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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:13,416 --> 00:01:15,166 Yes or no, snookums? 2 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:16,916 Yes or no what? 3 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,916 Well, I'm putting together the list! 4 00:01:18,958 --> 00:01:20,750 The list? What list? 5 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:24,541 You know, the bridal list! White dress, ring, orange blossom… 6 00:01:24,583 --> 00:01:27,333 No! 7 00:01:27,416 --> 00:01:29,416 You can see that I'm busy with… 8 00:02:10,708 --> 00:02:13,208 He's in the grand entrance hall. 9 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:17,083 Two more minutes to rehearse, then it's showtime for you. 10 00:02:37,416 --> 00:02:38,583 Hello, sir. 11 00:02:38,666 --> 00:02:40,626 Remember what I said yesterday. 12 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:46,000 Hello, Mr. Grofenol. 13 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,208 At ease! 14 00:02:50,208 --> 00:02:54,250 And then, the boss arrives 15 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:56,813 - like an idiot… - Ah! You. 16 00:02:57,083 --> 00:02:59,083 I saw your quote. Are you nuts? 17 00:02:59,166 --> 00:03:00,791 3,500 francs 18 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:03,333 for four sorry bit players, 19 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:06,166 seven metres of moth-eaten carpet, a barren buffet? 20 00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:07,541 Too steep for a minister! 21 00:03:07,583 --> 00:03:09,166 Oh, sir, sir… 22 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:11,374 As penalty, you're being reassigned. 23 00:03:11,416 --> 00:03:13,296 This place is out of control. 24 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:15,708 Oh, sir, but I… 25 00:03:16,291 --> 00:03:17,333 Great. 26 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:26,541 Phone! Ah, you two… Is the kangaroo movie ready? 27 00:03:26,625 --> 00:03:28,208 - Yes. - Yes, sir. 28 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:31,490 Good. Screening in five minutes, in my office. 29 00:03:34,375 --> 00:03:35,750 Attention! 30 00:03:45,666 --> 00:03:46,749 What do we have here? 31 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:48,708 She's the temp, for when I'm on holiday. 32 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:51,583 Holiday? Holiday? 33 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,791 Do I look like a charity to you? 34 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:57,235 I sell holidays. I don't give them away. Get out! 35 00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:00,541 It's hot… 36 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:10,041 Ah! Finally… 37 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:13,750 Let's go, quickly. This film… 38 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:15,583 Is it ready yet? 39 00:04:17,125 --> 00:04:18,525 Okay, lights off. 40 00:04:33,666 --> 00:04:36,416 Wait a minute, wait! 41 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,916 Is this what you call kangaroos? 42 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,458 A small error, sir. No problem. 43 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:02,958 There we go… 44 00:05:10,375 --> 00:05:12,000 My kangaroos… 45 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,624 So there you have it! We're pleased to tell you 46 00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:22,749 that 5,000 of these kangaroos will soon travel to the USA. 47 00:05:22,791 --> 00:05:23,958 Yeah! 48 00:05:24,041 --> 00:05:26,624 The Sitting Company told us before your arrival. 49 00:05:26,666 --> 00:05:29,749 And Mr. Sitting himself will come to sign in September. 50 00:05:29,791 --> 00:05:31,671 And bring us lots of dollars. 51 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:36,916 Well that's 200 million in profits. 52 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,041 With that, we can clean up the mess and start fresh. 53 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:44,083 What is this? I said I didn't want… Ah, okay… 54 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:46,000 Ah, the samples… 55 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:48,375 Let's have a look… 56 00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:52,333 But I'm not done with you! No, quite the opposite. 57 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:58,708 Ah yes, here… During the bookkeeping of 1968, 58 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:00,916 that you for once took care of, 59 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,416 there's a sort of little pinhole. 60 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,833 Oh, just a little snag, sir. 61 00:06:05,916 --> 00:06:07,541 A little snag? 62 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:09,458 You call that a little snag? 63 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:13,250 32,788,223 francs, 64 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:15,041 you call that a little snag? 65 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,749 I call that a laceration. 66 00:06:16,791 --> 00:06:19,541 I call that an historic collapse. 67 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:23,208 So, it's your choice: I either fire you 68 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:25,250 in spectacular fashion, 69 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:28,125 or I kick you out with a smile. 70 00:06:28,208 --> 00:06:30,291 And jail on top of that. 71 00:06:30,375 --> 00:06:32,958 But wait a minute! The collective agreement! 72 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,208 We've three months' notice, as executives. 73 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:37,416 Three months? Sold. 74 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,458 But I warn you: 75 00:06:39,541 --> 00:06:43,125 during these three months, it'll be slavery. 76 00:06:43,208 --> 00:06:47,250 I want you on the ground, at my feet, like dogs! 77 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Down boys! 78 00:06:52,083 --> 00:06:53,833 These mangy beasts! 79 00:06:53,916 --> 00:06:56,000 All right, time to get to work. 80 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:59,458 You know, I'd try playing kangaroo on the patio. 81 00:06:59,541 --> 00:07:00,708 Get! 82 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:17,708 Why are you laughing? 83 00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:19,666 Nothing funny about being broke. 84 00:07:19,708 --> 00:07:23,499 Forget your empty pockets. I'm going on the offense. Mission: Hector. 85 00:07:23,541 --> 00:07:26,458 And tomorrow you can dust off your mourning suit. 86 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:29,291 All right, go! This time we won't miss. 87 00:07:30,541 --> 00:07:32,291 So it's starting again, huh? 88 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:34,013 But I haven't forgotten. 89 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:37,750 1954. The acid bath scheme. 90 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:40,750 The belly. 1960. 91 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:44,374 The rat trap caravan. That one… I've still got scars from. 92 00:07:44,416 --> 00:07:46,458 1966. 93 00:07:46,541 --> 00:07:49,750 The cyanide oxygen mask. Down the toilet! 94 00:07:49,833 --> 00:07:53,833 Are you done breaking my spirit? This time, we win or go to jail. 95 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:02,250 Hmm-mm… 96 00:08:03,666 --> 00:08:04,916 Stop. 97 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:07,791 Jacket. 98 00:08:13,833 --> 00:08:15,208 Helmet. 99 00:08:16,291 --> 00:08:18,458 Glasses. Ladder. 100 00:08:35,791 --> 00:08:40,458 - Amazing! - Go, boss, go! 101 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:42,041 Higher! 102 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:47,583 Yahoo! 103 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,958 Go boss, higher! 104 00:08:58,666 --> 00:09:00,333 Hey! Heyo! 105 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,958 Bravo, bravo! Your form is Olympics-level! 106 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:07,166 You'll see, things will be much better. 107 00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:08,791 Hey, hey! 108 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:10,708 Hey, boss! 109 00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:13,083 Go for it, boss! Come on! 110 00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:15,000 Yes, come on! 111 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:22,583 Try this one, it's better! 112 00:09:22,666 --> 00:09:24,041 Yes, boss! 113 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,791 He was too old to be an astronaut. 114 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:41,416 "To our beloved boss…" 115 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,500 No, this one is better. 116 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:48,375 "See you soon, Hector." 117 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,833 Goodbye, Hector! 118 00:09:57,916 --> 00:10:00,541 Ah but watch out! Now, there's the second round. 119 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:03,208 After the legal timeframe, the council elects us. 120 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:04,666 The company is ours! 121 00:10:04,708 --> 00:10:06,958 We've waited 13 years for this! 122 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,875 It's too good! 123 00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:10,166 Hope there's no catch. 124 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:11,458 - Don't worry! - Listen… 125 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,666 - No heirs at least? - My sources are good. 126 00:10:13,708 --> 00:10:16,500 Even so, I'm still a little anxious. 127 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,208 First off, he's not 100% dead. 128 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,874 The hearse in front of the clinic doesn't lie. 129 00:10:20,916 --> 00:10:23,000 And miracles don't exist, right? 130 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:24,874 Your pessimism is out of line. 131 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,708 Never been glad to work Saturday. 132 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:28,500 It's a funeral… 133 00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:30,750 Voilà! I hope there's enough? 134 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:31,874 No but tell me… 135 00:10:31,916 --> 00:10:33,416 Have you no sense of decency? 136 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,125 Come on! 137 00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:38,833 - Oh, please! - No but really! I mean… 138 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,708 Yes… 139 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,208 Gloria! 140 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,666 Gloria! 141 00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:39,321 Ah, there you are! What are you doing up there? 142 00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:40,708 Oh, crap! 143 00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:42,911 I'm totally blind in these glasses! 144 00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:44,499 Write it for me! 145 00:11:44,541 --> 00:11:47,375 Stuck inside with these clown clothes. 146 00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:49,541 Clown clothes, huh? 147 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,208 You wanted a white dress, you got it! 148 00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:54,999 You wanted to live with me, now you live with me. 149 00:11:55,041 --> 00:11:57,333 Nonetheless, if someone told me Gloria Bikini 150 00:11:57,375 --> 00:11:58,999 would end up a woman in white… 151 00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:01,458 Ah, my dear… Saving face comes first. 152 00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:05,333 A CEO must be an example of virtue and morals. 153 00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:07,749 Ah! I could write books about your morals. 154 00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:09,791 - Speaking of… - Yes? 155 00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:11,875 When are you making it official? 156 00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:13,833 Ah no, too soon… 157 00:12:13,916 --> 00:12:17,750 No, for now, you're my medical alibi. 