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Well I'm glad your friends decided not
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Destroy the bachelor party
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I hope they're not too disappointed
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Can I get off
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I hope you're not
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It'll be good for Eric and Chase to get out of the city
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Well I'm glad you feel that way
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You're the one I want
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Why would I want a bunch of strippers putting their naked breasts in my face
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Oh really
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Who is Julie
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That's Miss Gregory to you
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We're still not married
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I just want to go
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Give me a few minutes
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Hi Julie
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Are you going to be all right by yourself all weekend
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Yes I'll be fine
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That's good
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Are you two stay out of trouble
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What's the capital T
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Don't worry about him
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I love you
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The native of the storms look Restless here
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Bye guys
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This is going to be great
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Me and my best buddies
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Champion fish
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Damn that was a good time
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Check out this new fishing pole Julie bought
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I can't
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Okay what's up with you too
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You're way too quiet
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You don't think
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Play let your future wife their deprive you of
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No remember 5 years ago
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We all vow
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Never to let a woman keep
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That's The Best Time Of Our Lives
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That's why we fooled you
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You're not a very good liar Brandon
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Julie finds out that I had a bachelor party she'll kill me
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Does crystal know about this hell no man she flipped out and go straight to Julie
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I don't know about this
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We've been friends since high school
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Now you're getting married
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You're the only guy that I know that got fired for screwing every woman in the office
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Now you got the weekend
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To do whatever you desire
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Before you do
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And never to be with another woman again
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I said it isn't the end of the world
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What do you say
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You're probably right
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I'll be in there
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What's my wife
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Trying to figure out which romance videos to rent
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You're going to have to find someone else with a big screen TV
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They're over
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I'm kidding
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Guys are my best friends
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I promise
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Julie packed on my camping at
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To buy a nice person
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You're good
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I'm here for 2 days I wear the same clothes
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You're worse than a woman
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Condoms made for
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Very nice
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So what's up for tonight
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What are we supposed to do with that
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Interested
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Thank you
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He who wins the bed at the end of the weekend
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So what are we betting for
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Who can sleep with the most women in one weekend
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Are sexual conquests
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Have you played this game before
