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Why are you doing that?
What?
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Why are you trying to put a
Tshirt on a fuckin' hot dog?
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Kids love hot dogs,
dumbass.
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I know. That's why we're making
'em fuckin' hot dogs, dumbass.
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Yeah, exactly, Cousin.
It's a tiein.
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This shit is exposure, baby.
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I don't need you exposing anything.
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It's a fuckin' hot dog in a Beef Tshirt.
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That shit is hilarious.
Go grab me some propane.
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You know what,
first of all,
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I didn't wanna be doing
this bullshit right now.
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Aight, you know what? Then
don't borrow money from Cicero...
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...you can't pay back,
and then we don't have to cater...
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...little fuckin' kid's birthday parties.
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How about that?
I didn't borrow shit, Cousin!
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You know what? It doesn't
even matter. It's on me now.
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I don't wanna get my legs
broken, so shut the fuck up...
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...and help me out, please.
If that motherfucker...
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...gets even close to us,
I'm gonna fucking drop his ass.
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Okay, look, just help me out.
Let's do this right.
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Get it over with. Look,
second of all, you have no idea...
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...the amount of
administrative correspondence
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I'm supposed to be doing
in there today, okay?
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It is fucking bonkers.
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Correspondence? Is that right?
Yeah. You know,
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you like to shit on my system,
but I run a tight ship,
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and I get back to my cohorts...
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...and my associates in a timely fashion.
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Aight, do me a favor. Just
nname a cohort. Name...
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Nname an associate. Just one
fucking person. I dare you.
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Timothy, but II'm not...
I'm not fucking...
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Gimme a hand. It's not gonna
fit. That's not gonna fit, Cousin.
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Yes, it will!
It's not gonna fit!
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Can you just help me out?
It's not gonna fit!
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It's not gonna fucking fit!
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Come on!
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You want some of this shit? You
want some of this? Fucking guy!
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Yeah! Yeah!
You fucking baby!
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You fucking baby!
Fucking baby!
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Morning.
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Fuck!
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Look what you did.
Fucking baby.
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Alright, I'm gonna get
the spare from the basement.
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Hey, Marcus,
enjoying the counter space?
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Yeah, I mean, not having
to do bread anymore...
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...is the shit.
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Chefs, new prep list is up!
Please check it out!
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Thank you.
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Chef, can you do me a favor and try this?
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Yeah, sure.
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Whoa.
Good whoa?
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Great whoa.
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It's good.
Thank you, Chef.
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Hey.
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did you remember the mashed
potatoes? Just wanted to check in.
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Did you remember when I said to fuck off?
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Okay.'Fuck off' isn't yes.
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Well, 'fuck off' means I know how to do it.
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Alright, well,
it's a new recipe
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What I just say?
Okay, well,
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just make sure when you do it,
the heat isn't too high
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I answer to Jeff.
The system.
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Listen, I'm I'm not trying to be a tightass.
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I don't want you to think I'm, like,
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up in your space.
No...
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I'm just doing what I was asked to do.
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And I get what it's like to be...
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...a woman in the kitchen
Do you know what it's like...
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...to be a woman in the kitchen? Wow.
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That's amazing.
Listen. I have been...
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...in this kitchen since
before you were born,
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so you just back the fuck off.
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Excuse me!
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Yo! Yo!
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My god. Cousin,
you gotta see this shit.
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Yo, this dude is trying
to fuck up this little nerd,
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and the fucking nerd just washes him, bro!
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Yo, why the fuck are you on the Kennedy?
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Chill the fuck out.
Cicero lives in Naperville.
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No!
Fucking...
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Cicero's in Wilmette now.
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You gotta get on the fucking
Edens... Shit. No, no,
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ththat's right.
That's right. That's my bad.
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It's all good though. I'm in no
hurry to see that motherfucker.
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I swear to God, Cousin,
if he calls me 'Rick,'
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I'ma fucking lose it.
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Cousin, listen,
do me a favor, okay?
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I'm trying to get us out of this hole, alright?
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I want today to go smooth.
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Please do not bring that shit up.
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Chill. I'm not gonna bring up shit, alright?
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No, you got it all wrong!
It's literally the easiest...
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...fucking job a person can do!
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I'm the only one who stands up to your ass
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The phone rings,
there's a problem
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It wasn't my phone! You call an
electrician or a plumber, that's it!