158 00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:21,125 And to announce my imminent death, 159 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:25,083 a nurse is more useful than a wife. 160 00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:31,250 Gentlemen, please, gentlemen! Please, gentlemen! Listen to me. 161 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:34,291 After all, we were like family. 162 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:37,541 Those two creeps nearly killed me. 163 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,145 But I have no proof. 164 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,541 If they find out I'm back on my feet, 165 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:43,958 they won't miss again. 166 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,875 But if I play dead, they wouldn't dare chop up my corpse. 167 00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:52,708 Please, tell me what our grump would have wanted. 168 00:12:52,791 --> 00:12:56,166 Just watch, I'll take them for a ride day after day. 169 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:58,749 I'll play The Agony of the Eagles in the morning. 170 00:12:58,791 --> 00:13:02,541 I'll play the death of Hector at night and Volpone 171 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,333 all the time. Don't move. 172 00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:05,708 There's a ton in there! 173 00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:08,708 And to think, all this started with cavemen. 174 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,630 Sure, great, pass me the mic. 175 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,208 Guillaume, Eugène! Report straight away! 176 00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:23,358 You know what messing this up is? A crime. 177 00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:25,458 There's nothing we can do, he's hardy. 178 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,916 It's the tragedy of the gerontocracy. 179 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,541 Let's try to fix this and finish the job. But… 180 00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:34,666 with class… and with discretion. 181 00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:41,875 Madame nurse? 182 00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:44,833 - It's us, the directors of… - Yes, I know. 183 00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:47,541 Mr. Hector asks for you whenever he's awake. 184 00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:49,083 How is our little miracle? 185 00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:51,666 What a surprise that he came back out of the blue. 186 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:54,291 Oh yes! He wanted to die in his dear home. 187 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,583 - Oh we understand him… - Come in. 188 00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:59,833 But just for a minute. Any small thing could kill him. 189 00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:02,833 Perfect, perfect… Perfect. 190 00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:09,333 It already looks like a funeral home. 191 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,813 That's good for us. 192 00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:19,958 Boo! 193 00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:23,625 Did we scare you? 194 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,750 It's you, my good friends… 195 00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:31,916 Come closer, closer… 196 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:34,833 You know I am… 197 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,625 I'm going to die. 198 00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:40,148 He's already gone. 199 00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:44,708 I can't see you well… My good companions… 200 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,541 I know I've done you wrong. 201 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:55,291 I know. If, if… I bullied you, I insulted you. 202 00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:57,583 Even just now. 203 00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,833 You, who embody loyalty. 204 00:15:00,916 --> 00:15:04,083 I can see that on your faces. 205 00:15:04,916 --> 00:15:08,291 I'm suffering… Listen… 206 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:11,875 Listen… Promise me… 207 00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:15,750 to take care of the factory… 208 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:17,625 the minister… 209 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:21,083 the Sitting contract, the kangaroos… 210 00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:24,958 Everything is in your hands. 211 00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:30,166 I feel… 212 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,833 I feel… 213 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:34,583 that it's the end… 214 00:15:40,916 --> 00:15:42,716 I knew that I still had it. 215 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:45,708 - Yeah, but I'm still nervous. - Why? 216 00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,875 I mean, we got him. 217 00:15:47,958 --> 00:15:51,318 I won't calm down until we're next to his coffin. 218 00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:57,166 Nothing corrects style like a wedding ring. 219 00:15:57,208 --> 00:15:59,833 Oh no, this again? 220 00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:02,083 Oh, it's my little Boule. 221 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:04,249 Do I look agonizing enough like this? 222 00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:06,291 Yes. So you put on a show for her too? 223 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:09,666 Of course, kid. For everyone! One slip and it's all done for. 224 00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:11,458 Go ahead, let her in. 225 00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:16,078 I want to be sure he's not messing with us. 226 00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:18,625 Ah, if my mother could see me… 227 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,041 Oh well that, for instance… Miss Boule. 228 00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:28,273 I called you here… 229 00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:32,041 to give you a sensitive mission… 230 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,791 a secret one. 231 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,250 For obvious reasons, 232 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:42,750 I can no longer run my factory. 233 00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:47,791 So I've decided to send you to Provence, 234 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:52,250 to Cazalan, to find my cousin Achille. 235 00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,541 Achille… 236 00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,500 Yes, Achille, is a… 237 00:16:57,125 --> 00:17:01,041 He's one of those darned intellectuals, 238 00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:03,708 a professor of something or other… 239 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:06,583 We used to be partners. 240 00:17:06,666 --> 00:17:09,666 We shared 50-50 ownership of the factory, 241 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:12,208 and then I managed to… well, he… 242 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:15,583 …decided to leave me everything. Now… 243 00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:19,791 he prefers being poor in Provence to being rich in Paris. 244 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:24,125 Yes, in any case, he's a Grofenol. He's the main one. 245 00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:26,250 He's the only relative I have. 246 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:30,250 Oh, it's… there it is… 247 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,413 It's definitely happening tonight. 248 00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:34,416 When should I leave? 249 00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:37,916 Leave? Well, listen, take a flight tomorrow at noon. 250 00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:40,791 Go quickly, now. 251 00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,499 Go prepare your things. 252 00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:45,583 It might be that I never see you again. 253 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:51,333 This isn't a joke. Will we lose our Hector? 254 00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,416 - Did you get that down? - No kidding! 255 00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:56,708 Now we just need to get ahead of it. 256 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:08,833 Quick, the wheel! 257 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,333 Hurry up! 258 00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:19,541 There it is, Cazalan! Without the castle, it's Melun. 259 00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:20,791 Turn right. 260 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:25,749 Read me his pedigree again. 261 00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:27,333 His pedigree? Got it here. 262 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:30,916 Grofenol Achille, 5.3.27, Nickname Grof. 263 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,708 175 cm, 78 kg… 264 00:18:33,791 --> 00:18:35,291 I didn't ask his shirt size! 265 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:38,999 Sorry, sorry. Distinguishing mark: business incompetence. 266 00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:41,291 Ah, that's good for us. 267 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:42,625 Oh yeah? Why? 268 00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:46,499 He doesn't have the gift, we do. We get him to sign before Ms Boule arrives. 269 00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:49,333 - Sign what? - Oh, just a little something… 270 00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:51,735 A little gift from the heir, his factory… 271 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,875 You're not bad, you know? 272 00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:08,833 Well jeez… 273 00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:10,958 There must be a door! There has to be! 274 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,040 There's going to be a drawbridge. 275 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:24,625 Will you look at this crazy entrance? 276 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,750 - No! - It's not possible… 277 00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:32,731 - Mr. Achille? - Grofenol? 278 00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:47,348 Let me handle it. I'll talk to him in the native tongue. 279 00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:52,041 Hey! Come here! 280 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,541 Come on! 281 00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:59,500 Country folk sure have changed… 282 00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,623 You could use a little refresher. 283 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,583 Are you Mr. Grofenol? 284 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,706 You could have knocked, you know. 285 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,833 It's no laughing matter, sir! 286 00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,541 Death is not funny. 287 00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:17,541 Your cousin… Mr. Hector is dead. 288 00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,458 Ah, 20 minutes he's been in this state. 289 00:20:22,541 --> 00:20:24,249 Announcing his cousin's death 290 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,611 and the inheritance early is indelicate. 291 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:30,541 Forgive me, I'm a sensitive guy. 292 00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,166 And poor Hector… 293 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:35,666 He told you about me before he died? 294 00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:37,541 After jumping from eight stories, 295 00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:38,874 one isn't very chatty. 