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DISTORTED MUSIC
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CHEERING
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Go on, Steve!
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If he does that again,
I'm going in.
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That's disgusting. He's like a dog.
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Come on, you loved it
when you were little.
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Oh, it's hot today, innit, kids?
Hot, hot, hot.
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SHE SWALLOWS LOUDLY
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Oh, my God.
Do you have to swallow so loudly?
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I'm sorry, right, I can't stand it.
I'm going in.
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We'll come back out for cake.
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Just ring us, we'll
have our headphones on.
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SHE SWALLOWS LOUDLY
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Hey, Siobhan, come here a minute.
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What, can't walk now you're 50?
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Be dribbly wees next.
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Do I swallow loudly?
Listen.
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SHE SWALLOWS
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Have you taken
your medication?
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I'm not on medication. Exactly.
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Oh, guess what happened
at work today.
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An alien turned up said
they'd all heard
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about your fascinating work story.
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I was on the tills and this bloke
dropped a bag of peas,
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and the bag split and
the peas went everywhere.
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Leave it, Lin. Let it go.
Have a day off. It's your birthday!
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No, no, no. This won't take long.
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So I said, "That's OK, mate. You
leave it. I'll sort that out."
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Doesn't look up from his phone,
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doesn't acknowledge my existence
in any way at all.
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But then, oh, then, he looks at
this attractive woman behind him
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and he goes like this.
He goes, "Huh!"
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SHE CLICKS HER TONGUE
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Siobhan. He goes...
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SHE CLICKS HER TONGUE AND SIGHS
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And then she rolls her eyes as well.
She was a right bitch.
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I mean, I know you shouldn't say
women are bitches,
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but some of them just are,
aren't they?
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Anyway, so then I'm down on my hands
and knees with a dustpan and brush
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and he goes, "Are you going
to be much longer, love?
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"I've got better things to do
than watch you sweep up, peas."
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So I look up and he's now scratching
his balls, like that.
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Sorry, Annie, a man in the shop.
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Anyway, I nearly faint,
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because you know what I'm like with
men's genitals.
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Why don't you have a nice drink
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and a little break from speaking?
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Anyway, then I get back to my chair
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and there's only blood all over it
where I've leaked on it.
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So him, he sees it and he recoils
in horror.
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I thought, "Oh, I'm not having that
after I've swept your peas up."
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So I looked at him and I said, "Oh!
Oh, you can see me now, can you?"
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And then I looked at her and I goes,
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"Yeah, and you'll be
invisible soon enough an'all."
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Ooh, it's nippy when the
sun goes in, innit?
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I get a creek in my neck.
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Crick.
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Ey?
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Crick. You said creek.
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Yes. I'm going to get a creek
in my neck from the wind.
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It's crick.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah. Are you OK?
I am, yes.
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SHE SWALLOWS LOUDLY
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It was so great for Steve
to organise all of this for you.
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You're lucky to have him.
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Hmm. Well, I invited everyone.
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Got all the shopping, cooked it.
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Baked my own cake,
chose my own present,
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wrapped it up and now
I'm clearing up.
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But...
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But, yeah, yeah.
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I have had a really nice time.
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Lin, Lin, any more sausages?
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Yeah. Do another one!
Go on, Steve! Here he goes.
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Go on!
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RAUCOUS CHEERING
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WATCH BEEPS
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All right, let's have a
bit of hush, please.
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I'd like to say a few words now
about my dear lady wife.
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Oh, no, no, please.
Linda, it's your 50th!
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I hate it, though!
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The birthday queen,
Linda Jane Jenkins.
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You...
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...are well fit...
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...for your age and great mum.
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So, three cheers for Linda.
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Hip, hip... Hooray!
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Steve-o! Oh, go on.
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Get it, go on.
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CHEERING
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Nice one, Steve. woo!
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WATCH BEEPS
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Come on, babe.
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No, leave that.
I'll do it in the morning.
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Mum wants to cut the cake now.
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Oh, does she? Oh, we'll cut
it now, then, shall we?
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Is everything OK?
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Couldn't you think of anything
else to say about me?
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Ey?
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Nothing.
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Can you get the cake...
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...knife thing, please.
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The what? It's, it's got...
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It's flat, it's triangle.
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You cut a slice of cake with it, and
then it catches it underneath it.
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What? The cake knife thing!
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What are you talking about?
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It's OK. I'll get it.
You tidy up outside.
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Got it! Here we go.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho!
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Merry Christmas, everybody!
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CHANTING: Go, limbo!
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Go, limbo!
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Ah, my back's gone! No, seriously,
my back's gone. What?
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My back's gone.
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Lin, Lin, my back's gone!
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Lin, Nurofen!
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Get the Nurofen!
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Hurry up, Linda,
we're losing him!
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CREAKING
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ROCKING CHAIR CREAKS
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Is that case you fall off
the chair, or...
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Hmm?
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Oh, God.
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I'm always forgetting
to take it off.
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HE CHUCKLES
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How are you, Linda?
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Yeah, OK.
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There's just a couple of niggly
little things that I wanted to...
