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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Can we talk?
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I'm pregnant.
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JEFF: You've got a lot
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going on right now.
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Maybe take some time off,
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focus on things at home.
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Hold on.
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Are you firing her?
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- MEEMAW: Hey, George.
- What's up?
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Georgie and I ran into a little...
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problem at the border.
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What border?
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The Mexican one.
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We got arrested.
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What?
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Who is it?
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Arrested?
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What do you mean, arrested?
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I don't know. Some problem with Customs.
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- What were they doing in Mexico?
- I don't know.
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Why didn't they tell us they were going?
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How many times I got
to say I don't know?
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[sighs] All right, what do you know?
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Well, they're probably
gonna have to pay some fine,
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and-and they're gonna need cash.
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My son is gonna be in jail overnight?
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What about your mother?
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Oh, she's been there before.
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- Meemaw's in jail?
- Uh...
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- No.
- Forget about it.
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Forget about it? Do I need to
remind you I remember my birth?
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[grunts]
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Go to your room.
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That was a rough day.
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Rough day for me.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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LEON: Wait here.
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[crickets chirping]
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[door closes]
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[quietly]: You see what I see?
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What?
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An open window.
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You want to make a run for it?
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You got a better plan?
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Yes.
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You shutting up.
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[door opens]
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[mutters]: Son of a bitch.
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New shirt.
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You give me some seltzer, I can get that
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- right out.
- Shh.
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- Sorry.
- So,
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smuggling cigarettes.
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Your Honor, there was no smuggling.
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This is a... misunderstanding.
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400 cartons of undeclared cigarettes?
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Is that over the limit?
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By 399.
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[quietly]: I told you not to talk.
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And he told you not to talk.
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All right. [grunts]
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Here's youroptions:
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plead not guilty, post a bond,
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come back here for a trial,
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which you will lose,
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because you're guilty.
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- Or?
- Plead guilty,
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pay a fine
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and I never see your face again.
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But we get the cigarettes back, right?
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No.
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How much is the fine?
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Why don't we say $2,500?
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Let's say $500.
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This is not a negotiation.
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I hear ya.
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$750.
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We're done.
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Leon, get these clowns out of here.
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Your Honor, please,
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I really need those cigarettes back.
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My girlfriend's gonna have my baby
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and I was gonna sell 'em to help
pay for the medical expenses.
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That's a touching story.
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Leon!
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Sorry.
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Too much Mountain Dew.
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Take 'em back to holding.
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[Meemaw sighs]
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How 'bout $1,000 and
you can keep my grandson?
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What is happening to our family?
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I know. Georgie and Meemaw in jail.
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Mom getting kicked out of the church.
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Georgie having a baby out of wedlock.
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You know what this means, don't you?
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What?
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We really are white trash.
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Speak for yourself.
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I'm in college on a full ride.
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But I wish y'all luck.
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I really appreciate this, Dale.
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Smuggling cigarettes?
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What the hell was she thinking?
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It was Georgie's idea.
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Well, that makes more sense.
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Well,
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whose truck we taking?
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You're coming?
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My ex-girlfriend in jail
at the Mexican border?
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[chuckles] I got to take pictures.
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[scoffs]
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All right, I'll drive.
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But we got to stop and get film.
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Who you spying on?
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Meemaw's house. There's a strange woman
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loitering on her porch.
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Let me see.
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SHELDON: Should we call the police?
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MISSY: Nah, she's too pretty
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to be a burglar.
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I don't think that's how that works.
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Connie? Are you okay?
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All right, I'm coming in.
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MISSY: Freeze, dirtbag.
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Who are you?
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No, no, we have
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the moral high ground here.
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Yeah. Who are you?
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I'm a friend of the
lady that lives here.
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I'm worried about her.
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That's no lady. That's our meemaw.
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Are you Georgie's brother and sister?
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Yeah.
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I'm Mandy.
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I'm Georgie's...
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I'm Mandy.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, really.
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And I'm worried about your meemaw.
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Well, you don't have to be. She's fine.
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She is?
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Yes, Sheldon, she is.
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So she's not in jail?
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She's in jail?
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Well, I thought so, but maybe not.
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So why is Connie in jail?
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That's family business.
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Although Mandy is
carrying Georgie's baby
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and Georgie's also in jail, so...