296 00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:40,458 Dead, he doesn't talk much. 297 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,541 So, seems you've got a big deal going on here. 298 00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:46,375 I can't say it's a big deal. It's pretty modest, you know. 299 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:49,416 I distill liquors from herbs. Come here, you. 300 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,416 I use rosemary, sage, lavender. Come! 301 00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:55,420 - Come! - Come in, gentlemen. Come in. 302 00:20:58,541 --> 00:21:00,750 Hey, this stuff isn't too bad! 303 00:21:01,916 --> 00:21:05,036 That's nice of you, we don't smoke in here. 304 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,375 Dear Mr. Grofenol, 305 00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:12,083 we've thought of everything. You don't need to leave this sky, sunshine, cicadas, 306 00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:15,041 to lock yourself up in a repulsive city. Unburden yourself. 307 00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,708 That's what I'm here for. Right? 308 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:19,041 And we want to save you the tiring journey. 309 00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:22,083 So, one signature… Just a small annoyance, and done! 310 00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:23,625 Goodbye, problems. 311 00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:25,691 A piece of paper? 312 00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:30,833 Yes, you know what they say, a little autograph. 313 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:33,166 You'll have another little drink 314 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,208 for your throat? 315 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,458 No, after the signature. Say, sir… 316 00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:38,458 - You know how to sign, right? - No. 317 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,875 I mean… I can't. 318 00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:42,958 - Oh yeah? Why not? - Well because… 319 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,749 Like my grandmother always said, 320 00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:47,500 "slow and steady wins the race". 321 00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:51,083 Well, your grandmother wasn't in business. 322 00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:57,041 Mr. Grofenol! 323 00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:59,583 We've thought about it. You're right. 324 00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:01,166 You should come to Paris. 325 00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:02,708 Why live among these animals? 326 00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:06,030 What an idea, for someone like you to rot here! 327 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:10,958 Well you know, the view here is breathtaking. And it's not polluted yet. 328 00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:13,333 But you know what Paris is? It's paradise. 329 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:16,125 It's businesses, consortiums, 330 00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:18,333 buildings, millions of offices… 331 00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:21,208 Ah, the offices! And the banks? You know what banks are? 332 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:24,458 Balance sheets, profits, stocks, foreign exchange, trade… Life! 333 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,458 The stock market… Stocks or life! 334 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,916 Life! You know what the stock market is? 335 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,083 The Grofenol accounts, plus three, plus four, plus five! 336 00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:35,250 All this is yours, it belongs to you! 337 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:36,733 You're very kind. 338 00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:41,416 But you know… Excuse me. Your nonsense, it doesn't interest me. 339 00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:45,666 Mr. Grofenol! Mr. Grofenol! 340 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:48,250 Say, Mr. Grofenol, if you won't come, 341 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,416 your 320 employees will be out of work. 342 00:22:50,458 --> 00:22:53,666 Shivering and hungry! And you'll lose a deal worth 500 million. 343 00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:55,416 Oh, money… 344 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,916 Money… 345 00:22:57,416 --> 00:22:59,750 500 million? 346 00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:01,583 Yes, yes! 347 00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:02,833 No. 348 00:23:04,041 --> 00:23:06,375 And will I get Hector's big office? 349 00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:08,375 You're the boss. 350 00:23:09,291 --> 00:23:10,541 No, I can't. 351 00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:12,375 But wait, why not? 352 00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:16,166 Why? Because I have my sheep, I have my dog Romulus… 353 00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:30,250 Are you Mr. Achille Grofenol? 354 00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:32,041 No. He left. 355 00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,333 Where? 356 00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:35,291 Down there, up there. 357 00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:38,458 - He left? - Well, look… 358 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:07,874 Well, how about that… 359 00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:09,166 Hello! 360 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,583 Gloria! 361 00:24:11,875 --> 00:24:13,625 They kidnapped my cousin! 362 00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:16,458 It's big, it's important. 363 00:24:16,541 --> 00:24:18,208 Oh, yeah, I like it. 364 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,291 Hello! 365 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:20,895 Come on, Mr. Eugène. 366 00:24:28,833 --> 00:24:32,916 Come, come! Oh the pretty little sheep! Mr. Achille's good boy! Come on! 367 00:24:32,958 --> 00:24:35,500 Come, come! Crap! 368 00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:38,208 Dirty mutton! 369 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:42,791 So what? What are you laughing at? 370 00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:53,583 Don't touch. 371 00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:55,625 Ah, gentlemen, may I? 372 00:24:55,708 --> 00:24:57,041 What is this? 373 00:25:10,458 --> 00:25:12,750 Mr. Hector, Mr. Hector! Listen… 374 00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:15,166 - We've got a surprise for you. - A surprise? 375 00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:18,791 If it's about Achille, it's not that much of a surprise. 376 00:25:18,833 --> 00:25:21,374 - Well, we thought… - You thought what? 377 00:25:21,416 --> 00:25:23,124 That it would make me happy? 378 00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:27,041 That the name Grofenol had to survive despite it all? 379 00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:29,083 Yes, you might be right… 380 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,750 I'd still like to see him one last time. 381 00:25:31,833 --> 00:25:34,041 - Ah that's not possible, sir. - Not possible? 382 00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:34,916 - Why? - You're dead. 383 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,249 - What? - He thinks you're dead! 384 00:25:37,291 --> 00:25:38,624 Ah, he thinks I'm dead… 385 00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:41,624 Don't you think you're jumping the gun a little? 386 00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:43,124 Why did you tell him that? 387 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:46,416 Well you understand… He hates you so much he wouldn't have come. 388 00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:49,083 - We had to tell him… - …that you'd been buried. 389 00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:51,500 Mr. Hector. It's awful. 390 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:53,625 Your cousin has disappeared. 391 00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:55,083 I looked everywhere. 392 00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:57,041 Miss… 393 00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:58,250 Look. 394 00:25:58,333 --> 00:25:59,653 A show for you. 395 00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:04,458 We'll leave you. 396 00:26:04,541 --> 00:26:06,291 We'll take care of your successor. 397 00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:08,333 And may God bless you. 398 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:18,666 Ah, there's our little boss. 399 00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:20,458 So, did we have fun? 400 00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:23,875 Ah, it's the new boss… 401 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:31,916 This time it's for real This time, I won't come back 402 00:26:36,291 --> 00:26:39,583 I won't come back! Oh no! 403 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:42,166 Ah, that's it! 404 00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:47,916 My little office! 405 00:27:03,291 --> 00:27:04,971 Careful, there's a turn. 406 00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:09,791 Excuse me. 407 00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:14,688 "A" like "Achille". 408 00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:24,291 No, it's mine. 409 00:27:25,791 --> 00:27:29,000 Please. And here's your office. 410 00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:30,416 My office? 411 00:27:31,666 --> 00:27:33,750 Mr. Achille, please. 412 00:27:35,583 --> 00:27:37,500 Oh, this was his chair. 413 00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:38,483 Ah… 414 00:27:38,541 --> 00:27:39,833 - Custom-built. - For him? 415 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:41,155 Oh yes. Sorry. 416 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,958 Ah, it's outstanding! 417 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,583 - Of course! - All this is for me? 418 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:47,708 Sorry, have a seat. 419 00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:49,416 Hold on, hold on… 420 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:53,124 I'm not superstitious, but I won't sit in the chair of the deceased. 421 00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:55,125 I'd rather eat standing up. 422 00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:56,328 Oh really? 423 00:28:00,708 --> 00:28:01,958 Well… 424 00:28:05,916 --> 00:28:07,875 Well, the red telephone… 425 00:28:07,958 --> 00:28:09,166 Well… 426 00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:11,000 And the black, obviously… 427 00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:17,624 That's Miss Boule, your secretary. She's not very quick, you know. 428 00:28:17,666 --> 00:28:19,706 She's easily beaten to the punch. 429 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:23,893 Pleasure to meet you. 430 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,583 Oh! 431 00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:28,483 Nice to meet you. 432 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:32,833 Well then. I think now that we've been introduced, 433 00:28:32,875 --> 00:28:34,208 can he meet Mr. Charles? 434 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:36,541 - Please. - Sorry. 435 00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:38,041 Gentlemen… 436 00:28:41,041 --> 00:28:42,561 This is Mr. Charles. 437 00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:47,249 A pleasure, sir. 438 00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:50,166 What an ungracious misunderstanding. 439 00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:52,541 I am Charles. 440 00:28:52,625 --> 00:28:55,416 I am the model G-E-100… 441 00:28:55,916 --> 00:28:58,666 I am intelligent and… 442 00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:00,375 …to serve you. 443 00:29:00,458 --> 00:29:02,791 We would like a sort of framework law 444 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,541 to give Mr. Achille back his natural elegance. 