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A breakout
at a maximum security...
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correctional facility
in Illinois...
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is this hour's
top news story.
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Convicted serial killer
Harold Trattner...
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is believed
to be amongst a group...
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of 3
death row inmates...
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who overpowered guards
whilst on transit...
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from a holding cell
in Angola this morning.
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Sheriff John Loomis
has issued a warning...
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to area residents...
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advising them not
to approach the prisoners...
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under any circumstance.
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Harold Trattner received
the death penalty 3 years ago...
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for the massacre
of 6 teenagers...
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during a summer camp vacation
in Vermont.
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Deputies in Houston
issued an apology today...
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to the British holidaymaker
they arrested last week...
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in Miami.
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70-year-old Derek Lambros...
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Police
in Grand Rapids, Michigan...
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have been unable to identify
the bodies of young man...
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and woman discovered by children
in a Halloween costume store...
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with their features carved away
and the man's genitals removed.
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Police first identified
the victims as 2 women.
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Sheriff John Schrader
refused to give details...
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of the ghoulish case...
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and said only that
he did have strong evidence...
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linking the crime...
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to this morning's
prison breakout...
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in neighboring Illinois.
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Hello?
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Michael, are you ok?
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You shouldn't
be watching that by yourself.
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I told you it was scary.
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Well, you just have to wait
till Mom comes home, ok?
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Keep the lights on.
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Ok, bye.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Kelly?
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Cut it out, Kell.
This isn't funny.
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Hello.
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I realize this isn't
what you were expecting.
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Let me explain.
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The film you hired
from the video store...
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I recorded over it.
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But don't go switching off.
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You didn't actually
miss very much.
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The characterization
was 2-dimensional...
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and, well, the dialogue
was, frankly, embarrassing.
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I think you will find this
much more interesting.
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You're interested now,
aren't you?
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Go on, admit it.
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Well, you hired a horror movie,
didn't you?
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So, you wanted to see
something scary, right?
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Don't worry.
I'll explain.
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You'll understand everything,
I promise.
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This is where
I did my first.
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It's actually
quite a strange story...
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how it happened.
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It was, what,
about 5 years ago now.
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I was walking across
Hammersmith Bridge...
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when this guy in front of me
suddenly jumped off.
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Well, I jumped in after him
and pulled him out.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, we sort of
became friends after that.
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But it wasn't a particularly
healthy kind of friendship.
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See, he'd had
a pretty unhappy life.
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I'm not gonna go
into the details.
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And I don't think he was
too pleased to still be alive.
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But he sort of felt
he had to be grateful...
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and I thought
I ought to be his friend...
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even though he was
pretty depressing company...
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to be perfectly honest.
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It was about 6 months later...
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and we were standing together
on this roof.
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He dragged me up here to share
a few insights about the world.
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And I was standing behind him...
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wishing I'd never heard
of Hammersmith Bridge...
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when I just thought...
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well, A...
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maybe I'd made a mistake by
pulling him out of the river...
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Because all he ever talked about
was how miserable he was;
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And B,
since I'd saved his life...
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I sort of had
a few rights over it.
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So, I walked right up to him
and pushed him over.
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Do you just want to get a shot
pointing down over the edge?
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Course,
they all thought it was suicide.
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Anyway,
that's how I got started.
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I'd say I do about 8,
maybe 10 people a year.
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Men, women.
I don't really care.
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The first couple of months
I went kind of mental.
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I think I did
about 20.
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But after that
I calmed down a bit.
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Still, I wouldn't want you
to think that's all I do.
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I'd probably be pretty boring
if it was.
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I, Derrick Steven Morris.,,
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I, Derrick Steven Morris...
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take you,
Emily Jane Murphy...
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take you,
Emily Jane Murphy...
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to be my wife...
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to be my wife...
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to have and to hold...
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to have and to hold...
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One, 2, 3!
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It's actually a nice way
to earn a living.
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Free food, free booze.
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I mean, it's not like
you're a waiter...
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and it's the best place
in the world to meet women.
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Look at them.
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Nothing makes a single woman
feel less loved...
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than watching
someone else get married.
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I've had some pretty good times
at other people's weddings...
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- I can tell you.
- Oi!
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Do you want to start
filming us?
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What do you think
I'm paying you for?
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Sure, I'm sorry.
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Who's he?
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He's my assistant.
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As long as I'm
not paying him, too.
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Ok, what I'm
gonna show you now...
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is the first time
I filmed myself doing someone.
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To be honest,
I made a bit of a mess of it.
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I'll just warn you
about that in advance.
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Still, you can't just
show the triumphs, can you?
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I mean, I'm not pretending
I had this down pat...
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right from the start.
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You have to work
at these things.
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Ok, take 1.
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This is Tim.
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Say hello, Tim.
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Tell them
what you do, Tim.
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Tim is suffering from a bit
of stage fright just now.
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He's an assistant manager
at a High Street retailer...
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of consumer durables.
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I'm not gonna say
which ones.
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They don't pay me
for advertising.
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He was getting along
nicely.
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Weren't you?
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No, no.
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No, please.
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It's not your lucky day,
is it?
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No!
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Well, like I said...
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it was the first time
I filmed one.
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Of course, I'd probably be right
in thinking you don't approve.
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Me evil, you good, yeah?
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That's fine.
I can take criticism.
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I'm not sure
what you mean by evil, though.
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Or maybe you think
it isn't my fault.
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Maybe I watched
too many violent films...
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when I was a child.
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That one always
makes me laugh.
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As if there weren't
people like me...
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before films
were even invented.
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And what about
everybody who saw...
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"The Texas Chainsaw
Massacre"...
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and didn't go out
and buy meat hooks?
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No, take it
from someone who knows.
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It ain't
the movies.
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And I'm pretty sure
I'm not mad, either.
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Usual, Max?
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Oh, thank you, Joe,
that would be splendid.
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Do have one
yourself.
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Is he making
a film?
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As a matter of fact,
I am making a film.
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What's it about?
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It's about life,
really.
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And death.
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Life sucks.
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Death's not much better,
either.
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Would you like
to do an interview with us?
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So, your name is?
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Bill.
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Bill what?
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Mullins.
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So, it's 3:00,
and you're shitfaced.
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Yeah.
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Regular occurrence?
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When I've got
the money.
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So, life didn't work out.
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No.
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Do you consider yourself
one of life's casualties?
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What?
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Well, what if I said
I could end all your troubles?
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Now.
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How?
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With this.
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Well, if I shot you
in the head, for example...
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that would be an end
to all your suffering.
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Is this
for the film?
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All I'm asking
is why go on living?
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Well...
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You said it
yourself.
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Life sucks.
So, why stay alive?
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Look, I don't want
any trouble.
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Who said anything
about trouble?
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00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:22,610
I'm just asking you
a question.
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In fact,
I'm offering you a service.
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It's just something
I'm trying to understand.
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00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,930
Why cling on to something
that makes you miserable?
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You think
I killed him.
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I didn't kill him.
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It was only
a replica gun, anyway.
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To tell you the truth,
I actually felt sorry for him.
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I just wanted
to ask him that question.
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00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,720
I want to ask
a lot of people that question.
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00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,020
I mean,
you see people all the time...
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going around,
looking totally miserable.
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00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,330
And you wonder
why they go on.
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It's like
relationships.
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Well,
a lot of them.
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00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:19,540
You've got 2 people
who can't stand each other...
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or at least who are
totally bored with each other...
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00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,240
which is probably worse...
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and they just
cling on.
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Like parasites.
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00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:31,720
I think a lot of people
don't want to accept that...
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00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:35,720
which is understandable,
but they ought to.
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00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,620
Are you waiting
for your mummy?
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00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:14,930
Yeah.
222
00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:18,230
Well, she told me
to come and pick you up.
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00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:20,330
Do you want to be
a part of our film as well?
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Ok.
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00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:22,730
Yeah?
Want me to carry your bag?
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00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:24,040
No, I'm fine.
