
00:33:41,271 --> 00:33:44,065
and I had to change her
formula three times...
691
00:33:44,066 --> 00:33:46,276
- It's sad.
- Because I didn't nurse Kourtney.
692
00:33:46,777 --> 00:33:48,528
In those days, it was, like...
- That's the problem.
693
00:33:48,529 --> 00:33:50,696
That's where it...
this all stems from.
694
00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:52,240
Yes.
- We don't need to talk about
695
00:33:52,241 --> 00:33:54,408
who was breastfed
and who wasn't,
696
00:33:54,409 --> 00:33:56,744
and make me feel like
I was a terrible mom.
697
00:33:56,745 --> 00:33:58,704
I mean, you know, in those days,
698
00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:00,957
you didn't just, you
know, whip your boob out
699
00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:03,084
and start feeding
somebody at a restaurant.
700
00:34:03,085 --> 00:34:05,127
So, you lived and you learned.
701
00:34:05,128 --> 00:34:07,130
KHLOÉ: I thought you were
talking to the camera.
702
00:34:07,506 --> 00:34:10,133
- You live and you learn. [chuckles]
[clicks tongue]
703
00:34:11,134 --> 00:34:14,137
♪ Losing My Mind by
Vanacore Music playing ♪
704
00:34:17,307 --> 00:34:22,312
- ♪ Oh, I've been
losin' my mind for you ♪
705
00:34:22,563 --> 00:34:27,567
♪ Oh, I'm in over
my head for you ♪
706
00:34:27,568 --> 00:34:32,613
- Travis and I wanted to go to
Santa Barbara to the same hotel
707
00:34:32,614 --> 00:34:35,826
where we got engaged a year ago.
708
00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:41,789
I had no idea that he was
setting up any sort of surprise.
709
00:34:41,790 --> 00:34:43,249
- ♪ My ♪
710
00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:45,460
♪ My ♪
711
00:34:45,836 --> 00:34:47,044
♪ My ♪
712
00:34:47,045 --> 00:34:48,629
♪ I've been losin' my mind ♪
713
00:34:48,630 --> 00:34:52,133
- And he completely
recreated all the roses,
714
00:34:52,134 --> 00:34:54,428
like he did for our engagement.
715
00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:57,181
- ♪ I've been losin' my mind ♪
716
00:34:58,682 --> 00:35:03,519
- It was just the most special,
romantic thing that anyone's ever done.
717
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,855
[musicians playing
gentle, romantic music]
718
00:35:05,856 --> 00:35:08,483
TRAVIS: This moment's just us
and, like, a million roses.
719
00:35:09,818 --> 00:35:11,445
KOURTNEY: This is so pretty.
720
00:35:27,753 --> 00:35:29,379
- It is?
- Yeah.
721
00:35:38,222 --> 00:35:42,225
KOURTNEY: I had this beautiful
722
00:35:42,226 --> 00:35:45,228
diamond heart... necklace
723
00:35:45,229 --> 00:35:49,899
that Travis had gotten
me for... Christmas.
724
00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:52,276
It, unfortunately, was stolen,
725
00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:56,072
and so, Travis got me
the same necklace again.
726
00:35:56,073 --> 00:35:59,700
A little bit more beautiful...
but, um, I was so happy.
727
00:35:59,701 --> 00:36:02,912
I was like, "My necklace!
My necklace is back."
728
00:36:02,913 --> 00:36:05,541
It was just the most
thoughtful thing ever.
729
00:36:16,593 --> 00:36:19,596
♪ Upbeat music playing ♪
730
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,187
- ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
731
00:36:29,690 --> 00:36:32,317
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
732
00:36:35,863 --> 00:36:39,699
KOURTNEY: We laid in
the sand and got dirty,
733
00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:43,828
and just, like, talked and
laughed, and drank champagne,
734
00:36:43,829 --> 00:36:47,833
and this is where
I'm meant to be.
735
00:37:03,932 --> 00:37:04,933
KOURTNEY: I love it.
736
00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:08,812
This is so cute, baby.
737
00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:13,317
I think we could
be done filming.
738
00:37:14,359 --> 00:37:16,195
Bye, everyone.