445 00:29:05,583 --> 00:29:07,291 Programming… 446 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,923 - Say something nice to him. - Nice… 447 00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:17,208 How are you? 448 00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:20,708 Circuits in good condition. Perfect magnetic memory. 449 00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:24,150 But my eye, you can see, isn't what it used to be. 450 00:29:24,833 --> 00:29:27,458 Uh… Yes. Thanks. 451 00:29:27,541 --> 00:29:30,000 I do not understand the word "thanks". 452 00:29:30,083 --> 00:29:32,375 Ah? Well, too bad. Now… 453 00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:36,000 Well goodbye, Mr. Charles. Good morning to you. 454 00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:38,500 Electronically yours. 455 00:29:38,583 --> 00:29:41,000 Well then… What's this? 456 00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:44,125 75 suits from Cardin. 457 00:29:44,208 --> 00:29:46,291 120 pairs of shoes! 458 00:29:46,375 --> 00:29:47,999 This machine is out of its mind! 459 00:29:48,041 --> 00:29:50,083 Come, let's clean up… 460 00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:55,374 - Hello. - Hello, sir. 461 00:29:55,416 --> 00:29:57,625 Madame… 462 00:29:57,708 --> 00:29:59,916 Sorry, sorry… 463 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,560 - Does it hurt? - Not at all. 464 00:30:09,583 --> 00:30:11,250 Ah… 465 00:30:11,333 --> 00:30:12,541 It's nice. 466 00:30:23,583 --> 00:30:25,083 Oh la la… 467 00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:26,500 Ladies… 468 00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:34,166 No, here. 469 00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:35,458 But… 470 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,541 Come on, ladies, please! 471 00:30:40,666 --> 00:30:41,958 Ah, eh… 472 00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:16,125 All right, stop now! Hey! 473 00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:20,750 No, I wanted something much more flexible. 474 00:31:22,416 --> 00:31:23,916 I'm sure that this… 475 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,458 - Here… - I don't want that! 476 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:27,166 This is what I want! 477 00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:29,333 My gosh. 478 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,166 An Australian cow, look. 479 00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:34,166 Ah yes, Australian, yes that's good. 480 00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:35,833 Excuse me. 481 00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:39,166 It'll fit you like a glove. 482 00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:41,833 Yes but like a glove doesn't interest me. 483 00:31:41,916 --> 00:31:43,833 It's ridiculous! 484 00:31:45,916 --> 00:31:49,625 No, let's do something more romantic. 485 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,748 It's nothing, don't fret over it. 486 00:31:52,583 --> 00:31:54,583 Don't fret over it! 487 00:31:54,666 --> 00:31:56,291 It's fine, it's nothing! 488 00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:57,916 He's clumsy! Get out of there! 489 00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:00,500 Take my place. Go one, give me your foot. 490 00:32:00,583 --> 00:32:02,983 Give me that. I'll show you how it's done. 491 00:32:04,625 --> 00:32:05,916 Give me that. 492 00:32:06,875 --> 00:32:08,458 What a klutz! 493 00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:10,000 That hurts. 494 00:32:12,458 --> 00:32:14,541 I'm here. 495 00:32:19,125 --> 00:32:20,750 But sir, try it. 496 00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:22,666 "Try it, try it" … 497 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:24,791 Let's not fret! 498 00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:27,833 Honestly, gentlemen, 499 00:32:27,916 --> 00:32:29,500 it's not my size. 500 00:32:29,583 --> 00:32:31,343 It's not my size, you see? 501 00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:34,000 I don't mean to be mean, sir, 502 00:32:34,083 --> 00:32:36,166 but this is not my size. 503 00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:20,050 Congratulations. They give you a jack, you give back a king. 504 00:33:23,916 --> 00:33:26,541 - Congratulations, Mr. Eugène, and thanks. - Hmm? 505 00:33:26,583 --> 00:33:28,333 Well yes, for the military honors. 506 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:30,749 - Ah, you noticed! - Sorry. 507 00:33:30,791 --> 00:33:32,750 Sorry… There we are. 508 00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:34,833 Did you want it to go to his head? 509 00:33:34,875 --> 00:33:36,125 Yes, maybe. 510 00:33:44,833 --> 00:33:45,958 Clumsy, huh? 511 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,875 - Uh, well… - Uh, well, no. No! 512 00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:51,750 And you're hopping over lines? Start over. 513 00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:53,916 - The start is… - There. That's better. 514 00:33:53,958 --> 00:33:57,158 Getting warmer, warmer! Colder! Oh it's cold! 515 00:33:57,208 --> 00:33:58,458 Oh so cold! 516 00:33:58,541 --> 00:34:00,416 I'll never make it! What do you want… 517 00:34:00,458 --> 00:34:01,916 Don't fret, it's a craft. 518 00:34:01,958 --> 00:34:05,500 Use another color, it helps. Blue is good for nerves. 519 00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:06,708 Let's go! 520 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:09,666 I can't… 521 00:34:11,166 --> 00:34:14,250 Oh, no helping please! Back to your desk! 522 00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:15,813 Well, if she wants… 523 00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:22,291 There we go… Yes, there we have it! 524 00:34:22,375 --> 00:34:24,583 Ah there you go… Well, no! 525 00:34:24,666 --> 00:34:25,666 Oh yes, oh yes… 526 00:34:25,708 --> 00:34:27,749 You want to skip that line? Cheating? 527 00:34:27,791 --> 00:34:28,958 - No. - Come on. 528 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,480 There you go. Stop! 529 00:34:30,541 --> 00:34:32,999 We finished this test in one hour and 22 minutes. 530 00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:35,481 - A good start, no? - Yes. 531 00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:37,416 Ink blot test. 532 00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:40,041 The most important one. Open the notebook, quick. 533 00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:41,958 Open the notebook, quick. Careful… 534 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,416 Careful… Thank you. Now close it. 535 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,125 Thank you. 536 00:34:47,708 --> 00:34:49,791 You're making me want to slap you. 537 00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:52,500 No, no, no! 538 00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:56,303 Don't expose yourself. Okay, so you're there… You're fine. 539 00:34:56,375 --> 00:34:58,416 So, you should be on G now. 540 00:34:58,500 --> 00:34:59,874 - Get on G! - That's it! 541 00:34:59,916 --> 00:35:02,750 He's like a half-wit there! 542 00:35:02,833 --> 00:35:04,666 - Okay, listen… - Don't expose yourself! 543 00:35:04,708 --> 00:35:05,833 Good god! 544 00:35:05,916 --> 00:35:08,250 All right, on the ground! 545 00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:11,208 Oh no, really… 546 00:35:11,291 --> 00:35:13,624 I'm going to see what he's up to down there. 547 00:35:13,666 --> 00:35:16,500 It's not rocket science. X, D, 548 00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:19,083 - I, Z, S! - He almost had it! 549 00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:20,750 Now, listen… 550 00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:23,125 Now, turn around. 551 00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:27,083 He really is the ultimate idiot! 552 00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,750 What's wrong now? 553 00:35:28,833 --> 00:35:30,874 We're going to make you a Top-70 CEO! 554 00:35:30,916 --> 00:35:32,916 Like poor Mr. Hector. 555 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,958 You see, the ideal CEO 556 00:35:35,041 --> 00:35:38,249 is a modern man in direct contact with the manufactured product. 557 00:35:38,291 --> 00:35:40,833 His cologne that smells like success. 558 00:35:41,583 --> 00:35:43,541 His razorblade is in love. 559 00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:46,249 His underwear, I don't have on hand, but you know… 560 00:35:46,291 --> 00:35:48,208 His underwear should be moving. Ah! 561 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:50,170 For tough guys with soft skin. 562 00:35:51,125 --> 00:35:53,166 Oh it's good… It's so good… 563 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:56,458 It's so good it's almost a sin. 564 00:35:57,208 --> 00:35:58,833 But all this is useless 565 00:35:58,875 --> 00:36:01,583 if the CEO doesn't have one essential quality, 566 00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:03,583 life-changing even: the love for money. 567 00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:05,041 Money doesn't buy happiness. 568 00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:06,958 Don't speak nonsense! 569 00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:08,333 The passion of the CEO 570 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:10,291 isn't caviar, it's not kebabs, 571 00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:12,666 nor cheese, nor Chartreuse. Not even love. 572 00:36:12,708 --> 00:36:15,166 The passion of CEO is money, you understand? 573 00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:17,416 One exception to this rule, however: 574 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:20,000 the cult of great men, like Voltaire, 575 00:36:20,083 --> 00:36:22,291 like Racine, like Pascal, 576 00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:24,708 but only on paper money. 577 00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:26,791 - Ah, Pascal… - Ah, devil! 578 00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:30,041 And so, secondly, the CEO, has a certain… 579 00:36:30,125 --> 00:36:32,375 How can I put it… A certain… 580 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:35,208 A certain class, you see? You see? 581 00:36:35,291 --> 00:36:37,500 Are you listening? Get up! 582 00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:39,374 Will you get up? What is this? 583 00:36:39,416 --> 00:36:40,875 Will you get up? 584 00:36:40,958 --> 00:36:41,999 What's going on? 585 00:36:42,041 --> 00:36:44,499 - Sorry… - Yes. A CEO is an attitude. 586 00:36:44,541 --> 00:36:47,041 He's camped out behind his desk, his gaze steady. 587 00:36:47,083 --> 00:36:49,375 And his glasses, casually gesturing. 588 00:36:49,458 --> 00:36:51,291 Gesturing like this, more or less. 589 00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:53,791 He has his correspondent here, like this. 590 00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:55,541 Do what I tell you, come on. 591 00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:57,083 Come on, here we go! 592 00:36:57,125 --> 00:36:58,666 That's right, he does this. 593 00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:01,250 Well? There, good. 594 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:05,253 That's class, that's stature. There, that's better. You get it? 595 00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:07,338 Is all this really necessary? 596 00:37:07,416 --> 00:37:08,749 It's indispensable. 597 00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:13,000 Because I'll tell you… You have a defect. You're too nice. 598 00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:15,291 You're more of a cicada than a crocodile. 599 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:17,083 - Is that bad? - It's catastrophic. 600 00:37:17,125 --> 00:37:20,416 However, you can compensate with the CEO smile. 601 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:22,124 It's a very toothy smile. 602 00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:23,749 Distinctly pronounced! Do it! 603 00:37:23,791 --> 00:37:26,291 Come on! Hey! 604 00:37:26,375 --> 00:37:28,333 Give us a big smile! Oh my God… 605 00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:31,166 It's dripping in charm! Go, go! 606 00:37:31,250 --> 00:37:32,958 Pull! Pull! 607 00:37:33,041 --> 00:37:35,666 Pull! No, but give it all you've got! 608 00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:37,291 Like this… 609 00:37:37,375 --> 00:37:38,791 You look like your dog. 610 00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:42,249 We need charm, too. There, line up those teeth for me! 611 00:37:42,291 --> 00:37:45,291 If you can line up all 32, it's a win. 612 00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:46,708 Hey! 613 00:37:46,791 --> 00:37:47,708 Ah! 614 00:37:49,833 --> 00:37:52,124 - Ah no, no! - Come on, come on! 615 00:37:52,166 --> 00:37:53,708 Come on! 616 00:37:59,250 --> 00:38:01,708 How pale you are, my poor friend. 