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Georgie's in jail?!
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Why are you still talking?
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That is a valid question.
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It's past my bedtime.
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Good. Go.
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Nice meeting you!
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So, what happened?
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All I know is they had
a problem at the border.
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Something about smuggling cigarettes.
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- [quietly]: What an idiot.
- Hey.
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He was just trying to make
money 'cause you got pregnant.
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Oh, so this is my fault?
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He didn't make that baby on his own.
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Look, you're just a kid, okay?
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You don't understand
what's going on here.
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I know my mom lost her job and
got kicked out of the church
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because you won't marry my brother.
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I didn't know that.
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So did I win this argument?
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Feels like I did.
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Okay, God,
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we need to talk.
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Are you testing me?
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Is this a test?
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Am I Mrs. Job?
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I try to be a good person, but...
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lately, it feels like
you are smacking me down
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every chance you get.
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And I know that that might sound
a little ungrateful right now,
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as I load my new dishwasher...
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That I love...
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But can't you pick on
someone else for a while?
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SHELDON: Who are you talking to?
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[exhales sharply]
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- God.
- To yourself. Got it.
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And you think, like Job,
God is testing your faith?
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[scoffs] Sure would explain
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all the bad things that
have been happening.
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So believing in a god
who's going out of his way
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to ruin your life is more comforting
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than believing there's no God at all?
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Isn't it past your bedtime?
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- I know. Good night.
- [stammers]W-Wait.
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Where's your sister?
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At Meemaw's, talking to Mandy.
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What? Why?
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Can we table this for tomorrow?
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I'm running on fumes.
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DALE: So instead of traveling
around the country with me,
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she'd rather smuggle
cigarettes and rot in jail.
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How the hell is that
supposed to make me feel?
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I don't know.
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Bad?
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Damn right, bad.
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Treated that woman like a queen.
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Didn't you break up with her?
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[huffs] That was a bluff.
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Never thought she'd call it.
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Well, you are coming to her rescue.
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Maybe this'll turn things around.
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Who says I want her back?
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Great, you don't want
her back. Let's drop it.
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I will say one thing.
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I miss the sex.
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Oh, God.
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She is vivacious.
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And not just for a woman her age.
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Oh, look, a hitchhiker.
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Let's pick him up. Maybe he'll kill me.
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Do you hate Georgie?
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No. No, Georgie's a good guy.
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If anything, I hate myself
for making bad decisions.
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Like having sex before marriage?
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More like having tequila before sex.
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MARY: Hey.
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What's going on here?
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Mandy was just telling
me how she got pregnant.
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- No, no...
- But you said...
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- No.
- No.
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Uh, are Georgie and Connie okay?
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[exhales]
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Um, I hope so.
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My husband just went
down there to get 'em out.
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Okay. That's good.
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Okay, I guess I'll get going.
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It... was nice seeing ya.
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I'm sorry about your
troubles with the church.
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What did you tell her?
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Just the highlights.
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Oh! I forgot I punched
out a kid in Sunday school.
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You don't have to tell her all that.
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Maybe she'll feel
guilty and marry Georgie.
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No.
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[soft chatter in distance]
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How ya holding up?
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Not so good.
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Kid ain't even born yet and
I'm already a terrible father.
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You're not terrible.
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A terrible father would've walked away.
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Thank you.
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Was my dad real pissed off?
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No.
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He was positively giddy
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about having to drive eight
hours down to the border
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to bail your ass out.
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Your ass, too.
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Yeah, but I like it
when he's pissed at me.
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[chuckling]
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This'll be a cool story
to tell my kid someday.
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Sure.
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Oh. You know what would be awesome?
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If it was a boy, we name him Winston.
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You know, like the cigarettes?
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And if it's a girl, we
could name her Virginia.
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Virginia Slims.
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00:09:30,566 --> 00:09:32,436
Okay.
271
00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,920
I think that's enough of you for now.
272
00:09:37,599 --> 00:09:39,296
[sighing]
273
00:09:40,993 --> 00:09:42,865
[loud rattling]
274
00:09:44,519 --> 00:09:47,346
[sighs]
275
00:09:47,348 --> 00:09:49,043
[exhales]
276
00:09:49,045 --> 00:09:50,484
Evening!