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Well, I can only address one issue
per appointment.
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I think I might have
early onset dementia,
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osteoporosis, ringing in my
ears when I'm stressed,
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anxiety, depression,
cardiovascular disease,
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and a strange mental disorder
involving loss of nouns.
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Well, that's quite a list.
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And you're 50 now?
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How are your moods? Fine!
How are yours?!
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Any irritability or rage?
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Well, nothing unjustified.
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Well, this all sounds
like the menopause to me, Linda.
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The menopause?
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So it was the one issue, then?
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Just need to get on top of
your symptoms, and you'll be tiptop.
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I'll print out a fact sheet
for you.
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God, how did I not know that?
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Some women find the shift in
hormones liberating.
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My wife's taken up extreme climbing.
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She hangs off cliffs
at weekends now. Ah!
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I used to love climbing.
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She's currently in in
the Yorkshire Dales.
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HIS VOICE FADES OUT
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Vaginal dryness? Sorry.
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Any vaginal dryness?
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No. Loss of libido.
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Still in the honeymoon period.
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Well, let me know when you're not
and I can prescribe testosterone.
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No, it's fine, really.
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It improves sex drive, but
it also...
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Can we drop the sex talk,
please, doctor?
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I get it. You can prescribe me
something to keep me wanting sex.
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I didn't actually ask for that,
but good to know.
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Thank you. Goodbye.
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And how is Steve?
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Not in my ten minutes, Doctor.
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Not in mine.
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Thanks then, bye.
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He's fine, thank you.
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APPLIANCES RUMBLE
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WATCH BEEPS
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WATCH BEEPS
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RUMBLING AND WHIRRING SWELLS
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RUMBLING FADES
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HIGH-PITCHED WHINE
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RUMBLING
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Hang on, hang on.
HE CRUNCHES
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You're leaving me because I didn't
match up the Tupperware?
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Not just because of that, no.
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And I'm not leaving you. I'm just
going away on my own for a bit.
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Well, then why then?
I just told you why.
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Yeah, but I didn't hear you.
These are twice baked.
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I'm sorry. They're really crunchy.
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WATCH BEEPS
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I'll tell you again why I'm leaving.
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But if you
interrupt or zone out,
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I am going to leave
you a note instead.
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I'm not going to interrupt.
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I'm not going to zone out.
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I swear.
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I don't know for how long,
Mum, she didn't say.
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She won't pick up.
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She said I'll just ask her
where things are.
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She's been saving up.
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She says there isn't anyone else.
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She's gone to look for some
time capsule in a tree.
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She says she wants to
be more than just
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someone's wife or mother
for a while.
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I'm not being a gullible dick, Mum.
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Yeah, well, apparently she's been
adding up all the so-called
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invisible work she's done
over the past 25 years...
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ENGINE REVS
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...and writing
it all down in a ledger.
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Every chore, every second,
every minute.
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Yeah.
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And she's taking some of that time
back now.
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? When I first came to town
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? They called me the
roving jewel... ?
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What do you mean, you wish
you'd done that more?
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? Now they've changed
their tune... ?
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And this bit's weird.
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She said an Incredible Hulk
plaster gave her a sign.
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And that the Hulk is the only
menopausal role model
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in the history
of TV and film.
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It's not funny, Mum.
I can't find the towels.
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? Through the woods I go
And through the boggy mire... ?
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I blame Dr Spence, putting
ideas into her head.
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? Till I come to my
heart's desire. ?
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Well, Dave said lots of menopausal
women become selfish
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when their oestrogen runs out.
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Yeah, she's taken the old beast.
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No, not Siobhan, Mum.
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A Triumph.
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She doesn't care what people think.
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She said, I can tell them
whatever I want.
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LAUGHTER
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Lin's got cancer.
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FIDDLE PLAYS
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Yur's a biker ol'bur?
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Sorry?
Tha's yur biker ol'bur?
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
I don't know what you're saying.
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I is asking you if you
are a biker.
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Oh, am I a... Yes.
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Yes, I am.
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OK. Nice to meet you. Bye.
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UNINTELLIGIBLE SHOUTING
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LAUGHTER
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HE SIGHS
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There you go. Thanks, Car.
Cheers, Car.
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Small, medium or large?
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Small, medium or large!?
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Oh, sorry.
I was miles away there.
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I've come for the caravan,
actually, not the eels.
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CUTLERY DROPS
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What?
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Uh, I'm sure they're delicious.
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It's just, I'm a
vegetarian, that's all.
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And I'm not hungry at all.
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Vegetarian townie here's come for
Father's caravan, Agnes.
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Oh, aye?
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How long for?
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Oh, 44,000 minutes, maybe?
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Oh, sorry.
Force of habit.
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Maybe a month?
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Just passing through here, then.
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Listen here, vegetarian town mouse.
256
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See that tree o'er there?
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It's been here hundreds of years.
258
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Just like our forefathers.
And formathers.
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Sorry, which one?
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I am that tree. And Caramel here
is that one o'er yonder.
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You see this earth?
262
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You were born on it.