227
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,540
You ok?
Want to hold my hand?
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00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,640
I've got my car
just down here.
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00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:52,230
There you are.
Where have you been?
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00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:53,530
He wanted ice cream.
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Brilliant.
Now he won't want his tea.
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00:15:57,340 --> 00:15:59,740
Hey, Nico!
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00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,820
You're still doing
that wedding stuff, then?
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00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,220
Yes.
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00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,320
When are you
gonna get a real job?
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00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:23,030
Do you want to explain to me
what you mean by a real job?
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00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:24,630
I don't know.
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00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:26,930
Something
with a future, at least.
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00:16:26,930 --> 00:16:28,530
Oh, yes,
a future.
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00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,640
I've always wanted
one of those.
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00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,440
Can't you
take anything seriously?
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00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,340
My older sister Sam is,
as you can see,
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concerned
I'm wasting my life.
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00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,710
Whatever.
Do what you want.
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00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:42,410
I am doing
what I want.
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00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:44,420
Are you doing
what you want?
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00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,020
What?
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00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,720
Well, all this.
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00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:50,820
The house,
the husband, the kids.
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00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:53,120
Is it really
satisfying?
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00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:56,430
I'm not
gonna have this discussion...
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00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:58,330
for the benefit
of your film, Max.
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00:16:58,330 --> 00:16:59,530
Go on.
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00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:03,230
You staying to dinner
or what?
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00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:10,340
I think
we should eat Nico.
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00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:32,330
You have to smash out the meat
fairly brutally...
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00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:34,630
to make it
nice and tender.
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00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,540
Oh, don't worry...
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00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:40,640
it's just
a little wood pigeon...
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00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,540
I'm preparing
for a friend of mine.
261
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,110
Just add a little stock.
262
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,430
Now a little bit
of wine.
263
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,540
You just want
to come a little closer?
264
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:17,640
Now we'll just
let that cook for a bit.
265
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,540
And then
we'll add some cream later.
266
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,020
Max!
267
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,920
That looks
absolutely delicious.
268
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,820
Tuck in.
269
00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:32,520
Well, isn't your friend
going to join us?
270
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:35,930
He's not my friend.
He's my assistant.
271
00:18:35,930 --> 00:18:38,730
And he's here
to help me make my film.
272
00:18:38,730 --> 00:18:40,230
Have some potatoes.
273
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:51,540
What are you planning
to do with this film?
274
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,610
Oh, probably nothing.
275
00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:57,420
It's just
a personal project.
276
00:18:58,820 --> 00:18:59,920
What's the point?
277
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,020
Well,
that is the point.
278
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,130
Only you could
be mad enough...
279
00:19:07,130 --> 00:19:09,330
to have someone constantly
following you around...
280
00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:10,830
with a camera.
281
00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:14,930
Thanks.
Great.
282
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,630
Bye, Petra.
283
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,140
Bye.
284
00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:29,710
Petra's
one of my oldest friends.
285
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:34,020
We actually had a bit of a thing
with each other a few years ago.
286
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:36,320
Now we're just mates.
287
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:44,030
I think it's a good thing
we're not going out...
288
00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:45,530
with each other
anymore.
289
00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:46,930
We'd probably
kill each other.
290
00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:51,240
Oh, here,
do you want some of this?
291
00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,340
That was good work.
Well done.
292
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,580
Do you want
to give me a hand here?
293
00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:17,290
But I'm filming.
294
00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:19,490
Just put the camera down
and give me a hand.
295
00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:24,690
Come on!
296
00:21:53,190 --> 00:21:55,890
I wonder how long it'll take
before they find that one?
297
00:21:58,990 --> 00:22:00,360
Come on.
298
00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:04,470
Come on, get the camera.
Let's go.
299
00:22:09,270 --> 00:22:11,570
Generally,
I try to mix things up a bit.
300
00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:18,580
Victims, weapons, methods,
locations, circumstances.
301
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,480
Also, if you take
some money and stuff...
302
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,290
they think
the motive is robbery.
303
00:22:24,790 --> 00:22:25,990
Now, obviously,
this means...
304
00:22:25,990 --> 00:22:27,390
you have to keep
using your imagination...
305
00:22:27,390 --> 00:22:31,390
but it also means that they
can't build up a profile.
306
00:22:31,490 --> 00:22:32,890
I mean,
as far as I know...
307
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,260
they haven't even connected up
any of mine...
308
00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:37,370
and I've done
at least 50 so far.
309
00:22:41,070 --> 00:22:44,970
The problem is,
you don't get a lot of coverage.
310
00:22:44,970 --> 00:22:47,580
You don't get
to really make a statement.
311
00:22:47,580 --> 00:22:49,680
And that's why
I've decided to make this film.
312
00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:53,980
I suppose you'll be thinking
I've exposed myself...
313
00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:55,480
but don't worry.
314
00:22:57,690 --> 00:22:59,990
I've thought of a solution
to that, too.
315
00:23:02,490 --> 00:23:04,790
You may now kiss
the bride.
316
00:23:13,570 --> 00:23:15,370
I can't believe
you did it, mate.
317
00:23:15,370 --> 00:23:16,670
You wanker.
318
00:23:16,670 --> 00:23:17,970
Give us another one of them,
will you?
319
00:23:17,970 --> 00:23:19,470
How you feeling?
320
00:23:19,470 --> 00:23:21,180
Mad.
321
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,380
Are you happy
to be married?
322
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:27,980
Yeah, I suppose.
323
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,180
You suppose?
324
00:23:29,180 --> 00:23:30,490
I don't know.
325
00:23:30,590 --> 00:23:32,390
Only did it
to shut her up.
326
00:23:32,390 --> 00:23:33,490
Ritchie!
327
00:23:33,590 --> 00:23:34,890
All right.
328
00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:41,960
Duty calls.
329
00:23:49,070 --> 00:23:52,170
I'm trying to make this film
not just about me...
330
00:23:52,270 --> 00:23:55,180
but about life
in general.
331
00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:59,780
I mean, you could look at me
and say I'm a predator.
332
00:24:01,580 --> 00:24:02,880
And then
the question is...
333
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,890
what makes some people
the lions...
334
00:24:04,890 --> 00:24:06,890
and others
the wildebeest?
335
00:24:06,890 --> 00:24:08,390
Who decides that?
336
00:24:20,470 --> 00:24:22,370
When are you gonna
do one?
337
00:24:24,170 --> 00:24:26,170
Don't know.
338
00:24:26,170 --> 00:24:27,780
You still want to,
don't you?
339
00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:28,980
Aye.
340
00:24:30,780 --> 00:24:32,180
It's important
that you participate fully...
341
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,480
in this project.
342
00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:35,080
We discussed this,
didn't we?
343
00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:36,290
Aye.
344
00:24:38,790 --> 00:24:40,690
You don't want to stay
a wildebeest, do you?
345
00:24:44,290 --> 00:24:46,260
Do you?
346
00:24:46,260 --> 00:24:47,460
No.
347
00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:51,670
Good.
348
00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:13,290
Yes?
349
00:25:13,290 --> 00:25:14,690
Hello.
350
00:25:14,790 --> 00:25:16,890
What's all this?
351
00:25:16,990 --> 00:25:18,290
He's making a film
with me.
352
00:25:18,290 --> 00:25:19,490
Film?
353
00:25:19,490 --> 00:25:20,760
Yes.
354
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,160
Oh.
355
00:25:29,770 --> 00:25:31,670
Tea for you,
young man?
356
00:25:31,770 --> 00:25:32,870
Please.
357
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,780
Milk?
358
00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:41,880
Please.
359
00:25:46,490 --> 00:25:47,690
Sugar?
360
00:25:47,690 --> 00:25:48,890
One, please.
361
00:26:05,170 --> 00:26:07,180
So, how are you?
362
00:26:07,180 --> 00:26:10,480
How am I?
What's to tell?
363
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,680
Nothing to tell.
364
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,780
I'm fine.