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I've been saying this shit for fucking
years! It wasn't my fuckin' phone!
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'Cicero! I'm your guy!
I got a kid now, Cicero.
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I need a fucking real job.' You think I...
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...don't know how to
pick up a goddamn phone?
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'Cicero, can I have
tickets to The Lion King?'
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...pick up a fucking goddamn
phone and we don't even know...
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...how she fell down those stairs.
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You want us to get this stuff out back or...
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...how do you...
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Yeah, take it around the side
for me, will you?
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Around the side, sure.
Yeah, thanks, Rick.
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I fucking hate when you
call me fucking Rick!
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I fucking hate it when
you don't answer your phone!
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Food's here, kiddies!
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That was nice. Thank you
for that. That was good.
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Carmen? Is that you?
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Hey, Mr. Szorski. How are you?
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I thought you'd killed yourself.
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No. Sir,
that was my brother.
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Bullshit.
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That motherfucker is complete
fucking bullshit. Hey,
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perfect timing. I already did everything,
dick. Who does he think he is?
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You know he's not even Italian, right?
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100% Polish.
Fucking insulting.
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You know you're not even Italian, right?
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Yeah. I'm more Italian than that guy is.
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Turn on the grill.
I gotta get the dogs going.
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Just... give me a second here.
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Richie, what the fuck is that?
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Relax. Shit's regulated.
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I suffer from anxiety and dread.
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Who doesn't?
You want half?
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No.
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Which, box you put the ketchup in?
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The ketchup. Which box?
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I didn't bring ketchup.
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Why don't you bring ketchup?
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What kind of asshole is gonna put...
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...ketchup on a hot dog?
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A child, Richie.
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Child asshole.
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You're a child asshole.
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Yo, yo, Cousin, what's up
with all this gayass fruit?
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Homemade EctoCooler,
motherfucker.
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Shit.
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That's actually pretty fucking dope.
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Rest in peace, Harold.
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One bite of a donut brings much joy.
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Two bites brings sadness.
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I mean, nobody doesn't love
that first bite of a donut.
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It used to be my favorite when I was a kid.
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Sweet tooth?
Yeah, but not even the taste.
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I just loved looking at them.
The colors and the textures.
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There was this one donut
that I used to love...
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...that I could never get out of my head.
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Jelly filled, bright purple,
sweet and tangy.
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Yeah. Family was always happy
whenever we got donuts.
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Hard not to be, young man.
Yeah, yeah.
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My guys!
Wow. Chester, yes.
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Wow. Thank you.
Yeah.
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Love you.
Of course, bro.
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Love you, dog.
Yes! Ebra.
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Chester.
Hi, honey.
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What up, T?
What you got over there?
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Mashed potatoes.
Woohoo! Wish I had that.
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New edition.
All the fresh colors.
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I put a flag on 183224.
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It's this radiant orchid that's fly as fuck!
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Hey, thank you so much.
I'ma get this back to you.
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Behind! What is good with the beef?
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Yes, Chef.
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Taking it out now.
Thank you.
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Sup... Hey.
Hey.
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Who are you? Sorry.
Sorry.
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Chester, this is Chef Sydney.
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Sydney, this is my roommate, Chester. Hi,
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Chester... roommate.
Hey, Chef Sydney.
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Cool. Why are you here? Sorry.
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Getting my boy dialed.
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Dropping off some inspirational materials.
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He's a designer.
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What do you design?
All of it.
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I'm out. I'll see you at home, my G.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. I'll
get it back to you. Of course.
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Great to meet you, Chef Sydney.
You, too.
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Good luck with the meeting. Thanks.
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Yeah, I'm meeting a brand ambassador,
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so I can't be smelling like
fucking hot giardiniera.
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Alright, I'm out.
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Pantone colors?
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Yeah, I was thinking...
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...maybe I could do
a classic donut for The Beef?
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On top of my other stuff,
of course.
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Yeah. But, I mean, I think it could be hot.
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Yeah. I mean, donuts are deceptively hard,
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but... You know, require
a lot of equipment, too.
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I don't know if this is the most
stocked place in the world.
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I want it to be perfect.
Like that plum.
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The one Carmy was telling
us about.. Michelin mode.
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Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
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Itit could be, like,
limited edition or something.
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If you're into it,
then I'm into it.
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Let me know what you
need for help, alright?