617 00:38:01,791 --> 00:38:03,833 You're pale, pale… 618 00:38:03,916 --> 00:38:07,625 You need sun, fresh air… 619 00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:08,833 Good luck. 620 00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:13,643 Something wrong, sir? 621 00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,833 - Do you like this work? - Yes, sir. 622 00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:37,675 That's very good, continue. 623 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,453 NO SMOKING 624 00:38:44,208 --> 00:38:47,833 - Hello. Ah, hello, my friend. - Mr. Director. 625 00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:49,291 So, are you happy? 626 00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:50,749 - Yes, yes. - Everything good? 627 00:38:50,791 --> 00:38:52,311 Well that's perfect. 628 00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:54,874 - Hello, Mr. Director. - Hello. 629 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,708 Hello, my son. Hello. 630 00:38:56,791 --> 00:38:58,333 Oh, he's cute. 631 00:38:58,416 --> 00:39:00,750 Mr. Achille! Come back! 632 00:39:00,833 --> 00:39:02,416 You'll get lost! 633 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:06,060 Let him play CEO in his factory. He'll get into shape. 634 00:39:06,333 --> 00:39:07,583 Into shape? 635 00:39:07,666 --> 00:39:09,708 To sign our paper, idiot. 636 00:39:09,791 --> 00:39:12,500 Oh! Hold this for me. 637 00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:17,583 Mr. Achille! Mr. Achille! 638 00:39:17,666 --> 00:39:19,416 Someone's in your office for you. 639 00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:22,378 - A moment. - All right, back to work! 640 00:39:22,458 --> 00:39:24,541 Back to work! 641 00:39:24,625 --> 00:39:27,041 Come here, my dear. 642 00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:28,805 All right, back to work! 643 00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:31,291 Ah no! No, no and no! 644 00:39:31,375 --> 00:39:33,208 Is something wrong, sir? 645 00:39:33,291 --> 00:39:35,041 No, that won't do. 646 00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:38,666 I spoke to Romulus. He agrees, we're leaving. 647 00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:40,333 What are we waiting for? 648 00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:42,624 - Wait, he speaks? - Of course, like all dogs. 649 00:39:42,666 --> 00:39:45,083 Yes, we're going back to Cazalan, old chap. 650 00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:46,666 Too long in the factory. 651 00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:47,666 It's exhausting. 652 00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:51,458 Yes, it's tiring. You can tell your factory that. So much smoke! 653 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,708 And there's no greenery to regenerate. 654 00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:55,874 - And the atmosphere… - The atmosphere? 655 00:39:55,916 --> 00:39:57,458 Atmosphere! 656 00:39:57,541 --> 00:40:00,958 Yes, the atmosphere! Atmospheric pollution, heard of it? 657 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,333 You're so right. Paris has no seasons anymore. 658 00:40:03,375 --> 00:40:07,000 But sign, and you can go home to Cazalan. 659 00:40:07,083 --> 00:40:08,874 - Perfect. - There, sign right here. 660 00:40:08,916 --> 00:40:10,333 Go on, get lost! 661 00:40:16,958 --> 00:40:18,333 Please. 662 00:40:29,208 --> 00:40:30,999 She's bigger than she looks! 663 00:40:31,041 --> 00:40:32,666 Call a doctor! 664 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,958 - Good. - Quick, get down here. 665 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,458 - We have to talk. - Yes. 666 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,333 Don't sign. 667 00:40:41,416 --> 00:40:43,583 They're terrible, they're going to rob you. 668 00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:45,745 See you soon, mission accomplished. 669 00:40:46,041 --> 00:40:47,601 She must be in shock. 670 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:54,083 Well say, to find a doctor in the summer… 671 00:40:54,125 --> 00:40:57,125 It's… Well… Where's the sick girl? 672 00:40:57,208 --> 00:41:01,291 Uh… Don't worry. Just a short bout of depression. 673 00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:03,333 Good! It's our turn, gentlemen… 674 00:41:03,375 --> 00:41:06,041 Change of plans! I'm a Grofenol, 675 00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:08,708 and a Grofenol never gives in! 676 00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:13,333 Mr. Hector tried all the lines. 677 00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:16,416 - There you are, it suits you. - Yes… 678 00:41:16,458 --> 00:41:19,166 Yes, I think so, but… I think the cut is good. 679 00:41:19,208 --> 00:41:22,500 A little tight here, but overall, it's good. 680 00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:25,708 And so for the other items, 681 00:41:25,791 --> 00:41:27,624 go up there, on the terrace. 682 00:41:27,666 --> 00:41:29,708 On the terrace? Hey, wait! 683 00:41:34,541 --> 00:41:36,250 Well where did he go? 684 00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:43,291 NO SMOKING 685 00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:47,874 Oh, look up there! 686 00:41:47,916 --> 00:41:49,458 Achille is on the trampoline! 687 00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:51,749 - What's that? - Look up there! 688 00:41:51,791 --> 00:41:54,208 - Achille! - You forgot to put the springs back! 689 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:55,625 Oh crap! 690 00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:11,791 Don't jump! 691 00:42:12,416 --> 00:42:14,416 Wait, Mr. Achille! 692 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,333 Please! 693 00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:23,000 What is that? 694 00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:26,125 What the… 695 00:42:31,958 --> 00:42:34,000 Hector… Hector! 696 00:42:37,458 --> 00:42:40,708 Oh no! That's not cool. 697 00:42:40,791 --> 00:42:42,431 That's not cool at all. 698 00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:44,583 It's not cool, what you did. 699 00:42:44,625 --> 00:42:46,791 But what did I do? 700 00:42:46,875 --> 00:42:48,333 You didn't die! 701 00:42:48,416 --> 00:42:50,249 You can't always get what you want. 702 00:42:50,291 --> 00:42:51,749 Well, it's dishonest. 703 00:42:51,791 --> 00:42:54,750 Disho… Oh no, I protest! 704 00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:56,124 I'm not dishonest. 705 00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:58,416 - What? - Those two bastards are dishonest! 706 00:42:58,458 --> 00:43:01,658 They made you think I was dead so you'd come. 707 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:08,333 Yes, I know, I'm a wretch. 708 00:43:08,416 --> 00:43:11,624 Well then beat me, pinch me, crush me, whatever you like. 709 00:43:11,666 --> 00:43:13,374 I betrayed your trust, I admit. 710 00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:14,916 But now it's over. 711 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,416 It's over, Achille, believe me. 712 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:20,249 I'll do anything. I'll sign a power of attorney to you. 713 00:43:20,291 --> 00:43:21,958 I'll do whatever you want. 714 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,624 - Anything? - Anything. 715 00:43:23,666 --> 00:43:25,186 Absolutely anything? 716 00:43:26,958 --> 00:43:28,678 Yes, absolutely anything. 717 00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:31,416 - Miss nurse! - Oh come on, not that. 718 00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:33,333 Some paper and a pen. 719 00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:40,916 Sign. 720 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,500 Sign? Sign where? 721 00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:43,874 - The bottom. - The bottom? 722 00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:45,208 But it's in white. 723 00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:46,749 You got a problem with white? 724 00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:48,166 Oh yes! 725 00:43:48,875 --> 00:43:51,375 So my word isn't enough, then? 726 00:43:51,458 --> 00:43:53,166 I prefer a power of attorney. 727 00:43:53,208 --> 00:43:54,916 Come on, Achille, you know me. 728 00:43:54,958 --> 00:43:56,833 Exactly. Sign. 729 00:43:57,625 --> 00:43:59,916 It's not easy with a cast, you know. 730 00:44:01,208 --> 00:44:02,375 Perfect. 731 00:44:04,833 --> 00:44:07,500 Mr. Hector! Oh, Mr. Hector! 732 00:44:07,583 --> 00:44:09,500 Mr. Hector, it's terrible! 733 00:44:09,583 --> 00:44:11,333 Oh, sir, your poor cousin… 734 00:44:11,375 --> 00:44:12,775 What poor cousin? 735 00:44:14,541 --> 00:44:16,421 What happened to poor cousin? 736 00:44:16,791 --> 00:44:18,000 Hmm? 737 00:44:18,083 --> 00:44:19,963 Oh nothing… figure of speech. 738 00:44:22,083 --> 00:44:25,416 Little sneak, you didn't tell me my cousin was still among us. 739 00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:28,698 - But I… I didn't know. - Ask for forgiveness. 740 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,560 Put this in the safe. 741 00:44:32,083 --> 00:44:33,749 And now, gentlemen, a question. 742 00:44:33,791 --> 00:44:36,416 Starting today, who's the boss? 743 00:44:38,666 --> 00:44:40,083 His name is Grof! 744 00:44:45,541 --> 00:44:48,041 Well, well, what do you say, my darlings? 745 00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:50,875 Sing, my little ones. 746 00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:53,541 Sing like in Cazalan, remember? 747 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:10,541 Wait, gentlemen! Most importantly, no mistakes! 748 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:12,708 Here's what I planned. We have 1,000 roses 749 00:45:12,750 --> 00:45:15,958 for Mr. Hector, right? I hope he'll be happy. Oh, that hurts. 750 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,250 You also have 1,200 orchids 751 00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:20,750 for the factory women, 500 gladiolas 752 00:45:20,833 --> 00:45:23,166 for the typists, and finally, 100 green plants 753 00:45:23,208 --> 00:45:25,791 to decorate the factory. 754 00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:28,250 And finally, my two cacti… 755 00:45:30,041 --> 00:45:31,291 Is he nuts? 756 00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:34,458 Is he nuts? But… 757 00:45:34,541 --> 00:45:37,291 This is going to cost us a fortune! 758 00:45:37,375 --> 00:45:39,583 Roses… Roses! 759 00:45:39,666 --> 00:45:41,875 What matters is work! 760 00:45:41,958 --> 00:45:43,916 What's the matter, snookums? 761 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,416 Achille is trying to bankrupt me. 762 00:45:48,041 --> 00:45:49,416 But look! 763 00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:51,750 I think it's really pretty. 764 00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:53,953 I thought you liked orange blossom. 765 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,791 Isn't that nice… 766 00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:02,530 Who's it from? 767 00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:06,333 There's no card… 768 00:46:06,416 --> 00:46:08,208 Good morning, ladies. 769 00:46:08,291 --> 00:46:09,451 Hello, sir. 770 00:46:10,541 --> 00:46:12,375 So guys, how's it going? 771 00:46:12,958 --> 00:46:14,375 Going well. 772 00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:18,903 You don't need anything? A bolt, a little screw? 773 00:46:21,125 --> 00:46:23,166 And you guys? Nothing for now? 774 00:46:27,541 --> 00:46:29,541 - And you my son, how are you? - I'm good. 775 00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:32,223 - You have enough holes? - Yes. 776 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,083 What did I do? 777 00:46:36,291 --> 00:46:40,083 You look exhausted. Oh la la, don't stay here! 778 00:46:40,166 --> 00:46:42,833 Go home. Tell your wife to make you some nice broth. 779 00:46:42,875 --> 00:46:44,374 Here. Take these herbs. 780 00:46:44,416 --> 00:46:46,000 All right, go! 781 00:46:47,416 --> 00:46:49,416 Don't worry. We're here, by golly! 