365
00:26:17,390 --> 00:26:19,690
Is your tea
all right?
366
00:26:19,790 --> 00:26:21,690
Oh, it's fine,
thank you, Grandma.
367
00:26:23,590 --> 00:26:25,990
And yours?
368
00:26:26,090 --> 00:26:27,160
Fine.
369
00:26:32,370 --> 00:26:34,770
So, when did
I last see you?
370
00:26:37,070 --> 00:26:38,370
Let me see, now.
371
00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:47,580
You never come around
to see your grandma.
372
00:26:52,890 --> 00:26:55,490
What are you up to
these days?
373
00:26:55,590 --> 00:26:57,990
I'm still doing
my filming.
374
00:26:58,090 --> 00:26:59,660
Making any money
at it?
375
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,160
I get by.
376
00:27:02,660 --> 00:27:06,470
Still doing...
what is it, the weddings?
377
00:27:06,470 --> 00:27:07,670
That's right.
378
00:27:10,570 --> 00:27:12,870
Your father
was exactly the same.
379
00:27:12,870 --> 00:27:14,880
He never could
settle to anything.
380
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,180
Do you think it's
a family trait, Grandma?
381
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:22,880
Family trait?
I don't know.
382
00:27:25,290 --> 00:27:27,590
Didn't come from my side
of the family.
383
00:27:27,590 --> 00:27:29,490
That's for sure.
384
00:28:49,470 --> 00:28:50,670
What the...
385
00:29:06,090 --> 00:29:07,290
What the fuck
are you doing out there?
386
00:29:07,290 --> 00:29:08,590
Get in here.
387
00:29:12,490 --> 00:29:14,060
Brilliant.
388
00:29:14,060 --> 00:29:16,370
You almost missed
everything.
389
00:29:16,370 --> 00:29:17,970
Now, go down
and get a good shot of her.
390
00:29:30,780 --> 00:29:33,280
I'm not going to say anything
flippant or ironic to you.
391
00:29:38,890 --> 00:29:40,890
I know
you won't understand...
392
00:29:40,890 --> 00:29:44,390
but I'm gonna explain a couple
of things to you, anyway.
393
00:29:44,390 --> 00:29:45,590
You see that there?
394
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,460
We're making a film
of this.
395
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,270
We're trying to do something
that hasn't been done before.
396
00:29:52,370 --> 00:29:54,270
Well, I've never heard of it
being done before.
397
00:29:55,570 --> 00:29:57,770
We're trying to make
an intelligent movie...
398
00:29:57,870 --> 00:29:59,980
about murder...
399
00:29:59,980 --> 00:30:02,080
while actually
doing the murders.
400
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:04,980
Now, I know
that doesn't help you...
401
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,080
and it doesn't justify
what I've done...
402
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,680
but at least
it's interesting.
403
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,890
You see, that's the point,
isn't it?
404
00:30:11,890 --> 00:30:13,090
See?
405
00:30:13,190 --> 00:30:15,890
To try to do something
interesting.
406
00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:19,090
The problem is...
407
00:30:19,090 --> 00:30:20,660
it looks like you can't do
anything interesting...
408
00:30:20,660 --> 00:30:22,360
unless you give people
a shock...
409
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,770
and you can't give people
a shock...
410
00:30:23,770 --> 00:30:24,870
unless you do something
really horrible.
411
00:30:24,970 --> 00:30:26,970
No, wait, wait, wait.
I haven't finished.
412
00:30:36,180 --> 00:30:39,580
I was hoping to get some sort of
a reaction from her.
413
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,080
I mean, that would be something,
wouldn't it?
414
00:30:42,180 --> 00:30:43,590
To get someone to see
the point of this...
415
00:30:43,690 --> 00:30:45,790
while actually being
part of it, too.
416
00:30:52,790 --> 00:30:54,460
Oh, now you really hate me,
don't you?
417
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:56,970
Well, that's fine.
418
00:30:59,270 --> 00:31:00,770
But before you condemn me...
419
00:31:02,670 --> 00:31:04,670
you ought to be able to answer
one question.
420
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:09,080
How much is a single human life
really worth...
421
00:31:09,180 --> 00:31:11,480
compared to doing something that
hasn't been done before?
422
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,680
Everything?
423
00:31:17,090 --> 00:31:18,490
Well, let's put it
this way.
424
00:31:20,990 --> 00:31:22,690
If you sold your TV...
425
00:31:22,690 --> 00:31:25,290
and gave the money
to some aid organization...
426
00:31:25,390 --> 00:31:28,860
some child in Africa would live
a little longer, wouldn't they?
427
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,670
But you're not going to sell
your TV, are you?
428
00:31:31,770 --> 00:31:35,570
So human life isn't quite worth
everything, is it?
429
00:31:36,870 --> 00:31:39,070
I mean, it's not worth as much
as your TV, for example.
430
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,690
Now, would you have sold your TV
to save that woman's life...
431
00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:50,890
given the option?
432
00:31:52,690 --> 00:31:54,390
Well, if you think "yes"...
433
00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:56,790
then why not
for the African child?
434
00:31:56,890 --> 00:31:58,490
And if you think "No"...
435
00:31:58,490 --> 00:32:00,760
then what are you giving me
a hard time for?
436
00:32:05,470 --> 00:32:07,170
Well, it's about this woman...
437
00:32:07,170 --> 00:32:09,470
who discovers that
she can listen in...
438
00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:11,370
on other people's thoughts.
439
00:32:11,370 --> 00:32:14,380
And at first
she thinks it's really cool...
440
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,980
and she starts listening in on
all her friends...
441
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,480
and she works out all these ways
of making money from it.
442
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,890
But then it all starts
to go wrong...
443
00:32:23,890 --> 00:32:25,890
and she finds she can't stop.
444
00:32:25,890 --> 00:32:27,890
What, she can't turn it off?
445
00:32:27,890 --> 00:32:29,090
No.
446
00:32:29,090 --> 00:32:31,590
It's like she becomes
addicted to it.
447
00:32:31,590 --> 00:32:32,790
And?
448
00:32:33,860 --> 00:32:36,160
Well, I haven't worked out
all the details yet...
449
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,870
but that's the basic idea.
450
00:32:37,870 --> 00:32:39,170
Right.
451
00:32:39,270 --> 00:32:41,270
Well, it sounds really
interesting.
452
00:32:41,270 --> 00:32:42,970
Sounds like a nightmare to me.
453
00:32:43,070 --> 00:32:44,670
Well, that's the point.
454
00:32:44,670 --> 00:32:46,280
Imagine what would happen...
455
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,280
if we all knew what we really
thought about each other.
456
00:32:49,380 --> 00:32:50,480
I'd go for it.
457
00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:51,680
Oh, bollocks you would.
458
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:52,780
No, actually,
you probably would.
459
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:54,680
You'd have no friends.
460
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,890
But that's only if you couldn't
take what they were thinking...
461
00:32:57,890 --> 00:33:00,790
which really means only if
you can't see yourself...
462
00:33:00,790 --> 00:33:02,190
for what you really are.
463
00:33:02,290 --> 00:33:04,190
Oh, the man of truth.
464
00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:05,790
At least I'm open to it.
465
00:33:05,790 --> 00:33:06,960
No, you're not.
466
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,560
You couldn't take what people
really think about you.
467
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,170
- I think I could.
- You sure about that?
468
00:33:11,270 --> 00:33:13,170
- Absolutely.
- All right.
469
00:33:14,670 --> 00:33:19,070
You've got this idea that you're
some sort of unique artist...
470
00:33:19,170 --> 00:33:22,780
when in fact you're just a cunt
who shoots wedding videos.
471
00:33:22,780 --> 00:33:25,880
Now you've got this idiot
following you around...
472
00:33:25,980 --> 00:33:27,380
filming conversations
like this...
473
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,890
as if it was something, like,
fascinating and adventurous...
474
00:33:30,990 --> 00:33:32,990
when it's just
4 drunk people...