277
00:09:50,487 --> 00:09:51,698
Mary.
278
00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:53,571
Evening.
279
00:09:54,790 --> 00:09:58,531
How come George ain't
taking out the garbage?
280
00:09:58,533 --> 00:10:00,881
He's, uh... [inhales sharply]
281
00:10:00,883 --> 00:10:03,992
I am perfectly capable of
taking the trash cans out.
282
00:10:03,995 --> 00:10:05,338
'Course.
283
00:10:05,341 --> 00:10:07,887
You are woman... hear
you roar. [chuckling]
284
00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:09,368
Hmm.
285
00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:11,718
Um...
286
00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:14,721
I sure hope we're still gonna
see y'all in church tomorrow.
287
00:10:14,723 --> 00:10:16,026
[inhales, sighs]
288
00:10:16,028 --> 00:10:17,742
Thank you. Um...
289
00:10:17,745 --> 00:10:19,965
I'll think about it.
290
00:10:21,425 --> 00:10:24,789
How's Georgie and his,
uh, young lady friend?
291
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,531
Great. They're great.
292
00:10:26,534 --> 00:10:30,145
Has anything changed
vis-à-vis their... nuptials?
293
00:10:30,148 --> 00:10:31,911
Nope. Baby's gonna be a bastard.
294
00:10:31,914 --> 00:10:33,522
That's what you're implying, isn't it?
295
00:10:33,524 --> 00:10:36,569
[stammers] Not a word I like to use.
296
00:10:36,571 --> 00:10:39,523
But, most important, a happy, healthy...
297
00:10:39,526 --> 00:10:40,790
Bastard.
298
00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,879
What you said.
299
00:10:42,881 --> 00:10:44,142
Good night, Pastor.
300
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,623
God bless.
301
00:10:49,366 --> 00:10:51,586
♪
302
00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:57,937
[grunts]
303
00:10:57,940 --> 00:10:59,594
[knocking]
304
00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:04,249
Yeah?
305
00:11:04,251 --> 00:11:05,593
I can't sleep.
306
00:11:05,596 --> 00:11:06,947
Me neither.
307
00:11:06,949 --> 00:11:08,731
This whole Mandy thing is a mess.
308
00:11:08,733 --> 00:11:11,125
If you mean the nomenclature, I agree.
309
00:11:11,127 --> 00:11:12,431
Norman who?
310
00:11:12,433 --> 00:11:14,084
Nomenclature... the system of devising
311
00:11:14,086 --> 00:11:15,564
or choosing names for things.
312
00:11:15,566 --> 00:11:17,653
For example, if Mandy
and Georgie were married,
313
00:11:17,655 --> 00:11:19,177
she'd be our sister-in-law.
314
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,221
But they're not.
315
00:11:20,223 --> 00:11:21,312
Exactly.
316
00:11:21,315 --> 00:11:23,054
So we need a term for
the unmarried mother
317
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,486
of our future niece or nephew.
318
00:11:24,488 --> 00:11:26,401
How 'bout "Mandy"?
319
00:11:26,403 --> 00:11:29,622
Follow me... if we knew the sex
of the baby and it was a boy,
320
00:11:29,624 --> 00:11:31,841
I was thinking we could
call Mandy "nephewterus,"
321
00:11:31,843 --> 00:11:34,148
because she'd be having
a nephew in her uterus.
322
00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:36,929
However, "nieceuterus" just
doesn't hit the ear right.
323
00:11:36,932 --> 00:11:38,630
I still think "Mandy" works.
324
00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:40,023
Now, there is a gender-neutral term
325
00:11:40,025 --> 00:11:42,461
coined by linguist Samuel
Martin in the 1950s,
326
00:11:42,463 --> 00:11:45,159
which takes the "N" from "niece"
or "nephew" with "sibling"”
327
00:11:45,161 --> 00:11:46,204
to get "nibling."
328
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,249
So she'd be our nibling?
329
00:11:48,251 --> 00:11:49,772
No, the baby's the nibling.
330
00:11:49,774 --> 00:11:52,732
Mandy would be either the
niblingess or the niblinger.
331
00:11:52,734 --> 00:11:55,343
Or, in a swerve from our
traditional German suffixes,
332
00:11:55,345 --> 00:11:56,344
"niblingo."