782 00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:51,708 It's not rocket science. You'll see… 783 00:47:25,541 --> 00:47:27,041 - Mr. Achille! - Yes? 784 00:47:27,083 --> 00:47:29,041 Mr. Eugène is asking about the flowers. 785 00:47:29,083 --> 00:47:31,499 Good, good… First off, you could have helped me. 786 00:47:31,541 --> 00:47:33,041 - Put up this tent. - Sorry. 787 00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:35,749 Yes, put up this tent. Carry me for a minute. 788 00:47:35,791 --> 00:47:37,208 Lazy. 789 00:47:38,416 --> 00:47:39,833 Ah, that's smart! 790 00:47:39,916 --> 00:47:41,499 Well go on, finish it now! 791 00:47:41,541 --> 00:47:43,261 Finish the job, by golly! 792 00:47:45,125 --> 00:47:46,166 Go on! 793 00:47:48,416 --> 00:47:50,125 And then figure it out! 794 00:48:00,541 --> 00:48:01,750 Go on. 795 00:48:04,416 --> 00:48:06,166 Say, miss, what's your name? 796 00:48:06,208 --> 00:48:08,166 Well… Boule, sir. 797 00:48:08,250 --> 00:48:10,166 No, I know that. Your first name. 798 00:48:10,208 --> 00:48:12,125 Adélaïde Pétronille Martine. 799 00:48:12,208 --> 00:48:14,750 Good. So I'll just say Martine. 800 00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:16,208 Right? 801 00:48:25,750 --> 00:48:29,666 I've said it time and again, no guns here. 802 00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:32,416 Simply use a paintbrush. 803 00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:34,625 So, as we can see… 804 00:48:34,708 --> 00:48:36,208 it's just as handsome. 805 00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:37,833 And then this one. 806 00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:41,833 The paintbrush is good, you see? 807 00:48:41,916 --> 00:48:46,000 There, just flowers, just flowers… Oh, aren't flowers beautiful… 808 00:48:46,625 --> 00:48:48,333 Try. Your turn, son. 809 00:48:48,916 --> 00:48:51,875 So you have to paint there. 810 00:48:55,125 --> 00:48:56,958 No, thanks. It's fine. 811 00:48:57,041 --> 00:48:59,333 A bit of white, a Bordeaux? 812 00:48:59,416 --> 00:49:01,166 No, thanks. 813 00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:03,541 And you, some Bordeaux over here? 814 00:49:03,625 --> 00:49:05,083 No thanks. One sheep's milk. 815 00:49:05,125 --> 00:49:07,125 Sheep's milk! One sheep's milk! 816 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,250 Here, son. That will do you good. 817 00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:12,041 - How's the appetite? - It's okay. 818 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:14,323 - All good? - Thanks. 819 00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:18,291 Bordeaux, sheep's milk! 820 00:49:18,375 --> 00:49:22,708 Good God, whose idea was it to bring this destroyer of my business? 821 00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:25,125 Try guessing! 822 00:49:25,208 --> 00:49:27,791 Well yes… It wasn't my day. 823 00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:31,125 Ah but wait… Wait, wait… 824 00:49:31,208 --> 00:49:32,916 You're giving me ideas. 825 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,833 It took you long enough! 826 00:49:34,916 --> 00:49:38,875 No that's not it at all. We're on different wavelengths. 827 00:49:38,958 --> 00:49:41,500 No, the wedding ring needs to be earned. 828 00:49:41,583 --> 00:49:44,583 Listen… Striptease is good. 829 00:49:44,666 --> 00:49:48,708 But burglary… 830 00:49:48,791 --> 00:49:51,708 is better. You're going to hustle… 831 00:49:51,791 --> 00:49:53,166 the power of attorney. 832 00:49:53,208 --> 00:49:55,088 - Me? - Yes. 833 00:50:06,250 --> 00:50:10,833 Mr. Achille, since we're alone, I'd like to tell you that… 834 00:50:14,041 --> 00:50:18,333 Mr. Achille… Since we're alone, I'd like to tell you… 835 00:50:18,416 --> 00:50:19,500 No. 836 00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:25,583 Mr. Achille… Since we're alone, well… 837 00:50:26,083 --> 00:50:28,791 I'd like to tell you… No. 838 00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:33,458 Achille… We're alone… 839 00:50:46,375 --> 00:50:47,749 It's good for wrinkles. 840 00:50:47,791 --> 00:50:50,041 Yes, it's a sort of yoga, you see. 841 00:50:55,375 --> 00:50:57,999 - What can I do for you? - Well? 842 00:50:58,041 --> 00:51:00,874 - Do you take delivery, yes or no? - Uh, yes… 843 00:51:00,916 --> 00:51:02,000 For what? 844 00:51:02,083 --> 00:51:03,374 For me. What a question! 845 00:51:03,416 --> 00:51:05,376 One second, let me get my coat. 846 00:51:09,041 --> 00:51:11,375 This is my contract. You can read it. 847 00:51:12,625 --> 00:51:15,874 It says that Gloria is committed to the personal service 848 00:51:15,916 --> 00:51:19,208 of the company's CEO, with a salary of 3,217.75 francs. 849 00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:21,666 Social security, executive retirement. 850 00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:23,916 Yes, it's for the tax authorities. 851 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,958 Mr. Hector's idea. 852 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:27,374 Personal service? 853 00:51:27,416 --> 00:51:29,624 Well yes, his girlfriend, if you will. 854 00:51:29,666 --> 00:51:31,458 You're held to 28 hours per month. 855 00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:34,333 But I don't see him anymore. Since he's paralyzed, I… 856 00:51:34,375 --> 00:51:36,250 Yes, obviously… 857 00:51:36,333 --> 00:51:37,624 You can't deliver. 858 00:51:37,666 --> 00:51:41,708 Yes, that's it. Delivering to a wheelchair is pretty hard. 859 00:51:42,708 --> 00:51:43,958 But where do I come in? 860 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,291 You're the CEO of the Grofenol company. 861 00:51:46,375 --> 00:51:47,416 And how! 862 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:48,874 Well, it's so silly! 863 00:51:48,916 --> 00:51:51,416 On the contract, there's no name in front of CEO. 864 00:51:51,458 --> 00:51:53,791 So you're the one I need to deliver to! 865 00:51:53,875 --> 00:51:54,999 Well bravo! 866 00:51:55,041 --> 00:51:57,083 Don't mind us. What is all this? 867 00:51:57,166 --> 00:51:59,875 Nothing, nothing… Some delivery issues. 868 00:51:59,958 --> 00:52:01,458 But nothing to worry about. 869 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:04,416 Now if you don't mind, we'll rehearse the Grof show! 870 00:52:04,458 --> 00:52:06,378 The minister sees it tomorrow. 871 00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:09,499 Come on, come here. 872 00:52:09,541 --> 00:52:11,916 We're rehearsing the rhythm. Straight line. 873 00:52:11,958 --> 00:52:13,124 Form a straight line. 874 00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:16,124 Ready, we're starting! One, two, three, four! 875 00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:19,625 There's no mystery, we all agree 876 00:52:19,708 --> 00:52:23,291 That won't do… 877 00:52:23,375 --> 00:52:26,375 Let's dance! 878 00:52:26,458 --> 00:52:29,833 Ah no, it's completely stupid! 879 00:52:29,916 --> 00:52:31,596 Come on, snap out of it! 880 00:52:31,666 --> 00:52:33,333 You want me to slap you? 881 00:52:33,375 --> 00:52:34,666 Again, pay attention. 882 00:52:34,708 --> 00:52:39,166 Thanks, Mr. Achille… 883 00:52:42,750 --> 00:52:45,250 - Bravo. - Oh yes. 884 00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:46,875 So what? 885 00:52:47,833 --> 00:52:49,958 You really are a Grofenol. 886 00:52:50,708 --> 00:52:52,666 Maybe the power is getting to you. 887 00:52:52,708 --> 00:52:54,333 - Listen, Miss Boule… - Achille! 888 00:52:54,375 --> 00:52:55,624 We rehearsing or what? 889 00:52:55,666 --> 00:52:56,874 That's enough from you! 890 00:52:56,916 --> 00:52:58,500 Everyone out, out! 891 00:52:59,625 --> 00:53:01,666 Say, art and you, that makes two. 892 00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:04,291 Miss Boule! Miss Boule! 893 00:53:09,583 --> 00:53:12,208 - Charles. - What is it? 894 00:53:12,250 --> 00:53:14,374 Sorry to wake you. It's for a consultation. 895 00:53:14,416 --> 00:53:19,083 If I may, your transistors look awful. 896 00:53:19,166 --> 00:53:21,208 It doesn't look like you're well 897 00:53:21,291 --> 00:53:22,833 Well, I'm not well. 898 00:53:22,916 --> 00:53:25,041 But anyway, it's nice to talk like this. 899 00:53:25,083 --> 00:53:27,583 I want to drop everything. 900 00:53:27,666 --> 00:53:28,874 Ridiculous. 901 00:53:28,916 --> 00:53:32,083 Oh, sorry. Hasty conclusion. 902 00:53:32,166 --> 00:53:35,526 Ah wait… you can't look at me when I talk to you? 903 00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:38,950 I have the blues. Like a weight in my throat. 904 00:53:39,333 --> 00:53:40,613 I see flowers. 905 00:53:41,208 --> 00:53:42,708 Flowers everywhere. 906 00:53:42,791 --> 00:53:44,041 What does that mean? 907 00:53:44,083 --> 00:53:47,291 At first glance, it's an illness 908 00:53:47,375 --> 00:53:49,500 that I cannot catch. 909 00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:01,625 You are 100% in love. 910 00:54:01,708 --> 00:54:03,125 What stupidity! 911 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:17,125 Admire the face of your stupidity. 912 00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:19,624 But… that's my secretary. 913 00:54:19,666 --> 00:54:22,416 Do you believe there is incompatibility 914 00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:25,250 between the secretary and love? 915 00:54:25,333 --> 00:54:27,416 There's no reason for it. Why? No. 916 00:54:32,416 --> 00:54:34,875 Snookums! Who's there? 917 00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:36,833 It's your little delivery. 918 00:54:36,916 --> 00:54:38,958 - Oh! - Oh, snookums! 919 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,791 Oh, listen to me, snookums! 920 00:54:45,541 --> 00:54:47,875 - Snookums! - Busy! 921 00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:51,208 What does snookums do at night? 922 00:54:51,291 --> 00:54:53,291 At night, snookums sleeps! 923 00:55:07,166 --> 00:55:09,625 Okay, come here! 924 00:55:12,625 --> 00:55:13,791 There. 925 00:55:18,291 --> 00:55:21,333 He's scared too. What a family! 926 00:55:23,083 --> 00:55:24,583 What is that? 927 00:55:27,666 --> 00:55:30,000 There! There! 928 00:55:30,083 --> 00:55:33,250 There, take that! 929 00:55:53,583 --> 00:55:55,083 So, where is the lucky guy? 930 00:55:55,125 --> 00:55:56,925 Oh it's not what you think. 931 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,250 They're no fun in this family. 932 00:55:59,333 --> 00:56:01,291 There's your stud now. 933 00:56:11,458 --> 00:56:13,125 Mr. Achille! 934 00:56:13,208 --> 00:56:14,541 Mr. Achille! 935 00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:17,624 - Mr. Achille! - What is it? 936 00:56:17,666 --> 00:56:19,146 No! Leave me alone! 937 00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:22,166 Hurry up, the minister's arriving! 938 00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:24,333 Give me that, would you. The minister? 939 00:56:24,375 --> 00:56:26,535 - Yes. - I'm going. 940 00:56:26,791 --> 00:56:28,791 - Did you say minister? - Yes. 941 00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:31,583 Get out of there, you. Out. Out! 942 00:56:31,666 --> 00:56:32,750 Get out! 943 00:56:34,166 --> 00:56:35,375 Come! 944 00:56:44,708 --> 00:56:46,375 Hurry up. 945 00:56:46,458 --> 00:56:47,874 - Hurry up! - Yes. 946 00:56:47,916 --> 00:56:49,374 Where is your suit? 947 00:56:49,416 --> 00:56:51,958 My suit, it's… Where is my suit? 948 00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:54,201 Well, hurry, the minister's waiting. 949 00:56:54,250 --> 00:56:56,916 He's waiting, he's waiting… 950 00:57:01,875 --> 00:57:03,416 Someone stole it… 951 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:06,958 My suit! Ah, it's… So what? 952 00:57:07,583 --> 00:57:08,708 Crazy. 953 00:57:18,708 --> 00:57:21,508 - Mr. minister. - Hello, gentlemen. 954 00:57:22,458 --> 00:57:24,538 If you wouldn't mind following us? 955 00:57:25,958 --> 00:57:29,458 The minister! That's going to be a catastrophe. 956 00:57:30,833 --> 00:57:32,874 Mr. minister, please, for the ORTF. 957 00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:35,708 - What's your take on the politics… - I'm a tourist here. 958 00:57:35,750 --> 00:57:37,166 Not a politician. 959 00:57:50,916 --> 00:57:52,516 PROHIBITED TO PROHIBIT 960 00:57:53,583 --> 00:57:54,743 Here it is. 961 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:04,416 Mister! The pants! You forgot your pants! 962 00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:07,375 The pants! Sir! 963 00:58:09,375 --> 00:58:11,500 LOVE FLOWERS 964 00:58:12,583 --> 00:58:14,383 Here's the little painting. 965 00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:17,791 This is all great. 966 00:58:17,875 --> 00:58:19,875 Yes, I'll accept. 