475
00:33:32,990 --> 00:33:35,090
sitting around
talking bollocks...
476
00:33:35,190 --> 00:33:37,390
like people have always
talked bollocks.
477
00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:39,560
It's a total sham.
478
00:33:41,660 --> 00:33:44,070
Hey, well, you said
you could take it.
479
00:33:44,070 --> 00:33:45,370
Oh, great.
480
00:33:47,670 --> 00:33:48,770
That's fine.
481
00:33:48,770 --> 00:33:50,170
I'm really not bothered.
482
00:33:51,670 --> 00:33:52,980
You're not, are you?
483
00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:54,180
No.
484
00:33:56,180 --> 00:33:58,180
Yeah, that's what I like
about you, Max.
485
00:33:58,180 --> 00:33:59,880
You do not give a fuck.
486
00:34:05,190 --> 00:34:07,190
Actually, I do give a fuck...
487
00:34:07,290 --> 00:34:09,690
but not about that.
488
00:34:09,690 --> 00:34:12,090
You may say
I should give a fuck...
489
00:34:12,190 --> 00:34:14,160
about this, for example.
490
00:34:19,970 --> 00:34:21,370
I've lost my wife.
491
00:34:25,470 --> 00:34:27,280
My children have lost
their mother.
492
00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:31,080
I just...
493
00:34:36,390 --> 00:34:38,190
I...
494
00:34:38,190 --> 00:34:41,190
I just want to say
to members of the public...
495
00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:46,660
that whoever did this is still
out there and must be...
496
00:34:47,860 --> 00:34:49,460
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
497
00:34:52,470 --> 00:34:54,470
That was the woman
I did in the kitchen.
498
00:34:56,270 --> 00:34:58,770
Actually, I had a look around
afterwards.
499
00:34:58,770 --> 00:35:01,880
I saw pictures of that guy
and 2 children.
500
00:35:03,980 --> 00:35:06,180
She was young enough
to have parents...
501
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:09,180
not to mention siblings,
friends, colleagues.
502
00:35:10,590 --> 00:35:12,490
That's a lot of people...
503
00:35:12,490 --> 00:35:14,790
all smashed up
by something I did.
504
00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:20,160
Now, why don't I care
about that?
505
00:35:21,660 --> 00:35:23,670
I mean, I know
you care about it.
506
00:35:23,670 --> 00:35:25,170
That's why you think
I'm a bad person.
507
00:35:25,170 --> 00:35:28,070
But the thing is,
I don't care about it.
508
00:35:28,070 --> 00:35:30,370
I didn't ask not to care
about it, but I just don't.
509
00:35:32,070 --> 00:35:36,280
And if I don't care about it,
how can I think it's wrong?
510
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,780
And if I don't think it's wrong,
then why shouldn't I do it?
511
00:35:47,390 --> 00:35:49,590
We're gonna try
a little experiment.
512
00:35:51,590 --> 00:35:52,790
Just the man.
513
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,180
Onto the woman.
514
00:36:32,470 --> 00:36:33,670
Onto me.
515
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,780
The question is...
516
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,880
were you at all curious to see
what was happening?
517
00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:49,690
I know you don't approve...
518
00:36:49,690 --> 00:36:51,390
and I'm not saying that
you do...
519
00:36:51,390 --> 00:36:54,990
but were you absolutely sure...
520
00:36:54,990 --> 00:36:57,090
without a shadow of a doubt...
521
00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:59,860
that you weren't craning
a little to see?
522
00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:03,270
Hmm?
523
00:37:03,270 --> 00:37:05,370
Not even the teensiest bit?
524
00:37:10,070 --> 00:37:11,570
Now, did you want to
see that or not?
525
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:17,880
And if not, then why
are you still watching?
526
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,820
All right, it's coming.
527
00:38:39,820 --> 00:38:41,120
That is milk?
528
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,120
Yes, for you.
There you go.
529
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,120
He's always getting
that old film out.
530
00:38:47,220 --> 00:38:49,290
I mean,
it was over 15 years ago.
531
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,400
Funny thing is, he never comes
with me to the cemetery.
532
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:56,400
He's... he's... Max naughty.
533
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:57,800
Yeah, he is.
534
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,000
Hello.
535
00:39:03,010 --> 00:39:05,510
Max, do the tyrannosaurus!
536
00:39:11,210 --> 00:39:12,420
Max!
537
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,420
Hey, guys, could you just be...
538
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:19,620
Max, for God's sake!
539
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,690
He's worse than
the both of them.
540
00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:32,800
This is very good, darling.
541
00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:34,810
Thanks.
542
00:39:34,910 --> 00:39:36,710
What is it again?
543
00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:37,810
Oxtail.
544
00:39:54,990 --> 00:39:57,890
Now, Ben, that's not the way
we eat at the table, is it?
545
00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:02,300
But I'm being a gecko.
546
00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:06,100
You can be a gecko later...
547
00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:08,510
but while you're eating dinner,
you're a human being.
548
00:40:08,610 --> 00:40:10,310
But Max is being a gecko.
549
00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:15,910
Well, sometimes adults
can be geckos...
550
00:40:15,910 --> 00:40:17,610
when little boys can't.
551
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,590
I'm not disagreeing with you.
552
00:40:28,590 --> 00:40:30,090
I just think you're making
too much of it.
553
00:40:30,190 --> 00:40:32,200
I don't think I am making
too much of it.
554
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,200
He's a bad influence.
555
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,000
Oh, he was just being stupid.
556
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,700
So what else is new?
557
00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:40,200
He's always being stupid.
558
00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:43,010
Well, I don't need him being
stupid in my house...
559
00:40:43,110 --> 00:40:45,010
when I'm trying to have
my dinner...
560
00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:47,910
and I don't need him encouraging
disrespect in my children.
561
00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:49,910
Oh, it was hardly that, John.
562
00:40:50,010 --> 00:40:53,420
He disrespects everything,
including us.
563
00:40:53,420 --> 00:40:57,120
You can either sit carping from
the sideline like he does...
564
00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:58,620
or you can get
with the program...
565
00:40:58,620 --> 00:41:00,120
and make something
out of your life.
566
00:41:01,390 --> 00:41:03,990
I don't want my kids choosing
the first option.
567
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,400
Look, he's my brother.
568
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:10,300
I can't just tell him
not to come round.
569
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:13,200
I'm not saying
he can't come round.
570
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,410
He just has to learn to respect
our rules when he does.
571
00:41:22,810 --> 00:41:24,820
She's all right, actually... Sam.
572
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,820
You may of course
be wondering...
573
00:41:27,820 --> 00:41:33,120
why she decided to get married
to a complete wanker, but...
574
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,890
it's not so hard
to understand, really.
575
00:41:36,390 --> 00:41:39,000
See, the thing is, she's more
like me than she likes to think.
576
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:44,000
I mean, she doesn't go around
killing people or anything...
577
00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:47,900
but, well, she's kind of
not with the program...
578
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,710
when it really
comes down to it.
579
00:41:53,710 --> 00:41:56,310
You should have seen the things
she did to me when we were kids.
580
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:01,720
The difference is...
581
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:04,520
it bothers her
that she's not with the program.
582
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,220
That's why she married John.
583
00:42:07,820 --> 00:42:09,490
But I don't think
she's happy with him.
584
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
Ben and Nico, though...
they're great.
585
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:22,610
I mean, they're definitely from
our side of the family.
586
00:42:22,710 --> 00:42:24,810
You can see that cunt John
trying to suck it out of them...
587
00:42:24,910 --> 00:42:27,910
but they're too far gone
already.
588
00:42:29,410 --> 00:42:31,010
They'll only end up
hating him for it...
589
00:42:31,010 --> 00:42:32,620
and that'll be another battle
he's lost.
590
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,820
Well, I suppose I shouldn't be
too hard on him.
591
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,290
It's not his fault
he doesn't understand.
592
00:42:42,290 --> 00:42:43,990
He just lacks the equipment.