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Trolley
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Fulfill your Conquest
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Jacuzzi
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If you're late
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You forfeit
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Proof
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How are we supposed to show proof
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Because you know
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Polaroid
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I got one for each of us
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When do we start
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Read it
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Bomb squad you got
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Homicide and you
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Pesticide
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Hotel room number 57
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Sexual Conquest
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Was woman registered to room
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Take pictures
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Actually
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I have
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How am I supposed to pull this off
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Just be creative
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Be anybody want to be
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Li
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Come on Eric
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Older woman oral in the elevator
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Like that's going to happen
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No no just draw it
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Two brunettes
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In the hot tub
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Easy let the games begin
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Hey man you guys are on your own all right
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Hey
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Excuse me
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Is there anybody sitting here no
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Yes you did
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Chardonnay
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Are you a number 57
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I'm in number 60
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I would never forget such a beautiful woman
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We are quite the charmer
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How about that drink
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It's not my best profile
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Nice
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Well where's your Polaroid
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All right let's draw
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Why aren't you and I just split this and end the game
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Don't you feel kind of bad about lying to these women over a stupid debt
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It's
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I don't like messing with their head
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Come on
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For a good time
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And we do tend to think with our
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What
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Could a couple White Lies do
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Nice to meet you on Tamara I'm your personal trainer for today what would you like
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ABS shoulders
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I guess a little bit of everything okay I just thought you could help me know let me know what you think
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Well it looks like you are in pretty good condition actually already
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Show me what to do and just kind of stretch out your
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In her hamstring by doing this yeah I kind of lean down this way right exactly
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Really really important
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Such a pleasure to have a
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You are totally in shape already why do you need me
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Hey Google
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So after I save the old man from drowning
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That's what I knew there was more to life
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You know if the world just didn't revolve around me
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Volunteering it's just really rewarding
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I've never met a man
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Oh no there's not
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I know
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I really like the fact that I'm getting to know you better
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I just hope one day my kids will love me
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You want kids oh man I love kids
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Look at the time
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It's getting really late
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I think I should head to bed