333
00:11:56,346 --> 00:11:57,432
That one.
334
00:11:57,434 --> 00:11:59,304
Oh, yeah, that one's the winner.
335
00:11:59,306 --> 00:12:02,350
ADULT SHELDON: Sadly,
"niblingo" never quite caught on.
336
00:12:02,352 --> 00:12:05,223
But that doesn't stop me
from using it in Scrabble.
337
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,304
This is gonna be my Christmas card.
338
00:12:08,307 --> 00:12:09,827
What the hell?
339
00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:12,316
What are you doing here?
340
00:12:12,319 --> 00:12:13,726
I'm saving ya.
341
00:12:13,729 --> 00:12:15,755
You think I got that
kind of cash lying around?
342
00:12:15,757 --> 00:12:18,018
He doesn't. That's why I'm saving you.
343
00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:19,672
Well, damn.
344
00:12:19,674 --> 00:12:22,283
- Georgie, come on.
- Five more minutes.
345
00:12:22,285 --> 00:12:23,328
Now!
346
00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:25,027
Okay! Okay.
347
00:12:25,801 --> 00:12:27,279
Fine's paid. Let's go.
348
00:12:27,282 --> 00:12:29,898
I'm really sorry about this, Dad.
349
00:12:29,901 --> 00:12:32,859
We'll talk about it in the car.
350
00:12:32,861 --> 00:12:35,253
Well, it's just you and me.
351
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,515
Great.
352
00:12:36,517 --> 00:12:38,606
Yeah, it is. 'Cause I'm saving ya.
353
00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:46,001
♪
354
00:12:46,004 --> 00:12:48,178
I know I messed up.
355
00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:49,745
Mm-hmm.
356
00:12:50,601 --> 00:12:52,200
And I'm gonna pay you back.
357
00:12:52,203 --> 00:12:54,317
- Every penny.
- Mm-hmm.
358
00:12:55,884 --> 00:12:58,843
You get that I was doing
this for the baby, right?
359
00:12:59,844 --> 00:13:02,236
I do.
360
00:13:02,238 --> 00:13:03,700
Which, when you think about it,
361
00:13:03,703 --> 00:13:06,024
could be a reason to be proud of me.
362
00:13:07,635 --> 00:13:10,594
Take some time. Think about it.
363
00:13:14,273 --> 00:13:17,120
When I get the pictures
developed, you want copies?
364
00:13:17,122 --> 00:13:19,342
No.
365
00:13:20,387 --> 00:13:22,476
Jail's made you cranky.
366
00:13:26,243 --> 00:13:28,592
Still haven't heard "thank you."
367
00:13:28,595 --> 00:13:29,981
Thank you.
368
00:13:29,984 --> 00:13:32,397
Those are the words, but...
369
00:13:32,399 --> 00:13:34,062
just not feeling it.
370
00:13:34,879 --> 00:13:36,226
I'm tired.
371
00:13:36,228 --> 00:13:38,700
I'm sore. I'm embarrassed.
372
00:13:38,703 --> 00:13:40,405
Could we just...
373
00:13:40,407 --> 00:13:42,887
please not?
374
00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:46,587
Sorry.
375
00:13:49,459 --> 00:13:52,155
Did you have to join any
gangs when you were in there?
376
00:13:52,157 --> 00:13:54,288
[chuckles]
377
00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:56,159
Can I ask you something?
378
00:13:56,161 --> 00:13:58,553
What?
379
00:13:58,555 --> 00:14:00,950
Were you scared when
Mom got pregnant with me?
380
00:14:00,953 --> 00:14:03,297
I was terrified.
381
00:14:03,299 --> 00:14:04,951
Huh.
382
00:14:04,953 --> 00:14:07,195
Why? You scared?
383
00:14:07,198 --> 00:14:08,302
Yeah.
384
00:14:08,304 --> 00:14:09,434
Good.
385
00:14:09,436 --> 00:14:11,436
You'd be a fool if you weren't.
386
00:14:11,438 --> 00:14:13,103
I don't know what I'm doing.
387
00:14:13,106 --> 00:14:14,801
I don't know what's expected of me.
388
00:14:14,804 --> 00:14:18,094
At least you and Mom got
married and were a team.
389
00:14:18,096 --> 00:14:20,575
Yeah, you got it rougher than me.