593
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,400
It's the ones that have
the equipment...
594
00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:49,200
that have to take
responsibility.
595
00:42:58,610 --> 00:42:59,710
Big smiles, please.
596
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,120
That's great.
597
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,620
Good evening, ladies,
gentlemen...
598
00:43:12,620 --> 00:43:14,520
members of Giles' stag party...
599
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:15,890
which, I can assure you...
600
00:43:15,890 --> 00:43:17,090
having spent the weekend
with them...
601
00:43:17,090 --> 00:43:19,200
do not come into
the first two categories.
602
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,700
Firstly, please forgive me.
603
00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:25,100
I am a little nervous.
604
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,500
This isn't
the first time today...
605
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,510
I've got up from a warm seat...
606
00:43:28,510 --> 00:43:30,210
with a piece of paper
in my hand.
607
00:43:34,110 --> 00:43:36,710
When Giles asked me to be
his best man...
608
00:43:36,810 --> 00:43:39,620
I said straight off, "No way."
609
00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:41,820
He offered me 10 pounds.
610
00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:43,820
I said I couldn't be bought.
611
00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:45,520
He offered me 20 pounds.
612
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,890
I said, "Do you really think
I'm that cheap?"
613
00:43:48,990 --> 00:43:50,890
He offered me 30 pounds.
614
00:43:50,890 --> 00:43:53,000
So good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
615
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,400
My name is Crispin,
and I am the best man.
616
00:44:04,810 --> 00:44:06,410
Come on. Nobody can see us.
617
00:44:06,510 --> 00:44:08,510
Fiona, I just got married,
for Christ's sake.
618
00:44:08,510 --> 00:44:11,620
So? It didn't stop us
when you got engaged.
619
00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:12,820
That was different.
620
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:17,520
Come on. It doesn't mean
you have to stop having fun.
621
00:44:23,990 --> 00:44:25,800
What was that?
622
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:26,900
Oh, relax.
623
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,400
There's somebody in the bushes.
624
00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:32,100
Who the fuck are you?
625
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,300
Listen.
626
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,700
You may be wondering
why I let you see that.
627
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:19,820
Want to see what I did to him?
628
00:45:23,820 --> 00:45:25,420
No, please.
629
00:45:28,990 --> 00:45:30,490
Help!
630
00:45:31,700 --> 00:45:33,200
Help!
631
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,300
The neighbors
are over a mile away.
632
00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:43,410
If you wanted to be rescued,
you should have owned less land.
633
00:45:48,110 --> 00:45:49,710
Please!
634
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,420
Please! Please!
635
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:57,720
Are you ready?
636
00:45:58,820 --> 00:46:00,020
Are you ready?
637
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,960
Couldn't have happened to
a nicer guy.
638
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,460
But then, that's the advantage
of being a psychopath.
639
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,970
You don't have to take
any shit from people.
640
00:46:28,370 --> 00:46:29,670
She's lovely.
641
00:46:29,770 --> 00:46:31,570
She's really, really,
really little...
642
00:46:31,570 --> 00:46:34,170
and has black, black curly hair
and violet eyes.
643
00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:37,480
No, thanks.
644
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,180
What do you think he does
when he's not helping Max?
645
00:46:43,580 --> 00:46:46,450
So, what do you do
when you're not helping Max?
646
00:46:46,450 --> 00:46:49,160
You know, things.
647
00:46:50,660 --> 00:46:52,260
What sort of things?
648
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,260
Bits and pieces.
649
00:46:55,260 --> 00:46:56,560
Nothing special.
650
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,070
Well, I hope Max is paying you
well for this.
651
00:47:00,070 --> 00:47:01,470
What's his film about?
652
00:47:03,270 --> 00:47:05,070
What's your film about, Max?
653
00:47:05,170 --> 00:47:06,870
I'm not supposed to say.
654
00:47:06,870 --> 00:47:10,080
Oh, come on, tell us.
I bet it's really twisted.
655
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,180
Mm-hmm.
656
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:12,380
Oh, Max!
657
00:47:12,380 --> 00:47:14,080
Leave him alone, you two.
658
00:47:15,380 --> 00:47:16,580
Give us a beer, will you?
659
00:47:16,580 --> 00:47:17,680
You're meant to be driving.
660
00:47:17,780 --> 00:47:18,850
Come on.
661
00:47:24,060 --> 00:47:25,460
That's one beer gone.
662
00:47:36,070 --> 00:47:37,570
Of course, I...
663
00:47:39,170 --> 00:47:40,570
could kill them all now.
664
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,680
It wouldn't be too difficult.
665
00:47:45,180 --> 00:47:46,680
Him while he's asleep.
666
00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:50,180
Girls... they're always easy.
667
00:47:51,950 --> 00:47:55,160
Don't worry. I'm not going to.
668
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,560
Well, they are my friends,
you know.
669
00:47:57,860 --> 00:48:01,660
The question is, what happens
when you just think about it?
670
00:48:03,260 --> 00:48:05,770
What happens
when you allow yourself...
671
00:48:05,770 --> 00:48:07,670
to represent the possibility?
672
00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:10,670
Then you have to decide...
673
00:48:10,670 --> 00:48:14,370
whether to shy away
from the thought or...
674
00:48:14,370 --> 00:48:17,980
spend a bit of time with it,
see how you react to it.
675
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,880
Do you feel appalled,
or do you just think...
676
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,050
"Well, that could happen"?
677
00:48:29,260 --> 00:48:30,960
That's always been my trouble.
678
00:49:02,660 --> 00:49:03,760
How was that?
679
00:49:03,860 --> 00:49:05,060
Seemed OK to me.
680
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:06,760
Yes, but was it convincing?
681
00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:09,060
I don't know. I'm not an expert
on these things.
682
00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:13,070
I thought it was pretty good.
683
00:49:13,070 --> 00:49:14,270
Did you really?
684
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,770
Petra's got a lead role at last.
685
00:49:18,770 --> 00:49:20,670
"The Duchess of Malfi."
686
00:49:21,780 --> 00:49:24,280
It's only a fringe production,
but, you know...
687
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:25,880
a lead's a lead, I suppose.
688
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,480
Of course,
she's now become impossible.
689
00:49:31,850 --> 00:49:35,360
She had us do that scene and
review the tape about 10 times.
690
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:40,760
Still, that's the artistic
temperament for you.
691
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,060
No creativity without neurosis.
692
00:49:47,470 --> 00:49:49,170
That's why I prefer
the real thing.
693
00:49:50,870 --> 00:49:52,570
It's a lot less stressful.
694
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,080
Just relax.
695
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,750
So, can you tell me why I should
consider you for a promotion?
696
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:14,360
Take your time.
697
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,170
Well...
698
00:50:18,270 --> 00:50:20,370
Obviously
we've discussed this before.
699
00:50:20,370 --> 00:50:22,370
I take it you've had time
to give the matter...
700
00:50:22,370 --> 00:50:23,970
your fullest consideration.
701
00:50:23,970 --> 00:50:25,170
Aye.
702
00:50:27,670 --> 00:50:29,280
You can appreciate, I'm sure...
703
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:32,280
that it's quite a step
from holding the camera...
704
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,680
to doing the killing.
705
00:50:34,980 --> 00:50:37,980
Aye, I do, very much.
706
00:50:37,980 --> 00:50:39,250
You realize
you'll be taking on...
707
00:50:39,350 --> 00:50:41,150
a considerable ethical
responsibility.
708
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:44,460
I know.
709
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:49,560
Obviously I have to ask...
710
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:53,670
if there's any type of situation
you'd feel uncomfortable with.
711
00:50:53,670 --> 00:50:55,270
Women or children, perhaps?
712
00:50:55,270 --> 00:50:56,570
No.
713
00:50:56,570 --> 00:50:58,770
No, you couldn't do them,
or no, it wouldn't be a problem?
714
00:50:58,770 --> 00:51:00,170
It wouldn't be a problem.