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Alright. Gladly. Thank you, Chef. Alright.
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Good luck.
Alright.
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Hey, all good?
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All good, Chef.
All good, Chef.
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Cool. Sweeps is rocking family.
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Angel, how you feel about salad?
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Absolutely, Chef.
Gorgeous. Thank you.
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You think I can get family today?
You know you don't work here.
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Hey, Chef. How's it going?
Good, Chef.
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Try the new chocolate cake?
Yes.
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And...
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You've given Marcus a lot of confidence.
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Well done.
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So, you didn't make any of these ones,
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or these the ones you made?
No, no, I haven't made any yet.
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I'm just trying to do
some research, you know.
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Feel out the textures,
see what it's really about.
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That's nice.
Did you...
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...talk about feel?
Yeah.
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Yeah, see, this one is good. It's like...
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That one's good?
Yeah, I think so.
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That's nice.
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What do you hear?
Itit sounds, like, you know...
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...when you go to your grandma's house,
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and she has the cushion on the
top of the toilet seat? Yeah.
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You sit on it. Yeah. It's like slight deflating...
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Aand it is smells like potpourri,
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but it's also smells like Grandma. Yeah.
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Hey! What's up, jagoff? Hey! Ho!
What's going on, Frank? Good to see you.
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New York, that's right.
Hi. Hiya. Hi.
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I haven't seen that one.
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Mr. New York!
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Okay, goodbye.
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Good seeing you.
Sorry about Mike.
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Thank you.
No. No, no...
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Can you not see this?
This is bullshit!
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I can't hear you when you're screaming.
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They're opening all my presents!
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Holy shit.
You guys are so weird!
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What are you doing opening up
other people's stuff for?
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Carol, can you please help me?
It really fucking sucks in here!
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Hey, hey, hey! I got one!
242
00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:22,445
I got one question!
Yeah?
243
00:12:22,545 --> 00:12:24,114
So, you work in a restaurant, right?
244
00:12:24,214 --> 00:12:25,484
I work in a restaurant.
That's right.
245
00:12:25,584 --> 00:12:28,729
What's it like to be a fucking loser?
246
00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:33,366
Hey, hey, guys! Guys! Hey!
247
00:12:33,466 --> 00:12:35,337
Carmy here was the chef...
248
00:12:35,437 --> 00:12:37,341
...of the best restaurant in the world.
249
00:12:37,441 --> 00:12:39,278
Okay? That's not an exaggeration.
250
00:12:39,378 --> 00:12:42,752
It was literally the best
restaurant in the world.
251
00:12:42,852 --> 00:12:45,912
I mean, at least according to Eater.
252
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:08,570
Didn't come out to talk to you, alright?
253
00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:11,175
I don't wanna bicker.
I just need quiet.
254
00:13:11,275 --> 00:13:13,480
I don't got anything to say to you.
255
00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:15,985
Except...
256
00:13:16,085 --> 00:13:19,910
...heads up, you know,
Pete's here. I'm aware.
257
00:13:20,276 --> 00:13:21,897
Sugar better watch his ass.
258
00:13:21,997 --> 00:13:24,368
Sugar's stuck at work.
259
00:13:24,468 --> 00:13:26,506
Fucker drops off a gift,
and now he won't leave.
260
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:29,378
My god. Yeesh.
261
00:13:29,478 --> 00:13:31,248
'Yeesh' is right.
262
00:13:31,348 --> 00:13:32,885
He always looks like he's...
263
00:13:32,985 --> 00:13:35,423
...about to call the cops on us,
you know what I mean?
264
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,523
Like a narc.
Exactly.
265
00:13:38,112 --> 00:13:40,149
Like a fuckin' narc.
266
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,424
Heya, Phil!
Hey, Jimmy.
267
00:13:46,896 --> 00:13:49,935
Richard.
Hey, what's up, Phil.
268
00:13:56,148 --> 00:13:58,613
Well, that was fucking weird.
269
00:14:00,022 --> 00:14:01,610
What, you fuck up one
of his properties, too?
270
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,014
Actually, no. Because
you know what, Jimmy?
271
00:14:04,114 --> 00:14:06,218
I don't fuck up properties.
272
00:14:06,318 --> 00:14:08,924
Sometimes, people think they're
calling me to fix a toilet,
273
00:14:09,024 --> 00:14:10,995
but in reality,
they've called somebody else.