739
00:37:21,408 --> 00:37:24,411
♪ Life Goals by
Vanacore Music playing ♪
740
00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:29,124
- ♪ Come on ♪
741
00:37:29,125 --> 00:37:31,125
♪ I ain't got a problem
shootin' my shot ♪
742
00:37:31,126 --> 00:37:33,628
♪
743
00:37:33,629 --> 00:37:34,921
♪ Yeah ♪
744
00:37:34,922 --> 00:37:36,130
♪ Uh, uh ♪
745
00:37:36,131 --> 00:37:38,382
♪
746
00:37:38,383 --> 00:37:40,426
♪ Because I ain't
got a problem ♪
747
00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:43,013
- Now, I feel like it
looks a little muddy.
748
00:37:43,722 --> 00:37:46,057
Maybe let's powder it
all with the translucent
749
00:37:46,058 --> 00:37:48,685
to see if it brightens up a bit.
750
00:37:49,228 --> 00:37:50,229
Um... KHLOÉ: Oh boy.
751
00:37:50,771 --> 00:37:53,232
How do you feel about Milan?
Have you talked to Kourt?
752
00:37:54,149 --> 00:37:56,984
- I still haven't
talked to her, no.
753
00:37:56,985 --> 00:37:58,361
- That's just crazy.
754
00:37:58,362 --> 00:38:00,363
- I know. It's really crazy.
755
00:38:00,364 --> 00:38:02,114
- I hope she's gonna
talk to you about it.
756
00:38:02,115 --> 00:38:05,576
I mean, I really wish she would,
but she definitely feels like
757
00:38:05,577 --> 00:38:08,496
you, like, sorta stole her thunder...
- I get that.
758
00:38:08,497 --> 00:38:12,333
- And she feels just like why can't
she have something for herself.
759
00:38:12,334 --> 00:38:17,338
I found out that Kourt is so upset
because she actually called me crying,
760
00:38:17,339 --> 00:38:22,218
and she feels like her wedding
moment was taken away from her,
761
00:38:22,219 --> 00:38:25,221
and she just feels like there's
no loyalty in this family,
762
00:38:25,222 --> 00:38:29,058
and that everyone... wants
what the other person has,
763
00:38:29,059 --> 00:38:31,770
and... all of those things.
764
00:38:31,979 --> 00:38:35,314
And then I have heard that her
friends were riling her up.
765
00:38:35,315 --> 00:38:36,733
- I believe it.
766
00:38:37,359 --> 00:38:41,362
- Her words were, " Everyone
thinks this is the weirdest thing."
767
00:38:41,363 --> 00:38:43,240
[phone ringing]
- Which...
768
00:38:43,824 --> 00:38:44,658
Who are you calling?
769
00:38:44,825 --> 00:38:46,659
- Simon, 'cause I feel, like...
- Oh.
770
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:48,536
Oh God.
- We need to involve him.
771
00:38:48,537 --> 00:38:49,537
[Khloé gasps]
772
00:38:49,538 --> 00:38:51,747
- So Simon is one
of my best friends,
773
00:38:51,748 --> 00:38:54,041
but he's also one of
Kourtney's best friends.
774
00:38:54,042 --> 00:38:57,045
If anyone knows where Kourtney's
head is at, it's Simon.
775
00:38:57,337 --> 00:38:58,546
SIMON HUCK [on
phone]: Hi. KIM: Hey.
776
00:38:58,547 --> 00:39:01,716
- Hi, Simon. KIM: I need
to brainstorm with you.
777
00:39:01,717 --> 00:39:04,552
SIMON: Okay, tell me.
- Because we need to figure out
778
00:39:04,553 --> 00:39:07,221
how we're gonna talk about Dolce
779
00:39:07,222 --> 00:39:10,433
because she doesn't really
wanna talk about it.
780
00:39:10,434 --> 00:39:13,144
SIMON: Well, she does not wanna
talk to you about it at all,
781
00:39:13,145 --> 00:39:16,439
which is... I mean, I don't know if
it's a good thing or a bad thing.
782
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,941
I just don't know how that
conversation's gonna go with you two.
783
00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:21,569
You know? I don't, I don't know
if it's a good conversation.
784
00:39:21,570 --> 00:39:23,446
- But why does she not...
- But why wouldn't you... Yeah.