715
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:08,580
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
716
00:51:10,180 --> 00:51:11,450
I'm gonna give you a shot.
717
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,660
What about this one?
718
00:51:27,170 --> 00:51:28,770
I don't think so.
719
00:51:28,770 --> 00:51:30,770
OK, what about this one?
720
00:51:30,770 --> 00:51:33,070
Looks like he could do with
a lesson in humility.
721
00:51:33,170 --> 00:51:35,180
I think we could help him there.
Don't you?
722
00:51:38,780 --> 00:51:39,980
Could do them.
723
00:51:40,980 --> 00:51:42,180
Cheap and cheerful.
724
00:51:48,050 --> 00:51:49,260
Could try him.
725
00:51:50,660 --> 00:51:52,860
You'd have to plan it
quite carefully, though.
726
00:51:52,860 --> 00:51:54,560
Probably not one
for a first attempt.
727
00:51:57,860 --> 00:52:01,070
Ah, this one looks
a possibility.
728
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:10,980
OK, let's do it.
729
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,780
No, no, no, no.
730
00:52:17,780 --> 00:52:18,950
Like this!
731
00:52:25,860 --> 00:52:26,960
OK.
732
00:52:33,670 --> 00:52:35,970
I'm sorry about this.
It's his first time.
733
00:52:35,970 --> 00:52:37,170
Try this.
734
00:52:38,170 --> 00:52:39,570
One quick slash
across the throat.
735
00:52:39,570 --> 00:52:40,770
It's easy.
736
00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:47,380
Right. Let's go.
737
00:52:49,780 --> 00:52:51,350
Well, come on.
Get hold of her hair.
738
00:52:53,750 --> 00:52:55,760
What are you fucking
waiting for?
739
00:52:59,060 --> 00:53:01,460
I... can't do it.
740
00:53:03,860 --> 00:53:05,070
Do what?
741
00:53:06,670 --> 00:53:08,370
I can't do it.
742
00:53:08,370 --> 00:53:11,770
I thought I could, but I can't.
743
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,180
You thought you could,
but you can't.
744
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,850
You stupid fucking idiot.
745
00:53:26,850 --> 00:53:29,160
I ought to stick this in you.
746
00:53:29,260 --> 00:53:30,360
Sorry.
747
00:53:39,970 --> 00:53:41,070
There.
748
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:43,940
How hard was that?
749
00:53:49,050 --> 00:53:51,650
OK, now, do you want to explain
to me what happened back there?
750
00:53:55,050 --> 00:53:56,260
I don't know.
751
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:01,260
I thought I could do it,
but I couldn't.
752
00:54:01,260 --> 00:54:02,960
I think we've already
established that.
753
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:05,530
What I'm asking here
is why you couldn't do it.
754
00:54:05,530 --> 00:54:08,030
I thought I'd feel different.
755
00:54:08,030 --> 00:54:09,940
You thought you'd feel
different.
756
00:54:09,940 --> 00:54:11,540
I just didn't want to do it.
757
00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:12,840
Why didn't you want to do it?
758
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:14,840
You wanted to
up until 2 hours ago.
759
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,340
That was different.
760
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:17,640
Different how?
761
00:54:23,550 --> 00:54:24,750
It wasn't real.
762
00:54:26,150 --> 00:54:27,350
I'm sorry?
763
00:54:30,860 --> 00:54:33,660
It didn't feel real.
764
00:54:33,660 --> 00:54:35,660
I can assure you it's real.
765
00:54:35,660 --> 00:54:37,460
Everything we've been doing
for the last 6 months...
766
00:54:37,460 --> 00:54:39,030
has been extremely real.
767
00:54:41,330 --> 00:54:42,940
I've not hurt anyone.
768
00:54:45,940 --> 00:54:47,740
Do you really think
this is something...
769
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:49,340
you can walk away from?
770
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:51,440
You're committed.
771
00:54:51,540 --> 00:54:55,150
You've aided and abetted
the murder of over 15 people.
772
00:54:55,150 --> 00:54:56,750
I'm not doing it anymore.
773
00:54:56,850 --> 00:54:59,150
You're repeating yourself again.
774
00:54:59,150 --> 00:55:01,050
You know how boring that is.
775
00:55:04,060 --> 00:55:05,860
What do you propose
to do with that?
776
00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:12,630
I take it there's a point
to this?
777
00:55:12,630 --> 00:55:14,630
How do you like it?
778
00:55:14,630 --> 00:55:17,140
Very good.
779
00:55:17,140 --> 00:55:19,140
Don't talk down to me.
780
00:55:19,140 --> 00:55:22,440
You're always talking down
to me.
781
00:55:22,540 --> 00:55:26,350
All right, take it easy.
782
00:55:26,350 --> 00:55:31,250
Calm down, ok?
783
00:55:35,260 --> 00:55:36,860
You've got to stop it.
784
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,660
What?
785
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:43,760
This... all this stuff
you're doing.
786
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,740
OK, fine, I'll stop.
787
00:55:55,940 --> 00:55:59,050
How do I know
that you will?
788
00:55:59,050 --> 00:56:00,850
You can't be serious.
789
00:56:01,550 --> 00:56:03,350
I'm going to
make you stop.
790
00:56:03,350 --> 00:56:05,050
If you do that,
you'll be no better than me.
791
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,660
You are better than me,
aren't you?
792
00:56:34,950 --> 00:56:37,550
I honestly believe that
every so-called serial killer...
793
00:56:37,650 --> 00:56:39,050
who got caught
794
00:56:39,150 --> 00:56:43,160
either wanted to or didn't
approach his work intelligently.
795
00:56:44,460 --> 00:56:47,860
Obviously, I had to be careful
in my choice of assistant.
796
00:56:48,660 --> 00:56:50,060
I mean,
it was always possible...
797
00:56:50,060 --> 00:56:51,930
there was gonna be
a difference of opinion.
798
00:56:53,930 --> 00:56:56,740
As far as I know...
799
00:56:56,740 --> 00:57:00,240
he'd been homeless
for about three years...
800
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:02,540
and hadn't seen his family
in over five.
801
00:57:06,650 --> 00:57:07,950
There we go.
802
00:57:13,650 --> 00:57:15,150
He didn't have any friends...
803
00:57:16,260 --> 00:57:19,760
which won't surprise you,
given his interpersonal skills...
804
00:57:19,860 --> 00:57:21,460
apart from
a couple of other fuck-ups...
805
00:57:21,460 --> 00:57:22,960
who were living
under the Westway.
806
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:27,930
When I approached him,
I made sure nobody was watching,
807
00:57:27,930 --> 00:57:29,940
and since then,
he's been living here with me.
808
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:33,540
So he's unlikely
to be missed.
809
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:36,740
And anybody who does can't
possibly connect him with me.
810
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:43,550
Right, the clothes
go into a bin bag.
811
00:57:45,650 --> 00:57:52,160
And then into a bin...
not mine, of course.
812
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:54,860
And it's always
a good idea...
813
00:57:54,860 --> 00:57:57,960
to wait until just before
the dustmen arrive.
814
00:58:00,530 --> 00:58:05,640
The challenge, of course,
is the body.
815
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:10,640
Here we go.
816
00:58:13,550 --> 00:58:16,050
Now, Ben, remember
to keep it in focus, OK?
817
00:58:16,050 --> 00:58:17,950
Max,
that looks magnificent.
818
00:58:17,950 --> 00:58:19,450
Ok, who wants what?
819
00:58:19,550 --> 00:58:21,650
Grandma, you like it well done,
don't you?
820
00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:24,360
Oh, yes, well done for me,
yes, please, dear.
821
00:58:28,060 --> 00:58:29,860
Max, this is great.
822
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:33,430
You may be a nutter,
but you really can cook.
823
00:58:34,330 --> 00:58:35,540
Is that a compliment?
824
00:58:35,540 --> 00:58:37,340
It sounded like it
might be a compliment.