390
00:14:20,577 --> 00:14:23,056
Does it ever stop being scary?
391
00:14:23,058 --> 00:14:26,356
I got a call from the Mexican
border that my son was in jail.
392
00:14:26,359 --> 00:14:27,520
What do you think?
393
00:14:27,523 --> 00:14:28,888
Fair point.
394
00:14:28,890 --> 00:14:29,934
Sorry.
395
00:14:31,718 --> 00:14:34,327
It's not all scary. There's fun parts.
396
00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:35,679
Like what?
397
00:14:37,382 --> 00:14:39,817
We went to the beach
once. That wasn't bad.
398
00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:41,428
Well, regardless, it's happening.
399
00:14:41,431 --> 00:14:42,625
I'm gonna be a dad.
400
00:14:43,339 --> 00:14:45,428
Yes, you are.
401
00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:49,409
I hope I'm as good a dad as you are.
402
00:14:49,412 --> 00:14:50,864
Don't try to butter me up.
403
00:14:50,867 --> 00:14:52,997
- [chuckles] You saw that, huh?
- Yeah, I saw it.
404
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,611
Boy, you are smart.
405
00:14:57,086 --> 00:14:59,652
Just to be clear, I'm gonna
pay you back every cent.
406
00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:01,582
Ah. Don't worry about it.
407
00:15:01,585 --> 00:15:04,179
- I am worrying about it.
- Well,
408
00:15:04,181 --> 00:15:06,312
think of the money as a gift.
409
00:15:06,314 --> 00:15:08,662
That I'm gonna be
holding over your head.
410
00:15:08,664 --> 00:15:10,274
Well, that doesn't work for me.
411
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,450
How 'bout...
412
00:15:14,452 --> 00:15:15,756
when we get home...
413
00:15:15,758 --> 00:15:18,369
I make it up to ya?
414
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,242
Now, hold on. You want to...
415
00:15:23,244 --> 00:15:27,465
you want to wipe out a $2,500
debt with one roll in the hay?
416
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,523
Are you saying I'm not worth it?
417
00:15:29,526 --> 00:15:30,858
I'm saying it's a lot of money.
418
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:32,730
Never mind. Offer's off the table.
419
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,427
No, no, no, wait a minute. Hang on.
420
00:15:34,429 --> 00:15:35,851
Too late. Too late.
421
00:15:35,854 --> 00:15:38,344
Hey, I was thinking a
fair price would be...
422
00:15:38,346 --> 00:15:39,649
$500 a roll.
423
00:15:39,651 --> 00:15:42,531
Well, isn't that what
a girl wants to hear?
424
00:15:44,961 --> 00:15:46,700
Seemed fair to me.
425
00:15:46,702 --> 00:15:48,006
[birds chirping]
426
00:15:48,008 --> 00:15:50,095
Do you think Georgie
got a tattoo in jail?
427
00:15:50,097 --> 00:15:51,193
No.
428
00:15:51,196 --> 00:15:52,501
Do you think Meemaw did?
429
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,969
Probably.
430
00:15:54,971 --> 00:15:56,841
Are we going to church?
431
00:15:56,843 --> 00:15:58,192
I'm going.
432
00:15:58,195 --> 00:16:00,105
After everything that happened?
433
00:16:00,107 --> 00:16:01,499
Isn't that weird?
434
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,543
Doesn't matter.
435
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:06,024
I need to.
436
00:16:06,026 --> 00:16:07,462
I'll go with you.
437
00:16:08,463 --> 00:16:10,637
You don't have to.
438
00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:12,247
I want to.
439
00:16:12,249 --> 00:16:15,513
["Losing My Religion" by R.E.M. playing]
440
00:16:19,909 --> 00:16:21,517
What?
441
00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:24,218
♪
442
00:16:26,176 --> 00:16:28,526
[indistinct chatter]
443
00:16:40,887 --> 00:16:43,017
This isn't where we sit.
444
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:45,445
- It's all right.
- All right?
445
00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:48,570
- This is nowhere near the acoustic sweet spot.
- Shush.
446
00:16:48,573 --> 00:16:51,243
And I'm sitting behind what
may be the largest man in Texas.
447
00:16:51,245 --> 00:16:52,855
Shh!