274
00:14:11,095 --> 00:14:12,999
All you had to do was pick up
the fucking phone, man.
275
00:14:13,099 --> 00:14:16,005
I never got a fucking call!
Yeah? Really?
276
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,309
Fuck this.
277
00:14:18,409 --> 00:14:21,214
Alright. So here's what she said.
278
00:14:22,935 --> 00:14:24,421
'Couldn't turn off the sink.
279
00:14:24,521 --> 00:14:26,058
'There's water leaking everywhere.
280
00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:27,528
'I couldn't find anyone.
281
00:14:27,628 --> 00:14:30,901
That's friggin' malarkey, man.
'I repeatedly called Rick...
282
00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:35,310
...at 8475550186.'
283
00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:39,051
Number sound familiar, Ricky?
Yeah...
284
00:14:39,151 --> 00:14:42,126
...because that's Michael's number.
285
00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:47,595
Nobody looks at fucking
digits anymore. I'm 312, dog.
286
00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:53,630
That kid, man.
287
00:14:56,335 --> 00:14:58,335
That kid.
288
00:15:19,715 --> 00:15:21,235
Hey, Chef?
What?
289
00:15:21,335 --> 00:15:23,974
Will you please use a salt bed
next time like I asked?
290
00:15:24,074 --> 00:15:26,480
Why you always,
like, watching me?
291
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:29,017
'Cause it's just sort of my job. Also, um,
292
00:15:29,117 --> 00:15:31,523
maybe we don't use, like,
293
00:15:31,623 --> 00:15:34,294
gross kitchen towels.
294
00:15:34,394 --> 00:15:36,566
Judgmental.
We could just use a knife.
295
00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:38,971
I don't think it's judgment.
Uptight...
296
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,510
I think it's just like
health and safety generally.
297
00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:43,610
Um, cool, so...
298
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,684
Okay, I got it.
I'm just trying to help.
299
00:15:45,784 --> 00:15:47,387
Yeah, thanks. I got it.
300
00:15:47,487 --> 00:15:50,122
Got it! Got it.
Thank you, Chef.
301
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:31,075
Both of these fuckin' ninnyboys,
302
00:16:31,175 --> 00:16:32,678
they, like, they called ambulances, right?
303
00:16:32,778 --> 00:16:35,718
They're both in ambulances on
the way to Resurrection Hospital.
304
00:16:35,818 --> 00:16:38,322
And then one of the
medical professionals...
305
00:16:38,422 --> 00:16:40,426
...whose time you're wasting say to you?
306
00:16:40,526 --> 00:16:44,521
He goes, 'What in the hell
did you do that for?'
307
00:16:44,719 --> 00:16:48,042
Like, what the fuck? You think
that their shit wasn't spicy?
308
00:16:48,142 --> 00:16:51,466
Like, why would they
lie about that? You know?
309
00:16:51,566 --> 00:16:53,386
What's up, dudes?
Yo.
310
00:16:53,486 --> 00:16:55,486
What's up, man.
311
00:16:56,809 --> 00:17:00,549
You guys just laughing
it up over here? Nope.
312
00:17:01,819 --> 00:17:04,509
Hey, what's in the cooler?
Made, EctoCooler.
313
00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:07,264
No way! Like Ghostbusters?
Yeah.
314
00:17:10,269 --> 00:17:14,604
Looks like it needs a refill.
Yeah, yeah. I'm on it.
315
00:17:16,415 --> 00:17:17,735
Damn, man.
316
00:17:17,835 --> 00:17:20,089
Fun birthday party?
317
00:17:23,195 --> 00:17:26,118
Whoa, no way! This is,
like, identical, dude!
318
00:17:26,218 --> 00:17:28,218
Good, good. Thank you.
319
00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:32,364
From the song.
320
00:17:32,464 --> 00:17:36,238
No, I... I remember.
Yeah.
321
00:17:36,338 --> 00:17:39,653
What is it, like,
nap time or something?
322
00:17:43,570 --> 00:17:46,760
That's weird.
323
00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:50,233
Richie, how you been, man?
I got to...
324
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:53,053
You know.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
325
00:17:56,328 --> 00:17:58,382
Wow, man. This is so good, dude.
326
00:17:58,482 --> 00:18:02,123
Good. Good. Thanks, man.
You killed it.