825
00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:40,240
I can't remember the last time
you had us round for dinner.
826
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,140
Yes, it's really very good
of you.
827
00:58:43,240 --> 00:58:44,740
We should do it
more often.
828
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,050
How's yours, grandma?
829
00:58:47,050 --> 00:58:49,050
Very tasty.
830
00:58:49,050 --> 00:58:51,250
- John?
- Oh, it's delicious.
831
00:58:51,850 --> 00:58:54,250
I was wondering though,
what sort of meat is it?
832
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,560
Venezuelan veal.
833
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:01,560
I got it from this butcher
I go to at Smithfield.
834
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,260
Apparently,
they feed the animals...
835
00:59:04,260 --> 00:59:06,330
on this special
high-protein diet...
836
00:59:06,430 --> 00:59:09,940
and they get
this distinctive flavor.
837
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,740
Really? Well, it's nice
to try something exotic...
838
00:59:13,740 --> 00:59:15,740
every now and then.
839
00:59:15,740 --> 00:59:18,340
Max, can you be a gecko?
840
00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:22,550
I don't think I ought
to be a gecko just now.
841
00:59:22,650 --> 00:59:24,950
Well, why not?
842
00:59:24,950 --> 00:59:27,350
Well, sometimes
we have to behave...
843
00:59:27,450 --> 00:59:29,460
the way other people
think we should.
844
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:38,530
It's always been
a mystery to me...
845
00:59:38,630 --> 00:59:39,930
why people make such
heavy weather...
846
00:59:40,030 --> 00:59:41,730
about disposing of a body.
847
00:59:41,730 --> 00:59:45,740
I mean, if you leave a severed
arm and a sackful of entrails...
848
00:59:45,740 --> 00:59:47,040
at the bottom
of someone's garden...
849
00:59:47,140 --> 00:59:49,040
of course they're
going to notice.
850
00:59:49,140 --> 00:59:51,140
But if the meat's been cut up
and cooked...
851
00:59:51,140 --> 00:59:52,750
and there's only a small amount
of it...
852
00:59:52,850 --> 00:59:55,150
it just looks like
a few leftovers.
853
00:59:55,150 --> 00:59:59,450
Of course,
there's quite a lot of flesh...
854
00:59:59,450 --> 01:00:00,950
on the average
human being.
855
01:00:00,950 --> 01:00:03,760
I mean, compared to a chicken,
for example.
856
01:00:03,860 --> 01:00:06,360
So it takes a while
to get rid of.
857
01:00:06,860 --> 01:00:09,360
But that's not a problem
if you've got a big freezer.
858
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,930
The bones you can boil
and then roast...
859
01:00:12,930 --> 01:00:14,830
which makes them easy
to grind up.
860
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:17,840
Make quite a good stock,
actually.
861
01:00:18,940 --> 01:00:20,540
All very simple.
862
01:00:20,540 --> 01:00:23,040
No need to draw attention
to yourself and get caught...
863
01:00:23,140 --> 01:00:25,140
and become everybody's
favorite hate figure.
864
01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:26,850
Unless you want to,
that is.
865
01:00:30,050 --> 01:00:33,350
Is there anybody
assembled here today...
866
01:00:33,350 --> 01:00:36,160
who knows of
any lawful impediment...
867
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:38,660
as to why this man
and woman...
868
01:00:38,660 --> 01:00:41,860
should not be joined
in holy matrimony?
869
01:00:41,860 --> 01:00:45,130
Speak now or forever hold
your peace.
870
01:00:52,340 --> 01:00:54,140
Fucking bastard!
871
01:00:59,550 --> 01:01:03,550
You may well be wondering
if this is in fact a joke.
872
01:01:04,250 --> 01:01:07,250
Not a very tasteful joke,
but a joke nonetheless.
873
01:01:08,250 --> 01:01:09,760
Well...
874
01:01:14,260 --> 01:01:15,760
it is.
875
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,030
Isn't it?
876
01:01:40,450 --> 01:01:42,360
Max, you made it.
877
01:01:42,460 --> 01:01:43,760
Of course.
878
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:46,060
How was I?
879
01:01:46,060 --> 01:01:47,060
You were brilliant.
880
01:01:47,060 --> 01:01:49,460
No, I wasn't.
I was shit.
881
01:01:49,460 --> 01:01:52,730
You were brilliant...
really.
882
01:01:52,730 --> 01:01:53,830
Do you think so?
883
01:01:53,930 --> 01:01:56,140
- Yeah, you were brilliant.
- You were great.
884
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:57,540
You're just saying that.
885
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:59,040
That's right.
We thought you were shit really.
886
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:00,840
Don't listen to him.
887
01:02:00,940 --> 01:02:02,540
Come on,
it's was a joke.
888
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:05,350
No, really,
it was a joke.
889
01:02:05,350 --> 01:02:08,050
Look, it was.
You were brilliant.
890
01:02:11,150 --> 01:02:13,050
Here you go.
891
01:02:13,150 --> 01:02:14,950
Thanks for
helping me rehearse.
892
01:02:14,950 --> 01:02:17,260
Always happy to support
the cause of art...
893
01:02:17,260 --> 01:02:19,060
in my small way.
894
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:21,660
No, really.
It was a big help.
895
01:02:22,660 --> 01:02:24,560
By the way,
where's your friend?
896
01:02:24,660 --> 01:02:25,730
Who?
897
01:02:25,730 --> 01:02:27,230
Your assistant.
898
01:02:27,230 --> 01:02:30,040
Oh, I terminated
our relationship.
899
01:02:30,140 --> 01:02:31,440
What?
900
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:34,140
He'd reached the end
of his usefulness.
901
01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:39,650
I do wonder about you
sometimes, Max.
902
01:02:41,450 --> 01:02:43,450
I wonder what you're wondering
about me...
903
01:02:43,450 --> 01:02:45,550
now we've spent some time
together.
904
01:02:52,660 --> 01:02:54,460
Actually, you're not wondering
at all, are you?
905
01:02:55,660 --> 01:02:58,360
I mean, you know a few things
that Petra doesn't, after all.
906
01:03:01,630 --> 01:03:04,840
I can just see that look
of superiority on your face...
907
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:06,940
even though you should have
a few doubts now...
908
01:03:06,940 --> 01:03:08,640
if you're really
going to be fair.
909
01:03:11,850 --> 01:03:13,950
I wonder what sort
of a conversation we'd have...
910
01:03:14,050 --> 01:03:15,450
if we came
face to face.
911
01:03:18,150 --> 01:03:20,550
Don't suppose
we'll ever find out, will we?
912
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:30,360
- Wait a minute!
- No, no!
913
01:03:34,130 --> 01:03:36,340
Bill. Bill.
914
01:03:36,340 --> 01:03:37,740
It's all right,
it's all right.
915
01:03:37,740 --> 01:03:40,240
Calm down.
I just want to talk.
916
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:42,840
We've talked already.
917
01:03:44,540 --> 01:03:46,050
This is different.
918
01:03:46,050 --> 01:03:47,350
All right?
919
01:03:48,250 --> 01:03:51,650
Bill, I want
to offer you a job.
920
01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:56,060
What?
921
01:03:56,060 --> 01:03:58,260
A job, Bill.
For me.
922
01:04:19,050 --> 01:04:20,550
How hard was that?
923
01:04:32,260 --> 01:04:33,760
Hello.
924
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:35,660
Can you spare us a few moments
of your time?
925
01:04:37,060 --> 01:04:38,930
- That's you?
- That's right.
926
01:04:39,030 --> 01:04:41,030
Do you mind
if I and my cameraman...
927
01:04:41,030 --> 01:04:42,240
just came through?
928
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:44,040
What's the thing?
929
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:45,240
Oh, you'll love it.
930
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:47,540
- This is your place?
- Yeah.
931
01:04:47,540 --> 01:04:48,940
Oh, wow.
932
01:05:00,650 --> 01:05:02,160
This is a joke,
right?