448
00:16:54,552 --> 00:16:57,292
Dear friends, let us love
449
00:16:57,294 --> 00:16:58,424
one another.
450
00:16:58,426 --> 00:17:01,172
Whoever does not love does not know God,
451
00:17:01,175 --> 00:17:04,560
because God is love.
452
00:17:04,562 --> 00:17:08,477
It means that we are
responsible for sharing
453
00:17:08,479 --> 00:17:10,915
that love with all those around us.
454
00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:14,073
Now let's join hands and pray.
455
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,571
Dear Heavenly Father,
456
00:17:15,573 --> 00:17:17,820
thank you for gathering us here today
457
00:17:17,823 --> 00:17:19,271
to join together in worship...
458
00:17:19,273 --> 00:17:21,012
I've had enough. Let's go.
459
00:17:21,014 --> 00:17:22,519
- You sure?
- Yes.
460
00:17:22,522 --> 00:17:24,417
Please give us the strength to reflect
461
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:27,495
your abundant love out into the world.
462
00:17:27,498 --> 00:17:30,238
Thank you for bringing us here today
463
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,281
to join together in worship.
464
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:33,595
Excuse me.
465
00:17:33,598 --> 00:17:35,940
Am I the only one struck
by the incredible hypocrisy
466
00:17:35,942 --> 00:17:37,158
of this sermon?
467
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,073
You go on and on about
loving one another
468
00:17:39,075 --> 00:17:40,596
and how God is love.
469
00:17:40,598 --> 00:17:42,781
But not when it comes to
my mother and our family?
470
00:17:42,784 --> 00:17:45,123
And why? Because my
brother impregnated a woman
471
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,559
11 years older than him?
472
00:17:46,561 --> 00:17:48,517
Which one could argue
was an act of love.
473
00:17:48,519 --> 00:17:49,906
- Sheldon.
- At least on his part.
474
00:17:49,908 --> 00:17:51,433
She doesn't seem to care for him.
475
00:17:51,435 --> 00:17:53,348
- Also, earlier, you said "Nebuh-kuh-nezzar."
- Sheldon.
476
00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:55,481
In Hebrew, it would be
pronounced "Neboo-kha-nezzar."
477
00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:57,222
More in the back of the throat. Kha.
478
00:17:57,224 --> 00:17:58,701
- Kha. Bye.
- Sheldon.
479
00:17:58,703 --> 00:17:59,920
Or in Hebrew, shalom.
480
00:17:59,922 --> 00:18:01,356
Which also means "hello." And "peace."
481
00:18:01,358 --> 00:18:03,056
- Kha! Kha!
- [groans]
482
00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:07,700
[door closes]
483
00:18:11,194 --> 00:18:12,890
How's Mom?
484
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,587
- Pretty upset.
- [man speaking on TV]
485
00:18:14,589 --> 00:18:16,894
Even after that excellent speech I made?
486
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,983
For once, I don't think
you're the problem.
487
00:18:18,985 --> 00:18:21,072
Good for me.
488
00:18:21,074 --> 00:18:23,248
[doorbell rings]
489
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,640
I'm reading.
490
00:18:24,642 --> 00:18:26,470
[sighs]
491
00:18:29,430 --> 00:18:31,647
Hi there, Missy.
492
00:18:31,649 --> 00:18:33,432
[sighs] May I help you?
493
00:18:33,434 --> 00:18:36,696
Um, I was hoping to talk
to your mom. She around?
494
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:39,483
I'm not sure. Let me
see if she's available.
495
00:18:40,484 --> 00:18:42,049
What's going on?
496
00:18:42,051 --> 00:18:44,225
She's available.
497
00:18:44,227 --> 00:18:46,227
[sighs softly] Hello.
498
00:18:46,229 --> 00:18:49,404
Mary, I am so sorry about today.
499
00:18:49,406 --> 00:18:52,292
I understand why you're upset.
500
00:18:52,295 --> 00:18:54,382
But the church is still your family.
501
00:18:54,385 --> 00:18:58,476
I'd just... hate to see
you walk away from the Lord.
502
00:19:01,201 --> 00:19:02,678
[inhales sharply, sighs]
503
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,683
Feels like he's walking away from me.
504
00:19:11,597 --> 00:19:17,300
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