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How much of the party in time you know I'm more of a home
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Me too
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Are you sure you want to leave
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Get all these guys out here
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You think so
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Oh my God
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Besides
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I just got over a bad relationship right now
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I'll be the judge of that
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You and I had so much fun in the hot tub
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I'd really like to rekindle that right now
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Hey where are you going oh man I got some phone calls to make back in my room
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You know I'd love to but
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That's too bad
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I thought you and I could go another round I love to
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Do you know my number
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Mr Brandon
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Would you say your last name was Jacobs Brandon Jacob
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Listen
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Sweet
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Tonight
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I love the way you made love to me
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Brooks really get used to that
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Kinky
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You decided to go with the uniform whatever works
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Congratulations man
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Chase is going to love that
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The big guy finally did it I think you're up next
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Don't change the subject
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Yes
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Play don't change the subject hey shut up you just causing problems
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Thanks for trying
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There's no tag on it I wonder who it's from
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Oh wow this is beautiful
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Wow
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Is everything all right
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A lot of champagne I'm feeling a little dizzy I'm going to get some water
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I'll be alright
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This isn't funny which one you sent the bowl
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I found this at the bottom of the bowl
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When does the person who wrote it
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What you think I have something to do with this
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Are you guys are messed up man I didn't do it
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Who else would do something like this on my wedding day
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We're the only ones who know about this
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I have no idea
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You're such a sore loser Chase
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Why don't you just admit that it's a prank and give it up
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Is lay off I didn't do it
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Look
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Play some Pharrell really drunk
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I could have slipped out by anyone of us in conversation
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With any of the women at the club
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Let's just go and enjoy the party
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Have a great time is your wedding day
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Chase called again
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That's nice
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What's going on with you
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Nothing
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Been too busy
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That's not like you at all
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You're never too busy for your friends
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Nothing is going on
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Refusing to take his calls
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If he calls again I'm not going to lie to him
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I have to do that it's affecting our relationship now
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I'll call him tomorrow
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I'll call him today
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Hello Jacobs residence
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Who is this
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I'm married just please leave me alone
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Just got a call from woman who said that you made lewd remarks to her during a sales
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What
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She says this isn't the first time you called an raster
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She's lying