785
00:39:23,447 --> 00:39:26,032
Why wouldn't you wanna
talk about it, though?
786
00:39:26,033 --> 00:39:29,785
SIMON: I just think she thinks the outcome
will be, like, it won't get solved.
787
00:39:29,786 --> 00:39:31,704
- But what is there to solve?
788
00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:34,833
SIMON: That you should've said no
and that just wasn't gonna happen.
789
00:39:37,002 --> 00:39:40,171
I think it's also, like, she
found out after the fact,
790
00:39:40,172 --> 00:39:42,965
so, like, after you were
already doing it versus...
791
00:39:42,966 --> 00:39:45,343
- That's not true.
I told her before.
792
00:39:45,344 --> 00:39:47,845
I invited her and Travis.
I had those conversations.
793
00:39:47,846 --> 00:39:50,806
She just didn't know that
it was this big of a deal.
794
00:39:50,807 --> 00:39:52,433
SIMON: Right.
- But I-I shouldn't have
795
00:39:52,434 --> 00:39:54,352
to ask her for permission.
796
00:39:54,353 --> 00:39:56,854
I thought I was being, like,
actually really mindful.
797
00:39:56,855 --> 00:39:59,732
I didn't pick... There
was so many collections
798
00:39:59,733 --> 00:40:00,651
that I wanted to do.
799
00:40:00,652 --> 00:40:03,110
Like, I would've done something
from the Madonna collection,
800
00:40:03,111 --> 00:40:06,030
but she wore something at her wedding, so
I said don't do any of that. SIMON: Right.
801
00:40:06,031 --> 00:40:09,116
- Don't do, don't do any of the
lace that she wore at her wedding.
802
00:40:09,117 --> 00:40:12,620
Meanwhile, I had already worn
the Madonna piece, randomly,
803
00:40:12,621 --> 00:40:14,831
a long time ago, you know?
804
00:40:15,499 --> 00:40:20,336
Some of the looks that she ended up
with at her wedding... I wore before.
805
00:40:20,337 --> 00:40:22,171
I wore one filming
with the Madonna thing.
806
00:40:22,172 --> 00:40:25,883
I wore it filming for
Keeping Up in 2018.
807
00:40:25,884 --> 00:40:30,054
Um, and she wore that as her
bridal thing with the black veil,
808
00:40:30,055 --> 00:40:32,932
the same outfit
that I already own.
809
00:40:32,933 --> 00:40:37,019
I, literally, thought I was being
mindful. They wanted to do black veils.
810
00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:40,273
I said absolutely not 'cause
Kourtney had 'em at her wedding...
811
00:40:40,274 --> 00:40:44,318
- But I think all of these things
are information she's not aware of,
812
00:40:44,319 --> 00:40:45,820
and, maybe, that would
make her feel better.
813
00:40:45,821 --> 00:40:47,446
SIMON: She doesn't know
any of that information.
814
00:40:47,447 --> 00:40:50,283
- She did say that every
one of her friends thinks...
815
00:40:50,284 --> 00:40:52,285
- Oh yeah, 'cause she's saying
every one of her friends,
816
00:40:52,286 --> 00:40:54,872
but she doesn't have any
friends, so Travis? SIMON: No.
817
00:40:56,373 --> 00:40:57,999
When are you... Are you
doing this in person,
818
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,626
or are you doing
this on the phone?
819
00:41:00,085 --> 00:41:02,712
KHLOÉ: She...
- I mean, we should do it in person.
820
00:41:02,713 --> 00:41:06,716
- But I also am fearful that
it can get... ugly quickly
821
00:41:06,717 --> 00:41:07,676
if you're not in, like,
822
00:41:07,677 --> 00:41:10,845
the right Zen energy mode.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
823
00:41:10,846 --> 00:41:12,848
- Take it down. Don't
be like... KIM: Yeah.
824
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,266
- "I don't give a
[bleep]. I d..."
825
00:41:15,267 --> 00:41:18,019
Like, don't be like, "I don't
need your [bleep] permission.
826
00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:20,563
Who do you think you..." Like,
I... You can't be that kinda Kim.
827
00:41:20,564 --> 00:41:21,564
- Yeah.