327
00:18:02,223 --> 00:18:04,328
Hey, I know that, you know,
sometimes things are weird...
328
00:18:04,428 --> 00:18:06,398
...or whatever with... We don't
We don't have to do that.
329
00:18:06,498 --> 00:18:07,568
Yeah.
330
00:18:07,668 --> 00:18:09,338
But I'm, you know,
II'm a bit of a foodie.
331
00:18:09,438 --> 00:18:11,743
Jesus Christ, Pete.
What?
332
00:18:11,843 --> 00:18:13,780
Alright, I know that's not cool or whatever,
333
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,285
but, you know, I did just I wanna say that
334
00:18:16,385 --> 00:18:19,709
I followed everything you were
up to out there, man, and...
335
00:18:19,809 --> 00:18:21,463
...just,
336
00:18:21,563 --> 00:18:25,319
I know how much courage
that took for you, so...
337
00:18:25,419 --> 00:18:27,207
And...
338
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:30,452
...just was pumped for you, you know?
339
00:18:31,699 --> 00:18:33,587
I bet probably a lot of people
don't realize, like,
340
00:18:33,687 --> 00:18:37,227
how much work that must have
took and dedication or whatever,
341
00:18:37,327 --> 00:18:41,703
and so just...
I thought it was cool, man.
342
00:18:41,803 --> 00:18:44,776
And your sister frickin'
was really pumped for you.
343
00:18:44,876 --> 00:18:47,481
Really, really pumped. Yeah.
344
00:18:47,581 --> 00:18:52,001
But she also, you know,
really missed you a lot, too.
345
00:18:52,641 --> 00:18:55,786
Thank you. Thank you, Pete.
Yeah, man.
346
00:18:56,314 --> 00:18:58,949
Freaking tired all of a sudden.
347
00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:01,576
So, she's not really busy at work?
348
00:19:01,676 --> 00:19:03,730
No, she's,
pissed at you.
349
00:19:06,401 --> 00:19:07,455
Yeah, I owe her a call.
350
00:19:07,555 --> 00:19:10,326
Or, you know, like,
50 calls.
351
00:19:10,426 --> 00:19:12,230
You know, I don't wanna get
in the middle of anything...
352
00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:13,900
...or whatever, but...
353
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,806
I mean, it was hard for her, too, you know?
354
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,610
Look, I, I gotta keep jamming here, alright?
355
00:19:18,710 --> 00:19:20,781
Yeah, no, totally. I'm gonna...
I'm gonna head in,
356
00:19:20,881 --> 00:19:22,651
but, I'll catch you before you cruise?
357
00:19:22,751 --> 00:19:25,046
Yes. Yeah.
Yeah. Cool, cool.
358
00:19:26,676 --> 00:19:29,615
This freaking guy.
Hilarious.
359
00:19:31,552 --> 00:19:33,552
Fucking shit...
360
00:19:36,562 --> 00:19:38,562
F...
361
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:41,288
Fuck. F...
362
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,493
Fuck. Shit.
363
00:19:43,593 --> 00:19:47,249
I got a little more,
ketchup here. Thanks.
364
00:19:48,485 --> 00:19:50,485
Um...
365
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,590
What?
366
00:19:53,428 --> 00:19:55,428
Don't kill me...
367
00:19:55,449 --> 00:19:57,449
I can't wait for this.
368
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:58,790
We...
369
00:19:58,890 --> 00:20:02,800
...we spilled a bottle of Xanax in the cooler.
370
00:20:11,999 --> 00:20:14,589
What, are they fuckin' dead?
371
00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:17,595
No, no, no.
I think they're, um,
372
00:20:17,695 --> 00:20:19,695
they're just sleeping?
373
00:20:22,486 --> 00:20:24,866
Actually, I'm kinda into it.
374
00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:27,731
Yeah?
Yeah.
375
00:20:30,035 --> 00:20:34,200
Keep up the good work.
You're killing it! Alright.
376
00:20:36,916 --> 00:20:38,916
Okay, Chefs,
377
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:42,167
let's get ready to taste the potatoes!
378
00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:49,370
Fuck...
379
00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:58,504
Come on. Come on,
come on, come
380
00:21:07,544 --> 00:21:09,331
Behind!
381
00:21:09,431 --> 00:21:11,469
Whoa. Come on!