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Do you know this
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No I mean it's this is a place of business
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We are professionals here this company will not tolerate this kind of behavior
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Well
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Are you sure I could take some time
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Hello Jacobs residence
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Hello
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Your job on the line
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What do you want from
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I want you Brandon
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I want us to be
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Play together
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That's impossible I'm married
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Don't worry
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Play I'll take care of our little problem
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Leave my wife out of this
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But she is
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She's keeping you
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I'm reporting this to the police
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Can you call the police and I'll tell you
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Your precious little
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How
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Talk to all night how you told me you loved me
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I am sorry
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I misled
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It was just one of those bachelor party games
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A
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Playing with people's minds and hearts
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I fell for you hard and nothing will stop me from getting you back
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You are
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Someone's been harass
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Well it's not me I know it's not you
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Some woman's been calling my house she knows where I live
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She's even called me at the office trying to get me fired
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No but I have a feeling
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Camp
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Do you still have those Polaroids
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What are you going to use them for man what are you going to do to find these women
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Maybe if I find this obsessed woman I could talk some sense into her
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Well how are you going to find out who it is
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We have to go back to Resort
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What's this week
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That's why we need the Polaroid
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It's somebody at that hotel
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He's got to be able to identify
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Just get those polarized I'll call you later
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Miss Jones
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I just wanted to welcome you back from your honeymoon thank you
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I'm sorry to inform you but your assistant Bertha has taken a long extended leave of ab
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But I've got it all under control
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I've hired you and more qualified
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Professional assistant while
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01:04:15,103 --> 01:04:15,615
Sonia
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01:04:15,871 --> 01:04:16,639
Come meet your new boss
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01:04:18,175 --> 01:04:19,199
Julie Jacobs
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01:04:20,223 --> 01:04:21,247
Hello Julie
289
01:04:23,295 --> 01:04:24,319
Sonya Pierce
290
01:04:31,743 --> 01:04:32,255
Can I help you
291
01:04:32,511 --> 01:04:36,607
Yeah I'm Brandon Jacobs we're here a couple weeks ago and we're looking for a few women
292
01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:39,679
Well you came to the right place there's plenty of them around here
293
01:04:46,591 --> 01:04:47,103
You know what I mean
294
01:04:49,407 --> 01:04:50,943
Can you just help us out please
295
01:04:52,991 --> 01:04:54,783
Confirmation is highly confidential
296
01:04:55,039 --> 01:04:56,319
I couldn't possibly give it out
297
01:04:59,391 --> 01:05:01,183
This is kind of an emergency situation
298
01:05:01,951 --> 01:05:02,719
I'm a married man
299
01:05:03,231 --> 01:05:04,511
And I slept with one of these women
300
01:05:06,559 --> 01:05:08,095
I think she could be dangerous
301
01:05:12,959 --> 01:05:14,751
Look can't you just help us out
302
01:05:15,263 --> 01:05:16,287
The man is desperate
303
01:05:17,567 --> 01:05:18,591
What's in it for me
304
01:05:24,223 --> 01:05:25,503
We want addresses
305
01:05:25,759 --> 01:05:26,527
Phone numbers
306
01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:32,159
I could get sued for this
307
01:05:41,119 --> 01:05:41,887
Oh yeah
308
01:05:42,399 --> 01:05:43,167
I remember
309
01:05:48,543 --> 01:05:50,335
I'm going to go talk to Jim instructor
310
01:05:54,431 --> 01:05:55,711
I'll just be here waiting
311
01:05:58,783 --> 01:06:00,063
Can you take this room