828
00:41:21,565 --> 00:41:23,482
- So get it all out now
829
00:41:23,483 --> 00:41:26,110
'cause I already see it
boiling inside of you.
830
00:41:26,111 --> 00:41:27,528
CHRIS APPLETON: Yeah.
KHLOÉ: Just be like...
831
00:41:27,529 --> 00:41:31,324
CHRIS: She's in... she's there.
- Yeah, look at her. She's like, "Ooh."
832
00:41:31,325 --> 00:41:34,827
- I'd be like, "Bitch, you
think I need your permission?"
833
00:41:34,828 --> 00:41:37,246
KHLOÉ: Yeah, like, we can't have that.
- You...
834
00:41:37,247 --> 00:41:39,582
- Like, it's not a
[bleep] measuring contest.
835
00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:40,917
KIM: Yeah.
- You got a big [bleep],
836
00:41:40,918 --> 00:41:42,335
she has a nice size [bleep].
837
00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:46,881
Like, you guys are good, 'kay? And
I don't think Mom should be there.
838
00:41:46,882 --> 00:41:49,800
Because Mom will say like, "[bleep]
you, I've known these people."
839
00:41:49,801 --> 00:41:52,428
It-It's always... Then it's
her [bleep] measuring contest,
840
00:41:52,429 --> 00:41:55,306
and we all know she has
the biggest schlong. Yeah.
841
00:41:55,307 --> 00:41:56,599
[all laughing]
842
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:57,600
- Yeah.
843
00:41:57,601 --> 00:42:00,645
- It's really not a
competition at this point.
844
00:42:00,646 --> 00:42:03,189
They're both really
well-endowed.
845
00:42:03,190 --> 00:42:05,816
And guess who wins that contest?
846
00:42:05,817 --> 00:42:08,028
Moi. Okay?
847
00:42:09,238 --> 00:42:11,322
[friends cheering]
848
00:42:11,323 --> 00:42:13,742
KIM: Next on The
Kardashians...
849
00:42:14,243 --> 00:42:16,536
- We've built this amazing
life for ourselves,
850
00:42:16,537 --> 00:42:18,663
but it can be a curse.
851
00:42:18,664 --> 00:42:20,748
KOURTNEY: There's
no sense of loyalty.
852
00:42:20,749 --> 00:42:23,042
It's who she is to her core.
853
00:42:23,043 --> 00:42:25,379
- The tension is
brewing and brewing.
854
00:42:25,879 --> 00:42:28,297
KRIS: Kim is gonna be 42.
855
00:42:28,298 --> 00:42:29,841
Ah! The birthday girl!
856
00:42:29,842 --> 00:42:32,677
You are pretty much now
the leader of our family.
857
00:42:32,678 --> 00:42:33,803
KIM: What?
858
00:42:33,804 --> 00:42:38,266
So, tonight, Kourtney and I are finally
gonna talk about Dolce & Gabbana.
859
00:42:38,267 --> 00:42:41,227
- No one called me to say,
"How do you feel about this?"
860
00:42:41,228 --> 00:42:45,232
- I... No, I called you and I
thought I came to you. I did.
861
00:42:45,649 --> 00:42:48,067
"You stole my [bleep]
wedding country."
862
00:42:48,068 --> 00:42:53,365
- Like, the business and the check
was more important than my feelings.
863
00:42:54,533 --> 00:42:57,536
♪ Upbeat music playing ♪
864
00:43:12,843 --> 00:43:14,845
♪
865
00:43:35,574 --> 00:43:40,786
- I think that my favorite moment
was the video in the beginning.
866
00:43:40,787 --> 00:43:43,539
It's just so good of
Kim eating the pasta.
867
00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:47,001
I actually want that
on a loop in my house.
868
00:43:47,002 --> 00:43:50,129
I just wanna watch Kim
in my kitchen eat pasta.
869
00:43:50,130 --> 00:43:51,923
That is such a good idea.
870
00:43:51,924 --> 00:43:54,592
Matt? We need to
make that happen.
871
00:43:54,593 --> 00:43:58,805
Kim in the kitchen, on a
loop, on the TV, eating pasta.
872
00:43:59,389 --> 00:44:01,475
I love my ideas.
873
00:44:04,478 --> 00:44:05,521
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