382
00:21:11,569 --> 00:21:14,374
Sorry. Sorry, sorry.
383
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:17,024
It's cool.
Fuck! Come on, Tina!
384
00:21:21,539 --> 00:21:23,539
Fuck...
385
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,022
Why did you do this?
386
00:21:32,110 --> 00:21:34,448
Because I don't have time to fuck around.
387
00:21:34,548 --> 00:21:36,548
You're welcome, Chef.
388
00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:53,832
Damn.
389
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,528
Coffee?
390
00:21:57,628 --> 00:21:59,628
No. No, I'm good.
391
00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:05,711
Hey, when is that from?
392
00:22:05,811 --> 00:22:08,733
Repeat party, Grant Park, '92.
393
00:22:10,804 --> 00:22:12,804
You ever miss him?
394
00:22:12,858 --> 00:22:15,881
I didn't really know him
well enough to miss him.
395
00:22:15,981 --> 00:22:17,718
You?
396
00:22:17,818 --> 00:22:19,639
Sometimes.
397
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,076
You know, we were so close
in age, more like...
398
00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:25,049
...more like a friend than
family. You know, we were...
399
00:22:25,149 --> 00:22:28,389
...the same kind of problems
around the same time. We...
400
00:22:28,489 --> 00:22:30,784
...had a lot to talk about.
401
00:22:31,044 --> 00:22:33,044
Sounds nice.
402
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,620
It was.
403
00:22:39,495 --> 00:22:42,980
When was the last time you talked to him?
404
00:22:43,870 --> 00:22:45,870
Around 20 years ago.
405
00:22:45,891 --> 00:22:48,663
We had a gnarly fight, man.
406
00:22:48,763 --> 00:22:51,568
What was it about?
Million things.
407
00:22:52,587 --> 00:22:54,074
You know, drugs,
alcohol, gambling,
408
00:22:54,174 --> 00:22:55,677
mostly because he just insisted...
409
00:22:55,777 --> 00:22:59,652
...on doing stupid fuckin' shit all the time.
410
00:22:59,752 --> 00:23:04,172
You know he had a new career,
like, every 10 minutes?
411
00:23:04,511 --> 00:23:05,998
Wanted to be a broker,
412
00:23:06,098 --> 00:23:08,536
and then he wanted to be
a defensive coordinator.
413
00:23:08,636 --> 00:23:10,139
I'm dead serious.
414
00:23:10,239 --> 00:23:11,976
And then,
415
00:23:12,076 --> 00:23:15,416
some asshole invested in Ed Debevic's,
416
00:23:15,516 --> 00:23:19,256
and, you know, suddenly,
he's a restaurateur.
417
00:23:19,675 --> 00:23:22,598
Sounds about right.
Yeah.
418
00:23:22,698 --> 00:23:26,071
Really stuck your poor ma
with that place. Man.
419
00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:27,608
I mean, don't you find it impossible...
420
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:29,879
...being in there 24 hours a day?
421
00:23:29,979 --> 00:23:31,749
II'm in there for five minutes,
422
00:23:31,849 --> 00:23:33,720
I start thinking about bad shit.
423
00:23:33,820 --> 00:23:35,757
That's probably why I like it so much.
424
00:23:35,857 --> 00:23:39,257
Yep. Probably why you wanna fix it, too.
425
00:23:40,049 --> 00:23:41,836
Probably.
426
00:23:41,936 --> 00:23:44,007
Just, you know...
427
00:23:44,107 --> 00:23:45,978
Just don't be too disappointed if it...
428
00:23:46,078 --> 00:23:49,308
...doesn't necessarily happen.
Alright?
429
00:23:50,937 --> 00:23:52,558
You know I'm not gonna
sell it to you, right?
430
00:23:52,658 --> 00:23:54,658
I know that.
431
00:23:56,716 --> 00:23:59,861
Had a dream about him once, your dad.
432
00:24:00,724 --> 00:24:03,012
We were up in, um...
433
00:24:03,112 --> 00:24:05,651
...like Lake Geneva...
434
00:24:05,751 --> 00:24:07,921
...or someplace,
and wewe're going along.
435
00:24:08,021 --> 00:24:10,927
We're driving along in this car, big SUV.
436
00:24:11,027 --> 00:24:13,065
He's in the passenger seat,
and we're driving fast,
437
00:24:13,165 --> 00:24:15,169
like, really fast.