312
01:06:00,319 --> 01:06:01,343
Level three please
313
01:06:04,671 --> 01:06:05,695
Hello Tamara
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01:06:06,207 --> 01:06:10,047
Your appointment is in about a half an hour okay
315
01:06:13,631 --> 01:06:14,655
You don't remember me
316
01:06:15,935 --> 01:06:17,215
Should I remember you
317
01:06:18,495 --> 01:06:20,287
While I was here not too long ago
318
01:06:22,335 --> 01:06:23,359
The construction worker
319
01:06:31,807 --> 01:06:34,367
Did you want to make an appointment
320
01:06:35,391 --> 01:06:37,183
No I just wanted to say hi
321
01:06:41,279 --> 01:06:42,559
You didn't call me
322
01:06:42,815 --> 01:06:43,839
Play the other night did you
323
01:06:44,095 --> 01:06:48,191
No but if you'd like me to I could
324
01:06:51,263 --> 01:06:53,055
Here's my card brand
325
01:06:53,311 --> 01:06:55,871
Anytime you feel like giving me a call
326
01:06:56,639 --> 01:06:57,407
Feel free
327
01:06:57,919 --> 01:06:58,943
Get me a jingle
328
01:07:01,247 --> 01:07:01,759
I'll call you
329
01:07:02,271 --> 01:07:03,039
Help
330
01:07:08,927 --> 01:07:11,999
Julie found a pair of women's underwear and condoms in my car
331
01:07:15,839 --> 01:07:16,863
Well hopefully soon
332
01:07:17,375 --> 01:07:18,399
Julie's not talking to me
333
01:07:19,167 --> 01:07:20,447
She thinks I'm having an affair now
334
01:07:23,519 --> 01:07:24,287
I hope so
335
01:07:25,055 --> 01:07:26,591
I'll be sleeping on the couch until then
336
01:07:35,551 --> 01:07:36,319
I won't be long
337
01:07:37,855 --> 01:07:38,367
When will be together
338
01:07:42,719 --> 01:07:43,487
This is got to stop
339
01:07:44,255 --> 01:07:45,279
This is not a game
340
01:07:46,047 --> 01:07:47,839
You screwing with Innocent people's lives
341
01:07:48,351 --> 01:07:49,887
I love you Brandon
342
01:07:54,239 --> 01:07:55,263
Pleasant dreams
343
01:07:55,519 --> 01:07:56,287
Lover
344
01:08:08,831 --> 01:08:10,623
Brandon I just got another call from that woman
345
01:08:14,207 --> 01:08:15,743
But I promise this will stop
346
01:08:15,999 --> 01:08:17,023
Just give me a few days
347
01:08:19,327 --> 01:08:20,607
All right I'll give you a few days but that's it
348
01:08:31,103 --> 01:08:32,639
Gentle
349
01:08:32,895 --> 01:08:33,407
What is the deal
350
01:08:33,919 --> 01:08:34,687
I'm on duty
351
01:08:34,943 --> 01:08:36,223
Some crazy woman
352
01:08:55,679 --> 01:08:59,775
You know she's calling me at work trying to get me fired I don't even have equity in my house
353
01:09:00,543 --> 01:09:01,311
Why didn't you guys
354
01:09:01,567 --> 01:09:02,335
Call me earlier
355
01:09:04,127 --> 01:09:04,639
I didn't want this
356
01:09:10,783 --> 01:09:12,063
He didn't know she is
357
01:09:13,343 --> 01:09:14,367
Maybe you should call the police
358
01:09:15,391 --> 01:09:17,951
You are the police you know I mean
359
01:09:18,207 --> 01:09:23,327
You know we can get surveillance on the house we can file reports I don't want to know about this
360
01:09:28,703 --> 01:09:29,471
What do you want me to do
361
01:09:30,239 --> 01:09:31,519
I want you to do me a favor
362
01:09:32,799 --> 01:09:33,823
Keep an eye on the house
363
01:09:35,359 --> 01:09:38,175
In the meantime Chase and I are going to go visit some women
364
01:09:38,943 --> 01:09:39,455
Listen
365
01:09:39,711 --> 01:09:41,503
If this gets too dangerous
366
01:09:41,759 --> 01:09:43,039
I'm going to have to call it in
367
01:09:44,319 --> 01:09:45,855
It just give us a few days
368
01:09:55,071 --> 01:09:56,351
This is your place
369
01:10:03,519 --> 01:10:06,335
I really just want to say thanks for bringing me home today
370
01:10:15,551 --> 01:10:19,903
I noticed that you don't have any pictures of Brandon I mean you and Brandon around here
371
01:10:20,927 --> 01:10:22,719
Yeah you know I never really thought about it
372
01:10:23,743 --> 01:10:26,047
I guess I'm just not really the picture taking type
373
01:10:26,303 --> 01:10:27,583
I don't think Brandon is either
374
01:10:28,351 --> 01:10:31,167
It's too bad he's such a handsome man
375
01:10:31,679 --> 01:10:32,703
Do you know Brandon
376
01:10:33,471 --> 01:10:36,287
Oh no I just from what you told me
377
01:10:39,359 --> 01:10:41,663
You know you just kind of seemed depressed at work
378
01:10:44,223 --> 01:10:45,247
You know it's really nothing
379
01:10:47,295 --> 01:10:48,063
You know Julie
380
01:10:48,319 --> 01:10:50,367
I've only worked with the company for a few weeks
381
01:10:50,879 --> 01:10:52,927
But I think our relationship is pretty special
382
01:10:53,695 --> 01:10:55,231
I want you to know that you can tell me
383
01:10:55,743 --> 01:10:56,255
Anything
384
01:10:57,791 --> 01:10:58,815
I know it's just
385
01:10:59,327 --> 01:11:00,863
It's really hard
386
01:11:01,631 --> 01:11:04,703
To tell somebody that your husband is like having an affair on you
387
01:11:05,983 --> 01:11:09,567
Oh Julie oh I had no idea
388
01:11:10,079 --> 01:11:11,871
I'm so sorry
389
01:11:16,479 --> 01:11:17,503
I'm so sorry
390
01:17:59,167 --> 01:18:02,495
Gentlemen can I help you
391
01:18:04,543 --> 01:18:05,567
Tori we need to talk
392
01:18:06,079 --> 01:18:07,359
I can't
393
01:18:07,871 --> 01:18:08,639
What are you doing here
394
01:18:09,407 --> 01:18:10,943
Hidan
395
01:18:11,455 --> 01:18:15,039
Look I already told you that was a one-night stand I'm happily engaged now
396
01:18:15,295 --> 01:18:17,855
I'm sorry to bother you it's just someone is stalking me
397
01:18:18,367 --> 01:18:21,439
And I have an idea it's one of the women I slept with at the club
398
01:18:21,951 --> 01:18:23,487
How many women did you sleep with
399
01:18:23,999 --> 01:18:25,279
Never mind I don't want to know
400
01:18:29,631 --> 01:18:32,191
I'm sorry I can't help you I hope you can find her
401
01:18:32,959 --> 01:18:34,239
Now if you excuse me
402
01:18:34,495 --> 01:18:37,055
Everybody's waiting inside to make that to
403
01:18:38,847 --> 01:18:40,639
Oh hi Brandon
404
01:18:40,895 --> 01:18:43,199
You still tracking that psycho female
405
01:18:43,967 --> 01:18:44,991
Unfortunately
406
01:18:46,783 --> 01:18:47,807
Happy Hunting
407
01:18:48,575 --> 01:18:49,599
Sorry to bother you
408
01:18:50,367 --> 01:18:50,879
Let's go
409
01:19:09,823 --> 01:19:11,103