967 00:58:19,958 --> 00:58:21,541 Perfect, I congratulate you. 968 00:58:21,583 --> 00:58:23,666 No, gentlemen, please. 969 00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:28,375 Quick, quick, quick! Come on, let's go! 970 00:58:28,458 --> 00:58:29,791 Come on, quick! 971 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,666 Easy now! 972 00:58:42,333 --> 00:58:44,666 Say, the boss is somebody. 973 00:58:45,666 --> 00:58:47,625 Ah, finally. Give me that. 974 00:58:47,708 --> 00:58:49,958 Come on, let's hurry. Hurry. 975 00:58:59,875 --> 00:59:02,374 Here, you're in the carpentry, Mr. Minister. 976 00:59:02,416 --> 00:59:04,416 May I? This way. 977 00:59:19,666 --> 00:59:21,833 Here's the revival of the industry! 978 00:59:21,916 --> 00:59:24,249 Here's the example for all other factories! 979 00:59:24,291 --> 00:59:26,875 Here's how the working France will be! 980 00:59:26,958 --> 00:59:28,291 Here's how… 981 00:59:28,958 --> 00:59:30,478 Ah yes, that's true. 982 00:59:31,041 --> 00:59:33,291 Mr. Minister, Mr. Grofenol is waiting. 983 00:59:35,166 --> 00:59:37,458 No, no. 984 00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:45,500 Oh, Mr. Minister. 985 00:59:45,583 --> 00:59:47,833 - Mr. Minister, listen… - Excuse me. 986 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:49,833 - Mr. Minister… - No, that's not him! 987 00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:51,083 No, that's not him. 988 00:59:51,125 --> 00:59:53,208 - Mr. Minister. - No, not him! 989 00:59:53,250 --> 00:59:55,041 …for Midi tourism. 990 00:59:56,125 --> 00:59:57,958 As you can see, gentlemen, 991 00:59:58,041 --> 01:00:00,166 we've prepared a private reception. 992 01:00:00,250 --> 01:00:01,999 If you don't mind, we'll get up. 993 01:00:02,041 --> 01:00:04,458 - Get him up. - No, get the minister up first. 994 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:06,125 Grab his leg. 995 01:00:06,208 --> 01:00:08,291 Let us through! 996 01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,291 This way, gentlemen! 997 01:00:10,375 --> 01:00:12,166 This way, gentlemen. 998 01:00:18,333 --> 01:00:20,333 It's the purpose of my visit 999 01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:22,333 in this model factory. 1000 01:00:30,291 --> 01:00:32,875 Ah but it's not the Tourism Merit. 1001 01:00:32,958 --> 01:00:34,208 We're short for now. 1002 01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:36,170 Oh well, that's not important. 1003 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,333 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1004 01:00:40,041 --> 01:00:43,458 Thank you, Mr. Minister, for reminding us that without Grof tents, 1005 01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:45,041 French tourism 1006 01:00:45,125 --> 01:00:47,375 couldn't host foreign currency, 1007 01:00:47,458 --> 01:00:48,833 for a lack of hotels. 1008 01:00:48,875 --> 01:00:49,875 There. 1009 01:00:49,958 --> 01:00:53,838 All good, TV people? Is it how you wanted it? Everything okay? 1010 01:00:54,875 --> 01:00:59,041 Workmen and workwomen, 1011 01:01:00,541 --> 01:01:03,541 I know you expect a lot from me. 1012 01:01:03,625 --> 01:01:07,708 For a long time, I've been in the factory's reserves, 1013 01:01:07,791 --> 01:01:10,749 and I asked myself during this desert crossing 1014 01:01:10,791 --> 01:01:13,291 what I would do if I came into power. 1015 01:01:13,375 --> 01:01:15,291 Well now I know, 1016 01:01:16,416 --> 01:01:17,958 I will share it! 1017 01:01:21,916 --> 01:01:23,791 I'm a huge fan of this guy. 1018 01:01:23,875 --> 01:01:25,666 Way better than the paralyzed one. 1019 01:01:25,708 --> 01:01:28,208 So from now on, you're no longer workers, 1020 01:01:28,291 --> 01:01:29,691 but shareholders! 1021 01:01:31,041 --> 01:01:33,833 He's nuts! You're nuts! 1022 01:01:33,916 --> 01:01:37,166 Your salaries will increase 100%! 1023 01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:42,250 Holiday allocations will be doubled 1024 01:01:42,333 --> 01:01:44,133 for the pale and exhausted. 1025 01:01:44,666 --> 01:01:48,166 Attention! There will be buses and caravans 1026 01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:49,083 to go to the sea. 1027 01:01:49,166 --> 01:01:52,291 Bravo! 1028 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:56,041 You will tap into our stock of Grof tents, 1029 01:01:56,125 --> 01:01:57,958 Grof parasols, 1030 01:01:58,041 --> 01:02:00,458 and your million Grof children 1031 01:02:00,541 --> 01:02:02,708 will jump in Grof balloons 1032 01:02:02,791 --> 01:02:05,083 while drinking Grof milk! 1033 01:02:36,041 --> 01:02:39,541 Oh no… To live to see this… 1034 01:02:39,625 --> 01:02:41,000 What a tragedy… 1035 01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:42,916 Can't you just fire him? 1036 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,750 Fire him? No, impossible. 1037 01:02:44,833 --> 01:02:45,916 He holds the reins. 1038 01:02:45,958 --> 01:02:47,166 We must retake them. 1039 01:02:47,208 --> 01:02:48,250 No, sir. 1040 01:02:48,333 --> 01:02:50,541 Power is taken back with blood. 1041 01:02:51,208 --> 01:02:53,250 The traitor must be chastized. 1042 01:02:54,208 --> 01:02:56,208 Accidentally, of course. 1043 01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:13,958 Mr. Achille. They want to kill you. 1044 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,333 - I heard it. - Kill me how? 1045 01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:16,750 Me? 1046 01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:18,041 You're just teasing. 1047 01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:21,363 I saw them! They want to light your RV on fire. 1048 01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:27,000 Come. 1049 01:03:33,375 --> 01:03:35,708 No. That's nothing, it's a… 1050 01:03:36,208 --> 01:03:37,688 It's a sleepwalker. 1051 01:03:42,125 --> 01:03:45,166 Fire! 1052 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,791 What's wrong? 1053 01:03:49,875 --> 01:03:51,458 What are they up to? 1054 01:03:53,458 --> 01:03:55,125 What is it? Well then. 1055 01:04:22,625 --> 01:04:25,833 Get me two dozen and make a pyramid with them. 1056 01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:27,435 I'll draw it for you. 1057 01:04:33,333 --> 01:04:36,708 Guillaume, when you have a minute, unhook that weight hanging there. 1058 01:04:36,750 --> 01:04:39,110 Never know, it could hurt someone, right? 1059 01:04:44,916 --> 01:04:46,041 What now? 1060 01:04:46,625 --> 01:04:47,791 Hmm? 1061 01:04:47,875 --> 01:04:49,595 The cigars you like, sir. 1062 01:04:50,291 --> 01:04:52,999 What's this I hear about camping gas cylinders leaking? 1063 01:04:53,041 --> 01:04:55,125 Check the stock yourself, sir. 1064 01:05:05,750 --> 01:05:07,416 NO SMOKING 1065 01:05:24,750 --> 01:05:26,550 That's it, they killed him! 1066 01:05:37,875 --> 01:05:40,416 Oh… Martine… 1067 01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:42,220 This is no time to sleep. 1068 01:05:42,708 --> 01:05:44,508 Good God, if she were dead… 1069 01:05:45,583 --> 01:05:47,750 My dear Martine, it's me. 1070 01:05:47,833 --> 01:05:49,873 - Ah… - It's me. 1071 01:05:50,250 --> 01:05:52,333 It's me. It's me! 1072 01:05:52,416 --> 01:05:54,666 They missed you again. 1073 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:04,225 Well what do I do now? 1074 01:06:04,833 --> 01:06:06,083 I've got an idea, but… 1075 01:06:06,125 --> 01:06:07,375 Continue. 1076 01:06:07,458 --> 01:06:11,291 It's paradoxical, but the operation is profitable. 1077 01:06:11,375 --> 01:06:14,208 Cheers! It won't be long, you'll see. 1078 01:06:15,666 --> 01:06:19,708 Everyone's behind me. Happy, engaged, and efficient! 1079 01:06:19,791 --> 01:06:21,666 Behind their killer CEO! 1080 01:06:21,750 --> 01:06:24,791 I am my brand image. I'm revved up like an engine. 1081 01:06:24,833 --> 01:06:28,273 Grof will be a mark of excellence in all of Europe! 1082 01:06:37,958 --> 01:06:40,958 Yes? Hello, Rockefeller? No! 1083 01:06:54,708 --> 01:06:56,228 Signature, let's go! 1084 01:07:00,916 --> 01:07:04,236 Say! That's it, you're everywhere. Look at this. 1085 01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:12,930 This is a serious illness. It's a global epidemic, truly. 1086 01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:15,625 No, no… You don't like it? 1087 01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:17,958 Yes? Sell, my friend. Absolutely. 1088 01:07:18,541 --> 01:07:21,000 Oh really? Yes. Buy! 1089 01:07:21,083 --> 01:07:23,916 You can buy, I'm interested. 1090 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,166 Hello, yes? Buy. Sell! 1091 01:07:32,208 --> 01:07:35,488 Absolutely not. No, because I just told you so. 1092 01:07:39,500 --> 01:07:41,750 Mr. Hector on line one. 1093 01:07:41,833 --> 01:07:44,375 Well, well, well… What is it? 1094 01:07:44,458 --> 01:07:46,208 Is it a tantrum or blackmail? 1095 01:07:46,250 --> 01:07:48,083 Neither, it's a transfer. 1096 01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:50,499 I'm changing nurseries. 1097 01:07:50,541 --> 01:07:54,375 No but… But my little gem, you… 1098 01:07:54,458 --> 01:07:56,018 You wouldn't do that? 1099 01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:57,933 After all these years… 1100 01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:59,833 Oh get over yourself! 1101 01:07:59,916 --> 01:08:02,041 Or else make me an offer. 1102 01:08:02,125 --> 01:08:05,208 But I warn you: your competition is quick to close. 1103 01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:08,416 "Competition"? You mean that other clown? 1104 01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:10,000 And why not? 1105 01:08:10,083 --> 01:08:12,000 He's more fun than you think. 1106 01:08:12,083 --> 01:08:14,750 He built his little business by himself. 1107 01:08:15,375 --> 01:08:16,499 And now, it's all his. 1108 01:08:16,541 --> 01:08:19,083 Oh yes, oh yes, of course! 1109 01:08:19,166 --> 01:08:22,750 I've never been a snake oil salesman. 1110 01:08:23,333 --> 01:08:25,493 I don't believe in anything anymore. 1111 01:08:27,041 --> 01:08:30,916 Robbed, sovietized and cuckold on top of that… 1112 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,291 No, it's too much. 1113 01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:35,666 That's right! Cry now. That's what was missing! 1114 01:08:37,416 --> 01:08:40,000 - You phoney! - Gloria! 1115 01:08:40,541 --> 01:08:42,083 Gloria! 1116 01:08:43,958 --> 01:08:45,416 Bitch. 1117 01:08:50,708 --> 01:08:52,833 Come on, number four! Go number four! 1118 01:08:52,875 --> 01:08:56,083 Number four! Number four! Go number four! 1119 01:09:03,208 --> 01:09:05,489 Good evening, ma'am. Evening, Mr. Grof. 1120 01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:08,500 Evening, Lucien. You're well? Yes, sir. 1121 01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:55,541 Hello, New York? I'll hold, I'll hold. 1122 01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:57,583 I've been dating this guy two months. 1123 01:09:57,625 --> 01:09:59,916 And what's happened, you ask? Nothing. 1124 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:03,375 Hello, yes? Yes. Grof Export here. 1125 01:10:03,458 --> 01:10:06,416 Pass me Rockefeller. Yes. Rocky? 1126 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,749 I'm warning you. We're chatting. 1127 01:10:08,791 --> 01:10:10,311 Well we're chatting! 1128 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:15,541 Say, snookums… When do I get my little list? 1129 01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:16,625 List? 1130 01:10:16,708 --> 01:10:20,958 You know, the little bridal list. Ring, white dress… 1131 01:10:21,041 --> 01:10:22,791 No! 1132 01:10:22,875 --> 01:10:24,791 Oh, what a family! 1133 01:10:25,291 --> 01:10:26,708 - Hello! - They're worthless! 1134 01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:28,958 Hello? Oh, hello? Yes! 1135 01:10:29,041 --> 01:10:33,125 Well what are you waiting for? Snoozing? Go on, get going! 1136 01:10:36,625 --> 01:10:37,833 Oh really? 1137 01:10:38,958 --> 01:10:40,583 If I understand correctly, 1138 01:10:40,625 --> 01:10:43,000 the competition didn't close. 1139 01:10:43,083 --> 01:10:46,123 - What's it to you? - Oh, to me, nothing. 1140 01:10:46,541 --> 01:10:50,833 I find it pretty funny. So of course, you come crawling back. 1141 01:10:50,916 --> 01:10:53,416 - Yeah. - I don't get it, you see. 1142 01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:56,583 I'm not so young anymore. I'm not that handsome. 1143 01:10:56,625 --> 01:11:00,791 I'm nearly crippled, sick… So why would you want to marry me? 1144 01:11:02,041 --> 01:11:03,801 For your money, of course! 1145 01:11:04,750 --> 01:11:06,583 I'm obsessed with money. 1146 01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:10,416 - I love money. - You love? 1147 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:11,820 You love money? 