933
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:07,460
It's not a joke.
934
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:10,460
What's your name?
935
01:05:10,460 --> 01:05:11,730
Neil.
936
01:05:12,630 --> 01:05:20,240
Tell me, Neil, why exactly did
you watch that film to the end?
937
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:21,640
What?
938
01:05:22,740 --> 01:05:24,440
Did you think
it was real?
939
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:26,650
I... don't know.
940
01:05:27,350 --> 01:05:28,950
You thought
it was a joke.
941
01:05:28,950 --> 01:05:30,150
Yeah.
942
01:05:32,150 --> 01:05:34,450
Supposing
it wasn't a joke.
943
01:05:34,450 --> 01:05:36,160
Do you think there'd be
something wrong with you...
944
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:38,160
for having watched the film
to the end?
945
01:05:40,660 --> 01:05:42,060
Well, obviously there'd be
something wrong with me...
946
01:05:42,060 --> 01:05:46,330
for having made it...
if that makes it any easier.
947
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:56,840
Ok, let me
clarify things.
948
01:05:58,950 --> 01:06:02,750
It was real.
All of it.
949
01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:05,650
All of those people
were really being killed.
950
01:06:05,650 --> 01:06:08,860
So there's definitely
something wrong with me.
951
01:06:08,860 --> 01:06:10,360
What I want you
to tell me...
952
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,360
is whether there's
something wrong with you.
953
01:06:15,660 --> 01:06:18,360
As you'll be aware,
I recorded this over a film...
954
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:21,130
called
"The Last Horror Movie..."
955
01:06:21,130 --> 01:06:25,440
so in a sense it's the title
of this movie.
956
01:06:25,540 --> 01:06:28,640
It's kind of an appropriate
title, if you think about it...
957
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,140
which is why
I picked it.
958
01:06:31,850 --> 01:06:35,350
I mean, I could say...
959
01:06:35,350 --> 01:06:36,650
it's an appropriate title
for this film...
960
01:06:36,750 --> 01:06:41,250
because in
its self-conscious subversion...
961
01:06:41,350 --> 01:06:42,860
of horror movie
conventions...
962
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:46,060
it's kind of a last word
in horror.
963
01:06:46,060 --> 01:06:49,360
But you might think
I was a bit of a wanker...
964
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:50,560
which I probably
would be...
965
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:52,230
if I went around saying things
like that.
966
01:06:53,530 --> 01:06:54,830
But I've got
a better reason...
967
01:06:54,830 --> 01:06:57,740
for calling it
"The Last Horror Movie."
968
01:07:00,140 --> 01:07:01,540
I'll show you.
969
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:05,550
No, no, no!
970
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:55,020
We didn't get very far.
971
01:07:57,520 --> 01:08:00,020
I think he found it hard
to concentrate.
972
01:08:08,530 --> 01:08:09,830
Seriously, though...
973
01:08:09,830 --> 01:08:11,300
I had to make sure he'd watched
the whole film...
974
01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:12,500
before
I showed up.
975
01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:14,810
I've found
in the past...
976
01:08:14,810 --> 01:08:16,110
that people
haven't been able to think...
977
01:08:16,210 --> 01:08:17,810
while they're
being murdered.
978
01:08:17,810 --> 01:08:20,010
Which is understandable,
I suppose.
979
01:08:21,010 --> 01:08:23,310
That's why I came up
with the video store gimmick.
980
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:26,820
If I could get people
to watch it...
981
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,520
like it was
an ordinary film...
982
01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:30,520
well, not ordinary,
perhaps...
983
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:33,020
but without me
standing over them...
984
01:08:33,020 --> 01:08:35,830
they'd have a chance
to draw some conclusions.
985
01:08:35,930 --> 01:08:38,430
Then we could have
a meaningful discussion.
986
01:08:39,130 --> 01:08:42,530
Unfortunately,
Neil wasn't quite up to it.
987
01:08:44,900 --> 01:08:49,210
See, I do believe
the ones who saw the film...
988
01:08:49,210 --> 01:08:53,310
managed to get at least a sense
of what I was trying to achieve.
989
01:08:53,410 --> 01:08:55,710
Once they were able to see
their own experience...
990
01:08:55,710 --> 01:08:58,020
as part of
the whole project...
991
01:08:58,020 --> 01:09:02,020
which I think is something
of a success, really.
992
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:05,520
The problem is...
993
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:07,220
I haven't been able
to get anybody to respond...
994
01:09:07,220 --> 01:09:09,030
in a really interesting way.
995
01:09:10,130 --> 01:09:12,930
That's understandable,
I suppose.
996
01:09:13,830 --> 01:09:17,430
But it would be nice if someone
came up with a few thoughts...
997
01:09:17,430 --> 01:09:19,000
one of these days.
998
01:09:22,210 --> 01:09:23,510
How about you?
999
01:09:25,110 --> 01:09:27,210
Think you'd have
something to say?
1000
01:09:27,210 --> 01:09:29,310
Have you thought of
something to say?
1001
01:09:30,210 --> 01:09:33,220
Maybe you want to ask me
some questions.
1002
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:35,420
I'd be happy
to try and answer them.
1003
01:09:35,420 --> 01:09:36,820
Really.
1004
01:09:42,330 --> 01:09:46,930
You probably just want to
report me to the police, right?
1005
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:54,910
Well, obviously
I can't let you do that.
1006
01:09:54,910 --> 01:09:57,110
You understand that
at least.
1007
01:09:58,610 --> 01:10:00,910
I mean,
if you're watching this film...
1008
01:10:00,910 --> 01:10:03,210
you've become very dangerous
to me...
1009
01:10:03,310 --> 01:10:04,820
as I have to you.
1010
01:10:06,020 --> 01:10:07,820
Our fortunes
are inextricable tied.
1011
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:14,420
Clearly then,
we're going to have to meet.
1012
01:10:16,830 --> 01:10:18,330
Soon...
1013
01:10:19,830 --> 01:10:21,830
Very soon,
if I've timed things right.
1014
01:10:29,610 --> 01:10:33,410
You don't believe me,
do you?
1015
01:10:33,510 --> 01:10:36,610
You think this is some
art house film...
1016
01:10:36,610 --> 01:10:39,420
that's meant to look
like a home movie.
1017
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:43,620
You don't think this is
the only copy of this film.
1018
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:45,020
You don't think
I was waiting...
1019
01:10:45,020 --> 01:10:46,520
when you hired it
from the video store...
1020
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:48,330
or that I followed you home.
1021
01:10:52,330 --> 01:10:54,030
Wonder where you are now.
1022
01:10:56,030 --> 01:10:57,530
Are you standing
by a window?
1023
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:03,510
Maybe I'm looking at you
right now.
1024
01:11:04,710 --> 01:11:07,310
Or maybe I'll get in
just by knocking on the door.
1025
01:11:07,310 --> 01:11:08,810
I've done that
three times before...
1026
01:11:08,810 --> 01:11:10,510
if you can believe it.
1027
01:11:10,510 --> 01:11:13,120
People just let you in...
it's quite extraordinary.
1028
01:11:13,220 --> 01:11:16,320
They all thought it was some
sort of reality-TV stunt.
1029
01:11:20,020 --> 01:11:24,530
Then again,
maybe I'll have to break in.
1030
01:11:30,530 --> 01:11:33,200
Maybe I've already
broken in.
1031
01:11:41,210 --> 01:11:43,710
Go on,
don't believe me.
1032
01:11:43,710 --> 01:11:45,020
That's good.
1033
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:46,720
It makes my job
a lot easier.
1034
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:48,720
But it doesn't really matter
whether you believe me or not.
1035
01:11:49,620 --> 01:11:51,520
I've had a lot of practice
at this.
1036
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:55,230
A lot more than you,
I suspect.
1037
01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:59,430
Whatever happens...
1038
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:08,710
this is gonna be
your last horror movie.
1039
01:12:16,710 --> 01:12:18,620
I'll be seeing you.
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