438
00:24:15,269 --> 00:24:17,908
And I can't get control.
439
00:24:18,008 --> 00:24:20,847
You know, it's like bumpy cars
flying all over the place.
440
00:24:20,947 --> 00:24:23,667
He wouldn't put on his seatbelt.
441
00:24:24,137 --> 00:24:26,626
Suddenly, this little kid...
442
00:24:26,726 --> 00:24:28,930
...a little boy, he walks right
out in the middle of the road.
443
00:24:29,030 --> 00:24:31,769
I jam on the brakes really hard.
444
00:24:31,869 --> 00:24:35,439
Car stops like a millimeter away from him.
445
00:24:35,627 --> 00:24:37,046
But, your dad,
446
00:24:37,146 --> 00:24:40,002
he goes flying through the windshield,
447
00:24:40,102 --> 00:24:42,102
but he never lands.
448
00:24:43,576 --> 00:24:45,847
He keeps on flying.
449
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,447
What happened to the kid?
450
00:24:53,295 --> 00:24:55,675
I stood there waving at him.
451
00:25:02,614 --> 00:25:06,439
Well, on a, on a sunnier
note, you have, um...
452
00:25:07,189 --> 00:25:09,945
...you have knocked 2K
off your tab. Congrats.
453
00:25:10,045 --> 00:25:12,045
Nice seg.
454
00:25:12,333 --> 00:25:14,855
I'm the Seg King.
455
00:25:14,955 --> 00:25:19,799
So, what do we owe you
now? 298,000? 298,050.
456
00:25:19,899 --> 00:25:24,007
What's that 50 about?
Shipping and handling.
457
00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:26,107
Fucking asshole.
458
00:25:30,870 --> 00:25:32,870
Come on.
459
00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:37,750
Chef, how close are the
potatoes? One minute!
460
00:26:07,811 --> 00:26:09,865
Go ahead. Get it over with.
Get what over with?
461
00:26:09,965 --> 00:26:12,987
Taste it and tell me it's shitty.
462
00:26:15,827 --> 00:26:18,377
It's great. Thanks, Chef.
What?
463
00:26:18,933 --> 00:26:21,622
It's great. Thank you, Chef.
464
00:26:21,722 --> 00:26:26,397
Now, let's hurry up and roll
before we get rolled, yeah?
465
00:26:43,849 --> 00:26:47,223
Thank you, Jeff.
Chef.
466
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,921
Alright. Let's get the hell out of here.
467
00:27:11,021 --> 00:27:12,624
I didn't even get a chance to eat anything.
468
00:27:12,724 --> 00:27:15,362
Me neither. Fucking starving.
Hey! Nice work today, fellas.
469
00:27:15,462 --> 00:27:17,366
Seriously, It was good to see you, Uncle J.
470
00:27:17,466 --> 00:27:19,821
Love you, Bear. Love you.
471
00:27:24,263 --> 00:27:27,921
Later, Richard. Alright.
Until next time, James.
472
00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:31,761
Hey, you guys wanna
see something disgusting?
473
00:27:32,914 --> 00:27:35,236
I don't understand it.
It's so mysterious to me.
474
00:27:35,336 --> 00:27:37,975
He's sitting there,
just sleeping like a baby.
475
00:27:38,075 --> 00:27:40,212
I wanna beat the living fucking
crap out of him. Yeah. Exactly.
476
00:27:40,312 --> 00:27:42,312
You know?
Exactly.
477
00:27:47,176 --> 00:27:51,341
Thank you for letting me
be a part of this family.
478
00:27:53,188 --> 00:27:55,109
I'll never forget this memory.
479
00:27:55,209 --> 00:27:57,413
Man, shut the fuck up,
fucking nerd.
480
00:27:57,513 --> 00:27:59,734
Sleep there.
481
00:28:01,505 --> 00:28:03,742
Are we almost back?
Yeah.
482
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,990
Sorry, Pete.
483
00:28:39,347 --> 00:28:41,902
Yo, yo! Got some family dessert.
484
00:28:42,002 --> 00:28:44,002
Alright, alright.
485
00:28:52,874 --> 00:28:55,764
We all get cake 'cause we're best friends.
486
00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:57,901
Thank you.
Okay.
487
00:28:58,001 --> 00:28:59,888
Hey.
488
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,988
Chef.
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