By those bins, over there.
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FLIES BUZZ
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And one day shall
be returned to it.
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We're a community here, Town Mouse.
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These here people, these here trees.
These here eels.
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We're as one. Humanity in nature.
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Not separate, like in towns.
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We're proud of these here lands.
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So when someone only wants
it for a few weeks
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that don't sit
right with us, do it, Ags?
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No, it do not.
273
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I don't really know what I've done
wrong here.
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I can't stay longer.
275
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,960
I'm literally just here
to find a tree.
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And then I'll be moving on.
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You can stay in the caravan.
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But we got one rule.
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No pets, no music, no children,
no shitting in bushes.
280
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You look like the type.
Oh, and a no loud sex.
281
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,320
That's five rules, I think.
282
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,760
You want this fucking
caravan or not, Town Mouse?
283
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,280
Yes, please. Now...
284
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,520
Got no pets? No.
285
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,880
No friends? No.
286
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,760
No children? No.
287
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,600
Cash up front.
400 for the month. That's fine.
288
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,040
And it'll need a clear out.
289
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,560
No-one's been inside since Dad
died in it.
290
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,600
Well, he's not still in it, though?
291
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BIRDS CAW
292
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,040
LINDA COUGHS
293
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It's a bit hard to breathe
here, isn't it?
294
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,440
Ooh!
295
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Bit dusty.
296
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,560
It's really settling on my throat.
297
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,560
You might want to give it a bit
of a wipe down.
298
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,400
Ey? You want me to clean it?
299
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,920
I haven't come all the way out here
just to clean up another man's mess,
300
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,000
and a dead one at that.
301
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,640
I'm sorry about that.
302
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:57,440
But I just didn't expect to be
cleaning as soon as I got here.
303
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,480
No, no.
304
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,160
That's a deal breaker, I'm afraid.
305
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,600
I'm not doing it.
306
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,960
WATCH BEEPS
307
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,720
PHONE RINGS
308
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,160
RINGING STOPS
309
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:39,080
Steve said you've left
because you've done some ironing.
310
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,280
Bollocks. Who is he?
311
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,520
Call me back.
312
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,160
PHONE VIBRATES
313
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:58,160
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
314
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,000
Nice to see a bit of fresh meat.
315
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,200
May I?
316
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:12,160
No, I absolutely don't want
you to sit down and join me.
317
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:15,200
Woman with a bit of spunk
what can read.
318
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,680
Just my type. Oh, got a type?
319
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,400
You shouldn't be sitting
here on your own,
320
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,680
pretty lady like you.
321
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,320
Why not? It's not right.
322
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,120
Why isn't it right?
323
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,280
Ey?
324
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:32,400
Why isn't it right for an adult
woman to sit by herself
325
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,080
reading and drinking?
326
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,400
I don't know. I've never really
thought about it before.
327
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,000
In case someone...
328
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,280
...tries to rape
you, I suppose?
329
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,280
What, in here?
330
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,720
SNORING
331
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,800
Well, there's never right time or
place, is there?
332
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,760
I mean, it could happen anywhere,
couldn't it?
333
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:06,560
Hot-air balloon, ghost train.
334
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,880
In space.
335
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,120
Space?
336
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:15,120
Well, where there's a will,
there's a way.
337
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,240
That's a long way off for
you, isn't it?
338
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,120
What, the menopause?
No, I'm in it now.
339
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,360
Look. Um...
340
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:31,080
Oh, Tony. Or Tone to my friends.
341
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,360
Tony.
342
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,400
You seem like a lot of fun.
343
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,080
But I'm 50 now.
344
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,360
I know I don't look it, but I am.
345
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,520
And I've spent most of my adult life
putting other people's feelings
346
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:44,960
and needs before my own.
347
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,600
Even those of complete
strangers like you.
348
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,880
Just politely listening along.
"Ooh, really?"
349
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,720
But I'm not going to do that
for a bit.
350
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,520
And it feels...
351
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,160
...so great.
352
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,560
Time, Tony is the most precious
thing we have.
353
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,520
And yet we just squander it.
354
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:08,840
And your time, Tony, it's not
more valuable than mine, is it?
355
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,120
No. No, it isn't, no.
356
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:15,920
So I'm going to sit here,
read my book, drink my pint.
357
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:19,160
You can either sit there
and be quiet or go away.
358
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,320
I'm not buying you a drink
and I'm not chatting
359
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,560
about rape in space. All right?
360
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,080
Yeah.
361
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,320
No chance of a blowjob then?
362
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,520
No.
363
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,560
Not until I finish
this chapter anyway.
364
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,480
HE LAUGHS
365
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,920
? Oh, Sally, my dear
366
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,880
? It's you I'd be kissing
367
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,280
? Oh, Sally, my dear
368
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,600
? It's you I'd be kissing.
369
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,000
? She smiled and replied
370
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000
? You don't know what
you're missing.
371
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,600
? Oh, Sally, my dear
372
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:23,160
? I wish I could wed you.
373
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,560
? Oh, Sally, my dear
374
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,400
? I wish I could bed you... ?
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