1148 01:11:11,875 --> 01:11:13,624 Why didn't you say so earlier? 1149 01:11:13,666 --> 01:11:15,541 I also love it. 1150 01:11:15,625 --> 01:11:19,385 It's all I live for. My darling, all this brings us closer. 1151 01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:21,458 We'll be very happy 1152 01:11:21,541 --> 01:11:24,416 Oh yes, we'll have lots of children. 1153 01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:27,750 Oh yes, little ones who are like us. 1154 01:11:27,833 --> 01:11:29,875 They'll also love money. 1155 01:11:29,958 --> 01:11:31,916 Ah, you see, it works. 1156 01:11:33,416 --> 01:11:35,736 - Hello? - Hello, boss? 1157 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:37,041 We're at the airport. 1158 01:11:37,083 --> 01:11:39,041 Ah, the two clowns… 1159 01:11:39,125 --> 01:11:42,083 Yes, boss. Eugène went to pick up Sitting. 1160 01:11:42,166 --> 01:11:46,458 Sitting? He's…He's with you? Bring him here! 1161 01:11:46,541 --> 01:11:49,208 Trust us, boss. We'll warm him up for you. 1162 01:11:49,291 --> 01:11:53,791 Bring him here, quick! Of course! Make sure no one sees him, okay? 1163 01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,124 Especially not Achille. 1164 01:11:55,166 --> 01:11:57,791 You'll have your contract, your 5,000 kangaroos. 1165 01:11:57,833 --> 01:11:59,249 The dollars will come in. 1166 01:11:59,291 --> 01:12:01,166 Mr. Sitting, 1167 01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:04,208 Mr. Grofenol vous attend. 1168 01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:14,249 Now, where were we in our romantic conversation? 1169 01:12:14,291 --> 01:12:16,791 Later, darling, later. For now, 1170 01:12:16,875 --> 01:12:19,708 let's focus on making a cool 200 million for incidentals, 1171 01:12:19,750 --> 01:12:21,230 the ring, all that. 1172 01:12:22,958 --> 01:12:26,916 Shh. He's very weak. I'll replace him. I have a nice signature. 1173 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,333 Okay. 1174 01:12:28,416 --> 01:12:30,083 Look. Look at him. 1175 01:12:31,666 --> 01:12:32,916 He's a wreck. 1176 01:12:34,125 --> 01:12:36,000 I assure you, he's very ill. 1177 01:12:36,583 --> 01:12:39,875 He may be a wreck, but he's also an imposter. 1178 01:12:39,958 --> 01:12:41,333 What? But I assure you… 1179 01:12:41,375 --> 01:12:44,166 That's not the Mr. Grof I saw on the cover of Time. 1180 01:12:44,208 --> 01:12:46,489 - Oh well that… - Bye. 1181 01:12:46,750 --> 01:12:47,916 Excuse me! 1182 01:12:48,916 --> 01:12:49,996 Cut this. 1183 01:12:56,458 --> 01:12:58,500 Hello, yes? Hello? 1184 01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:04,958 Save me from the Australians. They want kangaroos. 1185 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:05,999 Good, sir. 1186 01:13:06,041 --> 01:13:08,291 It's Dior, they want to make a Grof perfume. 1187 01:13:08,333 --> 01:13:09,666 What are they offering? 1188 01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:12,148 - 13%. - Well. I'll do 20. 1189 01:13:13,208 --> 01:13:15,833 - Hello, yes? - Hello? We're good for 20%. 1190 01:13:15,875 --> 01:13:17,755 I'm sorry sir. We've already… 1191 01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:22,166 Ah, yes. Have a seat. 1192 01:13:22,250 --> 01:13:24,458 - The bribes have been sent? - The bribes? 1193 01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:25,791 Yes, you understand me? 1194 01:13:25,833 --> 01:13:27,416 I'm Mr. Sitting 1195 01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:29,166 from Oklahoma City. 1196 01:13:29,250 --> 01:13:31,166 Ah yes. What can I do for you? 1197 01:13:31,208 --> 01:13:33,083 Hello? Yes, I'm listening. 1198 01:13:33,166 --> 01:13:35,583 Hello, yes? Ask for Grof courses at closing. 1199 01:13:35,625 --> 01:13:36,666 Sure. 1200 01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:38,990 A check from First National City Bank. 1201 01:13:40,208 --> 01:13:42,666 Ah, yes. Hello, yes? Plus eight? 1202 01:13:43,333 --> 01:13:45,500 Ah, yes… You said the opposite. 1203 01:13:45,583 --> 01:13:46,663 Checkout! 1204 01:13:47,125 --> 01:13:49,325 Come, sir. You see you're in the way. 1205 01:13:50,041 --> 01:13:51,374 Hey, say, Mr. Cowboy. 1206 01:13:51,416 --> 01:13:55,056 Us working together doesn't mean you can poach my staff. 1207 01:14:01,833 --> 01:14:03,500 Hello, Mr. Grofenol. 1208 01:14:03,583 --> 01:14:04,625 At ease! 1209 01:14:06,416 --> 01:14:10,958 Guillaume, Honoré, Eugène! Everyone on deck. 1210 01:14:11,541 --> 01:14:14,333 And hurry! This place is letting itself go. 1211 01:14:14,375 --> 01:14:17,958 And this, then… It's zero! Zero. 1212 01:14:19,083 --> 01:14:20,291 The syntax… 1213 01:14:20,375 --> 01:14:22,875 The spelling… The margins… 1214 01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:25,583 Reduce those margins! We're being wasteful! 1215 01:14:25,625 --> 01:14:28,249 And get these creatures to stop, they're killing me! 1216 01:14:28,291 --> 01:14:30,625 Oh, Mr. Achille, your little cicadas! 1217 01:14:31,125 --> 01:14:34,125 Miss, you are an anthology of negligence. 1218 01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:37,041 So please, don't stoop to melodrama. 1219 01:14:46,458 --> 01:14:48,166 It's crazy how he's changed. 1220 01:14:48,208 --> 01:14:49,968 He wants to devour it all. 1221 01:14:50,791 --> 01:14:52,624 Gluttony really does a number. 1222 01:14:52,666 --> 01:14:54,541 He was so nice before. 1223 01:14:55,083 --> 01:14:57,500 - Here, drink. - No. 1224 01:14:57,583 --> 01:14:58,791 To forget. 1225 01:15:16,666 --> 01:15:18,916 Those things are still here? I'm losing it. 1226 01:15:18,958 --> 01:15:21,518 - Your pills. - Ah, my pills. 1227 01:15:22,791 --> 01:15:23,751 Oh no! 1228 01:15:24,250 --> 01:15:25,750 I'm fed up! 1229 01:15:25,833 --> 01:15:27,541 No, that's enough! 1230 01:15:28,708 --> 01:15:31,041 Look at him, the emperor of business, 1231 01:15:31,125 --> 01:15:33,406 he wants to kill cicadas with his shoe! 1232 01:15:36,250 --> 01:15:38,208 You've changed, Mr. Achille. 1233 01:15:38,291 --> 01:15:40,416 Oh, excuse me. Mr. Grof. 1234 01:15:40,958 --> 01:15:43,833 All that's left for you is cannibalism. 1235 01:15:43,916 --> 01:15:45,541 Don't worry, you'll get there. 1236 01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:48,743 But I'm jumping ship before the catastrophe! 1237 01:15:53,875 --> 01:15:54,958 Honoré. 1238 01:16:00,083 --> 01:16:01,791 - Is it true? - What? 1239 01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:03,793 - Well… - Yes. 1240 01:16:13,041 --> 01:16:14,499 Did you hear, Mr. Charles? 1241 01:16:14,541 --> 01:16:16,541 I am not deaf. 1242 01:16:16,625 --> 01:16:19,291 And their analysis is correct. 1243 01:16:19,375 --> 01:16:20,958 Power corrupts. 1244 01:16:21,041 --> 01:16:24,583 Your internal circuits couldn't resist. 1245 01:16:24,666 --> 01:16:26,875 They need oxygen 1246 01:16:26,958 --> 01:16:29,375 You must be reprogrammed. 1247 01:16:35,833 --> 01:16:37,433 "To be reprogrammed" … 1248 01:16:37,875 --> 01:16:39,435 "To be reprogrammed". 1249 01:16:50,791 --> 01:16:52,351 Agony brings you joy. 1250 01:16:53,833 --> 01:16:58,250 No… I felt better temporarily. 1251 01:16:58,333 --> 01:17:01,166 Of course, you know how it is, the calm before… 1252 01:17:01,208 --> 01:17:02,541 Don't wear yourself out. 1253 01:17:02,583 --> 01:17:03,999 I'm done being your fool. 1254 01:17:04,041 --> 01:17:05,583 Enough of your shenanigans. 1255 01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:06,791 My… My… 1256 01:17:06,875 --> 01:17:09,166 How funny, boss, how funny! 1257 01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:11,208 That's it, we found something. 1258 01:17:12,541 --> 01:17:14,061 Guillaume, show him. 1259 01:17:15,083 --> 01:17:18,000 Each ball has 100 grams of powder. 1260 01:17:18,083 --> 01:17:21,499 You turn the handle a bit, and it sets off a timer. 1261 01:17:21,541 --> 01:17:23,208 Then, boom! 1262 01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:28,000 So. Bluffer, reaper, and now murderer. 1263 01:17:28,083 --> 01:17:30,791 Ah no! It's a joke, a gadget. 1264 01:17:30,875 --> 01:17:33,875 - It's a… - Here it goes. It's going! 1265 01:17:34,541 --> 01:17:35,916 It's… It's… 1266 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:38,083 Oh no! You take it! 1267 01:17:38,166 --> 01:17:39,791 Oh no, it's gonna blow! 1268 01:17:39,833 --> 01:17:41,791 It's gonna blow! 1269 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:54,291 That's clever. Ah, that's clever. 1270 01:17:54,833 --> 01:17:56,791 That's clever… 1271 01:17:57,375 --> 01:17:58,655 That's clever. 1272 01:17:59,583 --> 01:18:02,708 Ah yes, that's clever. Ah it's clever! 1273 01:18:03,833 --> 01:18:06,666 Oh, snookums! Oh my snookums! 1274 01:18:08,416 --> 01:18:12,250 Oh my poor snookums, what happened to you? 1275 01:18:12,333 --> 01:18:13,916 You're not hurt, are you? 1276 01:18:13,958 --> 01:18:16,291 Oh no, don't fret, my angel. 1277 01:18:16,375 --> 01:18:17,833 It's the nurse. 1278 01:18:19,250 --> 01:18:20,666 Well, yes. 1279 01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:21,916 We're getting married. 1280 01:18:21,958 --> 01:18:24,333 We're getting married like this? Oh no! 1281 01:18:24,416 --> 01:18:25,458 Oh no! 1282 01:18:25,541 --> 01:18:28,333 As for you, you awful little creeps, 1283 01:18:28,416 --> 01:18:30,791 your thwarted attacks were funny but boring. 1284 01:18:30,833 --> 01:18:33,125 Oh but of course, if you're nitpicking… 1285 01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:35,166 This kind of nitpicking, 1286 01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:37,916 catches bigger vermin than you think. 1287 01:18:40,166 --> 01:18:42,366 So, will it be the cops or the broom? 1288 01:18:42,916 --> 01:18:44,958 Yes, you can stay here as janitors. 1289 01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:47,958 - I'm leaving. - No, no! We'll stay with him! 1290 01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,458 I warn you, he'll be worse. 1291 01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:50,833 Oh no! 1292 01:18:59,833 --> 01:19:01,473 We'll get minimum wage? 1293 01:19:01,625 --> 01:19:02,458 We'll see. 1294 01:19:02,541 --> 01:19:05,791 - With… an end of year bonus… - Ah yes… 1295 01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:08,613 Up for debate. 1296 01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:13,833 No what are you doing? Oh no! 1297 01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:16,500 Oh no, you won't hit a cripple will you? 1298 01:19:16,583 --> 01:19:18,875 Look at that… I'm walking! 1299 01:19:18,958 --> 01:19:22,438 Well, you can stand to hear what I have to say then. 1300 01:19:22,708 --> 01:19:25,583 - What is this? - That's your power of attorney. 1301 01:19:25,625 --> 01:19:27,249 I'm going back to Cazalan. 1302 01:19:27,291 --> 01:19:30,499 Ah no, no! You wouldn't leave me alone with those two! 1303 01:19:30,541 --> 01:19:31,624 It'll be my pleasure. 1304 01:19:31,666 --> 01:19:33,875 No, no, Grof, I beg you, stay! 1305 01:19:33,958 --> 01:19:36,291 Stay! We're a good team, aren't we? 1306 01:19:36,375 --> 01:19:37,583 - Oh yes… - You know… 1307 01:19:37,625 --> 01:19:40,666 All the changes, what you did, it's great. We'll keep it all. 1308 01:19:40,708 --> 01:19:43,250 Oh yeah? I have to mention then, 1309 01:19:43,333 --> 01:19:45,124 that the Grof operation is mine. 1310 01:19:45,166 --> 01:19:48,806 All you need to do is send me a money order. 12 million. 1311 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:51,416 12 million. Per month. 1312 01:19:52,833 --> 01:19:55,291 12 mill… In old francs? 1313 01:19:57,166 --> 01:20:00,333 These crackpots are going to leave me here. 1314 01:20:00,416 --> 01:20:02,208 Achille! Achille! 1315 01:20:12,083 --> 01:20:14,483 - Who's calling me? - Me. 1316 01:20:18,458 --> 01:20:20,499 - Where are we going? - Gare de Lyon. 1317 01:20:20,541 --> 01:20:21,791 I'm going to Cazalan. 1318 01:20:21,833 --> 01:20:24,594 - Love it or hate it… - I love it. 1319 01:20:26,125 --> 01:20:28,291 So driver, you asleep? 1320 01:20:52,875 --> 01:20:54,208 Look! 1321 01:21:00,458 --> 01:21:02,999 - Come on! - No, I want to go home! 1322 01:21:03,041 --> 01:21:05,041 To the town hall! You promised! 1323 01:21:05,125 --> 01:21:06,874 - Your hat! Come get it! - My hat! 1324 01:21:06,916 --> 01:21:08,750 Don't play with that! 1325 01:21:11,875 --> 01:21:13,875 Can you leave me alone! 1326 01:21:13,958 --> 01:21:15,958 - Oh come now! - You'll get me hurt! 1327 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,583 I'm not going to the town hall! 1328 01:21:17,625 --> 01:21:18,916 Oh you are! 1329 01:21:19,833 --> 01:21:23,113 I've got nothing against the town hall. Do you? 1330 01:21:58,208 --> 01:22:00,375 Subtitle translation by: Anca Ulea 86492

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