Hello lover
410
01:19:12,127 --> 01:19:13,919
What's it like sleeping on the couch
411
01:19:15,967 --> 01:19:16,479
Where are you
412
01:19:18,015 --> 01:19:18,783
Your wife
413
01:19:20,831 --> 01:19:21,599
Luscious
414
01:19:26,207 --> 01:19:27,487
Leave my wife out of this
415
01:19:31,327 --> 01:19:33,119
She'll be out of our lives very soon
416
01:19:33,887 --> 01:19:34,655
Can you make good on
417
01:19:37,215 --> 01:19:38,751
I never promised to marry anyone
418
01:19:40,031 --> 01:19:41,055
Who are you
419
01:19:41,311 --> 01:19:41,823
What's your name
420
01:19:46,175 --> 01:19:47,199
Right now
421
01:19:48,479 --> 01:19:48,991
You've
422
01:19:49,759 --> 01:19:50,527
Very bad boy
423
01:19:51,295 --> 01:19:52,063
You lied to me
424
01:19:52,831 --> 01:19:53,855
And I hate
425
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:16,640
Look I'm not having an affair
426
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:24,576
Who would do such a thing know I have some sick friends
427
01:20:25,088 --> 01:20:26,112
I just don't believe you
428
01:20:27,392 --> 01:20:28,160
Have fun
429
01:20:29,696 --> 01:20:33,024
I want you to come straight home from work and lock the doors and don't leave until I come home
430
01:20:35,584 --> 01:20:38,144
Talk to Eric the other day and it's been a lot of break-ins in the neighborhood
431
01:20:38,656 --> 01:20:39,936
I'm keeping an eye on the house
432
01:20:49,152 --> 01:20:49,664
Still
433
01:20:51,456 --> 01:20:52,736
Meet me here at 7:00
434
01:21:00,928 --> 01:21:02,720
Thanks for bringing me home today
435
01:21:03,232 --> 01:21:05,536
I appreciate it my car should be ready by tomorrow
436
01:21:05,792 --> 01:21:07,072
No problem
437
01:21:09,376 --> 01:21:10,912
Maybe I should introduce you to my husband
438
01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:27,552
Brandon
439
01:21:27,808 --> 01:21:29,600
Sonia the new secretary is here
440
01:21:29,856 --> 01:21:30,880
I'd like for you to come a meter
441
01:21:31,392 --> 01:21:34,208
Maybe next time
442
01:21:35,232 --> 01:21:37,024
She's dying to meet you hun
443
01:21:37,792 --> 01:21:38,304
Next time
444
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:39,072
I promise
445
01:21:50,848 --> 01:21:51,616
Where's Brandon
446
01:21:52,128 --> 01:21:53,920
He's working on a sales pitch right now
447
01:21:54,176 --> 01:21:57,504
He does want to have the meeting with you but it's just going to have to happen another time
448
01:22:01,344 --> 01:22:03,136
So did you guys kiss and makeup
449
01:22:03,904 --> 01:22:07,232
You know I just think it's a prank his friends are just such comedian
450
01:22:08,768 --> 01:22:10,304
And you believe that crap
451
01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:14,656
They are such Liars
452
01:22:17,728 --> 01:22:18,240
What
453
01:22:20,544 --> 01:22:24,128
Did he give you a screaming orgasm I don't think that's any of your business
454
01:22:28,224 --> 01:22:29,504
I'm sorry I just thought
455
01:22:32,832 --> 01:22:35,136
Look I'm feeling kind of tired maybe you should go
456
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:39,744
I'm sorry if I offended you I didn't mean to I just you know look
457
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:43,072
I'm feeling really tired now I think it's best that you go
458
01:22:47,168 --> 01:22:49,984
Goodbye Sonya
459
01:22:58,688 --> 01:23:04,832
Damn it took you long enough to take a leak hey I was checking out Julie secretary pretty nice from the back side
460
01:23:15,328 --> 01:23:16,096
What is it with you
461
01:23:16,352 --> 01:23:18,912
Let's get going
462
01:23:23,264 --> 01:23:24,288
Hazel's address
463
01:23:28,384 --> 01:23:29,664
She's the last one on the list
464
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:35,808
Don't get mad
465
01:23:36,576 --> 01:23:37,344
What is a Chase
466
01:23:41,696 --> 01:23:42,208
Was
467
01:23:42,976 --> 01:23:43,744
Pat and
468
01:23:45,280 --> 01:23:48,096
You gave someone my name what the hell did you do that for
469
01:23:48,352 --> 01:23:48,864
I don't know
470
01:23:52,704 --> 01:23:56,288
Stalking me
471
01:23:57,312 --> 01:23:57,824
Who was
472
01:24:02,176 --> 01:24:03,456
I don't know if you guys found a woman yet
473
01:24:04,992 --> 01:24:07,040
It's probably one of the women that chase SLE
474
01:24:07,552 --> 01:24:08,832
He gave someone my name
475
01:24:09,088 --> 01:24:10,368
And who knows what he told her
476
01:24:11,136 --> 01:24:12,416
So do you remember anything specific
477
01:24:15,744 --> 01:24:16,768
Hot
478
01:24:21,120 --> 01:24:22,400
Share this tattoo on her
479
01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:25,728
The secretary
480
01:24:25,984 --> 01:24:26,752
Play Julie Secret
481
01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:28,288
Who's Sonia
482
01:24:31,104 --> 01:24:32,128
We've got to get to the house
483
01:24:35,968 --> 01:24:36,736
Brandon
484
01:24:36,992 --> 01:24:38,528
Brandon is that you
485
01:24:40,064 --> 01:24:46,208
Brandon Brandon is that you know it's not Brandon
486
01:25:24,608 --> 01:25:28,724
I'd really like to fucking cut you up right now
487
01:25:36,384 --> 01:25:42,528
But I think I'd rather see your brain splatter everywhere
488
01:25:42,784 --> 01:25:48,928
Will be going off in about 10 minutes
489
01:25:51,232 --> 01:25:57,376
Chow
490
01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:12,224
Drop the knife now put it down put it down
491
01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:20,160
Down now
492
01:27:11,616 --> 01:27:12,128
I didn't
493
01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:17,248
Psycho
494
01:27:39,776 --> 01:27:42,592
She told me that her and Eric have a hot date Lin
495
01:27:47,456 --> 01:27:50,272
Turns out to be the Local Hero all around
496
01:27:53,344 --> 01:27:56,672
She must have been pretty messed up to have gone to the extremes that she did
497
01:27:57,184 --> 01:28:01,536
Can you imagine being wanted in five states for the same charges of stalking
498
01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:04,864
Psychotic
499
01:28:21,248 --> 01:28:24,832
Maybe I could make you my sexual Conquest
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